Because Who Needs Generational Talent Anyway? | Just Wondering with Norm Hitzges

Norm Hitzges has seen some wild Cowboys moves in his day, but this one? Trading Micah Parsons right before the season like it’s a garage sale deal? That’s next-level Jerry Jones. In this Labor Day edition of Just Wondering, Norm rips the wrapping paper off the Parsons trade and takes you behind the curtain of the Cowboys’ money mess, questionable logic, and Jerry’s stubborn “I don’t talk to agents” routine. (Spoiler: he definitely should).

 

This isn’t just another breakdown of stats and contracts—it’s a snarky autopsy on how America’s Team went from “Super Bowl hopes” to “hope we stop the run.” Along the way, Norm points out how the Cowboys managed to both save money and light themselves on fire, why Parsons-to-Green Bay makes the Packers terrifying, and why Cowboys fans are once again stuck screaming at their TVs.

 

Oh, and in true Norm fashion, there’s steakhouse chatter, Alabama slander, and a little Arch Manning reality check. Buckle up, because this one swings harder than Jerry’s checkbook.

 

⏱️ Chapters

 

0:00 – Micah Parsons traded & retirement planning (Norm multitasks, as always)

2:05 – Salary cap gymnastics: how the Cowboys tripped over their own wallets

4:51 – Jerry Jones goes full “I don’t talk to agents” mode

12:42 – Life without Micah: welcome to defensive mediocrity

13:31 – Draft strategy or dartboard session? You decide

17:21 – Cowboys’ defense minus Parsons: now featuring fewer nightmares for QBs

20:46 – Reallocating money… but will it actually matter?

22:15 – Cowboys trade talk and steakhouse talk (equally juicy)

22:57 – Bama struggles & why Arch Manning’s Heisman hype just flatlined

24:41 – Wrapping it up: Dallas tradition, fan frustration, and the eternal Cowboy soap opera

 

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