EP 50- Snooze or Lose: The Science Behind Your All-Nighters

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh you think darkness is your ally?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
You merely adopted the dark.
I was born in it.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Molded by it.
I see death.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Welcome Cosmic Cole family to another episode of
your co-host, your human boyReverence.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
That's right, it's your boy.
Reverence, reverence, caca,choo, choo, choo, boom, boom,
boom, boom, wild one well, Isaved two words, bro.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
What'd you mean, bro?
I got I don't know whathappened, bro so I was saving
right.
I was just gonna like I wasjust trimming it like just you
know how usually, just just trimit down, but it still looks
like I have some.
I hate it because then I looklike I have a double chin, bro,
and I got it.
I don't know what happened.
I like I was just going, you'recleaning your beard.
Nice you did it yourselfManscaped.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We're not giving free promotion.
No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
I used an anonymous brand that is not paying us to
sponsor them, so I've cleaned itup.
It was good, it was good andthen.
So then you got to use the.
I was using the little thing,the one you gave me.
Oh, the blade, the blade, but Ilike zoned out or something
who's slicing their whole faceoff.
I was just like I kept goingand going and then I looked back

(01:49):
and I was like what am I doing?
And it was already like downhere.
So I tried to fix it up, Likestill trying to have like, but
then I had like this weird-assline, wrong that neck, like that
.
But I was like those bags.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
But we have that little lot like right.
I said, no, I'm not doing that,but I just keep it.
Who would be no money?
Oh, no, baby, no money.
Just has the patch.
No, I don't know who that is.
Oh, you don't know, baby, nomoney.
Did I really forget that melody?
I'm surprised you don't know,bb, no money.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
You heard this song oh yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that duderight, yeah, yeah, and I dropped
that one.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Mm-hmm, oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Okay yeah, what Does he still make?
Music yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
He still does.
Yeah, bro, he's been hangingout with a bunch of the
streamers.
Oh yeah, alright, let me stopBefore I get copyrighted, even
though I think he said You'reable to use his music Only
certain songs, I think.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
About to use it for everything now, but um.
But, yeah, bro.
So I went too crazy with it,bro, and then I tried to fix it
up, but I did the best.
I really don't like how.
It don't look bad, though itdon't look bad, but I don't like
how it don't look bad though itdon't look bad, but I I don't
like, cause.
Then I FaceTimed.
I FaceTimed my brotheryesterday and bro.
And then I don't be here theangle's right, I hit that shit

(03:14):
like From down here but I waslooking at that Turtle from over
the head but I said oh no, ohmy god no.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Who felt cooked.
They said no.
But it's like Look, facial hairis like.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Makeup for girls, bro , and right now, my foundation
is not it.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I did not blend.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
What did they be saying?
This ain't my skin, this ain'tmy color, it ain't work out bro.
No, but it looks good bro.
It don't look too bad.
Clean bro.
No, but it looks good, bro.
It looks good.
Clean it up right there.
Yeah, it does.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
But I know exactly what you mean.
I'm trying to grow my facialhair out too, that's what I
wanted.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
That's why I shaved it, because I was like all right
clearly it's not growing nomore.
I was like let me cut it off soI can influence some growth and
stuff.
I think what I need is thatthing you have that be pricking
you.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
I got one, if you want one.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh, you got another one.
Yeah, that's what I need.
That's what I think I need,because I noticed it still have
spots where it needs them.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
It helps out a lot, bro.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, I'm going to have to start using that.
It helps out a whole lot.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
But I was going to shave mine too.
But it said don't shave, leaveyour hair growing, because
you're going to stop the growthof the new follicles or new
hairs coming in.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
So they said don't shave it.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
I mean they said, you can trim it, but don't cut it
too short.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, I was just trying to trim it, bro, I don't
know, I was just supposed toclean this section up.
Next thing I know hole raisesdown here.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I said bro, wow, bro, wow, I don't know Now all the
huzzas Is gonna be saying On theTikTok, I can't even step out
now, bro.
Who is that guy when?

Speaker 2 (04:47):
y'all FIV go.
We're the early motherfuckersRight there.
Bring the other dude back.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Wasn't gonna say how was your week, bro, how you been
doing, shit was good bro.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Shit Well.
So I put my mom's Bouldering.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Oh shit that's right.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
First time, first time.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
I've never done this in my life.
Whole demo, whole demo group,whole renovation.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
We demo her bathroom, reinforce her bathroom.
Bathroom got painted.
They got wallpaper on itself,they got uh new floor and
everything.
And now the boiler, new tub,nah, no new tub.
They got a they got a standingshower.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Oh, okay, okay and uh bruh so so, uh, now the boiler.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
New tub.
No, no, new tub, they got astanding shower.
Oh, okay, okay, and bro, so Idid it, you know, and I had
never done this.
So I cut the lines andeverything, like I was telling
you, with them.
Shark bites, so easy, soefficient.
So I put one of the pipes, putone of the pipes, ran it down,
somehow it connected, somehow itworked.
I was like, yes, this isworking, this is working.
Yes, tiktok maybe does pay off,right?

(05:49):
I was like, yes, this isworking.
And then I cut one of the pipesthat are already there.
I cut them too short.
So I put the shark bite.
I didn't read the packages.
You know, man don't readinstructions.
We don't need that shit, man.
So now I had to look at theinstructions.
I was like, why is this notworking?

(06:09):
Oh, let me tell you how I foundthat out.
So I connected Everythinglooked good.
Tested, everything looked good.
Everything looked good.
Turned the water on it was goodfor like a couple of seconds
and water started coming out,but it's already like at nine
ten, I think.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
I would've put tape all over it, bro.
Yep, we good to go next house.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
I'm about to put a screw.
Put a screw and piece of woodon top of it, bro.
Um bro, it started leaking.
Bro, the store's already closed.
What do I do now?
So, uh, I tried to fix it thebest I could and it didn't.
It wasn't working, so thatnight I had to let it go.
Bro, tell my mom, look, I ain'tgonna charge you for tonight,
but but look here, y'all ain'tgonna have water till tomorrow

(06:50):
morning Free of charge.
Who a whole real contractor?
Who a real contractor.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
That is real contractor right there.
Look, I know, because I getabout the same thing.
I'll tell you my story.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
I'll tell you so I had to tell the brother break
the news, had to pull in my haton my hand.
You feel I ain't gonna have nowater.
I might want to look somewhereelse to shower tonight.
So I just had to cut the.
I just only thing.
I literally just had to cut thewater off.
That's all I could do becausenot the water was going to keep
on spraying out.

(07:24):
So next day come up, you know,and I bought the stuff and
everything and they had liketheir previous work was like, oh
, so I tried putting the stop.
Just a truck might stop on it.
So I was like okay, so I canstill turn on the water, so I
can still have water.
I cut the pipe.

(07:46):
That wasn't even the issue.
I thought the bottom pipe wasthe issue.
It was where the shark bite was.
That was the issue, because Ididn't leave enough space for it
.
So when I cut the water back on, all that shit started spraying
my face.
I said, oh, I cut the wrong one.
And then the pipe I was tryingto cut, I cut it with these,
with these like uh, plumberscissors, and that shit was just
cracking it.
I know you're not supposedyou're supposed to use a saw for

(08:08):
that Cause if it's too brittle.
So I seen that shit, that shitcracked.
And this is still the same day,taylor and I.
I said fuck man.
So I come by and they had likea weird contraption.
Who would have put it before?
Whoever had done the plumbingbefore?
They had like a half an inch toanother half an inch to an
elbow, and then the elbow goesto a three-quarters and then it

(08:30):
goes to another three-quarters.
It was crazy, crazy stuff.
So that new day, you know, yourest your brain working.
I look at it.
I'm like, okay, I see what theproblem is.
I see where he fucked up.
I see where the previous dudefucked up.
I ain't fucked up, it was theprevious dude.
So all I needed was an elbowadapter from a half an inch to
three quarters, that's it.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
That's it.
That's it.
I was overcomplicating that atfirst.
It be like that.
Sometimes I was going to ripeverything out.
I was about to run new lines,bro.
I was about to tear out theseptic tank, bro, About to start
right there.
So yeah, bro, All I need isjust one elbow.
Oh, and I go to Lowe's bro.
Bitch-ass, Lowe's bro.

(09:12):
Know what they do, bro Bro theydon't got shit where it's
supposed to go, bro, they like.
So the first time I it was nota.
It was not an easy project.
First, bro, I found stuff thatI needed before at a different
section, like it was, like itwas in the same section.
But I was going all based offthe pictures that they had on
the boxes where, well, what Ineeded wasn't there.

(09:36):
So I thought like bro, oh,that's why I was over
complicating it.
So I was like bro, they don'tgot what I need.
So how am I gonna do this?
I'm looking for something else.
I'll find the piece that I need.
But uh, in the end it allworked out.
I just I just need that littleelbow.
I put it, it worked.
It worked at that moment.
So I told everybody you know,just run the water, make sure
it's working, everything, blah,blah.
Yesterday I got a call.

(09:58):
It's already like 10, it wasalready about to be 11.
It had gone to the house tomake sure everything was good.
Everything was good.
So I leave At 10,.
They call me talking about hey,they said damn Luckily my child
in the street, y'all rightthere, sammy, because he was
looking how I was doing stuff.
He was watching how I was doingit, so I was able to tell him

(10:20):
so.
So what was happening?
The pipes it doesn't have Ineed to get that now that I
remember they're just laying,they're just like floating Don't
have no support.
So the pressure of the waterand the weight of the water was
pushing it down and at the topof the boiler, where the water
comes up from, it started likedisconnecting a little bit.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
So all you had to do was just tighten it, bro.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
my mom called me hysterical crazy.
I'm like, bro, I don't knowwhat the fuck.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
She said this guy don't know what he doing.
This contractor I'm never goingto contract.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Just give me Sammy, sammy knows what.
Because she was like no,sammy's doing it wrong.
I was like bro Sammy don't knowwhat he doing.
So then I got my best guy onthe job I got.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
my best guy on the at the homeowner's house.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
That's real contract.
The baby you charge, you charge25 000.
He only get a 500.
But uh, so all we had to dobecause we did it for the other
pipe we just had to like, uh,put some support on it so the
pipe wasn't just floating somepeople use that strap thing.
Uh-huh, yeah, I'm gonna gounderneath the house and put
some straps, uh uh tomorrow, butyeah, that's all.
So, sammy, we managed to tiethat off and then he tightened

(11:31):
it, tied the uh the hose yeah,the hose, and that was it, that
was it so it worked it worked,it worked and it's all working.
As of now, next episode, I'lllet y'all know the house letter
or not wait, but what about theboiler?

Speaker 1 (11:46):
you said you put a new boiler in.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, yeah, that all of that was from the from the
new boiler because that whenthey did it, or whoever did it,
they left the pipes in front ofthe boiler.
So it is.
It's only only got like.
It was only like 20 inchesahead, so I couldn't take out
the boiler without breaking thepipes Dang, so y'all had to buy
a new boiler.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
New boiler how much was the new boiler?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Four something.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Four grand for a new boiler.
No, no, no, no, 400.
No, no, no, four grand.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Chill, chill.
Who said four grand no?

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Four grand for a new boiler, nah, $400.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
grand friend no $400.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Okay, that's still.
That's still quite a bit.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
That's still something for the working man,
right, that blue collar family,that's still something.
So, uh, yeah, so $400, and thenthe new pipes, and with all the
stuff and everything, it waslike maybe $100, $200 more, but
uh, yeah, so everything new.
Now, though, and the reason whyI fucked up is because they
haven't been draining the boiler.
I didn't know you had to dothat either, but look at the

(12:47):
line, aaron the Plumber, you gotto drain the boilers, like
every year or every so often.
So the sediment, because thesediment becomes corrosive if it
stays at the bottom.
And the sediment.
That's literally what happened.
It busted out from the insideand it was leaking.
But yeah, bro, new boiler,y'all need a new boiler and

(13:08):
y'all need something installed.
It might not work.
Hit me up.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Right, if you're inside the North Carolina region
, we'll go as far as Texas.
Fuck it.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
God.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
And by we I mean Yayo .
As long as he can stay at yourhouse, he'll work on your and by
Yayo I mean my best man on thejob but uh, what was I gonna say
?
No, bruh, I feel your pain,bruh, but when I was working as
a contractor for Spectrum oh,this was for Spectrum- yeah, I
was a.
I was a contractor or whatever,my first.
I was still getting trained,bro, and I didn't have a

(13:43):
flashlight and I got underneaththe house.
The dude's like cut this wire,make sure you cut it.
He's like just follow it fromhere and then go all the way
down.
Well, I was following him, andthen it goes over some duct work
and over like the HVAC systemor like around the HVAC system
or some shit, and I lost it, soI had to crawl underneath
something to get to the otherside and then I see the wire.

(14:04):
I'm like I think this is thewire I'm tugging.
I'm saying hey, is this thewire?
He's like, yeah, that's it.
And I'm like grabbing two wires.
I'm like, wait a minute, it'stwo wires.
I get my phone out.
It's dark under there, Dusty.
My glasses are all dirty.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
I'm making sure I hate when they do that.
I'm making sure I'm cutting theright wire.
So I'm over here looking atthis thing like you.
Wanna make sure it's the rightone.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, I was like I can't fucking tell this.
He's like what color is it?
I was like, well, it's fuckingdark down here, so it's black I
was like it's fucking blackright now, fucking dumbass.
He's like just cut it thing.
And I said that thing, saidthat shit sparked this shit.
I said it was a live wire, livewire, bro.

(14:47):
I died bro, I died there.
But yeah, after I respawned, go, oh, y'all listening to a ghost
.
If y'all, y'all need to comefind me, this is, this is a
message.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Y'all gotta come, come and find my body to put me
to rest.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
This is my spirit talking, please come he's
holding on to the, to the line.
Nah, homerun, that shit said,and I was like, uh oh, I didn't
say nothing at first and I justcut the other one after that
Record scratch.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
You better wonder how I got here.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
I looked to the side.
I was looking at the wall likeit was a camera.
I said Did that heart gulp?
I said Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
I think I made a mess duh.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
And then, um, I crawled out and you know I
crawled out all muddy and shit.
He's like you good.
I was like, yeah, man, westraight Me over.
I was like, man, I gotta tellthem I fucked up, I got to,
because I usually own up, I, Ialways own up to my mistakes I
will call myself out on mymistakes.

(16:12):
If I fuck up, I'll come up toyou personally myself and say,
hey, I did this and this.
You know, I fucked up.
Whatever I need to do to makeit right, I'll do it.
And so we're gonna sign ahomeowner.
Keep in mind, the homeowner isa sheriff hey, yo it's, a it's a
lady, she's a sheriff orwhatever, and the husband's

(16:35):
inside too.
Stay at home, dude.
Whoa, what, what, what a laughyou know, these days and times
living the life, I'm all forwomen working and man men
staying home.
We love that here.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
We love that here.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
We support that at Cosmic Cove, Y'all girls make
y'all bag Chase that bag Get it,sis.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
We love women in male-dominated fields.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
Get that blue-collar job.
Yes, girl, do that plumbingshawty.
Do my floors Run my HVAC system, put my boiler in.
Put my boiler in.
But, bruh, I was like, oh shit.
And then the husband comesaround.

(17:21):
He's like, hey, our HVAC systemdoesn't work, there's no power
to the control panel.
I started sweating, bro.
I'm looking at that.
What a coincidence.
I was just underneath there.
I didn't see that.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
I'm hitting with that that's weird.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
so then I looked out of the window like I was staring
into a camera again looks likeI gotta confess.
So then I looked out of thewindow like I was staring into a
camera again and I said dude,Looks like I got to confess.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Who the fuck you talking to?
What the fuck wrong with yourdude man?
I noticed he did that earliertoo.
What the fuck wrong with it?

