EP 44- No Trespassing: Death Islands, Secret Bases, and Chicken-Legged Huts

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, you think darkness is your ally.
You merely adopted the dark.
I was born in it, Molded by it.
I see death.

(00:34):
Welcome Cosmic Co families andco-hosts with my co-host
reverence.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
That's right, it's your boy, A hey.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Hey, lavaca hey.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Lavaca Mo, lavaca Mo, lavaca Mo.
Reverence, that's right, it'syour boy.
Hey, right, I I move more, more, more, more more.
Bro, I was talking to the guy Iwork with at work, uh, like two
days ago.
I was like, look, because hewas talking about, uh, la bomba
and everything.
He's like he told me he's likething.
He's like.
He told me he's like reverence,are you a sailor?

(01:09):
Are you a sailor?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
oh shit, I was like no, he's like, or are you a
captain?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I was like the best place I'm not a captain, I'm a
freaking cabinet man.
And he was like he's like I waslistening to la bomba.
He's like I was looking at thetranslations.
What does he mean by I'm not asailor?
Because he's like no, soymarinero, some shit like that.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
But to be fair, bro, I only know the whole the lyrics
.
The whole lyrics to it bro, Idon't even know the lyrics to it
.
You just can't go along thewhole way, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Oh shit, I ain't trying to get copyrighted, let's
see.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
No, soy marinero.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yo no soy marinero, right here bro, right here, soy
capitán, soy capitán.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Oh, he not Soy capitán, he not a follower, he a
leader type shit.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Oh, okay, that's what that mean, okay, I'm going to
tell him next time about thetrans like this why don't y'all
just straight up say it?
Y'all speaking in codes overhere.
Why don't y'all say what y'allmean?
Yeah, he was talking about that, and then he started talking
about songs in Spanish and stuff.
I was like man, I'm going totell you this Songs in Spanish.

(02:16):
You be thinking that they soundlike they're saying something.
They're not.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Bro, no, it's that double entendre, bro.
Because even for me, bro, likeI used to like, I would ask my
mom like why he say that?
Like, because it wouldn't makesense.
You know it wouldn't make sense.
And she's like yeah, that's notwhat that means, though, like,
don't worry about it.
And then, years later, I hearthe song again.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I'm like wait, I was listening to this shit when I
was a kid.
It's so foul shit.
What do you mean?
The Kama Sutra isn't a lovesong Shit.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I had my little 10-year-old heart singing that
shit.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
You over here singing Kama Sutra, singing my little
heart out bro.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
I was like that dude really loves it, bro.
That shit, that shit.
Yeah, bro.
I mean, I guess with songs ingeneral, like you know, when
you're writing a song you don'tgo out there directly.
That's the songwriter, I know.
So you don't go directly outthere and say what you're trying
to say.
You know, you gotta, it's thatword play, it's that word play
okay, so that's what he wassaying.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
He was saying something, everything.
I was like man, look, half ofthose songs in spanish is all
based on the beat.
I was like it might all soundthe same to you, but they just
like it brings that good energyout.
I was like, for example,there's a song that that was
made in spanish.
I was like guess what thesong's about?

(03:39):
He's like what?
I was like cholesterol.
Oh, literally a song about adude that has cholesterol.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
And big dudes dancing that shit too, but they be
killing that shit when theydance.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I was like we be dancing our little hearts out to
that damn song.
He's like nah, I showed him, hebusted out laughing.
He's like man, that's anawesome ass song.
I was like it's a good song,yeah literally.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
If you could get the people moving, you could say
whatever the fuck you want onthe song bro.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Anything, anything.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Anything, anything, as long as you get people moving
, as long as the beat is there,bro, it's just the atmosphere,
bro, that's really what makes it.
Well, not just Mexico, they'llbe making just that atmosphere.
Make you want to get up anddance, bro, just hype you up
Right, it just sets the vibe.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Uh bro, just hype you up right, it just sets the vibe
uh huh.
And then I was trying to showthem like other songs like I
showed them.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Uh, good ass song, good ass song.
I had to show them that Hold up.
I had to put them on.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
bro, we got that nostalgia.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Right, but that was a good song.
Don't make it like that.
No more Right.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
they had some bangers out there bro.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Bangers bro.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Or what's that one song?
Was it Cuestas de la Vida orsome shit like that?
Or damn what the fuck was thename of that song?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Oh, oh, por Cuestiones de la Vida, that one.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Los Caminos de la Vida.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
I think Caminos de la Vida, I think Cuestiones de la
Vida.
It might be part of that.
Yeah, yeah, that one Purchasethat one.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Let's see that one.
That's it.
That's it right there, yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
That's it right there , bro.
That's it right there bro.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
There was this other one Fuck, I can't remember the
name of it, I don't know, but itwas a good song Like.
It was good Songs like.
Old school songs that like as alittle kid you really didn't
know the lyrics, but them thingsWas bangers.
And as you grew up You're likeDamn, what the fuck Was I
listening to?

Speaker 1 (05:39):
And it's not even that ass shit.
In there too, bro, some deepass shit, just make you rethink
your whole life.
Like damn he right, huh, likebro it just there's something
about him, bro, just that justhit different bro them love
songs.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Be something else them love songs be something
else, bro.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
They pour their heart out to them.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
I know I said this before, but some of them Mexican
people.
No diss to none of my Hispanicpeople out there.
Motherfuckers, be jamming tothem, damn love songs.
Those bookies, motherfuckingnah.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
But the worst thing is when you go to the function
of the drink and they put theirsass on.
Bro, you can't be right.
Nah, bro, cause you got amotherfucker in the corner.
He's just silent.
Everybody else, he's justco-grown ass man, he's grown ass
.
Man, just silent, just wipe, goon the ass man, just sorry,
just Right, wipe his tear.
What the fuck, why would youBoy?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
And then you just Catch him when he's like the
heavy ass man, the heavy ass man, you had to get that shit Off
his chest.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Motherfucker started Pulling up his phone.
There we you see him text.
You see him put his phone Backdown, right.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
You go to him like Que pasoQué ha pasado don?
Uh-huh Just when you caught him.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Motherfucker, gave me a look, at you, bro.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Then he just look at you¿ Qué tal chavo Está cabrón?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
I was about to say, bro, he's not getting some shit,
he's not saying some shit likethat.
He go ¿No, mueres.
What we tell you, don't trustthese bitches.
What we tell you, don't trustthese bitches, you know, be
single.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Motherfuckers be having Some crazy stories Bro.
Whole heartbreak, wholeheartbreak.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Nah, some rightfully, though Some rightfully
Motherfuckers be getting Dirty.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Motherfuckers, be like.
She got away from me.
Oh Y, la mala cosa Es que Fuemi prima.
I'm like Yo, hey, yo, bro,should be your cousin Bro.
I'm like Nah, bro, y'allbugging.
I'm like Nah, bro, y'allbugging bro, whole grown ass man

(07:36):
.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Whole grown ass man For real.
Nah, nah, that's the mostfactual shit, nah hold on,
that's Nah.
Nah, nah, bro that shit.
Hilarious as hell though, bro,that shit is, but, like I said,
nah, hold up.
That's that is.
Oh man, you're crazy over therebro.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Nah, bro, that shit hilarious as hell though bro,
that shit is but like I said.
No, they be going through someshit, bro for real.
Bro, like they be having to getthat shit off.
They chest, bro for real.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Nah the, not the.
Well, not that I find it funny,but like the funniest shit be,
like when they used to do likethe girl dirty as hell and then
they over there crying justbecause I beat her just because
I beat her.
She left just because I beather bro.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
And then they get crazy, but start begging.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
They start begging on their chairs.
Bro, they start begging ontheir chairs.
They start throwing bottles.
Hey, calm down, calm down, thenthey start using chopped up
English Sign up, bitch.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Sign up, bitch.
Ugly whore Bro sit down, broSit down, don't fuck up the
whole vibe.
Bro.
Right for real, bro.
Hey, right man.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
This is a kinship man .
You got to leave with all that.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Sir, this is a baptism.
We're going to ask you to leave.
You need to leave.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Bro, they, nah, bro, and they do be getting just
drunk at the worst.
They be having those feelingsat the worst moment, bro, right,
nah, the worst.
When they start arguing, thelady, or like with the eggs they
call the eggs bro Start callingthem, start arguing on the
phone with them.
You with them right now, ain'tyou?
You with them, you with them.
I hear them, I hear them.

(09:11):
It's a whole.
Just loud as hell too.
Just loud as hell, bro.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Bro, that shit be crazy.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
And everybody start being quiet because they want to
hear what the fuck?
Going on too Right.
Damn bro them old, heads brothem old heads, bro, growing up
Saying some crazy stuff, bro.
Then he started Requesting themsongs, bro.
Once he started Requesting themsongs, it's over, bro.
He gonna put the saddest shitin it.
You sad and you start listeningSad shit.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Or like when they, when they got the kids.
She's like she picks up thekids, gets the keys to the truck
Somehow, or to the SUV andleaves his ass.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
It's always a truck or SUV.
Right, it's always a truck orSUV.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
So there he is drunk, Somehow manages to get home,
though, oh for real yeah, forreal bro.
Wakes up the next day tortillaslike fresh tortillas.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Man breakfast like nothing ever happened that night
before.
Bro, crazy, my boy is one Wipeyour.
We seen you, we seen you.
Drag yourself across that dirtNah.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
This shit is crazy to me, bro.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Shit be the craziest, bro.
This shit be funny as hell,though, I'm sorry.
This shit be funny as hell,though.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Right, it do be funny .
Y'all let us know what othercrazy stuff Y'all had.
Happen like that or any crazythings which are drunk uncles
Right.
But let's get, let's get intothis a little bit so Well, a
little bit so well, before we do.
How are you doing, bro?
You doing pretty good.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Yeah, I had to donate a kidney to save a cat.
Nah, so check this out bro.
I got a little bit of news, bro, so I went to my lawyers right,
went to my immigration lawyers.
They gave me two options, broImmigration.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
They gave me two options, bro Immigration.
They told me, that's right,that's right.
Y'all thought that's what thiscountry stands for.
Y'all thought Y'all heard thisvoice.
Y'all heard this voice.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Y'all thought I had papers on Psych.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
We out here, like Anne Frank Nah.
And that diary coming up, y'allwait on it.
Wait on it, bro.
Coming up Dang, y'all wait onit.
Wait on it, bro.
Somebody said, somebody saidthey read her diary.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
They were like oh, oh , oh, oh.
What was the word they used?
Quota aside.
She didn't know what the fuckshe was talking about.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
I was like nah, you can't you can't fucking say that
Like there's no Now.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
I'm about to say Tell me, I can either.
I can either wait 10 years, 10years to start the paperwork or
get married.
So I just want to come on Aboutto be like them Lauda shows, so
I just want to come on here,you know.
Hold Jerry Springer I just wantto come on here and say it's
Shawty out there.

(11:39):
We're starting to land.
Give me two hell cats and trynot make me go to work.
I start toast, I eat it fromthe back, I cook, my sister
cleans you feel me?

Speaker 2 (11:52):
I got two dogs.
I got two dogs.
They are my world, they are mysunshine.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
If you take me you take them.
We're a package, nah, but um,yo, that's what they told me.
So look, check this out.
So now they told me you gottaget married, you gotta get
married.
But that's what they told me.
They told me Grab me throughthe screen.
It was a Zoom call, that's theother thing.

(12:19):
Whole Zoom Pay for a Zoom call.
Grab me, you gotta get married.
Little jit, look at the lady.
Shot my shot.
What's up?
Then she said nah, nah, I'mmarried.
I'm like fuck the fuck youtelling me.
For then Damn bro.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
So to any of y'all Single females out there, any
single females Dude, nah, justthat.
Wanna take a shot At Yayo.
We're about to have.
A shot at Yayo we're about tohave a whole Bachelorette show
from Cosmic Cole.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Right Cosmic Cole 20B1.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Hold up 2025.
Dudes, let's normalize.
Not going to work, no more.
They fought for the right towork.
Let them work.
Let them maintain me.
Y'all can keep that shit.
I can keep that shit.
I can keep that shit.
I'm tired of it.
I've been doing it.
I've been doing that shit forabout 10, 15 years.
Now.
It feel like 30, but it be like15, though.

