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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeo me o me o me o me o me
o me o me o me o me o me
o me o me o me o me o me o.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh, Danny go get a real nice face, now, don't you, Johnny? Well,
actually I'm Johnny.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
That's what Johnny. That's we're gonna tell the boys about Johnny.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Doctor Johnny Fever. And I am burning up in here.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I am so disappointed in myself. Usually I can get
Val to sing almost anything. If I mentioned a TV show,
she sings the theme song. And today was National TV
Theme Song Day, and I didn't get you to sing anything.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
So I could have done any one of those probably,
and I even sang you did. That's right, Maybe the
tide's turning.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
That's a rarity because I know how bad I sound.
I know how bad I sound. That's coming up later
in the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
All right, So it's uh, it's just me today because
I know Val is here, but she's on vacation next week.
So physically you're here, but mentally you got one foot
out there, yeah kind of yeah, you got you got
family coming in?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, I do have family, got a visit from out
of town, So.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Any do they live anywhere? Fun?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I suppose it can depends on what you consider fun.
They live at Oklahoma, Okay, have they done Oklahoma?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I used to. I used to kick off a show
with me singing Oklahoma.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Really in Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Oh what a wonderful morning, what a beautiful day.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I won't.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh my god, here's a podcast. Twice I'm cut off.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
You know you want to sing.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I don't. I don't. July thirty first, the very last
day of July. Thank god, this has been the longest
month ever.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
It has.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I think it's because of the heat.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Maybe I'm not going to argue that with you.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Because you look outside and go the sunny, I should
go out there. You go out there for like just
ten seconds, and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Okay, it's gross.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
It is. It's sticky.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
And I'm going to Texas at the end of the month.
And my wife keeps on, you know, she's from Texas,
and once you're from Texas, you are Texans to the bone.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Sure, but she.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Says she doesn't want to go back because of the
heat of Texans, Like Houston is.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Just just like a November trip sticky.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah right, but it's uh, it's my my new in
laws anniversary birthday, celebration.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
It'll be nice. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
The two hundred and twelfth day of the year, one
hundred and fifty three days remain twenty two days until
Bonnie divers the recipe for Hope to benefit the hair
Piece Charities. Got to figure out what I'm serving. Got it,
Kim Kim, if you're listening to the podcast, contact me.
I got to figure out what we're doing. Thirty two
days to Labor Day, fifty days until the iHeartRadio Music
Festival next week.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
We're going to be giving away trips.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Fuck great Vegas, Vegas.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I'll be hot too, September meat. Yeah, it's always hot
in Vegas. I know our friend Sean who lives in Vegas.
He loves always sends pictures when it's above one hundred.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yes, frequently it is, and uh.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, Sean, He's a classic. One hundred and forty seven
days of Christmas. Today is National TV Theme Song Day.
We'll celebrate with a top ten list, which Val did
not like at all.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I mean, most of them I couldn't argue with, but
I thought my list was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
National Avocado Day.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Avocados are really good for you, but avocados just by
themselves don't taste anything.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
No, you gotta put some girligan some salt.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
National Chili Dog Day. Oo, love me some chili dogs.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Cody Island, Newcastle, Cony Island. Oh it is so good.
The best hot dog ever. National Cotton Candy Day, National
Intern Day, National Jump for jelly Beans Day.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I like jelly beans. I'm not sure I jump for him.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Do you like the old fashioned jelly beans or the
new jill?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I just like jelly beans.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
That's one sweet that I do enjoy. But I especially
like licorice jelly beans, which I know you're.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Not a fan.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
National Mutt Day and got me a mut. Yeah, he's
an old mut. National Raspberry Cake Day. I don't like cake,
but raspberry cake that sounds that sounds that sounds good.
