October 8, 2025 • 46 mins
The air’s crisp, the drinks are warm, and our listeners are getting way too cozy this season! Katie and Eve dive into your hottest fall-themed confessions — from pumpkin-spiced hookups to costume party chaos. Grab a cocktail and get ready to fall into temptation!
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SPEAKER_01 (01:30):
Hi Eve.
SPEAKER_03 (01:31):
Hi Katie, how are you?
Doing a lot better after thoseshots.
How are you?
Yeah, right?
And way to go on the recipes.
Thank you.
Seriously, if you stop doingthis, just go be a bartender.
Thank you.
It's gonna be amazing.
I winged it.
I I couldn't believe that.
I said anything where it's whatwas it, caramel apple, uh uh
(01:53):
worders in the middle?
SPEAKER_01 (01:55):
So I did it was a pumpkin pie spice, caramel um
shot for one of them.
And that was pumpkin spice, rumchata, and vanilla whipped cream
vodka.
And then over the rim, I didcaramel sauce and a crush up
(02:15):
where there's candy applecandies.
And then that's a mouthful.
For the other one and a partchurch and a pear drink.
Yeah, absolutely.
For the other one, I did justcaramel vodka and like a apple
sour apple vodka and anothercaramel room job.
What's called a room job?
SPEAKER_03 (02:35):
Yeah, I mean it really was.
It was around the rim of theshot glass.
SPEAKER_01 (02:38):
So but they were delicious.
Should we which one did you likebetter?
SPEAKER_03 (02:42):
You know, you know, since I have this one in front
of me, let's do this.
I think the pie one, the pumpkinpie.
SPEAKER_01 (02:51):
So let's do it.
We'll do it live on air.
Cheers.
Clink and drink.
So good.
Never gets old.
I love these.
SPEAKER_03 (03:00):
And the caramel and the Worthers original really
finish it off.
SPEAKER_01 (03:04):
I wish I would have bought a big giant bottle of
each of these ingredients.
I just got the mini bottles.
SPEAKER_03 (03:11):
I'm just gonna lick my fingers with that.
SPEAKER_01 (03:14):
That was licking fingers, ASMR.
But no, speaking of thosedrinks, so I went to Total Wine
today in Bloomington, and um Iwas like just walking around
looking for fall-themed things,and it's Friday, so they're free
sample Friday.
So you know I had to hit allthose up, right?
And so I went up to one of themand I had the free sample.
(03:38):
It was like a THC drink, and itwas very delicious.
SPEAKER_03 (03:41):
Ooh, but was it a pie pumpkin spice tea?
SPEAKER_01 (03:44):
It was not, it was it was really good though.
It was so good.
They had just like they had justlike the mocktail versions for a
free sample.
SPEAKER_02 (03:52):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (03:53):
But anyways, um, I was wearing my and That's Why We
Drink podcast tank top, myshirt.
And the person giving the freesamples, they were like, Oh, I
recognize your shirt.
I listened to them too, andthat's why we drink.
I'm like, oh, cool.
I was like, Yeah, they'rethey're awesome, they're great.
I've seen them live a few times.
And and I was like, Yeah, theyactually inspired me to start my
(04:13):
own podcast.
And they're like, Oh, really?
What is it?
And I told them kinks andcocktails, and they got all
super excited, and I was like,Oh, thank you so much.
I said they were gonna check itout, and so I told them I'll
give them a shout out.
So, hi, Angel from Total Wine inBloomington.
You were awesome.
Thank you for the free samplestoday.
And here's your shout-out.
I really appreciate it.
You were lovely and great.
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Yeah, shout out to you, Angel.
Absolutely.
All right, so let's see.
Should we move on to our snackpairing?
SPEAKER_03 (04:42):
Yeah, let's do it.
This was Eve's job, so yeah, anduh, I'll just preface this with
these are not really snacks,they're more of um guilty
pleasures.
Um, this is my girl dinner.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, I'm into it.
Uh, sweet.
So I can cook really well,apparently, for Katie.
Yes.
Yeah.
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So um again, this was just atour around Target and uh
various areas of the store inwhich we found a pretzel bites,
not very fall themed, but theydo pair very well with uh
pumpkin spice covered uhpretzels and unpopular opinion,
but candy corn.
SPEAKER_01 (05:24):
So I know we were trying, you said we were trying
to save this discussion for thepod if you or I like candy corn
or not.
Yes.
I think you already told me youranswer or showed me your answer
because you've ate like half ofthe tin already.
SPEAKER_03 (05:37):
I was like, get that away from me.
I will just eat the whole thing,and it's it's actually still too
close.
I mean, it's an arm's length.
SPEAKER_01 (05:44):
I've had like one little candy corn and Eve's like
I'm like just popping them likechips, they're delicious.
SPEAKER_03 (05:49):
Put some salsa on them.
SPEAKER_01 (05:51):
Safe to say, I'll I'll eat them, but I won't go
out of my way to eat them.
They're okay.
I prefer the fake cheese thatcame with the pretzla bites.
SPEAKER_03 (06:01):
Yeah, that was good too.
SPEAKER_01 (06:03):
Yeah, give me that fake cheese.
SPEAKER_03 (06:04):
I'm really gonna love it.
Really feeling buff after thatsnack, you know.
Right.
So healthy.
SPEAKER_01 (06:09):
Love it.
Very fall themed.
So yeah, we decided to ease intoHalloween and do some light,
like fall vibes for stories.
Yeah.
Yeah.
For all the listener stories forthis week.
Um so we're not getting to allthe quite scary stuff yet.
Um, we have a couple weeks to gofor Halloween.
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But if you do have a scaryHalloween sexcapade story,
please send them in atkinksandcocktails.com, or you
can email us atkinksandcocktails at gmail.com.
You can remain anonymous or not.
Up to you.
So yeah.
Do you have any fall plans, Eve?
SPEAKER_03 (06:48):
Um, you know, just make it through winter.
Survive.
I know it's farther ahead thanthat, but you know, this is
about the time when I mentallyprepare myself for the cold that
we're gonna experience inMinnesota.
unknown (07:00):
Shh.
SPEAKER_03 (07:01):
Yeah, exactly.
I didn't say that.
I don't know what you're talkingabout.
Um, so it's uh there's I juststart to mentally prepare around
this time.
So by the time December rollsaround, then I can just say, Oh,
well, you know, there's only acouple more months of really bad
winter, you know, and then justmaybe take a vacation in there
somewhere to like ease it, youknow.
SPEAKER_01 (07:21):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (07:21):
Just like get rid of part of it and get out of the
get out of the cold for a while.
SPEAKER_01 (07:25):
A mid-winter and like the death of winter.
That time is the perfectvacation time.
SPEAKER_03 (07:30):
Yeah.
Absolutely.
And I guess I do have someplans.
I'm going to DJ at ADE nextmonth.
Okay.
In Amsterdam, so rock on.
Awesome.
Oh, I miss Amsterdam.
Ooh.
So much fun.
Have you been?
I have not.
SPEAKER_01 (07:44):
Oh, I'll tell you some some secret stuff later.
Oh.
Where to go, what to do.
Oh, do tell.
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
All right.
Let's see.
Well, um.
SPEAKER_03 (07:56):
What about you?
SPEAKER_01 (07:57):
I guess as far as stuff I have planned for fall,
it's my birthday weekend.
SPEAKER_03 (08:02):
Yeah, it is.
SPEAKER_01 (08:04):
So I'll be uh yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (08:07):
Yeah, you'll be definitely older.
SPEAKER_01 (08:09):
Thanks.
Thanks for the reminder.
No.
So we are doing like a birthdaybarbecue on Sunday at our
friend's house.
Um at our friend Joshua's.
Shout out to Joshua.
He'll be on as a co-host nextweek.
Um but so we decided to make thebirthday party.
(08:30):
And this all started as a joke,okay?
Yeah.
Um, as frat party themed.
Yeah.
Because I never went to college,and I never have been to a frat
party ever in my entire life.
And it still started as like ajoke because they're all telling
like frat stories, and like, soJoshua is hosting this at his
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house for me.
unknown (08:52):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (08:52):
And he's been in a frat.
So, like, he's like, I got it, Igot it.
I got it in covered and like, ohgod.
So I'm kind of scared going intoit, but I'm also very excited.
SPEAKER_03 (09:01):
Yeah.
We'll see what happens.
SPEAKER_01 (09:04):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (09:04):
So the first thing I thought of when you said that
was the movie Weird Science.
SPEAKER_01 (09:10):
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (09:10):
Okay.
Yes.
Okay.
And the reason I say that isbecause the two main characters
are high school students andthey bring they bring the most
beautiful woman they've everseen to life.
Have you seen the movie?
Yes, I have.
Okay, great.
So I'm like, hmm, that's notreally frat-ish, but it's it's
still high school, maybe goinginto college type of thing.
(09:31):
So it just dresses Lisa fromWeird Science.
Yes.
In the opening scene.
Absolutely.
That'd be perfect.
Yeah.
I already have the underwear forit.
SPEAKER_01 (09:42):
Um, let's see.
I guess.
SPEAKER_03 (09:44):
Should we get rolling?
SPEAKER_01 (09:45):
Hang on.
That reminded me of oh, remindedme of one more movie.
SPEAKER_03 (09:49):
Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (09:49):
The movie Old School with uh was it Will Farrell?
SPEAKER_03 (09:52):
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (09:52):
Where he's like, everybody, we're going
streaking.
We're gonna run to the middle ofthe clo whatever, we're going
streaking.
SPEAKER_03 (10:01):
Yeah, that's a god scene.
Perfect.
unknown (10:06):
Wow.
SPEAKER_03 (10:06):
That deserves a piece of candy corn.
SPEAKER_01 (10:09):
Go for it.
You can have one.
I'll I had my one candy corn forthe year.
A singular one.
SPEAKER_03 (10:14):
Yeah.
I had one for everybody on theplanet, but there we go.
SPEAKER_01 (10:18):
You can have my share.
I'll take all the fake cheese.
Oh, but a quick little thingbefore we get started with
stories, I did want to play aquick little game.
SPEAKER_03 (10:27):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (10:28):
A fall themed edition of Would You Rather?
Oh, let's do it.
I'm so good for this.
All right.
First one.
Would you rather have sex in apile of leaves or on a hay bale?
SPEAKER_03 (10:40):
Can I ask a follow-up question?
Sure.
Where is this pile of leaveslocated?
SPEAKER_01 (10:47):
I don't have an answer for that.
SPEAKER_03 (10:49):
I think the rule for these is there is no follow-up
questions.
Got it.
Okay, then I'm going to go withyou know what?
I'm gonna go with a bay of hail.
Same.
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
A hay bale.
SPEAKER_01 (11:00):
Yeah, same.
I think because you can at leastit's contained.
Mm-hmm.
A pile of leaves just reminds meof like bugs, insects.
That's exactly what I thoughtof.
Yeah, in all the wrong places.
SPEAKER_03 (11:12):
Creepy crawly things everywhere.
Plus the shape of a hay bale.
You know, it's like typicallysome sort of rectangle, right?
You can just kind of like be onthe edge and you don't really
have to lean over it.
SPEAKER_01 (11:24):
Just imagine it.
You're not like inside of it.
SPEAKER_03 (11:27):
Or are you?
SPEAKER_01 (11:28):
I well, to each their own.
I'm not gonna judge you.
However, if you can figure thatout, more the power to, yeah.
Nari, next one.
Would you rather get cozy withsomeone in a cord maze or a
haunted house?
And it might get cozy and getbusy.
SPEAKER_03 (11:44):
Haunted house, hands down, no question.
SPEAKER_01 (11:46):
Absolutely.
SPEAKER_03 (11:46):
100% same.
Yeah, if they're gonna scare us,you might as well try and scare
this crap out of them.
Yeah, I don't think scare them.
I don't know.
They might be into it.
SPEAKER_01 (11:55):
All right, here, hold my beer.
I'll be right back.
Well, I a haunted clown, a scaryclown can watch me.
That's fine.
You can't unlock.
Oh baby, oh baby.
