September 23, 2025 • 9 mins
The Most Pathetic YouTuber... - Hello People, welcome back! Today we take another look at the YouTuber Jay Hills. He makes these weird fake drone minion hunting videos where he captures "minion eaters" or something. Idk it's just really weird.
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(00:00):
Hello, people. Welcome back.
Today we're checking back in on J Hills.
He's another one of those 3:00 AM channels that are like stuck
in 2016. But last time we watched him, he
did this video where he had a sleepover with like the Poppy
Playtime characters, but they were wearing diapers.
It was just really weird, like, yeah, I don't know what was
(00:22):
going on in that video. But now he's changed up the
content yet again, and his channel has just turned into
Thrones catching eaters, specifically Minion Eaters,
which I have no idea what that is, but it looks terrifying and
also AI generated. Anyways, apparently J Hills is
out here catching real live footage of these eater demons
(00:45):
multiple times a week. I don't know what's going on,
but we got to figure it out. So let's check out one of his
videos. We're going to watch this one
titled Drone catchesminion.exe CEater In real life, he ate a
boat. And yeah, that this is the
thumbnail. I can't even tell you what I'm
looking at. Let's just watch this, no?
It's a sea eater and he just atethis on the kayak.
(01:08):
And look, OK so you're telling me he's flying a drone watching
a kayaker on the water and a fucking minion sea eater comes
out and eats the dude, kills himand J Hills just goes on with a
YouTube video. Like doesn't even react.
He just ate this person on a kayak or whatever.
The dude's dead I guess. Oh my God, minion boats.
(01:31):
Like imagine if this shit was real dude.
He just filmed a severe tragedy and is just doing like a YouTube
reaction to it while watching itlive on his little drone.
Oh yeah. My boat.
I hope I see it. Hey, see million, see come back
here. This is going to be a difficult
watch from. Behind these guys, he was
literally. There bro, look out, there's a
(01:52):
giant goldfish minion and pirateship minion boat behind you.
Lookout, lookout. They aren't even reacting to the
crazy things behind them. They're just like having a
stroll through the lake. Stay away pirate ship minion.
These are my food. No, this is my leg and you
better stay away before I. Eat it.
I genuinely feel my IQ dropping with each second this video
plays. It's kind of crazy how that
(02:13):
works. Guys, I just got to the beach,
guys. I just shoved my face in a pile
of snow and snorted it up my nose.
Is what he meant to say, but. Before I actually start flying
the drone, we're going to be watching this video.
Minion dot Yixie. Sea Eater.
Shark. Are you serious or not?
This is about to be a reaction video.
OK man, you can't even make yourlittle fake minion eater or
(02:34):
whatever video yourself. You have to just react to
somebody's realizing. I sound a little bit
hypocritical, but I mean, this is what this dude's channel is
all about. Back in the day I'm sure he used
to actually fly the drone. By the channel Power Sky Girl.
Yo look at them. Oh my God, they're literally on
the beach. If this video couldn't have
gotten any worse, the video he'sreacting to is AI bullshit.
(02:55):
Dude like what even is this shit?
Looks like a Riz Records music video and yo.
They're literally wait, what's happening?
Oh my God, it's a shark. Is it going to be turning into
sea? Eater and my suffering.
Oh my God, so they're jumping. Can this dude just shy up like
Oh my God, they don't even jump in, they're just walking through
the sand. And this video he's reacting to
(03:16):
absolutely sucks. Wait.
Did he just destroy their whole sandcastle?
Wait, why are the minions literally laughing at him?
Oh my God, wait the way look at the minion Oh my God no all the
shark got angry Why would the minion go inside of the shark's
mouth all. Right guys, I'm not going to
(03:36):
lie, I'm not trying to deal withJ Hill's bullshit.
It turns out the 1st 4 minutes of this is him literally just
reacting to this minion AI generated video extremely
poorly. AI generated by the way.
Like this shit is beyond curse. Anyways, after he reacts to
that, it actually switches to some drone footage of the
minion. Whatever.
Like the actual video, it takes 4 minutes to get to the actual
(03:58):
video A. Sushi spot guys, would you guys
eataminion.exe shark yo here goes nothing.
Let's fly the joint and see if you catchminion.exe eater at the
Yo guys, we're literally taking off right now on the drone and
we are actually at the. Beach.
First of all, this is not a beach.
This is a shitty lake, and second of all, something's
(04:20):
telling me he's not actually flying this drone and this is
perhaps just stock drone footageof a lake, because it was like a
stock photo of a drone at the start and then you don't even
see him holding like a controller.
