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Speaker 1 (00:00):
B can we in the now, Danny go.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Get a real nice face, now, don't you? Johnny mind?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Well, actually, I'm Johnny.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
That's what Johnny. That's we're gonna tell the boys about Johnny.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Cocer, Johnny fever and I am burning up in here. Yeah,
we had somebody singing on the program. I mean, he's
no Val Porter.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Exciting and why that sounds so weird? Does that how
I sing?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I messed with the with the pitch on that one.
Let's let's give that a listen again.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It's like, oh, vibrado exciting and.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Did you hear that? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
It is weird. Made me giggle though.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Hey, welcome in Johnny and Val recapping the show for
July twenty second, the two and third day of the year.
One hundred and sixty two days remain, just five days
until Valporter's sold out yacht rock Cruise, and we're giving
away tickets all this week.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
They are the last chance, the last chance to win.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, forty one days to Labor Day, one hundred and
fifty six days until Christmas.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Today is hammock Day.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Love the idea of a hammock It sounds really nice
and comforting, and then you get money, you lay in
it and you feel like you're only you can't move,
feel like you're a tuna HoTT in a net.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I'm trying to get out and you just gotta roll
over it.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Then you finally get out, and then it sits in
your backyard for ten years and.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
You're like, yeah, I'm not going out on that again.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Lions share a day? Do lines really share? I didn't
know that National BLT Sandwich Day. I do like me
a good BLT, lots of mayo.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, I gotta have.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
That National Mango Day. Love me some. You're not a
big fan of mango.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I like mango flavor, yes, but not mangool I don't know.
I've never eaten. I mean I've had fresh mag go
in stuff, but not like to eat a mango.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
If they're do you do that? They have to be
kind of right, They have to be a little super right.
If they're a little soft, If they're hard, they're almost sour,
you have to let them soften up a little.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Bit, and then they're really sweet and they're so good.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Mad Max frozen mango margarita the best.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I remember going to Mexico and pick off marga mango
margarita is off the tree fresh. It's a taste so delicious.
Let's see National rat Catcher's Day. What's a rat catcher
like a.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Pest control person? I would guess I hate rats. Yeah
they're not. They say they make great pets. No way,
I mean probably not the kind of catch in the street.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
But you know, we had you know somebody who listens
to our podcast, all Jackie who has tarantulas?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I'd rather have a rat.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Maybe I would too, but I wouldn't want to a snake.
No rat, no thank you, especially when there's so many
other furry options.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Options.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, pie approximation day, spoonerism.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
What is spoonerism?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
No idea?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Look that up for me.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Google that summer leisure day too, and today would be
a good day to be leisurely because it is going
to be a fabulous day. We've got day number what
is it?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Twenty six?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
For the Rodroy trivia question coming up in a couple
of minutes, But first a stand up comedy bit from
Ian Carnile.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I will say that it's it's really easy to lose weight.
It's really easy to lose weight. All you have to
do is overcome everything in society and millions and millions
of years of genetic evolution built around the concept of scarcity,
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and then you just don't eat.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
After eight, all right, more after this? All right? Did
we figure out what?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
It's a verbal error in which a speaker accidentally transposes
the initial sound or letters of two or more words.
So instead of you have missed the history lectures, you
say you have hissed the mystery lectures.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Uh, okay, spoonery, that's spooner is all right? Day number
twenty six for the Rodroy trivia question. Good morning, who's this?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
All right? Mandy?
Speaker 3 (04:31):
There are approximately twenty one hundred of these on planet Earth,
two hundred and fifty five in the USA, and you'll
find eight in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
What are they?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Is it gray Hambu Station?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Not no, that's a that's a nurse.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, first time for that answer, but not it.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Okay, thanks, thank you for one, two, three, three, three,
ninety four five.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh your turn.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
My guess is that it is the members of the
American Angus Association.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Oh like cow farmers.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, yeah, this is something a little bit more mainstream,
a little little warm, yeah, well known.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Okay, I'm actually a farmer, like I have a farmer
creative answer, but not it. Sorry, ah, thanks either. What
you guess gold Corral?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Oh yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. No,
not not it. But I like your guests and now.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I want to go to the Golden Corral.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Right you drop that far away?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
All right? But thanks, thank you very much. Have a
good day. Good morning. Who's this Brady? All right? Brady?
Did you listen to our podcast with the hints? I
missed it?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Okay, that's fine, just trying to just just trying to
be a helper. But okay, Brady, what do.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
You got better reserve?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Thanks?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Nothing like that at all, Sorry, Brady, should I listen
to the podcast?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Just saying mistake three? More? Go ahead?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Aluga, museums, Thanks Tony, thank you for I'm an in
two more ago?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
What you got?
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Hot yoga studios?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
There's there's a bunch of them. There's probably eight in
Pittsburgh alone. So no, nothing like that at all.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Good morning. Who's this? This is Dave?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Johnny Dave, you're the last cang of take Today. You
get it right?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
You win?