(13:11):
Well, we'll see what happensthen, bro?

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Hopefully after this episode somebody hits you up.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Tell y'all, I also suck toes.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
I also eat it from the back.
Nah, you too freaky for me.
I'll also come with the wholepackage.
I'll leave that up to yourimagination.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
What kind?

Speaker 2 (13:28):
of package.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
I'll leave that to your imagination.
Fuck, it's bigger than mine.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Hopefully, like I said, everything goes good, you
know.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, nah, yeah.
I really Like I was thinking,bro, I've been what 20 years?
Good, what's another 20 yearswithout?

Speaker 2 (13:45):
it.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
We just throwing out dice out here, really Just
hoping for the best.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Well, I don't want to talk about your personal stuff
too much on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Okay, no, that's fine .
I mean, I really don't care.
What were you going to ask?
How big is it Shit?
How big is it?
How wide does it get?
Can you stretch it?
It depends how close you sit toit.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
What's the taste like ?

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Shit taste like dope soul On the weekend.
On the weekend.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
That shit's still crazy to me, bro.
And then you got to pay so muchfor attorneys and everything,
bro.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
It actually doesn't seem that expensive.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
No.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, that shit, it is what it is.
Yeah, it is what it is.
Yeah, it is what it is that wasbasically how that was the main
, the highlight of this weekreally.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Oh for doing that.
Yeah, just doing that, WholeZoom call.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Wait, wait, Wait for a Zoom call, bro.
I could have done that shit onbed.
Bro.
Had to pull up Longer than ittook for them to like go through
the whole.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Thing.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Shit yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
That shit just makes me sick, right there.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
I'm about to start saying to the shawty in the in
the, what's it called the uh?

Speaker 2 (14:50):
The receptionist.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
The receptionist, yeah, I'm about to start saying
to him what's up.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
I could put you on baby girl.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
I could take you away from all this.
You got a hellcat.
No fuck, don't talk to me,don't talk to me.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
You broke bitch, you got a hellcat.
No well, my week wasn't reallymuch different either, but I
really didn't have much going on.
Oh wait, no, no, no, no, takethat back.
I started a garden, y'all.
Fuck yeah, fuck yeah rightright I started a garden.
Yay, so I'm.
I'm planting my onions, I'mplanting red onions, white

(15:27):
onions, chives, cilantro.
I'm gonna have some chili soon.
Some chilis my fault y'all.
Um, I'm gonna have some.
Well, the chilis that I want tohave is serranos, habaneros,
jalapenos and the other one.
Maybe Poblano's.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
If I get a little crazy with it.
I thought it was a treat.
Poblano's are treats, ain'tthey?
We about to see?
We about to find out.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
But um what else?
I'm gonna make some.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
That ghost pepper bro Potatoes.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Oh yeah, the Carolina Reaper, maybe, maybe.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
Oh yeah, carolina Reaper.
Yeah, that's right.
Oh, that is different from theghost pepper, huh.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Is that one hotter than the ghost?
I don't know.
Right, because they got thatthey got that.
I think the ghost pepper wasthe hottest and then the
Carolina Reaper was the hottestBro.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
I don't think I've ever tasted that one.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
I've tried like a hot sauce of it.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
I'm going to bite that.
First one come out.
I'm going to bite it, the hotsauce.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
At least that I tried .

Speaker 1 (16:22):
But it also depends how they make it, because I know
some places they take out theseeds and the spices Comes from
the seeds.
That's the other thing Iunderstand when I be seeing
people Cook it up Like take outthe seeds, that's the best part.
The seeds, that's the best part.
No, that's the shit, that hurts, bro.
It's alright, they come out,nevermind.

(16:45):
Yeah, you were saying.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
But no, I'm pretty excited about the garden.
Hopefully everything comes outgood.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
It look good, bro.
I'll keep y'all updated on it,right, yeah, yeah, yeah, that
shit look good bro.
Look like it's going.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
First person that comments saying potatoes gets
free potatoes on this episode.
I'm about to go and not for mefrom the store.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
But that's pretty cool though.
Right you go, what you, whatyou had last year, you had, uh,
are you still gonna have theother ones?

Speaker 2 (17:12):
yeah, the tomatoes, yeah, I'm gonna have those.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Okay, how those work?
Do they go out like you're,obviously during the winter?

Speaker 2 (17:19):
no, you, you start them in the springtime
springtime, okay, and then likeThey'll start coming out like
Mid-spring, like around themid-spring area Okay, and then
you have them ready around likeUh, like early summer.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Somewhere around there, okay.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
It don't take for long, like long for everything
to start growing.
I mean the.
The trickiest part for me islike Getting the germination and
everything Like the wholeprocess of it, like sprouting
and everything Like.
That's the tough process for me.
But yeah that's pretty much.
It bro On to my potatoes.
Yeah, your potatoes, bro.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
I'm going to have all different types of potatoes,
all types of different potatoes.
Bro, I'm going to be a wholesupermarket.
For real.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
I'm going to come over me some overalls.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
You got to have a straw hat bro, you need a straw
hat bro Dead in the center ofthe city.
Get you a little tractor bro,you got to get you a little John
Deere tractor.
That's what you need rightthere, bro.
That's what I need bro.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
That's what I need.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
You going to shave my hand, bro?
A whole big old callousedswollen-ass hand bro.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
Swollen ass hands.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Swollen ass hands bro .
Bro, one time I shook afarmer's hand bro, his hands
fall on my hand, bro.
I felt like a bitch shaking hishand bro.
You know, when they grab youdon't even let you get a proper
handshake.
I grabbed my shit like wholehead covered my hand.
You squeeze the fuck.
I was like oh fuck and couldn'teven give him a proper
handshake.
Bro Felt like that man couldjust pick me up and fucking.

(18:41):
That's why you gotta get thembefore they get you bro right
bro.
Nah, I'm up for the commentbefore they went in, for that
shit got me quick as hell, bro.
Made me feel like a bitch thatday hate that shit.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
I hate when somebody does that shit to me.
Bro started training myhandshake every day after shit.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
I go home, start hitting that gorilla, grip thing
.
Let me fucking Shake your head,white man.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
I hate that shit too, bro, well if not, then my
fingers go like that too.
It's like, damn, at least cleanthe fuck up.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
What are we doing what?

Speaker 1 (19:12):
are we doing?
Wait fuck.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
But Alright, guys, that's enough about our weeks,
let's go ahead and get into this.
Juicy details today.
Today we are going to beTalking about Well, let's leave
everything as a prize, yeah.
Go.
Today we are going to betalking about well, let's leave
everything as a prize.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Go ahead and lead them off into the first subject.
First one we got.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Well, we got just cursed places.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Yeah, cursed places, cursed places, you can't go to.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Well, cursed are like prohibited places from the
government.
Yeah, yeah, Like the governmentwon't let you enter, so you
want me to start off.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah, you got it Okay but so First one, right here I
got Poveglia Island, no you gotthat one.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
No, no Uh.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Poveglia Island in Italy.
So it was once A quarantinestation For people with Severe
mental disease and a dumpingground For plague victims, and
it is Now.
It is Unhabited and off limitsTo the public.
So the and off limits to thepublic.
So the government declared itoff limits due to its dark
history and the potential forhealth hazards.
So legends claim that ghosts ofplague victims still surround

(20:14):
the creepy island.
So it was sealed off and usedto host people with infectious
diseases, leading to terminalill physicians waiting to die.
Before the ghosts return tohaunt the island, a doctor
allegedly experiments onpatients with cruel lobotomies.
In the 18th century, povellabecame a quarantine site for
ships arriving in Venice andlater a place to isolate those

(20:36):
with infectious diseases,including the plague.
So what originally was going tohappen when there was the
plague and all that going on?

Speaker 2 (20:52):
you will stop at the island.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
First be quarantined and then they told you they were
gonna let you go.
Never let you go, never, neverlet them go down there, even the
soldiers out there.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
So yeah, so I know they had like an island for like
the people who had like leprosyor some shit like that oh, for
real, like, like, like, uh, Idon't believe it, but that's
that's what they uh.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Well, it might have been this one, because they said
a lot of people over here yousaid that was like the black
plague.
It was, uh, before the blackplague they used it like for
mental illness, people withdifferent diseases that were
sending there, and but then,once the black plague like
started coming in, um, they wereusing it just like a quarantine
.
So, just like, you know, if youcould, if you don't have, if
you don't show no symptoms afterit afterwards you know we'll

(21:27):
let you back uh on mainland orwhatever.
But they didn't.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
They didn't that?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
shit was just like a death camp kind of thing, a
death camp but like, and thenthey were just burying the
people on the island, broburning just just.
Yeah, they had a burn becausethey couldn't like it was just
so many people bro, so uh, damnbro Uh, so some of the what you
might see Ghostly encounters?
uh, local lore suggests that theisland is haunted by spirits of

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the plague victims and thementally ill who die here, with
some claiming to heardisembodied voices and see
shadowy figures.
Locals claim to hear the bellschime, even though the bell was
removed decades ago.
In recent years, italianconstruction crews attempted to
restore the former hospitalbuilding but abruptly stopped
without explanation, fuelingspeculation about the island's
dark forces.

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And yeah, it's just.
That's it for that.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Where'd you?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
say it was at, though , italy, in Italy.
Yeah, italy, it's an island offof Italy.
I should say it's the.
Yeah, it's Italy.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
I'm going to have to look into that, bro, because,
like I said, I knew they hadthat one for that leprosy island
.
I wonder if it's the same thingor not.
Yeah, we're going to look intoit.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Yeah, I'm going to have to look into that.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
All right, so the first one I got is called North
the forbidden Island.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Okay Island.
I was going to say I never see,I never, because they got white
, they got islands.
And then there's a Island right, oh I thought it was the same
thing.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
I was just being funny.
Oh, you was just being funny, Iheard it.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
No, this Island?
I don't know, this is different.
I heard it before.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Oh for, but yeah, my bad bro, all right, this is
called about the, thesentinelese tribe, who are they.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
The sentinelese is an ancient like um.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
They're believed to be like direct descendants of
like early humans who migratedfrom africa around 60 000 years
ago.
That's what they believe ineverything it says.
They live like ahunter-gatherer lifestyle with
no known agriculture.
Sorry, motherfucker, can't talkbro.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
No, you're okay bro.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Agriculture or metal tools, though they have been
seen repurposing metal fromshipwrecks.
Oh shit, okay, they're evolving.
Yeah, their language isentirely unclassified, meaning
no outside researcher has beenseen, I mean has been able to
decipher it.
The tribe has a strongterritorial instinct, attacking

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outsiders on site with arrows,spears and stones, so there is
notable attempts to contact thesentinelese lessee or however
you say it people so in 1967 and1970s it was like a government
uh expedition.
Attempts were made to establishfriendly contact by leaving
coconut and gifts.

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In some cases the sentinelleaves accepted the offering but
still displayed hostility,called gremlins bro it's okay
1991 there was an expedition andanthropologist tnN Pandit led
an Indian team that briefly madepeaceful contact with the tribe
, but the government laterceased all missions realizing

(24:34):
contact with risk diseaseoutbreak.
All right.
So this is in 2004 tsunamiincident.
After the 2004 Indian Oceantsunami, the government sent
helicopters to check on thetribe.
The Sentinelese shot arrows atthe aircraft, proving they had
survived and there's likeconspiracy theories about the
island or whatever about thepeople.

