EP 53- Shots Fired: Truths Told and Bottles Emptied

Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
YayoFYB (00:00):
Oh, you think darkness is your ally.
You merely adopted the dark.
I was born in it, molded by it.
I see death.

(00:34):
Welcome Kazako family.
It's your co-host Yaya, with myco-host Reverence.

REvernZe (00:39):
That's right, it's your boy, reverante.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
What it do, snowball, what itdo, damn.
This bitch is loud as hell, bro, is it?

YayoFYB (00:48):
it's loud in your head.
It's fine.
It was fine for me.

REvernZe (00:51):
Oh was it yeah, it was fine for me.
I probably just have myheadphones up too.
Huh, all right, there we go.
What it do, cosmic co, whateverybody up to what?

YayoFYB (00:57):
y'all doing what y'all been up to.

REvernZe (00:59):
Who got that dick in the hand right now?
Right now, raise your hand.
Who got the cheese?
Just one hand, because I yourhand.
Who got the cheese?
Just one hand.
Who got the cheese on theirhand right now?

YayoFYB (01:07):
Who dipping?
Don't be dipping on the cheese.

REvernZe (01:11):
All right.
So today's going to be a bit ofa different, different,
different.

YayoFYB (01:15):
Just a slight, just a slight.

REvernZe (01:17):
Let them know what we doing today.

YayoFYB (01:19):
Yo, today, we fucking, we fucking.
We having Shicks we about tofuck up that bottle, really
Right.
That's really what we about todo.

REvernZe (01:28):
We gonna fuck up this, this alcohol, it just alcohol.

YayoFYB (01:32):
It just alcohol.
It's just alcohol.
You mean baby, it's justalcohol.
So Go ahead, I'll go ahead.

REvernZe (01:40):
I told you to tell it, okay, okay.

YayoFYB (01:41):
So, so we gonna be playing A little card game.
What is it called Truth ordrink?
I told you to tell them Okay,okay, so today we're going to be
playing a little card game.
What is it called?
Truth or Drink, truth or Drink.
Okay, go ahead, bro, I got youyou good, right there.

REvernZe (01:51):
Yeah.

YayoFYB (01:51):
Okay, so we're playing Truth or Drink.

REvernZe (01:54):
But we're not going to play it exactly how they have
it made, because there's rulesto it, right.

YayoFYB (02:09):
Essentially, essentially correct me if I'm
wrong essentially, about whatare we doing?
We're gonna pull the cards.
Either we answer the questionor we take a shot, right, yeah,
okay, so that's what we're gonnabe doing, um, so, to promote us
answering the questions hold on.
We're about to give them ashout out.

REvernZe (02:18):
Okay, go ahead it's called truth or drink.
We got the extra dirty edition.
This is a a game by cut.
Have you looked at thequestions?

YayoFYB (02:28):
no, no, okay, it's gonna be so good, it's gonna be
two, two plus players.

REvernZe (02:32):
It's 30 to 60 minutes of play, but we're just gonna
play it like just just to drinkand shoot um literally.

YayoFYB (02:37):
It's just like.

REvernZe (02:38):
Literally just an excuse to really it's really
just an excuse to drink Really.
They drink, matter of fact,they drinking at 12.

YayoFYB (02:46):
Oh wait 11.
Nah, it's not, but they thinkthat Nine Fuck Eight.

REvernZe (02:53):
Really, that's really just the time.

YayoFYB (02:54):
That's really what it feel like.

REvernZe (02:55):
That's really what it feel like, but this is how we're
going to do it.
We're going to each pull a card.
I'm chilling too hard already,bro, right Hold on.
I'm chilling too hard, snowballchilling harder.

YayoFYB (03:04):
Snowball Shout out my little boy.
He's not in the frame, is he?
No, I don't think he's here.

REvernZe (03:08):
Yayo got his dogs on screen.
Well, no, he got his dogs onthe couch right now.
We're actually at Yayo's placeright now recording.
Oh yeah, yeah, studio.

(03:30):
We just need something todampen the the bounce, that's
about it right?
yeah for the audio, but it'll beall right, bro, I'll fix it in
post.
Well, I'm gonna get the editorfixing post editor fixing post
better do a good job.
But um, like I said, we'regonna just uh, pull a card and
if we don't feel like answeringit, then we'll just take a shot
of Let them know we're drinkingRight right, show them brother.
Go ahead.

YayoFYB (03:47):
Show them.
Y'all see it.
Y'all see it.
Bitch-ass Jarrett, bitch-assJarrett Shout out.
Jarrett Told me he don't, Iain't don't know about that.
Jarrett said I ain't don't knowabout that.
So look, jarrett, you don't don.
So we're gonna be drinkingCasamigos Mezcal, like I said,
we got this.
Well, I got this just cause,hopefully, so we answer more

(04:09):
questions and not just and notjust like whole episode y'all
just seeing us or like hearingus just drink and and laugh.
So hopefully we answer somequestions, depending if it
tastes good, though I'm tellingyou this right now no questions
gonna be answered.

REvernZe (04:24):
Two answers no.
If it tastes good, though, I'mtelling you this right now, no
questions gonna be answered.
Two answers no.
Three drinks deep this mightget a little crazy.

YayoFYB (04:29):
I might be up in the air talking about something.
Somebody, come get it.
What you wearing?
He hasn't even started drinkingyet.
What you?

REvernZe (04:36):
doing.
I'm always on that time.
I'm like Unc on the honey pack.
You just gotta look at me.

YayoFYB (04:43):
Low key next episode we gonna lazec on the honey pack.
You just got to look at me.
Low key.
Next episode we're going tolaze the bottle with honey pack.

REvernZe (04:49):
Bunch of dudes in the room.

YayoFYB (04:50):
We're going to call that episode Hard Questions.

REvernZe (04:53):
Bunch of dudes Shit going to be leaking.
Y'all know what we should do.
We should all just wrestle.
We should just take our shirtsoff and start wrestling.

YayoFYB (05:03):
We should wrestle like the Romans used to do In the mud
Butt naked.

REvernZe (05:09):
So, before we start the episode, how was your week?
How you doing y'all, how?

YayoFYB (05:13):
was my week.
My week was pretty good, busy.
I was really really busy,extremely busy.
I had this one smart littleincident I had where some dude
about some dude about T-Bone mebasically.

REvernZe (05:31):
Damn for real Again, again in the Ville, bro.
What the fuck going on in theVille, bro, the Ville?

YayoFYB (05:34):
safest place, bro, only person who used to get tickets
in the Ville was my mom.
Don't fucking just get it toocrazy with it, right?
Nah, bro, I had a green light.
I was turning right Jeep comingin front of me and obviously,
if I got a green, obviously hegot a yellow and I've been in
that light.
He has a yellow arrow, or not ayellow arrow, but just a yellow

(05:57):
light.
So I have it right away.
He going to try to come, y'allBaby.
I don't give a fuck, I stoppedthat ass shit I got in front
Looked at him.
What's wrong with you, boy?

REvernZe (06:08):
Kept going.

YayoFYB (06:09):
And then this motherfucker Gonna start
following me.
I said, oh fuck, I know heain't trying nothing and I pull
up.
I pull up at the family dollar.
Right, he pull up in the familydollar.
I said it's gonna get.

REvernZe (06:18):
It's gonna get hectic huh.

YayoFYB (06:21):
And then, bro I was getting, I didn't see him right,
so I step out.
He's like waiting right behindthe car, like just waiting.
I said, bro, you really, youreally trying to do this, you,
true, started acting crazy,started started hitting the
floor started ripping my shirtoff you really trying to do this
.
He's backed away.
He was backing up into his,into his parking spot.

REvernZe (06:41):
oh, for real.
Nah, that was it, that was it,that was it, nah for a second.

YayoFYB (06:43):
I was like nah, I just stepped out at the car and I was
like I was like ain't no way hegonna follow me when you try to
fucking.
Uh, t-bone you.

REvernZe (06:53):
Oh.

YayoFYB (06:53):
T-bone like yeah ain't no way, but nah, he was.
I was already getting crazy,bro, I was already hiring the
crackhead across the street bro,already, bro, talking about
pull up, get this man Bite himfor me, get this man Bite him.
But nah, nah, that was it.
He just Damn.
Just chilling reaction,Chilling reaction really Okay.

REvernZe (07:13):
Who's about to bust out that motherfucking España?

YayoFYB (07:16):
About Bro about to start going crazy.
Yeah, that was, that was reallyabout the craziest.
I feel like something else.

REvernZe (07:28):
Uh, um, yeah, that's about it.
Everything was just.
You're not gonna talk about thealiens that landed in your
backyard oh yeah.

YayoFYB (07:31):
So check this out, bro, some fucking Mexican stuff
decided to do what they call acarny asada whatever that is,
whatever witchcraft, that is.

REvernZe (07:43):
No, we just joking um bruh.
I forgot to tell you, so I wentto the oh yeah, you won't tell
me, that's right, I went to thefreaking uh grocery store I went
to go buy some milk.
I was, I was tasked with themwith the important task every
man is every man.
What?

YayoFYB (07:59):
has, has gone that task right.

REvernZe (08:01):
Every man has gotten this task one time in their life
it's a decision.
It's a big decision.
I was told to go get the milkso I started laughing.
I was like, oh no, mygirlfriend sent me to go get the
milk and I started thinking.
I was like hmm, no, I'm justjoking, I ain't thinking I was
just messing.

YayoFYB (08:21):
It just made me chuckle because I was like he said, I
could continue the generation oftrauma or I could go back home
to my loving family you go homepick up, you know how close it
was I was like some.

REvernZe (08:36):
Some men never come back from this journey.
Some men never find the milkand come back like my dad, go
laughing too hard but um, yeah,and then when I went to go to
pay, right, I got the milk.
I managed to find the milk.
Dad, if you're listening itwasn't that hard to find.

YayoFYB (08:56):
It's like dad, if you listen, it's an aisle 5 aisle 5,
right beside the yogurt.

REvernZe (09:01):
It's like somewhere on that aisle right there by the
cooler if you got to the icecream, you went too far.

YayoFYB (09:04):
If you're listening.

REvernZe (09:06):
please listen, I miss you.
Just start crying.

YayoFYB (09:12):
Hold on.

REvernZe (09:14):
Nah, but so I went to go pay, right.

YayoFYB (09:16):
That's what one does.

REvernZe (09:17):
That's what one does, you know the lady's cleaning up
a little track thing Throw themilk right there.

YayoFYB (09:26):
She brings it up.
You want milk in the bag?
No, I'm good.

REvernZe (09:27):
And then that's when you called me okay, oh, that's
what you were doing okay, okay,and she was like she bring the
like, rang it up or whatever,and she's like it was like three
dollars and 30 cents orsomething for the gallon then,
like for some reason I said 30cents.
30 cents balance dude I waslike wait a minute.
I just like scanned my card andI was like wait a minute, 30
cents I was like because Iscanned it and then it was like

(09:49):
30 cents, balance dude.
I was like 30 cents, balancedude.
She was like yeah, you owe 30cents.

YayoFYB (09:54):
I'm like I just scanned my card.

REvernZe (09:56):
What are you saying?
I could have sworn.
I had 50 cents in my account.
How's my 50 cents that gonnacome with the 30 cents?
And uh, I was like bro, there'sno way.
I pulled out my phone, lookedat my bank and that's like that,
right.
I got off the phone with you atthat point and I looked at my
bank account okay bro, it says50 cents right here.
I can cover this 30 cents andum, I was like I won't run my

(10:22):
card again and she ran throughand it went through.

YayoFYB (10:24):
I was like, bro, what the fuck was that?
What the fuck yeah what thefuck?

REvernZe (10:27):
I had 50 cents.
Silly goose Right, silly gooseCause?
She looked at me like Uh huh.

YayoFYB (10:37):
I hate that, bro.
You ain't got them 30 cents, doyou, boy Right?

REvernZe (10:41):
Alright, I lied I had 60 cents, but that's 10 cents
I'm saving.
Right, that's my savingsaccount.
I can't dip into my savings.

YayoFYB (10:50):
Reasonable man.
Reasonable man.

REvernZe (10:53):
But that was pretty much it.
Oh, that was it yeah that wasit.

YayoFYB (10:55):
But something like that happened to me once, bro, when
I first had a credit card andthis is like literally,
literally my first time having acredit card.
Supposedly I had thought I hadactivated it.
As a good American, I was aboutto run that credit card all the
way up First time using it.
He just like me, max it out,max it out, max it out, never

(11:15):
pay it off.
Tell my mom Exactly, who knows.
You were the people calling, soI supposedly you know, I went
with my mom actually Cause I waslike supposed to like Go and
buy her shit and whatnot.
So we went to Walmart.
Everything was good, supposedly, you know, run.
That shit Did not work, decline.

(11:36):
I just got this.
I just got this Right againDecline, decline.
So there I am, bro Ears,getting red Face, getting hot,
you know, sweating, sweating.
It's cold outside, sweating,bro.
And then I'm like I don't knowwhat the fuck to do.
So I'm like I'm gonna be backin a little bit.
Keep all myself up, right, shit, ton of stuff bro damn and then

(11:57):
I'm like what do I do?
what do I do?
And then I go to my mom's likeI ain't about asking for money,
bro, like I was supposed to betreating her out, type shit.
And then she's like well, maybeyou gotta call your car to act
like your company to act on it.
I was like, nah, I don't thinkso.
And then I called them.
That's all I had to do.
They're like yeah yo, they'relike yeah, we noticed you.
You had to call him like getactivated.

