September 24, 2025 • 8 mins
LankyBox Is Worse Than Ever… - Hello People, welcome back! Today we take another unfortunate look at LankyBox. They recently passed 40 million subscribers and are now one of the most subscribed YouTubers in the world, but why? Is there content even remotely watchable?? Let's watch this cringe lol.Enjoy! :)
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(00:00):
Hello people, welcome back. So Lanky Box has hit 40 million
subscribers, and honestly, it's probably because they're posting
just a ridiculous amount of videos every single day.
And as you guys know, with that many uploads, there's no way
they're keeping up with the quality, which to be honest,
they never have. I don't think quality was ever a
part of the Lanky Box brand to begin with.
(00:22):
Point is, their content is goingto just get worse and worse and
the more that they post, and we're about to see the effects
of that because today we're going to watch some of their
news, the shorts, and see exactly what kind of content it
takes to rack up a whopping 40 million subscribers on YouTube.
Anyways, let's begin the video. Like bro, how is this even
(00:46):
considered a video? There's no way this shit is any
longer than 3 seconds. Like I feel like I didn't even
watch anything. And why does this little shit
laugh at the end like what in this short is even remotely
humorous? T Rex, I'm gonna eat you.
Foxy, Foxy. Oh, your roars like be Gazilla
(01:09):
skull emoji times 3. Then there's a little read more.
You click that, it says Foxy Adam Justin Foxy subscribe.
And like, that has to be the biggest bot comments I've ever
seen, No? No, no.
Wow dude you you guys are just absolutely ungrateful.
Like are you serious right now? 10 million Subs isn't good
enough for you? Like what, 0 Subs now?
(01:29):
100,000 Subs? Disgusting. 10 million Subs?
Absolutely not. They need 10 billion Subs but
honestly once they get there that won't even be enough for
them. We need a Lanky Box Galaxy at
the very least. The fact that Lanky Box is even
remotely close to 50 million Subs, it's just a fucking joke
(01:52):
to be honest with you guys. Like one of the most subscribed
channels on YouTube are these two grown men who, like dance
around with plushies, talk like somebody hit them in the head
with a baseball bat 30 times. By the way, this is not
accurate. They're at 40.5 million
subscribers right now. So either they've lost millions
of subscribers or this is fake, which I mean, this is a trend
(02:13):
and pretty much everyone who follows it fakes it.
It's a way to get a stupid amount of subscribers.
And of course, first free subscribers.
Lanky Box is lining right up. First people in line.
Let's. Go, we need one more.
Please subscribe. No, I'm not going to subscribe
to a channel who won't even be grateful that I subscribe
(02:35):
because once you hit 50 million subscribers, I already know
we're going to get a short that's like 50 million
subscribers. You know I need 100 million and
so on and so forth. Greedy ass channel.
Let's. Go.
You know it's a banger lanky boxshort whenever it starts off
with shameless advertising like look at this you eat our
gummies, you turn old buff and strong like I don't think that's
(02:57):
true. I think if you eat too many
lanky box gummies, they'll get type 73 diabetes like what am I
even watching right now bro we have animated mukbangs now.
Doesn't that like defeat the whole purpose of it?
I'm. So excited.
(03:18):
Hell no. I don't want to cheer up Foxy.
Are you serious Right now? I'm leaving a dislike.
What? That's what was supposed to
cheer up Foxy. You shoved the toothbrush
without consent into his mouth and brushed his teeth.
I'm sure that he's just thrilledthat that happened.
Yeah, who would in love a toothbrush just being jammed
down their throats? Wow.
(03:43):
I'm I'm really glad that I just spent some time watching that
video. Truly, there's nothing better
I've could have possibly been doing than watching that.
That was amazing, incredible stuff.
Somebody help me, help me guys, it's been a year and we're still
doing this shit. ANYWAYS, this next video I
picked out because I always get comments on my Lanky box videos
that are like, yeah, you know, Lanky Box sucks, but I still
(04:03):
really enjoyed their zero budgetstuff.
Their zero budget stuff is just some of the cream of the crop,
the best stuff ever. Well, let's be the judge of
that. Let's see if there's zero budget
content is truly that good. Well for starters, instead of
holding a staff or whatever, he's holding a plushie.
You know you got to love the lengthy box marketing getting
shoved in your face right at thestart here.
(04:24):
Like 1st frame already. I'm going to say it's not that
good, but I'll still give it a fair chance.
You're supposed to take the chicken, not eat it.
Wow, guys, this is really tickling my funny bone.
This is not funny like remotely like dude number one, why is he
(04:48):
like in this stance movement like that?
He looks like a creature and then like what?
What even is this skit? It was just a Roblox character
taking chicken. We're really doing all of this
for that. Like, I don't know man.
