EP 52- Tales from the Shadows: Exploring Creepypastas and Sh**ing on movie critics!!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, what's up everyone?
It's Reverence here.
So I kind of ran into a problemuploading the last previous
episode about the creepypastas.
I don't know what happened.
I was recording.
I mean not recording, I wasediting and I guess I just
didn't edit right.

(00:20):
I was sloppy with my editingthis time.
So, for all the people that didget to listen to the episode,
if you're getting the updateabout the new episode that
you're seeing right now beingreleased and you're like, wait a
minute, I thought they alreadyreleased.
Um, I had to go back andre-edit the audio because the
audio was very choppy for allthe people that didn't manage to

(00:41):
listen before I re-uploaded thenew audio.
So, yeah, that was my bad,sorry about that everyone, but
yeah, hopefully everythingshould be back to normal.
I had to re-upload the audioand re-edit everything, but
hopefully everything sounds good.
Sorry about that and, yeah, besure to enjoy the episode.

(01:02):
See you on the next one, peace.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Oh, oh.
You think darkness is your ally.
You merely adopted the dark.
I was born in it, molded by it.
I see dead Penis, penis.
This is the cast of Cole.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Welcome.
You need to leave.
I'm gonna need you to get Getout.
I'm gonna need you to go setyour desk in the hallway, go to
the office, put your parent onthe phone with me.
Come on, man.
I done told you I don't know mydad's number.
Dial the wrong number.
Call Domino's.
He works there.

(02:08):
Yes, hello, this is Domino's,my teacher tripping.
She telling me I need to cally'all.
Y'all need to tell her to calmdown.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Okay, if I was a Domino's employee and I, uh and
a kid called talking about, yeah, my teacher, she wants to talk
to my parent, hey, dad.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
No better yet hey.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Mom, they told me to call you while you were at work.
I'll play that role as soon asshe get on.
Now why the fuck you calling meat work?
Why the fuck?
It's hard enough.
I got 45 kids.
I've been minimum wage Nobody,fucking tipping, no more.
Why the fuck you calling me?
Yeah, lil Dave, fuck, lil Dave,fuck you.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
You fix him.
This is your hours.
This is your hours.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
This is how I pay you , so you go to public school.
I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
My taxes go to you.
You basically work for me.
You're fired, what it do.
Cosmic Cove, episode 52.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
52 52, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Episode 52.
Allegedly.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Allegedly she was a fairy Yup.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I know you heard that song.
You ever heard of it.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Gotta put you on it's part of that brainwashed shit
bro.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Damn bro, I'm so full bro, I shouldn't have ate that
much.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
I can't help it.
This man said Let me tell youwhat this man did.
I now let a whole lot of tacos,say he was full Proceeded to
eat Two more tacos and then Atetwo more.
No, I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
He must have not seen the other four that.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I ate what did you eat more.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
No, I can't help it, bro.
It was good, though it was goodthat chef needs to he did a
raise that chef.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Somebody need to suck him off Somebody.
He need a raise.
Somebody need to suck him offSomebody.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Somebody, somebody in the room beside him, somebody
in the room, I don't know.
I don't know.
Hands in my pocket kicking thedirt, maybe I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Just twerking your shit like that.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Moving the hood around on him.
Now you see me, now you knowNow you see me Now, you know.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Now you see me Now, you know.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, he done lost it .

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, it's freaky out .
While he in Calico.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
That's what happens when we eat tacos and have two
Modellos In our system.
Well, one Modello for me.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
One Modello for me so far.
I see I haven't finished it.
No, chug, chug, chug.
No, I'm just joking.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
I'm just joking, bro, but how was your week, bro?
How's everything?
Man, I lost my job.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
I lost.
No, I'm just, that's it.
One time you gonna come in herelike that.
Just one day I lost my job.
I got in a car accident.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
I lost my legs.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
I lost my legs, my gerbil died.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
I ain't even alive right now.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
It's a ghost.
This is a robot.
I pre-built knowing this daywould happen.
Y'all know it.
This is AI Be like Future, belike Future.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
No, this is AI have you seen that.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Uh-uh, bro, it's so fancy I mean Future outside, but
he got like a whole, he gotlike a it's.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
AI Ain't no way, Pluto that's you, pluto.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
It's AI, bro.
I'm about to believe.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
I'm about to say maybe it is AI.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
They'll be like nah, bro, don't know what the hell is
this.
We just dripped right here, bro.
Right that man don't match bro.
How you doing though bro, let'ssee, let's see Everything good,
everything good.

(05:50):
I uh still attached a hoodstill attached.
I had this a little smallincident today.
No, no, no, it's not reallycrazy, okay.
So I saw this creature today.
Look, this is second time.
I swear I seen this thingbefore.
I seen it in the view before,mm-hmm.
And I seen it where I wasworking, at Same scenario, bro,
same scenario.
The person I'm riding with.
I'm like look, look, look, look.
This time it was my brother.

(06:10):
I tell him look, he ain't seenit, bro, he ain't seen what I
saw, bro.
So I'm trying to believe.
I'm just imagining this thing.
Now, this is the second.
I don't know if it's a fox, butfor me it's way too big to be a
fox.
Not only that, but when itstood, it stood up like a
meerkat type thing, like aweasel, like a weasel type.

(06:31):
It was long but the tail was atleast this long, bro, for the
listeners, this long it was along-ass tail bro.
And damn, the body was long too.
It looked like a weasel, butwith the long tail For listeners
, for the listeners.
I bought this and it had likethe ears.

(06:51):
The ears were like Rounded,rounded off ears.
So Cause I, cause I was likeSammy, bro, like look this up,
cause I ain't gonna lie, butthis shit was, this shit was
killing me, bro.
I seen this, I seen in the viewthe other time.
I seen it in the video.
I was driving To, uh, I wasdriving to town.
It was back there when I livedout, out of the cut, when we

(07:12):
still lived together.
Uh, I was with my car, mustang.
Mustang was slowing down, Iguess, like to try to like Line
up or something, and then hejust slammed on his brakes.
And I look in front of him LikeI couldn't see at first because
it was his side.
He slammed on the brakes.
I'm like whoa, and then Istarted slowing down, and then I
slammed on the brakes because Isee this thing just pulling

(07:33):
itself like this across thestreet.
And it was long too, but thattime it was bigger, it was like
way bigger.
I was riding with Shardy.
I'm like, look, look up, look,look, look, look at that.
She was on her phone too.
And so when she looked up shewas like what?
I was like you ain't see that,but I was freaking out, you
ain't see that.
She's like nah, I ain't seethat, what are you talking about

(07:57):
?
I was like ain't, no way.
I don't know if I'm going crazy.
I don't know what it is.
That shit was crazy, bro.
So I seen something similartoday.
I tell somebody, look, somebodywas on his phone and by the
time he looked up the thing wasalready running through the
grass.
Bro, I don't know what it is,bro, it's the second time, I

(08:27):
swear, I seen it.
Oh, it's been a hot minute, bro.
A year.
Nah, we still lived at thehouse, I still had my car there
Two years, three years, threeyears four, four years.
Four, five maybe.
Damn, it's been a minute, bro,it's been a minute and I swear
it's the exact same creature,but I swear.
And the other time that Mustangstopped too.
Like he stopped, like he CauseBob been telling you, but he was

(08:47):
just dragging across the,across the road Like he was low
and he was just like moving,moving like that, the way he was
moving, it was like unnatural,it was weird.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Me.
The way I picture it Is likesomebody doing like a plank
position, but at that level.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Or that height.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
And then just crawling the way you're saying.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Like that.
Yeah, it looked like it reallydidn't look human, it looked
like a creature.
You know what it looked like?
It looked like the like theTelfox from Naruto bro.
Oh, okay, sort of like itlooked like a llama, sort of
like that, that stance.
Like that, when it crawls, youknow when it goes into like,
like into beast mode type shit,yeah, like that.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
So just pretty much crawling from a push-up position
.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, but it was just weird.
It was just like, oh, imagine adog that's low, just crawling
like that.
But this time I seen it, but itwas like a small one compared
to that, but it was still prettybig because I was like, nah,
this ain't.
Because I asked Sammy.
I was like, was this a fox?
I was like, look up a fox forme.
And the fox have the pointedears and this had like rounded,
but it just stood, bro.

(09:44):
It was like a gold with color,bro.
It was like crazy, bro.
It was that colorway was crazy,bro.
It was something else, bro, andit just I don't know.
It just stood up.
It stood on me, looked at me,bro, time slowed down, made eye
contact with it, flicked rightnow I was about to say nah, but
it did just look it just likestood up right there and I swear

(10:05):
foxes, don't do that.
Like I wanted to say it was afox.
But the more I think about itI'm like, yeah, foxes, don't.
Foxes, don't be standing uplike that like it was just
standing, like that but the tailit was a long ass tail bro dang
like good.
What's more, creature orwhatever it was that you saw
crawl like that, or seeing it,seeing, uh, seeing it propped up

(10:29):
against the tree on two legs,just looking at you the propped
up gets me more because I kindof like the other experience
that I had at night that was atnight the experience I had I
kind of dismissed that one forthe longest.
I was like I literally justtold myself, yeah, you were like
, you used to hallucinate orsomething.
I literally just told myselfjust to kind of forget about

(10:50):
that.
But seeing it popped up, itlike it stopped.
It legit stopped.
That time it was just runningacross the street, but that time
it stopped as it was coming upthe road.
It stopped and just looked atme.
Hell, no, but I don't, itdoesn't.
It doesn't look malicious oranything like that.

(11:10):
It's just like a.
It's just like like a creature,but just like an animal just
out in the wild.
But it's going about its day,going about his day.
But but I've never seen, bro,like I try to look it up like a
weasel.
Just imagine a combination of aweasel with like a fox or
something like that, somethinglike that.
Bro, I don't know bro, it wasjust crazy, bro, it was just
crazy and I saw that today, bro,literally before I called you,

(11:33):
I seen it.
But yeah, bro, that's about itFor this week.
That's the craziest thathappened this week Craziest,
craziest, craziest.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
That's the highlight.
Really, it might be somebodythat escaped one of the
rehabilitation centers, bro.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Right, something, the rehabs, the rehabs, bro,
something bro, I don't know whatit could be.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Because when me and my girlfriend went one morning
to go get breakfast or whatever,and then sorry, and we were
like, let's just park right herein front of like the auto zone
or advance and we'll eat righthere.
I'm over here getting my sam,my biscuit out, about to tear
this shit up, bro, there's thislady that comes running out from

(12:15):
I don't know where she camefrom, but she's like running and
then she's like coming towardsthe car.
I'm like oh, hey, is this, shewould have got dropped and she
was like smiling or laughing orsomething and then running.
Then she stopped, looked at usand then walked away, but she
kept like looking at us and thenshe was like hiding from
somebody or something.
I don't fucking know bro.

(12:35):
Oh no, she looked like she wastweaking bro.
Oh no, bro, she looked like shewas tweaking.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
She was running, laughing, smiling.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Uh-, she was running, laughing, smiling.
Oh no, I don't know who it was,bro.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
I don't know who she was.
It was a character from themovie Smile bro Right.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
But then she, like she was like she got close to
the car but then she likestopped walked away and then,
like she got like maybe fourfeet from the front of the car
five feet in front of the carand then she just kept like oh
shit, Turn my, I was like whotook a picture of me.
My fault, bro, it was just my.

(13:09):
I have my thing active to incase somebody has their feet
around and I don't have to bustout.
My camera automatically takespictures of somebody's feet.
You know, it's something casualreally it's an app.
It's an app you can download no,but yeah, bro, she like just
kept.
It's casual, really, it's anapp, it's an app you can
download.
No, but um, yeah, bro, she likejust kept turning around
looking at us and then she likekept looking at the road, then

(13:30):
she kept ducking and she gotbehind this van and she was just
like hiding or whatever.
Like hiding from someone, butshe was like smiling head
bobbing and everything.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
I don't want to have was like smiling head bobbing
and everything.
I went out the car.
Hey, I seen you all right, theycoming right now.
Run girl right there.
She's right there, she rightthere, y'all.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
She right there aliens get her what, what's
amazing can step out of itbecause if they're tweaking, bro
, you gotta double down, right,you, you gotta make something
crazy, you gotta you gotta spookhim.
You know, if you get a crackhead and you throw a trash can
over him and then just bang onit, bro, he's not going to do
crack, no more.
He's going to have a bad memorywith that drug he did.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
So they had a bad trip.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Just cover him up with the trash can.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bangbang All you hear is ah, ah ah,
Start shaking.
He just generally tweaking bro.
He starts shaking.
He just generally tweaking bro.
You just lift up the lid andthen you have, like Eustace from
Courage and Cowardly Dog, ooga,booga, booga.
But the scary man, scare thatman.
Put a flashlight in their eyes,make sure they.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Hit him with the bright ass flashlight.
Flick it on.
Flick it on.
Flick it on.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
You have a whole seizure attack.
Then you push him down and thenrun.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Y'all heard her here first.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
This is the way to save America.
Yo Then leave a note saying youhave one more chance.
Promise that dude's going to beclean.
Hold up.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Promise he's not going to be doing no drugs or
nothing.
Bro, hey yo, if they do that tome, I might believe it too,
y'all but who am I?

Speaker 1 (14:58):
but a simple man.
A simple man with the method.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Y the method.
Y'all give me the issues andI'll give y'all the resolution.
Tight shit, tight shit.
But nobody wants to listen toreverence, nobody want to invest
money in this, uh, in this idea.
It needs funding.
Y'all, it needs funding for14.99.
I can now be part of thesolution for 14.99.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
I'll teach you the method, kind of like I'm
teaching y'all the method to uhday trading low key, low key but
, um, yeah, that was like Aboutthe weirdest thing that happened
to us, about last week, I think, or this following week.
Oh, this was recent.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Oh, in the Ville.
We got tickets in the Ville,our biota zone.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Some.
But I mean they have Like therehab thing right there.
There's like a Rehabilitationthing right there.
Oh, for real, like a recoveryKind of thing, like uh, like the
AA.
Yeah, I guess AA or like.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, where it's right beside it, right beside
the zone.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
I didn't even know that I'm going to check that out
Just to see what they got goingon.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Just sign myself in, yeah, so what time can I leave?
Yeah, you can't leave there.
I just came here to visit.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, that's what they all say.
I want to do the crash course.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Call Reverence.
Call Reverence.
Sir, there's no one namedReverence in the video I pick up
.
Hello, is this Reverence?

Speaker 1 (16:16):
No, this is Patrick.
No, this is Patrick.
All right, here we go.
Oh no, Reverence.
There he goes again using thatname.
That's his friend that he keepstalking about.
That passed away 20 years ago.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Going to my paddy room.
He's just reverence all over it.
I just married him with my shit.
He's only been here one day.
I don't know what the fuckhappened to him.
I completely lose after thatHasn't even been 24 hours, just
losing it Like their Russianexperiment.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Right, just out losing it, bro.
But, um, that's about it, bro.
Other than that, we haven'treally done much.
I mean, um, besides Mother'sDay, you know, we just Went out
to eat, went to eat at thatSushi place.
At that sushi place, the foodlooks good Like I'm not knocking
everything or anything the foodpresentation is amazing.

(17:09):
Okay, okay, you know I got aGeneral Tso bowl and it was like
, maybe like for listeners.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
It was like this big.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
It was like this, that's how big the bowl?
Was, and then it was probablylike that tall.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Oh, that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Fill of rice, bro Fill of rice.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
How about chicken, though?
I had a good amount of chickentoo, more rice, obviously, than
chicken.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Okay, yeah, unfortunately, For a bowl like
that for $7?
$7?
Yeah, for $7.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
A low key, a low key.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
That's all you need.
And then I got two rows becauseit was like half off price they
had the deals.
And then I got the liquidmarijuana drink, which is it had
like I can't remember what wasin it, but it had like the CBD
seltzer in there too.
Oh yeah, they had CBD.
Oh good, which was okay.
The drink.
I give it maybe like a seven,seven.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
It's alcoholic.
Right, it's an alcoholic.
It had alcohol and whateverAlcohol it was like a seven, bro
.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
I give it a seven Only because it didn't have
enough flavor for me, mm.
What was?

Speaker 2 (18:13):
the flavor for it, like what was the I can't
remember Mm okay.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
But I mean, you could taste coconut and, I think,
mango.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Maybe, I can't remember what flavors it was.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Who said expecting my drink?
Right it was, that's what theywanted.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
No, because some people can.
Some people know how to makedrinks, some people just don't
know how to add the flavors toit.
Bro, because that one it feltlike it was light.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
So usually what I do, what I'm making, just to make
sure my customer gonna be happy.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
I stick my finger when I twirl it around.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Just that's it.
Just put a straw in it, take aquick sip Halfway.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Drink it halfway and then throw the ice in.
And get the other half.
That's what the bars do, ain'tit?
Bars be filling that thing upLike a quarter.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Throw you paying for ice.
You paying for eyes, you payingfor eyes, that shit all the way
at the time Bartender's like,yeah, I'm going to need my tap.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
I mean, I'm going to need my tip.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
They had that dosser.
He was looking at you, bitch 14.
Bitch, bitch.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
I said bitch, bitch, bitch you know what I'm talking
about that dude recorder Bitch.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Boy had his look.
I can't even do it away, bitchNah.
But it is true, bro, somebartenders don't, they don't be
doing it Like that really.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Right, if there's any bartenders Listening to this
episode, we don't mean to, wedon't mean to throw shade or
anything at you.
We know there's Certain reasonsfor it, but Can you do light
ice for me, right?

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Light ice, please Like.
I went through a fast fooddrive-thru and we got light ice
on my-.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
I'll be doing this at McDonald's and shit if I ever
go to McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Bro McDonald's got a Either they're going to fill my
cup up with ice all the way, orthey're probably putting three
ice cubes in there.
There's no in between.
On.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Or when they make that fresh tea.
So it's just like a little hot.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Oh yeah, Bro, fresh tea, put ice in it.
There's no ice.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
By the time you drop out no ice.
There's no ice, bro, no ice.
Say nothing but tea, hot asstea Hot ass.
For On a hot day, bro, on a hotday.
Ah, yes, just what I asked for.
My favorite.
Y'all about to get sued, likethat lady, the person that sued
y'all for that coffee being toohot.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
I'm about to sue y'all for not having enough ice
in my cup.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
You know what I hate about sweet tea, though.
I love sweet tea, but I can'tstand when it tastes like mop
water.
I don't know why Mop water, bro, I swear that shit be tasting
like mop water sometimes.
Describe that for me.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Mop water, because I never heard this.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
No, so you get a mop, sorry bro, you get some water,
get him out of here.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Get him out of here, then you just get a cup and just
Swish it around.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Swish it around.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Spit it back in the cup.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Like that dude, that video.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
The vanilla dude.
The vanilla dude.
Look at his lips.
I've been going for like Threetimes bro Low key.
I've seen him eat that.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
But I wanted some Right.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
I wanted some.
That's how I eat now.
That's how I be doing To mysister.
That's how you get that savorywhen I eat.
When I eat now, that's what Ibe doing to my sister.
That's how you get that savorywhen I eat around my sister, I
be eating with my mouth openlike that I be doing it, she's
like eat correct?
I'm like no, this is how yousupposed to eat.
And then I get my other sisteron with it, and then my other
sister just follows, like aslong as we bother her, she'll go

(21:40):
along Just knowing her.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Oh shit, but um what we're talking about?

