Zhong Can't STOP FAKING Videos...

Zhong Can't STOP FAKING Videos... - Hello People, welcome back! Today we take a look at a cringe video from Zhong where he claims to go to Ronaldo's house in an attempt to become the best dad. He's known for faking videos though so today we'll find out if it's really true. Enjoy! :)KeidBoi----------------------------------------------------------------Today's Video is edited by:  @ChadEditorYT  ----------------------------------------------------------------KEIDBOI MERCH!!! ⊳ http://www.KeidBoi.comJOIN THE OFFICIAL KEID REDDIT ⊳ https://www.reddit.com/r/Keid/SUBSCRIBE TO KEIDBOI ⊳ https://www.youtube.com/@KeidBoiJOIN THE DISCORD ⊳ https://discord.gg/B7mm5TYRRX----------------------------------------------------------------follow these to be cool person 😎↪ Twitter: https://twitter.com/KeidBoi↪ Instagram: https://instagram.com/KeidBoi↪ Snapchat: https://snapchat.com/add/KeidBoi----------------------------------------------------------------Other Similar Videos:Topper Guild Can't STOP FAKING Videos...https://youtu.be/TFBqGM1ICPY?si=jR9osjRTyIgiY2pZTHE WORST DUO ON YOUTUBEhttps://youtu.be/k4oLFDot04E?si=LjWbmDmXTDmdf0zrZhong RUINED Squid Game...https://youtu.be/9O3L4cuYGbs?si=7ic0ID8i4RzBi7J7----------------------------------------------------------------All audio and video belongs to the respective owner----------------------------------------------------------------

Episode Transcript

(00:00):
Hello people, welcome back. Zhong is another one of the
fastest growing channels on YouTube.
He's currently sitting at nearly60 million subscribers and that
is just absolutely baffling to me because I feel like nobody
has conversations about this dude yet.
He is growing ridiculously fast on YouTube.
Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier.

(00:20):
Anyways, I've made a few videos about him before so maybe you
already know who he is, but regardless, there's a little
context for you. Anyways, today we're going to
check up on his content and see what it takes to get 60 million
subscribers on YouTube in 2025. To find out, we're going to
watch his newest video. My Girlfriend is Pregnant with
twins. Zong laying down the pipe.

(00:41):
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My girlfriend is pregnant with twins.

(01:04):
Let me explain. Ho Zong, you do not have to
explain it to me, I fully understand what happened.
You and cats obviously were veryattracted to each other so you
gave her a high 5:00 and then a bro fist and now she has twins
in her belly. My girlfriend Cat has been
feeling really weird lately so Itook her to the hospital.
Doctor, can you please do a checkup on Cat?

(01:24):
OK, but there's no way that her stomach would get that big
without her knowing that she waspregnant.
Like what could she possibly think is making her stomach grow
like that one too many Mick Riddles?
Follow me. Well, Kat, it looks like you're
pregnant and you're having twins.
We're having twins, Tsong, are you really ready to be a dad?

(01:46):
Oh no. Judging from how this guy acts
in his videos, no. I don't know.
Zong, can I speak to you? Zong, you're going to have to
prove to Cat that you're going to be a good father before you
can see the twins. OK bro, listen, I know that you

(02:06):
got this girl pregnant, but first we have to do a YouTube
challenge video to figure out ifyou're going to be a good
father. Otherwise the kid will be raised
by a single mom and no Papa. Like damn bro, that's pretty
fucked up don't you think? Imagine if this is how life
actually works. You got to go through a fucking
YouTube challenge video to proveyour worthiness of being a

(02:26):
father before you could be a father to your own children.
What should I? Do just start by going to
Ronaldo's house. He's the best dad ever.
What? So yeah, why not just throw
fucking Ronaldo in the video? You know, 30 seconds in already
getting a little bit too boring.Want to know how to be a good
father or go to fucking Ronaldo's house because why not?
The fuck is that good now? It was time for me to train to

(02:48):
be a good dad. Really, what does jumping in
water and getting an anvil thrown on your head have to do
with being a good dad? Shouldn't the challenges be
like, I don't know, pushing a stroller?
Maybe a stroller relay race withother dads or something?
Maybe you go to a fucking parental guidance class?
I don't know. You definitely don't get anvils
thrown on your head as a test. I don't think you could handle

(03:08):
anymore brain damage anyways. Long.
You got enough already, OK buddy?
To start my training, I'm gonna go to Ronaldo's house.
Hi guys. I just made it to Ronaldo's
house. No, you.
You didn't make it to Ronaldo's house.
You are instead at wrong Aldo's house.
Let's go see it Ronaldo was taking so long.

(03:31):
What do you want? Nila, what are you doing here?
Ronaldo was hosting A ditty party at his house.
He's into some freaky shit, specifically prisoners.
This. Is my house.
Duh, we all know this is Ronaldo's house.
No, we don't all know that. This is not common knowledge.
Also, this looks nothing like Ronaldo's house Editor do a side

(03:53):
by side of Ronaldo's house and Ronaldo's house.
You see that shit? Nothing alike.
Ronaldo's house clears wrong autos.
Get inside. OK, you got me this.
Isn't my house, I know, but how you get in?
I've got a key. You broke into Ronaldo's house.

