Dhar Mann: THE MOVIE 3

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Hello people and welcome to Dharman the movie #3.
This video is packed with all myrecent reactions to some of
Dharman's worst videos he's made.
We also react to a few Dharman clones in this video.
This is going to be a long one. It's pretty funny.
Has some of my favorite Dharman reactions in it.
I hope you guys enjoy. Without any further ado, let's
begin. Dharman is running out of ideas

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at this point. I mean dude what is going on
with his videos? We have Amish girl bullied in
public school and in the thumbnail we have this girl
holding a pitchfork in front of her school.
Yet maybe you're getting bulliedbecause you basically brought a
weapon to school. I mean, you can't bring a
pitchfork to school. Let's be real.
He also posted this video. AI teachers run the school.

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And as you can see here, we havea robot AI teacher and it says
no more homework. It seems like we have AI running
the Darman channel along with the school because like, what is
this? Anyways, this is the one we're
going to watch today. Let's watch the video.
Where do you think you're going?Zoe.

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Hell no, like actually what are we about to watch?
Dude, I should have booted up AIkeyed boy to watch this one.
I am fucking PewDiePie, Zoe. Zoe.
Zoe, Zoe. Oh thank God, it was just a
dream that's not real. We're not going to have to see
that in the video. You know, I thought that was a

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little preview of what was to come.
Seems like it's not though. That was just some random dream.
Totally not foreshadowing or anything.
You need to pay better attentionin Class I.
Don't know what the other two are laughing at.
It's not that abnormal to sleep in class.
Not hey listen not saying you should sleep in class OK should
probably pay attention and get good grades.
But I will say multiple, multiple people whenever I was

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in high school would sleep at their desks.
And as a fellow classmate you aren't like stupid sleeping
person. No, we're all tired.
We all ought to wake up early and drag ourselves to school.
Nobody really wanted to be there.
You're looking at that sleeping person like damn, I was, then
did. You not get any sleep last
night. If you sit there playing video

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games looking like this, somebody needs to burn your
fucking Xbox controller. Like seriously, has anybody in
the universe ever been this ecstatic to play fucking
Fortnite? You would think Fortnite is
digitally hardwiring crack into her veins or some shit.
Well. Where's your essay?

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Right, my essay momento Sorry we're in English 1 moment.
First of all, that seemed extremely intentional.
My teacher wants my essay let mejust throw this fucking article
right in front of her face, makeher feel like shit like what?

(03:06):
That was messed up, that was rude.
Anyways, what is this article Let's see here.
Kennedy News teachers will be replaced by AI robots Top Story
The number of districts that train teachers on generative
artificial intelligence more than do bold from 2023 to 2024,
according to a new anal Darman. What the thought out analysis

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seems like an AI generated article about AI generation, not
going to lie. Also with an AI generated image
on the AI generated article about AI generation.
You know Darman is just all about the AI.
The video is probably also fucking written by AI like I
said earlier. You need to focus on the
assigned reading, not this fake news.

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It's not fake. How do you know?
Miss Kozik, what is the determinant?
That's not an AI robot, that's afucking human being.
The answer is -2. That's odd.

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Which U.S. President served 2 non
consecutive terms? I know that it's Grover
Cleveland. Grover Cleveland.
Oh, she knows it too. She knows it too.
Me and the AI teacher are best friends already.
We both know our presidential facts.
I just know. Well, looks like I forgot my
essay at home. Can I get an extension?

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Maybe she'd give you an extension if you didn't just
wrote this article in her face like a bitch.
Like, sorry, I don't mean to call you a bitch, but that was a
bitch move, OK? Deadlines are important, Zoe.
I'll give you till tomorrow, butremember in the real world when
you miss a deadline, there are consequences.
Yeah, they'll fucking execute you if you miss a deadline in
the workplace. Good thing you're going to be a
pro Fortnite gamer. I see it.

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I see it in your future, you could do it.
Never stop playing Fortnite. And let's not make this into a
habit. As we all know, standardized
testing is quickly approaching and we cannot change those
deadlines. Like drop the attitude.
OK, I've had enough of it. You're not supposed to give

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students the answers, you're supposed to help them learn.
This model must be defective. Looks like I'm going to have to
terminate her. Bro what the hell is going on?
You're telling me whenever a person gets fried, absolutely.
Blaze eyes are bloodshot red? That means that they're an AI
robot. Now let go with me.

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Is that a fucking hair Clipper? The island in Lord of the Flies
itself represents a fresh start,a clean slate.
But what happens when there's nostructure?
Think about the conch shell. At first it represents order.
Authority. Try to imagine Mrs. Bryson as a
teenager at a dance it shattered.

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Or a college student at a frat house.
Yeah Nah. If anything she was chaperoning
as a student or busting all the parties.
She's like super strict for no reason.
Bro she's not that strict she literally gave you a fucking
extension on your test like what's their problem with her?
She seems like an OK teacher so far.
She's like the worst teacher at Booksight.

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Dave, if you're unhappy with your grade, I do have office
hours after school. Thanks for putting me on the
spot. As I was saying, the conch shell
represents order and authority. Hey, what up?

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You are just in time to feast your eyes on this.
Hey, hey, you totally just stopped you from cracking your
head off the linoleum. Hello, this is for DAW.
Besides, do I look like a damselin distress to you?
OK. I'm sorry, what is the GoPro
filming? The shot would be ass if she
actually tried to hit this little ramp.

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It would just be a video of the high school ceiling.
You can retrieve this from the front office after school.
I'm not going to lie, the teacher does seem a little bit
more strict, a little bit more bitchy now.

(07:49):
Oh hell no. Why does she look like that bro?
In The Lord of the Flies, the boys start out thinking that
they don't need rules. They believe that they could
survive without structure or thediscipline that they were used
to. But as the story goes on, what

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happens? They start fighting, things fall
apart, and in the end, what do we see?
Chaos and regret Golding is showing us how sometimes we
don't recognize the value of something.
Great, now Darman is doing dealswith the fucking devil.
He's become a demonic channel. Look at this shit dude.
Unbelievable. Anyways, let's skip ahead and

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see whenever the AIS take over the school or whatever.
Do your best and as always, if you have any questions feel free
to ask. What's the answer to #1?
You know what, guys? Stop.
We need to figure this stuff outon our own.
We're in school and we need to learn and grow.

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Oh my God, shut it off. Like bro, that would piss me off
so much if I was a classmate. We have an AI robot teacher that
will give us any of the answers.Let us have an easy A in a class
and this bitch is like hey guys,we should really be learning.
Like actually shut it off. And I mean, listen, you know,

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get in your education. That's great.
Get educated. Yeah, maybe she's right.
I would still be mad, all right?I would be pissed off.
Somebody's got to alert the media and expose to everyone
that this AI teacher thing is corrupt.
Oh shit, she's mad. Don't say that.
Don't say that to her. You pissed off the teacher.
Good job. Put the.

(09:35):
Phone down. Yo, you cannot touch the
students like that. Have fun in jail, buddy.
Then I'll call. Yeah, I'll call too.
What is happening bro? Everybody's a fucking AI robot
now. This.

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Is like deja. Vu.
Yeah, Deja vu. You literally dreamed this shit
up. You're a psychic.
You need to go to like the magicpowers class or something.
You should be at the Harry Potter school, not Darman
Academy. If I showed anybody a clip of

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this video right here back in like 2018-2019, I was like,
yeah, this is a Dharman video right here, they would not
believe me. Like, bro, what is this?
What is happening? This feels like a Disney XD
premiere. Damn dude that's that's pretty

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fucking traumatizing. They're just watching bodies
burn in front of them. Welcome.
Back. We missed you.
In fact, we missed you so much we made these.
OK, bro, you don't think she's the best teacher?

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You guys shadow over her? And matter of fact, whenever I
was scrubbing through the video,they were like hopping her tires
and shit, and they directly got her fired.
Like, you can't just say, oh, you know, just because we
figured all AI teachers aren't that good, you're actually the
best teacher ever. But you're just lying.
You're lying. You nearly ruined her life.
Anyways, yeah, that was a Dormanvideo.

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Is he running out of ideas? Yes.
I mean, what? What was this?
Strange, Each kid eats rocks forschool lunch.
Like, what could possibly be thelesson in this video?
Hey kids, don't make fun of the kid who eats rocks in your
class. He he could just be hungry and
rocks might be his only food source.
Anyways, though, I guess we're going to find out because we're

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about to watch this video. Let's begin.
Gross. Did you see rocks?
Yeah, that's pretty gross. I got to agree.
And I'm not going to lie, if I saw some kid just munching down
on pebbles, I'd also probably call mom and be like, EW, are
you eating rocks just like him, you know?
Before we get started, I like towelcome our new student Friday

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to Book Side High. I trust you all make him feel
welcome. Looks like a weirdo.
He looks like he eats rocks. He looks like a rock eater.
As you can see, our next unit will be baking, and as I can
see, you're all hungry already. Well, first start off learning
the basic ingredients. Honestly though, like what's
about to happen? Is he going to sit here and

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fantasize about chewing down on pebbles and rocks?
Maybe bricks? World various types of dough
which will culminate with a class.

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Dude, Doorman is on crack. What is going on here?
The Doorman writers have actually lost the plot.
Like, I wonder what she's about to say.
By the way, did you just eat paper?
What? OMG what is he doing?
OMG weirdo. Excuse me, is there a problem?
Yeah. The new kids eating paper.

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That's not a problem, buddy. All right, leave him alone.
He could eat his whole entire fucking notebook if he wants to.
OK? It's his notebook.
The fuck am I saying? I.
Don't think we learned that in home EC.
Kara, there's no need to go making up stories.
Look his notebook. Freddy, why is your notebook
torn? I got hungry, I needed a snack.

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Like dude, you're literally in home EC class, you're about to
make fucking muffins just wait asecond.
Can you please open your mouth? EW EW EW.
Disgusting. He's eating no book paper.
Wow, I thought he looked like a bookworm, but I didn't think

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he'd actually eat the book. OK, Freddy, no more fooling
around or next time you'll go tothe principal's office.
I already got caught eating paper at the rocks.
If he eats scissors, he'll win the game.

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What a little comedian we have here.
This guy is quite the funny guy honestly.
Like this face right here. Very accurate representation of
how I feel about that stupid fucking joke that that guy just
said. Like please never let him try to
cook again. Guess who just perfected her
standing back? Tuck.
Guess who doesn't give a fuck? How are you not, Captain?

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I had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction at tryouts.
Victory. Yeah.
Yeah. OK, I mean that was kind of
fucking weird. Also why would she not get to
join the team just because that happened like once?

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What? The heck?
I packed you lunch today, something I knew you'd really
enjoy. I packed your favorite peanut
butter and Jelly sandwich. Please try to eat it all so
you'll grow big and strong. Love you lots, Auntie.

