EP 49- Wiping, Bowing, and Other Awkward Moments of Human Connection

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, you think darkness is your ally.
You merely adopted the dark.
I was born in it, molded by it.
I see death.

(00:34):
Welcome Cosmic Cole family.
It's your co-host.
Y'all you hear my boy Reverencewhat?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
it.
Do everybody.
It's your boy Reverence, hey,haha.
Back at it again.
Another one, and another one,and another one and 48 more.
We're back at it 48,000 more.
I think this is episode 48, 48,49, something like that.
We're almost at 50.
Round of applause.
Shawty, make that ass clap.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
They're laughing at us.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, dropthat, drop that, yep, yep,
sample that, sample that.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I'll sell you the sample Sample.
That right, quick, send 25 milto this undisclosed location.
Now I'm waiting, we're waitingon you, we're waiting, all right
.
Demarkey, what it do.
Everybody, what's up everybody.
Cosmic Co family, what it do.
Another one, another episode.
How y'all been.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, that's right,mm-hmm, the Cheeseman, uh-huh,

(01:34):
there's no way.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
A three.
They're talking to you.
They ain't talking to you.
No, I'm, you can like.
Enter it Like, if they can like.
If there's a dude out there,just whenever we ask that
question, he just pauses it.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Holy shit, you got a white hair, I got a white hair
Nah.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Hold up.
Hold up.
Who looked at Hold on?
Do I got?
A white hair for real Hold on,I got to get a video, hold on,
take a picture.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Hold on, hold this man.
Look like he had age on himtoday.
Ya esta viejo, ya esta viejon.
But I had like three at onepoint.
Ya bajo el estres Masturbate orsomething.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
I bet that's the problem.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Damn that thing.
Pop out bro.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
God damn that motherfucker out that
motherfucker silver, thatmotherfucker got enchantment on
it.
Ho ho, silver Fox, ah, dude,you see, y'all see, y'all see
aging, aging like fine wine.
Hey, what the fuck is that?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
That's my fear.
Right there, bro, I'm going toage like a fucking raisin bro.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Bro, that's what I feel like I'm going to like.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
It's all going to catch up.
It's going to catch up.
Yeah, it's going to catch up.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Just one day I'm going to wake up.
I'm going to be looking likeMaster Roshi, bro, just, I'm
going to come out with the cane.
For some reason, there's goingto be a turtle shell on my back.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
A turtle shell.
Why did he have a turtle shell?
Oh, that's one of his movesthat, oh for, I don't know.
I really don't know much aboutdragon ball don't socialize that
it's.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
They explain it.
I really didn't see the earlyones like that well, when we
were seeing it I was stilllittle, so then it really didn't
get grabs the concept of it ifyou could watch dragon ball z
from an early age,chronologically, like in
chronological order.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
But you, you a man, man bro, wait what you mean I
could never watch the show Icould never like like in the
Cell Saga, and then the nextminute they're fighting Frieza,
or they're like in the Majin BuuSaga.
I'm like what the hell is goingon?
He was just charging up aspirit bomb.
Wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
What you mean, what you mean.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Like I could never watch, like for next Friday or
some shit for the next episode.
We'd never tune in on that time.
Something always came up, ohokay, I see what you're saying
Uncle, and I always wanted towatch some novellas soap operas.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you right on that.
Yeah, you right on that.
Yeah, that really how it usedto be.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Huh, it was so tough, bro.
The only one that I could getclose to doing that with was
naruto, growing up watching whenthey had, when they had the new
episodes coming out every year.
What is it?
Every friday, every thursday,uh-huh, that, and because, uh,
the man, the man, uh, one of my,oh, oh well, one of my friends,
uh he would always talk aboutthat, naruto every day 24 7.

(04:18):
This man said I got the mangasfrom the library, let me see
those he's like.
Why are you reading it likethat?
You got to read the other way,dang, how to put it on, bro,
that's right, brother, andnobody knew.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Back then, bro, and nobody knew, but you really
couldn't just Google that shit.
Right, you really just mainlybecause you didn't have a
computer, but you really justcouldn't Google that shit, life
was different.
Back then, life was good.
Back then, bro, it was sosimple.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
No bills.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
No responsibility, no work.
Start twitching my Damn.
What the fuck was that?
No work again.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
I can go to sleep at four in the morning and there be
no repercussions.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Right, wake up, still rested, right wake up still
rested, keep going, rested, you,rested.
You got enough energy for therest of the day.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Keep going, rest it, you, rest it, you got enough
energy for the rest of the day,Ain't no damn way bro.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Ain't no damn way I miss a day.
Now.
I don't sleep, boy.
I'm feeling that shit in themorning, bro.
Oh, that shit start hurting,bro.
You wake up Body aching.
But I woke up that day so, mybad man, I was massaging my
shoulder.
It was like late at night.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
I had taken some gummies.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
So I was like my whole body was feeling relaxed
and I was there stretching, youknow, popping.
I popped my hip, I popped myback.
I was feeling good.
I was like I wonder if I canpop my shoulder.
So I started massaging it.
Right, I started massaging it,but I felt I felt like the
tendon that was like, that waslike messed up, like that was

(05:47):
out of place.
I pulled that bitch back, so Iraised my arm and started.
When I pulled it right and Ipulled it and it popped, it
popped and locked back in and,like I could feel, because it,
bro, my shoulder was like damage, damage, right, but it feels

(06:07):
good I feel like I actually gotlike like it feels normal, like
this now.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
so, bro, I just lay there I passed out after that,
bro, it hurt I passed out, Ipassed out right, the pain, the
pain and the satisfaction of itlike actually going back, passed
out, woke up the next morning,that's something basically was
hurting, bro.
Ain't that how it usually goes?

Speaker 1 (06:21):
yeah, that's bro, it was one of the sharpest pain I
felt, like it hurt more than thefirst time I hurt, like
actually it felt like that, likewhen I damaged it the first
time.
That's exactly how I felt, bro,but I can like, because I used
to click.
Now I can just move my arm, bro.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
One more, one more of those sessions.
I'm going to fix everything.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
We'll say one more session popping up.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
That shit was good, though.
How was your week, bro?
What'd you do?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Damn Bro.
I haven't done much bro.
I've just been busy trying tocatch up on so much stuff, bro,
trying to get quotes for things,and I got too much going on,
bro.
This shit's stressing me out alittle bit, I about feel like I
got that gray hair coming in.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
I feel like that gray hair.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
That's exactly how I feel, Nah, but I guess this is
like good problems to have.
I guess you know.
Okay, okay, less to have theseproblems.
I guess, okay, okay, but Ihaven't really been doing much,
just working.
Working a lot, yeah, but wepulled that 17-hour shift.
Yesterday I said Damn.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
What time did you pull back up?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I got home like at 12-something.
After I got out of the showerand everything, it was like
1-something, didn't go to beduntil like 2.
Went back to work the next day,bro, you got to keep going.
No matter how hard it gets, yougot to keep going.
All right, that's's 14.99.
I'm each and every one of y'allthat heard this episode.

(07:51):
Y'all can venmo me at uh, at uh.
That last episode.
I had me cracking up, bro, whenI was listening to it.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
But yeah, I had me cracking up, bro, and then I'm
gonna.
I'm gonna formally apologize toeverybody that heard me read
last week because I don't knowwhat the fuck was going on.
Well, I couldn't, I cannot read, but I heard myself reading
read last week Because I don'tknow what the fuck was going on.
I cannot read, but I heardmyself reading no, bro, it's not
.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
I don't know if my vocal cords get tired towards
the end.
I don't know if my mouth juststarts giving up, bro, but I was
reading fine at the beginning.
Towards the end I didn't evenunderstand what I was saying
myself.
I don't know what I was sayingmyself, but sometimes I can, I
can't, I can't listen back likeokay, so this, this is what I
was trying to say, whatever, notnot this time.
But I was like I went back.

(08:30):
I was like what the fuck was Itrying to say here?
What?
like I understand that's all Iheard I understood you bro oh
yeah, you can understand me, butI couldn't understand myself,
because I realized you answeredsomething that I said and you
just kept going.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Uh-huh, and I was like whoa, when did you?

Speaker 1 (08:47):
say that I was like what the fuck did?
I say this?
I was like shit.
I listened back to it.
Yeah, kind of the mumblesounded like it.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
yeah, yeah he was out of it.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
I don't know what.
I'm going to try to read bettertoday.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
I don't.
You're learning how to readEnglish isn't my first language.
If anybody from the governmentagency is listening to this, it
is our first language.
We love America, deaf tocommies, lord listen.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
I went to public school.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
You can't get more American than that.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
There was 40 kids in the classroom.
One teacher, no teacher.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
40 kids in the classroom One teacher, no
teacher assistant, no teacherassistant.
But what was I going to say?
The previous episode.
I liked that one too.
It was really good bro.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah, that's it.
Y'all should go check it out.
Y'all should go check it out Ify'all haven't listened to it.
Listen to that one first andthen come back to this one.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Come back to this very moment.
At 10.05,.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Come back to this very moment.
Because you know there are somecrazy people out there just
listening backwards, even thoughit doesn't really matter
because there's not a lot togive up.
Unless for that one episode, wehad the two.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Oh, the two-parters, the two-parters.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
That was about it, but that's how I used to listen
to them too Backwards, yeah, butnow I've changed my settings
till we go from the oldest tothe newest.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Okay, I like listening podcasts from the
oldest to the newest becausethen I like to say how they
started and they always sound souh, I wouldn't say cringy, but
like unexperienced they soundsome people.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Some people.
They sound like us, they, theysound like we do 50 episodes in
already.
They usually learn by the 20th.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Right, they usually got sponsors by 20.
We're still working on it.
Yeah, the episode was good andeverything.
There was a oh okay, the vocalcoach.
Because we said vocal coaches,I realized I was like what are
we talking about?
Vocal coaches?
We're not vocal coaches.
Life coaches, Life coaches,we're life coaches, life coaches
, life coaches.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
We're life coaches for your life.
Still same price.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Still, don't worry, same price, just different title
we're not here to train you howto sing right they call us let
me get it.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Oh, let me get it.
This ain't what I paid for.
Yeah, don't ever call me again.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
He calls you about his life problems and then
you're over here like Now you'renot hitting it right.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Just imagine, bro, we're gonna start teaching
people how to.
It is just how to sing right.
Vocal coach.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Vocal coach is just the same right.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
I'll teach you how to sing like.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Or I don't think it's how to speak, though I won't.
That would be a speaking coach,I would think I would think I
would think Right, I reallydon't know, y'all let us know,
right, I really, y'all let usknow.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Y'all do the research , y'all let us know.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
But yeah, how was your?
What about your week?
Uneventful.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Not just plain.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Just boring.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
I, I had yeah, just working, I had stuff to do, I
was just helping mom and stufflike that.
Yeah, that was about it.
I thought I had cleared theallergies, because when it was
all pollen and everything, Ireally didn't have allergies and
then towards the end of it,that bitch was kicking my ass.
Well, I think it's after Istarted fixing my mom's floor
and I got underneath it andeverything.
I didn't wear a mask, but afterthat, myuses.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
My throat, my ears.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Damn it sound.
I sound like I'm in a, I'munder the, I'm under the sea,
like that's how.
That's how I sound.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
That's how I sound Under the water.
Yeah, there you go, I'm underthe water.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
That's how I sound, but I just but shit.
It's annoying.
I haven't had allergies inforever.
Damn that shit, that shit.
I haven't had allergies inforever.
This shit is annoying, bro.
I haven't had to deal with them, bitches.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
We got some.
What's that Allergy medicine,Benny?
No, no, no.
Well, I don't think we haveBenadryl.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
I took a Benny the other day.
Let me tell you what happened.
What'd the hat man say?
I woke up late, Bro.
I took one.
Last night I took one lastnight.

Speaker 2 (12:47):
I took one last night because I was just.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
I kept on scratching my throat and like With what
Paws?
With what you mean?
Paws Kept on having mescratching my throat, paws, and
then, like my ears, starteditching.
It was like you know, when itstart itching, I be doing that.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Oh yeah, with your finger, and then I started
getting cuteness, but I knew itwas not good for you.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Started getting cuteness and fucking with it,
bro, because, bro, that itch was, and then I had to keep on
sneezing, but it was driving meLike.
I was like Like I was just likeover the sink Like bro.
Bro, dogs just looking at me,fuck, what would this dude right
here, three in the morning,body looking like a whole, like
a whole, uh hat man, shadowperson just doing some crazy

(13:26):
shit, bro, just hacking over thesink, bro.
So I was like bro, fuck it bro.
I took a bandage, bro.
I forgot the effects of abandage, but I woke up.
Okay, so there was a for thekitchen just passed out on top
of the cactus.
There wasn't a time I had to goto work, but I pulled up at

(13:48):
work at 1.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
And after ain't no damn way, bruh, Ain't no damn
way, I wouldn't even have pulledup bruh.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
It was just a cult that I had to do, man, I had to
do other stuff, but I ain't hada time limit for that other
stuff I had to do.
So, bro, I was just bro.
I woke up.
I was like, oh damn, I'm sorrythat my energy is gone.
I was like, oh shit, damn,stepped out back to it.

(14:18):
As soon as I stepped out, bro,I was good inside the house.
As soon as I stepped out, tookthe doggies out and everything I
saw, tom, I said Jesus bro.
I said, oh well, oh well, weball.
And just by walking around,just letting them use the
bathroom, bro, my ears starteditching again.
Damn bro, fuck that shit bro.

(14:39):
So I went and got some Sertec.
There you go.
I was about to say some Zyrtec.
So hopefully I'm not, I don'tget drowsy.
Well, not drowsy, I just don'tpass out or make me sleepy while
recording or anything like that.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Okay, no, that's cool , bro, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
But yeah, apart from that, that's as eventful as it
got Damn.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
He forgot to mention.
Well, he kind of mentioned it,but we uh, me and my girlfriend,
had gifted uh yago frb a newcactus oh yeah, I didn't say
last time I literally just gaveit to you before last episode.
Well, we already had theepisode done, no you?

Speaker 1 (15:19):
had.
Huh yeah, that's right, that'sright, that's right.
Little little.
Oh, it's because y'all got mysnapchat.
That's what it is, bro.
You gotta tell him what y'that's right, that's right,
that's right.
Little little, oh, it's becausey'all got my Snapchat.
That's what it is, bro.
You got to tell them what your.
Snapchat is Bro that's what itis.
Let me tell y'all, bro, becauseI told y'all wrong last time.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah, Last time I told y'all about my old ass.
Snapchat.
Hold on, hold.
Diabolical, damn bro.
I had that crazy hair, it'sjust.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
King Kai, ricky, king Kai, ricky.
Spell it out for him, ricky.
K-i-n-g.
I'm about to do it like them.
Spell meK-I-N-G-K-A-I-R-I-C-K-Y, but
it's justK-I-N-G-K-A-I-R-I-C-K-Y, why I?