Speaker 2 (21:45):
About the mop water Sweet tea.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Bro, I cannot stand it.
It's like we're like.
It's kind of like If you hadyour tea and it sat out too long
, or it's been out for too long.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Okay, you know what I'm talking about.
Have you ever had tea that'sever sat out too long?

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Nah, not really when it has that Funky flavor to it,
the only thing I don't likeabout tea.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
In this I've noticed there's only the McDonald's tea.
I don't know if it's just toosweet, but it's almost like it
like shocks my mouth I don'tknow how to describe it Like I
tell you that first, sir, that'sdiabetes Maybe, but I don't
know.
But it's like way too sweet forme, at least McDonald's one.
I really don't know how todescribe it.

(22:22):
It's like a feeling of like.
It's just like overwhelms mymouth, bro.
I don't know how to explain it,but it's just too sweet for me.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Now close your eyes, Listeners, close your eyes.
Replay that whole sentenceright there.
I'll close my eyes, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
It's just so much for my mouth, it's just so big in
my mouth, it's just so big in mymouth, little Cosmic Cove after
dark for y'all.
That one's for free, but for$14.99, you can do better.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
I was about to say the next one's $14.99.
But I don't know.
How do you feel?
You said you just don't likesweet, sweet tea.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah, I don't like Half and half, I like my half
and half.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
How does half and half work?
Half sweet, half unsweet?
I was about to say I was tryingto say some dumb shit.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
I was like you put half of it.
You put the other half as well.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Some people do half and half with lemonade Sweet tea
.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
I recently had it.
They gave it to me on iTunes.
That's not even what I askedfor, but they gave me half
lemonade, half sweet tea.
What'd you think?

Speaker 1 (23:25):
It was pretty good.
Some people like it.
Yeah, that's pretty much likean Arnold Palmer.
Yeah, that's an Arnold Palmer.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
I usually get that from the Rizzonas though.
Oh, the half-half.
Yeah, the Arnold those, butit's just the McDonald's with
tea, bro.
Where is this for me is just.
I don't know if it's like it'stoo much for me, bro, too much,
too sweet, or something.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
That's the kind of tea I like, when it just makes
me shiver, I mean shake.
When I just take a sip I'm likefuck my sugar levels, just like
spike.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
They be clutching their heart, clutching my heart
for real, bro.
Might be the last drink Wholebody tingling.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
My feet get swollen.
Just cut it off.
Cut it off.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
I'm feeling it in my whole body.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
My eyes roll back when I take that sip.
Quickly, quickly.
The insulin, the insulin, theinsulin.
I need it, I need it.
What a rush.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
I'm sweet to you.
It what a rush.
Sweet tea is crazy.
That's the rush I chase everyday.
Now I feel alive Woo.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Awesome.
We all like to have fun outhere.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Oh no, who getting too crazy On the sweet tea.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
You just like to chase the feeling, bro?
That's what it is.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
I'm gonna say it's just you, just wanna, you just
wanna feel alive by dying alittle bit, right, that's the
best way To live right there,low key Low key, I agree, but
what was I gonna say?

Speaker 1 (24:56):
What were we talking about, besides the sweet tea?
Oh.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Oh, you was telling us About the Of.
Oh, you was telling us aboutthe uh of yesterday, where y'all
were eating.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Oh yeah, no, there was something else I was going
to say besides that.
Um damn, there was going to besome chisme.
I had to tell you.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
I was going to tell you from the last episode.
You said you had some chismeand then you said you were going
to say it for the next one.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
I done, forgot it bro .

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Hold on.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
It was some good cheeseman too, I know, but I
know I'm meant to ask you too.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
I wrote down hold on hold on, hold on hold on.
Uh, yep, ask about thecheeseman.
Says it right there.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Ask about the cheese will you make out with me Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
You weren't supposed to read out loud.
I don't know.
I do want to Make out.
Make out If you may, if youwill.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
This is what happens when it gets the modelos in the
system young.
This is normal.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
This is normal, Yayo.
The modelos be activating likean ultra in system.
Young.
This is normal.
This is normal, yayo.
The modelos be activating likean ultra in me, bro, it's just
something about the.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
No, no, I was going to say something it reminds me
of like the.
Have you been on SpanishInstagram?
Yeah, like, the Spanish reelsare fucking hilarious, bro.
Like just the way they act outand everything.
It's just like third worldcountry type.
Humor type.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Shit might be some of the funniest shit though, but
the one I'll be liking, but thatdude I show.
I said to you like when theysay, uh, some, some stuff,
they're like ah, you don't talkabout, like, we're just like get
us a chorizo uh, oh, yeah I'llbe dying on those, bro.
It's just those kinds of jokes,bro.
People over here be too scaredto make those type of jokes, bro

(26:49):
.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
They're too scared about getting canceled and all
that stuff.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
Here at Cosmic Co.
We are breaking barriers, andby barriers.
I'm bored.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
But yeah, they do have a different type of humor
over there, like Mexico orwhatever, like they.
They don't hold back bro.
They don't hold back one bitbro.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
I can't even describe nothing like too much comes to
mind to pinpoint one singlething.
But it'd just be awful, bro.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
They don't be holding back for real, bro to me it's
almost the same as like Xbox 360, modern Warfare 2, lobbies type
shit.
Very accurate, very accuraterepresentation Pretty much,
pretty much.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
It's equivalent to that.
It's equivalent.
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
I'm talking about slurs, Anything under the sun
you're going to be called.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Not even that, it's just the jokes that make a body.
Nah, this is one I've seenwhere this dude he was acting
tough and so there was like acar going by and he flicks him
off or something.
So everybody stops and thenthey come back.
It's like, hey, what's up?
You flicking me off, Likewhat's good.

(27:58):
And all his friends are likebro, that dude that flicked him
off, sorry, he got a disability.
And everybody's like nah, nah,nah, stop, see, he's a little
sick.
He's a little sick, stop,something wrong with him.
And the dude's over there justtweaking and shit and
everybody's like leave him alone, something wrong with him,
leave him alone, leave him alone.
The dude, dang, dang right,walks away, bro, and the dude

(28:24):
just all right, they gone.
Bro, it just On the Tuesday, bro.
They just dropped that on theTuesday.
Bro Should be going crazy broCasual type shit.
It's casual, bro, casual, andthat's really what brings the
community together?
Really Just being able.
People get too uptight and thenthey can't joke.
That's when society fails, man.
That's right.

(28:44):
I heard it here first.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
That's when all the fun leaves, bro, and when the
fun leaves.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Oh yeah, the tree leaves, all right.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
All right, so let's go ahead and give them the
subjects that they came here forYayo.
They done heard enough of ourbanter.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
We done, stalled them enough.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Enough.
We're really just pushing fornumbers.
We're really just trying tomake sure y'all get two hours
worth of video so we can pushour algorithm out there and have
our streams boosted up.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
It's all no numbers game, Roscoe.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Y'all got 100% retention on them.
30-minute videos.
We got like 60% on them.
Two-hour video episodes, allright.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
So we're going to start off today.
Was it Creepypastas, right,mm-hmm?

Speaker 1 (29:35):
All right, all right, we're going to start off with
Creepypastas.
I know we hit it briefly on thelast episode, uh-huh.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
But we figured we'd cover some good creepy.
So good, let me.
Let me tell you what my dumbass was doing.
My dumb, my dumb ass wascopying everything off and then
I realized it's just a creepypasta.
I'm not taking notes off of it,so I just loaded.
I just copied the webpagesinstead.
But I don't bro, I was, I wasjust going this copy paste, copy
I was like why the fuck am Idoing this?
I'm just reading uh, I'm justreading the stories.
Why do I gotta do this?
Alright, innovation here.

(30:07):
Innovation here.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Go ahead, I'll let you start off.
Why don't we start off?
Okay?

Speaker 2 (30:09):
okay.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Alright, I got you bro.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
No, I'm just joking.
Go ahead.
Y'all ready for my beautifulvoice?
Check this out, I got, I got.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Oh, you're on the website, on the website itself.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Oh shit, that's the one you don't cover.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
You see it, you see it.
That one was Did you ever getinto it?
Did you watch videos andeverything about?

Speaker 2 (30:28):
it?
No, I just read it.
Oh no, no, I just read it.
I watched the videos.
That's where it's good.
No, because the only time I hadit was at night.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
I was not about to be watching that at night, that's
the time Live a little.
I do Live a little silly Live alittle silly.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
I just heard that dude's voice.
Nah, let me tell you why I didit.
So I did a little one up.
That dude's voice pissed me off, bro.
What did it say?
No, the way they be reading.
No, no offense to y'all.
No offense to y'all, but theway they were.
Like their voice, they be doingit.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
So today we are covering, yeah bro, one of the
most famous and most disturbingcreepypastas.
I couldn't, bro Yayo FYB, ifyou are listening to this
episode just know, my voice isnot fucking annoying, look.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
I know they got their own thing going on, but I came,
I came, bro, they gonna listento us talking.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Y'all talking about me.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
I ain't say I was perfect.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
I'm just saying.
That's why I'm staying quiet,I'm on reverence 811 hold on.
Let me drop a name please,little bro, my fault big bro.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
I wasn't even in this .

Speaker 1 (31:47):
What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (31:47):
I do All right, so check this out.
Ah, Ah, go ahead, go ahead, allright, I was an intern at
Nickelodeon.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Hold on, let me do it like that.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Hold on, oh yeah uh, this is uh, yeah, I guess I'll
give you five times wrongsquidward suicide.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
All right, I'm about to do.
I was an intern nickelodeonstudios.
I can't do it low-key.
It's harder than it looks thanit sounds.
I'll give him that it's atalent.
It's a talent I give you.
I give him that.
All right, I was an internnickelodeon studios for a year
in 2005 for my degree inanimation.
I wasn't paid of course mostinternships aren't, but it did
have some perks beyond education.

(32:28):
To adults it might not seemlike a big one, but most kids at
the time would go crazy over it.
Now, since I worked directlywith the editors and animators,
I got to view the new episodesdays before they aired.
Alright, sorry, I'll get rightto it without giving too many
unnecessary details.
They had very recently made thespongebob movie and the entire

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staff was somewhat snapped orsapped of creativity, so it took
them longer to start up theseason, but the delay lasted
longer.
For more upsetting reasons,there was a problem with these
series for premiere, with theseries for premiere that say
everyone and everything.
Back for several months, me andtwo other interns were in the
editing room along with the leadanimator, uh-oh.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Uh-oh, reverend, where's the rest of the story?

Speaker 2 (33:26):
A little small panic got inside my heart.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
I said uh-uh, ain't, no way.
It's because I was looking at.
I was looking at Yayo's phoneand I saw he reached the bottom
of the page and his face justwent like wait a minute.
Where's the rest of the story?

Speaker 2 (33:38):
No, my ears are red, bro, my ears are red.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
That's about to say nah, there's three more, bro,
I've had to have.
I'm not new to the game, butI've done had to have it.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
When I was copying and pasting the same thing
happened I said, but I was herefor a whole story.
And then I saw the read oh,okay, okay, let me start over.
I'm going to stop Now.
I'm gonna stop now I'm justplaying.
Oh, me and two other internswere in the editing room along
with the lead animators andsound editors for the final cut.
We received the final copy.
That was supposed to be fear ofa Krabby Patty and gather

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around the screen to watch.
Now, given that it's final yetit's final yet.
Animators often put up a mocktitle for the card, sort of an
inside joke for us with phony,often lewd titles such as how
Sex Doesn't Work instead ofRockabye Bevolve when Spongebob
and Patrick adopted Sea ScallopNothing particularly funny but

(34:36):
work-related chuckles.
So when we saw the title cardSquidward's Suicide, we didn't
think it more than a morbid joke.
One of the interns did a smallthrow laugh at it.
The happy-go-lucky music playsas normal.
The story began with Squidwardpracticing his clarinet, hitting
a few sour notes, like normal.
We hear Spongebob laughingoutside and Squidward stops

(34:57):
yelling at him to keep it downas he has concert that that
night and needs to practice.
Spongebob says okay and goes tosee sandy with patrick.
The bubble splash screen comesup and we see the ending of
squidward's concert.
This is when things begin toseem off.
While playing, a few framesrepeat themselves, but the sound
doesn't.
At this point sound is syncedup with the animation.
So yes, that's not common, butwhen he stops playing the sound

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finishes as if the skip neverhappened there.
There's a slight murmuring inthe crowd before they begin to
boo him Not normal cartoonbooing, that is common in the
show but you can very clearlyhear Madison Squidward's in full
frame and looks visibly afraid.
The shot goes to the crowd withSpongeBob in center frame and
he too is booing.

(35:42):
Very much unlike him.
This isn't the oddest thing,though.
What is odd, everyone hadhyper-realistic eyes, very
detailed, clearly not shots ofreal people's eyes, but
something a bit more real thanCGI.
The pupils were red.
Some of us looked at each other, obviously confused, but since
we weren't the writers, wedidn't question his appeals with
children.
Yet the shot goes to Squidwardsitting on the edge of its bed,

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looking very forlorn.
The view out of this portholewindow is of a night sky.
So it's very long after theconcert.
The unsettling part at thispoint there is no sound,
literally no sound, not even thefeedback from the speakers in
the room.
It's as if the speakers wereturned off, though their status
showed them working perfectly.
He just sat the speakers in theroom.
It's as if the speakers wereturned off, though their status

(36:27):
showed them working perfectly.
He just sat there blinking inthe silence for about 30 seconds
.
Then he started to sob softly.
He put his hands tentacles overhis eyes and cried quietly for
a full minute or more.
All the while a sound in thebackground were very slowly
growing from nothing to barelyaudible.
It sounded like a slight breezethrough a forest.
The screen slowly began to zoomin on his face, by by slow.

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I mean it only noticeable ifyou look at shots 10 seconds
apart.
Side by side.
His sobbing uh gets louder,more full of heart and anger.
The screen then twitches a bit,as if it twists in on itself
for a split second, then backsto normal.
The wind through the trees,sound gets slowly louder and

(37:12):
more severe, as if a storm isbrewing somewhere.
The eerie part is the sound andSquidward sobbing sounded real,
as if the sound wasn't comingfrom the speakers, but as if the
speakers were hoarse.
The sound was coming throughfrom the other, but as if the
speakers were holes.
The sound was coming throughfrom the other side.
As good as sound as the studiolikes to have, they don't
purchase the equipment to bethat good to produce sound of

(37:34):
that quality, below the sound ofthe wind and sobbing very faint
.
Something sounded like laughing.
It came at all intervals andnever lasted more than a second,
so you had a hard time pinningit.
We watched this show twice, sopardon me if things sound too
specific, but I've had time tothink about them.
After 30 seconds of this, thescreen blurred and twitched
violently and something flashedover the screen as if a single

(37:57):
frame was replaced.
The lee animation editor pausedand rewound frame by frame.
What we saw was horrible.
It was a still photo of a deadchild.
He couldn't have been more thansix.
The face was mangled andbloodied, one eye dangling over
his upturned face popped.
He was naked down to hisunderwear, his stomach crudely
cut open and his intros layingbeside him.

(38:18):
He was laying on some pavement.
That was probably a road.
The most upsetting part was thatthere was a shadow of the
photographer.
There was no crime tape, noevidence tags or markers, and
the angle was completely off fora shot designed to be evidence.
It would seem the photographerwas the person responsible for
the child's death.
We were of course mortified butpressed on hoping that it was

(38:39):
just a sick joke.
The screen flipped back toSquidward, still sobbing louder
than before, and half-body inframe there.
A sick joke.
The screen flipped back tosquidward, still sobbing louder
than before, and have body inframe.
That was now what appeared tobe blood running down his face
from his eyes.
The blood was also done in ahyper realistic style, looking
as if you touch, if you gotblood on your fingers.
The wind sounded now as if itwas, if it were that of a gal

(39:00):
blown gal blowing through theforest.
There were even snapping soundsof branches, the laughing, a
deep bird tone lasting at longerintervals, coming more
frequently, about 20 seconds.
The screen again twisted andshowed a single frame photo.
The editor was reluctant to goback.
We all were, but he knew he hadto this time.

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The photo was that of whatappeared to be a little girl, no
older than the first child.
She was laying on her stomach,her barrettes, in the pool of
blood next to her.
Her left eye was too popped outand popped naked except for
underpants.
Her intros were piled on top ofher above.
Another crew cut along her back.
Again, the body was on thestreet and the photographic

(39:42):
shadow was visible, very similarin size and shape to the first.
I had to choke back and vomit.
One intern the only female inthe room ran out.
The show resumed About fiveseconds after the second photo
played.
Squidward went silent, as didall sound like it was when this
scene started.
He put his tentacles down andhis eyes were now done in

(40:04):
hyper-realism like the otherswere in the beginning of the
episode.
They were bleeding, bloodshotand pulsating.
He just stared at the screen asif watching the viewer.
After about 10 seconds hestarted sobbing, this time not
covering his eyes.
The sound was piercing and loud.
The most fear-inducing of ofall, his sobbing was mixed with

(40:26):
screams, tears and blood weredripping down his face at a
heavy rate.
The wind sound came back and sodid the deep voice laughing.
This time the still photo lastedfor a good five frames.
The animator was able to stopit on the fourth and back up.
This time the photo was of aboy about the same age, but this

(40:46):
time the scene was different.
The intros were just beingpulled out from a stomach wound
by a large hand, the right eyepopped and dangling blood
trickling down it.
The animator proceeded.
It was hard to believe.
But the next one was different,but he couldn't tell what.
He went on to the next samething.
He went back to the first andplayed the quicker, played them

(41:07):
quicker and lost it.
And I lost it.
I vomited on the floor.
The animating and sound editoris gasping at the screen.
The five frames were not as ifthey were five different photos.
They were played out as if theywere frames from the video.
We saw the hand slowly lift outthe guts.
We saw the kid's eyes focus onit.
We even saw two frames of thekid beginning to blink.
The lead sound editor told usto stop.

(41:28):
He had to call in the creatorto see this.
Mr heilenberg arrived with about15 minutes.
He was confused as to why hewas called down there, so the
editor just continued theepisode.
Once a few frames were shownall screaming, all sound again
stopped.
Squidward was just staring atthe viewer, full frame of the
face, for about three seconds.
The shot quickly panned out.