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You know what, Auntie? You're fucking wrong.
You think his favorite is peanutbutter and Jelly sandwich?
Is his preferred lunch? Is Pebbles OK?
Get it right? Loser.

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Me whenever I was tedious. So evil.
OK why is he mad and walking away?
He should literally just sit there and shovel his mouth full
of the paper hole punches. That would really show him how
fucking crazy he is. Honestly guys, I'm just going to

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skip around. You're going to tell me how your
first day of school went that well, huh?
Did you have any compulsions? OK, let's be for real
compulsions. Oh, he can't help himself.
He just needs to eat chalk and rocks and fucking paper every

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second. Like what?
Hey teacher. It's a disorder.
He just you can't just help yourself but to eat chalk.
All right, let's let's see if this is real before I fucking
look like a horrible person right here.

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All right, all right, So basically it is a thing.
It's called Pika and it's where you compulsively eat non food
items like rocks, chalk, paper, dirt, soap, pear, even metal or
paint chips. So that's cool.
I think it's kind of like what happens on my strange addictions
where the people eat bricks and mattresses and stuff like that.
But here's the thing. It doesn't make you like
randomly, compulsively just likechow down on chalk fucking rocks

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in in public in front of people.Like right here it says it would
make you secretly eat stuff in private, not in front of
everyone or like chew or nibble subtlety on stuff, not full on
shovel rocks in the middle of algebra class.
Like that's not how this condition works, right?
This is just fucking stupid you.Better keep an eye on that chalk
Freddy's fixing to chow down. He's getting hungry, OK, he was

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hungry. He was fine.
Well. I hope that's true, but I also
hope if there's something you can't tell me, you'll tell your
therapist. What's holding you back, Freddy?
We both know. We also both know that there are
some things that makes your condition worse.

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Think about your. Past.
You gross. What are you, a cow?
I was just joking around. Yeah, right.

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Oh, good. There's my mom.
Hey, I mean as a kid grass tasted pretty fucking good, I
can't lie. See you later, cow.
Freddy, where are your parents? Aren't they coming to pick you
up? Are you Freddy?

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You're getting arrested for eating grass, dude.
I can't believe he's actually going to jail just because he
ate some grass dude. Like we've all done that shit,
let's be real. Hey, Susie, what's going?
On Where's Mom and Dad? I'm sorry, honey, you're getting
arrested and you can never see your mom and dad again because
you were chewing grass, you wereeating grass, you thought it was

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a salad, you fucking idiot. And that's what she tells him.
Let's just skip ahead. We don't even really need to
know what actually happened. Thank you for pushing me to
bring her in. How did you know it was serious?
Because I'm a human garbage can.Look at that classic.

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They really got him there. The human garbage can.
Wow, he eats milk jugs and fucking sponges, you know.
I know what a bowel obstruction feels like.
A few years ago I started eatinga lot of weird stuff, Like a
lot, and I couldn't stop. I was afraid to say anything,

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but I knew I had to when things got really bad.
Eww, I'm sorry we had to examinethis.
Fucking whatever the fuck this is.
It looks like he ate a marker cap.
A spring? The fuck is this guy doing?
You can't tell me this is some disorder.
Like it said it, it makes you like, chew on a fucking piece of
paper maybe. I don't think it makes you eat

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springs. Everything collected in my
stomach. He ate keys and a ring.
A fucking nut. And by the time I got to the
hospital. It was so bad.
I almost died. Maybe you shouldn't have eaten
the fucking key. Like, I don't know what to tell
you, man. After my emergency surgery, I
was assigned to a therapist. She helped me understand how my

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childhood trauma from my parentsleaving caused my disorder.
Guys, I'm sorry if somebody watching had their parents leave
and then they started eating rocks and keys and fucking
bolts. I'm sorry because I must look
very ignorant right now, but like, you can't tell me that
this shit happens, all right? Like he's getting something
wrong here bro. What is this?

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They come out of the sleepover and they brought snacks.
They got a big bag of chips. Is is good old clay, some
pebbles, some fucking Scotch tape.
They're going to watch a movie and eat some clay things inside
of me. Paper mache base, newspaper
glue, eraser, chicken wire. You're telling me this dude is

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munching down on fucking chickenwire?
I'm sure, I'm sure that that's happening, Yes.
Just take a bite out of the metal chicken wire.
I'm sure your teeth will love that.
How could you even fucking swallow?
I'm not even going to. Why am I questioning it?
I was only 5 years old when my parents abandoned me.
And I didn't know how to cope, so I started eating chicken

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wire. Which only made my pica worse.
Then almost ended my life as I was rushed to the ER after
eating too many things I shouldn't have.
They pulled things out of my stomach that I had eaten.
In an attempt to fill the empty space of my life where my
parents should have been. OK, man, I, I mean, I don't
think rocks are filling an emptyspace in your life.

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But you know, people do deal with trauma in different ways.
And I mean, that's a real thing.Do I think that people actually
just uncontrollably shove rocks down their throat to fill up
trauma gaps? I don't fucking think so.
So like, I don't know what Darman is getting at here.
So this piece is titled Things inside Me.

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So yeah, guys, don't be afraid to eat rocks.
Embrace its teen forced to go tobad kid camp.
Darman Studios. Bad kid camp, huh?
Is that like supposed to be the ranch that Doctor Phil sends the
spoiled kids to send? Her to a place called.
Turn the ranch, the ranch, and that's right, you're going
through the range. What I will say from the

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thumbnail, bad kid camp looks pretty terrifying.
Like what's going on here? They're like running some tests
on this dude like he's part of an alien abduction.
I don't even know, let's just watch the video.
This. Is camp Lance?
OK Darman, what are you doing bro?
I mean seriously, just look at yourself for a second bro.
Looks like he's the victim of the next Johnny Sins film.
Like tell me why he's tied up like this shit.

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It has the worst imaginable punishments this discards.
What? So this Darman video is about
some abusive ass school but theyelectrocute you and beat you
with batons? This seems a little extreme a
little out there for a Darman video.
Like, what is this about a beingand even creepy doctors?
Yeah, sure is quite the creepy doctor.

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I don't know if creepy's the word for this.
You know, he's like holding a gun, pointing it at a kid.
More like, we have mafia boss doctors, not not creepy ones.
I mean, maybe this guy's also creepy, but is that really what
this is portraying right here? What happens when a group of
troublesome misfits band together to overthrow this evil
school? You're.

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About to find out, and as always, the ending will.
In the. Arms.
OK, Darman? Yeah.
You, you do that, you get shocked.
Actually, though, like, what wasthat?
Run that back. Shock you shock you, Darman.

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I'm sorry to say, but this is pretty fucking embarrassing.
Yeah, in for a few. Laughs.
I don't. Know I mean this.
Is the kind of stuff I got my sister sent to.
Like, what is bad kid camp aboutto be?
Is it like a military school or something?
Or is it like some church camp? That's the only two things I

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could think of. Like from whenever I was a kid
in school, they'd be like, we'regoing to send you to church
camp, we're going to send you tomilitary school.
It was never bad kid camp. Which, by the way, if bad kid
camp was actually a thing, I feel like that's a horrible idea
to put all the bad kids in one someplace.
You're just asking for trouble. Please, your sister wishes that
she could pull pranks like me. They ready to record?

(25:52):
Come on little guy, why on earthis making all that noise?
And the Oscar goes too. OK that that was pathetic.

(26:19):
That was pathetic. What the fuck?
Why did he sound like a little girl?
Also where the fuck did this dude get 2 cocks from?
Did you know I have a poultry allergy?
Well maybe if you didn't scream like a little bitch you wouldn't
have got chicken feathers all over you, dumbass.
For the next prank, this dude should shove chicken tenders

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down his throat. That would be awesome.
Or is that just a cruel coincidence?
Well, I guess I looked out on that one.
Or I guess you could say I clucked out.
That was painful. That was severely painful.

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Oh. Come on, I was just having some
fun. You can't take a joke.
What you can take is another detention.
I believe this would be your 25th of the year.
Holy shit dude, 25 detentions. He was a bad girl.
He did some bad things. He was a bad.
Girl, I did some bad things. Do you do you need a pen?

(27:26):
Yeah, I got. You EW.
Why did it? Why did it squirt like that?
That shit was nasty. That's it.
You're. Defended for a week.
You know what I never understood?
Why is being suspended like a punishment?
Maybe it's just because I hated school but how was it a

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punishment to not have to go to school for a week?
Like I'd be praying every morning even in the middle of
spring that we would get a snow day so I can miss a day of
school and this dude brought 2 cocks into class and had a pen.
Squirtle over this dude and he gets a week off of school for
free? Like how is that shit fair?
I. Can't believe you?
You're not responsible at all. You do no chores.

(28:09):
You're practically flunky. Shut up and let him play
Fortnite all right? He has squads to run.
The team is waiting. Just kidding, looks like he's
playing solos. All the friends are probably at
school. My bad for being a fucking
dumbass. What's this?
Room. What do you have to say for
yourself? Yeah, it doesn't really look
that messy to be honest. Looks like he has like 2 little

(28:30):
pieces of trash on his desk. Like show this mom Asmin Gould's
house and she'll have a change of mind.
What's this? Room.
What do you have to say for yourself?
I know Mom, and I've learned my lesson.
From here on out, I'm going to do what's right.

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Are you being? Sincere.
Well, I hope so. Because if you lie and deceive
others, they may not believe youwhen you tell the truth.
Oh my God dude we just get taught a life lesson in a Darman
video Holy shit what is going onright now?
Like bro I know he's supposed tobe a life lesson channel but
this is the first time I heard an actual life lesson in like a

(29:12):
year. Make sure you guys take your
notes. Hold on to that life lesson
because we might not get anotherone for a long time.
Once again, don't lie to people because they won't believe you
whenever you tell the truth. Thank you, Darman.
Very cool, very true, very fucking real and unfiltered.
I love you. Yeah, OK bro, she just left the

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door. She can hear you do your little
evil sinister laugh. It's not like she's all the way
down the hallway already. Also like, what is this shit
bro? You're not him.
This is embarrassing as fuck. Oh boys, I am back and I'm on
vacation. Who are you talking to exactly
in the game? All right boys, I'm back.

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Let's run some Fortnite. Meanwhile he's literally in a
fucking solo match. I don't know, George, I've tried
everything, but Danny just won'tlisten.
Carla, you've done all the rightthings, but maybe it's bigger
than us. I've been looking into
something. Camp Lions.

(30:24):
It's a rehabilitation Center fortrouble youth like a boot.
Camp. Well, that's a blunt way to
describe it, but they have a 100% success rate at fixing
kids. Wait, what do they mean by
fixing? Blunt way to describe it, but
they have a 100% success rate atfixing kids.
Like doorman, what is this Bros bro about to go to like a

(30:46):
conversion camp or some shit? Like what the fuck here at.
Camp Lions. Wait am I tripping or did Dorman
call this shit Camp Lance at thebeginning of the video?
Camp Lance. Camp Lance.
Is it Camp Lions or Camp Lance? You know, I'm honestly going to
go with Dorman's word. You know he's the creator of
this shit. He called it Camp Lance.

