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SPEAKER_00 (01:12):
This is Kinks and Cocktails, a podcast where we
explore all things kink and allthings drink.
Kinks and Cocktails containsexplicit content.
Listener discretion is advised.

SPEAKER_04 (01:31):
Hi everyone, this is Kinks and Cocktails, and we have
some very fun listener storiestoday.
My name is Katie, and I wouldlike to welcome our dear friend
Joshua, who will be a guest hosttoday.
Thanks for being here, Josh.

SPEAKER_01 (01:44):
You got it, Catherine.
Thanks for having me.

SPEAKER_04 (01:46):
Of course.
So how have you been?

SPEAKER_01 (01:48):
I have been uh amazing.

SPEAKER_04 (01:51):
That's good.

SPEAKER_01 (01:53):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (01:53):
So thank you so much for hosting my birthday last
weekend, honestly.

SPEAKER_01 (01:57):
Yeah, that was super fun.

SPEAKER_04 (01:58):
It was so fun.
You gave me the best friedexperience.
Well, the only fried experienceI've ever had.

SPEAKER_01 (02:04):
Yeah.
Yeah.
I would say it, I would say itlived up to it, right?
We did beer pong or sorry, beerbongs, which was awesome.
Uh we did, well, you explain itbecause you brought it.
I had never done that beforewhen I was going to school.

SPEAKER_04 (02:16):
Oh, yeah, that's a new thing.
I had explained it to Eve tooyesterday when she was on.
It's a a Borg.
Blackout Rage gallon includes agallon of water.
Dump half of that out, add asmuch vodka as you want,
electrolytes, and Mio.

SPEAKER_01 (02:31):
Yeah.
That actually I woke up feelingbetter than I have most days
because I just kept on drinkinga ton of water and and retaining
it all, which was amazing.

SPEAKER_04 (02:41):
It was mostly water and electrolytes.
Like nobody got super lit oranything.
And like it was great.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (02:47):
It was perfect.
I think I actually becamehealthier at your frat party
than uh than my normal everyday,every day, everyday stuff.

SPEAKER_04 (02:55):
And from your frat parties back in the day?

SPEAKER_01 (02:57):
Oh, those are just there's nothing healthy about
those.
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (03:07):
They're fun.

SPEAKER_01 (03:08):
So the two secrets I learned are one, you have to you
have to like pour the beer kindof vigorously.
So all that uh you want to likewhat is it, disturb all the air
bubbles and whatnot.
Okay.
Um, so that they rise up andthey get out of there.
Because otherwise your stomach'sjust gonna be full of
carbonation.

SPEAKER_04 (03:25):
Yeah, I did not feel full.
It like that's why I don't likebeer, but this is fine.

SPEAKER_01 (03:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that's why when we pour it,right?
We pour it.
And then where you like kind oflike tip your end down so all
the bubbles go up, you know?
So it's just like uh you're justmainlining beer.

SPEAKER_04 (03:41):
There's like no foam, no like buttons.
It was perfect.

SPEAKER_01 (03:44):
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (03:44):
I loved it.
I'm 10 out of 10.

SPEAKER_01 (03:46):
10 wood wood bong again.

SPEAKER_04 (03:48):
Yes, wood bong again.

SPEAKER_01 (03:50):
Yeah, and that was Hams, which is which not that's
probably the nicest beer I thinkI've ever had out of a beer
bong.
Most of the time, it's like, Imean, not even Natty Ice is
pretty nice.
Usually it's like it's like it'slike uh Milwaukee's best diesel,
right?
Which is awful.
Um Schmidt, you know.

SPEAKER_04 (04:10):
It's a frat party.
Like in you guys bought what,car cov vodka for me?
Yeah, and that's what the theme.

SPEAKER_01 (04:18):
That was high-end.
I was like, I was like, ooh.

SPEAKER_04 (04:20):
Back in the day.

SPEAKER_01 (04:24):
I still have those, by the way.
I have no idea what I'm gonna dowith the carkov?
Two bottles, two half fullbottles of carkov.

SPEAKER_04 (04:30):
Put them in a different bottle, and I don't
know.

SPEAKER_01 (04:34):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (04:34):
I don't know.
I'm kidding.
That's mean.

SPEAKER_01 (04:36):
Yeah, a fancy, fancy Kirkland.

SPEAKER_04 (04:39):
Here we go.
So yeah, today's episode, thetheme is about first date fails,
listener stories, and some ofJoshua's stories that he has of
his own, because you've beenback in the dating world
recently.

SPEAKER_01 (04:55):
I did, yeah.
I have a I have a I have apretty big fail.
Okay.
So that was fun.

SPEAKER_04 (05:00):
All right.

SPEAKER_01 (05:01):
Not a ton of dates, but but I do have some bad ones,
which were amazing.

SPEAKER_04 (05:06):
That's gonna happen.
I guess we'll hear all about it.

SPEAKER_01 (05:08):
Yep.

SPEAKER_04 (05:08):
Um, I did also, before we get into stories and
sharing some of those, I wantedto go over a list of crazy
bizarre dating sites that areout there.

SPEAKER_01 (05:20):
Okay.
I'm gonna I'm gonna write downsome of my favorites.

SPEAKER_04 (05:23):
Just take notes so you can check it out if you
wanted.
Yeah, exactly.
Love it.

SPEAKER_01 (05:27):
Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 (05:28):
Yep.
Not all of these are still inexistence, but they all did
exist at some point.
Some of them are still outthere.

SPEAKER_01 (05:34):
Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_04 (05:35):
All right.
First one I got is called SaladMatch.

SPEAKER_01 (05:39):
Ooh.

SPEAKER_04 (05:40):
So this Apple Pear users over their preferences in
salad.
It started by NYC restaurantchain chain called Just Salad.
Salad Match will find you adate.
They even do like speed datingevents where you can eat salads
on your speed dates.
So yeah, what what's yourfavorite salad, Joshua?

SPEAKER_01 (06:00):
Uh, I'm gonna say it wrong.
I think it's like uh caprese orwhatever.
The caprice, whatever.

SPEAKER_04 (06:06):
Caprice?

SPEAKER_01 (06:07):
I don't know.
The tomato and the mozzarellaand all that.

SPEAKER_04 (06:09):
That basalmic.

SPEAKER_01 (06:11):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (06:11):
It's a that's a good one.

SPEAKER_01 (06:12):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (06:13):
Like the fresh basil, I think, is in there too.
Yeah, like like I don't know howto say that one either.

SPEAKER_01 (06:17):
It's like it's like all my favorite salads are
probably not actually salads.
So it's ones like taco salad.
Right.
No, that's just a taco crumpledup, right?
Um egg salad.
Egg salad, pasta salad, right?

SPEAKER_04 (06:30):
Yeah, Mcmacaroni salad.

SPEAKER_01 (06:32):
Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 (06:33):
What's up?
Oh, shout out to that one TikToklady.
Oh, she like went viral, but shewas like, she lives in Minnesota
and she makes what she callsMinnesota salads that aren't
really salads.
And she makes like the jellosalads and like the pudding,
like Snicker salads, and likeshe's hilarious.

SPEAKER_01 (06:51):
Those are real.

SPEAKER_04 (06:53):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (06:53):
So yeah, I mean, I think I think those are it.
Uh if we're given shout-outs, ohyeah.
Sorry, I'm gonna open it.

SPEAKER_04 (06:59):
That's okay.
This is kinks and cocktails.
You're allowed to have a beer.

SPEAKER_01 (07:02):
I know go for it.
It's not a cocktail, it's not acocktail.
I'll pour it into like uh one ofthese, like we'll take it.
Um shout out to the people whotirelessly work at Lunds and
Byrley's making those amazingsalads with their salad thing.
It's unreal.

SPEAKER_04 (07:19):
Okay, they have good salads there.
I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_01 (07:21):
So actually, if I think of my favorite like like
salad from there, it's probablyuh they have like this uh this
curry chicken one that's prettygood.
There's not e there's nothinghealthy in it.
It's just it's just like I thinkit's just chicken and sauce.
Yeah, it's like egg salad, onlyit's like chicken salad, right?
Yeah, it's like yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (07:40):
Oh, well, we live in Minnesota where a lot of the
Midwest salads are like candybars in it, literally, and jello
and whipped cream and love it.

SPEAKER_01 (07:52):
Oh, I do like one healthy salad, seaweed salad.

SPEAKER_04 (07:56):
That is a good one.
I love seaweed salad, yeah.
So good.
Um, I think I like I go toclassic Caesar.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (08:05):
Um, so do you do anchovies?

SPEAKER_04 (08:08):
Yes.

SPEAKER_01 (08:09):
Yeah, because you have to.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (08:12):
Uh-huh.
I love tinned fish.
Yeah.
Yes.

SPEAKER_01 (08:14):
Oh my gosh.
But the best part about the bestpart of the anchovies is like,
is like the first time I orderedit, it was kind of like this
rite of passage where I was allnervous about it and I was like,
oh, well, you know, was thatlike a fancy place?

SPEAKER_04 (08:26):
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
I've never had it like that.
I've just had it where like butI know what you're talking
about.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (08:31):
Yeah.
You order you order the Caesarand then you're like, oh, well,
you know, what do you want withit?
And you're like, ah, chicken orsteak or nothing.
Whatever.
Um, but I was like, oh, can Iget some anchovies with it?
And it was all like, I didn'tknow if that was okay.
Yeah.
And the waiter was like, I gotyou.

SPEAKER_03 (08:46):
Nice.

SPEAKER_01 (08:46):
I got you.
And now, like everywhere.
I can be at Applebee's and I'llask them if they have anchovies
to go with it.

SPEAKER_04 (08:52):
I didn't know you can ask for that, like anywhere.
Okay.
Yeah.
Noted.

SPEAKER_01 (08:56):
Uh it's it's usually at the places where they make
the Caesar because then they'regonna have the anchovies that
they blend up with the yeah,whatever other crap is in there.

SPEAKER_04 (09:07):
Absolutely.
They have it on hand.

SPEAKER_01 (09:09):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (09:09):
But definitely do that next time.

SPEAKER_01 (09:11):
I would not eat, speaking of first date fails, I
would not eat a anchovy Caesarsalad.

SPEAKER_04 (09:20):
On a first date.

SPEAKER_01 (09:21):
On a first date.
That would be, you know, that'dbe that'd be kind of bad form.
You know?

SPEAKER_04 (09:27):
Depends.
I've seen somebody I know saidshe went on a first date and she
ordered the wings.

SPEAKER_02 (09:35):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (09:36):
And she like, she's like, I don't care.
And she like got all messy andsloppy eating them with her
hands.
And the guy was like, that'sreally hot.
He was like, thank you for likejust being yourself and not
like, thank you for not orderinga salad.

SPEAKER_01 (09:51):
And they're just like in fact, salad, I bet is
like the worst first date foodof all, because you get like
shit in your teeth and all that.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (10:01):
That and like just getting a big giant bite of
salad.
It's hard to cut a salad, let'sbe honest.

SPEAKER_01 (10:06):
Yeah.
So you're like shoveling it inyour mouth.
Right.

SPEAKER_04 (10:08):
And it's like awkward giant bites, like you're
trying to be all dainty andcute, but it's not really tomato
juice squirting everywhere.

SPEAKER_01 (10:16):
Just Yep, yep, yep.
No, I think that's that's spoton.
That's spot on.
So is is is what is it?
Salad meat.
Salad match.
Salad match.

SPEAKER_04 (10:27):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (10:27):
Is that still around?

SPEAKER_04 (10:29):
That one I'm not sure.
I don't remember.
I did not know if it was or not.

SPEAKER_01 (10:32):
I wouldn't be surprised if that if that did
not take off.

SPEAKER_04 (10:36):
Right.
Let me look actually at SaladMatch dating site.
Okay, let's see.
Oh no.
They're that was from 2010 to2013.
They are long gone.