Speaker 2 (16:01):
think that's it.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
I think that's it hold up.
I never seen this big emoji.
I can put a carhartt hat on mydude.
She safe, all right, my fault,y'all y'all be sure to follow.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Uh, I get easily distracted.
Follow him on snapchat so y'allcan see all the tomfoolery he
gets into.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
But yeah, I got a little.
I named it wobble fit.
It's a nice little cactus, nicelittle cactus.
Let me show y'all for thelisteners.
It's about Yeha, about this.
There, you feel me, and thenit's.
Y'all know what Wubble Fitlooks like?
That's what it reminds me of.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
As soon as I seen it, I spoke to you.
That's it.
The cactus looked at you with adeep ass voice.
Hello King, god, ricky.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
My name is Wobblefoot Wobblefoot.
So yeah, that thing lived, bro,but I don't know.
I left it on the table rightnow and I opened up a window so
it can get some sunlight, but Ineed to transfer it.
I forgot I gotta transfer it toa pot, because I got that, that
little thing, so now I gotta goget get a pot to put on that to
, to put it in there you don'thave a pot, go, they got.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Well, I don't know how fancy you want to get no,
I'm just gonna go to dollargeneral.
Yeah, I was about to say go todollar dollar general dollar
tree dollar 25 because I showedmy sister.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
She's like you don't got it.
You don't got it in the pot.
I was like there's this littlething.
She's like no, you need a potfor it.
She's like this is what I toldyou, this is what I told you.
You can't take care of shit.
I was like my bad.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
She said Damn what cactus is that.
That's a nice cactus.
Let me hold on to it.
Yonk.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yonk Hers, the one I had bought that one looking nice
.
It's looking nice because shehas it.
I ain't going to do that now.
What'd she say about this one?
Oh, she said it looks nice.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
I was going to take a picture and put it on Instagram
, because we need to startposting more on Instagram.
I don't got shit on Instagram,I haven't been posting on
YouTube, I've been slacking, butthat's my fault, bro.
Too much shit, too much.
Man can only take but so much.
Man's busy.
Man's busy, right, he a busybee.
There's only but so much hoursin a day 24ths will be exact.

(18:12):
And I use all 25 of them.
But yeah, that's pretty much it, bro, let's go ahead and get
into this episode.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
All right, all right, we don't want to lose all our
listeners.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Please come back.
Come back, we're about to getgood For anybody who's listening
.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
that didn't want to listen to us talk.
Tune in to this time, that 10that we said earlier.
Tune in to 1909.
This is when we'll starttalking 1912.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
They say, oh thanks guys, don.
They said, oh, thanks guys,don't listen to all the fucking
banter.
All right, so to start off thissubject, let them know what
we're going to talk about.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah, you want to talk about pokeballs and
different kinds.
I'm just playing while I talkabout etiquette, that's right
around the world different formsof etiquette really just just
different class.
Just just you gotta be good,good mannered and some bad man
and stuff that you can do, alsowithout you even noticing,
without you even knowing whatyou're doing to insult these

(19:11):
people right.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Like that's crazy though.
Like like how you have thewestern culture, asian culture,
uh, the culture in europe Idon't even know how to explain
it.
Just like different areas, likein different countries and
everything.
Simple things can have a deepmeaning, just like shaking
someone's hand or or, or kissingsomeone when you first see him

(19:33):
but you shake it passionately.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
You shake that hand with the wrong hand though right
.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
That's why now you're dead now you're dead.
That's why anytime somebodytries and shake my hand, I I
give them my left hand.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
That's how I always shake hands.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
I just do my dance, all right.
So today we're going to betalking about, like we said,
different types of etiquettesfrom different areas.
Let me go ahead and start youoff with the well-known normal
one that everybody should knowJapan Okay, bowing Okay.
And start you off with thewell-known normal one that
everybody should know japan okay, bowing okay.
So the history of bowing injapan traces back to the
introduction of buddhism fromchina in the sixth century.

(20:15):
Did you know that?
Yeah, you, I in fact did not.
Did you know that monks bowedas a sign of respect and
humility?
this huh, oh my god you said no,just joking.
This filtered into samuraiculture, bushido, I think, as
they say, where social rank andhumility were paramount.
So japan is like a high contextculture.

(20:37):
Non-verbal cues matter okaypretty much like they'll get you
with that.
They won't even just pull up tome, they'll just bow for you.
I mean bow to you or whatever.
Um, it's pretty much like bowingreplaces spoken acknowledgement
in many cases, such as likeapologies, thanks and greetings
like instead of saying, hey, howyou doing, you do you need I
mean, I'm sure they do still doit, like some people maybe the

(20:59):
younger culture, but not theolder culture, maybe they'll go
up to, and then they're justlike you know, okay, okay and
then each bow.
I mean there's like differentforms of bow.
You know you got like holy shit.
Okay.
You know you got the slight bowlike maybe 15 degrees, 15
degree bow, it's just like forcasual greetings.

(21:20):
Medium bows is like 30, 30degrees.
Yeah, that's like the businessFormal setting people.
Like you know every time yousee Like a Japanese show or
movies or whatever.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Motherfucking the suit.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yeah, the dude the Yakuza's in suits, bro, okay,
okay 30 degree, 30 degree, 30degree okay.
Now, if you go 45 and plus,that's when you're apologizing
to people.
Mmm, okay, that's when youstart apologizing.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
The deeper the bow the sincere the apology.
I go in the deep, I'm onsomething I don't do.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Whole nose in the tank bro.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
I just bought my spot .
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
I've seen that some people they don't do it anymore
but they will literally justdrop on the ground and then have
their forehead touching theground like that.
Okay, I have seen that inmovies before.
Yeah, like in movies, but theyjust drop on the ground and then
have their forehead touchingground like that okay, I have
seen that in like, oh, like inmovies before.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah, like a movie.
But don't, don't, don't, dothat no more, because people
don't like when you do it.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
At least from the video I saw they were talking
about people don't like when youdo it, because if someone sees
someone doing that to you, it'sprobably like a sign of you
being a bully to them orsomething like that oh shit,
okay.
Or like you're trying toembarrass them, or something
like that.
You go all the way there, no,no, no, like say I did it to you

(22:32):
, right.
Uh-huh, in front of the public.
Uh-huh, people are walking bylike can you believe that?
guy made him get on Like peoplewill jump to conclusions and
stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Okay, in the public setting.
How about in the privatesetting?

Speaker 2 (22:47):
No, in the private setting, that's different.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Okay, that's okay in the private setting.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
In the private setting, okay, but I mean it's
okay, but you don't got to doall that.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Okay, but that's just like an extreme, that's like
the furthest.
But a regular, what'd you say?
A regular, what you say?
A regular 30 or 45 Would begood enough.
45, 45 would be Be good enough.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
If you wanna say my fault, jit In Japanese language
Bow, bow, 45 degrees Plus, plus90 degrees.
If you want 180, fuck it.
Fuck it 360, 360.
You disappear, you just turninto To a black hole, you
disappear you just you, justdespawn um, another thing that

(23:28):
they do is they remove shoes.
Okay, so in historic, I mean intraditional japan, japanese
homes, uh, tatame mats, which isjust like woven straw floors,
were common, so shoes coulddamage or dirty them.
Homes became a spiritual, anddirt from the outside world,
especially from water or death,was considered spiritually

(23:50):
polluting, pretty much like theydon't want you getting there.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah, get the house.
You bring all the bombs andeverything.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
It's not good, you're putting it all over the house.
So, that's why they put thedoors I mean the shoes on the
outside or like right at theentryway, because you know like
they will come in, have theshoes right there and then they
have that step, that little stepyeah, then you get on there.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Low key, that go hard , I ain't gonna lie.
That whole that setup rightthere, right, that's a classic
Because it's not just the homes.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
They do it in the temples, schools and traditional
inns and they sometimes giveyou like and you have like
indoor shoes or indoor slippersthat they wear inside your home
or inside schools or temples andstuff like that, but can you
walk around barefooted, or isthat?
I'm sure at home you could.

(24:35):
I don't see why you'd walkaround barefooted like at a
school or something.
I don't think you would.
Okay, I don't know.
I ain't from y'all, from Japan.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Let us know, let us know, let us know.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Another thing that they do is like Kind of like
tipping, like they said.
I've seen that too.
Yep, what is it?
What was it about tipping?
It's like a sign of like.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
It was like a Disrespect, because it's like
disrespect, because it's likeyou're showing, you're acting
like they don't get paid enough,or something like that, if I'm
not mistaken.
It's like you being above themor something like that it was
something like that.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
I had it on here, but I don't know where to crack my
note when but yeah, you're notsomething like that.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
I've seen it.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
I've seen that one too but uh, what you got, what
places you got.
My fault, y'all my fault yoOkay.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
So in Kenya there's the Masai tribe, who spits as a
form of affection, good luck orreverence.
A father will spit on hisdaughter when she is married to
bring good luck and prosperity.
They also spit on newbornbabies to keep it safe from harm
and curses.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Spit on the whole baby.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
Spit on the whole baby.
So their whole idea, holy shit.
Yeah, I was about to do thesame thing.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
I didn't want to do it spit on the whole baby spit
on the whole baby, but so theirwhole idea.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Holy shit, but it's yeah, I was about to do the same
thing, but I didn't want to doit.
I feel like I was actually goingto go ask some stuff come up
spit on that baby so it'sactually pretty cool over there,
cause well, at least thatconcept, cause the spit is not,
they don't see it as a you knowover here.
Oh well, that makes thatthere's a good conspiracy over
here.
Everybody be spinningeverywhere.
I know it's not look, it's notlike a a good thing to you know,

(26:10):
speak, and I'll be doing that alot.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
I'll be spinning it right, I'll be spinning a lot
crazy especially I'll bespitting, that's right drop a
beat, drop a beat.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
So over here, you know it's, it seemed like kind
of kind of rude or kind of crazyjust to be spinning it
everywhere right over there,that we're gonna be spinning
everywhere like that.
So when you do spit, you wantto spit on punk like someone to
bring like good luck and stufflike that.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
But it's crazy me at the restaurant telling the dude
thank you.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
But it's crazy Me at the restaurant telling the dude
thank you.
Spit right in his face bro oh,the tips are oh shit, but yeah,
so they be spitting on there.
What you said, this is in theMiddle East.
What you said about the righthand, about why you greet people

(27:04):
with the left hand In theMiddle East, what you said about
the right hand, about why yougreet people with the left hand
In the Middle East you must onlyuse your right hand when
shaking a hand and greeting.
It is terrible insult to useyour left hand, because they use
the left hand specifically forwiping, specifically for wiping
after using the bathroom.
So you can imagine the kind ofinsult it would be if you used
the same hand to greet someone.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Hold on, you wipe with your left hand.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
They specifically wipe their.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
What do you wipe?

Speaker 1 (27:31):
with.
I wipe with both.
It depends, bro.
It depends really bro.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
He said wipe with both hands.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
I'm a bit abdictious in this, but you feel me,
Sometimes it depends what kindof setting in the bathroom
you're in Exposing yeah'all yourFIB, cause sometimes check this
out, explain how you shit andhow you wipe bro cause.
Look, with one hand I'll spreadit right now, I'm just playing
one hand just just grab that asschicken, pull it whole handful

(28:02):
of ass in my hand, with one handright with the other.
You feel I'm just playing.
I'm just that ass chicken Pullit Whole handful of ass in my
hand, one hand right With theother.
You feel, nah, I'm just playing, I'm just Chill chill, chill,
gripping the fuck out that thingDamn.
Sometimes you gotta make sureyou still got that on you.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
I got to watch him take a shit next time?

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Damn that, you, that, all you.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
So I'm the only one.
So I'm the only one, damn.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
All you dudes out there with BBLs, y'all really
just be grabbing that thing.
Y'all really just grab ahandful of ass and just spread
it.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Hey man, how clean y'all.
Man, y'all telling me y'all issuperficially white.
Come on now.
You walk around the whole daycaked up, doodle caked up.
Nah, my shit is spotless.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
This is why y'all buttholes be itching.
Y'all be wiping right Buttholeitching.
Now look at you doing thewiggle dance, sitting on your
chair, moving left and right,hoping that butthole get itched.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Wipe your ass right Asking that motherfucker to stop
.
You see him when he startshaking that chair.
Y'all ain't know what type oftime it's on.
That motherfucker ain't wipingit earlier.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Hey, wipe your ass right.
If your asshole itching, wipePSA.
Please wipe your ass right.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
That's right.
If it's wet, it's going to itchlater, bro, you got to wipe,
bro, just go to the bathroom.
Bro.
You grown, bro, just go.
Bro, walk around residence manlike straight butt.
So what you do then, bro?
Nah, I use my right eye,seriously, nah, I use my right
eye To wipe, to wipe, yeah, oh,okay, I lean Uh-huh.

(29:54):
Why you stroking your shit?

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Tell me more Tell me more.
I'm almost there.
What was that?

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Oh shit, nah, I use.
Nah, bro, this is I use myright hand, and then you know
what I do afterwards I wash myhands, so I don't even got to
think about what hand I'm goingto greet somebody with.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
So I'm guessing that's over there.
Well, it did say it.
We don't really be having likelike clean water accessible to
them, so you know they got todivide Shit on the left, clean
on the right.
Yeah, yeah and it's crazybecause I be seeing them,
motherfuckers, over therecooking with their left hand.
So you already know, hold on,I'm out of.

(30:40):
Just, I didn't even think ofthat.
Hold on now.
Now, it was a weird thought,but, low key, I might be onto
something.
Alright, I got another one foryou.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Go ahead, give it to me.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Y'all hear this Huh.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
He taking stuff out of context.
Y'all he getting too excited.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Fuck man.
We got our ass and shit outhere.
Man, I'm getting ready, gethard.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
As shit grabbing his own ass.
Damn you gripping me damn shit,fat dog chill, chill, y'all
chill y'all telling me I don'tgo take a shit and grab a
handful of ass.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
when y'all go white, get your ass up, bro, if you
didn't grab your ass, bro, youdid not white, bro, you did not
white, but you put your phone onyour lap right.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
No ditty bro.
This shit sounds so gay, lowkey though bro.
When I go take a shit bro, I bespreading my shit bro.
No cap bro, I literally go onthat like cause if you literally
just take your pants down andjust sit there, you go with all

(31:56):
that shit on your ass bro.
You at least gotta have yo, yougotta have a little leverage
you gotta spread a little bit,bro, spread a little bit spread
it on the toilet seat.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
You know, use that as an anchor.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Show that toilet a little something, something.
Don't keep it all to yourselfRight?
Come on man.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Don't be stingy with it.
Nah, bro, I mean, I think it'sjust part of you.
Just clean yourself correctly,correctly, cause back in my mind
.
What I'm worried about is Ialready took a shit.
All right, motherfmotherfuckers already know I
took your shit.
You know I was in there Atleast, at least 10 minutes.
You feel me Tops hour and ahalf back in the off-funny days.
Back then I couldn't even standup, just followed the toilet.

(32:33):
Oh, shit.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
You just remind me of something, bro Me as a kid,
diabolical bro, I used to spreadthe fuck out.
My ass cheeks, my butthole waslike fighting it, my shit was
stretched out, my shit waspulling, bro, this shit right
there I used to grab one cheekBoom, drop it down.
Grab the other cheek Boom, dropit down.

(32:56):
Whole ass was spread, bro, likewhole porno scene.
Bro, this shit was gang, I waswas gay, ain't no shit, get on
my ass.
It was just straight turd andwater.
I didn't even have the mic, Ididn't even have the mic.
I didn't even have the mic.

