EP 48- My Morning Voice Isn't Deep Enough and REvernze shows his true Form!!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, you think darkness is your ally.
You merely adopted the dark.
I was born in it, molded by it.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
I see death.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Welcome to Cosmic Cole Families.
It's your co-host, Yael, herewith my boy, Reverence Ha ha.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Ha ha ha.
You already know it's your boyReverence.
But when you, that's how it'sthe boy reverence.
But when you, when you, I wasreverent.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Mm, mm.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Motherfuckers really Go ahead, go ahead, bro.
They keep their morning voice,shit.
Sorry, I'm just waking up rightnow, bro.
See that, that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
I be fucking done sometimes Cause like I be
talking, I be talking like ahigh pitch, sometimes in the
morning.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
But when it be a bad shot y'all know that tone.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yes man, yes, yeah, yeah, I'm about to go get my
tools right quick, but sometimesyou know they catch me.
I'm on the move, he's already.
You feel me.
Yes man, yeah, I'm about to goover here.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Bro, y'all be listening back like bro, I
really did that shit.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
That, that, that where my opportunity for a
homeowner to fuck me, bro, thatthat Be choking myself, ain't no
?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
damn way my voice ain't deep, where the fuck's my
bass at.
Bro, sometimes, sometimes I'msqueezing my throat.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Sometimes I just don't drink water till like,
till like the next day, just tomake sure that that deep voice
be kicking in, you feel me.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Sometimes I just take a hit from a cigarette and then
put that tape over my mouth Goddamn that people be doing and
going to bed.
God damn, I wake up in themorning.
He wake up with a oh hell, noAll right, I ain't there for
that morning voice.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
That morning voice, really Sometimes we get sick on
purpose.
Really.
Just I just stand out there, Ijust stand, I just go outside
when it's raining.
I just go outside when it'sraining.
No socks on, no shirt on, juststand in the puddle, just for
the next day.
I'm about to pull all thehussies, I'm about, yeah, but I
can't wear myself checking onthe soap.
You feel.
You feel you just got to dothat shit, sometimes For the

(02:15):
love of game, sometimes you justgot to hurt yourself a little
bit go.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
This is what men have to do to achieve the
equivalence of makeup.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
That's really.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
This is men's makeup you can get out.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Hey, baby girl, how you doing.
Hey, baby girl, how you doing.
You pick what you want Makeupor no makeup.
You tell me what you want, whatyou want.
Voice did, voice did.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Vocal cords on fleet.
You feel like I.
I was gonna sing a song, but Ididn't know what song to sing Go
ahead bro, uh Verbatim bro Singuh.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Go ahead bro, go ahead bro.
You got that.
Put the lyrics up.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Put the lyrics up.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Put the lyrics up, come on.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
We're about to have A karaoke night.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
We're about to have A karaoke Ride, quit Ride quit?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
No, we're about to have a karaoke night.
We're about to have a karaoke.
Why quit?
No, we're about to getcopyrighted again.
Chris Brown, please Wait again.
Release the shackles from us,chris Brown, please Wait we got
copyrighted.
By.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Chris.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Brown, by Chris, by Chris Brown's label or whoever
it was.
It was just like because weused the audio and had to cut
out the audio.
We got a copyright strike well,not a strike, it was more like
a warning, like, hey, you can'tmonetize since you use this
music, my fault.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Chris brown my fault, my fault, my fault, chris
breezy.
My fault, my fault my hands up.
I was about to say better thangetting the hands from chris.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
You're gonna knock my ass out and then hit a crazy
ass dance move.
He gonna do a backflip on you.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Do a backflip Motherfuckers be in a backflip
For no reason.
Some don't even require that,little bro, some don't even
require that.
Motherfucker done.
Hit three backflips.
His Crowd gone wild though,kevin.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Gates, kevin, no, kevin Gates has no song For him
to be dancing like that.
He did that forward trampolineGot Grab that.
He did that full trampoline gotgrab the shins is going
straight knees down like robin,that you got make, you got to do
something like that sometimes,sometimes the song, just you
feel.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
The song you feel.
When he said I got two, youfeel grab, grab my ankles right,
quick.
As soon as he said that I'mgoing straight off the stage.
As soon as he said that, bro,just sometimes he's feeling
inside right you feeling yourphone.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Sometimes the music does get a hold of you no cap no
cap for all the people going todave blunt's concert.
You know, my, my hat's go offto y'all.
Y'all got a big, you got a bigresponsibility.
He said he gonna dive in thestage.
I mean in the crowd all right,support that man.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
That one ain't gonna hey.
He ain't about to crowd servebro.
I'm about to crowd sing bro.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Oh no, how was your week, bro?
How you?

Speaker 1 (04:49):
doing it was good.
It was good, it was uneventfulreally, oh shit, it was.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah nothing crazy, damn.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Literally nothing, bro.
It was just.
It was whack For real Whack.
I ain't doing nothing.
Nothing happened at work?
Nothing happened at work, no,no, nothing, nothing Just being
just regularity.
Regularity, you feel me Just.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Just that bit of just nothing.
Nope Chillin'.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Chillin', you know, sometimes, sometimes, sometimes
it be like that Sometimes it belike that Sometimes it be like
that I be trying to instigateMotherfuckers, you know, just so
I can have a story.
When I come here Just to feelsomething, just to feel
something, you know I justYou'll feel no harm my boy Like
Random dude Off the street, bro,you know.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
I said that like that plumber dude Fighting everybody
On the street.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Doing fades, that boy turtle, that boy turtle, whole
minutes bro.
Sometimes you Just instigatemotherfuckers.
I instigate them when he's likeyeah, I know, I'm like damn,
just like that, damn bro.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Damn.
I'm about to ask him.
Yeah, my fault, I didn't evenwant to do that to you.
Damn, my fault.
G, I didn't even mean it likethat to me.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, I know About killing myself hey, bro, hey,
but chill, bro, it ain't thatdeep.
Now you the third one to tellme.
I tell myself, thirdmotherfucker to tell me my fit
ain't shit, I'm about to killmyself.
I was like bro, chill, chill,it ain't that deep, it ain't
that deep.
But, apart from that, nothingreally crazy, just a calm
everything.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, it's just a filler weekend that's all.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
It is just like filler.
It's a filler episode, fillerepisode.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
There you go right, there's no, no details, it's
just relax laid back.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Sometimes you gotta have relax laid back weeks just
to keep in perspective just thatreally you got no motion and
and it's okay sometimes you justneed that just to humble
yourself sometimes.
Cause and it's okay Sometimes.
You just need that Just tohumble yourself sometimes,
because then you be thinking yoube having too much emotion and
then that gets to your head.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Right, you lose yourself, you lose yourself.
You lose yourself in emotionand here at Cosmic Code.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
We're here to save people.
We're not trying to loseanybody.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
That's right, we're not trying to lose y'all.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
So for $14.99 a week, y phone call every two months.
You pay every week, but I callyou every two months Saying
you're going to be alright, myboy, and then I hang up, that's
it.
That's it, $14.99 every week.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
That's going to be our Patreon.
We're going to be your vocalcoaches.
If y'all pay us $14.99, $14.99,$14.99, we will be vocal
coaches for each one of y'all.
Y'all just tell us, y'alldonate, we'll call you every
week.
Keep your head up, twin, yougot this.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
I'll let you, I'll let you even.
I'll let you even call me onceFor reals.
Once for reals, you can call meinstead of me calling you.
Tell me what the fuck going on.
Best, best I can give you ishey, and be like that sometime.
That's gonna help you, trust me.
When you, when you telling meyour darkest and deepest secrets
Of Of how life is fucking you,you just gonna get a and be like

(07:52):
that sometime.
Trust me, it's gonna take youout that road.
Trust me, trust me Trust us.
Trust us.
Trust us, it's Like truest,trust us it's you go get out of
it.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Trust us and then, after that, we're going to talk
about you on the next podcastepisode.
Let me tell you what I heard.
Let me tell you what I heardthrough the grapevines Some
loser is going through a toughtime right now.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Some white-ass motherfucker that can't handle
his own is going through sometough shit right now.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Some loser is telling me about his baby mama drama,
what a fucking I mean freakingloser you know what.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Personally fuck him and his baby calling me and shit
.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
I'm trying to do better about custom bro.
I'm trying not to cuss as muchbro I'll be going a little crazy
.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
I'll be going a little too crazy.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
I listened to the last episode.
I dropped the mf bomb.
I say, did you?
For real I was like, bro, thatshit was not necessary.
Reverence Calm down bro.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Nah, sometimes.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Sometimes the unnecessary Is necessary bro,
right, I get lost in itsometimes.
Bro, who say they got lost inthe sauce they like For?

Speaker 1 (08:56):
$14.99.
You can call me To not get lostin the sauce.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Here, let me show y'all how it works.
Let me call this.
Let me call this guy.
Let me call this number.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
I'm going to ignore that.
Oh my God y'all.
He did not pick up my phonecall.
I got to call again for $14.99.
Can't we talk about Can't?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
we talk about Him not answering was him explaining
himself.
Maybe Catch me talking about,catch me Him not answering Was
him explaining Himself to me.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
He said Don't throw your problems Out there, twin,
face them yourself Like a realman.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
That's what that Ignoring post-hoc means that's
really what See.
See, he been part of theprogram, he.
I'm already three months in.
You're already three months.
He's only got one.
I'm already three months in.
You're already three months.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
He's only got one phone call in three months.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
I done figured it out .
For one month you get anotherphone call.
Imagine we could scam on foryou like that, bro.
Just imagine I'll do it for you, bro, I'll drop all the cuss
words for you.
Just imagine, bro, we couldscam people like that.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Who said we can, we already have?

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Y'all hear that part.
That's not for y'all to listento.
Cut this out, cut this out.
Yeah, cut it out.

Speaker 2 (10:09):
Cut it out.
Cut it out, jamie.
Alright, bro, let's go aheadand head into this then.
Today we're going to be Talkingabout some Very good,
interesting things that manypeople have common knowledge
about, I feel like at least.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah, I feel like it is common.
Yeah, the first one wasdefinitely common knowledge.
I was going to cover it sincewe covered Skinwalkers last week
.
I feel like it was a good,because for me I always struggle
with that the differencebetween a Skinwalker.
I'll go ahead and tell you.
Should I go ahead and tell themBetween the difference between
a Skinwalker and a Wendigo?

(10:43):
I've always like it's not thesame thing.
It's not the same thing.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yo FYB, it's not the same thing.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Reverence.
It is not the same thing.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Who was it?
Was that the teacher that didthat?
Mr Mackey from Suffolk, okay.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Drugs are bad.
Okay, drugs are bad, okay, okay.
But so now when?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
it goes in uh, skinwalkers are different, okay,
okay.
Well, I haven't seen south parkin a minute.
They got that new season comingthey got new season for real.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
What is this one gonna be?

Speaker 1 (11:18):
um, they had the trailer, they released the
trailer for it, but I can'tremember bro, because what was
the last one Was the last onewhere they switched characters,
right?
I think so.
Right when it was like girls,mm-hmm, those were the Like, the
gender role, reverse thingwhatever, it is.
Okay, that was the last one,okay, okay, so what the Wendigo

(11:47):
I'm about to read, like thelittle Pokedex thing.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Oh yeah, no, read like the AI voiceover things.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Like the country one.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Just say your name, like Yayo FYB said that,
reverent, reverent.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Nah, it's Reverent.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Funny that you ask what a Wendigo is.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Funny that you ask.
Alright, so the Wendigo is amythological, cannibalistic
monster from Algonquian folklore.
It is often depicted as a gianthumanoid creature with heart of
ice, often depicted as a talland man-seeing humanoid with
ravenous hunger for human flesh.
The legend typically originatesfrom the tale of a human who

(12:31):
succumbed to starvation andcannibalism, becoming corrupted
and transformed into a wendigo.
The wendigo is said to possesshumans and cause them to commit
murder.
So a little appearance, alittle breakdown a little bit.
So little appearance, littlebreakdown, a little bit.
So I mean, I already said it,but you know, pale, skinny,
humanoid, sharp teeth, foul,odor and glowing eyes.

(12:53):
I used to associate the Wendigowith having the antlers antlers
with the skull on it.
So it they're not like that,they're just like tall skinny
like humanoids, so they don'tlook like the ones from Fallout.