SPEAKER_01 (10:50):
Yeah.
Yeah.
They rode their wave.

SPEAKER_04 (10:53):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (10:53):
But imagine, imagine, imagine meeting
somebody.
Because like like a lot ofdating sites, right?
You're like kind of passionate.
Yeah.
You have like you have thenormal ones.
Right.
But like uh uh uh what's what'sthe one for uh Jewish people?
J Date, right?
Okay, you know, like if I'msigning up on J Date, I'm
probably pretty I'm probablypretty like excited about

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meeting other Jewish people tooand talking about like like all
that kind of stuff, right?
Yep.
Um or whatever it might be.
Like you have to be reallypassionate about salads.
Imagine like your bio on saladmatch, like I like a crispy
lettuce, like a good green mix,like green flag, avocados, red

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flag, taking salad to go becauseit'll spoil in the car.

SPEAKER_04 (11:41):
Yeah, that's so funny.
Right.
They get really into it.

unknown (11:44):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (11:45):
Exactly.

SPEAKER_04 (11:46):
You know what?
Most people are meant for eachother.
I love it.

SPEAKER_01 (11:49):
All the prompts are like, what's your most
adventurous salad you've evereaten?

SPEAKER_04 (11:55):
You toss your salad.
Oh, wait a minute.

SPEAKER_01 (11:58):
Yep, yep.

SPEAKER_04 (12:00):
I wonder if that's an area on this site.

SPEAKER_01 (12:03):
That's probably who bought it.
Salad tossed or something.
Yeah, imagine those crowdsintermediate.

SPEAKER_04 (12:08):
That's a whole different dating site.

SPEAKER_01 (12:10):
I know, and that would be amazing.
People are like, what's yourfavorite salad?
You're like, oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (12:17):
Telling you the ones I like to toss.
And they're like, I just likethe house wedge.
Like, wait a minute.
Imagine that, like a speeddating, those two different
sides.

SPEAKER_01 (12:29):
Wedgie salad.
Wedgie salad.
There it is.
Yeah, perfect.

SPEAKER_04 (12:35):
I will clink and drink to that.
Cheers, Joss.
Cheers.

SPEAKER_01 (12:38):
Cheers, my friend.

SPEAKER_04 (12:39):
There you go.
Do you want to hear the nextone?

SPEAKER_01 (12:43):
Yes.

SPEAKER_04 (12:44):
All right.
Clowndating.com.

SPEAKER_01 (12:49):
Nope.

SPEAKER_04 (12:50):
No.

SPEAKER_01 (12:51):
Nope.

SPEAKER_04 (12:51):
Not into honking some horns or uh balloon animals
or I I will I will hear thedescription.

SPEAKER_01 (12:58):
I'm ready, but uh, but that like it makes me
uncomfortable even thinkingabout it.

SPEAKER_04 (13:04):
I don't have a description because I didn't
think it needed one.

SPEAKER_01 (13:08):
I wonder if it's like if it's like where you meet
where clowns meet each other.
Oh, it's more of like like youbook a clown for your date.
I don't know.
Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_04 (13:17):
I know I okay.
So our very first episode everfor kinks and cocktails was
about lunars.
Do you know what lunars are?

SPEAKER_01 (13:26):
I have no idea what a lunar is.

SPEAKER_04 (13:27):
Lunars are uh it's a balloon fetish, a balloon kink.
Okay, which also intertwineswith a clown kink, a clown
fetish.
Um a lot of lunars they sit onballoons, big giant balloons
that are like five feet long.
Um there's lunar conventions.
There's basically two differentsides to lunars.

SPEAKER_01 (13:49):
Okay.

SPEAKER_04 (13:49):
Some lunars like to blow up their balloons and pop
them and they the popping noisethey love.

SPEAKER_02 (13:55):
Okay.

SPEAKER_04 (13:55):
Or sit on their balloon until it pops.
And then the other side oflunars do not like popping their
balloons, anti-pop.

SPEAKER_01 (14:03):
Oh, those crowds should not meet.

SPEAKER_04 (14:06):
That that's why I always wondered how a lunar
convention works.
Are there two different wings ofthe hotel convention center that
they're at?
What's going on?

SPEAKER_01 (14:13):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (14:15):
And sometimes there's clowns.

SPEAKER_01 (14:17):
Maybe it's kind of like understandably.
Maybe it's like SNM stuff,right?
Where you have where you have tolike push those boundaries.
So, you know, you have like thepeople who don't like it popped,
you know, and you and you'relike, you're like, get ready.

SPEAKER_04 (14:29):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (14:30):
Get ready.
I'm gonna pop this balloon.

SPEAKER_04 (14:32):
Yeah.
Some people even go inside ofthe balloons, like, because
they're that big.
They're like they can be likeeight, ten feet big balloons,
and they'll go inside of them.
And like oh, our our lunarepisode is our most popular
episode.

SPEAKER_01 (14:46):
You guys can't see my face.
I'm no I'm I'm this is this isthis is beyond me.

SPEAKER_04 (14:51):
He is without speech.

SPEAKER_01 (14:53):
Yeah, getting into a balloon.
Because because I'm like, I'mlike, that's dangerous.

SPEAKER_04 (14:57):
I'll show you some clips later and you'll be
amazed.
I can't wait.

SPEAKER_01 (15:01):
Okay, all right.
I'm in.

SPEAKER_04 (15:02):
Are you ready for the next one?

SPEAKER_01 (15:03):
Yep.

SPEAKER_04 (15:05):
This one, you'd probably like this one too, but
I don't I know Danny would likethis one.
Um, it's called Hater.

unknown (15:12):
Okay.

SPEAKER_04 (15:12):
So it's a dating app based on bringing people
together through mutual hatredof various things.

SPEAKER_01 (15:19):
Oh yeah.
Is that one still exist?
I need to go sign up for that.

SPEAKER_04 (15:23):
Actually, I think this one is.
Hater.
I think it's just I'm not surewhat it's called exactly.
Hater.com, I'm not sure.
But just look up hater datingsite, dating app.
And yeah, you do you both hatecertain salads?

unknown (15:38):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (15:39):
Bond over it.

SPEAKER_01 (15:40):
Yeah, you could like, yeah, absolutely.
Right?
Like, like you'd get matched onfavorite red flags.

SPEAKER_04 (15:46):
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, like oh, I hate that thingtoo so much.
Let's let's let's date about it.
Yeah, seriously.

SPEAKER_01 (15:52):
Seriously.
I could see that.
I could see that going on.
Right.
For sure.
Uh yeah.
Yeah.
I think I think I think nobody,or at least most people don't
want to date somebody who'snegative about everything.
Right?
But some people might, right?
And those people could find eachother on hater.com.

SPEAKER_04 (16:14):
Not even negative about everything, just
passionate about the few thingsthey do not like.

SPEAKER_02 (16:19):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (16:20):
Like I strongly dislike lima beans.

SPEAKER_01 (16:26):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (16:26):
Would I date somebody who hates them?
Just as bad.
That I don't know.
Maybe that's not the only reasonI would date somebody, but it'd
be it would be like aconversation piece, right?
Like trauma bonding.

SPEAKER_01 (16:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're like, okay, let's makesure we're on the same page.
Lima beans.

SPEAKER_04 (16:43):
Yeah.
We're not putting them in oursalad.

SPEAKER_01 (16:45):
Hard pass.
So what I see all over the placeis a lot of people are very
split on pineapple on pizza.
Either you have people that loveit on pizza and hate those that
hate it on pizza, or people thathate it on pizza.
But it's a very, it's a verypassionate subject.

SPEAKER_04 (17:02):
It is.
What's your stance on it?

SPEAKER_01 (17:05):
I love it.

SPEAKER_04 (17:07):
Same.

SPEAKER_01 (17:07):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (17:08):
Yes, absolutely.

SPEAKER_01 (17:10):
So shout out shout out to Latif's Pizzeria in uh in
Plymouth, Minnesota, that has apicture of me playing hockey up
on the wall.
Nice.
From when I was like in likesecond grade or something like
that.
But um, but they have this likeit's called like peppadoo pizza
or something like that.
Okay.
Anyway, it doesn't have redsauce.
It's got like this like garlic,cream, butter, whatever sauce,

(17:34):
and then cheese, and then uhlike spicy peppers and Canadian
bacon and pineapple.
And it's other than their housespecial, it's like the best
pizza I've ever had.

SPEAKER_04 (17:47):
All the good stuff.
I like pineapple with spicy,like pepper pizza.
Yeah, that's the best.

SPEAKER_01 (17:53):
Absolutely.
All in.

SPEAKER_04 (17:55):
Yeah.
Alright, so we can joinhater.com and hate on people who
hate pineapple and pizza.
Let's see.
The next one is called MissTravel.
So Miss Travel is basically thesame kind of any like sort of

(18:17):
sugar daddy dating site, butwith the added danger of
potentially traveling overseasto meet the man.

SPEAKER_01 (18:24):
Hmm.
So it's like it's like the otherend of the male order bride
sites.

SPEAKER_04 (18:31):
Kinda.

SPEAKER_01 (18:32):
Because like I will go on that site and be like, oh,
I'll shop around.
I'll I like that one.
You know?
And then this one's like, ooh,I'll find my my guy.
This is like 90-day fiance.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (18:45):
I don't except it's like a sugar daddy situation,
not 90-day fiance.
Well, I mean, sometimes that is.

SPEAKER_01 (18:54):
But I've never seen 90-day fiance.
No.
No.
I'm lacking on Mike Trashy TV.

SPEAKER_04 (19:00):
I was of Danny and I were both obsessed with it for
the longest time.
But there's so many spin-offsand episodes.
I gave up.
But it's good.
It's great.

SPEAKER_01 (19:08):
Do you ever watch episodes of people watching
90-day fiance?
Like the recap ones and stuff.

SPEAKER_04 (19:14):
That is a spin-off.
Um, what's it called?
What's it called?

SPEAKER_01 (19:21):
Like revisited or something or whatever they call
it.

SPEAKER_04 (19:23):
Where like they both like sit on their bed as a
couple.
The the couple was also on 90Day Fiance.
Yeah.
And they watch another coupleand they give their live
commentary as they watch it.

SPEAKER_01 (19:34):
Yeah.
That's it's nice.
That's like Twitch.

SPEAKER_04 (19:37):
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like that.

SPEAKER_01 (19:39):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (19:39):
They do they do it all.
Yeah.
It's it's a lot to watch.

SPEAKER_01 (19:42):
That would be a lot.

SPEAKER_04 (19:44):
All right.
Ready for the next one?

SPEAKER_01 (19:46):
I am.

SPEAKER_04 (19:47):
The mullet passions.

SPEAKER_01 (19:49):
Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (19:52):
You into it?

SPEAKER_01 (19:53):
Yeah, I'm passionate about mullets.
And yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (19:57):
You don't have one.

SPEAKER_01 (19:58):
No.

SPEAKER_04 (19:59):
Are you passionate like you would get one for this
site?
Or just find somebody whoequally enjoys them, even though
you don't have one?
Or would you find it?

SPEAKER_01 (20:08):
I would probably combine it with hater.com.

SPEAKER_04 (20:10):
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (20:10):
It'd be like mullet hater.com.

SPEAKER_04 (20:13):
You want to find another lover of mullets.

SPEAKER_01 (20:15):
No, I want to find a hater of I want I want to I am
passionate about mullets in inthe other way.

SPEAKER_04 (20:22):
Oh, you do not like them.

SPEAKER_01 (20:23):
No.

SPEAKER_04 (20:24):
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (20:24):
It's like a bumper sticker that says we're not
going to be friends.
Right?

SPEAKER_04 (20:31):
So yeah, you think there might be two sides to
mulletpassions.com.

