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August 19, 2025 • 15 mins
Jonny "Brain Crushing" Hartwell is Back At Again!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, the these three things have a common thread.
What specifically does cotton candy, a donut and a margarita?
What do they have in common?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
I think they were all invented for children. Margarita for children,
that kid's margarita. They were, they were, they were smoking
and drinking the twelve. Get a real nice face, now,
don't you.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Johnny, Well, actually I'm Johnny. That's what Johnny. That's we're
gonna tell the boys about Johnny.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Doctor Johnny fever and I am burning in here.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
How about you?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
But when I was in grade school, we used to
drink margharita, you know, after recess, have a little cocktail.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Some schools had chocolate milk on Wednesdays, others margarita's.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
You know, you know, came of an homous down A
little new woman didn't drink margaritas.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
We're a little advanced.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
For a right age smoking cigarettes and then in the
great school bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
All right, welcome man.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
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Recapping the show for August nineteenth, I can't believe we're
over halfway through August already. September is going to be here,

(01:30):
and it's going to I mean, geez o, man, Like
one hundred and thirty one days to Christmas. August nineteenth,
there the two hundred and thirty first day of the year.
One hundred and thirty four days or made three days
until Bonnie Diver's recipe for Hope the benefit Hairpiece Charities.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
She was on TV yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Oh big time.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
How often have you been interviewed on TV since radio?

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Once? When I oh no, no. Once when I was
a little kid, I made a donation to the Jerry
Lewis Tell did Milk Creek Mall and they interviewed me.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
You know, I could be I could talk in the
radio all day and not bad an eye. You put
a camera on me, I'm like, it freaks me out.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
I did TV in college, Like, we had a live
news program.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Which is funny because we went to the same school. Yeah,
I never even set foot in the TV studio.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Really, how did you avoid.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
That because I wasn't a cam major.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Oh that's right, you created your.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Own created my own little stick. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
What was the name of it?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Speech, communication, theater, Radio. I was all radio. I did
nothing but radio.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Were you on cuc or CCB CCB, the carry a
curt Well? Yeah, that wasn't a totally different building.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Totally different. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
So you didn't walk by the TV studio.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I walked by it, but that's it.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I never set foot inside, never had a TV class, nothing.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
None of those were good days.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Thirteen days to Labor Day, thirty one days till the
iHeartRadio Music Festival, one hundred and thirty one days to Christmas.
Today is black cow roop beer fruit flute Day. Take
your big black cow and get out of here, says
Steely Dan. International bow Day, International oranguttag Day.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
They're funny.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
I feel like you work with an ape every day.
International talk like jar jar Binks, Go ahead.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
I have no I I don't know how jar jar
Binks talks. Oh, okay, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
I'm not National Aviation Day, National Hot and Spicy Food Day,
that's your day.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
It is my day. My tummy doesn't doesn't like it anymore.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Oh, you've gotten to that point. What a shame.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
National Potato Day, National Sandcastle and Sculpture Day, National Soft
ice Cream Day, No thanks, and it even and when
it comes.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Out it looks like poop.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
You know you you ruined Tapa Yoka pudding for me
and called it pimple? All right, soft ice cream?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
So you want to return the favor and reject? Sorry, Johnny,
not gonna work.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
And World Photo Day, all right, let's get Oh Greg Warren,
I love him, let's do a cut from him.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
During twenty twenty, I had a lot of free time,
like a lot, and I wanted to use it to
better myself in some way.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
And I didn't. I didn't like. I worsened myself quite
a bit.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
I'm not responsible. I lose stuff. But there's an important
document I don't have it. I'm a constant disappointment to
the DMV. Sir, do you have your Social Security card?
I haven't seen that in thirty years, sir. It's an
important document. Well then you guys shouldn't have printed it
on a gum wrapper. Okay, at least the passport people

(04:58):
made a book out of their thing.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
It's got Paige.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
It is in a callber and yes I lost that
one too, but I shouldn't have Sure, do you have
your birth certificate?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
My birth certificate.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
That document is fifty four years old. I also don't
have the declaration of independence.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
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(05:41):
started McClellan's Contracting and Roofing. If our name goes on it,
we stand behind it so you can stand in it.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
All Right, It's been a long long time since we
had a winner for the Roadbroy Trivit question day number seven?

