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Hello people, welcome back. You guys have been loving the
series where I take a look at Darman's videos.
That's fun and all, but sometimes I forget that there's
actually worse content than whatis on Darman's channel because
there's these channels that justRIP off Darman and try to clone
exactly what he's doing, but it just doesn't hit the same and
the actors are usually completely trash.
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The Darman clone we're taking a look at today is this channel
here known as Totally Studios. They have 867, 1000 subscribers
and they upload some high tier quality bangers such as rich
girl hires this guy for the night.
I don't really know what's goingon there but or swimwear shopper
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criticized by store for her size.
Crazy stuff right there. I don't even know where they're
coming up with these concepts. I'd have to guess they're using
some sort of AI to come up with this because it is some truly
random stuff. Anyways, the video from them
we're going to be watching todayis neither of those.
The other. It's this one here titled
Husband thinks wife is too heavyand as you can see here, Wife
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shamed for weights by Husband. And there we got Miss Frizzle
holding a Big Mac. You already know this is going
to be a banger. Let's watch.
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I thought you were going to losesome pounds.
But I'm hungry. What a banger start to the
video. It's just so dramatic for no
reason. I mean she's just eating a
burger bro How? Do you ever expect to look good
eating like that? Bro, you're eating one too.
You have a burger right in frontof you on your plate.
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It's. Called Variety.
Did you ever think about that? I need you to make a good
impression on my boss if I have any chance of ever getting that
promotion. I looked good enough for you to
marry me. You didn't look like that.
Neither did you. The guy I married actually had
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hair. She owned him, bro.
Absolutely roasted him to a crisp.
Yeah, you got no hair, buddy. What do you have to say about
that? Why can't you look more like
your younger sister? I don't know why you're so
obsessed with my sister. Leave her out of this.
Just because she broke up with her husband I'm supposed to
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pretend like she doesn't exist? She just needs some space, you
know, she's on the rebound. Maybe she needs the comfort of a
real man like me. All right, dude, this guy's
cooked. He's told his wife that maybe he
should go for her sister becauseshe's too big.
Who's writing this script, bro? Like what is this best acting
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ever? Run it back.
Run it back. I probably should have married
her instead anyway. I.
Don't need to hear that. Well, I hope you have something
to wear that makes you look better than that.
My clothes look fine, I'll dressappropriately to meet your boss.
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I don't think so. I've met his wife and you're not
exactly her type of woman. I'm sure it'll be fine with what
I have. All right, that's it, guys.
The Oscars don't even need to air this year because obviously
Miss Frizzle over here has won every single Oscar that they
offer. Seriously, I've never seen
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better acting ever in my entire life.
I don't think so. We're going shopping.
What do you think about this, Gary?
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OK, well, can't wait to see whathe's going to say about that.
Maybe that could fit around one of your legs.
I don't know if it's going past anything more than that.
Sorry, buddy. Are you?
Kidding. I need you to find something to
hide the way you look. I don't need my boss thinking
I'm a slob. Whatever you say, why don't you
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pick it out? Fine, I'll do it myself.
I bet this would fit your sister.
Would you stop going on about mysister?
You just want me to stay away from her.
Are you afraid I'll trade you infor a younger model?
Bro this guy is absolutely unhinged.
Why is she still with him? To be honest with you, she's to
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dump his ass. No, I just don't want you
interfering. She's vulnerable right now.
Bro is absolutely starstruck right now.
Like why does he look like this?You think he just saw a three
headed alien or some shit? Excuse me?
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Yes, Sir. Do you have a dress that'll make
my wife look not so big? I'm sorry Sir, but I don't know
what you mean. OK bro you know exactly what he
means. Like you're just making it worse
for her. Like what's your problem?
I think she's outgrown the women's department.
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I don't think so. What size do you normally wear?
A six. 6XXXX XXL. Holy tits. 8 usually. 8 All
right, bro, I don't think you'rethe.
I mean, guys, listen, I know that she's not talking about
exes in the Excels, or at least I think she isn't.
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You never know at this point. You really don't.
Sir, that's the size we have themost inventory on.
Fine, why don't you pick out something to make her look good?
Fine, why won't you be the husband in this relationship?
I'm going for her sister. See you later.
Me. Gary has to introduce his wife
to the boss and is ashamed of her.
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What will become of it? Oh boy, I can't wait.
We're going to get to introduce to the boss.
Great. This video is painfully
continuing and I want it to stop.
This is our newest bank branch. Oh, there's Mr. Finch.
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Welcome to the grand opening of the newest branch of
Southwestern Savings. OK but this is how he introduces
himself to them. Hello guys, welcome to the grand
opening tour. How about like hello, I'm your
husband's boss and then give a handshake?
Also, I can't wait to see where this goes.
Is he going to be like EW you fat pig?
I'm jumping to conclusions, but I do have a feeling that that's
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where this might just lead to. Gary, finally glad you're here.