Speaker 1 (18:00):
No, no, it cuts to like, it does like the Jersey
Shore type shit or like themshows like that.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Or like, oh, like with the interview, yeah, or
like from the office, likethey're like having a scene play
out, oh, solo by themselves,yeah, and then they do like the
interview solo thing, Cut to me.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
I don't know what happened.
I was just underneath there.
I couldn't see nothing.
He said the black wire, it'sdark, everything's black.
So I cut it.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
They cut to the other dude.
I really don't know.
I just sent him down there Todo something.
Now they're telling me, theedge right don't work.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
The whole time it's me in their living room.
Recording myself Talking to thewhole manic episode, whole
fever dream and Bruh, I saw the.
The wife comes out, the sheriffGunning him With a revolver.
What's going on here?
I'm over here, she, um, shereminded me of melissa mccarthy,

(18:53):
right, you know the, the ladyfrom.
She's the actress, right, theactress lady she's a little
chunky lady yeah, she'd bemaking like funny, yeah, yeah
well, I think she lost a lot ofweight now, but I think, yeah, I
think so too, but her she wasuh, she reminded me of her like
straight up like her okay shecame out, she's like what

(19:13):
happened?
And I'm like, all right, I'mgonna confess, because I'm not
trying to do time.
I was sitting here by.
I know, I'm just joking.
No, I was like, um, all right, Iwas like I may have cut your
wire, okay I was like I'm sorry,I didn't mean to, I couldn't

(19:34):
tell, I didn't have like theproper flashlight, bro, like it
was the phone.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Oh, just, it was like a different phone.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
The flashlight was like as yeah it didn't have
enough lumens on it for all thepeople.
For if you know, you know.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
But it didn't have enough lumens on it For all the
people, if you know, you know Atleast 4,000 lumens to work
underneath the house.
At least 40,000 lumens, oh,40,000.
Oh, yeah, yeah, 40,000, that'sright.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
On a headlamp.
Come on, I'm not asking for toomuch.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
On a headlamp.
Your head going to be Fordheadlights right there.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
LED bar light bar on my head the headlight gonna
leave a mark on your foreheadand me cutting it on the
freaking, the squirrel, theraccoon underneath the house
like that sponge about me withthe eyes, with the eyes my eyes
but yeah, I told her I was likeI may have cut your wire or

(20:24):
whatever.
I didn't mean to.
You know I'll do whatever itneeds I need to do to make it
right.
And she was like she wasn'tpissed off she was like
understanding, because the dudetold her that I was being
trained or whatever okay, sothey knew what to expect okay I
don't mean to be that guy, but Iwas that guy in the instant, in
that instance where oh fuck,it's new guy oh I didn't want to

(20:45):
be that guy, but I was that guyin that instance.
Honest mistake, honest mistake,or whatever.
And the husband's over theregetting riled up oh, what are we
going to do?
I'm over here sweating.
Shut your housewife up, boy.
I can't even play myPlayStation, bro.
I'm about to slap the dog shitout of you.
Right now, bro, your wife isout there putting her life on

(21:07):
the line.
You worry about that stupid assPlayStation 4.
Play your role as a housewifeand go clean some shit.
Go make dinner.
Your place is in the kitchen,you tool.
Why is this dishwasher talkingto me?
Let the real man talk.

(21:29):
Oh shit, and he's pretty upsetabout it.
He's like it's so hot in hereI'm burning up.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Oh my, he's not even paying.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
I know, bro, it's over, he's going into that road
too hard.
Yeah, he's trying to get thebag from spectrum right.
And uh, you know the lady.
She was like it's okay, youknow I'm going to work.
So she was pretty much like Iain't got to deal with it.
She stuck her hand behind her.
I had to dap her up real quick.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
That's a leg, that's a real one.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Hit her with that I feel you twin.
And then after that, my trainer.
He was like well, we got tocall the manager and see what
they're going to do.
We had to call a team HVAC guysto go down there and fix it.
Damn, I could have done thatmyself.
You should have called me bro.
All they had to do was kill thepower and they could have

(22:26):
spliced it.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Splice it.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Two wire nuts.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
That's what they did.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
That's exactly what I know.
That's what they did that'swhat they did, bro.
I know exactly what they saidFor two wire nuts.
You hear that I'm about to getpaid.

Speaker 2 (22:45):

Speaker 1 (22:47):
That's exactly what they did.
So $400 later Damn.
It all got resolved.
At least it got fixed.
At least it got fixed $400later for them just to strip it.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
They charged you for that right.
Uh-huh, I had to pay $400.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
You had to pay Out of my own pocket.
Keep in mind I was a trainer atthe I mean trainee at the time.
Nah, bro, they said, yeah, youain't getting paid.
Give me that $400.
Keep in mind, I was making goodmoney.
I was making good money, butfuck me bro, $400?
Nah, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
I'm here to make money and not lose money.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Right.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
I bet, I bet for it.
I don't even got to be here forthe day then.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Bet, you're not getting a cent out of me, I'm
gone.
Nah, you good, I love that man,you good.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yeah, bro.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Nah, that shit was crazy.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
They don't got insurance.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Mm-mm.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Spectrum.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
No, because I was a contractor, so Spectrum really
didn't have nothing to do withit.
It had nothing to do with it.
It was us, bruh, because youknow, spectrum throws the jobs
to us.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Oh, that's right, we're responsible.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
That's right, that's right, yeah, so it was well, I
was like subcontracted orwhatever, whatever you want to
call it.
But yeah, that was pretty muchit bruh, that shit was awesome.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Damn that shit gay.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
That shit was ass.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
I feel your pain.
I understand that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Making a mess at a homeowner's house.
I know exactly what happened.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
I know exactly what happened, nah, I charged my
homeowner, I charged her.
I asked her.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
It's going to be about three bills.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
I was joking with that because I think my sister
was the one paying for stuff andI was like hello bro, shit
about $1,500,.
My boy, I'll send you aninvoice tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
I got to pay the guys Every minute bro, Every chance.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Hey bro, when my $1,500 at?
Bro Bro, I can't go on by here.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Hey bro, you got that money yet, hey, twin, I'm going
to need that money soon, twin,before I send my peoples out
here.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Shit, I'm playing, bro, damn, I'm playing.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
We'll type it up after the episode.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
We will type it up.
We'll type it up real quick.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
What's this?

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Hey the invoice.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
You signed this, so I'm going to see you in court.
I'll rip that bullet out rightnow.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
I'll take that with me.
I'll take that bitch with meright now.
I got rope on the back of mytruck.
I'll pull that.
They're empty.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Yeah, once they're empty.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Yeah, but I really broke it because I wanted to get
it by myself.
Well, I wanted to go, mom, toolow.
I was like all right Time to dosome man shit.
And I was like, bro, I'm notgoing to get this.
And then I just started moving.
I said, oh, this ain't heavy atall.
I thought I needed it.
I thought I was about to call awhole Whole crane, bro, whole

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forklift.
We gonna have to Take out theroof, break it down, put it in
there.
That's what I thought, bro.
That's why I was Quoting her atfirst, bro, but nah.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
But you're telling me they don't do it that way.
I mean, you can't.
No.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
But yeah, bro, that was it.
Though, bro, that shit was theTwo fails, but I finally got it
right.
I'm about to call him later,bro.
Don't call me today, but I knowit's good, but I'm going to
take it back.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
You got to tell him everybody cut on all the water,
all the sinks, flush all thetoilets at the same time and see
what happens.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Nah, bro, no-transcript, don't use no
water, let it fill up.
I see my sister over thererunning water.

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I'm like what are you doing,bro?
I need that thing to fill up soI can see if it's working, if
it's good.
But nah, work it all.
It all worked for a little bit,but I finally got it fixed and
everything's good, so hell yeahthe accomplishment just a little
small, like we said, if y'allneed your boilers redone.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Hit up my boy, yaya.
We'll go as far as texas fuckit.
We'll go all the way tocalifornia.
I'll go to the north atlanticreally fuck it.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
Canada, here we come, canada, canada in the coast
shouting can't, dody, can't dothat, bro, can't do that, bro.
That water work, working withwater, bro.
You got to do that during thesummer, bro, I ain't doing that
during the winter.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Why not, bro, make some more fun?

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Going to have frostbite?
Going to lose my hands?

Speaker 1 (26:56):
All right.
So that's enough, cheeseman,but go ahead.
Next episode next but, um,let's go ahead and dive into
this then.
Sorry y'all you know, thank youfor listening to our, our
antics little rant, a littlerant.
Hopefully y'all got a couplelaughs out of that.
But today we're going to betalking about the effects of
lack of sleep.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
That's right.
Sleep deprivation for all thosepeople don't be getting yo yo
seven, nine hours of sleep.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Seven, nine y'all dead.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
I need 14 but I feel like I need 14, but I feel at
least 24.
You feel at least 24 becausethen I really don't know, how do
you track how much you sleep?
Do you kind of do you knowabout how much you think you
sleep?
No, I think I get at least.
I think at least five like good, like actual, like sleep, like

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I'm asleep, like oh okay, likethat's what you mean.
Yeah, like, at least good likeand I know I'm asleep cause I I
wake up in the morning sometimesor like who?

Speaker 1 (27:56):
said I wake up, get horny, beat myself, go back to
sleep y'all telling me y'all.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Y'all telling me y'all just fall asleep like that
.
Y'all telling me y'all don'tstroke y'all shit before I can't
, I can't Mid-edge Fallingasleep.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
mid-edge it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
You wake up, you scare yourself, huh, huh.
Who is this?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Huh, la mano peluda.
What are you doing to me?

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Shit shrinks in your hand.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Get this off of me, these sinner activities.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Nah, but I think I get about, I think, at least a
good five.
I think I sleep for about seven, but I think, like you feel
like like total conscious typeshit, yeah, conscious, I think
five, but I, I, I try to sleepat least seven, seven hours, but
, um, I still feel tired.
Though, that's it.
That should be whack, but you.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
You don't have your watch anymore.
Yeah, I do.
You know your watch doesn'ttell you.
Uh, I used to leave it chargingso I never seen you where your
watch.
And I think about it it's stillthere, oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Yeah, I just put it on, but it's I.
I lost the charger for it so Iwasn't wearing it for a while,
but the new charger that I have,I can just set it on there.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
So I'll set my phone on there and then oh, your phone
does it too.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Now, like you can set your phone on top.
Yeah, I can set my, so yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
I just put it off and then I put my watch on it but
it doesn't track my sleep, damn,and I can't sleep with it on,
because I usually try to sleepwith it on but I get like hot,
like if I have eight, because Ineed cold, if I have eight, they

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on me, it'll start likebothering me.
I'll notice, I will wake up andstart like scratching myself
Because it'll just be itchy.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Damn bro.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
That's my worry.
Watch and then it don't let mebeat my media because it's on
the left hand, Because I'mtrying to use.
You know, I'm trying not to usemy right hand because I'm too
far on my right hand now.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
I'm trying to do the… .
I'm trying to level out.
I'm trying to level out youhear me, was it the stranger
syndrome thing?

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Nah, when you sit on your head.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Nah, I'm trying to lay on my hand.
Let it go to sleep.
Nah, y'all follow us at CosmicColor for all the-.
Talk about style For all thetips.
Cover myself up, yo, yo, hey,hey, I'm a whole freak.

(30:22):
Cover my mouth up.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Rope playing with myself.
Trap a rope around my shit.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
Just lean back, Look at everybody agreeing.
They said mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
That ain't no quick escapade.
I thought it was normalactivities that people do.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
I guess I'm the weirdo.
I walk in, though you got awhole bag on your back.
You just see me the trash bag,the thick-ass contractor bag,
like going into my mouth, goingout Big-ass black bag.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
No, reverence Cut it open.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
No, I was so close.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
I was close, you were supposed to say bro.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
But um no, bro, Whole free, bro, whole free.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Cosmic cold.
Full of free, full of freaks,bro.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Y'all just don't know .
Y'all don't know how I get down.
Y'all just don't know.
Y'all don't know how I get down.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Y'all leave that boring.
Y'all be too boring man.
Y'all talking about just Lotion.
If y'all really want, usebutter, use butter.
Yo, y'all want some real shit,use a bar and stick with butter.
You can get it done With half astick.
But if you use a whole steaknow you working If you're going

(31:43):
for speed.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Petroleum jelly, oh shit, speed, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
That thing about to fall out of my head.
She's going to hit the TV,she's going to come off.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
But my fault y'all.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
We can get off topic.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
My fault y'all, we keep getting off topics, sorry,
sorry.
But yeah, sleep deprivation,sleep deprivation, yeah, yeah,
yeah Go ahead, let the peopleknow what this all, how it
affects the mind.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Okay, okay, the science behind it.
So not getting enough sleepdrains your mental abilities and
puts your physical health atrisk.
News to me Science has linkedinadequate slumber with a number
of health problems, from weightgain to a weakened immune
system.
So it'll fix, alright.
So I'm about to go througheverything that it'll fix.

(32:31):
Go ahead.
Well, I'll let you.
I'll do like, because it's likea Nah, you got it, my note's
built different, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Alright, you do all that.
I'm like, yeah, next got itright.
My note's built different, goahead, all right, you do all
that.
I'm like, yeah, next subject,all right.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
So?
Central nervous system.
Your central nervous system isthe main information highway of
your body.
Sleep is necessary to keep itfunctioning properly, but
chronic insomnia can disrupt howyour body usually senses and
processes information Duringsleep pathways from between
nerve cells or neurons in yourbrain that help you remember new
information you've learned.
Sleep deprivation leaves yourbrain exhausted so it can't

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perform its duties well.
You may also find it moredifficult to concentrate on
learning things.
The signals your body sends mayalso be delayed in, decreasing
your coordination and increasingyour risk for accidents.
Sleep deprivation alsonegatively affects your mental
abilities and emotional state.
You may feel more impatient orprone to mood swings.
It can also compromisedecision-making processes and

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creativity.
If sleep deprivation continueslong enough, you could start
having hallucinations, seeing orhearing things that aren't
really there.
A lack of sleep can alsotrigger mania in people who have
bipolar mood disorder.
Other physical risks includeimpulsive behavior, anxiety,
depression, paranoia, suicidalthoughts.
You may also end upexperiencing microsleep during
the day.

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During these episodes, you fallasleep for a few to several
seconds without realizing it.
Microsleep is out of yourcontrol and it can be extremely
dangerous if you're driving.
It can also make you more proneto injury if you operate heavy
machinery at work and havemicrosleep episode.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Damn, I actually have fun facts about the microsleep.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Go ahead bro.
Go ahead bro, because I waslike microsleep.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
What the fuck is that Right?

Speaker 2 (34:09):
So oh, my, my, my, oh , no, go ahead.
I was going to say not knowing,I've had that before.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
I have microsleep, every, have micro sleep right
now.
So micro sleep is just like abrief, involuntary episode of
sleep that can last from afraction of a second up to like
30 seconds.
It's pretty much when like yourbrain like just pretty much,
like you like zone out.
Yeah, you zone out zoning outis essentially your micro sleep
because your brain's like justshut off pretty much.
It's uh, it's from theprefrontal cortex and uh
thalamus, which controlsattention and alertness.

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It says you can still bephysically sitting up or walking
, but you're not mentallyconscious of what's happening.
So, for an example of microsleep is like zoning out or
blinking slowly or like a likelike a lizard you blink like
this oh no, hey, am I seeinganybody blinking like?
that.
No, bro, I'm zoned out bro,they just go oh no right eye

(35:14):
blinks before the left no, I'mhere so they said you can either
like start dropping your head,or sun and jolting.
Uh, feeling like you skipped amoment or forgot when you were
what you were doing oh my bad tocut you off no I already know
what you're going with that goahead, go ahead is it because,

(35:36):
okay, so there's a?

