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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, Danny, you get a real nice face, now, don't you.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Johnny, Well, actually, I'm Johnny.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
That's what Johnny.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
That's what we're gonna tell the boys about.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Johnny Cocker, Johnny Fever, and I am burning in here.
I'm gonna put the cat out under everything. Okay, today
is National Kitten Day.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Well then there's good reason for it.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
And my ex fiance daughter just got a new kitten.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Oh it's cute, it is. Showed me a picture.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
His name is what's his name?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
I don't know, yah, Hucky ducky.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Which is funny name for a for a.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Cat, like from sixteen Candles Ducky.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Maybe I don't. He's a he's a kind of an
orange tabby.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
No, not sixteen candles pretty in pink?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Is that what it was?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I didn't see any of those. I did see Breakfast Club.
That was about the only brat pack movie I saw.
I just wasn't into it.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I'm not sure how I feel about AI. But have
you seen the like baby videos AI of like real people?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
They did them with the Breakfast Club They were cute. Yeah, Toddler.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Have you seen the ones with Sasquatch?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, no, I haven't seen that bigfoot.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, there's big foot stuff. Yeah, yeah, I once we're
when I'm done with work, you know, we're out of
here so early. I got a lot of time on
my head. There's a lot of stupid stuff to watch
cat dog and sasquatch videos. That's that's all I do
for the entire rest of the day. All right, Welcome
in Johnny and Val recapping the show for July tenth,
(01:47):
the one hundred and ninety first day of the year.
One hundred and seventy four days remain seventeen days until
the sold out Valporter yacht rock cruise aboard the Gateway Clipper,
fifty two days until Labor Day, one hundred and sixty
eight days to Christmas. Have you been to Pickles burd No?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Have you No?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I totally forgot. I keep forgetting, And it wasn't until
I went grocery shopping yesterday and I bought pickles.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I was like, oh, good, ahead, all the pickles I wanted.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Don't stop. Oh it's Clara Hugh Day, which is a limerick,
So your turn, go ahead, come up with a limerick.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I don't know any clean ones.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I know a newsperson named thou she's Johnny's Pow. I
hear she's cold. She loves her space heater. I was
told it's very good off off the cough. Yeah, we
didn't do the space hitter today.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
No, I could have, but you didn't say anything.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Are you waiting on me? Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Well, because if you're cold, then it's cold.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
It didn't know. I was so busy today I didn't
even think about it. Probably was because this whole week
has been the ac has just been coat.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Did you say last week it was really cold too?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah it was, but it was no, it was last Friday.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Oh just Friday.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
No, No, I take that back, because it was July fourth.
It was the Thursday, Thursday before the July fourth weekend,
and I was like, oh, good thing, Vow's not here.
She would be frozen. I almost texted you over the
weekend and saying, hey, wear something warm because the studio
is unbearably it's brutal. Don't step on a b day.
(03:27):
When's the last time you got stung by a bee?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
I still lived at home, so bet a minute, Yeah,
how about you?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I think I got stung last year. And then there
was a time when I was I was mowing the
lawn and I grown, yeah, and I got, I gotta,
I gotta. I was wearing shorts and they crawled on
my pants and they were they were nailing me. Was
something fierce. That was bad. That was a bad day. Yes,
(03:57):
National Kitten Day, National Peanutley. I do love Peanu coladas.
I like coconut You don't like coconut an.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I mean I would drink a Pinu Colada if I
had to. That's all there was.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Was going to force you to drink this Peanu Colada.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Of those types of drinks, I'd rather have a strawberry DACKERI.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Uh, you know what did I tell you that I
got the taste of tequila and I used to hate it?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah, like it was real good. Yeah, high end sipping tequila.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Right, and you mix it with real lime juice like
a regular margarita doesn't appeal to me, Yeah, but real
lime juice really makes it. And grenadine that sweetens it
up for me. Yeah, because I'm a fence. And if
I don't, I don't like the sour stuff. It picked
Blueberry Day and Teddy Bear Picnic Day. So if you
got Teddy Bear, take it to a picnic Day. Number
(04:50):
nineteen for the trivia question coming up after this comedy
cut from Kelsey Cook.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
And My Mom growing up was also somebody you did
not want to cross. My parents got divorced in the nineties,
back when there were home phone answering machines, and before
the divorce, our answering machine message was my dad saying,
you've reached the Cooks, please give us a message, And
then after the divorce, my mom had changed it to
her just blasting Alanis Morris sets you ought to know.
(05:23):
So every time my dad would call, my mom would
let it go to the machine so that if he
wanted to leave a message for her every time he
first had to sit through the lyrics. And I'm here
to remind you of the mess you left when you
went away. That was the message for literally anybody who
(05:54):
called our house. So after a while we started to
get messages from people like.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Hey, this is Dave from Blockbuster and come here to remind.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
You your space jam VHS is overdue.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Really sorry about whatever you're going through.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
During the comedy, was looking over and something happened. What
what you were making this this face?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
What and wiping off my tongue?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah, what happened.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
So this morning, when I made coffee, I looked and
the filter was all smushed over on one side. So
I held the pot up. I'm like, I don't see
any grounds in there, so I'm just gonna drink it.
I just guzzled like the last couple SIPs nothing and
(07:10):
got a mouthful of coffee grounds.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Oh. I haven't seen a face like that since we
did the jellybean bit.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh yeah, when.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
We were doing like, you know, it was like a
big favorite dog turds or something. It was bad.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
But yeah, yeah, that was not a pleasant Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Sip? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
I got I wiped off my tongue.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
So all right, Day nineteen for the trivia question. Good morning?