(24:55):
They said there's like ancientcivilization relics.
Some believe that the islandhides ruins from a lost
civilization, possibly connectedto early seafaring cultures, or
even atlantis oh seafaring,sorry, early seafaring cultures,
or even atlantis.
Genetic immunity or uniquebiology the tribes isolations

(25:16):
mean that they have evolvedunique genetic traits that make
them resistant to diseases.
Some think that they might havehave DNA variations different
from the rest of humanity Threegovernment secrets.
Some claim that the Indiangovernment knows more about the
tribe that they met andbabysitting them from the
distance.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Oh shit, yeah, that's that's what I was going to ask
you about If that was the onethat attacked the, the
helicopter and shit.
Oh okay, yeah.
Yeah, I had seen that one.
Yeah, I was like I wonder ifthat's that one but there's my
bad.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
No, it was just.
Uh, the location was at bay ofbinagal, approximately 31 square
miles in size.
Okay, it says.
The restriction is the indiangovernment has declared it
illegal to approach within threenautical miles with 5.6
kilometers of the island.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
The sentinelese are protected under the on the mon
and nico bar islands protectionof aboriginal tribes act meaning
any contact is punishable Imean they're trying to protect
the people yeah, I mean youcan't, you can't blame them.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Yeah, because I mean there was deaths or whatever, or
encounters like in this one one.
Like 1880, a British navalofficer, maurice Vidal Portman,
kidnapped an elderly Sentinelesecouple and four children.
The elderly pair died shortlyafter, likely due to disease,
and the children will return.
This event likely cemented thetribe's hostility towards

(26:40):
outsiders.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Damn bro.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
And in 2006, two illegal fishermen drifted onto
the island.
The tribe killed them andattempted to retrieve their
bodies, and attempts to retrievetheir bodies were met with a
barrage of arrows.
Damn, that's crazy bro.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Whole boom tower out there, bro Right Just shooting
arrows, bro Damn I mean.
But it's just indigenous people, though, where you can't, you
can't, you can't blame them, youcan't blame the government for
trying, like you know, makepeople not go over there, I mean
but it's crazy the thing aboutlike them people are like shut
off from the world bro, imaginetaking the xbox over there.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Fuck teaching them how to play fortnite no, I'm
about to be like the, the peoplewho let the North Koreans have
internet for a while.
Then they saw what porn was, orsome shit like that.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Oh, that happened yeah some shit like that.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
It was something like that when the North Koreans
went to Russia or were fightingin Ukraine or some bullshit like
that.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Bro, if I was one of them, I'd come out like Quagmire
during that one episode.
Bro, All drained, All drained.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Just one arm big as hell bro, just one arm Bayes L,
but I don't.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
I don't even blame him bro, don't even blame him
bro.
So I got a Trans Alani LunaticAsylum, so it was built.
This is in West Virginia, so itwas built in 1800s.
It once served a psychiatricfacility called Western State
Hospital.
Uh, much of the museum asylumremains closed.
Uh, just just cause it's in badshape, just because they don't

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want nobody getting hurt overthere or anything like that.
But the story behind it?
It's a looming structure in thestories of the patients who
were forced to live in poorconditions.
The original hospital, assignedto house 250 people, was open to
patients in 1864 and reachedits peak in 1950s with 2,400
patients in overcrowded andgenerally poor conditions.

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2,400 patients in overcrowdedand generally poor conditions.
Changes in the treatment ofmental illness and the physical
deterioration of the facilityforced its closure in 1994.
Those with no family to laythere to rest were buried in the
asylum's private cemetery.
As the years progressed,patients would endure
torture-like treatments bydoctors, many of them dying in
the process.
During its 150 years as anoperating mental institution, an

(28:44):
estimated 30,000 people diewith a transatlantic lunatic
asylum, with many buried inunmarked graves, and the
facility is now a popular sitefor paranormal enthusiasts and
ghost tours.
But you gotta get specialpermission to go in there.
Some of the reported hauntingsinclude a little girl named Lily
, who is said to haunt Ward 4.
Lily reported hauntings includea little girl named Lily, who

(29:05):
is said to haunt Ward 4.
Lily is said to be a playfulchild who spent her entire life
at the asylum, known for herlaughter and interest in playing
games in the spirit of a doublesuicide on Ward 2.
Apart from that, visitors andstaff have reported various
paranormal occurrences,including slamming doors,
screaming apparitions, movingobjects, unexplained voices and
sounds, dark shadows, banks onthe walls, breaking glass and

(29:27):
boss of light orbs.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Damn bro, that's it, I'll say that's fucked bro.
Right, that's it.
That's hella haunted bro.
Would you ever go to anabandoned place like that and do
some exploring?

Speaker 1 (29:36):
I've said it before I would do it, you would do it.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
I would do it the fuck.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
No, nah so fuck, that's how you die, that's how
you, that's how you don't comeback right there.
No, nah, but I would do it.
Just I'll tell you what I'll do.
I'll do it because some, youknow, some people go and I feel
like they amp it up too much, orlike I just want to go without
taunting the spirits that livethere, or like that's that that

(30:04):
are there.
You know, like I just gonna gosee what the fuck going on.
I ain't trying, I ain't tryingto see no fucking shit getting
thrown at me or or like, well, Ireally don't know what.
I really don't know what thefuck you're putting a chokehold
you're putting a chokehold in afull nelson I swear.
He ain't having no full nelson.
He ain't having no fool Nelson.
He ain't having no fool Nelson,sir, nah, nah, nah.

(30:28):
That motherfucker said Do itagain.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Do it again, since you so brave, I hold myself up.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
They call somebody.
Yeah, there's a mad dude overhere.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Hold the fuck up, you gonna be a whole legend in that
area.
Nah, I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Nah, I would like to see it, just to see, just to see
you, just to see, just to seeyou know, because, bro, 30,000
people bro, 30,000, 300,000.
300,000.
What they say?
30,000, 30,000.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
30,000 is still a lot , though it is a lot.
People just died in there,mistreated you know all that
pain can feel that, bro, thatair must be thick, thick with
two, c's bro, and not because ofall the shit on the walls.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
You said you would do something like that, then yeah
I would do something like that,obviously not, obviously not by
myself, but I would go with agroup of, with a group of some
brave, fine man, you know justexploration expedition crew
expedition crew just fullyfunded by somebody else, not me
someone's gonna play my hotel,my food, my gas my flight, my

(31:32):
flight.
He's like close to us they gottafly me, they gotta fly me out
there first class who know I'mgonna go around the world.
Before I get there, I'm gonnabook my own flight.
Why?

Speaker 2 (31:42):
the fuck you going around the world nah, but under
those circumstances I will gojust to explore, just to see
what the you know what they gotgoing on what is something you
would do, like I know a lot ofpeople tend to say, yeah, I'm
gonna go, I would like to go see, I would like to go do that and
this, and we'll just prettymuch say, but like, when you get
there, what is like what I wantto do, what would you do?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
so I do want to get apparitions.
I would want to get like Caughton tape.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Caught on tape, yeah, audio or video.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah, like I would prefer video, but obviously what
is it called?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Who going to be like them?
Dudes that be like?
You see that ball of dust thatmove like that.
Nah, bro, all right bro.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Nah, because there is a thing.
I mean a bottle.
You're going to see adifference between like a-.
A dust particle A dust particleand a bottle of light, because
one of my uncles he's seen abottle of light bro.
He's seen that.
He's like no, that's somethingelse.
He's seen that, bro.
He's like you can see it'smoving and whatnot.
So, by what I've heard ofpeople say, what a bottle of

(32:40):
light is Bottle of light and adust particle not even close,
bro, not like yeah, so it thatthat's just what I want to see.
But if I could get some whichI'm pretty sure you can get
something on on audio, I feellike that would be easier I know
that's where they tend to getall their stuff right.
What is that thing called?
Uh, voice phenomenon?
Uh, and that was a word I justhad a tip of my tongue uh, oh, I

(33:03):
don't know, but it's like a,it's an acronym to it, but it's
like a voice phenomenon whereyou can, uh, just just hear play
back the audio mmhmm play backthe audio.
I forgot what it's called.

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Damn it, this shit gonna earth me, but uh, uh so
like when you get there, likesay for example, you get your
expedition crew, y'all pull up 1o'clock.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
In the morning.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
What y'all doing, Like you're pulling up and you
just Like, what are you going tosay?

Speaker 1 (33:27):
I'm going to pull up, put my hands in my pocket.
Yeah, so we're here now, guys.
Nah so, Okay, so you gottascout the area first bro.
You gotta see what they got.
You know, you gotta make a plan, bro.
You gotta make a plan First.
We're not splitting up.
That's how every movie starts.
You split up.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
On some Scooby-Doo shit.
On some Scooby-Doo shit you saythis Scooby Shaggy, y'all go
over there Me.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
I'm just playing, Pull up and just what I feel
like the best thing would be.
You start taking just randompictures.
Okay, okay, I can see that Justrandom pictures, bro, because
you're not, in a sense, you'renot looking for it.
So in a sense, I feel likespirits hide when you start like
looking for them, like like, ifyou want to talk to one spirit,

(34:15):
and I feel like they might Hidefrom you If you doing that.
So I pull up here.
It's nonchalantly, you know,you know Nonchalantly, you know
you just go to a window and youknow Go leave the place.
That's the other thing, bro.
I'm not going to be checkingshit Inside the place, Because
if you hear something and then Ihear something, fall over there

(34:35):
, bro, I'm gone no, I'm gone I'mgone, bro, now you gotta wait,
go back to the cars or something, leave the property and then
you start checking everything.
But I feel like that's whenyou're gonna have all the like,
uh, all the poof and stuff rightthere, bro.
But I would just pull up, justcheck the area, just see, like I
said, first couple pages, youknow, just nonchalantly see what
we got.
Once we know what we got, comeback back and start building a

(34:58):
plan on how we're going toexplore the rest of the area.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Okay, okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah, that does sound good, just organize, organize,
just feel it, organize, becauseI'll be sitting out here just
going there, I'm going to gohere, I'm going to go there, I'm
going to go over here.
Somebody close.
Cool, we did that.
That shit gonna lock on you.
No, bro, not gonna be there allnight.
Bro, something locks on me, butI'll tell you, I'm gonna start

(35:23):
panicking, bro, so I'm gonnabend them iron bars.
I'm about to be like my uncleuh, knocking in that room, bro,
I'm gonna be screaming bro roomhas a window big ass room, big
ass room, I can't breathe, bro.
Start banging on the walls, bro.
I'm bringing sledgehammer, bro,I'm about to be like sledge
from RS6, bro.

(35:45):
Oh, shit, I'm about to startbreaking through the walls.
Bro, I don't give a fuck.
I'll pay the fee, not me, thedude who flew, the dude who paid
for the expedition, paying thefee, bro.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
You better than me, bro.
If it was me, I'd pull up Withmy crew.
You know I do the intro to myYouTube video.
Hey, what's up?
It's your boy Reverence.
You know we here doing thehaunted expedition at this
haunted location right, rightright cut to the next scene.
It's me at Chuck E Cheese's.
Yeah, so guys, yeah guys.
So I couldn't do it.
That shit was fucking scary,like I heard.

(36:13):
I heard like the wind blowing.
That shit scared me.
So I came here to Chuck ECheese's, so I'm just going to
show you a montage of me atChuck E Cheese's.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
How much points I had at the end of the game.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Just a compilation of me doing like dance, dance
Right, but not hitting any ofthe things.
This shit kept like getting badscores To give you that peak.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
This is a whole montage of about 33 minutes of
just the pics, just showing thepics of the game just showed the
pics of different angles, slowmotion whole 35 minute video
yeah, guys.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
So this video was a blast.
It was a good success.
If y'all want any more videos,comment like subscribe.
Comment like subscribe sharewith your friends, y'all know I
really do this for y'all, causethis is the type of content that
y'all want to see.
Tell me the next scary placethat y'all want me to go to see.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Sounds like the most haunted place.
Nah, bro, the other thing ain'tnobody better be antagonizing.
No goals, bro.
No, because that's why mybrother's like I don't want my
brother to be antagonizing, youknow so you get good footage.
No, no, you're going to getpossessed.
No, You're going to getpossessed the moment you start

(37:21):
flying.
The moment you start, you'regoing to be lifted off that
ground.
You're going to get a 12 gaugeto your knee.
You ain't going to be flying, nomore.
Uh-uh, I'm not playing withthat.
I'm not.
That's what that dude.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Zach Baggins.
Be alone, bro.
Leave them alone, you need toleave Bro.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Nah, I ain't with that antagonizing shit bro.
I don't feel like.
I mean, I guess you wantresults, but nah, I don't need
results that bad.
I don't need results that bad,I'm good.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
The moment you do that, that shit going to cut
Next scene change For real.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
But nah, hey guys, it's me at Chuck E Cheese again.
No, it's me at the Chuck ECheese.
Look what I found over here.
Nah, because if I can't go homeand sleep, bro, I'm going to be
pissed the fuck off.
Bro.
Like I need my sleep.
Bro, I ain't trying to lose nosleep over goals at a sand
silent, sand silent, but I ain'ttrying to do that, but I need

