September 14, 2025 • 8 mins
LankyBox Keeps Getting Worse - Today we take another look at lankybox. Previously we made a video about how lankybox is ruining the youth and also ruining youtube. They are making some awful gen alpha content and tiktoks / youtube shorts. Today we take a closer look at lankybox merchandise and their toys / plushies like foxy and boxy and how they use poppy playtime chapter 3 and the amazing digital circus cain pomni and jax to promote it.
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(00:00):
Hello people, welcome back. Blinky Box has been getting even
worse lately. Previously we took a look at
their channel as a whole and it was, I hate to use the term, but
it was absolutely brain rocks. We also discovered something
pretty interesting. Turns out pretty much everything
on their channel is some sort ofpromo for their toy and plushy
line. Whether it's direct promos,
(00:21):
dedicated videos, or subliminal messaging hidden throughout
their videos or their shorts, it's completely all over their
channel. It's actually caused them to be
one of the highest seller and the toy industry within recent
years. Anyways, with all that, today I
wanted to take a deeper dive into their shorts and
investigate a little bit furtherall of their subliminal
messaging that they're doing allegedly, by the way, don't sue
(00:41):
me. I want this investigation to be
fair for both of us. So I'm going to watch their 10
most recent shorts or we're going to watch it together.
And this is a big number, so I'mreally giving them a chance
here. If there is under 15 of their
plushies or toys shown within those 10 shorts, then I'll say
they are going in the right direction.
It's gotten a little bit better and hey, I'll even subscribe to
them. Yeah, that's right.
(01:02):
I'm putting my YouTube recommendations on the line.
But now if I'm right and we do see more than 15, which would
mean pretty much every short shows one and a good amount
shows more than one. If that happens, then I'm right
and Lanky Box will owe me a Lamborghini.
With that, I think we're ready. Let's look at the first short.
(01:28):
So immediately we already have two figurines from their mystery
box thing, so throw 2 up on the counter.
And then also, this is technically one of their
characters that they sell as a plushie, but we'll only count
that if it's shown as a plushie.And it was.
The actual short itself is making my brain deteriorate each
second that it plays. I mean, this is just something
man. I don't know why the characters
from the amazing Digital Circus are here, but they are.
(01:50):
And also, I just want to say theBunny jacks, he won the toys on
his first try, but they didn't give it to it.
That's messed up. Yeah, this whole short is
basically showing kids, oh, a lanky box golden surprise toy is
the biggest prize you can get. It's what you should seek after.
(02:12):
And of course, it's probably difficult to get the golden
figure. So then kids buy more and more
mystery packages until they finally get one, or they just
never get one and keep wasting money.
It's basically gambling for kids, which I mean, other
companies do it too, but they just promote it so much it's
insane. Anyways, moving on to the second
and short, huh? And yeah that was the whole
(02:43):
second short. It just loops.
I don't even know like what was the point of this video?
I feel like I've watched absolutely nothing.
But hey, hold on a second. I didn't catch any toy promo
there. Nothing.
So they get a pass on this one. Now we're going to #3.
Get ready guys. Amazing.
Come on. Oh, this is confusing.
(03:04):
Yeah, this one might up the tally just a little bit.
I mean, already we got two. I'm guessing each level is going
to be a different one. Looks like we found one of their
dedicated toy shorts. But also like, what is this?
It looks like a mobile game ad, but they aren't promoting a game
or anything. It's just like what?
What is the point of it? I don't get it.
Let's go Wow, this is so cool. How good job.
(03:29):
Yeah, OK here. We go guys.
Do you guys see that good thinking?
It just samples their voices from videos, it sounds like.
Like I don't even think that they showed up to record this
short and say like the three or four little voice lines that
their characters are saying. I feel like it's literally
pulled from their videos. Check this out guys.
(03:50):
Yeah, like the check this out guys tell me that is not just a
snippet from their videos. This one was loaded with the
plushies and the toys. I counted a total of five of
them. Not looking good.
Not looking good. Honestly, I was kind of scared
after that last one didn't show any.
Put five in one. That's wild.
ANYWAYS, on to the 4th. So no plushies in that one but I
(04:21):
am leaving the short with now. Like I I don't even know if I
have any brain cells left after that to be honest that that was
really something that short did something to my brain bro.
Like I'm telling you, I felt it happening and it didn't feel
good. 321.
(04:50):
I mean, what is this? What is even going on?
I have the same question for older shorts.
I feel like my time is just going away but I'm not gaining
anything and I'm losing everything.
