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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, Danny, go go get a real nice face, now,
don't you. Johnny, Well, actually, I'm Johnny.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
That's what Johnny.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
That's we're gonna tell the boys about Johnny.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Doctor Johnny Fever and I am burning up in here, journey.
All right? How are yeah? How you doing? How's the family?
Are you doing?
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Am I doing?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Am I doing? Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Are you doing okay?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Am I? I'm asking?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Am I doing okaym Yes, you're doing okay?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Rhetorical question you don't need to answer. All right, Welcome in.
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(00:56):
I'll be here before you know it. All right, Welcome in.
We got ourselves a Wednesday, although it feels like a
Friday to me. I don't know why. It's just this
this week has been long to me, it's been really Yeah.
Last week flew by. This week Dragon September seventeenth and
two hundred and sixtieth day of the year, one hundred
and five days or main two days until the iHeartRadio
(01:17):
Music Festival, five days until the first day of fall.
Eleven days till VAL's Birthday, the biggest day of the year.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I think nobody.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Are they gonna have fireworks this year? That's the point
for like one Sparkler, I'd go when Sparkler ninety nine
days to Christmas. Today is National Apple Dumpling Day. I
love apple dumplings.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
April They're pretty good.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, okay, it's we're not quite at the fall. Are
you a pumpkin spice girl?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I could take it or leave it?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Oh I am. I love pumpkin spice.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
I thought maple was supposed to take over pumpkin and spice,
which I like. I like a maple pecan no.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
No, no, I will fight you. I will fight you
my pumpkin spice up against your maple any day of
the week. I am a basic bitch, basically, I love
I'm I love uh pumpkin spice, muffins and pumpkin spice coffee.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Pumpkin or pumpkin spice because see there's a little bit
of spie like.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I like the pumpkin flavor.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
But but spice, because you're not crazy about punkin punkin pie.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
I don't eat pumpkin pie.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
I might eat, like if somebody eats a piece of
pie and then leaves a little bit with some pumpkin
smeared on the end crust, then I'll eat. But to
eat a piece of pumpkin pie, that's not my thing.
In fact, I used to make lemon meringue pie for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Everything, well, that's good, I do. I didn't like pumpkin.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I don't know if I've told you this.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Johnny like pie, like pine.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
But I like apple dumplings too. When I was a kid,
if I got straight a's, my mother would make apple dumplings.
And that was a motivating factor. Yeah, I made her
work because they're not easy to make.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Did she make the syrup front top?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Oh yeah, that's the best. Oh yeah good? And they
were and she wouldn't cook no ice cream?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
No, did you put milk on them?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Not?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Until recently I put like, like heavy cream on it. Okay,
But what was crazy is she wouldn't cook them all
the way so they were a little gooey.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Oh the dough was gooey, gooey.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
That was good. Oh see.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
I hate crunchy apples in apple pie or dumplings. I
just it's like cook it the whole way through.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
You know, Johnny like pie, but I am a little
tired of apple pie. But but for whatever reason, I
love apple dumplings, which is basically apple pie but in
a you know, kind of a ball.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Right.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Yeah, you got to drizzle a little, uh maybe caramel
sauce on top of the apple.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
I'm totally in with that. Yeah. And there's some people
that put cheese on apple.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
My parents used to eat a piece of cheese with
apple pie all the time.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I've never done it, but I can I can understand it.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I've never done it either.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
National Monte Cristo Day, National Professional house Cleaner's Day. And
you I found out today that was actually a house cleaner.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
I was a professional paid housekeeper for two days.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
She saw a Harry Tubb. I'm out.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I cannot do this.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
And still to this day.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Hair in the sink in the time, even if it's
my own hair, I'm like, get that out.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Of here, and guys, we have hair coming out of everywhere.
We can't help it. We can't help it. Hair in
the soap. Oh my gosh, I will se One thing
we uh I discovered this weekend is that that that
older men are the only ones basically that still use
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bar soap.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
No, I still use bar soaps.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
So do I, so do I. But my wife was like,
you know you're not you know you're you're an antique.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Now because I don't want to use like some scented
like crisp apple body wash on my face right.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
And I don't want to like overpower somebody like you know,
with old spice, with old spice, or like axe body spray.
My son used to spray it. He'd come down, he'd
smell like a like like a bagas hooker.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Boys are hilarious, But.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
It was overpower. You know, walk into the room, it
would actually sting the eyes. You're like, whoa dude, if
you used a whole bottle, did you spray the whole
thing on your person? Cheese?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Now, boys probably didn't do this, But when I was younger,
like teenager, early twenties, the thing was you would put
your perfume in the refrigerator, so the scent would last long.
