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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, you have my answer, I hope. So I
think it's a Tesla coil. Oh god, no, no, this
is something. No, yeah, this is no. There's no yelling
at the DJ.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Come on.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's much more recognizable than a Tesla coil.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
What's in the Carnegie Museum?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I know there is, I know there is, I know
there is. Yeah, I've seen it. Yeah, yeah, she's prowling
at me.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Come on, that's still not the right answer.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Yeah. You get a real nice face, now, don't you.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Johnny, You're well, actually I'm Johnny. That's what Johnny. That's
we're going to tell the boys about.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Johnny, doctor Johnny fever and I am burning up in here.
Did you happen to see the Tesla coil down at
the Carnegie Science Center? Not that I recall, it, says,
one of those big things that has the static electricity
and you can touch it.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
It's pretty cool, Nikolai. Tesla, not the car.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Not the car. All right, welcome in. It's Friday, and
it's kind of a three day week weekend for me.
Sort of well all right because Monday I'm getting a colonoscope.
So well that's not whoo And I don't mind telling
people get a colonoscope. My father had colon cancer, so
(01:26):
I promised my father that I would I would be regular,
and so you know, I would like to make colon
oscopies as people like normal normal normalize them, just like uh,
you know, mammograms and things like that.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
It's important, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
So yeah, welcome the colon colon Talk, all right. Welcome
in Johnny and Val podcasting live atop i Heeart Mountain.
July eleventh, one hundred and ninety second day of the year.
One hundred and seventy three days remain, sixteen days till
Valport is yacht Rock Cruise sold out. I don't know
(02:00):
if we're giving away any more tickets.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah, well, I guess everybody missed out.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Then maybe we'll ask Dan if he can give us
a pair. Like the week week.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Of leading up to it.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, fifty one days to Labor Day, one hundred and
sixty seven days of Christmas. Today is National French Fry Friday,
so it's there's a bunch of places given away free friends. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, well most of them are through their app and
you got to use the keyword and all that stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh good lord, why do you make people you.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Steal, hard, work to get something free.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Do keywords to win stuff. That's insane. Who would do that? Oh?
We do it thirteen times a day. Oh I bet
all American Pet Photo Day.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Oh I have lots of those.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, me too. I just took a couple today. Both
my dogs were passed out in the in the bathroom
as I was getting ready for work. Collector Car Appreciation Day,
Free Slurpy Day. I'd rather have a slurpee than a
French fry. To be honest with you, I don't like cold.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I'm just gonna say you don't like that stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
French fries are fine. People going crazy for French fries.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
But when you have a bad fry, you know it. Yeah,
like if it's bland and see.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Most of them to me are bland. It's what you
put on fries that are tasty, like I put.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
A I mean, you gotta have salt.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
An embarrassingly amount of ketchup on or for Chick fil A,
the Chick fil A sauce.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
But the International Essential Oils Day, National Blueberry Muffin Day,
National Chirrup the Lonely Day, National Mohito Day, National r
Near Cherries Day, National Swimming Pool Day, and World Kebab Day.
I do like kebob, especially on the grill.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Good goood fruit kebabs on the grill fruit kebabs. Like
with peaches. You ever have grilled peaches? Grilled peaches are
really good?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
No, that sounds good though. I'm in on that all right.
Day number twenty for the Roadroy Trivi question we go
overtime today? That's coming up after this comedy cut from
Pete Holmes. I think it's weird that electric eels exist.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Those are real. They're not like unicorns. They're real electric
Are you listening? Electric eels? Eels that have electricity in
them are a real thing. They're swimming in the ocean
currently with currents. That's happening.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
It's insane. When's the last time you thought about that? Kindergarten?
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Someone just came up to you and was like, hey,
electric eels are a thing, and you were just like,
I believe you. I'm going to file that under tea
for true and never open the file. Imagine having that
open of a mind. That would be like if you
were at the aquarium tomorrow. But I just came up
to you and I was like, Hey, you know seahorses
(04:53):
transmit a Wi Fi signal. Just immediately you're like, what's
the password? It's magical, it's magical, it's working. Come on,
he swam away.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
All right, going overtime for the trivia question. All right,
if you've been keeping track, here's quite a few calls.
Good morning. Who's this?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
This is Dave?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
All right, Dave. There are approximately twenty one hundred of
these on planet Earth, two hundred and fifty five of
those you'll find in the USA and eight of them
in Pennsylvania. What are they?
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Hayter Talk factory.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
That was all right, thanks brother Key Bargan. Yeah, bar
one two, three, three, three ninety four or five of
which you.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Got Windley professional sports teams got it?
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, would not? Sorry now I eight so a thank you.