Let me honk your horn.
Joking.
Or am I?
You're right back.
(12:16):
Next one.
Would you rather be seduced by asexy scarecrow or a flirty
pumpkin headed stranger?
As in, let's pretend both ofthese are 100% real, just for
the sake of this game.
So we got a sexy scarecrow or apumpkin head.
SPEAKER_03 (12:32):
What was the last pumpkin head person?
SPEAKER_01 (12:33):
Pumpkinhead person.
SPEAKER_03 (12:34):
Well, I don't know enough about the pumpkin head
person.
I'm going with the sexyscarecrow.
Okay.
No, we already got some positivethere.
It's a sexy scarecrow.
The other one was flirty.
Oh, yeah, definitely the sexyscarecrow.
Okay.
The other one's out.
Get out of here with that time.
SPEAKER_01 (12:46):
I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with the pumpkin
head.
Only because the scarecrow, Ithink of straw and scratchy and
itchy.
SPEAKER_03 (12:55):
Yeah, that did come to mind, but there's just too,
there's too many variablevariables with just random
pumpkin head.
That could mean any type ofperson's attached to that
pumpkin head.
No, there's no person attachedto it.
It's just a pinky head.
Oh, just the pumpkin head.
Okay, I'm switching my answer.
SPEAKER_01 (13:08):
It's just a pumpkin head.
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (13:11):
We're thinking, we're imagining these are
mythical creatures that arereal.
Yeah, I was thinking like apumpkin head on like a body.
No.
Like, you know, or somethinglike that.
Like a scary movie, a realpumpkin head person.
Like Sleepy Hollow.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah, definitely that.
SPEAKER_01 (13:27):
Yeah.
I can they can do a thing or twowith my pumpkins.
Okay.
But if it's just a pumpkin head,it doesn't have hands.
So they might oh it's a person.
SPEAKER_03 (13:37):
It's a pumpkin head person.
Oh, okay.
See?
Well, you know what?
I'm I'm The Scarecrow just hasthe straw for hands.
And that's okay.
Now we're back to pumpkin headon a person.
SPEAKER_01 (13:48):
Yes.
SPEAKER_03 (13:48):
Okay, great.
So I was thinking about theright way.
There we go.
You know what?
Let's just go with the threesomewith both of them.
SPEAKER_01 (13:53):
Oh, there we go.
Just yeah.
Try why not?
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (13:56):
Try them on both.
SPEAKER_01 (13:57):
Exactly.
Just you know, why not both?
All right.
New erotica kinks and cocktailsnovel coming soon.
Ooh, we should do that.
SPEAKER_03 (14:08):
We'll get on that.
Somebody make a uh couldsomebody please uh go ahead and
make us some artwork thispumpkin head person and a
scarecrow and a chick.
Yeah, Teresa.
There we go.
Does that seem like too much?
Maybe.
I love it.
I'll get on it.
It's it's on it's on theme forthe time of years.
SPEAKER_01 (14:24):
It is.
I'll get on it before Halloween.
SPEAKER_03 (14:26):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (14:27):
Next one.
Would you rather have yourpartner smell like pumpkin
smice?
Pumpkin pumpkin smice.
Pumpkin spice or uh caramelapple cider.
SPEAKER_03 (14:40):
Caramel apple cider or pumpkin spice.
I feel like the scent of pumpkinspice is nice.
Probably that.
Yeah.
Although although that would bereally weird.
Can you imagine?
Like, is it all over their body?
Is it a perfume they're wearingor a cologne?
SPEAKER_01 (14:54):
I'm imagining like a perfume cologne sort of deal.
SPEAKER_03 (14:57):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (14:57):
That's what I think.
SPEAKER_03 (14:59):
Why not both?
SPEAKER_01 (15:00):
Why not both?
Spritz here, spritz there.
So for me, I guess I decided ifit's a male partner, I'd say
pumpkin spice.
SPEAKER_03 (15:12):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (15:13):
And it's a female identifying.
SPEAKER_03 (15:14):
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Like axe body spray.
SPEAKER_01 (15:20):
Yes.
That's just my preference.
If it's like a not axe, so no.
It was like.
But if it's like a femaleidentifying partner, then more
of like caramel apple sweetness.
Like the sweetness.
SPEAKER_03 (15:34):
Yes.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (15:35):
So like male, like spice.
Plus the apples.
Yeah, the female.
Got the apples.
Give me the apples.
Oh, baby, oh baby.
Yeah.
Whoo.
Okay.
One more last one.
If you're stuck inside withsomebody, would you rather have
sex while it's raining or by acrackling fire over in a
(15:56):
fireplace?
Why not both?
That's what I said.
Like that.
SPEAKER_03 (15:59):
Why are you making me decide?
Why are you making me choose?
All right, agreed.
Raining next to a fire?
That sounds way better.
Right.
Don't choose.
Just have both.
Perfect.
Don't make me choose.
Rude.
That's gonna be my new thing ifI ever play that game at a
party.
What?
Would you rather?
Every answer.
Why not both?
Both.
(16:20):
That should be a rule though.
SPEAKER_01 (16:21):
Like you're not allowed to choose both.
But you know what?
That was the last one.
We're gonna do both.
Okay, perfect.
All right.
So should we get on with somestories?
SPEAKER_03 (16:29):
Yeah, let's do it.
SPEAKER_01 (16:30):
Do you want to go first?
Do you want me to cut her?
SPEAKER_03 (16:32):
I've got a nice, you know, short and sweet one that
we can start with.
Sure.
I wanted to start with this onebecause this person that wrote
in is actually from St.
Paul, Minnesota.
Shout out.
And they gave their name.
First name, anyways.
You know, everybody can try tofind this person if they'd like
to.
SPEAKER_01 (16:48):
They wanted to be not anonymous?
SPEAKER_03 (16:50):
Nope, not anonymous, but their name is you'll you'll
just have to see.
SPEAKER_01 (16:53):
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (16:54):
So, dear show.
I thought it would be sexy tosurprise my boyfriend by
covering myself in pumpkin spicelatte foam.
Like a human PSL.
As in pumpkin spice latte.
Cute idea, right?
Except it burned.
Cinnamon and cracks.
It should never be.
Ended up soaking in a lukewarmbath, smelling like a Yankee
(17:16):
candle while he sat theresipping the latte I ruined.
He's just chilling.
Yeah.
Wow.
Autumn won me zero.
And that is from Steve in St.
Paul.
SPEAKER_01 (17:30):
Oh, Steve.
SPEAKER_03 (17:31):
Yeah.
I was like, I think it's okay togive his first or his or her,
however you identify their thefirst name because that's an
extremely common name.
It is.
Thanks, Steve.
Appreciate it.
SPEAKER_01 (17:41):
Steve in St.
Paul.
Thank you.
Um, I'm curious how long agothis was.
Do you still smell like pumpkinspice?
unknown (17:49):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (17:49):
If you could actually send a follow-up and
write into the show and let usknow, we'd like to know how that
ended up.
SPEAKER_01 (17:54):
Do you want to meet up?
Can I smell you?
SPEAKER_03 (17:55):
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
And then we can we can hit himwith the why not both.
SPEAKER_01 (18:00):
Why not both?
Take out for a caramel latte.
Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_03 (18:05):
Also, if there if cinnamon was in that was that
big of a problem, they must usea lot.
SPEAKER_01 (18:11):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (18:12):
You know?
Right.
So yeah, that's uh that's a lot.
SPEAKER_01 (18:15):
Oh boy.
Oh, I hope you're doing okay,Steve.
SPEAKER_03 (18:18):
Mm-hmm.
Um, all right.
Yeah, more power to you.
You had a good time, hopefully.
I love how your partner's justchilling, enjoying the latte.
I know.
That's that's actually the bestpart of the whole story.
I just imagine legs crossed,pinky out, sinking the lobby.
SPEAKER_01 (18:33):
Maybe they were enjoying the show.
SPEAKER_03 (18:37):
Nice.
All right.
All right.
SPEAKER_01 (18:39):
Next one.
Yeah.
Hey, kinks and cocktails.
So last fall, I went to CornMaze with my boyfriend.
We thought it would be fun andromantic, but of course he
charged ahead, got way toocompetitive about finding the
exit, and left me wanderingalone.
I'm walking in circles when Iliterally bump into this married
couple.
She was gorgeous, he was tall,both of them had this flirty
(19:03):
energy.
We started joking about beinglost together in the maze.
And one thing led to another.
Suddenly I was pinned betweenthe corn stalks with her kissing
me and him sliding his hand upmy thigh.
It was hot, dirty, the stalkswere scratching at my back, and
I was trying to stay quiet whilepeople walked by just a few rows
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away.
I can even hear my boyfriendjust a few rows away calling my
name, trying to look for me,just as the guy was taking me
from behind and I was sucking onher amazingly pierced nipples.
Oh my goodness.
We went right, we did it rightthere in the maze.
And when it was over, I pulledmyself together, found my
boyfriend at the exit, and hehad no idea what I just done.
(19:46):
Wow, scandalous to this day.
Scandalous.
Uh-huh.
He still doesn't know.
I cheated on him with a marriedcouple in the corn maze.
I mean, maybe he shouldn't haveran ahead ahead of me in the
first place.
Love the stories, love the pod,love you all.
From Anonymous.
Seriously, don't say my name.
SPEAKER_03 (20:04):
From seriously, don't say my name.
Now I want to know.
unknown (20:08):
I can't.
SPEAKER_03 (20:10):
Wow.
SPEAKER_01 (20:11):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (20:11):
That's something.
The the first question that cameto mind though is the pinned
against corn stalks.
I was wondering about that too.
Like, how was that?
SPEAKER_01 (20:18):
Was it like sometimes they have the wooden
like uh stakes against them tokeep them up or yeah, like if
there's only a few or something.
SPEAKER_03 (20:26):
This is like it's a field.
SPEAKER_01 (20:28):
Yeah, I don't know.
SPEAKER_03 (20:29):
Maybe you know, they they've got some some mutated
corn stocks that I'm unaware ofout there.
SPEAKER_01 (20:34):
It was against a scarecrow.
SPEAKER_03 (20:35):
I don't know.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Why not both?
It was a foresome.
Corn and scarecrows.
It was a foursome.
unknown (20:44):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (20:45):
But yeah, very scandalous.
Wow.
Yeah.
Well, um, you know, I hopeeverything works out in the end
on that one.
Cause it sounds like uh there'sa lot to unpack there.
SPEAKER_01 (20:54):
I don't like the how the boyfriend's like very
childish, like, I'm gonna beatyou.
They're the corn maze.
Like, come on, shouldn't thislike be a fun?
SPEAKER_03 (21:02):
I mean, that sounds like something I would do.
SPEAKER_01 (21:04):
Maybe, I don't know.
SPEAKER_03 (21:05):
But Mike would also do that, and then and then we'd,
you know, it would just be fine.
We just have to sort it out atthe end.
So who can lose each otherfastest?
SPEAKER_01 (21:15):
Okay, yeah, yeah, that can be fun.
But it sounded like if she didthis, maybe I'm just getting a
vibe from this cattooed that Idon't know.
Yeah, yep.
SPEAKER_03 (21:23):
Time to move on.
Go ahead.
All right.
So, so interestingly enough, youdid talk about haunted houses.
I know we're not getting intothe scary Halloween stuff, but I
just this one is is just reallygreat.
It's a little bit longer, too.
Okay, all right.
So, hi there.
We went to one of those bighaunted house attractions, fog
machines, screaming teenagers,chainsaws.
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You get it.
My guy leaned in and whisperedthat it would be hot to sneak
into a dark corner.
I was already wet just from thethrill of it.
So I said yes.
We pressed against a wall,kissing hard, his hand sliding
up my sweater.
And you called it, and then aclown jumped out mid-make out.
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Shut up! Uh, you can't make thisup.
You said that, I was like, ohgoodness.
Yep.
I screamed with his dick halfwayout.
Mm-hmm.
Total mood killer, except theclown just tilted his head and
said, Don't let me interrupt.