SPEAKER_01 (20:35):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (20:36):
Or you can start your own website of
anti-mullets.com.

SPEAKER_01 (20:40):
Yeah.

unknown (20:40):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (20:41):
Not so passionate about mullets.com.

SPEAKER_04 (20:44):
You can start your own dating site.

SPEAKER_01 (20:45):
It's a little long.
I would probably I would renamethat one to like maybe like
north of six ninety four.com.

SPEAKER_04 (20:52):
To everybody listening, that's 694 is is a
major highway in Minnesota.

SPEAKER_01 (20:57):
Yep.
I'd probably call it that.
Just lump in a lot of this stuffinto north of694.com.

SPEAKER_04 (21:08):
You're not wrong.
All right.
Oh, you're gonna really like thenext one then.
So it's called can dobetter.com.

SPEAKER_01 (21:21):
Okay.
Okay.

SPEAKER_04 (21:23):
So do you remember the website Hot or Not?

SPEAKER_01 (21:26):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (21:26):
Okay.
I was just a child, way tooyoung to be on there, but I do
remember it.
And um so can do better letssomeone in a relationship upload
two pictures.

SPEAKER_01 (21:42):
Okay.

SPEAKER_04 (21:42):
One of themselves and one of their current
partner.

SPEAKER_01 (21:46):
Well, that's not fair.

SPEAKER_04 (21:48):
Mm-hmm.
So other users on the site votewho is the hottest in the
relationship and who is not inthat relationship.
And whoever, after certain likea week or 10 days, whoever gets
the best votes for being thehottest gets granted access to
the dating side of that site.

(22:08):
Meaning this is a terrible meanway that they're breaking up
with their partner.
They're letting the people vote.
Can I do better?
Who's hotter?
Me or them?

SPEAKER_01 (22:17):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (22:18):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (22:19):
Yeah, but then you then imagine imagine that dating
pool.
Like the only people that you'regonna be matched with on the
other side are other peopleshitty enough to so it's it
almost like works itself out.

SPEAKER_04 (22:33):
Right.
I thought the same thing.
It's like, you know what?
Y'all are meant for each other.
Yeah.
Go ahead.

SPEAKER_01 (22:38):
Exactly.
I think that that works outreally well.
Right.

SPEAKER_04 (22:41):
At first I was like, that's mean, but then I thought
the same thing you did.

SPEAKER_01 (22:44):
They should have they should also have like the
consolation prize site, youknow, where people are just
like, yeah, fuck those guys.
Yeah.
You know.

SPEAKER_04 (22:55):
Have another dating site for everybody else, and
actually they're probably likethe best people ever.

SPEAKER_01 (23:00):
But here here's the thing.
Like, like, if you're lettingpeople choose the pictures that
they upload, I think that'swhere that would get really
tough.
Because like, because like likeif they're on the if they're my
photos are fucking horrible.
Because all I have are like arelike like I don't I've never
done selfies, right?

(23:20):
So like I'm just going throughGoogle Photos being like, oh
well, I was kind of included inthat.

SPEAKER_04 (23:25):
You're not a selfie guy.
It doesn't seem no.

SPEAKER_01 (23:27):
No.
But like so Whereas like girlslike get makeup and they like
you know hold the camera.

SPEAKER_04 (23:33):
You gotta do the MySpace angle.

SPEAKER_01 (23:35):
Yeah, all that shit, right?
Like, of course they're gonnashow up better.

SPEAKER_04 (23:39):
But okay, there's that, and then there's also um
if if they're the ones whosigned up for this site without
their partner knowing anduploaded, chose the pictures.

SPEAKER_01 (23:50):
Yeah, they're gonna choose the best one for
themselves.
Right.
Clearly.

SPEAKER_04 (23:53):
And you know what?
If you're gone that far, youalready checked out of the
relationship.

SPEAKER_01 (23:57):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (23:59):
You're just trying to find somebody who's just as
awful as you are.

SPEAKER_01 (24:02):
Yeah, yeah.
You're trying to have somebodylike like validate and tell you
that it's okay.

SPEAKER_04 (24:07):
Yeah.
Very messed up.

SPEAKER_01 (24:09):
Oh, well, that being said though, like some people do
like, like, hey, you know, Iknow I shouldn't be with this
person and blah blah blah.
What what do you think?
And they need to hear, like,yeah, no, you shouldn't.
Get out of there.

SPEAKER_04 (24:21):
Yeah, there's there's so many different people
on that site, I'm sure.
Yeah.
All different levels of oof.
Oof.
That's all I have to say.
This next one is for you.

unknown (24:33):
Okay.

SPEAKER_04 (24:33):
All right, Josh, you ready?

SPEAKER_02 (24:35):
Yep.

SPEAKER_04 (24:35):
Trekpassions.com.
Write it down.

SPEAKER_02 (24:38):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (24:40):
Writing it down, yes.
Goes without saying a datingsite for science fiction lovers.

SPEAKER_01 (24:47):
Yep.

SPEAKER_04 (24:48):
There you go.

SPEAKER_01 (24:49):
Yep.
That's amazing.
Trekpassions.com slashPicardDaddy 420 for your free
month.
You already have your myreferral code.

SPEAKER_04 (25:03):
Love it.

SPEAKER_01 (25:04):
Yep.

SPEAKER_04 (25:04):
They can, hey, if it goes well, maybe she'll be over
at your house reading the StarTrek magazines that are in your
bathroom.

SPEAKER_01 (25:11):
Which are amazing.

SPEAKER_04 (25:12):
Yeah.
Yeah.
I gave Dasha a bunch of theseStar Trek magazines and it's
just the perfect readingmaterial.

SPEAKER_01 (25:19):
Well, and so what I did is you gave me six of them.
Uh-huh.
And I'm going to be rotatingthem out every four months.

SPEAKER_03 (25:24):
Oh, good.
Right.

SPEAKER_01 (25:25):
So other people who come over can have a ongoing
variety.
Right.
So right now, obviously, the twobest ones, Tasha Yarr and
Jean-Luc Picard.
Right?
But we got some others on theretoo, right?
It's going to be good.
It's going to be a holidaysurprise.
What comes out next?

SPEAKER_04 (25:42):
So every time we come over for family barbecue,
it'll be a whole different loveit.

SPEAKER_01 (25:48):
Trekpassions.com.

SPEAKER_04 (25:50):
Yeah.
One kind of similar to it,Zombie Passions.
That's another one.
I don't know if you'd be intothat.
Danny said he'd be into that.
He does love the zombie movies.

SPEAKER_01 (26:03):
So okay, so is it zombie movies or is it like goth
girls?

SPEAKER_04 (26:07):
I don't know.
I couldn't figure that out.

SPEAKER_01 (26:10):
Okay.
Because I I I do I kind of likegoth a little bit.
I think that's a good idea.

SPEAKER_04 (26:15):
There was some goth matching dating sites as well.
I didn't write them down becauseI thought those are kind of an
obvious one.
But yeah, I could see beyond thegoth one.

SPEAKER_01 (26:23):
Yeah, yeah.
But if it if it was if it waslike black eyeliner and shit,
right?
Like okay.
Yeah.
If it was like rotting flesh andfake blood and shit, I'd be
like, meh.

SPEAKER_04 (26:33):
Like vampirematch.com or something.

SPEAKER_01 (26:36):
Well, yeah, yeah.
So you got like the romanticvampire match, right?

SPEAKER_04 (26:39):
Where they're into like blood play.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (26:42):
Like uh the people who played uh masquerade in high
school and stuff like that.
Yeah.
Are you are you too young forthat, or do you know what I'm
talking about?
Vampire masquerade?

SPEAKER_04 (26:50):
I thought you just meant like a masquerade party.

SPEAKER_01 (26:53):
Oh no, this is a role-playing game.

SPEAKER_04 (26:54):
Oh, am I maybe I am too young for this.
Please explain.

SPEAKER_01 (26:57):
Okay, okay.
So so there was like I'm tryingto think of a of a of a not mean
way to say this.
Um They were the kids who worecapes to school, right?
Yes.
Not not necessarily eyeliner andand crow makeup and all that
other shit, right?
Uh-huh.
Just like a cape.
Okay.
Right?
And maybe, and maybe when it'sdress-up time, they would wear

(27:20):
like something renaissance-y.

SPEAKER_03 (27:22):
Yes.

SPEAKER_01 (27:22):
You know, to prom or whatever.
Right?
You you could almost you couldalmost guarantee that they're
playing this game called VampireMasquerade.

SPEAKER_03 (27:29):
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (27:30):
Which was like role-playing games.
You have like DD, you have allthese ones which are more like
kind of tactical and all ofthat.
Vampire is very much likeMasquerade's very much like like
the world building is like, andthe love of my life, Boristat is
blah blah blah blah blah blahblah.

SPEAKER_04 (27:49):
Like it's it's was this all online?

SPEAKER_01 (27:52):
No.
Oh, no, this is before becausethe internet didn't exist.

SPEAKER_04 (27:55):
Way even before that.
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (27:56):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (27:57):
Because I remember like vampirefreaks.com.
This is way before.
Okay.
Way before.

SPEAKER_01 (28:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This this this is where yeah.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
So I was friends with a lot ofpeople that did it.
So like like like I don't wantto be like too mean, being like,
here's what happened.
But oh, I don't think it's beingmean.

SPEAKER_04 (28:15):
I think it's very interesting and cool.

SPEAKER_01 (28:17):
Yeah.
It was just, it was uh it wasintense.
It was intense.

SPEAKER_04 (28:22):
I like it.

SPEAKER_01 (28:23):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (28:24):
So were there different like local groups
then?
There had to be.

SPEAKER_01 (28:27):
Well, I mean, there was like there was like groups
of people that would play in ourhigh school.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (28:30):
So it'd be like But you'd only stick with like that
group.

SPEAKER_01 (28:32):
Yeah.
It was it was the same kids thatwould go to a Renaissance
festival.

SPEAKER_04 (28:36):
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (28:36):
Not like we're going and attending.
Like the whole, like, I got myparents to sign a waiver so I
can work there when I'm 15.

SPEAKER_03 (28:43):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (28:43):
Like that kind of I see.
You know, and they were like allin.
Right.

SPEAKER_04 (28:49):
That's how they oh, before the internet, yeah,
that's what you did.

SPEAKER_01 (28:52):
Exactly.
Like, where else are you gonnameet the traveling carnies and
stuff like that?

SPEAKER_04 (28:56):
Right.

SPEAKER_01 (28:56):
Yep.

SPEAKER_04 (28:58):
All right.
Next, we're getting into all thepassion ones now.
Like some does hot saucepassions.

SPEAKER_01 (29:03):
Oh yeah.
That's getting right now.

SPEAKER_04 (29:05):
You're putting that one down too?

SPEAKER_01 (29:06):
Yeah, absolutely.

SPEAKER_04 (29:07):
Noted.

SPEAKER_01 (29:07):
I'm making a hot sauce right now from Ricky.
Gave me a bunch of uh peppers atyour party.

SPEAKER_04 (29:12):
Oh, nice.
Perfect.

SPEAKER_01 (29:13):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (29:14):
Okay.
We can give you some too.
And you can impress this new galwith all the hot sauce you're
making.

SPEAKER_01 (29:19):
That's true.
Yep.

SPEAKER_04 (29:21):
Alright.
And then Oscar Meyer created onecalled Sizzle, and that's for
bacon lovers.

SPEAKER_01 (29:27):
Sizzle for bacon lovers.
It's actually pretty good.
That's a good name.

SPEAKER_04 (29:33):
Oh, it is.
It's S-I-Z-Z-L.

SPEAKER_01 (29:36):
That's actually really smart.

SPEAKER_04 (29:38):
In all caps.

SPEAKER_01 (29:39):
Now, is that real or was it just like a PR play?

