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Hello people, welcome back. Today I found one of the
weirdest channels on YouTube. From catching palm knee tanning
at the pool to finding catnap inthe shower.
In real life this channel is known as Andre's Eskander and
today we're going to watch one of their videos.
This thumbnail here really caught my eye so we're going to
watch as Andre here catches Charlie from has been hotel
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giving birth in real life. I don't know why I do this to
myself. Yeah, I'm going to get my mom a
teddy bear that has the logo of a guy who watches catnap from
Poppy Playtime take showers. That would be a great present
for her. Actually though.
Like who's wrapping this merch bro?
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What is going on, you guys? I'm looking and the only reason
I'm starting this video super abruptly.
If you guys did not see my last video, somehow Charlie got
pregnant and she's right here. Right now, somehow, yes,
somehow, I wonder. I wonder what happened.
In all seriousness, what the fuck am I looking at, bro?
This is just absolutely disturbing and we're just
getting started. No, I know, I know guys.
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We have no idea what's going on but all we know is that she is
literally pregnant. Somehow this thing just popped
up. You guys have obviously seen
time and time again the most unexplainable things always
happen in my videos, but honestly this one definitely
takes the case. Yeah, bro, and I'm not a doctor.
I don't know how to deliver thisbaby.
What a scenario to be put in is.The fuck is coming up with this
shit? It's like those content farm
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channels like the animation ones, but instead of the
scenarios being animated, they're making this shit happen
for real. Yeah.
Like I don't even know if she can because she's a demon.
Yeah, I didn't even know that hecan get pregnant, bro.
Yeah, like. What's going to happen?
Like is a demon baby going to come out?
This has. Never actually happened before,
so I. Wouldn't know.
What do you mean this has never happened?
It literally doesn't make any sense.
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This is this fucking weird bro. Also I love that he has a little
cross tattoo on his neck. Like yes, Amen.
Praise God as I show kids their favorite little cartoon
characters taking showers and being at polls.
Fucking weird bro Fucking weird.I'm.
Aware that demons aren't supposed to.
Help, baby. OK, but then how is this a
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thing? Like you have to know something.
I mean, you're the one that's pregnant.
But let me tell you, I sure didn't do anything.
With anyone. But but that's the thing, there
has to be a father somehow, no? No, nothing like that.
I would never do anything SUS. Anything SUS?
OK, OK guys. I mean, Yep.
This is truly content for the world to see.
I'm so glad that it exists. I'm so glad that we get to sit
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here together as a family and watch this.
Is it over yet? I.
Just need my friends here. OK, wait.
You're gonna call. My friends over and everything
will be. OK, what do you mean your
friends? What are you talking about this?
Is not the right thing to do when you're about to deliver?
Yeah. And wait, you said that there
was no one else here. And how come we've never met
these friends before? Like we are inside of your
hotel? I don't.
Know they've been around but. What's happening?
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By the way guys just an FYI, I've never watched has been
Hotel. I don't know about any of these
characters. Like this is super confusing to
me already, but something tells me that in the show they don't
randomly get pregnant while laying on some guy's bed and
then get interrogated about whathappened and how she's pregnant.
How's this fucking YouTube content?
Whoa, wait. They're already here.
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Wait, wait. Who even are they?
Like if they're other demons, I don't want to deal with them.
Yeah, brother Demon. OK, how about you just let me
know if you need anything? We'll just go to our.
Room. Yeah, Yeah.
That's a good idea, yeah. OK, yo, let's go, let's go,
let's go before they come because guys, I don't know about
you guys, but I don't want to bemessing.
With any demons I'm trying to stay as far away as possible.
Bro do you? Hear that I do.
Just coming down the stairs. Oh my God.
Quick, quick, quick. Go, go, go, go.
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What the hell? I heard what happened.
I heard what happened. I don't know.
Anyways, a bunch of furries comearound the bed and start talking
about her being pregnant and then this happens.
Hide in the corner. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, just just don't be seen. We don't want the doctor to get
scared. Just keep going, keep going.
Full delivery, right? Let's go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. OK.
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Hey guys, he's still pulling in.How do we even explain?
This to him, I don't know, I think we just don't explain it
to him and we just let him deal with it when he.
Sees OK, but yeah, guys, the doctor's coming out right now.
Oh my God dude I've never seen adoctor in an ambulance like.
This. Usually it's like a nurse or
something. Yeah, what the heck, he's.
Getting like. Or something.
I think so. Guys, what is going on?
OK, they are ready. Do you see how he just jumped?
Out. Imagine this was like, well OK,
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nothing about this could possibly be real, right?
But imagine there was a situation where you needed a
doctor and you call him up. The ambulance comes to your
house and as they're pulling up you're just vlogging, looking at
your camera as they approach your house, narrating what's
going on. Yo guys, my grandma just had a
stroke and the ambulance are showing up.
Hopefully they can go help her. Like what the fuck?
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Yeah, but that's a good, good thing bro 'cause then we don't
have to do anything yet, OK? Yeah.
Just come on in. Yeah.
Yeah, this is totally how a doctor dresses.
