EP 47- Your Memories Aren't Wrong - You're Just From Another Timeline - Kosmic Cove

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, you think darkness is your ally.
You merely adopted the dark.
I was born in it.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Molded by it.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
I see death.
Welcome to the Cold Family.
It's your co-host, yaya, here,my boy.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Reverend, that's right, it's the boy.
Reverend Ron C.
Reverend Ron C.
Hey, hey De compas.
No what it do, cosmic Cove,what's everybody out to what
y'all been out to?
Go ahead speak, let's hear it.
Let's hear it.
Let's hear the gossip aroundyour neighborhood.

(01:00):
Go ahead tell us, mmm.
Oh shit, right.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
No, no, no.
Oh shit, hold up, tea time, teatime.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Tea time, tea time, tea time.
Y'all let us know about thegossip in y'all local area.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Let us know who's sleeping with?

Speaker 2 (01:13):
who Send it in?
Yo, what the baby mamas aresaying, what the baby daddies
are saying, what the here at.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Cosmic Cove.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
We live for a tits man, right, we live for the
cheese man Y'all let us know.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Low-key.
That's a good idea.
I ain't gonna lie, that is a Onsome Tati shit, bro, right Tati
, uh-huh.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Tati, who is it, tati , the influencer girl?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I don't know she has like her podcast.
Suerte La like that is with hermom or her mom, I think so, oh,
okay I think I know who you uh,who you talking about, but damn
yeah there it is.
That's, that's what it is I'mlike what the fuck you doing?

(02:00):
Damn, but that's a, that's agood idea though.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Right.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Just let the let the standard act tea.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Her podcast is pretty good though.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
That's all.
That's what it's about.
Uh-huh, just just tea, liketheir tea, or like, or like.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
No, they just be like saying a bunch of crazy shit,
oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Well she.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I like her stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Right, that shit do be funny, she be saying whatever
whenever, whatever.
The main one was the main one.
That be cracking me up is likewhen she reminds her mom of,
like, how she used to get, howshe used to do her when she was
a kid, and her mom like bedeflecting her, like, like, like
, nah, nah, nah, that's notthat's not.
Zero cannibalism.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
We got to stand up and protect ourselves from these
evil people.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
that what's that those people.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Damn people.
Nah, bro, that shit, theyreally do be gaslighting you.
No, no I ain't never done that,no, no, no, it wasn't.
It's because you were so long,it's so long ago.
You're thinking you'll bewatching too much TV.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Here's what that.
That's not even what I have.
Oh, there's not.
Oh, there's this one, mama.
Okay, but tell me what you did.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I was a kid, it's like I walked.
Tell them what you did, thoughTell them what you did.
Tell them the whole story.
I didn't even hit you that bad.
Oh yeah, why do I have fourfingers?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Bro, that's the biggest thing we used to tell my
mom.
Bro, that's the biggest thing Iremember.
When you broke that child on myback, she's like if I actually
were to do that, you wouldn'tturn out like you did.
I was like God damn, youwouldn't be.
Like goddamn, you would bedoing everything you want.
You'd be doing whatever youwant, man.
They just be zeroaccountability, bro.

(03:47):
Zero accountability Justgaslighting you the whole way.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Right, talking about some character development Right
Low key when they owe this shit.
Character development my assPoe Bitch.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
It's like that pose I seen.
I ain't going to ever let mymama stay at a.
What is it called Like?

Speaker 2 (04:09):
a, not retirement home.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Nursing home.
Nursing home.
She going to live with mysister.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
No bro, let my mama be in a nursing home.
I'm going to pull up, causehavoc.
Hey, my mama said she let youborrow that 20.
Talk to an Alzheimer's personthat don't remember shit.
She's going to need that 20.
I'm busting them kneecaps in myboy.
That razzes every old person.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I see he pulls up, and then what?
It's okay, I can't even feel itno more.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Bro, I remember one time Real quick story time Real
quick story time Go ahead.
One time it was like Christmastime Real quick story time Go
ahead.
One time it was like Christmastime.
Me and my girlfriend were goingto the nursing homes to drop
off gifts for the old people orwhatever for.
Christmas, oh, y'all did that.
Yeah, we did it.
Holy shit, it was like a churchthing, but me and her were the

(04:58):
only ones that pulled up, andthe church people were there,
but they ended up disappearing.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
So we're like bruh, so it was just her and me,
pretty much like handing out allthe stuff, just the volunteers
doing it.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
We were the only volunteers like we.
We weren't even supposed to bethere, but we're like oh, we
wanted to help, or whatever.
So we were told where to be, atwhat time to be there, and we
were there.
Only people that showed up.
We had, like, uh, santa claus,hats on what they said about the
rest of y'all.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
What they say about the rest of y'all.
What they say about the rest ofy'all.
What you mean, everybody elsethat didn't go.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Oh, I don't know.
It's supposed to be a lot ofpeople, but nobody showed up.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
It's supposed to be the time of giving when y'all.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Right where y'all is, where y'all was, and, bro, that
shit was crazy.
Bro.
To all the people that workwith the people in the nursing
homes, my hat goes off to you.
You know y'all got to put upwith so much, but also feel for
the old people because you knowthey can't move.
They can't function like theyused to.
You got to have patience, bro.

(05:56):
Yep yep, and you're going tosee a lot of shit bro Yep
literally Literally.
I saw an old lady dragging herfeet and her titties bro oh shit
.
Bro, that shit was insane.
No, I'm just joking.
Oh, so we were dropping off thegifts, you know, you know my
girlfriend.
She got sent off to one area togo drop stuff off, like socks,
just essentials, like toothpaste, deodorant.

(06:18):
Oh, okay, okay, Just like smalllittle gifts or whatever that
people donated from the church.
Me, I'm over in the trenches,bro.
For me I feel like herexperience was like sunshine and
rainbows.
She met like a couple and thenshe got some chocolate from them
or some shit like that.
Me, bro, I'm over, I'm with,like I'm looking for this one
lady, like some old lady orwhatever.

(06:40):
I'm in a room checking.
I'm like, oh, oh, there'snobody here.
Then, um, you know, the peoplethat are working there were like
walking around, like where isshe at?
and they're like she was in thebathroom.
She's like I'm in here, I turnaround, I'm like bro, butt ass
naked.
I'm like you know damn way I'mseeing all this right now.

(07:04):
And she was like we told you tocall us if you need any help.
She was like I thought I coulddo it that's gonna be me, man.
I shouldn't be in here.
So I'm sitting here with hergift.
I'm like, what should I do?
What do I do?
I just put her on her bed.
She ain't even gonna know whatit is, and you know, she helped

(07:26):
her get up and cleaned her,whatever.
And uh, you know, I'm like, allright, I gotta get out of here.
I gotta get out of here.
And then, uh, I'm like, let mego give the next person the gift
.
I'm looking, I can't rememberwhere I needed to go.
I went back down the hallway andthen, um, I ended up having to
go back in that lady's roombecause I think they shared

(07:47):
rooms, or some shit like that,with another person.
So I was like, and since Ididn't know the layout, I was
like, okay, I don't think I'vebeen in here yet and I go in
there.
Bro, tell me why.
The old lady's still in thebathroom again.
But, thank you, she got back inthe bathroom.
She's like I need some, needsome help.
I'm like, man, I don't do this.
Man, that's not me, you needhelp from someone else, so they

(08:08):
come in here.
I'm like no bro, I don't workhere.
I was here for presents I donot work here and then it was
just like a bunch of crazy stuff, bro.
I was like having to deal withthat.
I'm finishing up my rounds likegiving people their gifts.
You know they're saying thankyou.
You know, that's pretty much it.
They literally just took itfrom me, said thank you.

(08:29):
I'm like all right, bro, merrychristmas to you too I guess
that's that shit back.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Merry christmas to you too, I guess.
Serve that shit, motherfuckerand uh what's that?
The one over here by, uh, bythe park.
Uh, it wasn't.
No, no, no it was.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
It was close by but it wasn't there and what
happened?
And then I told my girlfriendabout it.
I found her inside a room andshe was talking to the couple
still, and they gave herchocolates and talking about, I
guess, maybe their love story orsomething like that.
Me, I'm over it, but I feltlike sweat coming on my face.

(09:05):
I felt like I had like freaking, all this freaking.
You feel like you're white.
Yeah, I feel like I justescaped battle or something bro
I felt like I had all thesebattle scars on me and
everything.
They put you in the dark sectorof the shirt ripped freaking
clothes barely hanging on.
Bro, I'm like bleeding,bleeding.
I was like we finished ourrounds.
The lady said we could leaveand she's over, okay, and then

(09:29):
she's like finishing up thestory.
I'm like you won't.
You won't believe how, what allhappened to me.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
I saw some old party bro, that shit was.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
I can't remember what else I saw, bro nah, I believe
it, bro.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
I know because I had.
I had a friend that used towork for a nursing home and
stuff like that and she saidit's a no-man's land, right.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
It's a no-man's land.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
It's lawless.
It's a lawless place.
They know people be fucking toobro.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Right, Right, oh freaks bro.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
For real bro.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Walk in there with they Shmeet out, damn bro.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
That shit is stinking , this bitch.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
That shit smell like Shaggy carpet in here.
Bro, that shit stink, she smelllike garlic.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
She smell like mildew , bro.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Fucking mothballs Mothballs.
That shit smell dusty.
This bitch Shit smell like olddentures.
That shit smell dusty.
This bitch Shit smell like Olddentures.
That shit smell like Oldlibrary books Smell like ass.
That shit Picks smell likeLibrary books, bro, I was like

(10:40):
Bro nah.
Maybe I'm not meant For thistype of charity.
Let me go to the dogs next yearwho said yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
I just donated my dollar, bro.
I was like, bro, nah, maybe I'mnot meant for this type of
charity.
Let me go to the dogs next year.
Yeah, I just donated my dollarat Fula.
I just round up next time, fuckit.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
I did my dues.
I did my dues.
I'm guaranteed to go intoheaven now.
I bought my way into heaven,bro, got generational karma.
That bought my way into heavenBroke out generational karma.
That shit was intense bro.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
He could be evil for the rest of his life.
Still go to heaven.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
On some fallout shit bro.
No cap bro, for real.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Jesus bro, At least you did it, though.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Have you ever had anything like that happen to you
?

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Like help.
No, I don't help.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Never.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
You never take care of like an old person, or oh no,
not really.
Um, I I guess the closest thing, just when I, when I'm at work
and like I'm working for like anold old person and he's like,
can you help me over here?
Like and I'm like, yeah, fuckit.
Like even though I'm notsupposed to do it, or like not,
uh, pick a bait to flim, butyeah, I guess that's as far.
That's as far as I've doneanything.
Apart from that it's just whenwe were little we were doing

(11:49):
that Christmas Carol thing.
We went to that nursing home.
Oh shit, that's about it.
I remember that that's as far,but I really not, nah.
Nah, I got to get myself somegood coming.
I need to stock up on that bro.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Go ahead, bro.
This Christmas send you rightdown the road for us, we'll sign
up.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Good, we'll record our whole entire experience.
Good, I'll round up at FoodLion.
Bro, I'll be rounding up bro.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
We got to put that GoPro to use, bro.
You never use it.
You're right.
What you mean?
I don't use it.
What you mean?
That?

Speaker 1 (12:22):
video be going crazy.
Fuck that I be sitting in mybed watching that shit on the
big TV.
Yeah, I did that.
Yeah, yeah, I did that.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
For every $5 sent to my cash app.
I'll link you all these videos.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Hey, before I get it, it was cold in there.
My house is cold.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
I ain't got no heat, it's cold.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
I didn't have my socks on.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
It's just me slipping around here.
How was your week then, bro?
Let's just go ahead and my weekis pretty good.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
I would like to say that the record show I believe I
redeemed myself on the cookout.
Oh yeah, that's right.
Who forgot, who forgot we?

Speaker 2 (13:14):
had a what you talking about who forgot.
That party was crazy.
Right, I got faded bro, thelights were going.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
The drinks were flowing Low key y'all Go ahead,
go ahead and tell him.
Go ahead, and tell him Go ahead, go ahead and tell him about it
.
Yayo's Bar and Grill, allinclusive.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Go ahead and tell him what you call that drink,
though Uh, I call that mangopassion, passion, mango passion.
Mango passion.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Cause, really, really , it's mango and I put passion
into it, you feel me who saidpassionate?

Speaker 2 (13:41):
He literally just threw everything into a cup.
Everything fell out.
He didn't have the mix, he justtwirled his finger around there
, stuck his finger in his mouth.
After he twirled his finger inmy drink.
Get the ice mixed up.
No, bro, that drink was good.
All right, I give it to you Forsomebody that hasn't grilled
like that.
Right For somebody that doesn't, that hasn't grilled like that,

(14:02):
right Hasn't grilled.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
I haven't grilled, catered, what is it?
I haven't hosted?
I really haven't.
Oh yeah, hosted, cause thefirst time.
The first time, I feel like Ifucked it up a little bit Cause
I ain't timing correctly, butthe second time, the second time
I was ready this time Alrightthat shit went crazy.
I had the drinks ready.
I was making Mixed drinks.
I gave him the recipe.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
That's how it's done.
In case they want to do, that'syour recipe.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Instead of ice, y'all get frozen fruits, preferably
mango and pineapple.
Use that as your ice cubes andthen you throw some Really
whatever tequila you want,really Just put that in there
and throw some mango.
What?
Kind of tequila Did you use foryour Patron?
Yeah, I believe, patron.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Onyeka, I believe, patron Onyeka yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Just Just Shot or two shots in there.
Really just eyeball.
If you're a real one like me,you just eyeball that shit
Really.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
It depends on how strong you want the person wants
it really.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Were they too strong, were they Were they good.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Them things Were just right bro, cause I was trying
not.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
So you can't taste the alcohol.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
That was my goal.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
It's.
What is that's it, that's it.
You get that simply.
What is it?
Simply made, simply made mango.
I didn't even know they hadmango, but I ain't either Simply
made mango.
That's the best one, cause Itried Hugo Mex.
I ain't like Hugo Mex.
It's better with that one.
But yeah, y'all give it a try.
Let me know which.
I think Everybody got fucked up.