SPEAKER_04 (29:42):
No, that I think it was real.
From what I could tell.
I'm not sure if it's aroundanymore, but I I did find things
on ends of the internet aboutit.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (29:51):
If it was real, it reminds me a lot of like the
salad match.

SPEAKER_04 (29:55):
Right.

SPEAKER_01 (29:56):
Right?
You know, like you have to bereally passionate about bacon.

SPEAKER_04 (29:59):
Some of these.
Websites can like collab.
Some people have bacon in theirsalads.

SPEAKER_01 (30:05):
Like, we couldn't shout out to your husband
Daniel, who who taught me notbacon, but prosciutto for
wrapping up the uh theasparagus.

SPEAKER_04 (30:17):
Oh, that was his idea?

SPEAKER_01 (30:18):
Yeah, and then all that cool shit that you put on
top of it.
Let's go.
Nice, nice.
Yeah.

unknown (30:23):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (30:23):
Our barbecues are turning into quite the feasts.
Yes.
Amazing every time without fail.
So the next one is questionable.
Amish dating.com.
Everybody has the same question.
We're all thinking.

(30:46):
Are they is this allowed?
Are they allowed like datingsites?

SPEAKER_01 (30:50):
And are they all on Rumspringer or whatever you call
it?

SPEAKER_04 (30:54):
So I did look it up more.
Um for science.
Everybody's has this question.
I saw it all over the internet.
Everybody had this question.
Um there are different levels ofcommitment for different Amish
communities.

SPEAKER_01 (31:08):
Okay.

SPEAKER_04 (31:09):
Um I used to live in Shitek, Wisconsin, middle of
nowhere.
There was many Amish communitiesthere.
Um and they were the ones I saw,they would take uh vans into
town to buy food.
Um do we also see horse andbuggy?
Yes.
But there's just like some ofthem had cell phones, some like,

(31:31):
you know, it there's differentlevels.

SPEAKER_01 (31:33):
So yeah, sometimes you see them getting on planes
and shit.

SPEAKER_04 (31:36):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (31:36):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (31:37):
So or Rom Springer, like you said.
Who knows?

SPEAKER_01 (31:40):
Yeah.
So maybe it's like it's likeforbidden.
You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 (31:45):
Mm-hmm.
Or they're hiding it, you mean?
Yeah.
Like sneaky, and that's the turnon.

SPEAKER_01 (31:49):
Yeah, they might they might take off their
bonnet.
Who knows?

SPEAKER_04 (31:52):
I'm yeah, I'm sure that's a thing.

SPEAKER_01 (31:54):
Out of control.

SPEAKER_04 (31:55):
For sure.
Honestly, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (31:58):
No, I will not help my dad raise the barn.
Right.
Busy chatting with hot Amishgirls.

SPEAKER_04 (32:04):
Yeah, get it.
The next week, next one, oh,excuse me, next one is uh dead
meat.
Do you want to take a guess?

SPEAKER_01 (32:16):
I mean, maybe like a hunter one.
I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 (32:19):
Good guess, but no.
So this one is for morticiansand funeral directors.

SPEAKER_01 (32:24):
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_04 (32:26):
Well, I'm sure it's a lot of them dating each other
because could you imaginemeeting somebody like, oh, I'm a
mortician.
I'm sure it's hard for them touh date somebody else who is not
also a mortician or funeraldirector or in that same line of
work.

SPEAKER_01 (32:45):
Yeah, but then then I would say that you're letting
your work define you too much.
That would be like that would belike like like a dating site
called like like I don't know,website analysts match dot com.
Suck ass, right?
I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 (33:00):
Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_01 (33:02):
Like I don't want to talk about work.
Work sucks.

SPEAKER_04 (33:04):
Yeah, but this is also a different type of work, I
think, that scares a lot ofpeople away in the dating world.

SPEAKER_01 (33:09):
True.

SPEAKER_04 (33:09):
So maybe or maybe they're they maybe they're not a
mortician or funeral director,and they just have the hots for
morticians.
Who knows?

SPEAKER_01 (33:18):
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (33:18):
I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 (33:20):
That is that's just like like it just there's like
some sort of line and barrier inmy brain that's like that's like
one, if that was my job, I don'tcare if I'm into it.
I'm like, I'm doing that all dayevery day.
Yeah.
I don't wanna like like I wantto talk about that.

SPEAKER_04 (33:37):
Why do I why don't I continue?
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (33:39):
Yeah, and I get home.
On the other side, if that wasmy job and somebody was like,
I'm really into that, I'd belike, no, mm-mm.

SPEAKER_04 (33:48):
You're just into me for that reason.

SPEAKER_01 (33:50):
Yeah, yeah.
And it sucks.
I'd be like, oh, that's my job.

unknown (33:55):
Right.

SPEAKER_01 (33:55):
Yeah.
Right?
It's horrible.

SPEAKER_04 (33:56):
The other one's kind of similar.
The next one, captain date.
Find a sea captain or acompanion on sea or land who
loves the ocean just as much asyou do.

SPEAKER_01 (34:07):
So that one, the title is horrible.
Because that's just like datingcaptains.

SPEAKER_03 (34:12):
Yep.

SPEAKER_01 (34:12):
But the other ones of like of like, I like the
ocean.
Do you?
I would say there's a lot morepeople who like the ocean than
people who like salad.

SPEAKER_04 (34:25):
And also, oh, captain date also has the travel
perks.

SPEAKER_01 (34:29):
Yeah.
Totally.
100%.

SPEAKER_04 (34:33):
So I can I can kind of see the captain date.

SPEAKER_01 (34:36):
Yeah.
And you you have I I would say,I mean, maybe it's a lifestyle,
but I could see like like peoplewho are like, oh, uh, gym date.
Or whatever, because I go to thegym all the time.

SPEAKER_03 (34:47):
Right.

SPEAKER_01 (34:48):
Like there's people who are who are like who are
like my life is built around myboat or whatever.
And going on the ocean and thewater, and I do that all day,
every day.

SPEAKER_04 (34:57):
Or like a flight attendant.
Like Right.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (35:00):
Right?
So it's a lifestyle too.

SPEAKER_04 (35:02):
Need somebody else to understand, like, I'm gonna
be gone a lot, and so are you,you know?

SPEAKER_01 (35:06):
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (35:08):
Next one is uh farmersonly.com.

SPEAKER_01 (35:11):
Oh, I know that one.

SPEAKER_04 (35:13):
So we know that one too.
And so Danny and I actually knowsomebody personally who found a
man on farmersonly.com.
They've been together for years.

SPEAKER_01 (35:23):
No way.
And she do I know this person?

SPEAKER_04 (35:25):
Maybe it's one of our friend's mom.

SPEAKER_01 (35:28):
Here, do you want to oh well no, I don't think I
know.
I don't think you do.

SPEAKER_04 (35:32):
But she's not a farmer at all.
She lived in Minneapolis in thecity.

SPEAKER_01 (35:36):
No, she wanted to meet a farmer.

SPEAKER_04 (35:37):
Yeah, and she did.
And she moved in with him, andthey've been together for years.

unknown (35:43):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (35:44):
One what sucks?
She could have done the exactsame thing on north of694.com.
She could have she could havefound right right there.
The same same vibe.

SPEAKER_04 (35:59):
Oh god.
How to create this website now.

SPEAKER_01 (36:03):
Totally, dude.

SPEAKER_04 (36:05):
Be in competition with farmers only.

SPEAKER_01 (36:07):
Yeah, it's the it's it's it's the farmer without the
farm.

SPEAKER_04 (36:11):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (36:12):
Let's put it that way.
Yeah, it'd be perfect.
Oh man.
Farmer, farmers only.
Like the ads for that.

SPEAKER_04 (36:18):
They've been around forever, I think.

SPEAKER_01 (36:20):
Totally.
Yeah.
Totally.
And the ads are all like like,or what was it?
There was like uh it was eitherthat one or there was another
one that was all about likerural dating or something.

SPEAKER_04 (36:29):
Was it really?
Oh, what was it?

SPEAKER_01 (36:34):
Anyway, I'll think of it.

SPEAKER_04 (36:35):
There's so many out there.

SPEAKER_01 (36:37):
Yeah.
There's I guarantee there'sgotta be like a mega site.

SPEAKER_04 (36:41):
Oh, for sure.
I I yeah, there is.

SPEAKER_01 (36:44):
If there's not, they need to.

SPEAKER_04 (36:45):
Oh no, I've definitely come across doing
what I do for the podcast, likeuse I see it all.

unknown (36:51):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (36:51):
Whether I want to or not.
And my poor search history.
Oh boy.
But um, I think that's the list.
That's all the list I have.
Um, should we move on to ourstories?

SPEAKER_01 (37:06):
I'm in.
I got my my paper, my notes.

SPEAKER_04 (37:09):
All right.

SPEAKER_01 (37:10):
I was trained on how to podcast by Katie a few
minutes ago.

SPEAKER_04 (37:16):
Katie showed up and I'm like, do you have your notes
ready?
He's like, no.
I'm like, and so he did what Idid, my first episode.
I wrote down like on a piece ofpaper, my pen, my notes, and
because that's what ourgeneration learned and how to
take notes.
And so my first couple episodes,my co-hosts at the time, shout

(37:41):
out to Ashley and Moth.
They they're like, I don't knowhow much younger than me.
They're the next generationyounger than me, okay?
And they both are kind of likemaking fun of me for writing it
on paper.
I'm like, but that's how youtake notes.
And like, and they were all likeon their phones, and like I'm
like, and honestly, now thatI've got used to it, it is

(38:03):
easier.

SPEAKER_01 (38:03):
No, no way.
I said that too.
Do you know?
I had to go and get readingglasses.
I refuse to wear them, uh-huh,but I own some right now.

SPEAKER_04 (38:12):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (38:12):
And so if I wrote it on my phone, I'd be like, You
can make the font bigger just bygoing like that.
No, that's what old people do.
I'm not doing that.

SPEAKER_04 (38:21):
All right, anyways, you ready?
Do you want to go first?

SPEAKER_01 (38:24):
Uh, sure.

SPEAKER_04 (38:26):
I don't or I I don't care.

SPEAKER_01 (38:27):
No, no, no, no.
I'm game.
I tried to pull people andgather a bunch of first state
fails.
Sure.
Right?
Or or probably a bigger theme,red flags, right?
Yes.
And uh, what's the story aroundit and stuff like that from a
bunch of people I know, but thisfirst one is mine.

SPEAKER_03 (38:48):
All right.

SPEAKER_01 (38:49):
Which was which was pretty amazing.
So go for it.
I think I've told you thisbefore, but we'll see.
But if not, let me know.
So um, yeah, this one was youknow, I think I had I had signed
up and I was brand new to it andall this other kind of stuff,
right?
And and right when you sign up,if somebody like gives you

(39:10):
attention, you're like, you'relike, oh, that's pretty cool.
Right?
Like, okay.
And um, and also didn't know abunch of like rules around uh,
you know, what's normal, what'snot, all of that.
So I think that's just somethingto keep in mind.
But okay.
Anyway, so uh, so you know, allof this, you know, uh chit-chat

(39:33):
a little bit, that was fine.
And then it was like, hey, doyou want to meet up for a beer
and see like like just have aconversation in person?
I was like, sure, yeah, I'mpretty sure this isn't a bot.
Great.
Yeah.
Um, so where did we meet?
We met at a sports bar up inMaple Grove.

SPEAKER_03 (39:50):
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (39:50):
Right?
First red flag.

SPEAKER_03 (39:53):
Why?

SPEAKER_01 (39:54):
North of 694.

SPEAKER_03 (39:55):
Oh boy.
I guess, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (39:58):
Right.

SPEAKER_03 (39:58):
Okay, true.