About it right here. I guess Adam's brownie hit him
or something because now he's doing this shit where he just
laughs uncontrollably for no reason.
(05:10):
You know, he just does it. He just laughs, can't stop
laughing. Eventually you're like, what is
he even laughing at? But don't worry because he'll
he'll just keep laughing once you have that question.
That was just fucking disturbing.
(05:31):
Never do that again. What?
Was that you? That one?
OK, let me try again. Let me try again.
That's what Adam does to justice.
Sorry for putting that image in anybody's head, including mine.
I'm sorry. Me.
(05:52):
Oh, yeah, yeah. He about to go crazy for the
gravy. He about to go crazy for the
gravy. No, I'm not.
No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
Yeah I'm sorry whoever commentedthat the zero budget stuff is
like remotely good. I think the comments said like
(06:14):
their zero budget stuff is so funny but their other stuff
sucks. You must be a crackhead or
something because like you enjoythis shit.
There's no way you enjoy this shit.
I'm sorry you have no taste. Tag a friend.
Yeah, if a friend tagged me in this video, number one, that's
not my friend anymore #2 I'm inviting him on a skydiving
(06:38):
trip, and right as we're about to jump, I will be stealing his
parachute and then kicking him out of the airplane.
In Minecraft, of course. Guys in Minecraft.
Come on. So this might just seem like
(07:01):
some stupid unboxing video, but the music in the background, I
don't know if this is like exclusive for the Shore or if
this is actually just a song that they released, but it is
just a direct copy of Nick Bean's Wi-Fi wifey song from
like 2016. Do you double?
Tap like me. When I'm on the road, you can
guide me you my. Wi-Fi Wifey.
(07:25):
But they just made it about their toys.
Like unreal. You cannot do that to Wi-Fi.
Wifey bro you my. Wi-Fi.
Wi-Fi absolutely ruined the song.
This is a fucking disgrace. You did Nick beam dirty.
You did the world dirty by releasing this trash ass song.
How dare it exist. I hate to say it but Lanky box
has only gotten worse. Like dude how is it even
(07:47):
possible? Anyways guys thank you so much
for watching. If you enjoyed my video, like my
video then scoot on over and hitthat subscribe button.
Click this right here to watch more.
I know you want to watch more 'cause you made it till the end
of my video so you must have enjoyed.
Do not forget you got the limited Christmas drop at
keyboy.com. You got to place your orders by
the end of November to get it intime for Christmas.
Otherwise it might just show up late.
(08:08):
So go make the orders before it's too late.
Bye.
Hello people, welcome back. So Lanky Box has hit 40 million
subscribers, and honestly, it's probably because they're posting
just a ridiculous amount of videos every single day.
And as you guys know, with that many uploads, there's no way
they're keeping up with the quality, which to be honest,
they never have. I don't think quality was ever a
part of the Lanky Box brand to begin with.
(00:22):
Point is, their content is goingto just get worse and worse and
the more that they post, and we're about to see the effects
of that because today we're going to watch some of their
news, the shorts, and see exactly what kind of content it
takes to rack up a whopping 40 million subscribers on YouTube.
Anyways, let's begin the video. Like bro, how is this even
(00:46):
considered a video? There's no way this shit is any
longer than 3 seconds. Like I feel like I didn't even
watch anything. And why does this little shit
laugh at the end like what in this short is even remotely
humorous? T Rex, I'm gonna eat you.
Foxy, Foxy. Oh, your roars like be Gazilla
(01:09):
skull emoji times 3. Then there's a little read more.
You click that, it says Foxy Adam Justin Foxy subscribe.
And like, that has to be the biggest bot comments I've ever
seen, No? No, no.
Wow dude you you guys are just absolutely ungrateful.
Like are you serious right now? 10 million Subs isn't good
enough for you? Like what, 0 Subs now?
(01:29):
100,000 Subs? Disgusting. 10 million Subs?
Absolutely not. They need 10 billion Subs but
honestly once they get there that won't even be enough for
them. We need a Lanky Box Galaxy at
the very least. The fact that Lanky Box is even
remotely close to 50 million Subs, it's just a fucking joke
(01:52):
to be honest with you guys. Like one of the most subscribed
channels on YouTube are these two grown men who, like dance
around with plushies, talk like somebody hit them in the head
with a baseball bat 30 times. By the way, this is not
accurate. They're at 40.5 million
subscribers right now. So either they've lost millions
of subscribers or this is fake, which I mean, this is a trend
(02:13):
and pretty much everyone who follows it fakes it.
It's a way to get a stupid amount of subscribers.
And of course, first free subscribers.
Lanky Box is lining right up. First people in line.
Let's. Go, we need one more.