(15:19):
Everybody was fucked up.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Right, even the dogs, the dogs were knocked out.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Oh yeah, they did knock out.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
They were knocked out , bro.
Now them drinks is really good.
If y'all want to try some gooddrinks, try that drink.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
I just invented it off the top, that shit was good.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
That shit was really good.
And then the meat.
I liked the meat a whole lot,bro, it was good.
I know you the cut yeah butthat's just.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
That's just because my because I don't be liking the
fatty, but I think next timeI'm gonna get the same one, but
just marinate it the nightbefore, so I'm gonna be more
prepared this time.
Yeah, I just want to see whatit would it uh-huh what it would
it turn out to be I'm about tobe super prepared.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Go ahead and make the boston butt bro go.
Who tried?
No, I'm about to.
I'm about to get his wings, heabout to get his grill ring.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Gotta take it easy.
One more, bro.
If I can master that meat totaste good the way I want it,
I'll do Boston butt after thatone.
It's not that hard bro.
I know it's not that hard, butthat's the one you got to keep
checking on, right?
Yeah, yeah, that's where I'mgoing to slip up.
That's where I'm going to slipup.
Nah, it's not, I'm going to belooking for the Boston Buds.
It's going to end up like justa turkey leg.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
You can't mess it up, bro.
You can't mess it up.
I promise you can't.
I have that's because the firegot away from me Exactly.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Same thing's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
No, it's because you're going to use straight
charcoal or whatever.
I had charcoal and then I hadtoo much wood in there.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Oh, you actually had the apple wood.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
My wood caught fire bro.
I mean obviously it's going tocatch on fire, but I had way too
much fire so it got way too hot, I wasn't calculating correctly
.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
I'm going to have to try that, but you can do with
your charcoal then.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
All right.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
I'm going to do with wood too, if y'all want to do
with wood too.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
I don't know how to cook with wood a little bit.
Yeah, it's really cool, bro, Ilike it.
Not everybody likes it, but Ilike it.
I like the smokiness of it.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, I like the smokiness of it too that flavor
bro.
Yeah, that's why I like thecharcoal too, because it has
that small flavor to it.
I love that.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
They actually got like I like to use like a
slow-cooked charcoal, like theyactually sell like a slow-cooked
.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Oh, there is, oh, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Instead of having to wait until it turns white, you
just throw it Okay.
Okay, I'm going to have tocheck that out, bro.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
It's not too bad.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
I feel like it's low-key kind of a scam, because
I feel like it's just the samething, but I used it last time.
I thought it was still prettygood.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
But does it last long Because?

Speaker 2 (17:39):
what I noticed with this one it doesn't last long.
No, because you have the matchlight one.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Uh-huh, so that one, it should last.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
It should last longer , all right, but I'm going to
shake that out then I feel likeyou get like a more consistent
heat, but once all the coals,all the charcoals light up, then
you're just going to have likea really hot temperature.
But since you got the one thatraises and lowers, you'll be
able to control it.
That is I'm telling you.
It's a good grill.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
I finally I started using it.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
That day I was like Let me speed this up, yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
I was like, let me speed this up.
No, because I was At first.
It was going too fast.
I was like, let me slow it down.
I dropped it.
I was like, oh, that's right, Ican drop it.
So I dropped that thing andthen I closed it.
I would close it.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Just for a little bit Hang up.
If I was Right, Once you learnyour grill, bro, you learn how
to do all the tricks and whatall to do.
When to close it, how long toclose it what vents to open and
all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
But next time bro.
Next time with the seasonedmeat seasoned and the drinks.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Fuck it bro.
I think you're ready for abrisket, bro.
I don't know, though.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
That's just my opinion, if I can do the brisket
afterwards.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
It's the same thing.
It's the same thing, no it'snot the same thing.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
It's not the same thing, oh okay.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
The Boston butt's easy.
What about?

Speaker 1 (18:48):
the brisket.
That's the one you got 10-4.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
It's for hours, ain't it?
That one takes the least.
When I cook it, I start.
I probably wake up like five,six, some shit like that
Afternoon, uh-huh.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Yeah, I'll let you keep doing that one.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
That's how long I smoke.
I really appreciate you.
Some people smoke their shit.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
I really appreciate you.
I really appreciate you doingthat for me.
I really appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
That shit tastes so good.
Yeah, that is Bro, that shit iscrazy.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
I really appreciate you volunteering to do that shit
this weekend.
I really appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Nah, I done lost, I done retired, papa, after the
new grill master came anddethroned me.
It's up to you now.
I'll pass the spatula to you,bro, oh shit.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
You.
Good, I'll pass it back alittle bit.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
I'll teach you, bro.
Just FaceTime me, just call meFor the morning.
I won't pick up then, but I'llget to you when my business
hours are up.
Weekends is like 10 to 2.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Go away and go like what 600 minutes folks?
Let's hit our fire.
How do I?

Speaker 2 (20:02):
make the fire stop.
Nah, but you got it, bro.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Well, the brisket is kind of tricky, but Okay bro, I
can prender I can prender Shit.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
You got it, bro, I believe in you, I believe in you
.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
You good, I keep on doing my little grill meat, I'm
good, I'm okay with my littlegrill meat.
My little grill meat be good.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
I how they look like steak, though, like they do.
Oh, I did like that.
It tastes just like a steak.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
To be honest with you , like it just tastes like a
really thin ribeye.
Yeah, that's what it remindedme of.
Yeah, but it's really good.
I just feel like I just need tojust trim the fat more.
That's what I'm gonna do nexttime just trim the fat but still
leave some fat, so actuallycooked in there, and then, um,
uh, just mix it with lime and sothe fat a little bit more.
I already got it, bro.
All right, recipe in the head,but it's weekend.
But it's weekend Round threewho said this weekend?

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Round three.
I ain't working.
Oh wait, Might as well, do ittomorrow.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Go ahead and pull up for lunch.
No, go ahead and pull up forlunch, bro.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Go ahead.
I had two Boston butts Going atone time.
Oh you did, didn't you that one?

Speaker 1 (21:05):
time.
Yeah, that's right.
Tight shit Bro.
Just that's just a flex really.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Nah, bro, cause I can , nah that's not even a flex,
bro, people be doing like Six ofthem bro Six at once, then they
be having the rack of reds, bro.
Nah, bro, I wish I was there.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Oh, but that's on the big ones.
That's a big, big one.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
That's just when you know that's the grandmaster
level right there.
I ain't there yet, bro, so key.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Instead of building a porch, bro, I'm going to build
a grill into the porch, bro.
You feel I know how I'm goingto do it.
I got the vision.
Going to be crazy, bro, goingto be crazy.
And then I'm going to make awater slide from my house To
your pool so I can just Justjump in there.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
No, sit all the way over here.
Alright, bro, let's go ahead.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
And get into this.
Oh, you ain't had Anything fromthis Weekend.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Um, let's keep my stuff A little secret.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Okay, okay, for next time.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Next time, next time and by that I mean, like what we
did Saturday.
Alright, baby, that's not.
I'm going to save that, we willfuck.
What do you say about thatGoPro?
All right guys.
So today we're going to betalking about the well-known,
the infamous.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Wendigo, no, I'm just playing the Skinwalker.
I was about to say hold on.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
We're talking about the infamous Skinwalker
skinwalker, where some peoplelike to call it all right, so
well, shit, my fault.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
You want to start off one?

Speaker 2 (22:37):
you got it, bro.
Go ahead tell them the loreabout the skinwalker.

Speaker 1 (22:40):
First things first.
First things first, becausethis is a big one I had.
Skinwalkers are not Wendigos.
They're not the same.
They're both figures fromNative American folklore, but
they're originated fromdifferent cultures.
They have distinctcharacteristics.
So skinwalkers areshapeshifting, malevolent
witches from Navajo culture,while Wendigos are cannibalistic

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supernatural beings.
All right.
All right, so check this out.
They are called skinwalkersbecause they wear the skins of
the animals they transform into.
For this reason, it is taboo inthe Navajo culture to wear the
pelt of any predatory animal.
Skill walkers may also wearanimal skulls or antlers on
their heads to gain more power.
In Navajo culture I'm going tosay it again yinagushi, meaning

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with it, he goes on all fours.
It's a type of harmful witchwho has the ability to
shapeshift into animals, oftenfor malevolent purposes, taking
on the physical appearance ofanimals like coyotes, wolves,
owls or crows, but it can reallyturn into almost any animal.
Really, skinwalkers have thepower to inflate disease, harm

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and death on humans and animals.
A person said to gain the powerto become a skinwalker upon
initiation of the witchery way.
Want me to break down what theyeah, yeah, yeah, All right so
just a little what the witcheryway is.
It refers to a concept in Navajomythology where individuals
known as skinwalkers gainsupernatural powers, including
shapeshifting, through a darkpath, often involving acts of

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violence or transgression.
One must commit taboo acts,such as murder, often of a close
relative.
Some with the Navajo communityconsider it taboo to discuss
skinwalkers, and it is believedthat doing so can invite them to
harm you.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Another thing that they could do was like incest,
or oh shit for real, fuck.
What was the another thing thatthey could do was like incest,
or oh shit for real.
Um, fuck.
What was the other shit thatthey could do?
like that was a taboo, uh-huh,uh, grave robbing and using body
parts, bone, skin organs anddark rituals okay because by
performing those horrific acts,a person gains the ability to
shape, shape, shift into ananimal or supernatural being.

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They also acquire outer worldlyor other or other-worldly
powers, such as superhuman speed, strength and the ability to
curse others when they do shitlike that.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Bro, that shit crazy to do that, bro, just to get
that power.
Just to get that power, bro.
It's running a little fasterbro.
So skinwalkers are consideredmalevolent witches who use the
power for evil, contrasting withmedicine, men who use their
spiritual knowledge for healing.
While the Navajo are known forthe skinwalker myth, similar
concepts of harmful witchcraftand shapeshifting exist in other

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Native American tribes such asthe Apache and Hopi, and in
Latin American culture.
The Nahuatl Skinwalkers aretraditionally found in the Four
Corners region of the NorthAmerican Southwest, encompassing
parts of Arizona, new Mexico,utah and Colorado.
I used to think that shit waseverywhere, like I used to think

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that shit was everywhere.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
They said it was like in Appalachia too right.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yeah, Appalachia too.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Right, that's what they say.
I could have sworn.
They said it was like in theAppalachian Four.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Corners was real.
That doesn't does not touch theAppalachian American Southwest
parts of Arizona, new Mexico,utah.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Or it might be the Winnego, I could have sworn
people said there's likesomething up there too.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
I don't know.
I don't know, Maybe maybe.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
But I might have.
Now, why is the same thing asthe skinwalker?

Speaker 1 (26:02):
It's not the same one , but it encompasses, like other
cultures have their own form ofit's not like we have the Yeti.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
But people are like in the mountains, like when
Snowy Tops have the.
I mean we have Bigfoot and theyhave the.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Yeti, something like that.
Yeah, so it's like it goes withthe stuff they had to do to
gain their power.
It lines up like other cultures, even though it's not the exact
, you know, the exact same thing.
Other cultures have, likesimilar things that they have to
do, like rituals they have todo in order to be able to, to
turn into, uh, or transform intoanimals okay, I wasn't too sure

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.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
I thought it was like the same thing or not.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
I mean same thing, sorry well, in a sense you could
say it was the same thing, butthey specifically said it was
the um, like straight off thebat, because, and uh, it depends
what they do to get those.
Uh, get the spars, likeobviously with the skinwalker.
You know they got to do tabooacts and whatnot with the nawal.
I didn't research it, but theyhave their other taboo stuff

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they got to do.
But it might not have to be ascrazy as, like you said, incest
or grave robbering.
It might be grave robbing to bereal.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Using body parts.
Using body parts or like doingsomething to their family.
Okay, I saw that skinwalkerstend to look like.
They take the form of an animalthat usually is a predator,
such as like a coyote, wolf, owl, fox or bear.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Sometimes they take the form of deers.
I know there was a couple ofvideos of people taking videos
of a deer, like the weird deersthat be looking all crazy.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
It said, however, its appearance is often described
as unnatural and disturbing.
Some common descriptionsinclude animals that move
awkwardly on unnaturally fasteyes that glow in the dark, even
when in human form.
A creature that stands on twolegs and suddenly drops on fours
and then runs, runs away orwhatever it walks on two and

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then drops on four and runs ahybrid like form that appears
partially human and partiallyanimal, strangely elongated
limbs or an unnatural gait.
Get, get, got, gait.
I don't know how to say that anunusual what gait, gait, gait,
yeah, yeah, witness off of thesquirrel, this, uh.

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Witnesses often report seeingoff animals wolf like human like
eyes, wolves with human-likeeyes, coyotes that walk like
people or deer that lookstrangely distorted.
In some cases, skinwalkers aresaid to wear animal skins over
their human forms, which is howthey acquired the ability to
shapeshift.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
So a skinwalker ranch in Utah has become a popular
occasion associated withparanormal activity, including
alleged encounters withskinwalkers.
So when they find you, they arebelieved to use their powers
for evil, potentially stalking,sabotaging or even replacing you
, rather than directly attackingyou.
So I didn't know that I used tothink they were like uh, that
would just rip you rip you toshreds.

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That's what I thought, but Iguess that comes from me
confusing skinwalkers withwendigos as well.
Um, so, okay, so skinwalkerscan transform into animals, like
we covered before to.
So they do this to move aroundmore effectively and disguise
themselves, making it easier tosneak into someone's house or
stalk them.
Uh, they're said to engage inmalicious acts such as

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sabotaging vehicles, causingaccidents or placing curses on
people using magic.
Um, they're believed to engagein malicious acts such as
sabotaging vehicles, causingaccidents or placing curses on
people using magic.
They're believed to be able tomimic human voices or animal
sounds to deceive others.
Some beliefs suggest thatskinwalkers can replace people,
mimicking their behaviors andthoughts after studying them,
instead of directly attacking.
Their methods are often moresubtle, such as shooting

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quote-unquote bad medicine dartsat victims or placing curses.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Oh damn, I didn't know that I didn't know that one
either, I just I was just goingto say just imagine you're
chilling.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
You get hit with a dart.
You curse, now Whole skinwalker.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
I saw that they possess supernatural abilities,
abilities making them formidableand terrifying entities.
Some of their rumored powersinclude shape shift and
obviously they have the abilityto turn into whatever animal
they want to.
Uh, they have superhuman speedand strength.
They can outrun vehicles, jumpunnaturally high and overpower
humans easily, mimic, cry andvoice manipulation.

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They can imitate.
They can imitate human voicesand animal calls to lure people
out of their homes or into thewilderness.
They have mind control andpossession.
They can influence humanthoughts, cause paralysis and
even temporarily take control ofa person's body.
They do dark magic and curses.
Skinwalkers are believed tocast spells that bring disease,

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misfortune or even death totheir enemies.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Tight shit.
It's crazy.
They can do all that, bro Right, and not even be spotted or
just be attacking from theshadows, really Just doing all
that, but that shit is crazy.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Imagine, bro, you're just chilling in the woods.
No, you're not even chilling,you're walking a trail.
You're about to head home.
Out of nowhere, you just see adeer Over a Hojutsu, throwing a
Hojutsu sign.
Last thing you hear is Fireball.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Nah, the worst thing If you see a deer Standing on
two legs, he takes his hoovesoff.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
In his hands.
He is actually.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
What was that from?
I don't know.
You know what I'm talking about.
You see that?
Oh my God, that should terrifyme, bro.
All right, Okay.
So how can you attack back?
How can you defend?

Speaker 2 (31:34):
or something like that.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Kick him in the balls .
Kick him in the balls, good oldpocket sand Run away.
Pocket sand.
So oh no, oh yeah, it said.
So, oh no, oh yeah, oh yeah,Alright, oh no again.
What did I do?
Okay, so skinwalkers are saidto be vulnerable to powerful
shamans and rituals.
You know, ask me, pull up.

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Talk about hey, lay, lay, lay,lay, lay.
As well as now.
This is crazy.
As well as bullets dipped inwhite ash, it hit the head or
neck.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
You really got to have that out of hand In white
ash, white ash.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
I forgot to look at what white ash is.
If I am not mistaken, that'sjust ground to the bones.
Oh, is that what that is?
I believe it.
Hold on, let me look at itbefore I tell y'all wrong.

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Fake news.
Fake news.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
What is white ash I?