It does.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
National Spam Day. You know it's funny.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I brought in some spam to mix with my eggs
about a month ago.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I forgot.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I left them in the in the refrigerator and just
a couple of days so unwrapped it. I was like, oh,
I forgot about this spam. It looks just like it
did when it went not surprised. Speaking of like spoiled food,
you know, Janis wants me to clarify yesterday's argument on
the podcast where I said, you know, I left chicken
(04:59):
in the sink, yeah to thaw thaw, and she's like,
that is the grossest thing ever.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
And you agreed with me.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
But I didn't have all the facts.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, and I didn't. I didn't put it in a
bowl or a bag or whatever.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
And so shows you you just let you just left
it naked, well, swimming in the.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Suit, rints it off and I cook it.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
So you know, So anyway, I had to fest off
and give everybody the facts.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
See in my head I'm picturing, oh, you just took
a package of chicken from the store, out of the
freezer and put it in the sink. Yeah, and that's not.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
That's the case. Okay, So there you go. All right, Wifey,
are you happy? All right?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Brand new Rodory trivic question coming up after this comedy
cut from Logan Gunzelman.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I got a frozen pizza.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
And on the back it had conventional oven instructions, and
then right underneath that it had brick oven instructions.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
What kind of life are you living.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
If you're buying a frozen pizza.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
And you're taking it home to your brick oven. Who
are you? It said?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Three heat oven to seven hundred degrees? Are you also
shopping a goodwill and then getting a ride home in
your limo? Like?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Are you buying a first class flight to Bakersfield?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Baker Field? All right, brand new trivia coming up after this.
All right, it's been a rough week for Johnny. Three
trivia questions in three days.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I'm still shocked that we got a winner so quickly. Yesterday.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
That was a good one. That was a good question.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Who's the second person?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Uh huh? And it was so timely because of the
Steelers football thing.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
It could have last, it didn't.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
It didn't know.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
All right, let's see if this one will last at
least a day. Good morning? Who's this?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
This is angel?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Good morning? Angela? Are you doing? You're doing all right? Here?
Are you going to break my heart and come up
with the answer right away? Because you know, yesterday I
was just the you know that just thinks up?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
All right? Angela Print born in Saint Louis, Missouri, was
inspired to invent this well known thing after watching a
delivery truck passing by.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Is it a monster truck? Not the answer I'm looking for? Okay, okay,
but thank you for not breaking my heart. Let's got
to die in.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I'll put the censor in your car and I'll let
you know someone we showed you.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Not the answer I'm looking for. Sorry, let's take three
more go ahead, lift gate? A lift gate is not
the answer. Two more ago?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Okay? Was it the FedEx Lugo? Sorry? Not it?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Thanks? How you doing Ron? Good? All right?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Listen, you're the last go I gonna take today. You
get it right, your win, which would make me, you know,
it would would make vow very happy. And if you
don't get it right, it would make me very happy.
You're the last gong to take.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
What you got? Truck mural truck murals not the answer?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
All right, val? What was your guess on the air
windshield wipers?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
She's pretty good. Yeah, it's a good guess. But do
you have another guess?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Ace?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Air conditioning in vehicles?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Nice? What's most important to me? News updates?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
You? News news updates?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I like all the local news. All right, what's going now?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
A family in Oklahoma City didn't have finding a naked
four hundred pound man in their home on their bingo
card last week, but there they were tearing down a
rather large intruder.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Can you imagine you hear these stories all the time,
and how many stupid thieves can there be? People breaking
in and then, for whatever reason, they feel compelled to
be naked in their somebody else's house, which is weird.
It happens way more often than you would think.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
The naked burglar, identified as Cory Cisco, didn't stay long
because the homeowners grabbed their guns, so he took off
out the back door. He ran across the yard and
then jumped into a pond, where he stayed for about
an hour. The guy who the guy who owns the
house said, the guy just waited in the water, quote
(09:23):
unquote very much hippopotamus like. He said, there are snakes
and snapping turtles in that pond, but the guys stayed
in there. Police eventually showed up and convinced him to
come out of the pond. He was under the influence,
according to police. In surprise was arrested for indecent exposure
and public intoxication.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
They either break in and get naked or they fall asleep.
I don't what is with these thieves.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
So do you think you have to be a ten
to land a date well. While being one of the
pretty people has always been a plus.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
One, it's a struggle I've had to do.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
New research suggests it is not what matters most of
people today. According to a new survey of two thousand people,
dater say there are several traits that are way more
important than physical appearance. They put a potential partner's kindness,
emotional maturity, and financial stability ahead of looks. A third
(10:25):
of people surveyed admit that in the past they did
pick a partner based on specific characteristics, even if it
left them with an unfulfilling sex life. So uh, And
everyone has deal breakers, bad hygiene topping the list, poor
communication and avoiding commitment or other issues. People have some singles, though,
(10:46):
say they're not afraid of radical honesty. Some want people
to just know all the deal breakers right out of
the gate. Wouldn't that be awesome? Tell me all your
flaws before we.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Get too far down the hold on, let me get
get my list.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
While good finances matter to seventy percent of daters, they
are not in it for a luxurious life style. They
just want to feel secure in a relationship. They're not
gold diggers. They just you know, don't want to pinch pennies.
