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September 18, 2025 13 mins
 Day #4 for Trivia & Val Sings Her Way Through the Cheesiest Songs EVER
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, what you got, Laurie gonna be a tamper
Max too bad. It's gotta be. It has to be. Well,
you know how guys hate that kind of stuff. They've
never matured, been to it.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
We still don't know anything about it. But that's not
the answer I'm looking for, Laurie.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
But I love you, Damn Dny. Go get a real
nice face, now, don't you.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Johnny?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Well, actually I'm Johnny.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
That's what Johnny.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
That's we're gonna tell the boys about.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Johnny, Doctor Johnny Fever and I am burning up in.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Here, Johnny.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
I love our listeners. People like lri Hi, Guys, it's Laurie.
You just hold on you like, all right, where's Laurie
gonna take us today? That's awesome? All right, Welcome in.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
This is the Condensed supre Cap Podcast, brought to you
by Clellan's Contracting and Roofing, Roofing, Siding and Gutters. They
do it all with integrity and pride. Visit McClellan's roofing
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behind it so you can stand in it. And we're
standing in off. Thursday September eighteenth, two hundred and sixty
first day of the year, one hundred and four days remain.
Just one day until our iHeartRadio Music Festival from Vegas.

(01:22):
Four days until the first day of fall, ten days
until VAL's birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Have you decided what you're gonna buy yourself?

Speaker 4 (01:29):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Okay, you should have a surprise birthday party.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
I need a massage. Maybe I'll get a massage.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Ninety eight days until Christmas. Today is National Cheeseburger Day
and Free Kso Day. And hang on a second, I
got a I got a call. Uh oh, it's very important.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Hello, it's from Cincinnati, Ohio. Hello, Okay, all right, I
guess we don't need it.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
All right.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
That's Cheeseburger and Caso Day. And we have a very
cheesy top tenelist coming up later in the podcast. First
Love Day. And you kissed so many guys you can't
remember the first guy you kissed?

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Actually, I kiss so few that you spin the spin
the dogs. I was the one who if it landed
on me, it was like, oh awful. I was the
Napoleon Dynamite of my school.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
My first kiss was Kim Stickle.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
You had a Kimstickle, Kim.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, I got a Kimstickle. It was a in a
tree just above the Wilmington Pool.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Did she kiss you or did you kiss her?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
She kissed me?

Speaker 4 (02:41):
And how old were you?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Like five or six?

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Getting started early up there in New Wilmington.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, that's late.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Greening Car Writer Day, International Equal Pay, National Red Velvet
Cake Day.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
That maybe I'll get some of that for my birthdays.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Respect Day, writes Crispy Treats Day, and World Bamboo Day. Okay,
I'm not going to celebrate bamboo, but cheese. We've got
some cheese coming up later in the podcast. Right now
a comedy cut from Karen Mills.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
And I was down in.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Saint Augustine, Florida, and a friend of mine going with
me all says very short hair. The girl walked over
to us and said, are y'all related? And I said no,
And she said are you sisters? I said, where did
I lose you? And even in my own great state

(03:40):
of Tennessee, I stopped at McDonald's and out ordered an
egg and cheese biscuit. Girl, take you my oord or
asked me did I want my egg round or folded? Well,
I've never been asked that for but I consider my
options and I said, I'll go with brown.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
She said, we only have folded three ws.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
This is Brock McClellan from McLellan's Contracting and Roofing.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
We're not just building roofs.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
We're building the future of contracting through teamwork, integrity, excellence,
and discipline. Our goal to be the contractor families and
businesses trust when quality matters. We bring honest guidance, expert
craftsman chip and a crew that shows up with purpose.
Visit McClellan's Roofing dot com to get started McClellan's Contracting
and Roofing. If our name goes on it, we stand

(04:29):
behind it so you can stand in it.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Day four for the trivia question, Good morning, who's this David? David?
How are you? Oh? No, buden all right.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
The first pattern for this was one hundred and forty
years ago. A female improved the design about one hundred
years ago. Didn't get popular because men refused to have
anything to do with it initially.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (04:51):
My guess is electric raser.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
It's not an electric razor or any kind of razor. No, no, sorry, four, one, two, three,
ninety four or five? Oh?

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Which you got powder? Powder? Like baby powder. Not any
kind of powder. Sorry, okay, Donna, your turn. What you got?

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Hmmm?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Look at that. Why wouldn't men have anything to do
with the fush pedal? No?

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Not it?

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Who can figure?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Men are? Good?

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Point?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Good point? Good, good thing.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Alright, you guys made some good points. Still not the
right answer, but you made some good points.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Alright. Thanks. Let's go to Megan. What you got?

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Ah, the seatbelt?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Not the seatbelt?

Speaker 3 (05:37):
All right?

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Well, good thanks. Let's take three more. The telephone? Hello,
the telephone? Yes, not a telephone. Okay, thank you, thank you.
Two more? How about not a hair dryer? Nope? Three wus?
Good morning? Who's this? This is worry? How are you? Lori?

(06:03):
And I am good?

Speaker 3 (06:04):
How are you guys?

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Storing?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Good?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Good? Yeah? All right? What you got, LORI? Gonna be
a tampon or a Maxo bad? Yeah, it's got to be.
It has to be. Well, you know how guys hate
that kind of stuff. They've never matured in.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Killing we we still don't know anything about it. But
that's not the answer I'm looking for, Laurie.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
But I love you, damn it, right, guys, Yeah, try
all right?

Speaker 2 (06:31):
No winner today, same question tomorrow, all right, now, do
you have a guess?

