EP 45- The Baggage of Bad Energy: Tales From the Kosmic Cove

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, you think darkness is your ally.
You merely adopted the dark.
I was born in it, molded by it,I see death.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Welcome Costa Cove family.
It's your co-host, yayo, withmy boy, reverence.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
That's right, it's your boy, reverante.
Ah, ah, ah, ah Ah.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I couldn't think of a song to sing a good intro
always is an improvised intro isalways a good intro right, I'll
be trying to think on the spot,bro.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I don't know how the fuck people do it bro ain't no
point.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
You think of the spot , because think about it.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
If you think of the spot, then you were thinking,
then you were thinking ahead,Then you were thinking go ahead,
go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
That's all y'all needed.
Really.
We'll catch y'all next week andwas that thing on the spot.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
No, because we already thought of that ahead,
because that's the past, becausewhen they listen to this, it's
already past.
So we was ahead of them.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
So did they hurt us?
All I know is you see that memewith the cat.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
It's like you see that one where the cat starts
spitting, but I see this girldoing so perfectly.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
I've been trying to do it ever since.
What it do?
Cosmic Cole family.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Longer wait an episode no you're alright, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Finally, finally, this is we a little late, 're a
little late, we're a little late.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
This is Better late than never.
We had too much going on.
We got way too much going on.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Just a little bit, just a smidge, but we're here
now.
All right, we're here, we'rehere.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
That's all that matters, as long as we get our
weekly upload in that I know howy'all message us on Cosmic Cove
Talking about more At KOSMICunderscore C-O-V-E.
On Instagram and on TikTok andon YouTube, I know y'all message
us saying where's the video?
Where's the next episode?
Look the videos.
Y'all going to have to fuckingwait.
I'm sorry, y'all, I'm sorry,please, please, forgive me,

(02:19):
mister, please the videos.
I know I've been slacking.
Like I said, I'm gonna get tohim y'all my fault, my fault, my
fault g.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Just just wait on, just wait on gotta, gotta be
patient, that's.
That's a virtue, really.
You gotta be virtuous to listen, to get the videos all right,
y'all got.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Y'all don't be telling me that y'all want them.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Y'all just message me saying that uh talking about
saying your feet pics, fuckingweirdo.
You know who you are.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Stop telling us y'all were on our feed pics.
Fuck, what the fuck were wetalking about?
About the video, because hestarted going into it.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
That's the thing about thinking on the spot.
See when you think on the spot,I feel something.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Who about to make me go sidetrack?
I can't even think right now.
Is this pollen, bro, bro, brobro.
This is fucking atrocious.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
But oh my god, brother poll is atrocious bro
y'all pray for us in northcarolina I didn't even think
about it till, like, till I wentout and like you can start.
Well, I don't know about you, Idon't know how your allergies
be, but my allergies.
I start feeling it on my eyes.
They start feeling like it hassomething over them.
It's just I'm feeling likethick.
I don't know if that makessense.
My eyes start feeling thick andthey're like, like puffy.

(03:25):
But then I'll be looking, I'llbe looking.
And sometimes they don't be red, but they just feel like weird.
Oh, you know, when you get Soapin your eyes, that's what,
that's what they feel like.
And then Right now I ain'tdoing it, but if not, then my
ears start itching.
Oh, yeah, and then like how doI scratch my ears?
You got to scratch it with yourthumb from inside, like that.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Oh, Like that, I just like I be like that Attics bro.
Well, you can pop it like that,Just crack it like that.
No, I be itching my ears likethat somehow, Like I just be
moving my jaw around like awhole attic bro we get it.
They're like yeah there, onthat, on that, zerti Bro, how
you, you just gotta be in thefield.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
I'm over here Somebody about to add this it's
gonna be crazy.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
We're about to get locked up.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
They got the whole.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
They got the whole thing right here, we're about to
get clipped yeah you're notuploading that video.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Clip it.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
AI, clip it.
How you been, bro, how you been.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Been good?
Nothing, nothing.
Ai Clip it how you been, bro,how you been Been good.
Nothing too crazy, really, no,just literally nothing.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
You're not going to tell them about the highway
speed chase.
All right, so I was there.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
I didn't want to bring this up.
My lawyers told me not to.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Oh wait, I forgot about that.
Did you ever get that situated?
Yeah, oh, you didn't.
Yeah, oh, okay, you didn't haveto.
Yeah, I didn't have to go.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Y'all missed the whole.
Y'all missed the whole, thewhole trial.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
The whole trial.
Y'all missed it, y'all FIBVersus the state of North
Carolina.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
So no, no, it was Virginia State of State of
Virginia no state of.
Virginia, Look, they tried,they tried to get y'all boy.
They tried to get him.
They were talking about 25 tolife Minimum.
That lawyer dude from that oneanime popped in animated
dismissed the case freed me,Told the judge.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
was you there, my honor?
Was you there, honor, yourhonor?
You wasn't there, so he wasn'tspeeding.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
He hit the legendary.
He not yet to say huh.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
And the lawyer said and I'm out One by default.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Your Honor, you heard him.
He said huh, your Honor, settledown, settle down.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Case dismissed Court.
What is it?
Court is adjourned or somebullshit like that.
Right, some bullshit like that.
One thing I can't stand aboutlike Virginia stuff, like how
they say like highway speed isis like monitored through
aircraft or some shit like thatI seen a dude get blown up by uh
by a raptor one time, bro, f-35raptor.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Bro came in fucking gnarled at minivan he's speeding
again fucking see the fuck yougotta move on, bro.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
It's life, it's part of virginia life, bro, you just
fuck it don't be driving invirginia.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Don't be driving.
You can't hit with thehigh-explosive rim, casually
driving.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
This is why I don't do groceries no more.
This is why I get here all doordashed.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
This is why I Uber no more.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
No, but you didn't have nothing crazy happening.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
No, nothing crazy.
I'm trying to think I'm busy,that's about it, but it's.
It's really not nothinginteresting, nothing uh,
captivating or anything likethat.
It's just been just regular,just regular adult shit.
Really just gotta do this,gotta do that.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Don't forget for anybody that is listening.
Yayo fyb is hosting his ownbachelorette so if anybody wants
to, uh wants a shot at lovewith yayo FYB, don't forget the
message on Instagram at Yayo FYByeah, never mind Breaking news,
this just came in.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Breaking news.
This just came in.
I am now officially well, notofficially yet.
Not officially because it's notin my house yet.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Oh shit, that's right .

Speaker 2 (06:57):
I'm going to plant that.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
He's a plant dad that shit is so crazy, that shit is
so crazy.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
So, ladies, don't forget, he's a whole package.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
He comes with two chihuahuas.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
He got his plays you know, he got couches, hey, hey a
couple days ago on your madcouch we was down to my dick and
balls.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Everybody want to have their own shit.
I had two fives and three ones.
We still turn.
We still turn up.
Don't forget he's a wholepackage.
So if y'all want a shot at lovewith Y'all UFRB, don't forget
the message Whole package withhalf a package.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
If you know what I'm saying, it's cold.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
It's cold even all the way fully springtime yet,
but nah, let's go ahead and getinto the subject then.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Oh you had nothing.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Oh shit, no, who forgot?
I forgot bro.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Who forgot?
Who thought?
Who thought this was aninterview.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Nah, I ain't have nothing crazy.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
You ain't have nothing crazy.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
We went to a flea market.
We really didn't see too muchthere.
It was pretty nice, though,being able to walk and
everything.
Um, what else do we, do we?
Uh, that's pretty much it, brojust family shit.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
That's good, though.
That's good, though that's good.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
I like it, yeah, yeah , it's like you have the busy
life of like working, blah, blah, blah, getting your shit done.
Then you finally get to relaxand spend time with your family
you can't beat that, bro.
You really can't, you reallycan't no, that's just beautiful
that.
That was it, though we didn'treally do much, we just spent
time together.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Well, that's good, though.
At least y'all had shit.
That shit be so stressfulthough sometimes bro no cap bro
At least y'all was just easywith it.
That shit not always sunshineand rain, sometimes rain a
little bit.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Sometimes it rain a little too much.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Sometimes that wind be blowing a little, take a tree
out the yard and shit bro, theythem terrible.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Twos bro, oh my gosh.
But she going though, bro,she's going so fast, she's
growing up so fast, but fuck bro, she is a handful, it's like.
It's like you have themwonderful, peaceful good moments
, right some moments.
10 minutes later, everybody'sscreaming no, no, it's just like
everybody's on edge,everybody's irritated, all
patience gone out the window.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
But it all comes back together.
Yeah, but it all comes backtogether when she finally sleeps
like a little angel.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
And you're sitting there like we did good.
We did good.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Look at that, that's immutable, that's immutable.
Oh shit we survived.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
We survived today, same.
Oh shit, we survived.
We survived today, same timetomorrow.
Don't be late, no, but it ispretty cool.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
I like it.
That's nice.
That's nice.
I'm glad for you, bro.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
But yeah, that was pretty much it though, bro, we
didn't really do too much though.
Okay, All right, you going tolet them know what the topics
are today.
I'll let y'all know one out ofthree so far one out of three,
and that just so happens to bethe first.
I mean the first one it's crazyhow that works.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
It's crazy how that works, bro.
So alright, so first one, I'll.
No, I'm just playing.
So first one is Curse Itemsnice, simple, but it'll be on a
list of just some fucked up shit, really right just fucked up.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
So the first item that I have on my thing, Mia
Khalifa's Lost Collection.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Who said that's cars?
No, I pay good money for it.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Now, you want to go first or you want me to go first
.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Oh, however you feel, bro.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
I'm feeling a little crazy right now.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
You feeling a little crazy?
All right, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
I feel like you might have this one, Okay go ahead
the divot box.
I got that one.
I feel like you might have thisone.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Okay, go ahead.
The divot box.
I got that one.
Oh, do you?
Yeah, go ahead, though.
Go ahead, because maybe I gotone that you Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
I already saw your notes, bro.
I already know what the secondone is that you have.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Go ahead bro.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
The Busby Stoop chair .
Damn Ain't no way.
I already know what your thirdone is around the two dogs.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Who didn't want to cover the two dogs?
Nah, I ain't covering thebitches either, Nah.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
I'm good.
I ain't want to cover the dogseither.
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I was like maybe I can cover the dogs.
I was like maybe he'll do it,but I'm not doing it.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
I was hoping you was going to do it.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Uh-uh, I like to sleep at night.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Nah, bro, fuck that shit, fuck that.
No, I used to be obsessed withthat, oh, with the doll.
It was one of the dolls and Iwas obsessed with it.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I mean, I was obsessed with them too.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Like I'd, watch YouTube videos.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Bro same.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
I even went to a point where I started watching
like the shit where people go tolike About the two, right About
Good good you.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Talking about that one, the one with the Say the
name Nah you good.
Nah, that's the one.
That's the one.
Then I already know the one yougot to ask a picture for.
Yeah, yeah, I ain't doing.
Nah you good.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
They be saying crazy stuff behind my head, you good.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
I ain't trying to have it at that.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Hell got a new hell and everything right, right,
y'all good y'all good, y'allgood, no, all right so this okay
, so we okay.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
So I'm pretty sure we got the same thing.
Go ahead, bro, you good, wenton google.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
What scary shit.
I was like, yeah, I ain't doingthese.
I know y'aya got them.
Though I ain't going to bestingy, I'm going to let him get
those.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Man.
I said he probably going to getthe time.
I'm going to go ahead andscroll down a little bit.
He got that.
I let his research be easy.
Until he up.
The same way for the whole time.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
His research is going to be easy.
I let him get those.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
You know he's been working hard.
I'll give him a break.
There's plenty of informationon these four, these bottom ones
, though I'll do the research.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Who be thinking just like me, that really my twin,
that really twin right there.
Right, all right.
So this is the Divot box.
You know I ain't want Y'allhaving to worry about Covering
this boring stuff.
I'll take the boring one, youknow.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Go ahead, bro, alright, so the.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
What the divot box?
What is the divot box?
I?

Speaker 2 (13:00):
may ask.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Good question, you asked Y'all.
It's a small Wooden winecabinet that allegedly contains
a dibbick.
What's a?
What's a dibbick, you ask?
Well, a dibbick is a maliciousspirit from jewish folklore,
silly goose.
What are dibbicks supposed tobe?
They're believed to be restlesssouls that refuse to pass on,

(13:21):
often possessing the living.
What's the box?
I'm going to do that.
The whole episode what's thebox?
You ask the box is infamousbecause when eBay listing what's
his name?

Speaker 2 (13:37):
What's his name?
I'm a little clairvoyant rightnow.
I'm getting the image.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
I'm getting the name warrior right now I'm getting
the image I'm getting.
The name was his name kevin.
I'm getting a k kevin, kevin.
All right.
So the box became infamous whenan ebay listing in 2003 detailed

(14:04):
its horrific effects onhorrifying effects on multiple
owners.
The box itself is simplelooking wooden with carved
Hebrew inscriptions inside, butits history is anything but
ordinary.
Interesting so the origin andits first victims.
According to the eBay listingby Kevin no way, no, it's almost

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like you knew.
Kevin manis could not guessthat an antique shop owner the
box was originally owned by ajewish holocaust survivor who
claimed it was cursed and shouldnever be opened.
When manis acquired it at anestate sale, he decided to open
it and all hell broke loose.
Dun dun dun.
Inside the box he found twolocks of hair one blonde, one

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brown tied with string, a goblet, a small granite slab engraved
with Hebrew writing, a driedrosebud, a candle holder.
As soon as he brought the boxhome, strange occurrences began.
There was um shadows lurking inthe inside, like there was
shadows lurking in the inside,like, like he could see shadows
from his periphery vision incase you.

(15:10):
He said he got like.
Smells of like like ammonia orsomething, yeah, jasmine, and
like cat, cat urine.
So, jasmine, you fucking stink.
If your name is jasmine, youfucking stink.
It smell like jasmine in thisbitch there's no, piss, yourself
again everybody all jasminestink.

(15:33):
No, I'm just joking y'all, it'sall jokes.
But it said it smelled likejasmine or like cat urine and
then like the smell came likeevery now and then, like it'd be
off and on type of thing.
The crazy thing.
Another thing that happened washis mother suffered a stroke
hours after receiving the box asa gift.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Oh fuck.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
So I guess he gifted it to his mother, I think.
I don't know that's crazy.
He's like here you go, you canhave this box.
She said thank you,motherfucker.
Really, that is the most whenit's your time.
It's your time, it's hauntingme, here you go.
So every night he hadnightmares of an old hag
attacking him, light bulbsexploded, furniture moved on its

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own and strange whispers filledhis house.
So the cursed eBay chain so manis terrified Tried selling the
box.
Every new owner experiencedsimilar hauntings.
One owner saw a shadow ofpeople crawling on their walls,

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another suffered sudden hairloss damn people had like severe
nightmares and illnesses.
They said a university studentwho bought it became seriously
ill and later committed suicide.
Dang, I didn't even know aboutthat one the finer.
The final known owner is zach,how you say it's that?