I guess two thirds of people pulled also admit to
researching a potential partner online before they go out with
(11:25):
them the first time, with.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
One hundred percent of women do.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I was gonna say.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Guys are just basically too lazy to do that, but
all right, let's do this. All right, So today is
National TV Theme Song Day, where we celebrate TV theme songs,
which is out of fashion now. Well, all the TV
shows now don't have not a lot of them do.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Or they're real short yeah, instrumentals.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah, all right, So I asked chat chpt to come
up with the top ten greatest TV theme songs.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Do you have a couple?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I have many?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
All right, let's before we get that, let's try to
give away some Doobie Brothers of jone Jet tickets.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Good morning. Who's this?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeo me o me o me o, me o, me o,
me o, me o, me o, me o, me o,
me o, me o, me o me o meo.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah, so okay, sorry, wrong, wrong, wrong, buttons give me
I'll mixed theme.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Good morning. Who's this?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
This is angela angela Happy National TV Theme Song TV
theme song day. I know it's a big day in
the heartwell householder for Angela's Albrets as well. All right,
I'm going to give you either your choice Doobie Brothers
or Jones Jet. All you have to do is come
up with number one on this list. What do you
(12:38):
think it is?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Fresh Prince of Bella did not make the list? How
did that not make the list? Wow?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Well, Angela, since you're a loyal listener, I'll give you
the tickets. Which will it be?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Jet? You got it? Stick around? Okay?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
All right? Going a vow? What give me some TV shows?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
That was another? A good when I didn't think of
the greatest American hero.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Did not make the list.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
W k Erope in Cincinnati.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
One of the greatest shows ever did not make the list.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
The Jefferson's did.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Not make the list. Come on, Ambiltie, no, not even not.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Even are these real TV shows?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
There's all these are really big huge mash did not
make the list. Alice, No, Wow, we over fire.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
So I'm going to miss here the whole way. All
in the family.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Thoughts that make the hick Parade did make the list?
Is it number one?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I probably?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Do you have another another suggestion, welcome back Hodder did
not make the list.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
An, well, you know what I think of this list?
The Love Boat, didn't you?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
You already said the Boat, didn't you? No, no, no,
that was off air.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Well, Laverne and Shirley is my last one.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
No, nobody watched that show. That was a stupid show.
That stupid show.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Who likes that?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I could probably come up with about ten more and
they wouldn't be on the list. I mean, all right,
here's none of these on the list.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Here's the here's the top ten list from chat GPT.
Here's number ten, Happy Days good one ye. Number nine, Oh,
that must have been a mistake.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Lavernon show?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Is that really? Number nine?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Number nine okay, it's one of your favorite shows of
all time, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
It is?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Number eight, Andy Griffith, that's a good one, he said, Number.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Eight, Boy on the Family.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Number seven making you way in the world today takes
everything you've.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Got, Shu Yes, Number five, number four.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Wow, they went way back for that one.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Number three it's a huge show. But the theme song,
that's the whole song.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, no, you got to be able to sing it.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I agree, I agree. Number two it's hard to argue
with this one. Friends, Yeah, one more to go? Do
you have another guess on what it might be?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
All right, give me a drummroll Gilligan's Island, You all right?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I would seriously disagree with just two on that list.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Simpsons, Yes, and what was the other?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I agree, yeah, because that's they used that.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
That's so yeah, I agree, yeah, but it was other
than that.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
But those are two gigantic shows, So I can see
how you would consider it, but I wouldn't you and
I do.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
The way you can't trust chat Laverne and Shirley.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Why would you put Laverne and Shirley? I love that show.
I love that show too.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
It's still good.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Not only does it hold up.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I actually as a young person, I didn't get a
lot of the humor, and now that I'm older, I'm like,
oh wow, that that humor had another level too. Yes, yeah,
especially Letting and Squiggy.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Who met right at CMU they did, and which one?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Uh Squiggy? What was his real name?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
David Lander?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Huge Pirate fan. Yes he's passed away.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
I believe so.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yeah, but yeah, really classic TV shows?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
That was fun?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
All right, Uh, tomorrow, we've got a quiz Master quiz
question to give away some Doobie Brothers to guess.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
We're going to quiz your knowledge of the Doobie Brothers.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Yeah, and of course Dy number two for the road
Roy trivia I made to days. Johnny feeling good about
him good, yeah, baby. All right, that's it for us.