(38:18):
my sleep.
I ain't trying to lose no sleep, but I'm not antagonizing no
goals.
I ain't antagonizing whateverdemons in there.
Nah, bro, I ain't doing thatbro nah, I don't blame you bro.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
I see what you mean, though, like you want to do it
in a sense where you stillrespect the yeah, I still want
to respect.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Yeah, I mean, at the end of the day, there were still
like there were humans at onepoint, bro, like whatever it is,
you know Well, if they're nothumans, I ain't trying to have
them follow me bro.
I couldn't do that bro.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Yeah, I could see that.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Like for the people that do believe in that type of
stuff.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Yeah for the people that do believe yeah, all right.
So let me give you mine.
So I'm Like the infamous,well-known one that everybody's
going to freak out when I say itAll right, hold on.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
No, go ahead Go ahead Area 51.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Ah yeah, you knew it no.
I didn't know this is in thegood old United of the States.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, or the colonies, if you will the great colonies
.
So it's the world's most famoussecret base.
What's officially known?
It's established in 1955 as thetop secret us air force base,

(39:25):
primarily for testing classifiedaircraft and technology.
The base is located near groomlake, an ancient salt flat that
provides an ideal airstrip.
The U-2 spy plane, a-12 Oxcraftand F-117 Nighthawk or F-117,

(39:47):
whatever you want to call itwere all tested there before
their existence was publiclyacknowledged.
Employees working at Area 51are flown in from las vegas via
unmarked janet flights, sothere's been strange sightings
and incidents here.
So in the 1980s to the 1990s,numerous reports of fast-moving

(40:10):
silent aircraft led to theoriesthat the us was reverse
engineering alien technology.
In 2013, the cia finallydisclassified documents
confirming the base's existenceprovided no mention of
extraterrestrial research.
So in 2019, storm Area 51 eventa joke.
Facebook event encouragingpeople to storm the base gained

(40:32):
over two million signups.
The military responded withwarnings, but only about 150
people showed up and only oneperson was arrested.
All right, so here goes theconspiracy theories about Area
51.
Apparently, there's alienbodies and UFOs.
The most famous theory is thatalien spacecraft and possibly
extraterrestrial bodies arestored at Area 51, with

(40:52):
researchers studying advancedpropulsion systems.
Advanced propulsion systems uh,there's underground facilities.
Some claim area 51 extends deepunderground, with hidden
tunnels connecting it to othersecret bases like dulce base in
new mexico.
Time travel andinterdimensional technology some
whistleblowers claim the usgovernment is researching ways

(41:14):
to manipulate time or travel toparallel universes at the base.
Then you got uh, harp or haarpand weather control.
Some believe that the base isconnected to harp, high
frequency active uh researchprogram, allegedly used to

(41:36):
manipulate manipulate whether oreven cause natural disasters.
My fault, bro.
Look, I'm getting better atreading low-key, but at the same
time it's like, bro, I don't.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
They be talking into hard words sometimes.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Yeah, I'm a little dumb, y'all.
I'm sorry, english wasn't myfirst language.
I spoke goo gaga before this.
It's late.
It's late, boss.
It's 10.36 recording thisepisode.
I'm asleep, I'm tired, boss.

(42:11):
We started this episode Onlyhad one hour in the camera.
I was like fuck, so we had todo a double take.
Only had one hour in the camera.
I was like fuck, so we had todo a double take.
Y'all asking too much from us?
Alright, my fault, y'all, I'llget back to it.
I'll get back to it.
My fault, my fault.

(42:31):
Alright.
They said there's super soldierexperiments.
Theory suggests humanenhancement programs could be
taking place involving geneediting and cyber, cybernetic
implants to create supersoldiers.
That's all I got.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
I feel you oh fuck.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Y'all Please forgive me what's your thing about Area
51, though.
Oh, what do I think?
Yeah, what you think.
I think that shit is just awhat's your stance on that?

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Yeah, I think it's just a fake base, bro, Like I
honestly believe Area 51 is justa fluke.
It gets the divided attentionfrom people to think that it's
something there.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
But really it's in a different base.
It's at 52.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
52.
Maybe 50.
Maybe 50.
Maybe 50.
Maybe 420.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Maybe 69.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Maybe the White House , maybe it's my house.
Holy shit, there's an alien inmy house.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
It's just me looking in the mirror.
No, bro, that's what Ipersonally think it's just me
looking in the mirror?

Speaker 2 (43:41):
no, bro, but that's what I personally think.
Do I believe if the governmentis reverse engineering?
How would you say?

Speaker 1 (43:51):
outer worldly, oh yeah, the alien technology
possibly why not why?

Speaker 2 (43:55):
not.
I don't see why they wouldn't,I mean if I could, I would the
chinese do it with the ustechnology yeah, with us
technology or vice versa to beyeah, to be fair.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
They other countries do it too, where it's more
advanced, as soon as they getsome new shit I mean, how?

Speaker 2 (44:09):
how else can you keep up?
You know you, you got to keepup.
You get left behind if you'renot cheating or you gotta cheat
you gotta cheat, you gotta cheat.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
That's what I do in every test that's.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
That's me personally.
That's what I think.
I believe they are working onsome things that they don't want
people to know.
I know I sound like a tinfoilperson right now, tinfoil hat
person, but it's the.
It's the truth y'all justsleeping.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
y'all need to wake up .
I mean, I mean to be.
I mean it makes sense, though,like I feel I feel the same way.
I don't feel like it's there.
It's somewhere, it's somewhere,but I don't feel like it's
there.
I don't feel like we were likewho the fuck figured it out?
Yeah, 51.
You feel me, I don't think it's.

(44:52):
I mean they might havesomething going on or something,
but I don't think the whole ormost of the work is just there.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
Right, I think it's around the world, bro, yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Presley meets Pete.
That might just be the onlybase, bro.
That's the other thing.
Why is it 51?
If it's 51, that means there'sat least 50 more At least.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
That's just me.
That's just me Low-key.
I ain't thinking that rightthere.
And that does make sense.
Why would it start there?
Where's area one?
Where's area zero?
Where's area two?

Speaker 1 (45:20):
We need those answers .
That's what I need to belooking into, got to focus on 51
.
We need to look for the otherones.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Right.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
The rate of the plays is crazy, though.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
I remember when that shit was going on.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
I remember when that shit was going on Naruto running
towards the base Right Crazytime Signed up for the event and
everything Crazy.
I'm about to pull it up.
I'm about to pull it up.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
That's the Fetty Walk bro, I'm about to pull it up.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Right.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Damn that shit's crazy.
What a crazy time we livedthrough that.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Right, we lived through that.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
We lived through too much bro.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
We lived through that .
That shit crazy bro.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
We lived through the 2012, the end of the world we
lived through.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
We lived through.
What else was there?

Speaker 1 (45:58):
2020.
Putting chips in the arm?
All right, I was playing.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
What was another one?
What was in there A differenttime?
They said the world was goingto end when the Mayan character.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Oh no, that was 2012 also.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Was it.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
I think so.
The calendar ended at 2012,.
I think.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Oh, we had COVID.
Damn, I forgot.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Yeah, that's what I said though 2020, when they were
Putting the chips in your arm.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
Oh shit, cause that's what everybody Was talking
about.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
It's like it's just the government Keeping track of
you.
Motherfucker, you got a license, don't you?
Yeah, you got a camera On yourphone, don't you?
Yeah, you were here by thebullshit shot In your arm.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Bro, I can't stand people that Right Right.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
That shit.
Have you so cracked up, bro?
I just talked to somebody andthey were talking about it.
No, because I don't want thegovernment to know what I'm
doing.
The fuck are you doing?
You don't do shit.
You stay at the house all day.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Beating your meat.
Look at you, disgusting,fucking animal.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Hold hold Phone to your face.
You say yo know where the fuckyou at.
I want them to know where Ilive.
You got an ID?

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Proceed to have a bank account.
All right, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Mr James Bones, I'm sorry.
Okay, mr Social Security, thatshit be cracking me up.
Idiots, bro.
People like that keep the worldgoing, though, right, they just
entertain as hell though.

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Right, I need you to stay alive and keep going,
because there's no other way forthe economy to keep going bro,
keep being stupid.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
I know this is off topic.
I just found out why I sounddifferent, but I didn't have my
headphones in the correct waywho said I have my headphones
backwards.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
It changes the audio so much oh and here I am, I
don't know, bro, that's it.
That's shit is crazy.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
You said you do believe that I believe you know,
maybe not specifically all thattechnology in one place, you
know, but I mean I'm sure theydo military tests when I'm out
there.
Obviously don't want the publicto know, obviously don't shed
out proportion and shitobviously they don't want them
to know, but you, everybodyknows exactly what's happening.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Everybody knows exactly what exactly, but Y'all
know where it's at, but y'allknow what we're doing Exactly.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Even though there's no offense or anything like that
.
But it's a road straight to it,but yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
I saw this one video of this lady that walked through
the other side like walkedthrough there or some shit.
Oh, for real so like jumpedover the little stop sign thing
or the stop thing like therailroad track type of thing and
she just jumped over it or wentunder it or some bullshit, or
walked between it.
She did something, yeah, butshe crossed it.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Yeah, she just kept walking.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
The whole alien was going back to the checkpoint.
That's just me thinking.
That's just me thinking outloud.
Oh shit, I thought it was ahuman walking back, but it's an
alien going back to base.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Oh shit, okay, but what'd they do?

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Did they do anything to her.
No, the video ended.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Damn, they sniped her .
Fuck 50 BNG straight to thehead.
That's what a lot of people aresaying oh yeah she dead.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Nah, she dead.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Everybody knows how this video ended.
Yeah, nah, she that socialsecurity, it ain't there, no
more all right, what you got Igot the tower of london, okay,
so, okay.
So some of the sites that arelike goes that you can see,
apparently, apparently it's likesuper haunted, they want nobody
going up in there, or not?
So you can see the second wifeof king harry the eighth and was

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beheaded on tower green and herghost is said to roam the
ground, sometimes carrying hersevered head.
Lady Jane gray, the nine dayqueen, lady Jane gray was
imprisoned and executed at thetower and her ghost is said to
haunt the queen's house whereshe was held captive.
The print how do you say this?
It ain't princess.
It's like there is two printsLike Prince, princess, but it

(49:37):
ain't princess's like there'stwo prince Like prince Princess,
but it ain't princess.
Does that make sense?

Speaker 2 (49:42):
The princesses, the princesses, trust me bro.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Two prince Two.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
God damn it.
Let me see.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
The prince.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Hold on where you at.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
The prince, the princess, the prince, the
princess, the princess.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
The princess, yeah, the prince, the princess, the
princess, the princess, yeah,but it ain't, it's just prince,
but plural.
There you go, yeah yeah, yeah,the Pringles.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
The Pringles, two dudes, two dudes from the tower.
The princess, so Edward V, andhis younger brother, richard,
were allegedly murdered in theBloody Tower, and their ghosts
are said to haunt the area.
Henry VI, the ghost of themurdered king Henry VI, is said
to haunt Wakefield Tower, wherehe was killed, and you can also

(50:25):
find the ghost of a bear.
The phantom bear is said tohaunt the Martin Tower.
A guard who saw the phantombear is said to have dropped
dead from shock.
Not only that, but they alsosaid so they had a whole
menagerie in there, whole kindsof different animals in there.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Oh shit.
And you can sometimes hear Idon't know why I thought you
when you said that I thought ofMenagerie 12.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
I was like they had a whole orgy in there, freaky,
freaky.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
They had a whole thing going on in there bro.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
But yeah, that's it for that one right there.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Oh, for real yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Damn, but they don't want nobody going in there.
Apparently it's too dangerousand some of the structure is not
meant for people to be walkingaround and whatnot in there.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Okay, I mean, that makes sense.
That makes sense right there,more aspects of the safety
hazards rather than the ghosts,in my opinion.
Yeah, yeah, but it'd be prettycrazy to see a ghost bear.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Bro, that ghost bear got me, bro.
I think they said there wasanother animal in there, but the
main one they do see is a ghostbear.
Nah Bro imagine you justChilling.
You was chilling, you waswalking, just protecting the
ground, whole bear beside you.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Right, big-ass bear.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Big-ass.
Oh, back then they were big,whole yogi bear.
Whole yogi Whole yawia bro.
Oh Yawaia, oh, Fallout 4 Bear,bro, bro, nah bro, this shit was
scared the fuck out of me too,bro.
I couldn't, I couldn't bro.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Right, I don't know what the hell I'd do if I saw a
whole fucking ghost bear bro.
I'd kick a square in the balls.
All right, this one's calledmezagori mezagori.
This is, in russia, russia'ssecret underground city.
What's known about mesh meshgory?