Speaker 2 (32:24):
shot a wendigo with white ash and it didn't do
anything.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Okay, okay, okay, yeah, okay.
So I was completely wrong,completely wrong.
So it's a tree species nativeto Eastern North America.
So just the ash from that tree.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah, I thought it was ashes.
It was ash from that tree, okay.
It was an asteroid tree, okay.
So yeah, I didn't know.
It was a specific tree though.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
This is a.
It's known as a Phrygianusamericana.
It's a tree species native toeastern North America,
characterized by its tough,strong and sharp resistant wood,
making it ideal for tools,sports equipment and baseball
bats.
Let's go so.
Yeah, Good old, that's crazy.
Right, there's that tree rightthere.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
That's a big ass Fucking tree.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
If you ever see that tree, burn it, get the ass from
it, put it in your pocket.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Be locked and loaded Everywhere I go.
Lock and loaded everywhere, bro.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
So, technically, technically, just hypothetically
speaking Right, justhypothetically speaking, you
know, you find out, you find,you find a skinwalker While he
coming for you, you put somewhite, white ass on your hand,
you slap the dog shit out.
The motherfucker will smithtype shit.
Will smith type shit talkingabout.
Keep my wife saying out yourfucking man.

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You feel technically you shouldbe able to do some damage to it
technically speaking.
That that's, that's what theytelling me.
That's that's what these that'swhat they're telling me, that's
what they're telling me righthere, right now, Using that
logic.
Okay, so they can be counted by.
Shamans who know good magicperform specific spells and

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rituals to return theSkinwalkers' evil back to them.
In some versions, Skinwalkersare vulnerable to several
weapons similar to othershapeshifters.
Some sources suggest that askinwalker can be defeated by
discovering their human identityand then pronouncing their name
and the skinwalker's trueidentity.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
That's crazy.
Right there, Jaquan.
Is that you, Jaquan?
I know that you back there,Jaquan.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Boy, stop playing, boy, stop playing.
Get your ass over here, youknow your mama been looking for
you.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
Jaquan, I'm melting On some swiper shit.
Do you want that?
You, oh man.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Damn, I'm just trying .
It's hard out here.
It's out here for a skin walk.
Damn, what the fuck was that?
My fault?
No, you good bro, damn, I'mjust trying.
Hey man, it's hard out here.
It's out here for a skinwalker.
Damn, what the fuck was that.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
My fault, man no you good, bro.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Some legends suggest that Skinwalkers are also
Vulnerable to specific rituals,such as the creation of a circle
Using Anasazi symbols.
So Anasazi symbols Are symbolsthat originate From the Anasazi
people, one of the NativeAmerican tribes who settled
around the southwestern UnitedStates of America.
They were used as protectionagainst Wendigos as well.

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Oh well, that's what they meant.
I'm sorry, so it was originallyfor the Wendigos, but they're
saying that you can also usethose symbols as a protection
circle against a skinwalker.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Oh, okay, okay, I'm with you now um I saw that they
said even even like even justtalking about skin walkers is
taboo.
That, yeah, yeah, it draws you,it draws, it draws in close.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Yeah and they don't like.
Uh, that's why their culture islike taboo, where they don't
want to, don't don't even talkabout here we are.
I don't say the word, like Idon't know how many times we.
No, I said me.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Who don't know?
I have the Shinigami eyes.
I can see their full name.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Taisha, why write it in?

Speaker 2 (35:54):
the notebook.
I look above his head and seehis gamer tag Yayo Not the gamer
tag, that's another thing thatthey said, though, like they
said, they don't like when, likethey said, you can't whistle On
the Reservation land.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Like whenever.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
The sun's coming down .
They said not to Whistlebecause you're Attracted or some
shit Like that.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
I'm gonna say crazy, Because Usually when I'm walking
I start whistling, Even thoughyou're not supposed Right, just
casually.
I casually just like at workwhen I'm walking back and forth
I'm whistling.
You can catch me on a Tuesdayafternoon just doing nothing
whistling.
I would have not made it as aNative American bro, I would
have got ate up, bro Killed.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
Taken over.
All the window goes coming upfor you.
There he is, he's right there.
I saw that there was like acouple modern sightings or
encounters okay so this one iscalled the coyote.
That wasn't, that wasn't allright in the late 1990s, jacob,
a college student from flagstaff, arizona, decided to take a

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night drive to visit his familyin Gallup, new Mexico.
His route took him through longdesolate stretches of Navajo
Nation territory.
It was around 1.30 am and theonly light came from his car's
headlights and the moon above.
As he drove along the emptyhighway, something darted across
the road up ahead.
At first he thought it was acoyote, but something about it

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was off.
It moved strangely, almost likeit was gliding rather than
running.
He caught a brief glimpse of itin his headlights and saw mated
, patchy fur and long bony limbs.
It disappeared into thedarkness.
Shaken off his unease, hecontinued driving, but after
like about 10 minutes, he had asinking feeling that he wasn't
alone.
He glanced in his rearviewmirror and saw a shape running

(37:47):
behind his car on two legs Fuckman Bro.
Imagine this, bro, like you sawit go across your car.
You look back, it's in yourbackseat.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Nah fuck that, Nah, nah, fuck that.
That's like one of my fears.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Right there, bro, like you driving in there.
Dude, right there just living.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Nah, that's why when I, when I draw a night, bro, I
got my my back, I got it facingdown no cap bro, no cap.
I ain't even dealing with that,I ain't even dealing reverse.
I use my two side mirrors.
You good, I got two in the back.
Anyway, I don't even look backthere, really.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
I know there can't be nothing back there.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
I knowo can't nobody stand in it, unless it's laying
on top of the big machine.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
That's like one of my fears.
Right there, though, bro, forreal.
His heart pounded as herealized that the thing was
keeping up with his car, despitethe fact that he was now going
60 miles per hour.
As it got closer, he could makeout its twisted features.
Its face was a grotesque mix ofhuman and coyote, with that
wide hollow eyes and a mouththat seemed too large for its

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face.
Then, suddenly, the thing let ahorrific scream not quite human
, not quite animal no, that wascrazy no, that was crazy.
I don't think they could hear it.
I don't think they heard it.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
I'm gonna add that you gotta add that to it.
That shit was crazy.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Hold the fuck up who got scared then suddenly oh wait
, we already got that.
Oh yeah, not quite human, notquite animal, it was a blood
curling.
Well, that made every hair onhis body stand up.
So Jacob slammed the guy'spedal and pushed his car to 90

(39:26):
push that desperately, trying tooutrun the creature.
It chased him for nearly a milebefore it abruptly veered off
the road and vanished into thenight.
When he finally made it home,his grandmother took a look at
him and said did you see it?

Speaker 1 (39:45):
oh shit before he already knew uh-huh, she already
knew.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Before he answered, she nodded knowingly you saw a
skin walker, didn't you?
Jacob, barely slept that night.
Fuck, tight shit, fuck.
She knew, she knew.
Maybe she was the skin walkerwho's hold up though?
Movie, movie idea.
Right here we write the plottwist he had Cosmic Cove.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
We like to direct, to direct and fantasize about each
other on a mountain, oh in atent in a tent with cowboy
hotheads, bunch of silly dudes.
Nah, brother, but that shit iscrazy, bro, cause one

(40:30):
Motherfucker catching up Right.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Keeping up.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Keeping up with the car, bro.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Low key bro.
Somebody was to keep up With mycar, bro, and I was pushing
that bitch and it was going 90.
He was keeping up.
I trade that bitch In the nextday.
Alright, give me a hellcat, goahead, give me that hellcat run
that credit score, fuck italright, go meet him up again.
What up, fuck boy gone.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Alright, dust his ass now what I would've done.
I would've hit the brakes andthen slammed into him.
That's what I would've done,real shit.
I seen a motherfucker catch upto me.
You feel me?
Go on, go on, hit that shit, goon with that shit.
And then that motherfuckercatch up to me.
Hand the brakes, hand thatmotherfucker.
I'ma see him tumbling into thewoods, bro, look you catching up

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to me.
You don't got health insurance.
I already know that for a factyou don't got health insurance.
You not going to call the copsWin-win situation here.
I'm going to have a wolf justfucked up in the woods, just all
fucked up, all dismembered.
All right, I got a story foryou.
So when I was in grade school,we went to visit my grandma.
She was never home.

(41:37):
Most of the visits were prettyuneventful, typical boring old
people stuff, except she alwayskept her curtains drawn shut and
will always peek out the windowand out, and when someone asked
what she was doing she wouldsimply reply you know, she is
watching me.
This went on for nearly theentire visit until a few days
before we were due to leave.
My grandma and then baby brotherwere in the front yard evening

(42:00):
planting flowers when all of asudden my grandma started
shouting to my little brotherget away from that creature.
It's not safe.
Of course, being in Nevada, weall assumed that my brother had
found a scorpion or arattlesnake.
So we all ran outside to see mygrandmother clutching my little
brother and shaking in terror.
Against the side of the house,standing out in the yard was a

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large black, great Dane-sizeddog.
It was staring at mygrandmother, and it was.
It was staring at mygrandmother with an intensity
I've never seen before.
It looked up at us, gave it alittle huff and and bound it off
.
I don't remember if it movedunusual fast or not, but do
remember it had really deepyellow eyes, damn for a big old
dog, bro.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
A big old dog, bro, right, big old dog, I would have
kicked it square in the nuts.
I would have.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
I would have shot that thing.
No, they wouldn't have shot it.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
I would have just started.
Then I started blasting.
All right, this one's calledthe Strange Figure at the Window
.
Okay, okay.
In 2014, maria, a nurse in herlate thirties, moved to a small
town near Shiprock, new Mexico.
She had always been skepticalof Navajo legends.
Navajo legends, sorry,dismissing them as superstition.

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We'll have Rick, I mean we'llhave we'll have, bro Until the
night.
She woke up to scratching at herbedroom window.
At first she thought it wasjust the wind or a stray animal,
but as she still lay in bedlistening, she realized it
wasn't just random noises.
The noise was deliberate, slowand methodical.

(43:36):
Her bedroom window faced anempty field and there shouldn't
have been anything or anyoneoutside at that hour.
Taking a deep breath, shereached for her phone and turned
on the flashlight.
What she saw froze her blood.
A dark humanoid figure wasstanding there just outside the
window, pressed against theglass.
It was too tall to be a normalperson, at least seven feet high

(43:57):
.
Its fingers were long andclawed and it had eyes that
glowed in the dark.
But the most disturbing thing,it had no mouth.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
It had no mouth it had no mouth.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Oh shit, what the fuck?
So maria screamed and scrambledto turn on the lights.
By the time she looked back,the figure was gone.
She didn't sleep that night andthe next morning she called an
elderly navajo woman she workedwith at the hospital.
When she described whathappened, the woman became very
serious.
You need to clean your, cleanseyour house.
The woman said that was askinwalker, it was watching you,
bro.
That's so crazy.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
The crazy part is, though, methodically, like just
tapping on shit Right, like justpurposely, it wants you to see
it.
I hate that.
I hate that it wants yourattention, it wants your
attention, but I hate that.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
I, I hate, I hate that that, uh, it wants your
attention, it wants yourattention but I hate that I hate
.
Uh, damn, bro, hold on, bro, Igotta take a shit cue in the
music to come back, and we'reback, and we're back, guys,
sorry about that y'all.
Uh, I had to take an emergencyphone call, so we had to pause
the episode, and by phone call Imean I had to take a massive,

(45:07):
super, mega ultra paddle shit,my fault y'all, and when you go,
my stomach, bro.
I got the bubble guts orsomething bro.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Sandwich, bro.
It's the forbidden.
Combo, bro the forbidden rightbeer and cheese.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
I don't know what the fuck I was thinking, bro.
Alright, what you got, bro.
Sorry about that y'all.
We're coming back to it.
Did you finish your?

Speaker 1 (45:35):
yeah, you finished yours.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Yeah, oh wait, yeah, yeah, yeah, you did.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
That was it okay my uncle and cousin saw a large
deer on the side of the road.
When they got closer it hoppedover the fence like a bipedal
man one time.
Oh, okay, so this is a list oflittle stories.
So it hopped over the fencelike a bipedal man.
That's the end of that one.
Yeah, imagine just seeing that.

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Oh, deer, just jumping over,just gets up.
Salutations, fine, gentlemen.
So one time, driving back fromGallup, my dad saw an old oh,
that's the other place that yousaid right, gallup, right.
My dad saw an old Nahuatl womanwalking on the side of the road
and when he slowed down tooffer her advice she took off
into the plains quickly with aninhumane speed.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Fuck.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Bitch, she gone running Ah bro, whole track star
Shared runner.
Shared track star Gone.
Ah bro, they gave me shivers,bro.
Imagine that I seen the oldlady going home right now and
run that bitch.
All right, I ain't even gonnagive her a chance to run.
Once when I was a kid, myfamily was at my aunt's house

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when we were toyed with by a fewentities.
They would make animal noisesand when we looked in the
direction in which the noiseswere coming, they would turn a
flashlight on and off.
The noises would come from alldirections and increase in
shorter succession.
Usually when I'm there on thereservation, visiting alone late
at night, I will feel thepresence of evil and dread.
Panic and paranoia will washover me and as sudden as it

(47:16):
comes, it will leave.
Alright.
So that's the end of thoselittle, those stories.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Damn fucking chair's all rinky.
This wood is struggling to holdthis fat ass up.
My fault y'all.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Chest down top.
Wd-40 bro, that's all you need.
Wd-40 bro, you be straight bro.
That's all you need.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Give it another Code of lacquer thinner.
I mean not lacquer thinner.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Liqueur.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Is that what it's called?
Another code of PolyurethaneStiffen?

Speaker 1 (47:50):
it up a little bit, bro, I'm telling you bro, I'm
gonna start liqueur.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Is that what it's called?
Another coat of polyurethane.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Stiffen it up a little bit.
I'm telling you, bro, I'm goingto start building them chairs,
bro, I'll build some crazychairs.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Right, you got any other stories?

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Yeah, I got more, so okay.
So my uncle is a Mexican andNative American.
This happened in the MojaveDesert in Southern California.
He was driving around with hisgirlfriend late at night and
they saw something that lookedlike a huge black dog on the
side of the road.
He slowed down and the dogbegan crossing the road.
Instead of walking like anormal dog would, this thing

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moved like a toy walking horse.
He said it stopped in themiddle of the road and stared
right at them and its eyes had ared glow.
My uncle is the most badassperson I know.
Know, and it scared the crapout of him.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Just by that, I believe that.
Do you have any more stories?
No, no, no.
Do you want to keep going?
Yeah, you got it.
I got shit to tell, go ahead.
Oh, I got like two more, two,three more, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Okay, this happened about 12 years ago, indian
Reservation.
One winter I was home forChristmas, taking care of the
farm while my parents were awayChristmas shopping.
As I was home by myself waylate in the night and all I hear
cows freaking out, I knew ithad to be the wild dogs that are
rampant in the area.
So I throw on some boots, graba shotgun, load it up and head

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out to the field.
This was the perfect scenariofor a horror movie.
It was a cloudy, but there wasa full moon, moon and it was
breaking through the clouds justright, right enough to light up
the snow.
I ran out into the middle of thefield and just in time I see
two dogs that were standing upfacing each other and fighting.
I think perfect, two for one.
So I pump a shell to thechamber of my of my 12 gauge.