Speaker 2 (16:58):
exact baggins, yeah, or baggins.
I say baggins, but I think it'sbaggins oh is it.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Baggins acquired the Dybbuk box and is now in his
haunted museum in Las Vegas.
When rapper Post Malone touchedthe box in 2018, he was
involved in a near fatal planeemergency, a car accident and a
home burglary all within a month.
That's for the people thatbelieve Y'all want to fuck
around.
Touch that thing by all meanswhat's up.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Y'all Call it quits, call it what you will, but I
ain't messing with that shit.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
All within a month, bro.
All within a month.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Hell no After years of doing good.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Why you going to fuck up your street.
Can't be doing that, can't bedoing that, don't be touching
shit.
Some believe the or evenfabricated, but visitors to the
museum still report fainting,feeling dread or hearing
whispers near the box.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
If you don't believe it, go touch it.
If you don't believe it, gotouch it and record it.
And record it Live stream thatshit.
Go touch it, show proof thaty'all touched it.
So I got the Koyinur Diamond.
Ain't no way, ain't no way hereally taking all mine.
Ain't no way I went to thebottom of my list.
Wait, what's?

Speaker 1 (18:06):
it called.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Call it Nur Diamond.
Is that the Hope Diamond?

Speaker 1 (18:09):
No, no no, oh, okay, okay, it's all right, I'll let
that one for you Wait why isthere a bunch?

Speaker 2 (18:14):
of diamonds.
There's a couple of diamonds.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Right, I got the All right go.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
So this is a 186 carat diamond.
It is said to be cursed Withfull warning that he who owns
this diamond Will own the world,but will also know all its
misfortunes.
Only God or woman can wear itwith impunity.
So Ko-i-nur means Mountain oflight, very fitting.
It's a big ass diamond, veryfitting, passing through the

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hands of various rulers andempires, including the Mughals,
persians and the Sikhs, beforebeing acquired by the British in
1849.
The diamond is believed to haveoriginated in the Golgonda
mines in India, possibly asearly as the 13th century.
The diamond eventually cameinto possession of the Mughal

(19:03):
emperors, with Emperor ShahJahan incorporating it into his
peacock throne.
In the 18th century, followingthe invasion of Nair Shah, the
ruler of Persia, the diamond wastransported to Iran, where it
received its name Goynur.
Throughout history, the jamtraded hands among various Hindu
, mongolian, persian, afghan andSikh rulers, who fought bitter

(19:24):
and bloody conflicts to own it.
Every prince who was inpossession of the diamond will
ultimately lose his power, ifnot his life.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
All of them gone, all of them.
So finally, the Nour, goli Nourbecame part of British crown
jewels and is now a centerpieceof the crown jewels at the Tower
of London.
Oh damn, they have it, but withthat one they didn't say
anything about voice or anythinglike that, Just literally
everybody there held it, grabbedit, they all died.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Oh okay, literally everybody Imagine they're like,
yeah, we want that, but getsomebody to put it right there
in the center Bro they had astory about that.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
The dude died.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Oh for.
Like you touch it Like you dead.
Yeah, I do it.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
You gotta have those you gotta have those as a king,
you gotta have them.
You gotta have someone To Totaste your soup.
Make sure it's not Poison.
And then somebody Touch yourdiamonds and make sure it's not
cursed.
Right, it's a.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
It's a noble sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Would you ever own A curseditem?
I think we talked about thisbefore, remember we talked about
the.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Did we talk about the curse buying?
Cursed items was the other onewe did I think we just touched
on it, though now we did a wholesegment, we did, we did a whole
segment oh shit, um, because Iremember you said you would, you
would never do something likethat, like buy a cursed item for
me.
It occurs on.
I see it just like the ouijaboard.
It's just another.
How would I say?
It's another?
Uh, gateway, gateway, there yougo.
I was thinking about points,something like that.

(20:45):
Yeah, I was thinking aboutspawn point.
Yeah, it's another gateway,just for you, and stuff like
that.
Are they going good or not?
I ain't even trying to fuckwith that.
Back then I wouldn't even thinkof really, nah, I would think
of one Ouija board.
Nah, I don't be doing that shit.
But now, nah, I can't be doingit.
That shit Can't do it, bro.
Now with the cactus, the dogs.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Alright say, say Alright say you bought Like a
cursed item.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Without knowing, without knowing Okay.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Demon comes up to you , comes up to you.
I'm gonna take your soul,unless you, under one condition
I won't Me how you gonna take mysoul, though.
I'm a suck you gonna suck.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
What Nah the the demon's like If you beat me on a
?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
two, I'm a suck, you a suck, what?
No, the demon's like.
If you beat me on a two-on-twoin basketball, I'll let you keep
your soul.
Who you having as your teammate?

Speaker 2 (21:32):
You already know Julian Newman.
Julian Newman, damn it.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
He's like you got picked.
Yeah, go ahead.
Go ahead and say my soul, Takeboth our souls ahead.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Hey, go ahead, bro.
You just go ahead and say mysoul, take both our souls, bro.
Take both our souls, bro, justgo.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Brick, my father.
I wanted to find a way.
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
You got me on that one.
No, you got me on that one.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Literally.
Might as well be a 1v2, bro.
Might as well.
I'll take both of them, bro.
I'll take the Wait.
Who the devil gonna have,though?
Huh, who the devil gonna have?

Speaker 1 (22:11):
No, it's not the devil, it's just like regular.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Oh, I mean a demon, but who the demon gonna have?
The devil, the devil.
He got the whole.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
He got the whole and one on.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
I can see it, bro.
I can see him having the theShaq, the Shaq wear bro.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
What was it called the whole?

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Shaq wear what was it called Jump End, one End, one
Right.
Oh, it was that one Right.
Yeah, the Shaq, the Shaq.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
I think so.
That's the one from Walmart, Iremember.
I think so.
He's got those shoes bro.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Swear to God, those shoes made me, those really made
my basketball career.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
All them Kobe shoes, them KDs, just to be getting
them air balls, milbury, withthe damn shacks on bro.
Watch the fuck out, watch thefuck out bro Missing airy free
throws.
But we in the game, though wein the game.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
I'm pressure on the field.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
I'm pressure on the court.
My fault, my fault, that'sright, I does sports.
Somebody give this man a racket, damn bro.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
But so you said you wouldn't buy nothing, then you
wouldn't own it.
I want, I want to own nothing,but I mean I've said it before
I've I've came in contact withstuff that was already like, uh,
that has an attachment to it.
Um, without my knowledge, orlike without my family's
knowledge, um, I think I said itbefore here um, when my sister
picked up a little toy off fromthis, uh, uh, we had to go throw
trash away and she picked up,uh, she went with my mom and she

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picked up a little little toy,didn't tell my mom, put it in
her pocket.
She came back inside the houseand our dog started attacking
her.
Well, we thought at first itwas attacking her, but now I
looked at it and he wasn'treally attacking her.
He was just attacking, like,that pocket.
So I was like, what do you?
Got there and she was like,obviously she was crying.
She was like, oh, I got this.
And she pulled it out.
It was a little toy.

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Give me that.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
That's mine.
What are you doing with thatWhole commercial?
What do you got there?
Nothing.
Pull out as a joint.
You know you're not Supposed tobe doing this.
This stuff is bad For yourbrain.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
And then it cuts to the, to the girl that's just
Melting on the couch.
Oh yeah, alright, bro.
Those commercials made me Donothing but Want to do it.
Bro, that did not work.
Look at us taking dare.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Just ended up doing drugs.
Looking, dare you should havenever told me what it was I
would have never done it Takingdare.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Now the kids are daring me to do it.
So I took it out and the doginstantly went towards it.
Bro, I threw it out.
It calmed down, but themotherfucker was acting
aggressive Like he'd never beenaggressive towards anybody at
the house Not.
Poncho, bro, poncho.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Was it Poncho?

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Yeah, it was Poncho oh shit and then never been
aggressive, especially to mysisters.
And then it was crazy, I neverseen that like firsthand.
And then I got a story.
I ain't going to tell it rightnow, but I've had a story of
someone giving me a cursed item,whole whole story.
The morning story.
Oh shit, that's right, that's,that's for another day.

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That's for another day.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Right, that's for another day.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yeah, bro.
So, like I said, I've that waswhen I was little, but I seen
stuff and stuff like that whenit's, it could be like furniture
, it could be anything really.
It just blends in with yourenvironment unless you know what
you're looking for or like youcan break down like what you've
done.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
You gotta zone in.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Sometimes you really just gotta sit in your room and
collect your chi no cap, no cap,you just really gotta feel for
that, we'll be humming.
I see it right there, boom, thething behind you, but no, I
couldn't, I couldn't, uh, Icouldn't mess with that, not,
not willingly, willingly, but ifI don't want to ask it, I know,

(25:52):
like what to do to get it outout the house and whatnot just
throw salt everywhere, justthrow something, get out fucking
throw it out all right.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
So this one's called the bisbee stoop chair.
The bisbee stoop chair, I think, the murderous seat.
What is it you may ask?
It's this I ask.
It's a wooden chair made in the1600s.
It is tied to thomas busby, adrunken criminal and murderer.
It's believed that anyone whosits in the chair would die soon

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after.
The chair, housed at the museumin england, is so feared that
it's now hung high on a wall,completely out of reach.
So let me give you a littlebackstory about it.
So this be.
I think that's, they say, right.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
But yeah, I think, hold on, Let me, let me.
I'm getting an image.
I'm getting an image Busby's.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Yeah, busby, busby, all right.
So Busby was a notoriousdrunken thief.
He married the daughter ofdaniel audi, audi, audi, a coin
forger.
So one night busby came home tofind uh audi sitting in his
favorite chair.
A fight broke out and laterthat night busby murdered audi.
Before his execution, 1702bisbee was uh allowed one last

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request, a final drink at hisfavorite pub where he sat in his
beloved chair.
As he was dragged to thegallows, he cursed the chair,
swearing that anyone who sat init would die a horrible death.
That's what that's.
That's the story.
All right, but there's actuallylike things that happen when
people go to the chair, so sincethen countless deaths have been
tied to it.
In World war ii, soldiers whosat in it never returned from

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battle.
A bricklayer sat in it and fellto his death later that day.
A delivery man sat in it anddied in a car crash.
An hour later, two airmen satin it on a dare and their plane
crashed.
The same evening.
A cleaning lady accidentallyknocked into it and later died
from a brain tumor.
Fuck, in 1972 the museum tookthe chair off the floor and hung

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it from the ceiling, ensuringno one would ever sit in it
again.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
But the question is.
The question is What'd you sitin?

Speaker 1 (27:56):
It's an Ikea, though it's an Ikea chair.
It's the very first Ikea chair.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
It was known to have faults in the design.
Never this great.
What the fuck am Ikea chair?
It was known to have farts inthe design.
Never this great.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
What the fuck am I going to do with all these
screws?
Ain't no way.
All these screws go in a chair,man.
There's no way.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
You were building an Ikea thing before.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
I built, not an Ikea thing.
One more thing I butchered thatthing, bro, that's I remember.
Go ahead tell them, it was likea shelf.
It was a shelf, it was like abookshelf Look, look, those
instructions weren't Swedish.

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I saw everything later.
I saw the brain, I saw the mathgoing full force.
Came back 10 minutes later.
Hey, why the bookshelf looklike that?
Why the bookshelf look likethat?

Speaker 2 (28:47):
I saw the math going full force.
Bro Came back 10 minutes later.
Hey, why the bookshelf looklike that?
Why the bookshelf leaning?
She was leaning like that toTower of Giza, brother why the
bottom at the top, Bro?
That ass, bro, had the raw sidefacing towards me.
Bro, what I do is, instead ofactually fixing it, I don't put

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another bookshelf beside it.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Keep it, sturdy.
Oh, did you keep the bookshelf?

Speaker 2 (29:13):
I kept it for years just leaning anybody pull, hey,
don't move that, don't, don't,don't fucking move that thing,
it was just bad, badinstructions, bad design I
didn't do this.
It came like this the bas, theBassano vase, or vase, if you
will.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
You got that one.
Okay, it just so happens.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Originally the.
Is it vase or vase?
I say vase, vase, All right,the Bassano vase.
Originally, the vase wassupposedly a wedding present for
an Italian bride who lived in asmall village close to Napoli.
On the woman's wedding nightshe was found dying on the floor
, her hands wrapped tightlyaround the silver vase.
In her dying breath the bridevowed to have her revenge then

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passed away.
So that was a little bit of aversion of what happened to get
that thing.
A little backstory.
So after her funeral theBassano vase was given to one of
her family members forsafekeeping, but within days
they were also dead.
At the time no one thought thevase was the cause of it and was
given to another family memberto hold.

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Days later they were dead aswell.
The family put it together andreached out to the priest for
guidance.
They believed whoever giftedthe bride the vase put a curse
on it or had it made with cursedmaterials.
They were instructed to bury iton sacred grounds.
In 1988, an unnamed man happenedto dig up the vase in Italy and
within it he finds a notereading Beware this vase brings

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death.
The man ignores the note,tossing it away, and brings the
vase to an auction house.
A pharmacist bought it.
Three months later thepharmacist is dead and now his
family has sold the vase to a 37year old doctor.
A few months later he is deadas well.
At this point the vase startsgaining reputation and no one is
willing to purchase it, exceptfor a collector and
archaeologist who gladlypurchase it despite his family

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wishes.
Three months later thearchaeologist dies from an
unknown and mysterious infection.
This tried and afraid, thefamily of the archaeologist
tosses the vase out the window,but this is witnessed by a
passing police officer.
The officer attempts to bringthe vase back, but the family
refused to take it, warning theofficer to dispose of it quickly
if he wishes to live.
The officer attempts to givethe vase to various museums, but

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each have already heard of thecurse and refused.
With the curse and refuse.
With no other choice andfearing for his own life, the
officer places the vase in thein the lead box and buries it.
Buried, buries it.
Buries it in a sacred ground ofset of a cemetery.
It does not know what cemeteryhe buries it in, but since then
the vase has disappeared fromhistory with no other reports,

(31:39):
heartaches or deaths, just awhole bunch of death, bro.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
A whole vase, bro.
It's crazy how much like andhow simple things can be cursed
objects, bro it was just aregular, like it wasn't fancy or
anything.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
It was like legit, just a silver vase bro damn like
I was made out of silver, butit was.
That was it bro?
That was it bro, that's, that's, that's that, that's like the
energy, I don't know, like Idon't know.
I don't know if it's more theside of them saying she cursed,
that she died because, I mean,they found her dead.