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The actor's fumbling. He called it Lions.
He should be fucking fired. Our etiquette indoctrination
techniques have effectively eliminated recidivism for
juvenile delinquency. In layman's terms, we teach kids
to follow the rules. After all, compliance is right
in our name. Well, some of the toughest cases

(31:32):
have come through our doors, butin no time.
Josh, come over here, please. Hi there, nice to see you.
Hell no bro, imagine like you'retouring this shit and you're
like huh, maybe I should send mykid to this camp place that will
fix him or whatever. You meet this zombie ass of a

(31:53):
person, I'd be like hell no, we're not sending our kid here.
He's not going to turn into a fucking cult member.
Three weeks ago, Josh was breaking into cars.
Complete behavioral reversal. Thank you, Josh.
Follow me. Like seriously, how could you

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possibly decide to send your kidthere after meeting this dude?
That was fucking terrifying. Please take a seat.
Would you like coffee or anything?
Please don't make me go, I don'twant to.
Go please. She's one of our more
problematic cases. But even with her bad temper,
she's making remarkable improvement.
In fact, we anticipate that she'll have a complete abatement

(32:38):
of her delinquent tendencies within the month.
So here is a breakdown of the cost for you.
And please do keep in mind that is all inclusive for this price
better be. You know, they could spend $2000
a month sending their son to this place.
Or, you know, they could just get better at fucking parenting.
Maybe look up some tips and tricks or some shits.

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I guess sometimes it's more complicated than that.
But it's not like their son is breaking into cars or like has
extreme behavioral issues. He's just, you know, a little
prankster bringing Cox to schooland all that.
You know, I feel like it's not that bad.
I feel like you guys could fix this without sending him to this
fucking cult. I assure you this investment
will pay dividends for your son for the rest of his life and if

(33:22):
for any reason you are not completely satisfied with the
outcome, we will refund your money.
Refunds. OK bro like that, That's a
little extreme. Let's be real.

(33:43):
No kid is setting up a whole entire fucking beach inside of
their house. Sand and all that shit just
wouldn't happen. What are you doing?
Enjoy my little vacation from school.
Come on. This flamingo's got your name
written all over it. Oh, yeah, that's cool.

(34:03):
Yeah, that's cool. I'm sorry, Daniel, this is for
you. Good.
What the fuck? Then they come into your house

(34:25):
and like, kidnap you for this retreat.
Like, yeah, OK, I'm sure that that's how it goes down.
Like why would you do this to your child?
This has to be absolutely traumatizing.
Elle parents, how do you just sit there and let that shit
happen? Hey, where's my phone?

(34:49):
Where's my phone? Hey, I need to call my parents.
You all need your phone anymore.All your parents.
Welcome to camp Lions. OK bro, there's literally an I
in it. Darman's the fucking idiot.
I found out. Camp Lions.
Bro doesn't even know the name of the own camp in his own video
for his own fucking YouTube channel.

(35:11):
Also where the fuck is this campgetting their budget from?
I mean $2000 a month sure that'sa lot.
So they have enough for a whole entire prison though?
How many prison cells do they have camp?
Lies. Hey, hey.
No, no, no. Hey, hey, hey, where you go?
Hey, hey, you got? To let me out here.
Bye. George, do you think you made

(35:37):
the right decision? No, your son just got kidnapped
in front of your face because you guys willingly made that
decision. Like what?
Also, did you see that kid from earlier that looked like he was
a fucking soulless hell no look?I know it's hard, but you heard
what Mr. Thornfield said. It's good, Daniel.

(35:58):
Of course he's going to say thathe wants your money.
How fucking stupid could you possibly be?
I mean, seriously. He's in good hands.
Where are we? What is this place?
We don't want to get in trouble.You're in a kids camp, A camp

(36:20):
for bad kids. This is this is crazy.
I mean, this is this is like a nightmare.
Nah, this is just morning life. Like is this a camp or fucking
prison? The.
Real nightmares behind that door.
Not going to lie bro, that doesn't look that fucking scary
behind that door. It looks like a streaming setup
is behind there. That's a real haunted house

(36:42):
surprise. Motherfucker looks like someone
ain't learning the rules. Yet, but this has to be illegal.
They're like tasing children. The fuck?
The fact that this is a Darman video?
What even is a Darman anymore? Bro no fuck.
Looks like you 2 just earn yourself some cleaning duties.
Great dude, this is the worst camp ever.

(37:06):
You know what this reminds me of, you know, the episode of
SpongeBob where they think that they're going on like some
daycare camp, like boat thing orsomething, and then they
accidentally go on the prison boat.
And then SpongeBob and Patrick just have a grand old time.
The entire time, you know, they're like, you have to go do
cleaning duties and they they think it's like a game.
They're having fun with it. Tell me that that's not what
this is. It's the same fucking shit.

(37:26):
These kids are on the prison busfrom the SpongeBob episode bro.
And we got to get out of here. There's no way out.
And if you try and escape or break any rules, it only get
worse. They wish they never met me.

(37:56):
What a funny little prank. Like seriously, where the shit
is so lame? Really.
He, he, he just can't help himself.
He's at this super strict camp facility, but you know, he's
just so addicted to pranking that he has to stick a whole
entire roll of toilet paper inside of the toilet.
OK bro, like give me a fucking break.
Dude, what's going to happen if they catch you clean it up right

(38:20):
now? What the fuck am I watching

(38:58):
right now? Who on the Dorman board came up
with this video idea? I mean realistically it's
probably just copied from some movie.
Like that's what Dorman videos are at this point is they just
copy a movie or a TV show but put it into like a 25 minute
episode. None.
So maybe that's where they got this idea regardless.
So this is weird as fuck for a Dorman video.
I don't believe what happens whenever this kid gets sent to
abuse camp. Will he get beaten?

(39:19):
Will he get tased? Will he fucking die?
The ending of the video will shock you.
Make sure you watch till the end.
All right well, thank you Darman.
I'll make sure to check out the end of the video.
I'm going to skip there right now and see if I'm truly shocked
in. Here I have an idea, trust me.

(39:46):
Well well, well. Looks like y'all made the wrong
turn. There's nowhere to run now.
The toilet's running. Wow, that was truly shocking.
He fucking murdered them. Wow.
I mean, did they deserve it? Maybe.
I mean, they they were tasing and beating kids with batons, so

(40:08):
could you really blame the kids?I don't know.
Anyways, that wasn't the true ending of the video.
Rather, that was a few minutes before the actual ending.
Here's the actual ending, and let's see if this time it shocks
us. OK?
All right. Make us some too, would you
please? Why of course, your wish is my
command. I'm only here to serve.

(40:43):
I literally just had a heart attack.
Wow dude, I'm so shocked right now He he made popcorn for his
family. Oh my God, that was quite
interesting. Watch Darman has completely lost
his marbles or I I guess it's been like that for a while now,
to be honest. Common knowledge, right?
We're going to watch this video here titled the girl ashamed of

(41:03):
mother's TikTok videos Starman studios.
Let's watch that Starman video. I guess I I kind of don't want
watch it but but it's going to start playing.
BFF we have an SOS situation on our hands.
OK bro, could you possibly put any more acronyms in a sentence?
Like what is this shit? Oh wait, sorry.
Like what is TS? Bro?

(41:25):
Nobody talks like that. Seriously though, why was that
whole sentence just acronyms? I mean we had SOSBFFOMG like bro
TSPMO bro my gosh. What is Carter dancing with
another? Girl.
Worse. What the fuck Carter, you
fucking whore. Bro is dancing at prom with his

(41:47):
dates mom. Yeah, Carter just dropped a bomb
in his relationship. It's over.
What are you doing? Why can't you just be normal?
It's down with other chaperones,'cause I'm not like the other
chaperones. I'm a cool mom.
Wow, Miss Thompson, I love how you're basically a trend setter

(42:10):
for moms who refuse to dress like moms.
So bold. Thank you.
See. Out of all of the Darman actors,
this person's acting just pissesme off for some reason.
I I don't know what it is. It seems like she's just trying
way too hard. I mean just look at her face
right now bro. This shit is like way too much.

(42:31):
It's just way too much. She was being sarcastic.
Oh, she wasn't. Just don't be such a party
pooper. Come on, let's dance.

(42:55):
Fuck you, fuck you. She's just trying to have a good
time and you're sitting here laughing, covering your mouth.
Get the fuck out of here. This party is so lit.

(43:20):
Wait, lady, wait. Where are you going?
Drama like we we have we have some serious drama going on
right here the daughter's mad she's walking out the door mommy
needs to stop filming tik toks during my prom the.
Party's just getting started. No mom, the party's over.
I've had enough embarrassment tolast me a lifetime.

(43:41):
Yeah, damn, you should probably just fucking kill your.
Secret fun party, right? OK, you know this is not even
realistic anymore. He's just waiting here in the
car ready for them to leave promearly.
Yeah, I doubt that. Shit, bro was not just sitting

(44:04):
in his car for the entirety of prom waiting for them.
What? In the world are you wearing?
Come on honey, it's what all thekids are wearing nowadays.
Yeah, kids. You should have seen our dance
moves. I made these videos to post on
TikTok. I think that Lanie's crush to
dance with me, so you know they're going to blow up.

(44:26):
OK, like, that's just fucking weird.
What? Yeah.
You know, I got my daughter's crush to dance with me for my
TikTok video. So they're going to go viral.
I'm going to be TikTok famous. I'm going to be a goddamn TikTok
star. Like, what's fucking loser?
You use an inhaler? Sorry.

(44:53):
Oh my gosh, no, I'm, I'm fine. I'm just choking because.
Because you're a dramatic ass bitch.
It's just your mom on a TikTok video.
Like calm the fuck down. I saw this.
No this is cringe. Oh cringe.
What a fucking hypocritical ass statement from a Dorman script.

(45:16):
This is the proper reaction to cringe though.
You know you see a cringy TikTokvideo, you just start fucking
choking to death. If the consequences of seeing
cringe was that you would just like choke to death like your
Airways just get blocked. I would have been dead like 2
minutes ago whenever the video started.
Like this whole video is cringy as shit.

(45:37):
Every Dorman video is cringy as shit.
Like the it's the thing that's Dorman's whole entire channel.
Why did you even have to shat code in the first place?
Honey, do you remember Giraffe waffy?
What if you had another medical emergency?
Oh. My God, nobody cares.
I haven't had one in years. Isn't this your crush?

(46:05):
That's a weird ass comment from Carter.
Bro what the fuck? Wait, is Carter really actually
trying to get in there? Is he trying to smash her mom?
Nice moves Mrs. Thompson. Carter is a fucking freak.
Now you have something to talk to about.