We'll catch you tomorrow on the radio starting at five am.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
That's it for us.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
He seeings, guys, guys,
Yeo me o me o me o me o me
o me o me o me o me o me
o me o me o me o me o me o.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh, Danny go get a real nice face, now, don't you, Johnny? Well,
actually I'm Johnny.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
That's what Johnny. That's we're gonna tell the boys about Johnny.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Doctor Johnny Fever. And I am burning up in here.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I am so disappointed in myself. Usually I can get
Val to sing almost anything. If I mentioned a TV show,
she sings the theme song. And today was National TV
Theme Song Day, and I didn't get you to sing anything.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
So I could have done any one of those probably,
and I even sang you did. That's right, Maybe the
tide's turning.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
That's a rarity because I know how bad I sound.
I know how bad I sound. That's coming up later
in the podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
All right, So it's uh, it's just me today because
I know Val is here, but she's on vacation next week.
So physically you're here, but mentally you got one foot
out there, yeah kind of yeah, you got you got
family coming in?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, I do have family, got a visit from out
of town, So.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Any do they live anywhere? Fun?
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I suppose it can depends on what you consider fun.
They live at Oklahoma, Okay, have they done Oklahoma?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I used to. I used to kick off a show
with me singing Oklahoma.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Really in Oklahoma.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Oh what a wonderful morning, what a beautiful day.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I won't.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Oh my god, here's a podcast. Twice I'm cut off.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
You know you want to sing.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
I don't. I don't. July thirty first, the very last
day of July. Thank god, this has been the longest
month ever.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
It has.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
I think it's because of the heat.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Maybe I'm not going to argue that with you.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Because you look outside and go the sunny, I should
go out there. You go out there for like just
ten seconds, and I'm like.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Okay, it's gross.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
It is. It's sticky.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
And I'm going to Texas at the end of the month.
And my wife keeps on, you know, she's from Texas,
and once you're from Texas, you are Texans to the bone.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Sure, but she.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Says she doesn't want to go back because of the
heat of Texans, Like Houston is.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Just just like a November trip sticky.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah right, but it's uh, it's my my new in
laws anniversary birthday, celebration.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
It'll be nice. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
The two hundred and twelfth day of the year, one
hundred and fifty three days remain twenty two days until
Bonnie divers the recipe for Hope to benefit the hair
Piece Charities. Got to figure out what I'm serving. Got it,
Kim Kim, if you're listening to the podcast, contact me.
I got to figure out what we're doing. Thirty two
days to Labor Day, fifty days until the iHeartRadio Music
Festival next week.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
We're going to be giving away trips.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Fuck great Vegas, Vegas.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
I'll be hot too, September meat. Yeah, it's always hot
in Vegas. I know our friend Sean who lives in Vegas.
He loves always sends pictures when it's above one hundred.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yes, frequently it is, and uh.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, Sean, He's a classic. One hundred and forty seven
days of Christmas. Today is National TV Theme Song Day.
We'll celebrate with a top ten list, which Val did
not like at all.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I mean, most of them I couldn't argue with, but
I thought my list was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
National Avocado Day.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Avocados are really good for you, but avocados just by
themselves don't taste anything.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
No, you gotta put some girligan some salt.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
National Chili Dog Day. Oo, love me some chili dogs.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Cody Island, Newcastle, Cony Island. Oh it is so good.
The best hot dog ever. National Cotton Candy Day, National
Intern Day, National Jump for jelly Beans Day.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I like jelly beans. I'm not sure I jump for him.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Do you like the old fashioned jelly beans or the
new jill?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I just like jelly beans.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
That's one sweet that I do enjoy. But I especially
like licorice jelly beans, which I know you're.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Not a fan.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
National Mutt Day and got me a mut. Yeah, he's
an old mut. National Raspberry Cake Day. I don't like cake,
but raspberry cake that sounds that sounds that sounds good.