(52:09):
Uh, it says the town wasestablished in 1979 and it's a
closed city, meaning only thosewith special government
clearance can enter it.
It is believed to be associatedwith Mount Yamantau, which has
been the site of continuousexcavation for decades.
The Russian government hasprovided various vague

(52:29):
explanations for its purposes,including a mining facility, a
food storage warehouse, anuclear bunker, but satellite
images from the Us intelligencesuggest massive underground
complexes, with some estimatesplacing the facility's depth at
over 400 meters or 1300 feetunderground.
They said it might have mighthave possible military uses,

(52:52):
such as nuclear command center.
Some believe that it serves asa fallback command post for
Russia's nuclear arsenal in caseof war.
They said it's a massiveunderground city.
Rumors suggest that the placecould house up to 60,000 people,
including government elites,military personnel and
scientists.
They said it's also possiblylike for weapon development and

(53:15):
storage.
There is speculation that theplace holds advanced weaponry,
including chemical andbiological weapons.
Some of the conspiracy theoriesis the dead hand nuclear system.
One of the most persistenttheories is that the place is a
key component of the dead hand,russia's atomic I mean automatic
nuclear retaliation system.

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If russia's leadership weredestroyed in an attack, dead
hand could launch acounter-attack without human
intervention.
Another thing is humanexperiments.
Some believe that unethicalbiological and genetic
experiments are being conductedon prisoners or political
descendants in the undergroundfacilities um secret soviet

(53:58):
bunkers from the cold war.
Some conspiracy theorists claimthat the underground base is a
leftover from stalin's era,possibly house and remnants of
soviet technology that couldnever been, uh declassified.
Some people say it's anintercontinental tunnel system.
Some believe russia hasdeveloped underground train
networks connecting the place tomosc, moscow and other secret

(54:20):
locations.
So that's like some of thetheories that they have about
that.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
Damn bro.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Right, it's a big ass theory.
They got right there.
Damn what you think, thoughwhat could it be?

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Well, I'm with them on the whole military they have
all those old bunk or somethinglike that.
Yeah, I mean, if it's stillgoing, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
But I mean I feel like.
That's kind of typical, though,like for example like that's
their base in Russia, like for,let's say, nuclear war, like
there's their place, place tohave people and house people,
kind of like maybe Area 51 wouldbe ours.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
I bet it's the same thing, maybe Kind of like maybe
Area 51 would be ours, I betit's the same thing, maybe, hey,
maybe, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Y'all let me know, am I right or wrong?
Bing.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Two agents or am I FBI agency?
Two agents in black.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Show up.
Look at this pin, look at thisAll right, though Never mind.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Never mind, Don't, don't.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Don't good without answer, we good but uh, what
would you think then?

Speaker 1 (55:19):
I think, it's, I see as a possible idea to still be,
you know, a whole nuclear sideand whatnot, or still have
weapons and testing weapons.
I could see that I don't seewhy they would just abandon a
place like that, to to justleave it there.
You know, I'm pretty sure ifthey get they can have a use for
it.
They'll use it.
The death, though, what is itcalled?
The death?
The dead man hand?

(55:41):
That is kind of crazy.
That's crazy.
First of all, how do you evenmake that?
It's kind of technology.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
At least in that era.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
No, not the technology.
But how do you find that out?
How do you?

Speaker 2 (55:52):
By conspiracy.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Uh-huh.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
I guess because there was like intel about, like a
secret base or something thatthe US government could have
probably had.
But that shit kind of crazy forit to just automatically
without human interaction.
Nah, I don't see that.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
I don't see that.
I see it as them still, likeyou said, like housing people,
keeping soldiers, keeping stocks, having weapons.
I can see that that makes sense, but being further than that, I
don't think so.
Like having just like, like,just just a place, taking launch
missiles from that place.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
I don't know about all that I'll see what would be
the benefit from not justwithout humans, nah I don't see
what would be the benefits of it.
Yeah I feel like it might belike a last ditch.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Uh, counter like this , like I said the counter okay,
like I said a counter attack, oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Like if I'm going down, I'm taking somebody else
with me, type of thing.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Like a martyr kind of thing, yeah, but maybe that's
what I feel like.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Like if it was there and it's actually like and
they're actually working andstuff.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Yeah, that would make sense.
I mean, yeah, if I was head ofRussia, if I was head of Russia,
if I was Putin for a day.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
If I was Putin for a day.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
I'd do some crazy shit like that too.
You gonna take me out.
Everybody coming down with meType shit.
I see it, yeah, yeah, I see it.
Nah, I see it If I was.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
If I was Jin Kang-gu, if I was Jin Kang-chino From
North Korea that's crazy.
I would be Bro, I'd have thepurge.
Go on, bro.
I do a whole event for myamusement, because they have
cameras everywhere, but I'dstart the purge.
All right, y'all, we're doingthe purge.
It's a new event.
This is a good time for y'allto let off some steam.
Everybody banging on my door assoon as what are y'all doing

(57:31):
here?

Speaker 1 (57:32):
go out there, go out there, go out there and play.
Nah, that'd be the worst whenpeople people don't even eat,
they don't have food.
But just yeah, we, nah, they'regoing straight for him, bro,
right that's pretty crazy, bro.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
But all right, before we get into any of that uh
crazy stuff, let's go ahead andgo into our next segment.
Y'all already know what time itis.
It's time for that fear is itall in your mind or could it be
real?
Welcome, Welcome to Fear Factor Fiction.
So you already know what timeit is.

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It's time for that.
Fear Fact or Fiction people,Everybody's favorite time,
everybody's favorite subject,everybody's favorite segment.
Today we are covering thenotorious Baba Yaga.
Baba Yaga, Baba Yaga, BoomMcaga.
Baba Yaga, Bumba Cla Wagwan,the infamous Baba Yaga.

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The infamous Bumba Cla Yaga.
Let me chill before thatchicken leg house pull up,
you're right, you're right.
All right, so go ahead.
You're right.
All right, so go ahead.
Let them know.
I'm going to give you a littlequick rundown who Baba Yaga is,
where she resides at Check thisout.
Check this out when thefolklore comes from.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
She's a prominent figure in Slavic folklore, often
depicted as a witch or ogrewith who, I'm sorry?
Who lives in a magical hut onchicken legs and can fly in a
motor and pistol, sometimesportrayed as a helpful guy and
sometimes as a fearsome childeating figure.
Um, you will give theappearance, or, yeah, you can do

(59:09):
it okay.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Okay so.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
So it's typically.
She probably is typicallydescribed as a hag or crone,
often with a long nose, longchin and long white hair,
Typical, typical.
Her nature is like.
She's a complex figure, withboth malevolent and benevolent
I'm sorry malevolent andbenevolent qualities, sometimes
helping heroes and sometimesacting as a dangerous predator.

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And she's a cultural icon inRussia and East Slavic countries
, embodying the contradictionsand complexity of life, and is
often used as a metaphor for themysteries of life and the need
to face them with courage.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
I saw that they said she's also like a cannibalistic
person.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Especially like kids.
Like kids, right.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
But it says she sometimes helps those who pass
her test and everything.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
She gives little trials and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
So let me tell you about that the the chicken legs
go ahead, that the chicken legson the house, or whatever.
Okay, go ahead.
So one of the most famousaspects of baba yaga's legend is
her house, a small wooden hutthat stands on chicken legs and
can move through the forest.
The hut can turn around oncommand and people must say a
phrase like hut, hut, turn yourback to the forest and your
front to me no shit.
The fence around her house ismade of human bones and

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skeletons, often glowing in thedark inside the hut.
Inside the hut is filled withstrange artifacts, potions and
magical items.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Okay, okay, uh, I actually don't have anything for
her building her her house butI do have some of her abilities.
Okay, but before I do that, I'mgoing to give you what baba
yaga means okay, yeah so babameans grandmother or old woman
in soviet languages.
While yaga is debated, someinterpretations just in which,

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or horrible.
So that's just a littletranslation to her name.
Her abilities she canshapeshift.
She can transform into variouscreatures, including animals,
and can even reach impressivesizes.
She can fly through the air,either by riding in the mortar
or gigantic pistol, creatingtempest as she goes and she got.
She can command witchcraft.
She is known to command witchesand cast spells, and it is said

(01:01:16):
to dispense both curses andhelpful advice.
Uh, and she is known to commandwitches and cast spells, and it
is said to dispense both cursesand helpful advice.
Uh, and she is known for hervast knowledge of magic and many
sages and adventurers seek herout of wisdom.
And she can also control someof the elements.
Some tell suggests that BabaYaga can control the elements,
even manipulating the times ofand Night.
So yeah, that's it for that.

(01:01:39):
That's it for that one.
I don't know if you hadanything.
I also got the roles, what sheplays in folklore and whatnot.

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Okay, I saw that some scholars believe Baba Yaga
originates from like pre-Slavicgoddesses of death, nature or
time, and they said that her hutmay represent the boundary
between life and death, akin toa shaman's journey, and she also
flies inside like that witchcauldron thing or like mortar,
whatever you want to call it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Yeah, that little mortar thing she like flies
around in that thing, which Ithink that's pretty cool.
I like how she be moving aroundthat thing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Oh, like on Smite, bro, uh-huh, yeah, that's pretty
cool.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
That shit is dope.
So, so what?
Her own folklore?
Just like you said, guardian ofthe other world, it's often
picked as the guardian betweenthe worlds Of the living and the
dead, acting as a Psycho Pump,a symbol of transformation.
In modern interpretations, babaYaga is seen as a symbol Of
transformation and transition,encouraging individuals To leave

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their comfort zones and embracechange.
She's also a trickster figure.
She's also seen as a shamanictrickster, a boundary crosser
and a reminder that freedom liesbeyond social norms.
I kind of like that about her.
Just the, the, the, what she,in a sense, her folklore and
everything kind of shows you.
And uh, she's believed toabduct and eat children, like we

(01:02:54):
said.
But she also has a complexrelationship with her own
children and adopted children,including she has headdaughters
and a demon, lord's son.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Oh shit, I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
I also said she had adopted like human children too.
Damn, I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
I saw that it said some versions describe her as
three sisters, all named BabaYaga.
Yeah, I've seen that too.
Rather than like a sequel, justone, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
My final note on her is just the character is
ambiguous, sometimes portrayedas a cannibal who is chilling,
and other times as a wise andhelpful sorceress who offers
guidance to magical objects Isaw.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
It says one of the most famous stories featuring
Baba Yaga is about VasilisaMm-hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Vasilisa.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
A young girl with a magical doll.
So Vasilisa's cruel stepmothersends her into the woods to
fetch fire from Baba Yaga.
The witch tasks her withimpossible chores sorting grains
, spinning thread but Vasilisa'smagical doll helps her complete
them.
Baba Yaga, impressed butsuspicious, lets Vasilisa leave

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with a magical skull lanternthat later destroys her wicked
stepmother and stepsisters.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Oh shit, Stepsisters.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Not scissors, my fault.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
I see in other tales.
She appears in other famoustales such as the Fraud Princess
and Baba Yaga and theKindhearted Girl, where she is
sometimes a helpful guy but justlike always, and also just a
dangerous adversary always andalso just a dangerous adversary.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
Adversary, I know that they said like there's
reports or like claims thatpeople see, like strange huts,
like in the woods where peopleoh for real stuff like that,
like a strange hub will appearor be like deep in the woods.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
Oh, for real.
Oh shit I always go missingjust just in the woods.
Let me see in there oh shit, Ithought she was just like
folklore.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Oh, that's what people's yeah, and it says some
modern urban legend describedhaunted forces with mysterious
ruins or unexplained noises,believed to be yag baba yaga's
domain.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Whole domain expansion holy shit, so they can
see, like in the sins theystill kind of like uh, they're
dealing with their own now ohthat's what they say, fuck, and
it says in eastern europeanvillages.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Some people still leave offerings and deep forces
to appease her spirit.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Yeah, I would too.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Fuck that, not yeah, now that I know that, yeah, I
would too so baba yaga has madeappearances in modern culture um
, such as like in movies, videogames, books, music and art.
For example, in movies, tv, shewas featuring in Hellboy, john
Wick as a nickname for Wick,ant-man and the Wasp and the

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Witcher.
In video games, rise of theTomb Raider, the Witcher 3,
pathfinder, rpg, smite.
In books, you got the Bear andthe nightingale by katherine
ardeen.
Arden, uh, death, blitz,deathless.
By katherine m valentine, Idon't know, valenti, valenti, I

(01:05:47):
don't know how to say that.
Music and art um, fuck, I don'tknow how to say his person's
name.
Muscle gorski's pictures at anexhibition includes a movement
called the hut and the hut onhen's legs.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
So she's like very popular yeah, yeah, yeah, oh,
yeah, yeah yeah which is prettycool, bro, like I never knew who
she was.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
I mean, I seen like hell boy and she was like on
hell boy and then on smite.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
That's the only the story with the the first time I
heard was the story of Vasilia.
Was it Lisa.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Oh yeah, I heard that story too.
Yeah, that's the yeah, was itLisa?