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And then it happened the twodogs heard the rack.
They both stopped, looked overat me and ran away on their back
legs.
Immediately I froze and therewe go.
Story about skill walkers andall the other native legends I
grew up with flew through mymind.
Keep in mind I am a white guyand up until then these were
just boogeyman stories thatnative kids like to tell to
scare us.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Just imagine Hell no, bro, fuck all that shit bro, I
start blasting.
Bro, that's one thing theyain't doing.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
They ain't shooting.
Y'all need to start shooting,man.
Y'all need to dip them bulletsin some ash and start shooting,
right.
Okay, this didn't happen to me,but a very close friend of mine
.
I've heard a lot about coyotesand skinwalkers and had a weird
experience or two with coyotes.
The creepiest was waking up tomy sleeping bag being surrounded
in paw prints without everhearing them during the night.

(50:09):
That is crazy, but neveranything paranormal, so to speak
.
Uh, patrick's story, however,who name dropping, kept me from
going back to a favorite, uhbackcountry secret stash.
He was leaving the area onemorning uh, he had been camping
there a couple days and saidthere was a coyote that always
seemed to be closed by like inhis peripheral vision, but never

(50:30):
over it over.
He loaded up his truck andstarted to drive down the wash
out of the fire road.
At the end of the wash he couldsee the coyote following him.
When he pulled onto the road itwas running next to him.
Now he was freaked out so hesped up.
He said he was going 35 or soand it was running along beside
him.
Definitely not.
When he looked back, the coyotewas running on two legs and was

(50:51):
wearing what Patrick said,looked like a buckskin pants.
An instant later it was aperson wearing coyote fur
keeping pace with his truck.
When he looked at it again, itwas gone.
Damn, it's almost similar tothe story you told.
Fuck that, bro, right.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Whole freaking creature keeping up with your
vehicle.
Bro, fuck all that bro.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
That's a no-go, bro.
And then this one, justactually he.
I guess he caught him in themiddle of transforming.
He was transitioning, he reallycaught him in the middle of it,
bro.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
He was really coming out?

Speaker 1 (51:21):
He really was coming out.
You know, shit is coming out.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Oh, bro, bro, he should have just shot him
mid-transformation Boom.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Silly goose, Load him up and go damn bro, that's a
simple solution Dip your bullets, bro.
I'm going home All my bulletsabout to be dipped in that white
ash bro.
About to dip all of them, bro.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Just all that charcoal ash.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Who knows, I haven't cleaned my grill out yet.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Start blasting.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Boom boom, boom, boom , boom, boom boom Officer.
It was a Skywalker officer.
That's a fucking cat, youdumbass.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Or was it?
Wait a minute, where did youcome from?
I never called 911.
Holy shit, police officerstarts sweating.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Police officer starts sweating.
Police officer starts sweatingin Skinwalker.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
I guess that's going to end off on that subject then.
That's all the news we got forthat Skinwalker stuff.
Let us know what y'all thinkabout the Skinwalkers.
Tell us if y'all have any cool,interesting stories or any
history about it that we mighthave missed or any fun facts or
anything like that about it thatwe might have missed or any fun
facts or anything like that.
Or if you've ever experiencedan ex like an experience with,
uh, if you've ever experiencedan experience by experience,

(52:34):
experience of experiencing askinwalker experience wise
experience now.
But let's go ahead and head intoeverybody's favorite time,
favorite subject.
You already know what time itis it's time for Fear.
Is it all in your?

Speaker 1 (52:49):
mind, or could it be real?
Welcome to Fear Fact or Fiction.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Go ahead, tell them what today's subject is.
Take this out.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
We got the mano peluda, In English the hairy
hand.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
The hairy, the hairy hand, the hairy hand if you will
.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
If you will, all right, let me start off a little
bit of it all right.
So, uh, mano peluda translatesto hairy hand in english and is
a mexican folklore figure, alarge hairy hand with long nails
that is said to appear inbasements or through windows to
scare, mischievous or wanderingchildren.
Uh, imagine being told youcan't leave your bed at night.
Or la mano peluda te va aagarrar.

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This translates to uh, thehairy hand will get you, uh so,
just off the rip.
Well, okay, I'll wait on that,I gotta, I gotta an account over
that.
Uh, the legend of mano peludacan be heard in almost every
land, america country, but seemsbigger in mexico and in
colombia, and it dates back tothe spanish inquisition.

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So there are many legends thattell that.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Uh, tell the tale that under your bed there is a
portal to the they are the greathomecoming the time where we
liberated all those people ofall that buffoonery that they
were believing, all thatbuffoonery that they were
believing All that buffoonerythat they were doing All that
third world country bullshitthat they was being active

(54:18):
Activities they was conducting.
We saved them the grace.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
The Spanish in here is tweaking right now.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Vosotros salvamos esos vatos.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Doing legal, doing crazy 50 Day Street baby.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
It shows no 60.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Day Street you on 60 Day.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
Street, 60 Day Street .
It shows baby, my man speaking,my man speaking my name isn't
reverence, no more.
What?

Speaker 1 (54:46):
is it, bro El?

Speaker 2 (54:48):
It shows baby my man speaking my man speaking my name
isn't reverence, no more.
What is it, bro El?
It's with the V Reverence, el,get the fuck in Reverence,
reverence.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
We got to say that fast, let me say that fast.
Jesus, all right.
What was I before I gotconquered, before I got
liberated?
You weren't conquered.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
You were liberated of the chains that weighed you
down for all that buffoonerythat was passed onto you into
your humble, simple brain,smooth brain, what's up to?

Speaker 1 (55:23):
your smooth your monkey brain.
He said y'all were naked beforeI showed up.
Y'all were down to your legs.
Y'all were down to your legs.
Y'all were down to your dickand balls.
Couldn't even get A littleturnout here.
Who really said that Right now?

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Word for word.
Bar for bar, it's recorded Clipit, clip it, clip it, clip it
and send it.
Alright, so.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
The legend of La Mano Peluda Can be heard in almost
Every land in American country,but seems bigger in Mexico and
in Colombia, and it dates backTo the Spanish Inquisition.
There are many legends thattell that Under your bed there
is a portal To the underworld,and this allows For more stories
Such as La Mano Peluda To grow.
For more stories such as LaMano Peluda to grow.
So most versions of the legendsay that La Mano Peluda belongs

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to the man that lived and diedduring the Spanish Inquisition.
He was wrongfully accused ofrobbery and his hand was cut off
.
When this happened, he swore hewould get revenge on everyone
for this, but he remained aliveand died of natural causes later
on.
That would be me.
Fuck you, fuck all of y'all.
I curse y'all.

(56:33):
I curse y'all.
Wait till I die, but she's died80 years later.
Everybody else that did mewrong died before me.
Sorry, excuse me.
So another version say that hishand was cut off, he swore
revenge and then he was killedand buried in the cemetery.
Now the hand comes back,seeking revenge, seeking
vengeance.
The version from Mexico is a bitdifferent than that.

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It takes place in the year 1908in Puebla.
There was a man named SeñorVilla, who was known as Horta,
and he and his wife, la Gangosa,owned that is crazy, owned a
pawn shop.
Horta was short, lit on thebigger side and very hairy.
He was, by all accounts, apretty terrible person.
He sold off his wealth, rippedoff his customers, treated them

(57:18):
badly and never in his life didone good deed.
It was common for the people ofPuebla to be hurt, saying Que
Dios te seque la mano.
Please, god, dry out his handwhen walking in front of his
pawn shop.
After greedy old Hortadan, goddid indeed dry out his hand.
Sometime after his death, thelocal newspaper ran a story that

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the graveyard keeper told them.
The graveyard keeper would seea black, hairy hand with rings
stick out of Horta's graveyardand they would look for victims
to tear out their eyeballs andchoke them to death.
When it was done killing, itwould return to Orta's grave.
After this story was publishedand to this day, there are those
who claim the hand pulled themout of their bed while sleeping

(58:00):
and many who have seen the handmoving through the fields
searching for more victims.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Damn bro.
That's pretty crazy right there.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Imagine all that.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Right, a whole hand, a whole hand.
Adam's family type shit is justterrorizing everybody, bro, for
real, bro, what are you goingto do if you see a whole hand?

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Give it a high five.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Give it a firm handshake.
How you doing, brother?
Put it right there Armwrestling, two or nothing.
Two or nothing.
I saw there was like religiousfears um.
The legend often warns againstgreed, evil or sinful behaviors,
aligning with christianwarnings about divine punishment

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.
Then it was used as parentaldiscipline.
So in many households parentsuse the story to scare children
into behaving.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
If you don't sleep early, la mano peluda is going
to come get you um my mom usedto do that to me for real, not
necessarily say la mano peluda,but she used oh, just anything,
or just like uh when I would uhno, she really wouldn't say what
, like she wouldn't specify,like she wouldn't say la mano
peluda or anything like that, orlike she would just say

(59:10):
Something was gonna be.
It's usually when I wasDisrespectful to my mom or I
didn't wanna go to sleep orsomething like that, or like I
was just being rude.
You know, just a Nonsenselittle kid.
She's like Okay, en la noche tevoy a jalar pata.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Like at night they gonna pull.
What the fuck is wood?
You're sitting on a wholewooden chair.
How did that make you feel as akid, though.
Oh it's true, go ahead, traumadump Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Okay, so I didn't do it, man.
No, I mean it just like it usedto shame me out, because I'd be
like I'd be like fuck what ifsomething actually does pull my
leg, like what the fuck am Igoing to do?
After a while I was just likemy bullshit would stop.

(59:54):
And then you know you're a kidso you forget about that stuff.
And then you do it again andthen she would tell me the same
stuff and I'm like fuck you knowwhat?
Maybe not.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Who used to jump on their bed.
I don't care.
Jump on their bed, I don't care, it's not going to happen.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Nah, nah, I've never, I've never, I've never did I?
Nah, I don't think I've ever.
As long as I got exposed tothat type of shit at a very
early age, I was like, nah, Idon't want none of this shit
ever coming up to me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Yeah, I ain't want none of that smoke, really you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
They locked me in the closet and put a scary movie on
.
Did they for real, full volume.
Go ahead and travel, joe.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
So, like we said, so parents used to use that as a
discipline tactic for kids.
I'm not saying y'all should doit.
I'm not saying I'm against itbecause sometimes you just got
to get them kids in line.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Sometimes you have to go to somewhat of a drastic
measure.

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
Would you rather be hitting your kids or kind of
traumatizing them in the form ofscaring them.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
I'd rather just pay for a third pitch down the line.
I'd much rather do that thanjust fucking hitting them.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Look at me.
I turned out great, dyslexic,twitching, social anxiety.
I'm surprised we have a podcast.
Wait a minute, people can hearme.
Who thought this was a goodidea, who said how many people

(01:01:31):
listen to this online?
So there's also fear of theunknown.
So the concept of a severedliving hand invokes deep primal
terror as the hand actsindependently, violating natural
laws, type shit like that mantype shit, type shit.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
So uh, okay, I got another version of the of the
legend.
Uh, it describes uh, the handis black, hairy, with very sharp
nails in columbia.
The nails have poison at thetips it's twice as big as your
average adult hand.
It is disembodied and leaves thetrail blood behind it.
Maggots can be seen movingaround the hand as well.
The hand waits for childrenchildren to get out out of bed,

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to then spring out from underthe bed and pull the child down
to the underworld with it, andColumbia has also said to not
only come out from under the bedbut also from big windows and
behind doors.
There's also a version of thetale where the hand comes from
out of the wall.
So you must beware we'resleeping against the wall.
That would have.
I would have known this when Iwas little, but I would have

(01:02:32):
been right, both straight,because my, I had a window, I
had an air vent.
Oh, you did my.
My bed was against two walls.
I had two walls to worry about.
Fuck, there's a closet now.
I would have been, bro,terrified bro, I would have been
straight up been terrified.
I would've not survivedchildhood, bro, I would've not

(01:02:53):
been here.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
With this knowledge, with this knowledge, I would've
never stood a chance.
So when?

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
I have a kid.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
I'm gonna tell him to you gonna behave and listen to
me, or the Manapalooza is gonnacome get?

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Let them listen to this.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Dear God, they can't read, for shit, cut this
bullshit off.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
They're going to look at me, Daddy.
This is you reading.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Shut the fuck up, boy .
I can speak better now.
Bitch Fucking take me.
I saw that like you said, theway the mano paluda attacks.
It strangles people.
People claim to wake up in themiddle of the night gasping for
air as their hairy hand wrapsitself around their throat,

(01:03:39):
drags people away, scratchesthem, claws them, just creeps in
the darkness.
People often hear noises liketapping, like crawling sounds or
whatever, and they said itattacks the wicked.
So some stories suggest thatthe Mano Peluda specifically
targets liars, thieves and thosewho have wronged others.
Okay, a little mischievouslittle motherfucker.

(01:04:00):
So maybe it's a good thing,maybe it's a bad thing, right?

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
I don't know, let me know.
So I got right here a way toward off the mano peluda.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Matter of fact.
Rock paper scissors.
Matter of fact, I'll let youguess.
What do you think would beineffective?
You just Heat.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
The heat.
The heat, bro, you're tellingme a hand's going to come up to
me.
If I got a whole fuckingblowtorch, if I got an aerosol,
if I got an air salt, if I havean air salt can and a lighter,
that thing is not going to betouching me.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
Bad little ass kid, that's what head comes for you.
Bad ass, little kid.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
When I found that out , bro, it was game over for the
whole world.
Bro, bad ass little kid.
Some dude said watch this.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
I was like I can make a flamethrower that one time
they kill a spider like that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Oh, for real.
They said blew up that shit.
I burnt my finger.
My dumb ass kept my finger uphere, but I did it I did it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
I was the brightest, the boy that I shine, nah, so
just wearing socks at night, ohshit, that's it.
That's it.
Well, that's the only thingthat I saw, without it was a
counter counter to to a monthfrom getting you at night.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Wear your socks at night.
Just wear your socks at night.
What does it do Like?
What Does it say anything?

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
It just said just the creature says to it just says
because, since they're asleep,wearing socks at night will
prevent it from attacking you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Damn, Go to bed with some socks on y'all.
Y'all heard it here first fromCosmic Cole.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
If you don't want the Mano Padula coming to come get
you, wear your motherfuckingsocks.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Nah see my freak, yeah, I get it, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Not right there.
Grab up here.
That's definitely my leg.
You're tugging me, you'retugging, you're tugging too hard
.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Be a little smoother, bro.
Somebody come get it.
Officer, imagine the man put arestraining order on you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
It's talking through like silence.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
He did what to you?
He did what when he put thebutter.
All right, so.
Just wear socks then Just wearsocks, that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
That's it.
That's it.
I saw that.
They said you could do prayersand religious symbols.
So, carrying a crucifix, rosary, holy water, said to keep the
hand at bay.
Many believe praying ferventlycan drive it away.
Um, lighting candles a litcandle, particularly a blessed
one, is thought to dispelsupernatural entities, including
la mano peluda, salt andprotective circles.

(01:06:41):
Uh, repenting for sins,avoiding fear many folk legends
suggest that fear gives spiritspower.
Those who claim, I mean thosewho stay calm and refuse to
panic might avoid being attacked.
Kind of like they said if yousee something scary, you're
supposed to like cuss it out,yeah.
Or like show it that you're notafraid of it or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
That's what I grew up .
Yeah, that's what I grew up.
Yeah, that's that's the samething.
You're supposed to cuss, cussout, because entities and stuff
like that too yeah all right,just because you hurt their
feelings.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Imagine, bro, a whole entity come up to me.
Ooh, then you just hit it withthat te pesa la cola, or or um
some some casual like, casuallike uh el no se baña.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
Bah, tear, tear that money in your butt hit him with
that, va llorar.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Ah, quiere llorar quiere llorar?