(33:18):
I screwed the Spencer out.
The turd just came out likedamn.
You don't know what.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
I'm talking about Turd just slips out.
All right, everybody.
All the way down to the safety,didn't have no restriction.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
I ain't even have to wait bro, no cap bro.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
That shit used to hurt, bro.
I was like, damn, I need tochill out.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
That shit hurt a little bit, spreading my ass
that hard.
No to wipe bro, no cap bro.
That shit used to hurt bro.
I was like damn, I need tochill out this shit too.
That shit hurt a little bit,spread on my ass that hard.
No diddy, no cap, no diddy.
Yo, that shit do get a little,hey we some clean motherfuckers
out here.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
It cost me cold.
We wipe our ass the correct waythat shit.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
Do get a little fruity when you're in that
bathroom, bro hey, but as youknow, that's like when you
shower, some dudes or peopledon't like water or like have.
Like I'll be shoving thefingers in my ass.
Bro, when I'm in the showerI'll be digging in my shit.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
No, I'm just joking.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
I'm just joking.
I'm just joking, not twofingers, just one finger.
I ain't that loose you, goodbro.
Fuck there goes the bar, soFuck not again.

(34:52):
I gotta twerk this shit out.
Oh shit, Y'all know what I'mtalking about.
Write it down in the comments.
Y'all know what I'm talkingabout.
Write it in the comments, youfeel.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
You what I'm talking about, write it in the comments.
You feel, you feel YFM.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
YFM.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Y'all know what I mean though.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Y'all be having that water.
Booty hole clean Booty hole, besqueaky bro.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Hey Can't call us no stinky booty hoes over here.
Shit pristine.
My boy, chocolate starfish, beclean bro, walk around public.
It's my little buddy here.
I know it ain't me, it ain't me, it ain't me.
It's one of y'all dirtymotherfuckers gonna be feeling
y'all buttholes.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
I spread my ass when I shit it ain't me.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Whole bar of salt in my ass right now.
It ain not me.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Y'all don't believe me, watch this.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Whoa oh dubstep.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
She look like an egg coming out the chicken.
Fucking Irish spring bottlecome out, my ass.
I told you it ain't me Watchthe lid open.
Oh, y'all know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Y'all know Y'all gonna act like y'all ain't do
this.
Y'all gonna act like y'all some.
Y'all know what I mean.
Y'all know Y'all going to actlike y'all ain't do this.
Y'all going to act like y'alldirty.
Y'all telling us y'all dirty.
That's what y'all telling us.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
I know there's other people that be doing this, bro.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
I ain't the only one, bro, y'all, I ain't going to
lie, shit, shit, since we, beinghonest, I was just going to say
I'll be doing the same.
I just got to make sure I'll begrabbing my nail, just hitting
the ridges, hitting all thelittle ridges, making sure that

(36:31):
shit clean.
You feel me, you can eat out myass.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
I'll be bent down.
Yeah, it's clean.
No, no, no, no.
Okay, Now let me not get toodescriptive right there, bro.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Mirror in front of the shower.
I'm spraying it.
I'm making sure that shit clean.
No cap, look Laugh, if you want.
I'm a clean motherfucker though.
Right, I grab and spray itwhile I take a shit and I spread
it and finger it when I take ashower.
Simple as that.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Simple as that.
Simple as that we clean and thestory.
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this, like this On Snapchat.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Follow him on Snapchat.
No tripod, it's just, it's justthe camera.
On the other hand, I can doeverything one-handed.
Nah, I know your shit be orange, though, when you clean it,
though what you mean, your bag.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
What the hell you mean by that, bro?
What?

Speaker 1 (37:36):
you mean you be orange.
So you telling me how you grabit, what you mean, how I grab it
, how I grab it, you just go inthere and grab it like that you
want to, to bat a little bit,make sure everything good.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
I just be standing up .

Speaker 1 (37:49):
I got that.
My little papa teaches himself.
Y'all getting too crazy, cosmicKobe.
Y'all getting too crazy.
That's how it is when you'renot when you're not raised with
parents you gotta learn how toclean yourself, hey.
You can't say not raised withparents.
You gotta learn how to cleanyourself, hey you can't say he's
dirty though.
Raised like the wolves or thetwo dogs.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
They know what we talking about bro.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
They know, but they clean, I know, they clean.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
All right if they listen this far.
I know they clean.
I know they clean, but theycannot Y'all clean as fuck.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
They cannot not be clean, bro.
I know the whole cosmic coldfamily.
They're walking, walking aroundhere with stank ass.
Right, none of the cosmic coldfollowers stink.
I know, I know they don't, Iknow they don't full fat, unless
it's jasmine, jasmine stink anyjasmines that they y'all
fucking stink where was thatfrom?
Uh?
What episode was that flowerwe're talking about?

Speaker 2 (38:41):
oh yeah, the flower or no.
Somebody said it's like a, likea demon or something, or like a
ghost.
It smells like jasmine, was it?
Uh, no, not the chupacabra, itwas something.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
But it was something I remember.
Yeah, it smelled like jasmineall jasmine all jasmine fucking
stink.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Y'all heard it first, but anybody else y'all don't
stink anybody else would ify'all follow on cosmic cove at
k-o-s-M-I-C, underscore C-O-V at.
Tiktok.
But go ahead, bro.
Let these people go ahead andget their ears wet a little bit
from this.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Let's show them some true etiquette.
We talking about etiquette.
We don't even talk about how wespread.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
That is etiquette.
Shower etiquette that's whatthis episode is going to be.
You're right.
That's what this episode isgoing to be.
You're right.
Shower etiquette from thecosmic cold.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Oh God, we're clean out here, clean, clean, all
right.
In Egypt, when you dine at arestaurant, it's rude to ask for
salt.
This is a way you indirectlyinsult the chef in saying that
what's in flavor properly orneed a little more salt.
Look personally me.
I know y'all love yourseasoning.

(39:46):
I know I know motherfuckers cancook.
I'll tell you this I like myshit salty.
I've been known to carry saltFrom time to time To some
restaurants that don't.
They don't be adding enoughsalt To their food.
But I like my shit.
I like that Pop from the salt.
You feel me?
That's what I like I got mine.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
This is the latin america.
All right, you know this isabout.
Uh.
Well, some people do it, notall people do it.
I've seen a couple people do,like the chick kiss, chick cheek
, okay, kissing.
Uh, it was introduced by thespanish and portuguese.
Uh, colonial presence andadaptable region regional
variations so like depending onwhere you are.
Like mexico's like one kiss,argentina two kisses, and like

(40:30):
brazil's like probably even airkiss, you know, okay, yeah, type
of thing.
Whatever I had they said it'sit's normal to do that.
It's normal to do that but, Inever grew up with.
Did you grow up with that?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
uh, it was just that one, it was just 180 at school.
I don't remember her, thetranslator at our school,
elementary.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Elementary school.
Oh yeah, I know who you'retalking about First time she
kissed me.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Call me off guard bro .

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Call me off guard I said she want to fuck.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
She want to fuck, right here on the highway, she
trying to fuck.
And my mom looked at me.
She's like what's wrong withyou?
I said.
She kissed me, she trying to dosomething to me.
She said, well, get the fuckout of here, man.
That's how they say.
Hey, Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Shut your little hoedown up, boy Smash it.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
I'll take a cold shower.
Motherfucker, god damn, runyour hands under some cold water
.
You didn't see it like I saw.
She almost grabbed my meat thefirst time.
Oh, there was another lady atchurch, Old lady bro, but she
always pulled me in for a kiss,because she was always like an
affectionate lady.
She do it with everybody,though, but she would pull me in
, hug me, give me a kiss.

(41:36):
Start Frenching her bro, youshould have done it, bro, grab
that ass shit.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Who said grab that shit?
You grabbing your own ass.
All right, let me chill out,bro, I'm getting too.
Let me be a little bit more pg.
My fault, y'all my fault, myfault, come back, come back.
We still talking about this,all right, so there's um.
You know, like in uh, latinculture is always about like

(42:10):
family first, like some peoplenot all people but they do like
to put family obligations andspending family time as a
priority yep yep like I know alot of people.
they're like no, I'm gonna gohang out with my dad, I'm gonna
go hang out with my mom, not me.
But you know, they're like,they just like to spend time
together, like that's how wewere growing up, like we always

(42:33):
grew up, like all of us washanging out when we had like for
you.
I wouldn't say necessarily like, because you're like from deep
south of Mexico you're likepretty much borderline like that
one place.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
I ain't gonna say that one place, but like we
close, that's why we got noman's land, no man's land over
there, man that motherfuckersover there don't be, don't be
cleaning their ass correctly.
I know I ain't gonna say who Bright now, but hey don't be
spraying the ground that shitlike I do.
Real shit, they don't Real shit.
They don't be grabbing thatshit.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
But they just use the water and splash it on.
There they is, bro.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
They only use the water.
But it's a square bottle fromthe bar, bro.
See what it is, bro.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Motherfuckers.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
This shit be All right.
No, I wouldn't say Like Spendtime as much.
I really don't show up to mymom's house unless Well, like
growing up Not really.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Who's saying show up to my mom's house, live right
there with your mom.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
When I was younger I didn't even show up to my mom's
house.
Nah, I mean, we were likeBirthday parties and stuff.
Nah, we would go out to eat alot.
We would do that.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Yeah, we would go out to eat a lot.
We would do that.
Let's see, let's see.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Yeah, that's oh okay okay.
Yeah, we would go out to eat abunch, but over the years we
really haven't been doing that.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
You want to go hang out with your cousins and stuff,
Like go visit your cousins oruncles and stuff like that
Recently, my birthday they juststarted hanging out With cousins
, with cousins yeah, Bro, I wasabout to say I've known this man
since fucking elementary school, fourth grade.
I have never seen this man hangout or talk about any of his

(44:14):
cousins to this day.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
I've never seen him talk, bro.
It's because all my cousins arein Mexico.
Oh Dude, you could have fooledme.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
You could have fooled me, oh, oh, it's just, uh, it's
just it's good, yeah, it's good.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Okay, uh, now it's still recording.
Yeah, it's still recording yeah, it's right, yeah, it's right,
oh, yeah, yeah we're good umyeah, but I don't know over
there, bro.
They're from the other side, bro, that's a long walk, bro, bro.
And then not only that, but nowwe don't even to go over there,
bro.
They're from the other side,bro, they're from.
That's a long walk, bro, bro.
And then not only that, but nowwe don't even talk to them
Because we like family beef andeverything like that.
So now I don't even Beefingfrom across borders, I like that

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shit up Beefing from across theocean.
Ah, pull over the switch overthere, that shit diabolical.
Nah, bro, my boy be thinkingthey too good and shit, bro Too
good.
Maybe that means it'd be toogood, bro, motherfuckers, they
love to talk, bro.
The further y'all, the morethey talk, bro, right, that is
true, bro, we over here, justlike bro, like we didn't even
know y'all motherfuckers existedbro, like chill bro, I thought

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y'all got ate by jagu.
So you have no cousins overhere.
No, I got one.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
That's it.
Yeah, that's one.
Is it from?

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Boxman's side, or is this from Boxman's side?
Yeah, all the ones, becauseBoxman's side his family is
small, but my mom's side, that'sthe big side, that's the big
side of the family.
This is huge, bro.
But we beef them.
They got beef with mom, so wegot beef with them.
On principal type shit Onprincipal.
And then GP type shit and mymom be telling us, like well,

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they be saying everything.
So then we, like I, have torealize, yeah, I don't give a
fuck about them, motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Not the achievement through the country, but it be
gone.
But it be gone, Maybe startingshit.
Now let me tell you I'll breakit down.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Drop the T, bro.
You send money To them,motherfuckers, and then they
still be.
Oh, it ain't enough.
What the fuck Y'all think wegot over here, motherfuckers?
Chill bro.
Shit talking about yeah, canyou?
Can you fund the party?
Can you buy the dresses?
Can you buy the food?
Can't?
Oh, I'm gonna need Some extramoney for this.
Oh, I'm gonna need Some extraAll the time, bro.
Chill bro, y'all know y'all canwork too.
Right, y'all can work too.
Y'all got jobs over there.
Y'all decide not to work thatshit.

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Crazy Motherfuckers stealingthis shit for no reason.
Them motherfuckers be trying toadd heart and shit over there.
It's just Well, that's what I'mgoing to fuck with them, bro.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
They just Damn, bro, I didn't even know it was that
bad.
Them motherf then like notreally close by nah, nah, not
really, because I seriouslynever seen you talk about
cousins see cousins or anythinglike that.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
I mean my other, my other family, you can say, but
they're small too.
This is, this is like four ofthem now.
Um, this is my other uncle that, uh, he'd be working too, but
you only got one son, though.
You only got one son and onedaughter, and, like he just
recently had a daughter, so, um,yeah, so, but, but, but, jeremy
, hanging out with, uh, with ourcousin, they be going out, and

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everything like that.
They invited me, but I ain't forthat.
No more, bro.
I'm trying to be home chillingbro, smoking bro.
I ain't trying to do all thatNah I get you, bro, I get you.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
That's the way to be.
Sometimes, bro, I was partying.
I partied when I was, when Iwas too young, bro.
So so now, what was I gonna say?
Damn, bro, you didn't have nofamily, damn it was just.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
It was just me by my lonesome.
Real shit, bro, cause when Iwas younger I'd get to argue
with my buds and I wouldn't talkto my buds too, and then that
was it.
I had nobody to talk to at thehouse, bro, just me beefing in
the room by myself.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Bro, just me in the room just staring at the wall
that was it, dog, that was it.
Yeah, chad, somebody need totake his Psychological test.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Can't nobody come over here To disturb me?
Just silent, bro.
Just talking to a wall, justtalking to, just talking to a,
to a baseball.
You see how they be doing Me inthis house.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
You see Doing all crazy shit, but you wouldn't do
that to me.
Would you Start rubbing thebaseball?
That's crazy.
You wouldn't talk about me likethis, would you?

Speaker 1 (48:18):
You wouldn't say all those mean things Whips it out
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I got a batfor you.
Finger on the baseball.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Rubbing his ridges.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Rubbing the stitches.
Just outline the stitches.
All right, grab a handful ofyour own ass Start figure
popping my ass.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
Oh shit, wasn't going to say.
But yeah, that's all I got fornow.
There's like plenty of moreetiquettes, or like formalities,
I guess, or like, yeah, justmanners Mantis.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Uh, yeah, you gotta have mantis you see that dude on
uh youtube?
You gotta have real good mantis.
Uh, don't fill your own glass.
We're so used to just fillingup your own glass, but we need a
top up.
But when we need a top up, injapan this is considered greedy
and a little antisocial.
Instead, it would be proper foryou to fill all the glasses of

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the people at the table first,and they will, in turn, fill
your glass.
A return of the gesture Okay,you can't be filling up your own
glass.
I guess it's more because theybring that water.
They be bringing all the drinksat the table and you just, you
know, I would have fucked upthis motherfucker, greedy
motherfucker thirsty.
I saw this one video.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
It was.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
I'm off all right, no , you good.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
It was like this dude explaining how the mafia would
communicate by pouring drinks orwhatever.
It was like some ex-mafia dude.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
I think by pouring drinks.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Uh-huh, he said he would do something.
I can't remember what it was,but pretty much by him doing the
gestures like hey, don't talkabout.
Don't do this no they're likedon't mention anything, cause
he's pretty much saying like hey, I don't trust this dude, but
since you don't know about theirway of them pouring a drink in
a certain manner, you wouldn'tknow, you'd think they're just

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pouring the, just pouring drinksor whatever.
You know what I'm saying.
Yeah, yeah, so they would knowlike hey, you don't fuck with me
.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Like yeah, yeah, Damn , I'll secretive this shit.
I like that monster shit butthat shit do go hard bro.
All right, don't leave yourchopsticks sticking up.
In Japan, never stick yourchopsticks vertically in a bowl
of rice.
It's considered extremely taboobecause it reminds people
Funerals where a bowl of rice isoffered with two chopsticks
standing vertically in thecenter as an offering to the

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deceased.
Instead, place them across thetop of the bowl or next to the
bowl if you're still eating.
I ain't know what that one is.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Me over.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
I'm done with this shit.
I used to do that.
We used to go to the Chinesebuffet.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Almost every other day De la sopa no, no, not that
one.
Where the gym's at now.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Oh shit, okay, okay, yeah, I was like what do you
mean?