Speaker 2 (35:38):
well, I don't know, you know, but does that include?
Because sometimes I'll bedriving Mm-hmm and I'm just
driving and then I'm like, howthe fuck did I?
Get here Microsleep, microsleep, microsleep.
Oh, I've been going like a good30 minutes like this.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
That's like signs of yeah, yeah, that's signs of
microsleep.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yeah, I'm like, oh shit, we're like farm ends for
the job.
I was like probably just thatthe hell Like what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (36:01):
It's essentially the autopilot mode is what they call
it.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
That's what that is.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
It's like an autopilot mode.
So, because it's common forlike truck drivers, like truck
drivers would tend to do that oh, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
I thought I was just locked in.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
I was like I don't need to be away from this, I
already know muscle memory,right, that's, that's what I
thought it was.
I thought it was just musclememory, like I'm this good.
So the reason why microsleephappens is because your brain's
safety valve um it pretty muchlike force resets you.
It's like your brain's tired,it's like I need a quick break
and then it pretty much likegets a little quick break from
whatever, a hell of a break.
But your body is still like anautopilot mode, so to say.
And you can still do your tasks.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
That is scary.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
You're a whole zombie , bro You're a whole hustler.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
That is scary.
Be over here and think I got asuperpower.
No, motherfucker, you can'tsleep.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Because your body is so used to the same moments.
Or you're driving and you'rejust sitting there like you zone
out yeah, that's how people getin the wrecks.
Y'all make sure to payattention when y'all driving Low
key, low key, like I said, anexample is like driving home

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realizing you don't rememberanything about the drive.
It's actually common in sleepdeprived individuals or those
with chronic stress or peoplesuffering from, uh, dissociative
states oh shit, okay, okay.
so, um, obviously, the dangersof micro sleep is like driving
uh-huh people like yeah, that'swhy some people tend to be like
like you can see they're lookingat you, but they're like still

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driving.
You're like, bro, you're aboutto fucking hit me, you're about
to freaking side-spot me.
You're about to like payattention, Then you'll see them
like jolt and be like oh shit,and they'll either give you the
finger or tell you my bad orsome shit like that that
happened to me, my bad.
No, you got it.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
You got it.
That happened to me the wholeparking lot, like you know how
you're supposed to go around.
She was just cutting and I knew, like I thought she saw me.
I thought she was going to stopand I was just going slow
because you know, and she wasjust like she about hit me.
So I had to, like physically Iwas like bro, she's not stopping
.
I stopped and it was like if Iwould have kept going, she was

(38:17):
going to straight up.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Yeah, she's like T-bone.
Yeah, T-bone.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
But she like, she literally did that.
She was like oh, I'm sorry, Iwas like there ain't no way
you're not paying attention.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Yeah, bro.
And then I see her.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Bro, she was a whole nurse.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
She was a nurse, bro, so that's probably what it her,
but her man was mad at her.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Oh, for real.
Yeah, I think he was apassenger, bro, because they got
off.
I didn't even realize he waslike whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
He was grabbing onto the oh shit bar, to the little
sidebar right there.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Going five miles per hour
in the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
That's how it be, bro , but I didn't realize.
I thought they were leaving,like the videos on Instagram.
He's like almost got into anaccident.
Boss.
There's a dude coming up fromthat stop sign Whoa almost died.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
That video's cracking me up, bro.
Every time I see those videos,bro, I think they just do
voiceovers on it now, like theyjust use his voice, bro.
But yeah, because I didn't evennotice, I didn't like where I
was.
I yeah, because I didn't evennotice.
I probably I didn't like whereI was.
I was like, no, I gotta parkover here.
So I parked over here and sammywas like bro, there goes that
cup, there goes that lady almosthit you.
I was like where and her dude,bro, her dude was mad as hell,

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like you get like he wasphysically like mad, I'm
guessing, because like,obviously she was about a and
she had a nice ass, uh, brandnew tahoe too damn.
So I'm pretty sure he was.
He was like, obviously I toldyou, let me try, I'm pretty sure
, I'm pretty sure that are youthere?

Speaker 1 (39:42):
but yeah, but so then I saw the car going like this
and I saw shadows going likethis.
What's going on there, I don'tknow.
But, um, just a little quick f5for y'all people.
A little ps8 how to preventmicro sleep and the idle
autopilot mode.
I need this.
Go to sleep.
Okay, you can't substitutesleep.

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You gotta sleep seven to ninehours per night.
Don't be on that saratoga planthinking you're gonna get your
life together if you ain't gonnaget your sleep huh, what is
that?
Is that oh?

Speaker 2 (40:15):
oh that drink, that Influencer dude, he be like time
stamp.
Oh, he be waking up like 4 inthe morning.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Yeah, 4 in the morning 4.15, he's at the NBA
game.
5.10, he's in the pool.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Don't be doing that.
Y'all Sleep, sleep.
We came here to tell y'allsleep.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Right, get y'all sleep, get that beauty rest.
You can't be todo feo In LosCalles like that you gotta make
sure.
You get your beauty sleep.
You know, for all the fellasout there, what's up any homes?
Make sure you get your sleep.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
You got a little real firme out there, right.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
You know you can't be , you can't be having the fresh
cut and everything.
Then you go out looking likeDamn this motherfucker.
Look like a zombie Right Alldark circles around his eyes.
He looked like he get beatright.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Oh, that's the one thing I hate I used to have.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Well, I don't have bags or dark circles.
I hate that.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
So much instantly, bro.
This motherfucker don't sleep.
I used to get those back when Iused to stay, bro, back when I
was younger bro, my sleepschedule was horrible, horrible,
I'm talking about up three,four, although we used to not
even sleep.
We used to not even sleep.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Bro, I'd be looking frigging sun in my eyes.
Oh, what the fuck is that lightAin't no damn way there's sun
out there.
I hear the birdsDoop-a-doop-a-doop.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Boy, that was a crazy time.
Well, that was a crazy time.
Like you start feeling those.
You start feeling that theolder you get, because, I swear,
when I was younger I thought Iwas invisible, invincible.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
But it all catches up eventually it caught up, it
catches up.
So another thing to helpprevent it is power naps.
10 to 15 minutes can break thecycle and refresh alertness 10
to 15,.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
I need like a good two, three hours.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Another good thing is caffeine.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Caffeine helps briefly, but tolerance builds
quickly yeah you become tallerand you build a tolerance for
the caffeine I feel like I gettoo jittery when I don't sleep
and drink, and then drinkcaffeine.
I get too jittery.
I used to drink coffee a lotbut I've stopped and I want to
drink it like a little bit ofcandy.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
I get like too jittery like Sammy, the squirrel
from over the edge.
Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, exactlylike that yeah, bright lights
and movement stimulate alertness, but don't replace rest.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Avoid monotony what that is just like boring tasks
fuck like if you're driving,don't drive.
I was about to say so.
I should have driven.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Let go of the wheel, let go of the pedal.
A little fun fact, though,about microsleep.
Some people claim that whenthey do microsleep they hear
like voices, music, or seeflashes of images essentially
hallucinating while they'reasleep.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
I mean while they're awake.
Oh shit, bro, that's probablywhat I'd be having, because I'd
be happy, because I'd be likeI'd be having my headphones,
this podcast or whatever, andthen I'm like you say something,
and then he'd be like, huh, yousaid something right now,
didn't you?

Speaker 1 (43:08):
damn, bro, whole time or that, that that micro sleep
telling you going on coming ohno, that's just, that's just a
regular thing really.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Whether I sleep or not, that's just a regular thing
really.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Whether I sleep or not, that's just a regular thing
.
What you got now.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Ruff.
No, you're good.
That was good, alright, okay.
Immune system.
When you sleep, your immunesystem produces protective,
infection-fighting substanceslike antibodies and cytokines.
It uses these substances tocombat foreign invaders such as
bacteria and viruses.
Certain cytokines.
It uses these substances tocombat foreign invaders such as
bacteria and viruses.
Certain cytokines also help youto sleep, giving your immune

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system more efficiency to defendyour body against illness.
Sleep deprivation prevents yourimmune system from building up
its forces.
If you don't get enough sleep,your body may not be able to
fend off invaders.
It may also take you longer torecover from illness.
Long-term sleep deprivationalso increases your risk for
chronic conditions such asdiabetes mellitus and heart

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disease.
So I mean, that makes sensebecause, yeah, when you're sick,
that's why I'll be telling yourest up.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
That makes but like it makes sense, but I don't know
why I'll do that but I don'tknow, bro, because when you,
when you get sick, do you rest,like, do you get rest?
Or what do you do see when?

Speaker 2 (44:25):
I'm sick I think I don't know if it's everybody,
this is me.
When I'm sick, I'm like, okay,I'm sick.
I usually, if I'm really sick,I don't go to work.
So with that I'm like, let mehop on again, and so I don sleep
, and then I just wait untilit's nighttime to fall asleep
again.
Sorry y'all.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
We had to go take a quick intermission break because
the camera had died, but it isback, it is alive and it is good
.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
I don't rest.
That's the bad thing about it.
Unless I'm like I feel like I'mdying, then I'll rest.
But apart from that, I was justyou just stay in bed then.
Yeah, I usually just stay inbed Like if I'm sick I'm not
doing anything, because usuallyif I'm sick I'm getting nauseous
or I get headaches and stufflike that, so I can't really be
doing anything.
Y'all know how men are.

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We can survive, we get thecarbon cold and we done, we're
done, we're on our deathbed.
But yeah, that was it bro.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
My girlfriend gives me A hard time about that too.
She said, when I get sick Iturn into a whole baby.
I can't help it.
I prepare myself mentally Formy final stage, I mean my final.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
That's it, that's my last moment Right, my last
moment.
That's it.
I bite While I wake up.
I'm over here.
Yeah, that's how it is.
I need medicine.
I can't move.
That's how it is when I getsick.
I just feel like this is it.
I look at my dogs.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
Pano.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Y'all were good to me .
Don't remember me like this.
Remember me outside.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
That's the dude.
Helicoptering in the bathroom,bro, remember me outside.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
That's the dude helicoptering in the bathroom.
Bro, I'm a alright.
Alright, it's a little outside,but you know you gotta say a
little David every time, everyonce in a while.
So I always tell you, when Ilook at him, he's looking at me
like it was snowball.
He's looking at me like, like,like his eyes, like I feel like
he was judging me, like youreally doing this, like right,
like with the door open, you dothis with the door.

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He was just like I was like bro, why you looking at me, bro?

Speaker 1 (46:27):
get him in the background.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
He's over hold on, bro, let me show you the picture
.
Hold on bro, let me show youthe picture, bro, look at this,
bro, look at this, look at theway what you mean Hold on, bro
Rate my dick pic.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
This is how he look at me, damn ho smita.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Holy shit, that's how he be looking at me bro.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
You really about?

Speaker 2 (46:49):
to send all that.
All that?
All that is just two answers,but yeah, this is what I do when
I'm sick, bro.
That's my final stand rightthere, bro.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
What do you do, though?
Because I remember we weretalking about medicine at one
point.
You said you're not much of amedicine guy.
But, Boss man was alwaystelling you medicine you need
medicine or going to the doctor?

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Yeah, I don't.
Because I feel like when I goto the doctor, they're like yeah
, you cook, you're done for this, is it?
He's dead bro.
Because I feel like, all right,you don't go to the doctor, you
, he's dead.
Checking your pulse, checkingmy ankle, bro, so okay.
So like right now I don't knowwhat the fuck wrong with me.
Anything could be wrong with meand I could probably live the
rest of my life not knowingwhat's wrong with me.

(47:32):
But if I go to the doctor, thismotherfucker tells me yeah, you
got this, this, this in my brain.
I'm dead, bro, it's gonna, it'sgoing to make me like like
panic Age, like that's how.
Yeah, bro, it's going to comeback with the cane and stuff.
Right, that's how I feel, likethat's why I'm like going to the
doctors, bro, because they're,like you, sick.
But let me tell you what elseis wrong with you.
Like I, they're healthy theirwhole life.

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They go to the doctors.
They say I got stage 2 and then, and then they're like, and
then they're dying.
You see them and they're likeall fucked up and shit and like
their whole life they've beenhealthy up to the moment that
they went to the doctors anddoctors broke that news to them
and they're like cause I feellike it's psychological.
They're like what's in yourmind, what's in your like, your
mind gives up first, like you,like I'm about to die, like
that's the first thing that goesinto your mind I'm about to die

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, oh fuck.
So that's what I feel like.
That's why I don't like goingto the doctors, bro, Because
that's how I feel like theygonna tell me.
Yeah Fuck, I just stuck it out,type shit.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Bro, I know exactly what you mean, bro.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
I ain't trying to get that news.
I wasn't here for it.
Colt I came out talking about,I got the worst disease and
there's no cure for it.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
I walk in thinking I'm just going to get like a
cough medicine, walk out insulinmedicine for my diabetes Right.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Right, like bro, they diagnosed you with everything,
but what you want, All I wantedwas some Tylenol.
Man like, all I wanted was aprescription for some oxys.
Bro like, I need all this.
Alright, that's why I don'tlike doctors, bro like usually I
just thug it out.
You know, nyquil Therafluhasn't really been working with
me.
I think I've just been takingit too long, so my body's just

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not you got intolerance for it.
So I switched it up to NyQuiland I just dug it out.
Just drink some.
We'll see in the morning, we'llsee how we feel.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Damn man, there's some ginger ale.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
If you're not drinking ginger ale, you're not
trying to get good Right, youjust want to be sick.
You just want to be sick.
At that point, if you're notdrinking, there's no ginger ale
at the house.
Bro.
Bro, you trying to die, bro?

Speaker 1 (49:37):
That's on you, really , that's just on you.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Tell him you need ginger ale bro Ginger ale number
one thing, bro.
What kind of ginger ale, though?
What is it?
It's Canada draw.
And then Schweppes right, theSchweppes strips Right.
I like Canada draw.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
You like Canada draw, I like Canada draw.
It isn't too bad.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
You like the other one, the shred.
That's the Dr Con.
That's the one you need todrink when you sick.
That's the one.
Put that in the fridge.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Nice and cold.
That shit will reset your wholefucking blood cells and
everything.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Ah, bro, it's like a buff bro.
You drink that, you feel thebuff on you.
You start going like an elderringer bro.
After you drink that flask youget a little buff bro, like you
good but.
I'm not much on doctors bro.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
I have a couple experiences with doctors too,
bro.
I had this one lady when I wentto a clinic.
I was sick.
I don't remember what I had,Bro.
She was diagnosing me with herphone.
Bro, oh no, Diagnosing, Sorry.
Whole car, Whole car Yo youralternator fucked up my boy,
your transmission is leaking.
You look down.

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Oh shit With her phone thoughshe's like okay, why are you
here?
I was like I don't feel good,what's wrong?
I just feel dizzy, I feel sick,sick, okay, but do you feel
this?
No, I see her pull out herphone to click something.
Do you feel this?
No, click something.
I'm like there's no fucking waythis lady's diagnosed.
I could have told her anything,bro, and she would have

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prescribed me any medicine.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
They were about hit you with that stage two, but
they were a hit you with that.
Yeah, you got stage two.
My boy, you're supposed to bedead.
No, the one thing, because Irecently just saw this they do
have.
Now they have like medicalphones, like, apart from the
personal phone, this is like oh,back in the day, this is like I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Shawty was a web md, bro, I was probably like seventh
grade seventh grade, eighthgrade, oh not, yeah, this is
probably like was clinic.
Uh-huh, this is like back 20.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Was it a Hispanic lady?