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Was it Lisa?
Right yeah, that's the firsttime I heard Some Cinderella
type shit, uh-huh, that's thefirst time I heard.
I don't know if I read thestory or seen a movie or
something like that, with allright, damn bro.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
So what you think then, what you think about?

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
uh, look to be fair, up to this point, I thought she
was just like a folklore.
I thought she was just uh.
But what you telling me nowthat, uh, if people seen her so
like strange objects in thewoods, I ain't gonna lie.
I ain't gonna lie.
I thought I thought I was justfolklore, but now you're giving
me something.
It could be real threat,avengers-level threat type shit

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bro.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
You think that's Avengers-level.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Yes, okay, okay, okay .
Let's say it's a physicalmanifestation of a Baba Yaga.
What the fuck am I going to doagainst it?

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
Drop kick.
You can do like a full NelsonRKO DDT.
You can do a power bomb.
Tombstone 619 69.
You do countless things, bro.
It's all.
It's all about how far you'rewilling to go.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
it's, it's, it's all the confidence If you're willing
to keep the lights on.
Love her.
I honestly I'm out of the realm.
She ain't going to eat meBecause she only eats children.
Well, not only eats children,but she mainly goes after
children.

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
Well, guys technically have children and
they're Get the fuck out of hereit's called sperm.
Get the fuck out of here.
She going to sell me drugs.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
She going to Get the fuck out of here.
It's called sperm.
Get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
She gonna sell me drugs.
She gonna sell me drugs, sotechnically she's gonna take it
all out of you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
That the chicken legs .
That's for me, is one of thecreepiest parts of the house
with the chicken legs.
I don't know why.
What the hell is the house withchicken legs going to do it
grow, she could that house canchange too.
The house can like can't right,it can uh, it can shrink, it

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can grow, nah, but I don't wantto deal with that shit.
Uh, when it's bare, bro, but Imean, at the end of the day,
she's, she's just not just.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
But she, she's a witch too I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
I'm trying for no words, right, I'm trying.
I'm trying to get no.
On the bad side of a witch,right bitch can control elements
, whole expensive domain, bro,like I ain't even trying to
Right Whole domain expansionthere you go Whole domain
expansion.
I ain't even trying to get onthe bad side really, bro, like
these witches, bro, they don'tknow there's meat.
I'm better off like that, bro.
I ain't trying to mess withthem, bro, I ain't trying to.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
What about you?
Bro, what we do bro, alright,let me give you a breakdown Real
quick.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
What happened, bro?
Alright, bro, go ahead.
Go ahead, bro Go go.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
It's a bunch of Bullshit.
Who the fuck Flying in a pot?
Who the fuck Think that's a?

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
Uh, uh, uh, that's a mortar, that's a mortar, that's
a mortar pin.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
I see that thing, pull Boom, whole bird shot.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Bro, we'll say we'll say that little bird, we'll say
we'll say a loader up in thisorder.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
Bird shot slug dragon bro that dragon bro gonna look
crazy from the ground up bro.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Nah, I don't know, bro, it's like it is pretty
scary in the aspect of like youknow, like, like, if it is like,
like, if it's coming for aspectof like you know, like, like,
if it is like, like, like, ifit's coming for you, yeah, like
bro, that's like that's a crazybattle you're trying to have
right there trying to beef withthe witch, yeah, but I ain't
trying, like for me witches,like I'm trying to stay as far
as possible away from she bringthe whole crib, she bring the

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whole crib near you.
Hear you, she got everything inher crib.
That's the main thing aboutwitches, bro.
They usually have all thisstuff at the crib.
She got her whole arsenal withher bro, and this bitch can fly,
bro, she gonna find your ass,bro, she can find you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
Yeah, that is pretty creepy, bro.
That's pretty scary stuff rightthere.
I don't know, bro, if I was torate Baba Yaga like a two, what
happened According to thesepictures I'm looking at.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
You got to look at the Rule 34 ball.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Yeah, yeah, let me look at the Rule 34 ball.
Let me see if I'm missing outon something.
What's a good guy?

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Let me see no, why you looking up With that
incognito, it's crazy.
With that incognito, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
I'm a grown-ass man.
I'm a whole grown-ass man.
Bro.
What the fuck is this?

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
SEP.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
What the fuck is all this?
What the?

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
fuck you on.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Huh, what the fuck is this bro?
Nah, that's mine bro.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Holy shit, holy fucking shit.
Hey, bro, put that one onInstagram.

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Nah, I don't know what the fuck they got going on
rule 34.
All right, whenever y'all get achance.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
Look up rule 34.
Baba yaga y'all think is later.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
Look it up at night chill before going in calling
I'm a whole grown ass chillbefore, chill before I go, chill
before I get.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Hard is my old habits , don't, don't, uh, uh, what is
it called?
All happens out hard, no, hard.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
No, but on the real.
Real, like in the aspect ofthreats, just because she's a
witch and she can do like, let'ssay, the spells and everything
work and all that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
She control time too.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Control time.
Bro, that's probably like aneight I was thinking about a
seven.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
I was thinking, yeah, about a seven, right there.
Because it's really as long asyou stay, really really, as long
as you stay, really as you stay.
As long as you're in your lane,as long as you exactly that's
mainly with a lot of witches, alot of witches you stay in your
lane.
There is that possibility of itcoming for you.
There is that possibility, butyou really got to piss it off or
something for it to come foryou.
You stay in your lane, you'regood, but if you start trouble

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on your hands, you gone, yougonna be gone really.
You gonna be tortured, tortured, eaten.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Now look at you, trapped inside a house with
chicken legs.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
Silly Silly.
Look at you, silly goose.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
Now look at you sucking off Bobby Yaga's toes.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Look at the life you took Long ass titties.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Look at Rule 34.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
I promise y'all, y'all but nah, yeah, that's why,
like I mean I don't, I'm nottrying to belittle it, or like
make less of the situation, butI mean, if it's a real thing out
here.
You know, the main thing thatgot me concerned is like that
you say people claiming thatthey'd seen it, seen like a hut

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or something.
To be fair, it could just be arandom hut, that was there the
whole time, but they hadn'tnoticed it.
That's happened.
I go by the same road I used togo by the same all the time,
and sometimes I see new housesI've never seen before because I
don't pay attention.
But with everything people cansay, they see it.
It could be fake, but all ittakes is that one time being

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real y'all, all it takes is onetime, one time be real, that's
all it takes.
it could be a hundred stories,just one of them being real, bro
.
It's, that's all it takes.
It could be a hundred stories,just one of them being real, bro
, that's all it takes.
For me, seven, I just feel likethat's a good spark.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
And the aspect of threat.
It could be like a 10.
Yeah, the aspect of threat Ifit's coming for you.
Yeah, if it's coming for you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
you fucked, You're fucked how.
I'll show you.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
Oh yeah, what they doing to me.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
Who tased me.
Like I'm on the phone, Like I'mtelling you chill out who read
my phone messages.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
If you fuck with her, you're going to get fucked.
Oh yeah, so what are you goingto do to me?
What you wearing, khakis?
How you going to put khakis,nah, khaki, with the hey dudes?

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Nah, bro, like Like you say, yeah, threat level.
If she come for you, you fuck.
No 10 Overall, it's just Seven.
I feel like Is a goodcautionary.
She can do something to you,you know, just stay in your lane
.
Stay in your lane, tasi.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Yeah, I agree with that.
Like we said before, it's notno La Bete de Givaudan.

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
It's not that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
It's not no Sasquatch , no Bigfoot, it's not hurling
perfect spirals at you, yeah.
It's just that's how I feel,like I mean, it's a good threat.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
It's a witch, I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
But only if you make it a threat.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Only if you make it a threat.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
There you go, but y'all let us know what y'all
think.
Y'all let us know if y'all haveany stories that might be
accounted to either witchencounters or Baba Yaga
encounters.
Or if you like what you saw onthat Rule 34, baba Yaga, let me
know.
By me, I mean follow me onInstagram on Yayo FYB.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
I'm going to get a bunch of long titties, the titty
, the long way, the long way,long way the long way, the long
way.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
But that's going to end our subject off.
Fear, fact or fiction, y'alllet us know what y'all think
Like.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
I said Y'all, let us know, let us know if y'all think
it's fear.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
If it's just fear that's put in your mind.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Or it's fact.
Oh, there you go Nice.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
If it's sorry, if it's fact or fiction, my fault
If it's actual, factual, or isit fiction, fiction, fiction,
fiction, fiction.
All right, that's going to leadus to our next subject.
My fault.
It's kind of late, my brain'shalfway asleep.
I feel like I'm not giving itmy all.
My fault, y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
my energy's not there I can kind of see it like the
way you're looking at me.
So another thing about no goingback to it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
All right, check this out.
So we got that.
We got that part two right.
Part two two-parter.
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
Our first part, first part they laughed at us, they
laughed at us.
That's my 13th reason all right.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
So today, like we said, we're going to give you
all about the organizations thatare.
They laughed at us, theylaughed at us.
That's my 13th reason.
All right.
So today, like we said, we'regoing to give you all about the
organizations that are found inthe back room, what they do, why
are they there?
Are they beneficial to us asback door, back room explorers,
sorry, or are they there just topester us?

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
We're going to talk about the monsters too, right
yeah.
The monsters too, right yeahyeah, the monsters okay okay,
you want to do the, uh, theorganizations first.
Yeah, let's do organizationsokay, okay this is just uh for
tom white, so I'm gonna give youjust a quick rundown.
Um, we got the roman up righthere.
Anti-entity agency aea.
It's a group consisting ofaround 120 people of unknown

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identity.
They refer to themselves as theanti-entity agency and believe
that they could destroy thecreatures lurking within the
back rooms forever.
The group was founded around1950 and dissolved in 1998.
It is unknown where the memberswent after the group dissolved,
but some theorize that theywere raided by the UBA.
So I'm just going to keep.

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That's another little part tothis.
So the aeg turned is.
The anti-entity group is amodern subgroup of the
anti-entity agency created withsimilar goals after former uh,
former dissolution.
Similar to the aea, the groupactually hunts and kills
entities in the back rooms.
The group has a total of 212members and holds a moderate

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amount of supplies, includingalmond water, which we covered
last time, and a large armory ofweapons.
Their members are very highlytrained, with most being
proficient at hand to handcombat and weapon handling.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
The AEG has remained largely controversial with their
notorious kill on sight policyfor entities, hunting down all
anomalous non-humans, dangerousor not damn motherfucker on site
tight shit right, all right,let me tell you one of the
organizations organizations I'veseen, the meg, the major
explorer group, the role.
The meg is also known as thebntg expungers.