SPEAKER_01 (39:59):
So I should have I should have listened to that.
Yeah.
Right.
Uh anyway, I get there, uh, youknow, I like grab a seat at the
bar, whatever.
Um, she gets there and comes andI kind of recognized her, you
know, waved, whatever.
Great, came over, sit down.
Um, she missed the bar stool andfell down.

SPEAKER_03 (40:21):
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (40:21):
And so I was like, okay, all right, that's okay.
Kind of stood up.

SPEAKER_04 (40:25):
Could have been something silly, funny, like,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (40:28):
Just laughed a little bit and then, you know,
then hiccuped a little bit, andthen I was like, oh fuck, you're
wasted.

unknown (40:33):
Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 (40:35):
So I'm gonna keep a tally here.
That was red flag number two.

SPEAKER_04 (40:39):
Okay, right.
Yep.
Yep.

SPEAKER_01 (40:41):
Now, what would a normal rational person do after
the second red flag?

SPEAKER_04 (40:47):
After knowing what those red flags meant, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (40:50):
Um not even, not even.
First date, and and somebodyshows up just completely
trashed.

SPEAKER_04 (40:59):
Um, ask how they're doing.

SPEAKER_01 (41:03):
Right?

SPEAKER_04 (41:04):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (41:04):
And that's what I did.

SPEAKER_04 (41:05):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (41:06):
Right?

SPEAKER_04 (41:06):
Most most show that you care and just like, hey,
maybe they were just supernervous and drank about it.
Maybe I don't know.
That'd be my first thought.

SPEAKER_01 (41:18):
This is first date, though.
This is like, this is like atmost you've had uh a brief
conversation.

SPEAKER_04 (41:24):
Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 (41:24):
Right.

SPEAKER_04 (41:25):
Maybe that's why they were so nervous.

SPEAKER_01 (41:27):
And well, maybe, maybe.
What I was uh anyway, now ifthat happened, I'd be like, oh
get the fuck out of there.
Like, nope.
Nope.
Not today, right?

SPEAKER_04 (41:40):
Not today.

SPEAKER_01 (41:41):
So I flipped into, hey, are you okay?

SPEAKER_03 (41:46):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (41:47):
Right?
And what should have ended in inprobably five minutes.

SPEAKER_03 (41:53):
Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 (41:54):
Let's just say I have another two, three hours of
story to go along with this,which was the same date, which
was which was it only wentdownhill from here, which is
even more amazing.

SPEAKER_04 (42:05):
Oh boy.
All right, let's buckle in.
Let's go.

SPEAKER_01 (42:09):
Okay.
So, um, so I had a beer, right?

SPEAKER_04 (42:13):
Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 (42:14):
And she gets, you know, off the ground into into
her seat, and she orders a beer.
Okay.

SPEAKER_02 (42:20):
Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 (42:20):
Right.
Um, you know, slams it rightaway.
And I was like, whoa.

SPEAKER_04 (42:26):
I mean, here we go.
Sometimes you'd have been like,my kind of gal, but not in this
scenario.

SPEAKER_01 (42:32):
And and this was also, this was also, I was like,
I was like having a reallyshitty couple of weeks there and
all this that kind of stuff.
So I was like, oh, I want todrink too.
Like, yeah.
Okay.
Right.
Again, not knowledgeable at allthat this is this is this is
something to run away from.
Yeah.
Right?
You know?

SPEAKER_04 (42:52):
Still new into the dating scene these days.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (42:55):
Yeah, exactly.
So anyway, slams that, ordersanother, right?

SPEAKER_04 (43:00):
And I was like, You just go and fuck, that's on.
You're just matching each other.

SPEAKER_01 (43:04):
I mean, at this point, I think I was like, like,
like I was like two in, and itwas like four, you know.
And then uh I closed out my tab.

SPEAKER_04 (43:13):
Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 (43:14):
And then she like went to the bathroom and
disappeared.

SPEAKER_04 (43:16):
Did you pay for hers?

SPEAKER_01 (43:18):
Well, I didn't know what to do.

SPEAKER_04 (43:19):
So I was like just sitting there for a while, and
I'm like, I think she was wasshe expecting you to pay for
hers, and that's like why shedisappeared to the bathroom.

SPEAKER_01 (43:27):
I have no idea because it was either wasted or
another thing, maybe on just awhole fuckload of drugs.
I don't know.
I don't know.
But she came back more lively.
Oh boy.
Right.
Red flag number.

SPEAKER_04 (43:40):
What are we at now?

SPEAKER_01 (43:41):
Yep.
Mark that one down.
That's number three.

SPEAKER_04 (43:44):
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (43:44):
She was really excited at that point to go to
dinner.
Um, so, so anyway, it ended upbeing like, like, I'm like,
well, I gotta eat, and clearlyshe does too, right?
Because you think, I'll drive.
I'm like, you're not fuckingdriving.
No.
Right?
You know, so um, yeah, andthat's when it went from a date
into babysitting, which was ohboy, which was an adventure.

(44:07):
So, um, anyway, tried to drive.
I'm gonna mark that down asnumber four.

SPEAKER_04 (44:11):
Say red flag number four.
Yep.

SPEAKER_01 (44:13):
Um ended up, ended up going to dinner, and then let
me read.
Oh, don't do that anymore.
You got it.
No more playing with it.

SPEAKER_04 (44:24):
That's all right, Joshua.
Yep.

SPEAKER_01 (44:26):
No, no, that's all good.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, I forgot a pieceof this.

SPEAKER_04 (44:29):
What's that?

SPEAKER_01 (44:30):
I'm just gonna mark number five here.

SPEAKER_04 (44:32):
All right, we're at number five, red flag number
five.

SPEAKER_01 (44:36):
Um, so I think we were talking about like, oh,
like what was your day like?
And I was like, oh, like I hadto go to the doctor earlier
today, but it's okay and allthat kind of stuff.
And then she told me all abouthow for the last three or four
years she's been committinginsurance fraud.
And it's like I was like, allright.

(44:59):
And she was like, I mean, what'sthe worst they're gonna do?
And I was like, I don't know,fucking take all your money and
put you in jail.

SPEAKER_03 (45:06):
Right.

SPEAKER_01 (45:07):
Um like nothing good, right?

SPEAKER_04 (45:11):
Yeah, red flag number six.
Yep.

SPEAKER_01 (45:14):
Yep.
So there was a lot of insurancefraud there, which was like, oh
fuck, and you're a criminal.

SPEAKER_04 (45:19):
Like, oh my god, it just keeps going.

SPEAKER_01 (45:21):
It keeps on going, right?
So, um, anyway, getting somefood, uh uh going down my list
here, she got in a fight withpeople at the neighboring table.
That was impressive.

SPEAKER_04 (45:37):
Well what's the fight about?

SPEAKER_01 (45:39):
Just like, they're looking at me bad.
And I was like, I'm looking atyou bad.
They're not looking at you bad.
And she's like, they are,they're giving me bad eyes.
And I'm sitting there like,they're fine.

SPEAKER_02 (45:49):
They're fine.

SPEAKER_04 (45:50):
Are you paranoid?
Or what's going on?

SPEAKER_01 (45:53):
It was like, it was like, it was like it was like,
what are you staring at, bitch?

SPEAKER_04 (45:57):
Like, whoa, this is in this is insane.
An outburst?
She had an outburst.
Oh, yeah.

unknown (46:03):
Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 (46:03):
Yeah, like they like they like like like manager came
over and stuff.
It was wild, it was totallywild, and it keeps on going.
Then she got cut off uh right bythe waiter.

SPEAKER_03 (46:14):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (46:15):
Then she went up to the bar and got cut off by the
bartender.
So I'm uh I don't know how manymore to mark.

SPEAKER_04 (46:21):
I was gonna say, I'm lost in how many red flags we're
at.
I think we're at like almost atten.

SPEAKER_01 (46:25):
Like they added three more.

SPEAKER_04 (46:26):
Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 (46:27):
Right.
Um, eventually when we leftafter that, um, because her car
was like I don't know, fiveblocks away from because you
drove.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,yeah.
Um, we got there and so so wegot we got removed from the

(46:49):
restaurant.

SPEAKER_04 (46:50):
Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 (46:50):
Right.
Which was definitely impressive.
Um, anyway, got to got to hercar and I was like, all right,
like, bye.
Yeah.
You know, like kind of kind oflike like reaching over and
opening the door.

SPEAKER_04 (47:05):
Like a gentleman.
As you do.
As you do.

SPEAKER_01 (47:08):
Just kind of like pushing her out, like, okay, see
you later.
Right.
Um, like, oh, I forgot my purse.
I don't have my car keys.
And like, where'd you figure outyour purse?
At the restaurant we just gotremoved from.
No.
So I had to go back over thereto get it.
Now on the way back over thereto get it.
Oh, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_04 (47:27):
Nobody can see, but Joshua just keeps tally marking
every single red flag.
You're at like over 10 now.

SPEAKER_01 (47:34):
Yeah, right around.

SPEAKER_04 (47:35):
Okay, keep going.

SPEAKER_01 (47:36):
On on the way to go and get her purse, she started
flashing her hoo-ha at like a24-hour fitness.

SPEAKER_03 (47:46):
Wait.

SPEAKER_01 (47:47):
Right?
When we like at a stop sign, Idon't like stuck her head out
the window, started screaminglike, hey, check this out.

SPEAKER_04 (47:54):
And then her downstairs or upstairs?

SPEAKER_01 (47:57):
And then sat in the seat.

SPEAKER_04 (47:59):
Oh, so like she opened the door.

SPEAKER_01 (48:02):
No, like stuck her legs out the window.

unknown (48:04):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (48:05):
This girl is wild.
Yeah.
Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_01 (48:08):
Out of control.
Yeah.
Out of control.
Um, we go back, we get the pursebecause I had to call, and they
were like, You can't come in,we'll walk it out to you, which
was impressive.

SPEAKER_03 (48:19):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (48:20):
Right?
Got that.
Then on the way back to her carat another stop sign, she jumped
out because the stop sign was infront of a total wine.

SPEAKER_04 (48:30):
Oh no.

SPEAKER_01 (48:31):
So she had I'm just gonna mark another one.

SPEAKER_04 (48:33):
Oh yeah.
Let her we already know wherethis is going.

SPEAKER_01 (48:35):
Yep.
Then I went in as well.
Because, you know, I was like,what the fuck is going on here?
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (48:42):
You got I just be curious at this point.
Like, I'm I'm going along forthe ride.

SPEAKER_01 (48:48):
After each one of these, you could ask, why did
you not leave?
And the best best reason I haveis because I'm an idiot.
Right?
And also like, like, I just, youknow, I don't know.
I I I I was like, well, youknow, you can't like let her
drive.
Right.
Uh like can't leave her at totalwine.

SPEAKER_04 (49:08):
You're also a gentleman, yes.

SPEAKER_01 (49:09):
It's not even a gentleman, like it's not like
she's gonna be.
Just the right thing to do.
It's just like, it's just like,no, like you're not gonna leave
somebody at total wine.
Whereas now, yeah, I'd be like,absolutely not, right?
All right, see you later.
Anyway.
So, um, like, like when I parkedand went in, I had no idea where
she was.
So I was like walking around thewine aisles or whatever.

(49:32):
Um, got a bottle that we had atat one of our steak dinners,
which was amazing.
Uh-huh.
Right.
But uh, we go to pay and and allof this, and I buy mine, doesn't
have any money or credit cardsthat work.
And at that point, I just wantedto go home.
So, little one here.

(49:53):
Bought the 12-pack of whiteclaw.
Right?
Because then she was starting toyell at the manager about why
her cards didn't work.

SPEAKER_02 (50:01):
Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 (50:02):
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
And and then it was then it wasgoodbye, my love.
Center free.

SPEAKER_04 (50:11):
So that that was the that was your first date back
into the dating world?