(46:25):
Get out, out, out, out, out, outof the room, please.
Yo, Shrek, Fiona, what's going on here?
What's OK? And I'm only looking out for my
baby girl. Why can't she see that?

(46:47):
Thank you for always listening to my venting.
Wow, he seems to totally, absolutely care.
This is this is like me watchingthe video.
Whatever. Do you want to watch an episode
of The Office? I'd usually opt for an episode
of Dharman Studio. I'm surprised that that's what
it wasn't like that. I feel like that's what should

(47:08):
have happened. He should have been like an
advocate for Dharman videos. I'm not watching the Office,
that shit sucks. Of course though I watched
Dharman. I only watched Dharman.
I should probably pack lunches for the week anyway.
Yeah, make sure you guys a little fat.
OK, that's literally fucked up. You got your mouse on birthday
coming up and I invited all my colleagues that's.

(47:29):
Right. No, at least I don't look a day
over 40. Yeah, sorry about that.
Kind of looks like he's trying to say that you're chopped.
You're fucking chopped. Yeah.
Tough pill to swallow. Did you see her mom at the dance

(47:55):
on Friday? Did you see I'm schizophrenic?
I can't break your sugar, but itsays good you forgot your lunch.
OK, this mom's being a little bit too much.
Like you're chasing her around aprom, You're showing up at her
school. Like, what's going on here?

(48:16):
You might just be a little bit too attached, you know?
You got to let go, let your daughter go to school and don't
show up like a fucking weirdo. I packed lots of broccoli and
spinach. You can have greens for all the
nutrition your lungs. Guys, I think her lungs are
going to fucking fail. Let's find out here.
Stop Mrs. Thompson, you totally dominated dance floor.

(48:40):
You know, actually I would love a quick tutorial.
Oh well, of. Course was it this?
Move. Or this?
I think all the moves are fire. Everyone's just haters.
It's a school full of haters. Class D1 Top of the line haters.
Or this move? Or was it this move?

(49:03):
Oh lady, don't forget to eat your greens.
Her mom cares about her health. Fuck you.
Anyways, you guys want to see the mom fucking bawl her eyes
out? Check this out I'm.
Starting to realize that love isless about holding on and it's

(49:28):
more about letting go. Wow wow, this is just so
beautiful star man wow like okayhonestly I know we just skipped
but like what? What the fuck is going on?
How do we get here? You know, if the daughter was

(49:49):
really evil, she would like stopthe mom right there and be like,
well fuck you, you're dancing with my crush on TikTok.
And then she'd probably cry harder anyways.
You want to see the daughter go into a hospital bed?
Sorry that's fucked up. I'm.

(50:09):
Here. I'm right here, sweetie.
Well, there, there it is. I don't know if you actually did
want to see that, but if you said yes to that question,
that's kind of fucked up. Why would you want to see her in
a hospital bed, huh? You were right, I'm not fit for
this job. Yo-yo, Darman, what the fuck?
Yo what the fuck? That is fucked.
He just puts a slur in his videolike that, huh?

(50:31):
Darman? Really.
Really. We're just putting Jay slurs in
videos? Absolutely disgusting.
I'm disgusted. I'm disgusted at Darman.
Oh. My gosh, you saved my life.
I would like you to meet my mother Bridget, a newly single
mother. Oh, so the mom gets divorced?

(50:53):
What does this have to do with the mom being a tick tocker?
I, I just, I, I don't. Darman has once again lost the
fucking plot. Nice to meet you.
Hi. Hey Darman fan.
Fuck you. Sorry, Darman.
That was kind of aggressive and mean.
So you see though, what do I even say about that?

(51:15):
Like, what was this? I know we skipped through the
whole entire story basically, but it was just dragging on
forever. And the whole plot of it being
about tick tock, the mom being atick tocker just like started to
like fade away and not really become part of the story, you
know? But yeah, that was just that was
cringe. No.
This is cringe. Starman you're cringe keen and

(51:37):
grandma swap lives for one week and I don't know what's going on
with this thumbnail but it looksabsolutely terrifying.
Totally AI generated. Like what is this?
You already know we have to watch this one though.
Got to see grandma go into school and the kid knit or
whatever. Class I'd like to introduce our

(51:58):
newest student, our newest resident.
So imagine you go to school and the teacher's like, here's your
new classmate, kids, make sure you make good friends with her.
Invite her over for the sleepovers and stuff.
Also, look at this Grandma's hip.
She's in with the with the kids.You know, she, she knows what's
going on. Ice Spice, totally relevant.

(52:18):
Totally still a loved artist on the shirt.
Yeah, grandma's tripping, but. Why can't I go with you and dad
on your vacation? It's not a vacation, it's a
business trip. Besides, this will be a great
opportunity for you to spend some time with your grandma.
Sometime it's going to be a weekI'll never survive.
Oh Boo Hoo, you have to spend a week with your grandma.

(52:40):
What's she going to do, bake youcookies or something horrible
like that? Oh come on, you know how boring
Grandma Louise is. Plus she don't even like me.
Don't think so much of yourself.She don't like nobody.
Look, you have a history report coming up, right?
Well, life and previous generations.
Well, Grandma Louise is a great subject.

(53:02):
She's got a lot she could teach you.
What can I learn from her? What it was like to see the
pyramids built. My little comedian.
You can't knock. You have 11.
You have to have 10 or less to knock.
Dumb, dumb. What is she?

(53:22):
What? And is the grandma just sitting
behind the door like looking outthe eye hole waiting hours,
maybe days, months, years for her to show up at the house?
Or like what's going on? Does she just always sit here
and look out the eye hole? If this is a bad time, I can go
somewhere else, anywhere else. Hello, Rosie.

(53:45):
Oh yeah, it really seems like she fucking hates you, like you
said. Besides, she doesn't even like
me. She looks like hella friendly
like once. You're just in time to join us
for cards. Oh my God cards Oh my God.
Can I just scroll on TikTok please?
Lucky me. Now I assume you play gin rummy.

(54:07):
Do I look like I'm 70 years old?Yes.
Well, no. We can make you look like you're
70 years old if we run you through like face app or some
shit. Now you look like you're 70
years old. Anyway, this is Herb.
What is he supposed to be like apiece of oregano or?
Part time caregiver and full time cheat.

(54:32):
Like I said it's 10 or less. To knock, it's 12.
She's talking about knock, knock, knocking on the door.
She's talking about the game andthis guy's a cheater and he's
cheating on his girlfriend with me.
Ma right here. Gee, if only we had a magical
device where we can look up the rules.

(54:54):
You young people and your technology.
Real spill. Flush the phone down the toilet.
You have traded smartphones for dumb brains.
Now, my generation. We know how to use our wits and
our memory. That's why I know it's 10 to
knock. Speaking of memories, I have a

(55:17):
presentation that's on past generations.
Can I interview? You.
No. She spits in her face and then
kicks her out of the house and then the granddaughter goes
homeless. The end.
I think that's a good idea. Young people have a lot to
learn. My generation, we went through
war. We know how to survive.

(55:39):
The worst thing that your generation's had to deal with is
a a boy band breaking up. OK, this is so cliche.
This is the like fucking. I used to have to walk to school
uphill both ways there and back,and it was a seven mile run.
Like, are we really going to be doing that shit?
Like OK Darman. Please, you have no idea what

(56:00):
it's like to live in my world. Pressures are fitting in
bullying and people spreading rumours.
Oh my God, how horrible rumours you.
Your life must be so difficult. OK OK, that's pretty fucking

(56:22):
hilarious. I mean look at you, you fucking
bed wetter. Fucking absolutely pathetic.
I don't let the bed. Yeah, yeah, you don't have to
lie, OK? It looks like the the truth is
out of the bag or whatever the fuck the saying is.
The cat's out of the bag. They filled her locker up with

(56:50):
diapers because she pisses her bed.
She looks like she's in her 20s dude.
Like what is this? Honestly I'm sorry, if you're in
her 20s and you're not potty trained there might be an issue.
There's also an issue if you decide to print out all these
Photoshop posters, hang them up around your school, and then
bring like a fucking garbage bagfull of 40 diapers and shove it
into her locker Like hello that.I feel like that's weirder than

(57:13):
wetting your bed. What the fuck is the person
doing you set this shit up? Look at you, you're really
laughing. I bet you pissed the bed too,
buddy. You wouldn't last a day with the

(57:35):
stresses of teen life. Yeah, grandma, you wouldn't last
a day going to school being known as the bed pisser.
Bedshitter 9000. Oh, you have no idea how back to
my day, you know, college life. I was 22 and I shit the bed
every day. I could last a week in your
life. Oh really?
Then go to school? Like who agrees to do the swap

(57:58):
thing? Because I know that grandma's
about to go to school and then the kids going to miss out on
like a week of school and go to the retirement at home or
whatever. Because that's what we saw in
the intro. Like how does the principal or
anybody agree to doing that shit?
And I wouldn't even break a sweat.
But could you last in my life? Well, I mean, if you're retired,
let's be honest, you probably have it pretty easy.
You get to just chill, play cards.

(58:20):
Now, I don't know, maybe you have some conditions.
I know you have a nurse, so thatstruggle would probably be
worse. You know, I'd have to agree with
that. I think I can handle assisted
living just fine, Granny. What if like if the teen goes in
the grandma's life, she's not going to have like her medical
conditions unless the grandma like injects her with arthritis

(58:41):
or something like that. That would be true, proving that
grandma has it harder. Well, I'll tell you what, we'll
trade places for a week and see who's right.
Are you serious? Yeah, that's right buddy.
Time to start changing her fucking diapers because she wets

(59:02):
the bed and shits all over the place.
Get ready. All right, you're on.
OK. Also, by the way, I know I said
she looks like she's in her mid 20s earlier.
She actually does look a lot younger than that.
I'll give it to Darman, OK. Are you guys sure this is a good
idea? Yes.

(59:25):
All right. Our next number is B14.
And just like that, they swappedlives.
Like, again, when's the school going to start calling, asking
where she is? And is the mom going to be like,
hey, why isn't my daughter in school?
Grandma, You know, you're supposed to be watching her,
making sure that she goes to school, you know, all that shit.
And I'm on vacation. I asked one thing of you.
And now you have her at the bingo halls playing bingo.

(59:48):
Like, way to go Grandma B. 14 I wish I could be somewhere else.
Oh shut the fuck up. Bingo is fun as hell.
You're just boring. Go scroll through TikTok.
Go watch Vex bolts. So Rosie, you're starting to
regret maybe changing places with grandma.
Bingo. Bingo.
Who said bingo? In your face.

(01:00:11):
I'm do away. Good job.
What is this old? Geezer doing in our class, Gazer
The Darman videos are just full of comedians.
All these people, they're so funny.
Geezer, that'll that'll really show her.