Speaker 2 (51:04):
who forgot?

Speaker 1 (51:05):
who forgot?
We had a buffet back in the day.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
We had multiple buffets bro did we have?
Oh yeah, we did the tonic grillone multiple buffets, bro we
used to have a golden crown.
We used to have a sonic.
We used to have a golden crown.
Not no more.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
They really took that for a month no more home damn,
no more ocean waters.
Fuck, fuck me but uh, yeah, weused to go over there to that
Chinese restaurant and, uh, we'dbe eating.
We used to eat like crazy, butwe used to put out chopsticks.
We used to get a crazy, but weused to put our chopsticks.
We used to get a bowl.

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Well, I used to get a bowl ofrice, put my chopsticks right
there, and then a lady told usshe was like, she's like, don't
do that.
And she told me that one she'slike and our coach is like it's
disrespectful to do that.
And then she also told me shealso told us about the
chopsticks you.
And she also told me.
She also told us aboutchopsticks you rub them together
, which is some people takeoffense.

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She's like, but I really don'tcare about that one.
I know?

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Oh sorry, that was it .
I know they said you do itbecause, like you, don't want to
get a splinter or something.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
Because, essentially, if you get wooden chopsticks
and then you have to because youusually have to- break them
yeah.
So you don't get a splinter,you rub them.
I still do that to the Ashy asshands.
Boy Sarah V, my boy.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
You some.
Sarah V.
I had a girl.
She said she she hated thatsound.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Oh, for real, she said.
She said it reminded her of sexbro.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
I don't know how, though it said it would give her
the egg.
Bro, you be having some?

Speaker 2 (52:34):
dry ass eggs.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
I don't know who, though it said we're giving the
egg, but you be having some dryass eggs.
I don't know who the fuck yoube fucking, but you should
lubricate At least a spit orsomething on that thing.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Body on body, baby Body on body.
I'm about to.
Charlie was fucking chopsticks.
I'm about to.
I'm about to.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
I thought you almost did it.
I already thought of that thingI'm about to.
I thought you, I thought healmost did it.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
I thought Damn, I already thought that, but Damn,
what else did she say?
Though?
That was the only one.
She told you yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Yeah, cause we were Constantly just be putting the
chopsticks like that Bad asslittle kid.
And yeah, she's like she justtold us, she's like I don't
remember.
She told me About the funeralthing and everything like that.
Yeah, she said it, she was coolwith us, but she said some
people Some other people Mightthink, cause there was like Some

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other Asian families that wouldgo over there and eat and they
were like they might see it asdisrespectful.
And then she told us About thebreaking one.
But she's like that one, thatone that, uh, just my family,
because I think she told me tooabout it looked like we were
playing with it or somethinglike that.
By doing that, because we woulddo like bro, we were literally
always ready to chop stick letme go ahead and get the next one

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out real quick.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
I'm gonna go, I'm gonna do one more and then I'm
gonna tell you about some comingof age type things.
All right, this one germany, sopunct.
So time is seen as finite orfinite, not infinite, but finite
resource.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Finite.
Is it finite?

Speaker 2 (54:06):
No, it's not, it's just pretty much saying like
lateness is a form ofdescription, yeah, yeah, like if
you say a certain time, bethere at that time.
So post-World War II, germanyrebuilt itself with structure
and precision.
The value of reliability becameingrained in national identity.
So I guess they were like uh, Idon't know, that's what the

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freaking notes are saying, Idon't know how that correlates
how you got to be better, in asense, because they were
building.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
They were building themselves up.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
That's what I'm getting from yeah, like being
able to be there whenever youneeded to be there pretty much.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Especially for your country, or whatever Especially
for your age.
Y'all always take the L.
No, I'm just joking.
All right Use of formal titles.
So using her or frau plussurname is standard until
invited to use first names.
So even coworkers, would haveknown each other for years, may

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use formal titles well good.
So like sir or ma'am, just justjust being polite really, this
is being polite really, untilyou get on that first name basis
type thing.
Talk about john, you know,because some like like I
wouldn't say mexican culture,but like we don't really do that
, do we Say you met?
How does a Mexican interactwith a Mexican for the first

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time?

Speaker 1 (55:23):
What are you doing?
That's what I'd be saying.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
What are you doing?
What's up Donita?
How are?

Speaker 1 (55:28):
you doing Stuff like that?
Yeah, that's really what I'dsay.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Even if I know their name, or it don't matter how
long I know them, I still Saydon don their name, uh, or it
don't matter like how long Iknow them, I still like say
don't know, ma'am sir.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
yeah, even in english too I'd be saying like how you
doing, sir, like like I say manto everybody, man, man, oh man,
what up man, all that like whatup, what up man if it's a lady,
I say excuse me ma'am, excuse me, sorry, excuse me ma'am.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
or if it's a dude, I'm like what's up man.
I don't really say bro, excuseme man, excuse me sir, excuse me
man.
Or if it's a dude, I'm likewhat's up man.
I don't really say bro, bro isto more like the people that I
know I'll be saying sir.
Or it depends on who it is.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, right, yeah, yeah, Because my
contractors they're like.
But I guess it's that I knowwhat they're not like, Because
first time I try to make a goodimpression.
So I guess if I do know themfor a while, for a while I'm on
the first name basis with them.
Most of my contractors rightnow.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
They're calling me now.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
Calling me by my first name and stuff like that,
and I call them by their firstname, but unless they're telling
me something, I'll be like yes,sir, or stuff like that.
I try to be polite.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
I try to be polite.
That's good, though it's goodto be like that, to have that
etiquette, I guess, to like showrespect, yeah, yeah, unless
it's, unless it's John's bitchass.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Let me tell you about your motherfucker bro.
Nah, I'm just playing y'allstill work for him.
Y'all still do work for him.
Yeah, we do.
But oh, I'm starting a housefor him tomorrow.
Oh, for real.
Yeah, good luck bro.
Wow, natural, supposedly,natural, supposedly.
We'll see we'll see.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Good luck, bro.
All right, childhoodindependence.
So children are taught to walkor bike to school alone,
encouraged to think critically,and often aren't overly parented
.
Okay, so it's just pretty muchlike they put trust in the kids
at a very young age.
Yeah, like to allow them tobuild up responsibility and

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stuff like that, but that's allI got.
For that, jeremy, all right,but that's all I got for that.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
All right, In Fijian culture excuse me, in Fijian
culture.
Fijian culture reveres thecustom of kere kere, kere kere,
or shared property.
This means that if you asksomeone, that if someone asks
you for something, it's politeto give it to them.
On the flip side, this meansyou need to be careful of openly

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admiring something that belongsto a vision, as they will feel
obligated to give it to you.
I love your country, bro.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
You know how much I love your country, I love your
country, bro, sir, my fault.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
All we have is manners.
It's not about manners, sir.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Pretty easy to give you the whole entire country.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Ronzel, smart, smart empire now alright, uh, lies or
cues hold a special place inEnglish etiquette.
They highly value patience andwill turn on cue jumpers who try
to cut in line with someferocity.
Complaining while waiting inline is considered wimpy.
Enduring to wait with goodhumor is considered a sign of
strong moral character.
I can get behind that.

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I hate motherfuckers.
Be cut in line unless I'm theone cut in line cut it in line.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Wait, do you cut in line?
I have in my I don't.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
I try not to no more.
I try to keep the peace.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Um, let me tell you about some.
I mean some come some companies, I mean some countries coming
of age events like things thatthey do, okay, okay like when a
man becomes, I mean when a kidbecomes a man or a girl come
turns into a woman, likequinceaneras okay okay, um, so
apparently in um, what is it?

(59:18):
Australia?
Fuck, where's my notes?
Hold on, sorry.
Oh yeah, australia, there's thisthing called the aboriginal
walkabout okay young aboriginalmales, um, usually from age 12
to 16, take a solo journeythrough the outback lasting from

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one week to several months.
Include survival, spiritualdreaming and connection with
ancestral lands.
Okay, okay, this is based ondream time mythology.
Ancestral beings created thelandscape and laws by retracting
paths called song lines.
Boys spiritually inherit tribalstories and responsibilities.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Um, it just blends survival skills with spiritual
and cultural identity uh it'sjust like a little literal, uh
symbolic journey from boy okay,but is it optional or like I'm
sure it is optional because Idon't think they're gonna send
their freaking 12 year old outthere to freaking, not to.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
I don't know, I don't know.
I don't think they're going tosend their freaking 12 year old
out there to freaking, not to.
I don't know, I don't know, Idon't think so I ain't never
heard of this.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Y'all heard about Australia, right, right, they
got everything that can kill youover there, right?

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
yeah, let me go ahead and send him out there, he'll
be alright it said for weeks formonths, bro, that I don't know,
I was just like seeing somethings that some countries do or
used to do.
Kind of like they had that.
What was it that?

(01:00:45):
One country that I think isBrazil, where they do like the
bull ant ceremony.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
I thought that was in .

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Amazon, was it Amazon ?

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Uh-huh.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Where they make like the they make the when they put
the little mitts and put theirhands and their heads and they
got a bunch of bullets in it,yeah, and then they get bitten
and you're supposed to just likeendure all the pain or some
shit like that, yeah, I almost,I don't almost heard in the
amazon because I saw the jeremy.
Uh, oh, for real the monsterhunter dude thing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Oh shit, he had another show where he was going
like across around the world andI saw, I saw one of, but I see,
I see that bro, that shit.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Call me a bitch, because I I ain't never growing
up.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
I ain't never growing up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
I'm going to be a kid my whole life.
My boy just locked in bro.
I'm going to be a baby suckingon titties my whole life.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
I guess Bro, I cannot bro.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
But see like that's so cool how other countries do
stuff like that, but also it'slike that's tough bro.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
That is next level.
Shit right there, bro, because.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
Because what the fuck do?
We got in the United States.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
You can survive a trip to Walmart without hitting.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Sweet 16.
Yeah, Um prom yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Prom is just promise, isn't it?
Excuse for kids just to fuckingkids and make out and have
babies and shit.
That's all that is.
Don't say have babies, thedrugs is behind us bro, that is
true.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Or like getting your driver's license, that's like
usually, like a.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
I already got one.
I already got one.
Y'all heard it here first,ladies and gentlemen, I was
feeling out here just whippingthat thing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
No, but that's pretty much it, bro.
I got plenty of other things,but no, let's just go ahead and
get to it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Unless you got something else.
It's just more.
It's just more.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
You can go ahead and get one more.
I'll get one more, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
All right, final one, final one, final one.
Chewing gum might be good fordental hygiene, but in many
parts of the world, particularlyin luxembourg, switzerland and
their friends, public gumchewing is considered vulgar,
while in singapore most types ofgum have been illegal since
1992, when residents grew tiredof scraping the sticky stuff off
their sidewalks I mean, youcan't chew gum you can't chew

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gum in singapore, in singapore,yeah, singapore.
Everywhere else it just lookedlike it's just frowned upon, but
they just got that banned inSingapore.
That's pretty rough, bro.
Right my voice out here withthe hot breath.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Hot breath the whole entire day.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
That's crazy eating garlic sauce and fish the whole
day, bro, and just talking infront talking about knee high
and shit, right?
In front of you, bro the strongage, that strength, strong age,
come out, brother all right, sowe're gonna go ahead and lead
off to the next subject.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
You already know what time it is.
It's time for that fear, is it?

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
all in your mind, or could it be real welcome to fear
fact or fiction?

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
all right.
So let me go ahead and set thestage for this real quick, go
ahead.
Deep in the backwoods of theMidwest and Northeast, whispers
tell of deformed humanoids withgrotesquely swollen skulls.
Look at that motherfucker rightthere.
Why the fuck is his hair sodamn big?
They emerge only at night, dark, between trees.

(01:03:58):
Watch from the shadows.
Today we dive into one of thecreepiest, most unsettling
legends to come out of Americanfolklore.
Yayo, can you tell them who itis?

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
The Albuquerque, I'm just playing Melonheads the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Melonheads.
We're going to be talking aboutthe Melonheads today.
That's right.
That's right.
I ain't gonna lie, bro, when Istarted looking them up.
But them little things have youever seen those before?

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
I've never heard of them.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
I had never heard of them, bro, no well that's
perfect, because could you tellthem what the melon heads are?
Then, yeah, I'll tell them I'lltell them.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
uh, okay, so in the american folk world of ohio,
michigan and connecticut, melonheads are beings generally
described as small humanoidswith bulbous heads who
occasionally emerge from hidingplaces to attack people.
Different variations of thelegend attribute different
origins to the entities.
Just a little physicaldescription, like I said before
you know large round headsresembling melons and small,

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deformed bodies.
They are said to be aggressiveand hostile towards humans,
often emerging from the hidingto attack, and some possible
explanations are.
Some believe the legend mayhave roots in the history of
certain locations, such as thephil mansion, which was used as
a catholic prep school, a statepolice outpost and a prison.
Uh, there are two popularlegends of how the melons came
came to.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
They both involve a mysterious figure known as Dr
Crow you want me to give themdown to like the different areas
, because I saw there's likeLauren Michigan.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Lauren.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
Ohio, and then Lauren Connecticut, Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
According to local lore, the federal government
commissioned Crow shortly afterWorld War II to treat children
who suffer from a rare conditionknown as hydrocephalus, which
causes large pockets of waterwithin the brain.
Crowe ran a small institutionof sorts for these children and
donated not only his servicesbut his home in the woods of

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Charleston Township, just offthe Windsor Road.
For the venture the governmentsent him.
These children purport pur, purairboat what that word right
there?
Yeah, we're going to skip that.
Thank you, he was doing a gooddeed and a great favor to

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society and, according to oneversion of the legend, crow had
devoted his life to helping thechildren who were ostracized
from the community due to thesize of their heads.
Crow took mercy on these poorchildren and allowed them to
live with them in the woods,shielding them from the cruelty
of the outside world, where hestudied them and searched for a
cure.
Unfortunately, dr crow died ofnatural causes without finding a

(01:06:37):
cure.
Unsure of what to do next, thechildren simply decided to hang
around the old buildings, andthere they have remained to this
very day, while the house isnow nothing more than ruins.
Legend has it that you can findyour way back there.
You might encounter a melonheador two.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Dang.
So the doctor died.
I thought the doctor was doinglike experiments on them.
Oh, that's one version oh,there's different versions of
that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Okay, okay, so I only got two versions for this one,
because I know which one was thecorrect one but it's up, it's
based on that one.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Yeah, yeah, so you don't have the lore from
michigan I don't know which onespecifically.