(41:50):
The shot quickly panned out andthat deep voice said do it.
And we see in Squidward's handsa shotgun.
He immediately put the gun inhis mouth and pulls the trigger.
Realistic blood and brainmatter splatters the wall behind
him and his bed and he fliesback with the force.
The last five seconds of theepisode show his body on the bed
On his side we're not danglingout what's left on his head

(42:13):
above the floor staring blanklyat it.
Then the episode ends.
Mr Highlander is obviouslyangry at this.
He demands to know what theheck was going on.
Most people left the room atthis point, so it was just a
handful of us to watch it again.
Viewing the episode twice onlyserved to imprint the entirety
of it in my mind and caused mehorrible nightmares.
I'm sorry I stayed.

(42:35):
The only theory we could thinkof was the file was edited by
someone in the chain to joinstudio to hear the CTO was
called in to analyze it.
To analyze what?
When it happened?
The analysis of the file didshow it was edited over by new
material.
However, the timestamp of itwas a mere 24 seconds before we

(42:55):
began viewing it.
All equipment involved wasexamined for foreign software
and hardware, as well asglitches, as of the timestamp
may have glitched and show thewrong time, but everything
checked out fine.
We don't know what happened andto this day nobody does.
There was an investigation dueto the nature of the photos, but
nothing came out of it.
No child scene was identified.
No clues were gathered from thedata involved, nor physical

(43:17):
clues in the photos.
I never believed inunexplainable phenomenon before,
but now that I have somethinghappened, I can't prove anything
about it beyond anecdotalevidence.
I think twice about things.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
The end damn who read the whole creepy pasta thing we
weren't supposed to.
Oh no, no, that's good I'm justgonna hit mom briefly.
Oh, go ahead no, no no, you'regood, though, bro, you're good.
Um, that was good, that wasgood.
I knew about that one man, Ithink if you, oh no, the camera
is dead.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
Squidward did it.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
No, all right, we're going to take a quick break.
Our camera died, we'll be rightback.
All right, now we're backBecause this is a sound cue,
like you'll see the line when itspikes up like that.
Whenever he'll learn, he'llstuff like that.
Whenever he'll learn ah, he'lllearn y'all chat, he'll learn
whenever he gets that pc.
All right.
So, um, all right, we're back.

(44:10):
Y'all.
Sorry about that.
The camera had the camera haddied and uh, we're trying to get
footage, keep footage.
But, um, all, right back wherewe left off.
Dang bro, but I didn't knowthat you.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
I'm sorry I do not remember how do you?

Speaker 1 (44:26):
how do you do that?
When I left the time stamp inmy brain, I said 44, 45, 44, 42,
huh I said resume um, we weretalking about the whole, like
because you read the whole thing, uh-huh, that's, that's right.
I did the whole.
I heard about that squidwardone like.

(44:47):
I heard about it when I wasgrowing up but I didn't know.
I knew it was like a lostepisode.
That's like a common thing thatmost cartoons have like lost
episodes.
But that's like a creepiestpossible thing, okay, okay well,
some cartoons actually do havelike that creepy episode though.
Oh, okay, like I think.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Like some crazy shit, like that like.
Yeah, yeah Like some of them,but not like to that extent, not
to that extent.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
But they are like A little bit darker Than usually.
Oh, okay, okay.
This shit a little Little grim.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Okay, okay, I mean old cartoons.
Were like that, though thatmakes sense, yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Like the one we're talking about, tom and Jerry,
that one had that.
It had like a dark episodeUh-huh, where at the end they
ended up like you know.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
They ended up dying or something like that.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Yeah, they ended up going on train tracks at the end
of the episode.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, but I don'tknow, so you never heard that
one then.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
I never.
Who was reading this as a kid?
Nah, bro, if I was readingthose as a kid, I'd be.
I'd be a whole psychopath, bro.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
I read it.
I'll Watch YouTube videos aboutit.
Chilling, bro, chilling Justwatching them.
It didn't do nothing to me, bro.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Nah, it's, it's not.
It's not, it's not that scary,it's just.
It's weird, though it's like.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
It is unsettling.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
There you go, it's unsettling.
Unsettling but it intrigues youuh huh, like it got me thinking
like what if this was real?
Though like, like what if itactually did happen?
They're just trying to pass itoff as a creepypasta, though
that shit was good though thatshit was good right.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
I just can't remember the whole details about that
one don't worry about readingagain, but well, after you're
ready I learned about it, butother than that I couldn't
remember like all the stuff thatthe people had said about it or
whatever.
All right, we're going to talkabout one of my favorite
creepypastas and that's when Ikind of slightly covered last
episode.

(46:41):
This has been drowned hauntedmajora's mass cartridge.
Did you read?

Speaker 2 (46:49):
you have this one too uh, no, I don't have it, but I
I read part of it, but it waslike really long, like for the
whole thing.
So I was like it's too long.
Yeah, I was like too long, toolong, so this is like a short uh
short, compacted version ofeverything okay, okay okay.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
So it was created by Alex Hall in 2010 as a
creepypasta web series.
It centers around a hauntedLegend of Zelda Majora's Mask
cartridge.
The tale unfolds through aseries of videos, forum posts
and in-universe documents,forming one of the first ARGs.
Arg just stands for AlternateReality in the creepypasta world

(47:25):
.
Okay.
A little backstory.
So the protagonist, a collegestudent, buys a used Majora's
Mask cartridge from an old man.
The game contains a storage, Imean a strange save file labeled
Ben.
The player experiences bizarreendgame glitches.
This story and music reversecontrols, npcs behaving

(47:47):
abnormally, link, spontaneouslycatching fire and being stalked
by a statue of the Elegy ofEmptiness.
The entity, the entity known asBen, is a malevolent spirit
trapped within the cartridge.
He manipulates the game worldand causes horrifying
hallucinations and real worlddisturbances.
It's implied Ben was a boy whodrowned under mysterious

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circumstances and now uses thecartridge as a vessel.
So they say Ben manipulatesdigital media, blending the
digital and the real world.
The narrative the narrativeexplores AI, sentence possession
and the concept of cursed data.
so pretty much like um, prettymuch what that's saying is like

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if you're playing, if it is likeif it was real and you were
playing a game, like it'd kindof like break the fourth wall or
third wall, whatever it'scalled and start talking to you
but like, like it would likeyou'd be literally walking and
he'd stop and he'd slowly turnaround and look directly at you
and say something like this isgetting a bit boring, or some
shit or just talking about like,but the main thing is that he's

(48:54):
turning around and talking toyou.
Yeah, I know, bro, that's whatI'm saying and it's just like
shit like that, like he'd startdoing shit like that.
So over time the ARG evolved toinclude a fictional
organization called the MoonChildren who worship the digital
God and I really don't have toomuch details on that.
But Ben Drowned helpedpopularize creepypasta as a

(49:18):
multimedia experience.
So pretty much like from thiscreepypasta people didn't just
do from like stories, theyactually like implemented, like
make games.
Didn't just do from likestories, they actually like
implemented, like make games outof it and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
You know I'm saying yeah, or?

Speaker 1 (49:29):
use it like as a reference, or use what the
creepy pasta was based off ofand implod it into like other
things, like other video games,or well, I pretty much just said
that, but yeah, you know I'msaying yeah, yeah, you get it.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Yeah, like they were.
Yeah, they were just using thatas as yeah, it's inspiration
for the stuff.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Yeah, yeah, it says right here influence many other
haunted stories and video basedhorror format, pet scoop and uh,
that's pretty much it for thisone I mean there's obviously the
whole creepypasta, but I'm notgonna read the whole four.
Yeah, it's gonna be too long,yeah, but yeah, like I mean, if
you do it that's fine, but ifit's both, was reading the whole

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thing.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Yeah, it's gonna be too long for everybody.
And I saw that one because ittells you uh, the, the like the
average reading time for it.
That one said 49 minutes yeahwe ain't doing all that.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Yeah, I'm gonna touch on it briefly, but that's
that's about it, okay, um, butyeah, besides that, I had that
whole experience that I had withthe two what they're appearing
on the side of the screen.
But I know they say it's acreepy pasta, bro, but hear me
out.
All right.
Okay, go ahead.
What are we gonna?

Speaker 2 (50:33):
say go ahead, okay, look, I believe in.
And then topos.
I know I said it here before,but topos are like, if you give
it, give something enough energy, or like, believe something
enough, I believe that somethingenough, I believe that
something like it could exist.
And I feel like that's wayeasier with something like stuff
like this where it's.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
What do you mean?
It's already popularized.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
It's already popularized it's.
I feel like stuff that has acreep factor is easier for that
stuff to to exist.
Like how do I say it?
Like exist, or like exists, orlike happened to you, or like
like that bro, like like likewhat happened to you.
I feel like I believe you whenyou say like you, you started
seeing.
Like his head pop out.

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Head pop out.
I believe it, bro.
I believe it Cause they don'tbelieve me.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
The ones that's out my head, tell me I'm wrong.
Everyone says I'm crazy.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
But, um, everyone says I'm crazy.
But I believe you, bro, Ibelieve especially I'm crazy.
No, no, but especially as a kid, bro.
And then you watching it byyourself, and then maybe maybe
it wasn't just the creepypastadoing that, maybe it was

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something else that saw it.
Saw you getting like, oh, he'sinterested in this, and just the
creepypasta doing that, maybeit was something else that saw
it.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
That's what I was about to say.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Saw you getting like oh, he's interested in this
Mm-hmm and started like fuckingaround with it, fucking with it,
yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what Iwas thinking too.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
So I was just about to say I was going to say like,
maybe like, because you knowthey say like demons, roam,

(52:13):
ghosts or whatever you want tocall them, spirits or whatever.
Yeah, and they're always likeplotting, they're always like
how could I scare this right,this yn, real quick as one is,
as my four percent is accordingto my ancestry I can't say it
all the way I could at leastcall refer to myself as a yn um.
So I'm there, you know, casuallychilling, clenching my butt
cheeks while watching youtubevideos laying on my stomach

(52:36):
kicking my feet up, californiagirl style, you know, just
kicking my feet up all darkthough all dark and maybe like
since I was by myself maybe likethe ghost or whatever, whatever
it was like let me, let me fuckaround with this little, this
little mexican kid real quick.
And it did that to scare mebecause no cab bro, like I did,

(52:57):
feel like my face went cold, mybody went when you saw that like
when, when it just startedpopping up like from the left
side to the center of the screen, well, like from his left side,
poking his head, going back topdown, going down.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Yeah, see that's, yeah that's wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Because I started realizing.
I was like wait a minute, whatis going on here?
Then that's when I felt likebro, I felt like I don't know,
like all the blood in my bodyjust left.
I was like I felt fear.
At that time I was like, holyshit, not because of it, I guess
, more like of what happened, oflike more.

(53:37):
I was more like I'm actuallyexperiencing something oh, okay,
okay and that right there was,like it, it kind of like sent me
like down a turmoil.
I guess you would say like wasthat your first time reality?

Speaker 2 (53:48):
what's?
Was that your first timeexperiencing something?
Like that I guess so, becausethe first time I experienced
something like scary it oh, itdidn't miss you it messed me up,
bad, like the first time Iexperienced like and I was I was
not that little, but likeactually experiencing like.
I had other accounts, otherstuff happening, but like,

(54:11):
actually like experiencingsomething Bro.
I had a fever for like threedays bro.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Oh yeah, you did say that.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Like I was scared, scared like first time bro, like
actually getting that first fit, like actual fear.
Fear, bro it.
It messes you.
I at least, at least for me, itmessed me up.
But, um, what were you saying?
My bad, I mean, no, no you good, bro.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
You just kind of unlocked the memory in my head
from when I was like a littlekid, because I used to live like
in lankson 10 or whatever, andI remember at times that we
stayed up real late, our momswould like tell us not to stay
up too late.
But I remember one times thatwe stayed up real late, our moms
would tell us not to stay uptoo late.
But I remember one time becausewe used to sometimes sleep in
the living room with my mom andshe said not to be awake so late

(54:54):
because you would hear thingsor whatever.
And I remember hearing the doorknock.
I mean, somebody knocked at thedoor and it was like I didn't
know what time it was.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
I was a little kid, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Probably 10 o'clock, like 3 o'clock yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
You know I was a little kid, or whatever the kid
time.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
But everybody was asleep, tv was on maybe, and I
was like somebody's at the doorknocking Uh-huh.
And you know, a little voice inmy head is like you know, no
one, don't, don't do nothing,just wake me up, or something.
I told my mom was likesomeone's at the door and she

(55:28):
didn't believe me and she's likego to sleep and I could have
sworn.
I heard somebody like knockagain I'm like what the fuck?
I need to check who it is.
And this is where it starts toget like fuzzy, I can't remember
if I did cut on the light and Ididn't see no one standing
there, or if my stepdad woke upand he just swung the door open

(55:49):
and looked outside, but didn'tsee nobody it was something like
that.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
I can't remember, but nobody was there yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Then it happened this other time and I don't know if
somebody had gotten into a wreckdown the road from where we
live and they came to the houseknocking for help or something.
But I remember my stepdad didwake up and he went out there
and talked to somebody or someshit, or the police came, or I
can't remember.

(56:16):
I was like a little kid.
I was probably like five six,some shit like that.
But, um, but, but um.
What was I saying about thewhole creepypasta thing?
sorry, my fault no, you're good,you're good um just like
something just watching you,just trying to scare you.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Yeah you say you were just feeling like you, you felt
, you felt cold oh, yeah, seeingseeing, seeing the faces.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Uh, pop up, pop up, right and it was more like, like
I said, like I couldn't tell,like what, what reality was like
it felt like you felt like youwere somewhere else for a second
it didn't feel like anythingwas real, like dang, so all this
scary shit is real.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Well, oh you weren't believing like you didn't
believe at the point at the time.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
You weren't like I was real skeptical back in the
day, okay, okay I was like,until I had that one moment like
with the bruja, whatever, ohfuck, that's when, I like, it
all changed.
Oh, you were skeptical, stillback then I didn't believe it.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
So even like even the stories.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
I would tell you stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
No, I did believe you , but it was like for me in my
sense yeah, but like, but likeyou were like no, that could
never happen to me.
Type shit, yeah, like that typeof yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Like I ain't worried about any of that shit, because
I was always on that timing, bro, always, yeah, yeah yeah, and
it reminds me of this otherstory bro.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Go ahead, bro, Go ahead bro, I was a little kid
and I don't know what happened,but they left me in the van,
alright, we came back fromeither Raleigh or some shit, and
it was like late at night,probably like 10, 11, some shit.
We got home, I woke up, I wasin the van.

(58:00):
I was in the van by myself,uh-huh no, everybody was out out
of the van.
Lights were off, van was lockedI mean van was uh, um, yeah, it
was locked or some bullshit, andI'm like where the fuck is
everybody at?
So you, literally, I just wokeup, I was like where?

Speaker 2 (58:16):
is it as a kid too?
As a kid?

Speaker 1 (58:18):
yeah, and I saw that the kitchen light was still on.
So I was like what the fuck?
So I get out the van, I closethe door and it's pitch black
outside bro.
No light, nothing bro.
And I'm walking to the frontback door.
I'm over there, I wasn't evenafraid, bro.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
I, I wasn't even afraid, bro.
Yeah, you were just Likewalking up.
I mean, to be fair, when youdon't know fear, you literally
cannot be, you can't.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
But it was like spooky when I thought about it.
Oh, you thought about it no, no, no, not at that time.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
But now, when I'm thinking about it now, oh, it's
spooky.
It was like an abandoned houseright beside us, but at the time
rinky dinky building rightthere like little shed or
whatever.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
And uh like, a perfect setup, perfect setup,
okay.
And I remember knocking.
I think my brother answered thedoor, or my stepdad, and
they're like oh, there goes,there goes, reverence right
there we found them,motherfuckers, y'all left me in
the fucking.
Yeah, he was like we werelooking for you, or he was like
there you are, or some shit likethat.
I'm like, bruh, I was asleep inthe van.
Y'all really fucking left me inthere Whole time.

(59:26):
They're over there going aroundlike nothing happened or some
shit.
Bruh, I'm like I fucking hateit here.
I fucking hate, but I'm nottrying to trauma, jump on y'all,
but um, what else happened?
It was just like, like, like Ijust said that For, like, the
aspect of like Me being outside,as a little kid.

(59:49):
Yeah, as a little kid being andnot having that fear Uh huh, you
know what I'm saying.
I mean I did have likenightmares and shit like that.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Or wake up in the middle of the night when I'm
like, oh, um, something's gonnaget me, or something but that
type of fear I feel like, untilyou like um, like, meet
something like that, like theunknown, really like or like
feeding your brain with imagesand shit, uh-huh like watching
that's.
That's way different because, asa kid, I mean, to be fair, I
really wasn't scared either.
Like the dark and a night, uh,I could just walk out and back

(01:00:19):
then where we used to live.
I mean they had like a light,but I mean it was like if you
went out at night it looked likekind of kind of creepy.
Nobody really out there.
You know, you hear the windblowing.
Um, it really wasn't scary.
But like I feel like after likelearning a bunch of stuff,
seeing a bunch of stuff, youknow being exposed to all that,
but it was like at nightsometimes like I wouldn't want
to step outside at the otherplace, but I like I'd be like,

(01:00:43):
and especially after the stuffthat happened to me at the other
house, I didn't want to stepout.
I didn't want to step out likethat either, but like when the
dogs want to go use the bathroom, we're going to get killed, man
.
We're going to get taken intothe woods, man man just because
I can't hold it in man.
That's why I took you whenthere was sun out.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
That's why I took you out there.
I can't stand y'all doing thisshit to me.
Ooh again, Nah, but like.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
I feel like that plays a factor into your own
fear, like being exposed to thisstuff.
But you say you weren't scaredof this, like you would listen
to creepypastas and see all thisstuff and you weren't like
affected to it.
But seeing the little face popup actually started getting to
you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
That's yeah, that did get to me right there.
It did.
It did scare me bro.
I ain't gonna lie bro.
I mean I say I'd say all theother stuff really didn't get to
me, but when that actuallyhappened, like just seeing the
face pop up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Yeah, it just gave me a sense of like hold up maybe
and then going back, and thengoing back to uh to see it and
it wasn't there it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
It wasn't there, bruh , but I know y'all not gonna
believe me.
I know y'all not gonna believeme, but I swear on everything.
It y'all just had to be there.
No, I believe you just had tobe there, bruh but, like I said,
it might be like, like, like wesaid, like a spirit somehow it
could have been manipulatingsomething, just like to try and
play on your fears and stufflike that.
That's what that's what I'mguessing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
That's that's a very viable uh explanation to to what
happened.
I wouldn't say precisely, thevideo itself being like uh I
hate to use the word likehaunted, you know, I wouldn't
say, but maybe something, justwhat was watching was like maybe
you know, like oh, he actinglike he's not afraid, I'm about
to give him something to be tobe afraid, or maybe they wanted

(01:02:21):
to test you, or something likethat.
I don't know, I'm justspeculating, but damn, that's
crazy bro.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
I know, bro, it is pretty crazy.
But that's enough of that, bro,go ahead, let the people hear
the creepypastas, alright,alright, my fault y'all.
They said we don't give a fuck.
We're the creepypastas Not fory'all, we'll give y'all what
y'all want.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
All right, I'm going to give y'all a bit of a broken
down.
Broken down, so what is itcalled?
I'm going to give you theoverview of the creepypasta,
okay.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Well, if you want to read the whole thing, read the
whole thing.
It's like nine minutes.
Well, if you want to read thewhole thing, read the whole
thing.
It's like nine minutes.
That's cool.
It's cool, okay, but what y'allthink, y'all, y'all want to
listen to it.
I mean that's fine, becausemine are going to be quick, so
it'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Okay, bet, bet.
All right.
Okay, this is the story of theEyeless Jack creepypasta man.
My shit about to get a virus.
All right.
A week after I moved in with mybrother, edwin already lost.