Is this your wife? Bro is actually an AI programmed
robot. Yeah, the old ball and chain.
Well, aren't you lovely? You remind me of my late wife
Sharon. She had red hair too.
Oh, thank you, that's quite a compliment.
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I met your wife. She was quite slender.
OK bro, like you're the one who said that you don't want the
boss to like look at her weird. He's setting this shit up.
He's like, hey, have you not noticed how fucking large my
wife is? You better say something about
it. Like I thought he didn't want
him to say anything about it. Nothing like.
Andrea here. Gary That was because of her
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treatment. It was a long and arduous
struggle. Gary, how insensitive.
Gary is pretty insensitive, not going to lie.
Excuse me, Sir. Would you excuse us?
Of course, I have some other dignitaries to greet you. 2 Make
yourselves at home. Why are you trying to embarrass
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me? OK, buddy, can you guys tell
that this guy's angry right now?I think he's playing the part
pretty well. He looks furious, actually.
What is he talking about here? Asking why she's trying to
embarrass him? You're the one who just was
like, oh, have you seen my wife?She's fucking gigantic.
Bro's brain is actually a circus.
Peanuts. I think you're doing a good job
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of that on your own. Do you have any idea how much
money I'll make if they make me the next branch manager?
You're embarrassing yourself. Oh, you tell him.
Absolutely roasted Gary. What are you going to say about
that, huh? What's your comeback?
The man lost his wife. And you were all too quick to
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fill her shoes. I saw how you were trying to
attract him. This guy cannot be real.
Like who's writing these characters?
Bro what is this shit? Because I have red hair.
Because he's lonely. You don't need to prey on his
emotions. Here he comes.
Try to act graciously. So, Andrea, I hear you and Gary
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have kids. How long have you been married?
Too long. What do you mean is that it's
been so long that we lost track?What a lovely happy couple.
Both of them seem so content with their marriage.
I mean, it's practically like they're on a honeymoon every
single day. Can't you just tell?
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Well, Gary, take it from me, youdon't appreciate what you have
until it's gone, and you should appreciate every day with a
wonderful woman like her. Oh, absolutely, Sir, I do.
Gary and Andrea met the boss. Will he get the promotion or
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will Gary be out of a job? I think Miss Frizzle is going to
sleep with the boss and Gary is going to become homeless.
He's going to be shaking an empty little can of Campbell's
chicken noodle soup on the side of the road asking for some
spare chain, and she is going tobe the wife of a rich bad ass
boss. Whoa, that shot was the craziest
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thing I've ever seen in any lifelesson video ever.
True cinematography right there.That was pretty crazy.
Andrea, he told me you 2 weren'ttogether anymore.
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Hey babe, don't say anything to your sister about this.
Oh. My God there's no way this is
happening right? What the fuck is this video?
I know I said that like 30 timesbut dude seriously what is this
shit? Not a word from me.
Oh, I think she knows already. She seems like way too happy
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about this right now. I don't know.
If I was Gary, I'd run for my life right now.
She looks like she's going to dosomething crazy.
She's about to snap. What?
What? What?
Oh. Hey, Andrea.
Don't hate Andrea, Me, you and Ineed to talk.
I'm going to leave this to you too.
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Honestly the sister even saying yes to the man that her older
sister was like married to before, or so she thought, is
absolutely wild. Elle's sister bro.
Like what is wrong with her? This is not what it looks like.
I beg to differ. This is exactly what it looks
like. What?
The hell was that? There was like a glitch in the
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matrix. Exactly.
She just malfunctioned. You can't blame me, you know
your sister and I are close. What I do know is that her
husband just left her. How dare you take advantage of a
vulnerable woman? That's what she's mad about.
Are are you serious right now bro?
Your sister just tried to sleep with your husband and you're
like wow I can't believe you take advantage of her.
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Like how was that what you're mad at right now?
I cannot believe this shit. Anyways, let's skip towards the
end of the video and see how this plays out.
Welcome to our grand opening. Gary, there you are, our man of
the hour. Sir, there you are.
I am so happy you can attend ourgrand opening.
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I am so proud of you for finallymaking manager of our brand new
branch. I'm sorry, why does it feel like
each of these clips were like individually filmed?
Like, I don't even think these people were in the same room for
this video at this point. I think they each stood behind a
green screen on their own and just read each of the lines out
and then they stitched it together.
It's actually kind of obvious now that I think about it.
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You already know totally Studiosis running on.
That's crazy high budget. At least 5 mil per video.
Thank you Sir, and I was hoping to meet your new wife.
My new wife. Oh, I think you already have.
Oh, did she get here before you?Not exactly.
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Oh, but here she is now. Oh, there you are, honey.
Oh my God, dude. Keed Boy guesses it correctly
once again. I don't know if he ends up going
homeless, but yeah, the boss is definitely getting Miss
Frizzles. Anyways guys, totally studios.
More like totally awful. Listen, I know you watched till
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