My guy looked at me, I looked athim, and suddenly it was so much
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hotter.
SPEAKER_02 (22:32):
Oh my god!
SPEAKER_03 (22:32):
The fear, the risk, the ridiculousness of it.
We bolted out of the maze andran into the car.
And by the time we got home, Icouldn't get my jeans off fast
enough.
Honestly, I've never come thatfast in my life.
The haunted house wasn't scary,but what happened after?
Terrifyingly good.
SPEAKER_01 (22:54):
Oh, I'm I'm without speech.
I'm speechless.
So even I do not share theseshort stories together before we
record.
I know some people are not gonnabelieve us right now, but I
swear to God.
SPEAKER_03 (23:08):
Same thing happened last time.
I was like, you cannot make thisstuff up.
That's why you were like, when Iwas seeing the clown stuff,
you're like, I was like, oh.
Oh my god.
Really?
So also this this even makes thestory this makes the story even
better.
This is from Kayla in Dublin,Ireland.
So I don't know what they'redoing over there, but uh, you
know, Dublin water.
Can I have a piece?
(23:29):
I don't know.
So what they got.
So we're going to Dublin.
If all it takes is a scaryclown, geez, I'm in.
Although I don't know if Mikewould be, but we'll see.
SPEAKER_01 (23:44):
I will take a sip to that.
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (23:47):
Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (23:47):
I need some uh I have there's so many um ideas of
more erotic novels to write nowfor us.
This is great.
There you go.
And that one will be uhdedicated to who was it?
SPEAKER_03 (24:00):
That is Kayla from Dublin, Ireland.
Thanks, Kayla.
SPEAKER_01 (24:04):
Dublin, though that novel will be dedicated to you.
SPEAKER_03 (24:07):
Okay, okay.
I digress.
Million dollar idea.
Sexy haunted house.
SPEAKER_01 (24:12):
There we go.
SPEAKER_03 (24:13):
Oh, oh, oh I don't know how it's gonna work.
Just just putting it out thereinto the universe.
Oh TMC.
SPEAKER_01 (24:18):
That's a lot of uh yeah, that's a lot of uh waivers
to be signed.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (24:23):
You know what?
You're right, never mind.
SPEAKER_01 (24:25):
Hey, things like that exist already, but moving
on here.
Pumpkin patch flash.
Hey, hello, hi there.
Love it.
My boyfriend and I went to apumpkin patch, and I thought
it'd be funny to take a naughtyfall photo.
I wasn't wearing panties undermy skirt, and he dared me to sit
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spread across this giant asspumpkin.
He snapped the pick, and rightat that second, a group of
teenagers walked by and saweverything.
I've never moved so fast in mylife.
My boyfriend still has thepicture, though, and it's my
favorite fall hobby.
They all caught a good glance,if you know what I mean.
From teenage.
SPEAKER_03 (25:06):
Yeah, picks or didn't happen.
SPEAKER_02 (25:09):
No, no, no.
SPEAKER_03 (25:12):
I had to just, yeah, they got a glance.
What's what was that?
unknown (25:14):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (25:15):
Well, just just you took that risk.
You took that risk.
You knew the risk you took.
SPEAKER_01 (25:19):
Yep, you knew what you signed up for.
Well, well, I hope it was a verysexy photo for for you and your
partner.
That's that's adorable.
That is adorable.
These things happen.
SPEAKER_03 (25:27):
Yeah, they happen, you know?
Totally.
Yes.
So I wanted to go with this nextone because it's all it's also
from the UK.
SPEAKER_01 (25:36):
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (25:36):
Which is very interesting to me.
They're doing some freaky stuffover there.
SPEAKER_01 (25:39):
Apparently.
SPEAKER_03 (25:40):
Yeah.
Again, can I have some of what'sin your water?
That'd be great.
Yes.
So uh, so dear hosts, I thoughtit'd be spicy to pour warm cider
warm apple cider on my husband'schest during play.
Didn't think about how sticky itgets.
He yelped.
We laughed so hard.
Emphasis on hard.
And we ended up rolling aroundlike candle candied apples.
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The sheets were a nightmare, butwe didn't stop giggling,
honestly.
Best sex we'd had in months.
Megan from Bath, England.
Oh.
So that that tracks.
I mean, like Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, especially if it's likesomething really pure apple
cider that's really thick, youknow?
Yeah.
So yeah, that's gonna be too.
SPEAKER_01 (26:22):
And also rolling around in the sheets with a
sticky uh no, thank you.
I mean, I've seen it all.
SPEAKER_03 (26:30):
Have you ever uh side side note?
Have you ever been to BathEngland?
No, I have.
How was it?
It is amazing.
Yeah, so I used to live inLondon.
Uh-huh.
Went up to Bath England.
It's one of the most beautifulplaces.
I know you used to live there.
Cool.
Awesome.
And uh so what I when I sawthat, I was like, oh, it's just
the nostalgia.
I bet.
The Roman baths there.
(26:51):
It's just there's so much oldarchitecture, it's amazing.
So it's obviously nothing to dowith their kink, but whatever.
SPEAKER_01 (26:56):
No, that's really cool.
No, England is definitely on mybucket list.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
I want to go back to you.
Well, you can tell me uh somethings about England and I'll
tell you things about Amsterdam.
There we go.
SPEAKER_03 (27:07):
Excellent.
I'm in.
SPEAKER_01 (27:09):
All right, ready for the next story?
SPEAKER_03 (27:11):
Let's do it.
SPEAKER_01 (27:12):
Hey K and C.
I was hooking up with a guyduring a local barn dance.
We snuck away into the loftupstairs, which is right above
the dance floor, and he bent meover the railing.
It was hot as hell.
But halfway through, some strawfell down onto the dance floor
below us, onto the peopledancing.
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People looked up and saw megetting pounded from behind,
right above them, bent over therailing.
We moved away and out of sightas quickly as we could, but
people definitely saw us.
I tried to stay quiet with hishand over my mouth as we kept
going over a nearby desk thatwas out of view.
But that was the best orgasmI've ever had while wearing
(27:53):
cowboy boots.
Thanks for reading Jess fromKentucky.
SPEAKER_03 (27:56):
That's hot.
SPEAKER_01 (27:57):
While we're so I had to read that a second time.
The last part is like, wait aminute.
That was the best orgasm I'vehad ever had while wearing
cowboy boots.
This hasn't this was not thefirst time.
SPEAKER_03 (28:10):
Well, do it not also not the best orgasm, just the
one that she's had wearingcowboy boots.
In the boots.
Yep, yep.
You gotta you gotta read thesmall prints on the boots.
Uh-huh.
I caught that.
And I was like, wait a minute.
How often do you wear the boots?
Yeah.
How often are you wearing theboots?
Or is that the you know, is itjust that you have a better
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orgasm other ways?
SPEAKER_01 (28:33):
Yeah, I don't know.
Who knows?
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (28:35):
Cowboy boots sometimes do it for you.
Yeah, boot scoot and boogie.
SPEAKER_01 (28:41):
Love it.
SPEAKER_03 (28:42):
Oh, awesome.
All right, so uh, let's see.
Yeah, let's go to this one.
And okay, I love this onebecause of how it starts.
As soon as I start reading it,it's just it's it's very
interesting.
Okay.
Dear esteemed panel is what theywrote.
Oh, yes.
I'm I'll take it.
Cool, sounds great.
It was meant to be romantic,rolling naked in a pile of
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freshly raked leaves.
Nature, beauty, raw passion.
Except no one told me about thespiders.
Also, your common sense failedyou, sir.
I am so sorry.
SPEAKER_01 (29:16):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (29:18):
And I do know this is a guy that wrote this in.
So uh, raw passion.
Okay, except no one told meabout the spiders, or that the
leaves itch like fiberglass.
I don't know what kind of leavesthese are, but hey, my lover
bolted.
I broke out in hives, and myneighbors caught us through
their upstairs window.
(29:38):
Autumn is ruined forever.
And that is from his nightlyself.
I don't know what that wasabout.
First of all.
I don't know which, first ofall, to start with.
SPEAKER_01 (29:51):
First of all.
SPEAKER_03 (29:52):
First of all.
Well, also, let me tell you thisis from Australia.
Okay.
I got a couple of internationalones.
I was like, I'm gonna go, yeah.
Melbourne, Australia is shinyself.
Love Dear Esteemed Pan.
SPEAKER_01 (30:04):
I love that we're an esteemed panel.
I love all of the wording.
I love it.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I love it.
That was great.
My second of all was um, I'msorry, sir, but the leaves you
didn't think would be itchy andfull of bugs.
SPEAKER_03 (30:20):
Yeah, you live in Australia.
Oh God.
That's why I'm like, You'reright.
What are you doing with yourlife?
SPEAKER_01 (30:25):
All of all of everything I've seen from
Australia, the giant ass spidersand the bugs.
SPEAKER_03 (30:31):
It's always nope.
I mean, I feel like I feel likeyou this person might be living
under a bit of a rock, you know,and doesn't know that there's
huge spots.
SPEAKER_01 (30:39):
They live in Australia.
Spiders.
I don't even I've never evenbeen to Australia and I know
about Australia.
SPEAKER_03 (30:44):
Yes, and the bugs.
SPEAKER_01 (30:47):
You need more you Neosporin is no.
I'm not gonna do it.
SPEAKER_03 (30:52):
I know that's that's that's a joke, right?
Put that on your owie when youget one in Australia.
Not gonna say not gonna cut it.
You need a little something alittle stronger.
Oh god.
All right.
Wow.
Well I hope they're okay.
I don't know.
Well, I mean, they were able towrite an electricity.
Yes, I'm glad you're okay.
(31:13):
Yeah, I'm glad you're okay.
SPEAKER_01 (31:14):
Maybe they're immune to these Australian huge
spiders.
Yeah.
Nice.
All right, keep those overthere, please.
Yes.
All right, moving on.
Hey, kinks and cocktails.
Okay, so this was back incollege, and I was wild, slutty,
and unapologetic.
One night I snuck into a pumpkinpatch with three guys I barely
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knew.
It was dark, quiet, and perfectfor some chaos.
We found one of those woodenpumpkin character cutouts with
holes in it.
The ones you pop your head intofor a silly picture.
SPEAKER_03 (31:48):
I like where this is going.
SPEAKER_01 (31:50):
This one had a pumpkin, a scarecrow, and a
candy corn.
And well, let's just say itbecame a very creative glory
hole situation.
SPEAKER_03 (31:59):
Oh no.
SPEAKER_01 (32:00):
I went back and forth, which means all I went
back and forth between all threeholes, not knowing who was who
until they were all finished.
Oh my gosh! Wow.
I was giggling and laughing theentire time, and they ended up
giving me a ridiculous nicknamethat stuck for the rest of the
semester.
The Pumpkin Queen.
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I won't lie, I was a messy, kindof slutty girl in college, but
honestly, no regrets.
Every time I see one of thosecutouts now, I smile and I have
to take a picture in one.
SPEAKER_03 (32:32):
Oh goodness.
SPEAKER_01 (32:33):
From the pumpkin queen.
SPEAKER_03 (32:35):
Oh man, I want to meet the pumpkin queen.
That sounds lit.
SPEAKER_01 (32:37):
Get it, girl.
SPEAKER_03 (32:40):
Just just live vicariously through the pumpkin
queen.
Right?
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (32:44):
Please write in more stories if you have more pumpkin
queen.
SPEAKER_03 (32:47):
Yeah.
I mean, maybe, maybe if enoughpeople write in and request that
the pumpkin queen tell us morestories.
SPEAKER_01 (32:53):
Yes, please.
SPEAKER_03 (32:54):
Yeah, please dedicate a whole show to pumpkin
queens.
SPEAKER_01 (32:57):
Yeah.
Yeah.
And have you on as a guest?
Oh, I love that though.
I'm never, you know what Ineither will I look at one of
those cutout things the same wayagain.
Never.
Now I'm just gonna see a gloryhole.
Yep.
SPEAKER_03 (33:11):
If you and I already gathered would like, hey, hey
guys, look at look at a gloryhole.