Speaker 1 (51:42):
It was like a Filipino, vietnamese lady or
something like that.
She was like Asian lady.
She said oh honey, you dead.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Oh honey, you not supposed to be lying.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Oh honey, you dead, you go, you go, now you die, you
die, you a whole ghost.
Oh my God, you aggro.
No, I'm sorry, you tell all myfamily I say hello.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Damn, but you really busted out that phone there,
frigging diagnosed me Meet me asa doctor.
That would have made me as adoctor.
Me on Google Patient says no.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Patient says yes.
Patient says no me, look at itsays right here, you're not even
human, bro.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
You say it says right here you got a horse disease.
Oh wait, my father, the wrongpage.
Hold on, hold on, tell me yoursymptoms again.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Nah, does your tail hurt, ma'am?
I am a human being.
Nay for me, nay for me, right,quick damn.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
But yeah she, um, I got better oh, she gave me a
whole track loss, bro.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
She gave me a whole track horse medicine that's why
I got the whole, not just jokingbut, no, only on good days,
only on the good days thattiller crazy the good days are
the right angle.
Um, but that right there, bro,the whole time I was just in

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disbelief.
I was like, bro, I'm reallyputting my health in the hands
of technology.
Before it was good.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Yeah, she was definitely on WebMD bro.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
Right.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Definitely.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
I lived though.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
So maybe she knew she was doing it, maybe, maybe.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
She was like let me check.
Oh no, you're fine, you're fine.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Walk for me.
She had to scroll down just tosee what was the least possible
outcome.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
I'm talking about.
They hooked me up, bro.
They had to put on the littlestick things.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Oh for real Uh-huh Like Wolverine bro To check your
vitals and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Oh dying bro.
What's up with that?
But I live, I know.
But at least you here did allthat she's like oh, you just
sprained your ankle hey, bro,hey here I passed your business
card to my to my family go visitacupuncture.
They make you feel wild sheabout to give you that tiger
bone bro rub this on you, goodthat shit said it's made of

(54:00):
tiger piss, elephant piss.
Right, rub this on you.
Good.
That shit said it's made ofTiger pits, elephant pits,
gorilla pits.
Shit, got horse nuts in here.
May cause you to, may induceyou into a coma.
Apply, apply.
May make you growl.
How, may no?
Apply Sparingly.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Alright, lightly, yeah.
They have a word for Apply yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
Something like that, yeah who say drink responsibly?
They have a word for it Plyyeah.
Something like that.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Yeah who say drink responsibly 21 years of age or
what?

Speaker 1 (54:29):
But let's go ahead and get into the More, into the
Sleep deprivation.
Sorry y'all, I actually havelike some Famous sleep
deprivation experiments or notexperiments- Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Stories, I guess, or whatever, and one of them is
obviously Like an urban legend,the infamous I'll say this one
last sleep deprivationexperiments or not.

Speaker 1 (54:40):
Experience, okay, go yeah.
Stories, I guess, whatever, andone of them's obviously like
urban legend, the infamous.
Oh, I'll say this one last oh,go ahead, bro, go ahead you
already know what.
It is all right.
So the first one is randygardner, the world record, and
1964, 17 year old randy gardnerstayed away for 11 days.
Crazy Right Equivalent to 264hours for a science fair project

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.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
I'm on one of the A bro.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Right, he better than me.
I thought he was playing Worldof Worldcraft the whole time.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
I said like two, three days playing the game.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Two, three days.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
I think so when we live together, I think you're
wilding bro.
Like two, yeah, Maybe together.
I think, oh, for real.
Yeah, I think, nah, you wildin'bro, like two, yeah, two, maybe
two, I don't know about three,but definitely two.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Hell.
No, I believe you, I believeyou, bro, but damn fuck that.
So by day.
What were you gonna?

Speaker 2 (55:32):
say no, no, no, you good.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
So by day four the hallucinations.
He thought he was a famousfootball player at one point.
Whole hallucination.
Bro, say hi, right straight tothe wall, walking down the hall
like this like you won.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Telling everybody to hype him up, hype me up, hype me
up, jumping up.
You know they're doing thatjump.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
When they're running jump.
I was trying to think of afunny joke fucking high school
musical head ass.
This is the moment, this is thebig moment into my next chapter
head ass senior year, last dayof school.
I'm about to become an adulthead ass guys, it's upon us guys
let's make a difference.
I'll be a happy adult head ass.

(56:23):
I'll be making good money headass oh shit oh shit, I'll see
y'all from my yacht head assSteve's, fosbury Zank.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
That's it for you, my boy now you're a forklift
driver for the rest of your life.
Bro, I'll see y'all from myyacht.
Head ass Stapes Fosbury's ankle.
That's it for you my boy.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Now you're a forklift driver for the rest of your
life, bro.
Life bro.
It'll do it to you when youleast expect it.
So by day six his speech wasslurred, memory was gone and
coordination was failing.
In the final days he was in afull psychosis.

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This man was going crazy, brothey.
He lost it pretty much, bro.
But he fully recovered after,after 14 hours of sleep, with no
long-term harm no, no, no longterm 14 hours of sleep.
Stayed up for 12 days, no 11days.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
But 14 hours.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
I've slept for like 24 hours before what all right
20 20, ain't no damn yeah, I'vedone that well, how'd you feel?

Speaker 2 (57:27):
like I needed more sleep I said, damn, I'm tired.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
I barely got any sleep.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
That's how I woke up too but I said, well, I thought
I gotta go back to sleep.
And then I saw the time.
I was like, nah bro, get thefuck up, we gotta do something.
Hell, no, bro.
I don't know what.
What led to that, but all right.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
So this one is another one peter trip.
This is a dj endurance stunt ohin 1959, trip stayed awake for
201 hours over eight days duringa public radio show.
He experienced intensehallucinations like seeing
spiders crawling on his shoes,became aggressive and paranoid.
Unlike Gardner, tripp seemed tosuffer lasting mental changes,

(58:07):
possibly due to stress, andamphetamines used to stay awake.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Oh, he was using drugs yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
And that was pretty much it for that one.
But then I also got the mostinfamous one that a lot of
people know, and if you don'tknow about it, well, you know,
we could kind of go into depthto it, like go back to it.
But I'm just going to hit itbriefly the russian sleep
experiment urban legend, butit's a that amazing story, one

(58:39):
of the best stories.
Honestly, it's like a famouscreepypasta not real but
disturbingly based on what sleepdeprivation can lead to.
All right, it involves TEP.
Subject kept awake for 15 days.
Involves TEP Damn, I can't talk.
Involves people that were keptawake for 15 days with the
stimulant gas he needs to sleep.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Y'all my kept awake for 15 days with the stimulant
gas he needs to sleep.
Y'all my fault.
Y'all.
I was on autopilot.
Is that the micro?

Speaker 1 (59:05):
sleep, micro sleep.
So what ended up happening wasthe people went insane and they
like self-mutilated and diedviolently or whatever.
Although it was fake, it doesreflect the real psychological
horror of extreme sleep sleepdeprivation and, like we said,
we'll cover it on the nextepisode.
We We'll put that as like thefirst subject or whatever.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Oh, okay, okay.
But it's not really that muchto it, but we can still yeah,
it's not really much to it, butlike we can get into more of a
detail of like what they Likewho it was.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Well, not who it was, but like Like the steps,
because it we can do that.
Y'all look forward to that.
Next episode, sleep, theRussian sleep experiment.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
That's pretty much it .

Speaker 1 (59:45):
You pretty much hit everything else I had.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Okay, alright.
Other facts Also a fact is yourrespiratory system.
The relationship between sleepand the respiratory system goes
both ways.
A nighttime breathing disordercalled obstructive sleep apnea,
osa, can interrupt your sleep,and lower respiratory system
goes both ways.
A nighttime breathing disordercalled obstructive sleep apnea,
osa, can interrupt your sleepand lower sleep quality as you
wake up throughout the night.
This can cause sleepdeprivation, which leaves you

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more vulnerable to respiratoryinfections like the common cold
and flu.
Sleep deprivation can also makeexisting respiratory disease
worse, such as chronic lungdisease.
The digestive system.
Along with eating too much andnot exercising, sleep
deprivation is another riskfactor for becoming overweight
and obese.
Sleep affects the levels of twohormones, leptin and ghrelin,

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which control feelings of hungerand fullness.
Leptin tells your brain thatyou've had enough to eat.
Without enough sleep, yourbrain reduces leptin and raises
ghrelin, which is an oppositestimulant.
The flux of these hormones wasexplained.
Nighttime snacking or whilesomeone may overeat later in the
night.
A lack of sleep can also makeyou feel too tired to exercise
Over time.

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Reduced physical activity canmake you gain weight because
you're not burning enoughcalories and not building muscle
mass.
Sleep deprivation also causesyour body to release less
insulin after you eat.
Insulin helps to reduce yourblood sugar or glucose level.
Sleep deprivation also lowersthe body tolerance for glucose
and is associated with insulinresistance.

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These disruptions can lead todiabetes mellitus and obesity.
Damn, just because you don'tsleep, all this is going on,
right?

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Y'all, please make sure to get your sleep, get your
sleep, get your sleep, so thecardiovascular system.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Sleep affects processes that keep your heart
and blood vessels healthy,including those that affect your
blood sugar, blood pressure andinflammation levels.
This also plays a vital role inyour body's ability to heal and
repair the blood vessels andheart.
People who don't sleep enoughare more likely to get

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cardiovascular disease.
One analysis linked insomnia toan increased risk of heart
attack and stroke.
The endocrine system Hormoneproduction is dependent on your
sleep.
For testosterone production,you need at least three hours of
uninterrupted sleep, which isabout the time of your first REM
episode.
Waking up throughout the nightcan affect hormone production.

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This interruption can alsoaffect growth hormone production
, especially children andadolescents.
How do you say?

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
that Adolescents.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
Adolescents.
There you go.
These hormones help the bodybuild muscle mass and repair
cells and tissue.
In addition to other growthfunctions, the pituitary gland
release growth hormonesthroughout each day, but
adequate sleep and exercise alsohelp the release of this
hormone.
Treatment for sleep deprivation.
The most basic form of sleepdeprivation treatment is getting

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an adequate amount of sleep,typically seven to nine hours
each night.
This is often easier said thandone, especially if you've been
deprived of a precious shutoutfor several weeks or longer.
After this point, you may needhelp from your doctor or sleep
specialist who, if needed, candiagnose and treat possible
sleep disorder.
Yeah, that'd be.

(01:02:58):
Yeah, that's it.
That was just more well theother stuff that the cases you
covered damn right, that'spretty crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Right there again.
We done said it plenty of time.
Make sure to get your sleep.
Y'all need that sleep, right,get your, fuck it.
Get six hours of sleep at leastat least, right, don't cause.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
that's this I used to like, okay.
So I'm like I would look at itand I'm like I'm only going to
get three hours of sleep.
I'm not supposed to stay up.
That's what I would do, bro.
I guess I'm like three hoursbecause then I'm going to Whole
mad man.
Nah, we need sleep.
We need sleep.
You'll recover.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
All that All that just because you didn't sleep,
all that.
Now look at you Diabetic,cardiovascular, I mean cardio,
something You're going to die.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
You're going to have a heart attack.
You don't sleep.
You're going to have a heartattack.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
You don't sleep, you don't sleep, you don't
testosterone your dick not gonnawork no more if you don't sleep
.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Ladies, ladies, that dick not gonna work, ladies, but
um what was I gonna say?

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
yeah, I guess we'll finish off on that subject.
Then we're gonna go ahead andhead on to the next subject fear
.
Is it all in your mind or couldit be real?
Welcome to Fear Fact or Fiction.
Tell them y'all.
Tell them what this Fear Factor Fiction is about.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
This time it's about the infamous the Rake.
Quick disclosure, Quickdisclosure.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
So I used to think that I prepared my whole life
for this, my whole life for thisscenario.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
I ain't gonna lie, bro, because when I was little,
I used to.
I used to be scared of it likedead ass.
Scared of it because I saw ayoutube video.
On it, these motherfuckers atno point said this shit is not
real.
It was a whole video ofcryptids and they put it in
there.
They was gassing it up.
So I used to think, like thiswas, and I really didn't know
much about I I used to thinkthis was like in the wilderness,

(01:05:08):
like out you'd be walking, grabyou.
That's.
That's what I thought it was.
So that that's what I thought.
Guys, come and find out, comefind out.
This is just a creepy pasta,it's just uh, it'sasta, it's
just a, it's not real, it's deadass, dead ass.
All right, all right, want meto start.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Go ahead, go ahead All right.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
So the Rake is a fictional human-ocryptid
popularized as the Creepypasta.
Described as a hairless,pale-skinned, six-foot-tall,
pale skin, okay, deep set eyesand spiny limbs.
It's often depicted lurking onall fours and attacking humans,
particularly children.
It's known for its blank face,sometimes with the, with three

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green eyes and a hinged mouththat reveals many tiny dual
teeth dull teeth when it attacks.
The rake is not a real cryptid,but a fictional character
created online in 2004.
So Creepypasta was actually.
It was like a.
It was inspired with a lot ofpeople Like they.
Just they decided to make itand just over the time, people

(01:06:08):
just been adding it and addingit.
So that's that's all it is.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Oh, that's what that image is, that infamous image.
Yeah, that bro see.
That that bro.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
That, that image that bro see that, that bro, that
that image, that that's it.
So it's more of that, it's morelike that, the other one that
you had on the other side it'smore of that oh shit, so it's by
your bed.
Yeah, it's by your it's.
Yeah, oh hell, no, cause thefirst image, the first image
that you pulled up, that's theone that I saw, and that's the
one that, when I was younger,that's the one I saw.

(01:06:37):
That's what.
I like that's what.
A Russian sleeping tree man,that's what I thought.
I thought it was like in thewoods and since we had little
woods by my house when we werelittle, we actually we'd be like
nah, but we can't stay out toolate because that thing gonna
get us Like or not.
But let me break down a littlebit of the behavior of it.
Now, this, the this knows.

(01:07:03):
They don't specify what it alldoes because different people,
as people add to it, peoplechange what it does.
But this is more of a baselineof what it is what it does.
So the behavior the rake isknown for its predatory behavior
, often lurking in suburbanfront yards or other areas near
human residence.
It's said to stalk its victims,sometimes watching them from a
distance before attacking them.

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When it attacks, it's describedas having a hinged skull that
opens at the chin, revealingmany tiny teeth.
So the rake is known for itsstrong, muscular build and sharp
claws and teeth, which it usesto attack and injure victims.
It has been described as usingrocks to strike and incapacitate
prey and then further injuringthem, possibly by bashing the

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peritoneal lobe open.
They also say it has psychicpowers.
Well, maybe.
There are accounts suggestingthat the ray can inflict a
crippling fear through touch,possibly through a psychic
ability.
This could be a way for thecreature to subdue its victims
or leave them vulnerable tofurther attack.
The Rake often targets thehamstring of its prey, using

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rocks to strike and break themdown quickly.
Once incapacitated, it may dragthe victim away and further
injure them.
Victim away and further injurethem.
The rake is also known for itsability to infiltrate homes and
induce nightmares, suggesting itmay also use these methods to
prey on its victims.
Psychological manipulation therake is known for its ability to
gather personal information anduse it to torment its victims.

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This can involve revealingsecrets, threatening family
members or creating a sense ofvulnerability.
The rake's presence,particularly at the edge of a
bed, is designed to induce fearand nightmares.
This can lead to sleepdisturbances and a general
feeling of unease.
The rake is described as aterritorial creature that often

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only attacks when provoked.
However, it can also attack outof malice, regardless of
provocation.
Provocation, provocation youdid say the origin of the story,
right.
Can also attack out of malice,regardless of provocation,
provocation, provocation.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
You did say the origin of the story, right?
I mean of the rake.
No, I haven't told the originyet.
I got you with that Go ahead.
So, for any people that arecurious about what the rake is,
origin-wise, it's like a moderncryptid or urban legend rooted
in early 21st century internetculture, pretty much like you
were saying, or whatever.
So it's a creepy pasta and,unlike traditional folklore

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entities passed down throughcenturies, the rakes mythos were
birthed online, like so it wasmade online or whatever, by
countless people.
Um, it was actually like afiction project that started on
4chan oh 4chan yep back in 2005,I think that's what it said.
So users were inspired to crafta monster that mirrored the
ambiguity and terror ofLovecraftian.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
Horror.
I love Lovecraft's horror bro.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
I love that so much.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
Cosmic Cove.
You see it, Cthulhu.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
I actually want to cover it, but there's so much to
it bro.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
That's besides the point.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
But it was later grounded in the visceral fear of
home invasion or nighttimevulnerability.
That's what its basis was.
It was scary because it hit onthose things.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
And though it lacks an ancient historical roots, the
rake has since evolved into adigital age boogeyman with life
of its own, much like slenderman, and as the legend spread,
it became embellished withfictional historical documents
dating back to the 12th century,uh journal entries and supposed
witness testimonies, adding afalse sense of antiquity and

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authenticity to his existence.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
That's why they got me bro.
Right, that's exactly why theygot me.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
They say it's for real.
Yo, this person, had thishappen.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Bro, that dad ass got me for years.
For years I've been believingthis thing is real, bro.
This whole time bro.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
It's all right, bro.
There was a couple ofcreepypastas that got me too as
a kid.