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
ah, va llorar.
That money apart, hit him withthat Vajoran, ah, vajoran,
vajoran.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Vajoran.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Whole demon, whole 12 foot demon.
Just you know, just want tolike fucking hang out with you
guys.
Just flies away.
Just flies away.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
No goes to hell, just goes away All right.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
So that that was all information I had.
Apart from that, I have likeaccounts and stories and stuff
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
Go ahead, let me hear one.
Okay, so this is.
I don't know if y'all know thisis from my boy Jeruni.
He had an account.
Oh, for real Dun-dun.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
He had an account with when.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
With it.
Okay, so I called him.
You know he picked up.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Go ahead, put him on the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Right, go ahead.
Hey, yo, jared, yes, nah, soyeah, he's well, I don't need to
know my notes, but so he didsay he can't tell me if it was
Harry specifically, or like hejust saw a hand like what was
about him.

(01:08:26):
So what happened was that hewas arguing with my mom, saw a
hand like what was about him.
So what happened was that hewas arguing with my mom.
He was arguing with her justjust uh, um, just arguing with
her, just uh.
I don't know if it wasdisrespectful or not, but he
went to his bed, right.
So then he felt something hithis foot while he was laying
down.
He was by himself, room wasdark.
He felt something hit his foot,like just hit.
So when he looked down, seewhat it was, he saw a darkish,

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uh, darkish hand reaching fromunder the bed towards his foot,
like it was coming again to,like.
That shit was like fucks hisfoot up, fuck is it?
Grab his penis, caressing hisballs, right, that ain't that
ain't fucking toes so.
So he felt that first hit lookeddown.
Then that's when he saw like ahand coming from underneath the

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bed.
Oh damn bro, and so he just gotup and ran to my mom's room and
apologized and was like wascrying and everything Like.
I'm sorry, you know, I'm sorry.
I told her what happened and mymom went with him and just
checked out the bed Just likeyou know, it's okay, calm down.
Uh, the bed, the bed.
And I, uh-huh, just like youknow, it's okay, calm down, like
relax, I I kind of remember thestory.
Uh, my mom told me, she told metoo, and she was like she got

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scared because like he's, likethere's, you won't see that man
cry, just came in there cryingand whatnot, and but my mom said
he was like legit scared butthat man was white bro that man
was that man turned pale bro anduh, but yeah, so that's
Jeroen's account bro.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
Damn bro.
Come on, jeroen.
I didn't even know youexperienced something like that,
bro.
I had to call him bro.
He should have put the do-ragon.

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
He lost the do-rag.
He lost the do-rag, he lost hispowers.
Then, bro, ever since bro, eversince he lost that do-rag.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
He's like Samson, but with the do-rag, bro, right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
He lost his power.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
bro, you really want to try and bugger the me boy.
You're about to bend the blockon you.
Dude, what they say.
You're about to be in Swisscheese.
You're about to be Swiss cheese.
You're about to be Swiss cheese.
Fuck with me.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Bro, I thought that was way before he had his gun
too.
He only meant with a SwissSwiss the floor there.
Boom boom, boom, boom, boomboom.
He didn't want none of those.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Good old reliable.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Yeah, but, yeah, but Damn bro.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
That's pretty crazy, bro.
Done type of type of situation.
That's kind of like we grew upwith, like like I talked to you
about it, I think, or I talkedto my girlfriend about it we
were taught like.
We were told not to play like,make shadows like do shadow
figures?
with our hands or whatever, likemake whatever.
Because I remember I did it onetime at night it was me and my

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cousin, I think, or some shitlike that and I think my aunt
saw us and she was like, hey,don't be doing that.
We're like, wow, they're likebecause you could be doing it
with both your hands and then athird hand would come out of
nowhere and start making shakeswith you or whatever.
So I was like, yeah, I ain'tnever doing this shit again, I
ain't never doing this way tolet me sleep at night.
Thanks for telling me 12o'clock at that night.

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You could.
You could have went to themorning.
You go that way until thefucking morning so I get to
fucking sleep.
You could have waited six hours.
I could have waited like thisthe whole night.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
Nah, I wouldn't tell you shit like that but, bro, any
little noise, any little shadow, you see, bro, and that's it
right there, Bro, I suffocatemyself to go to sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
I ain't dealing with this bullshit.
I'd throw the blanket over myhead, put my face in the pillow
and just suffocate myself.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
I wake up.
It's daytime.
Oh God, I survived.
I used to play.
When it's still like that, Iused to try to play that shit,
so naturally, okay, whatever.
When it's time to go to bed,tuck myself in, tuck myself in
all the way, put an extrablanket over me, because that's
a double chill really, and thenput a pillow on my face, put the
blanket over the pillow, tuckthat shit in.

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Breathe, motherfucker.
Breathe till you pass out.
Breathe till you pass out bro.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
And then you just out .

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
you wake up the next morning like nothing happened,
like yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
The ghost walked up to you all.
Covered up this shit too easy.
Start strangling this shit.
Really so easy?

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
They make it so easy for me now but the moment I'm
going to bed, bro, everythingthat I thought I wasn't scared
of, I start being scared of now,Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
I hate that shit Like .
I hate that shit.
Like as a kid, like you'd startthinking about all the scary
shit and your imagination makesthat shit.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
Your imagination makes that shit way worse.

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
As a little kid, Chuckies or or Jeepers Creepers
is right there behind me.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
I can tell for real, bro, for real, you feel it and
it has that feeling of like itmight actually be right there.
It just might actually be rightthere, bro.
I just started swinging.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
bro, Y'all want to play a prank on me or some shit.
You going to get your shitcrushed.
You going to get your shitpushed back.
One time I said boom, I threw ajab.
Yeah, I know you felt that.
I know you felt that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
I remember one time we were little.

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
It was, I think.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Jared, sammy and me, or it was just Jared and me, but
the point is we were sleepingin the room and he used to have
the bed.
I used to sleep on the floorand I think we watched a scary
movie.
Either I woke up on his bed orhe woke up on my bed on the
floor.
But we didn't sleep or buy acello that night.
But I forgot what we watchedand my mom was like nah, don't

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watch it because you're going tobe scared.
We ain't believe it, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
We watched it while she was gone.
Scared motherfucker bro.
Scared motherfucker, damn bro.
That shit is fucking crazy bro.
Shit that you go through as alittle kid, or like another
thing that I fucking hated, bro.
Like a thing that I ended updoing occasionally was like I
always felt like something wasbehind the shower curtain.
Oh my god, like whenever I goin to, like, use the bathroom,
pee or brush my teeth orwhatever, I know there's
something behind that showercurtain.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
I'm opening that curtain up nah, bro, for me it
was when I was taking a shower.
Oh, you thought something wasgonna get me the moment I close
my eyes.
But I'll do this, I'll do this,right, quick.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
Oh, would you wash your face?
I'm gonna wash my face, bro, Iain't throwing that shit on.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
Look behind you, just look behind me, right quick.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Oh, so we all live the same childhood.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
Swear to God this motherfucker right there about
to kill me with a knife and shitabout to kill me.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Bro, I felt it Chill, I got something on my eye.
You can't do it, hold on.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
That's against the rules, bro.
I would feel, bro, I don't knowwhere, I don't know why.
I just feel.
Now, you know, I just be doingthat challenge.
I just trying to see how longit go with my eyes closed.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Just be taking a whole show with my eyes closed.
Bro, that shit don't reallyfaze me like that, bro.
My shit just.
Oh yeah, you all go get me.
You all go get me While I'mblind right now.
You touched me one time andit's game over for you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
All I need is somebody who's just touching
that nut.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
I'm always under.

Speaker 1 (01:15:19):
I haven't fucked a root.
We're more of a threat Toentities than they are to us,
just watching what the fuck theydoing over there you sure I
can't scare nobody else nah,this is this is your case for
today, on some monsters.
This is who you gotta scare.
But he be weird, bro.

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He be weird.
Look at him.
He's walking around his housejust jerking his shit, just
aiming at random corners.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
I don't even be on that corner alright, but let me
give y'all a detailed account Ifound and read.
This is called the orphanageattack.
This was 1972 in Mexico City.
A group of orphans reportedhearing scratching noises inside
their dormitory at night.
At first they believed it wasrats, but one night an older boy

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named Javier saw a large, hairyhand crawling up the wall and
moved unnaturally as if lookingfor something.
When he screamed, the otherchildren woke up, but before
they could react, the handleaped toward Javier, grabbing
him by the throat.
Caretakers rushed in only tofind the boy gasping for air,
deep red marks around his neck.
No one else saw the hand, butthe children insisted it was

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real.
After the attack, Javier refusedto sleep alone and was played
by nightmares for years.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
Fuck, Poor Javier bro .
God damn, motherfucker gotchoked a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
He really got his ganso choked.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Le jalaro su ganso.

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
Duolingo, bro, shout out Duolingo for teaching me all
my Spanish.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
Who learned ganso this weekend?
Who learned ganso this weekend?

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
I don't know stroke Jesus, poor dude bro, I can't.
Right, Whole little orphan bro.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
Bro get choked out, bro.
That's fucked up.
I'm the orphan, bro.
What the fuck he do man Just belike you.
Just look up Holy.
I fucked up.
I'm the orphan, but what thefuck he do man Just be like you.
Just look up holy.
Nah, that reminds you of theface huggers from the Alien
franchise.
That's what that reminds me of.
Poor little dude, bro.
He ain't got no dad, he ain'tgot no mom, and this
motherfucker getting choked out,fuck man.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Fuck he playing Got ch.
He got choked out at theorphanage.
Oh shit, Can't even tell yourdad.
Can't run to no one.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
That's crazy.
That's what I know.
I can't believe you said it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
That's crazy.
I was reading your notes.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
Poor little dude Was just talking about Miss.
Get the fuck out of me, boy.
I ain't your mama.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
Nah, that's fucked up .

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
That's what y'all laugh too.
Yeah, why y'all laughing forthat's fucked up.
I was 10 years old at the time,living with my tia Aunt.
For those of y'all laughing forthat's fucked up, I was 10
years old at the time, livingwith my tia aunt.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
For those of y'all who don't know, Everybody has an
aunt named tia Right, that'sgreat.
Get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
What happened For my aunt Donna?
I would never fall asleep alone.
I simply never could.
Living in Central America atthe time, man, no lights at
night, and if you needed to usethe bathroom it was located
outside of the house.
We were renting a home that wasattached to a circle of homes

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Think of an apartment complex.
In the middle of these 10separate apartments there was a
patio in the center.
This was the only source oflight at night.
The light would lightly shineinto my bedroom.
My tia would fall asleep withme every night, but every
morning she would be gone, whichwas fine by me, because I
wouldn't notice until morning.
This specific night, when, asusual, we laid down and went to

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sleep, I woke up a few minuteslater only to find my tia gone.
I tossed in bed, tried to getcomfortable when something
caught my eye.
Whatever it was seemed like itwas floating in the corner of my
room.
I thought a bug or beetle camein.
It came closer to me A bird.
Then I saw the fingers Fingerslike any man would have a human

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hand.
I blinked several times, hopingI was dreaming or hallucinating
.
As it came closer, I noticedhow hairy it was.
It wasn't crawling on theground, it was hovering.
It was a hand, only hand.
From the wrist down it began toslowly make its way to me.
I knew I wasn't imagining this.
I remember how it separated thelight from the darkness in the
room as it came to me.

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I had never yelled so loud inmy life.
Tia, tia.
I yelled and threw the blanketover my head.
I heard footsteps down the halland my aunt threw the door open
.
Mija que, she asked, la manopeluda.
I pointed, I looked up and thehand was gone.
I cried and told her whathappened and obviously she
didn't believe me.
She searched our home with thebat in hand, assuming a man

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might have broken in.
She never found anything, andlet me sleep With her in her
room.
She never believed that.
I saw it and I will neverforget that I saw it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
Damn bro, that's pretty crazy.
Floated hair.
A little different, a littledifferent Than what we usually.
Floated hair.

Speaker 1 (01:20:17):
Could it be it?
It was hairy, it had pointy, ithad pointy fingers.
Could it be it?
We don't know, was this?

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
the suspect, could you please?
Could you please describe thesub-sync?

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Literally just.

Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
Like we used to draw as little kids.
It's six feet it's a silhouette.
This shit got like Two thumbs.
Two thumbs and three pinkies.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
Yo, that's my head.
Oh, comedians out here.
Comedians out here, alright.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
This one's called the hand beneath the bed.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
Oh, comedians out here, comedians out here,
alright this one's called theHand Beneath the Bed.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
This is a survival story from a man named Jeroen.
This is from a woman namedMariana.
She claimed she felt somethinggrab her ankle while she was
sleeping.
At first she thought it was hercat, but when she looked down
she saw a hairy, disembodiedhand clutching her leg.
She tried to scream, but hervoice was paralyzed with fear.

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The grip tightened, as iftrying to drag her off the bed.
In desperation, she reached fora bedside cross and pressed it
against her skin.
The hand released her,instantly, vanishing under the
bed.
The next morning she foundbruises in the shape of fingers
around her ankle.
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
Nah, that was crazy.
That was good, though that wasgood.

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
That's why you have to have your crucifix right
beside your bed.
People Please understand,listen that.
Or like a 45.
I was about to say the samething or a 14.
At least.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
Come on, man, everybody know 45 guys around,
all right, so I was about 708when I saw it.
Uh, I was in my room.
I had a door that led to thekitchen, the fridge one side of
the wall, my bed, uh, on theother.
I wake up and I'm sitting onthe edge of my bed.
As I'm looking towards thekitchen, a hairy hand, which

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looked more like a burntleathery red hand with pointy
nails, reach out from the frontof the fridge where the fridge
door is located.
As I saw that, I ran to wheremy mom was.
Luckily, I had another doorthat led to the bathroom, and
the bathroom had another doorthat led to my mom's room.
My mom was pissed that I wokeher up.

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That was it.
Oh damn, that was it.
Yeah, that was kind of short.
I feel like I didn't completelycopy.
I feel like I missed somethingon that one.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
I'll give you another one.
Go ahead, I'll give you anotherone.

Speaker 1 (01:22:39):
All right.
When I was young around 9 to 12, my mom told me to get my shoes
and to get ready because wewere going, we were going to go
out somewhere.
I retracted my steps toremember where I last put my
shoes and remember leaving themunder a bed in one of the rooms
that was the most isolated ofthem all.
This was a big house in ogden,utah.

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After finally reaching the room, I get on my belly and started
looking for my shoes and noticedthey are a bit far from my
reach, like three to five inches.
I couldn't go under the bedanymore because I was a bit
chubby and the bed was very low.
I only managed to insert myhand in my shoulder.
While I was franticallyreaching for the shoes, with no
success, my smart, taller mindreminded me that I remembered
the Addams Family hairy hand.