I feel like each time one of their shorts plays, once it ends
I just get my memory wiped from the men in black.
It genuinely feels like that. But hey, once again, no
plushies. Yeah, I don't know how I feel
(05:12):
about that. I mean, technically it's a good
thing, but I don't know, I just don't want to subscribe to this
fucking channel. Let's now go to short number
six. Well, right away we have some
plushies. As you can see, they're
disguised in the tree as apples.See what I'm saying?
By subliminal messaging, I mean,I've seen it even worse on their
channel. Maybe we'll see some few
(05:33):
examples, but they're just hiding in plain sight.
(05:56):
Bro I feel like it's just the same shit every short that I'm
going to be saying. All I want to say after watching
that is what did I watch, but I guess it's just going to remain
inexplicable. Anyways.
That sure had two of their toys in it, putting us at 9 promos
total. We need to see six more within
the next three shorts. I honestly don't know if it's
going to happen, but that being said, let's go to short #7
Blanky Box Mystery Merch in the UK.
(06:17):
Well, immediately we have 4. Looks like this is a exclusive
Lanky Box Mystery Merch short, so it's literally a dedicated
merch video. Something tells me we might see
some more here. Hey.
Wow. Boxing.
There's an additional 6, another3, three of their sets.
(06:38):
This is so cool. Add another one to the count
this. Is so cool.
Awesome. Wow, this is so cool.
(07:01):
And there's two different plushies we haven't seen before,
so add another 2. This is the coolest thing I've
ever seen. Here we go.
Then they just go and open up everything that we saw.
This short basically showed every single thing that they
have. I could have counted each
individual toy that they opened up, but to be fair it's all part
(07:21):
of a set. So I just counted each set or
individual toy that I saw, totaling 16 different toys or
plushies in that single short. So in total we have the 16 toys
from that short, then nine from the other ones that we watched
before, totaling 25 plushies or toys being shown to me within 7
shorts. I don't know what happened.
(07:41):
Something just took over my brain.
I almost hit checkout. Good thing I caught myself.
But hey, I don't have to subscribe to Lanky Box, so let's
go. Also, I will be expecting the
Lamborghini to be showing up on my front doorstep.
Lanky Box, you have 48 hours to make it happen.
Chop chop. Anyways, I know you guys want to
see some more from Keed Boy because you watched all the way
to the end of the video S click this video right here up on the
(08:03):
screen. Don't forget I post every other
day at 2:00 PM Eastern Standard Time.
And yeah.
Hello people, welcome back. Blinky Box has been getting even
worse lately. Previously we took a look at
their channel as a whole and it was, I hate to use the term, but
it was absolutely brain rocks. We also discovered something
pretty interesting. Turns out pretty much everything
on their channel is some sort ofpromo for their toy and plushy
line. Whether it's direct promos,
(00:21):
dedicated videos, or subliminal messaging hidden throughout
their videos or their shorts, it's completely all over their
channel. It's actually caused them to be
one of the highest seller and the toy industry within recent
years. Anyways, with all that, today I
wanted to take a deeper dive into their shorts and
investigate a little bit furtherall of their subliminal
messaging that they're doing allegedly, by the way, don't sue
(00:41):
me. I want this investigation to be
fair for both of us. So I'm going to watch their 10
most recent shorts or we're going to watch it together.
And this is a big number, so I'mreally giving them a chance
here. If there is under 15 of their
plushies or toys shown within those 10 shorts, then I'll say
they are going in the right direction.
It's gotten a little bit better and hey, I'll even subscribe to
them. Yeah, that's right.
(01:02):
I'm putting my YouTube recommendations on the line.
But now if I'm right and we do see more than 15, which would
mean pretty much every short shows one and a good amount
shows more than one. If that happens, then I'm right
and Lanky Box will owe me a Lamborghini.
With that, I think we're ready. Let's look at the first short.
(01:28):
So immediately we already have two figurines from their mystery
box thing, so throw 2 up on the counter.
And then also, this is technically one of their
characters that they sell as a plushie, but we'll only count
that if it's shown as a plushie.And it was.
The actual short itself is making my brain deteriorate each
second that it plays. I mean, this is just something
man. I don't know why the characters
from the amazing Digital Circus are here, but they are.
(01:50):
And also, I just want to say theBunny jacks, he won the toys on
his first try, but they didn't give it to it.
That's messed up. Yeah, this whole short is
basically showing kids, oh, a lanky box golden surprise toy is
the biggest prize you can get. It's what you should seek after.