(13:15):
No, well, the ones from Fallout,because they got the big ones.
Well, they look like the onesfrom Fallout.
Yeah, it's just regular people.
Yeah, fallout has the, fallouthas both of them.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Fallout has, like the , the big you're talking about
76 they got the wind that goeson there too, right, but they
don't got the.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
They don't got the uh no, they don't have like no
skull oh right, it's just like ahuman looking okay, so yeah,
it's like that.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, yeah, it's like that one it's like that one.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah, um, hold on.
I had to hear the little noteof okay, well, I'll get to it
later before I lose my spot.
But yeah, that's the skull wasjust it became popular with pop
culture and everything like that, and so it just, it just became
that, became more popular.
So that's how I used to takethe Wendigo, look like and what

(14:04):
not, but apparently it's notlike that look like the deer
skull.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yeah with the disco, it's just.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah with the big, yeah I used to think it was like
a humongous, like creature, butit's more of a humanoid,
humanoid thing.
It's just, you know, just justjust a little thing, um, but
okay.
So it's never satisfied withfood and it grows larger with
each meal, which I didn't know,and it likes to stalk his
victims.
I didn't know what to say thatwhat I say grows bigger with

(14:31):
each meal because they can't.
Their hunger is never uhsatisfied my husband was
satisfied so as long as theykeep on eating.
They keep getting bigger, uh, uh.
So it's also says a cautionarytale against, against greed.
So the so the Wendigo.
Like that's, that's whatthey're saying, like it was

(14:53):
against greed, selfishness andisolation.
So all you greedy motherfuckers, y'all might be a Wendigo damn.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
That explains everything that explains
everything.
Ever.
Mr Krabs was a Wendigo.
We done, we done, exposed thepure cosmic cold.
Holy shit, damn.
That explains everything.
That explains everything.
Ella, mr Krabs was a Wendigo.
We done exposed him here atCosmic Cove.
Holy shit, we just exposed MrKrabs.
He is a Wendigo.
Is Mr Krabs a Wendigo?
Holy shit, let me sit up.
I'm chilling too hard.
All right, my fault, y'all.
All right, let me give y'all alittle.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Oh no, I was just going to finish off with the
original.
It's a monster after it becamea monster after committing
cannibalism or being possessedby a spirit, and it's a
manifestation of the anxietiesof harsh winters and how to
survive them.
So that's just.
That goes with a little bit oflike why it came about and

(15:40):
whatnot.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
All right, let me tell you what a Wendigo is.
So a Wendigo no, I'm justjoking, no, I'm just.
The part I didn't understandwas the heart of ice or snow,
like what is that supposed tomean?

Speaker 1 (15:53):
I think they legit, got a heart or a heart of ice.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Me pulling up with the torch Back back, demon, Back
back, that's what oh?
For real.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
So they're scared.
They're scared of fire.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Oh yeah, that's right .
They are afraid of fire.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
They're scared of fire and supposedly To get rid
Of one.
Oh, right here.
If you don't mind, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Go ahead.
Let me know Of the weakness.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Okay, so the common weakness Is fire, with some
legends suggesting that burningthe creature To death or even
melting Its icy heart in thefire is necessary to truly
vanquish it.
Other methods include silverweapons, iron, or the
intervention of a shaman withspecific spells and ceremonies.
So that's how you get rid ofone If you try to go toe-to-toe

(16:37):
with one.
What you're going to need?
You're going to need a torch,you're going to need some
gasoline, you're going to needsome bullets.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Once you got all those things ready.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah, they did say you can.
Uh, uh huh.
They said iron bro, if you putfire on the sword, you're doing
double damage.
Really, from that logic, fromthat logic right there, you're
doing double damage.
Every time you slash, you burnit.
It can't heal, because it canheal itself too.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
I saw that Um Ways to deal with the Wendigo.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
It says avoidance is the best strategy.
Avoidance yep.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
But sometimes you do catch yourself in a predicament
where you got your pants down,you go in the woods to do your
thing Okay, and you got to gopoop Okay, but you end up
jerking instead and forgot youhad to poop Cas, but you end up
jerking instead and forgot youhad to poop.
Casual thing just anotherthursday really.
Oh so I'm the only one thatsuffers with that huh, impulsive

(17:32):
masturbation.
I guess I'm the only.
You're telling me you can dothat in the snow, so I'm the
only one that scratches his.
Uh, never mind, I'm getting toographic, so I'm the only one
that gets like a little.
I rub my hand across at one.
I said one time motherfucker,get instantly horned.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Damn, who's still 15?
10.
It do be like that.
Sometimes you catch a littleupdrift, a little updrift every
once in a while.
It's just hey, you look down,hey, you know it's locked and
loaded.
What you going to do?

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Oh, so I'm the one with the issues, huh, Alright.
So it said, don't engagedirectly.
They are far stronger thanhumans.
Cap For real.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
I agree with that Cap For real.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
They ain't stronger than me.
Can they hold this 45?

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Boom, boom, boom.
And from last episode what welearned class.
Nah, I'm just messing 45 is theround of God.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
All right.
So they say.
Fire is often cited as the mosteffective way to kill one.
In other versions, the only wayto defeat one is to destroy its
frozen heart, often hiddeninside its chest or buried
nearby.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Oh shit, so it can be buried nearby.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Oh shit they said you could use traditional
indigenous rituals or spiritualguidance from a shaman or
medicine man.
They said it's best to stay ingroups, solitude invites
possession, and offer food orwarmth to travelers to protect
against the spirit's influence alesson in hospitality, okay,
okay, I mean that that commentnow just for experiment.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
That's what you're gonna do, just for experiment.
But we're gonna get him up for.
Isolate him, bro, go to themountains.
Isolate him, bro, go to themountains.
Isolate him, bro.
Don't even talk to him, bro.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
So if it possesses the person, that we isolated.
We beat the crap out the dude.
We essentially beat the windigo.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
So this is what you do, just to prep a little bit
Ahead of time.
We're going to time up Ocean 12type shit.
Before he even starts gettingpossessed.
So he started getting possessed.
You know, he transforms into aWendigo, hands already tied up.
We already see his heart turninto ice.
We already got pipe bombs ready, bro, pipe bombs.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Bro it's.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
With thermite in there, bro, it's going to burn,
bro.
Ain't no one burns harder thanthermite, bro?

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Did you know that if you use jet fuel that'd probably
be better Because it couldsmell?
Jet fuel melts still beams forall the people that don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Oh yeah, it does that .
Oh yeah, it does it like at aperfect 45 degree.
No, not 40.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Yeah, 45, right, it does it like at a good angle it
makes a clean cut.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
I mean, I mean explosion I mean that explosion,
it melts it in a particularpattern.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, we ain'tleaving it.
Where's my script?
At where's?

Speaker 2 (20:11):
the where's the script the government gave me?
Jet fuel can melt, still beamsin a particular pattern that
often looks like it looks likeit exploded but it was actually
just what do you think about it?
Parentheses do not say or readthis sentence right here look in
camera, don't blink.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Proceeds to blink.
I thought you're gonna blink heproceeds to blink.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Yeah, that's what they said.
You could do that stuff likewould you jet fuel?

Speaker 1 (20:40):
no, no, he's just joking about that.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Fuck, where was I?
Oh yeah, staying together andeverything like that.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Oh, okay, to prevent.
To prevent anybody From beingisolated.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
To get possessed, because you said Isolation was
another thing Of people gettingTurned into the window.
Yeah, they get possessed.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Essentially, they get possessed by the spirit, the
spirit of the window, and thenthat turns them Into start
having the cannibalistic uhfeatures and everything.
So then he'll start turning andand once he starts eating
people, I think that's when hisheart's turning to ice so he
becomes the next one to go.
He becomes the next one to godamn and then he's, and then

(21:19):
okay, so then he has to keep.
He has to keep killing becausehe's always hungry, so he can't
stop.
That's where it comes to beingso deadly, because he got to
keep, literally he got to keepgoing.
It's like crank bro.
He got to keep going, bro.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Who said like crank?
Who said Jason Statham?

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Amazing movie, by the way.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
All right, what do you got then?

Speaker 1 (21:43):
You got stories or what, yeah you got more
information.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Yeah, I got some more .

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Go ahead, drop that knowledge.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Go ahead, go ahead Okay.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
You pretty much read my notes Tears, tears, tears out
of tears.
So all right, so tell you thisoh, talk about the or antlers.

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The deer association gainedpopularity in 20th and 21st
century through movies,role-playing games and other
media.
So I mean, that's kind ofthat's kind of valid, but that
shit does look pretty coolthough it looks the modern look
right, though I like it, I likethat one movie um you talking
about Ritual, ritual, yes, butthat was such a good movie I

(22:35):
like that.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
I don't know if other people did.
I like that.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
I thought that was a good movie.
I know a lot of people said itwasn't um all that I love the
movie.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
I guess just the reveal of the monster, but that
anticipation and build it to it.
I was like let me see it, letme see it.
And then they finally showedthat crazy ancient that one was
crazy and the languages spoke.
I was like this is what I'mtalking about.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Oh, the, the signs.
You know the signs andeverything show up throughout
the uh, throughout the movie.
Those are alakok, al Wokey, andthe symbols the ones that we
were talking about before thatyou could use on Skinwalkers too
, I don't remember.
You remember there's like abunch of symbols that just
appear throughout the movie.
It'd be like on the branches.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking
about now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Those were like to protect to.
Those were like to protect tokeep stuff inside or like keep
it away.
That's why they were inside thehut and stuff like that but
since it was already broken andthey had already like they were
already coming in and out andthey said, please, they weren't
doing anything, no more, so theyneeded a shaman to actually
lock that in.
Damn the more you know.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yeah, cosmic Cole that was a pretty good movie,
though.
Y'all should watch that movie.
Y'all should watch it.
Yeah, I haven't watched it yetfor real.
What's it called?
The Ritual, the?
Ritual it's super scary, atleast I thought it was scary.
It had me on my.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Yeah, yeah, oh creepy .
It was pretty creepy, and thenthat, mixed with the bloodiness
and the action of it, all right,they, they, they.
It's hard to make a scary movielike that.
Okay, so some of its powerspossess superhuman strength and
stamina, so it can tear humansapart, live from them with

(24:13):
little effort, snap necks andcarry two people at once.
Allegedly allegedly it hastitan senses that allow it to
track its prey and know theexact movements of its target.
Even if it's many miles away.
It can move at a superhumanspeed.
They can also mimic humanvoices to lure their victims
deeper into danger.

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This includes screams for helpand the ability to rapidly heal
and restore to full health andstate.
Uh, it has insatiable hungerfor human flesh, and they're
said to be born from starvation,and their hunger never
diminishes, even as they grow byconsuming human flesh.
The more they eat, the morethey crave damn bro do you have

(24:56):
anything else or no?
no, no.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
I just got like accounts and everything.
I wish I had more, but I meanthat's pretty much.
It it's like the same.
Yeah, that's not.
I really don't know much aboutit.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
I mean, yeah, that's not and, like you said, it's
already like well-known, likewhat they do and everything like
that.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
There is such thing as Wendigo Hunters.
Oh okay, such as Jesse,something, something, something
on TikTok.
That's a real Wendigo hunter,y'all.
This man was out there riskinghis life for everybody on TikTok
to go hunt these.
That motherfucker had me lockeddown, Bro.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
I had to put that shit on the big screen, bro.
Who put it on?
The 75?
Bro, that's.
I was really locked in, bro,for two hours.
We had to break it down, bro.
We had to break it down, bro.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
I'm going to give you a little bit more, bro, go
ahead.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
So when it goes to psychosis, in the early 20th
century psychiatrists used theterm when to go to describe a
mental condition whereindividuals feel possessed by
cannibalistic desires.
So it was actually like little,but they weren't possessed or
anything like that, they werejust.
They were feeling like theywanted to eat people so that's

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just person.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
That's like transitioning into a Wendigo,
like turning into cannibalism.
Is that what you?