(12:23):
That was a relief, though, likeactually, going back able to
and like I was like okay.
So he's like yeah, now that youcalled, you can start using it
now.
Okay, use it, bro.
But I swear I was sweating thewhole through the whole time.
But I was just armpits sweatybro, back of my knees sweaty bro
, asshole sweaty Asshole man.
That's the first one to startsweating, bro, really.
But oh, I hate that bro Payingwith the card and then not I

(12:45):
hate that, and especially if youknow you have the money Right
and then people looking at youoh I hate that.

REvernZe (12:49):
I know, bro, I hate that.

YayoFYB (12:50):
You get judged or something.
Yeah, you get judged, eventhough you know you good, but
like people just, start, but Iswear I.
I seen it.
I seen it, he's not lying, hereally being too modest.
It was 75 cents.
All right, all right, it was 80.

REvernZe (13:07):
No, I'm just joking, but, bro, I hate that shit so
much too.
I've had that shit happen to mecountless times For real, bro,
yeah.

YayoFYB (13:14):
I hate that, bro.

REvernZe (13:16):
It happens to the best of us, bro, for real.
Only to the best reallywhenever you think that direct
deposit hit, so you go, you goyou go eat breakfast or
something.
Then you go and pay.
That bitch didn't go through.
You're like hold on, wait aminute, wait five more minutes,
wait five more minutes, waitfive more minutes.
It's still not time.

YayoFYB (13:35):
The direct deposit hasn't hit, yet Nah for me what
it was was when I deposited mychecks, and so they had to hold
them but it had a whole bitch.
I'm dropping the same amountevery week, but why you gotta
hold it for and then.
But that was the worst, bro,one time I forgot what I went to
pay for, but I thought I hadlike the full amount.
Nope, only had like 200 in thatthing bro bro, that happened to

(13:58):
me another time.

REvernZe (13:59):
We were in the mountains.
We went to like a walgreens orsomething to buy some medicine
or buy something we needed atthe cabin and it was just like
20, 30 bucks and it went through.
I mean, it didn't go throughand I said wait a minute, what?
And uh, I looked I was like bro, I know I had like money
pending right right, well Ithought the money was already on

(14:20):
my account but it, since it wasthe weekend, it had to pend
over onto monday or t Tuesday orsome shit like that.
So I'm like bruh, I don'tremember what I did.
I think my girlfriend ended uppaying, or some shit like that.

YayoFYB (14:31):
It was just 30 bucks, though, but I hate that feeling
too.

REvernZe (14:36):
I had some money but I didn't have nothing.
I was broke at the time, broDone paying for the trip.
Done spent like three grand butthen you can't afford them 30
that's when you, that's whenyou're like I paid for the trip.
That's like come on time for youto pay big bro, 50, 50, 50 bro,

(14:56):
big bro, big bro but because atthat time, like I was saving
coins like every, every check Ihad, I'd always take it like 40,
60, 80 dollars and then I likeconvert it into quarters.
That way I wouldn't spend everycheck I had.

YayoFYB (15:07):
I'd always take it like 40, 60, 80 dollars and then I
like converted into quarters,that way I wouldn't spend it,
and I had like a big coca-colaboat.
I remember that.
I remember that.
Yeah, I remember that.
That up it was like legendarycoca-cola bottle, yeah it like
held like two grand or something.

REvernZe (15:16):
Oh for real oh, after I cashed that out, I went
straight to tennessee that's it.

YayoFYB (15:20):
That's really what you gotta do.
That really what I.
That's really what you gotta do.

REvernZe (15:23):
That's really what I had to do, really what you gotta
do, damn.

YayoFYB (15:26):
But that's pretty cool, though you pay with that Coke
bottle Right.
That's pretty cool.

REvernZe (15:32):
That shit was too heavy.
If y'all end up filling up afreaking two foot container Coke
cola bottle, you have aroundtwo thousand.

YayoFYB (15:38):
Good luck picking it up that bitch gonna be heavy as
fuck, I didn't think about it Ileft that Right cause it is Damn
, it was heavy for real, it washeavy, yeah, for you to say it's
heavy, yeah, it's heavy.

REvernZe (15:50):
Well, I mean Just because it was awkward too,
because you know, it was like abig skin bottle.

YayoFYB (15:54):
Yeah, yeah, the bottle.
It was like tall.
Yeah, yeah, so then you had to.

REvernZe (15:58):
Tilt it over.

YayoFYB (15:59):
Oh, when you started, oh, okay, okay, okay, damn, how
would I have done it?
Yeah, that's the only way.

REvernZe (16:07):
Hug and throw it over your shoulder.
Yeah, that's pretty much it,bro.
You ready to get into the?

YayoFYB (16:12):
episode.
I'm ready, bro, I'm ready.

REvernZe (16:14):
Y'all ready to see us answer some questions?
Get nasty, for every time Idon't answer, I'm taking a piece
of clothes off and I'm onlywearing pants, no boxer.

YayoFYB (16:27):
You want to see?
He only got it.
He only put it with the shirton, no socks.
He was missing one sock.

REvernZe (16:33):
I got a head start.
I'm going to head take my bootsoff.
All right, let me get the cardsreal quick.
All right, go ahead, man, I'lljust hand the cards out.

YayoFYB (16:38):
All right Bet.

REvernZe (16:42):
So we're playing truth or drink everybody for all the
people that skipped ahead, allright, who going first?
All right, all right.
Rock Paper Scissors.

YayoFYB (16:49):
Rock Paper Scissors.
All right, Rock Paper ScissorsShoot.

REvernZe (16:52):
Damn.
All right, I'll let you gofirst, All right man.

YayoFYB (16:55):
All right For the listeners.
We did.

REvernZe (17:00):
No, I lost, For the listenerso picked rock.
I already knew that that's whatthat's like.
What was it?
33% of players would chooserock what was it?

YayoFYB (17:09):
what were they going breaking down like the anime's?
What was it?
33?

REvernZe (17:14):
33, 33 and then 1%.

YayoFYB (17:15):
Does some goofy ass, it's a gun.

REvernZe (17:17):
That 1% is a gun alright, I'm going to shuffle
one more time alright.

YayoFYB (17:22):
oh yeah, I got all the answers.
All right, here you go.

REvernZe (17:24):
All right bro, Let the people know what your card says
.
Yayo.

YayoFYB (17:26):
All right.

REvernZe (17:26):
All right, here we go Straight up.
If Yayo doesn't want to answer,he's going to have to take a
drink Real shit.

YayoFYB (17:33):
Straight up.
What's a sexual act?
You think your grandparents?

REvernZe (17:39):
never engaged in Yo okay, what your grandma, grandpa
not doing?

YayoFYB (17:43):
Focus, bro Focus.

REvernZe (17:48):
You gotta imagine, bro , what your grandma, grandpa not
doing.

YayoFYB (17:51):
What have I done that?
I think that, look, look.

REvernZe (17:54):
Uh huh.

YayoFYB (17:58):
I feel like, I feel like.

REvernZe (18:00):
I feel like them Escalers Calling your name.
Nah, I'm gonna answer.

YayoFYB (18:03):
I just don't know what the answer is.
You gotta think.
But imagine I feel like themand Scott is calling your name.
Nah, I'm going to answer.
I just don't know what theanswer is.

REvernZe (18:05):
You just got to think, but imagine.

YayoFYB (18:07):
I feel like they ain't sucking no toes, really.
That's what I think.
That's what I think.

REvernZe (18:13):
Where's the?
You said what, bro?
I feel like they ain't suckingno toes you said they ain't what
I feel like.

YayoFYB (18:20):
They ain't sucking no toes.
They ain't feeling no toes.
I ain't eating no ass.
Real shit Suck toes Eat ass,real shit.
Look, I'm going to be honest.
I just feel like they haven'tdone that.
It was hot over there.
I don't think they had an AC.

REvernZe (18:37):
The real question is that ain't the question?
That ain't the question.
But the people want to know.

YayoFYB (18:43):
I do, I don't give a fuck, but the people want to
know I do.

REvernZe (18:45):
I do Hold on y'all, Let the people know.

YayoFYB (18:49):
I suck your toes, freaky ass.

REvernZe (18:58):
It's all Saudi over here.
Hold on.
What was the answer?
Hold?

YayoFYB (19:00):
on.
It had a.

REvernZe (19:02):
After they answer are you picturing them doing it now?

YayoFYB (19:07):
Oh man, nah, because they can't.
I ain't picturing that, I ain'ttrying to.

REvernZe (19:13):
Grandpa why you got your grandma's toesy over.

YayoFYB (19:16):
My grandpa was bald, but I already know that head.

REvernZe (19:19):
Alright, alright, skip the person reading this card.
Dang, that's crazy, oh, that'scrazy All right, he thought it
was Zuno.
What's something you use toconsider a relationship?
Red flag, but don't anymore.
What changed your mind?

YayoFYB (19:36):
Okay, that's a good question.
It's all right.

REvernZe (19:38):
It's all right, it's a basic one.
I like to keep it safe, though.
What's a red flag?

YayoFYB (19:44):
that I used to like.
I mean have but didn't.
No, what was something youcould say to a red flag and then
don't anymore?

REvernZe (19:52):
Give me a scorpion.
No, I'm just joking.
No, I just take it, bro, like areal motherfucker.
I'm just joking.
I'm just joking.
Um, what is the red flag, bro?
I really don't got.

(20:12):
I mean, no, I take that back.
My red flag, not my red flag,but a red flag that I don't like
is when they talk back.

YayoFYB (20:21):
When they raise their, whenthey talk back, that's what.

REvernZe (20:23):
I said no, I'm just joking, because I, when they
raise their, when they know notto raise their voice to daddy.
No, I'm just joking, my man.

YayoFYB (20:29):
I'm speaking in the room.

REvernZe (20:30):
It's just jokes.
Y'all it's just jokes, but Idon't know, bro, like a red flag
, I might just have to take adrink on this one because I
ain't got an answer.
What's something I used toconsider a relationship red flag
, I guess.
I guess like me and my youngerteenagers, because I've been

(20:51):
with my girlfriend for like 10,11 years.
That's what I was going to say,but it's because y'all had a
good yeah.
Well, it was times, bro.
I know it was times, but likey'all gone through that, through
that.
So I feel like it's differentthan yeah, but I feel like in my
younger years, having guyfriends, that's still red flag.

(21:12):
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck, no, no,okay.
But look, I mean in a sensebecause you know she has friends
that are guys, but like in thesense of co-workers, and type
shit, yeah, or?
Like the.
How would you say people thatshe knows around?
Yeah, yeah, yeah like the citybecause because that's her job.

YayoFYB (21:26):
Yeah, that's her job.
I'm not saying what her job is,but she has to deal with public
people.

REvernZe (21:30):
Yeah, yeah and like you know the dudes, they're not
her friends, but you know theystill come talk to her and
everything but when I wasyounger, acquaintances it was
just like I didn't want hertalking to dudes, not like
keeping her away or anything,but just having guy friends in
general, because you know.

YayoFYB (21:45):
We all know.
We all know.

REvernZe (21:48):
Don't play stupid.
Y'all know what we talkingabout.

YayoFYB (21:50):
Nah, that's a red flag for me.
Still to this day.
I don't know.
Bitch, give me a phone, unlockthat shit right now.
Give me that.
Let me see that.
I'm about to send him a pictureof me beating that shit from
the back.
Who is this this?
You Fuck it.

REvernZe (22:03):
Block it Block.
It Block his number.

YayoFYB (22:09):
Call him right now your phone rings.

REvernZe (22:10):
Hello, you just hear Erko, hello, hello, hello, this
motherfucker trying to play withme.
Oh, you think you funny.
You think you funny?
No, but that's probably it, bro.

YayoFYB (22:23):
But like I said, that was my younger flag.
Yeah, that's a valid red flagthough.

REvernZe (22:26):
I mean, I feel like you could tell just by the like
the people you know.
I was gonna say yeah, causelike you know, her like you know
like, I feel like the peopleshe equates like her.

YayoFYB (22:38):
Yeah, yeah, keeps around her, whatever when you
talking like to different girlsand stuff like that, I feel like
that's why it's for me that's,that's a red flag, because I
really don't know their motivesor like how they are fully so
for me, I still like oh, you gota guy friend.
When they tell me like I'mgonna go chill with my friend
blocked, good luck coming back,don't come home.

REvernZe (22:57):
Don't come home your stuff's outside, cut up in there
.
No, no, I get that, though,because motherfuckers is always
going to be down Not down bad,but they're always going to be
trying to do some crazy shit.

YayoFYB (23:09):
I know how I am.

REvernZe (23:11):
They just like me, I'm shooting, my shot.
What you mean.
You're alone, shadi, who besending that text message.
You going to take a showerwithout me, nah man, I ain't
going to lie.

YayoFYB (23:22):
I ain't going to lie when I was younger, when I was
younger, once or twice, hold on.
Once or twice, hold on.