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So how would they know?
I feel more like someone wasjealous of her or something like
that and gave it just basicallyjust put their hex on her or
whatever.
And then that's how it becamecursed Hicks on her or whatever.
And then that's how I becamecursed.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
That's what I think.
I think it was just made of badmaterial.
I think it was just made ofradioactive stuff that made
everybody sick, but nobodywanted to pay attention to it.
Oh shit, here at Cosmic Cove wereally crack it down to the
realest.
Oh, okay, To the realest.
No, I'm just joking.
It was plutonium, it wasplutonium it was, potassium it
was potassium.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
It was potentially ghost's potassium.
You need a banana peel aroundthat.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
No, but I don't know, bro.
The whole concept of curseditems being cursed itself is
just such a bewildering.
It's wild, right?

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Yeah, just to believe , like hell, because I mean,
obviously, obviously you canhave a demon attached to it, but
you know the signs and whenthere's no signs and stuff like
that, like you can say it'switchcraft.
But like who really knows, whoreally knows?

Speaker 1 (33:14):
I'd say personally it's like witchcraft done
throughout through the race butjust the fact that somebody
could literally like, bro, likewe said, it could be something
so simple and basic Like, say, aball, like a soccer ball or
like a bouncy ball, or like adoll or something, Bro, I seen
it in shirts bro.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Huh, I seen it with shirts bro.
With shirts, Just regularshirts bro.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Bro.
That's what I'm saying, bro,like just something so simple.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
It's just, bro.
That's crazy, yeah, or?
Malice or you know, just yeah,just evil, bro, there's a
straight up Weird energy bro.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Like that to me is like crazy.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
All that just to get one person though.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
It's hard to believe, bro, but it's Well.
This time it wasn't one person.
There's stories of people, yeah, I mean.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Accounting that stuff to my.
They did it to my own.
I think they did it to my momtoo.
Damn.
My mom was with pots and pans.
They got it with pots and pans,and then my aunt, they got her
with um, um, just shirts too, Ithink so damn and stuff we had
our our house was shirts also.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
That lady gave her and I don't know, I don't even
think she did on purpose.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
I don't know if she did or not, but I think it's
just because she practiced stufflike that could have just been
attached through her stuff likethat.
But it happens though, bro.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
It's crazy how they just Y'all keep going through
them.
Thrift stores, right, y'alldon't know what y'all taking
home with.
Y'all Keep going to them estatesales.
That person literally just diedhe just died.
Y' happen to me no cap, but myglass collection, not my cactus,

(34:51):
not my plugs.
That should be crazy though,bro.
That's yeah, that is prettycrazy right there, bro.
I just y'all be safe out thereif y'all are into collecting
antique stuff I didn't, I didn'tmake that thing from rick and
morty bro when he was, he wascleansing the oh, when he was
fighting, he fought the devil orsomething he was.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
He was cleansing on the cursed objects.
Oh yeah, that's right.
Fought the devil, or some shitlike that, uh-huh he was
cleansing all the cursed objects.
Oh yeah, that's right, that'sright.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
About to be like that , about to open a shop.
All right, this one's calledthe Hope Diamond, a jewel of
death and ruin.
You got this one, not no more.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
He's changing y'all, he's.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
My fault y'all, my voice is a little rough.
The freaking Bro it's cause.
Then, when that pollen, thepollen, gets to me or my
allergies, it hurts like.
It hurts the back of my throat.
Oh yeah, I wish I had somethingTo scratch the back of my
throat.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Now.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
I know how All these OnlyFans girls Be feeling.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Best I can do Is throw your molar.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Put it in me, daddy, or whatever it is they say Get
the fuck out of my house.
I'm calling the cops Free.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
OnlyFans.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Why am I being charged $5.99?

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Y'all need to stop doing that shit.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Y'all need to stop doing that shit.
That shit not free.
That shit not free $5.99.
Talking about unlock this,unlock what it's free Pictures,
free Videos $5.99.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Y'all see a real curse title.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Y'all keep on, y'all keep on.
I'm gonna send y'all someantiques, all right?
So what?
It is all right.
This stunning 45.52 carat bluediamond worth over 250 million
sounds like uh, real cool.
Uh, richard milley I got I gotthat right now.
Homie, it's said to carry acurse that brings one but ruin,

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betrayal and death to whoeverpossesses it.
It currently sits at thesmithsonian museum, but many
believe the curse is stillactive.
So legend states that the hopediamond was stolen from the idol
of the hindu goddess saida sida.
In the 17th century, a frenchtrader, jean baptiste chavarneur
, took it angry in the gods.

(36:51):
He later died after being tornapart by wild dogs oh shit by
wild dogs.
Um some notable victims was kinglewis and marie and told to
whiney to antoniate antony.
So something like that, bro, Icannot fucking do names for shit
y'all.
Marie Antoine, antoniate,antoniate.
Something like that, bro, Icannot fucking do names for shit
Y'all please.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
It's in French words, bro.
It's in French words bro.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Let's just say Marie, marie, there you go.
Both executed during the FrenchRevolution.
They were actually the ownersof it.
That's what it says.
Oh no, they were owners of itat one point.
Sorry of it at one point.
Sorry, yeah.
Oh, I think I'm saying I'msorry.
Yeah, they were, they owned itat one point.
According to this, um jackie'scolette went insane and took his
own life.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Prince ivan can can it to voski prince, I mean
cannot do it, I cannot do itwell, this dude shot.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
He was shot by revolutionaries.
Uh, elvin walsh mclean.
Uh, after acquiring the diamond.
Her son died in a car accident.
Her husband left her foranother woman.
Her daughter died of drugoverdose.
She lost everything and diedbroke.
Died, broke, just like she was.
Down to her dick and balls.

(37:59):
Down to her dick and balls.
Everybody want to have theirown shit.
Wait, did I say her name right?
evelyn walsh mclean, mclean,mecklin, I don't know all right,
close enough so the dime waseventually donated to the
smithsonian, where it has beensafe, but museum staff have
reported strange happeningsaround it, let me see, let me
see if I got uh that was my lastone oh wait, no, no, quick fun

(38:24):
fact go ahead, go ahead.
Oh, never mind, this is thenext thing.
My fault, this is somethingdifferent I got the cursed
mirror.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Cursed mirror of myrtle's plantation.
The myrtle's plantation insaint francisville, louisiana,
is known for a supposedlyhaunted mirror where the spirits
of sarah woodruff and herchildren are said to be trapped
after being overlooked whenmirrors were covered following
death.
According to the story, whensarah and her children died, all

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the mirrors on the plantationwere covered except for one.
Visitors have reported seeingthe apparitions of woodruff's
children in the mirror near theroom where they were poisoned.
Some visitors and researchershave reported seeing handprints
or faces appearing in the mirror, even after it has been cleaned
or re-silvered.
And just as a note from Fab,murdoch's plantation is also

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known for other paranormalactivity, including reports of
shadow figures and anotherunexplained phenomenon.
So that was it for that one.
Dang that was a pretty quick one, that one just I think that
plantation it has more to dowith the other stuff that they
got going on, but it's just likethe whole area overall is
haunted but on the and that thatspecific mirror is where they
is where they die.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
That's the one where, like the lady, they should like
fall down the stairs or someshit like that no, that was they
got.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
They got poisoned.
Her and her children gotpoisoned oh shit, by person.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
The homeowner got killed, though, didn't they?
They got killed by the person,like the yeah servants yeah, by
the servant because it was aplantation.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Yeah, it was.
Yeah, they got killed by theservants some shit like.
I think I recall hearing aboutthat story but that one that's
what they said it was like itwas weird.
Well, they're saying like herenergy got trapped in into the
mirror because it was like theonly one that was.
Everything else was covered andthat mirror was like facing
them.
So they're saying the soul gottrapped into that mirror.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Oh, okay, so that's why they can still see them.
But didn't they say you couldstill catch a glimpse of her?
Yeah, you can see him, like youcan see him like walk by the
mirror.
Oh, the mirror would have likehandprints.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Yeah, the little kid's handprints would be on
there and whatnot.
So that shit still be happening, Damn.
But overall the wholeplantation is haunted.
Fuck that, bro Hell no, cannotbe doing, that Cannot be doing
that Right.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Y'all keep fucking around with all this scary
spooky stuff.
It's all fun and games untilyou get scared and spooked.
It is how much money is overthere.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
I'm really on the side.
If you fucking with Scary andspooky stuff, you gonna get
scared and spooked.
You gonna get scared andspooked and it's not gonna be
hilarious.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Y'all not gonna be laughing like us.
Alright, that's enough Of thisstuff right here.
Alright, talking about scaryand spooky.
Y'all already know what time itis, guys, it's time for that.
All right, that's enough ofthis stuff right here.
All right, talking about scaryand spooky.
Y'all already know what time itis, guys, it's time for that.
Wrong button, fear.
Is it all in your mind or couldit be real?

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Welcome to Fear.
Fact or Fiction, check this out.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Check this out.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Check this out, Let them know what this subject is.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Y'all you walking through the barn pines and he's
here, or something like that,because it days be saying, or
you just might hear beep, beep,beep, that's a FedEx driver
dropping off your Amazon package.
But wait a minute, wait aminute.
Who said FedEx dropping off onAmazon package?

Speaker 1 (41:46):
wearing a USPS uniform.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Not even the USPS, just wearing the what's the
other one?
Ups no, it's FedEx.
Fedex is the brown ones.
No, that's UPS, that's UPS.
Ups is the brown one, fedex isthe FedEx.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
FedEx is the purple, fedex is the blue purple fedex,
that's the purple one.
Yeah, purple.
Well, they have the purple andblack uniform.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Ups is uh all brown, all brown.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Okay, amazon is the back black and blue and then
usps, is the that blue shirtI've never seen him pull up, bro
.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
I've never seen him pull up, bro.
I seen a dude pull up.
Drop off my amazon package inthe in the regular car for real.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Oh, he's probably a flex driver.
Oh okay, maybe, maybe, maybe,maybe, maybe.
And he was wearing the Fednamsman.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
But yeah, y'all check this out.
This one's going to be.
I don't know if y'all heardabout it.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
I don't know if y'all , y'all ain't never heard this.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
We went and interviewed the cryptid
ourselves.
But this is the story of theJersey Devil.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Yes, hello, I'm the Jersey Devil.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
I'm here for the interview.
Yes, you have a Are you?
At least 15 years old, with 20years of experience.
Depends who's asking Hell, hell, that sound weird.
No, no, you good bro, I wasjust going to.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
So we're going to be covering the Jersey Devil, y'all
, the Jersey Devil, the good oldJD, good old JD.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Good old JD.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Go ahead Tell the people about the origins or lore
about the Jersey Devil.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Okay, okay, so it's also known as the Leeds Devil.
It's a legendary creature, orcryptid, said to inhabit the
pine barrens of southern NewJersey, with the legendary back
to the 1700s, often described asa winged creature with hooves
and a horse-like head, and knownfor his blood-curling screams
I'm getting the vision all right.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Right, I'm getting his name deborah.
What's the deborah?

Speaker 2 (43:37):
it comes later into the story, not yet I only got
her last name, does it have that?
All right, so okay.
So why don't we give them theorigin story.
Yeah, that's supposed to be theorigin story.
Okay, okay, so the most commonorigin story involves a woman
named miss leads, or motherleads, who, in the 1700s, was

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said to be given birth to her13th child in the pine barrens
around leads point.
During childbirth, shereportedly cursed the unborn
child, wishing it would be thedevil.
The child born with wings,hooves, a tail and thirst for
the blood animals.
Blood of animals thentransformed into the creature
with a horse-like hair, bat-likewings and a forked tail.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
The creature then flew out of the house into the
pine barrens, where it is saidto roam to this day so I saw
that there was in somevariations of the stories that
claim that the creature devouredeither their midwife or
attacked the family beforeleaving before leaving yeah,
that's like some people yeahthis happened?
Oh no, this happened.
But you know how them storiesget.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Sometimes they get convoluted and just just like
you said, just a littlevariation.
Uh, they also say that someaccounts mention the goat-like
head instead of a horse-likehead, and some even say it has a
dog head, not even.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
I heard about the goat head and then I heard a
podcast talk about it and theycovered a certain part and they
said something about a dog.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Oh, they said a dog.
The dog one was new for me.
I never heard the dog onebefore, I think it was something
like that, but just imagine.
That.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
I'm not sure.
Have a whole baby in black, Awhole baby bro Imagine the dad
walking in.
I fucking knew it.
I knew it, I knew it.
You said I was with the sheepand the goats.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
But it's like a family guy episode.
It cuts to the real dad.
It's like a human with a horsehead on him, all right.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
So let's tell the people how the physical
description of the Jersey Devil.
People claim that it looks likeOkay, so you said.
People said that the head iseither like horse or goat, like
Sometimes.
They said that it has like a.
Some people claim it has likean elongated nose.
Okay, kind of like a kangaroosnout.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Okay, I heard the kangaroo thing too.
Yeah yeah, that's what somepeople claim.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Y'all from New Jersey , let us know, right, y'all from
New Jersey, take a picture.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
And uh, well, I already said it, but yeah, it
has, it has massive uh well, notmassive actually Just bat wings
.
They actually say it's notproportioned To his body.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Oh, so it's like big wings.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
It's like big wings but like technically it couldn't
fly with those.
It would need, like, biggerwings To be able to fly Like the
way they describe it.
It'd just be Flying through theponds.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
It's really just Mr Jenkins that's trying to Scare
everybody From the neighborhood,holy shit.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
He would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for us
and that stupid dog.
Dog where perro?

