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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, Danny, go get a real nice face, now, don't you.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Johnny, Well, actually, I'm Johnny.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
That's what Johnny.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
That's we're gonna tell the boys about Johnny, Doctor Johnny
Fever and I am burning up in here, Johnny. All right,
Val you only have one more day and then you're
on vacation. Yeah, time off. It's gonna get some sleep done.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yes, that's the only thing I have planned for sure.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Good luck for that.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
It always takes me to about Thursday to feel like
a normal human.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
That's funny. Yeah, all right, welcome man. This is the
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If our name goes on it, we stand behind it
so you can stand in it. Recapping the show for
September twenty fifth, the two hundred and sixty eighth day
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of the year. Ninety seven days remain, three days until
Owl's birthday. Is the parade? Is the valport canceled? It's
been canceled.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
It's been canceled. Lack of participation.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Thirty six days, the Halloween ninety one days to Christmas.
Today it's a big holiday, National One Hit Wonder Day.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yes, big, big exciting day.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
So you've got the top ten one hit wonders later
in the podcast. It's also Binge Day, National Comic Book Day,
National Cooking Day, National Crab Meat Newburgh Day, National Lobster Day,
and National Case Adia Day. Yeah you had a story
where Chipotle's got free case of das.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, you got an order on the app and.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Then you have to put in a code, Yes, some
sort of cod Q. National Tune Up Day, National Remember
Me Thursday, and World Dream Day Day nine for the
road Roy Trivie question. But first we got a comedy
cut from Dan Saint Paul.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Nice to see you. I will begin by letting you
know that I shaved for you people tonight.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
For simple reason.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
I shave because when you don't shave for a few
days and you're thirty.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Five, you look rugged. You look cool.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
We don't shave for a few days and you're sixty five,
you look like a drunk guy on the bus. I
am watching my behavior at this age because you never
know when you're gonna go and I don't want my
obituary to read mildly successful comedian found dead on toilet
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playing candy crush because I don't get up until I
reached the next level. Ladies and gentlemen, And you gotta
watch what you say too, as you get old and
you lose your filter. I was doing a show in
Florida and the audiences there are a little bit older.
They don't use uber. They call an ambulance just in case.
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After the show, this woman comes up to me, she goes, ah, yeah,
it was so funny. I couldn't believe that when you
said it was sixty five. I said to my friend,
he doesn't look sixty five, But now that I see
you up close, you kind of do.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Ninety four point five three WS.
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Speaker 1 (03:42):
It, all right, Number nine, number nine, Number nine, day
number nine for the Rodroy trivite question. Good morning, who's this?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Jeff?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
All right? Jeff? The first patent for this was one
hundred and forty years ago. But a female I'll improve
the design one hundred years ago. But it did not
get popular initially because men refuse to have anything to
do with it initially. What is it? Oopraw? Noah. We've
had quite a few people say that, so no, not
the answer eight five five three three three ninety four five?
Oh what you got? Coffee filters?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Coffee filters? Why wouldn't guys be reluctant to use coffee filter?
Who knows? Why?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Wouln't they be reluctant to use anything?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Good? Point? You make good points? Sorry, Joe, not it?
Go ahead? What's your guess?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Is it toilet paper?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Not toilet paper? Joel? Your turn? What you got?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I'm thinking it's condoms.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah. We've had quite a few people saying that too. No,
not it? Oh, okay, thank you all right, let's go
to Jessica. What you got? Wesly? A lot of things.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
So I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Say the radio, No, not the radio, sorry, not it.
Let's take three more tampon?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Tampon?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Oh, tampons. No, We've had a lot of people say tampons.
Two more again? What you got? Parasol? Not a parasol?
Thank you, Chloe. How you doing today?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I'm doing good? How about you?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Pretty good? Care a last cong I take today? What
you got?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I think it's a bathing suit.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Or as they used to call it, a bathing costume.
Always a costume and putting on the best right thing
it is. I don't know, sorry, Chloe. Nice try Oh
thank you.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Have a good day, you.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Too, all right, val Do you have a question or
do you have a guess?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I don't have a question. Uh did anybody say the belt?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It's not not a beut. What's the most important to me? News?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Updates?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
News, news updates. I like all the local news. All right,
what's going down?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
So?
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Remember I think it was last week I told you
about the woman who won one hundred and fifty thousand
dollars powerball and gave it a cave it all the
way to charity. Well there's a development. There's an update. Okay,
not good or bad, just more information carry Edwards is
the woman's name. She got the winning numbers from chat GPT.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Now wow, she.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Was playing online for the first time. She went then
on chat GPT and said, chat GPT, talk to me,
talk to me about this one point seven billion dollars
and do you have numbers for me? Well, despite initially
warning her lottery windsor all about luck, chat GBT suggested
some numbers.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Edwards matched four of the first five numbers plus the
powerball in the September eighth drawing, and with her powerplay
option it tripled her fifty thousand dollars win to one
hundred and fifty thousand.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
And then she gave it all the way to different charity.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Gave it away to three different charities, the Association for
Fronto Temporal Degeneration.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
And what did chat GPT get Nothing?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Nope, nothing. It was a memory of her firefighter husband
who died from the disease. She gave to Shalom Farms
to fight food insecurity and the Navy Marine Corps Reliefs
Is Iety to help military families. She said because she
had felt so blessed she knew that she just had
to give it all away. Wow. So that's pretty awesome, Johnny.