He's just looking off frame downas if there was a drone
controller there. Where's the actual drone
controller? Huh, look.
You know the watery all melted guys.
(04:40):
I don't know if people are goingto be swimming it is it's not
it's pretty good today. I feel like people might
actually be swimming, but you guys got to literally let me
know if you guys see any minion.exe sea eater anywhere
guys Oh my God. If you guys see him in the
water, guys, let me know. Down in the.
Comments All right guys, if we see a minion fucking EXE Sea
(05:01):
Eater, I will let him know. I I will be very vocal about it
and we'll let him know. We got a minion.exe sea theater
on the loose in my city. Right now, dude, imagine you're
just chilling, you know watchingsome TV and all of a sudden your
phone goes off with one of thoselittle alarms that pops up for
everyone in the room. Morning minion.exe Sea Eater
spotted in your city. Stay out of the lakes.
(05:22):
Now that would be epic. I'm.
Looking around and you guys got to literally oh, are those
boats? Wait, when did you
catchaminion.exe boat? No, oh wait, are there people
swimming? Oh, people are swimming and
stuff. No, that's actually crazy.
People are kayaking and people are swimming.
Oh my God, they have no idea that there's literally a sea
(05:46):
monster in this water, guys. And it's the mini.exe sea.
Eater Yeah, look at these fucking idiots over here
kayaking in a lake having a goodtime.
Little do they know there's a evil minion monster in the lake.
Like genuinely, what is this video?
They're. Literally in this water right
over here. Oh my God.
Wait, do you guys see them anywhere?
(06:08):
I don't. Really.
See. Theminion.exe Sea Eater anywhere
guys come on. I thought I was going to see him
in this video. Guys, we got to see him at least
once. I don't even know what the
minion.exe Sea Eater looks like.But wait, is that hand note that
looks like a orange pylon? I thought that was actually the
end, but you guys are to literally keep your eyes on the
(06:29):
lookout and let me know if you guys can see him anywhere.
Wait. Oh my God.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Jay Hills. Jay Hills.
Holy shit, dude. Oh my God.
Jay Hills. There are minion sea eaters
right there. Oh my God.
You. You said to let you know.
And here here's your spreading the knowledge, sharing my
knowledge with you. I see them.
(06:49):
What? Is that guys?
There's no way. Dude actually though these
things are fucking gigantic. They take out nearly the whole
entire lake. How could anybody miss this?
Like I feel like everyone in this city would see this shit.
See million pilot ship I'm faster than you even in your own
lake. Let.
Me know in the. Comments when it was saying you
literally have the captions up on the screen of what it was
(07:09):
saying like why do I have to letyou know that shit but.
I don't know if it could literally speak or not.
You don't know if it could speakor not.
You just said it was saying something.
Yes it it can speak. How else do you say something
without speaking? But look, look, people are
actually there. Oh my God, they're actually
swimming right now, guys. Look, and people are kayaking
(07:30):
and stuff. Oh my God, They have no idea
that there's a mini.exe sea eater in the water.
It's right there, guys. It's literally right there.
I think they see. It I don't think anybody sees
that shit. Dude.
All these people are just sitting in the ocean like
enjoying their time. They look pretty damn relaxed
right now. Not like there's a giant like
1000 foot minion monster mutant creature with razor sharp teeth
right in front of their faces. They they look pretty chill for
(07:52):
that they're. Running away.
They're literally, they're swimming away, Guys swimming.
Look, they're literally swimmingaway.
Yeah, not fast enough. They're not swimming away fast
enough. It's almost like this wasn't
actually there and this is fake.Yeah, guys, I I'll be the first
to call this out. I don't think this is a real
minion Sea Eater. You never know, though.
You know this this could totallybe real.
(08:15):
Totally. Anyways, throughout this video,
it's literally just exactly whatwe just saw.
The only additional thing that happens is Jay Hills just goes
whoa, he got eaten. Wow.
And then like continues to film like the craziest tragedy that's
ever happened in the world. No.
This guy eaten by the eater and he just ate and no you got the
mini die ECC eater he just ate. The like literally there's these
(08:38):
gigantic minion like sea fuckingeaters eating all the different
kayakers. I bet like 100 people died
during this video and J Hills isjust like Oh my God, dude, he
just got eaten Where's the cedarready go.
Oh my God, another one died. Subscribe to my channel and yeah
that's the video dude like pretty fucking terrible.