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Wait, can I ask you this?

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Is anybody even close? Or has anybody?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
But what was crazy is the first day, which I
don't think you were even here. I don't think so,
Like the second or third caller.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Was super super close.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Okay, we've had one other collar in the ballpark, everybody
else way off. Wow, all right, let's take some calls.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Who's this Terry? All right, Terry roadary trivic question. These
three things have a common thread. What specifically does cotton candy,
a donut, and a marguerite to have in common?

Speaker 2 (06:33):
All three are capable of being infused with color and flavor? Wow?

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Nothing that that complicated, needs to be complicated?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
No, nothing like that at all.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Okay, okay, thanks four one, two, three, three, three ninety
four or five? O?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Which you got?

Speaker 5 (06:48):
They all got the thread at don consumed regularly.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
It has nothing to do with diabetes at all. Okay, Rondo,
what do you got?

Speaker 3 (06:57):
They're all to go two choices for some celebration.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Nothing like that at all.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Okay, all right, d you're next.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
I think they were all invented for children.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Not the answer, Margarita. For children, that kids, Margarita. They were,
they were, They were smoking and drinking the twelve when
things were invented, so you never know.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Sorry, not the answer. I'm looking for. Three mort Ago,
What you got?

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Do they have something to do with the rims?

Speaker 2 (07:28):
With what rims? R? I M No, not rims. No, nothing,
rims nothing rim like whatsoever? Two more ago? What you got?

Speaker 4 (07:37):
They all have juice in them?

Speaker 2 (07:39):
No?

Speaker 5 (07:40):
Not it?

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Okay, thank you Sam?

Speaker 2 (07:43):
How are we good? All right? You're life. Go on
and take today what you got?

Speaker 3 (07:49):
We were in a circle, sugar bade in the circle,
sugar spun in the circle.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Has nothing to do with circles or sugar or sugar
circles or they.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
All have sugar.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Thanks for calling? All right? All right? Now, do you
have a guess or do you have a question for me?

Speaker 3 (08:08):
I don't even have a question for a clue. So
my guess is you can mix them all together to
our pair A hole in the wall.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
What's more important to me?

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Moves updates, I like the local news.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
I suppose you could margaritas make a really good You
need a little wetness in there, and they're probably sticky,
so they would find everything together.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
They keep drinking margarite's. I don't know what the hell
that was? All right, what's going on? Well?

Speaker 3 (08:39):
We all love having vacation time, but if you leave
vacation days unused every year, you are not alone. A
new survey finds more than half of US workers feel
anxious about using all their paid time off, at about
a third say they feel pressured not to take it all.
Many people said while their employer offers vacation time, their
workplace culture often sends a different message and discourages them

(09:02):
from taking vacation. Nearly fifty percent of Americans say their
tremendous workload makes it hard for them to go on vacation.
But taking that time that you earn off may just
be what the doctor ordered, because, according to a new survey,
the average person reports feeling nearly seventy percent better mentally