REvernZe (23:29):
I'm gonna go take a shower real quick.
Without me, I ain't gonna lieHead ass Without me, baby girl.

YayoFYB (23:37):
Hey, I'll be saying some dumb shit.

REvernZe (23:39):
I'll be talking about that.
You gonna take a shower withoutme.

YayoFYB (23:44):
You not gonna take me in there with you.

REvernZe (23:46):
You really gonna wash them toes?

YayoFYB (23:47):
I was about to say.
I was about to say.

REvernZe (23:52):
Oh, I'm gonna do some shit my grandpa won't do.
Yeah, my grandparents don'tknow about this.
I'm gonna show you somethingdifferent, baby girl.
I'm gonna show you what yourgrandparents and my grandparents
Don't know about this.
I'm gonna show you Somethingdifferent baby girl.

YayoFYB (24:06):
I'm gonna show you what your grandparents and my
grandparents Never did.
My fault, y'all we hit.
Aye bro, don't get too crazyover here we hit the fan.

REvernZe (24:21):
My fault y'all.

YayoFYB (24:22):
I forgot to grab the drink.
The fancy car, what you want,man?
I was gonna grab a drink, theFenty card.

REvernZe (24:25):
What you want.
I was going to grab a twist,but it's all good.
Here goes your card All right.

YayoFYB (24:32):
What are your preferred terms for penis and vagina?

REvernZe (24:35):
Damn, that's actually a good question, because most
people like to use differentnames for it.
I have a different name for itthe panini and the vajiji.

YayoFYB (24:46):
No, I have a different name for it the panini and the
vajiji.
No, I was playing.
Those are the same ones I use.
Nah, to be real.
To be real, it's just be like.
Alright, you texting the hussCause you don't just straight,
straight see, like say Well,okay, when I just be saying Show
me the vagina, aye, send meyour vagina right now.

REvernZe (25:01):
Send me your vagina.
That shit been my shit, y'allnah like there's a whole sound
in it right there.

YayoFYB (25:14):
I never thought about this, but like, realistically,
because, yeah, I used to be like, like I used to be hinting at
it, but I really don't be usingit.

REvernZe (25:22):
So you just gonna keep exposing yourself.
You not gonna take no Visconti.

YayoFYB (25:26):
I keep talking.
I ain't trying to drink that,not yet, not yet, not yet, not
till my shirt is off.
But nah, really, it's just likeyou going to send that to what
Like type shit.
Just like that.
Just like that, damn that likeyou don't say that but really I
like I really don't got like it,just it just comes.

(25:47):
I really don't gotta like belike you don't send me a picture
, like nothing, like that, sothat I really never thought
about it, like I really neverwell, how would you say like I
guess it's like you don't,because bro say send me a
picture of your pussy.

REvernZe (25:59):
Sound so a little creepy.
A little creepy, bro, send me apicture Of that vagina.

YayoFYB (26:05):
Send me that dick pic.
That's how them girls be, bro.
That's how they be.
Nah, they used to be.
Hear that emoji.
They just hear that emoji now.

REvernZe (26:13):
Oh, for real.
They say you gonna send thatvideo.
What you mean?

YayoFYB (26:17):
It be like A plant and then like A little camera and
then like Question mark Typeshit.
So and then I look one uponline.
There's like a really big oneit's me.

REvernZe (26:26):
That's me right there, disappointed on the first date
get prepared for the rest ofyour life being disappointed.
Y'all just gotta secure the bag.
Y'all not focused on gettingthe bag, and by the bag I mean
that all right, straight up.
Have you ever stolen someone'sunderwear?
What did you do with them?
Did the rightful owner everfind out?

YayoFYB (26:48):
Man that's an easy one.

REvernZe (26:51):
If my brothers are listening, I stole y'all drawers
about one or two times.
That's an easy one.
I stole them drawers.
Most definitely All my drawerswas dirty.
It was probably one of mycousins.
My fault, y'all.
You got to do what you yougotta do.
Really, I need some draws.

YayoFYB (27:07):
You can't be out here, drawless.

REvernZe (27:12):
And, bro, I probably ripped ass in your draws too, on
real shit my fault, Whoever'sdraws it was.

YayoFYB (27:18):
Yo.

REvernZe (27:20):
I left a big mark too, bro.
Big ass burnout.
Who said they left racing markson that?

YayoFYB (27:24):
thing no.

REvernZe (27:24):
I'm just joking.
Probably, probably.

YayoFYB (27:27):
Back in the day, type shit.

REvernZe (27:28):
Back in the day, not even back then, it was probably
like last week.

YayoFYB (27:31):
Who said last week?

REvernZe (27:32):
No, no, I'm just joking.

YayoFYB (27:36):
But yeah, that one's not that crazy.

REvernZe (27:37):
Yeah, I've used siblings underwear before.

YayoFYB (27:38):
I understand, though, sexual, but I mean not
everything.
Has to be everything reallyrealistically, unless y'all want
it, y'all want it to.

REvernZe (27:45):
We can be.
We're gonna be nice thing andsexual who's leak celebrity news
?

YayoFYB (27:50):
have you looked at all of them?
All of them didn't even finishreading.
Where were you just look at?
Or you dick in here, dick inhere who look at those dudes
just for fun, recreationally,look who's though.
Who Celebrity though?
Now that I think about it, holdon, let me think about it.

(28:11):
Let me think about it.

REvernZe (28:12):
Who's that doja cat?

YayoFYB (28:13):
Let me does.
She got nudes though.

REvernZe (28:15):
I'm pretty sure she does.

YayoFYB (28:16):
Nah, I'm gonna be honest If I have.
I I'm not trying to burn anybridges, so in the future If I
meet him, I'm not a weirdo, youfeel me?

REvernZe (28:28):
Talking about.
I already know what I look likeI already know what that.

YayoFYB (28:32):
Vagina, look like I know the curse of the left,
don't worry.
To be honest, I mean I reallydon't know.
It was just.
It was a time in Twitter whenthey were just releasing news,
but I feel like it was uh, deepfakes?

REvernZe (28:47):
yeah, I don't think like it was there.

YayoFYB (28:49):
Uh, and yeah, I was just, I was just looking just
just to see, really because sothat that wasn't kevin hearts.

REvernZe (28:54):
Then it wasn't kevin hearts, I thought disappointment
.
I thought all right, let me seewhat I got.
How many times have you gottena medical test just to see if
you're clear to hook up what thesay?
Look this don't work on him see, I've been pretty sheltered my
whole life so I really never gotthe chance to go all around or

(29:16):
or, uh, be a man whore, if youwill if you will.
I've always been like told likecan't go out, you can't go do
this, you can't go do this, youcan't go do that, you got to be
home at this time.
I really don't have that muchof a crazy life in that aspect,
but in terms of crazy storieswith siblings and everything
that's about it, I've never wentto go get a medical test done

(29:38):
Valid.

YayoFYB (29:40):
No, I'm just joking, I got it all.

REvernZe (29:43):
I should have just took a shot,just to make people wonder.

YayoFYB (29:50):
Right, if one of your sex organs how many do I have?
Were to fall off, which otherbody parts would pick up the
slack?

REvernZe (29:58):
What.

YayoFYB (29:59):
If one of your sex organs were to fall off, which
other body parts would pick upthe slack?
I mean, I guess, if my dickfalls off, my fingers can
Fingers I use?

REvernZe (30:10):
my foot, foot, foot.
So, man, you like that you likethat.

YayoFYB (30:15):
I'm almost done.
I guess I get hair so likeDudes, Ain't no dudes, I really
I make eye, I really I make eyecontact, I make eye contacts.
Uh, I don't know.
You tell me, I use my wholebody.

REvernZe (30:30):
Really, if I could who said like a cave diver, I'm
like a whole cave diver when Iget it all right.
Have you ever felt that arelationship I was in was
inappropriate?
Have you ever felt that arelationship you were in was
inappropriate again?
Have you ever felt that arelationship you were in was
inappropriate?

YayoFYB (30:47):
Again, these are not words.
All right, I'm going to exposemyself on this.

REvernZe (30:50):
This was a relationship I probably had no
business being in.

YayoFYB (30:55):
All right, I'm going to expose myself.
Oh God, I feel like I know whatyou're talking about.

REvernZe (30:59):
All right, this is me in high school.
This is before my currentgirlfriend.
I was juggling two at one timeIn a sense.
In a sense, I know I said I wassheltered and everything, but
at this time, it was just me.

YayoFYB (31:11):
No, no, no.

REvernZe (31:13):
Bro, it's because you got one in one county.
You got this one in this county, bro.
Y'all know what I'm talkingabout.

YayoFYB (31:22):
At True Mexican, at True Mexican, juggling two at
one time.

REvernZe (31:25):
All right, Peep this.
So the one in a differentschool was single right, that's
it.
But the one that I was talkingto at my current school had a
man's already Whole grown assman Grown ass man.
Not no high school person I'mtalking about.
This girl was talking to awhole grown ass man and bruh.

(31:47):
I had no business talking toher, but one thing led to
another, you know.
So I ain't gonna tell you allthe details about what happened,
but just know, I knew I wasn'tsupposed to be in that kind of
relationship, but it's amorprohibido, bruh.

YayoFYB (32:00):
That should be sparking a flame.
Those are the beds right there.

REvernZe (32:02):
That prohibited love.

YayoFYB (32:04):
That you tell me no, it's a yes for me.
Not like that, though.

REvernZe (32:07):
That she push you on the lockers and be like I wish
he was you Chill baby girl,chill, chill baby girl.

YayoFYB (32:17):
Alright, but that's besides the point, my girlfriend
gonna get mad as hell if shelisten to this episode.
I love you Sting?

REvernZe (32:23):
Don't listen to this, skip this.
This is just AI.
This is all AI.
This is a deep fake video.

YayoFYB (32:31):
This is AI.
That was y'all talking at me.
Yeah, they with me.

REvernZe (32:36):
But alright, we're not going to get too deep into that
.
I got plenty of details on that.
Unless y'all playing 1499, thenwe can talk all about it that
unless y'all playing 1499, thenwe can talk.

YayoFYB (32:48):
All right, name a location.
Name a location you fooledaround in.
That will make someone very madif they fuck.
No, I'm not answering that holdon?

REvernZe (32:52):
what was it name?
A location you fooled around inthat would make someone I knew
my room was dirty.
I ain't leave my bed like this.

YayoFYB (33:07):
I fucked in plenty of places, but if I'm being true to
the game, why ain't you denyingit?

REvernZe (33:15):
Boy, your room Now you been, though.

YayoFYB (33:17):
I just playing, I just playing.

REvernZe (33:20):
Wait a minute, all.

YayoFYB (33:21):
I'm going to say all I'm going to say all I'm going
to say it was in the vehicle.

REvernZe (33:32):
Yeah, Chad, he done lost it.
This is why you can't let yourfriends borrow your vehicles.

YayoFYB (33:38):
It was a big vehicle.

REvernZe (33:39):
It was a?
What Big vehicle?
Oh, was it.
Go ahead and take that shot,bro.
Go ahead and take that shot,for Go ahead, take that shot For
all the listeners.
Yaya's grabbing the bottle ofMascotta right now and he's
opening it.
I'm up While seductivelypouring it and making eye
contact with me.
I'm all for it.
No, you do However much youwant.

(33:59):
It's up to you.
That's my sky.
I'm just gonna make it like CanI answer?
Huh, can I answer?
That's up to you.
Nah, I'm not answering.
Yeah, he done fucked up.
He's sniffing it In front ofthe camera, but in front of the
camera For all the For all thelisteners.
He's chasing it With someCanada Dry, canada Dry.

YayoFYB (34:20):
I had to put my boy Reverence on it.
Oh Lord.

REvernZe (34:27):
For all the listeners.
He's taking a sip.
Right now he's twisting hisnipples.

YayoFYB (34:34):
Yeah, yeah, he's going to do what I intended it to do.

REvernZe (34:39):
He's going to let all the truth out.

YayoFYB (34:40):
He's going to let all the truth out.

REvernZe (34:41):
It's going to let all the truth out, all right.
What's something you'veingested that you pretended to
enjoy just to impress someone?

YayoFYB (34:48):
Damn, that's a good question.
That's a good question.

REvernZe (34:51):
What's something I ingested to pretend to enjoy, I
don't know, just to impresssomeone, because this ain't even
going even have to be mygirlfriend.
It's just like people, I know,I guess, like whenever somebody.
But it's no fun if I answer allof them.

YayoFYB (35:10):
Don't try to get led to .

REvernZe (35:12):
It's no fun.
I guess I'm gonna answer.
I guess, like, maybe, like Idon't remember who exactly it
was, but like, say they're liketry this dish or try this food
that I made.
It's my first time making it,you know you, you eat it and
you're like this shit ass.
This shit is so ass right now.

YayoFYB (35:30):
But you just look at them.
You just trying to be polite,this is fire you should you
should make this more often.
You should sell.

REvernZe (35:39):
Y'all just sell this on every Friday, Nah nah, nah,
nah, nah.

YayoFYB (35:42):
Who trying, who trying?

REvernZe (35:47):
That is actually good food, homemade good food.
I was trying to rage bait, butnah, I think that's about the
only time really, because Idon't know.
I really don't try to impressnobody, I just try to keep it
real.