SPEAKER_01 (50:17):
There's just a second, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (50:18):
Oh, fucking wild.
My goodness.

SPEAKER_01 (50:22):
It's wild out there, it's absolutely wild out there.

SPEAKER_04 (50:25):
Wow.

SPEAKER_01 (50:25):
So I told my therapist about it, right?

SPEAKER_04 (50:27):
I told my therapist.

SPEAKER_01 (50:29):
Well, because everybody else I tell tell about
it, right?
They're like, they're like, one,that's fucking crazy.
And two, like, like, get thefuck out of there right away,
right?
Therapist was like, was like,hey, she's like, I'm on the edge
of my seat.
I want to hear what's next.
Right, right.
You know, she's like, and yeah,we'll work on like, yeah, you
know, you don't owe anybodyanything, get out of there.
But she's like, you need to workon keeping yourself safe.

(50:52):
Yeah.
Like, what the fuck, Josh?

SPEAKER_03 (50:54):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (50:55):
Right.
And I was like, okay, that'sfair.
But really, what I boil this alldown to, these like 12 red
flags, are lesson of the night,never north of 694.

SPEAKER_04 (51:12):
There it is.

SPEAKER_01 (51:14):
Yeah.
That that was my that was mymain lesson of the night.

SPEAKER_04 (51:17):
I'll cheers to that.
There you go.
All right.

SPEAKER_01 (51:22):
Kink and drink and clink.

SPEAKER_04 (51:24):
Yes, there it is.
Wow.
Joshua.
I and then that just kept goingand going and going.

SPEAKER_01 (51:36):
Yep.
And then, and then I got amessage like an hour later that
was like, hey, boo, thanks forthe good time.
And I was like, oh, glad youmade it home safe.
Block.

SPEAKER_04 (51:47):
Cringe.
It's kind of like one of thosethings, like, at first you're
like, oh, she showed up a bittipsy, and she fell off the
chair.
I'm like, sometimes it soundslike one of those cute moments
of like, oh, I was so nervousand fell off the chair, and then
we're still married 15 yearslater.
Ha ha.

(52:07):
You know, like it was not.
It just tumbleweeded it intoworse and worse.

SPEAKER_01 (52:14):
And worse and worse.
And worse and worse.
And worse.
That was an advice.
I even forgot, like now that I'mthinking about it, like she went
up and hugged a kid at adifferent table.
It was like, you're so cute.
Because it like their birthday.
And a bunch of the waiters sanga song, and the whole family was
like, fuck is this person?

(52:35):
Hugging my kid.
It was it was absolutely wild.

SPEAKER_04 (52:40):
Like this is chaos.

SPEAKER_01 (52:41):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (52:42):
Oh my god.
I kind of want to meet her.
I'm kidding.

unknown (52:45):
I'm kidding.

SPEAKER_01 (52:47):
I mean, under different circumstances, it'd be
it'd be, you know, it'd be likeit'd be like, I need a night to
let loose.

SPEAKER_04 (52:55):
I don't know.
I don't even think I get thatbad.

SPEAKER_01 (52:59):
No.
Mm-mm.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (53:02):
Right.
Well I hope she's okay.
That made me feel better aboutmyself.

SPEAKER_01 (53:08):
Yep.
I'll call her I'll call her redflag rosy.

SPEAKER_04 (53:13):
Red flag red flag rosy.
You have what, 10 marked there?
12?
I think it's more like 15.
Yeah, I can add a few.
Yeah, well, we'll add a few.
She's gonna get her own uh storyon all the socials with all the

(53:34):
tally marks.

SPEAKER_01 (53:36):
It was pretty wild.

SPEAKER_04 (53:37):
Yeah, red flag rosy.
I'm making a note.

SPEAKER_01 (53:40):
Yeah, hashtag.

SPEAKER_04 (53:41):
Hashtag there it is.

SPEAKER_01 (53:44):
If you anybody wants a discount on my new dating
site, north of or not north of694.com slash red flagrosie is
your referral code.

SPEAKER_04 (53:55):
We got it.
I like it.
I can find it on all of oursocials at Kinks and Cocktails
everywhere, Instagram, whateverhave you.

SPEAKER_02 (54:04):
Yep.

SPEAKER_04 (54:05):
There it is.
Wow, Joshua.
Well, thank you for survivingthat.

SPEAKER_01 (54:10):
I'm happy I did.
I'm happy I did.

SPEAKER_04 (54:13):
I don't know what story to tell next.
I have like four of them, andI'm gonna say none of these top
that one.
I am baffled.
Um all right, I'm just gonnapick one.
I'm gonna I think I'm gonna gowith two of these here.

SPEAKER_01 (54:32):
Okay.

SPEAKER_04 (54:34):
Okay.
No, three.
They're all short.
Oh, I'm like embarrassed.
None of these are gonna topthat.
Okay, well, anyways.
These are all from listenersthat wrote in.
I don't think they had it as badas you.
We'll see.
All right.
Hello, everyone.

(54:54):
My first date was unusual.
She was going to her cousin'sfuneral, and I was supposed to
meet her for coffee afterwards.
What?
I know.
Maybe she was trying to make hermind off it.
I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 (55:06):
I'll start tallying red flag number one.
We're judging them already.
Like, oh, I'll be there as soonas I can.
I'm coming from a familyfuneral.
What the f no.

SPEAKER_04 (55:17):
Right?
Her ride failed.
Wonder why.
I know.
I ended up comforting hergrandma.
Oh, she's so her ride bailed.
And so I said, I'll come withyou.
Totally weird.
I know.

SPEAKER_01 (55:31):
To the funeral?
Yeah.
Oh, red.
I don't have enough red flags.

SPEAKER_04 (55:36):
Or is that a green flag for this dude?
I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 (55:39):
If you met on uh if you met on deadbodies.com.

SPEAKER_04 (55:42):
Undead, I know undeadmeat.
Maybe they did, and he was intoit.

SPEAKER_01 (55:47):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (55:49):
So he said, I ended up comforting her grandma.
The whole family loved me, andsomehow it was perfect.
We've been together three years,and it's a great story to tell
people.
Thanks for giving me a chance toshare from Anonymous.

SPEAKER_01 (56:03):
Wait, that had a happy ending?

SPEAKER_04 (56:05):
That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01 (56:07):
How did that have a happy ending?

SPEAKER_04 (56:09):
All okay.
Hear me out.

SPEAKER_01 (56:12):
Okay.

SPEAKER_04 (56:12):
Funerals, weddings, bachelorette parties.
All girls are horny.
Because it's a big life moment.
It's a you're like, oh, how muchlonger am I gonna be here?
I'm gonna find love, and you'rejust sure.

SPEAKER_01 (56:33):
But that's the movie Wedding Crashers.
That's not a three-yearrelationship.

SPEAKER_04 (56:37):
So far they're still together.
It's only I don't know.

unknown (56:40):
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (56:40):
All right.
Hey, I don't judge.
Yeah.
Good, good, good for you.

SPEAKER_04 (56:45):
Yeah, I'm glad it worked.
I mean, that's a nice dude to belike, hey, I'll take you.

SPEAKER_01 (56:50):
Um, I feel like I feel like there has to be a lot
more to this.

SPEAKER_04 (56:55):
There could that could go creepy really fast.

SPEAKER_01 (56:57):
Yeah, like maybe they had like a vibe check ahead
of time.
They had talked on the phone abunch.

SPEAKER_04 (57:02):
Yeah, we don't know all those details.

SPEAKER_01 (57:04):
I know, I know.
I'm just saying, like you'reright.
Straight up like like, hey, uh,we had like a like a five-minute
conversation, and now I'm gonnadrive you and your grandma to
your cousin's funeral.

SPEAKER_04 (57:18):
Yeah.
I I don't think it was a quicklike it sounds like they haven't
met up before, but maybe there'svideo chat these days.
There's, you know.

SPEAKER_01 (57:30):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (57:31):
I've I've heard people say, like, oh, we talked
like six hours on the phone.

SPEAKER_01 (57:34):
Yeah.
Well, there's even shit likelike like if they're not using
any of the apps or anything likethat.
Like, we met on Reddit and wewere long distance friends for
six months.

SPEAKER_04 (57:44):
Or a friend of a friend.

SPEAKER_01 (57:45):
Yeah, whatever the shit.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
All right, all right.
I can vibe with that.
I like that story better.

SPEAKER_04 (57:51):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (57:52):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (57:52):
Let's hope so.
Let's hope it's like yeah.
All right, ready for another?

SPEAKER_01 (57:58):
Yep.

SPEAKER_04 (57:59):
Hmm.
All right, I got two more.
All right.
So I met this dude online and hetold me he was in a band that
played quote unquote festivals.
Turns out it was the parking lotof a vape convention.
He brought his guitar to dinneron our first date and asked the

(58:20):
waitress to cut the house musicso he could serenade me.
The waiter said no.

SPEAKER_01 (58:26):
A romantic.

SPEAKER_04 (58:27):
Mm-hmm.
But he did it anyway.
He played I guess the song onhis guitar.

SPEAKER_01 (58:34):
If it's anything by pit bull, this guy's getting my
my too huge thumbs up.

SPEAKER_04 (58:40):
He played Wonderwall.

SPEAKER_02 (58:42):
Oh, he did it.

SPEAKER_04 (58:46):
This vape festival music guy played Wonderwall and
then got mad when no one clappedin the restaurant.
So he stormed out of a datewithout paying for his drink and
just left me there.
I Venmo requested him sevendollars for the drink.
He declined.

SPEAKER_02 (59:06):
He declined with the message.

SPEAKER_04 (59:11):
And I quote, art isn't about money.
He asked me out again.
I said no.

SPEAKER_01 (59:22):
I like that a lot.

SPEAKER_04 (59:24):
Stormed out of the restaurant and nobody applauded
as Wonderall.

SPEAKER_01 (59:29):
Art isn't about money, by the way.

SPEAKER_04 (59:34):
Wanna go out again?

SPEAKER_01 (59:36):
That's pretty awesome.

SPEAKER_04 (59:37):
I'm just trying to picture what this dude looks
like, and I can only imagine.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
They're from Portland.

SPEAKER_01 (59:46):
Okay, okay.
Well, uh, still a wonder wall.
I don't know.
That's not too hipster-y.
That's like Not really.
Have you seen uh you've seen theBarbie movie, right?
Yes.
Yeah, where they all sing uh Iwanna push you around.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (01:00:04):
I love that movie.

SPEAKER_01 (01:00:06):
It is pretty good.
Yeah.
I think like that would be thatwould be impressive.
That would be impressive.
What would?
Because because like imagineimagine all of that courage to
make that grand gesture.
He's like, he's doing the tenthings I hate about you shit.
Right?
Where he's like, he's like, he'slike, wait a second.

(01:00:28):
Everybody.
Yeah, cut the music.
Everybody in the stadium's gonnasee me sing the sing to Julia
Styles.
Right.

SPEAKER_04 (01:00:37):
I love you, baby.
It's quite alright.

SPEAKER_01 (01:00:41):
Exactly.
Which is which is cringy all onits own, at least when I walked
out.

SPEAKER_04 (01:00:46):
He set up the band.
This is like at least a few daysplanning for that.
True.
He paid off the he paid off thestadium, like audio tech people.

SPEAKER_01 (01:00:56):
He with money that was given to date Julia Styles.

SPEAKER_04 (01:01:01):
Yeah.
This random dude just showed upon a first date.
Don't forget.
Cut the music.
And the server's like, no.
Are you gonna tip me?
No, this dude's not even payingfor his own drink in the end.

SPEAKER_01 (01:01:14):
Can we sit over there?
It's better acoustics.

SPEAKER_02 (01:01:17):
Right.

SPEAKER_01 (01:01:22):
I think I I would say I applaud somebody had
watched too many movies and hadtoo much.