Oh really, And I remember my parents being like, what
what are you doing?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Get that? Uh? And things like men's cologne. It would
last me forever. And I remember as a you know,
like a you know, probably in college. What was the
big one? Oh yeah, like you go in mar age. Yeah,
you'd go into a Clarion bar and like every guy
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smelled like Polo, the green bottle, the green bottle. Yeah,
And it would last forever because guys, we don't you know,
we'd only do it on Thursday nights going out to
the roof.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, girl. Women of my age would remember
Love's Baby.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Soft Yeah, uh, which that was?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Or a musk Musk that was another one.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Okay, I don't remember that, but there you go. All right,
coming up, we've got day number three for the road
road crivic question. Right now, we've got a comedy cut
from Ronnie Chan. Let me tell you something. Explain to
your mom over the phone.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
How to fix a computer problem when you can't see
a screen. It's quite possibly the most excruciating form of
torture even possible. Man, you want to leave a comment
off YouTube? Okay, it's easy Okay, just relax, just calm down,
just listen to what I'm saying. Click the red X
next to your comment. Okay, do you see your comment?
You have just click the red X. No, no click
(07:42):
it no click no click it's left button. Click means
let put to the mouse. I think the why you're
in front of you the mouff. It's the two buttons.
Press the let pup. You have just press let pop. No,
you have to move your pointer to the red X.
Fos the white arrow moved the white.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Arrow the Oh no, you wright, mom, whoever?
Speaker 6 (07:59):
Design is just stupid.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
You're right.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Oh, the system is stupid. Computers are stupid. YouTube is stupid.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Everything stupid, Mom, everything your universe is stupid except for you.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Get Let's step through this.
Speaker 6 (08:09):
Just move the white arrow to the red ex and
press the left button.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
You see the why you don't see the white arrow?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Okay, they move the mouse.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
No, you move the mouse. You can locate the white
arrow moving as you move the mouse. I promise the
white arrows then, mom, just move them out. You might
be off screen for a second. Just shake them mouth,
do shake them mouse. You can make the white row
move as you move the mouse. Because moms are like
key Rex. If it's not moving, they can't see it.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
You can't see it.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Don't move the mouse. You see the white arrow moving
as you move the you don't see the white errow moving.
You don't see a moving. You see nothing moving. You
see nothing. But now you see nothing. You see your
blank screen. Okay, okay, I'm flying over right now. Now,
don't put my flight. I'll book it myself. You'll mess
it up and then you get there.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
It's like she wasn't even in front of her computer.
Right ninety four point five three WS.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
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(09:14):
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in it.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Day number three for the Roadway Trinity question. Good morning.
Who's this? That is Jason?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I'm pretty sure I got it, all.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Right, Jason? All right. The first patent for this was
one hundred and forty years ago. A female improved the
design one hundred years ago, but it did not get
popular because men refuse to have anything to do with
it initially. What is it?
Speaker 6 (09:42):
I believe it's a bicycle.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Jason, Jason, I thought you knew the answer. You were
for sure? You're Oh, you got me? Thanks?
Speaker 6 (09:56):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
All right? Four one, two, three, three, three ninety four
or five zero? What you got?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
It's an umbrella?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
You sound pretty sure. People seem to be really really
really sure. Yeah, it's not an umbrella.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Are we confident today?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
No? I am. I'm confident that you're wrong.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
All right.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
You said about people knowing like you're really strong about
what they're faming, was like, I guess people are confident
today in their answers.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yes, yeah, but not an umbrella. All right? All right.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I do know that I talked that before about the
umbrella was redone by a woman and men didn't want
to use itself.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
All right, thank you? Good morning. Who's this? Good morning?
It's Jackie yeah. First patent for this was one hundred
and forty years ago. A female improved the design one
hundred years ago. Didn't get popular because men refuse to
have anything to do with it initially. What is it? Toilet?
A toilet? At toilet at toilet? John? Nope, not it? Sorry, Jagie,
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Thank you? All right, Let's take three more, go ahead.
I'm the odorant, not deodorant. Sorry, let's take two more.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
I'm my guest.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Beer beer is not the answer. Sorry, all right, thank you, Barbara.
How are we today? I'm doing fine. You dude, you're
the last gong. I take today? What you got?
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I'm calling for the warriors trivia question?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
That's why. I yes, what you got?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
What's your answer?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Winch Ripers wasn't not invented by a female, but it's
not the answer. All right, thank you? All right, maw
do you have a guest for us?