YayoFYB (35:59):
If I don't like it, I don't like, don't like.
Yeah, I figured.
Yeah, I can see that from you.
Well, I'll try it one time andbe like yeah, but I'll see you
like telling them like let meget more, like going back for
seconds, like I just feel like,yeah, it's okay look, I'm not
saying I'm a perfect dude oranything by any means.

REvernZe (36:13):
I'm just saying like how I would honestly feel like I
would react Touch it.

YayoFYB (36:19):
Yeah, I had to skip on that one.

REvernZe (36:22):
Go ahead, Skip on this one too.

YayoFYB (36:23):
I already read it Okay, this is easy.

REvernZe (36:28):
How many sex toys have you owned in your life?
Oh, my goodness.

YayoFYB (36:30):
Go ahead.
I think two, two, but it reallywasn't like for me.

REvernZe (36:39):
It was like for the Wait.
Are you okay with asking?
Yeah, I'm okay with that.

YayoFYB (36:42):
Yeah, I'm okay, we grow , we all grow.

REvernZe (36:45):
Not me, you say penis around me.
I start laughing, I startgiggling.

YayoFYB (36:52):
Yeah, the what was like this thing you put.
I ain't trying to be toodescriptive with it.

REvernZe (36:58):
Was it like the rabbit thing?
It's like the whole, I guess,like the phallic shape of it,
and then it has like the twolittle things.

YayoFYB (37:05):
No, that's when you put it on it, Fuck it.
You put it on your dick likearound it.

REvernZe (37:10):
Oh, like a cock ring.
My fault y'all.
We're going to be a little.
Yeah, we're going to be alittle.

YayoFYB (37:13):
Yeah, we can't get around, yeah, so you put it okay
so when you you know whenyou're fucking it like it
stimulates her type holy, doesit work it was okay try it on me
oh one more shot I might get it.
I might get the next one 14.99.
Y'all see behind the scenefootage um, nah, she said it was

(37:35):
like it was like all right,like, just just without it would
have been better, honestly.
And then the other woman justuh, I bought, like I owned it,
but it was like all right, like,just just without it would have
been better honestly.
And then the other woman just,uh, I bought like I owned it,
but it was like, for her it wasjust like a robert type shit oh
okay, just casual.

REvernZe (37:48):
Yes, casual stuff.
Okay, that wasn't too bad.
Yeah, I'm lucky I didn't getthat question.
All right, if you're, what thefuck?
Is this if your genitals were amuppet, which muppet would they
be?
What the fuck, kermit?
Kermit the frog.

YayoFYB (38:10):
The bopster.

REvernZe (38:16):
I don't even know how Kermit sounds.

YayoFYB (38:18):
I could do it, but not right now.

REvernZe (38:19):
I can't really mimic him.
I can't.
Doit sounds.
I could do it, but not rightnow.
Hi, I can't really mimic himall right guys.

YayoFYB (38:25):
No, I can't do it.
I can't do it.

REvernZe (38:26):
I sound like a retarded all right, that wasn't
really all that good right, thatwas, that was all right.
Yeah, I read these two already,that mean two all right here,
right here you go All right, allright.

YayoFYB (38:40):
Let's see, you're in the public restroom stall.
You go number two, you keepwiping, but there's still poop.
Toilet paper is futile.
Hey yo, what do you do?
Hey yo, what you mean?
Toilet paper is futile.
What that mean?
It means there's nothing.
There's nothing left no toiletpaper.

REvernZe (38:59):
What you doing.
Yaya, You're in the middle ofWalmart Well, not in the middle,
but you're in the bathroom atWalmart.

YayoFYB (39:04):
That's tough.
That's tough.
That's a tough question.
What do I do?
Look to be real.

REvernZe (39:09):
I'm going to take a shot at Mascotta.

YayoFYB (39:11):
To be real.
Nah, I'm going to answer.
Be real, I'll probably justwait Till somebody walks in.
Hey, hey.

REvernZe (39:25):
As soon as you hear somebody, some shoes go hey.

YayoFYB (39:29):
Hey, there's some toilet paper Out there, man, I
don't got shit out here.
I need some, please.
And that's really.
That's really what I would do,honestly, like, if I was.
If I was in that situation.
That's something I would like.
I mean, I'm not going to standout.
I'm not standing up if my assis still dirty.
I'm not.
We talked about this before.

REvernZe (39:45):
All right, hold on.

YayoFYB (39:45):
Hold on If you're like, say it's a solid one, not no
Taco Bell aftermath, Okay okay,that's different, though that is
different, but me personally, Ican't Like no one is not clean.
Like no one is not clean, Ican't say no and put your boxes
back on that is dirty.
I guess I'm a little dirty, Iwas going to say that.

REvernZe (40:05):
No me Like.
Go ahead, bro.
I'm not going to take yourquestion away from you.
I can turn this into a crazything.

YayoFYB (40:13):
Yeah, that's really what I would do.

REvernZe (40:15):
But I would just wait for somebody.

YayoFYB (40:17):
If I was in Walmart with somebody, I would text
whoever you were with.
I would text somebody, whoeverwith.

REvernZe (40:25):
That's actually a valid.

YayoFYB (40:25):
That's what I would do, but if I'm by myself, I just
wait until somebody pulls up.
When nobody comes in, I startscreaming I don't give a fuck at
that point.
I'm not standing up with adirty asshole walking through
the store, I'm not doing it.
And then sitting back downdirty asshole walking through
the store, I'm not doing it.
And then sending back downagain to get in the car.
I'm not bro, I'm not Ash.

(40:45):
Heeks have been pressedtogether and they're going to
spread apart.

REvernZe (40:48):
No, that little mud butt.
No, that little mud butt.

YayoFYB (40:51):
That's how some of y'all bitches be walking around
the store.
I see, I smell it, I smell it.

REvernZe (41:08):
Some of that scent scent.
What is it when they walk byand have their scent smell like
straight ass?

YayoFYB (41:10):
my hormones?

REvernZe (41:11):
yeah, they are.
Oh, my goodness, I wish you hadthis one tell us about your
greatest drug inspired adventure.

YayoFYB (41:12):
How about this?
If I take a shot, would youanswer this?
Okay, I'll answer it.
Okay, you can get it.

REvernZe (41:14):
Yeah, okay, so hold on wait, let me take the shot
first you want to take a shot?

YayoFYB (41:17):
yeah, you want to take it.
You want to take a shot.

REvernZe (41:18):
Yeah, because that way I'm not skipping it okay
because mine weren't that crazy.

YayoFYB (41:23):
I had some funny ones, but enough, yeah, what was it
again?

REvernZe (41:26):
what tell us your greatest drug inspired?
Adventure?

YayoFYB (41:29):
okay, all right, but you got it what should I tell
them?

REvernZe (41:33):
what I really mine?
Weren't that crazy.
If you want, you can tell them.

YayoFYB (41:36):
No, no, no, because I really don't have a crazy one so
.
So I just have a crazy story ofone.

REvernZe (41:41):
All right, we'll just do yours.
Okay, All right bro, I'm goingto put the bottle over here, bro
, so I ain't got to reach it.

YayoFYB (41:48):
That's fine.

REvernZe (41:48):
Yeah, that's fine, take a shot of mezcal For all my
future employers, if my bossgets rid of me.

YayoFYB (41:55):
I do not do drugs.
My company already knows I dodrugs.
Who took it for Austin?
I got to start taking fools inNow.
I got Low-key kind of good,though.

REvernZe (42:07):
No, it's good, I just hate tequila.

YayoFYB (42:11):
That shit put hair in your chest.

REvernZe (42:15):
I hate this shit with the passion.

YayoFYB (42:16):
Alright, alright, so, okay, so okay.
So this time I was takingshrooms.
This is maybe my.
Yeah, this is my first timeAllegedly.
Allegedly, allegedly, firsttime taking shrooms, and so the
person that was supposed to bemy guide in the sense ain't do
their fucking job, so fuck it.
This is already an episodealready, so Hold on my fault.

REvernZe (42:40):
I don't mean to cut you off.
Go ahead, man episode already.
Hold on my fault.
I don't mean to cut you off.

YayoFYB (42:44):
They were supposed to watch over you.
Yeah, in a sense yeah, Since itwas my first time and they had
done it already.
You take?

REvernZe (42:49):
a spoonful.
You turn around, look at them.

YayoFYB (42:50):
They already have a whole gerbil.
Have their two foolish rooms.

REvernZe (42:55):
We're going in.

YayoFYB (42:56):
They start laughing Nah , it's a take this out, but
worse.
But okay.
So plans was to take shrooms.
We're going to fuck on shrooms.
Come and find out they're notstanding up on shrooms.
So news to me nobody tell methis.
So you know.
You know it was going good, shewas going through it.

(43:17):
She was talking.
You was going good, she wasgoing through it.
She was talking.
You know she's like it canhappen to guys.
You know like okay.
So I was starting feeling good,we were just there, butt-ass
naked, you know tight shit.
And then so I'm vulnerable, butnaked, you know, as one is.
And um, she decides she's like,basically she gotta make.
She has I'm gonna get intothese ones her personal shit,

(43:37):
but basically she had to make aphone call.
She didn didn't have to, but inher mind at the time, take your
shrooms.
I guess the shrooms got betterof her.
She's like I have to take this,I have to make that phone call
right now.
Steps out the room.
She steps out the room.
I'm tripping, mind you, I'mtripping.
Any of y'all know what it is.

(44:03):
Anybody that doesn't.
Reality is warped.
Whatever you think is reality,that's your reality, oh shit.
So in my mind she left For me.
It was hours.
She was gone for hours.
Reality, it was probably like10 minutes.
I hear sirens.
As I hear the sirens in my mind.
This bitch died, she died, shedrove, bitch died, she died.
She drove off somewhere, shedied.

(44:24):
Ambulances are coming to gether.
And this is all playing in mymind Ambulances are coming to
get her.
They found out she done troopswith me and now they're coming
for me.
That's my reality.
So now I'm butt naked in thecorner, just walking back and
forth, walking back and forth,walking back and forth, telling
myself, motherfucker, you shouldhave done this.
And so this is getting.
I'm going to call my mama,almost bro, like I'm going to

(44:47):
call you.
I ain't going to lie bro.
I'm about like send help, Sendhelp.
They're coming to get me.
They're coming to get me.
They're going to find the body.
She's already dead.
She went in a car crash, shedied and everything like that.
Right, that's my reality.
I'm freaking the fuck out.
After, maybe, for what it feltlike to me, like after like
hours, it was probably honestlylike maybe five minutes, she

(45:10):
walks back in.
Oh, I thought you were going tofollow me.
You should have been outsidewith me.
It looks so nice outside.

REvernZe (45:15):
Damn.

YayoFYB (45:16):
Bitch, bitch, you died.

REvernZe (45:19):
You died what are you talking about?

YayoFYB (45:22):
Bro, I started freaking out.

REvernZe (45:23):
You started crawling towards the door.

YayoFYB (45:27):
Yeah, and then she's like oh, I forgot, this is your
first time.
Oh, oh, bro, in my mind, bro,my mind exploded, bro, bro, it
was like the worst.
That's it Like by far top top.
That was like my worst trip.
After that trip I learned tocontrol and everything.

REvernZe (45:43):
So now I'm good.

YayoFYB (45:44):
But at the moment I was like so mad I had that
experience Because literallylike my trip just got cut short.
It was like the worstexperience.
But after that like I couldtake him, like I'm okay.
Like yeah, I'm okay.
After that, what's your otherwords?
You really can't.
It don't get worse than that.

REvernZe (45:59):
Honestly, whole reality depending on what you
take.
Sometimes you're not supposedto mix with like other drugs or
like oh, no, yeah, uh, likedrink alcohol and stuff like
that yeah, if I ever do acid orshrooms, especially acid don't
drink.

YayoFYB (46:14):
If anything, just smoke .
Make sure you smoke likenatural stuff.
Don't be smoking like cards oranything like that.
Smoke, uh, just straight butter, whatever.
It'll help.
It help the process allegedly,allegedly speed up.
But, um, yeah, don't bedrinking, don't be taking pills,
don't be doing whatever else.
Y'all you know, just if y'alltaking shrooms and that's it.

(46:34):
That's like in my mind.
It's like one of some purestthings that you can like get to
know yourself when I to knowsomeone else.
So just go with that.
You don't need to becross-fitted, you don't need to
be mixing all these stuff.
A little PSA for the peoplethat haven't done that or are
thinking of doing that?
Yeah, allegedly Don't be doingthat.

REvernZe (46:52):
Here you go bro, little tips, little tips.

YayoFYB (46:55):
Little tips, tips and tricks, recount to us the best
possible Recount to us the bestporn plot line you can remember.

REvernZe (47:06):
Nah, that's a good one , that's a good one.
All right, let me think, let methink All right, you got to
think from your childhood to now, bro, or better yet, give us
your best plot point from yourchildhood and the best plot from
like last week or something.

YayoFYB (47:17):
When I was a kid I found this video.
Never found it again.
Never found it again.
So, actress, if you're watchingthis, If you're watching this,
I don't even know who it is, butit was the best.
It was basically.
Who said?
Videos caseros?
Pornhub, Mex.
Videos caseros.