They wear a tie and a heart monitor around their neck.
I heard she's. Downstairs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's in the bedroom downstairs.
Just. Yeah, just right down here.
Don't mind. Yeah, don't, don't don't mind.
Done. Keep going.
Keep going. No, it's fine.
It's fine, it's fine. How about we just focus on the
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problem here, OK. Yeah, just right in there.
This isn't what I. Signed up for.
What do you mean she's she's pregnant?
You're a doctor. That's what you doctors do,
right? Yeah.
Yeah, like I gotta do what I gotta do, OK, I think, he said.
I gotta do what I gotta do. It's fine.
It looks like he knows what he'sdoing.
I mean he is a doctor. How are?
You feeling right now he's. A doctor?
Why is he fucking petting her? Bro?
What the hell? There's some.
Screeching going on in. Don't mind the screeching, let's
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just focus on the health of the baby, you know?
Has she ever been to a? Hospital before?
No, I think. This will be a.
Home run What's? Wrong with him?
Why is he so weird? Super sauce bro and.
You're shifter. Than I am.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, friends. OK, wait.
Well, would it be a girl or a boy?
Do you know it? I have.
No clue, but the way I'm hearingall these screeching it doesn't
even sound like it's a boy or a girl.
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This going. Off, Yeah.
Somebody please tell me. I need the answer to that
question OK. Let's go guys.
Let's go. This is insane.
Are we actually gonna go in thisthing?
I. Don't.
I've always wanted to go. Into, I mean, yeah, sure what,
Why not? Why not just try it out, right?
Yeah. You know.
Why not guys? If you hit that like button,
smash the subscribe, but we'll go inside this ambulance for you
right now you. Guys get.
It OK, OK, OK, OK, Charlie, everything is gonna be OK.
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Don't worry about a thing, OK? Back there we go.
Yes, yes, just keep eating that lollipop.
Dude, what the hell is going on?Why?
Is there a fucking person dressed up as an egg laying in
an ambulance being vlogged aboutto give birth?
That sounds pretty inexplicable to me, but if somebody can
somehow come up with an explanation I would love to hear
it. OK.
Holy crap. OK, guys.
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OK. Dog.
Oh my God. Have a seat.
I need some room, OK? So what are the next steps right
now? Dude, what are we got to do?
Right now, you sit tight, you'regoing to find some more stuff
just to put her in a more comfortable state.
OK, what the hell? Just a little.
High I don't. Think that's.
Close to the baby. That's not a pillow.
Yeah, yeah. That's not.
Real bro. And then there's these like
furry fucks in here too. What do you guys join this
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friend group? You know, you got the YouTube
and his sidekick and then like three or four other people who
get to dress up in fun costumes and pretend like they're giving
birth to a fucking demon child. Sounds like a blast, yo.
Like what's? Going on.
With her like. How has she even pregnant?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We just have to make sure.
That her does not find. Out.
Wait, what do you wait? Isn't her dad Lucifer?
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What? Nothing.
Nothing. Just just a nickname.
Just a nickname. Whatever you do, don't push.
We're almost there. Almost how?
Long How long? This is the best YouTube video
my eyes have ever seen. I'm very happy that I I get to
watch this right now. I mean, look at her go she just
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giving birth, you know? Go, go, go, go.
Move, move, move. Let's go, man.
Let's go, let's go. Dude, this is insane.
This. Is so what's going to happen?
Guys stay here because we're going to run a few more tests
just to see if everything's OK. You mentioned that you don't
know anything about how or why she's pregnant, but like, you
guys have to know something, or at least at least him.
I feel like Alistair definitely knows something that is going on
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because he's been acting super stuff from the beginning.
I think they're hiding somethingfrom us.
Are you sure you don't know nothing?
Imagine you show up to a hospital really sick and you go
there to get some help and in the waiting room you just see
this fucking scene here. These like youtubers dressed up
as these characters. Bro I think I would go into
cardiac arrest. Yeah, like you definitely do,
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dude. That's why he was in the
hospital by himself. I.
Agree. Man, what's going on?
I do know something. OK yo just tell us man, I'd.
Rather give it to myself. What's with all the mystery
stuff, man? Anyways, they just keep fucking
gapping as they have been the entire video.
So let's just skip to the end. Let's see what the fuck happens.
How does this video conclude? What's going on?
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What the hell happened? What's going on here?
Watch Charlie laughing. What's going on?
The dams are coming out. yo-yo, yo.
Get out of here quick. What the hell is happening?
She's laughing. Crazy person.
I know this is not good. Is that me bro?
Just kidding. Hurry up.
Go, go, go, go. What that?
What's happening bro? I have a feeling that this guy
didn't tell us everything. Were you lying about anything?
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They kill the doctor, then this guy who's dressed up as a
fucking furry laughs and that's it.
That's all I got out of this video.
Guys. Weirdest fucking channel ever.
I don't know what's going on over on the Andre's Eskander
thing. Let me just say it's a lot safer
over here on the Keyed Boy channel.
With that being said, like the video and subscribe and click
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And yeah.