(04:13):
Be quiet guys. Like how was bro telling Zong to
be quiet after doing quite literally the loudest hush you
could possibly do? I.
Disabled all the security cameras the cops aren't.
Coming. OK.
Let's go. Wait.
Why did you break into Ronaldo'shouse?
I. Had to get something from
Ronaldo. Wait, why did you break into
Ronaldo's house? Well, he is the best dad so I

(04:36):
wanted to come here and get someclues to help me be a better
dad. Imagine a world where this is
real. Imagine taking into Ronaldo's
going to become a good fellow they actually break into
Ronaldo's house imagine the newsheadlines YouTube Zong does a
home invasion on Ronaldo for hisYouTube content jailed for 25

(04:57):
years the matrix has attacked meI'm gonna.
Call the police now. No, no.
No, no, no. If you call the police, you'll
get arrested too. This is actually so fucking
painful to watch. Oh.
My God, remember. Technically, you broke into
Ronaldo's house as well. And now he has to sit here and
explain why are we fucking dead ass?

(05:20):
Anyways, they go to Ronaldo's bedroom and they have a freak
off party there with each other and then I don't really know
what else happens. I just skipped to a random part
in the video because this is really dragging on.
Wait, what is this? Guys?
This is Ronaldo's diary, guys. There has to be a clue in here
on how to be a good dad. Here we go.

(05:44):
I think I found something. Look, there's an address to the
world's best dad coach. Oh.
Yeah, Ronaldo's diary has an address to the world's best dad
coach. So what brings you to my
training facility? My name is Zong and my
girlfriend is having twins so I wouldn't be the best at possible
and I was able to get your number from Ronaldo's diary.
What the fuck is kids content dude?

(06:06):
How do we get to this level of shit?
Also I skipped over it last timebut now that you're showing it
again, what the hell is wrong with Zong on this mug?
AI did bro dirty as hell. I am terrified right now.
Well, let's. See if you can handle my
training. Let's get started.
I got this. No, it was time to begin my dad
training anything for my new twins.
Do you guys think Zong is actually having twins or is this

(06:29):
all a YouTube facade? Bernaldo's first piece of advice
is a dad never flinched. So for today's first training,
I'll be dropping a series of objects until that bubble while
you sit under it. And if you flinch even once, you
fail. Guys, these objects look so
heavy. Guys, hopefully this bubble can
protect me. Wait, you're not dropping

(06:50):
anything dangerous, are you? You're just going to have to sit
there and find out. I got this.
I'm going to be a good dad. But for the final object, the
dad just throws a fucking meteorite on him.
Song just disintegrates on impact.
Now that would be YouTube content.
That's what I want to see level.One, we'll be dropping spiky
pineapples. What?

(07:11):
Spiky pineapples. Guys, I don't have one to ask,
but if you guys have a father, go ask him right now.
Have you ever got pineapples dropped on you while inside of a
bubble to make sure you're a good dad?
If not, then I'm sorry you got to roast him because he didn't
try hard enough to be a good dad.
You know true good dads get pineapples dropped on their
heads while inside of a bubble. OK, that is just a known fact.

(07:34):
OK, I got. This Little does he know these
are all made of foam, but let's find out if he's a real man or a
whiny little baby. Well that's fucking stupid.
I wanted to see an anvil get dropped on Zong's head.
Come on, I've missed, right? No.

(07:55):
You know, I'm going to just see a foam anvil dropped on his
head. That blows.
Let's just get to that and watchthat pathetic piece of content.
I guess level. 4 This bubble seems to be getting weaker by
the minute. Let's see if it could withstand
a £250 anvil. OK wait, so is everything here
made out of foam or is this a £250 fucking anvil?

(08:17):
Pick one. Are we?
Really going to drop the anvil. I do not know I survived.
Yeah, that looked like foam. You cannot tell me that that's
fucking £250. All they do in this kids content
is just lie and lie and lie and exaggerate shit and I'm sick of

(08:39):
it. But that being said, let's get
this stupid video done with, OK?I'm gonna skip ahead to whenever
he's done with the challenges. Finally you made him.
Who the fuck is that guy? Thanks for taking care of them
for a bit, I can handle it from here.
Doesn't mean I pass. I'll tell the dad coach that you
passed. I can finally go to the
hospital. Is she OK?

(09:00):
Are they holding her at gunpoint?
Because I passed, it was finallytime to head back to the
hospital. Cat, I'm back now.
I'm officially ready to be a dad.
Where's the twins? Oh, the doctor's bringing them
back right now. You're telling me she gave
fucking birth and you weren't there for it?
Instead you're doing your stupidYouTube video?
How's it looking down there? Have a wee and then back in my

(09:21):
wife was going into labor and I decided to leave her ever so
briefly to grab something to eatto fortify me for the events
ahead. Chicken bucket, please that's
gonna take a few minutes is thatOK?
Yes, I can wait I. Mean, that just shows me what
kind of father you're gonna be. You're about to be the one that
just shoves the camera in your kids faces.
Seriously, I'm really hoping that he's not actually having
kids because you already know that that's exactly what would

(09:41):
happen too. I'm so happy I'm finally going
to be a dad. All right.
Here are your twins. Mama guys, the twins are so
cute. Those are not newborn babies.
Like what the fuck did they comeout like that?
Really. She just gave birth just now.

(10:05):
Wait, who are you? Wait, where did the light go?
What's happening? The lights.
Are back on. Oh no.
The twins, where they go. Guys, someone took our twins.
And yeah, as long as kids just get fucking kidnapped and then
the video ends. What did I just watch?
Genuine question by the way. I want to know what the fuck I

(10:27):
just watched somebody explain itto me.
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