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It's the largest and mostwell-known organization
dedicated to exploring,documenting and providing aid to
survivors within the back room.
So their operations theyestablish outposts and safe
zones across multiple levels.
They provide supplies such asfood, almond milk and survival
gear.
They document and categorizelevels, entities and anomalies,

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organize rescue missions forlost wanderers, conduct research
on the nature of the backroomand its physics.
Um, there's notable logs andexpeditions, such as expedition
log number seven documents uh,an attempt to map level seven,
an endless ocean, ocean and thestrange eldritch entities
residing there.
Uh, you got operation haven, amissing, a mission to establish

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a major safe zone on level one,which led to discovery of the
hidden corridors with unknownentities.
You also got Entity StudyReport number 82, details an
experiment on an entity known asHound Whisperers, revealing
that some entities can be tamedor manipulated.
Oh shit, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
That's pretty crazy stuff right there.
Yeah, I like that.
The one I had is thismotherfucker used to be killing
everything Low key shit.
Okay, that's pretty crazy stuffright there, bro.
Yeah, I like that.
The one I had is thismotherfucker used to be killing
everything, right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
Low-key, though before.
No, no, you good you good, Imean, that sounds like one I'd
be in right there.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
Probably like killing all the anomalies and
everything.
Right Rather than to like.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
Well, because some of these things, bro Right, bro
right, all right, if I can shoot, before even getting somewhere
close to me, I'll already shootman, um, okay, I'm gonna get the
other one.
So this one's called almondwater incorporated, also known
as almond water corporation.
It's named after the famousback rooms object which we
called last time come on classalmond water.

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The producer of almond watergoes with the name almond water
inc, but such company has notyet been found throughout the
back rooms.
Almond Water, as a symbolism ofall objects of the back rooms,
is used to metonymize all I'llbutcher that word all daily
necessities for the survivalwithin the back rooms.
The company later became thelargest supplier of Almond Water
.
So, yeah, so they still don'tknow how they're bringing it in,

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or they haven't found thecompany inside the back room,
but it's there.
They're somehow just iteratingthroughout all the back rooms,
all right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
I got the BNTG Backrooms Non-Terrestrial Trade
Group Okay.
So the BNTG is an economicfocus group that manages trade
and commerce within the backrooms, controlling the flow of
supplies such as food, weaponsand rare items.
They establish trade hubs andresource collection points on

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major safe levels.
Uh monopolize essentialsupplies like almond water.
Uh trade with both wanderersand other organizations,
sometimes exploits level wererare resources, leading the
tensions with the mag.
There's a couple of notableconflicts that the BNTG have
encountered, such as uh therewas a dispute between them and

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mag over hoarded supplies onlevel four.
Uh there was a black markettrade network uncovered within
level 6.1 where BNTG memberswere suspected of smuggling
dangerous and anomalous items.
Oh shit, this is pretty muchlike the trade group, oh, but
they got a whole black market inthat thing?
Yeah, like a whole black markettype thing oh shit, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:20:57):
That's pretty crazy.
Find some, find some hound legs, something in there, bro.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
So this one's ArchitectIndustries, often simply called
Architects, are a maintenanceand development organization
Dedicated to maintainingIndustrial production and
terraforming the backrooms,responsible for the renovation
Of numerous Locales Within thebackrooms, as well as managing

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the vast majority Of industrialproduction Within the dimension.
They hold great significanceWith the human civilization
Within the wake.
Origating as a splinter groupoff the meg and numbering in
around 12 000 personnel, theyare all well acclaimed for their
activities, famous for theirrenovation of level 154 and then
completing hundreds ofindustrial and construction

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projects per year.
So they just motherfuckers,just be out there, just working.
They really just be out thereworking the blue collar back
rooms, bro, holy shit, the bluecollars of the back rooms.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
I got this one.
It's called the Eyes of Argus,a secret and authoritarian
organization that enforces itsown form of law and order within
the back rooms.
It operates as a militantpolice force, targeting hostile
entities and dangerous humans,and enforces strict rules in
their controlled areas,punishing rule breakers harshly.

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Investigates the deepermysteries of the back rooms,
particularly the origins of itsexistence.
There are some notableincidents that they have
encountered, such as OperationRed Site, the execution of a
rogue wanderer who allegedlypossessed forbidden knowledge
about the true nature of thebackrooms, and also encountered
Report no 46, a battle with amassive colony of skin stealers

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in Level 11, ending in a neartotal wipeout of their task
force.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
Oh shit, they almost got instantly eradicated bro.
Damn.
So, speaking of secretive, sothis one's called back rooms
team cryptic or btc.
They're the most secretive andunknown group.
Team cryptic are known forexploring negative levels in the
void.
Team cryptic tasked toeliminate all entities and help
wanders to safety.
Uh, usually they usually putpapers with cryptic shapes to

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tell the danger level andthey're kind of saying that the
BTC and the Meg they kind ofhave the same morals.
Okay, that's what they'retrying to do All right, I got
this one.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
It's called the Lost.
It's a civilization of ancientWanderers who have adapted to
life in the back rooms overcenturies.
They live in isolated, hiddencities across multiple levels.
They hold vast knowledge aboutthe back rooms, supernatural
aspects, possess strange ritualsand abilities suggesting a
deeper connection to the backrooms.

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True origins, notable mysteries.
The myth of the first wandererssuggests the lost may predate
recorded human history.
They the calling a level 999, amysterious event where an
entire lost city vanishedwithout a trace oh shit um.

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
My last one was the mag oh was it?
Yeah, no, no, no you're okay,but yeah, that that's the final
one I have do you have any otherinformation that you could add
to it?
Yeah, I got some more, a littlebit more.
Okay.
So the MAG has a complex groupstructure consisting of a
variety of more or lessself-governing departments with
various teams under theirpurview.

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These departments include theDepartment of Exploration, which
handles exploration of levels,the Department of Research,
which handles the research anddocumentation of the backrooms,
which handles the research anddocumentation of the back rooms,
and the department ofcolonization, which handles the
creation and upkeep of colonies,and the department of defense,
which defends against entitiesand group and group hostiles to
the Meg.
It's a little sign of the Megaims to protect wanderers from

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entities, traps and other groupslike the insurrection, and they
also maintain the database andprovide advice to wanderers.

Speaker 2 (01:24:43):
This is my last organization one this well, I'm
sure there's like plenty moreorganizations oh yeah, this is
the last one I got.
I got the masked maidens, acult-like group devoted to
worshiping entities within theback rooms, believing them to be
divine beings.
So they conduct rituals toappease powerful entities.
They attempt to convert lostwanderers into their ranks.
Some members willinglysacrificed themselves to

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entities in exchange forblessing.
So some notable events thatoccurred within this unit or
this organization was the ritualof the red moon.
It was a mass summoning eventon level nine that resulted in
several deaths.
Another one was the discoveryof the silent church and hidden
sanctuary on level 232, used forentity worship.

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
Fuck my bad bro.
Sorry y'allall, it's late.
It's about to be 12 o'clock atnight.
It's a fucking late episode weare so sorry, but we're thugging
it out.
We're powering through right um, so we're going to the monster,
yeah let's let's go ahead andtalk about these creatures and
everything okay.
So first one, I got here.
Smilers are generally hostileand there have been many
confirmed signs of them that canbe identified by the central

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reflective eyes and teethgleaming in the dark.
The best way to escape a Smileris to keep eye contact.
Smilers tend to reside in darkareas on level two and three and
their base is known to be theSmiling Room.
The Smiler is attracted tolight and will chase anything
they see with the light, sodistracting it by throwing a
light source at it will be greatfor an escape.

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The entity will only start toattack if you panic and retreat,
if you make a loud noise.
If a loud noise is made, keepeye contact and move away slowly
to ensure your survival.
Using a smaller exterminator,which is an object well,
actually a plant uh will causethe entity to retreat or lose

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its sense for a long period oftime.
Smalls have a long uh, so thisis how they actually look.
So smalls have a long smilewith multiple sharp teeth and
have white glowing eyes.
It is unknown what else it hasfor its biology, though it is
rumored to have a physical bodywhich cannot be seen with the
human eye.
It is rumored that they havenon-human, alien-like bodies

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with arms and legs bent inunnatural ways.
But it is unconfirmed and theMeg is currently trying to
figure out more about itsbiology.

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
Damn, where you got quite a bit of stuff.
I really don't have that muchabout the freaking entities.
Oh it more about its biology.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
Damn, you got quite a bit of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
I really don't have that much about the freaking
entities.
Oh, that's all right, bro.
So I got the hounds.
So they're like humanoidcreatures with disfigured faces,
elongated limbs and blackrotting flesh.
Their behavior is they'reextremely aggressive, attacking
wanderers on site.
They move in packs that areknown for their sharp claws and
rabbit-like behavior.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Their weakness is is that they can be deterred with
fire or loud noises and thebefore the preferred place of
habit, the area you find themost level one, two and six,
because you could awfully findthem lurking in dark hallways or
abandoned rooms yeah, but Idon't want to get get cobber one
of them, basically a pack of,or like dog, dogs yeah whatever.

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Okay, so, okay.
So skin stillers.
They're more, uh, they're largehumanoid entities that can wear
the skin of their victims as adisguise.
They human flesh when in hungerstate and otherwise roam
aimlessly if they do not eat.
Their blood is translucent andit can mimic human speech.
They are most commonly found onthe first three levels, but

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have been seen in many otherlevels.
Skin-stealers are typicallydocile creatures and will wander
endlessly if they do not needto feed.
In this stage they will not behostile, unless you aggravate
them in a hunger state.
They will seek out humanswandering alone and will then
use their strength to tear themapart with their hands.
Skin they will seek out humanswandering alone and will then
use their strength to tear themapart with their hands.

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Skin sealers are tall, pale,yellow humanoids with sunken
white eyes.
Their outer layer is a fleshcovered with microscopic bumps,
similar to the suckers of anoctopus tentacle.
These stick to the skin that istorn off humans and push and
pull on it to make it fit Untilthe skin sealer looks identical
to a human.
It fit until the skin sealerlooks identical to a human.
These bumps also pump blood andnutrients into the skin to make

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it feel warm and alive, as wellas prevent decomposition.
In addition, it heals the skin,hiding any cuts that may
identify a real human.
After a period of around 24hours, the skin will be digested
through the surface of the skinstillers and the skin sealer
will enter a docile state.
They also have the ability tospeak, but they cannot
understand language.
It will repeat what it hears,often in varying languages, in

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order to lure and prey, but theycannot communicate.
Although, since a typical skinsealer rarely uses their voice,
this is not a good way to tellthem.
Apart from real humans.
The blood of a skin sealer iscompletely translucent, so a
good way to identify a skinsealer from a normal person is
by their blood.
Creepy ass, shit, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
They got the Ah bro Right, all right.
So I got this one.
It's called the Party Goers.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
Oh shit.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
So the appearance of these is they're like yellow
humanoid creatures withcartoonish exaggerated smiles.
Their bodies seem rubber-likeand they appear to be constantly
grinning.
So they lure wanderers intotraps by pretending to host
parties.
Those who fall victim aregruesomely converted into new
party-goers.
Their weakness is they're weakto fire and physically frail.

(01:30:00):
Their preferred area of habitatis Level Fun, which is a
deceptive childlike nightmare ohshit, that would.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
They would call my ass, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
They put some cumbion that and some chucky cheese I
am pulling the fuck up.

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
Um, so, okay, so death moths.
They are giant moths thatinhabit the back rooms.
While while male death mothsare mostly harmless, impossible,
even tameable, the female mothsare several times larger, they
can spit acid and are entirelyhostile.
Death moth, death moths, I'msorry.
Death moths are attracted tolight, so if you hear the

(01:30:41):
fluttering of wings nearby, makesure to put any light source
out.
Smaller death moths inhabitlevel two, level three, level 5,
but the larger and moredangerous ones only appear in
level 5, where their hive iscentralized and where the king
and queen are.
They have completely taken overthe level and are the only

(01:31:04):
things there besides themysterious beast.
Their death mods vary inhostility and biology depending
on the level they are found in.
Level 276, considered thesource of the death mods, is
where they are the deadliest andmost aggressive.
However, individual death modsof every level vary in danger.

(01:31:25):
The death mods are giant moths,although they do not share many
similarities similarities withthe normal moths.
The majority of their lifespan,birth and death are completely
unknown so that's all themonsters you have.

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
Uh, I have uh only got one more and that was the
howler.
Okay, but all the other onesyou caught, I mean not copy, we
had the same ones.
You had, uh, the smallest thesmallest, okay, okay and I also
had the skin stiller okay yeah,so I only got one more, which is
the howler I got three more,that's okay, okay, yeah did you

(01:31:57):
ever have any stories about,like people's experiences?