Speaker 1 (01:07:15):
Uh, this is like lore from ohio I think this one
might be the one from oh, Idon't know which one
specifically.
This is like Lord from Ohio.
I think this one might be theone from Ohio.
Okay, so second version.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
That's it.
I'll entertain the listeners.
Watch me dance.
It felt like a skip on theAdventure Time All right.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Version two, and more wildly held, a second version
of the legend paints a moresinister picture of the dark.
Crow is said to have performedmacabre medical experiments on
the children who developedlarger, hairless, bulbous heads
and tiny, malformed bodies.
Crow is rumored to haveinjected even more fluid into
the swollen brains, causingtheir heads to swell up like
melons Eventually.
Legends continue.
The children killed Crow,burned the orphanage and

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retreated into the surroundingforests.
As the years passed, the melonheads grew.
The ones who survivedreproduced, creating more
deformed offspring.
The insanity was passed as wellas the physical characteristics
.
It is said these melon headshate all human beings and
occasionally emerge from hidingplaces to attack people in the
area.
They were blamed for numerousattacks and some kidnappings.

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Some accounts say they stolelivestock pets, even children,
using them as food source.
Cannibalism was not out of thequestion in desperate times.
Oh, I'm sorry, I actually got athird story.
I'm going to go ahead.
This one's short short.
There's yet another story thata wicked crow was married to a
county woman who was loved bythe children.
One night crow crow and hiswife were arguing.

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Ms crow was killed, eitherintentionally or by accident,
when she fell against thecabinet and hit her head.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
The children became enraged and blamed the doctor,
viciously killing him andburning down the institute I
think like that's the version Iheard, Because I heard the lore
coming from Ohio, from Michiganand Connecticut.
Like I said, the one I heardwas Crow took the children in

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and he was giving them a home orwhatever, but he was conducting
experiments with them and hewas the reason why they had the
big heads, because he injectfluids and so they weren't
originally like that, or theyalready had that uh, according
to some theories, in some lorehe took, like the orphan kids,
from the streets or wherever ohokay, and he's the one who gave
them the big heads.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
So they weren't already sick, they were just
orphans.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Oh okay, oh okay, and then they finally got fed up
with it.
They're like we don't want thisanymore.
We're tired of being treatedlike this.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
So they burned the whole lab down.

Speaker 2 (01:09:44):
They escaped into the woods and then pretty much like
Ted.
That's how they got out intothe world, okay, okay.
But then the Michigan one waslike the children of the asylum.
So there was like this mansionin holland, michigan, and it was
just like a group of likementally and physically abused
children who escaped from like acruel institute and like the

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children again were like victimsof like medical experiments and
like prolonged neglect andstuff like that.
So they fled into the woods andover time they adapted to like
being alone or whatever okay,like being all isolated from
through society, from likeadults and shit like that.
Okay, and that's how they becamethe melon heads, but it doesn't
really say how they got theirmelon head it just says that it

(01:10:30):
just says that they escaped frombeing tortured and shit like
that, from asylum.
But people, some people frommichigan, refer to them as like
wobbleheads I see that too.
Yeah, it's like wobbleheads andthey said they're like spirits
to linger around the mansion atnight peering out from the woods
.
Then the one in connecticut wasinbreeding and witch trials.

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So, like in fairfield countystories suggest the family
accused of witchcraft incolonial times was banished into
the forest and over generationsof incestuous isolation the
family degenerated physicallyand mentally, eventually giving
rise to the melon heads.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
Oh shit, it's all fucked up all throughout.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Yeah, it's like all bad.
Each lore or origin story,another version claims that the
creatures were patient to escape.
Again another mental asylum,that burned down in the 1960s,
surviving through cannibalismand seclusion.
Oh fuck, so that's likedifferent, yeah, yeah, areas.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
They have Origins?
Yeah, they have.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
Okay, okay, but go ahead, bro.
What you got All right EastsideHigh.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
School.
But go ahead, bro, what you gotalright alright.
Um.
Eastside High School studentsCharleston High School students
included.
Past and present paranormalinvestigators, cryptozoologists
and legend seekers have traveledlong, traveled along Winster
Road and Charlton Township andKirtland Day and Night, hoping

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to catch a glimpse of them.
They allegedly have beenspotted near the alleged site of
the Crow residence for decades.
They typically have beendescribed as small humanoid
creatures with extremely large,misshapen hands.
They are often hairless, withdeformed limbs raised like teeth
and glowing red-eyed.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
But, they say, even though they went to look for
them, they haven't found anyconcrete tracks even though they
went to look for them, theyhaven't found like any uh
evidence, like any concrete,like uh, how would you say, like
tracks or like signs of?

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
like tracks.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Yeah, tracks signs like bones or anything like that
.
Yeah, that's pretty much thesame thing.
I saw there was like really notmuch.
Uh, like I mean, yeah, I guess,like reports.
Yeah, I got like a couple.
I got like a couple storiesthat I found everything else
that I found was I thought itwas just like- creepy puzzle
type type stuff I found the onesthat I thought were the most uh

(01:12:46):
, realistic, yeah, credible,yeah yeah all right, hold on
before you start thosethough let me tell you about the
, because you talked about whatthey do and like.
They'll like ambush people orwhatever right.
So apparently, uh, melon headsare like extremely, extremely
sorry, reclusive, but whendisturbed, they're reported to

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behave with aggression andthey're pretty much like smart
because they know like thelayout okay so it says that,
like they stalk people throughthe woods at night, they throw
rocks at trespassers, cars, theyattempt to lure individuals
deeper into the woods, never toreturn, and in some cases they
attack in groups okay, so ifyou're by, yourself, they'll
like throw a rock overwhelming.

(01:13:28):
You have a rock over here orhave a rock hit you from
somewhere else and due to theirlike uh, despite like them being
like all the formula stuff theysaid, they're pretty fast and
agile.
And they're pretty good prettycoordinated, because I'm sure
they would have they got to havethat knowledge, they would have
their own form of communicationas well.
That's what I would think,because, say, instead of us

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talking, we'd be like I just hitthe tree two times, you hear,
that means I got to throw a rockat his head.
I hit the tree three times,never mind, I don't throw the
rock at his head.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
What I thought about was I know it doesn't say it,
but I was thinking because ofthe size of the head they would
have, like telepathy or like aoh shit, telepathy, right, be
able to talk through their minds.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
That's what I thought , cause when I first seen it I
was like but after doing I knowit doesn't say it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
But that's what I would think.
It's your own conclusion.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
It means your own theory, hypothesis or some shit
yeah, that's what I thought likeit was gonna say, but it
doesn't say that.
But I was thinking, like thesemotherfuckers must be advanced
or some shit.

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
I know that head got 6G.
They thinking bro.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
Never mind bro, Nah, fuck it.
I'll say that was near that 6Gtower too long.
That's what happened Y'allstaying around them towers too
long.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
Memory's a book, bro.
Thoughts are a whole fuckingmovie trailer, bro.
Motherfucker, they'll forgetstuff.
Motherfucking.
Remember everything from whenhe wasn't born.
He knows when he left his keysalright so no one knows exactly

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how many melon heads exist, but,based on the size of the forest
, they're said to inhabit andspread the legends of them being
in the woods as where theyreside.
But, based on the size of theforest, they're said to inhabit
and spread the legends of thembeing in the woods as where they
reside, or whatever but, theysaid, like the hot spots, hot
zones, if somebody does want togo investigate, not us because
it's too far of a drive for us,but if we were to live to like,

(01:15:31):
live close by, and if we didn'thave a 9 to 5 job, if y'all
would actually do the $14.99,we'd go investigate.
Y'all was actually trying tobuild his team up to where he
could do paranormal.
I need more $14.99 to hit,though, but is that something
that you'd want to do full-time,or what is your ideal full-time

(01:15:52):
career?
Or?

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
passion choice or whatever.
Full-time career Shit.

Speaker 2 (01:15:58):
Porn star Low-key bro .

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
I career or choice, full time career, passion choice
or whatever.
Full time career shit, pornstar, low key I mean, cause
everything involves work.
I ain't trying to work, I'malways on the stand.
I've always been working sinceI was 15, but I before that.
I ain't trying to work, no more.
But if I could just gosomething like that, I would
like doing paranormal shit.
Doing paranormal, yeah, doingparanormal stuff, investigations
Cause sometimes I don't likethe investigations they be doing

(01:16:19):
on TV and stuff.
I feel like it's too Restricted.
They got an agenda or somethinglike that.
I'm just trying Show up.
There's nothing here.
I've been here for three weeks.
There's nothing here.
I'm sorry, there's nothing here.
Guys, I ain't gonna be withthat bullshit Talking about you.
I ain't gonna be with thatbullshit talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
You heard that everybody around him.
He's in a silent padded.
There's no one here.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
There's nothing here, chill, I ain't don't like that.
One of the crazy dudes, that'swhat they say.
But yeah, it would be nice justto go out there, just just go
out there exploring cause.
I mean really, that's all youdo.
You just go out there exploring, alright, alright, touch that
light, if you hear light, don'tturn on.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
There's nothing here, guys pack it up, let's go.
I just put one at the entranceand leave scared, scared it's
like the whole time you werejust holding it off, the light
off, have the battery out who'sthat would be like that Jaycee
dude no, had us.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
But uh, yeah, I would .
I would like to find An actuallike Good, like Say that I tried
Everything I could To findevidence Of like Whatever I'm
searching for, but uh, yeah, soif I do that, I'll be happy.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
I'll be happy doing paranormal.
Yeah, um, what's gonna say?
Uh, so you would go like sayyou had the free time and the
money, you would go do likesomething like this, like
investigate and see yeah, I'llgo see, yeah what about bigfoot?
That's, that's tough, becauselike you could die, not even the
down part.

(01:17:48):
What you gonna do when you findhim, sir, got to have mantras.
Got to have mantras.
Going to flip the whole vanover.
Going to throw that shit over alake, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
I just want, like bro , I just want, like you, give me
some footage, some good footage.
I'm okay with that.
I ain't trying to touch him, Idon't want to hunt it.
I don't want to hunt it, Idon't want to kill it.
I don't want to uh, catch themotherfucker, spray his cheeks.
I ain't trying to do none ofthat.
I just want to video me knowing, like, like bro, I seen this.

(01:18:21):
Like I seen this, like creature, I see this, the, the, the loss
, the, the, the last, uh, big, Isee it Walking.
It's real.
Just to have that footage.
Just knowing bro, just knowingthat I could die, happy, bro, I
could die.

(01:18:41):
Like that it could pick me up,spiral me to a tree, bro, it
could do that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
I'd die happy bro.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
Smiling while you're hurtling through the air Perfect
spiral Straight to a tree.
Bro, I could do that.
I could do that I could do that,bro, but yeah, just to have
that knowledge that it exists,like just the confirmation is
the confirmation.
Yeah, that that would be plentyfor me if I could bring the
people like yo, this is an edit,I was there, um, it's real.

(01:19:06):
You know, if I could just bringthat to the people, that that
would be.
I want to disclose thelocations because them
motherfuckers would be overthere trying to hunt and shit.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
No, I agree, bro, I agree, like me.
You said he was wearing.
What was he wearing?

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom boom boom, boom talk
their way of life.
Now that, now that would begreat.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
Or like being abducted by alien too no, that's
how the men in black getinvolved.
Then they're gonna do weirdstuff to you.
But they said, like the hotzones, if you do decide to go,
is the roosevelt forest instratford, uh, connecticut maybe
okay uh hines drive in thewoods near the felt mansion in

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michigan and wincer road in thedeep woods of kirkland and on
hot ohio okay then you got likeuh, I got like encounters that
people had.
Okay, then you have like thewell, we already talked about
the theories like that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
They said they were like no, what they, what they
could be, or yeah, they're justpretty much like abused uh,
science experiments and stufflike that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
They said they were like know what they could be.
Yeah, they're just pretty muchlike abused science experiments
and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Yeah, I was wishing there was more of a.
I really was hoping I was likebro, I ain't no way.
That's why reverends got allfired when I looked up at these
heads and then like there's notmuch information there's not
much it's like a folklore yeah,yeah, it's just like a little
right mythology, something likethat.
Yeah, like fairies, it's notlike a concrete, like no yeah or

(01:20:34):
like a lot of accounts ofpeople saying like it was over
here, it was, it was.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
It's just that's what I thought it's like stuff like
that, bro like the chupacabra.

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
It's just something to talk about, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
So there you go, something bad yeah that's
literally that's one of thethings there, but what was your
encounter or the stories thatyou got?

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
All right, all right.
So I used to live by the woodson Windsor Road near the
Lundgren Barn.
When I was 10 years old, I hada brief encounter with the
melonhead.
It was an early autumn night,around 10 pm, when I heard my
dog bark and ran outside to seewhat was going on.
When I went outside to see whatthe commotion was all about, I
found my dog bark and ranoutside to see what was going on
.
When I went outside to see whatthe commotion was all about, I

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found my dog lying there,bleeding.
I looked towards the woods andsaw what I believed to be a
small figure with a very paleskin and large head.
When the creature saw me, itran into the woods.
I went out the next morning andfollowed the tracks, but they
stopped near a creek.
That's it for that one.

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
yeah, these are going to be short because there's
pretty much like people'saccounts, but there's, and then
yeah there was more, there'smore, but I feel like the other
ones were just like the way theystart.
I feel like one of these islike a what is it Creepypasta
type, yeah Something like that,or like fan fiction.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there, like that's what they.
I was like I was gonna cluethem, but I was like Nah leave
me, cause he started talkingabout Some, then I bust out
AC-130.
Yeah they be, they be goingSome crazy shit, they be giving
like Two percent and they grabme and they choke.
Oh my god, well, go ahead bro.
My fault, my fault.

Speaker 2 (01:22:02):
So this one's called Bridge Crossing.
This was in Newtown,connecticut, connecticut.
This happened in the mid-90s.
This is from their perspective.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
I'm talking in their perspective.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
I was walking home from a friend's house just after
sunset and I had to cross thisnarrow footbridge near a creek.
As I stepped onto it I sawthree figures moving on the
other side.
At first I thought they werekids, but as they got closer I
realized their portions were off.
Their heads were huge.
One of them turned its headalmost too far and unnaturally

(01:22:34):
they didn't speak, they juststared.
I ran off that bridge and nevercrossed it again, and this was
reported to like local newspaperarchives oh, for real.
Yeah, and they had like it waslike featured in a urban legends
documentary for connecticut soyou know they usually do like
the reenactment and I kind oflike when shows do that.
I like that too.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
Right, it gives me, like, a better perspective of
like, of what was happening.

Speaker 2 (01:22:57):
It makes it always a little bit more believable in a
sense, yeah.
Oh, was that it?
Yeah, okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
My aunt drove her friend Megan, my brothers and
their friend and their friendcame along.
We got lost in the area ofMitchell's Mill in Winchester
but we kept seeing shadows inthe woods.
And when we came along, andwhen we came along, a black gate
in the woods of Winchester Roadmy brothers and their friend
thought it would be cool to makethem not seem like sissies to
get out of the car.

(01:23:25):
Well, they walked down thelittle side road for a few
moments and my aunt and I gotscared.
So we beeped the horn severaltimes that's not my bad and they
ran back to the car all divingin.
They claimed that there wassomething that ran across the
road.
It suddenly got extremely foggyoutside.
My brother Keith realized helost his phone while running

(01:23:45):
back to the car.
We were in no mood and none ofus had the courage to turn back.
That was it for that one.

Speaker 2 (01:23:51):
They just ran away All right, this one's called
Sleepover Dare.
We were out late being dumbteenagers.
It was one of those, I dare you, nights.
We went looking into the melonheads, like you're supposed to
Back road lights off.
We pulled over, stepped out.
It was dead quiet.
Then something ran across theroad behind the car, like a kid,
but wrong.