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Uh, the clothes basket.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Not the clothes basket. What's most important to me? News updates, news,
news updates. I like all the local news. All right,
what's going down?

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Many people do not even realize that they have diabetes.
Data published in the Lancet Diabetes and Endochronology shows forty
four percent of people's fifteen and older who have diabetes
are undiagnosed. People under thirty five more likely to not
know they have the disease. Researchers looked over data from

(07:09):
more than two hundred countries. More than ten percent of
people worldwide have diabetes. Officials say many times there are
no symptoms in early stages, but symptoms do often include hunger,
frequent urination, and fatigue.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
One point one million Pennsylvanians have diabetes. Wow, three hundred
and thirty three thousand have pre diabetes.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Was that just last weekend?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Was last week?

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Did the diabetes walk?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:35):
And that's that's ten one in ten. One in ten
Pennsylvanians had sounds crazy.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Anytime I see a disorder or disease or something that
says fatigue is a you like you?

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I got it?

Speaker 4 (07:47):
I got it I got it.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
You definitely don't have diabetes.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Dental hygienist in England was recently awarded about thirty thousand
dollars in a lawsuit she filed against a coworker who
rolled her her eyes at her. The drama unfolded at
a dental practice where sixty four year old Maureen Howiesen
worked as a hygienist. She claims the workplace had become

(08:11):
hostile because her coworker rolled her eyes repeatedly and ignored
her during shifts. How he Sen claims it made for
a toxic workplace that led to panic attacks and eventually
forced her to quit, so she sued and won. Court
ultimately found the practice failed to address the woman's concerns,
and the judge called the lack of action an unacceptable omission.

(08:35):
So I got somebody rolling their eyes at you at work.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Uh huh, Well you can't pretty sure. And we're going
to have the iHeart eye roll.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
The thing we have to go through eye roll class training,
ill training, When to I roll when you can?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh lord, that's funny. All right, let's do this all right.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Well, today is a very special it's National Cheeseburger Day.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
It's also a free kso day.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
So I dug up a top ten list from rancor
dot com of the cheesiest songs from the cheesiest decades,
and they came up with the nineteen seventies.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
There were a lot of cheesy songs from the seventies.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
I have a feeling I'm going to disagree with you
on a lot of the songs because I think I'm
gonna think they're awesome songs.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Not I admit, there's a couple of guilty pleasures on
this list that I love too, So just show your role.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Just everybody loves a little cheese in their lives, all right,
So this is according to them.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
What are some of the songs that you think ought
to be on the list? Though, Disco Duck did not
make their list.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
And I tell you what, because if Kung Fu Fighting
made this list, I'd be fighting someone.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
It could be Kung Fu Fighting the Streak.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Ah, the Streak made the list and he ain't wearing
the blow lit the street.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
One time I had that whole song memorized. I could
recite the whole song. Um, I got a brand new
per roller skates.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
You got a brand new kid Melan that did not
make the list.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
Okay, how about you light Up My Life by Debbie Boo.
See that's that's a terrible great song?

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Is that number one? No?

Speaker 4 (10:26):
No, no, really? Okay, you got a couple more? Hit
me convoy? Remember that song love Convoys?

Speaker 2 (10:37):
I to that song w McCall. Okay, I had that
song and I played it to death.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Convo.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
What else do you got?

Speaker 3 (10:45):
One?

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Dang me?

Speaker 1 (10:47):
I don't remember that.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
You don't like dang me, dang me? I want to
take a rope and hang me from the street. Woman,
want to wait for me?

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Do do do do do do do?

Speaker 2 (11:01):
All right?

Speaker 1 (11:01):
I got I finally dug it up? All right? Here
it our hair. It is dang me, dang me? Or
take a little man, hang me from a highs tree?

Speaker 4 (11:12):
One one?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
What'd your weep on me?

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Roger Miller?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Did that song from nineteen sixty four? Wrong? Decades? You
weren't even born then.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
Yeah, but I have older brothers and parents and all right.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Here's your uh, here's your top ten list? All right,
here's number ten.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
I love that song, Olivia Newton John Have you never treed?

Speaker 2 (11:38):
You make him a day with you singing all these
Do you remember this one? From David David Getnis.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Uh yeah, I vaguely remember that running away from her father,
something like that, Just like the Dangna guy. He's out
in the bar drigging with his buddies. His wife's at
home with the baby.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Number eight, heave them up? Okay, Paul Anka.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Yeah, Louis say no much?

Speaker 1 (12:05):
You love me? Oh God? These are cheesy, aren't they?

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Number seven? Yeah, number eight or six?

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Number six? Number six?

Speaker 4 (12:19):
Does it surprise you? I know these songs and the
words to them all?

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Number five people love this song.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Yeah, that's a huge yacht rock song.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Number four, Maria Mauldauer. That's pretty cheesy.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah, I guess so.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Number three yeah, co on the streets.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Number three.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Number two is Afternoon Delight sky Rockets.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
I can't hear that song now without thinking of Anchorman.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Me too, me too, Yeah, I'm with you. One more
to go? You have another? Or should I just play it?

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Not? Just play it?

Speaker 1 (13:01):
There you go?

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Muskrats, Oh Captain.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Trail Muskrat Love. Number one. That's that's maybe the cheesiest
song ever, not even just from the seventies.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Pretty damn no.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
There's a lot of cheese. Cheese in the seventies.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
All right, thank you for listening to the podcast.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
We'll catch you tomorrow at five am, bright and early,
kicking off your Friday. The weekend is almost here, all right,
thanks for listening. That's it for us.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
See Seeings, guys, Seeings guys,
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