Speaker 1 (46:32):
por la culpa de esos perros.
Alright, so they said that theeyes are large, glowing red or
yellow eyes, and it's said topierce through the darkness.
Okay, you just walk it in thewoods and then boom yellow
eyeballs Me, but but but theeyes, they're just regular eyes

(46:58):
right, they're not, they don'tgot like slants or anything like
that.
Not that I heard.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
I didn't hear that.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
I was just saying like that.
They said that its uh body waslike thin and main emaciated or
leathery resembling, resemblinga deformed reptile or large
winged kangaroo.
That's what they said.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
That's what my notes say I had another one already
said too, but uh, I like the theelse one, like the horse body
with the hooves and whatnot atoh it had a horse body.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Others just say it has claws for hands.
The hooves are in the back.
Only It'll stand up.
Yeah, they did say it's like abipedal cryptid Walks on two
legs type deal.
Some people said they claimedthat it had a tail, it was
forked or dragon-like, sometimessaid to be, uh, serpentine

(47:52):
movement, yeah, yeah so it justlike, move, like, like this well
, I heard so much, I heard so uh, they also said it had it, had
uh like.
Uh.
Well, it would go with what yousay like a serpentine tail,
it'd be like a bull's tail justokay, yeah okay.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Just like swaying back and forth.
But then they said the tail itlike it didn't move.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
So it wasn't just like uhing back and forth, just
swaying.
It was moving.
But then they said the tail, itdidn't move, so it wasn't just
like a, it had a tail, it had atail.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
I saw some people said that.
They also claimed it to be likefour to eight feet tall
depending on the count.
Some people say it's likereally small but then again,
like angles play a big role,trust me, angles y'all.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
I know something about angles.
It's all in the angle.
I can make three look like two,that's a close up.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
It's all in the angles, it's just like
especially like from perception,or if you have like a smaller
object and you have likesomething that's.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
It plays that little trick.
Yeah, it plays.
Yeah, it's like an illusiontype thing.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
So I could see where people tend to like have, have,
um, how would you say, likedifferent, uh, different,
different perception of the sizeof it.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Yeah, and then plus, I mean to be fair.
Uh, that was just see it likemoving fast as hell too.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Oh yeah, that is true .
So what people call uh, oftenclaimed is the jersey devil, is
often said to be aggressive,terrifying those who encounter
it.
Some common behaviorsattributed to the creature
include, like blood curlingscreams.
One of the most terrifyingcharacteristics is it's often
high-pitched wailing scream,often described as a mix between

(49:27):
a woman's shriek and a wildanimal's cry.
That's a horse.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
That's a horse right there.
That's a horse.
It would scream like a horse,it would be screaming like a
horse.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
You ever heard of a horse right there?
That's a horse.
If it screamed like a horse, Ifit screamed like a horse you
ever heard of a horse Nay.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
That's exactly what it is Open and shut case.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Open and shut case you got anything yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
So I got another version of how it came to be.
Another version is that a curseplaced on a young woman.
It was like a gypsy curseplaced on her leading to the
birth of the Jersey Devil.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
I didn't hear that one.
But that's just anothervariation of what it could be.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
So that's basically what I have.
Apart from that, I gotsightings.
They had a little reward goingon.
Look, looking for the jerseydevil oh, for real.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Um, before before you give the accounts, I'll give
them a little bit of like morethings that are known about the
jersey devil, like it's knownfor livestock attacks.
So early accounts report likedead mutilated farm animals
drained of blood, leading someto believe it has vampiric
tendencies.
Uh, they say it has flight andspeed.
It is described as a fastmoving, sometimes covering large

(50:39):
distances in seconds.
Flying silently with or withloud, rapid wing beats like just
people report an overwhelmingsense of dread when it appears,
often before actually seeing it.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Oh, they sense it, along it Along with the animals.
I saw it destroy the crops, sofarmers and people over there
said it would get just randomattacks on the crops.
Damn, that's some petty shit,doesn't even eat them.
Doesn't even eat them bro.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Get this bullshit out of my way, just straight
attacking.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
But it makes sense with the animals, because they
didn't say it was like ablood-sucking creature, when,
when, when it was born, uh, yougot some accounts, then so uh,
not, not a, not a lot of counts,it's just.
Uh, it's just.
There was a period of timewhere they apparently there was
a lot of signings but people itwasn't them saying it was just
everybody saying I saw thejersey there, I saw the jersey

(51:31):
there, but they really couldn'tconfirm if it was or wasn't.
Um, they also said they couldhave been an owl or uh, yeah,
like a big owl that was flyingthrough and that's what people
was hearing or seeing okay so,but around uh, there was a lot
of accounts.
In 1909 even a newspaper, southjersey uh, reported strange hoof

(51:53):
prints in the snow andsightings of the creature.
But that's as far as anycredible reports.
It was just that they found thestrange hoofs.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
I was listening to this one podcast and my notes
say it too, but they weretalking about footprints in the
snow could be misleading,because if the footprint is
fresh, it's at a certain size,but after a while, like you know
, the snow tends to melt, sothen the footstep will be like
watered than what it wasoriginally was.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
yeah, that's what some people so that could, yeah,
that could lead to them.
To them just, I mean, couldhave been like just a regular
animal that went by and justdidn't think.
I mean, like I said, it wasjust like a like a christ period
of that, like where everybodylike everybody was just called
hysteria period, yeah, whereeverybody was just calling it a
whole year of 1909.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
They were just calling in saying they're seeing
it over here well they actuallyhad that famous uh, like that
signing where, like, thousandsof people saw the jersey devil.
Wasn't that like a village orsome shit?
Oh shit, um, oh fuck, let metry and think.
Um, there was like a freakingvillage or some shit that saw

(52:59):
the whole jersey devil, orsomething like that, like back
to back, like it was like morecountless people.
Hold on, let me see if I couldfind it real quick.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
It wasn't the uh 1909 , sorry, I thought it was like
all at one time oh, everybody,like everybody at one time
caught, like we're saying thatthey seen it that day or during
that period.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Hold on, let me see, let me look it up real quick.
You can go ahead.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Okay, so there was a reward for capture for the
Jersey Devil.
So merchants in Camden offereda $10,000 reward for the capture
of the Jersey Devil and in 1960, wealthy merchants offered a
$250,000 reward, but nobody everbrought in any conclusive
evidence of catching it or anyencounters with the creature.

(53:43):
They also said whenever itwould be around it would have a
strange smell with it.
So, going on also with theheadaches that people were, are
you sure it's not the villagethat they were?
Uh, are, are you sure it's notthe village that they found the
hoof prints, but all throughoutthere?
no no, but they, you said theysaw it right.
Yeah, it was like multiplepeople, because I know there's

(54:04):
this big story, but it's not ajersey devil, uh uh story, I
mean it.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
It.
It terrorized people forcountless years.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Yeah, because they said like it was like countless
years yeah, countless years.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
This is like from 1909 to like freaking 1990s, bro
, oh shit.
Well, even probably to morerecent times, to be honest with
you.
But it's multiple accountswhere they said, like this beast
or animal comes, it'd be likeattacking trolleys, cars, people
, um, they even had to closedown businesses, schools because

(54:36):
of it before and, uh, countlesspeople were trying to hunt it
down.
Like you said, I know, like an1820 joseph bonaparte, uh, which
is napoleon's brother, who waswhatever, yeah uh, he reportedly
saw the jersey devil whilewhile hunting in like border
town new jersey.
When I heard that I was likewhat the fuck is napoleon's

(54:56):
brother doing in?
New jersey tight shit damn bro.
So the only reason why he wasin new jersey is because
napoleon, he was like the kingof spain from like 1808 to like
1813, napoleon bonaparte or someshit like that bonaparte
bonaparte.
After napoleon's fall from power, joseph went into exile and
eventually settled in borderborder border town, new jersey.

(55:19):
Around 1816, his estate was amassive lavish property along
the delaware river where hespent his time hunting,
entertaining guests andcollecting art.
So this is like he had a wholeaccount, like whole experience
okay running into the JerseyDevil.
It was like, it was like in1820s, it was like snowing or

(55:40):
whatever and he was like huntingalone in the Pine Barrens, like
near his estate, oh shit.
And he he saw like strange hoofprints, like you said like them
strange things.
And he was like you know, whatanimal could this be?
I don't recall seeing an animalwith these hoof prints Whole
goat, whole goat print.
What animal could this be?
So he said the tracks were likeclubbing or whatever like a

(56:02):
horse's hoof, but arranged in away that suggested the creature
walked on two legs.
That's what I was about to say.
That's the thing that made himcurious, so he followed the
trail deeper into the woods andhe heard like a scream echoing
through the forest.
And when he turned around hesaw like a bizarre winged
creature staring at him.
Oh, he described it as havinglike a horse-like or goat-like

(56:22):
head, long thin limbs withclawed hands, large bat-like
wings, a forked tail and glowingred eyes.
It said that the two to the twolocked eyes for a few moments
before the creature let out aterrifying shriek and flew away
into the night.
Shaken Joseph returned home andlater shared the story with
friends and locals who told himabout the legend of the Jersey
Devil.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
I think I may have heard this whole account before
Damn, but I didn't know it washim though.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Like I said, the only reason why he was in New Jersey
was because Napoleon wasdefeated at Waterloo in 1815.
He was in New Jersey wasbecause, you know, napoleon was
defeated at Waterloo in 1815.
He was forced into exile, whichalso was forced into exile
since France was unsafe for him.
He fled to America andeventually bought a massive 1800
acre estate in Bordertown, newJersey.

(57:09):
His estate became known asPoint Breeze and was one of the
most luxurious homes in us atthe time.
He hosted famous figures suchas daniel webster, henry clay,
uh, the marquis de la fighte, lafighte, or something like that
the fayette?
uh, he lived in new jersey forabout 17 years, from 1816 to

(57:30):
1832, before eventually returnedto europe, so that was why he
was like in new jersey, like heeventually, like that's crazy,
but he, he fled.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
He well not fled, but I mean he, he left that town.
Or or like he let french justcome over here just run into a
hole.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Into a hole, whole devil bro.
He said nah, they got crazystuff over in america.
We gotta get out of here that'scrazy, bro.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
I I had heard that story, but I didn't know.
It was him though that that'scrazy, bro.
I I had heard that story, but Ididn't know it was him though
that that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Holy shit I mean there's multiple accounts.
1927, a cab driver in salemcounty claimed that the creature
attacked this car after hepulled over to change the tire.
In 1952 a group of young boysin gibstown, gibstown, saw a
creature matching thedescription.
1960, reports from camdensuggested the jersey devil had

(58:18):
returned, prompting policepatrols.
1980s 1990s, farmers in hamilton, hamilton, new jersey, found
livestock slain in bizarre wayswith no predator tracks damn bro
, although it was active yeah,they said he was active, but
also heard like theories aboutlike you said like the jersey
devil being like misidentifiedas a different creature, like I

(58:41):
mean, yeah, they said he hadlike a horse-like head or some
bullshit like that, but peoplesaid that it kind of looked like
the sandhill crane.
Oh yeah, yeah, so many believe.
Like in the 1909, panic wasfueled by newspaper exaggeration
or pranks.
Fake tracks were found aroundthe fact that people were like
just like doing hoaxes and likemaking like fake footprints and

(59:03):
going around.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
Oh yeah, Fake footprints.
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
So people like claim that it was just like mass
hysteria.
But then, like I said, therewas like sandhill cranes inside
the area and they said, like, ifyou see, let me show you what
the sandhill crane looks like.
Like, imagine you're walkingand then you just see like this
creature from a distance.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
I mean I've misidentified creatures like a
fucking square before justbecause I'm far enough and it
does like some weird movementand shit.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
So I mean it don't, don't, but like from far away.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
You'd be like and it's flying, and it's flying too
, and you know you're notexpecting that uh-huh in new
jersey.
You're not, you're not, you'renot expecting that over there
what the fuck is that?

Speaker 1 (59:44):
I mean, it just looks like a bird.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Yeah, it's just a crane and, to be fair, if you
haven't seen a crane before andyou see a crane over there, it's
gonna freak you out because Imean, it has the long snout, I
guess it has the big, it haslike the big body yeah, it don't
make sense though with thehorse face or whatever, because
I mean just just looks like abig ass bird.
But I mean, with the hysteriagoing around with, uh you, know,

(01:00:10):
because that hysteria this timein 1909, so it it does kind of
it lines up with that.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Yeah, yeah, because I mean it's just, it's human
nature, yeah, it's just, it's ahuman.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
It's a human trait of just blowing it up a portion
when everybody else is freakedout.
You're going to get freaked outtoo and you know you're already
primed.
You're going outside.
You prime for that, bro.
You even got to do all that,bro.
You go outside, you see ashadow at night.
You're gonna think it'ssomething else.
If you're scared, you startthinking that it's something
else and then you gotta lockyourself in and yeah, or like
whenever you have, like a, andthat's over and that's over here

(01:00:45):
.
You out here walking and there'slike light.
Back then there was like nolight and stuff like yeah, yeah,
yeah or like, like, like yousaid, your mind just plays
tricks on you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Like, for example, like one time I had like a, a
chair and had like a bunch of myclothes that I needed to fold
or whatever, and I woke up atnight and it my brain made it
look like somebody was just likesitting there like chilling.
That's that's happened to mebefore looking like hands
between their legs and they'rejust like this chilling but, I
was like oh shit, like Iflinched for a little bit, I and
I was like what the fuck isthat?
And then I like finally eyesgot adjusted and it was just my

(01:01:17):
Apollo clothes or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
That's happened to me with hoodies too, when I hang
the hoodies and I was this dark,so it's just dark, and then you
look and it looked likesomething.

(01:01:40):
So I mean it's normal and that'slike telling stories.
They, I seen it, I seen it.
They go out, you know, you goon now you gotta go at night,
whatever.
And then a fucking crane justcomes out of nowhere.
But that I'm running home too,bro.
I don't blame him.
I don't blame him, brother.
That's that's necessary is a,is a real thing it is that, that
is, that is, I agree.
I agree 100, bro, that thatdefinitely uh can influence the
way you, you, you think and feelabout just normal day, normal
life, no.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
I agree, bro Y'all.
Let us know what y'all think,though Let us know if y'all
think the Jersey Devil is a realthing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
Oh yeah, we got to rate it, we can rate it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Oh shit, let's rate it.
Let's rate it.
Let's rate it.
What you rate the Jersey Devil?
I mean it really hasn't hadmuch attacks on people.
People say they attacked thevehicles.
I mean it just flies.
I mean they say it has sharpclaws.

Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
That's the thing with like it's going back to like
Bigfoot and stuff.
Bro, the hoaxes bro, the momentpeople start.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Y'all fucking it up.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Fucking it up bro.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Well, they said they do have like one photographic
picture of evidence of it.
Of it, uh-huh picture ofevidence of it, of it, uh-huh,
oh shit, like it's like aninfamous picture that somebody
took, but oh, like the creature,creature, yeah, like, it's like
the only, only good evidencewhere they couldn't really prove
what it was.
But let me see if I can find itreal quick.
But you go ahead and let metell you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Let me tell you okay so I mean, for me it's the same
thing, like, like you know, itis the, the lore, the way it
starts is just what peoplebelieve.
It's just like a word of mouth,it it's, it's a superstition,
with it being the 13 child.
You know 13 has that bad, bad,uh, history, it's a bad luck
number in a sense.
Then the, the mom cursing itback.

(01:03:11):
Then you know you, I feel backthen, kurt, like if you say you
curse something, you felt itmore than what you do now, like
just by saying I curse it orwhatever.
So he cursed his kid.
So I could see why people wouldstart thinking that way.
And then obviously over theyears it just turns into more
and more.
But I really don't think it's areal thing.