(01:00:31):
She should be teaching it back in 1975.
Teenagers don't make fun of old people like this just like once.
Like I feel like whenever I was a teen and I went to like my
grandparents house it was like wholesome as shits.
I don't know I just feel like anytime you have like
communication with an elderly person it's a wholesome moment.
You aren't like stupid old lady or you you taught back in 1970

(01:00:55):
stupid old bitch. Like nobody does that shit.
Why is the whole class teaming up on grams?
You all need to step up on your studying.
Nobody did well on today's pop quiz on the Vietnam War Nobody
but Louise, that is. She got 100%.
Of course she did. She was there for it.

(01:01:17):
OK, actually, like this is just mad confusing the school.
Just no questions asked. Grandma shows up to school
instead. Great, yeah, you could do that.
And she does it for a whole weekapparently.
Anyways, I'm going to just skip until the end of the week.
I never thought about what seniors had to go through until
I seen it up close. I guess we both have to be

(01:01:40):
strong. If you deal.
Honestly, this is very sad. So yeah, it just turns into a
sob story. But then don't worry, don't
worry, she doesn't die. She doesn't die.
She's OK. Because of how nasty you've been
to me. What?

(01:02:00):
The fuck was that face? It was you.
Yep, that's right, she she points out people for bullying
her. I guess that this person bullied
her during the video. I'm sure we skipped past it
because Dorman videos are way too long for me and I paused the
video every 3 seconds so yeah. We learned to understand each

(01:02:22):
other's differences because openminds create open hearts.
So remember, never judge anyone before walking a mile in their
shoes, not running a mile. We don't need another trip to
the ER. And yeah, then they do this

(01:02:44):
whole speech at the auditorium, the everybody in the crowd of
claps. And that's, that's that, that's
the random video. Just the school's OK with the
grandma going there instead and the kids skipping out on school
and going to retire home for a week.
And it's just old flowers and sunshine and rainbows.
I guess Starman makes really realistic videos with learn.

(01:03:04):
You learn a lot, you learn a lotof lessons and it's great.
Kid survives the world's cheapest mom.
Mom is so poor she chases after the garbage truck with the
shopping list. And I mean dude, thank God he
survived and didn't die. You know, cheap moms are are

(01:03:25):
truly life threatening. I can't believe he actually
survived that. We're going to watch and figure
out how he actually managed to survive the extremely dangerous
creatures known as cheap moms. Let's begin.
Guys, you won't believe this Karen holding up the line over a
literal dollar. Do we have a problem here?
Yes. Yes.

(01:03:46):
Yes. Yes.
Seriously, give this lady every Oscar that's ever been handed
out. She deserves a million of them.
She really just said one single word and absolutely blew my
socks off. Bro that was crazy acting.
I'm. Not honoring my coupon, ma'am.
I've already tried it. It's not the register, it's the
coupon. I don't know what else you want

(01:04:07):
me to do. Why did I tell you the manager
took care? Of it.
Honestly bro that wasn't that crazy.
I really don't think so far thatshe's the world's cheapest mom.
It was just a $1.00 off coupon. I mean, the fact that she was
even shopping at a grocery storerather than out of a garbage bin
already kind of disqualifies herfor that title.
Getting a dollar off of your groceries is not that

(01:04:28):
impressive. I'm sorry, did.
We get you in pie. It's our favorite.
Not for that price. I could make it myself for half
that cost, maybe even less. I'm sure I've got some coupons.
Forget it. Damn, check.

(01:04:48):
That it out. I didn't know they made them
like that. Like, how did I kind of predict
that shit? Am I actually a psychic?
I say, you know, she's not even digging in garbage bins and then
immediately she goes and digs ina garbage bin.
Now to be fair, she's only digging at the top of the
garbage can for a coupon. She saw they got thrown away.
And so, you know, it's not like she's getting her groceries and

(01:05:10):
is going to feed her son thrown away food and shit like that.
Still kind of crazy that I called that out though, not
going to lie. Yo, lookout guys, it's the Cole
kids. Why are two of them wearing
sunglasses indoors? Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville.

(01:05:34):
Welcome to Jackass. OK, you, you really are going
that deep into the fucking garbage bin.
She for real started to dive head first into that bitch.
Like at least take off the lid that's already falling off
anyways after you tipped it over.
Seriously though, why does it have to be so overdramatic?
Like oh stupid bitch, you're digging through trash.

(01:06:02):
Oh. My gosh.
Oh my gosh. Shut the fuck up.
Oh my gosh, shut. Your bitch ass up.
I'm screaming. This frame right here says a lot
about society. You know society in 2025.

(01:06:24):
Everybody just wants to take pictures of bicycles, but they
never ask how the bicycles are doing.
What if he is going through somemental struggles?
Have a. Great day sweetheart.
Knock it off. Nice wheels, Charlie.
Nice wheels, Charlie. Yeah, nice fucking voice, bitch.

(01:06:45):
I imagine sounding like that. Holy shit.
Think I could get a ride sometime?
I think you could stop the wholesucking on helium thing.
Like seriously, too much helium causes brain cell lossage.

(01:07:06):
Sure it makes your voice sound funny, but I'm just saying it,
it could be dangerous. GH Can you believe it's the last
spring musical of our high school careers?
I'm literally crying. Who are you auditioning for?
I'm thinking of switching thingsup this year and auditioning for
the Wicked Witch of the West. Oh my gosh, I'm literally dead.

(01:07:29):
Obviously you're auditioning forDorothy.
You're always the leading lady. Save those weird girls for the
freaks and geeks. Kill me.
Oh dude, your mum is something else like.
Is that your mum? She's fit.
Yeah, I'd fuck her. Thanks very much.
No, but I would though, wouldn'tyou?
Well, she's my mum. No, but if she wasn't, she is

(01:07:51):
though. So.
But what you're saying is if shewasn't your mum, no.
I'm not going to lie, I wish I was there to have seen it.
Yeah, OK. Well, if you want to see replay,
there are plenty of kids recording.
Hey. Aren't you the kid who went off
to school on his telepipe with his mommy?
OK bro. And nobody's coming up and
saying that. Regardless though, it would be
low key kind of valid criticism because why is this like

(01:08:12):
teenager getting a bike ride from his mom to school?
Shouldn't he just ride the bike himself?
Yep, Cotton 4K. Holy shit dude.
Look, Dorman's with the times he's doing current memes, guys.
Actually though, like Bros, fouryears late to the fucking cotton
4K mean. I mean, it's still OK to see,
but it's so obvious that they inserted that in the script to
be like, relatable and it's definitely not working.

(01:08:34):
It kind of makes it excruciatingto watch.
Heather I thought it was kind of cool.
I've never seen a bike like thatbefore.
Yeah, because some of us can actually afford cars.

(01:08:57):
OK, shut the fuck up and keep smiling and twitching your head
back and forth. Like seriously, Knock.
It off. Like, oh come on, man.
Dinner time. OK bro what the fuck is that?
Is that like a plate of chopped up chicken and provolone cheese?
I mean at least make the dude some top ramen, that shit is

(01:09:18):
cheap as hell. This again?
Can't we switch it up every now and then?
Sure we can. Let me see.
No, I meant can't we like order Chinese for once?
You mean take out? That's what you kids like to

(01:09:44):
call hella too much money. Please never say that again.
Not going to lie, I like to be hella too much money.
A lot more than the Cotton 4K line earlier.
That wasn't that bad. She could keep saying hella too
much money. I rock with it.

(01:10:04):
Have a paper towel. Hello, there's an emergency.
Hold. On but.
Mom, Mom, there you go. Hey, why do we have to be so

(01:10:29):
cheap all the time? Because you're poor.
You're wrong. You're fucking poor.
None of my friend's parents do any of this.
We don't need to be wasting our money on material things besides
the most important things in life.
You can't buy. OK sure, the most important
things in life you can't buy. At least let the dude use a
whole entire paper towel unless you are truly struggling for

(01:10:52):
money. Anyways, after that Charlie
bumps into the girl that he was crushing on in the hallway and
figures out that it's her birthday coming up and decides
to invite everyone over to his house for a birthday party for
her. And that's where we are now.
Don't you love it? Oh, I'm so excited you're
finally having friends over. What is no Can you go hide in

(01:11:16):
your room while I clean all clean up all of this?
I mean, it looks like a fucking grand old time in that kitchen,
I'm not going to lie. I mean, like those magazine
little balls hanging from the sky.
You could tell she really spent some serious time and effort on
them. Also again I'm going to say
this, you know video title is the rule.
Cheapest mom. And I was thinking this was
going to be like an episode of extreme cheapskates.

(01:11:39):
But seriously this mom is not that cheap.
Sure if she won't go to fucking Dollar Tree and buy some party
decorations for literally a dollar from there and instead
decides to make her own, but that is literally nothing
compared to what happens on thatTV show.
The one mom like didn't let her kids drain the bathwater and
like reuse the same bathwater for months just to save on the

(01:12:00):
fucking water bill. So unless I see that happen
later in the video, then he's not even relatively close to
earning that title. But no, no, I want to meet your
new friends. No, no, no, no.
You need to go. And no Mom, Mom welcome.

(01:12:20):
Hey guys, this is my mom. You must be the birthday girl.
He's coming. Giving major Salvation Army
vibes. Who the fuck invited this bitch?
I mean seriously, go home. Nobody wants you here.
What do you have to say for yourself?

(01:12:41):
I got you. This is so sweet, I figured
you'd all be hungry. Why did you get this?
Is it on sale? I'll be right back.
OK. I hope it's on sale.

(01:13:04):
OK bro must be like severely hungry.
He's Downing those cheese cubes like his life fucking depends on
it right now. Actually though like I might be
concerned perhaps his family does not feed him at home.
I low key feel bad for him do. You have anything to drink?
I've got lemonade. Oh, I forgot to pick more up
when we did the grocery store 1 But you know what?

(01:13:26):
Here's a cool trick you might want to try at home.
Add a little water, mix it all up together, and now you've got
double the lemonade. Here you go.
OK, but like usually lemonade isway too sweet, way too sugary,
and it's pretty common for people to dilute it with water.
Like that was not that crazy what she just did there.

(01:13:48):
It's actually somewhat normal. I can't do it anymore.
You can't do it. I can't take this shit to move,
man. I'm moving in with you.
Was it the watery juice for the Wi-Fi?
The big job she made us play Hungry Hungry Hippos?
The board game? Worse. 321.

(01:14:16):
That's me. OK this is AW mom bro.
Like I'm not going to lie, this looks like fun as fuck.
Why is everybody such a hater? I mean they even look like
they're having a grand old time.Look at that smile.
Sorry, you can stay as long as you like.

(01:14:43):
Hey Charlie saved your mom some Starbucks napkins just in case
she wants to replace hers. Well thank you, that's very nice
of you. God I fucking hate her.
And I know you're supposed to, so maybe that means she's a good
actor. But for the time being, God is
it so annoying every single timeshe decides to talk.