And you're like, what are youtalking about?
I don't know.
SPEAKER_01 (33:17):
Should we go take a picture?
SPEAKER_03 (33:20):
What kind of picture?
Oh, take it away, Eve.
Okay, so so I have I haveanother one, but it's short.
It is also about a corn maze,but I'm saving the best for
last.
Okay.
So yeah.
So hey guys, tried to get friskywith my girl in a corn maze,
found a quiet spot, pants cameoff, and boom, families with
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flashlights walked right upbecause we were two feet from
the exit sign.
Nothing kills a boner like a dadyelling, This is for the kids,
man.
Now my girlfriend won't even eatpopcorn around me.
SPEAKER_01 (33:55):
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03 (33:56):
From Brandon.
That's just just Brandon.
SPEAKER_01 (33:59):
Well, to Brandon and everybody else in the who did it
in the corn phases.
SPEAKER_03 (34:04):
Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (34:05):
I mean, it is a family-friendly place, but I get
it.
But like Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (34:11):
Come on.
Again, I feel like common sensehas left this person.
I get the excitement.
Yeah.
I get it.
It's like, you know, beingoutside in public.
Okay, I get it.
It's exciting.
Might get caught.
Oh no, but pick a differentplace, man.
SPEAKER_01 (34:25):
You know what?
I guess maybe I I I'm liking thepumpkin queen more and more.
Yeah.
They snuck into one of theseplaces at night after they were
closed.
SPEAKER_03 (34:34):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (34:35):
Exactly.
SPEAKER_03 (34:36):
No, don't we don't condone crime on this show.
You do you do it yourself.
I'm like silent.
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (34:47):
All right, moving on.
So all right, next one is alsoabout a cornfield maze.
Wait, yeah, I'm into it.
So, hi everyone.
Back in high school, myboyfriend and I went to a corn
maze in the middle of it.
He decided it was the perfecttime to break up with me.
It was raining, the ground wasmuddy, and we were slipping
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around trying to get out as fastas we can.
SPEAKER_03 (35:12):
Oh no.
SPEAKER_01 (35:13):
We spent 45 minutes wandering in circles, stopping
through puddles, getting soakedand filthy, yelling at each
other the entire time.
Every time we thought we wereclose to the exit, we ended up
back at the same dead end.
Oh, lovely.
So we think staff and securitywas watching us on the cameras
because eventually they came andfound us.
(35:34):
We think they saw that we weremiserable, yelling and screaming
at each other for about an hour.
As soon as we got to the exit, Istormed off, went to my car,
really pissed, and just left himthere.
Wow.
After all was said and done.
Yeah.
After all was said and done.
(35:54):
I'm so happy he broke up withme.
He was a total jerk.
Be here, be careful who you getlost in a corn maze with from
Anonymous.
SPEAKER_03 (36:02):
I like that.
Be careful who you get lost in acorn maze with.
Yeah.
You might end up in a horrormovie.
Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_01 (36:08):
Yeah.
You know what?
This what a shitty boyfriend.
Hey, we're in the middle of thiscorn maze.
I'm gonna break up with you now.
Like what?
Yeah, I'm gonna break up withyou.
See ya, dips.
That's when you split in thecorn maze and go your own way.
Oh yeah.
That's when you're wrong way.
unknown (36:24):
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (36:25):
See ya.
I'm so glad you're just like,you know what?
I'm out of here.
Find your own way home.
Wow.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (36:30):
See you later.
SPEAKER_01 (36:31):
Oh man.
SPEAKER_03 (36:32):
What a jerk.
All right.
So are we ready?
SPEAKER_01 (36:36):
Go for it.
SPEAKER_03 (36:36):
Yeah, right.
I say this for last.
It's a little bit longer, butit's about Thanksgiving.
Okay.
You know, I guess it'stechnically in fall.
SPEAKER_01 (36:43):
It's still fall.
SPEAKER_03 (36:44):
Yeah, it's still fall-ish.
Yeah.
Not in Minnesota.
It's mostly winter by then.
Uh so yo, after Friendsgiving, afew of us were tipsy and joking
around about pilgrim and harvestgirls.
Uh or harvest girl roleplay.
One thing led to another, andsuddenly it wasn't just a joke.
Clothes came off, and what wassupposed to be a silly turned
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into the dirtiest, hottestthreesome I've ever had.
Oh.
Go on.
The smell of roasted turkeystill in the air, bodies tangled
on the couch, cranberry saucesmeared on skin.
It was messy, loud, andabsolutely perfect.
At one point, someone actuallyfed me stuffing while I was
getting railed.
(37:27):
And I nearly blacked out frompleasure.
Okay, alright.
Again, I'll have some of whatshe's having.
Yeah.
Gotta say.
We thought it would be awkwardthe next morning, but instead
it's become a new tradition.
Every friend's giving sense, wedo the feast, then we feast on
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each other.
Now, that's a really greatstory, but I'm gonna tell you
why I picked this one for last.
Why?
Because of the name that theysent along with their entry.
SPEAKER_01 (37:59):
What?
SPEAKER_03 (38:00):
Their tagline is Spicy Gravy69.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah.
All right.
Nice.
Nancy.
SPEAKER_01 (38:08):
I smell a little another erotic novel with
Thanksgiving theme coming up.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (38:14):
Another guest.
We're gonna hey you guys welcomeSpicy Gravy69 to the show.
SPEAKER_01 (38:20):
Love it.
SPEAKER_03 (38:22):
Wow.
SPEAKER_01 (38:23):
That is wow.
Again, I'm without speech.
The cranberry sauce everywhere.
The turkey gravy.
SPEAKER_03 (38:33):
I'm I mean, I'm just thinking about Thanksgiving
coming up.
Oh I mean, like, what am I gonnado now?
SPEAKER_01 (38:38):
Oh no.
Now I've just said uh one oneway thought.
Yep, exactly.
I want to get stuffed relatingstuffing.
SPEAKER_03 (38:49):
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, that sounds great.
Except I don't like stuffing, sowe could just do something else.
SPEAKER_01 (38:55):
Wait, that's a lot of new uh merch ideas.
SPEAKER_03 (38:59):
Oh my gosh, a whole like Thanksgiving merch line
based on this one story.
SPEAKER_01 (39:03):
Yes, stuff lighting stuffing.
SPEAKER_03 (39:04):
One of them just says spicy gravy 69 on the
front.
No big water like what's that?
SPEAKER_01 (39:09):
If you know, you know.
Exactly.
All right, Thanksgiving.
Love it.
That is a thanksgiving indeed.
Yes, thank you, spicy gravingfor giving.
All right, my one last one too.
Hi kink family.
So my boyfriend and I rentedthis adorable cabin in the woods
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last fall.
Total romantic getaway vibes.
Cozy fire, warm cider, stringlights on the porch, and plenty
of wine.
Around midnight, we hear thisdeep growl outside.
We freeze.
I'm like, is that a bear?
Being the brave boys, we are, orwe thought that we were trying
to press one another.
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We were still in the honeymoonphase.
We decided to check it outtogether.
We grab the flashlight and stepoutside, and nothing but
matching novelty, lumberjack intraining, male thongs that we
thought just for the trip.
SPEAKER_03 (40:06):
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay, okay.
All right.
You keep going out while Iprocess that information.
What?
SPEAKER_01 (40:13):
The door closes.
We hear a click and it's locked.
Phones, keys, everything arestill inside.
And we can't even get in thecar.
Oh my god.
Because of course the keys areinside in my bag.
So we're out there in the cold,wearing only thongs and in full
panic mode, trying to figure outhow to get back inside.
That's when we remember the ringdoorbell camera.
(40:35):
Hoping the owner of the Airbnbwas still awake.
We figured we would give it ashot.
SPEAKER_03 (40:40):
Nice.
SPEAKER_01 (40:41):
So yeah, we had to wave and shout, Hi, sorry, but
we're locked out.
We're not burglars.
We rented this place last night.
Can you please let us back in?
At the camera, all in ourthongs, under the until the
owner answered through the appabout 10 minutes later.
SPEAKER_03 (40:56):
Oh my.
SPEAKER_01 (40:57):
She unlocked the smart lock remotely, and we had
to do the world's mosthumiliating walk of shame back
inside the cabin.
The bear that we thought we hadwe heard is a raccoon knocking
over the trash bin.
We learned our lesson for nexttime.
Yeah.
Thanks for all that you do.
We just discovered you and arebinging away.
(41:17):
Say hello to Bianca for us fromEvan and Luke.
Oh.
Oh, thank you for writing inEvan and Luke, but wait, oh no.
Uh oh.
I just they just discovered us,and they're saying hi to Bianca,
who is our old sex doll mascot.
They don't know what happened toher yet.
Oh no.
Well, I'm not gonna spoil it forthem.
(41:38):
They'll find out soon enough.
Yeah.
I'll I'll I'll give her yourbest.
Oh my gosh.
Anyway, so the story.
I wish I had a partner who'dwear matching underwear with me.
SPEAKER_03 (41:51):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (41:52):
That's adorable.
SPEAKER_03 (41:55):
Love it.
Wow.
That's that is great.
What did this what did this whatdid they say again on the
Speedos?
SPEAKER_01 (42:02):
Um there we're called novelty lumberjack in
training thongs.
Lumberjack in training.
SPEAKER_03 (42:11):
I'm picturing like a like a plaid like sounds super
cute.
Oh man, I want some plaid thongsnow.
Right?
Drinking some wine, like yeah,matching, matching bra,
fireplace, raining.
Yeah, done deal.
Yeah, absolutely.
Uh-huh.
Goodness.
Let's book the trip, Eve.
(42:32):
Book it.
Book it indeed.
I I mean, I'm just curious whatthe uh owner of that Airbnb is
thinking about this wholesituation, you know?
SPEAKER_01 (42:42):
Like so funny.
They're like walk of shame backinto their own cabin.
SPEAKER_03 (42:46):
Yeah.
Also, that trash panda.
Thank you.
Thank you for your thank you foryour service.
Right?
SPEAKER_01 (42:52):
So you can get these people outside for this great
story.
It's always the trash pandas.
SPEAKER_03 (42:56):
Always the trash pandas.
Always.
They're so cute though.
I know.
SPEAKER_01 (43:00):
They are.
You know, they really are.
SPEAKER_03 (43:02):
So cute.
They're adorable.
Awesome.
Well, that was all I had forstory.
So yeah.
Me too.
I think that's it.
Awesome.
SPEAKER_01 (43:11):
This was fun, Eve.
SPEAKER_03 (43:12):
Absolutely.
This was great.
Especially since now, you know,I put five pounds on by eating
candy corn the last few minuteshere.
SPEAKER_01 (43:18):
I was gonna say, now we're gonna go finish the rest
of these shots.
SPEAKER_03 (43:21):
Absolutely.
SPEAKER_01 (43:22):
And all of this candy corn and pretzel bites and
fake cheese.
SPEAKER_03 (43:26):
Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_01 (43:27):
That sounds like a sexcapade story within itself.
SPEAKER_03 (43:30):
Sexcapades.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (43:31):
You'll hear it next time.
Behind the scenes.
Absolutely.
Maybe it'll be on Patreon.
If you want to join Patreon fora dollar a month, you can do so
at patreon.com/slash kinks andcocktails.
All the good behind the scenesstuff on there.
SPEAKER_03 (43:45):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (43:46):
May or not be some fake cheese candy corn business
going on.
Wingunch nudge.
SPEAKER_03 (43:51):
Which yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_01 (43:52):
But if you want to send in your sexcapade stories
about anything you want, justput it in a subject line.
We'll find it.
We're doing Halloween next.
Um, we're also doing first datefails.
So if anything you want to send,go ahead.
You can remain anonymous or not.
Kingsandcocktails.com orkingsandcocktails at gmail.com.
Um, if you want to, it wouldreally help us out.
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It really does help us out so,so, so, so much.
But I think that's it.
Thank you so much for beinghere, Eve.
Absolutely.
It was a pleasure.
As always.
All right.
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SPEAKER_00 (01:12):
This is Kinks and Cocktails, a podcast where we
explore all things kink and allthings drink.
