At last… The Fourth Annual Kiss the Goat Holiday Extravaganza! Cootie and X are podcasting from the North Pole this year, where the only hot things are Cootie and the mic. [Has the new version of Skype been wreaking havoc with you, too?] Your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema talk about the winner of the listener poll, THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES! Here’s a surprise: X is drunk! The Breaking Point! Dinner for Two with Chef Al! The return of Drinking with the Devil! Also, the telephone keeps ringing.
Pull those sleigh bells outta your arse and get some festivities in your earholes! Happy Hellidays!
MUSIC NOTES
Opening: KoRn — “Jingle Bells”
Commentary Music Bed: Cryo Chamber — “Nightmare Music”
Hidden Track: Karaoke — “Starman” [Parody lyrics by X; performed by X]
Christmas Music: Christmas Music we found on YouTube
Closing Music: Low — “Half-Light”
We don’t own any of this music so Fair Use Act and all that. Also, hey Cryo Chamber, your music is fucking awesome and, rest assured, we don’t make a freakin’ dime off this show. Non-profit af.
Holiday Song: “Don’t Show Me Your Penis for Christmas” — Cootie & X [words and music by X; instruments by X; lead vox by Cootie]
Now, THIS one, we totally own. Let us know if you want to use it.
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