It does.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
National Spam Day. You know it's funny.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I brought in some spam to mix with my eggs
about a month ago.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I forgot.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I left them in the in the refrigerator and just
a couple of days so unwrapped it. I was like, oh,
I forgot about this spam. It looks just like it
did when it went not surprised. Speaking of like spoiled food,
you know, Janis wants me to clarify yesterday's argument on
the podcast where I said, you know, I left chicken
(04:59):
in the sink, yeah to thaw thaw, and she's like,
that is the grossest thing ever.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
And you agreed with me.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
But I didn't have all the facts.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, and I didn't. I didn't put it in a
bowl or a bag or whatever.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
And so shows you you just let you just left
it naked, well, swimming in the.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Suit, rints it off and I cook it.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
So you know, So anyway, I had to fest off
and give everybody the facts.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
See in my head I'm picturing, oh, you just took
a package of chicken from the store, out of the
freezer and put it in the sink. Yeah, and that's not.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
That's the case. Okay, So there you go. All right, Wifey,
are you happy? All right?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Brand new Rodory trivic question coming up after this comedy
cut from Logan Gunzelman.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I got a frozen pizza.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
And on the back it had conventional oven instructions, and
then right underneath that it had brick oven instructions.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
What kind of life are you living.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
If you're buying a frozen pizza.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
And you're taking it home to your brick oven. Who
are you? It said?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Three heat oven to seven hundred degrees? Are you also
shopping a goodwill and then getting a ride home in
your limo? Like?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Are you buying a first class flight to Bakersfield?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Baker Field? All right, brand new trivia coming up after this.
All right, it's been a rough week for Johnny. Three
trivia questions in three days.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I'm still shocked that we got a winner so quickly. Yesterday.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
That was a good one. That was a good question.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Who's the second person?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Uh huh? And it was so timely because of the
Steelers football thing.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
It could have last, it didn't.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
It didn't know.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
All right, let's see if this one will last at
least a day. Good morning? Who's this?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
This is angel?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Good morning? Angela? Are you doing? You're doing all right? Here?
Are you going to break my heart and come up
with the answer right away? Because you know, yesterday I
was just the you know that just thinks up?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
All right? Angela Print born in Saint Louis, Missouri, was
inspired to invent this well known thing after watching a
delivery truck passing by.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Is it a monster truck? Not the answer I'm looking for? Okay, okay,
but thank you for not breaking my heart. Let's got
to die in.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I'll put the censor in your car and I'll let
you know someone we showed you.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Not the answer I'm looking for. Sorry, let's take three
more go ahead, lift gate? A lift gate is not
the answer. Two more ago?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Okay? Was it the FedEx Lugo? Sorry? Not it?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Thanks? How you doing Ron? Good? All right?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Listen, you're the last go I gonna take today. You
get it right, your win, which would make me, you know,
it would would make vow very happy. And if you
don't get it right, it would make me very happy.
You're the last gong to take.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
What you got? Truck mural truck murals not the answer?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
All right, val? What was your guess on the air
windshield wipers?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
She's pretty good. Yeah, it's a good guess. But do
you have another guess?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Ace?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Air conditioning in vehicles?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Nice? What's most important to me? News updates?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
You? News news updates?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I like all the local news. All right, what's going now?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
A family in Oklahoma City didn't have finding a naked
four hundred pound man in their home on their bingo
card last week, but there they were tearing down a
rather large intruder.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Can you imagine you hear these stories all the time,
and how many stupid thieves can there be? People breaking
in and then, for whatever reason, they feel compelled to
be naked in their somebody else's house, which is weird.
It happens way more often than you would think.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
The naked burglar, identified as Cory Cisco, didn't stay long
because the homeowners grabbed their guns, so he took off
out the back door. He ran across the yard and
then jumped into a pond, where he stayed for about
an hour. The guy who the guy who owns the
house said, the guy just waited in the water, quote
(09:23):
unquote very much hippopotamus like. He said, there are snakes
and snapping turtles in that pond, but the guys stayed
in there. Police eventually showed up and convinced him to
come out of the pond. He was under the influence,
according to police. In surprise was arrested for indecent exposure
and public intoxication.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
They either break in and get naked or they fall asleep.
I don't what is with these thieves.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
So do you think you have to be a ten
to land a date well. While being one of the
pretty people has always been a plus.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
One, it's a struggle I've had to do.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
New research suggests it is not what matters most of
people today. According to a new survey of two thousand people,
dater say there are several traits that are way more
important than physical appearance. They put a potential partner's kindness,
emotional maturity, and financial stability ahead of looks. A third
(10:25):
of people surveyed admit that in the past they did
pick a partner based on specific characteristics, even if it
left them with an unfulfilling sex life. So uh, And
everyone has deal breakers, bad hygiene topping the list, poor
communication and avoiding commitment or other issues. People have some singles, though,
(10:46):
say they're not afraid of radical honesty. Some want people
to just know all the deal breakers right out of
the gate. Wouldn't that be awesome? Tell me all your
flaws before we.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Get too far down the hold on, let me get
get my list.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
While good finances matter to seventy percent of daters, they
are not in it for a luxurious life style. They
just want to feel secure in a relationship. They're not
gold diggers. They just you know, don't want to pinch pennies.