Going to Jeff your turn.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Crazy accredited zoos.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
No, it has nothing to do with zoos at all.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Oh, the numbers are all the same.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Nice try all right, thank you? Going to Todd. What
you got known and or map caves. Yeah, we've already
covered it's above ground. It's a above ground so no sorry,
four one, two, three, three, three ninety four or five?
Oh what you got? Is it a zoo. Not a zoo,
has nothing to do with animals at all. All right, Katara,
(06:21):
how you doing today? That's pretty good. Well it's the
end of the week. Yeah, yeah, you made it to Friday,
so you're doing you're doing? Yeah, all right, you have
my answer, I hope. So I think it's a Tesla coil.
Oh god, no, no, this is something. Yeah, this is no.
There's no yelling at the DJ. Come on. It's much
(06:46):
more recognizable than a Tesla coil. What's in the Carnegie Museum?
I know there is, I know there is, I know
there is. Yeah, I've seen it. Yeah, yeah, she's prowling
at me. Come on.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
That's still not the right answer.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, okay, Going over time, it's the road Roy trivia question.
That are approximately twenty one hundred of these on the planet,
two hundred and fifty five of these in the USA,
eight in Pennsylvania. What's your guess? Halfway Bian, nothing like
that at all, has nothing to do with any kind
of religion. Four one, two, three, three, three ninety four
to five er. Going over time, what's your guess? Yeah,
(07:24):
National Heritage Area, nothing like that at all, not that
it's it's not nearly that large go ahead, your turn?
Is it pipeline? Not pipeline? Sorry? Thank you, Tyler. What
do you got.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
National historic landmarks?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
No? No, No, you're late to the party, aren't you.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, We've had a million people say that. Nothing that large. Okay,
all right, your turn? What you got? I got?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
How about windmill farms?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Not wind mill farms? Nothing that large? Your turn? Billionaire? No,
huhuh has nothing to do with people or animals. Okay,
thank you? All right, your turn? Reactors?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah, cerators.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, you're you're late to the party too, aren't you.
I'm what late to the party we've had. We've done
this for twenty days. We've probably had one hundred people
say that.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
It's strange because of us specie up or something.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
I don't know, my man, all right, dwing avow. Do
you have another guest for us?
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Steam paddle boats.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Like like you like riverboats? Yeah, no, nothing like that
at all. It's not any kind of transportation at all.
Good morning. Who's this Anthony? How are you? Anthony?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
How you doing?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
All right?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Good? You know another damn paradise. There's approximately twenty one
hundred others on planet Earth, two hundred and fifty five
in the USA and eight in Pennsylvania. So I'm thinking
Cornegie libraries, not Carnegie Library. Sorry, let's take three more.
Go ahead.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Of wars?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
What is it? Reservoirs is not the answer? Sorry, let's
take two more.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Hey, my name is Dawn.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I think it's nuclear power plants. Yeah, we've had a
million people say nuclear power plants has nothing to do
with nuclear power at all. Wow, Wow, you Bill? How
the heck are you? I am wonderful. How are you
got big plans for the weekend? No, not Picklesburg or anything.
All right, listen, you're the last call I'm going to
(09:27):
take today. You get it right to win. Otherwise it's
the same question on Tuesday, because I have Monday off.
What is your guess? Nobel Prize winners has nothing to
do with people or animals at all? Alrighty, all right, buddy,
have a great weekend. Okay, you too think all right,
let's kind of recap some of the guesses. Okay, has
(09:48):
nothing to do with humans or animals. It has nothing
to do with transportation, has definitely nothing to do with
any kind of nuclear power, especially nuclear power plants. Please,
it's not did they have anything to do with religion
or history or historical sites. It's bigger than a DeLorean.
(10:11):
Do you have another Do you have another guests or
do you have another question?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
I have a question? Okay, is it a statue?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Nothing like that would be like historical. So no, it
has nothing to do with statues at all. What's most
important to me? News updates, news updates. I like the
local news. All right, what's going now?
Speaker 3 (10:36):
For the second time this year, someone got arrested after
drugs were found in a container with a label saying
there were no drugs inside. During a traffic stop in
Pleasant Prairie, Wisconsin, police officers found a vehicle connected to
a wanted individual. Once Canine knew it was alerted to
potential contraband inside the car, the search was on where
(10:58):
officers found a bag LA definitely not a bag full
of drugs. Of course, inside the bag was definitely a
drug bag of cocaine, a loaded gun, drug paraphernalia, and
cash for future reference. Everyone police rarely fall for that ruse.
(11:20):
We're all curious about how other people live, especially if
their lives are different than ours. In one TikToker named
John is not afraid to ask people to reveal some
personal details you recently posted. If you are over thirty
five and you're married and you don't have kids, what
do you fight about? There were over ten thousand comments.