(09:00):
Click this video right here to watch more like the video.
Subscribe to the channel, go to keyboard.
I'll come to get your merch and yeah, bye.
Hello, people. Welcome back.
Today we're checking back in on J Hills.
He's another one of those 3:00 AM channels that are like stuck
in 2016. But last time we watched him, he
did this video where he had a sleepover with like the Poppy
Playtime characters, but they were wearing diapers.
It was just really weird, like, yeah, I don't know what was
(00:22):
going on in that video. But now he's changed up the
content yet again, and his channel has just turned into
Thrones catching eaters, specifically Minion Eaters,
which I have no idea what that is, but it looks terrifying and
also AI generated. Anyways, apparently J Hills is
out here catching real live footage of these eater demons
(00:45):
multiple times a week. I don't know what's going on,
but we got to figure it out. So let's check out one of his
videos. We're going to watch this one
titled Drone catchesminion.exe CEater In real life, he ate a
boat. And yeah, that this is the
thumbnail. I can't even tell you what I'm
looking at. Let's just watch this, no?
It's a sea eater and he just atethis on the kayak.
(01:08):
And look, OK so you're telling me he's flying a drone watching
a kayaker on the water and a fucking minion sea eater comes
out and eats the dude, kills himand J Hills just goes on with a
YouTube video. Like doesn't even react.
He just ate this person on a kayak or whatever.
The dude's dead I guess. Oh my God, minion boats.
(01:31):
Like imagine if this shit was real dude.
He just filmed a severe tragedy and is just doing like a YouTube
reaction to it while watching itlive on his little drone.
Oh yeah. My boat.
I hope I see it. Hey, see million, see come back
here. This is going to be a difficult
watch from. Behind these guys, he was
literally. There bro, look out, there's a
(01:52):
giant goldfish minion and pirateship minion boat behind you.
Lookout, lookout. They aren't even reacting to the
crazy things behind them. They're just like having a
stroll through the lake. Stay away pirate ship minion.
These are my food. No, this is my leg and you
better stay away before I. Eat it.
I genuinely feel my IQ dropping with each second this video
plays. It's kind of crazy how that
(02:13):
works. Guys, I just got to the beach,
guys. I just shoved my face in a pile
of snow and snorted it up my nose.
Is what he meant to say, but. Before I actually start flying
the drone, we're going to be watching this video.
Minion dot Yixie. Sea Eater.
Shark. Are you serious or not?
This is about to be a reaction video.
OK man, you can't even make yourlittle fake minion eater or
(02:34):
whatever video yourself. You have to just react to
somebody's realizing. I sound a little bit
hypocritical, but I mean, this is what this dude's channel is
all about. Back in the day I'm sure he used
to actually fly the drone. By the channel Power Sky Girl.
Yo look at them. Oh my God, they're literally on
the beach. If this video couldn't have
gotten any worse, the video he'sreacting to is AI bullshit.
(02:55):
Dude like what even is this shit?
Looks like a Riz Records music video and yo.
They're literally wait, what's happening?
Oh my God, it's a shark. Is it going to be turning into
sea? Eater and my suffering.
Oh my God, so they're jumping. Can this dude just shy up like
Oh my God, they don't even jump in, they're just walking through
the sand. And this video he's reacting to
(03:16):
absolutely sucks. Wait.
Did he just destroy their whole sandcastle?
Wait, why are the minions literally laughing at him?
Oh my God, wait the way look at the minion Oh my God no all the
shark got angry Why would the minion go inside of the shark's
mouth all. Right guys, I'm not going to
(03:36):
lie, I'm not trying to deal withJ Hill's bullshit.
It turns out the 1st 4 minutes of this is him literally just
reacting to this minion AI generated video extremely
poorly. AI generated by the way.
Like this shit is beyond curse. Anyways, after he reacts to
that, it actually switches to some drone footage of the
minion. Whatever.
Like the actual video, it takes 4 minutes to get to the actual
(03:58):
video A. Sushi spot guys, would you guys
eataminion.exe shark yo here goes nothing.
Let's fly the joint and see if you catchminion.exe eater at the
Yo guys, we're literally taking off right now on the drone and
we are actually at the. Beach.
First of all, this is not a beach.
This is a shitty lake, and second of all, something's
(04:20):
telling me he's not actually flying this drone and this is
perhaps just stock drone footageof a lake, because it was like a
stock photo of a drone at the start and then you don't even
see him holding like a controller.
He's just looking off frame downas if there was a drone
controller there. Where's the actual drone
controller? Huh, look.
