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Hello people, welcome back. Tom Sings, better known as the
king of Brain Rots, has somehow found a way to get worse.
He has shifted his content from AI cat farting videos to AI
Shrek in Squid Game Brain rot and it's pretty terrible.
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Check this out. Just look at this demonic
entity. Absolutely disgusting.
What am I looking at? Better yet, what is this thing
holding vomit toothpaste? Great, I'm sure my eyes are
about to be very happy. That kind of looks like what my
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brain feels like right now. Like whatever just happened in
this video just happened in between my ears inside of my
head. This is your brain on, Tom
sings. Tell me this isn't the scariest
thing you've ever seen. What is wrong with these things?
This shit is absolutely cursed beyond belief.
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No, Oh no. Yeah.
Like I, I just hate whenever that happens.
Dude, it's really an Oh no moment.
Fucking Squid Game dolls and Shreks always starting their
vomit toothpaste factories inside of my house.
And every single time, whenever I open up the door where they're
operating this facility, my house just gets covered head to
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toe in Shrek ooze. So relatable.
Oh no, I've never wanted to puntsomething into oblivion more
than right now. 215,000 people click that like button to help
many Shrek. I don't know who these 215,000
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people are, but there's definitely something going on
with them. Like they must have been
watching too much Tom Sings. Their brain is just absolutely
fried. They can't even move anymore.
They're just a vegetable that can sit there and hit like
buttons on Tom Sing's video videos and scroll.
That's about it. Wow.
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Wow, that was that was funny, though.
I love your content. Keep up the great videos.
I want to do Luck Brown King. I have the.
That's what much love. Yeah.
I mean, I was pretty much thinking the same exact thing
right after I saw how the video ended with like the Shrek and
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the farting. I was also thinking, I want to
do Luck Brown King. I have the that's what it's
actual spawns of Satan and GreatTom Sings has now also ruined
Peppa Pig. Hell no, I'm not helping you.
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This actually might be the best thing that has ever happened to
any of us. I want to see them all go splat.
This is disgusting. What the actual fuck is this
thing? Look at you.
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Hey buddy, what do you think you're laughing at?
Also, like, where is DreamWorks?Are they just turning a blind
eye to Tom Sings? Kids growing up are going to
think that this is what the fuckShrek is.
Yeah, I remember Shrek. It's the guy from Tom Sings.
Actually, we are absolutely doomed.
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And my brain just continues to get mushier and mushier.
Wow dude even AI is staging their TikTok videos because
actually the pop queen one chip challenge is a blue chip but
Shrek eats orange chips so yeah this video is fake.
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I great, now Shrek is tripping on acid.
You can really tell that that's happening because what the fuck
is this shit? OK Tom, why are you even here?
Like what is your place in this video?
This video is about Shrek tripping on acid and seeing
three scary as fuck Squid Game girl dolls and he starts
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tweaking out. Like literally why are you here
and why do I have to like in common to help you?
I mean, dude, wow, that was, that was incredible.
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That was. I'm so glad I watched that.
And that is forever embedded into my mind in my memory slots.
Genuinely though, I can't watch this shit anymore.
I can't do it. There's still more to see
though, because Tom Sing's also made like these Christmas
videos, and like I said, I just can't watch them.
So I'm going to have my friend Dumpy hop on and take a look at
those. Yo, what's going on?
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Everybody super happy to be here.
Super happy and thrilled, reallyfucking happy to be a part of
the Keyed Boys cinematic universe once again.
Hi. I'm Goof.
Hi, I'm Goof. But pretty much today we're
gonna be talking about Tom Sings.
You gotta love Tom Sings. It's right in the name.
All the time. People ask me, you know, what
does Dumpy do? What is it, your shit His pants?
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Yes. But it's so easy to figure out
what Tom Sings does. I mean, it's right in the
channel name itself. You don't have to do a lot of
deep digging. It's just OK, this guy's gonna
sing. Is it gonna be good?
I mean, I would fucking hope so.Thank you.
Dumpy. Bring the party up with your red
cup ready. Yo what the fuck?
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Yo what? This isn't even singing
whatsoever. This is just pure nightmare
fuel. And these videos are
specifically targeted for children's consumption.
What? Bro if I'm a kid and I watch
this, I'm pissing the bed. We got cracked up Santa Claus
and methed out Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
What a diabolical combination. Holy shit guys, the Grinch is
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going to steal Christmas. Are you scared that you're not
going to get your presents in March?
It's currently March 2026. I'm sitting here making a video.
Christmas just passed like four months ago.
I got a gift card. Buy one get one free rectal
examination. I mean, getting older does sort
of suck, but I'm glad that Tom Sings can bring the entire
family together with his super sick and family friendly
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animations. What the fuck?
We have a transgender Woody herelike the nothing is nothing is
making sense at all. And look, I'm trying to sit here
with an open mind and just really have the full Tom Sings
experience, but I don't know, man.
There's just something a little bit off putting about this
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content. Do you think Santa Claus is
requesting that Woody inserts his wood into his mouth?
What kind of fucked up simulation is this?
And who on this goddamn planet plays video games like this?
I swear to God no one could get video games right.
You know when like celebrities or some shit, they have like a
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video game seen in a movie and they're using the controller and
moving like they're going from side to side as if that's how
you play video games. Oh, I'm over here now.
I'm over here. It's fucking bullshit, dude.
Yeah, dude, I guess the female Woody's actually a piece of
shit, lighting people on fire that probably controlled the
Grinch to shoot Santa Claus. Just an overall scumbag.
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I feel like the average viewer doesn't even have time to
process all of the bullshit being thrown in their face,
right? I don't know, I mean, I guess.
Oh yeah, it's for the rewatch value.
Oh, Tom Sings is a genius. He's got messed out Santa Claus.
I mean cocaine Santa Claus. Imagine being Mrs. Clause.
You have to wake up next to thisin the morning.
Imagine he gets up before you. Do you want some oatmeal?
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Holy fuck. Okay, yeah, so nothing about
that last bit made any sense whatsoever, and it actually hurt
my ears to the point where they're ringing the tintinnitus
the tin, and it's getting worse and what if I don't wake up
tomorrow because I watched this bullshit video?
What, any of you guys care? But I get a single comment like
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oh that kind of sucks. I know this is a filter but I
would love to believe that this is the actual face of Tom Sing's
himself. Looks like Golem from Lord of
the Rings. His precious are the souls of
the 10 year old fans. Finally some good content.
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This is all we ever wanted to see.
Fuck this guy, punch him in the face and just get rid of him.
Get him out of here man. No more Tom Sing's content
please. I came at this with an open
mind. I expected some singing and we
get bullshit. Why are these videos so loud?
The sound effects are giving me ear cancer and it's really
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pissing me off, dude. It's pissing me off to the point
that I think I'm going to walk away from the video.
Yeah, they really love me. It's my turn.
Wow, Dumpy, very inspirational segment.
Thank you for the life lesson. If you guys did enjoy Dumpy's
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