Kinks and Cocktails containsexplicit content.
Listener discretion is advised.
SPEAKER_01 (01:30):
Hi Eve.
SPEAKER_03 (01:31):
Hi Katie, how are you?
Doing a lot better after thoseshots.
How are you?
Yeah, right?
And way to go on the recipes.
Thank you.
Seriously, if you stop doingthis, just go be a bartender.
Thank you.
It's gonna be amazing.
I winged it.
I I couldn't believe that.
I said anything where it's whatwas it, caramel apple, uh uh
(01:53):
worders in the middle?
SPEAKER_01 (01:55):
So I did it was a pumpkin pie spice, caramel um
shot for one of them.
And that was pumpkin spice, rumchata, and vanilla whipped cream
vodka.
And then over the rim, I didcaramel sauce and a crush up
(02:15):
where there's candy applecandies.
And then that's a mouthful.
For the other one and a partchurch and a pear drink.
Yeah, absolutely.
For the other one, I did justcaramel vodka and like a apple
sour apple vodka and anothercaramel room job.
What's called a room job?
SPEAKER_03 (02:35):
Yeah, I mean it really was.
It was around the rim of theshot glass.
SPEAKER_01 (02:38):
So but they were delicious.
Should we which one did you likebetter?
SPEAKER_03 (02:42):
You know, you know, since I have this one in front
of me, let's do this.
I think the pie one, the pumpkinpie.
SPEAKER_01 (02:51):
So let's do it.
We'll do it live on air.
Cheers.
Clink and drink.
So good.
Never gets old.
I love these.
SPEAKER_03 (03:00):
And the caramel and the Worthers original really
finish it off.
SPEAKER_01 (03:04):
I wish I would have bought a big giant bottle of
each of these ingredients.
I just got the mini bottles.
SPEAKER_03 (03:11):
I'm just gonna lick my fingers with that.
SPEAKER_01 (03:14):
That was licking fingers, ASMR.
But no, speaking of thosedrinks, so I went to Total Wine
today in Bloomington, and um Iwas like just walking around
looking for fall-themed things,and it's Friday, so they're free
sample Friday.
So you know I had to hit allthose up, right?
And so I went up to one of themand I had the free sample.
(03:38):
It was like a THC drink, and itwas very delicious.
SPEAKER_03 (03:41):
Ooh, but was it a pie pumpkin spice tea?
SPEAKER_01 (03:44):
It was not, it was it was really good though.
It was so good.
They had just like they had justlike the mocktail versions for a
free sample.
SPEAKER_02 (03:52):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (03:53):
But anyways, um, I was wearing my and That's Why We
Drink podcast tank top, myshirt.
And the person giving the freesamples, they were like, Oh, I
recognize your shirt.
I listened to them too, andthat's why we drink.
I'm like, oh, cool.
I was like, Yeah, they'rethey're awesome, they're great.
I've seen them live a few times.
And and I was like, Yeah, theyactually inspired me to start my
(04:13):
own podcast.
And they're like, Oh, really?
What is it?
And I told them kinks andcocktails, and they got all
super excited, and I was like,Oh, thank you so much.
I said they were gonna check itout, and so I told them I'll
give them a shout out.
So, hi, Angel from Total Wine inBloomington.
You were awesome.
Thank you for the free samplestoday.
And here's your shout-out.
I really appreciate it.
You were lovely and great.
(04:34):
Yeah, shout out to you, Angel.
Absolutely.
All right, so let's see.
Should we move on to our snackpairing?
SPEAKER_03 (04:42):
Yeah, let's do it.
This was Eve's job, so yeah, anduh, I'll just preface this with
these are not really snacks,they're more of um guilty
pleasures.
Um, this is my girl dinner.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, I'm into it.
Uh, sweet.
So I can cook really well,apparently, for Katie.
Yes.
Yeah.
(05:02):
So um again, this was just atour around Target and uh
various areas of the store inwhich we found a pretzel bites,
not very fall themed, but theydo pair very well with uh
pumpkin spice covered uhpretzels and unpopular opinion,
but candy corn.
SPEAKER_01 (05:24):
So I know we were trying, you said we were trying
to save this discussion for thepod if you or I like candy corn
or not.
Yes.
I think you already told me youranswer or showed me your answer
because you've ate like half ofthe tin already.
SPEAKER_03 (05:37):
I was like, get that away from me.
I will just eat the whole thing,and it's it's actually still too
close.
I mean, it's an arm's length.
SPEAKER_01 (05:44):
I've had like one little candy corn and Eve's like
I'm like just popping them likechips, they're delicious.
SPEAKER_03 (05:49):
Put some salsa on them.
SPEAKER_01 (05:51):
Safe to say, I'll I'll eat them, but I won't go
out of my way to eat them.
They're okay.
I prefer the fake cheese thatcame with the pretzla bites.
SPEAKER_03 (06:01):
Yeah, that was good too.
SPEAKER_01 (06:03):
Yeah, give me that fake cheese.
SPEAKER_03 (06:04):
I'm really gonna love it.
Really feeling buff after thatsnack, you know.
Right.
So healthy.
SPEAKER_01 (06:09):
Love it.
Very fall themed.
So yeah, we decided to ease intoHalloween and do some light,
like fall vibes for stories.
Yeah.
Yeah.
For all the listener stories forthis week.
Um so we're not getting to allthe quite scary stuff yet.
Um, we have a couple weeks to gofor Halloween.
(06:31):
But if you do have a scaryHalloween sexcapade story,
please send them in atkinksandcocktails.com, or you
can email us atkinksandcocktails at gmail.com.
You can remain anonymous or not.
Up to you.
So yeah.
Do you have any fall plans, Eve?
SPEAKER_03 (06:48):
Um, you know, just make it through winter.
Survive.
I know it's farther ahead thanthat, but you know, this is
about the time when I mentallyprepare myself for the cold that
we're gonna experience inMinnesota.
unknown (07:00):
Shh.
SPEAKER_03 (07:01):
Yeah, exactly.
I didn't say that.
I don't know what you're talkingabout.
Um, so it's uh there's I juststart to mentally prepare around
this time.
So by the time December rollsaround, then I can just say, Oh,
well, you know, there's only acouple more months of really bad
winter, you know, and then justmaybe take a vacation in there
somewhere to like ease it, youknow.
SPEAKER_01 (07:21):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (07:21):
Just like get rid of part of it and get out of the
get out of the cold for a while.
SPEAKER_01 (07:25):
A mid-winter and like the death of winter.
That time is the perfectvacation time.
SPEAKER_03 (07:30):
Yeah.
Absolutely.
And I guess I do have someplans.
I'm going to DJ at ADE nextmonth.
Okay.
In Amsterdam, so rock on.
Awesome.
Oh, I miss Amsterdam.
Ooh.
So much fun.
Have you been?
I have not.
SPEAKER_01 (07:44):
Oh, I'll tell you some some secret stuff later.
Oh.
Where to go, what to do.
Oh, do tell.
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
All right.
Let's see.
Well, um.
SPEAKER_03 (07:56):
What about you?
SPEAKER_01 (07:57):
I guess as far as stuff I have planned for fall,
it's my birthday weekend.
SPEAKER_03 (08:02):
Yeah, it is.
SPEAKER_01 (08:04):
So I'll be uh yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (08:07):
Yeah, you'll be definitely older.
SPEAKER_01 (08:09):
Thanks.
Thanks for the reminder.
No.
So we are doing like a birthdaybarbecue on Sunday at our
friend's house.
Um at our friend Joshua's.
Shout out to Joshua.
He'll be on as a co-host nextweek.
Um but so we decided to make thebirthday party.
(08:30):
And this all started as a joke,okay?
Yeah.
Um, as frat party themed.
Yeah.
Because I never went to college,and I never have been to a frat
party ever in my entire life.
And it still started as like ajoke because they're all telling
like frat stories, and like, soJoshua is hosting this at his
(08:51):
house for me.
unknown (08:52):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (08:52):
And he's been in a frat.
So, like, he's like, I got it, Igot it.
I got it in covered and like, ohgod.
So I'm kind of scared going intoit, but I'm also very excited.
SPEAKER_03 (09:01):
Yeah.
We'll see what happens.
SPEAKER_01 (09:04):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (09:04):
So the first thing I thought of when you said that
was the movie Weird Science.
SPEAKER_01 (09:10):
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (09:10):
Okay.
Yes.
Okay.
And the reason I say that isbecause the two main characters
are high school students andthey bring they bring the most
beautiful woman they've everseen to life.
Have you seen the movie?
Yes, I have.
Okay, great.
So I'm like, hmm, that's notreally frat-ish, but it's it's
still high school, maybe goinginto college type of thing.
(09:31):
So it just dresses Lisa fromWeird Science.
Yes.
In the opening scene.
Absolutely.
That'd be perfect.
Yeah.
I already have the underwear forit.
SPEAKER_01 (09:42):
Um, let's see.
I guess.
SPEAKER_03 (09:44):
Should we get rolling?
SPEAKER_01 (09:45):
Hang on.
That reminded me of oh, remindedme of one more movie.
SPEAKER_03 (09:49):
Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (09:49):
The movie Old School with uh was it Will Farrell?
SPEAKER_03 (09:52):
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (09:52):
Where he's like, everybody, we're going
streaking.
We're gonna run to the middle ofthe clo whatever, we're going
streaking.
SPEAKER_03 (10:01):
Yeah, that's a god scene.
Perfect.
unknown (10:06):
Wow.
SPEAKER_03 (10:06):
That deserves a piece of candy corn.
SPEAKER_01 (10:09):
Go for it.
You can have one.
I'll I had my one candy corn forthe year.
A singular one.
SPEAKER_03 (10:14):
Yeah.
I had one for everybody on theplanet, but there we go.
SPEAKER_01 (10:18):
You can have my share.
I'll take all the fake cheese.
Oh, but a quick little thingbefore we get started with
stories, I did want to play aquick little game.
SPEAKER_03 (10:27):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (10:28):
A fall themed edition of Would You Rather?
Oh, let's do it.
I'm so good for this.
All right.
First one.
Would you rather have sex in apile of leaves or on a hay bale?
SPEAKER_03 (10:40):
Can I ask a follow-up question?
Sure.
Where is this pile of leaveslocated?
SPEAKER_01 (10:47):
I don't have an answer for that.
SPEAKER_03 (10:49):
I think the rule for these is there is no follow-up
questions.
Got it.
Okay, then I'm going to go withyou know what?
I'm gonna go with a bay of hail.
Same.
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
A hay bale.
SPEAKER_01 (11:00):
Yeah, same.
I think because you can at leastit's contained.
Mm-hmm.
A pile of leaves just reminds meof like bugs, insects.
That's exactly what I thoughtof.
Yeah, in all the wrong places.
SPEAKER_03 (11:12):
Creepy crawly things everywhere.
Plus the shape of a hay bale.
You know, it's like typicallysome sort of rectangle, right?
You can just kind of like be onthe edge and you don't really
have to lean over it.
SPEAKER_01 (11:24):
Just imagine it.
You're not like inside of it.
SPEAKER_03 (11:27):
Or are you?
SPEAKER_01 (11:28):
I well, to each their own.
I'm not gonna judge you.
However, if you can figure thatout, more the power to, yeah.
Nari, next one.
Would you rather get cozy withsomeone in a cord maze or a
haunted house?
And it might get cozy and getbusy.
SPEAKER_03 (11:44):
Haunted house, hands down, no question.
SPEAKER_01 (11:46):
Absolutely.
SPEAKER_03 (11:46):
100% same.
Yeah, if they're gonna scare us,you might as well try and scare
this crap out of them.
Yeah, I don't think scare them.
I don't know.
They might be into it.
SPEAKER_01 (11:55):
All right, here, hold my beer.
I'll be right back.
Well, I a haunted clown, a scaryclown can watch me.
That's fine.
You can't unlock.
Oh baby, oh baby.
Let me honk your horn.
Joking.
Or am I?
You're right back.
(12:16):
Next one.