(01:03:32):
You don't think it's a realthing.
I don't think it's a real thing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
You don't think it's a real thing.
I don't think it's a real thing.
They said.
I mean, the dude who took thepicture claims that this is real
.
But I mean y'all.
Let me know what y'all think.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
For all the listeners .
I thought that was a meme, butit looked like a dog on the.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
It just looks like a goat that's flying For real,
though, but I mean, I don'tfucking know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
But see, that doesn't even fit the description of it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
I mean it has wings.
It looks like a goat.
I mean it has four.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
It don't have claws for hand but that one look like
it's been eating good.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
If y'all, all the listeners just go on google,
type in jersey devil picturesand it's gonna be like a picture
of a freaking goat that haswings of a terrier blurry
picture but the dude claimsthat's what I don't know.
I don't know me on a scale of.
If I had to rate it on forthreat, let me see I give it.
But it's just a fucking goat,bro, it's not that serious.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
Tops, tops.
I I don't think I mean it couldhave been, it could have been
something, but tops is just likeyou said.
I have not seen no feats aboutit Freaking throwing boulders.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
Right, I have not seen no feats of it Having
magical powers like Baba Yagathrowing spells and shit.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
And that's a witch?
No, I believe that it's just afucking goat.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
that goes Y'all ever heard a goat scream.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
If you're not ready for that, that shit will catch
you off guard.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Scream I give it a 10 Threat.
I give that thing like a Fourbruh.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
Four.
I give that thing like a, likea two tops, just cause they can
fly.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Yeah, I only gave it four Cause it flies, that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Oh, that's it, cause it's like it hasn't like Came
after nobody.
It don't have no acid Saliva.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
It don't got none of that.
It don't got.
It just has claws.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
It's not throwing shit at you.
It just screams.
It just screams, drops by,flies by.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Leaves.
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
That's all it does Gives you a little headache,
stinks up the place, right,that's it.
It's like it's like me pullinginto a family reunion.
Bro, i'ma give you a littleheadache.
I'ma swing by.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
I'm gonna have a goat , goat or horse face.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
I'm gonna scream.
But yeah, bro, I don't thinkit's really is it?

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
I don't know, it's not that scary.
I would like to when I was whenI was younger.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
I used to believe in it more like think it was.
I used to think it was like areal threat.
I used to think it would comeover here and snatch me up.
But but over the years I'vebeen just trying to look at the
more logical side.
So for this one I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
No, but I mean people did say like it attacked the
cattle and it did suck yourblood on everything so.
I'll give it the four for thataspect that it could suck your
blood.
But bruh, y'all fucking open,carry.
Oh no, but this is NorthCarolina I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
This is.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
New Jersey we're talking about here.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
You guys should have strict gun laws.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
Don't they.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
It sounds like a place that would have Carry a
pitchfork.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
It sounds like a place that would have strict gun
laws.
But yeah, like I said, I wishthere was more.
I wish there was more evidence.
That's what I want Moreevidence.
Like I've always said, oncethey start making hoaxes about
evidence, it just ruins it broLa Bete de Jevodon.
La.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Bete de that.
Y'all need some police report,y'all need mutilation, y'all
need decapitation Whole king puta bounty on the wolf Right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
That's a motherfucking that annihilated
the population.
What rated it, bro?
That was a 10.
Was it a?

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
10?
.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
Yeah, I smart, it was smart, it was waiting for
outside the town to sit right.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
That was the actual intellectual, intellectual
intelligent.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
As you may tell, we are not intellectual I'm
intellectual.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Put it on a shirt.
Put it on a shirt put it on ashirt, right, but um, so that's
why I'm just like it's not thatbig of a threat in my opinion.
I mean, yes, it's scary.
I ain't going to say it's not,I mean some fucking goat.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
Yeah, like, yeah, yeah, like that.
That aspect is scary, butthreat level nah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Nah, I wouldn't say it's that scary.
I mean threat level wise.
Nah, I give it a four.
Y'all rated.
Y'all believe in the JerseyDevil.
You know we're not dissinganybody from New Jersey we're
not dissing nobody from NewJersey, but y'all let us know
what y'all think.
You know, is it?

(01:07:45):
Is it actual, factual or is itjust like fiction?
wiction put it on a shirt put iton a shirt, but y'all let us
know.
You know, message us or commenton this podcast episode and let
us know what y'all think what'sup best, alright, so that's
gonna lead off to the nextsubject for all the video game
heads out there for all thepeople who have been waiting for

(01:08:08):
us to cover video games for agood while, cause our video game
segment did really good.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
Oh, they did really good.
We're not segment, but ourepisode with.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
Master Chief and everything.
When we talked about Call ofDuty, it did pretty good, so
we're going to add a little bitof our own personal gripes that
we have about Call of Duty onthis last segment.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
So anybody that don't want to listen don't like video
game stuff, this is yourwarning yeah, y'all ain't got to
listen to us bitch and moan,right, yeah, y'all ain't gotta
listen to us Bitch and moan,right?
We appreciate y'all listeningup to this.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Yeah, I appreciate y'all listening up to this, but
we're just gonna be Bitching andmoaning about Call of Duty real
quick.
So.
Leading up to Like what are yougonna say?

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
So take this out bro, I'm gonna ask you a quick
question, bro how much have youspent In Call of Duty skins?

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
A cool $5,000.
Okay, no, I'm just joking,probably like let's break it
down.
I'm going to be honest, maybelike $100.
$100?
Maybe $150.

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
I'll spend way more than $150.
Way more.
I got a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Oh, that's not Call of Duty Mobile.
Call of Duty.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Mobile.
Oh, call of Duty Mobile Nah bro.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
Call of Duty Mobile All all Call of Duty from Call
of Duty.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
All Call of Duty 300?
.
All Call of Duties.
What you mean?
All Call of Duty.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
What do you mean?
Total or just in the recentCall of Duty?

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Okay, let's do the recent Call of Duties, because
the old ones don't count,because they were cheaper.
What's the most recent one?
The newest one is Black Ops 6.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
No, I haven't been playing since I haven't touched
that one I barely played ColdWar.
I think Cold War is the lastone I bought stuff on.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Okay.
So I got a problem.
I'll tell you, I don't know.
Call of Duty had this hold onme.
I was an addict.
When I was a little kid I wasin the chat lobbies just saying
all the cuss words.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
But you were in when Call of Duty was pretty much at
its peak.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Yeah, when it was good.
When it was good, uh-huh.
Modern Warfare 2 was like Callof Duty.
You played Call of Duty.
Which one did you start on?
Black Ops, black Ops.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
You started on Black Ops.
I mean, I played Modern Warfare2 at your house, but I never
owned it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Oh, I mean, I played Modern Warfare 2 at your house,
but I never owned it.
Oh, you're talking about justown, like you personally, mm-hmm
.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Okay, okay.
Well, I say Call of Duty was atits peak at that time.
Then Black Ops 2 came out, andthen it was like back to peaking
in.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Black Ops 2 was so good.
Okay, so I'm going to breakdown.
How did you feel?
What was the memory that youheld from getting your first
Call of Duty?
Like playing it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
So my first Call of Duty.
I didn't really buy it, Ibought it for my cousin.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
Okay, when Black Ops first came out, he had a.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
PlayStation 3, I think, or some shit like that,
and I bought it for him.
I was like, there you go, merryChristmas.
He was like hype.
I was over there watching himplay the story.
He was like hype, I was overthere watching him play.
The story was phenomenal.
Bro, black op story was good.
It was.
It was bro mason uh,motherfucking ice cube, I think.

(01:11:06):
He was like bowman, just likethem, starting the thing off
with you and freaking havana,you know, chilling.
Then you like fighting,shooting and all that shit.
Bro, the story was so good.
Bro, black op story, um, andthen from there I was like dang,
this is a good game, I'm gonnahave to buy this for myself.
And then I bought it andbecause we had the xbox 360, me
and my cousin were half and halfon it and, um, I was like, well

(01:11:27):
, I want to play online.
And that's when I was liketrying to figure out how to do
everything.
Then we connected like the, thed, the dsl or whatever fucking
internet, whatever the fuck wehad.
So you're like the wholeexperience with it yeah, so I
ended up buying like xbox live.
I did all that because mycousin's like no, it costs money
to play on xbox and I was likebro, all you do is get this
prepaid card went to kmart orwhatever at the time, you know,

(01:11:49):
put the code in when there wasuh what?

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
were those points called oh, microsoft, microsoft,
yeah and then, uh, what werethose?

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
points called oh, microsoft, microsoft, yeah, and
then uh, back when times weresimple, simple time you say, you
got him, I came on simple times, like I said and then, yeah, I
just remember, loaded on call ofduty black ops, bro, and it was
my first time like listening toother people talk and I was
like, dang, this is real peoplejust talking and, uh, playing
the game whole Whole grown-assmen.
I did the bad thing of puttingthe Mexico flag on my college

(01:12:19):
team, bro.
You talking about racial slurs,bro.
You killed somebody, bro, youhurt everything under the moon.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
I learned new words.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
That's why I stopped playing Search and Destroy.
I found out what I was.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Oh, did you play Search and Destroy?

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
I played Search and Destroy.
I didn't like it.
It was too much pressure on myhead.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
I couldn't do it either.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
I could never do Search and Destroy that shit,
gave me anxiety, bro, being thelast one alive, everybody's
quiet.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
My fuckers is camping them corners Hard bro.
I couldn't do it bro.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
At the time I couldn't do it.
I like whenever we startedplaying together oh, you did.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
You did end up liking it yeah, I love searching oh,
for real.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Because it adds that element, that next element, that
next, because when I playsearch and destroy, I ain't no
bitch, I ain't camping, I ain'tholding no points, I'm running
gun and diving everything, brocall me a female dog, because
I'm I'm capping in corners I'mjust like skunk.
Oh, I might be better scump theman, though, bro, scump was the

(01:13:18):
man that was.
That's another beautiful aspectof call of duty, because not
only did call of duty have likemodern warfare 2 or whatever,
but then when they introducedlike the pro league and had like
professional call of duty withthe whole beef between phase and
optic, that was.
That was the original.

Speaker 2 (01:13:36):
That was the original beef bro.
That was only two teams bro.
I don't even know what otherteams.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Right, I don't even know the other teams, it was
just FaZe and.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
Optic.
Yeah, it was just FaZe.
I don't know who else was there, but it was just green or red,
right, what color you want.
That's what it was, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:13:52):
Bro, they had stacked teams though, bro, you had FaZe
.
What had FaZe Sensor?
Fuck.
Who the fuck else did FaZe have?
Did they have FaZe Sensor?
I?

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
really don't remember .

Speaker 1 (01:14:05):
Damn, I can't fucking remember.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Like I said, I've never been to, I wasn't really a
FaZe one.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
I preferred Optic.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
I preferred Optic Because they had Skump.
Bro, I prefer Optic because ithas scum.
I didn't like Bitch Ass Hector,but but for me it was just, it
was just Optic all the way, allthe way.
I think I started watching,like actually watching them like
around the same time.
It was Black Ops 2, I think, no.
Black Ops 1 yeah, cause that?
Yeah, black Ops 1 still, yeah,that's when I started watching

(01:14:32):
them and that that joy of justyou know, you, you playing the
game and then seeing otherpeople play the same game but
differently, but differently.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Like their skill level was crazy, but with the
sniper then when they startedshowing like the swaps and
everything bro that's when itwas people were innovating.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
It was was, bro, when I used to play.
I couldn't see it beinganything else but that, like
when it started, like, okay,it's the same, y'all play the
same, okay, it's the same game,but it was still good.
Every new game was a new game,it wasn't a.
Okay, it's the same thing.
But I'm just going to switchone thing.
Or it's the same thing, I'mgoing to switch Like it's a new

(01:15:15):
game.
You bring in a whole newfeeling, like the games felt,
like it had an emotion, it had.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
It was the maps, bro, it had love.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
Like you could tell they actually put their time
into it.
Like the guns you know for themost part were balanced, for the
most part they were good andwhatnot.
It was just the the way thegame felt.
I wasn't really good when Istarted, but when I started
getting good, when I startedgetting good and started seeing
like the me on my lid on theleaderboard, well, that was a

(01:15:45):
drop, that was a high bro.
That was like bro, I want to beon tolly leaderboard every
sense of euphoria for you rightthere.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
Oh my god, I mean climaxing but that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
That's it was really actually.
It was really something else,but it was a whole different era
, bro it was what was yourfavorite perks in call of duty.
Like some of your favoriteperks oh, always scavenger and
sleight of hand.
I didn't care about anythingelse, but I just want scavengers
and sleight of hand scavengerand sleight of hand.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
For me it was either, depending on what call of duty
it was.
If it was call of duty 2, youneeded commando pro.
I don't care who you are,commando pro, bro, you could be
that man could be like 10 feetaway from you just with the,
with the lunge, yeah, with thelunge had the night, bro, that
shit made you uh that shit wasfor a huh I think that's what
the commando pro did, wasn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
yeah, yeah, Commando Pro.
Yeah, Because you had theregular Commando and then, once
you completed the challenges forit, you get Commando.
Oh, that's the other thingabout it too the challenges for
the games, bro.
They really felt like challenges.
They really felt like you wasactually doing something.
Now, bro, for me I startednoticing during Modern Warfare 2
when that noise would come onafter you, uh, after you

(01:16:55):
complete a level.
So I can't make it.
But that level of you levelingup, bro, it just it's just.
It's just ingrained, bro, it'sjust ingrained in my brain, that
feeling of like okay, Icomplete.
I complete this level, I can.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
I can keep going right, it was cool, um, doing
challenges for the accolades andeverything.
Uh-huh, the car, the car signsyeah, and then Uh-huh, or like
the calling signs the call signs, yeah, and then the emblems too
.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
I like back then the emblems, because I mean the
emblems were basic.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
But Modern Warfare 2 started releasing the emblems
that were like animated.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
You could get like animated ones or like the joint
ops one or whatever, or thejoint ops too, right?
No, no, I meant like the callsign thing, like it was, like
the marijuana thing, like themarijuana, oh they did have
those, like the call signs orwhatever.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
Oh, they did have those All right.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
so Commando Pro is what took off fall damage.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
Commando Pro took off , but Commando did give you the.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Yeah, but it also increased melee lunge distance.
Oh, okay, okay, I was about tosay so that's why I liked it,
because then I could, likeliterally jump from anywhere and
didn't have to worry aboutdying from damage, so you could
literally go in and out, bro.
That's why I loved it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
Bro, that is crazy, that.
And.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Slytherin.
I remember Slytherin it was.
I don't think they were in thesame category.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
No, the Commando one was yellow and the Slytherin was
blue.
It was a blue one because youcouldn't get Scavenger.
If you, if you had that one, ifyou had commando no, you had a
slide of hand.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Slide of hand.
Oh, you could.
No, because a lot of him was,unless you had the perk to do
like the did they have?
That did they have that one Idon't remember if they did.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
I don't think they had that one for monolith for
two, because then they switchedit.
Monolith for two was still justthat pick.
Uh, they started naming it witha pick 10.
The pick 10 system.
Oh yeah, okay as well, butright, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
That's it used to.
Colin duty used to be so good,for I mean, it's still good.
Nope, an aspect ofcustomization.
The, the site, the optics iscool in my opinion.
Okay, the optics, okay, yeahlike they like the skins yeah
since modern warfare 3 when theyadded, like the dual optics
where you could have like a eggoh, those okay red dot or
whatever, or it'd be likeholographic site yeah, and it's

(01:18:55):
like infrared that wasphenomenal for me, bro that was
this shit is cooking, bro.
You fucking monster with thisbro I'll give you that I never.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
I didn't like model for three.
Uh, I liked it, but not as muchas model for two.
Model for two, I guess it'sbecause it was like a sense, my
first yeah to nostalgia.
Monofilter.
Two, I didn't, uh.
Uh.
Model for three, I I didn't,but I give it.
I give it that, though, andthat that was the innovation,
bro.
Bring in those optics from,okay, you long range to straight

(01:19:26):
into, and then back then, theguns were.
They were beaming, bro, so youcould actually full fire with an
assault rifle, stay on targetthe whole the whole time, bro,
with the a812s, bro, the AA-12swere the missing freaking model
for a three bro.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
Dual-wield AA-12s bro .
I don't know who the Well.
Was it the AA-12s?
Or the models it was, oh yeah,the models.
I think it was dual-wieldshotguns.
I can.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
I think that's the only one you can do well in
Modern Warfare 3.
I bet you a penny.
Niggas say hey 12,.
You can only, could you akimbothose.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
It said the Strike was considered the best shotgun
the.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
Striker.
That was the drum mag.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
Yeah, that was the.
It was the USAS.
You could akimbo the USAS.
Yeah, I could have sworn youcould akimbo those.
You could have Kimbo the USAS.
Yeah, I could have sworn youcould have Kimbo those.
You could have Kimbo that Ithink you could have, if I'm not
mistaken.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
Nah, put USAS, uh, uh , kimbo Ain't.
No way you could have Kimbo.
I know you could have Kimbowith the FMG-9s.
Those were notorious, bro, thatwas a little machine pistols.
The Glock 18, bro, I also hadthe Glock 18.
I had a switch.
That was the originalswitcheroo right there.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
I can't fucking find that I know the 1887s, the model
1887s.