Speaker 1 (26:13):
mean not even.
It's like an actual medical.
It's like an actual medicalcondition oh shit, like like
they they were.
They're just like something'swrong, like something's like
legit, like wrong with them Bassout Like Probably, probably,
and so they was just started,like they was just started
Attacking people and like tryingto eat people.
But it's not like they'returning into a Wendigo, they're

(26:34):
just they started having likethose Like you could say, quote
unquote Traits of WendigoWithout turning, but it's just
them losing their mind and it'sjust like a condition.
They just have to behospitalized and whatnot.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
It's like they're just on drugs.
Y'all Starts crawling on thewall.
Turn his head 360.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Limbs start extending abnormally.
They're like twice as long.
Now, right, he starts, stopswalking with his feet.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Octavius from Spider-Man, if a little fucker,
start walking towards me like.
Octavius bro, hey yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
I finally caught you, just start.
His feet turn into hands.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Dap him up, bro.
Tap him in the toe.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
I kick him in the balls.
Oh yeah, where you go, dancemoe.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
So just a little bit more.
If a fire source is unavailable, remaining motionless and
silent is recommended, and someportrayals suggest that when it
goes, can only see movingtargets.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Bruh, knowing me and how fucked up my stomach is
sometimes, bruh, I hold mybreath, close my eyes and my
stomach.
Bruh.
I tell you, bruh, that thing isagainst me Whose stomach be
hearing that shit go.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Nah, bruh Damn.
Oh, we're going to cover hisnose.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
I knew your stinky ass was over here.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
hotter boy Really that's when you play that card.
You can't even eat me.
Look, look what my own bodydoing to me.
Look, think about what you'regoing to do to your body.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Oh, you stink good.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Oh, no, oh you came seasoned already boy Watch that
though.
That meat canyon bro, so, um,okay, so yeah, that's basically.
I got a couple, just just acouple uh, stories just a couple

(28:36):
silly stories a couple of thesestories.
Really, that's really like yousaid, that's really not much
that it can guarantee that it isan actual, it's an actual
wendigo.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
But um, I got this one.
So one of the mostwell-documented wendigo related
cases occurred in 1878 inalberta, canada.
Swift runner was a cree hunterknown for his strength and
knowledge of the wild.
During a harsh winter he tookhis family deep into the woods
to wait out the season, but comespring only swift runner

(29:06):
returned, oddly well fed.
For someone who claimed to havestarved, he aroused suspicion.
When authorities investigated,they found bones and remains
near his camp.
He had killed his.
He had killed and eaten hiswife, children, brother and
mother-in-law.
Swift runner eventuallyconfessed.
He claimed he had beenpossessed by the wendigo spirit,
driven by an uncontrollablehunger.
What makes this more terrifyingis the fact that Swift Runner

(29:29):
had access to supplies nearby.
He didn't have to eat hisfamily.
It wasn't necessity.
It was something deeper, darker.
He was executed by hanging, butmany still say he was just the
man caught in the Wendigo'scurse.
That's crazy, crazy.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
I remember that.
I remember that one, bro, justuh so that, because that's what
you said, like they said thatthe wendigo can essentially be
like a virus and pass that uhthat uh they hunger that, that,
that psychosis, that psychosisto you, but I don't even know
how to say it, that thing hecould pass that thing he just be

(30:06):
passing that thing to you.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
He literally be like COVID type shit.
Throw that bitch you justchilling.
Wham Got a.
Oh, fuck my head.
I feel like I'm about to eatyou.
Let's start acting like themkids in school.
Did he fucking growl at me?

(30:32):
You do not want to see me angry?
I advise you, step back and getaway from me.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Before I turn into a dwindle.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
It's a full moon, so I advise that you sit down, if
you know what's good for you.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
Why is he doing it so good?
Why is he doing it so good?
I wasn't acting.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
I was actually telling you.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
You get it weird in here, y'all you try to touch
with the Dorito finger Y'alllucky bro.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
I'd act a fool.
I'd jump on top of a rock andstart howling.
Start scratching my ears.
Reverence, no Reverence no,start twitching.
It's a full moon.
I can't help but show my truecolor.
You turn around.
I'm in a furry suit.
Nobody knows who I was.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
I'm just joking.
I'm not a furry, I'm justjoking.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Don't run.
No one's going to believe you.
Devious, devious is loud.
I can't believe you said thatreally.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Alright, go ahead, tell me a story, bro, before
people start thinking I'mfucking weird or something, it's
just a bit y'all.
I like that Off the top.
Off the top bit Unless.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Y'all really Make me angry.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Then I'll come and find you.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Go ahead, transform, go ahead, transform, go ahead
transform.
Guys, guys, he's attacking me,he's biting my legs, guys.
Too much fun, that shit made mefeel like I'm getting dirty.

(32:24):
That shit made me feel like Ineed to put the aura or
something on no, I got to showerafter that.
I got to oh really, that'sreally active, that's really
active right there.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
That's really what I do.
Anybody need me for their B Clist movies.
Y'all let me know I'll be agood actor, head of my boy.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Y'all ain't gonna get a better werewolf than me.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
I don't even need the hair.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
I'm rid of it.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Hairy as fuck.
Ass cheeks out and everythingHairy.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Bench a man.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Just howling on full moon.
Oh, hugh Jackman, over here.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Don't put a flashlight on him.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
He start him, he started howling all right, what
was I?

Speaker 1 (33:07):
oh man, we lost my.
My fault, my fault, bro, myfault, okay.
Okay, so it changes out.
I got, I got three incidents,okay, uh, so the window incident
, so so, uh, the windows inthere, or it's me being so, it's
the guy being awake at 10 to 1in the morning.
At night, uh, or between thesetimes I will hear knocking or

(33:28):
scratching at my window.
Some people say that it's thewindow adjusting, it's raccoons,
possums or rats or bugs or bugshitting the window, but the
window has never adjusted beforemy window.
So it's all for an animal likethe ones.
I listen, and even if I turn mylights off, I can still hear
tapping.
One night I was laying on mybed when I heard the tapping,
but when I heard footsteps likesomething, but I heard footsteps

(33:49):
like something On two legsoutside Then in the living room
the door opened and then I heardthe footsteps again, but they
sounded like it had claws At theend of its feet.
I walked around and then I sawClosing the door, so I came into
the house and then he heard itand then and then went back
outside.
Okay.

(34:09):
So, incident two my pets arepossessed or something.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
So basically, Wait, this is the same dude.
This is the same dude.
He got like multiple Okay, so Ishould have Preferred it, so he
lived in Appalachia.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Oh, fuck I forgot to make a fucking comment About
that, bro.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
I work with the guy.
The guy I work with, uh, shoutout my man dylan, bro, I was
like, I said it to him.
I was like you know theappalachian.
He's like say that again.
I was like appalachian, oh manwhat he tell you appalachian,
appalachian appalachian.
He's like that's how a truenorth carolinian say.
Or people from north carolinasay oh really, I used to say I

(34:44):
used to say it like that thoughappalachia, appalachian.
But I'd be watching, like them,youtube videos and everything.
Yeah, they'd be like sayingappalachia or some other
bullshit and I'm like bro, Iguess I've been saying it, I'll
be no, I said no, that's that.
That's that yankee talk.
I'm like, oh my.
So to all my north carolinapeople out there, please forgive
me from the bottom of yourhearts.
Please forgive me, please.

(35:05):
I ask for forgiveness.
I didn't know, I was misguidedby misinformation.
But yes, the AppalachianMountains.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
So it is Appalachian, appalachian.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
That's how we speak.
North Carolina stand up Panther.
Everybody left.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
I'm over here giving a good ass speech.
I said, let's go, panthers.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Everybody left.
I'm over here Giving a good assspeech and I said let's go back
, because everybody walks out.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Yeah yeah, it was a good speech.
Everybody's like you know what?
I don't want to tell my story.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
My fault, y'all my fault.
But yeah, it's the Appalachian,appalachian.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Okay, sorry If I pissed anybody off.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Please forgive me For all the people that do say
Appalachian, Appalachian.
Okay, Sorry If I pissed anybodyoff.
Please forgive me For all thepeople that do say Appalachia.
Get out of my face.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Y'all wrong.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Y'all wrong, you're not from these streets, my boy.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
So he lives in Appalachia.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Get him out Sitting in clothes 207.
206 is lost.
Another screw.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
We has lost another screw.
We're about to do like theMickey movie Chill, chill please
.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
A claw literally comes out.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Same fit and everything.
So okay, it said too, my petsare possessed or something.
So basically, my cats would beunder my bed.
You think I'm going to saythat's scary about.
What's scary about that?
Well, the first time ithappened was when I was trying
to get her.
My dad said that she was nowunder the kitchen table.

(36:27):
When I had put her outside, Ilooked under my bed only to see
a bear.
To see bear still under it.
That's the cat's name.
One day when I came home fromhigh school, I accidentally hit
one of my cats on the covers onthe floor.
But bear was in the kitchen,okay, and bed was slipping on my
bed.
After an hour I made somecoffee and put it on my nice

(36:50):
thing.
When I leaned over to take adrink, I saw my cat bit under my
bed.
I saw my cat, but under my bed.
His neck looked twisted, likehe crawled underneath and
snapped his neck at me.
When I tried to look at him hewas gone in a flash, but the
whole time he was on my bed.
This happened recently.
I was outside of my dad's porch.

(37:11):
My dad then told me that he sawa cat that looked like bit,
being black and white, but therehas been no other cats around
us and we lived in country and,plus a week ago, bit died by
getting ran over.
It was just seeing multiple ofhis cats or something.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
You know what that story reminded me of, of what
Quick story time y'all Like, offtopic, kind of on topic, off
topic type thing.
Yayo told me this one storyabout, I think, your mom and her
cousins, your family, and theywere playing with this dog.
Okay, I can't remember thedetails but I can't remember the

(37:50):
details.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
But then the dog Go ahead, refresh.
Oh, I know what you're talkingabout.
Go ahead, tell the story.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Okay, okay okay, I really don't remember Word for
word, bar for bar, I can't speak.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Okay, if it's the same story that I think.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
It was like Ay, mamacita, okay, okay, okay, yeah
, so.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Tight shit, tight shit right.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Y'all buckle down, buckle down, get ready, right,
okay, so get, comfy get comfy.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
So um, this was, this was when I were friends.
It wasn't.
It wasn't my mom, it was uhwhen I were friends he because,
uh, when he was in mexico.
You know, always he's in theranch out there and everything
he's playing with all hiscousins.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
There's a story about kevin.
Now, okay, no, no, it's about.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
It's about another dude, uh, uh chico, I don't
remember chico, but okay so.
So he was a kid.
You know they were walking inthe barn and there would always
be a group of kids out therejust playing with his cousins,
neighborhood kids, everybody.
You know they're playing outthere and this dog you know
street dog will always just bewalking with him.
You know they'll go to the endof the town.

(38:44):
Dog with them.
They'll come back to the house,dog with them, dog been with
them since.
They know Countless adventures,countless adventures.
Dog been with them, right, soone day they're chilling, they
go up to the barn.
You know how.
The barn has two floors.
They go up to the barn.
They got to climb those littleit's not stairs, it's like a
ladder you put to climb up there.

(39:04):
Apparently the dog could climbwith them Like the dog knew how
to climb up, climb down fromthere.
So they were playing.
One of their older cousinscomes into the bar and talk
about hey, let's go.
You know food's ready.
You know they be calling y'all,you know hurry up.
So they're walking.
You know everybody's walkingand the dog's walking down

(39:26):
Motherfucker slips.
He says ay, mamacita, thewalking down motherfucking slips
.
He says ay, mamacita, the dogtalked, y'all, the dog talked
wait, translate it for thepeople, oh basically like how he
like holy, holy shit, like nocause that, that's ay, mamacita
like holy mother of god, thatwas dog saying that, oh how.

(39:51):
He well like the dog, basicallysaying oh that, like, oh damn, I
slipped.
Yeah, like pretty much, justpretty much.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Yeah, it's a rough translation, rough translation
yeah, it's like pretty muchequivalent to that um like oh
damn, I slipped the dog be like.
Oh shit, like you know, ohPerfect.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
So yeah, the dog just called out and he slipped.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
And then the dog was going down this ladder slipped
and was like oh shit, prettymuch there you go, perfect.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
And all the kids were already there.
They looked back into the barnand the dog was just looking at
them, just staring at them.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
Dog looking at everybody Y Just staring at them
.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Dog look at everybody , y'all hear that Woof.
But I say they did.
They were in towards the house.
They told their you know thestart telling everybody getting
mad.
You know you shouldn't, youknow blah, blah, blah,
everything like that.
But they never seen that dogagain.
Never, never bro.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
That window go mad.
Mad as hell, bro man, I swear Ican't make no damn.
He was Bro.
He was about to Eat good thatnight.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
That Wendigo the skinwalker, oh, that would be A
skinwalker, that would be Askinwalker.
That's crazy.
But yeah, bro, so that's acrazy story.
Yeah, that is crazy.
That shit.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Get me Y'all, let us know If y'all have some Crazy
story like that too, but uh,alright, let's get back to the
wind again sorry y'all, I justit reminded me of that story no,
it's on topic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's prettycrazy, though I thought the
listeners would have liked it.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
No, that is crazy.
I forgot about that one well, Idon't know.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
I be remembering these things, cause when I
finally made my book with thestories you provided for me, huh
, and I cashed, then send mymoney to an offshore account.
I'm golden baby.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
I'm golden, whole evil villain over here who grew.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Was that the end of his accounts or he had more
stuff?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Yeah, I think he had.
Oh, there was more to it.
There was one.
Oh yeah, this is the final one.
My fault, yeah, so okay.
So I heard rocks being thrownon the roof of the porch.
There was no storms or hail andit happened randomly.
This is the last thing thathappened to me and still happens
.
When I'm outside, I hear andsee our garage move and
something's slamming into it.
You may say wind, but it's notwindy out.