(01:24:11):
Its limbs were twitchy and itshead was huge.
Before we could even react, twomore ran at us, slapping the
car, smearing something on thewindows.
We screamed and drove away.
We never went back and one ofthe girls swears she still hears
tapping on her bedroom windowat night.
Um, this was like, uh, um, theysaid.

(01:24:34):
Local high school project onconnecticut folklore.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
Like this is interviewed in oh, so they
interviewed her for theinterview.
Yeah, and it was like picked uplater in a town history podcast
oh shit, okay, okay, okay, allright, I got uh, I got my final
one.
This is the one.
I think that's uh, uh fanfiction okay, my stepfather, mom
, stepbrother and I were drivingdown chili koth road in

(01:25:01):
charlton.
We had been driving up and downroads in the same area for
almost an hour, with no luck.
We were just about to go homewhen we came up in the stretch
of road that have fields on bothsides and an irrigation ditch
running parallel with each sideof the road.
Just then I looked out mywindow and saw him and melonhead
.
He, or it, was running alongnext to the ditch.

(01:25:22):
Since the ditch was too wide tojump over, it was coming close
like it was about to jump andthen pulling away.
At the time we were going about45, 50 miles per hour.
The manly head was actuallykeeping up with us.
It didn't look anything like Iheard, heard in the stories.
He looked about the same heightas me, five seven, was wearing

(01:25:45):
brown pants which were ripped up.
They were uh, and where theseams would be, it was held
together by what looked likecorn husk.
It wore a white shirt withbrown and red stains all over it
, hoping that the red stainsweren't blood.
Its head was very light browntint.
It had two holes in the side ofits head which I think were

(01:26:06):
ears.
Its head was swirled up and thesides were very big looking.
Just as we turned the curve, itjumped into the woods.
So that was it for that one.
Apparently, my foot was running45, 50 miles per hour, catching
up to the clock, apparently bro.

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
Apparently, come on, man, I got one more, all right.
So this one says we were hiking.
Nothing too serious and a newtrail Around dusk.
We realized we were off path.
That's when we saw movement inthe trees Short figures, maybe
kids, but bald, pale and fast.
They ran in circles around us,always just at the edge of our
visions.
We heard giggling not playful,though taunting.

(01:26:40):
It took us an hour to find ourway out.
When we reached the car therewere handprints on the rear
windshield and it's like wedon't hike there anymore.
That's how they ended up.
So the oh um.
It was featured on a folkloreblog and included in an episode
of the podcast new englandhaunts okay so that story was up
so it's also.

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
They picked it up and also okay, okay yeah, so um
that's pretty much it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
That's all we're gonna talk about on that.
That's we're gonna.
There's not much to it, but itis a pretty interesting concept
or it is I like the whole uhmelon head, uh concept, I guess
I like it too.
I really wish it was one ofthose things where, where it was
more it was more prevalent, itwas more I really wish it was
more documented yeah, but like,yeah, like actual documents yeah

(01:27:28):
I really wish that thatmotherfucker bit me it bit me,
ran back into the woods.
That's really what I wanted.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
I caught it on my ring camera something like that,
yeah, something like that, butnah, bro, apparently nobody
wants to record while you'redriving down the road.
So do we even rate this one?

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
or yeah, we can rate it we got to rate it for all of
them, bro what would you ratethis?

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
I give it a three just because even the stories
they didn't really say they wereattacking like I mean I don't
know if there was some account.
Well, some people saying thatit had to lifestyle can have
children, but we can't verify,we can't get more proof from
that.
So if it, you know, if it wasout there it could do, it could
bite you.
It could bite you.
Maybe a two, because it's notreally messing with nobody, it's

(01:28:10):
just out.
If you're in the middle of thewoods, what are you doing in the
middle of the woods?

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
Come on, man, you can start to get eight by a million
here.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
I agree, I'll give it a two.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
A two or a one.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
Because it they're just gonna throw rocks.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
They're not smoke.
They're not smoke, exactly,just throw.

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
Big ass head.
You can't miss, you're notgonna miss it, you're not gonna
miss it.
You're not gonna miss that bigass head.

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
And what we gotta tell the cadences, bro he cook
bro.
Big head.
No powers bro, he cook.

Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
Just for that purpose , bro, just cause, yeah, they'll
throw rocks.
Okay, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
They might bite you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
They can outnumber you, but they can't outnumber my
car going 50 miles per hourdrifting oh this jaw bag.
I got on this.
Y'all see what happens at them.
Car meets, I'll do.
I'll swing the whole boat.
I'll swing the whole thing.
Boom, boom, boom, boom boom.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
I'll swing the whole thing, Boom, boom boom, boom,
boom.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
That man in here with his pencil.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
Bird marks on his ass cheeks.

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
Especially with that Mustang, that Charger.
Yeah, I'm going to get somebody, I'm going to hit somebody good
with this.
Me, me, me.

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
Do, do, do.
You're not going to miss.

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
But yeah, like I said , two, one, something like that.
I like it.
It is a cool concept.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
I like the cryptic stories about it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
I like the lore about it, the history or whatever.
It's sad.
It is more big.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
Yeah, it's crazy.
Yeah, the lore, the originstory, whatever of them, it's
crazy, it's fucked up.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
I just really wish it was more, more meat on the bone
, more meat there, more meat onthe bone, more meat, there you
go.

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
It's too much bone.
I don't know meat.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
But, yeah, we're going to go ahead and end that
off on that note.
Y'all let us know what y'allthink, though.
Let us know if y'all believe inthe melon heads.
Let us know if you have anystories about the melon head.
If anybody that you know fromthe Ohio, Connecticut, Michigan
region, let us know about what,which our beliefs are, or any
things that y'all do, Like anyuh, how would you say, like fun

(01:30:16):
thing, Like, like you know highschool kids that were like, oh,
do you want to go do the thewalk, the walk at night?
They would be like the walk atnight, where it's just like you
walk down the road down theasylum or something Okay okay,
yeah, yeah, yeah Y'all.
let us know if y'all haveanything like that in y'all
local area or anywhere fromwhoever's listening, right.
If y'all do anything like that,let us know in the comments.

Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
Is there any international metalheads?
Do y'all got your ownmetalheads across the world?
Oi?

Speaker 2 (01:30:41):
governor, is there any metalheads over there?

Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
all right about the governor saying bro but uh,
y'all let us know.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
All right, we're gonna go ahead and end this off
on the.
I mean, we're gonna go aheadand head to the next subject.
Y'all already know what time itis.
It's time for that two thousandyears later.
That's right y'all.
Let them know what thisconspiracy is.
Wake these people from theshackles of the matrix.
Let them know what thisconspiracy is.
Wake these people from theshackles of the matrix.
Let them know that they'restuck in a simulation.

(01:31:15):
Damn, I thought today wasfriday for some reason.
Damn, what the fuck.
Friday yeah well, what?
happened.
I don't know what happened.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
I'm looking, time skipped in my head I've seen
that you'll turn around yourface.
Look, I'm confused.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
Yeah, I don't, I don't know, I don't know what
happened.
I was like damn where you saidthat huh where you seen the date
.

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
At what date you said , like I thought, today was
friday where you see wednesdaywhat, what you mean?
Yeah, because like oh, whatthrough?
What threw me?

Speaker 2 (01:31:45):
oh yeah, it threw you off I don't know, I just
thought today was friday.
For some reason.

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
My brain said yeah, we got this weekend it's crazy,
bro, because you were talkingabout wake these people up, so
were you Damn.
I just woke up, did you?
Just get sublimity advertising.

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
I finally gained consciousness.
I finally marked everybodytimestamp it.
Reverence finally gained hisconscience.
Reverence finally gained hisconscience.

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
All y'all gained it all of nowhere, whole flashbang
in the middle of the playgroundwoke up.
What?

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
the fuck, who are you ?

Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
who's about to go to rhesus?

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
why are we playing in ?
I was obsessed with this theoryas a kid, bro.

(01:32:41):
So was this supposed to be adark or it's just like more of
like a psychological.

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
Oh okay, okay all right, I just want to make sure
I did the right thing.

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
We about to find out.
We about to find out go ahead,let me see.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
Let me see if he got his notes right.
The use by advertised imagesand sounds to influence
consumers in response, withouttheir being conscious of it.

Speaker 2 (01:33:01):
So is that it right?
Yeah, okay, okay, yeah, yeah,yeah, okay, but you want to let
them know, oh the.
Yeah, what we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
Subliminal advertising, that's right.
Advertisement, or like messages, messages, yeah.
So alright, just to say itagain.
Alright, we're going to startit off.
We're going to start it off.
The use by advertisers of imagesand sounds to influence
consumers' response withouttheir being conscious of it.
Example the idea of subliminalmessages has been widely used in

(01:33:29):
popular culture.
In an episode of Saved by theBell, the character Zack uses it
to get a date for the schooldance, while the episode of the
X-Files features it being usedin conspiracy to encourage
murder in a small town.
The idea behind subliminalmessages is that the most human
decision making happens in thesubconscious rather than the

(01:33:51):
conscious.
Subliminal messages are sosubtle that people won't
consciously notice them, butovert enough that their
subconscious will pick up on it.
For instance, you might includea particular logo, symbol or
word somewhere in the photograph.
A viewer won't consciouslynotice the symbol, but their
brain will subconsciouslyprocess it, making them more

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prone to engage with whateverthat word or symbol represents.
While it's often portrayed asmalicious and exaggerated TV
plots, it is inherently that wayin real life.
Often it's a fairly standardmarketing tactic.
For instance, it's aparticularly common in company
logos causing people toassociate a particular idea with
the brand every time they seeits name.

(01:34:34):
So color psychology plays animportant role in subliminal
marketing, with brands openlyusing specific hues to tap into
consumers' natural emotions andassociations.
Colors, particularly in thelogo or packaging, are carefully
chosen to reflect brand valuesand invoke the size customers
responses.
Uh.

(01:34:54):
For example, banks like chaseuse deep blues to convey
stability and trustworthiness.
Coffee brands use browns andgreens to suggest earthness,
warmth and natural origins.
Repeating a message, an imageor a motive in an ad can
increase the chance that it willembed in the viewer's
subconscious and possibly shapetheir behavior.

(01:35:16):
For example, insurancebusinesses often repeatedly use
the characters acrossadvertisements Thank Jake from
State Farm, flo from Progressiveor the Geico Geico.
Repeated slogans can have asimilar effect.
Just do it because you're worthit.
Taste the rainbow.

Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
American, wilson, duncan are some of the examples.
For all the people in NorthCarolina.
Y'all know this advertisementevery time you get on the radio.
I mean you turn on the radio.
Crazy Kevin Powell, bro.
Just the beginning of it,that's KevinSaysYescom.
That's KevinSaysYescom, bro,low key, yep, yep, yep, we'll

(01:36:02):
get you pre-approved and I'llgive you $2,000 more for your
trades.
That's good advertisement,right there, that's marketing
right there.
But yeah, that's pretty much.
That is it right?
Yeah, that's good advertisementright there, that's marketing
right there.
But uh, yeah, that's prettymuch that.
That is a little, yeah, that's,that's perfect, that's spot on
okay perfect, but, like you said, they can be like visual, like
hidden images or like briefflashes or whatever.
Okay, uh, they could also belike auditory.

(01:36:23):
Oh, okay, okay you know, I'msaying, yeah, like if you play
that song backwards, yeah, butthat I see, okay, so that is
part of it too yeah, it's kindof part of it in a sense.

Speaker 1 (01:36:34):
I see that they were saying like you can get a
different message from it and Iwas like I don't know if this is
the.

Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
Yeah, that's it, oh, that's it, yeah kind of like you
can also get it from likemoving some letters around or
like like hidden text or hiddenlogos or hidden images within a
logo type of deal.

Speaker 1 (01:36:54):
You know I'm saying yeah, uh, I remember a long time
ago seeing something for uh,for wendy's, wendy's and
mcdonald's.
The color red conveys you like,makes you hungry yeah, I was
gonna say that too that said uhyellow or red, yellow or red.

Speaker 2 (01:37:08):
It was yellow or red, it Yellow or red.

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
It was yellow or red.
It like triggers something inyour brain.
Oh, they both have it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because we have Bojangles yellow
, red, wendy's red, white, noyellow.
Mcdonald's yellow and red.

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
That's crazy, because when I'm hungry, like when I'm
feeling hungry, first thing thatpops in my mind is literally
that it's either wendy's ormcdonald's, like even if I don't
want it like, that's just likewhen I'm thinking like, all
right, like bird king, yeah,bird king too, uh, what else,
what else, oh, chick-fil-a,chick-fil-a, uh it's the, it's

(01:37:47):
these certain colors.

Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
They're supposed to Trigger them.

Speaker 1 (01:37:48):
Yeah and I mean Literally, yeah, cause like I'm
like First, literally the firstthing.
It's either Most of the timeit's McDonald's or it's Wendy's
and I'm like, but I don't, Idon't want that, though, like I
really don't want that, but likeliterally the first thing.
Like you know, I'm hungry, justchilling, just pop some wine,

(01:38:13):
just went, I don't want one, butit's, it's in my head already,
it's, it's already that's.

Speaker 2 (01:38:18):
This is it's embedded in your d it's already embedded
in my it's embedded into yoursubconscious now, bro it's in
there, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:38:27):
Yeah, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:38:27):
I didn't even think about that, yeah it's in there
now, like you could see.
You could see just the rapperor like trash uh-huh, no logo
like damn, I could get somebojangles right now just from
the color yeah or damn, I couldgo for some wendy's just in a
brown paper bag, right, and itsaid faux faux, faux faux faux,
faux, faux, faux, faux, faux.

Speaker 1 (01:38:47):
No damn, they got that big bag now.

Speaker 2 (01:38:51):
But that ain't for me .
Oh, cookout, cookout's red Imean black and red I be wanting
cookout too.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
That's what.

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
I'm saying it's the colors that get in your brain.

Speaker 1 (01:38:59):
It's too much bread, though that's the only reason
why I don't go for it.
I don't have bread today.
I ain't trying to get more.

Speaker 2 (01:39:04):
You get too much bread, bro.
Alright real, all right, realquick.
What's your cookout tray?
Look like.
For all the people that don'tknow North Carolina.
I don't know where else is that, but North Carolina has this
place.
It's called Cookout Good, cheapfood.
Oh well, sometimes good.
It used to be cheaper, butinflation increased the prices

(01:39:25):
of it.
That's where it used to be likefive bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
I was going to say five dollars you, you get a
whole tray bro.

Speaker 2 (01:39:29):
Whole tray in a shake .
Five, six dollars, I swear bro.

Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
That's what it used to be.
That was like ten dollars atray.
Eight, eight, seven, yes.

Speaker 2 (01:39:36):
Yeah, seven, eight, something like that.
So Let the people know what acookout is.
I've been.

Speaker 1 (01:39:44):
I've been known to Enjoy a glizzy here and there.
So when enjoy a glizzy here andthere, so when the throat gets
itchy.
When the throat gets itchy,that's like right now.
Double hot dog tray.

Speaker 2 (01:39:58):
Double hot dog tray.
I didn't even know you could dothat.

Speaker 1 (01:40:01):
It's right down the menu, baby.

Speaker 2 (01:40:03):
I didn't even know You're too tall.
You thought I pulled up justfor one.

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
You thought I pulled up just for one and I get
another on the side.
Freaky ass.

Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
Comete algo.

Speaker 1 (01:40:15):
Just because two to my tongue might not feel me All
right, man.

Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
So double hot dog tray Chili cheese, mustard
onions.