SPEAKER_04 (01:01:31):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:01:32):
Too much like like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Too much, too much movies andtoo little real life experience
for that one, right?

SPEAKER_04 (01:01:42):
I do like the the vision.

SPEAKER_01 (01:01:44):
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (01:01:45):
I do like the vision that he had.
But that's where something wherethe you you put the effort in
enough to where you call therestaurant ahead of time or pull
the server aside and be like,hey, can I tip you a little?
You know, like that's theproblem, like doesn't seem like
there was enough effort put intoit to storm out because nobody

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clapped for him.
It was just I don't know.
Yeah, it could have been donebetter.

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:11):
I appreciate the like you said, you know, but
well, so half the stories I got,you know, got a lot from guys,
got a lot from girls.
Half the stories from girls, Iwould say like easily half of
them when I was going out andand and pulling and finding
these, yeah, are guys get reallyfucking angry.

SPEAKER_03 (01:02:29):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:30):
Like I don't I don't understand that.
I mean, I guess like I have someanger somewhere.

SPEAKER_04 (01:02:36):
You're a pretty nice dude.

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:37):
But on on like first state angry, right?
Like like half the stories wereabout people like yelling at
them, yeah, and shit like that.

SPEAKER_04 (01:02:46):
Like, like, like I wonder why women are so scared.

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:51):
It's wild, it's absolutely wild.

SPEAKER_04 (01:02:54):
Yeah.
Do you have another story?

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:57):
Um, well, actually, that reminds me when uh one I
heard was from a differentbuddy.
Okay.
And she was like, Oh yeah, likeI went out uh I think it was
like a date or two with thisguy.
Great, seemed kind of normal,but then um, anyway, date number
two is like, oh, let's just hangout at my house and watch

(01:03:17):
movies.
And it was like, oh well, I knowwhere that's going, but you
know, blah blah blah.
Actually, I think it was thiswas like they chatted a bit, and
this was day one.
Yeah.
Um and so it was like, oh, okay,and but she was like, Oh, well,
maybe it'll be okay, and and allthis other kind of stuff.
Anyway, um, I guess like movieson, you know, food is cooking,

(01:03:38):
whatever.
Uh they start kissing, and Iguess the way it was described
to me was like no warning, handdirectly down the shirt, and
then twisted and squeezed ashard as he could.
Oh, and was like pulling on him.

SPEAKER_04 (01:03:58):
No, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:04:00):
And she was like, ouch!

SPEAKER_04 (01:04:02):
Excuse you, sir.
Why would you do that?

SPEAKER_01 (01:04:05):
He was like, Girls like it.
He was like, No, no, my friend,they don't.

SPEAKER_04 (01:04:12):
And that's it was pre-discussed that that was
okay.

SPEAKER_01 (01:04:16):
I'm I'm just I'm just like, whoa, that escalated
really quickly, you know, andthen there's like discussion of
if this person had like atraumatic brain injury, all
sorts of other shit out there.
Yeah, it was pretty wild.
It was pretty wild.
That one that one, like I guessit happened like three or four

(01:04:39):
more times.
It was finally like, you need tostop.

SPEAKER_04 (01:04:43):
Danny, Danny's in the same room.
Do you hear this?
15 years later, he still doesthis to me.
It's not funny anymore.
I'm gonna note this.
What what moment of that?
One minute, five minutes, oneone hour, one hour in.

(01:05:04):
Danny, please listen.
Okay.
No, I just get him back by thengrabbing his balls right away,
and then he learns to stopreally quickly.

SPEAKER_01 (01:05:17):
That would that would that would hurt so bad.

SPEAKER_04 (01:05:21):
He does it just like jokingly.
It's it's fine.
And then I do jokingly back,then he suddenly stops.

SPEAKER_01 (01:05:27):
Yeah, I would stop.
I don't like that one.
What else you got?

SPEAKER_04 (01:05:34):
Danny, can wait for you to edit this.
Okay.
Um, I guess I got two more.
I do want to do this one.
And I was saving them best forlast.

SPEAKER_02 (01:05:43):
Okay.

SPEAKER_04 (01:05:44):
So one more before that.
It's called the Escape Room DateGone Wrong.

SPEAKER_01 (01:05:51):
Okay.

SPEAKER_04 (01:05:52):
We decided to do an escape room for a first date.
Fun, right?
Except about 10 minutes in, theguy starts panicking and yelling
that we're being quote unquoteexperimented on.
He tries to break the door openwith a fake skull prop that was
in the room.
The staff had to come in overthe intercom and tell him, sir,

(01:06:14):
it's not real.
He refused to believe them.
He legit thought we were in agovernment simulation or
experiment.
We got escorted out.
He messaged me later saying, Istill think that was a test.
I said, It was.
And you failed.
And I blocked him.

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:35):
Sounds like dude straight up had like a mental
break.

SPEAKER_04 (01:06:38):
Yeah.
She said, I don't want anytinfoil hat dudes in my life
from Anonymous.

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:43):
That's even like where you start to break shit
and whatnot, though.
That's like, that's like andtinfoil hat people, they'll
avoid it ahead of time.
Right?
This is like, this is like,dude, dude freaked out.

SPEAKER_04 (01:06:54):
Yeah.
Where did you meet this guy?
There.

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:58):
North of 694.

unknown (01:07:00):
Oh no.

SPEAKER_04 (01:07:02):
Probably.
You're not wrong.

SPEAKER_01 (01:07:04):
The only place to meet people.

SPEAKER_04 (01:07:06):
You're not wrong.
Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 (01:07:12):
I think one of my favorite other ones.
Yeah, I got like anecdotes andstuff like that too.

SPEAKER_03 (01:07:18):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:07:22):
I feel like as far as like like prep and all of
that kind of stuff, and dotingyour I's and crossing your T's
and all that, you know, would bethis one seems really avoid un
or really avoidable.
So it was like third or fourthdate.
You know, things are goingpretty well.

(01:07:44):
It was, hey, come over, great.
Um and when she's coming in, itwas at like an apartment in
downtown Minneapolis where youhad to like sign in with the the
front desk and all that otherkind of stuff, right?

SPEAKER_02 (01:08:00):
Yep.

SPEAKER_01 (01:08:01):
So she looks at the sign-in sheet and like two hours
earlier is somebody else signingin.
For the same same apartment.

SPEAKER_03 (01:08:10):
Gotcha.
Right?

SPEAKER_01 (01:08:11):
And they're like, huh.
That's weird, right?

SPEAKER_02 (01:08:15):
Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 (01:08:16):
And so anyway, sees that, goes up, all this other
kind of stuff.
Um, and she asks him, like,like, hey, what's you know,
what's blah blah blah.

SPEAKER_03 (01:08:26):
Right.
And he's like, Oh, yeah, that'smy neighbor.

SPEAKER_01 (01:08:30):
Anyway, turns out that one, why would a neighbor
sign in?

SPEAKER_03 (01:08:35):
Right.

SPEAKER_01 (01:08:36):
Two, she wrote down the name and looked it up on
Facebook.

SPEAKER_03 (01:08:40):
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (01:08:41):
And the person's like photos match the face of
somebody that he had texted hera few hours prior, being like,
So great seeing you, like, lovemy time with you or whatever.
And then and then was like, Ohyeah, that was my cousin, or
some shit like that.

(01:09:01):
Right?
So now it's like cousin that hadto sign in, neighbor,
apparently.

SPEAKER_04 (01:09:06):
Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:07):
Or just other love interest, and he texted the
wrong person.

SPEAKER_04 (01:09:11):
Right.

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:11):
Right.

SPEAKER_04 (01:09:12):
None of that's adding up.

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:13):
None of that's adding up.
No.
Right, right.
And so, um, at least accordingto her, then she just got out of
there and stuff like that.

SPEAKER_04 (01:09:20):
Yeah.
Like, fuck you.
Sketchy.
But like, but like, yeah, if yousee that, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:28):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (01:09:29):
You understand if we're playing the field, but at
least be honest about it.

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:33):
Well, and don't text pictures of one girl to the
other girl.

SPEAKER_04 (01:09:36):
Yep.
That's a pretty big rule.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:39):
I'd say that would be a red flag.

SPEAKER_04 (01:09:42):
How many are we at?

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:44):
That would be a big one.
That would be a big one.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (01:09:47):
I got one last story.

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:49):
I'm ready.

SPEAKER_04 (01:09:52):
All right.
Um, well, you know what?
Unless you want two, they'reboth short.

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:57):
I'm game.

SPEAKER_04 (01:09:58):
All right.
I'm gonna say the one for youfor last.
So one more ahead of that.
Sorry, everyone.
I keep saying that's one more,but I can't pass this one up.
Hello, Kinky Crew.
He had a surprise for me for ourfirst date.
He seemed like a really cute andnice guy, so I agreed to go
blindly into this.
I figured, why not?

(01:10:18):
He picked me up and he took meto our local sex shop.
At first I thought it was ajoke.

SPEAKER_01 (01:10:25):
Just gonna mark one red flag there.

SPEAKER_04 (01:10:27):
That's a big bold red flag.
It was not a joke.

SPEAKER_01 (01:10:31):
I mean, depending on where they met.
True.
Maybe it met on field orsomething like that.

SPEAKER_04 (01:10:36):
Fair point.
Fair point.
It was not a joke.
He told me I could get anythingI wanted.
And he would pay for it.
We got inside.
I was scared and weirded out,but didn't know how to get out
of the situation.
Um, I told him to go ahead andstart browsing.

SPEAKER_01 (01:10:54):
Oh, because he picked her up.

SPEAKER_04 (01:10:56):
Yeah.
So she's like there, like, nocar, like, okay.

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:01):
Oh, friend.
Yep.

SPEAKER_04 (01:11:02):
Yeah.
And I told him to go ahead andstart browsing.
I'm gonna figure out where thebathroom is.
I told the cashier secretly whatwas going on.
They told me he comes in herealmost every week with a new
date, doing the same thing.

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:17):
Hmm.

SPEAKER_04 (01:11:17):
She told me she will distract him.

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:19):
Red flag number two.

unknown (01:11:21):
Right?

SPEAKER_04 (01:11:22):
Asking if he needs any help so I could secretly
leave.
I thanked her and I ran outside.
I ran a few blocks down thestreet and I called an Uber
home.
I'm never going on a quoteunquote surprise date again.

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:36):
Sad.

SPEAKER_04 (01:11:37):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:37):
Whereas like like surprise dates should be fun.

SPEAKER_04 (01:11:40):
I think like a cute little picnic or something, you
know?

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:43):
Like even even my my disaster, like, like what's the
worst thing that happened to me?
I bought some beers and dinner.

unknown (01:11:51):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:51):
Right.
And wasted.
Oh, and white claw.
And wasted uh wasted wasted acouple of hours, right?
Right.
But I'm fine.

SPEAKER_04 (01:11:58):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:59):
Right?
Like uh, I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 (01:12:02):
This person, she's like, what is he planning on
doing to me or with me or what?

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:07):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (01:12:07):
What what what?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'd sneak out of theretoo.

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:10):
Comes with like a like a like a two-foot toy or
something like that.

SPEAKER_04 (01:12:13):
Right.

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:13):
Oh.

SPEAKER_04 (01:12:14):
All right, first date.
What?

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:18):
Where is that going?

SPEAKER_04 (01:12:19):
Sorry, dude, but no matter where that's going, I'm
not inspired.

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:25):
Oh, this for me.
Oh.

SPEAKER_04 (01:12:26):
Still not into it.

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:30):
Yeah, that would be intense.

SPEAKER_04 (01:12:32):
Uh-huh.
Ready for the last one?

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:35):
Yep, I am.

SPEAKER_04 (01:12:36):
This one is specially for you.

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:38):
Okay.