Please subscribe. No, I'm not going to subscribe
to a channel who won't even be grateful that I subscribe
(02:35):
because once you hit 50 million subscribers, I already know
we're going to get a short that's like 50 million
subscribers. You know I need 100 million and
so on and so forth. Greedy ass channel.
Let's. Go.
You know it's a banger lanky boxshort whenever it starts off
with shameless advertising like look at this you eat our
gummies, you turn old buff and strong like I don't think that's
(02:57):
true. I think if you eat too many
lanky box gummies, they'll get type 73 diabetes like what am I
even watching right now bro we have animated mukbangs now.
Doesn't that like defeat the whole purpose of it?
I'm. So excited.
(03:18):
Hell no. I don't want to cheer up Foxy.
Are you serious Right now? I'm leaving a dislike.
What? That's what was supposed to
cheer up Foxy. You shoved the toothbrush
without consent into his mouth and brushed his teeth.
I'm sure that he's just thrilledthat that happened.
Yeah, who would in love a toothbrush just being jammed
down their throats? Wow.
(03:43):
I'm I'm really glad that I just spent some time watching that
video. Truly, there's nothing better
I've could have possibly been doing than watching that.
That was amazing, incredible stuff.
Somebody help me, help me guys, it's been a year and we're still
doing this shit. ANYWAYS, this next video I
picked out because I always get comments on my Lanky box videos
that are like, yeah, you know, Lanky Box sucks, but I still
(04:03):
really enjoyed their zero budgetstuff.
Their zero budget stuff is just some of the cream of the crop,
the best stuff ever. Well, let's be the judge of
that. Let's see if there's zero budget
content is truly that good. Well for starters, instead of
holding a staff or whatever, he's holding a plushie.
You know you got to love the lengthy box marketing getting
shoved in your face right at thestart here.
(04:24):
Like 1st frame already. I'm going to say it's not that
good, but I'll still give it a fair chance.
You're supposed to take the chicken, not eat it.
Wow, guys, this is really tickling my funny bone.
This is not funny like remotely like dude number one, why is he
(04:48):
like in this stance movement like that?
He looks like a creature and then like what?
What even is this skit? It was just a Roblox character
taking chicken. We're really doing all of this
for that. Like, I don't know man.
About it right here. I guess Adam's brownie hit him
or something because now he's doing this shit where he just
laughs uncontrollably for no reason.
(05:10):
You know, he just does it. He just laughs, can't stop
laughing. Eventually you're like, what is
he even laughing at? But don't worry because he'll
he'll just keep laughing once you have that question.
That was just fucking disturbing.
(05:31):
Never do that again. What?
Was that you? That one?
OK, let me try again. Let me try again.
That's what Adam does to justice.
Sorry for putting that image in anybody's head, including mine.
I'm sorry. Me.
(05:52):
Oh, yeah, yeah. He about to go crazy for the
gravy. He about to go crazy for the
gravy. No, I'm not.
No, I'm not. No, I'm not.
Yeah I'm sorry whoever commentedthat the zero budget stuff is
like remotely good. I think the comments said like
(06:14):
their zero budget stuff is so funny but their other stuff
sucks. You must be a crackhead or
something because like you enjoythis shit.
There's no way you enjoy this shit.
I'm sorry you have no taste. Tag a friend.
Yeah, if a friend tagged me in this video, number one, that's
not my friend anymore #2 I'm inviting him on a skydiving
(06:38):
trip, and right as we're about to jump, I will be stealing his
parachute and then kicking him out of the airplane.
In Minecraft, of course. Guys in Minecraft.
Come on. So this might just seem like
(07:01):
some stupid unboxing video, but the music in the background, I
don't know if this is like exclusive for the Shore or if
this is actually just a song that they released, but it is
just a direct copy of Nick Bean's Wi-Fi wifey song from
like 2016. Do you double?
Tap like me. When I'm on the road, you can
guide me you my. Wi-Fi Wifey.
(07:25):
But they just made it about their toys.
Like unreal. You cannot do that to Wi-Fi.
Wifey bro you my. Wi-Fi.
Wi-Fi absolutely ruined the song.
This is a fucking disgrace. You did Nick beam dirty.
You did the world dirty by releasing this trash ass song.
How dare it exist. I hate to say it but Lanky box
has only gotten worse. Like dude how is it even
(07:47):
possible? Anyways guys thank you so much
for watching. If you enjoyed my video, like my
video then scoot on over and hitthat subscribe button.
Click this right here to watch more.
I know you want to watch more 'cause you made it till the end
of my video so you must have enjoyed.
Do not forget you got the limited Christmas drop at
keyboy.com. You got to place your orders by
the end of November to get it intime for Christmas.
Otherwise it might just show up late.
(08:08):
So go make the orders before it's too late.
Bye.
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