(02:12):
And of course, it's probably difficult to get the golden
figure. So then kids buy more and more
mystery packages until they finally get one, or they just
never get one and keep wasting money.
It's basically gambling for kids, which I mean, other
companies do it too, but they just promote it so much it's
insane. Anyways, moving on to the second
and short, huh? And yeah that was the whole
(02:43):
second short. It just loops.
I don't even know like what was the point of this video?
I feel like I've watched absolutely nothing.
But hey, hold on a second. I didn't catch any toy promo
there. Nothing.
So they get a pass on this one. Now we're going to #3.
Get ready guys. Amazing.
Come on. Oh, this is confusing.
(03:04):
Yeah, this one might up the tally just a little bit.
I mean, already we got two. I'm guessing each level is going
to be a different one. Looks like we found one of their
dedicated toy shorts. But also like, what is this?
It looks like a mobile game ad, but they aren't promoting a game
or anything. It's just like what?
What is the point of it? I don't get it.
Let's go Wow, this is so cool. How good job.
(03:29):
Yeah, OK here. We go guys.
Do you guys see that good thinking?
It just samples their voices from videos, it sounds like.
Like I don't even think that they showed up to record this
short and say like the three or four little voice lines that
their characters are saying. I feel like it's literally
pulled from their videos. Check this out guys.
(03:50):
Yeah, like the check this out guys tell me that is not just a
snippet from their videos. This one was loaded with the
plushies and the toys. I counted a total of five of
them. Not looking good.
Not looking good. Honestly, I was kind of scared
after that last one didn't show any.
Put five in one. That's wild.
ANYWAYS, on to the 4th. So no plushies in that one but I
(04:21):
am leaving the short with now. Like I I don't even know if I
have any brain cells left after that to be honest that that was
really something that short did something to my brain bro.
Like I'm telling you, I felt it happening and it didn't feel
good. 321.
(04:50):
I mean, what is this? What is even going on?
I have the same question for older shorts.
I feel like my time is just going away but I'm not gaining
anything and I'm losing everything.
I feel like each time one of their shorts plays, once it ends
I just get my memory wiped from the men in black.
It genuinely feels like that. But hey, once again, no
plushies. Yeah, I don't know how I feel
(05:12):
about that. I mean, technically it's a good
thing, but I don't know, I just don't want to subscribe to this
fucking channel. Let's now go to short number
six. Well, right away we have some
plushies. As you can see, they're
disguised in the tree as apples.See what I'm saying?
By subliminal messaging, I mean,I've seen it even worse on their
channel. Maybe we'll see some few
(05:33):
examples, but they're just hiding in plain sight.
(05:56):
Bro I feel like it's just the same shit every short that I'm
going to be saying. All I want to say after watching
that is what did I watch, but I guess it's just going to remain
inexplicable. Anyways.
That sure had two of their toys in it, putting us at 9 promos
total. We need to see six more within
the next three shorts. I honestly don't know if it's
going to happen, but that being said, let's go to short #7
Blanky Box Mystery Merch in the UK.
(06:17):
Well, immediately we have 4. Looks like this is a exclusive
Lanky Box Mystery Merch short, so it's literally a dedicated
merch video. Something tells me we might see
some more here. Hey.
Wow. Boxing.
There's an additional 6, another3, three of their sets.
(06:38):
This is so cool. Add another one to the count
this. Is so cool.
Awesome. Wow, this is so cool.
(07:01):
And there's two different plushies we haven't seen before,
so add another 2. This is the coolest thing I've
ever seen. Here we go.
Then they just go and open up everything that we saw.
This short basically showed every single thing that they
have. I could have counted each
individual toy that they opened up, but to be fair it's all part
(07:21):
of a set. So I just counted each set or
individual toy that I saw, totaling 16 different toys or
plushies in that single short. So in total we have the 16 toys
from that short, then nine from the other ones that we watched
before, totaling 25 plushies or toys being shown to me within 7
shorts. I don't know what happened.
(07:41):
Something just took over my brain.
I almost hit checkout. Good thing I caught myself.
But hey, I don't have to subscribe to Lanky Box, so let's
go. Also, I will be expecting the
Lamborghini to be showing up on my front doorstep.
Lanky Box, you have 48 hours to make it happen.
Chop chop. Anyways, I know you guys want to
see some more from Keed Boy because you watched all the way
to the end of the video S click this video right here up on the
(08:03):
screen. Don't forget I post every other
day at 2:00 PM Eastern Standard Time.
And yeah.
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