Speaker 2 (01:11:04):
Well for real that slender man one got me too.
Oh yeah, I was.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
I was pretty terrified of that one, but I
liked it though.
Yeah, I liked it too.
My mom was into it too.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Oh yeah, she used to watch the videos with me.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
She's like is that real.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
I was like I think maybe maybe it's gonna get you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Um, you were talking about the behavior and
everything, right yeah so I sawthat they were like stalkers
yeah, they're like they stalkyour prey.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
Have like stalker prey.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
I mean stalker, like tendencies or whatever.
Um, another thing I did herewas uh, they don't like being
looked at, oh, they don't okay.
So, uh, where was it at?
Fuck Things, that like if youencountered the rake.

Speaker 2 (01:11:45):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
It says don't engage or stare at the rake.
Okay, because the rake seems toreact aggressively to fear or
attention.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
Oh, you can't scare them either.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
Kind of like that SCP .
There's like an SCP, that'slike that, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
There's the one that moves.
When you look at it, you can'tlook away from it, otherwise
they're like close in thedistance.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
I think it's that one .
It kind of looks like it tooRight.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
They look the same because it's like pale, tall
slick.
Well, scp is a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
I can't remember which SCP it was, though.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
SCP-5.
No, no, I'm just kidding, Idon't know.
We gotta talk about some SCPstoo.
I was thinking about that too.
I was thinking about that too.
A couple of.

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
SCPs, they said, avoid sleeping in isolation
because encounters often happenwhen people are alone or in
secluded areas.
Block entry points so sealwindows.
Attic catches closets.
It's often described documentthe encounter.
Survivors frantically suffermemory loss.
Keeping a journal may helpverify patterns.
Move immediately.
If the break is seen multipletimes, it may be stalking you.

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Relocating um would probably belike the best thing.
To disturb like it's patternsof it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
I don't got the, I don't got the funds for that big
man can't even do that big manno, I guess like no, yeah, oh,
okay, like the room or something.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Oh, okay, okay.
And then it just says seekmental health support.
Whether real or not, thepsychological impact is severe
and should not be ignored.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
This is a mental health awareness to everybody
out there but you go throughyour therapist talking about I
see the right Boy, that aboutput you on medication.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Rake takes off his mask.
He was the rake the whole timeoh, did we just write a movie?

Speaker 2 (01:13:22):
what you got?

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
uh, did you have any encounters that people?

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
might.
Yeah, I only, I only put.

Speaker 1 (01:13:28):
I think I only put two, because they're uh I mean
they might be fake or whatever,but it is pretty cool.
Just add those to give us someflavor okay, so this is just.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
I got two short ones and I got a long one.
During the summer 2003, eventsin the northeastern United
States involving a strangehuman-like creature sparked
brief local media interestbefore an apparent blackout was
enacted.
Little or no information wasleft intact, as most online and
written accounts of the creaturewere mysteriously destroyed.
So that's like, apparently, onestory of it.

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There's another exciting amariner's log.
This is from 1691.
Allegedly uh, he came to me inmy sleep for the foot of my bed.
I felt a sensation.
He took everything.
We must return to England.
We should not come here againat the request of the rake.

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That was it.
That was just uh.
That was just that one.
That one was really, oh, kindof long.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
You want me to give that one?
You want to give it?
Yeah, you got it All right.

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
All right For a moment.
Witness 2006.
Three years ago, I had justreturned from a trip to Niagara
Falls with my family for thefull of July.
We were all very exhaustedafter a long day of driving, so
my husband and I put the kidsstraight to bed and called it a
night.
At about 4 am I woke upthinking my husband had gotten
up to use the restroom.
I used the moment to steal backthe sheets, only to wake him in

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the process.
I apologized and told him Ithought he was out of the bed.
When he turned to face me, hegasped and pulled his feet up
from the end of the bed soquickly his knee almost knocked
me out of the bed.
He then grabbed me and saidnothing.
After, just into the dark forhalf a second, I was able to see
what caused the strangereaction.
At the foot of the bed, sittingand facing away from us, was

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what appeared to be a naked manor a large, hairless dog of some
sort.
His body position wasdisturbing and unnatural, as if
it had been hit by a car orsomething.
For some reason, I was notinstantly frightened by it, but
more concerned as to itscondition.
At this point I was somewhatunder the assumption that we
were supposed to help him.
My husband was peering over hisarm and knee tucked into a

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fetal position, occasionallyglancing at me before returning
to the creature.
In a flurry of motion, itscrambled around the side of the
bed and then crawled quickly,in a feeling sort of way, right
along the covers until it wasless than a foot from my
husband's face.
It was completely silent forabout 30 seconds Probably closer
to five, but it seemed like awhile.
30 seconds, probably closer to5, but it seemed like a while,

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just looking at my husband.
It then placed its hand on hisknee and ran into the hallway
leading to the kids room.
I screamed and ran for the lightswitch, planning to stop this
thing before it hurt my children.
When I got to the hallway, thelight from the bedroom was
enough to see it Crouching andhunching.
We were about 20 feet away andturned around and looked
directly at me Covered in blood.

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I flipped the switch on thewall and saw my daughter, clara.
The creature ran down thestairs as my husband and I
rushed to help our daughter.
She was very badly injured andspoke only once more in her
short life.
She said he is the rake.
My husband drove his car into alake that night While rushing
our daughter to the hospital.
They did survive.

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Being a small town, news gotaround pretty quickly.
The police were helpful atfirst and the local newspaper
took a lot of interest as well.
However, the story was neverpublished and the local
television news never followedup either.
For several months, my sonJustin and I stayed at a hotel
near my parents' house After wedecided to return home.
I began looking for answersmyself.
I eventually located a man inthe next town over who had a

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similar story.
We got in contact and talkedabout our experiences.
He knew of two other people inNew York who had seen a creature
we now refer to as the Rakecreepypasta ass story
creepypasta ass story, but I oohthat shit not real

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
that shit not real that shit not real twin that
shit.
That's the rake right there,that's the rake for you.
I'ma just give you two.
Go ahead, bro.
Go ahead, alright.
So this is the 2006 journalentry.
A fictional journal entrypopularizing creepypasta forms
recounts a father waking up inthe middle of the night to see

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the rake at the foot of the bed.
It turned to look at him, thenran into the daughter's room.
The man found his daughter tornapart and rake vanished.
Wait, this is the same storyyou told, is it?
Yeah, damn my fault, becausethe last thing the daughter said
was he is the rake.
Oh my God.
But damn my fault, because thelast thing the daughter said was
he is the rake.
Oh my god.
But it says that the man foundthe daughter, but you said the
wife was the one that went outright yeah, it might have been.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
They might have like rewrote the story or something
like that, because they do thatwith creepypasta.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
My fault yo alright, let me just give you one more,
because this is just a waste oftime, bro.
It's a waste of time.
No, let me not be like that,I'm just joking, y'all.
It is pretty cool.
The rake design is the rakedesign.
It's because it don't have nosustenance, bro.
To all the rake fans out there.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
Here at Casa Cole.
We want facts, we need.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
We want real shit, we want real Something that's like
damn, maybe I will see aBigfoot out there.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
Right, right, all the stories we like.
Maybe it's out there, the right.
Like I said, bro, that's how Ihad to get that disclosure book,
because when I was little bro Iused to until a couple days ago
, until a couple days ago Stillhad that fear until a couple
days.
Sometimes I just look at it inthe woods I'm like fuck, it
might be there.
I thought it might be there.
Until a couple days ago.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
I'm like man, it was fake, I've been riding around
with the Desert Eagle for noreason.
All right, here goes anotherone.
A widely shared video claims toshow security footage of a
rake-like figure crawling acrossa living room floor.
The family dog reportedly wentmissing.
Days later the family moved.
Experts have debated thevideo's authenticity, but many

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agree it matches multipledescriptions of the rakes
movements and posture.
This is home surveillancefootage.
Unverified in 2010.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
All right, let's, let's go ahead and write this
thing, let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
I'm not trying to diss nobody's creepypasta or or
anything like that.
I mean, I think creepypastasare cool.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
I love them, yeah, but if I was 12.
Right?
I'm not a fucking loser.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
No, I'm just joking.
I love creepypastas.
I'm just messing with y'all.
I love them.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
It's just for this segment, it's not.
I thought, bro, I thought likeI thought, bro, I thought like I
said, I thought it was real.
I thought it was like a Actual,factual thing.
Yeah, I thought it was going toget Literally as soon as I
looked it up First thing that'swhy I read it that first thing.
Yeah, this shit, a fictionalcharacter from a creepypasta.
I said Damn it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
This whole time I lived in fear, fear from a
creepypasta that's whatcreepypastas are for to give you
fear and to make you think yeah, I mean, it worked.

Speaker 2 (01:20:18):
I mean it worked, but it did it's job.
It did it's job, but it doesnot do it's job right here for
this segment it's here at.
Cosmic Cove.
We want facts we want proof.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
Well, I like something that's gonna have you
thinking like dang, maybe it isreal, but this is just a flat
out straight straight up realyoung, that's what at least a
million hairs.

Speaker 2 (01:20:37):
Some people have like I've seen it, uh, yeah, tax
stuff maybe yeah, maybe, maybeallegedly but, but this straight
up, just straight up, is acreepy pasta bro.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
Those fucking pictures just made it look so
real to as a kid bro like I justthink she gonna get me all
right, she gonna All right ratethe rake then, as if it was real
.
That's where it starts to gethard, because they said it's so
strong it could kill.
And not only that, but otherpeople add to it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
It could do a kamehameha.
Nah, bro, because that'd bedisrespectful to the other
cryptids we covered.
All right, nah, zero.
First ever.
Alright, no Zero, first everZero.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
Big fat Zero Only because it's a creepypasta.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Not disrespect to the creepypasta, but it's just Okay
how about this?
We'll rank it in the form ofcreepypasta From zero to ten On
the form of creepypasta On howscary it was, or like.

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
How, like what, do you rate it's threat level?
I guess, okay in thecreepypasta world in the
creepypasta not in the, not inthe IRL yeah not in the
comparing it to, like Baba Yaga,la Bete de Givaudan La.

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
Bete de Givaudan is very good.
That's like my favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
I never heard about that, but that's like one of my
top tier favorites just becauseit's has reports.
It's got evidence, they gotpeople getting gutted and
everything but the creatureitself was king's orders.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
The, the, the.
How smart the creature was andhow it plans to attack was very,
very good right, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
The only thing that separates us from the animals is
the intelligence.
Yeah, that motherfucker hadintelligence guns.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
I'm afraid of baby but uh, okay, in the creepypasta
world, uh, creepypasta world,you know that that's, that's a
for me.
Nine, yeah, I was gonna saybecause nine or ten, nine or ten
, bro, I ain't gonna give that10 yet because I know there's
still, that's even, but that'skind of like the SCP, bro, you

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cannot rank this.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Yeah, that's a whole different.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
I think we'll have to make a new category for that,
yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
Y'all going to have to understand, because there's
always going to be something.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
Because there's like, for example, if we were to rank
an SCP, you'd have, like the,the gods SCPs.
Yeah, you got gods, you gottitans, you got Leviathan.
How can you rank that?
You got things that don't die,yeah they got literally,
literally, literally, they got,uh, they literally have they
literally have things that can'tdivide, so it'd be stupid to
make assumptions that it justwouldn't be fair to the rest nah

(01:23:20):
, but like, yeah, because likeSCPs, but like literally someone
, just god, someone's.
Like rocks if you touch therock you die and that's the
whole SCP stuff like that.
So this one, this is not ourofficial ranking system, this is
for this world, for the, forthe creepypasta world.
It be a nine just cause in thatworld.

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First of all, bro, I wantnothing standing by the edge of
my bed waking up and seeing thatshit nope, that's a big no.
Then it can attack you.
It can, it does damage to you.
Rip you to shreds, rip you toshreds, like not only that, but
before it, you know, before itactually kills you, it's gonna
haunt you and like keep scaringyou and scaring you yeah, it's

(01:24:02):
all that it induces like uh,hallucinations, makes you go
crazy this stuff, yeah, so big,big threat level right there, uh
.
So yeah, I give it a nine.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
I give it a nine yeah , I give it either a nine or a
ten because it it does crazyamount of damage.
You can, like freaking, knockyour head off or rip your head
off your shoulders or whatever.
Instantly it's uh what.
What makes it scary to me ishow stealthy it is that, that is
just you'll hear.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
It just adds another, it does it does.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
It'd be one thing if you hear that thing like a mile
away, like or some shit, likeyou hear it tearing through your
house before it gets to yourbed.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
but nah, but you just wake up and it's right there on
your bed Because they saidusually like according to like
the creepypastas or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
We could be talking right now and we wouldn't notice
, but the freaking rake would belike in a corner.
Oh no, stealthy, that thing isstealthy, bro.
That thing makes no noise.
One of those.

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
He's right there isn't he Head ass?
He's right behind me, isn't heHead ass, head ass creepypasta.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
But yeah, they said that's how stealthy it is bro,
we could be talking and wewouldn't be noticing that it's
right behind us.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
Oh, you're standing in the corner just jerking your
shit.
Fuck, y'all really gassing meup, y'all really just gassing me
up oh, freak is away, uh, butyeah, but that's just just bear
with those people.
Just for the fact that it's acreepy pasta, it's I really like
.

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
I said, I really see we didn't know that it was a
creepy pasta until all these.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
All these years, all these years, I could have went
into the forest, but I didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
But who are we to change the topic before once?
We have all the notes for it,so we figure we'd give it to you
.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
I'll just add it yeah , might as well.
I'm already here.

Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
Might as well.
Dick's already out, dick'salready in my head.
Fuck.
Went in Rome.
Went in North.
Carolina Went in my house withthe AZ on Might as well, but
y'all let us know what y'allthink, Let us know if y'all have
any stories.
If I swear to God what have?

Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
y'all seen in the story talking about.
I seen it.
You know what.
Don't even tell me, no damnstory, Y'all get a block to
delete it.
But y'all said the story Talkabout.
Yeah, I see it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
I see the right.
I bet the fuck you did.
Yeah, hello, loony house.
I have this person.
I found the IP address.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
You said the story, Say your address.
I can say the circus the loonypeople.

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
The loony people to your the toilet away.
We'll see how you think.
Now poopy pants, oh Shindler'swhat is it?

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Shindler's Island.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
Shutter Island.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
Shutter Island.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
Shutter.
Is it Shutter?
The one with Leonardo DiCaprio?

Speaker 2 (01:26:47):
Yeah, shutter Island Really good yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
It is a pretty good movie but, like we said, you
know what, don't tell me nostories.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
Don't?
Yeah, it was raining in myhouse while I was jerking my I
know you started describing twoof these stuff.
I already know it's going to bea creepypasta.
The one you started telling meI had to pull away His knees
came up to my back.
Who remembers that in the story?

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
Nobody remembers that .
You can tell me what your fitis, and I might believe you, I
might believe you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
You tell me your fit.
Maybe, It'll be more believable.
But you're telling me I'llraise the blanket over my head,
and I heard him breathe threetimes.
No, you did not.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
And I could hear him talking in this raspy voice.
You're awake, ain't you?

