9/26: Day #10 for Trivia, Things U Shouldn't Share, & a Hideous Who Sings It?

Day #10 for Trivia, Things U Shouldn't Share, & a Hideous Who Sings It?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Baby.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Won't they got inside Danny go get a real nice face, now,
don't you. Johnny? Well, actually, I'm Johnny. That's what Johnny.
That's we're gonna tell the boys about.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Johnny Cocker, Johnny Fever and I am burning up in here, Johnny. Oh,
a double shot of Valve singing and to kick off
the show, huh, it's two for Tuesday. Does DV still
do that?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
No, it's been a while. Yeah, they used to, though, right,
I think it's been so there's the lots of that's
happened on TV. I don't remember that too much, but
it sounds familiar, all right. Welcome in.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
This is the Condensed super Cap Podcast, brought to you
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behind it so you can stand in it. Recapping the
show for September twenty sixth, the two hundred and sixty
ninth day of the year. Ninety six days remained two

(01:11):
days until Valw's birthday. Now, we didn't do the Almanac.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
This morning because we got derailed.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
We got derailed because we're talking about Vow's birthday. I
got her a gift card to massage, and so she's
on the air going, thank you for the massage.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I'm like, hold on, Johnny, game me massage for my birthday.
Came intad rubbing your shoulders, greasing himself up. The SUSI
walked in the door.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
We just we just got derailed, and it was just like, okay,
all right, screw it. Here you go thirty five days
to Halloween, ninety days until Christmas. Today is hung a
vegetarian Day.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
It's also and tell him to eat a sandwich.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Johnny appleseed Day. That's how I introduced myself a lot
of times. Really, Yeah, it's a mnemonic that you know,
some people can remember my name. It's true Johnny like
as an apple seed. Although if they're younger, I'll say,
you know, you know, uh Johnny Depp or something like that.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, although that's an old reference to dude.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Love note Day, Lumberjack Day, my lumberjacket, National Bakery Day,
National Better Breakfast Day, National Dumpling Day. I love me
some dumplings.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
So many different kinds of dumplings.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
I like apple dumplings. I like dump dumplings, and like
chicken and dumplings.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, aren't like potstickers considered dumplings?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Sure, I like potstickers too, or maybe that's a different things.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah. Key Lime Pie day, Oh really old tangy for me.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
It's one of my favorites. I love me some key
lime pie.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Maybe a creamy key lime pie is I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
But that sounds good.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
That sounds good, A little more smooth, just like bread. Oh,
I got it, baby.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Oh that was cute that somebody requested. Somebody called in
and requested that bowsing this week.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
And bread specifically.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
And you you did not just want.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
To whip it out? You did?

Speaker 3 (03:19):
You know?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
You whip it out. You're fine, I whip it out.
I can in trouble.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Native American Day, Save the Kowala Day and Shamoo the
Whale Day. Remember you know there used to be a
sea world in Jiuga Lake, like.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
They were across the lake from each other, right, Aurora, Ohio? Yeah,
you're right. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
When my son John, who's my oldest, was real was
real little we were broadcasting from there and I was
talking to their general manager and my son John fell in.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
One of the pools. Gosh, was it a deep one? No,
it wasn't. It wasn't. It was like the starfish pool
or something.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
It was.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
It was you know how you go in.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
There's like like a botanical garden of the pools in
the Okay, and he walked in a mall fountain.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, basic kind. I'm sure he's not the first, wasn't
the last? Oh my god? Uh oh right, So there
you go.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
That's your Awn mack now comedy cut from Joe List.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Here you go.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
I got a friend, we had a gig recently. He's
a comedian and he was opening for me. His name
is Steve, and we were on the same flight. I
was in first class. I'm I'm better than him. And
I got on the plane. I was sitting there and
this really beautiful woman sat next to me. In the
play very attractive, which has nothing to do with the story.
I just wanted to know that very attractive women sitting
next to me, you know, if an airline tells them

(04:52):
they have to But still cool and my friend Steve,
he get on the plane. Now, comedians, we're kind of
like ball busters, you know. We like to give each
other flack. So when he got on the plane, I said, Hey,
I hope your bag doesn't fit in the overhead. Not hilarious,
just fun whatever. And then this lady she goes, that's
a really dark thing to wish on somebody, which is

(05:13):
annoying because that's not a dark thing to wish. Dark
would be like if I said I hope the plane
crashes and you're the only one that dies. That would
be a dark bill. So I just said, oh, oh,
we're friends. It was just which is my way of being, like, well,
I want tot you mind your own business. I was like,
we're friends. And then she said that makes it worse.
Now I'm fury because now we're fighting. And once again

(05:34):
she's wrong, because that doesn't make it worse, that makes
it better. It would be way worse if random people
were getting on a plane and I was sitting in
first class going hey, I hope your bag doesn't fit
in the overhead.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Ninety four point five three WS.