Who's this? All right? Frank? There are approximately twenty one
hundred of these on planet Earth, two hundred and fifty
five in the USA and eight in Pennsylvania. What are
they plants? Well? Congratulations, you're about the two millionth person
to say that.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Sorry, no, not it's four one two three three three
ninety four five? What you got drive in movie theaters? Sorry?
Not it?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
All right?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Thanks? Anyway?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Okay, well where did that go? Let's go to cress.
What you got. How about uh Yankoa sherver May Camaro.
Not nothing like that at all.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I have a great day, sir. Let's go to Travis.
What you got?
Speaker 5 (08:23):
I'm pretty sure I think they're major league professional sports teams.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, we've had quite a few people say that, so no,
not not the answer I'm looking for. Let's take three more.
Is it waterfalls? Not waterfalls?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Bye?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Thanks?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Two more Togo Liberty bells. Liberty bells. There's only one
Liberty bell Marilyn. How you doing today?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
A wonderful correct relations on your wedding.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Oh, thank you, I appreciate all right. What do you
got for us?
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Is it a rime street bar?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
No, nothing like that at all, neither one, none of those. Okay, bye,
Thanks Marylyn, You're welcome. All right. Val Do you have
a guess or do you have a question for it?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I have a guess, okay, Deloreans.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
No. What's most important to me?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
News?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Updates, news up? I like all the local news. Hold
on before we do that, not that it's bigger than
a Dolorean.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
What's most important to me? News updates, news up? I
like all the local news. All right, what's going on,
she's writing it down.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Okay. You might think scammers are after old people because
they're easy targets, but it's really because they think they're loaded.
In this new digital age, phone scams are becoming more
and more advanced with the use of AI voices that
could convince you, guys, you.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Got loaded your ahead scam me, Hey guy, everything my
thirty five dollars in my account. I'm fairly certain it's okay.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
There are some red flags that may signal you are
talking to a scammer. If there's a sense of you know,
there's a panicky event, your heart's racing, and they love
to trigger your panic response with emergencies like your grandson's
in jail. You owe the irs fifty grand They say
(10:16):
that's because freaked out people don't ask questions, and so
scammers count on you panicking and then just handing over
your money. Also, is it too fast and too furious?
Is it a limited time offer or an urgent request.
If that's the case, it is likely a scam in disguise.
And if someone claims to be an officer, a lawyer,
(10:38):
an FBI agent, somebody you've never met claiming to be
those things, that's probably a con as well. Scammers love
to play the authority card, which makes stories feel legitimate,
and they say, if somebody is asking you to pay
with a gift card, crypto or venmo, that's usually a
pretty clear sign that it's a scamp. The flavor of
(11:01):
summer is an old favorite you probably not for you, though,
cream sickle.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Uh yeah. It's funny because I remember eating cream sickles
and loving them as uh huh, but I but again,
I've lost my You know what, yesterday somebody came in
and said, we got a surprise for you. You gotta
love it. You gotta love it. I'm like, oh, what
is it? Could it be you know, Mexican? Maybe a burger?
We got ice cream? I'm like, ah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
It was good. I had some. I uh, cream sickle
is the flavor of summer. And I saw cream sickle
cereal in the grocery store the other day. But they, yeah,
but they and I thought that seems gross and cereal.
But apparently it's the hot thing from cocktails to desserts
to lattes this summer.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
All right, So let's do this day number two for
the who sings it well known Three w West artists
before they hit it big, tell me who sings it.
We will give you tickets for either Brian Adams or
Chicago your choice. Now, we didn't do it yesterday. We
did it on Tuesday, so this is day number two.
(12:12):
So if you can tell me who it is, you
get your choice of tickets. Going about first, you got
a guess on who I.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Do, but I'm pretty sure I'm wrong Casey in the
Sunshine Band.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
You are right, you are wrong? All right, all right,
so it's not Casey in the Sunshine Band. All right.
Definitely an artist that we play on three wus. Tell
me who sings it? You get your choice of tickets.
Three wus. Good morning, she the how are we today?
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Okay, how y'all?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
We're good. Give me a chance to win. Tickets are
either Brian Adams or Chicago your choice. Just tell me
who sings this. Let's give this a quick listen, here
you go. All right. Definitely an artist that we play
kind of before they were famous, kind of deal, Sheila,
what's your guesson? No, it's not r e U. Sped Wagon. Sorry,
(13:13):
let's go to whispering Tina. How are you today?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
So I said you must be work?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, yeah, okay, all right, Tina, you're the last call
I take today. You get it right, you win? Otherwise?
Day number three tomorrow, what's your answer?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Is it Adams?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Are you asking me? I'm asking you? Is it Brian Adams?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
I who it is?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
It's not?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
All right, well, get back to work. Yeah, all right, vow.
Do you have another guess on who that might be?
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Sticks? Not Sticks. I'm gonna give you another hit on
this one.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
They're in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Okay,
so it's not somebody that you're like, you know, it's
not a borderline. This is somebody you definitely know, because
I have.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Another guest, but I'm not sure if he's in the
Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Go for it.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Kenny Loggins not Kenny Loggins. All right, So all right,
eliminates my whole list.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
All right, you got to get a new list for tomorrow.
We're gonna kick things off tomorrow at five am. Day
number three for the Who Sings It? Day number twenty four,
the broadworry trivia question pretty much Groundhog Day, same shame
show tomorrow as it is today.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
So so good, it's easy easy the week.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
That's right, all right, that's it for us. They see
his guys sayings, guys