Speaker 2 (01:20:45):
You can akimbo those, I know that for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
Well, if you had the FMG9s.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
The FMG9s yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
Bro, do it with them things, bro, you was melting
everybody bro, bro, those things.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Those and the G18s, bro, those were the best.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
I like the Glocks.
What was your favorite assaultrifle?

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
M4A1.
M4a1?
.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
Oh, okay, m4a1.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
No, no, no, yeah, m4a1.
Yeah, m4a1.
The original assault rifle.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
This is the old M4A1.
Yeah, yeah, this ain't the newone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whatever bullshit this is, I'dhave to look at the weapon list,
bro, I can't really remember ohthe ACR was really good.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
In that one too, the ACR, there was like a final
level.
No, it was like mid-level, butthat was really good.
Acr Top of the ACR, modernWarfare 3, bro, I bet you used
that one, bro, they had the,they had the S2000 in that one
too and they had this other oneweird bump up, uh saw rifle.

(01:21:57):
I didn't like the ak andmonorail.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
For three they had the acr the cm901, the m16, the
m481, the mg36 scar, l, mg36,g36, bro.
I love the g36 is good too.
Um, the scar was really goodtoo.
You had the law mk14.
Mk14 was nasty, bro, eventhough it was just like that was
a marchman rifle, right?
Yeah?
Yeah, it was a marksman rifle.

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
That was the EBR in Modern Warfare 2.
Bro, that shit was disgusting.
The EBR was such a beautifulgun in Modern Warfare 2, bro, I
love that thing so much.

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
Bro, you had the Mids 556.
Oh no, I think this is themodern one.
I don't remember that gun, mtz556.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
I don't remember I remember the p90.
Yeah, that's the.
That's the new.

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
That's the new uh you had the type 95 top 95.
Uh-huh, it was like that funkylooking gun oh yeah, yeah, that
one.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
That's the one I was.
I was thinking about um, youhad, uh.

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
What else did you have?

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
you know what I like.
That's the one that startedintroducing, or the model for
two have a two infection.
Now, one or two had a two.
The monofilter 2 had a 2infection.
No, monofilter 2 had a 2 thezombie one, the zombie mode the
5.7.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
You had the 5.7, you had the MP5 the MP5.
Yeah, you had the MP5, yeah,mp7 oh yeah, the MP7, and then
the riot shield, bro, the riotshield.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
No, you a scum if you use that ride, but I never use
the ride I've never used iteither, but I've never used it
either.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
The acr um 6.8 bro.
I put a suppressor on thatthing.
A red dot bro.
I was good to go suppressor,bro.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
I didn't even put a red dot, bro, just straight like
that.
You never use optics, bro.
They're right, I always useoptics.
Now, now, I use optics on this,on the old ones, bro.
The ak-47 was pretty cool, bro,but it was good I.
I didn't like it, thoughCompared to everything else I
didn't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:25):
I feel like it just wasn't as strong, even though it
was a strong gun, but it justwasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
The Monofer 2 AK-47 was way better in my opinion oh
yeah, the UMP-.
Ump-45 was so good, Bro.
That's a fucking deadly gun.
Put a suppressor on the p90 brobro, it was good, so present on

(01:23:53):
that p90 rob melting bro brothey're.
I like the way their recall onthe on the p90 was, but I don't
know it's just so getting thelittle hit markers on there.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
But all right, sniper , which one was the best sniper
on modern warfare 3?
I ain't gonna lie, that was uh,you had the barrett you had.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
I couldn't do the head markers on there.
But All right, sniper, whichone was the best sniper on
Modern Warfare 3?
I ain't gonna lie, there was.
You had the Barrett you had.
I couldn't do the Barrett, bro,I missed too many shots.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
The L11.
L11aa.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
Not that the boat actually.
Yeah, the the Dragunov, theAS-50.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
The AS-50 didn't like the rsa ss.

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
I like that one too, but I was asked with that one.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
I don't know why that was pretty good, or the msr?

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
I couldn't do it I couldn't do it, but I would see
motherfuckers this is theshotgun.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
I was talking about the usa.
Yeah, I swear you could do wellthose could you I swear you
could have run.

Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
No, that's a.
That's a medela fake.
Bro, I'm tripping.
Huh, that's a medela fake.
I know you can do with the 1886.
Type it in Dual wheel.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
All right, I'm about to look it up real quick.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
Dual wheeled, usas 12 .
Now, I like the shotgun.
I like was the Striker, strikeror AA-12?
Because once you unlock theAA-12, you really don't got.
There's no other shotgun to use.
It's the Mandela Faire, bro.
That's that Mandela Faire, bro.
Bro, you know what's the otherthing?
Now that I heard that voice, oh, my God, I forgot his name.

(01:25:11):
There was a YouTuber at thetime named I think it was Xbox,
xbox something, and he wouldbreak down the guns for Call of
Duty.
But his voice that he hadduring that time, bro, bro, that
mother put me to sleep, bro,that he had during that time,
bro, bro, that motherfucker putme to sleep, bro, it was such a
good, like voiceover voice.
It was a voiceover voice, bro.

(01:25:32):
It was like, so good, bro Dang,it was Xbox.
I forgot.
I'm going to have to look himup later.
But NW3, what else is in NW3?
The Juggernauts?

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
Bro, I could have sworn, bro.
Oh my god, this is breaking myhead now, bro, I can't find who
really has that memory in theirmind?

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
2 use ass.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
2 use ass toys bro, I could've sworn bro.
No, this is the FMG 9 akimbobro, I could've fucking sworn
bro, you could've akimbo.
No, it was 1 over 2 where youcould've akimbo SMGs, fmg-9, a
Kimbo, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
I could have fucking swarmed, bro, because you could
have Kimbo.
Was it this one?
No, it was a Modern Warfare 2where you could have Kimbo, smgs
.

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
Oh no, it says no, you couldn't.
It says no, you cannot dualwield the USA-12 and Call of
Duty Modern Warfare 3.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
Oh no, but that was the only Call of Duty that had
it.
Well, I just remember that in myopinion that was really good
running gun.
You can, yeah, you can, yeah,no ads, you just do, do, do, do,
do.
I really didn't.
I lower real quick do, do, do,do.
I didn't use it, but only timeI did use it was for, uh, the
zombies, the infection mode.
Oh, okay, that's the only timeI used that shotgun.
It was a really good shotgunbut I, I, I couldn't last.

(01:26:37):
I couldn't last with that thing.
I was, I was just.
I would always break lastminute, but before, before it
got too crazy, I was always, Iwas always just foot myself over
in the way.
I couldn't escape bro.

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
What about Black Ops 2?
What was your Nah Black?

Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
Ops 2,.
Nah, he talking.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Nah he talking my language?

Speaker 2 (01:26:52):
Nah, he talking Because this is Black Ops 2, I
think this was the first gamethat I skipped school for.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
Bro, you always took a week off For anybody that's
listening.
Y'all used to take a whole weekoff just to play the new Call
of Duty.
Alright, what was your assaultrifle?

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
Okay so.

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
Non-DLC Damn because Okay okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
Black Ops 2.
What they have, I don'tremember to be real.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
You had the.
You had the AK-74U, you hadHold on, I got you right here.
You had the M-TAR, you had theAK-74U, you had the M-TAR, you
had the Type 25, the SWAT-556,the FAL, the M27, the SCAR, the
SMR, the M8A1, and you had theAN-92.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Just use unlocked, use unlocked, all I see.
I see those guns DiamondDiamond, oh, guns Diamond
Diamond, oh yeah.
Another thing.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
Y'all used to play this game religiously.
He would get like max prestige.
He would get like all diamondweapons.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
That, like I'm saying , bro, Anybody that used to play
like that can agree.
Bro, it was so satisfying Justgrinding Headshot after headshot
after headshot at the head,fire at the bloodthirsty after
after oh, so much, merciless bro.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
Merciless bro Mars, like you, what was it?

Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
like three merciless to get the final, the final one
you get all ago just to do itall over again for diamond, oh
my God.

Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
Yes, no, bro.
What was your assault rifle,though?

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
I think, but it's cause I didn't have like a main
one.

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
Bro, the main one for me was the AN-94, bro.
That's the.

Speaker 2 (01:28:39):
I put a red dot on that thing, bro, I'm melting
anybody.
An-94, bruh, I'm meltinganybody.
8940, it was strong, but for meit wasn't.
It wasn't the best one.
For me it was the M27, the M27?
M27, non-dlc, dlc, thePeacekeeper okay, peacekeeper.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
Yeah, the Peacekeeper was pretty crazy the moment the
Peacekeeper came out it wasover, yeah, the.
Peacekeeper.
Yeah, I think everybody usedthe Peacekeeper.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
Yeah, I think everybody used the peacekeeper
you had to, you had it, you youhad to, unless you were going
for challenges shotguns.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
What about shotguns?
Which one did you take?
The r870 mc2?
I mean m mcs or the s12, theksg or the m?

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
k12 16 kz to this.

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
That's why I like the kz to this day that's why I
like the KZ that range on it wasoh wait, no, you are right,
that range was crazy bro.

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
Bro, you could snipe them bro.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
That range was crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
I like the M12, though the M12-16, I mean the
one with the barrels yeah, ithas a barrel, because that one
four shots, uh-huh, four shots,and then you, then it does that
little I'll give them that, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
That's that innovation, that's that because
they made those guns.
That was my running gun one,but well, I also use like the
r870, because I put that onsomebody's chest.

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
You ain't getting up, bro, you, you, you not I'm
running up for me for me it wasa kz, because you's like you
just run you run to startshooting.
Yeah, boom, but they don peakboom.
They see a shot out of yourhand.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
They gonna try to hold you down the moment you
peak.
That is true that one did havethe most damage, though, oh, it
did have the most damage.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
Bro, that shit was just so what about?
Lmgs.
Oh, the LSAT right off the bat.
Lsat with the tracking, whatwas it?

Speaker 1 (01:30:23):
called the holographic sight, the one that
would track the targeting one,the targeting Target acquisition
or whatever, something likethat, something bullshit like
that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
The more I put that thing on, I see it will light up
enemies, right?
Oh, that's it for y'all.
Oh, that's it for y'all.
Oh, I lied, I used to run, Iused to run, shield.
Oh, you had On my LMG.

Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
Yeah, he was a sweat, whole sweat, so he didn't get
stabbed or anything from theback.
Survivor Simtex.

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
Bro, you Put that shit.
Put that shit in front of you.
What about snipers?
Um, was it the ballista at thetime?
But I really, I really wasn'tgood.
I never been, I never beenreally good at sniping.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
I really haven't.
I thought you were pretty goodAt sniper.

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
The ballista was nasty.

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
The DSR was nasty too , but the DSR was the heavy one,
right?
Okay then, I was messing withthe DSR, then, damn bro, he's on
lock and light, but you talkingabout Hit marker galore On some
of them, bro, and you had theriot shield Submachine gun.
Let's hear it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:20):
That PDW?

Speaker 1 (01:31:20):
Yeah, I was about to say okay, okay, PDW, they had
MSMC right.
Yeah, MSMC, yeah, MSMC.

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
For me that little three-round burst one the Chicon
, yeah, chicon, the.

Speaker 1 (01:31:34):
Scorpion too.
The Scorpion was really.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
For me it was Scorpion bro, Pull up on them
bro.

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
I get the Scorpion.
I add like the increased firerate on that thing, bro.
Bro, who increased the fire onthat thing?
Yeah, bro, you talking aboutsome recoil, bro.
I spent a whole clip down onsomebody, bro Bro you got to put
the dual mags on Dual mags.
With the Scorpion running, broyou running with that thing that
one or the PDW PDW was good bro.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
The PDW was good.
It just for me.
It didn't do a lot of damage,but I liked it because it was it
was accurate.

Speaker 1 (01:32:05):
It was accurate, it was you got that with the
suppressor, but you would melt.
Yeah, you were good though.
Yeah, you were good with that.
That was like a freakingmid-range assault rifle itself,
bro it was, yeah, it was that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:14):
No pre-patch MSMC demon time bro.
Yeah, damn bro.
Bro, you want to do good, youhad a runner bro that with the
laser, bro didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
Could you put the laser?
You could put a laser on it.
Yeah, I think it was just foruh, yeah, they had a 5.7 yeah
5.7 the b2 uh the b23 or the cap40.
No, bro, I like the b23r brothat's the three bro.
That's that.
Shit was nasty, bro, theexecutioner, that shit was not

(01:32:46):
too bad.
But I just it's bullshit, bro,because if I have a fucking
shotgun in the form, of a tanbro.

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
Oh for tan bro.
Right, they take two to thechest.
You get two head markers, bro.
Now you, you ride on that, butbut we close enough.
We close enough when you inthere inside of them and you
shoot.
Nah, but I really like aboutbro.
Black Ops 2 was the first one.
Well, no, I ain't gonna lie, Iwas getting into zombies, black
Ops 1.
But Black Ops 2 was zombies.

Speaker 1 (01:33:14):
Nah, you wanna talk?
Go ahead.
My fault, go ahead.
Black Ops 2 zombies was justnext no Black Ops 2 zombies was
bro the story, bro the story,the story.

Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
It had the, the easter eggs that I had, the maps
that I transit.
I hated it.
I never completed a fucking uheaster egg, maybe like one or
two easter eggs in it.
Do you know the lore behind allthe zombies?