(01:15:03):
Don't listen to her. Your mom's quirky.
I like her actually. Would you mind giving this to
her for me? Yeah, of course.
I hope you're doing something nice for your mom for Mother's
Day. I'm actually not going to be
with my mom for Mother's Day. I'm moving in with my uncle for
a bit. OK, this guy's a fucking
douchebag. He moves out of his mom's house

(01:15:25):
on Mother's Day to go live with his fucking uncle.
Like Nah bro, that's fucked up. He should be picking me up soon.
He's like super rich. Yeah, right.
He probably drives that, oh I don't know, Honda Civic or.
Oh shit, it's Cyrus. What's this I hear about you

(01:15:47):
Connor? Cops, huh?
Oh man, gave me that when I was in grade 7.
Seen a lot of action 9mm safety always off.
Told me he was proud of me once.Fucking prick.
Neighbor, OH. My gosh.
Hey Charlie boy, So you on a ride?

(01:16:08):
I have to rehearse for auditions.
I need a ride. Fucking gold digging piece of
shit. We have to rehearse for all the
shifts. Hey, are you hungry, Charlie
boy? Because we can order anything
you want. You just can't forget Katie.
Oh, here she is now. Hey Charlie, make yourself at

(01:16:28):
home or whatever. That's your girlfriend?
How did you meet her? Funny you should ask.
You see? Excuse me, can't you see I'm
busy? That's a nice car, huh?
Boyfriend and catching gold diggers and shit like that.

(01:16:54):
Oh, it's my car. Really.
Yes, well, I'm Katie. Hello, Katie.
I'm Dave. So when she found out you have a
nice car, she started being niceto you, right?

(01:17:15):
So like, girls like security. Sure, right.
They just want to be taken care of.
Money provides those things. That's all it is.
Holy shit are we getting rizz lessons from Darman Bro I knew
he was all about the life lessons and I guess rizzing is a
part of life so and this is kindof on point for him.
Boys if you want to get girlfriend get rich as shit and

(01:17:36):
get a Maybach so you could provide them with security.
That's the secret. Super easy, Super easy I.
Have to tell you I love the look.
No other way. 2 reasons. 11 cause the one cause the Los
Angeles. Anyways, I already know where
this video is going, like it's very obvious, so let's just skip
to the end and see how this shitwraps up.
I think we've seen more than enough.

(01:17:58):
Surprise, I sold all of the stuff that Uncle Dave bought me
so that we could splurge a little on our favorite.
Desserts. So what?
This dude went and moved in withhis fucking uncle, had him buy
him a bunch of shit, then sold it to get desserts.
For. His Mother's Day?
Did he just hit a lick on his uncle or like, was that the plan
the whole time? You know, I know I called him a

(01:18:19):
douchebag earlier for moving in with his uncle on Mother's Day,
but I see the vision now, you know?
This shit was all orchestrated from the start.
But don't worry, we made all thedecorations ourselves.
You did all this for me. Why?
I realized that the most important things in life, you
can't buy. And there it is again, the
beautiful lesson of the day. The most important things in

(01:18:42):
life you can't buy. But tell me, Darman, what
happens if you choke on a fucking fork and you don't have
health insurance and you have topay immediately for life saving
surgery to get the fork surgically removed out of your
throat? That sounds like probably the
most important thing possible inyour life.
And guess what? You have to buy it.
And that includes spending quality time with my very

(01:19:05):
eccentric and very awesome mom. Happy Mother's Day.
Oh, I got you a card. Try to let her read it first
this time, will you? Oh.
Did I miss something? No.
Just read it. Oh hey Darman Bam.
And yeah, we don't get to see what the card is, but there's

(01:19:26):
Darman as a fucking Starbucks barista.
Brother gets step sister and stepmom pregnant both, both of
them. That is going to be a lot of
child support. Wow Kelly, you're so gorgeous.
One day you'll be mine. Wow, Kelly.
Based off the title of this video, I'm immediately
concerned. Crossing my fingers and hoping

(01:19:47):
this is just some celebrity in this Darman universe, but I have
a feeling it might just be his step sister.
See what you've been up to on your fans, only you picked the
wrong house. Hey big smoke chill chill damn.
What are you doing, Brian? Whoa, chill, chill.

(01:20:08):
I was. I was just on the the Motion AI
website. You know where you can turn your
ideas into visual stories in like 5 minutes?
Is this a fucking product placement?
I'm your sister, you sicko. OK bro what?
What is this? What am I watching right now?
Step. Sister OK, I was just

(01:20:28):
researching storylines, you know, like creative writing for
content. For $0.99 every six months you
are my lowest tier SOB. I'm convinced that the writers
for this channel sit at a boardroom and just pass the
crack pipe around in a circle. She starts complaining.
Oh, you're my lowest tier subscriber, $0.99 every six
weeks, but he shouldn't even be your subscriber.

(01:20:51):
Like, can we talk about that instead?
Would you rather him be your highest tier subscriber?
I feel like that's a little bit worse.
That's. Not creative, That's pathetic.
You work at McDonald's for crying out loud.
You smell like Friar Grease and Broken Dream.
Hey, I make like 20 bucks an hour now.
That's like professional money, OK.
Oh sure, in a video game. OK, Samir.

(01:21:13):
Really. Why is he going to diss on the
McDonald's grind? I'm so much better than
everybody else. I make life lesson videos.
Fuck McDonald's workers is. Everything all right right out
here? I heard yelling.
This is actual torture. I can't do this bro he was
yapping about him being patheticbut what about this pathetic ass
acting that's. Not creative, That's pathetic.

(01:21:33):
Acting. That's the real problem here.
I heard yelling, he was gawking at my fans only like a total
creep and he tried to cover it up with this random AI video,
no? I swear, look, I was using the
Motion AI website. I was going to make a love.
Story OK, I'm starting to think that Samir fucking owns this

(01:21:53):
website at this point because this feels like an ad at this
point. And if so, where's the
disclaimer on the video that this is an ad?
Huh. Oh yeah, so you can make a love
story about falling in love withyour own step sister.
You're such a sicko, cream. You know she's dissing but the
title of the video is brother gets step sister and step mom
pregnant. So seems like the stepbrother

(01:22:16):
has the last laugh. OK, that's enough.
Both of you. I can't.
This is beyond weird. This is beyond weird.
Your acting career is beyond repair.
Pack it up. He's so delusional it's scary.

(01:22:41):
Son, it's OK, whenever I was a wee lad I was also into my step
sister. Like is that what she's about to
say? What is up with the sentimental
music are. You all right, sweetheart?
Yeah, I just wanted her to notice me, that's all.
You know, you really remind me of your father.
Wait, really? A younger version, and to be

(01:23:03):
honest, a hotter one too. Bro OK I'm starting to see what
Samir Bhavani is. This dude's videos are basically
just the intros to orange and black videos.
Thanks. Kelly could use a guy like you.
She's always bringing around these random guys, guys who only
care about themselves, but not you.

(01:23:23):
You're different. You actually care.
You've got heart. You got the heart, but you ain't
got the tools no more. Now forget it.
Yeah, but she doesn't care aboutheart.
She wants money and fame and guys who Dr. Teslas and don't
smell like Mcnuggets. Love can impress her way more
than money ever could. Trust me, girls, remember how

(01:23:46):
someone makes them feel, not just what's in their wallet.
Please tell me why the mom is giving dating advice for her
daughter to her stepson I. Don't know.
I feel like if I had money, realmoney, and I'd have power.
With power comes great responsibility.
What? Brian, with power comes great

(01:24:07):
responsibility and money. That's not everything, not to
everyone, especially people thatknow what real love feels like.
Wait, are you saying you're OK with me liking Kelly?
Well, you're not blood. And to be honest, if it were up
to me, I'd want her with SomeoneLike You.
Someone kind. Someone that I could actually
trust. Wow, I never thought someone

(01:24:29):
would actually say that out loud.
I've seriously always wondered this for all these Dharman clone
channels, where on earth do theyfind these actors to play these
roles? And why do the actors accept
these roles? I mean to be fair, they're all
pretty shit at acting to Maybe they're like delusional and
think that this is going to be their big break is being in a
Samir fucking Dharman clone video.
But like imagine one of these actors trying to get into

(01:24:51):
Hollywood. They're like out of Netflix
audition. Their judges are going over the
resume and they're like oh so you were the stepmom in brother
gets step sister and stepmom pregnant video on YouTube.
Quite the powerful resume there.Like I feel like this shit hurts
your career more than helps it. Well, maybe it's time somebody
did. You should go for it.
What are you waiting? For.

(01:25:12):
She needs someone who actually sees hurt, not just for her body
or her banking, just. Do it.
Thanks please. Tell me why we have the most
like motivational, uplifting music in the background of this
conversation. Hey stepson, I think it would be
a great idea if you married my daughter for.
Her, Bobby or. Her bank account.

(01:25:32):
Thanks for not judging me. Oh, I still think you're a
little crazy, but maybe the right kind of crazy.
But that's like the most deviouslook ever.
Look at this dude. He sure as hell looks crazy.
Dude looks absolutely psycho. And don't worry, your father
won't hear about this. He's probably too busy playing
pretend CEO in some hotel lobby.I'm going to fart my gun crush.

(01:25:58):
I have to. I'm going to win her with.
Love, is that a fucking SUNO AI song in the background?
If this video couldn't get any worse.
AI music in the background. You can't be serious, dude.
OK, I got this. Don't vote it now.
Link in the description. Kelly, I know we're not related

(01:26:19):
by blood, but I've always felt that there's something between
us. You're smart and beautiful.
And I really think that we could.
No, that's that's too desperate.Try again.
Kelly, I like you. Like, I really like you.

(01:26:42):
And not just because of the way you look, but because you really
matter to me. Yeah, there it is.
Hold that pose. Now smack it a little.
Perfect for the thumbnail. OK bro like this can't be real.
I refuse to believe it. What is this shit?
Tyrone, you're so nasty. This one's going to go viral for

(01:27:07):
sure. Tyrone, She's filming a new fans
only video with Tyrone. That sound to fucking jump off a
bridge in Minecraft day. So guys, we did it.
You can't. You can't sleep with your step
sister. This is the worst day ever.
Anyways, the video then turns into an ad for some AI slop app.

(01:27:29):
See how it is in the heart. Of a bustling metropolis, a
young man named Alex lived with his beautiful roommate, Lana.
Alex, relentlessly cheerful and somewhat scatterbrained, worked
at the local McDonald's. And.

(01:27:52):
Then he like posts the AI video and gets 25 million views and
then keeps making more AI videosand eventually makes 350 grand
in a week. He says off of this app and it's
all an advertisement for this shitty motion AI app which like
I couldn't recommend less. The videos look like shit that
they show. Like them showing what the app

(01:28:14):
actually does makes me not want to install it rather than want
to install it anyways. Check out what happens after he
makes 350 grand off of AI Slop. Why are you looking like someone
just stole your ring light? I'm fine.