REvernZe (47:37):
For all the people that are English like homemade
videos pretty much, yeah, yeah.

YayoFYB (47:41):
So now that plot that it was just crazy because it was
like shawty taking uh, she'ssunbathing, whatnot, and then
I'll read another video it wasowned by you and me and
basically the pool boy pulls up,and you know you know they do
their thing.
But like the performance, theact, the acting was top top

(48:02):
notch, bro.

REvernZe (48:03):
So are you all about plot, then, or are you just
about the action?

YayoFYB (48:06):
uh, it honestly depends .

REvernZe (48:07):
It depends on feeling that they like like sometimes
you're in for a quick one, justlike, yeah, like like honestly
like, yeah, honestly like itdepends what all I gotta do.

YayoFYB (48:15):
Like back then when I was a little gooner, like when I
was goon maxing when I was goonmaxing like, hey bro, one to
three hour video, I want to knowthe plot.

REvernZe (48:25):
I want to know the plot.

YayoFYB (48:26):
What happened?
Who was on them?
Asian videos.
The Japanese videos.
The Japanese four hour ones Nahbut like back then they used to
have okay plots.
You know you find every randomone every once in a while, but
uh, I honestly got like now Ihaven't really seen much of like
what you call uh, like browsersor anything like that.

(48:47):
Like I really don't highproduction.

REvernZe (48:49):
All right, and we're back.
My fault y'all, we had to takea quick intermission break, but
we're back now.
Now we're, we're ready to telly'all some more nasty dirty
secrets about each other and bywe I mean yeah, well, I think I
was done with that one, bro.

YayoFYB (49:00):
I just said, basically that's right, the plot for the
best each other, and by we Imean y'all.

REvernZe (49:03):
Well, I think I was done with that one, bro.
I just said basically, it wasjust oh, that's right.
The plot for the Best Poets iswhen.

YayoFYB (49:06):
I found him when I was a kid.
Yeah, now, nowadays, I don'thit the same, no more.

REvernZe (49:09):
Who became desensitized.

YayoFYB (49:16):
The acting, bro, that acting is about to be like that
dude from when we reviewed themovies Too predictable.
What you got, bro, what you got.

REvernZe (49:27):
Which sexual act or position bores you the most.
Y'all don't know me, bro.
Yeah, I get that one, I'mairing everything out which
sexual act or position bores youthe most.

YayoFYB (49:40):
Oh yeah, yeah, let's.
Here it is.
I don't have one bro Go ahead,take a shot.

REvernZe (49:47):
I'm gonna take a shot, but no just playing.

YayoFYB (49:49):
No, no, no.

REvernZe (49:49):
No, because it's only Because I don't.
There's no, there's none thatbore me.

YayoFYB (49:53):
I mean that's, but that's your answer though.
That's normal, though.
Yeah, yeah, you don't got totake a shot for that.
Everything's good, everything'sgood.

REvernZe (50:00):
But it's not as fun.

YayoFYB (50:01):
Who's?

REvernZe (50:01):
talking, but I'm trying to get loose, bro, I'm
going to take a shot.
Y'all All right.
All right, but my girlfriend,if you're listening to this For
the record, yeah, for the record, there is no born apart dude,
tight, shit, tight shit, give methe best 15 seconds of we spend

(50:22):
more time.

YayoFYB (50:22):
Let me stop, because I don't want her brothers to
listen to this episode,ricotones over there.
What do you think of the bottle, by the way?

REvernZe (50:28):
Bro, this is good the bottle is really nice.
The tequila tastes smooth, butI hate tequila with the passion.

YayoFYB (50:34):
Is that mascara bro?
Is that mascara bro?
Chase it with the twist and wegot twists just to follow
through.
Real shit, all right my faultbro no, you're good, you're good
all right, let me see long-assquestion two your celeb, your
celeb crush, wants to fuck.

(50:56):
Yes, this would be your onlychance.
Yes, you don't have any lube,but you don't.
But you do have some Chapstick.

REvernZe (51:04):
Oh yeah, you must not know about the method.
Huh Chapstick.
Oh yeah, he don't know aboutthe method.
Chap.

YayoFYB (51:10):
Ice.

REvernZe (51:11):
He still wet behind the ears, chap.

YayoFYB (51:14):
Chap.
What is that, bro?
Put me on, but what?

REvernZe (51:15):
is this chapstick?
Oh, you don't know what it is,I was just messing.
First of all?

YayoFYB (51:20):
first of all.
First of all, why a chapstickLike how cool is that you feel?

REvernZe (51:25):
me Sometimes you just got on the ridges and everything
.
No.

YayoFYB (51:30):
So how do I answer this ?
Were you employed?
No, I wouldn't use a chapstick.

REvernZe (51:34):
That's kind of but it's your only chance to smash,
so I have, but it's not about so.

YayoFYB (51:44):
Instead of a lube you need, let me tell you something
I ain't never need no lube.
Tell you that right now.
I ain't never need that thing.
I spent on it before I evencome close, but you came in this
scenario so I have to use thechapstick, the chapstick on some
sexy red stuff.

REvernZe (52:00):
It's gonna be use the chapstick, the chapstick on some
sexy red stuff, bro, it's justgonna be dry.

YayoFYB (52:02):
Just chapstick will you employ?
Nah, because I don't even knowwhat chap.
Nah, cause, look, look, I'm avery conscious person.
I care, I care about how mypartner feels, so like I mean,
why would he use chapstick?
I don't know what the fuckgonna happen to their pH level.

REvernZe (52:15):
What's gonna happen to but if it's like a man of class
, that really I'm a freak.
I'm a freak but like.

YayoFYB (52:22):
Rashada comes first though he feel me literally,
literally.
But like, if they want me touse it like I use it, I'm pretty
sure ain't gonna do none of me,it's gonna be all on their end.
So if they want me to, but Imean, apart from that, I don't
like.
I mean, apart from that I don'tuse a chapstick.
That's foreign to me.

REvernZe (52:41):
That's a man with clans right there.
That's foreign.
You know that's better thanthis dude.
I know there was this guy.
I know he wasn't down bad, buthe was about to smash shawty or
whatever and he was going aroundthe lunchroom and asking for a
condom or whatever.
And he was like you got acondom.
I was like gotta call him.
I was like nah, bro, I just Ijust used to.

(53:01):
I just jacked off earlier.
Bro, I don't need no one.
No more mess free.
You just tie it up and thenthrow it on top of the room on
top of the room just go by theway, nah that type of day.
Now I'm just messing, but um, Iwas like nah, b't got one, bro.
He's like come on, bro.
He's like this girl I've beentrying to, you know, smash right

(53:23):
, she said yeah, you can hit,but you need a rubber, whatever
a condom, and he's like you gotanything.
I was like no bro and he waslike you got a trash bag or
something.
I was like, bro, damn trash bag.
I was like damn bro, the fuckyou packing bro.
Damn bro, the fuck you packingbro what's a guy?

YayoFYB (53:42):
50 gallon trash bag god damn, I was like no.

REvernZe (53:50):
I'll take whatever you got.
I ain't got nothing, bro.
I was like I can't imagine whata trash bag would feel for the
girl.

YayoFYB (53:58):
I was like, bro, motherfuckers is down bad a
trash bag would feel for thegirls Like, bro, motherfuckers
is down, bad, bro a trash bag.

REvernZe (54:03):
Oh, this is good.
We're all stuck in a very hotelevator, no help is coming.
Who do you think will startdrinking their pee first?

YayoFYB (54:12):
Whoa what the fuck.

REvernZe (54:13):
Oh, you and me are stuck in the elevator.
Snowball and Bean.
All right, not Snowball andBean, because definitely they'll
be the first ones to do it.

YayoFYB (54:18):
All right, no, that's no bomb bean, because they would
like it, because definitelythey would be the first ones to
do it, definitely, yeah mostdefinitely they'll be the first
to drink?
Definitely to me.

REvernZe (54:26):
All right between you and me.
Who would drink their pee first?

YayoFYB (54:29):
I'll tell you this I die before I drink my pee.

REvernZe (54:32):
Yeah, I think I'll drink my pee before you do, bro,
you will actually drink yourpee.
I'll drink my pee, bro.
I'll drink my pee bro, If youhave to type shit, I have to
make sure I come home to myfamily bro.

YayoFYB (54:43):
Oh see, okay, Okay See, I know my family can take care
of my dog.
I'll drink your pee too, goddamn.

REvernZe (54:49):
God damn, hold on.
They say you can drink it assoon as you piss it out, or
whatever.

YayoFYB (54:55):
Oh, you can Mm-hmm Also .
Bear Gryll is tight shit.

REvernZe (54:58):
Some shit.
I think it's like Right, assoon as you Piss it out.

YayoFYB (55:01):
We gonna have to try that.
We gonna have to make A $14.99.

REvernZe (55:03):
Go ahead, pee in my hand real quick.

YayoFYB (55:04):
Alright, bro, for the listeners, I did it Alright.

REvernZe (55:11):
Oh shit.

YayoFYB (55:11):
Have you ever been Tempted?
Yes, didn't even finish thequestion.
Have you ever been Tempted tocheat?
What sparked the temptation?
Bitch ain't gonna give me none,easy, easy.
I don't got to beat around thebush with this shit.
Look, look, listen.
I'm a man that provideseverything.
If all I'm asking from you issome ass after I come home from

(55:36):
work, all your pills paid for,all your pills paid for, all
your bills paid for.
You got All your pills paid for, all your bills paid for.
That mescal fucking on myspeech.
I'm slurring my shit, officer.

REvernZe (55:47):
I was like who the fuck you fucking run, oh, Addy.

YayoFYB (55:51):
Bitch, I done got you Xanax.
I done got you, I done got yourantidepressants.
Bitch, look, everything paidfor you.
Good, you don't gotta worryabout nothing, you just gotta
throw it back one time you justgotta throw it back.
I'ma do all the work First ofall.
I'ma do all the work and thenall you know.

REvernZe (56:09):
All this.

YayoFYB (56:10):
And you hear me with that.
I'm not feeling.
I got a headache.
Let me tell you who the fuckDon't got a headache.

REvernZe (56:15):
The bitch right down the road.
The bitch right down the road.
How many testicle sacks haveyou touched in your life, what
the fuck.
A little love tap Over thejeans counts.

YayoFYB (56:25):
Oh, plenty of sacks.

REvernZe (56:26):
Oh yeah, I've touched plenty of balls In that case,
probably like.

YayoFYB (56:30):
Countless.
Let's see, countless is crazy.

REvernZe (56:33):
I'm trying to get a good count, I'm counting my
fingers.
Right now I'm thinking.
I'm thinking about Everybody'sballs.
Hey, yo, probably ten.

YayoFYB (56:43):
Ten's a good number.
Ten's a good number.

REvernZe (56:44):
Ten.
But did y'all ever you rememberwhen we did that In school,
like we hit each other In theballs?
Yeah, as kids, bro, cup check,bro yeah cup check Almost every.
Every day.
You ever get a cup check.

YayoFYB (56:56):
A lot by my brothers, people at school who cup checked
you.

REvernZe (57:02):
So I can get it back.

YayoFYB (57:03):
I'll pull up on it, right now Everybody, our little
group in middle school, middleschool, thrice school, but
everybody done touched my nuts.

REvernZe (57:10):
Well, we had different classes in middle school.
Who was in your group in middleschool?

YayoFYB (57:15):
We didn't have the same class in sixth grade.
Who was my group in middleschool?
Hold on.

REvernZe (57:17):
We had the same class in seventh grade who was my
group in middle school.
I don't know who you're talkingabout Before.

YayoFYB (57:23):
yeah because before it was 6th, 7th, yeah, 8th it was
literally that little group.
And then what the fuck did I do6th and 7th?
Who did I talk to?
6th and 7th?
Holy shit, hold on now.
You don't remember your friends.

REvernZe (57:36):
I don't remember my friends.

YayoFYB (57:37):
I don't remember like no, we done broke apart, uh-huh.
No, I think, chris honestlyOkay, my boy Chris, I think he,
I was like Chris the.
Russian.
Chris the Russian.
I used to chill with him a lotThrough six yeah, six yeah,
because he would come over to myhouse.
I would go over to his house,yeah.

REvernZe (57:53):
I was about to say Y'all always hung out all the
time, uh-huh.

YayoFYB (58:04):
That was really.
That was about it.
Yeah, sixth, seventh, yeah,yeah that seems about right,
yeah, because I don't remember Ireally didn't have a lot of
friends, like a lot of peoplethat I could easily be
comfortable around.
Yeah, I think that, bro.
Yeah Well, that was yours,right?
Yeah, no, that was yours.
I think.
Yeah, let's see what's thesaddidest thing you spent money

(58:28):
on.
I ain't gonna lie, we'll lookstraight ahead.

REvernZe (58:29):
I ain't gonna lie I ain't gonna lie.

YayoFYB (58:33):
Ah, do I want to answer this though?
Nah go ahead.
Take a shot at casamigos broI'm gonna have to take a shot,
because, because you're a freakoh, what's the shadiest thing?

REvernZe (58:42):
I thought it said what's the shittiest Shadiest is
crazy who had a whole back door.

YayoFYB (58:47):
Nah, not a whole back door, but like what's that on?

REvernZe (58:51):
some get back stuff Nah.