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
Mmm.
Chili cheese mustard onionsUh-huh On your hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
Chili cheese mustard onions on your hot dogs, all my
hot dogs.
Nine times out of ten they getit right.
Sometimes they hit me with somecoleslaw.
I don't want no fuckingcoleslaw.
My hot dog, get that shit outof here.
And then my sides.
I used to get, uh, chili cheesefries.
Gotta, gotta watch the weight,uh.
So now I get a double Cajunwrap.

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
Okay, double Cajun wrap, double Cajun wrap, double
Cajun wrap.

Speaker 1 (01:40:52):
Saddle buffalo sauce.
Crispy chicken right Crispychicken Chicken tenders.

Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
Fuck it, let's go to cookout.

Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
We might have to go.
And then I gotta stop.
Nah, I gotta stop with that.
Eatin' late, eatin' late, befuckin' me up.
Fuck that, that shit not real.

Speaker 2 (01:41:06):
That shit really just a theory.
That shit a whole conspiracy.

Speaker 1 (01:41:09):
And then the bath.
The bath Depends how I'mfeeling today.
It could be a Large Coke lightice, or it could be a large
sweet tea.

Speaker 2 (01:41:16):
But For people that don't know, if you get the Ice
tea or sweet tea, you get abigger drink.

Speaker 1 (01:41:22):
You do get a bigger drink If you get like a Coke or
something.

Speaker 2 (01:41:24):
It's a large drink, but it's not as large you gotta
order huge oh, huge, hugebecause their tea is.

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
If you see it says huge tea so order instead of a
large cup, order a huge cup.
Oh, my fat ass found that out.
I told her.
I told her oh, this ain't large.
She said that's large.
I said, oh, I want the largeone.
Sweet tea.
She said, oh, baby, that's hugeI said well, give me huge there
what?
What you talking about?
You was a little ass drink.

Speaker 2 (01:41:51):
I ain't not Now, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
You hit my throat, I'm parched.

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
Now, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:41:54):
No hair bro.

Speaker 2 (01:41:55):
Tips and tricks here, cosmic Cove I'm about to show
out.
I'm going to install thistomorrow.
Oh you leaving the game yeahwe're going to Roanoke, virginia
, tomorrow, so I'm about to flexon it Go ahead, did we go cook?
Oh, they don't have cookout,don't they?

Speaker 1 (01:42:07):
work.
I don't know, they might have agun.
They haven't gone.

Speaker 2 (01:42:12):
I mean, I don't know.
We're about to see, I'm goingto see, about to get crazy what
you about to get Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:42:17):
What's your plate?
What's your plate?

Speaker 2 (01:42:18):
Something slight Chicken Chicken baiter.
Chicken baiter.

Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
We masturbating the chicken.

Speaker 2 (01:42:26):
Chicken bacon.
What is it?
Chicken bacon sandwich, cheddar, cheddar bacon sandwich,
cheddar bacon chicken sandwich.
There you go.
Cheddar, bacon, chickensandwich, some shit like that.

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
Bro, what is it like?
The specialty?

Speaker 2 (01:42:38):
Oh, that's some good chicken Right there, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:42:41):
Fuck, is it the crispy chicken or is it like the
the grilled chicken?
It's like Grilled chicken.

Speaker 2 (01:42:48):
Bruh, and you know that place.

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
They cook out, they it's like grilled chicken
Grilled chicken Bruh and youknow that place smells their
cookout grilled chicken.
Oh my goodness, it is thislevel Bruh.
It smells so good.

Speaker 2 (01:42:55):
When you drive by a cookout, it smells so Bruh you
cannot drive by a cookout andnot Once you smell it like you
want some.
Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 (01:43:02):
Like you start, like your mouth starts salivating or
anything.

Speaker 2 (01:43:06):
Then the color red appears in your head.
Yellow, no red and black Likedamn.
I can go for some food, but I'dget the cookout tray right.
I'd get the chicken cheddarbacon sandwich, whatever the
fuck it's called for my sides.

Speaker 1 (01:43:22):
I'm a simple man.
My bad, my bad.
What all do you order on thesandwich, though?

Speaker 2 (01:43:26):
Fuck it.
Throw everything on that thing.
Throw some onions, some sauteedonions.
Throw everything I got to get abang from my butt, whatever.
I don't want, I just throw itout, that's what Sammy does, bro
.

Speaker 1 (01:43:38):
That's what that motherfucker be doing, bro.
He might be ordering.

Speaker 2 (01:43:42):
They can't mess up if I do it that way.

Speaker 1 (01:43:44):
Bro, we were right.
Low key.
Sometimes I'll be ordering likea double cheeseburger.
Double, cheeseburger, bacon,everything on it too.
One time we were like bro, wewere fated bro, and I'm like Sam
, let's go.
He's like all right, bet.
We went, we ordered, we got ourfood.
I asked him what he wanted, bro, he said everything.
I said all right, bet, we getdown, motherfucker, start taking
everything off.
I'm like what the fuck?

(01:44:04):
I like the jester.

Speaker 2 (01:44:11):
I just don't like the execution, bro.
I was like I could have orderedit without it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
you know he's like nah, nah, I like taking it off
myself.
I was like, all right, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
I understand you, Sammy.
I know where you're coming from, Sammy.

Speaker 1 (01:44:26):
There you go bro.

Speaker 2 (01:44:27):
Anywhere, really Anywhere bro.

Speaker 1 (01:44:29):
Everything on it and it starts taking stuff off bro,
because it depends how I'mfeeling.

Speaker 2 (01:44:33):
If I want this, I'll keep it on, if I don't want it,
I'll just take it off.
Right, so I can still choose.
I still have the option tochoose.

Speaker 1 (01:44:39):
I eat everything I do too, but the only thing I don't
like is tomatoes.
I'm going to eat it, bro.
The onions are so good, bro.
I like it because they be thethick-ass onions too.

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
I know, bro, they got a little dice to a little-ass
thing.
Though I like onions, I know alot of people don't like onions.
I love onions, I love onions,bro.
Oh the crunchiness.

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
So good bro, for real bro, and then all their
vegetables of the garden, bro itbe so fresh, so crunchy.

Speaker 2 (01:45:10):
Every bite just stimulates my brain bro, what
was I going to say?

Speaker 1 (01:45:15):
Oh, your sides, my bad.

Speaker 2 (01:45:17):
Yeah the sides.
I'm a simple man, bro.
Simple man.
Y'all heard it here firstReverent simple Fries and hush
puppies, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:45:26):
That's it.
No chili cheese on the fries.

Speaker 2 (01:45:28):
No, no, chili Bruh, it's cause they disappoint me so
much.
They used to give you A wholetray Full of fries.

Speaker 1 (01:45:35):
Yeah, they did Right, like a whole Tray, big ass tray
.

Speaker 2 (01:45:40):
Yeah, they did, they did, cause when you order Double
, fries.

Speaker 1 (01:45:43):
It's like A big tray, yeah, a big tray, just the
fries.

Speaker 2 (01:45:46):
And tell them Throw some chili on top.

Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
Chili cheese.
That's a meal itself.
That's a meal itself.
Right there, you used to beable to Now.

Speaker 2 (01:45:53):
They just give you a little hot dog box and throw a
little bit of fries, a littlebit of chili, that's right, you
right.

Speaker 1 (01:45:59):
You right that shit be hurting my soul, you right?

Speaker 2 (01:46:03):
But them hush puppies is so fucking good.
You do like hush puppies Ifucking love Hush Puppies bro,
they should be putting me in acoma.

Speaker 1 (01:46:10):
You know what's really good for there too, but I
only hate.
I hate it because they onlygive you three Onion rings
Chicken nuggets.
Their chicken nuggets are sogood.
I'm pretty sure it's like thegood brand for Fula.
They got like a good brand ofchicken nuggets.
I'm pretty sure it's that one.
But, bro, it's just so good.
But I only give you three, bro,so I always sometimes if I want
chicken, I'll get double.

(01:46:33):
That's that that one time I wentwith Sammy.
We ate all our food.
We're like, bro, I'm about togo through again.
He said, yeah, go around againbro.

Speaker 2 (01:46:45):
Ate in the parking lot, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:46:47):
we Went back through.
Yeah, in the parking lot.
Bro, we went back through, yeah, in the parking lot bro,
diabolical we bunched down, brodiabolical that's how good
cookout is it really be good,y'all?

Speaker 2 (01:46:55):
it's just don't sleep on it.
Oh, and then the milkshakes.
Fuck bro, that's fuck bro.
Sometimes I always go tocookout just for a milkshake.

Speaker 1 (01:47:06):
Just for a milkshake, bro.
Just cause milkshake.
Just for a milkshake, bro.
Just because that peach cobblerwould be terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:47:10):
I was about to say the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:47:11):
Nah, oh, fuck the cheese caramel cheesecake.
I've never tried that one.
Try that one next time I triedthat.

Speaker 2 (01:47:17):
My go-to is strawberry cheesecake and the
peach cobbler.
The peach cobbler.
I had the watermelon, but thatshit was me.

Speaker 1 (01:47:27):
That shit was ass bro nah, I like, I like the peach
cobbler.
Peach cobbler is just go.
That's like if you can't makeup your mind, just go with peach
cobbler, go with peach cobbler.

Speaker 2 (01:47:34):
That shit is fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:47:35):
You cannot go wrong.
That is like the best one thatis the best one, but the caramel
cheesecake one, bro, I ain'teven thinking.

Speaker 2 (01:47:42):
I ain't never tried that I gotta try cheesecake.

Speaker 1 (01:47:46):
I'm gonna try that this week.
Caramel cheesecake, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:47:49):
But uh, oh shit, my fault.
We still my fault, y'all gotlost.
And then for my drink I'll justget a cheer wine, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:47:56):
Cheer one is so fucking I'm about to start
crying I used to not fuck withcheer one, but but recently I
like I started like puttingcherry stuff in my in my drinks.
Uh-huh, change the game, bro.
If you ever go to full line andI feel like, uh, wendy's or
burkey, you know what they gotin my drinks.
Uh-huh, changed the game, bro,it did bro.
Bro, if you ever go to Fulonnot Fulon, wendy's or Burger
King, you know where they gotthat one machine that has all
the flavors in it.

(01:48:17):
Get you a Cherry Mellow Yellow.

Speaker 2 (01:48:21):
I didn't even know that was a thing.

Speaker 1 (01:48:23):
It's not a thing Out of the wild, it's machines.
Oh shit, oh shit.
Cherry bellow, yellow y'alltried cherry bellow yellow.

Speaker 2 (01:48:34):
That's like if you go pages the game.
That's like if you go to uhwendy's and you get like the
dave soda uh-huh dave soda davesoda they.
So what is it?
Something like that.
It's just like a soda.
It's like not coke or anything,but it's just like dave soda or
some shit like that.
They have this orange pop oneor cream pop, oh that shit like
that cream pop soda.

(01:48:54):
Fuck, bro, you talking aboutsome goodness bro.
That shit be that shit.
Made my eyes roll back when Idrink this, I'll be like that
should be making my toes curl.
Bro, drinking that cream popsoda, bro, orange soda, whatever
you want to call it, but it'sgot, bro, drinking that cream
pop soda, bro, orange soda,whatever you want to call it,
but it's got to be the cream popone, the cream cream pop, okay,

(01:49:15):
okay, like orange nice writerorange.

Speaker 1 (01:49:18):
No, no, no, no, no, that's okay, okay, that shit, or
vanilla bro, oh my god, vanilla, soda vanilla bro, that should
be my downfall bro.
Vandella, I'll put you on.
They got Vandella.
Fuck, let's go right now in thepocket.

Speaker 2 (01:49:32):
We'll catch our next episode nah, but uh, I'll show
you.
I'll show you um júntateconmigo, bro, but um, that's
pretty much like.
I mean, we still got more tosay but, that's pretty much like
a little general basis howsimple little things can care
for you, yeah the mind andeverything y'all see the here
first right, we went off into arant just just it made us think

(01:49:57):
about it and from us thinkingabout it, we promoted it.
Dead ass, dead, dead ass.
Unconsciously, yo just from acolor, from a color to a food
literally just brought it up tofree advertising you can ask me
what I did today at work.

Speaker 1 (01:50:11):
I ain't gonna know.
I ain't gonna know, but this,right now, I remember detail bro
yo ceo right now rubbing hishands like bird man.

Speaker 2 (01:50:21):
Bro, put some respect on my name.
Oh so there's like, like yousaid, it's like influences
buying behavior.
You can shape political viewsby doing this.
You can desensitize us to likeviolence or immorality,

(01:50:42):
normalize surveillance andobedience or even activate, like
hidden psychological triggers.
By doing this, hold on, likethey've done, figured out how to
like, do it to where, like theycan manipulate your emotions or
your cravings, like we show alot of food and everything like,
for example, like um, it's kindof like a mass mind control or

(01:51:05):
kind of like the mk ultra style,like experiments on the public
okay so this I got, I got someevidence, or whatever you want
to go ahead the drink coca-cola,eat popcorn hoax.
So market researcher james uhvickery vickery claimed he
flashed drink coca-cola and eatpopcorn during a movie for just

(01:51:28):
one three thousandth of a second, like just yeah, yeah, real
quick, real quick he said, salesincreased significantly,
significantly.
Years later he admitted it was ahoax, but the public already
believed it was real.
So compare conspiracies, say itwasn't a hoax, it was a
cover-up.
Wait.
So he they said he showed aquick like flash.

(01:51:50):
Yeah, drink coke, eat popcorn.
Uh-huh, his sales went up.
Okay, then he's like I ain'tnever did that okay, okay but
people say like yeah, they'relike no, yeah, you did, okay.
Then you got um.
You got some things like um.
Another like subliminal thing,like off topic, is the Disney

(01:52:11):
stuff.
They had sexual imagery.
I see that too.
That was a big thing.
The Little Mermaid.

Speaker 1 (01:52:18):
That's part of this too, then.

Speaker 2 (01:52:20):
Yeah, this is all part of it.
Shit get deep yeah it gets deepShit.

Speaker 1 (01:52:23):
Get deep.
Hold on, I scratched it, sir.
Hold on now.
This is subliminal images.
Hold on.
No, yeah, this is like thesubliminal images.

Speaker 2 (01:52:29):
Hold on so, like in the VHS cover of the Little
Mermaid.
There's like a phallic shape.

Speaker 1 (01:52:34):
Okay, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:52:36):
It's the tower in the back.
It's the shape of a it's shapedlike yeah, shaped like that.
Like a yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:52:41):
It has a phallic shape Like a cock.

Speaker 2 (01:52:45):
Like a big juice.

Speaker 1 (01:52:46):
Shit big juice, she had veins and everything she was
crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:52:49):
Have you seen the picture, uh-uh.

Speaker 1 (01:52:51):
Oh no, let me show it to you real quick, hold on.

Speaker 2 (01:52:53):
Let me pull this up for you.

Speaker 1 (01:52:54):
Jamie, pull it up.
I was looking at that but I waslike I don't know if that's
part of it.
I don't know if this is so.
This is still part of it, thenFuck bro, that's all.
When I used to watch a littlemermaid when I was little, I
used to get.
When I don't know why I?
Started when I used to watch alittle mermaid when I was young.
I get horny and shit.
I start humping the uh, thecouch and shit.

(01:53:15):
What the fuck?
Disney, disney.
What does it look like?

Speaker 2 (01:53:28):
shit, got the love bumps on it.
Um, yeah, bro, like it has awhole like what penis shape to
the tower in the back on a vhscover.
So they like say they likesneak this stuff.
I don't know why they're.
They're saying they sneak thisstuff in, but they're like do it
as a sign of like that's crazy,bro, that's crazy, we can do
right.

