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Hello people, welcome back. Today we're watching tomorrow's
teachings. It's been a while since the last
time we watched them, but if youcould remember, this channel is
basically Dharman but with some of the most wild topics in
content you could think of. You guys will see it's the most
absurd, unpredictable stuff. Today's video we're watching
from them is titled Whippets Make teen Go Insane.
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You won't believe it. And as you can see in the
thumbnail, we have this guy foaming at the mouth holding a
canister of the infant Miss Galaxy Gas.
Quick disclaimer, do not try Galaxy Gas or else you will end
up looking like this. Anyways, let's watch coming up.
On tomorrow's teachings. Oh, hello there there.
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Has to be something we can do. No it's just called whippets
lol. Gives you a crazy Dome.
I'll do anything. Wow, I'm just on the edge of my
seat. Cannot wait to see what happens.
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The glow of his laptop reflecting the start of
something bigger. His drop shipping business was
taking off and for the first time he was becoming a man of
his own making. Hey, guys.
Hey, Mikey. Hey yo, the hell was that?
What is this dude wearing? Who invited this guy here?
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Like seriously. Sorry to scare you, your mom let
us in. That's all good.
What are you guys doing here? Mikey.
Come on, it's Saturday. Thanks for the.
Buddies, OH. I've been so busy with my
business I completely forgot it was the weekend.
It's OK to take a break, man. Well, I didn't know this was
going to be so relatable. You know, like personally, I
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just really relate to this. It hits the weekend, it's a
Saturday. My friends are like, come on,
Keed boy, let's go party, let's go out drinking.
And most of the times I have to put my foot down and say like
sorry, I can't, I'm too busy watching Giga Doo.
Everybody knows you're the drop shipping king of Tori Mesa High.
What? OK dude, imagine your friends
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come over and they pulled a fucking whipped cream bottle out
of their backpack and start huffing that shit.
First of all, I'm going to clownthe shit out of them and then
I'm kicking them out of my housebecause like, do not bring that
shit around me. If you get into the whippet
lifestyle, this is what you become.
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That should be more than enough to scare you off.
What is that, whip cream? It's whippets.
What's a whippet? No it's just called whippets
lol. Gives you a crazy Dome, a head
high like no other God. I want to whip this guy in the
face, holy shit. Crazy Dome.
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I'll be used on that. I don't know man, you can handle
this. No.
Well, maybe. Do you want some?
I think. It's cool.
Like that I'm cool. Like that I want to try it.
Dude, how can you look at this guy sitting in your bedroom
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huffing a fucking can of whippedcream, talking like this,
looking like this and think thatthat's cool?
This is the opposite of cool youfucking idiot.
OK, so how how do? You the shake and suck it.
OK bro, could we have phrase that any other way?
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Instantly he was addicted to thewhipped cream topping.
The following days he progressedfrom crystal meth to black tar.
Mikey. Hey, Mikey.
Let's go. Man, let's go.
Come on, Mikey I. Got to talk to you.
This is supposed to be his dad. I call Cap unless he's like
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adopted or something. He's a whip it Mikey.
Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, what is this?
Dude, it's just whipped cream. I just wanted a little snack.
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It's it's nothing Dad are. These the whippets that I see
the immigrants doing. The immigrants, yes.
What are you talking about? Also like I I don't know if my
parents saw that I had whipped cream in my room they wouldn't
instantly think I was doing fucking whippets.
They'd probably just think I wasa fat ass snacking on some
whipped cream. God, you know, I thought better
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of you. Are you high right now?
No, I'm. I'm not.
Oh my God, Mikey, you need to besmart.
It's gotten into you lately. Is this fucking Superman?
I mean, we're on the second story of the building, right?
The dad walked upstairs. Is this guy fucking flying right
now? You know, I know you bought a
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bunch of porn. We're staying at the hotel room.
They they charged that to the room. 500.
Dollars, Mikey. 500. Dollars of.
What? I don't even know what to say.
It's not the bleep out like pretty much everything this dad
just said. But I will tell you, he came
into this guy's room and accusedhim of spending $500.00 at the
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hotel that they stayed at watching.
Homosexual Midget shit. Yeah, I don't even know what to
say. I really don't.
Now you're doing. Hardcore drugs I'm.
Sorry, Dad. Mikey, keep this up.
