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Hello people, welcome back from the bean to the screen to the
bean to the bean to the bean to the screen today.
I hope you guys are having an amazing day today and I don't
know if I will because I startedoff my day by waking up to the
new shitty KSI song stuck in my head.
Maybe it's straight ass but damnis it catchy.
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Anyways now I'm here recording in my room about to watch this
channel called Rebecca Zamalu. One of my first videos on this
channel was actually me reactingto one of her videos.
Back then she was making videos about this like secret spy ninja
headquarters or something. I don't know.
It was the most absurd shit ever.
But yeah she's still going in 2024 and so am I.
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So I thought I would check back in on her, see how she's doing.
I found this video called Exposing the worst rated
boyfriends. Last time I remember she's
married and they have like a YouTube family channel or
something. So pretty strange topic for her
to be posting but who knows whathappened.
Maybe she got divorced or something.
Now she's doing a dating show. I don't know.
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We have to watch the video to find out.
Today we're. Exposing the worst rated
boyfriend, we found four of the most terrible one star rated
boyfriends to date. Where did she find one star
rated boyfriends from? They like listed on Amazon or
something with like some terrible reviews.
What do you mean one star rated boyfriend?
And we're going to see just how awful they are.
Also this is her husband. Is he about to get sneaker and.
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The worst one? We'll face an extreme
punishment. Hey, I'm sorry, this doesn't
look that extreme. Looks like we have a stream of
water getting sprayed out from agarden hose onto somebody.
Is that the extreme punishment? Sounds horrible.
This is Bridget and her boyfriend refuses to make their
relationship public. I've been dating Lois for three
years and I just found out that he has another girlfriend.
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Excuse me, what is going on? Right.
Now, well, I reached out to thatother girlfriend on Instagram
and she is willing to help us. So let's see how Lois handles
feeding 2 girls in the same house.
And what's up with this guy having a stroke in the
background like Bros having a boxing match with his imaginary
friend right now? Alright you guys get in the
fans. We doesn't know you're there, OK
Sam fam. Lewis thinks that he won a one
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night stay here in this mansion,but what he doesn't know is that
we put hidden cameras everywhereand we are getting exposed.
OK yeah bullshit. The only way this guy would
believe that he won a one night stay at a mansion is if he
entered some contest to get to stay in one or something.
Like why would he randomly just get this?
It makes no sense. You don't have to be an idiot to
believe it. What do?
You think? Yeah, it's pretty.
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Awesome. Wait, he's American?
What else would he be? He told me he was British.
OK, you guys, he's in. Oh.
My God, I could cook some kiltersteaks on this.
So he thinks he has this gigantic ass house to himself
right now, and the first thing he's excited about is that
there's a stove to cook steaks on.
Did you bring steaks with you? Like, there's no way that that's
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what's on top of his mind right now.
Steaks. He told me he was a vegetarian.
He never told me that. He's a liar.
Wow, you're you're so useful. I'm glad you're here to give
your inputs. I bet he's going to call one of
you guys, so get ready. He's calling me.
OK, answer it. Another contest I want.
I'm in the place now. It's incredible.
You come now. I'm sorry, I can't.
I have to stay at work late. Now let's see if he calls
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Michelle. He's.
Making another call. Yeah, he's.
Calling me. OK, this time you can go.
Why don't you come over? Yeah, that.
Sounds so fun. Send me the address.
I'll see you soon. I'm ready to expose him.
OK, good luck. I would have waited at least
like a few minutes. This guy's going to think you
just teleported here. Also, is that the van that
they're sitting in right outsideof the front door right next to
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his car? Whenever she left, she literally
just walked out and went into this van.
Isn't he going to be like, why didn't the van drive away?
The. Shell great, let.
Me. Sit down.
Pizza is ordered and now Bridget, you need to call him
and tell him your plans change and you are coming over.
We're going to expose this guy. It's work.
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Call back, call back. We are not giving up till he
answers the phone. The same.
The phone is living right in front of this bitch's face, like
there's no way she wouldn't haveseen who was calling.
He hung. Up a.
Gas saying it's. His work, obviously he's with
another girl so he doesn't want to answer it.
OK, keep going. I'm going to get this, sorry,
choose a movie for us to watch and I'll come back in a second.
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He's saying it's a work call. He's going to the back, he's
going to answer it. Get ready.
Hey. I changed my plans because
you're the best boyfriend ever, so I'll be over soon.
Let's do it another night. Yeah there's no way this guy has
gotten away with it for like 3 whole entire years or whatever
this girl said. You can't even formulate a
sentence while under pressure. I'm.
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Doing you look so stressed out right now.
OK Bridget you got this. Stay tuned Sam fan, because if
you think this boyfriend is bad,the others are even.