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(06:15):
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Speaker 2 (06:24):
All right, where are we?

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Day number ten for the trivia question? All right, good morning?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Who's this?

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (06:31):
This is Dana? All right, Dana.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
The first patent for this was a one hundred and
forty years ago. A female improved a design one hundred
years ago, but it didn't did not get popular because
men refuse to have anything to do with it initially.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Is it a risk watch?

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Not a riskwatch? Sorry?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Ah eight five five three three three ninety four five. Oh,
if you have a guest your turn?

Speaker 2 (06:52):
What you got? My daughter said, she think sis winshi
away first?

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah, a female did. She's right, a female did, in
than the windshield wiper. But that's not the answer I'm
looking for. Okay, alright, Jim, what do you got?

Speaker 2 (07:06):
I got to typewriter. Yeah. We've had a couple of
people say typewriter.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
Not it?

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Thank you, sir, Comanda. What you got for us? Is
it the kicken sponge? The kitchen sponge? Is not it?
I had a feeling, thank you, thank you. Going to Jeff.
What you got bicycle? Not a bicycle? Sorry? Oh god, Okay.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
I think I think I hurt him. I think I
think that that answer hurt him. Let's take three more?

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Go ahead? Uh, lip balm or chapstick? Nice tribe? Nope,
not it. It is a good invention, though. Two more
to go. What you got hair straighter? Hair string?

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
I don't think guys have anything to do with that. Now,
So justin, How the heck are you?

Speaker 4 (07:56):
I'm doing well, Johnny.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
I love you guys. Oh, thanks so much? All right, well,
you know the last call I take this week? What
do you got? Is it the vacuum cleaner? It's not
sorry you don't love us? Now, do you? I appreciate it? Thanks?
All right? Now, do you have a do you have

(08:20):
a question? I can't think of a question.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Well, maybe give me a proportional you know, okay?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Is it bigger than a bread box? It is what's
most important to me? News updates. I like the local news.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
I don't know how many people have bread boxes these days,
but you.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Know or even know what one is, ye, but it is.
I don't know why I'm writing that down, because you'll
probably have a winner by the time I get back
from vacation. I doubt it. I doubt I doubts it
all right, what's going on? Well, the phrase sharing is
caring maybe true for a lot of things, but there
are some things you should keep to yours. And I'm
not talking about your deep dark secrets. Doctors warn that

(09:04):
some physical items can harbor disease causing germs, and passing
them from person to person means spreading those germs back
and forth. Doctors say these are the personal care items
you should never share. The medical experts say this, speaking
of chapstick, don't share it. Oh, No. Bacteria and viruses

(09:26):
can be harbored in our lips, mouth, and saliva, and
it can spread directly to someone else. Not only can
let balm transmit bacterial skin infections and respiratory viruses like
the common cold and flu, there's also a risk of
spreading Herpes simplex virus, and even that's from somebody who

(09:46):
has no symptoms. So if they don't have a big
oozing sore on their lip. You can still get it.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Oh yeah, I've never done that.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Don't share chapstick. Don't share razors, okay. They say it's
easy to nick the skin, and contaminated razors have been
linked to bacterial skin infections, including MRSA. That's a big one.
When I shave my legs, I used to you use
genesis razor, I one dermatologist.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Adds between men and fee, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
I probably not. I mean, if you're in a pinch,
you could use a Daisy eraser Johnny Uh. Dermatologists say
sharing razors can lead to infected hair follicles, boils, or
even worts caused by HPVs deodorant. Okay, if it's a spray,
you're okay. Otherwise your pits spread vacteria growth, which is

(10:43):
so gross. Why would you want to use somebody else's
stick the odorant? Oh, nail clippers they say it may
not seem like a big deal, but they can transmit
nail fungus and bacteria. Okay, all right, I make up. Yeah,
you learn that when you're a young girl, don't It
can spread pink eye infections.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Styes, glad you told me that. Because when I use
my wife's makeup. I've been doing that for quite some time.
I got to stop doing that.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Hair Brushes and combs they can hold bacteria, dandruff, and
other micro organisms. They can help spread lice and fungal
scalp infections. Okay, well you're poo pooing that one. Yeah,
that's stupid, all right. Skincare in jars. You have to
dip your finger in it to get it out. You
don't share it. Most guys don't do skincare. That's why