You can kiss all this goodbye, send you to military school.
What about my tutoring job? You forget about tutoring.
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Guess what Mikey, they don't have Midget at military.
School shit dude, you better do whatever you can to make sure
you don't have to go to militaryschool because I don't know how
you could live without that. You.
Can regret adopting you. Jesus, next time I get a white
kid. No way, bro, I'm sorry.
Tomorrow's teachings always goestoo far.
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The video topics themselves cross the line, but then there's
this like second line and it's like stuff you weren't even
thinking about because like nobody would say or do anything
like that specifically in a YouTube video.
But no, tomorrow's teachings always delivers.
They always cross that secondaryline.
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What are you guys doing? That was too funny.
Real. There is like half a brain cell
making this person function. Why'd?
You guys bring that stuff here. If I don't shape up, he's going
to send me to military school. Come on, he's trying to scare
you. No, he's not.
I can tell when he's serious. You got any plans this weekend?
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Yeah. What?
I'm getting my new Galaxy guest this Saturday and I'm getting
new flavours. I'm so hyped I'm getting my new
Galaxy gas. It's going to be a strawberry
Kiwi banana ice flavour. Like shut up bro.
No nobody does this. I'm not going to need this one
anymore if you want. Laura.
And you want some? The crazy thing is, is people
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actually are like carrying around these gigantic ass
canisters of Galaxy gas acting like it's the new Joel or
something. I mean, she looks fucking insane
right now. I can't.
I mean. You can't.
If my dad found out, he'll send me away.
How's he going to find out? Come on.
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Please, please, please. If some bitch was begging me to
suck on her Galaxy gas canister straight to the streets, I'll do
anything. Anything.
What am I watching? Anything.
I'll do it if we play furries after.
You sick fuck. OK here you 2.
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This is all CGI. Mikey.
We talked about this, that you said you wouldn't do this.
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Anymore give me. That you still doing it?
I told. You about this?
This isn't good. For you, you're still sucking
the fucking vapor cock. What is wrong with?
You no. Vapor cock is crazy.
This. Jezebel, this parlour, this
whore. Get the fuck out of here.
Is that what's telling you how to do this stuff?
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Turn around, grab the back of the foil of the post bed.
Now I'm going to show you what it's like.
Going to skip ahead again, but yeah, he gets the belt.
Need I say more? Mikey's fate was sealed for the
reckless decisions he'd made. There was only one outcome.
Military school babe. I don't want you to go.
This wouldn't have happened if you didn't whip it.
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I'm sorry. I I can't go.
There has to be something we cando.
At that moment, an idea sparked in Mikey's mind.
Something different, something that could change his path for
good. It was a glimmer of hope, a
chance to turn everything aroundbefore it was too late.
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What do you guys think his plan is?
Let me know down below in the commentos.
My best guess is that he's goingto like run away into the sunset
with whippet bitch over here andthey're going to just do
whippets for the rest of their lives.
Which by the way, the rest of their lives will probably be
like a month or two if they're doing these whippets all the
time. Still pretty romantic though.
Like imagine them skipping into the sunset holding a Galaxy gas
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can. Hey Mikey, towel please Need a
rag? Get some of this stuff out.
No, what a fucking menace to society.
Just look at his face moments before.
Absolutely sinister. Also, like, we got to play that
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back that that was too good. Oh my God.
Hello there, I'm Fred from SaintBenedito's all boys military
camp. I'm here for Mikey.
Absolutely. Come on in.
Oh well, thank you very much. Thank you so much for this
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opportunity. Mikey is very troubled and he
could really use the help. Here he is now.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Holy shit. 10 out of 10 acting
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skills give this guy every Oscarthat's ever been made.
Addicted to whippets. He meets them every few minutes
or else he starts freaking out. He's an active addict, so you
just kind of have to. His favorites?
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Galaxy Guest. OK but I'm done with this video.
I don't even know what I just watched.
How was this shit allowed on YouTube?
I just don't get it. Every time I watch it,
tomorrow's teaching same question is on my mind the whole
entire time. And it also makes me think like
if I react to this, am I going to be OK?
Is YouTube going to takedown my channel with them?
I sure hope not. But regardless, I guess me and
tomorrow's teachings, we're in this together now.
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What are you? Doing Mikey.
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