Would you rather be seduced by asexy scarecrow or a flirty
pumpkin headed stranger?
As in, let's pretend both ofthese are 100% real, just for
the sake of this game.
So we got a sexy scarecrow or apumpkin head.
SPEAKER_03 (12:32):
What was the last pumpkin head person?
SPEAKER_01 (12:33):
Pumpkinhead person.
SPEAKER_03 (12:34):
Well, I don't know enough about the pumpkin head
person.
I'm going with the sexyscarecrow.
Okay.
No, we already got some positivethere.
It's a sexy scarecrow.
The other one was flirty.
Oh, yeah, definitely the sexyscarecrow.
Okay.
The other one's out.
Get out of here with that time.
SPEAKER_01 (12:46):
I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with the pumpkin
head.
Only because the scarecrow, Ithink of straw and scratchy and
itchy.
SPEAKER_03 (12:55):
Yeah, that did come to mind, but there's just too,
there's too many variablevariables with just random
pumpkin head.
That could mean any type ofperson's attached to that
pumpkin head.
No, there's no person attachedto it.
It's just a pinky head.
Oh, just the pumpkin head.
Okay, I'm switching my answer.
SPEAKER_01 (13:08):
It's just a pumpkin head.
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (13:11):
We're thinking, we're imagining these are
mythical creatures that arereal.
Yeah, I was thinking like apumpkin head on like a body.
No.
Like, you know, or somethinglike that.
Like a scary movie, a realpumpkin head person.
Like Sleepy Hollow.
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah, definitely that.
SPEAKER_01 (13:27):
Yeah.
I can they can do a thing or twowith my pumpkins.
Okay.
But if it's just a pumpkin head,it doesn't have hands.
So they might oh it's a person.
SPEAKER_03 (13:37):
It's a pumpkin head person.
Oh, okay.
See?
Well, you know what?
I'm I'm The Scarecrow just hasthe straw for hands.
And that's okay.
Now we're back to pumpkin headon a person.
SPEAKER_01 (13:48):
Yes.
SPEAKER_03 (13:48):
Okay, great.
So I was thinking about theright way.
There we go.
You know what?
Let's just go with the threesomewith both of them.
SPEAKER_01 (13:53):
Oh, there we go.
Just yeah.
Try why not?
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (13:56):
Try them on both.
SPEAKER_01 (13:57):
Exactly.
Just you know, why not both?
All right.
New erotica kinks and cocktailsnovel coming soon.
Ooh, we should do that.
SPEAKER_03 (14:08):
We'll get on that.
Somebody make a uh couldsomebody please uh go ahead and
make us some artwork thispumpkin head person and a
scarecrow and a chick.
Yeah, Teresa.
There we go.
Does that seem like too much?
Maybe.
I love it.
I'll get on it.
It's it's on it's on theme forthe time of years.
SPEAKER_01 (14:24):
It is.
I'll get on it before Halloween.
SPEAKER_03 (14:26):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (14:27):
Next one.
Would you rather have yourpartner smell like pumpkin
smice?
Pumpkin pumpkin smice.
Pumpkin spice or uh caramelapple cider.
SPEAKER_03 (14:40):
Caramel apple cider or pumpkin spice.
I feel like the scent of pumpkinspice is nice.
Probably that.
Yeah.
Although although that would bereally weird.
Can you imagine?
Like, is it all over their body?
Is it a perfume they're wearingor a cologne?
SPEAKER_01 (14:54):
I'm imagining like a perfume cologne sort of deal.
SPEAKER_03 (14:57):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (14:57):
That's what I think.
SPEAKER_03 (14:59):
Why not both?
SPEAKER_01 (15:00):
Why not both?
Spritz here, spritz there.
So for me, I guess I decided ifit's a male partner, I'd say
pumpkin spice.
SPEAKER_03 (15:12):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (15:13):
And it's a female identifying.
SPEAKER_03 (15:14):
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah.
Perfect.
Like axe body spray.
SPEAKER_01 (15:20):
Yes.
That's just my preference.
If it's like a not axe, so no.
It was like.
But if it's like a femaleidentifying partner, then more
of like caramel apple sweetness.
Like the sweetness.
SPEAKER_03 (15:34):
Yes.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (15:35):
So like male, like spice.
Plus the apples.
Yeah, the female.
Got the apples.
Give me the apples.
Oh, baby, oh baby.
Yeah.
Whoo.
Okay.
One more last one.
If you're stuck inside withsomebody, would you rather have
sex while it's raining or by acrackling fire over in a
(15:56):
fireplace?
Why not both?
That's what I said.
Like that.
SPEAKER_03 (15:59):
Why are you making me decide?
Why are you making me choose?
All right, agreed.
Raining next to a fire?
That sounds way better.
Right.
Don't choose.
Just have both.
Perfect.
Don't make me choose.
Rude.
That's gonna be my new thing ifI ever play that game at a
party.
What?
Would you rather?
Every answer.
Why not both?
Both.
(16:20):
That should be a rule though.
SPEAKER_01 (16:21):
Like you're not allowed to choose both.
But you know what?
That was the last one.
We're gonna do both.
Okay, perfect.
All right.
So should we get on with somestories?
SPEAKER_03 (16:29):
Yeah, let's do it.
SPEAKER_01 (16:30):
Do you want to go first?
Do you want me to cut her?
SPEAKER_03 (16:32):
I've got a nice, you know, short and sweet one that
we can start with.
Sure.
I wanted to start with this onebecause this person that wrote
in is actually from St.
Paul, Minnesota.
Shout out.
And they gave their name.
First name, anyways.
You know, everybody can try tofind this person if they'd like
to.
SPEAKER_01 (16:48):
They wanted to be not anonymous?
SPEAKER_03 (16:50):
Nope, not anonymous, but their name is you'll you'll
just have to see.
SPEAKER_01 (16:53):
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (16:54):
So, dear show.
I thought it would be sexy tosurprise my boyfriend by
covering myself in pumpkin spicelatte foam.
Like a human PSL.
As in pumpkin spice latte.
Cute idea, right?
Except it burned.
Cinnamon and cracks.
It should never be.
Ended up soaking in a lukewarmbath, smelling like a Yankee
(17:16):
candle while he sat theresipping the latte I ruined.
He's just chilling.
Yeah.
Wow.
Autumn won me zero.
And that is from Steve in St.
Paul.
SPEAKER_01 (17:30):
Oh, Steve.
SPEAKER_03 (17:31):
Yeah.
I was like, I think it's okay togive his first or his or her,
however you identify their thefirst name because that's an
extremely common name.
It is.
Thanks, Steve.
Appreciate it.
SPEAKER_01 (17:41):
Steve in St.
Paul.
Thank you.
Um, I'm curious how long agothis was.
Do you still smell like pumpkinspice?
unknown (17:49):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (17:49):
If you could actually send a follow-up and
write into the show and let usknow, we'd like to know how that
ended up.
SPEAKER_01 (17:54):
Do you want to meet up?
Can I smell you?
SPEAKER_03 (17:55):
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
And then we can we can hit himwith the why not both.
SPEAKER_01 (18:00):
Why not both?
Take out for a caramel latte.
Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_03 (18:05):
Also, if there if cinnamon was in that was that
big of a problem, they must usea lot.
SPEAKER_01 (18:11):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (18:12):
You know?
Right.
So yeah, that's uh that's a lot.
SPEAKER_01 (18:15):
Oh boy.
Oh, I hope you're doing okay,Steve.
SPEAKER_03 (18:18):
Mm-hmm.
Um, all right.
Yeah, more power to you.
You had a good time, hopefully.
I love how your partner's justchilling, enjoying the latte.
I know.
That's that's actually the bestpart of the whole story.
I just imagine legs crossed,pinky out, sinking the lobby.
SPEAKER_01 (18:33):
Maybe they were enjoying the show.
SPEAKER_03 (18:37):
Nice.
All right.
All right.
SPEAKER_01 (18:39):
Next one.
Yeah.
Hey, kinks and cocktails.
So last fall, I went to CornMaze with my boyfriend.
We thought it would be fun andromantic, but of course he
charged ahead, got way toocompetitive about finding the
exit, and left me wanderingalone.
I'm walking in circles when Iliterally bump into this married
couple.
She was gorgeous, he was tall,both of them had this flirty
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energy.
We started joking about beinglost together in the maze.
And one thing led to another.
Suddenly I was pinned betweenthe corn stalks with her kissing
me and him sliding his hand upmy thigh.
It was hot, dirty, the stalkswere scratching at my back, and
I was trying to stay quiet whilepeople walked by just a few rows
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away.
I can even hear my boyfriendjust a few rows away calling my
name, trying to look for me,just as the guy was taking me
from behind and I was sucking onher amazingly pierced nipples.
Oh my goodness.
We went right, we did it rightthere in the maze.
And when it was over, I pulledmyself together, found my
boyfriend at the exit, and hehad no idea what I just done.
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Wow, scandalous to this day.
Scandalous.
Uh-huh.
He still doesn't know.
I cheated on him with a marriedcouple in the corn maze.
I mean, maybe he shouldn't haveran ahead ahead of me in the
first place.
Love the stories, love the pod,love you all.
From Anonymous.
Seriously, don't say my name.
SPEAKER_03 (20:04):
From seriously, don't say my name.
Now I want to know.
unknown (20:08):
I can't.
SPEAKER_03 (20:10):
Wow.
SPEAKER_01 (20:11):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (20:11):
That's something.
The the first question that cameto mind though is the pinned
against corn stalks.
I was wondering about that too.
Like, how was that?
SPEAKER_01 (20:18):
Was it like sometimes they have the wooden
like uh stakes against them tokeep them up or yeah, like if
there's only a few or something.
SPEAKER_03 (20:26):
This is like it's a field.
SPEAKER_01 (20:28):
Yeah, I don't know.
SPEAKER_03 (20:29):
Maybe you know, they they've got some some mutated
corn stocks that I'm unaware ofout there.
SPEAKER_01 (20:34):
It was against a scarecrow.
SPEAKER_03 (20:35):
I don't know.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
Why not both?
It was a foresome.
Corn and scarecrows.
It was a foursome.
unknown (20:44):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (20:45):
But yeah, very scandalous.
Wow.
Yeah.
Well, um, you know, I hopeeverything works out in the end
on that one.
Cause it sounds like uh there'sa lot to unpack there.
SPEAKER_01 (20:54):
I don't like the how the boyfriend's like very
childish, like, I'm gonna beatyou.
They're the corn maze.
Like, come on, shouldn't thislike be a fun?
SPEAKER_03 (21:02):
I mean, that sounds like something I would do.
SPEAKER_01 (21:04):
Maybe, I don't know.
SPEAKER_03 (21:05):
But Mike would also do that, and then and then we'd,
you know, it would just be fine.
We just have to sort it out atthe end.
So who can lose each otherfastest?
SPEAKER_01 (21:15):
Okay, yeah, yeah, that can be fun.
But it sounded like if she didthis, maybe I'm just getting a
vibe from this cattooed that Idon't know.
Yeah, yep.
SPEAKER_03 (21:23):
Time to move on.
Go ahead.
All right.
So, so interestingly enough, youdid talk about haunted houses.
I know we're not getting intothe scary Halloween stuff, but I
just this one is is just reallygreat.
It's a little bit longer, too.
Okay, all right.
So, hi there.
We went to one of those bighaunted house attractions, fog
machines, screaming teenagers,chainsaws.
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You get it.
My guy leaned in and whisperedthat it would be hot to sneak
into a dark corner.
I was already wet just from thethrill of it.
So I said yes.
We pressed against a wall,kissing hard, his hand sliding
up my sweater.
And you called it, and then aclown jumped out mid-make out.
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Shut up! Uh, you can't make thisup.
You said that, I was like, ohgoodness.
Yep.
I screamed with his dick halfwayout.
Mm-hmm.
Total mood killer, except theclown just tilted his head and
said, Don't let me interrupt.
My guy looked at me, I looked athim, and suddenly it was so much
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hotter.
SPEAKER_02 (22:32):
Oh my god!
