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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What you got, is it. There's the same chemical reaction
in the brain. Oh oh wow, it's nothing that interesting.
It's not that sophisticated. Remember this is probably right this, yeah, yeah,
this is Johnny Hartwell, right, yeah, nothing that sophisticated. Okay,
that's true. I forgot about that. You get a real
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nice face, now, don't you, Johnny. Well, actually, I'm Johnny.
That's what Johnny. That's we're gonna tell the boys about Johnny,
Doctor Johnny Fever and I am.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Burning in here.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Oh val, the listeners love me. Johnny is not Johnny's
not that sophisticated. There's no way you could come up
with us something like that. There's no way it couldn't possibly.
All right, welcome in. This is the CONDENSEDU pre cap podcast,
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All right. We almost made it to the weekend. One
more day.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I can hang in there. Summer's almost over.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Easy for you. You you've fully work two days this week. Yeah,
that's really tough. Oh yeah, Oh, I feel bad for you.
Al is up to make it one more day, three
day work week. I'm winded. That's crushing my brain, all right.
August fourteenth, two and twenty sixth day of the Air.
One hundred and thirty nine days remain. Eight days until
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Bonnie Diver's recipe for Hope the benefit Hairpiece Charities. I'm
trying to recall what you're serving macarn macarols. That's rights.
Eighteen days until Labor Day, but oh, fifteen days too.
I'm on vacation nice, thirty six days until the iHeartRadio
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Music Festival, and one hundred and thirty six days to Christmas. Well,
it's going to be here before you know it, which
is crazy because it's still ninety degrees outside and you go, wow,
Christmas is going to be here before you know it.
Today is Color Book Day, National cream at Sickle Day,
National Financial Awareness Day. I'm well aware that I lack
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me financial awareness. Painfully aware daily, National Navajo code Talker Day,
National Tattoo Removal Day. We talked on the air a
little bit about you wanting to remove a couple of tattoos.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, I've looked into it. I watched a YouTube video
of this woman who had a tattoo removed and it
was fairly big, but like this huge blister formed. Oh
it was like the length of her arm and it
stuck out like two inches oooh.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
So that kind of.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Deterred me from even pursue it. Well that in the cost.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
You know, then there's people who have like tattoos on
their face. First of all, who does that's? It makes
the stake and you have to remove it all man.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
I've thought about getting cover up tattoos, but I think
it'll just look worse.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
National Whiffle Ball Day and Social Security Day. All right,
let's hit your little comedy cut from Jim Gaffigan. Here's Jim.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Watch a lot of Dateline. I don't want to brag
some other winners out there. If you're unfamiliar or you
have a life. Dateline is a news magazine show like
sixty Minutes. But at one point, date Line just went
all in on murder, and it's usually spousal murder. Like
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if you watch date Line, it appears most marriages end
in murder. Every episode starts the same they had the
perfect marriage.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
But you know someone's getting killed.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Husband a wife. Sometimes they'll get someone else to kill
their spouse, which seems impersonal, like it took a vow.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Do it yourself. Three ws. Hey, it's Johnny Hartwell you
know you know your roof. Your roof can't text you
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all right. Day number four for the road Roy trivia question.
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Still trying to give away tickets for the Yacht Rock Review.
Good morning, who's.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
This, Johnny?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
It's Tony, Tony Tony all right, Uh yeah, I was back,
all right. These three things have a common thread. What
specifically does cotton candy, a doughnut, a Martinita, and a
beluga have in common.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Well, aside from the they're all part of a Johnny
hangover breakfast.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
You're almost right, You're almost right. I don't I don't
eat belugas this early in the morning. Well, they're a
little robbery. They are good to hear from your tone?
Far one, two, three, three, three ninety four five? O
what you got? Is it?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
There?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
The same chemical reaction in the brain. Oh, oh wow,
it's nothing that interesting. It's not that sophisticated. Remember this
is probably right this Yeah, yeah, this is Johnny Hartweller, Right, yeah,
nothing that's sophisticated. Okay, that's true. I forgot about that.
That's anyway. Who's this?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
This is Greg?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Johnny? How are you? I'm doing great? Greg? How about
how's Greg? Oh? Greg is just fine on this Thursday?
All right? These three things have a common thread. What
specifically does cotton candy, a donut, and a margarita have
in common? Were they all created by mistake? Nah? Not bad,
but not the answer I'm looking for. Greg, Keep trying.
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Let's take three more go ahead. Flavors of Jemmy b
not flavors of jelly maybe, but that's not the answer
I'm looking for, So keep trying. Let's take two more.
Go ahead, right, Jimmy Buffery has nothing to do with
Jimmy Buffett at all.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Ah.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Somebody said that yesterday too. Yeah, I like, I love
me some Jimmy Buffett, but that's not it. Good morning.