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Honestly, I don't know why.
And in that instant the shoelightly flung itself to my hand,
perfectly lightly flung itselfto my hand, perfectly landed in
my open palm.
I, snubbed by this, left theshoe there and ran to what
seemed like an eternity to mymother.
So I was there for that one.
So she, she actually didn't seeit, but she got an image of the
hand in her head I feel likethat's kind of like something
that people do tend to have.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Like they will get the image inside their head and
then like like, um kind of like.
You know, we had the storyabout that one girl where she's
like I didn't see anything, butinside my head I just saw the
image of like a minotaur okay,okay, yeah, yeah like.
I feel like you might not seeit, but you can feel the
presence.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, maybe, maybe, yeah, no, no
, no, you know what?
I'm saying yeah I believe,because I I kind of I kind of
feel that in in a sense yeah, Isee what you're saying.
I see what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
That's just me thinking, though.
Y'all let me know if I'm rightor wrong.
All right, so let me give youthis last one I have.
This one's called the HauntedPrison Sale.
In 1933, veracruz, mexico, aninfamous prisoner named Tomas El
Diablo was said to be involvedin brutal murders.

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He laughed at legends of ghostsand curses until he met La Mano
Peluda.
Guards found him dead in hiscell one morning, his eyes wide
open in terror.
His throat had deep claw marks,but no one else had entered his
cell.
Other prisoners claimed theyheard him screaming about a
hairy hand trying to choke him.
After his death, inmatesreported hearing scratching
noises on the walls and feelingan unseen presence watching them

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in the dark.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
Oh shit, that motherfucker really died on that
shit.
All right, I got a final one.
Just close it up, or you justwant to go to the next topic?
Just for time?
No, you can go ahead and givethem.
Yeah, you can.
So my brother saw a gray handwith long nails come out of our
dad's stereo speaker years agowhen he was a kid.
It wasn't hairy, though, ourdad said.
He used to play Black Sabbaththrough those speakers years

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before that and he wondered if,by listening to that, maybe
something evil had beenattracted to them.
So that was it.
That was actually pretty goodbecause, you know, in a sense he
manifested that energy orsomething like that Into the
speakers by playing.
I don't really believe In Ifyou listen to a certain type of
music, it, it, it attracts that,but I mean, who knows?

Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
Alright, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go, let's go,let's go, let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go.
To fiction.
Y'all let us know what y'allthink.
Let us know if y'all believe inla mano peluda.
Let us know if y'all think it'sfactual, actual or whatever, or
if it's like a made-up thing.
Let us know if y'all have anystories.
Have y'all encountered it?
Do y'all have any relativesthat have stories about la mano

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peluda?
Or just just tell us what youthink in general.
Oh, we got, we got, we got it.
Oh yeah, that's right, we gotto rate it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
I give it a 7 out of 10.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
7 out of 10?
7 out of 10.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
Damn.
You rated it so high.
Why that ain't high.
I was going to give it a 10 outof 10 low key 10 out of 10?
I was, but that was like mean.
My brother's encounteredsomething like it.
It can happen.
I feel like it's just if you'redown the bad path minus poor

(01:26:38):
orphan kid I don't know what thefuck was going on with him but
if you're doing bad or likeyou're just being a little
naughty, I feel like it couldcome for you, like it could
scare you.
Never mind, now that I saidthat out loud, um.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
Yeah, let's drop that .

Speaker 1 (01:26:56):
Yeah, let's drop that down.
Let's drop that down to a.
I say five, five out of ten.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
Stand on it.
Stand on it.
Five out of ten.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
Yeah, cause I mean, it's really you, just If you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
That shit a two for me, that shit a two's it a two
for me, that's it too.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
Hold on, why?
Why two?

Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
it's just a fucking but they could get you, though
I'm not doubting that it couldchoke me or anything like that.
But, bro, I could tickle thehand.
Bro, you telling me I can't,I'll lick the hand, I'll work my
magic with this tongue you sayit too that shit shrivel up like
because there's really noboundaries for it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
There's no boundaries .
There's no boundaries for it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
Ah, bite that hand.
Ah, burn the hand.
Ah, choke the hand.
Get the fuck out.
What happened?
Choke the wrist out, thatmotherfucker.
This is why you got to have abig neck All the time.
All this time you just beenneeding to train your neck to be
the size of a tree trunk.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
They do say it's bigger than a regular hand,
though.

Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
Oh, so it's a big hand.

Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
It's a big hand, yeah , big throat.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
Yeah, big throat Swallow the hand Freaky tono
Damn.
So it's a big hand.

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
I don't know bro I would say it could happen.
Could it happen?
Yes, so you believe in it.
I believe in it, I believe thatit could come for you.
It could pull your leg, itcould attack you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
I'm not doubting that there is something, because
anything could be possible.
Anything could be possible Inthe realm of demons and all that
stuff.
We said it before.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
All we need is just one case.
That is true, and it validatesit completely.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
I'm not.
I mean, I believe there issomething out there.
I'm not sure what it could be,or if it's this in general or
this is some type of trick, orwhat's the premises for
attacking you or not?
But for me it's just like bro,it's just a hand bro.

Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
It is just a hand.
I'm not saying this is like adaily occurrence or like a daily
, and obviously you knowsomething like that's all
happening awfully.
You know we could take measuresto to eliminate it or stop that
from prevent it from happeningagain.
But just for the fact that itcan't happen, you give it a five
, I get a five, all right y'alllet us know what y'all think,

(01:29:07):
what y'all rate this thing.

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
Y'all rate it as something deadly.
Y'all rate it as somethingthat's you know, it's not no
Bete de Jevedon.

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
It's not no, bigfoot, it's not no, bobby Yaga, it's
not no.
We're comparing it to those two, though I forget, I forget.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
Cause you talking about something, something
that's going to do some damageto you, that's going to do some
damage, you're right.

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
You're right, you're right.
We all can move.

Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
I mean, I'm not downplaying it in the sense of I
mean it's just going to chokeyou out.
I mean, essentially that's allit's going to do.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
Like get out your eyes out Toss, Toss.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
It'll pull you down to hell.
Toss it, hand dragging a wholebody.

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
Leaves they can do take out your eye or something
like that, Scratch you up chokeyou out.

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
Bruh, I say two, you say two.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Okay, I'm going to stay.
I'm going to bring it down alittle bit.
I'm going to bring it a littledown because, compared to the
Jebel Dawn, you feel me.
Bruh nothing can top that RightLow key.

Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
I just, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
That's just me, though.
Nah, I believe it, I believe it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
Cool fire, like an aspect of like threat.
I mean, yeah, it's something Imean, because if something's
choking you out, what can you do?

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
I mean you can't, you're not you can't grab nobody
both of your hands to like tryand take it off, but it's
already gonna be.
You know that motherfuckingstrong as shit, right, but he
got a crucifix nearby, he canwear it off.
That's what I thought.
I just I don't know bro y'all,let me know what y'all think.
Y'all, let us know.
Y'all, let us know y'all, rateus y'all rate us.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
y'all rate.
Let us know if y'all believe.
Let us know.
If it's something that you havestories about, let's hear all
of it.
That's going to send off to thenext and final subject of
tonight, which is going to besomething that we all enjoy.
Some people claim that it'sjust people losing their minds,
just remembering stuff of howthings were the wrong way.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
There you go the wrong way.
There you go the wrong way.
The wrong way, the wrong way.

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
Today we are discussing the mandalation,
affectation, the mandela effect.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
Damn, I wrote my notes on.
On mandela freeman, I'm justplaying playing.

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
I wrote mine on Morgan Freeman.
All right, all right.
So what is the Mandela effect?
Dayo so?

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
the Mandela in front of your ass, reverence.
The Mandela effect describes aphenomenon where a large group
of people collectivelymisremember a specific detail,
event or image, often related tothe popular culture or history,
as if it were reality when itwasn't.
The term was coined by FionaBroome, who noticed that many
people shared a false memory ofNelson Mandela dying in prison

(01:31:58):
in the 1980s, when he actuallydied in 2013.
Many people misremember theMonopoly man as having a monocle
when he doesn't.
Some recall the children's bookseries as the Bernstein Bears
instead of the Bernstein Bears.
Wait, what the fuck did I say?
Bernstein Bears instead of theBernstein Bears?

(01:32:19):
What the fuck am I saying y'all?
A common misquote of the StarWars line is Luke, I am your
father Instead of no, I am yourfather.

Speaker 2 (01:32:32):
That's wrong.
Who the?

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
fuck wrote this.
It's wrong.
Wait what you mean.
So you're saying that Luke I amyour father Instead of no, I am
your father.
What's the original line?
I thought it was Luke I am yourfather.

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
That's the Mandela effect, that's the man, that's
what.

Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
But like I saw the movie though, how are you gonna
how?
They gonna tell me I saw inchinese how they gonna uh-uh,
that never happened so I agreewith you on that one, though I I
recall.

Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
I remember being a little kid right hearing
everybody say we led, I am yourfather and we laugh.
I remember that I rememberhearing that shit on the bus.
I remember hearing that shitfrom people on the playground.
Y'all are not about the fuckinggas, like I know what I heard I
fucking know what I fuckingheard.
You seen these ears?

(01:33:25):
I can hear everything you shutup in the back I heard you.

Speaker 1 (01:33:34):
Sorry, there's nobody back there, it's the other room
, they're in the walls.
So possible explanations falsememories.
Our brains can create and storefalse memories, leading to
collective misremembering,preconceived expectations.

(01:33:54):
People might recall what theyexpected to see or hear rather
than what they actually happened.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
Bit gaslighting if you ask me Bit gaslighting.

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
And is that not them gaslighting me by telling me
that I'm gaslighting myself?
By telling me that I'mgaslighting myself?
Power of suggestion,discussions, immediate coverage
of mandela fag.
Examples can create new, falsememories in people, and some
images may be less memorablethan others, leading to more
frequent misremembering.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
So that's a little bit of a little bit of history,
a little bit of of why you couldbe experiencing what it Fete or
what it is when it originatedfrom, pretty much really.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
Mm-hmm yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:34:32):
What are some of the what else you got?

Speaker 1 (01:34:35):
Let's see.
So just Okay.
So just a little bit moredetail.
So, wilma, okay, so why doesthe Mandela Fete interest of so
many people so?
Warmong bainbridge, a phd andassistant professor in the
department of psychology uh,psychology at the university of
chicago, is a leading expert onthe mandela effect.

(01:34:56):
She explained its popularity bynothing, by noting, I'm sorry.
We like to think we understandour minds well and have good
control over our memories.
The mandela effect is one ofthose cases where our memory
betrays us, creating a a creepy,eerie feeling.
For example, many peopleremember the Monopoly man.
Yeah, so many people rememberthe Monopoly man having a

(01:35:19):
monocle, monocle, monocle, eventhough he doesn't wear one False
.
She don't know what she talkingabout Bruh.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
I swear she don't know what she talking about.
Bruh, I swear, I freaking swear.
He used to have the monocle.
Bruh, I recall him, I know forFat.

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
A motherfucker had a monocle.

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
I know the Monopoly man had a monocle.

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
I ain't lose and rage a.

Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
Monopoly.

Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
There's no way so many times and I notice that
motherfucker Just with thelittle monocle.

Speaker 2 (01:35:45):
If he didn't have a monocle, why would I imagine him
with the monocle?

Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
well, funny, funny you say that, or funny say that.
This is because many peoplehave a preconceived idea of what
rich, older men should looklike like having a cane, a top
hat and a monocle.
When people misremember monocleis it's likely because they are
falling back on thosepreconceived expectations.

(01:36:08):
Another possibility is that thepower of suggestion could cause
people to have these falsememories.
Bainbridge says when peoplediscuss Mandela, fake examples
on social media, for example, itcan create new false memories
in people.
Do you have any anything else?
Do you want me to keep going?

Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
I was just going to talk about, like theories about
the Mandela.

Speaker 1 (01:36:30):
Okay.
Or like conspiracy theories oryeah what, while we have the
mandela.

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
Okay, go ahead, yeah, go ahead, go ahead.
So there are a couple theoriesthat people have about why we
have the mandela effect or whysome people are experiencing the
mandela effect.
Some are like paralleluniverses, multiverse theory,
where some people believe thatwe've shifted alternate
realities where history playedout slightly different.
Um, we got quantum immortality,a theory suggesting that

(01:36:59):
conscious shifts to anotherreality after death, meaning
people who remember a differentpast could have jumped realities
I believe that, I believe that,I believe that I'm gonna bowl
with that over them, trying toguess, like me talking about but
that would kind of be like youtransferred your conscience
before you died, type thing.
Right, is that?
What that?
That's pretty much.

Speaker 1 (01:37:18):
Yeah, that would be before you, yeah, before you die
.
So as you grow up, you stillhave that previous right that
previous memory, some shit likethat.

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
Another one is cern large, uh, the the collider type
thing, where some peoplebelieve that CERN's experiments
have unintentionally alteredreality by opening small rifts
between parallel universes.
Then we got memoryconfabulation and suggestibility

(01:37:46):
.
Scientific explanations suggestthat the brain fills in gaps in
memory based or expectations,associations or external
influences.
Then you got the false memoryand misinformation effect, where
memory can be altered byrepeated exposure to incorrect
information, leading people tobelieve in things that never
happened.

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
Okay, okay, that one kind of seems more plausible.

Speaker 2 (01:38:07):
That's just like some of the theories that people
have like with that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:38:11):
I had the same theory .
Oh is it?
Yeah, I had the same.

Speaker 2 (01:38:15):
Oh shit, my fault bro .
No, you good.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
Yeah.
So apart from that, I just haveexamples of.
Go ahead, let me hear yourexamples.
Okay, okay, so chase it out.
So Shaggy's Adam's apple.
Do you remember Shaggy with thebig Adam's apple?
Hold on.

Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
He used to have a big Adam's apple, didn't he?
I remember him having thatRight.
He used to have that big oldthing.

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
I look at the pictures of the motherfucker and
I ain't got no, it's a straightneck bro.
They say he never had one, bro.
Maybe, as he inhales a giantsandwich, so do tons of others,
but in reality it's nowhere tobe seen.
But I remember thismotherfucker, because they used
to make those big-ass sandwiches, or they were always eating
them.
Scooby Snacks, bro, and theyhave an Adam's apple, bro.

(01:38:56):
They had it.
Just remember, bro, you cannotpicture him without an Adam's
apple bro.
On the old ones, no, on the oldones, they said they never had
one.
It was him and Scooby had.

Speaker 2 (01:39:09):
Adam's apple bro Bro.
I could have sworn.
Shaggy used to have an Adam'sapple bro.
I didn't know that was aMandela fake bro.
Now they got me tripping.

Speaker 1 (01:39:17):
They got you fucked up, bro, got you.
That's what they say, bro,that's what they say.
I ain't no one need to tell.
I was like what the fuck areyou talking about?
That you don't got an Adam'sapple.
I see that Adam's apple.
They animated the Adam's apple.

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
I remember that Right , it was just like a little
kneecap right there Like alittle ball, yeah, it was a
little ball.

Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
But yeah, it was that thing would go up, Damn every
time they would.
Whenever they'd swallow it,it'd just go.
I remember that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
I remember all of that, Fuck bro ring, but I
remember that right, uh-huh, I,I remember, I remember, if I get
adam's apple bro, damn thatthat.

Speaker 1 (01:39:54):
Y'all not gonna gaslight me, y'all gonna.
Y'all not gonna tell me thatit's because I got a
preconceived notion on thatbullshit.
It was butterfly effect.
We jumped through time.
It's another timeline.

Speaker 2 (01:40:04):
That's what happened I'm not wrong, I'm just from a
different reality, I'm just.