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
Give me that dead thought.
You're lying, you're lying andyou're lying for your whole life
, I know.
And you don't wash your asslike we do.
We're gonna know that after rip.
We're gonna know that after yousend it to the store, you don't
wash your ass, you don't.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
You don't clean, right?
I already know you don't wiperight, you wipe with both hands.
Matter of fact, you don't wipeat all, you just shit.
Stand up and put your pants up,that's it.
I know you don't even spread,but uh, yeah, y'all, y'all, let
us know what y'all think aboutthe creepypastas.
I mean, y'all could just rankit yourselves in your own system

(01:28:05):
.
Um, let us know any interestingdetails about the rake that we
might have missed.
Yeah, that we might have missedmaybe like oh, um, did you know
there was this person thatactually hunts the rake?
Or or some shit, I don't know,y'all, let me know, y'all, let
me know, and then I can telleverybody else and give you the
credit for it, because I'm justthat type of guy.

(01:28:27):
That's how I do it, really.
Real shit, let's go ahead andhead to the next subject.
This is a little disappointing,not in our sense, but just for
the the break itself.
Like I wish it had more pizzazzto it, like bro like well, I,
but I used to watch.

Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
Now I'm guessing like there were like edited videos
and like back there I didn'tknow, it was like, uh, we got
footage of the rake.
It'd be like something justcrawling through the woods and
like that's what I believe, likethat's dead ass, what I believe
.
So I'm thinking, bro, how manyvideos have I seen that I
believe that was real this wholetime?
And it's just, it's just some.

(01:29:04):
Some dude Pulling my chain, bro, just tugging my shit.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
Tugging my hood, just tugging my hood, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
If you know, you know .

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
Alright.
So Alright, now to a realsubject.

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
Right now we're gonna talk about we're done with all
this make believe stuff donewith all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
Heading to the next subject there, we go, there, we
go now we're, now we're cooking.
Back to reality.
Back to reality.
Whoop, there goes gravity headup.
Yeah, we're gonna head out, I'mgonna head out.
Head out, yeah, we gonna headout, I'm gonna head out.
You know what?

(01:29:45):
Maybe I should go fight thegorilla 100 versus 1 gorilla.

Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
Bro, you put both of us Versus 1 gorilla.
Matter of fact, both of usversus 100 gorilla.

Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
Each one.
Take 50, right, fuck it.
Y'all gonna to see somethingcrazy Me getting violently torn
up.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
Well, you're going to be torn, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
Wait, you're not one of the gorillas.
It's like wait, why are youholding me?
I backdoored Yayo.
Where do we Promise them?
Crates and bananas?
But um, y'all need me, I swearI.
I put steel toe, steel toeboots on.
I kick that thing Square in theballs.
I don't care who you are, whatyou is you getting hit Straight

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in the nuts by steel toes, youfalling down.
I don't care who you are.

Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
Nah, I know, I know someone that would take it.
They're freakazores that likegetting kicked in the ball dang,
you're right.
What if the gorilla is likethat?

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
huh right, he just nuts on you I'ma die like that
gorilla is gonna be so enraged.
It's just gonna literally like,just grab me and just rip me in
half.
Type shit.
It's all in your head, but justknow his balls is going to be
done.

Speaker 2 (01:30:57):
They're going to remember you.
Those balls are going toremember you Insane.

Speaker 1 (01:31:01):
That shit is going to go all the way up to the
ceiling no, not even the ceiling, because it's going to be out
and open the skybox.
It's going to hit the skybox.
It's going to hit a cloud.

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
His pair of balls is literally just going to touch a
cloud and come back down my kick.

Speaker 1 (01:31:17):
I missed it.
Follow me, charlie brown.
Charlie brown, head ass I justlet me fall no, but uh, let's go
ahead and tell them what thisinteresting subject is.
Like yayo said, we're back toreality.
Some might think the futurerobots being used now.

(01:31:39):
Right, we've talked aboutrobots before, but this is
essentially would be like alittle update a little update on
it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:45):
Yeah right, yeah, a little more.
A little bit, because newrobots keep on coming.
Now they keep on.

Speaker 1 (01:31:50):
Uh, it's crazy bro in that time frame new robots have
been created.
Yeah, and the fact that ai isadvancing all this is part of
what, like all these robots havelike almost none of these
robots don't have like ai.

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
But that helps it run .
But that's their brain.

Speaker 1 (01:32:05):
That's their brain, bro, that's that uh site tech
bro right, so I got my first.
One is humanoid robots okay,for example, like the tesla
optimus okay, good uh, it wasunveiled in 2021, still under
active development, and itsgeneral purpose is just a
humanoid robot intended to domanual labor, repetitive tasks
and a potentially personalassistance in the future.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
Yep, so think of iRobot, but for real life iRobot
, but they're not beating yourass yet In iRobot Yet, because
at some time they're going torebel.

Speaker 1 (01:32:40):
I've seen the movies right, I know where we're going.
As long as y'all don't makerobots waterproof, then we'll be
okay.
Right, oh, there you go, yeah,yeah, don't.
Who am I to put this fail safetechnology in these robots?
I'm but a simple man.
I'm just a simple podcaster.

Speaker 2 (01:32:54):
He really just solved it.
If we die to robots, it'sy'all's fault.
Y'all the one that caused it,because we already told y'all
don't make it waterproof.
What you gonna do, make itwaterproof.

Speaker 1 (01:33:03):
I made it waterproof and destructible.
The only way to get this is ifyou find this key card that I
buried somewhere in theHimalayan mountains that the
real main characters of theworld is just gonna go sent like
, go out there and adventureright, somehow find it somehow
find it just just somehow thetop, because I, because the

(01:33:23):
person who made the key cardessentially had a kid from back
in the day and then the daughteror the son was looking for
their.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
They were doing like a family, they get those
flashbacks.

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
They were getting flashbacks from the dad's
playing with this and he waslike no, don't play with this.
This is very important for thefuture right that it movie,
movie, movie directors reverenceyeah, we're gonna direct it,
we're gonna direct it and playin it.
We're like all the characters,camera was gonna go crazy this

(01:33:55):
is a little different taxisthroughout the whole movie but
um what else?
Um, pretty much like the robotsis like gonna reduce labor
shortages, yeah, that's what Isee it's.

Speaker 2 (01:34:06):
I mean it's a good thing cause I mean there's some
stuff just I mean it gets boringafter a while just doing the
same thing.
It's not even boring, sometimesit's tedious to do and that
frees up.
Y'all might not think it, butit frees up a lot of your time.
Instead of you having to washyour dishes.
To wash dishes, put awayclothes, take away trash, clean
the house, I feel that now it'sit.

(01:34:29):
It takes quite a bit of time todo all that and then you still
gotta work, you still you, youstill gotta eat all that and
instead of you having a, I wantto say spend time but like
dedicate time to doing thosethings.
Uh, you know you, now you havemore things to do, other stuff,
like if you have a family, youcannot spend time with your
family because now you gottaworry about all your other

(01:34:50):
chores.

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
That you have to do is stuff that you have to do I
feel like having robots would bebeneficial because of that
purpose yeah, like it's gonnahelp advance.
I feel like having robots wouldbe beneficial because of that
purpose yeah, like it's going tohelp advance.
I feel, like me personally.
This is my opinion, so y'alldon't fucking come at me
grabbing my balls and shit,because, like Yaya said, like

(01:35:11):
you're getting rid of all themundane tasks that have no
importance.
It's like a slow waste of like.
No offense to nobody.
I do not mean nothing in any wayto offend anybody, but like, uh
, like I don't mean to callnobody out, I don't mean nothing
in a bad way.
Like my hats off goes, like myhat goes to everybody that plays

(01:35:32):
their role in society andeverything like fast food
workers.
But if you take, if you get ridof all the.
What is this?
If you get rid of all the,where's this going?
If you get rid of all themundane stuff, like burger
flippers, people preparing yourfood, you have a robot that does
it, then, yeah, you're takingaway the job from people that
would need that job.
But you could make that.

(01:35:53):
You could like but.

Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
But I feel those jobs also like locking people into.
They have to do that Like like.

Speaker 1 (01:36:00):
What I'm getting at is like you're forcing people to
like have to be better to doyeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:36:05):
Yeah you you making them like well, I don't gotta do
this, like I can spend my timeon better things, or like pursue
better more stuff,opportunities.

Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
there you go.
I get that it is going to makeit harder because not everybody
can afford college, noteverybody can do this and that,
I get that.
But if you get rid of all themundane, things Go to the trades
, work at the trades.
Right, we need more blue-collarpeople.

Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
We need more people at the trades.
We need more people.
I'm tired of getting called allthe time.
I'm tired of my-.
Chill, don't do that to me,Chill, Chill.
I'm having trouble.
This motherfucker's taking mygoddamn jobs, man.

Speaker 1 (01:36:44):
Motherfucker's doing these jobs for $100.
Y'all making this shit too easy.
I need more competition.
It's too easy in this game.
Chill, chill.
You know what?
Matter of fact, tap in, I takethat back.
I take that back.
Tap in Comment under thisepisode and say method, so I can
give y'all the four of y'all.
I'll give y'all a step-by-stepNah, nah, nah.

Speaker 2 (01:37:02):
Go, go.
Hey, this is not for y'all.
This blue collar shit is notfor y'all.
Hey, y'all good, we don't needno more people.

Speaker 1 (01:37:07):
Fuck Burger King, fuck McDonald's, y'all come Go
put some pipes, Run some pipes.

Speaker 2 (01:37:23):
My boy Put a boiler in.
We need more competition.
We need to stimulate the market.
Y'all motherfuckers need tostop other charging prices.

Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
Man, I need to charge more.
Fuck it, let's start buildingpyramids.

Speaker 2 (01:37:33):
Nobody getting paid, but we're going to do that shit.

Speaker 1 (01:37:36):
Fuck it.
We got free time now.

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
We got everything getting done Egypt the only one
acting like they own pyramidsand shit.
We got free time.
Now we got everything gettingdone.
Egypt the only one acting likethey own pyramids and shit.
Nah, when I put three pyramidsin the video, nothing did it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
Everybody going to be quiet.
Y'all going to have a wholeconspiracy.

Speaker 2 (01:37:50):
How they did it.
Aliens Damn right, damn right.
Aliens Damn right, I did thatshit.

Speaker 1 (01:37:56):
Oh shit, but oh shit, but no, it's just like.
Like, like you said, it givesyou time to do more things.
Like that's all I'm getting at,like you're gonna have free
time to do more or you won'thave an easy cop out for people
to be lazy and do like simplejobs.
Now I get old people need towork or want to work, and I mean

(01:38:17):
but robots also help old peoplelike that in a sense, because I
mean let's be real, They'll becaretakers.

Speaker 2 (01:38:22):
Yeah, some people yeah, that's one that's
advancing to be a caretaker.
Because I mean, let's be real,some people just they're not
meant to be in that line or likethat field.
They'll be abusing the eldersand stuff like that.
They do, bro, so it's a sadthing to see too.
You know robots, they don't.
They just there to help.
They just gonna be there, theprimary directors, to help.

Speaker 1 (01:38:46):
Until I, until I order, until I confirm order 66.
Hold Dr Eggman over here, thenit's over for everyone.
I'm just gonna stand above allof flames.

Speaker 2 (01:38:55):
Oh, we're all going to be standing over the senior
citizens like at a camera.
You see there's a red lightcoming out of here.
Arr the war.
The war has started.

Speaker 1 (01:39:07):
I'll be on that type of timing.
Oh man, it's out here.
But yeah, that's pretty much it, bro, let's go.

Speaker 2 (01:39:29):
What you got about it all day, right, uh, but I don't
want to get criticized too much.
I don't say my opinion, wellspeaking, that's where I fucked
up.
In today's times they'd becoming for it, so okay.
So uh r mar six, uh.
This is created by card cardshrook institute of technology.
Uhmr-6 is a humanoid robotdeveloped by researchers at the
Car it's a German word, I'msorry, karschul Institute.
I'm butchering this Technologyin Germany to work in industrial
settings, capable of usingdrills, hammers and other tools.

(01:39:51):
Rmr-6 also features AItechnology, you know, allowing
it to learn how to grasp objectsand hand them to human
co-workers, is also able to takeon maintenance duties, like
wiping down surfaces, and theneven has the ability to ask for
help when needed oh shit, arobot asking for help, brain
humble that's a humble.

(01:40:12):
my pride, my pride.
Be begging me that I can dothis whole thing by myself
sometimes.
Sometimes I'm not gonna ask forhelp.
Do I need it?
Yes, am I gonna do it?
Don't say no, be begging methat I can do this whole thing
by myself Sometimes.
Sometimes I'm not going to askfor help.
Do I need it?
Yes, am I going to do it?
Dog is saying no, bitch, so I'ma grown ass.

Speaker 1 (01:40:27):
I'm a grown ass man.

Speaker 2 (01:40:28):
I woke up today, I'm going to do this shit and then
I'm going to complain about iton the way home.
Real shit, can you believe?
Can you believe I was out thereworrying about myself?

Speaker 1 (01:40:38):
No, you know what I found funny too was the robot
asked for help.
Imagine, bro, first day on thejob, robot blinking red saying
it needs help.
Yeah, I need to pick up thistwo-ton piece of metal.
What the fuck am I going to?

Speaker 2 (01:40:50):
do?
What the hell am I going to do?
You might as well call yourother robot body man.
You see this.
You see this.

Speaker 1 (01:40:56):
Magnum 150, magnum 150.
It's like the robots Out in thefront.
They're waiting for the,they're waiting for assistance.
But it's like sending Signalsout to the robot.
But they see me Walk outthrough the double doors.
Everybody, all the robots, likeAh, they brought, they brought
the new guy, they brought thisFreaking meat bag Over here,
flesh bag On some better shitFrom Fut.
What the hell is he gonna pick?

Speaker 2 (01:41:16):
up weak ass.
I'm here for more support.
You can do it, my little robot.
Bones ass, calcium ass, organicass nah bro but hey, bro,
sometimes I don't even changethe filter on my coffee maker,
but I see that red light.
I ain't even gonna help thatrobot, I'm gonna wait for
somebody else.
I'll leave it by myself.
I'm gonna wait for somebodyelse to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:36):
That robot gonna sound like General Grievous.

Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
Y'all about to experience the first wheezing
robot.
Oh, General Grievous, you putthat robot in the job site, brew
collar of workers and he goingto be drinking 40s and smoking
Newports by the end of the day,bro.

Speaker 1 (01:41:56):
Oh shit, what else you got about that thing?

Speaker 2 (01:41:58):
Oh, that was it for that.
Oh, that was it.
Oh, okay, for that one, yeahhere.

Speaker 1 (01:42:01):
I got y'all with the next and I got y'all with the
with the banger.
Everybody knows this.
It's delivery robots.
So starship technologies, uhontominus, uh delivery robots
that that's the company starshiptechnologies.
It's used on college campuses.
It's used like in some city inthe uk, los angeles, and parts

(01:42:25):
of uh estonia, and its purposeis last mile delivery of
groceries, takeout and packages.
Okay, it's the little tiny robot, robot is the yeah okay, the
travels on the sidewalk has thegps, has the camera and
everything goes up to him likeyour package is here.
The 12 inch cock that you orderon Amazon is right here inside

(01:42:46):
of me.
They just put that thing on topof it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:48):
They just doyene the whole way.
They just open it.
They sent the big robot.
It's like this big.

Speaker 1 (01:42:52):
All they see is me pulling out.
Put that thing on my shoulder.

Speaker 2 (01:42:54):
Walk around downtown, look around nah, that's pretty,
I like that cause.
I mean, hey look, I ain'ttrying to be bashful, but like,
I seen enough videos of DoorDashJarvis doing some crazy shits
with people's food.
Or like, look bro, humans,humans like fucking with other
humans, bro, they love it's justhuman nature.
It's just human nature.
You eliminate that human nature.

(01:43:14):
Now you got a robot that just.
It just does that.
It has no malice, it has noneed for greed, it has no need
to spit in your food, take fivesout of your food, like, say you
never ordered your drink, sayyou never ordered gaslight.

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
You a robot never gonna gaslight you, but they
take the picture of inside theircar and your drink's right
there in their drink tray.