(01:03:25):
After my house was foreclosed,I finished unpacking.
I finished unpacking.
Edwin liked the idea of memoving in, since we had not seen
each other for 10 years, so Iwas excited too.
I soon fell asleep after I movedin.
After that first week I heardrustling noises coming from
outside at about 1 in themorning.
I thought it was a raccoon, soI ignored it and tried to fall

(01:03:47):
asleep.
The next morning I told Edwinabout it and he agreed.
The next night, however, Ithought I heard my window
opening in a loud thump, as ifsomething entered my room.
I darted up and looked aroundmy room, but I saw nothing.
The next morning, edwin droppedhis coffee cup when he saw me.
He held up and near my barreland I saw myself.
I had a large gash in my leftcheek.

(01:04:08):
After I was rushed to thehospital, my doctor told me that
I must have been sleepwalking,but then he showed me something
that made my blood turn cold.
He lifted up my shirt to reveala soon open session where my
kidneys were.
I stared into his eyes, mindwidening you somehow lost your
left kidney.
Last night, my doctor told me.

(01:04:28):
We don't know how, though.
Sorry, mitch.
The next night was my breakingpoint.
Around midnight I woke up tosee a truly horrifying sight.
I was staring face to face withthe creature with the black
hoodie and the dark blue mask,with no nose or mouth, staring
down at me.
The thing has scared me themost was that it had no eyes,

(01:04:48):
just empty black sockets.
The creature also has someblack substances substance
dropping from its sockets.
I grabbed a camera from nearbymantle and took a picture
immediately.
Immediately after taking theshot, the creature lunged at me
and tried to claw open my chestto get my lungs.
I stopped by kicking it in theface.

(01:05:09):
As I ran out of my room, Igrabbed my wallet.
I would need the money.
I ran out of my brother's houseinto the night.
I eventually ended up in thewoods near Edwin's house and
tripped on a rock.
I fell unconscious and woke upin the hospital.
My doctor the same one whotreated me before entered the
room.
I have good news and bad news,mitch.
My doctor started.
The good news is that you hadminor injuries and your parents

(01:05:31):
are going to pick you up.
I sighed with relief.
The bad news is that yourbrother has been killed by
someone.
Dang sorry.
My parents took me back toedwin's house to collect my
remaining belongings, which Idid.
Upon entering my room, I wasscared but remained calm.
I grabbed my camera and thenstopped dead in my tracks in the
hallway leading to my room.

(01:05:51):
Uh, I saw edwin's body andsomething small lying next to it
.
I retrieved it.
I retrieved it up and enteredmy parents car, not mentioning
edwin's corpse.
I look at the.
I retrieved it up and enteredmy parents' car, not mentioning
Edwin's corpse.
I looked at the thing I hadpicked up and nearly vomited.
I was holding my stolenhalf-eaten kidney with some
black substance on it.
Oh, that's it.
Oh that was it.

(01:06:11):
That's it what.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
Oh, I thought that was more to relate.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
I thought so too.
It said it was a nine-minutelike more to like.
I thought so.
I thought so too.
They said it was a nine minute.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Uh oh, six minutes, a six minute read.
Oh, that was it then.
That's it what it didn't reallysay much about it oh shit, hold
on, hold on.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
Did I miss something?
That's it, because everythingelse is people breaking it down
influences, I ain't never heardof this creepypasta.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Yeah, that's it.
Okay, my fault.
It doesn't really sound likecreepypasta.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Yeah, that's it.
Okay, my fault, it doesn'treally sound like creepypasta.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
It just sounds more like a murder mystery type thing
.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Yeah, it sounds something like that.
Yeah, it don't.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Yeah, it just sounds like Like stuff that people
actually do have happen, right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
The one that got me.
I about busted out laughingwhen he said I saw my and I just
left it there.
I was like bro, what are youtalking about?
Yeah he wilding for that oneright there.
Oh, no, yeah, I'm going to goall by my desk.
Yeah, he did Ain't no point init now, yeah, my fault.
That was a little.

(01:07:11):
I could have shown that one waslonger.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
All right, let me give y'all one right here.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
Well, let me give y give you my last one, because I
have.
I have two good ones.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
I'll let you pick which one you want to listen to.
What you got, bro.
I got the lavender townsyndrome, the pokemon, the one
with the song I showed you lasttime, or I have the sonic exe
one.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
That one's really good all right, do the sonic exe
one all right.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
So if y'all wanted to hear the lamar, to one, if
y'all want to get mad Lambertonone if y'all want to get mad.
Y'all can get mad at Yaya.
He don't know how to pickstories right.
So this was created by user JCthe Hyena aka Creepypasta writer
, mr L Kruger, in 2011.
It began as a short story abouta bootleg Sonic game that was
demonic in nature.
So a boy receives a disclabeled simply Sonicexe from a

(01:08:01):
friend.
When played, the game appearsnormal, but soon turns dark and
horrifying.
The title screen shows Sonicwith bleeding black eyes and red
pupils, accompanied bydisturbing music.
As the game progresses,familiar characters like Tails,
knuckles and Robotnik are huntedand gruesomely killed by the

(01:08:22):
corrupted version of Sonic.
So the entity Sonic EXE is ademonic Eldritch version of the
Sonic that has a hedgehog.
He refers to himself as Godwith omnipotent control over the
game and possibly the realworld himself as god with
omnipotent control over the game, and possibly the real world

(01:08:42):
known for his crack, known forhis catchphrase I am god,
notably, speaks directly to theplayer and taunts them.
So this represents likecorrupted innocence, turning a
beloved childhood game into anightmare, often tied to the
idea of cursed media and hauntedfiles.
And cursed media is just like.
Uh, what is cursed media?

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
it's just like like regular media, but like with
cursed, um hold on right here,it's just like unnatural effects
.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
So the media causes psychological paranormal effects
like hallucination, madness,madness or death.
It's usually untraceable.
Usually people are like oh, Ifound this.
I went to Blockbuster and whenI got my DVD or movie that I
rented it said the movie title.
But it was taped on the side.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
It said oh, okay, okay, so you know some shit like
that, something you can't traceback right.
Yeah, okay, gotcha.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Like wait a minute, this isn't the movie I rented.
Why is there two naked chicks?
Why is there two naked dudes?
Dude, sometimes you do pull thebad straw.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
Sometimes you got to make sure, you got to watch the
whole video just to make sure,just to make sure.

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
I know there's a chick somewhere.
Everybody you know everybodypulled up their pants.
I know where's the chick.
There's no way I spent 40minutes watching two dudes just
back out in unspeakable ways.
There is a chick.

(01:10:14):
Where's the deleted scenes?

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
hold on let me play it back, just make sure I ain't
miss it.
But yeah, that's pretty much it.
Where's the deleted scene?

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
Hold on let me play it back, just make sure I miss
it.
But yeah, that's pretty much it, that impossible behavior, just
like inescapable consequencesor whatever Kind of like the
ring.
Okay, that would be like acursed media type thing where
you watch the movie and then youget the phone call.
It said you got seven days orsome shit like that.

(01:10:41):
So, um, some versions of thestory depict sonic exe as a
literal demon who travelsbetween dimensions and devour
souls.
So, despite being widelycriticized for poor writing, the
story became immensely popular,spawning fan-made games,
sequels and remakes, countlessyoutube recreation videos and
parodies.
Controversially removed fromcreepypastacom due to quality

(01:11:03):
concerns, but remains iconicokay okay, but I remember as a
little kid it was pretty crazy,like scary uh-huh, because uh,
have you seen how sonic lookslike you want me to look?

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
it up.
Yeah, I think I've seen it.
He like look grotesque, don'the.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
With a red eye.
Yeah, he just has like red eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Oh, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
I've seen him there.
I've seen some people use thatskin on like games where you can
have your own skin and stufflike that.
Yeah, I've seen it, but, um, Ijust didn't know it was from
there.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
I just thought people were like, uh, just made him
different, something like that.
It's um, it was pretty crazybecause I used to watch the
videos on youtube, obviously,and I was watching somebody play
the game or some shit like that.
I think pewdiepie even playedthe game himself and, um, shout
out, the man, pewdiepie.
Um, I was like one of myfavorite youtubers as a kid.
But besides that, um, Iremember, like you do play, as
then he refers to himself as godor whatever, and it's like I

(01:12:09):
don't remember if you're tryingto escape him or some shit.
You beat the level and at theend he just like catches up to
them and then, like you justhear this scream, bro, like a
freaking awful scream at the end, and he's just like you know,
trigger warning or a littlegruesome warning or whatever
y'all want to say, but he endsup like killing them or whatever
I don't remember if it shows it, or just like you just hear

(01:12:30):
somebody like getting killed orit was some bullshit like that,
but it was pretty, pretty awfulbro damn, but that's pretty cool
how they they used to be makinglike creepypastas out of

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
everything, then Everything Damn Like the cursed
medium like we said About tomake a creepypasta out of
Cosmico.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
That's what some people do, bro, Like uh.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Just out of anything right, just like out of.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
I think it was like around one time where
creepypastas were really popular, I think because of like
slenderman and everything likethat.
You had slenderman, you hadsiren head, you had um the sonic
exe, you had um.
Oh, who else was popular?
maybe jeff the killer, I can'tremember who else, but you had
like pewdiepie playing the games, markiplier playing the games

(01:13:16):
jacksepticeye, and I thinkmarkiplier ended up having his
own like little creepypastawhere he was like a little like
evil markiplier playing thegames Jacksepticeye, and I think
Markiplier ended up having hisown little creepypasta where he
was like a little evilMarkiplier kind of thing.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
I think he played on it too, or some shit like that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
I can't really remember, but it was pretty cool
.
I liked it a whole lot.

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
That's pretty cool.
Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
But yeah, they make creepypastas out of everything,
that's dope.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
I though I mean it's creative, I I like it, it's,
it's, it's, it's interesting,like, yeah, it really I can see
it more as a little kid.
Just, I mean now, I didn't evenwant to see the videos at night
.
I'll give them that I didn'twant to see the videos at night
because I seen it.
I'll say nah, and then I guessit's my phone's connected to
it's on youtube and it put it onthe big screen like it put a
video of the creep pops on thebig screen like a recommendation

(01:14:04):
.
I said, no, you give you guys,we're not doing, we're not doing
that, we're not doing that at12 at night we are home alone,
we are not meeting him we arenot doing this we are not doing
that right now, but that's all Igot, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
I had one more, but Well, I'm just gonna skip that,
alright.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
Just for time purposes.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
You got anything or you good.

Speaker 2 (01:14:26):
It's another long one , but I can skip it too, just
for the.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
How long is it?

Speaker 2 (01:14:30):
Oh, I'll tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
My fault y'all.
I was yapping too much today.
Nah, nah, nah nah.
This stupid little cough.
I can't get rid of it.
Bruh them damn allergies orsomething.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Bruh, I was sick bruh , I was sick a couple days.
Well, I thought I was.
I woke up feeling sick, but itwas just like it was just my
allergies, like they just had mefeeling uh it was the same way
for me too, bruh, but I feltlike I couldn't get rid of my
cough.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
I was coughing all night.
I kept waking, waking up Blancawell, sorry, kept waking my
girlfriend up and um but I justfelt so weak.
I felt like I was starting toget the chills and everything.
That's when I know it's gameover for me.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
Bro, I had the chills too, yeah I had the chills too,
and it was my throat too.
I could like I wasn't coughing,but I just like, uh, my throat
was just hurting like it was,just like it had my.
It had that raspy voice andeverything but uh yeah, abusing
it, abusing it but nah, butafter I felt like that, till

(01:15:33):
like yesterday I think, andtoday I felt woke up feeling, uh
, a little off, a little off,but I, throughout the day I
started feeling a little off, alittle off, but throughout the
day I started feeling a littlebetter.
Alright, so this was nineminutes it's up to you bro
alright, bro, I got you, butthis is called last creepypasta
last one, last one.
Hold on to your breeches.
This is called Taurus seasonlike the Zodiac.

(01:15:53):
Taurus, I said Taurus, taurus,taurus, yeah, taurus same thing,
bro, taurus, taurus, yeah,taurus, same thing, taurus.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
They know what you're talking about.
My fault, y'all.
He's a.
He's a Capricorn.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
Alright, what is now?
Wait, what are you?
I'm a Gemini, I'm an aquarium,an Aquarius.
I got fishes and shit, you seethat's.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
He sounds like an Aquarius.
Nah, I'm just joking.
Nah, I'm just joking.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
I got a low key, except when I see what all the
do, you know what all the signsdo?

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
we'll do, we'll do Zodiac signs right, cause I
don't know, I don't know.
No, we'll cover Zodiac signs.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
I try to guess like girls better, so I need to know
what those do.
I really need to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
I was said to use it.
Yo shit, we must be at Magic,Me remembering.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
I've been saying the wrong shit all the time.
I need to learn which one.
All right, all right, let meread it from the beginning, just
because of the last name.
All right, I'm Chad Martinez,15 years old, freshman, nickname
Toto.
It fits me to a T.
Not only am I a bullhead, but Iwork hard and play harder, and

(01:17:01):
my birthday is April 30.
Up until recent events, mygreatest ambition was to be on
the varsity track team.
I trained daily, doing laps andintervals before school and
hitting the gym.
Once the school, once the lastbell rang.
Every morning I looked in themirror and told myself vale la
pena, that means it's worth it,and I had to believe it.

(01:17:24):
As a straight C student, I knewathletics were the only way I'd
get into college.
Not just at the athleticseither, but track and field.
Papa said I'd run like the wind.
Mama said I'd run faster.
Neither of them knew whathappened to me a few weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
They wouldn't believe me anyway.
Straight c is crazy man.
He said that with his chest allright.
Straight c, straight c.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
Student bro all right , we in there.
So have you heard of theminotaurs?
Probably not.
We're the loud, proud athletesof montrose uh high school.
Our colors are maroon and grayand our mascot is wait for it a
fiberglass minotaur named MoMore on him later, at 400
students.
We're one of the smallerinstitutions in the state, but

(01:18:11):
we fought hard againstconsolidation.
Our track team boasted 26.
Coach wanted to boost us to 30.
Every slot was precious, butthe last four were the most
COVIDed.
Mijo Papa said you got fouryears to get that far.
Why the rush?
Because competing is a rush.
When I win, I feel on top of theworld, and when you lose you

(01:18:33):
come home and eat all our chipsand salsa, just like me.
He had me there.
I'm a growing boy.
My job is to make sure you growup, not out Again.
He had me.
Luckily, mama had somedifferent advice.
Go for it.
Guess who I listen to.
Guess who I try.
Guess who I try not to listento, even when he was barking

(01:18:54):
orders.
That's right, coach.
On the first day of tryouts Imade the error of revealing my
nickname along with my real name.
He sized me up Toro, more likeMierda El Toro.
My face grew hot.
That's your name until youprove yourself MDT for short.
Now give me 10 laps Humiliated.
I could have refused, but Ikept my head down and my feet

(01:19:15):
pounding.
That was the only way to win.
I know coaches are supposed tomake you mad, break you down,
build you up again and push youbeyond your limits until they're
obliterated.
Yet the more a coach called outMDT in the days that followed,
the more a dark fire of rage andshame consumed me.
Rage at the insult, sure, butalso rage at myself for not

(01:19:35):
being all I should.
As for the shame, it ran deeperand burned harder In fits of
frustration, which happen moreand more often these days.
Papa said that if I didn't getmy shit together I wouldn't
amount to anything.
I'd be a criminal.
On the 6 o'clock news, brandedwith a lifelong record, the
track was my way out of Montrose, my ticket to a better future.
So I better get more seriousabout it than anything else

(01:19:57):
Except for to a better future.
So I better get more seriousabout it than anything else
except for family.
Of course, it didn't help thatthe roster was so limited.
Even juniors and seniors had tostart from scratch every year
to earn the place on the team,no matter their previous
accomplishments.
I yearned to be among them.
That meant taking on theirspots.
No wonder they glared at mewith such disdain and resentment
.
Who did?

(01:20:20):
I think I was anyway, just alowly frost with high ambition.
Only another ninth graderlooked at me with anything
resembling respect zachcunningham and homeschool
transfer, who was behind in allhis classes.
Yet he ran like the devil wasafter him.
I knew I couldn't measure upagainst every hopeful
upperclassman or not, but atleast I could put myself against
zach and try to come out ahead.
Operative word try.
What are you doing?

(01:20:41):
Mbt coach, yo, more than once.
Run your own damn drills, yeah,but I had to run them cleaner,
faster and harder than anybodyif I were going to compete at
the varsity level.
Didn't the jefe with thewhistle realize that Before
trials were over, I absolutelyhad to defeat Zach so that coach
would finally pay me somepositive attention?
Later?
That night I know that we wereall about to get too much of the

(01:21:03):
opposite.
On the last day of tryouts,coach called us over to the
bleachers and told us to look up.
My jaw dropped, whoa Me to theminotaur.
Molto minotaur stood up at thetop, his eight-foot frame
towering over each of us up atthe top, his eight foot frame
towering over each of us.
Man's body, bull's head, maroonand gray shorts painted on with

(01:21:24):
the mhs for montrose highschool.
Rumor had it that in the olddays he used to wear a gold
loincloth, but people kepttaking it off and or stealing it
.
So mo, as intimidating at hischarge ready expression looked,
was essentially a steer and nota bull.
Manny, a joke was made aboutthat and Manny a snicker was

(01:21:44):
stifled.
Coach took Mo seriously.
Meet your joint instructor.
Coach said, gesturing upwards,he'll supervise your final
tryout.
We laughed, our typical brolaugh of uh-huh, but stopped
once we saw Coach's face.
I swallowed hard and dare toask a question uh, how you get

(01:22:04):
mo up there?
He climbed just like you'regoing to climb dead silence.
Coach had lost it.
He officially crossed the linefrom loco to loquissimo.
Do you hear me?
You are going to run thebleachers until mo says you're
done translation.
You are going to run thebleachers until Mo says you're
done Translation.
You are going to run thebleachers until you pass out,
puke, quit or all three.
When you reach Mo, tag him andcall out the number that says

(01:22:26):
you're on no line Warm up.
Coach blew his whistle loudenough to set my teeth on edge.
We warmed up and climbed up.
Ordinarily, if I were alone, Ibound up the steps two or three
at a time.
Now I knew I couldn't affordthat risk.
I took each step one by one,followed coach's orders and
headed down.
So far, so good.