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
I'm just a little quirky, like that I'm just from
a different reality.
I'm just a little quirky likethat.
I'm just from a differentmultiverse.
But yeah, that's number one.

Speaker 2 (01:40:15):
Go ahead, give me another one.
That sounds good, give meanother one.

Speaker 1 (01:40:17):
I got you Mickey Mouse's suspenders.

Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
Mickey Mouse does wear suspenders.
What?

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
He does not wear suspenders.

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
What?
What does he wear?
He just has his shorts.
He just has his shorts.
Nah, okay, that's another one.
That's another one that goeswith that.
That's another one that goeswith that.
Oh God, I gotta look this up.
Mickey Mouse shorts.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
Some people remember Mickey Mouse shorts as red.
Guess what color they are?
They're red.
They're saying yellow.

Speaker 2 (01:40:45):
Yellow.

Speaker 1 (01:40:46):
That's the same shit I said.

Speaker 2 (01:40:50):
Nah, they bugging, look See.
Nah, not yellow, all right, sothis one's bugging, hold on.
Nah, I never seen Mickey Mousewith yellow shorts.
Hold on.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
Did we use this cover at Mandela Effect?

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
Somebody must have a different Mandela Effect Within
the Mandela Effect.
Mickey Mouse has never wornyellow shorts and I thought his
pants, his shorts, weresuspenders, but I could see that
now the suspender was, I knew.

Speaker 1 (01:41:16):
But yeah, the yellow ones, okay.
So I'm wrong on the yellow ones.
Well, not me.
Well, the the nose are wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:41:22):
The nose are wrong I could have sworn he wore
suspenders, but not not.

Speaker 1 (01:41:25):
Now that I look at it , yeah, I think that's just me
gaslighting myself right thereno, what I think for me is when
the old cartoons, they would dothis little thing where they
would go like that and I swearthey they had suspenders right
like they would do a littleanimation where they would go
like that and they havesuspenders.
That's, that's at least what Ithought they used.
They used to have suspenders,right, I got, I got another one

(01:41:47):
for you.
So Captain versus CaptainCrunch I used to think it was
Captain Crunch.
Wait, what was it?
Captain Crunch, captain?
Okay, do you think it's Captainor Captain Crunch?
Captain?

Speaker 2 (01:42:02):
Crunch, captain Crunch.

Speaker 1 (01:42:04):
But I used to think it was Captain.
Captain, I could have sworn.
It was spelled out CaptainCrunch.
I don't remember seeing anapostrophe.
I could have sworn.
It was spelled out CaptainCrunch.
I remember seeing an apostrophe.

Speaker 2 (01:42:13):
I remember Captain Crunch, captain Crunch, captain
Crunch, captain Crunch, hold thefuck on bro.

Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
Because Captain Crunch don't even sound right.

Speaker 2 (01:42:25):
Hold on, bro.
Captain Crunch Right, it wasspelled out Because it was the
captain.

Speaker 1 (01:42:32):
It was the captain.

Speaker 2 (01:42:33):
Right, that's why we called it.
That's why, that's why in ourtimeline, we called it, captain
Crunch.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
Bro, it said Cap-in.

Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
Like.

Speaker 1 (01:42:40):
Cap-positrophe-N.
Oh, captain Crunch, captainCrunch.
But I could have sworn, though,on the cereal boxes.

Speaker 2 (01:42:47):
I can't remember, I can't remember it done got to my
fucking brain.
They done deleted this out ofmy brain.

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
Bro, I swear it was Captain.

Speaker 2 (01:42:56):
I can't fucking remember, bro, what's happening.
I'm about to start tripping out.
I'm low on sleep right now.
I'm tired.
I'm about to start.
I'm about to have a whole panicattack.
I can make myself have a panicattack If I just keep breathing
like that.
I've done it before.
Once I start realizing that mytongue isn't really a thing a

(01:43:21):
part of me, or it is a part ofme, but I have no, I don't know.
I start, my tongue goes numband then I start having a panic
attack.

Speaker 1 (01:43:27):
Go chug on the old tongue.

Speaker 2 (01:43:28):
Chase out, chase out.
You want another one?
Go chug on the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:43:30):
Check this out.
Check this out.
You want another one?
Go ahead and give it to me.

Speaker 2 (01:43:34):
That's what I like.

Speaker 1 (01:43:37):
So Snoopy's tail.
What color is Snoopy's tail?
Snoopy's tail.

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
Snoopy.

Speaker 1 (01:43:44):
Snoopy the dog.

Speaker 2 (01:43:45):
I didn't even know he had a tail.
He didn't have a tail.

Speaker 1 (01:43:53):
So some would tell you is black, but in reality
it's a white with a small blackspot on it I don't recall snoopy
having a tail meet me.
I don't recall him having thetail.
Snoopy had a fucking tail thiswhole time bro I don't recall,
because I'm trying to rememberhim on top of the house, right,
I guess, when he doesn't have atail.
Well, but it's saying not onlythat he had a tail, but some

(01:44:13):
people say it was black.
I don't even remember like awhite or black tail, but it's a
white with the black spot on it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:20):
It's just a white tail though.

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
With the black spot.

Speaker 2 (01:44:25):
I don't see no black spot on it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:26):
Right there?
Oh, not that one.

Speaker 2 (01:44:29):
You went past one oh, that black spot right there.
So the mandela effect is he hasthe black spot he has a black
spot.

Speaker 1 (01:44:39):
People are saying he had a black tail.
Well, me personally I don'tremember him having a tail
period.
Yeah, I don't remember himhaving a tail damn.

Speaker 2 (01:44:48):
We all from different it's like a.
It's like a I really don'trecall snoopy having a tail.

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
I don't remember him having a tail either because,
like I'm saying, my, my patient,snoopy, is him on the on top of
the house I just put his little, that little intro you know
they do with them, putting ongoggles and everything that's.
I don't remember him having atail.

Speaker 2 (01:45:05):
I just never paid attention, I guess right, all
right.

Speaker 1 (01:45:10):
So tony, right, alright.
So Tony the Tiger's nose.
So Tony the Tiger has a bluenose, not black.
What I have never seen, thismotherfucker with a blue nose.
Look it up, bro.
Motherfucker got a blue nose,bro.
What the fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:45:25):
Oh, a blue nose, a blue nose.

Speaker 1 (01:45:28):
Bro, you see how weird it looks A blue nose Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:45:30):
I don't remember this motherfucker having a blue nose
, bro, you see how weird itlooks.

Speaker 1 (01:45:33):
A blue nose Bro.
I don't remember thismotherfucker having a blue nose,
bro.

Speaker 2 (01:45:34):
Nah, y'all bugging with that one bro.

Speaker 1 (01:45:40):
Nah, that don't even look right, bro.
It should be a black nose,right.
It should be black bro, right.
That doesn't even look right.
Never has this, motherfucker.
Bro.
The box was blue.

Speaker 2 (01:45:50):
What.
The box was blue.
The box was blue Even on thecommercials.
He had a blue nose, I guess so.

Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
Bro the box was blue.
I give him that the box wasblue, but you see how blue, like
how blue that nose looks.

Speaker 2 (01:46:03):
Like.

Speaker 1 (01:46:04):
I forgot the Like.

Speaker 2 (01:46:07):
I'm having a whole Bro, what I'll probably just
colorblind.
That's probably just me.

Speaker 1 (01:46:15):
That's the normal frosted flakes, or so we thought
the blue one looks so out of it, bro, like it looks so weird,
bro, I did not fucking know thatit might be just.
I was not paying attention tothe details, right, maybe, maybe
, but really everybody knowsit's just because a butterfly
fit and we went through anotherwormhole and we had another.

Speaker 2 (01:46:37):
I could have sworn it was black, but I really don't
know that one too well.
I can't say that oneconfidently, with all 10 toes
down.
I did know about the Leonardoda Vinci's Mona Lisa expression.

Speaker 1 (01:46:49):
What about it?

Speaker 2 (01:46:49):
Some claim that the Mona Lisa's.
Well, how do you remember theMona Lisa?
What you mean?
How do I remember Like herfacial expression?

Speaker 1 (01:46:55):
She definitely wasn't a tan, but I mean I hit no, no,
I just worried she was smirking, she was smirking, she's
smirking, right.

Speaker 2 (01:47:09):
She got a little smile.

Speaker 1 (01:47:10):
She got a little smile.

Speaker 2 (01:47:11):
No, I remember Mona Lisa not even smiling.
It was more like a restingbitch face type thing.

Speaker 1 (01:47:20):
She was smiling a little bit, was she not?
Let me see.

Speaker 2 (01:47:23):
She was.
It says she was, but I recall.

Speaker 1 (01:47:27):
Like more serious.

Speaker 2 (01:47:28):
Yeah, it was more serious.
I don't recall her that looksweird.

Speaker 1 (01:47:31):
Hold on, bro, like actually looking at it now.
I haven't seen them on thelease on forever.
That looks weird, right.
Hold on, hold on, hold on I.
It was like a little thing, butit was at that.
Uh right, it was like a tinylittle smart.
It was a smart just right hereon the corner of her mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:47:49):
I remember that it was just a smirk, but now here
on the corner of her mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:47:51):
I remember that it was just a smirk.
This bitch is full on smilingRight.
Nah, that is creepy, I couldhave sworn.
Nah.

Speaker 2 (01:47:58):
Nah, that is not the Mona Lisa Hold the fuck, because
I remember art class in likeninth grade freshman year.
I remember we were talkingabout the Mona Lisa.

Speaker 1 (01:48:08):
That shit gave me shivers.

Speaker 2 (01:48:09):
That shit, freshman year I remember we were talking
about the Mona Lisa, but shegave me shivers.
I remember, bro.
I remember our teacher was likeas you can see, she doesn't
have a smile on her face, she'smore of a serious like.
She has a serious look with aslight smile, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:48:23):
the smile doesn't even make sense because nobody
smiled back then.
Right, that does not make sense.
No, because that's a full bro.

Speaker 2 (01:48:31):
now I remember like a little right a little bit on
the corner right here, corner ofher mouth, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:48:36):
It was like a little.
You could tell like.
So it was just like like it wasa little.
It was like it was a littlegreen subtle bro, it was subtle
very subtle, very subtle, but ifyou saw it you know you like
you get to.
This is a full on.
I have not seen the Mona Lisain years.
Bro, that is a full blown smileit says.

Speaker 2 (01:48:55):
Some claim that Mona Lisa's smile has suddenly
changed, appearing morepronounced and almost smirking,
whereas they recall it beingmore neutral nah, that's crazy
it's just cause we jumptimelines, is that?

Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
butterfly effect.

Speaker 2 (01:49:09):
I be trying to tell you sorry, I'm not quirky or
crazy, it's just because wejumped timelines.
It's that butterfly effect.
I'll be trying to tell youSorry, I'm not quirky or crazy,
it's just because.

Speaker 1 (01:49:12):
I jumped timelines.

Speaker 2 (01:49:17):
I'm not from this timeline.

Speaker 1 (01:49:18):
I'm not from here, I'm not from this universe.
Nah, check this one out.

Speaker 2 (01:49:21):
This one.
I was like, nah, now y'allsounding crazy on this one.
Alright, bro, what you got?
The number of human kidneys.

Speaker 1 (01:49:28):
What the fuck, hold on.
What the fuck?
You mean the number of humankidneys?
How much?

Speaker 2 (01:49:31):
kidneys do you have?
We got two, exactly.
Some recall learning in schoolthat the human body has one
kidney and we only have onekidney, not two.
We got one kidney, look it up.
I'm just about to gaslight you.
I'm about to lose this shit.
You should have saw his wholeworld broke down in front of him

(01:49:56):
.
Yo Junker lost his whole shit.

Speaker 1 (01:50:02):
Oh fuck, I know, that was it for me.
Who took my?

Speaker 2 (01:50:07):
other kidney.
No, no, no.
But some people have said thatthey believe a human body had
one kidney.

Speaker 1 (01:50:14):
Okay, they were taught that we only have one
kidney, but we have two kidneys.
We do have two kidneys.

Speaker 2 (01:50:19):
Okay, I was about to say While this could be a
misinterpretation of the singlefunctional kidney myth, it
remains a strong Mandela effectfor some.
The single what.
Some people believe that weonly have one kidney.
Oh, okay, that a human can onlysurvive on one kidney.
That's why they think we onlyhave one kidney.
Oh, but we have two kidneys.

Speaker 1 (01:50:38):
Yeah, you can survive off one.
Mm-hmm, you can donate one.
Yeah, so that one.
I'm like, nah, yeah, nah,stretch, they're reaching,
they're reaching, right, hellareaching, get him.

(01:50:58):
He's reaching.
What else you got, bro?
All right, so this one.
I know you remember this one.
So the oops I did it again hitsit.
Oops, I did it again.
So britney spears famous musicvideo.
Many can distinctly rememberbritney wearing a microphone
headset in the video.
Her doll was even sold with one.
However, after re-watching itis clear that she never wore in
the video.
You doll was even sold with one.
However, after re-watching it,it's clear that she never wore
in the video.
You ever seen the music video?
I've seen this on mtv.
Shout out to those who remembermtv she had a headset, she had

(01:51:22):
a headset.
I remember bro, because itstarts in that grainy thing with
the while she's dancing she hasa, but now they're saying that
she doesn't have a headset.
At no point.

Speaker 2 (01:51:35):
She never had a headset when she's on.

Speaker 1 (01:51:37):
They're saying she never had a headset.

Speaker 2 (01:51:39):
What.

Speaker 1 (01:51:39):
But I remember that was like the song.
She came on with the headset onsinging that song.
I remember.
I remember it on MTV, Iremember it.
But since she didn't have aheadset, okay, so I remember on
MTV, I remember it.
But since she didn't, shedidn't have a headset.
Okay, so I got another one.
Is Jif, not Jiffy?
People swear that there was aJiffy peanut butter back in the

(01:52:01):
day, but researchers speculatethat they're combining Jif with
this competitor, skippy.
I remember a Jiffy peanutbutter Jiffy, jiffy.
They're saying it's not.
They're saying it's just Jiff.
I ain't never heard of no Jiffpeanut butter, bro.
I could have sworn it was Jiffypeanut butter.
They're saying you're justremembering the competitor

(01:52:23):
Skippy, but I don't remember nocompetitor.
At the time there was nobodytalking about no.

Speaker 2 (01:52:29):
Skippy.
I don't remember no competitor.
At the time there was nobodytalking about no Skippy.
I don't remember no damn Skippy.
I remember Peter Pan and Jiffy.
That's it Peter Pan and Jiffy.
There you go.
Or it might just be Jiffy Lube,Jiff Mmm.

Speaker 1 (01:52:42):
So that might be it.

Speaker 2 (01:52:43):
I just gaslit myself.

Speaker 1 (01:52:47):
Maybe we just figure it out here at Cosmic Code, we
don't have to find solutions toeveryday problems.

Speaker 2 (01:52:50):
I saw the Great Wall of India.
Great Wall of India.
There was never a Great Wall ofChina.
There was always the Great Wallof India.
No, I'm just joking again.
Oh lie, here we are.
Here, I am destroying Yayo'sworld.
It's slowly deteriorating.

Speaker 1 (01:53:09):
Hey, that's not right .
No, chill the fuck out Everytime my brain is blowing, bro,
my body can't keep doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:53:15):
Who said they doing me like I be tricking,
gaslighting my mom?