YayoFYB (58:53):
I'm talking about like for like a girl.

REvernZe (58:56):
Oh, tell me where.

YayoFYB (58:57):
Go ahead feel it, feel it, feel it.

REvernZe (58:59):
Feel it, feel it, feel it.
No, we'll just take that, we'lljust take that this thing going
to be gone by the end of thisweek.
No, oh, this is easy, all right.
Have your parents ever givenyou sex advice or tips?
Did you try?
No, I don't have parents.

YayoFYB (59:18):
Yo, that's easy Yo.

REvernZe (59:21):
I didn't grow up with my mom or dad, no, but like the,
way you said it.
Sorry y'all, I ain't got noanswer for y'all.
Hall Mutual over here.

YayoFYB (59:29):
I take that back.

REvernZe (59:30):
They did give me tips.

YayoFYB (59:31):
Oh, they did.

REvernZe (59:32):
Don't be there, type shit, don't be present.
They'll do all right in life bythemselves.
They'll feed for themselves.
Somebody will come adopt themin a sense and then take care of
them.
They'll be okay, they'll be allright.
They won't be traumatized.
They won't wake up in themiddle of the night screaming,
clawing at the air.

YayoFYB (59:52):
Someone get up a therapist.

REvernZe (59:55):
The man that always hides in the corner will take
care of him.

YayoFYB (59:58):
It's all in your mind.
It's not really there.
Have you ever had a sexualromantic relationship that was a
placeholder?
Did they know?
Did you know?

REvernZe (01:00:08):
Damn, that's actually pretty good, we both knew, we
both knew.
Oh, so it was an agreement onterms.

YayoFYB (01:00:15):
It was an agreement on terms.
I said, yeah, we both knew.
Yeah, we both knew.

See, I know it was just for that.
Yeah, it was just like Justjust for that.
Yeah, it was just like Just topass the time.

YayoFYB (01:00:22):
Just to pass the time, really, because I hate sleeping
by myself at night, lollygaggingTight shit.
What the?

fuck what you got, bro .
Have you ever masturbated whilegiving yourself intense eye
contact in the mirror, in themirror?
No, that's a Bro.

YayoFYB (01:00:36):
I can't even see, I can't imagine somebody be my
people.

Nah, I've never done that before, at least not looked
at myself in the eyes, just onmy lips.
Nah, I've never looked in themirror.
Bro, there's people out therethat just do this.
Nah, y'all need some help.
I thought I was a freak yo Ineed some help.

YayoFYB (01:00:58):
I'ma try tonight.

I'm just a casual dude .
I'll just grab the rope andpull it back a little bit.
I'm just casual dude.
Oh yeah, I'll just Cover myface, cover my mouth While I do
the reach over.
Yeah, I know you like that one.
Huh, you probably tried it,didn't you?
You said reverence.

YayoFYB (01:01:19):
That one went crazy.

You slept like a baby that night.

YayoFYB (01:01:23):
First thing I thought Damn reverence, that Reverend
might be on the set.
That one went crazy.
He slept like a baby that night.
First thing I thought damnReverend.

He might be on the set .
Woke up three in the morningscared as shit.

YayoFYB (01:01:35):
Then I passed out.
All right, all right.
Have you ever realized someonewas hitting on you far too late?
Yes, have you ever realizedSomeone was hitting on you Far
too late?
Yes, have you ever realizedSomeone was hitting on you Far
too late To do anything about it?
Oh, my goodness.

I ain't gonna lie.
He said the one that got away.

YayoFYB (01:01:53):
Countless, countless.
I've done that countless times,like whole Talk to us Talk to
us.
Whole, you know, driving backhome, I'm like Wait, did that
bitch Want one of the fuck?
Like Like wait, did that bitchput one in the foot?
Dang.
Like driving home, bro, youjust got to.
I was like bro, how am I goingto find her?
Like it used to be random bro,like a random girl at a
restaurant or like you know, yougo out whatever, you know, just
that it's just random girls.

(01:02:14):
You just at the moment, becauselook for me, I'm trying to be
polite, I'm not trying to be aweirdo when I first meet
somebody.
So I'm like I'm very like,limited to how I talk, literally
, unless you like telling mestraight up, like you trying to
fuck, I'm not getting that offthe first rip, because my
biggest fear is like what if Igo with what they're saying and

(01:02:36):
they're like ew, and I'm nottrying to do it like that, like
hearing that would kill me.

Dang.

YayoFYB (01:02:41):
So I've done that.
It's been countless times where, like I, head home you know way
back home, like like wait aminute.
Wait a minute, like yeah, thisis just a random girl Like I
just like wait a minute.

She stuck her fingers in my ass.
She was trying to tell mesomething.

YayoFYB (01:02:57):
I was too blind to see.
I was too.

Her saying I wish it was me.
What?

YayoFYB (01:03:04):
did she say I wish you could just fuck me against this
wall.
Oh.

You at the red light just slapped me in the forehead,
whole Travis.

YayoFYB (01:03:13):
Scott meme.

All right, tell us about a time when you liked
someone so much that you weredriven to do something pathetic.
Look here it's not pathetic,but your boy did have to write
some love notes.

YayoFYB (01:03:30):
Did have to spend the game.

Okay, okay, did make like a homemade gift basket.

YayoFYB (01:03:34):
Okay, okay, just to rid Shadi up.
That's precious, that'sprecious really.

Now, the crazy part about it was she showed
everybody in my note right infront of my face.
Look what he wrote me.
Nah.
If people read it, they're likethis goofy ass Nah.

YayoFYB (01:03:49):
Hey look.

Whole phones are going to switch down right there.
No, no, no, no, I didn't care.
I didn't care because I knewthey were taking notes and
taking tips.
Sorry sir, sorry sir, had toshow them something.
No, the whole time, while youpassed it around, I said you
like that, don't you?
They read it.
They looked at me and laughed.
I said Y'all like that, don'ty'all?
You wish that was you.
Huh, one thing about me At thattime, when I'm trying to get

(01:04:10):
the bag, I'm going in with fullconfidence Tight shit, tight
shit, fuck y'all gonna do to me.
Y'all don't mean shit to me, Iain't trying to fuck y.
Wow, alright, pop quiz.
Oh, hot shot.

YayoFYB (01:04:27):
Your mom Fuck.
Your mom has just Caught youwith a handful Of cum.
What the fuck?
Wait, what, what the fuck?
What was that?
What was I talking about?
Pop quiz, pop quiz, hot shot.
Your mom has just Caught youwith a handful Of cum.
Explain yourself, what the fuck.

Explain yourself.
What Explain yourself, Yaya?

YayoFYB (01:04:52):
This ain't even mine.
That sounds like something youwouldn't say Yo, what the fuck
do I say to that Bro?
Do I gotta to take a shot?
That's up to you, bro.

Do I got to take a shot?
What the fuck do I say I don't?

YayoFYB (01:05:10):
know what you say, what the?

fuck, do I?
Say bro, first of all, Now youdon't say nothing, you explain
yourself.
I can't.
What would you do?

YayoFYB (01:05:17):
Handful of nut in my hand.
What would?

How'd this get here?
What is this?
I will follow.
I will follow.
What is this?
What is all this?
This ain't mine, For all thelisteners.
I acted like I put my hand infront of y'all's nose.

YayoFYB (01:05:41):
We just can't wipe it, none of these.
You want to take a shot?

there.

YayoFYB (01:05:44):
Yeah, I want to take a shot, because I don't know what
to say to that.
Bro, I don't know what to sayto that.
That is wild.

Sammy, if you're listening, what would you do?
What would you do in thisscenario, Sammy?

YayoFYB (01:05:55):
This is insane.
I can't.

That way you Unless.
You want more.

YayoFYB (01:06:02):
After the third one, it really starts tasting good.

Right, it's starting to taste good to me too.
I'm starting to feel it alittle bit.

YayoFYB (01:06:09):
This is a wild question .

Name someone you'd sleep with who's older than your
parents.
I don't even know how old myparents are.
I'm sure my girlfriend's olderthan my parents.
I'd sleep with my girlfriend.

YayoFYB (01:06:21):
W-mans, w-mans right there, w-mans, I'd sleep with my
girlfriend W man's, w man's,right there, w man's.
She gonna pull me.

That's what the fuck I thought.

YayoFYB (01:06:26):
Pull your hair, your hair.

Nah, I'm just joking Someone you'd sleep with who's
older than your parents I meanthe world, but I mean I don't
know how to Try shit, try shit.

YayoFYB (01:06:36):
He's in the world.

Nah, I'm just joking.
I don't know, I guess I goingto take a shot too.
Then, bro, right, that was a.
I got no answer for it.
Right, I can't think of anybodyoff the top of my head.

YayoFYB (01:06:46):
Yo, Yo Love you stink.
This shit tastes awful, I'mgoing to pull up next week.
He's going to tell me don't youever fucking record an episode
like this again.
She heard the first one.
All right, fucking record anepisode like this again.
She heard the first one.
What I got what's the worstthing you ever seen on a toilet

(01:07:11):
paper after wiping Easy Easy.

What is?

YayoFYB (01:07:14):
it.
I saw a chili flake in that bedone time.
Huh, a chili flake, oh a chiliflake.
Yeah, I mean, that's thewildest, I mean that's oh so
that butthole was burning huh.

That shit was burning huh that shit.

YayoFYB (01:07:27):
I needed some mice on that thing, that thing.
Alright, I'll just not take theshot.
I'm not taking this, I'm not.

I tell y'all I don't give a fuck have you ever burned
a book, a flag or an effigy?

YayoFYB (01:07:41):
no, what the fuck?
That was the simple one.
Easy, easy question Easy.

We got like three whole other packs too.

YayoFYB (01:07:50):
Yeah, we gonna have to shuffle these things or like
switch out, because, okay, doyou wash your hands after you
masturbate?
Yes, we mean every time.
Why not Look, look?

Take a shot, listen, listen.
Why not Look, look?
Take a shot, listen, look,listen.
No, go ahead.

YayoFYB (01:08:05):
Take a shot, look, listen, listen.
Sometimes I just know I'm notgoing out again.
It's like towards the end ofthe day.

It's just me who says 2 o'clock at the middle of the
night.

YayoFYB (01:08:14):
Sometimes you just know you're not going out in time.
No more, I'm not shakingnobody's hand, I'll be honest.

I just, I just throw that shit in the corner of the
room.

YayoFYB (01:08:26):
I just hit him on the nose and like.
I just wipe my shirt off, takeit off and I'm going to bed.
No, I'll be honest, I don't gottime to be doing this.
Look, I don't got time to bedoing this like 20 times a day.
My schedule is limited.
Now I know when this happening,I know I'm not shaking nobody's

(01:08:47):
hand afterwards.

Wait what?
What you got?
Oh, no, no, I gotta drink thenext one.
No, what you got?
Cumulatively, how manydifferent fingers have been in
your asshole?
You can answer in people if youlike what 10 fingers per person
.
How many fingers have been inmy ass?
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead andtake a shot yo.

YayoFYB (01:09:04):
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Well, go ahead and take a shot One thing, about
reverence.

YayoFYB (01:09:18):
Watch this video.
Watch this video.

Y'all can.
I'll leave that up to y'allimagination.
Just know I'm a champion.
Just know that Gorilla wouldnot stand a chance.

YayoFYB (01:09:32):
He said I should break your fingers off.
Oh no, let me see what I got.
This is actually a good one forme.
What are the most elaboratelengths you've gone to get drugs
Easy.
Check this out, check this out.
My boy, reverence, turned in awhole Coke bottle of coins to

(01:09:55):
fund the whole trip.
I traded in some coins to getbud.
Damn, how much was it To bereal?
I really don't remember, but Iknow.
Uh, I said no, no, I said shard, like to to like.

Uh, oh, like a coin start thing to the coin start
thing.

YayoFYB (01:10:12):
She cat, you know, she got the money for it.
Then I got me like how much?
Maybe a quarter?
Oh okay, so maybe like cool,cool 50, 60 who gave the prices
out.

That's my, that's my prices.

YayoFYB (01:10:24):
That's my prices you type in with me.
That's my prices.

But yeah, that's about it.

YayoFYB (01:10:27):
That's literally.
And then after that I was likewhat the fuck am I doing?

All right.
If someone here masturbatedwhile thinking of you, would you
care?
Would you want to know?

YayoFYB (01:10:36):
Yeah, I wasn't going to answer any of these.

I was going to say when they did the old reach
around.
Damn, I'm starting to feel thatalcohol.
I can't even feel my face.

YayoFYB (01:10:49):
It's your asshole, it's your All right.
How much?
Oh, this is a good one for me.
How much should a lap dancefrom the person to your left
cost Bean Bean?

Motherfucker, you All right, all right.
How about this?
How much do you think?
A lap dance from your childhoodcrush should cost.

YayoFYB (01:11:10):
I'd pay more than $40.
That's two songs.

Think about all the All right from all your exes.
Which one would be the mostexpensive, which one would be
the All?

YayoFYB (01:11:17):
of them.
God damn it.
Bitches don't know how tofucking.

No, but how much would you pay for the most?

YayoFYB (01:11:23):
Oh $40.

$40 for all of them.