(01:22:47):
After five of these runs, myquads ached a little, but I was
nowhere near done.
On your left, zach Cunninghampassed me on the way up.
My heart beat faster and I feltmyself swelling bullets.
This was my opportunity.
I pumped my legs harder, swungmy arms wider, reached sack and
I took the lead.
I couldn't believe it.
I might get on the varsitysquad after all.

(01:23:07):
Not only that, but I also mightimpress Chandra and Kendra,
these hot twins I wanted to getto know better.
How I?
love to ask them to get springformal, and afterwards how I
love to ask them to get springformal, and afterwards how I let
.
How I love to ask them to tothe spring formal and afterwards
get caught in between them.
Dios mio, unlike Mo, I had apair.

(01:23:28):
I couldn't allow my boys tocall the shots, not now.
I have more work to do.
No sandbagging, motherfuckers.
Y'all can do better than that.
Coach voice exploded.
What a hypocrite he wassandbagging in a bullying sense.
I ignored him up and down, upand down.
None of us had time to ponderthe absurdity of having an

(01:23:49):
inanimate object.
Tell us if we were finished.
We were all totally hard than wepreviously had, even during our
infamous ladder workouts, withno defined set or time limit.
The sky was the limit on howhard to push ourselves.
And push we did.
We groaned, grunted and pantedlike dogs, each of us a sweaty
world onto himself.

(01:24:09):
The occasion was a trial, butwe busted ass like we were in
the Olympics against Usain Bolt.
Though all my pain and suffering, I kept my eye on Zach.
He reminded me of Ram stubbornand fiery, straight out of the
gate and packing hell of acharge, but ultimately failing
in the stretch, zach showed nosign of slowing down or tiring.

(01:24:31):
However, he was making therookie mistake of going all out
on every run, not pacing himselfproperly.
If you treat set tens like it'sset one, thinking the end is on
sight, you're not going to haveenough energy.
If Mo says you should keepgoing, speaking of which, he
stood tall and silent,withstanding the hearty slaps we
gave him.
As much as we hated thisworkout, we loved it too, until

(01:24:54):
our lower mascot started tochange.
I didn't notice it at first,being made out of fiberglass,
moe absorbed sunlight, so I wascareful not to slap him too
aggressively or spend too muchtime near him when I did so.
On my 10th set, I did a doubletake.
The air around him wasshimmering with colorless steam,
like you've seen on asphalt inthe summer.

(01:25:15):
I thought I better avoidtouching him altogether, but
coach bellowed Tag him.
You losers.
You afraid of a little heat?
No, I was not afraid of a lotof heat, and Mo would only keep
getting harder.
So would I.
Why was it so important that wetag him anyways?
Hoping and praying that Coachwould've noticed, I sat down on

(01:25:38):
the bleachers for a brief break,I hoping and praying the coach
would have noticed.
I sat down on the bleachers fora brief break.
I see you, mdt, are youpussying out?
I heed the sigh still back up,wiped the sweat out of my eyes
and went back to work.
Zach passed me again.
At this point you might bewondering why I didn't call it
quits and go into my core nowroutine.
That would have been the smartthing to do.
However, seeing the new kid'senergy and speed, his continued

(01:26:01):
stamina filled me with what wecall ganas desire, desire not
only to beat him but to poundhim into the ground, stomp on
him until I left cleat prints onhis clean white jersey.
As I continued to my 11th, 12thand 13th sense, I no longer
care about making the Wall Cityteam per se.
My goal now was to make ZachCunningham know and remember my

(01:26:24):
name, recall me as the onefreshman who not only caught him
but smoked him.
If I could do that, rankingamong the upperclassmen
afterwards would simply be abonus.
Don't get me wrong.
I wasn't jealous, I was justcompetitive.
Good job, cunningham.
College coach.
Way to hustle.
Come on, mdt, pick it up.
If I did that, I might not haveenough reserve to do with three

(01:26:46):
more sets, five, ten.
Who knew when coach would blowhis whistle and let us have a
much-needed rest.
One more trip down to Bleachers.
I was lucky I didn't trip.
I prepared to start one moreascent.
One thing stopped me dead in mytracks Mo.

(01:27:08):
He was glowing Bright red.
Oh, no fucking way.
I was seeing things Havinggotten way too hot way too fast.
That had to be the recent smokebillow out of Mo's nostrils.
He seemed to be grunting andheaving too, like he was getting
ready to change.
The others didn't notice,though.
They kept running and tagginghim like he wasn't already
baking in the afternoon sun.
Even zach was immune to mo'stransformation.
But what exactly was mo turnedinto, besides a raging bull?

(01:27:29):
I was transported back in timeto one evening last fall with
mama, papa and my grandparents,and the weirdest movie I ever
seen is called metropolis andit's almost 100 years old.
In it, a young, rich dude namedFrederick is the son of a
utopian leader.
Everything is fine in the faircity, hence the title.
But at what cost?

(01:27:50):
Spoiler alert dehumanizedworkers wouldn't be enslaved to
a giant machine.
In the only scene I remember,frederick discovered this device
and the poor souls who man it.
Like mo, it emits heat, butunlike mo, it can't reach a
certain temperature withoutblowing up.
The poor old guy operating thegauges can't keep pace.

(01:28:13):
The master thermometer risesfrom 25 to 30 all the way to 50,
at which point the multi-storymachine machine explodes,
belching steam everywhere andscowling the workers, several of
them plumb to their deaths.
The gears that make the machinerun stop rotating, allowing
freeder, who was collapsed, toexperience a nightmarish vision.

(01:28:34):
Instead of being made of metal,the contraption turns into a
stone statue with relentlesslystern eyes and embossed now in a
mouth full of gear-like teeth.
Frederick immediatelyrecognizes the entity.
Moloch, moloch, moloch, hecries.
Two high priests stand at thethreshold of the statue's mouth,
supervising a willing slaveinto the churning furnace within

(01:28:56):
Bart and Charlotte.
These people, people, arecattle food for and every hungry
god.
They struggle and fight theirfate as much as possible, but
Marlux's appetite wins.
Hold on, let me see if I canskip all this, bro.
Let's do a time-bought story,bro.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
This shit is pretty long bro.

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
Uh, okay, okay.
To my horror, the monstrousdeity and metropolis morph into
the good old mo.
The wannabes approached him,tagged him and called out
ridiculous numbers 20, 25, noline.
Coach, roy, do you want to beon this team or not?
Someone too near the steamystatue cried out in pain and

(01:29:37):
fell to his knees.
Zach, you've finally given out.
With my last remaining bit ofstrength, I ran back up the
bleachers to help.
Nah, he said.
When I reached him and offeredhim a hand, his right hand was
red and blistered.
Come on, man, it's okay, youdon't have to do any more.
Sets Sacrifice, zach, moaned Moand Coach demanded.
I shook my head, snapping itback and forth.

(01:29:59):
No, vale la pena, it's notworth it.
More students slowed down andended their runs To Coach's
profanity lays disappointment.
A few of them passed me.
Their faces slacked, their eyeslooked in the thousand-yard
stairs.
When they met me at the bottomof the beaches, we were red as
the slabs of meat Sweat pouredoff all of us.

(01:30:20):
I showed her as a dark theoryoccurred to me Every time we tag
Mo, we offer up a little bit ofour souls.
And he came to life.
Marlok, after centuries ofso-called progress, breathed
again.
Why'd you stop, coach asked.
Did I say you were done?
Er, did Mo say you were done?
No, sir, we did.

(01:30:41):
I couldn't believe.
The words falling out of mymouth were my own.
We're overworked, overstressedand overheated.
We need rest and water.
We're finished.
So are you?
Silence, the clapping from Zach, then applause from the
remaining poor bastards.
You know what Coach grinned andthe Erectus grinned.
You know what Coach Green andElricters Green?
You're a daughter after all,martinez, as the rest of you,

(01:31:04):
minus Mr Cunningham, you'relucky.
We have to have a track team atMontrose High.
I disqualify all of you for notfollowing instructions, but
unfortunately most of you madeit.
Cheers, rupter.
We soon found out our fate.
Zach and I both entered JVspots.
I did some digging on theinternet and found that Malik
also spelled.
Malik was one of the most evilgods that you could worship in

(01:31:25):
the Old Testament.
As I suspected, he demandedhuman sacrifice, especially
children and babies.
I had to wonder did teenagerscount too?
They must have, for in this dayand age, the juggernaut of
montrose high school athleticsmakes cattle out of anyone who
wants to make the team.
You have to be a bull tosucceed there.
I may not have gone what Ioriginally wanted, but you know

(01:31:47):
what it's tourist season and Ihave all I need the end this.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
Shit was gay, so that shit don't sound like a creepy
pasta, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
I didn't but I thought that shit was a pose.
I mean, I get it, okay, they'reoffering their soul, in a sense
, every time they slap it, but Ithought that thing was going to
turn alive and start killingeverybody.
That's what.
I thought it was going to be Ididn't know where it was going,
bro, but that motherfuckerstarted describing the movie
that he saw who wrote this.

(01:32:18):
Hold on, bro, hold on, let meYou're going to call him out.
I'm about to call him out bro.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
That shit got me sleepy bro, written by Tenet.

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
Don't ever write shit again in your life.
My boy Bro, I don't know wherethe fuck, bro, I thought that
was going.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
I didn't know where it was going to go bro Bro, I
thought that thing was going tokill him or something bro.
Bro, I thought it was about togo crazy or something bro.

Speaker 2 (01:32:38):
That's what I was like.
Okay, next paragraph he's goingto start talking about that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
It just sounds like a campfire story, I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
Not even a campfire, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
It sounds like a Like the kid that wants to be a part
of the group.
I was about to say I know it'sa good story I know it's good
and he tells you a story.
That shit is ass.

Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
When everybody telling real life or real ghost
stories and then one dude justmakes up some shit.
Bro, that's what it sound like,bro.
Oh my God.

Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
But that's enough creepypastas.
This shit already an hour and34 minutes, bro Y'all let us
know what y'all think aboutcreepypastas.
Let us know if y'all like them.
Let us if you have any, any ofyour favorites, or if you have,
uh, any stories about thecreepypastas.
If you've written some yourself, let us hear them.
Or if you had any experienceslike reverence has.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
I swear I'm not lying to y'all y'all let us know, and
if you tend it, give it up.

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
My boy give it up give it up, uh, but that's
something all right.
Y'all know what time it is.
It's time for that fear.

Speaker 3 (01:33:41):
Is it all in your mind or could it be real welcome
to fear fact or fiction?

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
that's right.
That's right, it's fear.
Fact of fiction.
You already hear this ashyhands.
Baby girl, you know what timeit is working man hands right
here.
Baby girl, you know what timeit is working?
Man hands right here my handsare sweaty but you know, yayo
said this is gonna be somethingequivalent to the level of La

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Bete de Givaudan.

Speaker 2 (01:34:10):
I said it, it might, it might.
It got up there a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
It got up there a little bit.
Who was it?
Written by Tenet.
Oh yeah, it's gonna be like 10minutes of yapping, five minutes
of memories.

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
I was about to say.
I'm about to put just a randommemory in there.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
And 20 minutes of nothing.
But let's, I like the way youdid it, bro.
You brought it back to NorthCarolina.
Shout out, north Carolina,stand up, shout out, north
Carolina stand up, shout out,shout out.

Speaker 2 (01:34:38):
Why is only one person standing?
Big NC, big NC.

Speaker 1 (01:34:40):
Big NC, you feel.
But yeah, because I actuallylike hearing about the stuff
that we have, because you knowyou mostly hear about stuff
around the world or like aroundthe other side of the dang
country and stuff like that, butnothing ever really in your
area.
Like what do we have?

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
Oh, the Beasts of Blender bro.
Besides that, Uh, yeah, thereis, I have found a whole uh.

Speaker 1 (01:35:07):
North Cackalacka, uh-huh.

Speaker 2 (01:35:08):
Yeah, hold on, I had just seen.
I think it was on my Reddit,but I opened it on Reddit right
now.

Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
What do we got?
What's your reddit got?

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
oh, what pages you follow no, no, no, no, okay, so
check this out 1499.

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
We'll let y'all know what pages we follow on reddit
uh, okay, so damn, take thatfucking thing off.

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
Okay, we got, somehow we got bigfoot.
Uh uh, beast of blander bro,black panthers, bujum k-fear,
mermaids, creature of dismalswamp, devil's trapping ground,
which I think we cover.
That just slightly, justslightly, uh, gallant, gallant,

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nipper, second lake, norman,monster, moon eyed people.
Gallinipper, second Lake,norman, monster, moon-eyed
People.
Santer Sul, caloo, wampus Cat,which we covered also.
Wooly, the Sea Serpent.

Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
Holy cow.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Oh yeah, that's it.
That's it for the ones in the.

Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
The Moon-Eyed People sounds pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (01:36:14):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:36:15):
Yeah, but yeah pretty much, we're just going to cover
the.
What is it?
The Beast of Eldenboro.

Speaker 2 (01:36:23):
Of Blandenboro.

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
Oh, blandenboro.
Oh, I never heard of this place.
I mean place or thing oranything.
Uh-huh.
I've never heard of it.
Never heard of it.
But, like we said, we're takingit back to North Carolina.
We're about to see what we have.
Y'all let us know if y'all haveheard anything like this before
.

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
Right, right, right, if you have any stories Go ahead
?

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
Yeah, let them know what the Beast of Bladenboro is
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:36:42):
all right, quick breakdown.
The Beast of Bladenboro refersto a series of mysterious animal
attacks and killings thatoccurred in and around the small
town of Bladenboro, northCarolina, in 1953 to 1954.
The attacks were initiallyattributed to a large cat-like
creature, leading to thecreatures being nicknamed the
Beasts of Vandenborough.
The identity of the beastsremained a mystery, with many

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theories proposed but neverconfirmed, so some of the
victims were primarily dogs andlivestock were targeted, with
some reports of attacks onhumans.
Witnesses described the beastsas a large cat-like creature,
sometimes with featuresreminiscent of a bear or wolf.
It is said to be a bushy with along tail and a large head.
The text was described asbrutal, with animals often found

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decapitated or with crushedskulls.
Some reports also suggestedthat the animals were drained of
blood.
Despite a large search effort,the identity of the beast was
never confirmed, leaving the vanstraddled in mystery.
The Beast of Vandenberg hasbecome a local legend and a
chilling reminder of theunexplained events that gripped

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the community.
Some of the possible theoriesof it was that it was wildcats,
and some theories suggest thatthe beast was a large wildcat
species such as a mountain lionor a panther.
Other theories propose that thebeast was a hybrid creature,
possibly a cross between a wolf,bear and cat.
Another explanation was thatattacks were sometimes compared

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to those attributed to thechupacabra, another crypt
associated with draining bloodfrom animals.
We covered this class.
Some have suggested that theevents were a case of mass sale,
with exaggerated reports andsignings contributing to the
legend, and there's an ElizabethTown White Lake area hosting an
annual Blandenboro Beast Festcelebrating the legend.

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So yeah, that's the overview forit.
So Blandenboro is a smallcommunity surrounded by palm
forests and swarms, by thesouthern eastern edge of north
carolina piedmont.
It was also the setting for thegreatest monster flap north
carolina has ever seen.
The story begins in blandencounty, in the town of clark.
On December 29, 1953, a localwoman heard her neighbor's dogs

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barking and whimpering.
When she went out toinvestigate she saw a large
cat-like creature sculpt intothe darkness.
That was the first sighting ofthe Beast of the Blandinboro.
Two days later the creaturewould strike.
So basically, just from thispoint on, I all, uh, I have just
reports and uh, just justeverything that everybody will

(01:39:22):
see.

Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
Let me give you a little bit of a description,
cause you kind of covered whatit looks like, but I'll give you
a little bit more details ofwhat people have claimed to have
seen how it looks like.
So some witnesses described thecreature as about four to five
feet long.
Again, it's like Pantherlike-like, with the sleek black
coat, pointed ears, sharp clawsand glowing red or green eyes,

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strong enough to drag large dogsunder fences or over barriers,
made horrible screeching orscreaming noises.
So sometimes it's compared tolike a giant cat, bear, wolf or
some shit like that.
Like you said, um, it's commonfor people to think that it
might be a cougar, panther,bobcat, whatever.
Like you said, some people dobelieve that it might be like

(01:40:08):
just some random cryptid thathas, like that's like a
supernatural predator orsomething okay and then
obviously there's people thatsay it's just mass hysteria.
that's all the fun facts I haveabout it.
Yeah, all the facts that I have.
I mean, it's pretty muchstraightforward.

Speaker 2 (01:40:21):
Yeah, straightforward , you attack yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:40:23):
But everything else is just like reports.

Speaker 2 (01:40:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
But before we get into the reports you remember
that episode I told you aboutthe person that I know who had
that one instance with all thesheep, with the goats yeah, the
goats so if y'all haven't heardthat episode, go back to the
halloween episode very, verygood story.
I love that story right we toldabout some personal accounts

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definitely one of the top 10stories that people had but this
is from somebody.
I can't remember if he wantedme to say his name or not, but
this is somebody I know.
Yeah, I think you say he didn'twant to uh, yeah this is
somebody that I know that hasclaimed that they had a, an
account, an account withsomething like this, but this is
recent, so this isn't likeblack in a day, like from all

(01:41:07):
the accounts that people haveabout that, but it was, uh, his
dad woke him up, or his dad toldhim to like, come with him,
because they were going to golook at something and he didn't
know what it was it was at hisneighbor's house, wasn't it?
yeah, it was at his neighbor'shouse or somebody that lives
right down the road close nottoo far away from where they
live, like around a stop sign orsome shit like around the sign

(01:41:27):
or one of the blog types yeah,just around around the
neighborhood.
So they went and as soon asthey got there there was like a
bunch of like goats or sheep orwhatever like with their
freaking throat slit and likeblood everywhere and stuff like
that, but they're all laid outlike in a circle or something
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:46):
Oh, they were laid out in a circle well, they were
all laid out close, like closeproximity.

Speaker 1 (01:41:50):
But then, when he went, they didn't see no drag
marks.
They didn't see yeah, no tracks, no, nothing.
And, like I said, the guy Iknow he's really pretty, he
hunts all the time, so he knowshe how, like how to track things
and you know what's what'scommon for him to see in his
area?
He's, he's hunted down coyotes,uh deer.

(01:42:13):
You know um groundhogs or orthe um he knows, he knows what
he's talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:42:18):
Yeah, he knows what he's talking about pretty much
like he's he's.
He's not new to being aroundanimals yeah, yeah, you're not
the outdoors and all that yeahyeah.