Speaker 2 (01:43:31):
But the lid's already off, right that little they
have on it is already busted.
They got a straw in it.
They say halfway through Robots, eliminate that, bro.
So I like stuff like that.
I like Hold on my fault.

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
One more they forgot they took a picture but it's
actually a video.
So when they're taking, likethey're lining up the shot,
they're like, damn, that drinkwas good as fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:43:55):
Let me go ahead and take this.
Straight to DoorDashheadquarters.

Speaker 1 (01:44:03):
My fault.
What were you saying?

Speaker 2 (01:44:05):
I was just saying that, but it eliminates that.

Speaker 1 (01:44:10):
How would?

Speaker 2 (01:44:10):
you say it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:11):
What is it called?
I wouldn't say human error, butit's just like Human nature.
Yeah, human nature, I guess,Just humans being humans bro.

Speaker 2 (01:44:18):
Not everybody's a good person.
Look at us, yeah, human nature,I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:44:20):
Just humans being humans, bro, not everybody's a
good person.
Look at us, we're freakinggoblins, oh yo hey, hey,
sometimes I call you Guys thatlike to make their left hand go
to sleep and then cover theirmouth.

Speaker 2 (01:44:42):
That's gremlin activities right there.
Well, if I can take a deeppiece of their dogs and shit.

Speaker 1 (01:44:47):
We're not good dudes hey.

Speaker 2 (01:44:49):
I know what I am the generates hey.

Speaker 1 (01:44:55):
Fiends, goblins.
Gremlins Demons bro Robotslimit that, but I mean robots,
eliminate that.
You know Now I do get thatrobots themselves are not
perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:45:06):
Yeah, yeah.
They'll, glitch, they'll getlost, they'll probably go to the
wrong address.

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
They'll tip over and then they're stuck and
everything, yeah, but Noteverything is perfect in the
first time that it comes out.
All of this is new.

Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
All of this is new.
I mean, it's what.
Maybe this has been happeninglike what?
20 years?
That robot really beenadvancing in the, especially
with AI.
With AI it's helping a lot withthe advancement of robots.
I very new.

Speaker 1 (01:45:35):
Yeah, I feel like once they perfect it, it'd be
perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:45:38):
Yeah, Like they have more, more stuff they can do
more stuff.
They'll be, they'll need lesshuman interaction.

Speaker 1 (01:45:45):
But yeah, it's I don't know.
I think it's pretty cool.
I think we're going in a good,a good way, I think so too Until
until we kicks my door and islike, hey, you forgot to leave a
five-star review.
Who the fuck are you Leave areview?
Wasn't that like on a BlackMirror episode or something I'll
never see?
Black Mirror.

Speaker 2 (01:46:04):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:46:05):
Or maybe some.
It was on some show, maybe on.

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
No, it sounds like something that would be on
Futurama bro, love Death andRobots, maybe, oh maybe.
Love Death and Robots.

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
That's such a good show.

Speaker 2 (01:46:18):
Really good show.

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
Love Death and Robots .
So good Shout out to all thestudios they got a new season
coming up.
They got a new season, yes.

Speaker 2 (01:46:25):
I'm gonna have to get Netflix again, because I don't
got Netflix.

Speaker 1 (01:46:27):
What were?

Speaker 2 (01:46:28):
we talking $30.

Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
I'll give you the password.
I'm gonna get the password Frommy girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:46:32):
I'm faster too.

Speaker 1 (01:46:34):
Tight shit.
Can I have the password?
Please Go ahead, bro.
What you got, all right Allright.

Speaker 2 (01:46:42):
So Apollo created by Aptronic.
Aptronic's Apollo can carry upto 55 pounds and is designed to
function in plants andwarehouses, and may expand into
industries like retail andconstruction.
An impact zone allows the robotto stop its motion when
detecting nearby moving objects,while swappable batteries that
last four hours each keep Apolloproductive.

(01:47:03):
In 2024, aptronic partneredwith Mercedes-Benz to explore
how Apollo can automate variousmanual tasks, and the company is
primed to expand its productionof Apollo thanks to a $350
million funding round $350million investment I'll throw $5

(01:47:24):
in there.

Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
Let me get a little let me get a little bit of a
little bit of that, a little bitof that royalty, a little bit
of them shares.

Speaker 2 (01:47:29):
So this was more of a like, uh, like a forklift, like
a like in in a sense it?
Uh, it's just.
It just carries stuff and moves, but it's minimizing the danger
of like there's a lot ofaccidents with with forklift
drives and that stuff, sothey're trying to minimize.
It's always about minimizingdanger and increasing

(01:47:50):
productivity level, so that'swhat it's helping in and stuff
like that because you're takingout the human emotions and human
errors and you're putting moreon the robots.

Speaker 1 (01:48:01):
Sensors, which is essentially supposed to not mess
up.
I get, there will be glitches,I get that.
There will be accidents, youknow.
But I mean but once everythinggets tip-top shape once it works
, it works.

Speaker 2 (01:48:13):
I mean it's more than Mercedes, so I mean it's doing
something good if Mercedes iswilling to spend that much money
on them.
It's the future.

Speaker 1 (01:48:19):
The future is now.
The future is now.

Speaker 2 (01:48:22):
It's here.
It's here, we're living in it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:25):
But I think it'd be pretty cool, like what would be
like an efficient way for you todo groceries, because the way
you used to do it, you go to agrocery store.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, putyour shoes on.
You dread getting in your carto go grocery shopping.
I hate it, bro.
Until the magnificent eventhappened.

Speaker 2 (01:48:47):
COVID-19.
See what I hated about gettinggroceries is I hate seeing
people that I know that I don'tlike.

Speaker 1 (01:48:52):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:54):
That I don't care for .
Honestly, there's about threepeople I could go to a grocery
and I see them.
I'm like, honestly, likethere's like there's about like
three people I could go to agrocery and I see them.
I'm like, like yo like, like,like you, you, you know my mom,
like a couple other friends, mydogs, my dogs oh what, I'm not

(01:49:21):
trying to see all these people,especially the people that I
know.
I don't want to see them.
Seeing them ruins my day, bro.
It leaves a bad taste in mymouth, bro, like, look, if I
don't fuck with you, I don'tfuck with you, but I ain't
trying to see you at the grocerystore, and especially if they
try to talk to me, it ruins myexperience.

Speaker 1 (01:49:38):
Let me put everything in my cart back Right.

Speaker 2 (01:49:40):
Matter of fact, I'm just going to leave my cart.

Speaker 1 (01:49:41):
I'm going to leave my shit right there.

Speaker 2 (01:49:44):
But that's what I hate.
That's what I dread about goingto a grocery shop because it's
probably going to be somewhere,or if it's one of those people
that just talk my ear off to,I'm sorry I'll turn into that
old grouch in movies and shit.
I'll turn it into that oldgrouch, that in movies and shit.
But that's what I hate fromgrocery.
And then you got to walk andthen you got to go get your
stuff and then they might nothave the stuff and then you got

(01:50:05):
to go and interact around people.
It's just, it's a dread, it'sdead ass, a dread for me.

Speaker 1 (01:50:12):
No, I get what you mean, bro, what I was getting at
with the whole COVID-19 thingthing.
You know my heart goes out toall the people that did lose
their lives during that time.
But the fact that it did helpadvance the um, how would you
say the?
They made grocery shoppingeasier for people because they
did like pull up drive, likepull up pickup type thing that

(01:50:35):
is so beneficial because you'renot spending no time looking for
stuff right.
I mean, I do get again humanerror.
They might give you the wrong,the wrong stuff, but that's just
a gamble you got to take.
You're gonna.
You're gonna be upset thatyou're being lazy, but the
person that you're entrustingthat hold your groceries is
getting you the wrong thingsthat you picked yourself.
You're gonna.

(01:50:56):
You got to understand thatyou're going to run the risk of
okay, this is a human being.
That's probably a teenager.

Speaker 2 (01:51:03):
That's probably picking my food while smoking a
joint or something?
Minimum wage Right.

Speaker 1 (01:51:08):
He already doesn't want to be here.
Right, you're going to have tounderstand that's a gamble
you're going to have to take.
I mean, push comes to shove,you're just going to have to go
to the store and say, hey, y'allgave me the wrong thing, or
you're just going to have tofucking try something new that
day.
Exactly but it's so easy.
This is not an ad for anythingeither.
You literally just pull up tobeep and then you order on beep

(01:51:33):
On the beep app and, bro, youliterally just pull up, say I'm
here.
They pop your trunk.
You know they might steal somethings back there or something.
No, I'm just messing, but damnthe car looks nice in here, or
damn your car is staying, or whyis this dead body here?
Nah?

Speaker 2 (01:51:50):
let me tell you.
Nah Well, let me tell you thisone time.
So I pulled up one time.
Oh you did Pick up groceries.
Yeah, pick up groceries.
And it was still when I had mycar and I was smoking.
But tell me why the girl's likedamn it smells good.
It was two of them, bro.
They were like damn it smellsgood, boy.

(01:52:13):
They literally just stoodbeside my car.
They were just looking.
It made me feel like I don'twant y'all to try to ask if
y'all can get a hit or something.
They're like oh, what you?
They started chatting to me.
I was like nah, bro, bro, justroll my groceries.
I'm trying to leave.

Speaker 1 (01:52:24):
Put the groceries in the bag, Bro I was like what is
going on today?
You going to hit this?
I got hit at least one time.
Hold dudes, hold dudes, dudesout there, there's dudes being
dudes.
No, but um, but it's so, it'sso convenient to me.
My fault, that's all I had tosay.
It was just so convenient, it'sconvenient you can't be mad

(01:52:47):
about convenience.
You really can't.
You really can't.
All right was that that wasyours right yeah, that was mine
okay let's see what other ones Igot.
Okay, this is surgical robotsfor.
So an example is da vincisurgical system, this intuitive
surgical that's the name of thecompany.
It's used in hospitalsworldwide for minimally invasive

(01:53:10):
procedures.
So the purpose is to providesurgeons with enhanced precision
, control and visualizationduring operation.
So it's like robotic arms withwristed instruments that mimic
surgeons' hand movements.
So I guess, to get like, Iguess like be able to like, use
various things or whatever, andyou just use a lot from a

(01:53:31):
computer maybe or some shit.
I really don't know how it works, because it has a 3D
high-definition vision system.
It's minimally invasive,reducing recovery time and risk,
so you ain't going to need tomake a big cut for your fingers
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:53:45):
I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:53:47):
You're going to be using a robot that can see
everything.

Speaker 2 (01:53:49):
Yeah, they control it .
Yeah, they control it fromanother, like Whole Xbox 360
control.
No, it's like joystick andstuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:53:55):
It the control from the fucking submarine that got
exploded, that imploded thatcontrol Logitech.
Look, y'all knew what the fucky'all was doing.

Speaker 2 (01:54:07):
I don't care, y'all can get mad at me.
All y'all want Y'all knew Y'allknew All right.

Speaker 1 (01:54:10):
So it benefits because you have greater
precision in delicate surgerysuch as heart prostate,
gynecological gyne, such asheart prostate, gonorrhea.
Faster patient recovery, fewercomplications enhances the

(01:54:31):
surgeon's capabilities ratherthan replacing them, because if
you make a man, I mean you give.
If you have a capable person,not man, sorry, if you have a
capable person and you give themanother thing that makes them
more capable bro.
Yeah, obviously you're makingthings better like yeah, if you
could like, for example, likeyou do hardwood floors, you give

(01:54:53):
a gun that can pretty much beautomatic.
Imagine just having like anailing gun that can just go
like instead of hammer hittingit with the hammer.

Speaker 2 (01:55:00):
I'm going to have to make that, bro, like you.

Speaker 1 (01:55:02):
literally just push the trigger from here and it'll
just go tight shit.
But you're standing.
You're not on the ground orsomething you know, but somebody
that's efficient and alreadyknows how to like lay things out
and do things.

Speaker 2 (01:55:14):
Speed up the processing more processing.

Speaker 1 (01:55:15):
You're right.
So it's extremely expensive,though.
The system costs about $1million, and then maintenance
adds more to it.
I got a million burning in ahole in my pocket right now.
The hospitals do.
I ain't paying no hospitalbills Y'all crazy out your mind,
y'all can get it Y'all can getit from my bones.
I ain't paying that crap.

(01:55:37):
There's a steep learning curvefor the surgeons to learn this
software and the risk overreliance and errors if not used
properly oh okay, imagine, bro,you got a whole open heart
surgery.
You need this thing to gothrough.
They're like we got this newtechnology, boom, wapa goes out,
so we're sitting there.

(01:55:57):
What the fuck do we do, doctor,looking off Into a camera that
don't exist?

Speaker 2 (01:56:03):
Uh, oh, that screen.
That screen says Connectionlost.
That shit.

Speaker 1 (01:56:15):
It's like the video games, you know, when you start
drifting, your battery's dyingyour character's.
Oh no, whole knife just goingAcross your heart or something.
Cause that dude had their nurselooks at, looks back at the
doctor.
The doctor's not there, it'sjust the double doors.

Speaker 2 (01:56:28):
Going.

Speaker 1 (01:56:30):
The doors just Flapping across each other.

Speaker 2 (01:56:33):
Me telling the patient that little girl out
there Sticks drift.
My shit got a little bit Ofstick drift right there.
My bumpers weren't working, myfault.

Speaker 1 (01:56:42):
Damn bro.
Oh shit, y'all be careful withthe future.
The future is down, but damnDope Y'all.
All right, let me tell you whatto do.
Look at what controller they'reusing.
All right, if you see they gotsome bustedusted up controller,
are they wired or wireless?

Speaker 2 (01:56:59):
Mmm.
Battery or battery pack Batteryor rechargeable.
Mmm, mmm, do they got the, thepad, the paddles in the back
Trigger stoppers?

Speaker 1 (01:57:10):
Trigger stoppers.
Does it have High sticks orwide sticks?
They got rumble, do they haverumble Mmm.

Speaker 2 (01:57:16):
Cause how they gonna know when you touch it too much,
you feel Operation.
Do they have?

Speaker 1 (01:57:19):
Ropo.
How are they going to know whenyou touch it too much?
Operation like the game board,Exactly.
If it touches your organ in abad way, it'll go.
Then it'll send a shock to yourheart and kill you, now we in
the middle.
Somebody said that to them.

Speaker 2 (01:57:28):
Somebody said that to them.

Speaker 1 (01:57:30):
Patent pending.
I submitted that to the patentpending office.

Speaker 2 (01:57:33):
You're right.
You're right.
I put that on any of you.
I'll be hearing from my lawyersit's just me.

Speaker 1 (01:57:37):
Yeah, it's like me.
I put a mustache on.
No wait, I take my mustache off.
It's like my actual mustache issomehow ripping off.
Oh, this old thing.
Yes, yes, I'm his lawyer.
Teardrop slowly comes up, but Ikeep a straight face.
Face is turning red right here,start bleeding, lips get puffy
as shit, all right, my fault,y'all go ahead and let them.
Let them know the next robot.

(01:57:57):
All right, right.

Speaker 2 (01:57:59):
All right.
Kime Micro Robotics.
Kime Micro Robotics humanoidrobotic bartender.
Serves beer, coffee, wine,snacks, salads and more.
Each Kime kiosk is able todispense 253 hours per hour and
features a touchscreen and appenable ordering, plus a built-in
payment system.
Though unable to dispense thesage advice of a seasoned

(01:58:22):
bartender, keymate is able torecognize his regular customers
and pour two beers every sixseconds.
Damn.
In addition to being abartender, the robot could also
serve as a chef, assistant andwaiter, among other positions.
That sounds pretty legit.
That's lit, because y'all don'tunderstand how many times I go
to a bar and they fuck up mydrink.
They hey, look it's.