Worse, Michelle, why don't we gointo the bedroom?
It's the view from that is just incredible.
When we watch it in that room, look at the.
View. This room's nice.
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It's very nice yes, and once again, she just teleports there
instantly, like she just got offthe phone with this guy and
she's already there. This has happened twice now with
this girl and also the other one.
How stupid and oblivious could you possibly be was?
That an accent? Did he just do a British accent
with Bridget? He's.
Starting to slip. No, no.
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For work. Sometimes I have to, you know,
speak differently. I ordered us some food and we
can eat that here. Tell him you want to see the
bedroom because the other girls in there.
Yeah, what about that bedroom? It you know what?
I was there and it's really, really dirty.
All she has to do here is get upand be like, I want to see how
dirty that room is. Like, what do you mean?
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Because it'd be pretty shocking if you won an overnight stay at
a mansion and that mansion had adirty ass bedroom.
If I was the girlfriend, I want to go and immediately see that
room. Hello.
Pizza time. Thank you.
Perfect. Yes, pizza.
That's what I wanted. Thank you.
Oh, come on. I appreciate the service.
OK, Sam, fan the meat lovers Pizza is here.
Except, he told Bridget, he's a vegetarian.
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Perfect pizza. The pizza definitely has a ton
of meat on it. You want a slice.
I'm not really hungry. He's eating a pizza.
He totally forgot the lie that he's been telling Bridget,
Bridget react. Him eating all of that meat.
Hey yo, what did she just say? React him eating all of that
meat. Rebecca Zamalu This is not
appropriate. What are you doing eat all that
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pizza? I didn't watch.
I thought it was like, you know,the, the impossible me.
I thought it was a fake needle. Oh yeah, right.
He didn't know. I didn't brush my teeth, but
I'll brush that for a while. Michelle, he's coming back.
You've got to get him outside tohis car.
Bridget, come out to his car. What?
Are you doing? Let the fun begin, Rebecca.
OK, Bridget here. Is this spray paint?
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Spray paint his car? What is that for?
That's to make sure he doesn't get away.
OK, Bridget, now we're going to vandalize his car.
Let's commit a felony start. He's definitely not getting away
with the flat. Tire OK, so no straight up
vandalizing his car. I'm just nervous about tonight.
Come on, I'm learning a ballot. I'm learning a ballot to to play
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you. Matt, can you set off the car
alarm? I got this without the pizza.
Already the topic for this videois weird for a kids channel like
Rebecca Zamalu, which by the way, her main audience is most
certainly kids. But why is this scene happening?
Like they do not need to see this shit.
Who did this to my car? I did.
I I can explain. You can explain how you've been
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dating 2 girls at the same time.I mean, we weren't really
official, so it's not like, you know what?
Your two girlfriends? You have 0?
Ohh, you've just been cut and you're not even British.
Own dude, Rebecca just owned himand you're not even British.
Boom. We didn't.
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We just exposed the world's worst boyfriend girl power.
Wow, so that was only Boyfriend 104.
There's no way I'm watching another second, so we gotta see
what happens in this video. So I'm gonna have my good friend
Monk to try to watch the rest. Take it away, Monk.
OK so Kate wants me to watch therest of this video from Rebecca
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Zamolo because he told me, and I'm paraphrasing here, I'm a
fucking and couldn't watch this dog video on my own so you can
suffer for me. Thanks Kate.
Well Kate, since I'm not a fucking see, I'll watch the rest
of the video for you. So I am here with Veronica to
help her her boyfriend Joe. My boyfriend is so controlling.
He gets so angry whenever I talkto any guy.
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He is such a bad temper. He even threatened to smash my
guitar. That is why we are going to
expose him for being the controlling boyfriend that he
is. OK, I'd like to take back what I
said. Can I back out of this video
now? OK, but seriously, this is the
first video I've ever watched ofRebecca Zamolo.
Already I'm getting extreme feminist vibes right here.
We're exposing him for being controlling.
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Like, God, bro, I'm right here. You're not gonna scream in my
face. Please, just relax.
Well, Rebecca's. Exposing A controlling
boyfriend? I'm gonna be exposing a guy that
only dates girls for money. This is Audrey.
My boyfriend's been talking to arich woman named Kitty online
for three weeks. I I think he's going to leave me
for her money. Holy shit, lady, you have
nothing to worry about. You're telling me this
motherfucker is going to go and try date a rich woman?
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Yeah, good luck with that one. Veronica said her boyfriend is
super controlling on what she wears, so let's see how he likes
this outfit. OK, Veronica, get ready.
He's almost to the door. Hey, Humpty.
Whoa. Is that really what you're going
to wear? She noticed her outfit and he
does not like it at all, I thought.