YayoFYB (01:11:24):
I would give $40 for all of them.
Two songs a lap dance $40.
$40.
That's it max.
That's max.
I'm not paying.
Look, listen, I go to stripclub.
You talking about $100 for alap dance Fuck out of here.
It used to be some skinnybitches dancing too.
I don't want that.
I came here for ass.
I want to see ass shaking.

(01:11:45):
My homeboy got more ass than Ipay my homeboy.
My boy.
I pay him 200.
I pay him 200.
Easily, easily.
A little bitch with no assdancing in my face.
No man Can't even do that.
Yeah, bro, it's going to beHonestly y'all can't take the

(01:12:05):
question seriously.

Be like 60.

YayoFYB (01:12:06):
60.
Because like lap dancers go nowfor like.
I think about inflation.
Yeah, 60 dollars for like.
But there was this club.
There was a club I used to goto best club, I'm gonna say the
name because they didn't have alot of them waiting at no point.
That's it gone.
That's it gone, bro.
But you know about pulling oneout for my boy.
So, hey, look at these.
I don't know because they knewme or not, but they used to give
me like $40 for like two songsand bitches, okay, like they

(01:12:30):
were.
Okay, you know, they hadsomething on them.
They had record.
They had record.
They had jiggle effects.
You know they had jiggleeffects GTA 6 type shit.
You know that's what I'mlooking for really.
Look, I'm a dog but I don'twant no bones.
Give me some meat.
Honestly, look, I likebasically a little bit of
something out there.
You feel me Spoken like a trueman?
You feel me I need some meat?
Pause All right.

Have you ever laughed so hard during sex that you
couldn't continue?
What was so funny?
I want to say I'm taking a shot, but I want to say yes'm gonna
say I'm taking a.
No, I ain't gonna take a shot,but I want to say yes.
I just can't remember whathappened like what?
Yeah, that's it yeah um, doesthat count then?

YayoFYB (01:13:13):
yeah, that counts no, that I mean, because I mean you,
you answering it.

Have you ever lost so hard?
That's it, I mean during six Ifeel like everybody has I want
to say yes, I just can'tremember what it was like
specific thing yeah.

YayoFYB (01:13:23):
Yeah.

What happened?
Oh, I think I just got my nutsack Knee, that was it.
That was like.
But then I started Laughingabout it later.
But once you get Hitting thenuts by a knee or something, bro
, that's game over, right therefor you.

YayoFYB (01:13:35):
That's like.
That's like a reset button.

For some people, for some people Low key.

YayoFYB (01:13:41):
I see that video this week.
Oh did you, bro?
That was his highlight.
Oh nah, where's the oddest,most uncomfortable place?
You ever grown a pimple In myass?
Keep it moving.
Keep it moving In my ass, lowkey, don't even elaborate on it,
don't even elaborate.
It was just a pimple on my ass,something light, really.

All right when you something like really all right
when you match with someonethrough a dating app, do you
look them up on social mediabefore meeting them?

YayoFYB (01:14:08):
I don't, I don't that they don't work for them.
Yeah, and let me.
Let me get another one, becausego ahead, go ahead.
Yeah, I don't want for you, butgo ahead.

Will you show us the last, the last sex you sent or
received?
How recent was it?
Yeah, I'm gonna take a shot.
That's it I'm gonna have totake a shot.

YayoFYB (01:14:21):
That's it.
I'm going to have to take ashot.
Okay, Hopefully it'll getthrown over here.

Because it was on Snap and it was a video.
You know, sometimes when you'reout of town, you got to do that
you got to do that.
And they say send the flick,and you by yourself.

YayoFYB (01:14:36):
When they hit you with that camera.
Eggplant emoji question mark.
You got to do it.
Damn bro.
Ah, for all the listeners, hetook a shot, all right.
What is up with these poopquestions?
If your poop magically gainedthe ability to nutritionally
sustain you, and after beingeaten it would who wrote this,

(01:14:56):
bro?
And after being eaten it wouldrecycle into another piece of
nutritious poop, would you eatit to save money on growth?
I got another question.
Yeah, because, because, likethat's just no, like I'm not
doing, I'm not, I'm not, I'm notdoing, none of that shit.

He not, he not focused on his bag, y'all.

YayoFYB (01:15:15):
Was there a family friendly movie or TV show that
inadvertently helped youdiscover where you're into
sexually?
Look, not a movie, not a movie,but like plenty of shows, all
right, name them.
Like Danny Phantom the gothbitch, basically any Lilo and

(01:15:38):
Stitch the older sister.
Really any Date LeggedIncredibles.
Elastigirl, elastigirl the mom.
What else, what else, what elsewhat.

The mom.

YayoFYB (01:15:45):
What else, what else, what else?
American Dragon, the mom also,what else, what else?
Bro, what the fuck?
Look, there's countless, Iain't gonna lie, there's
countless, there's countless.
They bitches gonna be mydownfall.
They always, they always isit's just, it's just something
about them.
Look it's.
I was like at eight years oldwhy am I feeling like this?

(01:16:08):
Why is my body?
What's my body?
Why my nipples?

oh shit, all right.
Under what circumstances wouldyou buy cigarettes or alcohol
for a teen who asked you to hookthem up?
Ah, under one circumstanceswould you buy cigarettes or
alcohol for a teen who asked youto hook them up?
All right, I'm gonna be, I'mgonna keep it a buck 50 go ahead
, but this is all uh alleged orfor skip purposes.

(01:16:40):
Right right quotations.
If my brothers younger brothers, like if they were younger than
me by a lot, that'd be the onlyexception but if it's like
somebody else I'd feel like I'mgetting scammed, or something
trying to get set up.

YayoFYB (01:16:54):
You definitely get arrested if it wasn't friends or
family that I know personally.

I wouldn't hook.
I wouldn't hook them up, if youknow what I'm saying.

YayoFYB (01:17:00):
Yeah, yeah, personally me good answer, good answer good
answer man you rando on thestreet, no all right describe
the worst nude you've everreceived, because it nope, nope,
nope, nope, no.

Go ahead, describe it y'all, go ahead.
What happened, what happened?
Go ahead, talk to us.
Nah, you giving me, you keep iton the good.

YayoFYB (01:17:23):
I'll tell you this.
I received some news where I'mlike Put them nipples back up.
Put them pepperonis back up.
I'm okay for tonight.

You know what?
I ain't horny, no more.
You know what?
My father just saw your newsthis morning.
My phone died last night.

YayoFYB (01:17:41):
I'm not even you know what.
All these bitches listen to it.
I'm going to let y'all guesswhich one y'all was in.
Y'all fight amongst yourselves.

Damn bro.
I'm starting.
I feel like if I stand up, it'sgoing to hit me.

YayoFYB (01:17:59):
By all the pics I ain't going to lie.

Pull up for the Boston Butt, bro.
Oh, you think I could driveLow-key.
Some pizza does sound good.
All right, tell us about a timeyou finally saw someone naked
and it completely killed yourdesire to get them.
Hold on, bro, there's alcoholgetting to me, bro.

YayoFYB (01:18:20):
Hold on Answer it.

That shit got me spinning low-key.
All right.
Getting to me, bro, who wannaanswer, that shit got me
spinning low-key.
All right, tell us about a timeyou finally saw someone naked
and it completely killed yourdesire to get all slippery with
them oh, that's crazy, nah,that's crazy uh, who didn't I
see naked myself?
Tight shit, I'd be looking atmyself naked.

(01:18:43):
I don't have one.

YayoFYB (01:18:43):
I mean, if you don't have one, you just don't have
one, that's that's normal let me, let me get another.

Yeah, you gotta take a shot for that.
No, I say no, you don't, youdon't, you don't all right,
what's something a partner hasdone to try to seduce you, but
it had the opposite effectsomething with something.
A partner, brother, this is nogood, because no is no good.
Yeah, I figured, bro, you couldjust touch my elbow and I'm
ready to get down.

YayoFYB (01:19:09):
You blowing me.

Look my way, let me get a different one.

YayoFYB (01:19:16):
Go ahead, bro Chilling.

Yeah, he big chilling bro, he's knowing All right.
Have you ever pissed or shit onsomething out of spite?
Tell us everything All right.
What the fuck?
All right, so check this out ohshit, check this out.
Oh shit, matter of fact, clipthis, clip this you said clip
this, hey yo, hey yo.
Look, I took a shower andeverything.

(01:19:37):
This is me as a little kid,little demon.
You know, my brothers orsomebody had to use the bathroom
or whatever and they wouldn'tlet me use the toilet.
So I said, all right, you knowwhat?
Fuck this.
I went in the closet and took amean ass piss.

YayoFYB (01:19:50):
I ain't going to lie.
Valid crash out.
Valid crash out.
I went to that closet and said,valid, crash out.
I pissed all over that closet.
That's the most valid shit I'veheard, bro.

That's the most valid, yeah, valid.
So if I'm getting in trouble,it's your fault.
So I pissed all in thatfreaking closet.

YayoFYB (01:20:05):
Valid, it was a big closet too.

It was like a somewhat walk-in closet when I used to
live in Lexington.

YayoFYB (01:20:11):
Oh, this was in Lexington, oh shit.

I pissed in that closet bro.

YayoFYB (01:20:14):
Valid, real shit, valid , crash out, to be real.
Have you ever been late tosomething?
Come on, have I ever been lateto something Because you had to
masturbate, masturbate, whoa,whoa, whoa.
I've been late because I had afoot before I left.
Not masturbate, though.
That's my answer.

That's my answer.

YayoFYB (01:20:37):
I've been late because I had a foot Not masturbate.

You got to take a shot .
No, I was about to say.
Have you ever masturbated withyour pet?

YayoFYB (01:20:49):
in the room.

Masturbate with your pet in the room.
Nah, bro, I'd just be in thebathroom, really, bro.

YayoFYB (01:21:00):
I don't ever be in my room.

You be in your room, wow.

YayoFYB (01:21:05):
I'd be over the TV already.

Hey yo.

YayoFYB (01:21:11):
Right there, right before, that's my favorite spot
right there.
That's my favorite spot, rightthere, where you got your, right
there, where you got your airboy.

Oh shit, all right, here you go, here you go, here
you go.
Oh shit, all right, here you go, here you go, here you go.

YayoFYB (01:21:26):
Oh shit.
If you were guaranteed the bestorgasm of your life, but you
and your partner had to dress uplike your parents oh why, I'm
going to be right.
Who's writing this?
Let me read it again If youwere guaranteed the best orgasm

(01:21:48):
of your life, but you and yourparents had to dress up like
your parents and use their Bro,you and your parents, like you,
had to dress up like yourparents and use their names.
Are you in which parent wouldyou choose to be?
No, bro, give me a fucking shot, bro, I'm not Bro.
No bro.

Mindset no, bro, no bro Sammy, you hear this.

YayoFYB (01:22:12):
Sammy, you hear this.
No, bro, I ain't doing this man.
What the fuck, what the fuck DoI gotta take a shot for this?
What the fuck man, what thehell?
You got me fucked up.
What the hell, what the hell,what the hell?
Y'all tell me.
What the hell, barry.
No bro, who's skipping the goodquestions?

(01:22:33):
No, who said good questions,bro?
Just thinking about that shit,bro got me.
Oh what.

I'm talking about.
Oh, that, keep it.
That's none of your life, bro.
Oh, I have plenty, I've hadplenty.
You really just gonna pass itup because of that?

YayoFYB (01:22:49):
there's a small minor detail.

Oh man, no who written letting them small, minor
details get in the way it'salways the small things in the
way all right.
Have you ever had foodpoisoning?
What did you eat and whathappened?
I don't know if I've had foodpoisoning For real.

YayoFYB (01:23:13):
Yeah, y'all, yeah, chat .
Come on, eat the Dorito bag.
Wait, what the fuck happened tomy bag?
I thought I had Dorito bag.
I ate it.
What the fuck?

I don't know what happened.
I had one right here.
I don't know what happened.
I'm too buzzed for this stuff.
I'm starting to get buzzed.
Have you ever had foodpoisoning?
What did you eat and whathappened?
I don't recall If I have orhaven't had food poisoning.
I don't know.

YayoFYB (01:23:38):
Next question that is a really good intro, right and
we're back holy shit.

Take another quick break, because sometimes, when
the alcohol what happened?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,because sometimes when the
alcohol gets to you, it gets toyou.
That's all I gotta say you justgotta take a.
I didn't even oh, go ahead goahead, hit it, bro, you Hit it,
bro, you got it Go ahead.

YayoFYB (01:24:03):
Right.
It's about right.

There's just a bait, pin y'all.
Both are crazy.
They're clogged up.

YayoFYB (01:24:10):
Diablo, diablo, señorita, bro, look at what's
going on.

Go ahead, refill your car, charge your battery Holy
shit, oh, he actually ate it.

YayoFYB (01:24:25):
Did he eat?

it.

YayoFYB (01:24:26):
Did he actually eat it?

Uh-huh, he was licking his lips, he just liked me.
All right, bro, just a couplemore questions.
Who did enough on you?
No, I mean on me Go ahead.
Well, I'm going to eat theseafter.
I mean, I'm going to eat theseAll right.

YayoFYB (01:24:42):
So if I were single, would you set me up with one of
your other friends?
If yes, who?
If not, what's wrong with me?

All right, I really don't have much girlfriends or
anything like that.