(01:58:43):
It's not hard to make a longgarlic iced tea, and it's also
not hard to give me Henny andCoke and and yet, and yet.
Or whiskey old fashioned,whiskey old fashioned, and for
some reason, my, my Henny andCoke got a cherry on top.
I did not order this, I did notorder this.
Or we ordered the older wigsand then with buffalo sauce, and

(01:59:05):
they gave me some pizza.
Come on, man, again eliminatinghuman error.

Speaker 1 (01:59:11):
What I don't like is when you go to the bar and then
you get so crowded so you justgot to awkwardly stand there and
try and get the bartenders.

Speaker 2 (01:59:17):
I hate that Over the years when I was was younger, I
used to be like I just used towait.
I'm like, hey, hi, I just beyelling bro oh, that's what you?

Speaker 1 (01:59:26):
yeah, I just start yelling there I can't believe
I'm yelling to this, but oh no,you're good, but uh, because I
don't mean to be that person,but I don't like being that
person, but like you got to,yeah, you have to in that
situation's a bar.

Speaker 2 (01:59:38):
It's a bar.
It's that type of situation youcan't really be.
I'm just in there, it's good tohave manners, but you can't be
over polite at a bar, right you?
Gotta have that you gonna getkicked, motherfuckers gonna cut
in front of you your order.
Your order's not gonna be takenlike your drink's not gonna be
taken like you gotta letyourself be known.
Let them know hey, I want thisand you gotta start sending

(02:00:00):
stuff back if it ain't yours.
I used to just drink whateverthey gave me, Not now.
I'm gonna give you a tip.
I'm gonna give you a tipregardless.
So I'm giving you a tip.
Give me the right drink.

Speaker 1 (02:00:09):
Yeah, you literally just take your cup up to the
bartender and then throw it intheir face and be like Y que
with a pool.
Throw that shit.
This is the fuck I want.
Chuck the whole glass Jumpbehind the.

Speaker 2 (02:00:20):
I promise you you'll get a good reaction from
everyone.
Jump behind the bar and starton some Roadhouse shit.

Speaker 1 (02:00:27):
Nah, I'm just joking, I'm just joking.

Speaker 2 (02:00:29):
Nah, bro, I like that .
I like that it was able torecognize his regular customers.
Bro, just imagine, go to arobot bar.

Speaker 1 (02:00:36):
Robots already working on your drink Didn't
even want that drink.
So now my eyeball's twitchingCause I'm trying not to crash on
this robot.
Robot just taps the table twotimes, turns his head like this
what the fuck are you gonna dowith the tip?
You fucking bitch.
What do you need?
This two dollar tip for whatyou need?

Speaker 2 (02:00:53):
a tip for Talk about it's my bus fare.

Speaker 1 (02:00:57):
You know what?
Nevermind, that's a good idea,because a fucking, if a robot
comes to me and asks for a tip,I'm just gonna give him Some
dead batteries, bro, is that?

Speaker 2 (02:01:05):
Technically, technically, I don't know.
Technically that's a tip.
Technically it's a tip.
Give him a tip.
Give him I'll give him a tip.
Put that shit on his head, givehim, I'll give him a tip.

Speaker 1 (02:01:17):
Put that shit on his head.
Give him a tip you want a goodtip?
I'll give you a life tip.
Get a soul.

Speaker 2 (02:01:24):
Robots look at these blinks.
Turns around Gains.

Speaker 1 (02:01:30):
It's the Japanese.
It's the Japanese robots.
How do you got the I?

Speaker 2 (02:01:38):
don't think I could be Robots to a robot.
I don't think I could be arobot, bro.
I don't think I could.

Speaker 1 (02:01:40):
I'd trip a robot up, bro.
I'd fucking put it in thechokehold Humanoid robot.
I'm going to put him in a fullNelson, bro.
I'm going to frame that pictureup and have it in my house.

Speaker 2 (02:01:51):
They're going to interview that robot later.

Speaker 1 (02:01:53):
He did not put me in the full Nelson I'm saying Right
, it's going to be hell for thatrobot, but we're having a good
time.
This is good bonding.
It's all about advancinghumanity.

Speaker 2 (02:02:08):
And no better way can you advance humanity than
putting someone in a full Nelson, especially a robot.
That's not an experience manypeople get to experience really,
right, not everybody gets theexperience.

Speaker 1 (02:02:17):
It's all about the experience it's all about the
ha-ha-'s.

Speaker 2 (02:02:21):
The poor robot goes home to his robot family oh he,
he's a slave to my home now.

Speaker 1 (02:02:29):
He's stuck with me forever until his batteries go
out damn.

Speaker 2 (02:02:35):
So you know what he signed up for somebody helped
that robot.

Speaker 1 (02:02:39):
Let me give y'all another crazy.
This is my last one.
Social and companion robots.
This is the Pato TherapeuticRobot Seal.
It's for nursing homes,hospitals and therapy centers.
It's just like emotionalsupport and therapeutic it's
like for elderly people or kids.
It's not meant to replacecaregivers, it's just meant to

(02:03:01):
help assist the caregivers andhelp stimulate the person.

Speaker 2 (02:03:05):
Like whether they're depressed or alone.

Speaker 1 (02:03:07):
They need something, need some stress relief or
whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:03:12):
I'll tell you what?

Speaker 1 (02:03:14):
it's a seal.
It's a whole animal.
Oh, it's a seal.
It's a seal.

Speaker 2 (02:03:19):
Double time.

Speaker 1 (02:03:21):
How'd they know, but it's like it just it just like
encourages social interactionand isolating individuals.
Okay, that's pretty much it,but in all fairness, I can't
remember what year it was Like.
Back when we were younger, wehad the Tamagotchis.
As much as y'all want to say,robots are therapeutic and good

(02:03:45):
to be companions.
Did your dad?
The Tamagotchis would give youhell.
The Tamagotchis would say theyneed food 3 o'clock in the
morning, so you have to wake upand feed them or you'll die.

Speaker 2 (02:03:56):
You wake up one fucking day, bro.
I just fainted.
That was the worst eatingschedule sleep schedule.
Bro, these motherfuckers justdead.

Speaker 1 (02:04:05):
That's false advertisement.
Them people were not happyhaving a good time taking care
of this stupid digital pet thatwas going to die on me.
Hey man, my boy had youstressed boy, Wake you up.
I just played with you Wake up.

Speaker 2 (02:04:20):
That's it played with you.
Wake up that shit Out Dead.
Wake up, wake up, wake up,Shake that thing.
I'm like nope, that's it foryou.

Speaker 1 (02:04:26):
That shit was the bane to children's existence.
Right there, bro, having totake care of a Tamagotchi pit.

Speaker 2 (02:04:32):
Probably when my friend was showing me one of
those Literally showing meMotherfucker died.

Speaker 1 (02:04:39):
What the fuck happened to my tongue?
That shit dead.

Speaker 2 (02:04:43):
Bro got sad too.
Bro, he got sad, he got sad, ohshit.

Speaker 1 (02:04:55):
RIP to all the Tamagotchis out there.

Speaker 2 (02:04:58):
Hey, that was traumatizing to that kid bro.
He never had a pet, ever againin his life, bro.

Speaker 1 (02:05:04):
I can see where the benefits doesn't come from now,
right there.
Yeah, stress was shit Stress.
Yeah, got to take care of awhole fucking room.
No, take care of me, cuddle me,feed me, crack my back.
Ooh, they Feed me, crack myback.

Speaker 2 (02:05:17):
Ooh, they need to make one of those.
I keep one of those at thehouse Chiropractor robot.

Speaker 1 (02:05:23):
That's what they need , right?
Robot just telling you to relaxLiterally just fucking snaps
your head.

Speaker 2 (02:05:28):
Wake up.
I wake up like that TamagotchiDead, dead, dead.

Speaker 1 (02:05:36):
Crack all my bones All right what you got, bro?

Speaker 2 (02:05:40):
Last one, last one, bro, alright, so Okay.
So these are xenobots.
These living robots Created byscientists Can move, heal and
even reproduce.
They are designed Usingcomputer algorithms and built
from Real biological tissue,making them A unique class of
living Programmable organisms.
So Xenobots are made From cellstaken From the African claw
frog, the Xenopos levis.
They can mechanisms.
So xenobots are made from cellstaken from the african claw frog

(02:06:00):
, the xenopause lavis.
They can self-assemble fromsimple cell clusters and they
move using tiny hair, likestructures called cilia.
They can heal themselves thatare being cut or damaged.
They can reproduce using newform of biological replication
called kinetic replication.
They don't have a brain or adigestive system.

(02:06:21):
They can be used in deliveringmedicine, cleaning plaque and
blood vessels or evenpotentially repairing damaged
tissues.
They're used to clean up inpollutants, like microplastics
in the ocean.
In ecology, they can be used toclean waste or collect
microplastics from the oceanwithout polluting it, because

(02:06:41):
they would simply decompose asthey die.
Their applications in healthcare are also promising, as they
can be used to deliver medicinethroughout the body or to clean
built up plaque and bloodvessels.
Even though they're just usedfor research, they can help us
understand how to manipulatebiological cells, possibly
paving the way to programmingcancerous tumors or regenerating

(02:07:01):
body parts.

Speaker 1 (02:07:02):
Because this take is so new, there are still so many
possibilities to explore I lovethe way that sounded, but I'm
gonna tell y'all one thing ittook y'all so long to come up
with that technology when theidea was pitched at you at a
very early time stage what movieos?
What movie?
Osmosis Jones?

Speaker 2 (02:07:21):
Oh, you're talking about Osmosis Jones.

Speaker 1 (02:07:24):
Osmosis Jones told us and showed us, if you can build
a pill that goes in you andstarts shooting at everything
and kills El Diablo, you'll beall right.
Facts.

Speaker 2 (02:07:34):
I was thinking more of Agent Cody Banks.
Oh, I didn't see that.

Speaker 1 (02:07:38):
You didn't see that movie.

Speaker 2 (02:07:39):
They got these little .
It's like little robots thatcan basically eat through
anything, but they're like,they're controllable, but they
were essentially.
They were originally programmedto like clean up the world and
literally to do this, likeliterally everything.
They were designed to do that,but then the bad guy turned the
robots into just using them asweapons to just destroy, like it

(02:08:04):
could eat through anything.

Speaker 1 (02:08:05):
Dang.

Speaker 2 (02:08:06):
Like literally anything.
And so it was like they what isit called Like?
Their plan was to load them upinto like warheads, shoot them
like whatever they wanted to andthey would keep eating, and
they don't.
They don't stop until whateverthey're supposed to eat uh is
gone, so it would have been on.
Uh.
They were supposed they werethreatening the the uh the

(02:08:27):
government with it.
They were gonna shoot ittowards the government.
It was gonna eat up it eatsorganic and uh, because
everybody knows where thegovernment's address is.
That silly gooses silly gooses,I would keep that shit private.

Speaker 1 (02:08:40):
Oh, big old white house, no, I don't live here,
that's right, but um, yeah,that's pretty crazy, bro, that
right there.

Speaker 2 (02:08:47):
Would be pretty cool, though, like in the form of
medicine, like for it to goinside your body and to give you
like help give you yourmedicine or go inside, because
that's the other thing sometimesmedicines don't reach the areas
as opposed to becausesomething's wrong with you and
they won't allow it.
So that would like take it tothe spotting needs specifically.
Just target that instead oflike, because there's some
medicines target the whole, likelike chemotherapy it's your

(02:09:09):
whole body's getting affected.
Instead of it just it'll justgo to that one area wherever the
cancer is just start attackingthat that's pretty cool right
there.

Speaker 1 (02:09:17):
That's good technology right there yep, yep.
That is good technology.

Speaker 2 (02:09:21):
That's stuff you love to see because, like now, it
puts your mind at ease, likemaybe it won't be so bad if I
did get old, right if I do getold, or whatever when I finally
decide to go to the doctor andtell me, on stage three, not no
more, because they got therobots right, they just inject
me and I'm gone the next daythey'll be like here goes your
$30,000 bill, you're gonna haveto get it when I'm dead.

Speaker 1 (02:09:42):
When I'm cold Body in that casket.
You're gonna have to reach inthere.
Pry my casket open and get itfrom my Cold, dead hands.
Sell my casket.

Speaker 2 (02:09:52):
I let them use my body For experience, brother, no
.

Speaker 1 (02:09:55):
You're gonna donate your body To science?
I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (02:09:57):
I'll do it.
They're going to turn me into.
I'm going to be the face of theTerminator in the future, bro.

Speaker 1 (02:10:03):
They're going to have you in a museum Just standing
there.

Speaker 2 (02:10:06):
If y'all do that, if y'all Just know people Just know
it's soft in the, it's cold inthe museums, bro, it's cold in
the museums.
They don't.
They usually keep it below 50,so it Below 50, so it's cold in
the museum.
Just keep that in mind.
Mind your business, mind yourbusiness.
It's cold.
It's cold in there.

Speaker 1 (02:10:25):
And if they don't trim me right, it's going to
look weird.
I promise, I promise.

Speaker 2 (02:10:29):
If they don't, trim me up, you might not see it.

Speaker 1 (02:10:34):
Keep in mind it's cold.

Speaker 2 (02:10:35):
Keep in mind it's cold.
Put me out in the sun, see whathappens.
That's the sign.

Speaker 1 (02:10:46):
Yeah, but I got goosebumps in the water all the
love bumps gone, but that'spretty much it, bro.
We can keep going, but it'salready late.
This thing is like two hoursalready.
We'll make a part three.

Speaker 2 (02:10:59):
We'll make a part three we'll make a part three,
that's right.

Speaker 1 (02:11:02):
In a couple weeks more we'll be able to respond to
you but I guess, before we endoff, I want to give a thanks to
my girlfriend, my cousin Pepe.
You know, thank you so much forlistening, thank you for
supporting me, thank you toanybody else that's a recurring
listener.
You know I keep saying shoutout to all the people that I
know, but I may not know you,but I appreciate you for

(02:11:24):
listening to these episodes, fortuning back in, for sharing
these episodes, for liking theFacebooks I mean the Instagram
stuff for loving the TikTokstuff, for liking the YouTube,
even though we don't post onthere lately.
It means a lot to me, it meansa lot to us, means a lot to us,
you know, appreciate it so much,y'all helping cosmic cove grow
and we really want to build anice little community where we

(02:11:46):
can just um, just shoot the shit, we can just talk or talk about
anything, talk about everythingand just have a good time.
You know we're just here tohave good laughs and, you know,
make good memories witheverybody that's it.
That's how we're here for Forreal.
But again, thank you to anybodywho keeps returning.
You know I love you so much,thank you so much.
We couldn't do this withouty'all Y'all the ones that are

(02:12:07):
making it possible for us and togive us the drive to keep
wanting to do podcasting andeverything, even though we're
just doing it for fun.
I know I could be maybe alittle harsh or something, but I
feel like it's, it's I'd likefor it to be something and grow
into something.
That's why I like to have likea standard for it, but you know,

(02:12:31):
I still want to have fun whiledoing it.
You know, and yeah, that'spretty much it, but, like I said
, sorry, I don't mean to blabberon so much, but you know, be
sure to follow us on tiktokfacebook.
I mean tiktok, instagram andyoutube.
That's k-o-s-m-i-c underscorec-o-v-e on tiktok and youtube.
K-o-s-m-i-c space c-o-v-e oninstagram.

(02:12:55):
No, no, no.
On Instagram.
No, no, no, fuck.
K-o-s-m-i-c underscore C-O-V-Eon Instagram and TikTok.
K-o-s-m-i-c space C-O-V-E onYouTube.
Sorry, thank you.

Speaker 2 (02:13:13):
I just appreciate Sammy and my family, sammy, for
always listening, stilllistening, enjoying the episodes
, yeah, shout out to them, and Iguess we'll end it off on that
note.

Speaker 1 (02:13:25):
We'll catch on the next episode.
Don't forget we're going to betalking about the sleep
experiment.

Speaker 2 (02:13:29):
Oh, yeah, yep.

Speaker 1 (02:13:30):
And y'all let us know if y'all could take on a
gorilla.

Speaker 2 (02:13:33):
But we'll catch on the next one, so.

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