Speaker 1 (01:42:26):
So he didn't see none of that stuff and he just saw
like sheep or goats with theirthroats lit, and he said that
when he looked up there was likeone goat standing on top of a
dog shed or something like that.
He was just standing there justlooking at them or some shit
like that, and uh, I don't know,it was just pretty cool.
It was pretty cool and prettyweird because it reminded me

(01:42:46):
here, like the claims thatpeople said like what they say,
right, the blood was sucked outof him or something like that.
It was like gruesome orsomething.
It just reminded me of thestory.

Speaker 2 (01:42:53):
He had it's, it's.
It's funny you say that because, uh, on research, this I was
going to tell Sammy about likeliterally the same story.
Oh, for real.
Yeah, I was going to tell him,like you don't remember that
story that we because I don'tthink he's heard that episode-
no.
So I was going to tell himabout it, but I got distracted.
That's why I got distractedwith the animal that I saw.
Oh, okay.
But it's funny you say that Iliterally I was going to tell my

(01:43:15):
brother, I was going to tellhim the exact same story.
But yeah, it kind of reminds meof that.
The other creepy thing is justone sheep or one goat was just
alive right there.
Just standing, Just standingbro.

Speaker 1 (01:43:28):
Watching the rest of them.
I would have killed them Justall dead.
I would have shot it too.
But nah, that's the one thatdid it.
You're not making it through.
Damn no witnesses, right?
Boom, everybody gotta go.
No, but that's, it's just crazy, bro.
But here in north carolina itis very rare.
But I think they said at onepoint we did have like mountain
lions or like bobcats or someshit like that.

Speaker 2 (01:43:51):
I didn't know they were that big yeah, they're
there, but I didn't know theywere that big either.
But then I saw, I saw a videowith a massive.
Yeah, they're massive.
Massive bro.
I Massive bro.
I used to think they were liketiny little things bro.

Speaker 1 (01:44:02):
Yeah, I thought they were like the size of a
medium-sized dog or some shit,bro, or like I thought they were
like Roxy's size.
Yeah yeah, yeah, Like that'swhat I thought they were.

Speaker 2 (01:44:16):
bro, I was wrong.
No, especially mountain lions.
Mountain lions are huge.

Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
I didn't know they got that big Bro them things are
huge.

Speaker 2 (01:44:24):
Big-ass paws.

Speaker 1 (01:44:26):
Uh-huh, big body, big stealthy, body, bro, oh yeah
that's the other thing.

Speaker 2 (01:44:31):
They're stealthy.
Yeah, that's the other thingthey're stealthy bro.

Speaker 1 (01:44:34):
Stealthy.
Hell, no, hell, no, anythingthat's stealthy, I can't do.
I can't because you can't hear.
I'll see that gorilla from amile away.
I ain't gonna see no damn tigerbehind that brush.

Speaker 2 (01:44:44):
I'm gonna tell you that and that's how they hunt
too.

Speaker 1 (01:44:47):
But they, uh, what is ?
Going on what's worse, youbeing able to at least brace for
impact from a like?
I'm not, obviously not just agorilla, but would you rather be
able to brace for impact orlike be hit full full force
without you noticing?
That's just like somebodytackling you from behind.

Speaker 2 (01:45:06):
See, that's my, my, my sense is always gone, bro.
I know I know full fat, mybuilt in backup camera, my built
in backup camera.
But I, I, I can detect it,dodge it camera.
But I can detect it, dodge itand already have it in a
headlock before we know who'sgoing to hit it?

Speaker 1 (01:45:22):
Who got that rear view butt plug camera?
I see everything from behindBluetooth capabilities.

Speaker 2 (01:45:33):
Bluetooth device is not connected.
Yeah, my fault.

Speaker 1 (01:45:37):
Hit it with that 10% battery, hit it with that JBL.
Or when it's reconnected yeah,my fault.
Battery.
Hit it with that 10% battery.
Hit it with that JBL.
Joo, joo, joo, joo, disconnect.
Or when it's reconnected Dun,dun Right.
But it's just crazy, bro,because, like I said, that was
common.

Speaker 2 (01:45:52):
Was he in North Carolina too?
Was that in North Carolina too?
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
It's not even too far away from us, bro, oh for real,
we're like 20 minutes, 25minutes away.

Speaker 2 (01:45:59):
Oh damn.

Speaker 1 (01:46:00):
So it was pretty.

Speaker 2 (01:46:02):
Oh, that is creepy, though.
That one Right, but this is acouple years ago.
This is a couple years ago itwas probably like in high school
.

Speaker 1 (01:46:07):
So this is maybe 20 2008, maybe.
Type shit oh damn 2006,something like that.
Damn it's been a minute, bro,some shit like that.
Damn it's been a minute, bro,something shit like that.
But what you got?

Speaker 2 (01:46:28):
Let's hear the reports that other people have
claimed to have had here inNorth Carolina with this beast
of Bladenboro.
On New Year's Eve, bladenboroPolice Chief Roy Force was
called out to the farm of WoodyStorm.
Two of Storm's dogs had beenkilled by something large and
powerful.
The poor dog's bodies had beenkilled by something large and
powerful.
The poor dog's bodies had beencompletely drained of blood.
More reports started coming in.
Dg Pate said he watched fromhis service station as the dog

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was attacked by a large creatureand dragged into the woods.
Chief Forrest was inundatedwith reports of dogs being
attacked from across the county.
People said they saw an animallike a bear or panther that was
three feet long, 20 inches high,with a long tail and a cat's
face.
Others reported hearing thecreature scream coming from the

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swamps near the town, saying itsounded like a woman with a
knife stuck in her back.
That one lines up with a bobcat.
That's what that made me thinkof.
January 1st the bodies of twomore dogs were discovered.
These two had been drained ofblood.
Chief Forrest decided it wasthe time to call for help.

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A team of professional hunterswas brought in from Wilmington
to track down the animals.
Chief Forrest accompanied thetracking party and said he saw
footprints the size of silverdollars.
On January 5, the beast ofBlenderboro attacked a human.
That evening Ms CE Kinslawheard the sound of a whimpering

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dog outside her house.
She went outside to investigate.
She saw a large cat-likecreature rush towards her.
Ms Kinslaw screamed and herhusband rushed outside.
The beast was fighting off andfled back into the woods.
Did you have any or did youwant any?

Speaker 1 (01:48:09):
You pretty much took all of them except one that I
had.
This was Johnny Voss, 1953.
So Voss, a local resident,reported that his two dogs were
found dead, with their skullscrushed and completely drained
of blood.
The dogs were large andaggressive, yet something had
killed them silently overnight.
Voss was convinced it wasn't anormal animal.

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That's all I got, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:48:33):
I got some more Go ahead, you got it uh newspapers
picked up the story and soonvandenborough was overwhelmed
with the flurry of punchescoming in and the uh eager to
bag the beast.
Over 600 men from as far astennessee descended on the town.
A fully armed pack offraternity fraternity brothers
from unc chapel hill made itsway down to down to the town to

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see about putting the beast'shead on their wall.
Uh, nobody knew exactly whatthey were hunting.
Speculation began runningrampant.
Some thought it was a Carolinapanther, a species of large cat
that had lived in the area untilthe early 20th century but was
now thought to be extinct.
Others said that they weredealing with the coyote or stray

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dog.
Most of those had descendantson Bannon County.
Though that the only way,thought that the only way to
find out for sure what the beastwas would be by killing it.
The town was terrified.
F Butler, who was a young manin Blandinboro at the time,

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recalled nighttime was feared.
Time around these parts as thesunset, the entire community.
Time around these parts as thesunset.
The entire community on thewest side of the town went
indoors and didn't come outunless necessary.
Some other people startedsaying that it was scaring
people so much that they weren'teven going outside to use the
bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:49:53):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (01:49:54):
They just had basically piss or just jars just
laying around this piss or likejust jars yes, just just around
.
This is the end of it Decidedthat things were getting too
dangerous.
Vanderbilt Mayor Bob Fusselland Chief Forrest called an end
to the hunt on January 13th,taking in a huge, large bobcat
that had been trapped by a localfarmer.
Two men hung it up on theflagpole in the center of town.

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They posted a sign underneathstating this this is the Beast
of Bladenboro.
After a week or so thingssettled back to normal.
The hunches left town.
The reports of killings stoppedcoming in.
So that's the end of it.

Speaker 1 (01:50:30):
My fault, y'all.
I was yawning.
What'd you think about it, bro?
Let's hear your review aboutthe Beast of.

Speaker 2 (01:50:36):
Bladenboro, just by the reports of Okay, so it was
scared off.
It was scared off.
That's that gives me.
Let's me know that it's anatural predator, like being
scared off.
The screams bobcat.
And at the end they did find abobcat, a large bobcat, and they

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hung it up and after that theattacks, the attacks, ended.
It could have been that.
The only thing that's that'sweird for me Is the fact that it
was a drain of blood, skullscrushed and they kept attacking
dogs.
I don't know why, like we're inNorth Carolina, there's there's

(01:51:20):
plenty of other animals to uhto attack.
Uh, especially like small townsand stuff like that almost
always have cattle.
So I don't know why.
I would prefer dogs over cattle, um, but in a sense, I mean, if
it keeps attacking the dogs,it's probably just Looking for
meat, and obviously dogs Don'thave a lot of meat On them.

(01:51:41):
Well, I don't know, I haven't.
I haven't ate dog.
I haven't ate dog Before, notto my knowledge.
I haven't gone to China yet, butI look, you want to say it was
a.
It was a bobcat Dang.
A large bobcat, yes, but Alarge bobcat, yes, but A bobcat.

Speaker 1 (01:51:58):
Nonetheless.

Speaker 2 (01:51:58):
Nonetheless, there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:52:01):
So what do you rate it then?
Out of scale one to ten?
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:52:05):
Oh, one to ten.
I mean, it's just a bobcat.
In my opinion, in my humbleopinion, it's just a bobcat.
What would you rate a bobcat?
I mean Maybe a five.

Speaker 1 (01:52:17):
It's just attacking dogs.
Yeah, I mean Maybe a five isjust attacking dogs.
Yeah, I mean I give it a sevenonly because of stealth.
The stealth is what gets me.

Speaker 2 (01:52:22):
Right Every time.

Speaker 1 (01:52:23):
Yeah, the stealth the stealth always gets me being
that massive stealthy.

Speaker 2 (01:52:29):
But For me it's just weird.
Fucking six.
I'll give it a six.
There you go, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:52:34):
Only because it's not knocking people's heads off,
ripping their intestines outExactly.
It's not doing all thatgruesome stuff.
I mean, it is doing stuff topeople's dogs and you know that
is pretty bad, but not as bad asyou know something that's
killing, like pregnant women,exactly, and other things
Exactly, yeah, or like deadasses waiting for them to leave

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town, like domain town to killthem.

Speaker 2 (01:52:59):
But what they?
They didn't say how big thedogs were.
So for all we know theycould've just mentioned Wabas
that they was killing this wholetime, where it was like little
Pomeranians left outside.
So I mean I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:53:10):
but so you said solid , six, yeah, solid say five,
really, just okay, just so.
What's the meaning of that six?
Fuck it, I'm gonna give it asix, like I'm gonna stand on
that six, bro, only because ofit being a bobcat.
You know that is a prettybadass animal, but in terms of
it being beside bigfoot and then, and then they can't.

Speaker 2 (01:53:31):
I mean stuff, you know right.
And if it was that bobcat, theydid kill the bobcat at the end.

Speaker 1 (01:53:37):
So it died, it died, it did.
Is it really that strong if itdied right?

Speaker 2 (01:53:41):
right, right, because if it was Bobcat, they did kill
the bobcat.
At the end it died.
It died, it did.
Is it really that strong if itdied?
Right, right, right, because ifit was really that strong, it
would have ate that bullet andspit it out, spit it out, but
y'all let us know what y'allthink.

Speaker 1 (01:53:55):
Y'all let us know if y'all heard any interesting
stories about the Beast ofBladenboro.
Let us know if you have anystories yourself or if you have
any things that we might havemissed about the Beast, like
where it was popular at, or justsomething in general.
You know, because people alwayshave fun facts that you never
knew about, right that you neveryeah, yeah, About certain
things.
Yeah, yeah, and yeah, that,pretty much it.

(01:54:26):
Y'all, let us know what y'allthink.
Like I said, I gave it a six, Isaid seven, but I'm gonna give
it a solid six.
Yeah, you gave it a, give it afive, five.
So you know, y'all, y'all,y'all, let us know what y'all
think.

Speaker 2 (01:54:28):
Like I said, but uh, that's pretty much it right,
yeah, yeah, that's it for thatone.
Yeah, that was pretty simple,it's pretty straightforward.

Speaker 1 (01:54:31):
That's not really too too much about it.
But yeah, y'all, let us know,is it fact or fiction.
But we're going to head offinto the next subject and we're
back.
That was a quick 30-minutebreak, y'all.
It was a quick break, you know.
We had to go wait for thebattery to come back again, so

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it was just a quick break.
Quick 30 minutes.
No, my fault, y'all.
We had to record the nextfollowing day.
So if anybody's watching thevideo and is like why'd they
change clothes, I shit myself.
Nah, I'm just playing, Iwouldn't do something like that
I threw up and shit myself.

Speaker 2 (01:55:13):
It's happened to the best of us, honestly.

Speaker 1 (01:55:16):
Nah, it was like late and I was kind of tired.
I told y'all I couldn't do it.
I was like late and I was kindof tired.
I told Y'all couldn't do it.
I was like I'm tired, I don'twant my energy being too low.
Can we finish tomorrow, he said.
He said he tugged on my hood.
He twirled it around.

Speaker 2 (01:55:29):
He said If you want to daddy, word for word Bar for
bar, bar for bar.
It was late, I was tired.
I made him say that you know.

Speaker 1 (01:55:40):
Once you get tired, you don't know what you be
saying really Alright, I'm overhere Falling asleep, dig all
over your mouth and shit it wasout.
I couldn't help it, bro, but um, we're back, we're back, y'all.
So we're gonna finish off thetopic by talking about the
underrated my fault, y'allUnderrated movies, movies that
some of y'all critics besleeping on talking junk about.

Speaker 2 (01:56:03):
Talking junk bro for real.

Speaker 1 (01:56:06):
When it's not even that serious it's just a movie.

Speaker 2 (01:56:09):
Bro, when I started looking at the reviews that the
critics were saying, bro, thatshit baffled me.
Bro.
First of all, y'allmotherfuckers be talking like
y'all know what y'all talkingabout.

Speaker 1 (01:56:20):
First of all.
First of all, Like y'all sometype of connoisseur.

Speaker 2 (01:56:24):
Like y'all some type of connoisseur that watch these
films constantly, not like methat watches these films every
once in a while.
Like you, have any power.

Speaker 1 (01:56:37):
Like if y'all know what the fuck Y'all talking
about.
But, um, go ahead, name one ofthem Off the top.

Speaker 2 (01:56:43):
Off the top, off the top, without the notes.

Speaker 1 (01:56:46):
No, you can use your notes.

Speaker 2 (01:56:47):
I was gonna say In here, in here, alright, this was
a positive.
Atlantis the lost empire.

Speaker 1 (01:56:57):
Dang people didn't like that.
What rate.

Speaker 2 (01:56:59):
That was uh 49% score 49% score 49% Atlantis,
atlantis.
The original, the original,right.
Yeah, yeah, the cartoon one,the cartoon one.
Yeah, there you go, the cartoonone that got 49 49% bro 49% bro
.

Speaker 1 (01:57:14):
Nah, y'all bugging, y'all bugging on that.

Speaker 2 (01:57:16):
Let me tell you what the Overall consensus of the-.

Speaker 1 (01:57:19):
Yeah, that's what I did too.
I was like what did people mostcomplain about?
Yeah, I went the overallconsensus.

Speaker 2 (01:57:23):
and then I went to what specific people were saying
.
Bro, these people, bro, I'mtelling you, bro, how do you
Well, that's enough.
I was going to say how do youget how do you become a profile?

Speaker 1 (01:57:35):
yeah, you just make a profile, that's it for all.
We know better, do what theylove for real, bro buy the
pictures or something.

Speaker 2 (01:57:40):
Never mind, I'm not gonna go get into that, but uh,
okay, check this out, bro.
This feature plays more likethe best disney animated film,
1981 than 2001.
Complain about that, bro.
It's an artistic, it's anartistic point of view, bro so
what they want?

Speaker 1 (01:57:55):
like some crazy crazy .
They want like uh, realisticgraphics.
I.

Speaker 2 (01:57:58):
They want, like realistic graphics.
I don't know what the fucky'all were talking about, but
it's a cartoon.
It's a cartoon.
What the fuck do y'all want?

Speaker 1 (01:58:05):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (01:58:06):
Oh my gosh, check this out, check this out.
The unfortunate retrograde lookof this cartoon is further
hindered by the conventionalnature of the characters and
weak, weak dialogue, weakdialogue Bro.
Hold on.

Speaker 1 (01:58:22):
I got to rewatch it, bro.
I don't recall the dialoguebeing.

Speaker 2 (01:58:25):
No, it definitely wasn't.
I seen that movie countlesstimes bro, not weak, bro,
definitely not weak, but thatmovie was, bro, it was funny all
throughout.
So I don't even know whatyou're talking about like
dialogue, because it's like themjokes and everything they be
making, bro, it's even better inSpanish.
If y'all know Spanish, it'seven better in Spanish.
But bro, they just, they justyapping bro, they just like to

(01:58:47):
yap, bro, check this out, bro,this is.
This is like that was thegeneral consensus.
Now, this is.
While the style and technicalability of Lance's the Lost
Empire is clear, the blandstorytelling and the overused
emotional beats cause the filmto ultimately become forgettable
.
I still remember the movieBland Till this day.
Bland, bro, bland, nah, y'allbugging Bland storytelling.

Speaker 1 (01:59:11):
See y'all bugging.
Put his username out there, bro.
Did I write that I was usingthat?

Speaker 2 (01:59:17):
I Googled it.

Speaker 1 (01:59:20):
I Googled it.

Speaker 2 (01:59:20):
I googled it.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm just joking, bro.
Alright, check this out.
Alright, disney animators onceagain go under the sea, this
time to discover the lost city.
Little play on words, I hatethem just for that.
Discover the lost city ofAtlantis.
Shame, they didn't find anengaging plot while they were
down there, motherfucking,trying to be witty with it, bro
engaging plot down there,Motherfucker trying to be witty
with it, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:59:39):
Engaging plot.
The whole plot was like um, thewhole plot went crazy bro Right
Betrayal Love, the joy offinding a lost civilization.

Speaker 2 (01:59:49):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:59:49):
more do they want, bro?

Speaker 2 (01:59:50):
What do they want, bro?
Check this out, bro.
It's difficult to say whetherit's the greatest failure in its
history, its characters or inits animation.
They straight dissing my movie,bro, the animation was pretty
good.
I thought the animation was Forits time, bro.
It even holds out now, bro Seemotherfuckers be talking about
son.