Speaker 1 (01:53:20):
Dude, that's how she feels, Fuck, fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:53:24):
I hate it here.
No, no, no, but it kind of is atheory.
I mean not theory, a Mandelatheory Okay.
So many people recall learningthat the Great Wall of China is
the longest wall in the world.
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:53:37):
Did you grow up with that?

Speaker 2 (01:53:37):
Yeah, I grew up with that I did too in my timeline,
in my timeline.
So in reality, there is asecond longest wall.
It's the Kumbhala Fort Wall inIndia, which stretches over 22
miles and is often left out ofhistorical discussion.
Some swear they never heard ofit before, despite its long
history.

Speaker 1 (01:53:58):
So there's another wall and it's in India.

Speaker 2 (01:54:02):
I ain't never heard of this wall in India.

Speaker 1 (01:54:06):
I've never heard of this wall in India.

Speaker 2 (01:54:08):
I don't think they've heard of that wall in India,
but I mean the Great Wall ofChina is the longest wall in the
world right yeah.
I want to say it is, I don'tknow.
It was just another one.
What about the thinker?
The thinker, how do you recallthe thinker being?

Speaker 1 (01:54:21):
The statue.
Oh just like this right.

Speaker 2 (01:54:26):
Was it like that, or was it on his forehead?

Speaker 1 (01:54:29):
On his forehead.

Speaker 2 (01:54:30):
Was it on his forehead or on his chin?

Speaker 1 (01:54:32):
It was on his chin, wasn't it?
Was it, do you tell me?
Elbow on his knee, chin on hisfist?

Speaker 2 (01:54:42):
Alright.
So Many remember AugusteRodin's famous the Thinker
statue Resting its fist on itsforehead while deep in thought.
For that famous the thinkerstatue resting its fist on its
forehead, while deep in thoughtthat on this forehead that's
what people say, but theofficial version shows the fist

(01:55:02):
resting on the chin, not theforehead what you remember, both
bro, both both who said theylive both lives.
What you remember?
Both bro, Both.

Speaker 1 (01:55:10):
Both who said they live both lives.
On his forehead, though, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:55:17):
Some old photographs even show people mimicking a
different pose, fuelingspeculation of a change.

Speaker 1 (01:55:24):
Bro on his forehead.
You can't even confuse the chinfor the forehead, Uh-uh.

Speaker 2 (01:55:28):
I recall seeing both.
You recall it for real, uh-huh,I recall seeing both.

Speaker 1 (01:55:30):
You recall it for real.

Speaker 2 (01:55:31):
Uh-huh.
I recall seeing him just likesitting there like this.
And then I saw another onewhere I thought it was just like
him, but like in deeper thoughtor some shit like that Tight
shit.
I'm really just from adifferent timeline.
The government might try andcome and get me.

Speaker 1 (01:55:47):
He really just got different electrons and protons.
He really just all right.

Speaker 2 (01:55:52):
So what you got, what other ones you got?

Speaker 1 (01:55:55):
so looney tunes.
So it's spelled t-u-n-e-s, nott-o-o-n-s.
Let me tell you why this isfalse.
Let me tell you why this isfalse, cuz as an avid looney
tunes lover, I used to go onYouTube in the mornings, type in
Looney Tunes two O's and it wasgoing to be Looney Tunes, not

(01:56:24):
T-U-N-E-S.

Speaker 2 (01:56:28):
I thought it was T-O-O-N-S.
It says T-U-N-E-S.
I don't recall it being that,but I'll.
It might just be me with my badspelling at the time.

Speaker 1 (01:56:37):
Maybe I was an excellent speller at the time
Amazing speller, one of the best.

Speaker 2 (01:56:42):
You know, one that tripped me out was when they
talked about the boots Ice cream.
You know how, like you hadSpiderman, spongebob ice cream,
you had all these other icecreams that had like their face
With like gumball eyes, therewas a Boots.
Yeah, there was Ice cream pot.
They're saying there wasn't,it's never existed.

Speaker 1 (01:57:04):
Nah, get the fuck out of here.
They said it never existed.
There was.
I got one at Burnington CoalFactory, bro.
That's what I'm saying, bro, Igot one at Burnington Coal
Factory bro, I don't rememberY'all trying to gaslight me.

Speaker 2 (01:57:17):
That shit was blue with like the peach, and then
red, right, right, right andthen two little black eyeballs,
two little black eyeballs, yep.
Y'all are not about to fuckinggaslight me and tell me I'm
fucking lying.
Nah, that was.
Gaslight me and tell me I'mfucking lying.
No, I recall having a bootspopsicle and eating that shit

(01:57:37):
because they had that busted up.

Speaker 1 (01:57:38):
Door one that looked goofy as fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:57:39):
The door one was scary bro, because it had his
hair and everything had like uh,he had his whole facial shape
bro.
I recall it bro, yep I rememberthat Never existed.

Speaker 1 (01:57:51):
Nah, they can't.
You could have told me anythingelse, but not existing is crazy
.

Speaker 2 (01:57:54):
Never existed To this day, to this day.
Nah, that shit crazy.
What else you got, bruh, so uh?

Speaker 1 (01:58:05):
Same thing.
Okay, got another one Skechers.
So Apparently there's no T inSkechers, apparently it's
spelled S-K-E-C-H-E-R-S.
You remember that like that.
I thought it had a T, damnSkechers.

Speaker 2 (01:58:25):
I can't say it on my chest, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:58:27):
I can't say it on my chest, but I feel like it had a
T.
Okay, got another one Totallythe same Fruit on my chest, bro,
I can't say it on my chest, butI feel like it had to.
Okay, fruit Loops, look up,look this up.
Look up, fruit Loops.
What about it?
Apparently, it's not Fruit,it's F-R-O-O-T.

Speaker 2 (01:58:47):
F-R-O-O-T yeah, fruit .

Speaker 1 (01:58:49):
Loops, I don't know.
Maybe, maybe, that one, maybethat one, maybe, maybe.
Maybe, Nah, but I could haveSwung it with fruit Like fruit,
like the regular word fruit.

Speaker 2 (01:59:04):
I can't remember that one.
I can't say that one On mychest either.
What about C-3PO, c-3po, c-3po.
What about him?
Was he all gold?

Speaker 1 (01:59:15):
Yeah, he was all gold .

Speaker 2 (01:59:16):
Nah, that's not right .
He has a silver leg.
He ain't got no silver leg.
C-3po has a silver leg.

Speaker 1 (01:59:22):
I know silver leg, that motherfucker, all gold.
There was a point where hedidn't have, like he was,
mismatched parts, but that wasbefore he was all gold and
that's like after repairs andstuff like that.

Speaker 2 (01:59:35):
He had a silver leg.

Speaker 1 (01:59:37):
What the fuck Nah?
C3po had a silver leg when thefuck did that motherfucker get a
silver leg?
When the fuck, what, what.

Speaker 2 (01:59:52):
C3PO had a silver lane.

Speaker 1 (01:59:55):
That motherfucker didn't have no silver lane, he
was all gold.

Speaker 2 (01:59:59):
Negative.

Speaker 1 (01:59:59):
What Look at that shit.
What Look see, Y'all go rightthere.

Speaker 2 (02:00:08):
See, that's the Mandela thing.

Speaker 1 (02:00:12):
They couldn't get to that one See.
C3po had a silver leg Did theyjust not record from the leg
there.
C3po Did I get no full bodyshots of him, and I just thought
he was all gold.

Speaker 2 (02:00:27):
I don't know Silver leg.

Speaker 1 (02:00:30):
Am I really about to watch the whole Star Wars
trilogy tonight, just to see ifhe had?

Speaker 2 (02:00:34):
a silver leg, just to see if this motherfucker had a.
Y'all heard it here first.
C3po had a silver leg Me in mydefense and in my timeline.
I thought he was all gold aswell.

Speaker 1 (02:00:46):
Okay, you're not alone.
I thought he was all gold aswell, so alone.
I thought he was all gold aswell, so okay, I got another one
.
Where was it Pikachu's tailBruh?
I lost sleep because of thisone.
So clearly remember blackdetailing on the Pokemon
character's tail, but in realityit's just yellow.

(02:01:09):
The only thing I think isbecause they confused them with
what's the Raichu, I think.

Speaker 2 (02:01:17):
Pikachu did have a black spawn on his tail, bro,
but I swear.

Speaker 1 (02:01:20):
I swear he had a black tail on the Earth in the
early days.

Speaker 2 (02:01:25):
Bro, he had a black tail, bro.
They are not about the guyslike me, bro.
This is how he had his tailback in the day.

Speaker 1 (02:01:31):
That's how he had his shit Right there.

Speaker 2 (02:01:32):
That's how he had it.
I'm going to have to look in mycloset, but I have a freaking
statue of Pikachu With that tailWith the tail Bro.

Speaker 1 (02:01:40):
I almost want to say maybe it's just me, maybe it's
just my Mandela Faye going withanother Mandela Faye in my brain
, our brain, making me crazy.
But I could have sworn.
I drew Pikachu before and I putthat black spot on his tail
Right 99%.
Sure I did that.

Speaker 2 (02:01:57):
Oh my God, Now my head hurts.
Oh my God, maybe I'm justtripping, maybe I was just Maybe
I fell and hit my head.

Speaker 1 (02:02:10):
All right, so this is my final one.
So some people remember,remember the fruit of the loom
logo having a cornucopia.
It did have a cornucopia I sortof got it there.
They're saying it didn't bro,y'all fucking lying I swear, bro
, because I remember.
I remember going to Rosa's Getit, get it, get it my mama

(02:02:31):
getting me Food of the loon bruh.
Now, it wasn't even Rosa's,what was it?
Kmart Getting food of the loonbruh, and they had a
Motherfucking cornucopia Withall the, all the foods and
everything On there.
Almost certain, almost certain.
Nah, I ain't even Almostcertain.
I knew that.
I knew that's how it came, bro.
If I could at least save oneshirt for my childhood, it would

(02:02:55):
have had it, bro, I could havesworn bro it had, it bro, it had
it.

Speaker 2 (02:03:00):
No, they bugging bro.
All right, I got one for you.
In the wizard of oz, thescarecrow had a gun.
So many people don't recallscarecrow holding a gun in the
wizard of oz in 1939.
In some scenes scarecrowclearly carries a revolver,
which surprises people who don'tremember seeing it before in

(02:03:21):
the wizard of oz, the originalone, I'm guessing.

Speaker 1 (02:03:22):
Uh, I, I can't speak on that one because I don't
remember uh uh, I don't rememberwatching that movie, honestly,
probably not recall him.
That's a fool.

Speaker 2 (02:03:36):
The loon war, but it did have a cornucopia to it but
it's saying it didn't.

Speaker 1 (02:03:41):
But I don't remember when it was just like that.
But so he had a gun.
Then what the fuck you had togo for?
Timmy was strapped up no.
The scarecrow, scarecrow wasstrapped up no the scarecrow.
Scarecrow was strapped up.

Speaker 2 (02:03:53):
And then Smokey the Bear.

Speaker 1 (02:03:55):
What about it?

Speaker 2 (02:03:58):
What was his name?

Speaker 1 (02:03:59):
Smokey, smokey, the bear right.

Speaker 2 (02:04:04):
He had a last name.
No, no, no, it was Smokey theBear, but it wasn't the Bear, it
was Smokey Bear, smokey Bear.
His official name is justSmokey the Bear, but it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (02:04:10):
The Bear.
It was Smokey Bear, smokey Bear.

Speaker 2 (02:04:12):
His official name is just Smokey Bear.
Smokey Bear, not Smokey theBear.
Smokey Bear, my brain.
What Bro, I could have sworn.
I seen billboards saying onlyyou can prevent wildfires.
Smokey the Bear.

Speaker 1 (02:04:29):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:04:32):
Help.

Speaker 1 (02:04:32):
Smokey the Bear, prevent wildfires.
Smokey the Bear Right.
Help.
Smokey the Bear, fightwildfires.
Bro, that's a duh in there, bro, that's a duh.
Smokey the Bear, bro.
What is reality?
Goddamn butterfly effect, bro.
I'm telling you, bro, that shithurt my fucking hair, bro.

Speaker 2 (02:04:47):
I'll tell you that, bro.
Y'all let us know if y'all haveany crazy Mandela.
Let us know if y'all have anycrazy Mandela.
Let us know if we're justgaslighting ourselves and we're
just wrong, tell us straight upright now.
Is we wrong?
I know y'all motherfuckers onYouTube will gladly tell us
we're fucking wrong.
Man.
Fuck y'all man.
I said that shit with my wholechest.

(02:05:09):
Put me in a timeline where youdon't exist, fucking scum.
But, like I said, y'all, let usknow if y'all have any cool
Mandela effects, anything thaty'all believe.

Speaker 1 (02:05:26):
It's a cosmic cold with a K.
No, I'm just playing.

Speaker 2 (02:05:31):
It's always been two C's.

Speaker 1 (02:05:33):
I'm about to go back and change everything.

Speaker 2 (02:05:37):
I'm about to go back on every episode and say it's
C-O-V-E.
I mean C-O-S-M.
That way, people have our own,we have our own mandala.

Speaker 1 (02:05:47):
We create our own mandala.
That's it.

Speaker 2 (02:05:48):
And it was never octopus, it was actually just.

Speaker 1 (02:05:51):
It was like vines or something.
Huh, it was like vines orsomething.

Speaker 2 (02:05:54):
Right, just vines instead of octopus.
Holy shit, but Give it fiveyears, bro, right, give it five
years.
But y'all let us know if y'allhave any good Mandela effects.
Any have concrete proof?
Because nobody has concreteproof, right, we just have
memories, apparently, that arewrong apparently, apparently so.
Let us know what y'all think.

(02:06:15):
Thanks again for all thesupport that y'all give us.
Thank you for listening, thankyou for always tuning in, thank
you for showing love on TikTok.
We're almost about to hit 50followers on TikTok, so we would

(02:06:36):
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that's at cosmic cove, atk-o-s-m-i-c, underscore c-o-v-e
allegedly, or is it k-o-s-m-i-c?

Speaker 1 (02:06:40):
space c-o-v-e.

Speaker 2 (02:06:41):
I not forgot, but it's one of those two for
reference.
My brain is cooked so y'all canfollow us on um, youtube and
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, subscribe, comment on any ofthe videos that you like,

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You know it helps us out, helpsus reach other people out there
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(02:07:24):
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We hope to make these episodesbetter for you and, like I said
before, hopefully maybe nextmonth or sometime soon we'll
actually have our first guestfrom a long time, but we'll
probably be at Yaya's place torecord that episode.
So y'all look forward to that.

(02:07:45):
I promise y'all we're going toget there.
It's just we got so much goingon.
We're going to get there.
It's just we got so much goingon.
I did something, uh, this pastSaturday that probably deterred
the whole uh, uh flow of how thepodcast might be for a while,
but it'd be all right.
If it's just the two, it's okay.
Y'all don't need guests.
Y'all go wait like three moremonths for guests.

(02:08:06):
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So you got any shout outs?

(02:08:27):
You want to say yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:08:27):
uh, just shout out sammy, jerry and and just shout
out my family, as always.
That's it really.

Speaker 2 (02:08:33):
All right, so on that , we're going to go ahead and
end it off.
Then We'll catch on the nextone.
So peace, peace.

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