(42:03):
But that's the final one.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
He just said so.
Apparently he's still be, thisstuff still be happening, so
this still messes with them andwhatnot.
But yeah, that's that's it forthat one.
All right, I got one for you.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
So this is like near late wendigo and minnesota.
I didn't know there was a.
I was about to say I didn'tknow there was a lake, uh lake
wendigo.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Uh-huh, they said, it's late wendigo in minnesota,
earlier 20th century.
Uh, settlers and locals sharelike eerie experiences, so
families refused to camp by thelake.
Rangers reported hugefootprints in the snow, far too
large for any man or animal.
Locals heard howls that soundedlike twisted screaming voices
echoing through the trees.
One settler swore he saw agiant creature with bones

(42:45):
showing through its skin andantlers crowning its head,
watching from the tree lines.
Um, he fled in terror.
Weeks later he found he wasfound wandering the forest naked
, frostbitten and mumbling abouta hunger he couldn't escape oh,
he never mentally recovered.
Today, hikers still reportstrange sounds and feelings of
being watched.
Some claim the windigo stillguards the lake, drawn to

(43:06):
suffering and solitude oh shit,shit.
For all you people that live inthe city and be like I need to
escape the city, I need to go tosolitude, I need to go get away
from the busy noise.
This is what you can expect tohave happen.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Be aware of your bookings.
Y'all be thinking sweetheart inthe cut.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Unless you book with me at my Airbnbs, I can assure
you that you will not have anexperience with the Wendigos.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Unless you request an experience with the Wendigo.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
Then I will dress up, as Then I'll show you my true
colors.
You want fright?
I'll show you scary.
Go ahead boy, you got to hitthat, oh no, oh no.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Who getting a little quirky up in here?
Who really getting a littlequirky?

Speaker 2 (43:59):
I feel like a dork.
A freaking nerd.
Y'all not really like this, butI can get silly sometimes.
Yeah, I'm gonna need thatfootage, not really like this,
but I can get silly sometimes.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Yeah, I'm going to need that footage.
Yeah, good thing, that thing in4K Clip of the ship.
Clip of the ship.
You were framed.
Yeah, you were framed.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
That wasn't me, y'all .
That was my alter ego.
That was my full moon cell.
That's not really me.
That was my windicosis.
That was my full moon cell.
That's not really me.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
That was my Wendigo's ghost.
This was supposed to be a scaryepisode.
Oh shit, my fault.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
I just throw scary music in the background.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Just a little Halloween music.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Oh hold on.
I got you, oh me, oh little oldme, me Of this Wendigo.
Y'all not really mad at me.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
You gonna melt my heart of ice.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Get him out.
Get him out.
Get him out Bring.
Get him out, get him out, bringthe next one in Next guest.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Once I smell you, you can't escape me.
Once I smell you, you can'tescape me.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
When to go first thing in the morning, give it
your real voice, sing on.
Or when to go first thing inthe morning, give it your real
voice?

Speaker 1 (45:39):
that ain't me.
That ain't me.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
The psychosis getting to me guys I passed the wind to
go, uh, flew to him.
That's what happened.
Y'all he bit me.
Y'all he bit bit me.
Y'all he bit my ankle.
Alright, bro, we done lost allour listeners.
Let me skip this fuckingepisode.
They hit that.
Put your headphones back on,put your ear pods back in.
Please Turn it up.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Y'all can't really do .
Madden, go ahead, hold up.
I ain't got nothing to do withthat, we just gonna get creepy
with it.
Go ahead, spread it.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Alright, what you got , bro, what you got?
They gonna give us a FreakingThree star rating.
Y'all guys wanna take Y'allstuff serious.
We here for good times.
We here for good times and along time Alright.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
So Late fall 2010 In northern Canada, I went deep
into the wilderness With myfather and my eldest brother To
hunt for moose.
We left in the early morning,just before sunrise, trying to
cover as much distance aspossible before nightfall.
We traveled Winding rivers andhad a repealy Portage over
rapids all day.
We decided to settle camp Justover halfway to our destination.

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My father figured that we makethe rest of the journey tomorrow
.
Well, when everyone bedded downfor the night, why am I reading
like this Hold on, because Ihold on, let me lock the fuck in
Tway.
Hold on, bro.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Me reading in front of the hoods.
Got this long ass story.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
For no reason, bro.
I thought it was going to buildoil into this.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
No, you're good, bro, you're good.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Whenever we went bedded down for the night, I
decided to grab some firewoodand relieve myself down by the
bank of the river, Just out ofreach of the light from the
campfire.
Out from the tree line, about15 yards away, I could hear
rustling in the bushes.
I watched the area where Iheard the noise and focus on the
spot.
I felt kind of funny, dizzy,lightheaded and I could smell
this putrid stink like old milkor rotten food.

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Then I saw the trees start tomorph and move ever so slightly
and begin to take the shape of ahead and slight facial features
.
My eyes began to adjust to thedarkness and along the tree line
I could hear the voice comingfrom there.
I recognized it.
The voice sounded like one ofmy relatives who had recently
passed.
The face took shape of myrelative Hello.
They said I've missed you, Comesee me.

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I smiled and stepped forward abit, but stopped to analyze the
situation.
My relative's face stoppedsmiling and became emotionless.
The skin began to turn pale andpeel away.
Chunks of flesh from the cheeksbegan to fall away and I felt
shock and fear overwhelm my body.
I couldn't make sense of it atall, so I started to back away

(48:31):
and make my way to camp.
I didn't realize at the timethat I had been walking towards
the voice and I was further awayfrom the firelight.
The voice became angry andbegan shouting at me come here.
So I turned to run away.
But as I looked back one moretime, I saw the most disgusting
thing I have ever seen.
It was raw flesh and not bone,caved in the eyes and hollow

(48:52):
chest cavity.
The human creature was tall andsuper thin.
I ran as fast as I could,trying to yell for help, but the
fear had me.
The fear had made my voicequiet and raspy.
I ran along the riverbank and Icould hear the heavy breath and
the stomping feet from thisthing right behind me.
I manned onto the top of theriverbank but it grabbed a hold
of my leg as I jumped up.

(49:13):
I gripped it toward the grass,trying to lift myself and yell
as loud as I could.
Then, finally, my voice cameback and I yelled that someone
has my leg.
My brother woke up and ran overto where I was.
Then he pulled me up and tookme over to the fire.
I was terrified, trying toexplain what I saw and that I
looked like my and that itlooked like my relative, but not
.
I was trying to convince thembut I wasn't seeing things.

(49:33):
But my brother nodded his headand said I saw it too.
I know that solidified it.
He acknowledged that it wasreal.
We stayed up all night afterthat wife was loaded and closed
by.
We packed up when the sun wascoming up and went back home.
Um, we haven't shared a storywith anyone out of fear.
We packed up when the sun wascoming up and went back home.

(49:55):
We haven't shared a story withanyone out of fear of being
labeled as crazy or lies.
I've had nightmares andcouldn't sleep for months
afterwards.
I would see things, darkfigures looking into my window,
or hear whispers when I waswalking home at night.
Eventually I was seeing thisdark figure daily.
I went to Medicine man Shamanfor help, but I've learned that
the ceremonies only releasetemporarily.
Friends have given meeverything from protection
pouches to certain crystals.

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I found that that's a strongpossibility that I encountered
at Wendigo.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Damn bro, that's a pretty crazy story.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
A little crazy, a little crazy.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
That buildup was a little crazy, but that shit
sounded like a fan fiction typething.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
At first, didn't it?

Speaker 2 (50:30):
He was standing behind that tree hiding.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Big muscular.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
I was working to that , I saw his hands doing weird
fast motion, so I stood up andgot closer to him.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
I bit my lips, that's all.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
I'm about to start writing my own erotic fan
fiction stuff, all right.
So I think, is that all you got?

Speaker 1 (50:53):
You got, one more, I got one more, but just time we
can move on to the next one.
If you want, bro, All right bro.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Yeah, let's go ahead and head to the next one then,
just for time purposes, becausethe camera doesn't really have
too much of a time and it'sabout to overheat.
But y'all let us know whaty'all think about the wendigo.
I know there's like countlessinformation probably that we
missed.
There's probably like fun factsabout it that's not we covered
everything that's.
That's exactly right.
Here at cosmic co we hundredpercent each and every topic.

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There is not no new informationthat you could provide for us
don't text us or call us.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
There's nothing you can tell us that we already.
Don't, unless you're paying 14for 14.99, that's right, that's
right.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Just for us to maybe answer, I'm gonna block your
shit.
Lock in twin, lock in.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
All right, but uh go ahead, hit that, bro.
Go ahead, hit that.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
My fault hold on now you're not.
Um, like I said, y'all let usknow if y'all have any cool,
interesting stories about thewindigo.
Y'all let us know if y'all haveany uh, fun facts about it, any
history about it, or any peoplethat are like native american
and actually like partakingeither like, uh, the medicine,
part of it, like I wouldn't saypart of it, but, like they said,

(52:01):
like the medicine men you knowhave battles with it, in the
sense of somebody might beinfected, or uh, by the virus of
the windigo, the wendigo andstuff like that and ways to
treat.
If y'all have any kind of like apossession, if y'all have like
any type of story or anythinglike that, let us know.
I'd really appreciate it.
Uh, y'all can message us atcosmic cove, at k-o-s-m-i-c.

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Underscore c-o-v-e, on uh,tiktok and instagram.
But, um, that's gonna lead tothe next next subject.
You already know what time itis.
It's time for that.
Which one is it Fear?
Is it all in your mind or couldit be real?
Welcome to Fear.
Fact or Fiction Boo, we alreadygot y'all scared and worked up.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Look, at y'all shivering.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
That first part was scary.
I can barely keep my couragetogether.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
I was trying to find the face.
I couldn't find my teeth thatfast.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
You want to tell them what this is?
Yaya, Go ahead and tell them.
Break it down to them All right, check this out.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
You got womomp Puss Cat, what that?

Speaker 2 (53:11):
tell you what that?

Speaker 1 (53:12):
tell you what that spell?
Wompus, what happened so yeah,so we're gonna be covering the
Wompus, the.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Wompus Cat.
That's right, the Wompus Cat, aweird cryptid Rooted in
American Southern folklore.
What is the Wompus Cat, yayo,before you ask.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Reverence.
The Wampus Cat is a mythicalcat-like creature from American
folklore with origins inCherokee mythology and I was
waiting for you to say.
And what Reverence Go ahead,fill it in for me Appalachian
region.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
It sounds like I literally just edited my voice
to say that it does.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Full of Appalachian legends.
Its appearance varies by region, ranging from comical to
frightening.
The wampus cat is oftendepicted as a half-human,
half-feline beast with a humanface and a feline body.
It's said to be similar in sizeand appearance to a cougar or
mountain lion, and is able towalk on its hind legs and outrun
arrows.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Wait, you said it was a cat-like body with a
human-like face, so it's kind oflike the Egyptian Sphinx.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Like the Sphinx, yep Right In a sense.
In a sense, yeah, in thataspect, yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Here in North Carolina we have our own Sphinx.
We might not have them crazypyramids but we do have the
Sphinx.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
We do have pyramids.
Oh no, not in North Carolina.
Oh yeah, we do the Bass ProShop.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
No, no, it's Cabela's .
What is it Cabela's?
That's Cabela's.
Fuck, that's Bass Pro Shop.
It is Bass Pro Shop Memphis,tennessee, though.
Oh, that's in Tennessee, that'sin Tennessee.
We're close.
We are pretty close, we'reclose.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
We got pyramids.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
What's a four-hour drive?
What's?

Speaker 1 (54:52):
a four-hour drive.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
If not, that's us just going to work Right.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Slight, slight Ain't coming back the same day, no.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Sorry y'all.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
What were you saying there?
Six legs with.
So apparently one for walkingand four for well, two for
walking and four for fighting,and some describe it as able to
swim like mink.
So shit began a little crazy.
Like I said, wampa's Cat haslegend has roots in Cherokee
folklore, particularly the taleof running deer, a woman cursed

(55:25):
to transform into Wampa's Catfor eavesdropping on the tribal
ceremony, allegedly AllegedlyDamn.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
that's pretty crazy.
I saw that it says.
Depending on who you ask, thewampus cat is either like a
spiritual guardian, a cursedshapeshifter, a mutated cryptid,
sometimes linked to witchcraft,revenge, native American
mythology, occasionallydescribed as a government
experiment gone wrong, thoughthat's more of a modern urban
legend.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Oh, okay, okay, I'm intrigued.
I'm intrigued on that, on theexperiment one.
Okay, so there's some storiessuggesting that it can paralyze
or even draw people insane withits gaze.
Some argue that the Wumpus catsite is maybe past what may be
based on actual encounters withother large predators like

(56:15):
cougars, or possible exaggeratedtales of animal behavior do you
have like a description how itlooks like?