Here's this, Mike. All right, Mike, here the last call
I take today? You get it right? You win? Otherwise
day number five tomorrow? Is it the way the product
is applied by gifting? I don't know how you make
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a margarita? No, no sugar, no, nothing like that, Mike, nothing,
nothing like that? All right, budd try all right? Now,
do you have a guest for us? It's wrong?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Most popular festival food? Nude?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
What's the most important to me? News updates? Not for
news news updates. I like all the local news.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
What's going down?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Like I said on the show, usually when we get
a new question, I come up with a list of answers.
I have none. I can't even venture a guess.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Brain crusher. I am the brain. Brain crusher.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Johnny, you need to get business cards with out.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
For whatever reason. I have to. I have to whatever done.
The brain crusher. I have to put my fingers to
my chest. I don't know what makes it official. Maybe
that's what it is.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Wildlife officials in Colorado are residents to lock their doors
because apparently their bears have figured out how to open them.
Security footage from a home near Tell You Ride shows
a bear just, you know, casually strolling up, standing up
on its hind legs and then using its paw to
push down the door handle and just stroll right in
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the house.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I mean Deep Creek. They have special bear garbage cans
because bears have figured out how to manipulate garbage cans
and things like that. They figured doors out now And
how many times have you seen videos of dogs or
dogs bears getting into cars. Oh yeah, they figure out
that that's how they get in and then they'll direct
the Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Parks and Wildlife shared a video online and worn residents
that more bears are entering homes there because they have
learned how to open the doors. They say, our officers
have dealt with bears and homes around Tell You Tell
You Ride in Mountain Village a lot this summer. We
know bears entering multiple homes and one night and multiple
bears going into one house on the same day. Wow,
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no damage reported in the house. But they are telling
people lock your doors.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Well, you got to live up in bear country out
and you grew up in Franklin with the you know,
there's all sorts of bears up there. Yes, you ever
seen it. I've never seen a bear in the wind either.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, just speaking of that, this could fall right into that.
Deciding where you want to call home can be complicated.
While some people love nature, they want to be in
bear country, other people love where they grew up. Some
people just want to get out of town as fast
as they can. But how do you know you're choosing
the best state? A new report from wallet hub has
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some answers. They've come out with their list of best
states to live in for twenty twenty five. They ranked
each state on fifty one key indicators of liveability, breaking
them down into categories of affordability, economy, education, and health,
quality of life and safety. The indicators range from housing
costs and in come growth to education rate and quality
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of hospitals. So, congratulations, Pennsylvania, we made the top ten.
All right, We're number ten.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
All right? Okay, I thought it would be a little higher.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
But all right above us, it's New York, Utah, New Hampshire.
Florida is at number six, Minnesota, Wisconsin, New Jersey is
number three, Idaho number two, and Massachusetts is number one
best state to live in.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
All right, let's do this, all right? You know what
they call me? Vow? Do you know what they call me?
Brain crusher? Brain crusher, the I'm the iHeart brain crusher,
crushing you with the who sings Johnny B c Heartwell, okay,
give me have a chance to win tickets for the
Yacht Rock Review at stay Je. All you have to
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do is identify who this is. It's a hard one.
It's hard, is all right, but it's definitely a three
WUS artists. They're in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
So if you can tell me who sings it, you
get the prize. Here you go, all right, going to
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vow first, Do you have an idea who it is?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Eric Clapton?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Got the right arrow? Not bad? Got a guess? Four
one two three, three three ninety four or.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Five zero.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Three ws? Good morning, Carter? How are we today? All right?
You trying to get a winner? You know what they
you know what they call me around there these are parts.
You know what they call me? You know what they
call me, Carter? What they call you? What do they
call us? Vow? Let me look at my notes. The
brain crep, brain crusher. I'm crushing you with the with
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the with the who sings it? Admit it, Carter, I'm
crushing your brain. Right, you are crushing my brain. It's
a tough point. All right, let's give this a listen
here you go, all right, Carter, who do you think
that is? I guess Eric Carmon, I crushed your brain?
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It is No is Eric Cartmanic Carteron? All right, there
it's male. They're in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
And it's definitely an artist that we play on three
WS all the time. Okay, So do your homework and
we'll do it all over again tomorrow. All right. We
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scratched off Eric Clapton, Eric Carmen, and Eric Cartman.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yes, we covered all the erics.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
No Steves and no Eric's. Okay, Eric Carmon, I like that.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I never would have guessed that one, but I like that.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Guest, this is definitely an artist. We play it all
the time, all the time.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Okay, all the time, John No, anymore. Kenny Loggins, Nope.
I don't know if he's in the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Nope.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
And they will be in the Hall of Fame. Bad Company, No, no,
I'll give you a hint.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Down. American artist, American artists, American artist. All right, so
we'll take another one, okay, all right, save it for tomorrow.
All right. Hey O, our India listeners are going back up.
We lost all our listeners last week. They came back.
We had twelve twelve people from India yesterday listened to
our podcast. And we've got our first listener from Vietnam.
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Oh big time. Thank you for listening. Break a new
ground all right, same road, Roy trivia question, same who
sings it? And we still have a trip to Vegas
to give away. And so it's pretty much the same
show tomorrow starting at five am. That's it for us.
A seeings, guys, guys,