It was alright. Yeah, no, I don't like that.
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Go ahead and change for me, alright?
Absolute giga Chad right here. Let's be real, we were all
thinking the same thing as this guy.
Let me know bro is this guy in the blue suit cooking or not If?
He doesn't like the outfit she'sin right now.
He is definitely not gonna like this next one.
She's coming out in her outfit. What is he gonna say are?
You kidding me? That's what you wanna wear.
I just changed, yeah. No, you were absolutely not
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wearing that. My girlfriend is not showing
that. Much skin.
He wants her to change again. No way.
Do not change Veronica. Don't change, honey.
I just I'm not going to change again.
You're not fine. Why not?
You can wear that. I don't care at all.
I'm thirsty, you know, I'm really thirsty.
OK, Sam, maybe he's not as controlling as we thought he
was. What?
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This guy is literally the worst.Now she has to change.
Some say he's the worst, I say he's the best.
I've never seen a more alpha male in my whole life.
You listen to that boyfriend now?
OK look on a real though. I know I've been joking around
but this is so fake it's not even funny.
I mean there's just cameras everywhere.
This acting is worse than a in da man video.
Like bro, there's no way any human on the planet can watch 27
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minutes of this. Looks.
Like you gotta change now. Oh, so sad.
What is wrong? With.
You someone please make an edit of this guy.
He's actually the biggest Sigma ever.
Look at that facial expression bro.
Not even Patrick Bateman could be that alpha I am.
So sorry he did that to you. You don't deserve that.
You deserve so much better, Sam.Damn.
Comment below that. Veronica deserves so much better
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than this guy. No, the dumb ass got what she
deserves. Should have listened to what bro
asked her to wear. It's not his fault that she
dressed weird. Are you kidding me?
I look ridiculous. This better be worth it.
We better catch this guy. It is time to expose him.
Matt Mason's here. Hurry.
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Wow. This place looks expensive.
He only cares about her money. Hi, nice to finally meet you.
Mason, what's the matter? Nothing.
Good. Good.
Good to meet. You.
There's no fucking way this discord moderator Reddit ass
motherfucker actually believes that this fully grown man in a
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pink dress and a pink wig is actually a woman.
OK this is probably the worst acting I've seen in a very long
time. YouTube bro.
Why are we giving this person somany views?
I like that. Thanks.
Now, can you finish my dinner? Yeah.
Of course. Thank you.
He's making her cook him dinner.I could never date this guy.
I mean, he could never date me. My cooking is terrible.
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What is that? I made soup.
Soup. Veronica is so sweet.
She's making him soup from scratch.
I want. Soup.
I want pizza. Too bad he's gonna have to have
this soup. You know what, Veronica?
Safe. Fine.
Fucking hell can you shut up? God damn you're starting to get
annoying. Just let the clip play out.
Jesus Christ. Also this guy clearly knows what
he's doing bro. Telling the woman exactly what
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to cook and when to cook it. Andrew Take can only dream of
being what this guy is. You can tell that he doesn't
take orders from anyone, actually.
What's he doing with this soup? He poured her soup down the
drain just because he didn't want any.
Neither of us will now have. Soup.
Hold on buddy, what did I just hear you say?
Neither. Of us will now have.
Soup. I can't be the only one that
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heard that right? Veronica, turn around.
Right now he's noticing the diary, he's taking the diary,
the plan works and now we just need to get him to read it.
He's reading the Diaries and Famand I might have wrote that
there are some love letters hidden in a vase.
You got secret love letters? What?
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I read your diary. You.
Can't do that. Well, I did.
I know. All about.
Your secret love letters. From Papa.
He's crapping a bat. What's he going to do with the
bat? Stand back.
Veronica, what are you talking about?
He broke the face with the love letters in it.
What to do that? Oh my God, he's picking up a
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letter. OK, this is perfect Zambian.
If he reads this, he's really going to feel dumb.
Alright, I've tried to hold thisup for as long as possible, but
what the fuck is the Zamb fan? Is that actually what you call
your 8 year old fanbase of 17,000,000 subscribers?
I mean, we've had some pretty terrible names for fan bases
over the years, you know? We've had the Jake Paulers,
we've had the Low Gang, the Beanteam or whatever the fuck
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Matthew Beans fan bases. However, this one Zamfam might
just be the worst of them all. Yeah, look, bro, I'll be honest,
as much as I'd love to prove Kate that I can make it
throughout the rest of this video, I just can't, bro.
So I'm tapping out and I'm throwing it back to Kate.
Well, hold on, pause. You know what I mean by that?
Yeah, I don't even know what that video was some of the
weirdest stuff I've ever seen. We'll definitely have to check
back in on Rebecca in the future, but for now, that's it.
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