Speaker 2 (56:22):
I mean, you said it has like a human, like face and
feline body, um yeah, it has anyaccounts that have said like?
Because I have an account andthey said it was like 46 feet
long, about 300 pounds okay, goahead.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
It had like glow, I'm sorry.
No, no, no, go ahead.
I was.
I was gonna say I don't havelike, uh, description,
descriptions specifically ofwhat it like.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Okay, they said it had like glowing yellow light.
I mean eyes, uh, green or evenred eyes.
Sometimes had a high pitch,human-like scream that echoes
through valleys obviously itstracks are larger than a bobcat
or mountain lion, with oddlyshaped pads.
Some say they resemble humanhandprints, so it's like a paw
print, but like the hand for thehandprint.

(57:06):
That's pretty crazy they said,they're nocturnal, highly
territorial, elusive, hostile,threatened and, in some legends,
the wampus cat has, like yousaid, hypnotic powers, telepathy
or the ability to vanish intoshadows okay, that was a little
bit more.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Yeah, that's, that's.
That's some way betterdescription than the ones I have
that's just some of the stuffthat I see.
I saw that also.
Some interpretations suggestthat the concept of a wampus cat
was influenced by Europeanmythologies, specifically the
idea of witches, women withshapeshifting abilities, and
these influences may have mergedwith the local Appalachian

(57:49):
folklore Over time.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Get him out Over time .
Get him out of here.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Okay, so yeah, yeah, apart from that, yeah, I just
got two accounts for this one.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Oh, two accounts.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Let me tell you some of the origins of the.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Okay, go ahead, bro.
Let me tell you the Shit, holdthe.
Okay, go ahead, bro.
Let me tell you the Shit, holdup, all right.
Cherokee legend.
One of the oldest and mostcompelling origins of the Wampus
cat comes from Cherokeemythology.
According to the legend, aCherokee woman curious about the
men's sacred rituals it's justlike what you said, but I'm
going to break it down.
Yeah, that's fine disguisedherself in the hide of a

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mountain lion and secretlywatched the tribal shamans
before a powerful ritualceremony.
When she was discovered, theshaman punished her for her
sacrilege or how do you say that?
By cursing her to wear the peltforever, transforming her intoa
creature that was half woman,half mountain lion, she became a
spirit of vengeance and sorrow,condemned to wander the woods
for eternity.
This tale serves as acautionary tale about violating
sacred traditions anddisrespecting spiritual customs.
Some versions say she retainedsome of her human consciousness

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and roams the forest in griefand rage, haunting those who
cross her path.
And then, like the Appalachianand Ozark folklorists and the
hills of the Appalachia and theAppalachian area and parts of
the Ozarks, the wampus cat isfears that feared as the most.
Oh, fuck, sorry.

(59:18):
The wampus cat is feared as aforest demon or hate, which is
just like a evil spirit or someshit.
Uh, hunters and loggers oftenspoke of hearing bone chilling
screams at night or seeingshadowy feline figures dart
between the trees, too large tobe a normal cougar or bobcat.
The wampus cat is also believedby some to be a predator of
nature, punishing those I meanprotector of nature, punishing

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those who defile the woods overhunters, polluters, loggers who
take too much, and this sense isa spiritual enforcer, not
unlike the skinwalker or Wendigoand other Native American
traditions, so I would just becoming.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
If you're doing bad, it's going to get you.
You got that big greedy andstuff.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Then I got the Southern adaptation.

Speaker 1 (01:00:03):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
The modernized one.
I guess Okay, okay, it's likewhat it could be so in more
recent Southern stories,especially one, I guess, like
what it could be so in morerecent southern stories,
especially from alabama,tennessee, georgia and the
carolinas.
The wampus cat is sometimesviewed as a mutation, a bobcat
or cougar that's been affectedby toxic waste, radiation or
even government testing.
This version of the legendemerged in the 20th century

(01:00:25):
alongside other cryptids likethe chupacabra, playing into the
cold war era, fears or andparanoia.
Paranoia, some say.
The wampus cat attackslivestock's, uh attacks
livestock, leaves deep clawmarks on barns and leaves behind
strange footprints and tufts ofmated fur so they do be fine.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
A little bit of evidence.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
According to this yeah, yeah, okay okay.
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
So this is Okay.
So the Greenville I'm going togive you a little bit of a
report.

Speaker 2 (01:01:03):
Oh, you got your accounts Alright, or did you?

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
have any more.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
I just have a couple of interesting details.
Oh, you go ahead.
Fun facts, it's just fun facts.
You go ahead, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Okay.
So the Greenville Sun reportedon December 17, 1918, a wumpus
is reported roaming the bigridge in the vicinity of Kedris,
maine.
The newspaper went on to saythat the sightings and rumors of
the wumpus cat have persistedfor generations, further fueling
the intrigue and tall talessurrounding the beast.
Years later, the creature madeheadlines again when it was

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blamed for a string of livestockdeaths.
Newspapers reported that theelusive monster had consumed
dogs, pigs and other animals inthe Norfolk area.
They speculated that the wampusmight belong to a species long
believed to be extinct.
They speculated that the wampusmight belong to a species long
believed to be extinct.
While the papers of yorepublished a few reports of the
wampus cat killing livestock,there's still no tangible proof
of the cryptid's existence.

(01:01:56):
Um, uh, so that's it for that?
We already.
We already covered this.
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
That's that, was it for that one so one of the
legend maybe true accounts is uh, a man named henry cartwright
reported hearing unholy screamswhile heading back to his
farmhouse from a neighbor's late, from a neighbor's late one
evening sorry, I can't fuckingread.
Uh, as he near the woods edgehe spotted a tall creature,

(01:02:27):
upright like a man but coveredin matted fur like a cat like,
with a cat like snout and longtail.
It stared at him, let out apiercing shriek and bounced into
the trees or bounded into thetrees.
Henry refused to walk alone atnight for the rest of his life
and told his grandchildren towampus walks when the air is
cold and angry.
That was like look, I have likelittle short ones.

(01:02:48):
Okay, yeah, little stories orwhatever.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Okay.
So at Wampus, there's a note.
When Wampus came to Knoxville,tennessee, in the suburbs in
November of 1918, dogs weredying in the found city, their
hearts and livers ripped outwith something razor sharp.
Then the mule was killed in thenearby neighborhood of White
Springs and some chickens metthere in an intricate crush,
with their blood sucked out.

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Some locals reported hearingthe bay of a wild dog, others
saw the tracks of a panther, sothey were speculating it could
have been a lioness that hadescaped from a traveling
carnival.
When a zoologist from theUniversity of Tennessee could
not definitively identify theattacker, the hunt for the
wampus was on no.
On thanksgiving morning 1918,some 75 man armed with shotguns,

(01:03:37):
rifles and even a few bow andarrows went searching for the
animal, which had been describedas gray, with white spots and a
long tail and able to jump 12feet at least, at least, at
least in the air, according tothe Knoxville Sentinel.
Others described it as just adevil in the shape of a tiger
who had who had come here toscare some of the wicked folks
into doing right.

(01:03:58):
No one claimed a hundred dollarreward for Wampus Karkas that
day.
Um uh.
A woman reported being attackedby an undead creature.
Two days later A localshopkeeper bought her torn dress
and put it on display.
Large crowds have been aroundthe window.
The Sentinel reported Businesshad already been treading on the

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beast.
In addition to the cash rewardoffered by the newspaper, the
person who killed Wampus willreceive a Kodak camera from the
Kuhlman's drugstore.
The wampus will receive a kotacamera from the kuman's
drugstore, five dollars in goldfrom jne, lutz and co insurance
and a woman tailored coat suit.
If a lady marksman kills, awarm garment or hat from the
asking marine co.
If a man shot the creature, noone caught it dang.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
That's pretty cool, though, like they had.
Yeah, they had like rewards andeverything and then everybody
pitched in their own type ofreward type of thing, and then
they even included something forthe women.
They were looking for it, bro,apparently bro.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
So no one could, nobody could find it though.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
Not, I've hid for as long as I could.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
All right, brother, I know those houses are familiar.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Now I must tell you the truth I'm the wampus cat.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Go ahead, bro, hit your best meow, bro Meow, All
right, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
Enough of this tomfoolery, time to get serious,
y'all All right.
So my account was multiplefarmers woke up to find sheep
and calves slaughtered, theirbodies torn apart with what
appeared to be a massive clawmarks and puncture wounds.
No predators native to the areawould be responsible for this.
Several people reported hearinga screeching howl, and one teen

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claimed to have seen a giantblack feline with glowing green
eyes perched atop a hillwatching the farms.
The town sheriff dismissed itas a cougar, but no cougars had
been documented in the regionfor over 50 years, and this was
in uh wilkes county northcarolina in 1966 I mean 1996

(01:06:04):
pretty crazy you got, uh, Idon't got no more.
Those were the uh last onebefore we we give it our review.
All right, this one's calledthe hikers photograph smoky
mountains 2012.
I love the smoky mountains.
If y'all have never been to thesmoky mountains, I don't know
if they said that's in tennessee, right?
Uh it's like it runs througheveryone's through it.
Yeah, like that's the one youwent to right yeah, yeah yeah,

(01:06:25):
it goes from like tennessee tonorth carolina.
It like it's like a littlemountain chain or something
bullshit like that.
But it's so beautiful, bro,it's so beautiful I got to take
you one day.
I got to take you one day.
We'll try it.
Fuck it, Y'all do the $14.99.
Me and Yaya will get his GoProand we'll document the whole
thing.
We'll go look for the Wampuscat.
We're going to look for Wampuswhen they go Bigfoot Each other.

(01:06:54):
We'll explore like cave divers.
We'll do a cave diver memevideo.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
You just stand, I'll turn around and this is your
shoes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
All right.
So this is the hikersphotograph in the Smoky
Mountains 2012.
Uh, all right.
So this is the hikersphotograph in the smoky
mountains 2012.
A hiker named marlene diaz wasexploring a remote part of the
smoky mountains near uhclingman's dome when she spotted
what she first thought was alarge cougar.
She snapped the photo justbefore the creature turned to
face her.
According to the account, ithad human-like eyes and its
shoulders were too broad andupright for a normal feline.

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The blurry image became popularon regional cryptid forums and
was dubbed the wampus glarewildlife shit.
Wildlife experts wrote it offas a trick of the light or a
hoax.
But marlene, marlene shit, myfault.
But marlene remains convincedit was real and that it followed
her for half a mile beforevanishing into the mist.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Damn An elusive creature.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Yeah, because they said it's elusive.
That's pretty crazy, though,but I mean, all right, let's
rank this real quick.
Let's talk about this wampus,cat bowl crap, what you think.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
I'm going to be honest I don't even think it's
real, really, oh, you don'tbelieve in it.
I don't believe in it.
I don't even think it's real,really, oh, you don't believe in
it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:10):
I don't believe in it .
I don't believe in it either.
Maybe in the form of a bobcator something.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
Maybe I'll give it bobcat.
What I think because a lot ofpeople, a lot of reports were
saying this is people justidentify larger cats, which is
normal.
I mean I'll get the dogconfused with the wolf.
You feel me, if it's at nightwith a coyote or something like

(01:08:36):
that, you know, especially whenyou're out in the cut.
When you're out in the cut it'sdifferent.
It's different than over herein the big city.
You feel me, it's a differentlifestyle.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
A whole different lifestyle.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
You just shoot over that shit.
But I don't really feel thatit's a legit, because there's
not really a lot, a lot ofevidence or like physical
evidence of, or more reports ormore accounts, like saying that
they have more sites or theylike they've seen this, or more
specific.
It's always just a.

(01:09:09):
I kind of saw this big cat or Iheard something.
Yeah, exactly, that's just how Ifeel.
That's just how I feel.
Could it be real, maybe, butlike we said earlier, it was
more of a cautionary thingreally for people and stuff like
that.
So I really don't even thinkthis is a real threat.

(01:09:33):
Really, it's scary, it soundsscary, it looks scary, but I
don't think it's real.
I don't think it can get you ornothing like that Right there
on a 1-10.
1-10, I'm going to give it a 1.
That's just if it is real.
If it is real, you feel me.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
If it is real.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
I just give it a 1.
Because it's not reallyattacking.
Because the other thing, therereally wasn't reports, apart
from the one I said, of itactually attacking people.
It was always.
The other reports were justsaying attacking livestock and
yeah, well, livestock andwhatnot, but it really wasn't
attacking people.
It really wasn't, you know,coming after them.
It really wasn't antagonizingthem.
It was just, you know, itkilled a bunch of animals.