Speaker 3 (06:20):
If you win, you get the public party tickets otherwise
date number six million, six hundred and forty million.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
What do you got for me, Dave?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I got suspected UFO crackhed sites.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Not it, Dave?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yeah, I had nothing to do with the UFOs or
tater tots. There's a couple of one of those here,
all right. So we didn't get a winner today. That
was a creative guest, and you're going to have to
be creative to come. Do you have a guess or
do you have a question for us today?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I have a guess, but I think I might be
right for it. Halls of Fame.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
No, but I like it. I like that. I like that.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Guess what's the most important to news?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Updates?
Speaker 1 (07:11):
News updates?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I like all the local news.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
You just to like one of the listeners. I think
I have it. I think I know what it is.
I think I don't know what. I think I know
the answer, Nicola power plant, punch me in the head,
all right?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
What do you got?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
With summer heat reaching dangerous highs around the world, it
is important to take precautions, which is especially true for
our dogs, who don't handle heat the same way humans
do and can quickly get overwhelmed by high temperatures, hot pavement,
and parked cars. Just don't just leave your dog at
home in the summer. Just leave your dog at home thankfully.
(07:48):
Dog training expert Karen Powinski shared some simple, science backed
tips to help keep your pet safe all summer long.
This is from People magazine. She says, think about skipping
the outdoor wall walks all together when it's over ninety degrees.
Use the one fifty rule. If the temperature plus the
humidity add up to more than one fifty, too.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Risky, right, Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Between eighty one and eighty five degrees, she says, walks
should be under twenty minutes, and only if absolutely necessary.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Keep them in the shade because that hot sidewalk is
can be.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
On the grass.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
It'd be very dangerous.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yeah, even indoor spaces, she says, can be unsafe. Dogs
shouldn't be left in temperatures above eighty five degrees for
more than four hours, and she says if you think
your dog might be overheating, these are the signs heavy panting, drooling,
discolored gums, being lethargic, confusion, vomiting, even seizures, and body
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temperatures over one hundred degrees that is an emergency and
you should get your dog to the vet immediately. And
to stay safe, she says, walk in the early mornings.
As you said, stick to the shaded grassy areas, bring
lots of water, and do the seven second pavement test.
If it's too hot for your hand, it's too hot
for their pause.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
That's a great idea. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
So, and the Ada County Sheriff's Office in Idaho is
looking for a serial butt grabber. Victim reports and video
describe a guy on a dirt bike grabbing women's butts
as he passes by. It's happened a bunch of times.
So far, police have not caught up with the guy,
so they are asking the public to help identify him
(09:27):
from the video. So good luck to the Idaho Sheriff's
Office Manada County getting that guy. Well, maybe it's a woman.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I don't know. All right, This is yacht rock Week
as we have the quintessential yacht rock concert collection of
bands Toto and Christopher Cross and Men at Work on Thursday.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
We've got a pair of tickets for that.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Then on Sunday it's Valporter's sold out yacht rock cruise
aboard the Gateway Clipper.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
For me looking forward to it.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
The only way you can get to get on the
boat is to win these tickets right now with something
we're calling Captain Valporter's yacht rock Song of the Day.
And for whatever reason, I know this is radio, but
every time I say that, I have to salute.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
You, you do.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I don't know why either, but I like.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
It all right. So the quick essential.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yacht rock aficionado Valporter picks a song every day. So
if you can guess this song, then you get tickets
to Toto and of course the yacht rock crew.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
So what do you got?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
And this should be an easy one. Actually, I think
they're all easy. But this was the debut single by
singer songwriter Christopher Cross, was released in February of nineteen
eighty as the lead single from his Grammy winning nineteen
seventy nine self titled debut album, and he tells this
story on the yacht Rock documentary. He says he was
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high on hallucinogenics when he wrote this song. So and
Michael McDonald of the Doobie Brothers doing backup vocals.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
All right, here's the song. There you go.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
There, it is all right, it's so easy four one two, three,
three three ninety four five Oh named the song three
wus good morning, Rick, how are we today?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Deserve? Wow?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
All right, well it's yacht Rock Week and Captain Val
Porter's yacht rock song of the Day, and I forgot
to salute there.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yeah, there we go.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
All right, we're giving you a chance to win tickets
for the sold out yacht rock cruise aboard the Gateway
Clipper with Val on Sunday and the Collection of yacht
Rockers on Thursday with Toto Christopher Cross. It meant at
work with the yacht rock song of the day and
if you can, if you can sing the lyrics, you
get bonus points.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Here you go, here you go.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
In the nice.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
He sounds a little bit more like Michael McDonald on
that than all right. Yeah, sure, absolutely, congratulations, you're thank you?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
All right.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
I thought of a clue for the road Wary tribute question.
All right, it is I determined. We've determined that it's
it's a business. It's a business. It's a business, and
it originated in Germany in the mid seventies. Okay, so easy,
(12:53):
Like I said.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Is it a wellness business?
Speaker 3 (12:59):
It is not okay, okay, yes it is you ruined
in it for everybody. All Right, we'll take more calls
tomorrow trying to give away those Paul McCartney tickets, and
of course we'll have a vow will dig up another
yacht rock song for the day, giving you a chance
to win tickets for.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
So many to choose from.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Uh So, anyway, that's all coming up tomorrow, plus plenty
of chances for you to in cash with a thousand
dollars payday today. But this is the last week, so
you've yeah, you've got Friday, Thursday, Friday. So all right,
that's it for us a seeings guys, seeings guys,