SPEAKER_03 (22:32):
The fear, the risk, the ridiculousness of it.
We bolted out of the maze andran into the car.
And by the time we got home, Icouldn't get my jeans off fast
enough.
Honestly, I've never come thatfast in my life.
The haunted house wasn't scary,but what happened after?
Terrifyingly good.
SPEAKER_01 (22:54):
Oh, I'm I'm without speech.
I'm speechless.
So even I do not share theseshort stories together before we
record.
I know some people are not gonnabelieve us right now, but I
swear to God.
SPEAKER_03 (23:08):
Same thing happened last time.
I was like, you cannot make thisstuff up.
That's why you were like, when Iwas seeing the clown stuff,
you're like, I was like, oh.
Oh my god.
Really?
So also this this even makes thestory this makes the story even
better.
This is from Kayla in Dublin,Ireland.
So I don't know what they'redoing over there, but uh, you
know, Dublin water.
Can I have a piece?
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I don't know.
So what they got.
So we're going to Dublin.
If all it takes is a scaryclown, geez, I'm in.
Although I don't know if Mikewould be, but we'll see.
SPEAKER_01 (23:44):
I will take a sip to that.
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (23:47):
Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (23:47):
I need some uh I have there's so many um ideas of
more erotic novels to write nowfor us.
This is great.
There you go.
And that one will be uhdedicated to who was it?
SPEAKER_03 (24:00):
That is Kayla from Dublin, Ireland.
Thanks, Kayla.
SPEAKER_01 (24:04):
Dublin, though that novel will be dedicated to you.
SPEAKER_03 (24:07):
Okay, okay.
I digress.
Million dollar idea.
Sexy haunted house.
SPEAKER_01 (24:12):
There we go.
SPEAKER_03 (24:13):
Oh, oh, oh I don't know how it's gonna work.
Just just putting it out thereinto the universe.
Oh TMC.
SPEAKER_01 (24:18):
That's a lot of uh yeah, that's a lot of uh waivers
to be signed.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (24:23):
You know what?
You're right, never mind.
SPEAKER_01 (24:25):
Hey, things like that exist already, but moving
on here.
Pumpkin patch flash.
Hey, hello, hi there.
Love it.
My boyfriend and I went to apumpkin patch, and I thought
it'd be funny to take a naughtyfall photo.
I wasn't wearing panties undermy skirt, and he dared me to sit
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spread across this giant asspumpkin.
He snapped the pick, and rightat that second, a group of
teenagers walked by and saweverything.
I've never moved so fast in mylife.
My boyfriend still has thepicture, though, and it's my
favorite fall hobby.
They all caught a good glance,if you know what I mean.
From teenage.
SPEAKER_03 (25:06):
Yeah, picks or didn't happen.
SPEAKER_02 (25:09):
No, no, no.
SPEAKER_03 (25:12):
I had to just, yeah, they got a glance.
What's what was that?
unknown (25:14):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (25:15):
Well, just just you took that risk.
You took that risk.
You knew the risk you took.
SPEAKER_01 (25:19):
Yep, you knew what you signed up for.
Well, well, I hope it was a verysexy photo for for you and your
partner.
That's that's adorable.
That is adorable.
These things happen.
SPEAKER_03 (25:27):
Yeah, they happen, you know?
Totally.
Yes.
So I wanted to go with this nextone because it's all it's also
from the UK.
SPEAKER_01 (25:36):
Okay.
SPEAKER_03 (25:36):
Which is very interesting to me.
They're doing some freaky stuffover there.
SPEAKER_01 (25:39):
Apparently.
SPEAKER_03 (25:40):
Yeah.
Again, can I have some of what'sin your water?
That'd be great.
Yes.
So uh, so dear hosts, I thoughtit'd be spicy to pour warm cider
warm apple cider on my husband'schest during play.
Didn't think about how sticky itgets.
He yelped.
We laughed so hard.
Emphasis on hard.
And we ended up rolling aroundlike candle candied apples.
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The sheets were a nightmare, butwe didn't stop giggling,
honestly.
Best sex we'd had in months.
Megan from Bath, England.
Oh.
So that that tracks.
I mean, like Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, especially if it's likesomething really pure apple
cider that's really thick, youknow?
Yeah.
So yeah, that's gonna be too.
SPEAKER_01 (26:22):
And also rolling around in the sheets with a
sticky uh no, thank you.
I mean, I've seen it all.
SPEAKER_03 (26:30):
Have you ever uh side side note?
Have you ever been to BathEngland?
No, I have.
How was it?
It is amazing.
Yeah, so I used to live inLondon.
Uh-huh.
Went up to Bath England.
It's one of the most beautifulplaces.
I know you used to live there.
Cool.
Awesome.
And uh so what I when I sawthat, I was like, oh, it's just
the nostalgia.
I bet.
The Roman baths there.
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It's just there's so much oldarchitecture, it's amazing.
So it's obviously nothing to dowith their kink, but whatever.
SPEAKER_01 (26:56):
No, that's really cool.
No, England is definitely on mybucket list.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
I want to go back to you.
Well, you can tell me uh somethings about England and I'll
tell you things about Amsterdam.
There we go.
SPEAKER_03 (27:07):
Excellent.
I'm in.
SPEAKER_01 (27:09):
All right, ready for the next story?
SPEAKER_03 (27:11):
Let's do it.
SPEAKER_01 (27:12):
Hey K and C.
I was hooking up with a guyduring a local barn dance.
We snuck away into the loftupstairs, which is right above
the dance floor, and he bent meover the railing.
It was hot as hell.
But halfway through, some strawfell down onto the dance floor
below us, onto the peopledancing.
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People looked up and saw megetting pounded from behind,
right above them, bent over therailing.
We moved away and out of sightas quickly as we could, but
people definitely saw us.
I tried to stay quiet with hishand over my mouth as we kept
going over a nearby desk thatwas out of view.
But that was the best orgasmI've ever had while wearing
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cowboy boots.
Thanks for reading Jess fromKentucky.
SPEAKER_03 (27:56):
That's hot.
SPEAKER_01 (27:57):
While we're so I had to read that a second time.
The last part is like, wait aminute.
That was the best orgasm I'vehad ever had while wearing
cowboy boots.
This hasn't this was not thefirst time.
SPEAKER_03 (28:10):
Well, do it not also not the best orgasm, just the
one that she's had wearingcowboy boots.
In the boots.
Yep, yep.
You gotta you gotta read thesmall prints on the boots.
Uh-huh.
I caught that.
And I was like, wait a minute.
How often do you wear the boots?
Yeah.
How often are you wearing theboots?
Or is that the you know, is itjust that you have a better
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orgasm other ways?
SPEAKER_01 (28:33):
Yeah, I don't know.
Who knows?
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (28:35):
Cowboy boots sometimes do it for you.
Yeah, boot scoot and boogie.
SPEAKER_01 (28:41):
Love it.
SPEAKER_03 (28:42):
Oh, awesome.
All right, so uh, let's see.
Yeah, let's go to this one.
And okay, I love this onebecause of how it starts.
As soon as I start reading it,it's just it's it's very
interesting.
Okay.
Dear esteemed panel is what theywrote.
Oh, yes.
I'm I'll take it.
Cool, sounds great.
It was meant to be romantic,rolling naked in a pile of
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freshly raked leaves.
Nature, beauty, raw passion.
Except no one told me about thespiders.
Also, your common sense failedyou, sir.
I am so sorry.
SPEAKER_01 (29:16):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (29:18):
And I do know this is a guy that wrote this in.
So uh, raw passion.
Okay, except no one told meabout the spiders, or that the
leaves itch like fiberglass.
I don't know what kind of leavesthese are, but hey, my lover
bolted.
I broke out in hives, and myneighbors caught us through
their upstairs window.
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Autumn is ruined forever.
And that is from his nightlyself.
I don't know what that wasabout.
First of all.
I don't know which, first ofall, to start with.
SPEAKER_01 (29:51):
First of all.
SPEAKER_03 (29:52):
First of all.
Well, also, let me tell you thisis from Australia.
Okay.
I got a couple of internationalones.
I was like, I'm gonna go, yeah.
Melbourne, Australia is shinyself.
Love Dear Esteemed Pan.
SPEAKER_01 (30:04):
I love that we're an esteemed panel.
I love all of the wording.
I love it.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I love it.
That was great.
My second of all was um, I'msorry, sir, but the leaves you
didn't think would be itchy andfull of bugs.
SPEAKER_03 (30:20):
Yeah, you live in Australia.
Oh God.
That's why I'm like, You'reright.
What are you doing with yourlife?
SPEAKER_01 (30:25):
All of all of everything I've seen from
Australia, the giant ass spidersand the bugs.
SPEAKER_03 (30:31):
It's always nope.
I mean, I feel like I feel likeyou this person might be living
under a bit of a rock, you know,and doesn't know that there's
huge spots.
SPEAKER_01 (30:39):
They live in Australia.
Spiders.
I don't even I've never evenbeen to Australia and I know
about Australia.
SPEAKER_03 (30:44):
Yes, and the bugs.
SPEAKER_01 (30:47):
You need more you Neosporin is no.
I'm not gonna do it.
SPEAKER_03 (30:52):
I know that's that's that's a joke, right?
Put that on your owie when youget one in Australia.
Not gonna say not gonna cut it.
You need a little something alittle stronger.
Oh god.
All right.
Wow.
Well I hope they're okay.
I don't know.
Well, I mean, they were able towrite an electricity.
Yes, I'm glad you're okay.
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Yeah, I'm glad you're okay.
SPEAKER_01 (31:14):
Maybe they're immune to these Australian huge
spiders.
Yeah.
Nice.
All right, keep those overthere, please.
Yes.
All right, moving on.
Hey, kinks and cocktails.
Okay, so this was back incollege, and I was wild, slutty,
and unapologetic.
One night I snuck into a pumpkinpatch with three guys I barely
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knew.
It was dark, quiet, and perfectfor some chaos.
We found one of those woodenpumpkin character cutouts with
holes in it.
The ones you pop your head intofor a silly picture.
SPEAKER_03 (31:48):
I like where this is going.
SPEAKER_01 (31:50):
This one had a pumpkin, a scarecrow, and a
candy corn.
And well, let's just say itbecame a very creative glory
hole situation.
SPEAKER_03 (31:59):
Oh no.
SPEAKER_01 (32:00):
I went back and forth, which means all I went
back and forth between all threeholes, not knowing who was who
until they were all finished.
Oh my gosh! Wow.
I was giggling and laughing theentire time, and they ended up
giving me a ridiculous nicknamethat stuck for the rest of the
semester.
The Pumpkin Queen.
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I won't lie, I was a messy, kindof slutty girl in college, but
honestly, no regrets.
Every time I see one of thosecutouts now, I smile and I have
to take a picture in one.
SPEAKER_03 (32:32):
Oh goodness.
SPEAKER_01 (32:33):
From the pumpkin queen.
SPEAKER_03 (32:35):
Oh man, I want to meet the pumpkin queen.
That sounds lit.
SPEAKER_01 (32:37):
Get it, girl.
SPEAKER_03 (32:40):
Just just live vicariously through the pumpkin
queen.
Right?
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (32:44):
Please write in more stories if you have more pumpkin
queen.
SPEAKER_03 (32:47):
Yeah.
I mean, maybe, maybe if enoughpeople write in and request that
the pumpkin queen tell us morestories.
SPEAKER_01 (32:53):
Yes, please.
SPEAKER_03 (32:54):
Yeah, please dedicate a whole show to pumpkin
queens.
SPEAKER_01 (32:57):
Yeah.
Yeah.
And have you on as a guest?
Oh, I love that though.
I'm never, you know what Ineither will I look at one of
those cutout things the same wayagain.
Never.
Now I'm just gonna see a gloryhole.
Yep.
SPEAKER_03 (33:11):
If you and I already gathered would like, hey, hey
guys, look at look at a gloryhole.
And you're like, what are youtalking about?
I don't know.
SPEAKER_01 (33:17):
Should we go take a picture?