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People were mad about it, theywere hunting for it, like.
So I really don't think it's,it's, it's something too serious
I can get behind that uh uh,evaluation that you gave it and
everything.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Because why I give it a two?
But the only reason why I gaveit a two was because it has the
claw mark the claw.
Okay, like deep gashes andeverything which is always like
a threat and everything in theterms of it being an actual
thing.
But me personally, I don't.
I don't believe it being anactual thing either.
I feel like it's just like a,like a little silly legend,

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something to bring in tourism,something to like attract.
Like you know just something tobuzz about.
If you're in, like in a smallcity and there ain't shit going
on, you got to come up witheither something that's either
going to make things fun,interesting, bring in tourism,
like we said.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
How is a cat at Face of a human body, of a cat six
legs or like four legs, two arms.
That's gonna cause that's gonnacost people.
You know it's gonna make peopletalk and stuff, bring people in
and whatnot, so like you said.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
But that's really when it's really just, mr
jenkins, disguise, just disguise.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
We've gone over this, guys.
Guys, you just got to call thegang, let them investigate and
then tell y'all.
It's Mr Jenkins.
With the silly mask, with thesilly mask on and the fur coat
on.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Whole animatronic suit For real, that's all it is.
That's all it is, Willie.
Yeah, I'd give it like a two,bro.
Like I said, it's just.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
I'm going to wake up tomorrow dead.
Whole crime scene, bro who saidwake up dead.
Who said they go wake up dead?
No, because if you wake up, ifyou don't wake up, then you die.
Think about that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
But if you wake up and you're dead, you woke up
dead, but you woke up dead,though you feel me.
You feel me Because you can'twake up.
Hold on you feel me there, yougo.
There it is.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
I couldn't say it better myself y'all know, y'all
know, but uh, yeah, but I, I'llgive it, I'll just give it a
cool cool one.
Cool one cool one yeah, it'sjust.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
It's not.
It's not.
I need more evidence I needmore.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
I need more stories.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
I need more like actual cool story.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
It's a cool story theory, cool folklore or
whatever hey, but if you'retelling me that, okay, we in the
middle of the woods, right, andyou tell me that story, I'm
going to be a little freaked out.
I don't, I don't, I'm going tobe, I'm going to be shaking.
I'm going to be shaking becausethey said it screams, but foxes

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scream, like foxes scream.
Uh, mountain lion scream, uh,what else?

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
there's another animal that bobcats have a
horrible scream um I mean and I,so that could make sense.
It makes sense for that beinglike the awful blood curling
screams that they hear orwhatever, and these stories was
like 1918, bro, motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Never seen shenan, they like ain't.
Never seen shenan.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
They like, bro, they, they pull it to the little
small-ass town, they ain't neverseen orange juice Wood Pope bro
.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
That was unheard of.
That was unheard of If I tookthat shit to them.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
They'd choke and die.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Do you eat this or do you drink this?
Man, give me that shit back.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Drink this Sprite spray, blow his head off, start
foaming out the mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
He ain't gonna blow like an airhead commercial bro
Blow up, he's gonna go overthere, but that's the real crime
right there.
Nah, but it ain't Like you said, but it's a good story.
It's a good story for people inthe small town.
You know you need something,you need a little buzz around,
you need something for the folkto talk around.

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You know that really brings thecommunity together, because now
the whole community is lookingfor this thing.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
You know, that's how you build a community really.
Right, that's how you build acommunity.
When you can get them to getthe torches, do a mad witch hunt
for this wampus.
That's when you know you have agood strong community.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
They were out there.
Bows and arrows and guns, bro.
You ain't never seen that combobefore, bro.
Bows and arrows ain't guns.
They had guns.
They brought bow and arrows,though.
It's crazy.
It's crazy If that's not acommunity.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
I don't want to be a part of it.
If we're not doing our weeklywitch hunts.
Every Friday afternoon, as soonas we get off of work, everyone
and we go out on this wildwitch hunt and we don't do that
together as a community, I'mleaving.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
I'm leaving, bro, I'm packing my bag.
If there's no pitchforks andthere's a crazy lady in the
corner, I'm selling my housebelow market value Damn Damn.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
I'll do owner financing at an unbeatable rate.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
We got a whole commercial.
But yeah, for that reason I'mout.

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
You seem so desperate .
Your final portfolio is notthere.
Your logistics doesn't lie.
I add up with your how wouldyou say, your sales.
So for that reason I'm out.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
Poor Wampus cat, but now he won't be able to feed his
Wampus.
Baby cats, kids, Wampus kids,if you will, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
All right, but let's go ahead and get off of that
subject, that weird, crazy stuff.
Y'all let us know what y'allthink, though.
Do y'all believe in the W?
Let us know if you have anycool, interesting facts about it
.
Oh wait, I did have some facts.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
Oh yeah, that's right .

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
Fun facts, fun facts, fun facts, fun facts.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Yayo, did you know that theWampus Cat actually has a mascot
status?
So several Southern highschools use the Wampus Cat as
their mascot, including one inArkansas no, arkansas, Arkansas,
however you say it.
North Carolina and Texas,though their versions are often

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more comical or heroic.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
OK, In fact did not know that reference.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
Did you also know that there is a thing called
Wampus Watchers?
In some rural communities,local legends have inspired
Wampus Watchers, groups of kidsor adults who go out at night
hoping to spot the creature.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
That's pretty lit.
That's pretty lit.
Like I said, community together, that's some community stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
You just need the pitchforks, the fire, bow and
arrow guns.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
Let me tell you this I'm sorry, I don't mean to cut
you off, but what happens ifIsrael just snatches a kid up?

Speaker 2 (01:16:29):
Everybody take a picture and then go home.
Don't call nobody.
It's like every picture istaken, it's just like different
faces he's making while going up.
I'm moving directly over here.
Oh man, one of the slideshowson.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
Instagram.
He's reaching for help he hasto pose right, right, as soon as
he's his last thing that's seenis his hand.

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
He's just like does the peace sign?
No, no, no.
You have a random one wherethey actually both pose side by
side right yeah, yeah, yeah justa little, just add flair to it.
Alright, but another fun factwas the Wampus sightings
increased after tragedy.
Some say the Wampus cat appearsmore often after a death in the

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community or in times ofspiritual imbalance, like a
harbinger of doom.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
What we say community , it's that community thing bro.

Speaker 2 (01:17:27):
It plays into the community.
It plays into the community, itbrings the community together.
It in the community.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
It brings community together.
It causes the community to loseto somebody right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
Alright, but let us know what y'all think.
Like I said, let us know.
If you have any scary tales orany information about the Wampus
Cat, like I said, y'all canmessage us at cosmiccove, at
K-O-S-M-I-C.
Underscore C-, on TikTok and onInstagram.
Let us know what y'all think.
But let's go ahead and head onto the next subject.
My fault, that's right.

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Next subject Everybody.
You already know what time itis when this episode comes out.
It will be Easter weekend,that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
Sound round of applause.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
It is Easter weekend.
Y'all, easter weekend Timed itperfectly, right, perfectly.
This is our easter episode.
You know it's a good time tolike spend time together for a
great purpose and everything youknow.
I love the history behind thewhole thing of easter.
I love the.
Did you ever celebrate easter?

Speaker 1 (01:18:27):
never this.
This was Like I said.
This was new to me.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
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Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
Anyways, no, I'm just .

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
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(01:19:00):
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Yo no, I'm just joking, yo Yo.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
God damn.
No, I'm just joking, bro.
My fault, it's all for the bit.
It's all for the bit, it's forthe bit guys.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
It's for the bit Off the top.
Nah, I'm just joking, bro, I'mfalling for it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Nah, you good it's all for the bit.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
It's all for the bit.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
It's for the bit guys , it's for the bit Off the top,
off the top, real shit.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
But did so you for real, never no no, no.
Y'all never.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
No cause then.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
Cause.
Then you gonna say Anyways, Ican only laugh, but so much I
can only laugh as much.
I can only laugh, if I startcrying for real, but have you
ever been a part of like EasternCountry or anything like that?
I?

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
think the closest thing I got Beside school Nah,
not beside school.
Nah, yeah, because the onlything in school was like when I
was like in preschool, likekindergarten, something like
that, when we just did thelittle egg, when you dot the
little, when you paint the egg.
That's about it.
Apart from that, no, nothingreally.
There was really no Y'all neverdone.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
No Easter egg hunts nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
No, we well, yeah, like I said, apart from school.
No, no, no, like we didn't golike to a specific place Like at
the church or anything likethat.
Damn, no, I went.
I think I went to one, uh, withshawty.
At the time I went to take herbrother to to do that little
thing I think uh, if I'm notmistaken, um I think it was at
the church.

(01:20:44):
You should probably get thechurch right I think so, if my
marriage is not failing me,which it might be um you know
the drugs and alcohol andeverything you know so, um, I I
think I think we took him in.
All right, but me at the time.
Sunday out there it's hot, thatbunch of kids around I'm trying

(01:21:08):
to eat.
It's after church.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
I'm hungry, I'm hungry.
That really the after churchhunger?
Do be really that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
Especially if you've been Partying the whole night
before.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
Hey, hungover at church Is crazy work, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
Nah, you know what's crazy At church Falling asleep
in front In the front, pew Inthe front.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
In the front bro.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
I remember somebody, the what is it?
The pastor, the father.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
The father.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
He was like he was preaching or whatever, and I was
past him.
Don't fall asleep in these darktimes.
I woke up.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
Oh shit, Whoa the star chicken no.
The Holy Ghost got inside ofhim.
Y'all Me over here Not catchingmy breath.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
Nah, that's where you , gotta hit.
That Amen Gotta open the yards.
Amen, wake up.
Like nothing Like nothing.
Like clockwork.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Bruh, I remember being a little kid and we had
like Easter egg hunts andeverything.
I don't know what the fuckHappened to me that one time.
Bruh, it's embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
I don't know what the fuck happened to me that one
time, bro, it's.
It's embarrassing.
I don't even want to tell thestory.
Not go ahead, but go ahead,it's the same place here.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
So there I was anyway .

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
No, no kid, I was good for it.
That would be good for a buttonanyway.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
So yeah, we'll record something afterwards, but um,
now it was just um, we're likesince, like I grew up, my
cousins and everything you know,we grew up up pretty much like
brothers and it was like eightof them and five of us All in
one trailer Tight shit, tightshit, tight shit.
And we used to have Easter egghunts and we all used to be

(01:22:40):
lined up, bro, a whole freakingfootball team, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Just waited A big ass fucking family, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
We were all waiting Hand on the trailer and then, as
soon as they counted down, youran pick up all the eggs.
They said ready, set.
Go tell me why I fell on thefloor, bro.
I had a bad start.
I fell on the floor, I startedcrying ah damn, I was like dude
bro.
My whole life shattered.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
I remember I repressed memory, bro it's all
coming back to me, the trauma.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Check my blood pressure.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
Go get the machine, go get the machine.
It says you're dead.

Speaker 2 (01:23:24):
The screen.
Don't cut off no more, You'redead.
It says you're a ghost, Stayright here.
I got to go get something realquick.
I don't know what it was, bro.
It was just like I don't knowwhy, bro, it's just like little
tendencies of like stupid shityou do as a kid.
I had a bad start and, like Isaid, it just ruined everything

(01:23:47):
for me.
Like literally everybody tookoff running and I'm like took
one step, fell and I just Iacted like I died, bro.
I'm over it.
I remember being picked up, mymom saying my boy, look what
they did to my boy.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
Who they picked up.
He was laying out, like Jesus.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
Out, yeah out.
I was out bro.
I ain't get no eggs bro whoreally was into the Easter
festivities right, and then like, not just that, but like
sometimes, bro, fucking cousinsand shit them motherfuckers
bullies bro.
My older brother fuckingbullies bro.
They see you got the good shit,bro.
They beat your ass for yourfucking candy bro.
You literally walk in chillingwith your Easter basket and get

(01:24:30):
them, get them, get them.
It's like the cartoons.
But you walk in, you get passedbetween a pillar or something.
You walk on the other side,hair all fucking twisted up, got
twigs and leaves in your hair,shirt all fucking crink face red
fucking got grass stains onyour knees.
What the fuck happened to you?
Literally just walked around acorner.
They mugged me.
Don't go that way.