Speaker 1 (01:53:48):
that's crazy, bro, that's crazy, look what we can
do Right.
That's crazy though.

Speaker 2 (01:53:51):
Or like in the Lion King, when Simba collapses on
the cliff, a cloud of dustallegedly spells sex.
What the fuck you never seenthat?
For what reason, though?
I don't know.
Yo, I don't know.
Fuck, but it's like subliminalmessage.

Speaker 1 (01:54:07):
No, but it's like subliminal message.

Speaker 2 (01:54:08):
No, that is, this is stuff that you tell them you
don't watch Lion King.

Speaker 1 (01:54:11):
They wanna go fuck afterwards ay, that might be,
but I used to be my me afterwatching Lion King, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:54:16):
I mean Netflix is essentially associated with sex
in the sense of dun dun, soon asyou log, like soon as you log
in, you're like soon as you hear, the see.
But it's everybody's like oh,I'm about to smash, fuck the
shows.
I'm about to smash cause of thewhole.

Speaker 1 (01:54:31):
I put Netflix in my house, don't, don't, even, don't
, don't even talk to me.
Don't even talk to me, causedon't be acting funny when I say
, when I, when I see on yourleft, you already know what the
fuck going on.
You, you picked Netflix.
You talking about, you want tosee Netflix.
You know what that does to me,girl.
You know how I get you know howI get one too.

Speaker 2 (01:54:49):
As soon as I hear that it's out um there's like a
bunch of other stuff, bro, orlike we talked about music
uh-huh like you can play itbackwards, like in led
zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven.
Some here like satanic phraseslike here's to my sweet Satan.

(01:55:13):
Then you have the Beatles.
Paul is dead.
Rumors say clues were hidden inreverse lyrics.
Jay-z and Beyonce accused ofhiding occult messages with
lyrics containing phrases like666 and Hell, satan, one reverse
, fuck.
I ain't know about all this.
I remember I was a little kidbut I was like sitting there,
bro, headphones on, who was that?

(01:55:35):
I was deep in the rabbit hole,bro.
I'm over here like mind blown.
I was like none of this shit'sreal bro.
None of this shit matters Yo,all right.
So, and this is a political one, like in 2000, george w bush
campaigned ad, flashed the wordrats for a split second while
discussing al gore's health careplan.

Speaker 1 (01:55:54):
It was caught and called an accident, but some
believe it was intentional toevoke disgust subconsciously I
had, I had seen that too, butlike I'm saying, I ain't
thinking that, I ain't thinkingwith that d yeah this is like
this is all the stuff I thoughtit was just influenced me what
to eat what, what to drink, what.

Speaker 2 (01:56:08):
No, no, no, no, no, no no.
You got more stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:56:11):
Just eating stuff.
I don't like this.

Speaker 2 (01:56:13):
This is the good stuff, bro Corporate logos and
messaging Amazon.

Speaker 1 (01:56:17):
The small is an arrow from A to Z Subtle but some say
it suggests total control, likeit suggests they have items
from A to Z.
Yeah, A to Z.

Speaker 2 (01:56:34):
Okay.
Okay, fedex.
Hidden arrow between the E andX suggests movement, delivery,
but seen as a subconscioussymbol of precision and
dominance.
Okay, coca-cola.
Some say it flipped or mirroredparts of the logo.
Spell words in Arabic or formsymbols.

Speaker 1 (01:56:44):
Does it say what the words say?

Speaker 2 (01:56:46):
No, it doesn't say Okay, you got a bunch of other
stuff, you got a, like we said,color schemes to invoke hunger,
arithmetic, I mean rhythmicmusic tied to brainwave
entertainment.
Uh, hidden shapes or facesmeant to make you associate
emotion with products.
Um, let me see, let me think.

(01:57:08):
Um, I'm trying to see, allright.
So some people tie this to likereligious and occult
connections.
So some believe subliminalmessaging is part of, like the
spirit, spiritual war.
So the theory claims that, likedemonic entities influence
culture through music, art,media.

(01:57:29):
So symbols like the all-seeingeye, pentagrams, 666, are hidden
in plain sight.
To try and put that into yoursubconscious mind.
To make you more prone to it orbe influenced by it.

Speaker 1 (01:57:45):
This is reminding me.
There's this movie wherethere's a dude that I don't know
what the basis of the movie is,but he finds his glasses.
He dogs his dude out orsomething.
He picks up his glasses and heputs them on.
He's in New York right now.
There's advertising everywhere.
He puts them on, it has adifferent view.
It starts saying you're sheep,it was like a fast food type

(01:58:10):
billboard and then it says likeyour sheep, uh, uh, keep
listening to us.
Uh like it's some dark shitlike that.
That's like what this isreminding me of hold on.
Let me see if I can find themovie right quick because this,
this shit get crazy.
Hold on it gets pretty crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:58:25):
So you have artists that are accused of selling
their souls to participate inthis right here, like for fame
or whatever.
Uh, kind of like lady gaga,katie perry and little anas x
performances with, like heavyoccult themes super bowl
halftime shows that allegedlydepict ritualistic ceremonies.
So scientists think like thisis like.

(01:58:49):
Maybe that is true maybe itisn't, but it says that most
people can agree that subliminalcues can influence mood or
decisions, but not drastically.
Oh, okay, kind of like we saidif you see the color yellow
you're like, oh, I'm going toget Wendy's.

Speaker 1 (01:59:04):
So they say it's not that deep, or maybe Bojangles.

Speaker 2 (01:59:06):
It'll make you think something, but it ain't gonna
make you pick a certain thing,it'll just lead you in a
direction like into the thoughtyou got, you, got you Okay.
You know what I'm saying yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:59:16):
So I found the movie.
It's called they Live, theyLive, they Live.
This film, a constructionworker finds sunglasses and
reveals a hidden truth A paras.
It's controlling humanitythrough subliminal messages in
media and advertising.

Speaker 2 (01:59:35):
It's like an old movie, but this is exact.
Oh shit, like they be sayinglike obey, oh, that's where that
came from.
Oh, okay, I gotta watch that.
That looks like a good movie.
Oh, my back, it's like a bunchof stuff, bro.
So they said that YouTube andtiktok, like some creators claim
, that content is my bad it'llbe confirmed by conform.

Speaker 1 (01:59:57):
But like that's what the glasses on when they take
the glasses off, it's just likea regular sign, like for oh,
like a jc panty sign, or it's a,or it's like a damn fast food
restaurant sign, but when heputs the glasses on it, that's.
That's what it's saying.

Speaker 2 (02:00:09):
It's a movie, that's black and white, uh, when he
puts the glasses on.
That's what it's saying.

Speaker 1 (02:00:10):
It's a movie that's black and white.
When he puts the glasses on, itturns black and white.
Oh shit, so yeah, so like he'sgoing out and like it's just
normal without the glasses, it'sjust normal.
So once he put the glasses on,he can see the message behind
behind it.
So that's, it's all over thecity like that, like consume it
and stuff like that damn that'spretty scary.

Speaker 2 (02:00:30):
Yeah, that's what it reminded me of.
This chicken is carrying mylittle key hold on there another
example.
This is like the exorcist.
So in the exorcist the demon'sface flashes so fast.
Most people never consciouslysee it, but their brain
registers it and that gets inyour head.
Well, I know you do see it,because they show a whole panel

(02:00:51):
of it, whatever.
But it's just like a, it's justlike something else you could.

Speaker 1 (02:00:55):
Okay, attribute to it Okay.

Speaker 2 (02:00:57):
Okay, uh, what else was there?
That's pretty much it.
I mean, there's countless otherthings you could say or do.
We'll say about the subliminalmessaging, but that's like a
good general basis of it orwhatever.
Did you have anything?

Speaker 1 (02:01:12):
Yeah, let me give you my little simple ass.

Speaker 2 (02:01:13):
Go ahead.

Speaker 1 (02:01:14):
Go ahead my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,
my, my, my, my, my, my middle ofthe word are formatted to look
like steak people holding thechip, while the dot above eye
looks like a bowl of salsa.
It's hard to notice if youdon't know it's there, but
simply by looking at the logothe subconscious mind still

(02:01:35):
likely makes a connectionbetween Tostitos and happy
gatherings.
I like that the KFC DollarSnacker.
Kfc drew negative attention in2008 when they aired a
commercial for its DollarSnacker featuring a green dollar
bill in the lettuce.
You had to slow the commercialway down to see it, but once you
do, it can't be unseen, so it'slike you're just making.

(02:01:55):
You want to buy stuff.
Damn Burger King.
In 2009, Burger King launchedan advertising campaign to
promote its new 7-inch burger,which included a single beef
patty, American cheese, sauteedonions and A1 steak sauce.
It featured a surprised lookingwoman with her mouth agape
facing the product.
The caption reads it'll blowyour mind.
So let me show you that one,Because it looks like the

(02:02:19):
woman's basically about to.
Because it's a long.
It's the long sandwich.
It looks like she's about to.

Speaker 2 (02:02:25):
Deep throat, that thing yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:02:27):
That's literally what it looks like.

Speaker 2 (02:02:28):
Hair in a ponytail?

Speaker 1 (02:02:31):
No, you don't see the ponytail, damn.

Speaker 2 (02:02:37):
Burkine.
It'll blow your mind away.

Speaker 1 (02:02:38):
You tell me, you tell me.

Speaker 2 (02:02:40):
Sex sales, sex sales.
Look at this, though.
Look at this, though.
That's what it is Sex sales6.25 a meal.
What a time.

Speaker 1 (02:02:53):
What a time.
What a time, what a time.
Wendy's updated its logo 2013for the first time since 1993.
While it still retains many ofthe same elements as the
original, the new logo attemptedto create a possible mental
image in the mind of consumersby including the word mom on
Wendy's ruffle collar.

Speaker 2 (02:03:06):
Oh shit, I never noticed that you ain't seen that
it has mom on it, I ain't nevernoticed that you ain't seen
that it has mom on it.

Speaker 1 (02:03:10):
I ain't never noticed that.
When I noticed that, I rememberseeing something about it.

Speaker 2 (02:03:13):
Uh, I have never noticed that to this day.
That's maybe why, uh, why,people like going to wendy's
because his mom is cooking.
That's what it is.
But oh, my goodness, youfigured, we found it, we figured
it out here.
You see it, mom, oh shoot, ohdamn.

Speaker 1 (02:03:32):
But you subconsciously, subconsciously,
you had registered that.

Speaker 2 (02:03:37):
I ain't never noticed that, so yeah, that's basically
it.

Speaker 1 (02:03:38):
It's just.

Speaker 2 (02:03:39):
Damn, I never noticed that.

Speaker 1 (02:03:43):
That's pretty crazy.
Well, yeah, no, your shit wascrazier bro.

Speaker 2 (02:03:47):
That's something Just poop for time for all y'all
people out there listening.
Y'all let us know if y'all haveany subliminal messages that we
missed.
I mean, obviously there'scountless, but yeah, y'all let
us know some good ones that wemissed.
Though.
Let us know, if yours, whatyour thoughts on the theory are.
Let us know if you like themilkshakes or not.

Speaker 1 (02:04:12):
Any of y'all talk shit about cookout.
I'm gonna be at y'all frontdoor with a shotgun.

Speaker 2 (02:04:16):
That was funny, holding my ass cheek, spreading,
spreading my ass cheek, butyeah, we're gonna we're gonna go
ahead and end this episode offnow, but uh, to all the people
that always get to the end ofthe episode, thank you so much
for listening.
Thank you for always tuning infor all the recurring listeners.
Thank you to anybody that thisis your first episode.
Listen to us, you know what acrazy episode.

(02:04:40):
The intro don't match thefucking podcast.
Look, we talk about anythingand everything, but lately it's
just been theories and shit.
I mean we talked aboutetiquette that's.
That's all for like um, theoriesand shit, yeah, but um, y'all
let us know what y'all think.
Y'all can message us and followus at cosmic cove, at
k-o-s-m-i-c underscore c-o-v-e,on tiktok and instagram and then

(02:05:05):
k-o-s-m-i-c space c-o-v-e onyoutube again that's k-o-s-m-i-c
underscore c-o-v-e.
Um, we still post tiktoks up.
I've been slacking on it lately, but uh, y'all go check out the
videos because you know that's.
Uh, it's pretty much likehighlights, I think it's like
some of the best moments, thebest moments in the podcast are

(02:05:28):
like the funny moments in thepodcast that I try and highlight
and then I just try to add likea little bit of a little little
bit of haha he he's by addingmemes and stuff like that don't
please be killing me bro I try,I try, but um be sure to follow
us on there.
You know, I'd really muchappreciate it.
Be sure to rate, review.
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(02:05:49):
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Be sure to leave a review.
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Like on spotify apple musicfive, five out of five, or ten
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You know we greatly appreciateit, helps us grow, it helps us
reach more people.
You know, we really appreciatethat and it just means the world

(02:06:11):
to us.
You know, and I really amgrateful that y'all tune in and
listen.
Still here.
You're still here if you'restill from previous episodes or
whatever but, if not, it's okay.
You know I appreciate you comingback if you did, but, um, I
want to give a shout out to mygirlfriend.
Thank you so much for all thesupport that you give me.
Thank you for helping me outwith my I wouldn't say problems,

(02:06:34):
but my things I had to dealwith.

Speaker 1 (02:06:36):
Thank you for helping me do it.

Speaker 2 (02:06:38):
Shout out to my cousin Pepe.
You know it's always good totalk to him on the phone, but I
know I keep saying we're goingto have guests.
I swear to y'all Write it down.
I'm going to buy a microphone.
Fuck it, we're going to have aguest next month, sometime in
May.
Y'all look forward to having aguest.
It's going to be hosted atYayo's house.

(02:06:58):
He's going to have carne asada.
He's going to have beers,everything hosted by him.
He's going to cook the bris.

Speaker 1 (02:07:05):
I could make a little crazy event Get the juices
flowing.

Speaker 2 (02:07:11):
We'll see how it goes , though, but I promise y'all
we're going to have a guest inMay.
I don't know who it is yet.
We're going to discuss it andsee how it goes from there.
But again, thank you so much,Pepe.
Shout out to my girlfriend,Thank you to anybody that keeps
returning, returning listenersand everybody you know.
Much love, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (02:07:35):
And I listeners and everybody you know, much love.
I appreciate it and I'll catchyou on the next one.
So, oh, wait, yeah you go.
Oh, just savvy good.
Shout out sam, you already know.
Drill the man samuel sosa.
Yeah, yeah, but now that's itthough.
No jeruny, no parents, I don'tknow jeruny.
Uh, yeah, shout out, fuck, fuck.
All of y'all get.
Shout out, fuck damn.
Shout out walbert.
Shout out.
Shout out Wobbuffet.
Low key.
Let's see if he makes it.
This is again.

Speaker 2 (02:07:52):
Go follow Yayo on Snapchat so y'all can see the
stuff that he does what's yourKing, kai Ricky?

Speaker 1 (02:08:03):
all one word, that's right.

Speaker 2 (02:08:04):
So on that note, we'll catch you on an episode.
We'll see you next time.
Sorry, catch and on that note.

Speaker 1 (02:08:11):
we'll catch you on an episode.
We'll see you next time.
Sorry, We'll see y'all.

Speaker 2 (02:08:13):
We'll see you on the next one Peace, peace.

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