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
I don't know, though you know the lore for I know
some of it.
I know it was like split intolike three groups, right so you
had a um rick toffin, you hadRick Tauphin, you had Dempsey
Nikolai, I think that was hisname.
Then you had the Japanese dudeTakashi Takashi, takashi,

(01:33:59):
murakami, fuck, hold on.

Speaker 2 (01:34:01):
Let me see if I can find it real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
Takeo, oh yeah, takeo , so you had him.
Yeah, that was like the group,the first group, the original
group that you started off withkind of deal, and the pretty
much is like a group 935, asecret nazi nazi research
organization led by dr ludludwig maxis and dr edward rick
toffin, and then theyexperimented with like 115 and

(01:34:25):
shit like that, and thenthat'sward rick toffin, and then
they experimented with like 115and shit like that and then
that's when rick toffin betrayedmaxis, and then, uh, put
samantha in the teleporter thingand then she was the one that
was in charge of like thezombies she got
stuck in the aether.
So, like I said, the crew wasrick toffin, dempsey, nicolai
and takio, and you know theyfought through the zombies or

(01:34:46):
whatever, and I just rememberyou went to the moon and that's
when you freed samantha, andthen that's when um fucking rick
toffin ended up becoming thethe controller of the zombies or
whatever, but then that's whenyou sent the rockets to earth to
blow it up, so they blew up thewhole earth, and then that's

(01:35:06):
what leads the black ops to uh,the crew with, uh, uh, what's
his name?
Um rustman rustman.
Oh, yeah, rustman edward.

Speaker 2 (01:35:17):
No, that was rick toffin.

Speaker 1 (01:35:18):
No you had rustman, you had um, what the fuck is
their names, bro?
I can't fucking remember myfault y'all it was dempsey.
Right, it was the same no, no,that was a different group.
It was uh mart martin marlton,misty rustman and uh stew
stewlinger this was a black ops2.

Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
Yeah, for real.
Yeah, yeah, I thought it wasthe original ones from the.

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
Uh, no, black ops 1 was the it was the original ones
from the no Black Ops.
1 was the original.

Speaker 2 (01:35:44):
It was the original team, so this was a different
team then.

Speaker 1 (01:35:47):
So you remember how, on Black Ops 2, you had transit?

Speaker 2 (01:35:49):
when the world was all beat up.

Speaker 1 (01:35:50):
That's because.

Speaker 2 (01:35:52):
That was from that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
That was from them being on the moon, and they blew
up the earth Like if you didthe moon?

Speaker 2 (01:36:00):
Yeah, I never got.

Speaker 1 (01:36:01):
I didn't even get the DLC for Black Ops 2.

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
For Black Ops 2, yeah .

Speaker 1 (01:36:03):
Yeah.
So they blew up the Earthbecause you know Rick Toffin had
control of all the zombies orwhatever.
So I think it was Maxis or somebullshit that ended up
convincing you to send rocketsto the Earth and y'all blew up
the Earth or whatever.
And that's when the second teamstory took place.
Like that's when you had Rustman, that's when you had

(01:36:27):
Marltony and stew, and what theywere trying to do was like they
were trying to rick toffinwould only be able to talk to
stew, like stew could only hearrick toffin because stew was
part of a cult.
He was part of a cult and thecult ate zombie flesh because
the cult would like say you'dget special power.
I knew some of the lord, notall of you.
I did a little bit of researchtoo.
They said you would get, like,special powers from the zombie's

(01:36:49):
flesh and that's why he couldhear Rick Tompkins.
Rick Tompkins could onlycommunicate with Stu.
That's why in the story, if youplayed as Stu, just one person.
I thought everybody would hearit and then they'd be like who
the fuck are you talking to, orwhatever, because nobody could
hear him to or whatever, becausenobody could hear him, because
only he could, because he hadate the flesh and rick toffin
was in charge of zombies at thetime.

(01:37:09):
Oh, but in their story whatthey had to do was like they
were trying to listen to, likemax's, like you know, trying to
stop rick toffin and they prettymuch like were in transit.
Uh, they ended up going to die.
Rise that china skyscraper map.

Speaker 2 (01:37:26):
That was really good.

Speaker 1 (01:37:27):
And they had to activate a spire, while Maxis
urged them to do the opposite.
And then that's when the storysplit into two.
Then you go into the buried mapand from there you made the
final choice whether to siderule Rick Toffin or Maxis.
And then after that they gotput in some On a different map.

(01:37:47):
They tagged their totem inblack ops 4 that that team ended
up getting captured by zombiesand they're frozen in alcatraz,
blood of the dead or somebullshit, uh-huh, by premise,
rick toffin, and they ended upgetting saved by nicolai,
whatever.
So I don't know, it was a wholelike whole freaking lord thing.

Speaker 2 (01:38:02):
But damn, the story was good.
I never followed the, at leastthe zombie one, because I was
always more focused on themultiplayer, just grinding for
the skin, so I never reallyfocused into the zombies the
whole.
For me it was just okay, you,it's just zombies.
For me, I, I know it was likein depth bad crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:38:20):
Yeah, it was crazy, but it was pretty good, because
then they had, like this othergroup of like dempsey, takio, uh
, rick, tophan and nicolai andwhatever, but it was like a
younger version of them but theywere like.
They were like ended up foundout.
Like they found out they werestuck in a loop, like they were
always constantly like they knewthey had to constantly kill the
zombies in order for them tobreak out of the loop.

(01:38:42):
They ended up traveling throughtime or some bullshit, through
a teleport, and they ended upkilling themselves and so just
to break out of the loop or somebullshit like that, Bro?
I did not know it was that deep,I think, nicola had to kill him
.
He killed himself or something.

Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
He killed everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
at the end, he killed himself or some bullshit like
that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:00):
And then that's when the cycle finally ended, bro,
because Stopped everything fromhappening.
Nah, that's it Me.
I rode up zombies.
It was just nonsense, justtrying to see how far I could
get Broke.
His, I really didn't startlearning about like the Easter
eggs and everything you had todo until like way later Probably
, until like maybe aroundadvanced warfare.
I was like wait, there's likestuff you can do to the.

Speaker 1 (01:39:22):
I like it when they made it to where you could beat
zombie mode.

Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
Which one was that?

Speaker 1 (01:39:26):
one Like in Black Ops 4.

Speaker 2 (01:39:30):
You can beat it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:30):
You can leave right.

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
You can't leave.

Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
They made it to where you do all the Easter eggs and
then you fight a boss and youbeat that mode Like you beat the
zombies mode, Story mode.
I guess you would call it BlackOps 4 zombies.
I'm not too sure.
I can't remember.
Is that the one with?

Speaker 2 (01:39:44):
the.
That's the one where it got.
Oh yeah, that's the.
Was that Black Ops 4 or was itBlack Ops 3?

Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
Maybe 3.

Speaker 2 (01:39:51):
I can't really remember, bro, I don't know the
moment I start looking atpictures.

Speaker 1 (01:39:54):
I know Because they started changing the story up.

Speaker 2 (01:40:06):
I, because then you had the ones with the shadow man
and that was like in black ops3.

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
Oh, yeah, because black ops 3 was when they were
like it was like old timey, oldtimey.
Yeah, black ops 3 was old timeyI want to say that was like a
different storyline though ifI'm not mistaken.

Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
Yeah, like it was like the the alcatraz ones and
whatnot that was pretty goodalcatraz I like the map but,
like I said, but I didn't knowthere was like a hole, cause you
can escape Alcatraz.

Speaker 1 (01:40:27):
You had to build a plane, right?
Uh huh, uh huh, I remember.
And then you go on the SanFrancisco Bridge, I think, or
wherever the fuck it's at.
Yeah, okay, so it was.

Speaker 2 (01:40:34):
Black Ops 3, where I started looking into like Um
yeah, because I remember you hadto do.
You had to feed the dogs likethe hellhounds, you had to feed
them souls, and then you had toget certain things from them and
then you had to get parts.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
And then you had to get to the warden's office or
some shit to get the key orsomething like that, and then
back then wardens were actuallyscary.

Speaker 2 (01:40:57):
They were actually like a threat bro, you didn't
want to come out, oh my.
God bro, come out, oh my goddon't bound the times, though I
will fuck myself over, because Isee everybody going one way me
over here.
I probably know a better route,motherfucker.
No, you don't.
You don't, I can squeezebetween that little gap you

(01:41:17):
cannot I can probably jump up,you can't.
You know it's blocked off, youcan't, you can't.
That I was.
I wasn't really that good atzombies.
I always had, like I had yourstand a lot because you had to
train them too.
There was like a certain rhythmyou gotta have throughout the,
on the, on the, on the, on thelike the mystery box brother.

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
Mystery box was like peak right, even when it was
first introduced, like in worldat war, because that's when
zombies was first out.
If I'm not mistaken, that's theone I played was world at war.
You're talking about some goodzombies, bro.
That was good shit, because ifyou had the sniper and you shot
him like the freaking head wouldexplode or the arm would get
shot.

Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
They had this memory and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
Yeah, the trench gun and everything, bro.
That was peak for me, bro.
Then you had the ray gun onworld at war, bro.
Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow smallass fucking map that was, so
that's the one that's literallyjust like what.

Speaker 2 (01:42:11):
Is it like two levels , you just go upstairs and
downstairs original zombies mapbro.

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
If I'm not mistaken, that's the first one I was in my
focus trying to talk about.

Speaker 2 (01:42:21):
I'm doing around 100 in this.
I was like bro, ain't, nofucking way bro it's just the
same thing oh, like jeez, therewas no pack and punch.
That one was there.

Speaker 1 (01:42:29):
No, but if you play it online.
They had the perk machines, butif you didn't play online you
couldn't get the perk.
Oh for real what the fuck but Ithink if you did connect to the
internet at least one time andthen you didn't connect anymore,
you did have the uh perkmachines you download it, if I'm
not mistaken.

Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
That's the other thing, bro, that.

Speaker 1 (01:42:46):
DLC Right, DLCs was actually DLCs for Call of Duty
bro.

Speaker 2 (01:42:51):
Bro?
What was the DLC, bro?
You get four maps, you get anew gun A new gun, a new zombie
map, right, what was it?

Speaker 1 (01:42:59):
Yeah, that was it right, Some skins or $20.

Speaker 2 (01:43:02):
$20.
I would happily pay those $20.
Because it was just somehalf-assed shit.
It was some working Full maps.
At the time they didn't know,we were already in the game, but
it was full maps, good maps,good maps.
Then you got a new gun and thenyou got some skins going out

(01:43:24):
with it.
Perfect Right, perfect, bro,that you got some skins going
out with it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:27):
Perfect Right, perfect bro.
That shit was pretty good rightthere, bro Perfect bro that or
like, not just like Call of Dutyand Modern Warfare 3 and shit
like that.
There was other pretty goodones.
I know people give shit likeAdvanced Warfare a bunch of shit
.

Speaker 2 (01:43:41):
I actually enjoyed it .
Advanced Warfare was good.
Though it's probably everything, Advanced Warfare was good.
The grinding for the.
I think that was really dopethe main.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
Bro, you telling me being able to go Like with the
freaking exosuit.
Bro, that shit was not.
That shit was fucking dope tome, bro.
Being able to make crazy plays.

Speaker 2 (01:43:57):
You can jump, scoot back and then slam down like
that, bro, that's an insane playto do.
I ain't gonna lie, the amountof times I got outplayed like
that was crazy.
You would think I would learn,bro.
That's when I started learninghow to up my sensitivity.

Speaker 1 (01:44:08):
Bro, that's the game I up my sensitivity bro and then
you had the fucking pay to winfucking guns.
You had the motherfuckingspeakeasy.
You had the motherfucking bow.
You had Obsidian.
Obsidian there you go and bro,you had variance.

Speaker 2 (01:44:23):
That was good bro.
That's what it was.
Variance.

Speaker 1 (01:44:25):
That was good bro, but it was good, but then it was
the fall of Call of Duty bro.
That's when it all startedBecause they had the
microtransactions bro, pay towin bro.
But it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:44:35):
Like we complain about microtransactions for so
long, and now they're just likeliterally feeding us without it
being micro-intrusion.
It's just skins.
It's just skins for a gun, butit's the same thing, though it's
the same thing More expensive,more bullshit.
I mean, now it's a littledifferent, but Well, I know why
people complain about it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
because they said, like it's pay to win, like if
you had that gun you were good.
Oh boy, I get, but get yourbroke ass out of the way.

Speaker 2 (01:45:05):
Nah, bro, I didn't have the guns.
I was still being top two onleaderboard.
Let me tell you, bro, because Ihad, I will grind for them, for
the, for the, for the boxes,bro, I will grind for them.
You know, when I got thespeakeasy?
When the game was already done,two weeks before the next call
duty came out.

Speaker 1 (01:45:22):
They say Call of Duty came out.

Speaker 2 (01:45:23):
They said, yeah, let's go ahead and give it to
them.
I got that and the fuckingObsidian bro.
And I got them like three moretimes after that because you
know how you can get it repeated.

Speaker 1 (01:45:33):
Three more times after that.

Speaker 2 (01:45:34):
I got it again, bro.
Hell, no, bro, I'd be foaming,bro.
And then from there, the nextone for me was Ghost.

Speaker 1 (01:45:42):
Oh yeah, bro, Call of Duty, ghost bro, y'all talk
shit as I liked it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:45):
Y'all talk as much shit as y'all want.
Bro, I liked it.

Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
They added the sliding mechanic.
They added like, the operatorskins, Like, you can customize
your operator and everything,which I thought was pretty cool.
You can add like, Like, changethem up and everything Just wars
was actually a fucking warsthat's why I like call of duty
goes because clan wars like ifyou were in a clan and actually

(01:46:09):
meant you were doing you weredoing good, you were checking
they had like the clanactivities that you do weekly or
some shit like that or theywould have all the clans battle
out to see who could control thepoints.
But it is based on, like, thegame modes or whatever for that
certain uh bro I was.

Speaker 2 (01:46:23):
I used to dick right the fuck out that shit bro, let
the people know what clan youwere in that FLZ bro, flz bro
right, flatliners, flatliners,if y'all, if anybody listening
if y'all got smack for FLZ bro,just know it was probably me bro
right, it was.

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
I used to play with them every now and then shout
out to what was it?
Frost, Frost.

Speaker 2 (01:46:44):
Frost Zaytoven, I don't remember the other I can't
remember.
That was the main one, because Iused to talk shit to Zaytoven
so much bro.
It was just talking shitthroughout the that's when I was
feeling like it was like a core.
It was like, okay, khaldu'scoming back Because you could
talk.
I don't know, it was justsomething about it, it was
something different.
Just just getting on there, youknow, like, like reverence,

(01:47:05):
that you go on there, you see inphysical, like you see in the
map of what you got to do, yougot to take it.
You could take it, and then theother, the other, another, uh
clan would take it right backand but it was like you gotta
wait till that motherfucker'slogged off bro it was just if it
was at night, you kept seeingthat thing, but you just can't
go, don't even check it.