(01:24:50):
That alley's full of crooks andcriminals.
That shit was rough, bro.
I was savages Right.
That shit was like a survivalof the fittest.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
It's lawless when you a little kid.
It's a lawless world.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
Motherfuckers had they own cliques and clicks and
shit bro bro.
Oh my God, that shit was awfulbro.
But um yeah, I still enjoyed it, though.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
Who said I died in one, I got beat up in another
one, I didn't get candy.

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
It was fun.
I had a great time.
Um no you say my bad, no, goahead.

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
So you saying that like.
So you saying that like got aflashback you feel me.

Speaker 2 (01:25:29):
I remember beating this dude up.

Speaker 1 (01:25:32):
There was this kid by my height.
I remember, bro, he was alreadygetting beat up by these three
older kids but I think they werethe cousins or something, and I
had seen him.
But he ran and fell earlier andhe lay there.
His mama had to pick him up.
So I went over there.
He had a little basket Mamagave him, put like three little
eggs in his bag, Talking aboutyou be all right.

(01:25:52):
So I went over there, juggledthat shit, put it in my pocket,
bro, when he wasn't looking.
Bro, Till this day he stilldoesn't know that.
It's all coming back to me.
Nah.
Nah, I think it was my littlesister.
I want to say it was for theschool she was going, Since my

(01:26:17):
sister had been sick when shewas little.
She couldn't run or anythinglike that.
I think we were going to helpher.
In a sense, we were supposed tobe just helping her a little
bit.
She was still in elementaryschool, I don't know what grade,
let's say like third grade,something like that.
Right, I was probably alreadymiddle school, high school.
So I went with her.
Then my other brothers went too,and it was just all little kids

(01:26:41):
.
And when they said you know,time to go, well, we about?
We took over, Bro.
We were taking everybody'slittle eggs, Bro.
We were just throwing them atmy sister.
Get them, get them, bro.
We were all the way over theregetting them, picking them up in
a bunch, throwing them to herOne.
Back out there there was alittle girl.
I remember there was a littlegirl about to get snatched.
Real quick, Went back, gave itto my sister.

(01:27:02):
Bro, she had a bunch of eggsthat day, bro.
I remember that.
But I remember that.
But it wasn't meant for us.
It definitely was not meant forus.
No, badass kids, we were somebullies on that point, All right
.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
So let us tell you what Easter is about.
What is Easter?
Easter is a major Christianholiday that celebrates the
resurrection of Jesus Christfrom the dead, as described in
the New Testament of the Bible.
It is considered the mostimportant and oldest festival of
the Christian church, even moresignificant than Christmas.
The date of Easter changes eachyear because it's based on the

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lunar, lunar, lunar solarcalendar.
Easter falls on the firstSunday after the first full moon
occurring on or after thevernal equinox, on or after the
vernell equinox.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
I think that's how you say uh, this means easter
can fall anywhere between march22 and april 25th.
Okay, 22 and 23, okay, okay, um, I I just got a couple of of
the uh different different stuffthey do, okay, okay okay, so
they be doing giant omelette.
In some French towns A giantomelette is cut using thousands

(01:28:16):
of eggs for Easter celebrations,so they just cook it up, just
get to the town folk and whatnot.
It's like a whole communitytype thing.
Community here at Casa Co.
We big on community.

Speaker 2 (01:28:29):
I saw that, according to the Gospels, jesus was
crucified on Good Friday androse from the dead on the third
day, which is Easter Sunday.
Easter marks the end of theHoly Week, which includes Palm
Sunday.
It commemorates Jesus'triumphant entry into Jerusalem.
Maundy Thursday markss the lastsupper.

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Good Friday remembers thecrucifixion.
Holy Saturday, the day Jesus Isbelieved to have rested in the
tomb.
Easter Sunday the resurrectionand celebration of new life.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
There's levels to it, then Cause there's also like
Preparations before Easter.

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
You have Lent oh, that's part of Easter too.
There's levels to it, then.
Okay, because there's also likepreparations before easter oh,
okay, you have a lint oh, that'spart of easter too.
Oh yeah, it all leads up to itash wednesday, you have a lint.
I can't remember everything,but lint is just like okay, lint
begins on ash wednesday.
Okay, so, 46 days before eastersunday, excluding sundays, it's

(01:29:30):
a season of fasting, uh,penance, uh reflection and
spiritual growth to honor the 40days jesus spent fasting in the
wilderness.
Many christians give upsomething meaningful, like
sweets, social media meat,alcohol, or add spiritual
practices like prayer orvolunteering okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
So that's what they be doing, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:29:50):
That's what Lent is you give up something for 40
days, 40 nights.
I tried giving up school.
They said I couldn't do it, soI can't celebrate my religion
then.
All right, I tried, I tried.
They said sit your dumb assdown boy.
Yes, mother, oh man Silly Go.

Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
Yes, mother.
Oh man Silly, somebody get thebelt off.

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
They said you should Give her that Xbox.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
Don't you dare say something Blasphemous again, did
you?

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
You sound like the devil, did you?

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
used to do that when you were little, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
Let me tell you what.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
Go ahead bro.
My fault bro.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
Some things I gave up for Lent.
Master this a kid's channel?
No, I'm just joking.
I would never get that drysteak.

Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
Who said they're not fanatic?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow your roll, slow your roll.
I love Jesus, but I no, I'mjust messing.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
I gave up chips at one point.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Chips Ahoy, I loved chips.
Wait one point.
Oh yeah, one point.

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
Yeah, like countless times I've done that before.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
Oh, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:30:57):
I've given up chips before.
I gave up hot sauce, hot sauce.
I think Peep gave up hot saucetoo.
Pepe, that's crazy bro, that'sdeep.
I think I gave up hot test atone point too, if I'm not
mistaken.
I can't remember too well Videogames.
Gave up video games, bro.
That was tough, damn bro.

(01:31:19):
I can't remember most of them,bro.
That's all I remember, really,bro.

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
And that's the part for 40 days right.

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
So, 40.
Damn bro.
No video games for 40 days,right, mm-hmm?
Damn bro.
No video games for 40 days.
No video games for 40 days.
Cold turkey, bro.
I was sweating bro, this iswhen you were little.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
Or like older.
No, this is when we moved out.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
We were living together.
Oh, for real, you gave it up,right?

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
there.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Yeah, I gave it up.
You can ask my girlfriend nah,I believe you that was pretty
tough, though, bro, cause I loveplaying video games.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
I love wasting my life away.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
I find so much joy in it bro, I remember again.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
My memory is not, is not failing me.
I remember I was kind of doingsomething like that too when I
was with Shawty and but I can'tremember what I was giving up
alcohol, nah, I ain't thatdrastic, uh uh.
I always don't remember what,what, but I don't think I
followed through through thewhole um people usually give up

(01:32:21):
on it, bro I mean it's a sadthing to say, but some people
use it.
I gave.
I'm almost, I'm almost sure Igave up on it.
I'm I'm almost certain that notprobably even make it 20.
Damn, didn't even make it 20.
Damn, probably didn't even makeit 20.
But yeah, I don't rememberexactly what it was, but I
remember doing something similarat the time.
At the time I didn't understandbecause I didn't have a cosmic

(01:32:41):
code telling me what it wasreally.
So at the time I didn't have anunderstanding of what it really
meant and whatnot.
But yeah, that was it though.

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
So this is called the Holy Week, the final week
before Easter, so that would bethis week.
So you would have Palm Sunday,which is the Sunday that passed.
So churches will give out likepalm branches to commemorate
Jesus' arrival in Jerusalem.
Maundy Thursday, which would betomorrow, some churches reenact
the washing of the feet,represent humility and service,

(01:33:13):
because jesus washed, uh oh I'veseen that, I see, yeah, I've
seen, and wait.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
Uh, so do they wash your feet, or I think?

Speaker 2 (01:33:26):
I think that's like what some churches do.
I don't recall ever doing.
I do have a thing that somepeople do.
I don't recall our church everdoing something.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
I do have a thing that some people do.
I know people still did it thatthey, the church, will wash the
feet of the people yeah, it'sjust to show that you're not
above doing something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
Let's just like I'm better than doing something like
that.
Like Jesus himself showed anexample of who he was by
watching other people's feet,like you, you're never too big
to do something like that,especially for like each other
and stuff like that.
Okay but then you got um goodfriday, which is like somber
services, often candlelit,reflect on the crucifixion,

(01:34:03):
crucifixion and some placespeople do reenactments of the
Passion, the final hours ofJesus.

Speaker 1 (01:34:09):
That's when they be doing the parades and stuff and
they be whipping them, dudes bro.

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
I've seen a couple people get mad they be having
the Roman dudes or whatever,whipping the fuck out the dude.
I saw a dude got mad.
He turned around Ya pinchecabrón, pinche cosa duele cabrón
.

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
I'm like that's not jesus, that's jesus that's not
jesus.

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
That's not jesus, that's jose I see that video bro
.

Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
I see that bro.
That was getting into it bro.

Speaker 2 (01:34:44):
I see it bro that dude was getting his shit wagged
.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
Bro, I said damn that woman's soldier in the back,
bro.
I'm about to have a little toomuch fun with it, bro.
It was back in the day too, bro.
You know he was a soldier backin the day, bro.
I'm about to forget.
I was enjoying that shit likeit was.

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
This is what I live for then obviously you have holy
saturday, where churches holduh vigils or wait in silence
until the joy of easter isannounced yeah, that's, that's
pretty cool I like it right.
It's actually a good, wonderfultime, bro, in my opinion, yeah
that's like good build up too.
I like when they have like amain event and then they have
preparations leading up to it.

(01:35:22):
Well, like a mexican sorry no,no, I was gonna ask what would
like a main event be like justlike the easter, like you'd have
like sunday church, uh, churchservice on sunday, okay, and
then you would have like a bigfeast or something okay, you
just have like family gathering.
Okay, that's what we do at leastokay, and then it's just like
that's just like christmas typeshit.

(01:35:42):
Oh okay, oh, okay but um, but Ijust like that though, like I
said, like a main event, thenyou got stuff Building up to it,
kind of like in Mexico, whenthe ranchos and stuff have their
festivals.
Sometimes people have Likethree day or week festivals For
their ranchos and stuff, likethat I was going to say Do they
have festivals over here?

Speaker 1 (01:36:00):
Or like Do they be doing?
Oh, you don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
Oh yeah, some places Like the cities.

Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
They be doing their uh okay.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
I see that I just didn't know.

Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
Don't be doing that thing with the cross, though
right.
Will they be walking with thecross or do that Some?

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
places do, some places do I think some places do
.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:36:19):
But, um, I don't know , I thought it was pretty cool
stuff right there.

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
No, yeah, it's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (01:36:22):
All right.
So let me tell you some globalEaster traditions.

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
All right All right.

Speaker 2 (01:36:27):
So in the United States and Canada we have the
Easter bunny.
The Easter bunny is a symbol offertility and new life.
The bunny hides eggs forchildren to find.
Then you do like egg decoratingusing dyes, paint or stickers
on hard boiled eggs.
They have the white houseEaster egg roll, a traditional

(01:36:50):
event on the white house lawn,and Mexico and Latin Americaica
huge religious uh processions,especially in uh spain and
antigua, which is like guatemala, uh passion plays, reenacting
the crucifixion.
Uh, you'd make uh cascarones.
That's when they like fill upthe egg with like confetti oh,
just smashing on people's heads.
Oh, for real yeah, I hate thatshit, bro.

(01:37:12):
Like an actual egg or likeuh-huh, it's like you crack it
over people's heads for goodluck, but it's still got egg in
it no, no, no okay they take theyolk out but they fill it up
with confetti.
Is that thing you want?
What they got?

Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
huh, is that thing that one more got?
I don't know, you get like anactual egg, uh-huh.
But Walmart beat oh wait, dothey?
Yeah, they were Because peoplewere mad.
So, oh, okay, okay, so it makessense, okay.
So, walmart, like they hadthose eggs on like main display,
like as soon as you enter, theyhad those for like one on the

(01:37:45):
end, and so people were gettingmad because they were thinking
they were picking up like egg,eggs and there's the eggs with
confetti in them.
So that's what they were likelike Walmart, you know what you
were doing with this because,like people were buying it,
because you know how the priceis so high right now, they were
buying it, thinking they weregetting a deal off some eggs and
then they were just gettingconfetti, eggs.

Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
Yeah, that's all it is, bro.
Okay, okay, I hate that shit somuch.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
And you say it's just to bring good luck, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:38:12):
In Italy they do the Scopio del Caro, caro, Caro.
Explosion of the cart.
In Florence, a cart filled withfireworks is ignited for a
grand display ensuring a goodharvest.
Traditional food is a colombadi pasqua, a dough-shaped sweet
bread.
In Greece they have OrthodoxEaster Often falls on a

(01:38:35):
different date.
People dye eggs red torepresent the blood of Christ.
Midnight church service endswith the priest declaring
Christos anesti, christ is risen.
And then, obviously, you gotlike Germany, christ is risen.
And then obviously you got like, uh, germany, they do like, uh,
they do like easter trees, sothey have like hanging eggs,

(01:38:57):
they do bonfires, uh, thephilippines, they combine.
They combine catholic fate withnative customs.
Um, australia, the easter bunis replaced in some areas with
the easter bilby, a nativemarsupial to raise awareness of
endangered species.
And then, uh, they eat hot crustbun, hot cross that they eat in

(01:39:23):
france the church bells gosilent from good friday until
easter sunday to mourn jesus'sdeath.
On easter morning they reignjoyously to declare Jesus, I
mean, christ is risen.
But yeah, what you got.

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
Brian.
Okay, so Swedish, swedish, theygot uh, swedish Easter tree.
Some Scandinavian, scandinaviancountries decorate trees with
painted eggs and otherdecorations and the Bermuda
Bermuda decorations and theBermuda kite flying.
In Bermuda, kite flying is apopular tradition where people
fly homemade kites.

(01:39:55):
On Good Friday In the UK, twopeople tap hardball eggs
together to see whose eggs breakfirst.
Some churches still practicethe symbolic washing of the feet
, something that Jesus was saidto have done for his disciples
during Passover.
The tradition has died downover the years, but there are
churches where this is still animportant part of the Holy Days

(01:40:19):
leading up to the celebration ofJesus' resurrection, and they
reenact this poignant movementduring the Holy Thursday service
.
Some places, like South Africa,there's an additional holiday
that follows the Sundaycelebrations, known as Easter
Monday.
This Monday after Easter gotits official recognition in the
1990s, when the governmentdecided to grant citizens an

(01:40:39):
additional day off with theirfriends and family so that they
could have some extra time torecover from all the fun they
had during the weekend Ahead ofthe Holy Week.
In Southern Guatemala's Antiguathe town oh, you already said
that one Long carpets are madefrom flowers, colored sawdust,

(01:41:00):
fruits, vegetables and sand.
Each carpet is often covered inscenes that are important to
the artists who make them,ranging from religion to modern
tradition, to Guatem modernhistory.
Some of these pieces canstretch as long as half a mile,
and artists use stencils toassemble them quickly, since
they have just 24 hours tocreate their works of art.
The day before the Girl Fridayprocession In Florence, italy,

(01:41:22):
locals celebrate the350-year-old Eastern tradition
known as Scopio de oh.
You said that one too right,scopio de Caro.
Yeah.
Tradition known as Scorpio deoh.
You said that one too right,scorpio de carro.
Yeah, mm-hmm.
And they hold a great Easterbunny hunt in Alexandria, a town
in the central Otago district,to hunt their floppy ear foes.
This tradition has a specificreason behind it, though.

(01:41:44):
The goal is to cut down therabbit population, which has
introduced species and negativeeffects to the biodiversity.
Goal is to cut down the rabbitpopulation, which is introduced
species and negative effects thebiodiversity of the environment
.
Rabbits are considered pestsand plague forms in the region.
So that's all the ones I'llhave of the different, uh we
have some similar ones of the umlike just traditions and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:42:01):
Traditions, other countries and stuff, dude, yeah,
they have like countless things.
But I think it's pretty coolwhen different countries and
stuff celebrate the same holiday.

Speaker 1 (01:42:13):
Yeah, I like that.
Same same, but different.

Speaker 2 (01:42:15):
Type while you're here.
All right, little fun factsabout Easter.
70% of Easter candy purchasedis chocolate.

Speaker 1 (01:42:22):
Makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:42:23):
Cadbury made the first chocolate Easter egg in
1875.
Oh okay For Cadbury.
How do we say it?
Americans consume over 16million jelly beans on easter.
Damn, I know.
The largest easter egg evermade was over 25 feet tall,
weighing over 8 000 pounds.

(01:42:44):
8 000 pounds of chocolate.
The the idea of the EasterBunny came to America from
German immigrants in the 1700s.

Speaker 1 (01:42:55):
Here's a good one.
Oh, go ahead.
No, no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:42:58):
Peeps.
Those colorful marshmallowtreats are the most popular
non-chocolate Easter candy inthe US.
You like those, don't you?
Let's fucking go, peeps, let'sget it.
Let's go Get you some Peeps.
This, don't you?
Let's fucking go, peeps, let'sget it.
Let's go Get you some peepsthis year.
Guys, let's keep the stockmarket up.
Everybody, let's do somethingcrazy.
Let's all buy peep stock andthen hold it for a year.

(01:43:22):
But right before it gets to thetop, I'm going to cash out on
y'all and act like I'm still inthe lead with y'all, or y'all
and act like I'm still in thelead with y'all or y'all can buy
the Cosmic Cove Crypto Coin,the CC, if you will.
Diamond hands only, diamondhands only.
Oh man, all right.

(01:43:44):
Number seven.
The world record for thelargest Easter egg egg hunt
involved over 500 000 eggs andnearly 10 000 children.
Oh, I like that one.
That's pretty cool.
I like that one.
So modern celebrations beyondreligion.
So this is like things thatpeople do like during the
springtime okay okay, you gotspring cleaning.

(01:44:04):
Spring cleaning, people dopicnics parties.
I'm still getting my gardenready for my garden party Talk
shit, talk shit, talk shit.
You got seasonal shopping andfashion Easter dresses, pastel
colors, photos with the Easterbunny community, egg hunts and
charity events Again, y'allcommunity.

Speaker 1 (01:44:22):
Community.
Here at Cosmic Cove, we're justheavy on community.

Speaker 2 (01:44:25):
Talking about celebrations of Easter, have you
went to Lowe's to go see thespring Black Friday sale?

Speaker 1 (01:44:32):
going on.
Don't even tell me that rightnow, because I pulled over and I
want to, but I want to spendthe Home Depot.
I want to spend, I want to buystuff, bro, but I got to take it
easy, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:44:46):
I got she's burning home I'm I got to take it easy,
bro.
I got she's burning.

Speaker 1 (01:44:51):
Hold my pot man, I'm just trying to spam man, bro.
It's been getting to me, bro,because I ain't going to lie.
I could have sworn they neverhad a spring Well, at least
maybe because I wasn't shoppingat the time, but at least for
tools and stuff like that.
But I never knew they had aspring sales bro.

Speaker 2 (01:45:08):
Yeah, they got spring sales, you got spring, and then
you got July 4th, july 4thsales and maybe Memorial Day or
Labor Day.
I was not bro, I pulled up,that's where you get your good
stuff in.

Speaker 1 (01:45:20):
I pulled up.
Okay, so I had pulled up, Idon't know where.
I pulled up to Lowe's and Istarted seeing they had spring,
they were going to have springsales and everything.
They had spring, they weregoing to have Spring sales and
everything.
I was like Spring sales.
And then I went online Lookingfor deals.
Everybody was talking about no,just wait, don't buy nothing
right now, wait till the spring.
Alright, spring sales.
And then I go to Home Depot.
What was it?
Two days ago, yesterday, I wentto Home Depot.
Yesterday, bro, I bought, Ibought the whole store.

(01:45:43):
Bro, I bought.
Look, I bought everything Ineed right now.
And I can't justify thesepurchases right now.
They getting me with thebatteries, they getting me with
the batteries.
But they handed out batteries,bro, left and right.
Bro, you buy this tool, you geta free battery.

Speaker 2 (01:45:56):
You buy these tools you get a free $200 battery.
Damn bro, Y'all really workingme in.

Speaker 1 (01:46:01):
I'm going to be just as fine as Tom Bout.
I need a new palm sander.
I need a new palm set.
I need a battery.
That's what I want.
I don't even care about the two, I want the batteries.

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
You can just give me the two If you don't care about
the two.

Speaker 1 (01:46:12):
Alright, fine, I'll do it.
Fine, I ain't gonna do it.

Speaker 2 (01:46:16):
I ain't gonna do it, girl.
I ain't gonna do it, but Nahbut I was not ready.

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
I was not ready for it, for these sales, bro, and I,
I want to, I want to.

Speaker 2 (01:46:27):
But Diamond hands.
Diamond hands, don't spend themoney.

Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
After After buying that gun.
Bro, I can't that, nelly, bro,I can't do it.
Bro, I need to chill out withit For a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:46:36):
Right, let it re-up.

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
Yeah, bro, I need to make some money Back a little
bit.

Speaker 2 (01:46:41):
Right, you got anything else, then?

Speaker 1 (01:46:44):
No, that's it for me.

Speaker 2 (01:46:46):
Alright, we're going to end off on this episode, then
.
Guys, thanks again forlistening, thank you for tuning
in.
Much love to all the peoplethat show us love and support on
TikTok, on Instagram, onYouTube, to all the people who
listen to the podcast on Spotifyor wherever it is that you
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To Be sure to like review.
Give us a five star If it'slike five out of five star.

Speaker 1 (01:47:10):
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five star, because we has fiveand it's like five out of ten
yeah, it's a five star show.

Speaker 2 (01:47:15):
They said to give them a five star, I could have
gave them a ten, but they sayfive we humble like that uh, but
no, we'd greatly appreciate it.
Y'all give us a good ratings.
You know it helps us out, helpsus better to show, we get uh
more exposure.

Speaker 1 (01:47:29):
We can uh hopefully grow into a good little podcast,
we can actually get a littlemulti-billionaire uh company
right, multi-billionaire company.

Speaker 2 (01:47:39):
Uh, who knows, we might hire you one day, maybe,
maybe and indeed but uh, whatelse?
uh, like I said, our tiktokshave been doing good like.
Thank y'all so much forchecking the tiktoks out.
If you haven't checked it out,like I said, go check us out at
cosmic cove.
That's k-o-s-m-i-c underscorec-o-v-e.
Youtube is k-o-s-m-i-c space,c-o-v-e.

(01:48:00):
Instagram is k-o-s-m-i-cunderscore c-o-v-e.
Will be on there.
It's a official page of cosmiccove.
Here for the laugh, silly geeseor some shit like that.
Have our videos on there.
But uh, shout out to mygirlfriend, shout out to pepe
thank y'all so much for tuningin, listening.
Shout out to anybody that keepslistening and keeps returning
to these episodes, you know.
And especially shout out to you, if you make it to the very end

(01:48:22):
and actually listen to us, uh,give the thanks for all the
support that y'all give us andeverything but.
But, like I said before, we gotcountless things in the works.
You know, we're trying to dobetter, trying to get better,
but it's kind of tough with thescheduling and everything.
We just 9 to 5.
We're just young chaps, youngchaps.

Speaker 1 (01:48:39):
Young lads, really Young lads in the trades.

Speaker 2 (01:48:42):
But yeah, that's pretty much it for me, what you
got, Yann.

Speaker 1 (01:48:52):
No again, uh, no, just shout out, sammy.
Uh, bro, sammy, we were at work, right, and he was just
laughing and I already knew, Ialready knew that laugh.
I was like who else can attainthis man like that?
Who else?
Because this man don't belaughing like that really.
I knew I didn't want toself-laze, though you feel that
I already knew the answer andbecause, uh, jerry was like what
is he laughing at?
Like I was like, look, I look.
I was like say what you listento.

(01:49:12):
You just hit me with that, thatsign, that's, that's code, for
I'm listening to your podcast.
I already knew, I told you, Ialready knew, I already knew,
but I didn't want to tell you, Ididn't want to self blame
myself, just in case.
But prove, prove right there,bro.
Bro, that man just be laughing,but that means you walk around
laughing like a, like a maniac,bro, whole crazy person, just a
job site, just laughing well,I'm glad that he likes it.

Speaker 2 (01:49:33):
Yeah, it makes me feel happy, yeah at least
somebody's enjoying it, somebodyactually listens to it and
everything.
We're really just making thispodcast for you, sammy pretty
much.
You're really just you, justyou um, but now we we should
have him on an episode if he'sokay with it one day, just to
give like a little Appreciate.

Speaker 1 (01:49:51):
If he wants to.
Ah, see, you know how that manis.
That man, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:49:54):
But Sammy, come on the show, bro, we'll get on a
good episode.
We'll have a little, a littlefun.
Maybe get one of his friends sohe can be easier, or something.
Or whatever, help him relax,right Right, but you got
anything else.

Speaker 1 (01:50:07):
To say then no, just Thank you again, sammy, thank
you, jeff, for listening, andthen Shout out my family, that's
it for me.

Speaker 2 (01:50:13):
Alright, y'all.
So we'll catch y'all On thenext episode, but before we
leave, happy Easter, you know.
May y'all be safe, have a goodtime With your friends and
families, or whoever it is thatyou spend time with your left
hand, your right hand.

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