(11:43):
Arguments mostly fit into four categories pets, food, chores, and sleep,
and these were some of the best answers. One couple
argues about who loves the dog more and who the
dog loves more.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
That's awesome.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Someone else said he buys too many bananas, then promises
he's gonna make banana bread and never does.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
When it comes to pets, it's it's aubie. Her dog
loves me more. My dog loves her more. It's weird.
And banana bread I'm always up for. I've never made
banana bread.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Really, you should give it a try. When I want
a sweet treat and he doesn't want a sweet treat,
but I don't want to have a sweet treat all
by my.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Side, Yeah, that is a that is a girl thing.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
He once promised me he would give me the super
spice chewy heart of every cinnamon roll that he bought.
Turns out that was a lie.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Lie.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
He folds the towels wrong.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Oh, come on, If he's folding towels, you're ahead.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
We will have his in hers dishwashers in the next house.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
So apparently they argue about it, how to how to
load it.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I like the thunderstorm sound on the white noise machine
at night, but she demands the lightly flowing river, the
babbling brook.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
She doesn't have a choice. She's got to put up
with my quirky noises that.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Your sleep habits.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Oh my god, yeah, I feel bad for her.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
And finally, my husband recently got eleven chickens to combat
the egg shortage. There are only two of us considering
this his midlife crisis.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
That's funny. All right, Let's do this time once again
for day number three for the who Sings It? Giving
you a chance to win tickets for either Brian Adams
or Chicago, your choice. Just tell me who sings it?
Here's your little sample eight three. This song is getting
(13:43):
stuck in my head. I definitely a three WS artist,
an artist that we play. Do you have a do
you have a guest stout?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I'm gonna say Toto.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
No, this band is actually in the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame. Now I will die on the hill
that I think the band total should be in the
Rock and Roll Hall of fame ins in some sort
of fashion. Right, but it's not Toto? All right? Got
a guest? Four one, two, three, three, three ninety four five?
Oh just tell me? You sings?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Its boy says if you don't watch three WS.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Good morning, Lorie? How are you today?
Speaker 3 (14:28):
I'm doing okay?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
How are you good? Giving you a chance to win
tickets for either Chicago or Brian Adams your choice, with
another round of who sings It? Day number three? Let's
give this a listen here, you got day? Make you
sit if you want them? All right? Do you recognize
that voice?
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Who?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Who do you think that is? I'm gonna say it's Chicago,
not Chicago. Nope, Sorry, let's go to uh, Michelle, what's
your guest?
Speaker 2 (14:54):
The beach Boy's.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Way off on that one? Sorry? Nope? Dave? How you
doing good about your soap?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Doing you?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I'm doing all right? You're the last song gonna take
this week? You get it right? And you went otherwise?
It's the same. Who sings it? Next time? What you
got for us?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
How about it?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Kill not kiss? Sorry?
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Maybe you were right.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Sorry, we'll have to do it next week. Have a
good weekend.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Day all right?
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Thank you? All right? No winner, this week for the
road Wary trivia question or the who Sings It? So
you got homework to do over the weekend. Now, do
you have another guess on the who Sings it? Or
do you have a question for the who Sings it?
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Ummm, I have a guess? Okay Fleetwood Mac.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
No, but you got the right era, definitely right air,
All right, okay, all right. So I'm off on Monday, although.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
You're not off, I'm not. You just will be at work.
You will be on all weekends, all day sun.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
I'll be on the on the crapper, Yeah, all night
long on Sunday. The prep is just the worst.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
What do they make you do?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Now?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Because I've read that or heard some people don't you
don't have to drink like gallons of whatever this stuff
is anymore.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I think this is my third time. The first time
was like a huge gallon jog and that was oh
and the next one was just a small bottle. This
one is two bottles and they're about a lead or
a piece. It's more than I did the last time.
And what's funny is I have to do it at
ten o'clock at night. And I called the doctor and
(16:35):
I said, I go to bed at eight o'clock. I
don't know if this is going to work. They go,
you can maybe do it an hour earlier, but that
you gotta.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Do you is it later in the day your appointment.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
No, it's early in the morning.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Really, yeah, I did the last time I had one.
They called and they're like, we could get you in
early if you want to come. I'm like, you have
me timing this prep to be at this time for
my appointment. Why would I come in early? Right?
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Well, you know that's the thing. That's what I was like,
was like, okay, uh. And the instructions on the bottles
is different than the instructions.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
That from the doctor. Oh boy, well, good luck.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yes, thanks, I would hate to do it. And then
they go, I'm sorry, you did it wrong. You're gonna
have to do it all again. All right, I'll talk
to you on Tuesday. Vows back here on Monday. That's
it for us. They see these guys, guys