Speaker 5 (11:39):
I think somebody said the iron I'm gonna say the
ironing board.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
You know, neither. What's most important to me?
Speaker 6 (11:46):
News updates, not news news updates.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
I like all the local news. What you got going on?
Speaker 5 (11:52):
This kid will make you feel incredibly inadequate. Collegeville, Pennsylvania,
nine year old. Aiden Wilkins has become the youngest student
in Ursinus College history in pursuit of his dream of
becoming a pediatric neurosurgeon. What years old he showed advanced
reading and math skills as a toddler, now balances sophomore
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level high school courses at Reach Cyber Charter School with
college neuroscience classes three times.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Can you imagine you're getting a brain surgery and you
meet this nine year old brain?
Speaker 3 (12:26):
I don't think they're going to license him today.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
What? His fascination with a human brain began at age
three and has grown into a passion brain to help
children with neurological conditions. Despite his academic success, he has
a mostly normal life for a nine year old, playing
soccer and video games, although he already has a medical
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already has medical schools like Johns, Hopkins and Princeton on
the horizon.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Wow is crazy?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (12:58):
A Las Vegas man upset about his rent being too high,
recently behaved like a reasonable, level headed human being just
found a more affordable place to live.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I'm kidding, I know, I knew you were.
Speaker 5 (13:10):
He got drunk and tried to burn the place down.
Police arrested sixty six year old Clinton Hogan Junior, after
they say he poured lighter fluid outside the apartments leasing
office and said at a blaze. Police arrived at the scene.
Witnesses provided a description, and soon after officers located Hogan,
who was drunk holding a bottle of whiskey, a lighter
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and paint solvent. Not a dead giveaway or anything. Hogan
told officers he did it because he was angry his
rent went up and he had to move out. I
feel you, Clinton. He is charged with arson and remains
locked up on twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
I worked at a radio station early in my career
that the overnight guy tried to burn the radio station
so he could get a weekend off. And it was
like in the middle of the woods, like we were.
The radio station was on top of Mount Recilis. Like
if you look in in like Elk County or something
like that, there's an area where there are no roads
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up on this mountain. That's where that radio station was.
It had no running water, had an outhouse, and they
he's like he called the boss and said the forest
is on fire, and they came up and it was
pretty obvious that that was it.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Had been said set.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
And there's no other human within like three miles of
this radio station. And they didn't fire him.
Speaker 5 (14:36):
They did not find they didn't, they didn't.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
They didn't give the weekend off, but they didn't fire him.
Oh all right, we done? Yeah, all right, let's do
this time for another round of Who Sings It? Day
number two? Tell me who sings it? And you get
tickets for Staying Alive one night of the Beg's at
the Carnegie of Homestead Music Hall on September twenty seventh.
Well known three down the US artists before they hit
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it big. Here you go going to vow first? All right,
do you have any idea who that might be?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Steve Perry?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
No, not even close.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
I know I don't have guesses.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Okay, all right, well now it's on you. Four one, two, three, three,
three ninety four or five. Oh, just tell me you.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Sing that three ws.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Good morning, Jason? How are we today? Okay? Are you
still there from here? Okay? Kind of a well known
three WUS artist before they hit it big? Tell me
who sings it? You get tickets for the Stay in
Aalive show at the Homestead Carnegie Homestead Music Hall. Let's
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give this a listener. Who do you think that is?
Jeffro Cole not jethro Toll? Sorry, James, good morning? How
the heck are you good? But you're the last call
I take today? You get it right? You win? Otherwise?
Day number three Tomorrow, what's your guess? We got a winner? Nice?
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The band is actually called Popcorn Blizzard. How'd you come
up with the right answer, Bud? Okay, the song is
called once upon a Time. Well, once upon a time.
James is a winner. Lasens got tickets for a Staying
Alive One night of the Beg's at the Carnegie of
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Homestead Music Hall Saturday, September twenty seventh. Can you stick around?
Sounds like he's being electrocuted every time he talks. Just
for the record, I don't electrocute my listener. Okay.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
What they do at home is on them.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Exactly all right? Tomorrow Day number four for the road
Wary trivia question, and tomorrow is National Cheeseburger Day. It's
also a free case o day. So I dug up
a top ten list of the cheesiest songs from the
nineteen seventies, which, apparently from rancor dot Com. Is the
cheesiest decade of that decade, and there are some really
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cheesy songs on this list. This is this is gonna
be fun. So that's all. Tomorrow, have yourself a great day.
That's it for us. Thanks for listening to podcasts. That's
it for us. A seeings guys, seeings guys,