SPEAKER_03 (33:20):
What kind of picture?
Oh, take it away, Eve.
Okay, so so I have I haveanother one, but it's short.
It is also about a corn maze,but I'm saving the best for
last.
Okay.
So yeah.
So hey guys, tried to get friskywith my girl in a corn maze,
found a quiet spot, pants cameoff, and boom, families with
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flashlights walked right upbecause we were two feet from
the exit sign.
Nothing kills a boner like a dadyelling, This is for the kids,
man.
Now my girlfriend won't even eatpopcorn around me.
SPEAKER_01 (33:55):
Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03 (33:56):
From Brandon.
That's just just Brandon.
SPEAKER_01 (33:59):
Well, to Brandon and everybody else in the who did it
in the corn phases.
SPEAKER_03 (34:04):
Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (34:05):
I mean, it is a family-friendly place, but I get
it.
But like Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (34:11):
Come on.
Again, I feel like common sensehas left this person.
I get the excitement.
Yeah.
I get it.
It's like, you know, beingoutside in public.
Okay, I get it.
It's exciting.
Might get caught.
Oh no, but pick a differentplace, man.
SPEAKER_01 (34:25):
You know what?
I guess maybe I I I'm liking thepumpkin queen more and more.
Yeah.
They snuck into one of theseplaces at night after they were
closed.
SPEAKER_03 (34:34):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (34:35):
Exactly.
SPEAKER_03 (34:36):
No, don't we don't condone crime on this show.
You do you do it yourself.
I'm like silent.
Okay.
SPEAKER_01 (34:47):
All right, moving on.
So all right, next one is alsoabout a cornfield maze.
Wait, yeah, I'm into it.
So, hi everyone.
Back in high school, myboyfriend and I went to a corn
maze in the middle of it.
He decided it was the perfecttime to break up with me.
It was raining, the ground wasmuddy, and we were slipping
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around trying to get out as fastas we can.
SPEAKER_03 (35:12):
Oh no.
SPEAKER_01 (35:13):
We spent 45 minutes wandering in circles, stopping
through puddles, getting soakedand filthy, yelling at each
other the entire time.
Every time we thought we wereclose to the exit, we ended up
back at the same dead end.
Oh, lovely.
So we think staff and securitywas watching us on the cameras
because eventually they came andfound us.
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We think they saw that we weremiserable, yelling and screaming
at each other for about an hour.
As soon as we got to the exit, Istormed off, went to my car,
really pissed, and just left himthere.
Wow.
After all was said and done.
Yeah.
After all was said and done.
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I'm so happy he broke up withme.
He was a total jerk.
Be here, be careful who you getlost in a corn maze with from
Anonymous.
SPEAKER_03 (36:02):
I like that.
Be careful who you get lost in acorn maze with.
Yeah.
You might end up in a horrormovie.
Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_01 (36:08):
Yeah.
You know what?
This what a shitty boyfriend.
Hey, we're in the middle of thiscorn maze.
I'm gonna break up with you now.
Like what?
Yeah, I'm gonna break up withyou.
See ya, dips.
That's when you split in thecorn maze and go your own way.
Oh yeah.
That's when you're wrong way.
unknown (36:24):
Yes.
SPEAKER_01 (36:25):
See ya.
I'm so glad you're just like,you know what?
I'm out of here.
Find your own way home.
Wow.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (36:30):
See you later.
SPEAKER_01 (36:31):
Oh man.
SPEAKER_03 (36:32):
What a jerk.
All right.
So are we ready?
SPEAKER_01 (36:36):
Go for it.
SPEAKER_03 (36:36):
Yeah, right.
I say this for last.
It's a little bit longer, butit's about Thanksgiving.
Okay.
You know, I guess it'stechnically in fall.
SPEAKER_01 (36:43):
It's still fall.
SPEAKER_03 (36:44):
Yeah, it's still fall-ish.
Yeah.
Not in Minnesota.
It's mostly winter by then.
Uh so yo, after Friendsgiving, afew of us were tipsy and joking
around about pilgrim and harvestgirls.
Uh or harvest girl roleplay.
One thing led to another, andsuddenly it wasn't just a joke.
Clothes came off, and what wassupposed to be a silly turned
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into the dirtiest, hottestthreesome I've ever had.
Oh.
Go on.
The smell of roasted turkeystill in the air, bodies tangled
on the couch, cranberry saucesmeared on skin.
It was messy, loud, andabsolutely perfect.
At one point, someone actuallyfed me stuffing while I was
getting railed.
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And I nearly blacked out frompleasure.
Okay, alright.
Again, I'll have some of whatshe's having.
Yeah.
Gotta say.
We thought it would be awkwardthe next morning, but instead
it's become a new tradition.
Every friend's giving sense, wedo the feast, then we feast on
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each other.
Now, that's a really greatstory, but I'm gonna tell you
why I picked this one for last.
Why?
Because of the name that theysent along with their entry.
SPEAKER_01 (37:59):
What?
SPEAKER_03 (38:00):
Their tagline is Spicy Gravy69.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah.
All right.
Nice.
Nancy.
SPEAKER_01 (38:08):
I smell a little another erotic novel with
Thanksgiving theme coming up.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_03 (38:14):
Another guest.
We're gonna hey you guys welcomeSpicy Gravy69 to the show.
SPEAKER_01 (38:20):
Love it.
SPEAKER_03 (38:22):
Wow.
SPEAKER_01 (38:23):
That is wow.
Again, I'm without speech.
The cranberry sauce everywhere.
The turkey gravy.
SPEAKER_03 (38:33):
I'm I mean, I'm just thinking about Thanksgiving
coming up.
Oh I mean, like, what am I gonnado now?
SPEAKER_01 (38:38):
Oh no.
Now I've just said uh one oneway thought.
Yep, exactly.
I want to get stuffed relatingstuffing.
SPEAKER_03 (38:49):
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, that sounds great.
Except I don't like stuffing, sowe could just do something else.
SPEAKER_01 (38:55):
Wait, that's a lot of new uh merch ideas.
SPEAKER_03 (38:59):
Oh my gosh, a whole like Thanksgiving merch line
based on this one story.
SPEAKER_01 (39:03):
Yes, stuff lighting stuffing.
SPEAKER_03 (39:04):
One of them just says spicy gravy 69 on the
front.
No big water like what's that?
SPEAKER_01 (39:09):
If you know, you know.
Exactly.
All right, Thanksgiving.
Love it.
That is a thanksgiving indeed.
Yes, thank you, spicy gravingfor giving.
All right, my one last one too.
Hi kink family.
So my boyfriend and I rentedthis adorable cabin in the woods
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last fall.
Total romantic getaway vibes.
Cozy fire, warm cider, stringlights on the porch, and plenty
of wine.
Around midnight, we hear thisdeep growl outside.
We freeze.
I'm like, is that a bear?
Being the brave boys, we are, orwe thought that we were trying
to press one another.
(39:51):
We were still in the honeymoonphase.
We decided to check it outtogether.
We grab the flashlight and stepoutside, and nothing but
matching novelty, lumberjack intraining, male thongs that we
thought just for the trip.
SPEAKER_03 (40:06):
What?
Wait, wait, wait.
Okay, okay.
All right.
You keep going out while Iprocess that information.
What?
SPEAKER_01 (40:13):
The door closes.
We hear a click and it's locked.
Phones, keys, everything arestill inside.
And we can't even get in thecar.
Oh my god.
Because of course the keys areinside in my bag.
So we're out there in the cold,wearing only thongs and in full
panic mode, trying to figure outhow to get back inside.
That's when we remember the ringdoorbell camera.
(40:35):
Hoping the owner of the Airbnbwas still awake.
We figured we would give it ashot.
SPEAKER_03 (40:40):
Nice.
SPEAKER_01 (40:41):
So yeah, we had to wave and shout, Hi, sorry, but
we're locked out.
We're not burglars.
We rented this place last night.
Can you please let us back in?
At the camera, all in ourthongs, under the until the
owner answered through the appabout 10 minutes later.
SPEAKER_03 (40:56):
Oh my.
SPEAKER_01 (40:57):
She unlocked the smart lock remotely, and we had
to do the world's mosthumiliating walk of shame back
inside the cabin.
The bear that we thought we hadwe heard is a raccoon knocking
over the trash bin.
We learned our lesson for nexttime.
Yeah.
Thanks for all that you do.
We just discovered you and arebinging away.
(41:17):
Say hello to Bianca for us fromEvan and Luke.
Oh.
Oh, thank you for writing inEvan and Luke, but wait, oh no.
Uh oh.
I just they just discovered us,and they're saying hi to Bianca,
who is our old sex doll mascot.
They don't know what happened toher yet.
Oh no.
Well, I'm not gonna spoil it forthem.
(41:38):
They'll find out soon enough.
Yeah.
I'll I'll I'll give her yourbest.
Oh my gosh.
Anyway, so the story.
I wish I had a partner who'dwear matching underwear with me.
SPEAKER_03 (41:51):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (41:52):
That's adorable.
SPEAKER_03 (41:55):
Love it.
Wow.
That's that is great.
What did this what did this whatdid they say again on the
Speedos?
SPEAKER_01 (42:02):
Um there we're called novelty lumberjack in
training thongs.
Lumberjack in training.
SPEAKER_03 (42:11):
I'm picturing like a like a plaid like sounds super
cute.
Oh man, I want some plaid thongsnow.
Right?
Drinking some wine, like yeah,matching, matching bra,
fireplace, raining.
Yeah, done deal.
Yeah, absolutely.
Uh-huh.
Goodness.
Let's book the trip, Eve.
(42:32):
Book it.
Book it indeed.
I I mean, I'm just curious whatthe uh owner of that Airbnb is
thinking about this wholesituation, you know?
SPEAKER_01 (42:42):
Like so funny.
They're like walk of shame backinto their own cabin.
SPEAKER_03 (42:46):
Yeah.
Also, that trash panda.
Thank you.
Thank you for your thank you foryour service.
Right?
SPEAKER_01 (42:52):
So you can get these people outside for this great
story.
It's always the trash pandas.
SPEAKER_03 (42:56):
Always the trash pandas.
Always.
They're so cute though.
I know.
SPEAKER_01 (43:00):
They are.
You know, they really are.
SPEAKER_03 (43:02):
So cute.
They're adorable.
Awesome.
Well, that was all I had forstory.
So yeah.
Me too.
I think that's it.
Awesome.
SPEAKER_01 (43:11):
This was fun, Eve.
SPEAKER_03 (43:12):
Absolutely.
This was great.
Especially since now, you know,I put five pounds on by eating
candy corn the last few minuteshere.
SPEAKER_01 (43:18):
I was gonna say, now we're gonna go finish the rest
of these shots.
SPEAKER_03 (43:21):
Absolutely.
SPEAKER_01 (43:22):
And all of this candy corn and pretzel bites and
fake cheese.
SPEAKER_03 (43:26):
Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_01 (43:27):
That sounds like a sexcapade story within itself.
SPEAKER_03 (43:30):
Sexcapades.
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (43:31):
You'll hear it next time.
Behind the scenes.
Absolutely.
Maybe it'll be on Patreon.
If you want to join Patreon fora dollar a month, you can do so
at patreon.com/slash kinks andcocktails.
All the good behind the scenesstuff on there.
SPEAKER_03 (43:45):
Yeah.
SPEAKER_01 (43:46):
May or not be some fake cheese candy corn business
going on.
Wingunch nudge.
SPEAKER_03 (43:51):
Which yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_01 (43:52):
But if you want to send in your sexcapade stories
about anything you want, justput it in a subject line.
We'll find it.
We're doing Halloween next.
Um, we're also doing first datefails.
So if anything you want to send,go ahead.
You can remain anonymous or not.
Kingsandcocktails.com orkingsandcocktails at gmail.com.
Um, if you want to, it wouldreally help us out.
(44:16):
Rate us five stars wherever youlisten.
It really does help us out so,so, so, so much.
But I think that's it.
Thank you so much for beinghere, Eve.
Absolutely.
It was a pleasure.
As always.
All right.
Bye, everyone.
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