YayoFYB (01:24:54):
All right, I get it All right.

But of course I would definitely throw you on some
buns.

YayoFYB (01:25:01):
Touch it, touch it, all right.

Somebody.
If you had to choose who is thesexiest, Pokemon Mewtwo Didn't
even finish the question, Juststraight to it.

YayoFYB (01:25:15):
The thighs.
Describe all the sensationsthat that's not his tail.
Describe all the sensationsthey have to offer Okay, mewtwo
does not.
That is not a tail.
Look all the sensations theyhave to offer, okay.

Mewtwo does not.
That is not a tail.
Look where the tail is attachedfrom, if you had to choose.

YayoFYB (01:25:29):
Who is the sexiest Pokemon?
Describe all the sensations,alright, so the sexiest On some
real shit?
What Pokemon?
Right, right, the sexiestPokemon?
I mean they Pokemon?
Not really Look.
Look, shawty's behind a Mewtwobuild.
Where's M?
Come on, not really Look.
Look, shadi's been having thatMewtwo build.

Where's Mewtwo's tail, connected from.
Right like His whole smeet isright behind him.
That's his whole smeet.
That's his whole smeet.

YayoFYB (01:25:53):
Look I love girls with the Mewtwo build.
I love girls with the Mewtwobuild.
They my downfall.
But like, realistically, like,the question is asking If I were
like you feel me Like for aMewtwo or what not?
First of all, that's a dude,first of all.
So then Describe all thesensations they have to offer.
That's gay.
Off the rip, that's.
You know.
You feel me I really can'tthink of Like a Female Pokemon,

(01:26:18):
what's?

a female Pokemon.
It wouldn't even be female.
You just gotta to get what'shis name he pulled up the plant.

YayoFYB (01:26:24):
He pulled up the plant, yo he pulled up the plant.

It don't have to be nothing crazy, bro, real shit.

YayoFYB (01:26:30):
Yeah, let me get a little.
Do I got to take a shot?

What Pokemon would you smash, bro?
Bro, it's just, are you goingto take a shot?

YayoFYB (01:26:39):
Bro, because there's no , no female like looking like
Mewtwo's, like the closest thingto like a.

So Ditto, transforming into anybody or anything is not
crazy?

YayoFYB (01:26:49):
Ditto transforming to at least an ant Yo, it's old for
Ditto.
I take a shot you cannot, butDitto can.

He can transform or they can.
It could transform intoanything, but it's just gonna
have it's face.

YayoFYB (01:27:03):
You know the dots, fuck no, but nah, nah, I'll tell you
something, but this ispokemon's bro, y'all not gonna
follow.
Y'all not about to fuck up mygame like that oh shit, I kind
of made a big shot we live withthese my fault, my fault, yeah,
oh damn.

One more question, bro .
One more question, all right,one more question each, and then
we're going to end it offbecause it's hour 30 minutes all
right last one for forreverence.
Did your parents ever find yourdrugs while you were living at
home?
What happened?
I don't have parents, but I didhave guardians.

(01:27:37):
So let me tell you a funnystory.
They didn't find any and Iquote, drugs in my drawer or
anything, but they did find avideo, a video you're sorry, so
I used to have this one phone.
It was like the phone that haslike the keyboard that flips up,

(01:27:57):
type type shit.

YayoFYB (01:27:59):
Like you know, you turn your phone to the side and it
flips up with the keyboard, thattype of remember you used to
have that type of phone and uh,it was me and two other people.

I'm not going to disclose who they were, but we
went walking down the trail andwe got to like a river or creek
or whatever you want to call it,and you know we pulled out a
black amal and you know, juststart smoking I'm just recording
everything because you know, Inever smoked I was having the
time of my life.
I thought it was the coolestthing ever.
I was going this is back likein middle school, maybe seventh,
eighth grade, figure, figure,yep, maybe eighth grade.

(01:28:29):
So I was like I'm gonna show mybuddies, all the all my friends
at school, that I smoke touchit just to be cool, as one does
at the age, as one does at theage.
So I showed them the videos orwhatever, as proof, as proof.
And then umchamacallit, my aunt, used to take care of these
little kids, right?
Oh God, okay, I forgot I wasleaving to go to a store real

(01:28:52):
quick or a gas station to go getsomething, or I left with my
cousin or whatever, and I leftmy phone with him so he could
watch videos on my phone, justlike recordings.
I had of them like uh, runningaround because you know I used
to like make funny videos likefunny videos where I used to
tell them to do funny stuff orwhatever, not, not, not in a
weird way like don't, don't,don't make.

(01:29:13):
Yeah, but like um, I would tellthem like jump over, jump over
this, or jump over, they wouldthink it was the coolest thing
ever.

YayoFYB (01:29:19):
Right?
Okay, it was cool too like atthe kid.

That type of mentality , kid mentality, yeah it's like
jump over, can you jump fromhere to here?
And then I record them and theydo it.
And then they're like can I seethe video?
And I show it to them?
And uh well, they kept likegoing through my library.
I didn't think about it atfirst, like when my cousin left,
or whatever we're headed to thegas station or some shit to get
some chips or something and Ithought about, like damn, I left

(01:29:43):
my phone with uh what's hisname?
yeah, but it didn't cross mymind.
I was like, oh, it'd be fine.
Well, I got my phone back andthen my aunt pulled me to the
side and she was like I saw thevideo, because I saw y'all going
by a creek or river and theny'all were smoking.
Uh, y'all were uh smoking orwhatever.
Because the little kid was likehe saw the video.

(01:30:03):
He went up to my aunt and waslike, look, reverend, he's
smoking a cigar or whatever, acigarette, a black Ramada or
whatever.
And I was like I got in trouble, bro.

YayoFYB (01:30:17):
Then what'd they?

do to you, bro?

YayoFYB (01:30:18):
They ain't do nothing to me, bro, they're not my
parents.

You can't do nothing to me.

YayoFYB (01:30:25):
DSS will get called so quick.
But they kind of scold you, cps, my fault, like in a sense they
scold you.
Yeah, they got mad at me.

When you're already at disappointment, what more can
you do?
Tight shit, tight shit.
And my cousin got in troubletoo.
Oh, not my cousin, sorry,somebody got in trouble that was
in the video.

YayoFYB (01:30:43):
That was in the video.

Yeah, it was in the video and they're like I told
you not to record.
And then my buddy found out andhe was like I told you not to
record.
Why'd you record?
That's so lame.
Damn.

YayoFYB (01:30:53):
I thought it was so cool recording and I was like
well, I guess I ain't neverrecording this stuff too the
only, the only thought it waslame because they got caught,
bro and they switched bro.
This shit is held to the ground.
I'm talking about that's not me.

Right, that's not me All right let's see that was it?

YayoFYB (01:31:08):
Who's someone you never slept with before but who you
are confident would sleep withyou if you asked oh yeah, oh
yeah, because I want to testthis out this weekend.
I ain't even going to lie.

What you about to do.

YayoFYB (01:31:25):
Take.
I ain't even gonna lie what youabout to do To your child.
Go ahead, give me a shot.
Go ahead, give me a shot.
I ain't name dropping nobody.
I ain't name dropping nobody.
No, no, I already know.
Not even this weekend, it's twoweeks, two weeks from now.
You see me, you about to givean update, I about to give an
update.
I'm just gonna come on thepodcast and say something about
yeah, it happened.
I already know.
All right, chai.

Y'all, y'all, damn, I'm fucking fading.
I'm over here droppingeverything.
Listeners, keep Yayaaccountable.
Y'all got to remember.
In two weeks, next episode, ohno, not next episode.
Two episodes.
He's either going to say yeahor no, Just know.

YayoFYB (01:31:55):
First thing that's going to come out of my mouth is
going to be like yeah, Like Ialready know, Coming in the
locker room like LeBron Jamestype shit, I'm coming in dance
Angola.

I'm coming in my molding.
Did he seriously hit the goodieright now?
But that's going to end thisepisode.
Y'all, we appreciate y'alltuning in.
Thank you for listening to usbeing all goofy and silly and
everything.

YayoFYB (01:32:20):
For a change If y'all like this.

Yeah, if y''all like this, let us know, because we
got another part we're trying tohave more uh, we're supposed to
have a guest.
The guest canceled so we didn'thave the guest on, but I did
buy a new microphone for theguest but he tested it out and
whatnot yeah, I'm testing outright now for the next one next
month, because we're trying todo it every once a month change
it up.
Yeah, we're gonna change it uponce a month, like we'll do our

(01:32:43):
regular stuff where we talkabout cryptids or scary stuff
all that regular stuff.
Yeah, all that regular stuffbut at least one time throughout
the month we're gonna haveguests come on and we're either
gonna do this or just, you know,just talk to the guests and ask
them about themselves, ask themsome questions.
So if ask people like randompeople or ask for advice, yeah,
it's gonna be like a lessstructured yeah episode it's

(01:33:04):
gonna be us like pretty muchsomething like this, but just
being chill, like no research,no nothing, just like hanging
out with friends, pretty much.
But if y'all have any questionslike would you do this or would
you do that, or what would youdo in this situation, or what is
this, or something like that,just just send us a message.

YayoFYB (01:33:20):
That would be nice actually to ask them yeah,
instagram at.

KOSMIC, underscore C-O-V-E.
And yeah, drop a like, drop afollow, leave a review on any
stream or platform where y'alllisten to us from.
You know, just leave a fivestar review or ten star,
whatever it is.
It really much helps us to getthe podcast out there and it

(01:33:43):
helps us grow as well.
You know.
Um, thank, thank you just forlistening to everything.
Sorry, I'm starting to feelthis alcohol in my system, but,
um, thank y'all so much fortuning in.
Thanks for all the support thaty'all give us for all the
people that keep listening.
You know, much love shout outto all the people in all the
other States that are listeningto us.
You know we're just two.

YayoFYB (01:34:03):
Couple shout out to all the people in all the other
states that are listening to us.

You know, we're just two couple couple, two dudes
just a couple dudes, two coupledudes, two dudes in a couple.
Sorry y'all, the alcohol got meacting crazy, the fint cart.
But um, thank you for tuning in.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for listening.
Thank you for tuning in.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for listening.
Follow us at Cosmic Cove OnInstagram and TikTok.

(01:34:27):
At KOSMIC Underscore C-O-V-E.
Follow us on YouTube At KOSMICSpace C-O-V-E.
Again, much love and Iappreciate y'all.
I'ma pass it out to you.

YayoFYB (01:34:39):
So, drew and me, sammy.
Con for you, though, bro.
So Drew and me, sammy, come on,fuck it up bro.

Come on, fuck it up bro it's an inside joke with
them, yeah it's an inside joke,but come on, fuck it up.

YayoFYB (01:34:52):
Y'all ain't show up, but anyways so nah shout out to
y'all.
I really appreciate y'all stilllistening and whatnot.
So that's it for me shout outmy family.
That's it for me you ain't got.

You don't want the people Following you on TikTok
or anything.
I mean not on TikTok, onSnapchat or something.

YayoFYB (01:35:08):
Do people follow you?
Yeah, they follow, not recent,not new ones, not Like that.
I'm not Specifically from Likefrom the Cosmic Cove.
Look, if y'all follow me Fromlistening to Cosmic Cove, let me
know, because I really don'tknow who I just be accepting
like friend request.
Yeah, but I just figured it'sjust like normal like from, like

(01:35:29):
going down and whatnot likestuff like that so I don't think
it's specifically from cosmichope, but if y'all follow me
from cosmic hope, let me knowtell them snap.
Yeah, um, king kyle ricky, king, king kyle ricky on snapchat.
Uh, spell it out for him, justso you can get a little bit more
.
Kyle Rickey, king Kyle Rickeyon Snapchat.

Spell it out for him, just so you can get a little bit
more.

YayoFYB (01:35:49):
Right, get a little following and then when you
start doing your content forlike the spooky stuff Into the
dumb shit I be doing.

All the nudes you be posting.

YayoFYB (01:35:57):
Right, how do I get to this?
Yeah, king Kyle, rickey, justK-I-n-g, k-a-i-r-i-c-k-y.
Um, yeah, but if y'all dofollow me through that,
specifically through the cosmiccove, let me know I'm gonna
start doing like a shout out ofthe people that follow me on
there and yeah, that's it.

So you just shout out to them, shout out to my
brothers really um my familythat's it's it All right?
So y'all remember this is goingto be like one-time month type
of thing.
So next episode y'all listen towe're going to be back on a
regular schedule where we talkabout cryptids or whatever it is
that we talk about.
But, yeah, much love to y'all.
Thanks again for all thesupport and love that y'all give
us.

YayoFYB (01:36:38):
We'll catch.

All Episodes

Episode Transcript

Popular Podcasts

24/7 News: The Latest

Dateline NBC

The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show

.css-15opob5{left:0;position:absolute;top:0.8rem;} All Episodes

.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}EP 53- Shots Fired: Truths Told and Bottles Emptied

Episode Transcript

Popular Podcasts

.css-r6mb8g{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:1;overflow:hidden;}24/7 News: The Latest

Dateline NBC

The Clay Travis and Buck Sexton Show

All Episodes

EP 53- Shots Fired: Truths Told and Bottles Emptied

24/7 News: The Latest