Speaker 1 (02:00:06):
The animation needs to be top tier, Bro.
Look at the animation for StarWars now, compared to fucking
when George.
Lucas was in charge of theanimation.
Bro, get the fuck out of myface, dude 2025, bro it'd be
some shitty ass Bro Him Morelike bitch.
I'm keeping that in.

(02:00:28):
I hope y'all know what the fucky'all gonna do to me.
Fuck me.
Oh well, hopefully Spit atleast Don't spit, don't spit.

Speaker 2 (02:00:43):
This one just pisses me off.
It's all too predictable.
I'm telling you.
Watch the movie the first time.
You knew exactly what's goingto happen.
All right, Final Boon.
See, look, that's Motherfucker.
That's not about predictable,that's motherfucker that be
watching that be like going toodeep into what like the movie is
doing.
Don't even enjoy the movie.

Speaker 1 (02:01:04):
They just try and figure out what the next.
You being too analytical and,on top of that, I can't stand
people like that.
Like okay, sometimes, okay, Iunderstand, yeah, you it's a
kids movie.

Speaker 2 (02:01:13):
It's a kids movie.

Speaker 1 (02:01:14):
It's a kids movie, not just that.
Fuck, what was my point?
I was going damn, I was aboutto dog on this person, bruh.
It be the people that be likeoh, I know it's gonna come up
next that that's why, like theydon't like them type of movies,
but they'll like re-watch aremake of some Snow White type
shit and be like, oh, this, thisis the greatest movie to ever

(02:01:35):
exist.
Okay, I see, I see what you'resaying like somebody like that
is like a die hard fan ofremakes or some shit like that
for real.
That's how I feel likesomebody's gonna be talking shit
about an original movie, therichest movie, yeah.
And talking about it's sopredictable.
I clearly saw this whole plotcoming from a mile away.
It's so annoying and I don'tunderstand why you waste time
watching movies like this whenit's so repetitive and so

(02:01:57):
mundane.
Motherfucker's going late inthe tramp.
Remastered oh, this is such anexcellent movie.
This is the epitome of cinemaright here.
They.
It's the epitome of cinemaright here.

Speaker 2 (02:02:13):
Boy, I'm about to slap the fuck out your forehead,
my boy.
I cannot stand that shit, bro.

Speaker 1 (02:02:16):
They be going crazy with it.
Bro.
That shit be grinding my gearsright there.
That shit already got me hot.
I'm over here about to bite themicrophone, Because this is why
you cannot give normal peoplepower.
This is exactly why we you knowwhat it gets to y'all head.

Speaker 2 (02:02:33):
You can't give people power in general, y'all.

Speaker 1 (02:02:36):
This is why they should get rid of customer
reviews, because y'allmotherfuckers be wanting too
damn much.
Motherfuckers, be talking aboutsomething.
How come I got to pay $20 forthis plate?
Why don't I get a free foot jobwith it?

Speaker 3 (02:02:51):
Boy, get the fuck out .
I mean, I understand.
I mean I understand what youeat.
That's like there's a chinesebuffet chinese what he eat.

Speaker 1 (02:03:04):
That's because, um bro it's because it'd be them
snobby people and people thatgot.
Yeah, I feel like they justdon'tby people, them people that
got nothing.

Speaker 2 (02:03:10):
Yeah, I feel like they just doing that just.

Speaker 1 (02:03:12):
Cause they got nothing better To do with their
life.
Bro, yeah, bro, it's not evenlike Stuck in a basement, like
it's not even a critical, likereview, like or like they.

Speaker 2 (02:03:20):
Actually it's just, oh, it's too predictable.

Speaker 1 (02:03:21):
It's not a good argument.

Speaker 2 (02:03:22):
Bro, like bro.

Speaker 1 (02:03:24):
You got.
You stay on.

Speaker 2 (02:03:25):
Nothing, Bro for all that every movie's predictable,
because you already know likeit's going to have a beginning
and end Fucking jackass.

Speaker 1 (02:03:32):
This movie's so fucking.
I already know how this isgoing to end.
Now I did what credit you,fucking idiot Bro.
I tell you this shit got me outof my phone y'all.
I'm sorry I'm dogging on peoplethat ain't even going to listen
to this.

Speaker 2 (02:03:46):
We can send it to them.
I got their username.
I'll Google the review, butwe'll find them bro.

Speaker 1 (02:03:50):
I'm sorry, I'll turn it down.
I'm just sorry, it's justreally.

Speaker 2 (02:03:54):
We're fans of Aladdin here at Cosmic Co.

Speaker 1 (02:03:56):
Not just, not just that, but like movies, bro.
I mean Cold classics.

Speaker 2 (02:04:01):
Yeah, bro, to be fair , bro, that was a very dumb.
Just a review, bro, he reallytyped it out, just, he had pose
bro, that shit crazy, and smiledwhen he said that and smiled
and saw it in his me.
I know he did Say that shit,like it's pointed at the head.

Speaker 1 (02:04:17):
Thumbs down, thumbs down, thumbs down to all y'all
critics that say some goofy assshit.
Hit him where it hurts Double.

Speaker 2 (02:04:29):
Double Double you know what you're getting.
You're getting two dubs down.

Speaker 1 (02:04:35):
All y'all want to be freaking critics.
Y'all don't know shit aboutthat crap.
Man, just shut up and watch themovie.
Enjoy yourself, right, be happyfor once in your life.
Damn, that's the whole point ofthe movie.
To forget about everythingthere's kids in the world that
don't have movies.

Speaker 2 (02:04:55):
You ever hear Dog in a cold, closet man.

Speaker 1 (02:05:00):
That shit just my fault y'all and they really
sleep at night.

Speaker 2 (02:05:03):
And they just go to sleep, bro.
They just go to sleep Afterposting that.
Alright bro, final one bro.
Final one bro.
Atlantis.
Final one, bro, atlantis.
Although some very smart peoplewere involved in its making,
it's not the least bitinterested in being very smart.
My bad, okay.
Although some very smart peoplewere involved in this making,

(02:05:26):
it is not the least bitinterested in being very smart.

Speaker 1 (02:05:32):
I don't even know what that means.
I have no point what yourargument was.

Speaker 2 (02:05:37):
They said it, though they said it.

Speaker 1 (02:05:40):
Where's my stamp?
I need a stamp Invalid.
I'm stamping.

Speaker 2 (02:05:44):
Invalid argument, toss it to the side.

Speaker 1 (02:05:46):
Put it down.
The freaking paper grinderthing.
I need to do that.
I'm'm gonna find theseusernames, put them on the
camera and put it down.
This is your opinion.
It's not a good argument, notworth it.
All right, let me.

Speaker 2 (02:06:01):
Let me give you one go ahead, go ahead what you got,
what you got this one was um.

Speaker 1 (02:06:07):
all right, let me stop.
Alright, scarface, scarface gota bad review.
Well it got.
Let me find his actual scoreScarface with a bad score.

Speaker 2 (02:06:20):
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:06:23):
Scarface tomato score .

Speaker 2 (02:06:25):
Is that what you used ?
Rotten Tomatoes yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:06:26):
Rotten Tomatoes A 77.
That's not bad.

Speaker 2 (02:06:32):
That should be higher .
That should be higher, rightyeah.

Speaker 1 (02:06:35):
Like it should be at least a 90 or 80.
Right, 85.
85, 90.
Ah, 95 for me, really, for metoo, it's at least 90 and up for
me, the only reason why peoplecomplain about this.

Speaker 2 (02:06:47):
Oh, the only reason why people complain about this,
oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:06:49):
Why do they complain?
Oh, yeah, yeah, which I kind ofget, but it's I don't fucking
know, bro, it's more like themparent issues.
It's an R-rated movie, right?
What do y'all expect?

Speaker 2 (02:07:00):
Don't let y'all kids see it.
It's an R-rated movie.
Nah, they lost it right therewhen you said parents, nah, it
was awesome right there when yousaid parents, nah, all right.

Speaker 1 (02:07:07):
So criticisms at release.
This is at release Excessiveviolence and vulgarity.
Critics were shocked by thegore and language.
That's why they didn't like it.

Speaker 2 (02:07:18):
Well, this was released in the 70s, 1983.

Speaker 1 (02:07:24):
1983.
You over here mad aboutexcessive violence and vulgarity
.
Weren't there riots that y'allwere like having going on at the
time?
Wasn't there a bunch of likemass shootings and shit, war,
war what else something.
Something was going on.
Something was going on at thattime.

(02:07:45):
Hold, let me look it up.
Let me look it up real quickwhat major events happened in
1983?
What major world eventshappened in 1983?

Speaker 2 (02:08:04):
in America.
The confirmation of HIV as thecause of AIDS.
Fuck, there really was nothing.
Oh Cold War tensions.

Speaker 1 (02:08:13):
Yeah, I was about to say Cold War tensions, and you
worried about Scarface?
Come on man.

Speaker 2 (02:08:18):
Y'all worried about the wrong thing, man, it's a
fail.

Speaker 1 (02:08:20):
Y'all had a suicide bomber that destroyed the US
Embassy in Lebanon, resulting innumerous casualties.

Speaker 2 (02:08:28):
Y'all worried about Scarface Instead to the numerous
casualties.
Y'all worried about ScarfaceInstead of sending your prayer
and thoughts to those people.
Y'all here worried aboutScarface.

Speaker 1 (02:08:34):
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:08:35):
Complaining about Scarface.

Speaker 1 (02:08:36):
Get your priorities and your fucking life together.
You worthless piece of shit.
I say it with my chest.
Y'all want to talk about somestupid, goofy shit.
Put your energy towardssomething useful.

Speaker 2 (02:08:47):
But that little kid Jesus Christ Fucking scum.

Speaker 1 (02:08:52):
I'm keeping this shit in.
I'm saying with my chest, I'mstanding on 10.
What the fuck y'all going to doto me?
Al Pacino's accent.
Some called it unconvincing orcartoonish.

Speaker 2 (02:09:04):
Unconvincing.
I didn't think it was that, bro.
I feel like the best gift for KKMP.
When you know what I'm talkingabout, i'ma start walking To
this bitch.
I'ma start pacing, bro.

Speaker 1 (02:09:17):
Moral outrage, which this is the one I understand,
but it's just a movie.

Speaker 2 (02:09:24):
One it's just a movie .
Two it is rated R.

Speaker 1 (02:09:28):
They said this one was the glamorization of crime.
It didn't sit well with thecritics in the 80s.

Speaker 2 (02:09:35):
Bro, bunch of bitches .
But there was already moviesabout that like that, like right
, that was happening, regardlesswhere the movie came shoulder
to shoulder, it was right, ithappens they're having sex and
everything, fucking 40Ks,causing HIV and everything to go
around.
Like I said, y'all worriedabout a little blood, y'all
worried about a little film.
Come on now.

Speaker 1 (02:09:57):
That shit, just bro, I tell you, bro, I tell you.
But what fans saw was a goodmovie about a rise and fall of a
, of a like it's a gangster film.

Speaker 2 (02:10:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know the rise and fall of
somebody.
You know, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:10:12):
People like to see that, especially if it's like
based on not this one, but likeif it was based on a true story
like you see the man struggle.
He hits the top, boom.
He hits the bottom and then hadme rooting really gonna die.

Speaker 2 (02:10:26):
That's how you make films.
You have your audience engagedwith the right, except for these
dumb motherfuckers that justfocus on the wrong thing right,
they they talking about that.

Speaker 1 (02:10:35):
But they'll be okay with, like, western movies and
shit like that, right, but it'sthe same thing.
But you got the cowboy shootingup the dudes, the bad guys
shooting up dudes fucking sheepbro.
I'll tell you, bro, y'all couldcome for me, I don't care.
All right, so why it became acult hit?
So it had good undergroundappeal.
It was actually bootlegged andpassed around heavily in urban

(02:11:00):
communities, particularly in the90s.
So a bunch of people werebootlegged or whatever.
I can see that.
Hey man, I got Scarface man,give me five real quick About
Scarface.
Man, give me five real quickabout the time.
I got that bootleg Wolverine brohuh that one still saw the
green screen and everything thealpha version right it was
adopted by hip hop culture,rappers and artists related to

(02:11:22):
Tony Montana Tony Montana'sthat's it rise from nothing, he
became a metaphor for hustlingreal shit, real shit.

Speaker 2 (02:11:29):
You really gotta watch this every once in a while
.
Just lock in again.

Speaker 1 (02:11:33):
Iconic visuals and quotes the mansion shootout, the
suits Say hello to my littlefriend.
All legendary Time vindicatedit as society grew more open to
brutal anti-hero narratives.
Scarface aged into a classicclassic which is true yeah, I
mean it was just a story about,I guess, the bad guy, if you

(02:11:56):
want to say that, but I mean itwas just a kid.
It was just a kid trying tomake it out with a man that
found his way to the top.
Now, not by good means, I'm notglamorizing none of this, but
man's gotta do what a man'sgotta do the world it's just.
I want the world and everythingin it.

Speaker 2 (02:12:15):
Come on, bro, like still get quoted to this day,
till this day it was just I broagain.
I love the movie.
I love that movie.
I've seen that movie a wholelot of times, I don't even know
how many.
But again, people looking toomuch into it like focusing.

(02:12:35):
They just want to complain, bro.
They just want to complain bro.
That's it.
They just really see that movieonce.
Nah, this ain't a good movie.
Not even giving it a secondchance, bro.
No-transcript.

Speaker 1 (02:12:47):
Like I get not all movies are going to be meant for
.
Like it's an R-rated movie, Iguess, right?
It's an R-rated movie, so likewhy would your kids be watching
it?
First of all, like that.

Speaker 2 (02:12:56):
yeah, the one with the parents complaining why are
you letting your kids watch it?
Yeah, so it's just like, but atthe same time, that's life for
an adult audience.
So you really worry about allthat.

Speaker 1 (02:13:13):
You're not the person to be watching it, really Right
, I don't know.
But we go to the next one, bro,because we can go on to this
one.

Speaker 2 (02:13:21):
I already got my fuse going, bro, all right, but I
don't know if you've seen thisone, but man on Fire, uh-uh,
it's a denzel washington movie.
Uh, it's, uh, he, basicallythis little girl gets kidnapped
and by cartel and there's awashington.
All right, now, see, I'm gonnaspoil it, but y'all for y'all,
but y'all should have been seenthis really.

(02:13:42):
Uh, yeah it came out 2024.
It came out last week butbasically this is watching the
ghost whole crusade to save thislittle girl.
Oh okay, but people rated thismovie a 39%.

Speaker 1 (02:13:58):
Damn why.

Speaker 2 (02:13:59):
All right, there's a consensus man on Fire's solid
action and top shelf cast areundone by a relentless grim
story that gets harder to takethe longer it goes on.
It's just not.
It's literally just non-actionthrough the whole, through the
whole thing.
I mean it's gory, it's bloody,but uh, I really don't know why

(02:14:20):
people don't, but it's look myfault.
No, go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (02:14:31):
They'll say it's gory , gory, it's too gory.
Give it a what 39?
39.
But you give John Wick like a90.

Speaker 2 (02:14:35):
Bro, let me check John Wick's score real quick.
I feel like they're probablycomplaining about John Wick too,
but let me read you one ofthese in the meantime 86.
86 John Wick 86%.

Speaker 1 (02:14:45):
No, which was the original one?
The first one?
Oh no, let no.
Which one?
The original one, the first one?
Oh no, let's see Number one 94.
No, chapter four is a 94.
Chapter three 89.
Chapter two 89.
John Wick, the first one, 86.

Speaker 2 (02:15:00):
But you going Okay, kind of Kind of yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:15:04):
I don't understand.
Yo I really don't.
It's a good movie, don't get mewrong, I'm not dissing it, or
anything.

Speaker 2 (02:15:12):
John Wick is a good movie, like it's not.
I love that movie because it'snon-stop action.
It's uh, it gets emotionalbecause you see this man like
going, because he's got his ownstuff that he's going through
and he still goes and saves thelittle girl and everything like
it.
Emotional, emotional, bro.
My mama cried on that movie.
That's how good it is, bro.

Speaker 1 (02:15:29):
At the end, bro, trust me, trust me bro damn,
trust me, bro, but they gave ita 39 39% bro what do people say
about it?

Speaker 2 (02:15:37):
alright, here's one bro at almost two and a half
hours.
The film really needs more meaton his bones, motherfuckers.
After two more meat on hisbones, motherfucker, what the
Titanic Motherfucker this can'tbe no fucking Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 1 (02:15:50):
He want the.

Speaker 2 (02:15:50):
Titanic bro he trying to win.
He trying to watch a marathon,he trying to watch four movies
in one sitting.
Bro, come on now.

Speaker 1 (02:15:57):
Sorry, this can't be Avatar.

Speaker 2 (02:15:59):
Right, oh, my God Bro be real, bro.

Speaker 1 (02:16:02):
Bro, it is good, but I mean that's a good complaint
to have it's such a good movie.
I wish I had more, pretty much.

Speaker 2 (02:16:11):
I guess.
I hope that's how they meant it.
I hope that's how they meant it.
I hope so.
This is a merely average filmthat had much more potential.
Alright bro, I'm not even goingto acknowledge that one.
Bro Scott Slade's exercise inAssault of Exorcist Excesses
nevertheless lingers for two anda half hours Like a drunken
house guest who won't leave.
I don't know what they talkingabout, bro, cause At no point do

(02:16:34):
you want this movie.
You want the movie, you wanthim?
Alright, I'm gonna spoil theshot, spoil the film, don't hit
him, man Spoil the film.
Alright, in the end he dies,but he still saves.
He still saves the little girl.
He dies, bro.
He dies saving the little girl,bro.
But, bro, one dude will get thewhole cartel, bro, whole cartel

(02:16:55):
.
Managed to track down thepeople they kidnapped.
Managed to get to their family,managed to, bro.
It was corrupt police involved.
Sorry, I was crying, bro.
He got through everything, allthis while still being shot
because he doesn't have likeplot armor.
He gets shot and at the endhe's like bleeding out and he
finally traces his life for thelittle girl.

(02:17:16):
But they don't know that he'salready dying because he was
already bleeding out from allthe other gunshots that he had.
And then they take him and hedies in the car.
Damn they were going to torturehim in one night.
Damn, they're going to get.

Speaker 1 (02:17:31):
Bro, damn, they were gonna torture him in one night,
damn they're gonna get.
Bro, what bro?
These people?
That is good.
That is such a good story rightthere.
What are y'all talking about?
Talking about something?
It's like a drunk name drunkperson that won't leave your
house.
Bro, shut up bro he's a drunkperson.
That you know what I wouldn'twant to get drunk in your house.
I wouldn't want to sleep thereall right for real, but listen,
lame ass.

Speaker 2 (02:17:48):
For real, bro.
All right, this is the finalone, a film that ends up being
tedious due to its excessiveduration, annoying by its formal
lack of control.

Speaker 1 (02:17:57):
I don't even know what they talking about bro.
Lack of control.
What control do you want?