Speaker 1 (01:47:22):
Keep going, keep going and then they had the
mobile app you could check.

Speaker 2 (01:47:24):
Yeah, that's why I was checking it on bro, I
remember after every win, checkthat bitch real quick and then
we would be up and then it wouldtell me that another clan I was
like oh my god, but y'allalways won.
I feel like we won most of it,we won.

Speaker 1 (01:47:43):
I remember, after call of duty ghost, after goes,
oh, call of duty ghost, thatthey had the aliens, the aliens
cool to me, bro.
The aliens are so fucking cool,bro I found.

Speaker 2 (01:47:53):
I found a little uh easter egg for the aliens ones
where I could carry all the gunsI don't know yeah, I played it
with you where I can, then Ifind it.
I found it on accident.
I found the accident because Ithought I had lost my gun.
And then I went and boughtanother gun and I hit Y again
and my gun.
I was like I got three guns.
I went back on the ladder, bro,I got all the guns in the game.
But, bro, that was what a time,bro.

(01:48:19):
Oh, infinite Warfare.

Speaker 1 (01:48:20):
Infinite Warfare was the one Call of.

Speaker 2 (01:48:22):
Duty I did not play, I didn't play no Infinite
Warfare.

Speaker 1 (01:48:24):
I Infinite Warfare was the one.

Speaker 2 (01:48:25):
Call of Duty.
I did not play.

Speaker 1 (01:48:25):
I ain't playing.
No Infinite Warfare.

Speaker 2 (01:48:27):
I said that Call of Duty out.
Yeah, it was old, it was Ghost.
Advanced Warfare, Black Ops 3,Infinite Warfare.

Speaker 1 (01:48:34):
I'm pretty excited about Black Ops 3, but that's
when they started addingcharacter abilities, character-
abilities, and it was crazy, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:48:40):
That's when it started getting crazy.
The guns started getting crazy,everything started getting
crazy.
The gun started getting crazy,everything started getting crazy
, but uh, it was an infinite,and after that they had modern
warfare remastered.

Speaker 1 (01:48:48):
That was the downfall yeah, I didn't play that one I
didn't play that one either.

Speaker 2 (01:48:53):
Then they had call of duty, world war ii.

Speaker 1 (01:48:55):
Didn't play that one either I, I played that one, but
only because my cousin gave itto me.
But I played like a couplematches.

Speaker 2 (01:49:01):
Okay, now I seen it, I said no, I'm not doing this,
I'm not doing this I rememberwhen my cousin bought me that
game, I loaded up.

Speaker 1 (01:49:07):
I was pretty excited, like yeah, I got the call of
duty for free and I was reallygrateful for and everything.
Then, when I loaded up into myfirst online match on that one,
he's like he's, I'm sorry, I'mlike wow, he's like this game
looks like shit.
He's like this game looksunfinished.

Speaker 2 (01:49:24):
I was like that's what they were saying, yeah
there I was like I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:49:27):
I thought it's pretty cool, that game was pretty ass
bro.
But I at the time when I lookedback at it I was like, damn,
that game was ass, but at likesince my cousin got it from me,
peep I was like okay, so it waslike free, and I like call of
duty and I was like hell yeah,bro, I got this shit for free.
Appreciate it, pepe?

Speaker 2 (01:49:43):
yeah, and I'm sure, like giving it as a gift, yeah,
you bound to play more, yeah,but, and after that was black
ops 4, and that's when itstarted getting crazy.
And then mobile release.
After that one, oh yeah, andthat's still the best one.
And then modern warfare.
And then modern warfare, bro,2019.

Speaker 1 (01:50:01):
Modern warfare 2019 but low-key modern warfare 2019
that shit did refresh it for me.
Okay, it did.
That shit was a refresher forme.
The guns, the way thateverything played out, the way
you could just do everything,bro, that shit was phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (01:50:17):
I'll give it that.
But when I played it I had beenout of it for like what?
Four, four years, four or fiveyears.
I hadn't touched a touch ofquality.
But I was so rusty bro, thatshit was that shit bro going
straight to warzone because Iain't playing multiplayer, I
ain't play oh yeah, that'sanother thing straight into
warzone bro no, you wild forthat should have been an amazing

(01:50:39):
experience.
And it was just, and then, justfrom there, it just went.
It went warzone by itself, andthen, but I'm afraid, to
remaster, campaign remaster, andthen, just from there, it just
went, it went Warzone by itself.
And then Final Fantasy 2,campaign remastered, and then
Black Ops, cold War.
Cold War was pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:50:53):
Yeah, I didn't bother it.

Speaker 2 (01:50:54):
I like the big maps that they have with it where you
can bring in tags andeverything Solid.

Speaker 1 (01:50:58):
I liked the dismemberment, the fact that
they made it gory.
Yeah, they made it gory again.

Speaker 2 (01:51:06):
Because I felt like Golly was losing that, that
essence of like the top shooter.
You know, it just felt, it justfelt I don't know.
Then Vanguard.
Then I didn't play that one,modern Warfare 2.
I played it but I did not enjoya single bit of it.
And then Call of Duty Warzone2.0.
Same trash, different rapper.
Then Call of Duty Warzone 2.0.
Saint Trash.
Different rapper.

(01:51:27):
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3.
That was just like you knowwhen you're down and you get
kicked, and then you get spit on, and then a horse comes by and
shits on you and a dog comes byand pees on you.

Speaker 1 (01:51:41):
It's too complicated for me, bro.
It's like they sold you thesame game, just different skins
and different maps.

Speaker 2 (01:51:47):
We knew it was the same game.
Y'all did not have to make itthat obvious, right?
We knew it was the same game.
We knew it.
Y'all fucking rubbed it in ourfaces, though.

Speaker 1 (01:51:56):
Right, y'all didn't have to make a game fucking
about one damn terabyte, thatshit.
So much fucking.
Oh, it was 1TB white Bruh thatshit Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:52:05):
That was ridiculous For no reason.

Speaker 1 (01:52:08):
Maybe not that one, but like Nah they.

Speaker 2 (01:52:10):
Nah, they have it.
Nah, that one was.

Speaker 1 (01:52:12):
All them damn patch notes All them.
I mean them patch things, causethey got like 800, 800, 900 Bro
Gigabytes bro.
That shit is fucking ridiculousbro.

Speaker 2 (01:52:22):
And then.
And then they remastered thecall to remote.
It's a little different nowthey released like a 2.0 version
of it.
Still the best call to do.
They released and then the callto do that I have now, like I
said, I'm sorry, play the beta.

Speaker 1 (01:52:38):
Oh, that's the one with the omni movement.
Uh-huh, that's the new one.
Right now, bro, yep, yep playedit, put it back down.

Speaker 2 (01:52:42):
That's the new one right now, bruh, yep, yep, I
mean, play it, put it back down.
I said, yeah, this is not forme, this is I'm done.

Speaker 1 (01:52:49):
I'm too old now.

Speaker 2 (01:52:51):
This is a different target audience, bro.
I'm not meant for this.
I'm not sure what this is.

Speaker 1 (01:52:56):
I can't do it either, bro.
Y'all have fun though playingthat game, bro, but Shit.

Speaker 2 (01:53:00):
Shit, it was crazy bro.
Top of his league At one point.

Speaker 1 (01:53:07):
And then it just that shit, just we just not their
Target audience anymore, bro.
That shit, everybody be playingthe fuck out of that game Now,
bro.

Speaker 2 (01:53:14):
Nah, apparently it's lost A whole lot of Player base.
Oh, has it yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:53:19):
That's good bro.
I love to hear that bro.

Speaker 2 (01:53:23):
What was it when?

Speaker 1 (01:53:24):
you play with friends , not even bro what?

Speaker 2 (01:53:27):
not even when we play ?
No, when we play.
But now, what it is now?

Speaker 1 (01:53:31):
I'd rather play battlefield, to be honest with
you.

Speaker 2 (01:53:32):
Yeah, I'd rather play battlefield, because that's
just.
Uh, bro, you need this gun andyou need this other gun.
You need this part and you needthis.
Don't you fucking pick noneelse.
You need this, don't you?

Speaker 1 (01:53:44):
fucking pick.
None else.
You need this.
Oh, the meta builds, bro.
It is the dumbest shit ever.
Meta builds is what ruined itfor me, bro.
The streamers, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:53:53):
Them bot lobbies and they're making everybody.
I got a little Timmy thathasn't gone to school in fucking
six days.
Go to school, motherfucker,With the meta build fucking
whooping my ass.
Just slide, I can't even aim atthat, motherfucker.
But motherfucker, justmotherfucker.
Jersey Devil just flyingthrough skies and shit just I'm
just I'm getting shot out fromwhere, somewhere, I don't

(01:54:16):
fucking know yeah, I hate thatshit too, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:54:18):
Metal builds is what killed it.
For me, it's just I don't know,I don't know how big the games
are, they take away too muchdamn space.
I'm gonna have Fucking Fourgames on my damn Xbox.

Speaker 2 (01:54:28):
Five games.
That time you wanna play Callof Duty, go ahead.
Go buy you a two terabyte SDcard, ssd card.

Speaker 1 (01:54:34):
Not even a regular one, brother Cause now they
doing that Like you have to havethe Seagate expansion.

Speaker 2 (01:54:39):
Oh yeah, that's right .
Fucking stupid bro.
$200 cards, bro Right.

Speaker 1 (01:54:43):
That shit hurt my head bro.
I'm glad I stopped playingvideo games bro.
I play it now every now andthen, but not like I used to.

Speaker 2 (01:54:50):
Now, now it's just yeah, it's the literally the
passion I used to have for it.
I don't like Right, not anymore.
I hate to say that, though,because I to me, like Call of
Duty was my biggest, like I said.
I remember I said I used toskip school for it.
You would come home from school, hey, but I'm on a prestige.

(01:55:10):
One Couldn't even, couldn'teven close my eyes, didn't even
blink, to get to prestige.
Fucking had to lick my eye likea fucking gecko to fucking close
it.
And then, nah, the one thatkilled me Was it Advanced.

Speaker 1 (01:55:21):
Warfare.
No, it was 3.
3 when they released the new,it was Modern Warfare 3.
I mean Black Ops 3.
Black Ops 3.
I remember because they had thedark matter and everything, and
then you grinded to MaxPristine.

Speaker 2 (01:55:33):
I grinded, I literally I grinded, I grinded,
barely made it to school thenext day, or was it school, I
don't remember.
Yeah school, I get back homeWhole YouTube video.
Yeah, guess what guys?
We released it.
We released 10 new Get the fuckout of here 10 new prestigious.
Get the fuck out of here.

(01:55:53):
You don't know what the fuck Ijust had to do to get to the
first 10.
Get the fuck out of here.
That shit is crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:56:00):
Bro, that shit killed me bro me, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:56:07):
Nobody asked you.
Nobody asked for that.
No, nobody, nobody.
I gave up.
After that, I gave up.
I started doing drugs.

Speaker 1 (01:56:12):
But then again, like the stories for call of duty
were pretty good, like we saidbefore, the campaign story
warfare 2 yeah, the campaignmodern warfare campaign was
pretty good um the modernwarfare ones were good.

Speaker 2 (01:56:23):
the the Black Ops one was good, black Ops up to Black
Ops 3.
Advanced Warfare was good.

Speaker 1 (01:56:29):
I didn't play.
Oh yeah, you didn't play thecampaign for it I didn't play
the campaign.

Speaker 2 (01:56:33):
The campaign was really good, at least in my
opinion.
It was really futuristic, sinceit was really good, and then
after that I stopped playingCall of Duties.

Speaker 1 (01:56:43):
I stopped playing campaigns.
The new Call of Duties Istopped playing Campaign.

Speaker 2 (01:56:45):
The new Call of Duties came out.
I played it.
Apparently Campaign is adifferent game than the
multiplayer and it was just ass,bro.
It had no motion, it had nosoul, there was no love, it was
just empty.
But two missions were good, andthen the next mission, you're

(01:57:07):
like what the fuck are we doing?
It was just.
And then I haven't finished acampaign ever since.
I played like one or two.
I didn't finish Modern Warfare2, the new one, remastered.
I didn't finish that campaign.
Damn bro.
I tried and I was like okay,visit but yeah, it's call of
duty has.

Speaker 1 (01:57:24):
Yeah, it's taking a fall down but for me I, it
should just ask now, bro, allthem pay to win skins or
whatever?
Oh yeah just camping, bro, it'sjust the meta guns yeah, meta
builds bro.
I can't do it bro, it's not,I'm just, I'm just too old now,
I guess I, I got too much, Ican't hang I'm not even old.
I just can't hang with y'allbro I just can't.

(01:57:46):
I need my sleep but yeah,that's pretty much it, bro.
You got anything else that you?

Speaker 2 (01:57:51):
want.

Speaker 1 (01:57:51):
No, that's pretty much no, that was it but y'all
let us know what y'all thinkabout any of this stuff that we
talked about on this episode.
Thank y'all so much forlistening.
Thank y'all for liking,subscribing.
Thank you for following us ontiktok, on instagram and just
anywhere y'all see is like youknow.
Thank you for sharing us to allyour friends, your family or to
whoever you know.
Thank you for listening.

(01:58:11):
Like I said, um, we have guestsin the work.
I know I keep saying it, buthopefully, maybe not next month,
but the month after we might beable to have our first guest.
We might go to Yayo's place andrecord our first episode right
there with guests and actuallyhave some pretty cool ideas for
that episode.
So we might do like a true fordrink episode, like we did last
time that's what I'm trying tothink about doing.

(01:58:33):
Okay, either that, or maybe dolike the dnds type episode okay,
that'll be nice, oh yeah, I'lllet you know.
But yeah, like I said, thankyou so much for supporting us.
You know, I really appreciateeverybody who listens, who tunes
in or whatever you want to sayfor helping us push our numbers
up and everything I know.
Last episode wasn't all thatgreat because we were freaking

(01:58:56):
tired, so forgive us and I can'tfucking read apparently like I
said I used to be a reader Iused to love reading all the
time, but I haven't read infucking years and that fucking
shows it.
I can't free fucking names.

Speaker 2 (01:59:09):
We were just a little tired, but it was.

Speaker 1 (01:59:11):
It was a little late right, it was a little late, but
, like I said, shout out to mycousin, uh pepe.
Shout out to my girlfriend, youknow.
Thank y'all so much forlistening, thank y'all for
always supporting me andeverything.
Um, that's pretty much it forme.

Speaker 2 (01:59:25):
All right, you want to shout out, sammy Jared.
They've been giving us goodreviews, they like the episodes.
Just keep telling us it's good,it's good, so y'all better
fucking listen.

Speaker 1 (01:59:37):
Why ain't y'all listening?
All the people out therelistening.
Why ain't y'all listening?
Please listen Y'all learnedsomething or not?
Or maybe please listen y'alllearned something or not, or
maybe not.
We learned that all jasminestink.
Come on, y'all learningsomething with this we do.
We do weekly quizzes herethat's right, but um, before we

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