I guess two thirds of people pulled also admit to
researching a potential partner online before they go out with
(11:25):
them the first time, with.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
One hundred percent of women do.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I was gonna say.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Guys are just basically too lazy to do that, but
all right, let's do this. All right, So today is
National TV Theme Song Day, where we celebrate TV theme songs,
which is out of fashion now. Well, all the TV
shows now don't have not a lot of them do.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Or they're real short yeah, instrumentals.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah, all right, So I asked chat chpt to come
up with the top ten greatest TV theme songs.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Do you have a couple?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
I have many?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
All right, let's before we get that, let's try to
give away some Doobie Brothers of jone Jet tickets.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Good morning. Who's this?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeo me o me o me o, me o, me o,
me o, me o, me o, me o, me o,
me o, me o, me o me o meo.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah, so okay, sorry, wrong, wrong, wrong, buttons give me
I'll mixed theme.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Good morning. Who's this?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
This is angela angela Happy National TV Theme Song TV
theme song day. I know it's a big day in
the heartwell householder for Angela's Albrets as well. All right,
I'm going to give you either your choice Doobie Brothers
or Jones Jet. All you have to do is come
up with number one on this list. What do you
(12:38):
think it is?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Fresh Prince of Bella did not make the list? How
did that not make the list? Wow?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Well, Angela, since you're a loyal listener, I'll give you
the tickets. Which will it be?
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Jet? You got it? Stick around? Okay?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
All right? Going a vow? What give me some TV shows?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
That was another? A good when I didn't think of
the greatest American hero.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Did not make the list.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
W k Erope in Cincinnati.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
One of the greatest shows ever did not make the list.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
The Jefferson's did.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Not make the list. Come on, Ambiltie, no, not even not.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Even are these real TV shows?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
There's all these are really big huge mash did not
make the list. Alice, No, Wow, we over fire.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
So I'm going to miss here the whole way. All
in the family.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Thoughts that make the hick Parade did make the list?
Is it number one?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I probably?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Do you have another another suggestion, welcome back Hodder did
not make the list.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
An, well, you know what I think of this list?
The Love Boat, didn't you?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
You already said the Boat, didn't you? No, no, no,
that was off air.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Well, Laverne and Shirley is my last one.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
No, nobody watched that show. That was a stupid show.
That stupid show.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Who likes that?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I could probably come up with about ten more and
they wouldn't be on the list. I mean, all right,
here's none of these on the list.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Here's the here's the top ten list from chat GPT.
Here's number ten, Happy Days good one ye. Number nine, Oh,
that must have been a mistake.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Lavernon show?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Is that really? Number nine?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Number nine okay, it's one of your favorite shows of
all time, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
It is?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Number eight, Andy Griffith, that's a good one, he said, Number.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Eight, Boy on the Family.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Number seven making you way in the world today takes
everything you've.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Got, Shu Yes, Number five, number four.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Wow, they went way back for that one.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Number three it's a huge show. But the theme song,
that's the whole song.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, no, you got to be able to sing it.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
I agree, I agree. Number two it's hard to argue
with this one. Friends, Yeah, one more to go? Do
you have another guess on what it might be?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
All right, give me a drummroll Gilligan's Island, You all right?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I would seriously disagree with just two on that list.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Simpsons, Yes, and what was the other?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I agree, yeah, because that's they used that.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
That's so yeah, I agree, yeah, but it was other
than that.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
But those are two gigantic shows, So I can see
how you would consider it, but I wouldn't you and
I do.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
The way you can't trust chat Laverne and Shirley.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Why would you put Laverne and Shirley? I love that show.
I love that show too.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
It's still good.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Not only does it hold up.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I actually as a young person, I didn't get a
lot of the humor, and now that I'm older, I'm like,
oh wow, that that humor had another level too. Yes, yeah,
especially Letting and Squiggy.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Who met right at CMU they did, and which one?
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Uh Squiggy? What was his real name?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
David Lander?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Huge Pirate fan. Yes he's passed away.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
I believe so.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yeah, but yeah, really classic TV shows?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
That was fun?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
All right, Uh, tomorrow, we've got a quiz Master quiz
question to give away some Doobie Brothers to guess.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
We're going to quiz your knowledge of the Doobie Brothers.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Yeah, and of course Dy number two for the road
Roy trivia I made to days. Johnny feeling good about
him good, yeah, baby. All right, that's it for us.
We'll catch you tomorrow on the radio starting at five am.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
That's it for us.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
He seeings, guys, guys,
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