(11:31):
we look ancient. Okay, here's another one. Why would you
ever share a toothbrush? Oh no, no, no, no, no, no no, that.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Is so.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Just the thought of it, you know, don't tell my wife.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
And a lot of times I'll get hers out and
clean the toilet with it.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Oh you do not do the comic Burt Kyser, Yeah,
he was on the DV morning show a lot, and
he was on once. He always talked about his daughters
and they were the whole family was getting colds constantly,
and they were talking about the toothbrushes and the one daughters.

(12:12):
He's like, well, which toothbrush is yours? She's like, I
just use the one that's dry. Oh no, oh my god,
it was so fun. Oh my god. And here's another
gross one. Don't share your earbuds. Don't put your gross
earwax and give it to somebody else.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Well, Janis we we have different size of years, Like,
she can't use the same earbuds as I do it.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Well, that's good. Yeah, all right, that's that's the list. Okay,
you cooties got it? Time for another round of who
Sings It? Got a rock and roll two rock and
Roll Hall of famers with a brand new song, Tell
me who sings it?

Speaker 3 (12:51):
And you get tickets for media. The tribute to the
Abba Carnegie a Homestead Music Hall.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Bed Let's see do then at those lyrics?

Speaker 2 (13:03):
I can barely sing before.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
I mean, he's in the rock and Roll Hall of
Fame son and he's known to be one of the
greatest voices ever. And this is this is a I'll
be honest with you, it's a piece of crap. Anyway,
Do you have any idea Do you have a guess.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
On who I'd think Joe Walsh? I mean, it doesn't
sound anything like Joe Walsh.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
No, it's actually two rock and Roll Hall of Famers.
The guy playing guitar is Dave Stewart of the Arrhythmics.
Oh okay, all right, if you can tell me who
the other guy is, you get tickets for uh the
Tribute to Abba Carnegie Homestead Music on Tuesday, October twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Just tell me who sings it? Just one days? A cleric?
Do you can see it from the sky? That's not
a good place for children to hide? Ask? Good morning, John?
How you doing good? How you doing John? Good? Are

(14:04):
you doing anything fun this weekend? Uh? Yeah? Longer and relaxing?
Wow you are man? You are a party dog? Are
you perfect weekend? Yeah? I hopefully I didn't make everybody yellous.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
All right, time for another round of who sings it?
Let's give this a listen. Here you go just one day?

Speaker 2 (14:26):
All right, John, who do you think that is? I
think it's the boss for a sprain thing. It's not.
It's believe it or not. That's Daryl Hall. Oh you
know what now that you say that? I hear it?
Oh real?

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Yeah, well you didn't win, but I'm going to give
you a prize. Anyway, anybody had they had to listen
through that deserves a prize.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
Stick around for me. Okay, thank you. I appreciate it.
Daryl Hall.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Rough, it was rough. It's uh, it's called the Piece
one day anthem. Darryl Uh Daryl and Dave Stewart. All right,
I don't I don't want. I know you're on vacation,
but can I give you a little piece of advice? Okay,
you're not supposed to be working when you're on vacation.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
You know you are doing something. You're hosting a kind
of a special event, Yes, woofstock for the Washington Area
Humane Society. It's tomorrow from eleven to four at EQT
Park in Washington, which is where the wild Things play.
So you hear the wild Things play. Yeah, I'll be
hosting all the contests, Saryl Hall, where the wild Things play.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
All right, I'm flying solo next week. Yeah, you're gonna
cast me off like an old shoe next week. Just me,
sorry me, Good for you. I'm gonna call you every morning.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Four thirty, which you know what pisses me off. You've
got some music, You've got some stories for me. When
I forget I said some to you. Did you get them?

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (16:02):
I didn't look. I never my email. I hate when
I forget to turn off my alarm, and then it's
three o'clock on Monday morning.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
And when I was when I went to Mexico, I
forgot four.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
O'clock in the morning. Wow, I was like, oh God,
turn that off.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
And then fifteen minutes later, wait, all right.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Well I hope you get some rest, ah will thanks.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Sorry if I give you a hard time for working
on your on your vaca, it's all fun, all right.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
We'll catch you back on Monday. That's it for us
a seeings, guys, sands guys,