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
I didn't get to the story.
Do you want to give the storiesI'll give, like I'll just tell
the howlers real quick that wayyou can get that out the way.
And now I'll throw in a quickstory um.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
So the howler is a humanoid figure covered in
tattered robes, with massivegaping mouth replacing, uh, its
entire face.
Uh, their behavior is?
They seem to roam long hallways, emitting a deafening
supernatural scream that causeshallucination and paralysis.
Their weakness is they can beavoided by plunging onto, I mean
plugging one's ears or drowningout its sound.

(01:32:31):
The preferred habitat, I meanthe preferred levels of habitat
for them is levels with endlesshallways, such as level seven
and level nine.
That's, that's pretty much itfor now but I did want to give a
quick story about people's uhexperience with being stuck in
the matrix.
Okay, I'll let you do yours,like your monsters, and I'll end
up with the.

(01:32:51):
Okay you want me to go throughall the let me see and I'll wrap
it up with this.
Uh, okay, I'm gonna give aquick death rats.

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
One.
Actually.
Let me get my final one becauseI actually like my uh.
Um, where is it?
Where is it?
My bad?
My bad, because this oneevolves, okay, okay, anethicus
are highly malevolent andabundant entities Found
throughout the backrooms.
They are to be avoided at allcosts, due to their notable

(01:33:18):
agility and mindless hunger forthe lives of wanderers.
While they may be found Inalmost all of the backrooms,
they deeply prefer levels ingreat proximity to level zero
and especially prefer levelthree.
Uh, they have been found allthe way down to level one.
They barely make any noise whenmoving and it's the best you
don't let them notice you bybeing very attentive in the

(01:33:38):
levels they are most prominentin.
So they have hunchbacks and aretypically nine feet tall.
Along with their hunchbacks,they appear to have controlled
necks and pose in unnatural wayslike a contortionist.
Anethicas are made of shadowymist With enough density to make
one unable to see the otherside.

(01:33:59):
This aura of mist they are madeof can extend outwards,
darkening the surroundingenvironment it resides in.
Sometimes they show their pairof luminescent eyes, but most of
the time it is hidden.
But they can still very muchsee you.
Anethekas will wander the landwhere they are endlessly until
it spots or hears the presenceof a wanderer.
Briefly, stark is wandering andsometimes shows bright white

(01:34:22):
eyes getting closer and closerfor every time the wanderer
looks back at it.
This pursuant state is verybrief and the anetheca will
usually enter the state of uhattack immediately.
So it will usually use bluntforce, trauma and telep
telepathy to try and manipulatewanderers uh to send them into
the scent of insanity, wheretheir pain and insanity will

(01:34:44):
feed them the energy that desireso much.
You should always run as fast asyou can when encountering an
Ethica and ignore its telepathicmessages Completely, disregard
them.
Imagine them.
They don't have a voice.
So they actually got a secondform.
So after they feed and they getfull or not, they turn into the
Goliaths and Ethicas.

(01:35:04):
They're much more ravenous anddangerous variant of the regular
Anethica, being its evolvedvariant.
Its gaze alone can inducefatigue in some Wanderers and
their telepathic voices are farmore powerful and truest than
that of their uninvolvedcounterparts.
They're capable of far moreefficient life energy siphoning
and are physically distorted,new limbs being formed and

(01:35:26):
extended the neck.
Everything, everything abouttheir previous appearance, has
been lost.
So the other thing is, whenthey evolve In different
locations it's, it's like Eevee.
They're like Eevees.
Depending on what level theyevolve and the condition of the
level it will determine how theylook or like what they turn.
So they got uh.

(01:35:46):
They got they can, they canturn into uh.
Another variant of the goliathanethica is uh, it looks like a
distorted catfish or lamprey.
Um, they can also patrol openfields and involve uh, evolve
with the muffler howling sound.
It can also turn like uh into aflying, into a flying version

(01:36:07):
as well that thing first to tell.
As hell, bro, oh yeah, they gotlike so many different uh, uh,
variations, whatnot?

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
so this is a story that I found it's not actual,
like factual story is more likea creepypasta kind of story.
I think about the back rooms orlike being able to like talk
about a time where they caughtthemselves in a glitch of the
matrix okay so this is marcus.
Marcus has been, had always been, skeptical of the idea that

(01:36:35):
reality wasn't what it seemed.
He worked a mundanenine-to-five job and marketing
firm in chicago, took the sametrain every morning and followed
the same routine day after day.
But one particular thursdayshattered the sense of normality
.
Normalcy, normalcy.
That morning, as he steppedonto the train, he noticed
something strange.
Sitting by the window is hisusual seat was himself Marcus

(01:36:58):
froze.
The man in the seat wasidentical to him Same suit, same
tie, same distance, the stinkscar on his left eyebrow from a
childhood accident.
But the doppelganger didn'treact.
Instead, he simply stared outthe window, lost in thought.
Marcus felt an overwhelmingsense of nausea, as the universe
itself had hiccuped.
He quickly found another seatand just tried to shake the

(01:37:19):
feeling.
Maybe I'm just overtired.
The train ride continued asusual, but the second marker
never moved.
Tired, the train ride continuedas usual, but the second
markers never moved.
As the next stop, he continued.
He remained seated while thereal marcus stood ready to leave
.
But as he stepped out of thetrain he turned for one last
glance, and that's when hisstomach dropped.
The other marcus was gone.
That seemed, was the seat wasempty, as if he had never been

(01:37:41):
there.
Marcus looked around but no oneseemed to have noticed anything.
Had he imagined it?
Trying to rationalize it, heheaded to the office still
unsettled, but the unease grewinto puritaria when he arrived
at his cruise, I mean hiscubicle.
His co-worker, sarah, turned tohim with wide eyes marcus, were
you just here?
I swear I just saw you in fiveminutes ago into the and go to

(01:38:03):
the bathroom.
His blood ran cold.
He couldn't.
He, he hadn't been in theoffice yet Shaken.
Marcus headed hurried to thebreak room.
It was half empty, I mean, itwas empty, but on the counter
sat a half-empty coffee cup,still warm to the touch.
The name on the cup was his own, fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
That's pretty crazy.
Well, I'm not kidding, Icouldn't.

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
That's like a doppelganger type of right type
of um event nah, but fuck thatbro that's some pretty crazy
stuff right there, bro my phone.
I was starting to struggle atthe end.

Speaker 1 (01:38:36):
No, I was showing it too, but I'm struggling to stay
away.

Speaker 2 (01:38:39):
We're about to end this episode.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
Now, bro, it's just late, my phone no, you, you're
all right, bro, bro Sorrylisteners.

Speaker 2 (01:38:44):
Sorry to everybody, this is going to be a somewhat
short episode.
We're sorry.
We couldn't really go too deepinto details.
We're kind of tired.
There's no excuse but it isfreaking late.
It is 12 o'clock.
Y'all just got off work.
We worked all day.
We fucking exhausted.
But big shout-outs to everybodythat keeps listening to us, you

(01:39:05):
know.
Thank you for tuning in to allthe recurrent listeners.
Thank you for listening.
Thank you to anyone whoactually gets this far in the
episodes.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
Thank you for listening.

Speaker 2 (01:39:14):
Thank you for looking this up.
On Tik TOK, thanks forfollowing us on Instagram, on
YouTube and Tik TOK.
Like I said, if y'all want tofind us and see the stuff that
we do post, you can find us onInstagram at Cosmic Cove.
That's K-O-S-M-I-C spaceC-O-V-E or underscore C-O-V-E.
On YouTube, it's K-O-S-M-I-Cspace C-O-V-E.

(01:39:37):
On TikTok, it's K-O-S-M-I-C,underscore C-O-v-e.
So y'all be sure to like,subscribe, follow us.
Comment on the videos on tiktok.
Comment on youtube.
I know I haven't got thevisuals up for the youtube
lately but, like I said, I'mworking on it.
I've been slacking.
I'm gonna get to it, I promise.
I'm sorry, y'all please give mesome time.

(01:39:58):
Um, yeah, that's pretty much it.
Like I said, uh, uh, pleaseshare the podcast to like your
friends and family, like itmeans so much to us.
You know y'all can call me abeggar, I don't care.
Y'all call me whatever.
I'm just trying to get theepisodes and podcasts out there
for people to enjoy.
You know, we're just trying tofind, uh, the people who do

(01:40:30):
enjoy this stuff and to us talk,you know, because we'd like to
have a nice enjoy the content,whatnot, yeah, yeah, we'd like
to, we'd like to build a nicelittle community so we can all
hang out, talk and stuff likethat.
Um.
So, yeah, you know, it mean alot of y'all share, share,
follow us and everything youknow, or send us in your
questions about stuff that youwant answers to or stuff that
you want us to talk about youknow it helps out the show a
whole lot and uh yeahthat's pretty much it.
Oh, before, uh, let me give myshout out.
Shout out to everybody, like Isaid, who's listening.

(01:40:51):
Thank you to all the newlisteners.
Thank you to the recurringlisteners.
Shout out to my girlfriend fortrying to catch up on the new
podcast.
Uh.
Shout out to my cousin, pepe,for always listening and then
calling me later that afternoonto dissect the episode a little
bit, maybe talk about a couplethings, and then he gives me
some of his stories and stufflike that which I find pretty
cool.

Speaker 1 (01:41:11):
Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
But hopefully sometime in the near future
we're going to have guests again.
I'm not too sure of the guests.
When we do have guests, if theepisode structure is going to be
the same might be a little bitdifferent than which I used to,
but, um, hopefully it's stillentertaining for y'all
nonetheless.
You know, it's just that if wedo have guests, oh we haven't,
we haven't told them, though.

Speaker 1 (01:41:38):
I got a house now.

Speaker 2 (01:41:38):
We got space now yeah , yeah, it has a place y'all.
So you know.
Big ups to yaya, oh shit, I hasa place y'all.
So big ups to Yayo, oh shit.

Speaker 1 (01:41:45):
Big ups.
I had a place before I got abetter place.
I wasn't homeless before.

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
No, yeah, yeah, yeah, he went out of his previous
place but his new place.
Shout out to Yayo.
It was somewhat I wouldn't saytough.
It was a really timelysituation where time was up to
essence.

Speaker 1 (01:42:04):
Yeah, it wasn't tough .

Speaker 2 (01:42:07):
It wasn't tough, it wasn't tough, it was just tough.
Yeah, it was all about timejust like waiting.

Speaker 1 (01:42:11):
She was crazy, she was crazy right, but it's still
cool nonetheless.

Speaker 2 (01:42:14):
So now, yeah, it was literally right down the street
from me well, a couple streetsbut um, yeah, so soon enough
we're gonna have guests on hereagain.
Like I said, when we do havethe guests, the episode is going
to be structured a littledifferently.
It's because we don't want theguests to, like, have to do
research, like we have.
Yeah, exactly so it's going tobe more like chilled laid-back
episodes you're going to hear ustalk about, like uh, memories.

(01:42:36):
You're going to get to learnwho the guests are.

Speaker 1 (01:42:38):
You're going to hear about just a bunch of bullshit
just a bunch of people lined uplike not lined up, people just
hanging out, just hanging out.

Speaker 2 (01:42:45):
Yeah it'd probably be like two episodes.
So we'll probably do like maybetwo, two, two guest episodes a
month, or maybe like one episodewith the guest a month,
something like that, yeah, justto change it up a little bit, so
it's not always constantly thesame thing but we'll see.
We'll see how it goes.
Like I said, we got.
We got that in the works.
We got a couple people lined upalready.
I'm'm pretty excited about it.

(01:43:05):
Yeah, that's pretty much it,though.
That's it for my part.

Speaker 1 (01:43:09):
Yeah, I was going to give a shout-out to Sammy for
always listening and Jerooneyand just shout-out to my family
for always being there one night.
Yeah, that's it for my end.

Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
So I guess that's going to end this episode before
I fall asleep, I was fallingasleep just a while ago.
I'm over here like fuck right.
Like I said.
Y'all forgive me, I'm sorry,I'm only human.
I was about to say we onlyhuman, the only fucking human,
but we got y'all.

Speaker 1 (01:43:36):
Next episode I promise, so catch on the next
one, peace.

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