SPEAKER_04 (01:12:39):
All right.
Here we go.

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:42):
Why is this one especially for me?

SPEAKER_04 (01:12:44):
You'll find out.

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:45):
Okay.

SPEAKER_04 (01:12:46):
He told me he uh oh, wait a second.
Oh, hang on.
I forgot to add this littlething here.
Another surprise date, but thisis a good one.

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:55):
Okay.

SPEAKER_04 (01:12:56):
Okay.
I forgot about that.
Okay.
Told me he had a surprise date.
Right?
Fun.
So we drive like 25 minutes andI realize we're pulling into a
Costco.

SPEAKER_01 (01:13:09):
Fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (01:13:11):
Who I knew you'd like this one.

SPEAKER_01 (01:13:14):
Who sent this in?

SPEAKER_04 (01:13:15):
I don't know.
Anonymous.

SPEAKER_01 (01:13:16):
Oh.
Anonymous?

SPEAKER_04 (01:13:18):
Yep.
I don't know.
A lot of people send him inanonymous.
I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 (01:13:22):
Anonymous?
Why did you do this?
You can email me at josh atCostcoPassions.com.

SPEAKER_04 (01:13:28):
I love it.
So continuing on real quick.
So he grabs a cart.
He grabs the cart and says,Trust me, this is dinner and
entertainment.
We walk around the samplestations and we buy, we get
every single sample, have aquick discussion about each
sample, whether we liked it ornot.

(01:13:49):
We buy about$200 worth of stuff,food, home decor, and even a new
book I've been wanting.
Oh.
He asked if I wanted to get aCostco hot dog and a drink.
And honestly, I could never passup a Costco hot dog.
Yeah.
Right?
I agree.
I said I would go on a couple ofmore dates with him, as long as

(01:14:10):
he did not bring me to Sam'sClub next.

SPEAKER_01 (01:14:12):
Yeah.
Huge red flag on Sam's Club.

SPEAKER_04 (01:14:15):
Green flag that she is against Sam's Club.

SPEAKER_01 (01:14:17):
Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_04 (01:14:17):
Costco's way better.

SPEAKER_01 (01:14:19):
Yeah.
I feel like these people, morethan the Mortician funeral
people.
Like these, this thisrelationship was built to last.
It's built on a foundation on astrong, solid bedrock.

SPEAKER_04 (01:14:32):
Yeah.
Well, it said it.
We're still together six monthslater.

SPEAKER_01 (01:14:36):
Yep.

SPEAKER_04 (01:14:36):
And we're still furnishing his new apartment
very well with our Costco datesand still have my Costco hot dog
every single time.

SPEAKER_01 (01:14:43):
Yep.
Yep.

SPEAKER_04 (01:14:44):
That's it.

SPEAKER_01 (01:14:46):
I love it.
I know you love that one.
Congrats to you guys.
You guys are building arelationship built on trust.
I would say.
Uh oh you obviously you bothhave good judgment.

SPEAKER_04 (01:14:58):
Yeah.
You're judging somebody on whatthey're getting at Costco.

SPEAKER_01 (01:15:00):
Yeah.
I mean, just the fact that theygo to Costco is like let's go.

SPEAKER_04 (01:15:04):
Have you ever had a Sam's Club hot dog?
It sucks.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:15:08):
I would imagine Sam's Club people and North of
694 people probably get alongvery well.

SPEAKER_04 (01:15:16):
Probably.

SPEAKER_01 (01:15:17):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (01:15:18):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:15:20):
That's my assumption.

SPEAKER_04 (01:15:21):
I figured I would save the best one for last for
you.
There you go.

SPEAKER_01 (01:15:26):
Sweet.
So what's the what's the nextepisode about on kinks and
cocktails?

SPEAKER_04 (01:15:31):
Um, so we still have a couple more weeks to figure
out.

SPEAKER_01 (01:15:36):
Okay.

SPEAKER_04 (01:15:36):
One for each week, but Halloween is coming up.

SPEAKER_01 (01:15:39):
Yeah.
What do you do?
What do you usually do forHalloween?

SPEAKER_04 (01:15:42):
Listener stories for Halloween.
We did fall and autumn already.

SPEAKER_02 (01:15:46):
Okay.

SPEAKER_04 (01:15:47):
Um, that one's coming out tomorrow.
And Halloween.
Did you dress up as a sexyCostco employee?
I don't know.
Tell tell us.
Tell us your Halloween sexcapadestories at
kinksandcocktails.com.
You can remain anonymous or not.
Um, you can join our Patreon atpatreon.com slash kinks of

(01:16:10):
cocktails.
It's only a dollar a month.
So if you don't like it, it'sonly the about the price of a
Costco hot dog.

SPEAKER_01 (01:16:18):
Wait, what do I do?
I have to go to Patreon?

SPEAKER_04 (01:16:20):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:16:20):
Can I just Venmo you a dollar a month?

SPEAKER_04 (01:16:22):
Or you can.
Well, we're on Cash App at Kinksof Cocktails.
I don't know.
All of this, anyways you want todonate to us or support the show
is on kinks ofcocktails.com.

SPEAKER_01 (01:16:32):
Okay.
All right.
I'm in.

SPEAKER_04 (01:16:33):
There you go.
Is there anything else youwanted to add, Joshua?

SPEAKER_01 (01:16:37):
I don't know, Catherine.
I'm trying to think of uh you'vegot a nice boo tree set up.

SPEAKER_04 (01:16:41):
Nice what?

SPEAKER_01 (01:16:43):
Isn't that what it's called?

SPEAKER_04 (01:16:44):
A spooky, oh, a boo tree?
I've never heard of it calledthat.
A Halloween tree?

SPEAKER_01 (01:16:48):
Yeah, what do you call it?
I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 (01:16:49):
I mean that's my goth tree.

SPEAKER_01 (01:16:52):
Oh, so it's not just for Halloween.

SPEAKER_04 (01:16:54):
No, my goth tree is up all year round.

SPEAKER_01 (01:16:59):
With the black skulls and cauldrons and all
that stuff.

SPEAKER_04 (01:17:02):
Yeah.
So when it's Valentine's Day, Iadd like a dark romance vibe to
it.
Okay.
Like an evil, like dark romancevampire at hearts and stuff.
I have four holiday trees up allyear round.

SPEAKER_02 (01:17:15):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (01:17:16):
The other boo tree is a Beetlejuice themed tree.
Yeah.
I have one upstairs, it's likeChucky themed and like scream
themed and like all like thehorror horror movie kind of.
Killer guys.
Yeah.
Like the Freddy, all of thoseguys.

SPEAKER_01 (01:17:31):
Now, what's your favorite Halloween movie?

SPEAKER_04 (01:17:33):
Chucky.
Really?
I love the Chucky series.
There's like eight of them.

SPEAKER_01 (01:17:38):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (01:17:39):
And I love every single one of them.

SPEAKER_01 (01:17:40):
Impressive.
I would not have guessed that.

SPEAKER_04 (01:17:43):
I love Chucky.

SPEAKER_01 (01:17:44):
I thought the doll was super creepy.

SPEAKER_04 (01:17:46):
I love creepy, any creepy doll movie.

SPEAKER_01 (01:17:48):
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.

SPEAKER_04 (01:17:49):
Annabelle, like, oh, Danny's had to deal with this
with me.
Like, ever since I discoveredChucky, I had I every year I try
to finish every single, I have alist of every single scary doll
movie, and there's like 30 ofthem.

SPEAKER_01 (01:18:02):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (01:18:02):
And like I got maybe halfway through.

SPEAKER_01 (01:18:05):
Even like doll-adjacent ones, like
conjuring.

SPEAKER_04 (01:18:08):
Yep.

SPEAKER_01 (01:18:08):
That uh preview that we saw when we went to F1.

SPEAKER_04 (01:18:11):
Yep.

SPEAKER_01 (01:18:12):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (01:18:12):
Yeah.
And there's like, I try tocollect creepy dolls.
Danny will not let me.

SPEAKER_01 (01:18:17):
Yeah, that'd be that'd be a no.

SPEAKER_04 (01:18:20):
But then again, he's brought a free used Ouija board
into our house as a gift to methat he got from a Facebook
group, a local Facebook group.
I'm like, now that's scary.

SPEAKER_01 (01:18:34):
Does he remember getting it, or did it just show
up one time?

SPEAKER_04 (01:18:37):
No, he's just like we went and picked it up.

SPEAKER_01 (01:18:40):
He okay, so it wasn't like Jumanji where all of
a sudden it just showed up.

SPEAKER_04 (01:18:44):
Maybe it is.
Should we play it?

SPEAKER_01 (01:18:45):
No.

SPEAKER_04 (01:18:46):
I've not opened it yet.

SPEAKER_01 (01:18:47):
That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_04 (01:18:49):
It's used.
It was from a free buy nothinggroup in our local group in the
Twin Cities area.
And he's like, Oh no, I got thisfor you.
I thought you would like it.
And I'm like, You of all peoplewould not what I I was so
confused.
You won't even let me collectscary dolls.
And so, and we went to go pickit up, and it was nighttime.

(01:19:11):
And he's like, Go ahead, go,it's a porch pickup, go grab it.
And I'm like, Okay.
So I went and grabbed it.
The house was for sale.
It was all dark.
I'm like, okay, why are yougetting this rid of this used
Ouija board?
It's not even a normal lookingone either.
It looks weird, like creepy.
Like one, not a normal lookingone.

SPEAKER_01 (01:19:30):
It's Jumanji.

SPEAKER_04 (01:19:31):
Something.
Yeah.
And why is your house for sale?
What are you passing on to usthrough this board?
I'm so freaked out.

SPEAKER_01 (01:19:38):
I will say, I will say the house for sale makes
sense.
Because that's when you get ridof all your shit.

SPEAKER_04 (01:19:45):
Well, right.
But and it maybe their house gothaunted because they used this
weird as fuck like a Ouijaboard.
And they're like, let's get ridof it when we move.
Because it caused all thiscrazy.
I don't know.
Now it's in our house.
Yay!

SPEAKER_01 (01:20:03):
Yeah.
I feel like I feel like we'rewe're adding a lot to this
story.
You know, my Occam's razor oneis they had some shitty Ouija
board out in the garage thatlike a rat ate up and that it
got rained on and all sorts ofother random shit.
And it was never used.
Uh-huh.
And then they were moving andthey were like, I gotta get rid
of all this stuff, right?

(01:20:23):
And so you got you got a freeboard game.
Yours is a little bit more.
You're like, well, that could beone possibility.
Or the house is for sale becauseeverybody who lived in there is
now dead.

SPEAKER_03 (01:20:37):
Oh god.
Oh, great.

SPEAKER_01 (01:20:39):
Even better.
They use the Ouija board tosummon the spirits.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (01:20:44):
And it's Halloween coming up.
Let's.
Alright, this we'll use theboard and it'll be on Patreon,
everyone.
Ready, Joshua?

SPEAKER_01 (01:20:55):
No, that scares me.
I'm kidding.

SPEAKER_04 (01:20:56):
I'm not doing that stuff.
If anybody, I'd make Danny do itwith me because it's his idea.

SPEAKER_01 (01:21:01):
Yeah, I'm not tempting fate.

SPEAKER_04 (01:21:03):
All right.
Well, I think that's it.
Thank you for coming by, Joshua.
It was so much fun.

SPEAKER_01 (01:21:07):
So much fun, Catherine.
Thanks for having me.

SPEAKER_04 (01:21:09):
Yeah, we'll have to do this again, maybe round two.

SPEAKER_01 (01:21:11):
Absolutely.
Anytime.

SPEAKER_04 (01:21:13):
All right.
Well, please give us five stars,everyone.
It helps us out so, so, so much.
Check us out,kingsococktails.com.
Tell your friends.
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Why not?
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