(01:28:35):
I don't know. You've got that, can't move out
yet. Energy.
OK bro I I know we just started the clip but I'm starting to
tell her this script is written from an AI for the video because
that right there sounds like something Chachi BT would say.
Whenever you're like talk like aGen.
Z or Chachi BT, I got you. I'll give you that Chachi BT
Gen. Z energy.
Well, you know, it's been two months and my subscribers have

(01:28:59):
plateaued. My expenses have gone up.
Is somebody winning a slot machine in the background?
I know I keep bringing up the music, but it's all I could
listen to. It's so distracting.
It sounds like somebody hit a jackpot at the casino in the
background. Just haven't been able to move
out. You know what?
Here, let me help you out, Princess.

(01:29:23):
What? Big Brian D contributed $10,000?
What? No, you're not Big Brian D, No
way. But how did you even get this
money? How could this happen?
I posted AI slop content. Is this your life savings?

(01:29:45):
No. That's just my ad revenue from
today. I've made more this week than
you've made all year. Are you just doing this to
impress me? I mean partially.
I also just wanted to help you out.
Maybe we grab a drink and talk about it some more up in your

(01:30:08):
bedroom. Yeah, sounds good.
I would like that. Interesting.
So once he has money, you're allabout him.
Anything she go digging but she ain't messing with no broke.
This says a lot about society. I'm really wondering what the
life lesson of this video is going to be by the end of it.
We're getting close to the end. Any guesses?
Leave them in the comments below.

(01:30:29):
I'm willing to bet it's like youcould always just marry your
step sister if you're lonely. She's my sister.
Nice. Life lessons with Samir Bhavani.

(01:31:01):
And why is the mom just like, creeping in on them?
You go daughter, you smash my stepson.
Like what the fuck? What?
No way. Mom, you're pregnant.

(01:31:30):
Whoa, what? Yes I am, but I always thought
that you couldn't have a baby. So wait, you and dad are
actually having a baby now? It's going to be so weird.
It's not your father's. Your mom's a hoe.
It's not your father's, it's Brian.

(01:31:55):
What the? Fuck.
Wait. What, Like that's actually
insane. What's the father going to say?
Imagine being a father and your son got your wife prayed.
Why is that even something we have to imagine?
But yeah, I think that would sting a little bit.
Being the father, huh? You slept with my boyfriend.
I don't even know she could still get pregnant.
Oh yeah that makes it OK. Not like sleeping with either of

(01:32:17):
them was OK in the 1st place, but there's just so much wrong
with every single sentence that they're saying here.
His step sister going mom why did you sleep with my boyfriend
and the boyfriend being her stepbrother?
Like what is going on bro? I thought we were just.
You absolute trash. Absolute trash I'm.
The trash man. Whoa, that was some great

(01:32:39):
acting. She really sounded angry.
Absolute trash. Every Oscar in the world.
Pile it up into a big ball and throw it at her right now.
You got us both pregnant. What?
You're pregnant too? Yeah, you used us both.
This is the craziest video on YouTube.
Wow, everybody's fucking pregnant.

(01:32:59):
Guess what guys? I'm willing to bet that he is
also pregnant and so is the father.
They're going to have four babies at once at the same time.
We are a good Christian household with good Christian
values. Brian ends up having to work and
raise both children while both Kelly and Missus Burgers go on
shopping sprees. Kelly suddenly decides she wants

(01:33:21):
to get a full time job, using itas an excuse to become an
absentee parent, refusing to involve herself in her
children's day-to-day lives. She expects Brian to pay all the
bills, send both kids to school,cover all childcare costs, and
basically do everything while she just works, states different
boyfriends, and continues livingoff Brian's.

(01:33:42):
Jesus dude, Brian has it rough. Seriously, what's he getting at
here? Is it going to be like?
Remember kids, don't get both your step sister and your
stepmom pregnant at the same time or else everything might
just crumble in your life. She only feeds the children when
the food is provided by Brian. If she ever has to spend even
$20 on a meal, she shames and yells at him for being

(01:34:03):
irresponsible. Meanwhile, the mother Facetimes
him during spa days, asking for more.
Cash. And reminds him how love and
luxury go hand in hand. Brian learns a painful but
important lesson. With great power comes great
responsibility. And the Motion AI app is great
power. So please use it responsibly.
And if you sign up now, you'll get 100 free credits to make

(01:34:26):
your next viral video. Just don't sleep with your
stepmom OK bro fuck this guy Samir Bhavani.
This video sucked. It was all just this chill for
this stupid motion AI app that sucks This video sucked
everything about it sucked the mom and step sister sucked.
If you guys enjoyed my video, like the video after that, scoot

(01:34:48):
on over, hit the subscribe button, click this video right
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Join the channel if you want your name up on the screen just
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and a yeah, bye on Morrow's Teachings is back.
They have returned. Dirty Mexican.
Cute thugs are all the same. You're telling me if I didn't
look in this car right now, I wouldn't find a bunch of guns?

(01:35:10):
If you do not know who Tomorrow's Teachings is, it's a
Darman clone, but everything is very offensive that that's what
Tomorrow's Teachings is. We're going to watch their new
video titled Karen Bullies Special Needs Kid.
You won't believe what happens next.
Wow, you know this, this looks like quite the exciting video.
I just can't wait to see what happens next, guys.

(01:35:31):
Anyways, let's begin coming up on tomorrow's teachings.
Hi, Mrs. Davis. What?
Is wrong with that boy? Is he on drugs?
Been some kind of seizure. Has she never heard of
stuttering in her her, her, her,her life?
Wow, you're. Being cruel and ignorant.
You mocked me. You called me a freak.
I don't know what to do anymore,everybody hates me.

(01:35:55):
I will say guys, as an avid tomorrow's teachings watcher,
AKA I've made like 100 videos onthem.
These are some new actors here. We got some new characters
joining the team. Never seen any of these people
before. Hopefully they're amazing actors
and actresses. Tyler, did you finish this
college applications like I demanded?
OK, you're like literally the worst actress I've ever seen.
Can you even say a cohesive sentence Did?

(01:36:16):
You finish this college application.
Every last brain cell in her brain was trying to remember
that singular line, her opening line.
May I add. You can tell she was quite
nervous. Almost done, mom.
She didn't finish this personal statement.
Well hurry up. No son of mine is going to send
some Community College like a failure.
I didn't spend money on those private tutors for nothing, hey.
Buddy, really, college ain't that bad, all right?
You know, I went for a week and then I fucking left and became a

(01:36:39):
YouTube. Who's that?
I specifically said no friends over until you've been accepted
to Harvard. That's a little extreme.
That's my friend Max. He's my science project partner.
He's really smart. Hi, Misses Davis.
Thank you for having me. Did.
You just make a noise at me. You're like 50 years old, you

(01:37:01):
never heard anybody stutter in your life.
Like how am I supposed to believe this concept?
Unbelievable, mom. Wait, he just started to.
Did you hear that? Mom?
Mom. Excuse me, son, are you making
noise? Is that me?
This is Max. He's my project partner.
Nice to meet you. OK.

(01:37:22):
Bro yo twitch your jaw as you'reexamining your.
Eyes nice to meet you. There you go.
There you go. Like what is he doing with his
eyes? Tyler Kitchen.
Now what is wrong with that boy?Is he on drugs?
Had some kind of seizure. Mom, no.

(01:37:44):
He has Tourette's syndrome. He can't help the ticks.
Is that even Tourette's? No, stuttering is not a form of
Tourette's syndrome. OK bro.
Is he on drugs? Had some kind of seizure.
Mom, no. He has Tourette's syndrome.
He can't help the ticks. Tourette's.
You bring someone with a mental disorder into my perfect home.

(01:38:04):
What were the neighbors things? It's a neurological condition,
Neurological, neurological, neurological condition.
It's not a violent disorder. Like, what's it to this mom?
If he brought like a friend overwho's like autistic?
Is she going to be like, you're trying to bring an autistic
person to this house? You can see her yelling and
striking her. Son, does she think that it's
fucking contagious or what? Like imagine he brought like

(01:38:25):
someone with Down syndrome over to his house.
Actually, he can't come in because he's autistic and you're
going to catch autism from him. He's.
Brilliant. I don't care if he's Einstein,
he's clearly defective. OK, she's actually such a
terrible actress. Like, I'm sorry, I don't mean to
diss her. No disrespect.
Like, you can tell right there she's sitting here waiting to
say her next line. And then he like, keeps talking.

(01:38:47):
She's like, oh shit, it's not mytime yet.
Like do some studying before youhop on the Tomorrow's Teaching
YouTube channel. OK, now they have high
standards. You gotta lock the fucking.
I don't want someone in my home like that making weird noises
and movements. Mom, he's my friend.
You're being cool. Friend.
How can be friends with someone like that?
He's contagious. Wait, how did I predict that

(01:39:09):
though? That she's literally saying that
stuttering is fucking contagious.
I wonder if it works through video too.
Like if I I, I, I, I I I, I, I, I, it's not.
Contagious. Well, I don't want him in my
house, period. OK bro.

(01:39:34):
I can leave the, the the there'sthere's no problem, yeah.
Get the fuck out of here. Buddy, there's there's no
problem. Yes, that would be best.
My son needs to focus on his future, not invest on some
special needs case. Mom, stop.
Do you need me to call someone to take you home?
And the Oscar goes to. Do you need me to call someone

(01:39:58):
to take you home? I can drive myself, misses
Davis. Is it people like you drive that
can't be safe? It's a speech impediment, like
what are you talking about? What?
Mom, that's enough. I'll go.
Sorry about that. Just don't make the noise on

(01:40:20):
your way out. How can you be so horrible?
I was trying to protect you. That boy's seriously disturbed.
What if he has an episode and hurts you?
Stuttering, by the way, we're we're talking about stuttering.
The mom sees a stuttering man, says I'm just trying to protect
you. You can't hang out with him.
He might fucking kill you, Loki.Also, maybe she's just fucking

(01:40:40):
racist. That could also be it.
It's Tourette's syndrome. It's not a violent disorder.
It's not Tourette's syndrome. He's the smartest person I know.
With those twitches of movements, please, you'll never
succeed in the real world. People like that will end up
bagging groceries if he's lucky.You'll know anything about him.

(01:41:00):
Oh really? What do you do with your life?
I'm sure it's not much better than bagging groceries next day.
Why is it like so fucking dramatic?
Tyler's busy. No, I'm not, Max, Come on in.

(01:41:25):
Tyler, I'm going to my book club, try not to catch anything
while I'm gone. I'm so sorry about my.
I mean this is just annoying at this point.
Try not to catch the the stutters.
OK, mom, just go to your fuckingbook club.
I'm so sorry about my mom. It's OK, I'm used to it.