(09:23):
after taking a trip, and those who travel frequently are
much more likely to rate their mental health as good
or excellent compared to those who don't travel as well.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
I do.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
I love my vacation, but even I question my my mental.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Cavell's Chunky Soup has partnered with Phapst Blue Ribbon Beer
for two new beer infused soups okay with football season
kicking off. The new flavors are beer Cheese with potatoes
and cheriso, and beef bacon and beer chili. All right,
I'm designed with tailgating in mind.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
That's that's brilliant. I love it. Those sound great to me.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
I can see maybe serving chili at a tailgate. But
I don't think of soup as a tailgate. No food,
no but but good cold weather.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Cold weather, you know. Yeah, I do a little tailgating
on my couch. It's so to speak. Yeah, yeah, I
think that's great.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
The beer cheese with potatoes and cherisa. That sounds why.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
They sound amazing.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Keep your eyes open. They'll be only available at Walmart
starting later this month.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
They don't sound healthy at all, which was Yeah. The
better they taste, the worst you.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Know they are for you.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yeah, yeah, well that kind of goes along with this.
Doctors at a hospital in Tampa thought they had seen
it all until they met a man with an unusual
condition resulting from what can only be described as the
worst diet known to man. The guy was in his forties.
He showed doctors he had a yellowish fatty substance oozing
out of his palms, his feet, and his elbows. This

(10:58):
is a story out of the day. Doctors got to
work on him right away. They learned from talking with
him he had spent the past eight months eating a
daily diet consisting of nine pounds of cheese and butter,
along with beef and other fatty meats. He says it
actually helped him lose weight and improve his energy and

(11:20):
mental clarity.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
But I guess he's using cheese.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, he's like a human cheese dispenser.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
I guess that's the Hado diet gone crazy.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Hey, Charlie, I got nachos.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Come over here, put your sweaty hands over these these nachos.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
He raised his cholesterol level to a thousand, so it
was just like the cholesterol escaping his body. I guess
nothing in the story about how he was treated or
how he is currently doing.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
That's a great story, all right. Date number six for
Johnny Brain rushing Hurtwells who sings it?

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Crushing your brain all around?

Speaker 1 (12:05):
This is your brain like a super well known singer too,
tell me who sings it? This is one of the
first recordings of a very well known three WUS artist
before they hit it big. Obviously, I can you tell
me who sings it? You get your choice either tickets

(12:25):
for the Yacht Rock Review at Stay Je or tickets
for the State Farm Women's College Volleyball Showcase at PBG
Pain's Arena.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Let's give this a listen, all right, val do you
have a guess.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
The Doobie Brothers.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Not the Doobie Brothers.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
All right, got a guess now it's on you four one, two, three, three,
three ninety four or five oh.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Three ws? Rosemary? How are we today? Hey?

Speaker 4 (13:00):
We're doing well?

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Oh? I like that?

Speaker 2 (13:02):
All right?

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Trying to give you a chance to win tickets for
the Yacht Rock Review or tickets for the Women's Volleyball
Showcase with another round of who Sings It?

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Let's give this a listen, all right, Rosemary? Who do
you think that is?

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Stephen Tyler?

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Not Steven Tyler? No, not Steven Tyler. Go ahead, your turn?
What you got.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
I get sneid O'Connor.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
No, this is an artist.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
We play a lot. They're in the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame. And oh by the way, they're male. Okay, Val,
you're the last call I take today. You get it right?

Speaker 2 (13:37):
You win? Otherwise day number seven tomorrow? What you got.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
A lot of pressure?

Speaker 1 (13:43):
I'm guessing they are all Leary song. No, this is
an artist. Before they hit it big, we're looking for
a name of an artist. It's vals. We're just looking
at all right, it's VAL's game. She's got their own

(14:07):
game playing in her head all right, well, speaking of Arval,
you have a do.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
You have another guest or do you have a question.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
I'm guessing based on one of the clues yesterday. Okay,
Journey no no.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Uh, the band that he is known to be in.
He's also known as a solo artist who has a
California connection, but he is not from California.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Okay, all right, okay, do kid me dirty looks. You're
really earning that brain crusher.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
We had.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
I heard big wigs walking around the building. I introduced
myself as the brain crusher.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
And he said, and you said it just like that,
and put your fingers to you.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
I am the braining cusher.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
I'm sorry, did you just introduce yourself as the brain crusher?
I said, I am, because I am the brain crusher.
I don't know if that's going to keep me employed, but.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
All right, pretty much the same show tomorrow, starting at
five o'clock. That's it for us A seeings, guys, sayings guys.
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