You know the watery all melted guys.
(04:40):
I don't know if people are goingto be swimming it is it's not
it's pretty good today. I feel like people might
actually be swimming, but you guys got to literally let me
know if you guys see any minion.exe sea eater anywhere
guys Oh my God. If you guys see him in the
water, guys, let me know. Down in the.
Comments All right guys, if we see a minion fucking EXE Sea
(05:01):
Eater, I will let him know. I I will be very vocal about it
and we'll let him know. We got a minion.exe sea theater
on the loose in my city. Right now, dude, imagine you're
just chilling, you know watchingsome TV and all of a sudden your
phone goes off with one of thoselittle alarms that pops up for
everyone in the room. Morning minion.exe Sea Eater
spotted in your city. Stay out of the lakes.
(05:22):
Now that would be epic. I'm.
Looking around and you guys got to literally oh, are those
boats? Wait, when did you
catchaminion.exe boat? No, oh wait, are there people
swimming? Oh, people are swimming and
stuff. No, that's actually crazy.
People are kayaking and people are swimming.
Oh my God, they have no idea that there's literally a sea
(05:46):
monster in this water, guys. And it's the mini.exe sea.
Eater Yeah, look at these fucking idiots over here
kayaking in a lake having a goodtime.
Little do they know there's a evil minion monster in the lake.
Like genuinely, what is this video?
They're. Literally in this water right
over here. Oh my God.
Wait, do you guys see them anywhere?
(06:08):
I don't. Really.
See. Theminion.exe Sea Eater anywhere
guys come on. I thought I was going to see him
in this video. Guys, we got to see him at least
once. I don't even know what the
minion.exe Sea Eater looks like.But wait, is that hand note that
looks like a orange pylon? I thought that was actually the
end, but you guys are to literally keep your eyes on the
(06:29):
lookout and let me know if you guys can see him anywhere.
Wait. Oh my God.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
Jay Hills. Jay Hills.
Holy shit, dude. Oh my God.
Jay Hills. There are minion sea eaters
right there. Oh my God.
You. You said to let you know.
And here here's your spreading the knowledge, sharing my
knowledge with you. I see them.
(06:49):
What? Is that guys?
There's no way. Dude actually though these
things are fucking gigantic. They take out nearly the whole
entire lake. How could anybody miss this?
Like I feel like everyone in this city would see this shit.
See million pilot ship I'm faster than you even in your own
lake. Let.
Me know in the. Comments when it was saying you
literally have the captions up on the screen of what it was
(07:09):
saying like why do I have to letyou know that shit but.
I don't know if it could literally speak or not.
You don't know if it could speakor not.
You just said it was saying something.
Yes it it can speak. How else do you say something
without speaking? But look, look, people are
actually there. Oh my God, they're actually
swimming right now, guys. Look, and people are kayaking
(07:30):
and stuff. Oh my God, They have no idea
that there's a mini.exe sea eater in the water.
It's right there, guys. It's literally right there.
I think they see. It I don't think anybody sees
that shit. Dude.
All these people are just sitting in the ocean like
enjoying their time. They look pretty damn relaxed
right now. Not like there's a giant like
1000 foot minion monster mutant creature with razor sharp teeth
right in front of their faces. They they look pretty chill for
(07:52):
that they're. Running away.
They're literally, they're swimming away, Guys swimming.
Look, they're literally swimmingaway.
Yeah, not fast enough. They're not swimming away fast
enough. It's almost like this wasn't
actually there and this is fake.Yeah, guys, I I'll be the first
to call this out. I don't think this is a real
minion Sea Eater. You never know, though.
You know this this could totallybe real.
(08:15):
Totally. Anyways, throughout this video,
it's literally just exactly whatwe just saw.
The only additional thing that happens is Jay Hills just goes
whoa, he got eaten. Wow.
And then like continues to film like the craziest tragedy that's
ever happened in the world. No.
This guy eaten by the eater and he just ate and no you got the
mini die ECC eater he just ate. The like literally there's these
(08:38):
gigantic minion like sea fuckingeaters eating all the different
kayakers. I bet like 100 people died
during this video and J Hills isjust like Oh my God, dude, he
just got eaten Where's the cedarready go.
Oh my God, another one died. Subscribe to my channel and yeah
that's the video dude like pretty fucking terrible.
(09:00):
Click this video right here to watch more like the video.
Subscribe to the channel, go to keyboard.
I'll come to get your merch and yeah, bye.
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