(01:41:49):
Wait, actually you know that onecomedian that like stutters?
His name is like Drew something.I just never mentioned my
stutter. So when someone tells me I do, I
react like I didn't know. Do you think every single person
who goes to his comedy shows, which is like hundreds if not
thousands of people, I mean, sometimes he sells out whole,

(01:42:11):
entire auditoriums. Are they all catching these
special needs that he has, whichis stuttering?
Which by the way, I don't even know if we consider that special
needs. I mean, it's a disability in
some way, but it doesn't lower your IQ or anything.
Still here? Who's that?
That's Tyler's special project. Boys got issues.

(01:42:32):
Special project is crazy. Oh yeah, that's my son's special
project. Makes it sound like he's going
to like fucking dissect him, buthe hasn't even said a word yet.
How would they know that there'sanything wrong with him?
What's? Wrong with them.
He's got some kind of condition that makes him weird noises and
movements. He told Tyler not to bring him
here, but he doesn't listen. When did he make a single

(01:42:52):
movement? This dude literally just can't
say a sentence without stuttering.
That's literally it. Wow, stop.
It I should? Go Yes, you probably should.
That's it. Hey, that's fucked up.
Next, you're not going anywhere.One, you're being cruel and

(01:43:13):
ignorant. Number one, you're being cruel
and ignorant #2 you look like poo.
He only talked to his mother. That's a bad influence from
being around abnormal people. Karen, maybe we should
reschedule? Of course that's her name.
Fucking Karen. How surprising.
No, stay. I want you all to see what I'm

(01:43:34):
dealing with. Go ahead, make your twitchy
dance show everybody. Twitchy dance.
Yeah, do do the twitchy dance. Missus Davis, I understand that
you're uncomfortable around me. Many people are when they don't
understand Tourette's. But making fun of me won't OK.

(01:43:58):
The fact that they're really trying to say this is
Tourette's, like that's what they're going with in this
fucking video. Again, fuck off.
Sorry. Hey, fuck off when you're in
Johnny Davidson. That actually helped at all.
Fuck off music Chopper died these pubes ginger.

(01:44:20):
With Tourette's you'd stutter sometimes, but no, it's like
whenever you like, yell out random shit you'd like, have
little movements and stuff. This guy's not moving, he's
literally just fucking stuttering.
But making fun of me won't make your discomfort go away.
Oh, so now he's a philosopher too?
Is she filming Kim? Max, I'm so sorry, it's not

(01:44:41):
your. See who's going to take them
seriously. That's enough Karen.
You are being horrible. Karen, you're being a fucking
Karen. Surprising.
Shocking, really. I agree this is.
Cruel. What I'm just saying what
everyone's thinking. No, you're not.
I'm just saying this video better end with Karen getting
your head bashed in with a fucking rock and then she

(01:45:03):
becomes rain dead and has to deal with it.
It would be deserved OK. You're being a bully to a
teenager. Fine, go take the side of the
freak. He's not a freak.
What is wrong with you? Karen's cruelty was costing her.
More so than she realized. Thanks, narrator.

(01:45:24):
Good evening. I'm Doctor James Reynolds.
I'm looking for Max Chin and Tyler Davis.
Tyler, someone's here for you. Doctor Reynolds, what are you
doing here? I wanted to deliver to Newton
personally your quantum computing project.
He literally looks younger than him.
Like you cannot tell me this is a fucking doctor.

(01:45:45):
Quantum Computing Project has won the National Science
Foundation prize, The youngest team ever win.
Wow, wow. Prize.
What prize? The Breakthrough Junior
Challenge. They come with a $250,000
college scholarship and it's to be broken up between the teams.

(01:46:06):
It also comes with $100,000 lab upgrade for their mentor.
Like this if you cry every time.Well, I'm so proud.
I'm so proud of George. Let's go, George.
He's going to fucking Harvard. Oh, but the video is only
halfway through, so something bad is about to happen, I'm

(01:46:29):
guessing. And you want to know?
But I'll guess that it is. I'm going to assume George here
catches the stuttering. $50,000.Yes, and I'd like to offer both
Max and Tyler paid internships to my quantum research facility.
Did he even like finish a project or anything?
I thought that they were like just starting this project
whenever this guy came over and like that's what they were

(01:46:51):
working on. What do you mean they already
submitted a whole project? Both got fucking fully paid
scholarships out of nowhere. Sounds to me like this whole
entire video is written with AI and the AI is just fucking
hallucinating. That is wonderful, but I'm so
proud of them both. Wow, she really seems proud Wow,
that's so wonderful. I'm so proud of all of you like
at least sell it. At least fucking sell it.

(01:47:14):
Tomorrow's teachings get me on this fucking show right now.
Your. Theoretical framework was
particularly impressive. Max A show remarkable insight.
Max is so wonderful, we just love having them here.
Mom, she just called him a freakyesterday.
OK buddy, maybe wait until afteryou get your scholarship and

(01:47:34):
after all that's wait for your the fucking door to close this
guy to go away before you start shit talking your mom in front
of the guy who's about to give you what was it 1/4 of
$1,000,000 for a scholarship? Tyler, what a terrible joke.
A freak because of his threats. No, I meant I would never.
I didn't understand. I see.

(01:47:59):
You too. Yes, Miss Davis, I've had
Tourette syndromes in childhood.Doesn't really seem like it's, I
mean, I don't want to throw tomorrow's teachings under the
bus. Maybe they had a real
neuroscientist come in here and tell them how to write their
scripts and stuff. But I, I mean, he just went like
the whole entire conversation being completely fine.
Then the second they mentioned Tourette's, he's like, no, wait,
this is, this is going to be offensive.

(01:48:20):
I don't mean to be offensive, bythe way.
Maybe this wasn't the right episode to choose.
That had to stop me from earning2 PhDs, winning the National
Medal of Science, or managing a $500 million research budget.
OK you know what, maybe you're like a child prodigy, You
graduated college early and stuff, but bro, you look like
you're maybe 20 at the most. You did not do all that shit

(01:48:42):
yet. Bullshit.
You were a ceremony the next week.
I hope you'll both attend. Good evening, Miss Davis.
Did you just blow him a fucking?Kiss Good evening Miss Davis.
How can you be so 2 faced? I didn't know he was so
important. That's even worse.

(01:49:04):
You only respect people if they have money or status.
Disgusting. And what a great lesson from
tomorrow's teachings. You only respect people whenever
they have status. No, you should respect people no
matter what, no matter if they're homeless or if they're
millionaires. Thank you tomorrow's teachings.
I can now live my life with thisamazing knowledge.

(01:49:27):
Go no Max, you shouldn't. Max wait look, I'm sorry if I've
been unsupportive before. You mocked me, called me a freak
and made intimidated my stutter.I was concerned.
I mean, I didn't. Understand.
Just stop. You've done enough damage.
Karen was beginning to learn theconsequences of her actions.

(01:49:49):
What are even the consequences? I'm confused.
Like, they're still getting the scholarship.
Did I miss something? I feel like he was just like, I
hope to see you guys at the ceremony.
She just has to feel bad that she said something bad about the
dude who gave the scholarship. It's not that big of a
consequence. Like I said, I, I kind of want
her to, you know, maybe end up in a wheelchair.

(01:50:10):
I have crippling depression. Maybe I will be consequential.
Eventually, word spread online. That was a really weird cut the
second I said wheelchair on pause that she like teleports
into a fucking couch sitting down.
For a split second I actually thought it was a wheelchair and
I was going to freak the fuck out because that would mean I'm
like some psychic being, but no,it's just a couch.
Little by little, her friends and colleagues distance

(01:50:32):
themselves from her, even losingaccess to her beloved book and
Country Club. Tyler, where have you been?
Staying at dads? I've been staying away from you,
mom, because you're fucking OK. I'm sorry.
I just just cut that out. Let me redo that.
I've been staying away from you because you are special needs
mom. Can be around you after what she

(01:50:55):
did. He already knew what she did and
still stayed around her. So you're telling me it took her
getting outed online and to her like community as being an
ableist for you to leave her house?
You wouldn't leave whenever you first saw that that was a thing.
Everyone's turned against me, the Country Club suspending me,
my friends won't talk to me. I mean action has actions have

(01:51:16):
consequences. I didn't know you've connected
to someone important. That's the problem.
You shouldn't need anyone to be.It's important for you to treat
them with basic human dignity. I don't know what to do anymore,
everybody hates me. Maybe now you understand how Max
feels when someone judges him for something he cannot control.

(01:51:37):
Sometimes we need to walk in another person's shoes to
understand their journey. OK, I'm sorry, it's like
something weird going to happen because isn't that the whole
entire tomorrow teachings like spiel like shocking.
I mean I get we still have like a minute or so left, but this
just seems like the most ordinary like life lesson video

(01:51:57):
so far. Like it's kind of uncanny just
because my expectations for thischannel are like absolutely out
rolled. The just seems like standard as
fuck. Max.
Tyler forgot his notes. I had to pick them up.
Max, I want to apologize. What I did was unacceptable.
Yes, it was. I want to do better, I just

(01:52:20):
don't know how. Education is the start.
Understanding instead of judging.
Would you help me understand? You want to learn about
Tourette's? Yes.
Honestly, you got to stop talking to him or else you're
going to catch his stutter, OK? I mean, you said it's you're,
you're having quite the long conversation with him here.

(01:52:43):
I want to know what you go through.
And so Karen learned to open herheart and overcame her
prejudices. Thank you all for coming today a
month ago. Was she addicted to fucking
heroin or like what is this? Is this an intervention?
I was ignorant and cruel about something I knew nothing about,
and I heard someone who didn't deserve it.

(01:53:04):
I've learned that our differences do not define us,
Our actions do, and I'm committed on doing better.
I'm proud of you. I still have a lot to learn.
We all do. You know what, she's just mad
because she got caught, because you know she said it to the
wrong person. She would have went her whole
entire life saying this shit to anybody and now she's doing this

(01:53:26):
little intervention group meeting in her living room just
because she's caught. Now she feels all guilty.
What? Fuck you Karen, one year later.
Congratulations. I'm so proud of both of you.
Yeah, obviously you work for twowrestle winners.
I've been remarkable, Karen. It's the least I can do.

(01:53:47):
Max has taught me about true character.
It's not about how we look or speak, but it's how we treat
each other. And you taught me that people
can change when they open up their hearts.
And yeah, those two, Karen and the other dude with Tourette's,

(01:54:09):
Tourette's with the stutter, they get married and have a huge
family of over 23 children. And all of the children stutter
and the mom kicks them out of the house.
You know, like, where is that? Where's that part of this story?
The video just ends right there.This was not a Tomorrow's
Teachings video. This was like a Darman light,
like Darman on free trial. Darman from fucking Target.

(01:54:30):
What was this? Tomorrow's Teachings?
What's going on? Where's the crazy shit I'm
feeding anyways? Guys, please rise for your
anthem.

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