Speaker 2 (02:18:01):
Bro, what control you want.
When the girl got kidnapped?
She gonna go south bro, whatcontrol do you want?
She gonna go south bro, whatcontrol do you want.

Speaker 1 (02:18:08):
Right, what do you want?
Like, what do you?
That's what I would like.
I would like for all thesepeople that have these stupid
remarks, stupid claims, to comeout and tell me how they should
write it themselves, how theywould have.
How to correctly write themovie.
Please, please, write in thesecomments, cause they know, cause
somehow they know, cause themoment you write, i'ma just
comment wrong.
Delete your comment.

(02:18:29):
I have that power.
What you gonna do to me?

Speaker 2 (02:18:31):
hold on what that dude said just gonna write.
Uh, I was gonna hit him withthat.

Speaker 1 (02:18:36):
It's too predictable right, your comment was so
predictable, come on delete.

Speaker 2 (02:18:42):
But yeah, bro, 39, bro, that's it, that's it.

Speaker 1 (02:18:44):
Hurt my shit, hurt my soul when I seen that 39 about
it nah, but they bugging brolike, what would you say to all
the people that said $30?

Speaker 2 (02:18:51):
They suck a dick, bro , because they fucking wrong as
hell.
Bro.
They did not see the same movieI seen, bro.
The movie I saw was epic.
It was heartwarming when heshowed the bomb up a dude's ass
it really touched me in a way,it was a carb cup, bro.
He didn't want to give thelittle girl up.
Bro, you had to do that type ofstuff.

Speaker 1 (02:19:13):
See something good like that, and then people still
have the audacity to say boringBro, come on, bro, bro, I'm
telling you, bro, alright, thisone could be a bit controversial
, I guess Not controversial in abad way, but but never mind,
let me give you this one, stepBrothers.

Speaker 2 (02:19:28):
Step Brothers.
Uh huh, what they, what theygot for Step Brothers.

Speaker 1 (02:19:32):
Hold on.
I forgot to write the scoresfor these things down.
Step Brothers Sixty ninepercent.
Score Sixty nine.
Right, sixty nine.
Well, no yeah, tomato meter.
Was it fifty four?
Or sixty nine?
Which one?
Oh, fifty four, fifty, well, noyeah, Tomato meter, was it 54?
Or 69?
.
Which one is it?
Oh, 54.
54.
This is from the regular peopleright.

Speaker 2 (02:19:54):
Yeah, that's the yeah , yeah, yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (02:19:56):
So 54.
54 score, they said.
The only reason why they saidthat is because they said it was
juvenile and crude.
Critics called the humorimmature and lazy Bro.

Speaker 2 (02:20:14):
My bad.
Comedians my bad, my bad.
Uh people, they just be funnymotherfuckers out here, bro
right, and they mature and lazyimage.
The movie's called stepbrothersright you have.

Speaker 1 (02:20:22):
You have these grown men that never left their
parents.
How do you think they're gonnaact?
Aren't they playing character'srole if they're immature?

Speaker 2 (02:20:33):
Bro, that is a dumb.
They did exactly what they weresupposed to do.

Speaker 1 (02:20:37):
I tell you Thin plot, thin plot.

Speaker 2 (02:20:39):
Thin plot.

Speaker 1 (02:20:40):
Some thought it was just an excuse for skits and
improv.
What kind of plot do you expectto have on a huge like?

Speaker 2 (02:20:47):
a.
So actors can't just improviseon the spot now.
Right, okay, like that, don'tmake the best scenes ever, like?
All right, bro, come on man tooloud and over the top.

Speaker 1 (02:20:59):
The characters were seen as obnoxious rather than
funny so.

Speaker 2 (02:21:04):
So two characters that were supposed supposed to
get on everybody's nerves weretoo're two obnoxious and over
the top, and over the top, wholemovie, whole movie is.
That's the premise of the wholemovie.

Speaker 1 (02:21:15):
Right, it's like watching two brothers that don't
With two stepbrothers thatdon't get along.

Speaker 2 (02:21:19):
Grown.
What do you expect?
Grown, by the way, grown.
That's the whole premise.
They did exactly what Iexpected them to do.

Speaker 1 (02:21:28):
This is why I can't stand critics, bro.
I cannot stand them.
You want to be so critiqueabout this type of stuff?

Speaker 2 (02:21:35):
I don't even think they'll watch the movie bro.

Speaker 1 (02:21:36):
Right and then have some whack ass.
Top 10 movies.
Top 5 movies.
This is the best movie man.
Watch this, watch this one, bro.
Whack, bro, get out of my face.

Speaker 2 (02:21:47):
Talk about Shindler's List Top, top movie.
Come on now.

Speaker 1 (02:21:55):
But I don't know, bro , that shit made my eyeball
twitch.
What fans saw was Will Ferrelland John C Reilly's chemistry.
They had such good chemistry inthat movie.

Speaker 2 (02:22:06):
They really do.

Speaker 1 (02:22:06):
They really do, bro Kind of like in the Ricky Bobby
movie, because they were both inthat movie, kind of like in the
Ricky Bobby movie.

Speaker 2 (02:22:14):
They were both in that movie.

Speaker 1 (02:22:15):
They had good chemistry.

Speaker 2 (02:22:18):
They played well off each other.

Speaker 1 (02:22:20):
They had endlessly quotable scenes.
Absurd escalation made itlegendary.
Kind of like when he's like,I'm going to put my balls on
your drum set, Bro.
That's like the.

Speaker 2 (02:22:28):
That was freaking hilarious.
Going to put my balls on yourdrum set.
Don't you dare put your ballson my drum set, Bro.
That was hilarious.
That was freaking hilarious.

Speaker 1 (02:22:33):
Y'all gave it such a bad score.
Even the freaking normal peoplethat make profiles gave it a 69
.
Come on, I thought it was atleast a 75 for me.

Speaker 2 (02:22:41):
Bro, for me at least an 80, bro.

Speaker 1 (02:22:44):
I was laughing, I was entertained.

Speaker 2 (02:22:45):
That's really what I want from a movie.
Keep me, keep me entertained.
If it's a comedy or like afunny movie, make me laugh and
like it does that like rightlike I don't know what the fuck
like.

Speaker 1 (02:22:56):
What are they looking ?

Speaker 2 (02:22:57):
for bro, like they talking about.
Oh, this should have been likejohn wick, what are y'all
looking for?

Speaker 1 (02:23:03):
it was hilarious, what are y'all saying?
Like the fact that he wasburying him under like brother,
shit to this day.

Speaker 2 (02:23:09):
The sea that still gets me is where, uh, the the
bum beds fall on each other, broyeah, yeah, we could stay up
all night and do cool shit orsomething like that.

Speaker 1 (02:23:19):
Do cool stuff or some bullcrap like that oh my god or
whenever he's like singing hisopera music and then he's on the
drum set.
He's like boats and hoes.

Speaker 2 (02:23:31):
Bro, why Bro I watched?

Speaker 1 (02:23:33):
that movie.
Right.

Speaker 2 (02:23:34):
I watched that movie when I was older.
I hadn't seen it till then.
Bro, Bro, I was laughing thewhole time watching the movie,
bro.

Speaker 1 (02:23:41):
I thought it was fucking funny too, bro.
I don't know, people are justPeople, what?

Speaker 2 (02:23:45):
do y'all what?
What do you want?

Speaker 1 (02:23:47):
These professional credits Right.

Speaker 2 (02:23:49):
What do you want?

Speaker 1 (02:23:49):
All right bro, we're already 30 minutes in.
We got one more One more it'sgoing to be a super long episode
.

Speaker 2 (02:23:54):
It's like three hours Almost.
Go ahead, go ahead, take outthe story I ain't like.
Oh, this was my final one.
Oh, ok, I got to let you pickbro oh, okay, I got two.
Uh, I'll let you pick, bro,police academy or ridiculous six

(02:24:16):
dang.

Speaker 1 (02:24:16):
Both of those are good bro, you'd be surprised.
Bro, all right, police academypolice academy, all right I love
police academy.

Speaker 2 (02:24:21):
I love that movie, bro, but get ready for this
rating 39.
Police academy is rude, crudeand proudly soft for more.
Don't even know what that wordmeans.
So so, like you're doing somuch already, police Academy is
rude, crude and proudlysophomore.
Don't even know what that wordmeans.
So, like you're doing so muchalready, I have to rip On Police
Academy, using big words onPolice Academy, which is either
a commendation or a ringerendorsement, depending on your

(02:24:41):
taste in comedy.
It's a collection of easylaughs, no brain required.
It's a comedy, bro.
What do you want?
What do you want?
What do you want?
I'm hopefully trying to figureout the joke three days later,
bro, just working.
Oh that's bro, come on.
Now comes, without any doubt,the absolute pits of this genre,

(02:25:04):
the least funny movie thatcould possibly have been
inspired by an airplane or anyother movie.
To compare this to Airplane iscrazy.
They compare.
You've seen the movie right.
Airplane with Snoop Dogg, soulPlane.
No, that's Soul Plane.
Hold on, where's Airplane then?

Speaker 1 (02:25:24):
I think I know which one you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (02:25:27):
Yeah, with that other dude.
I haven't seen that one, Sorrymy fault I haven't seen that one
either, but I hate when theycompare it to other movies, bro.
All right, this is the finalone.
The hit and mostly men's humorproves so cringeworthy.
However, your real amazementwill be reserved for the fact
that they sprang six sequels andthree different TV series out

(02:25:51):
of this.
So they see all the successcoming out of it and they're
saying they're surprised by it.
The numbers are there, buddy,the numbers don't lie.

Speaker 1 (02:26:01):
They made six for a reason Right, if people want it,
there's a reason why peoplewanted it.
Nobody would be in the moviesif it wasn't good they say
something like that.
I bet this dude's a fan of allthe Fast and Furious movies.

Speaker 2 (02:26:12):
Especially the 10th one.

Speaker 1 (02:26:14):
I can't wait for a new Fast and Furious to come out
.
I cannot wait.
I bet you can't goofy ass.
I bet he got a Fast and.

Speaker 2 (02:26:21):
Furious sticker on his car.

Speaker 1 (02:26:26):
All right, I was going to say Napoleon Dynamite
was my last one, but it got a 72score which.
I wish it would have beenhigher, at least like an 80.

Speaker 2 (02:26:36):
I was about to say an 80, yeah, but I'll take a 72,
so I'm not going to dog you onthat one, but I love Napoleon
Dynamite.

Speaker 1 (02:26:41):
That's like one of my favorite movies right there.
White Chicks we talked about ita little bit.

Speaker 2 (02:26:46):
Oh yeah, what they hit there bro 15.

Speaker 1 (02:26:54):
15.

Speaker 2 (02:26:55):
15% on white chicks.
I know Criminal Bombasticside-eye Bro 15.

Speaker 1 (02:27:07):
15.
15.
So the criticism about themovie was they said it was
unfunny and offensive.

Speaker 2 (02:27:15):
Unfunny and.

Speaker 1 (02:27:18):
All right, all right.
Many reviews said it relied onstereotypes and bad jokes.

Speaker 2 (02:27:24):
But I'm telling you, bro, these people do not watch
these movies bro.

Speaker 1 (02:27:26):
I cannot imagine what kind of comedians y'all watch,
Bro.
People do not watch thesemovies bro I cannot imagine what
kind of comedians y'all watch.
What comedian doesn't rely onusing some type of stereotype,
whether it's against their ownrace, or I mean not to be harsh,
but on a different race.

Speaker 2 (02:27:40):
But that shit be funny as hell though.

Speaker 1 (02:27:45):
That's Pete Comedian right there.
Y'all too soft, too soft,brother.

Speaker 2 (02:27:47):
Too soft, too soft brother, y'all ain't working 48
hours a day, brother.

Speaker 1 (02:27:52):
Not like dogging on them in a bad way, but like,
just like little funny jams.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (02:27:59):
Exactly, yeah, Because comedy that's the main
thing with comedy you can't takeit too serious and there's this
I get.

Speaker 1 (02:28:06):
There's boundaries and everything.
You ain't got to go deep onthem, but like just throw a
little jab but you can't likecomedy and then be offended by
stuff like this.

Speaker 2 (02:28:18):
Like what?

Speaker 1 (02:28:18):
kind of comedy do you do?
For example, like I heard ajoke somebody said to me they
were like oh yeah, we went to goeat Mexican food.
And it was a white person thattold me the joke.
And they were like you know, wewent to go eat Mexican food.

Speaker 3 (02:28:29):
I mean sorry, food for you, but Mexican food and I
was like you know, that was agood joke, that was a good
little joke, it wasn't oh no,I'm going to raise hell because
of this joke.

Speaker 2 (02:28:38):
What you mean by that , bro?

Speaker 1 (02:28:40):
Like I thought it was a good little joke.

Speaker 2 (02:28:42):
It's not the best joke, but it was a good but.

Speaker 1 (02:28:45):
I got a little chuckle out of it.
I mean, y'all just too uptightabout it Sensitive, bro, just
sensitive bro, but they said badmakeup and effects.

Speaker 2 (02:28:57):
Bad makeup, the disguise prosthetics were mocked
.

Speaker 1 (02:29:02):
The whole purpose Bad makeup.
Can you believe this, bro?

Speaker 2 (02:29:12):
I just don't like the way the Wayne brothers had
their makeup done.
Hey, they a bland shit.
No shit, potato chip.
Hey, I tell you, bro, they didnot watch the movie.
Bro, they did not watch themovie.
Oh my God, bro, I tell you, ohmy God bro, they did not watch
the movie.

Speaker 1 (02:29:30):
Oh, my god, bro, I tell you.

Speaker 2 (02:29:32):
Oh, my god bro.

Speaker 1 (02:29:34):
Too over the top.
Critics didn't go for theoutrageous humor.
What fans saw was endlessquotes, outrageous scenes and a
so bad it's good appeal.
That became iconic, especiallyin meme culture.

Speaker 2 (02:29:48):
When they hit that.
It's so bad, it's iconic.
I hate that.
I hate it too.

Speaker 1 (02:29:51):
I hate when they hit that.
It's so bad, it's iconic.
I hate that, I hate it too.

Speaker 2 (02:29:53):
I hate that, bro.
Oh my God, lazy review, lazyreview, bruh.

Speaker 1 (02:30:00):
So the reason why it became a cult hit was because of
its outrageous premise Twoblack men disguised as rich
white women.
So wild that it becameunforgettable shock factor.
People couldn't believe how farit went with race and gender
jokes.
It pushed boundaries at theright time.
Mass appeal it hit multipleaudiences urban, mainstream and
meme loving teens, quotabilityand memes.

(02:30:23):
Your mama, so old, her breastmilk is powered powdered.
Lines like that never left popculture.
So see, that was a good littlejoke like that.

Speaker 2 (02:30:32):
Like see what I'm saying.
It ain't Madca's, it's funny,bro.
It ain't Madca's, it's funny, Ijust don't understand.
Oh my God, bro.
Or like when.

Speaker 1 (02:30:38):
Terry Crews was singing.
Was it A Thousand Miles?

Speaker 2 (02:30:41):
I think that do-do-do-do-do-do-do this called
that shit was hilarious.

Speaker 1 (02:30:51):
I would have never, bro, would have never right buff
ass.

Speaker 2 (02:30:53):
Terry cruz was singing that song, bro, and
y'all couldn't laugh from it forreal.

Speaker 1 (02:30:55):
Y'all just stone face the whole movie oh bro, y'all
no fun, y'all no fun and partiesy'all, y'all jordan, y'all
jordan, be around bro I'm gladI'm not around no people like
this.
This should let me baffle.

Speaker 2 (02:31:09):
I can't understand these critics, Damn bro, and
they among us, they among usreverence, just living.

Speaker 1 (02:31:17):
I'm sure they'll say some shit about this podcast.
Guess what, guess what.

Speaker 2 (02:31:21):
We got your reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, whatever you
say, not valid.
No more, my boy, I do not care.
You lost our credibility.

Speaker 1 (02:31:27):
Look, you're not hurting my feelings.
I know this is not for everyone.
I get that.
I do not care if you do notlike us.
I'm not here to appease you.
I'm here to have a good timewith me and my buddy Yayo.
We're here to talk aboutwhatever we want to talk about
Whatever?
We want and just have a goodtime.
Whether y'all want to listen tous or not, that's fine to all

(02:31:54):
the people that do listen andstick around thank you like I'm
not gonna be over here trying toappease people.
No, I'm not trying to be likethat.
I mean, there's pretty morethere's a whole lot more but we
ain't gonna push our burns toofar.
My fault, y'all.
Let us know what y'all think,though.
Let us hear any of theseunderrated movies that you might
have liked, or any that were onour list, and had anything to
say about it too, or you could.

(02:32:15):
You could correct this if youwant, if you want, if you dare
not no, I'm just joking.
But y'all let us know what y'allthink.
Let us hear, let us know whatmovies like.
Y'all like we said that y'alllike any of that were like, um,
that you were just as surprisedwhen you went to go look at the
Tomatoes Corner.
It was like what?
They gave my movie a 30, 45?

(02:32:35):
.
Y'all let us know down in thecomments or send us messages on
Cosmic Cove at KOSMIC underscoreC-O-V-E on Instagram.
And that's pretty much it.
We're going to go ahead andwrap up this episode, like we
said, sorry about that A wholehaving to record the next day,
but it is what it is.

(02:32:55):
But on that note, shout out tomy girlfriend, shout out to my
cousin pepe.
Thank you so much for listening.
Thank you to anybody that comesand re-watches our episode or
listens to our podcast.
Thank you for tuning in, thankyou for reaching to this far,
until the end.
Sorry, I got a little aggressive, but I just can't help he
passionate about this really Ican't help hearing people with

(02:33:16):
such stupid arguments, stupidremarks and stuff like the fact
that you have a brain and you'renot using it, just baffling to
me.
It just.
I'm sorry y'all, I don't meanto dog these people, but some of
them got to and the big scarypart is they walk among us.
That's the scary part.
They breathe.
They breathe the same air Ibreathe.
They breathe and breathe.
That's the scary part.

(02:33:37):
They breathe and breathe.

Speaker 2 (02:33:38):
Holy shit.

Speaker 1 (02:33:40):
That's the scary part , but it is what it is.
Can't take it too much to heart, but we'll catch on the next
episode.
Oh, before, before anything,like I said, be sure to follow
us on TikTok and on Instagram atKOSMIC underscore C-O-V-E.
Follow us on YouTube at KOSMICspace C-O-V-E.
And, yeah, you know, be sure tolike, subscribe.

(02:34:03):
Leave a five star review on thepodcast, on Spotify, apple
Music, wherever it is that youlisten to us.
We'd really appreciate it ifyou give us a good review.
But other than that, you gotanything Yo-Yo?

Speaker 2 (02:34:17):
I just want to shout out Sammy and I just want to
tell Jeroenie good luck.
Hopefully he makes it big.
And yeah, that's it.
Oh, shout out my family.

Speaker 1 (02:34:26):
But we'll catch you on the next episode.
So peace, All right, peace.

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