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This story is for you because you are remodeling a
rental property. Bathrooms maybe one of the smallest areas of
the home, but they get used all the time and
judged by anyone who goes in there.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Turns out some decor and designs can instantly make a
bathroom look out dated or worse.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
TACKI.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
So, according to Martha Stewart dot com, these are the
things in the bathroom that interior designers say you may
want to reconcile.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Well, let me just say something. My interior designer it's
helping me is a pain in my ass. She is
she just some random lady. But ultimately she was right.
She's right, Yeah, because I had had a pink tub.
Who's going to buy a house with a pink tub.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
There are a lot of those in the sure you're
looking for a home se the old school, like two
by two or four by four tile halfway up the
wall that's pink or green, or you come across that
a lot.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah, wow, we're redoing both of our bathrooms, so hopefully
they'll they'll look a little, a little nicer.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Okay, so stop a pan of my ass though, all right,
Martha Stewart. Get rid of bulky vanities. The oversized cabinets
can give you a lot of storage space, but if
it's a small bathroom, it just makes it feel cramped
and crowded.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
We did, we're doing that. Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Glossy or mismatched tiles, they say, busy mosaic mixes, clashing colors,
and tiles that are too glossy are officially out. I agree,
dark paint colors, but it's a small bathroom, it just
makes it feel smaller, okay. Plastic accessories or fixtures, flimsy
shower curtains, plastic soap dispensers, they'll crack, they'll discolor. They
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can make your space look cheap. And the same goes
for faux chrome or brass fixtures.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Oops.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
According to we're doing Martha, we're doing chrome themed decor,
no shell shaped soap dishes, nautical ropes on the walls
instantly date your bathroom and make it look tired and
kitchy and damaged or outdated surfaces, chip, tile, stained, grout.
Replace them all to upgrade your room. With a fresher aesthetic,
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according to Martha Stewart. So that's all that info for you.
Although I think you're pretty much done.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
So pretty close. Yeah, the pain and the assis pretty
much got what you want. So we're going to do that,
all right, let's do this all right. So Halloween is
like thirty six days away, Christmas is ninety one days away.
So it's the holiday season and today is no different.
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This is the start of the holiday season as today
is One Hit Wonder Day, well national one Hit Wonder Day.
We're celebrate. Yeah, So I asked chat GPT to come
up with the top ten top ten one hit Wonders
of all time.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Could have just asked me. I wouldn't have given you
at least.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
In But I did have one caveat is that based
on airplay like radio station airplay, So all of these
get a ton of airplay. Okay, So of all the
one hit wonders, which one's your favorite? Or which one
do you think ought'd be number one? Or you think me? Yeah?
Uh Mickey Mickey did not make their top.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Ten list, all right, already a fraudulent Maky's Not So
Fine eight six three oh nine.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Did not make the list. Don't tell it me.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
This won't be on the list.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Funky town, funky Town.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Come on, Eileen, Come on, Aileen.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yep? That made the list?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Number one? No?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Maybe, break my Stride? Worst song ever written?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Did not make the list. Are you happy? How are
you happy? For?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
All right? And as usual, I disagree with Chad gp.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Well, I I don't totally agree with all these. Number
one is absolutely, in my opinion, the greatest song of all.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Time, greatest song, greatest one hit, one.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
No, no, no, greatest song. It is a one hit wonder.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
But is it all right?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
All right? Number ten is modern English and this is
based on airplay, by the way. Number nine arm and
Green Mom, that's a song that I could do without
me too. Number eight Free That band only had one
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hit now, Paul Rodgers.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
That bunny, that's there's that's the catch.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Number seven you have second Yeah, stealers Wheel? Number six?
All right? Number five.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
That was on my list.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I really thought that would be number one as far
as their play is concerned. Number four Crew, number three,
you got Number two, don't be gray? Yeah? Wait?
Speaker 2 (12:30):
Can I guess? Number one?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
This would be my number one? I love this song?
Rock well somebody's watching me.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Give me a drummroll, I can't. Everybody was the fastest last. Okay,
that's not true, but that is my song. I just
love that song.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
You do Kung Fou kicks when you Oh, absolutely, I'm
doing it under the table like miss Piggy.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
No thing to chat GPT. It's this one.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Danted love who sang Fung Kung Fu fighting.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Karl Douglas only the greatest songwriter of all time. Oh,
by the way, just to make make it clear, I
love my little paint in the ass, okay.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Oh, I had no doubt.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
All right. Tomorrow day number ten for the rod Roy
trivia question, and Val will get to pick the who
sings it because she's on vacation. So that's all. Tomorrow's
starting at five am. That's it for us A. Seeings, guys,
Seeings guys,