EP 54- What Your Zodiac Sign Says About You And Why Is There S*** On My Porch!!

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Speaker 2 (00:00):
Oh, you think darkness is your ally.
You merely adopted the dark.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
I was born in it.
Molded by it.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
I see death.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Welcome Cosmic Cole family.
It's another episode.
Your co-host one of my co-hosts, reverence.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
That's right, it's your boy, riverante.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Bean, stop Chill, chill bro.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I'm sorry, whoa whoa, you're being aggressive Bean,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, it's your boy, river rontebean, stop chill, chill, bro.
I'm sorry.
Whoa, whoa, you're beingaggressive.
Bean, whoa, whoa, no it's no,no, it's no, be sit, sit, buddy
sit whose dog is getting crazy,whose dogs be really riled up
all the time for real.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
On them blue chews I'll hit me out like blue chews
every time I feed them, but Iput a little bit of honey pack
in it and the blue chew justjust keep them at their peak
just just make sure they alwaysready because ain't nothing like
being at.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Uh, I was making sure it's recording ain't nothing
like being at the top of your agame.
Uh, hormonal wise and physicalwise, I guess, type shit for
real.
You gotta be, in your primalinstincts, a horny.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
A horny man that is packed with energy, because you
cannot be horny and then justonly give one round.
You cannot do that.
You just cannot be doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Y'all know what we're talking about.
It's happened to all of us.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
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But what it?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
do y'all how you been , bro.
Bro, I've been good busy.
It feels like it's been foreversince I seen you.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Right, like a week or something.
Right, it does feel like it.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Maybe it has been, maybe it has been a week, nah,
but I don't know, bro.
It just feels like it's beenlonger than a week, I guess just
because we've been so busy andwhatnot.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Always, bro, we stay too busy bro.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
It just feels that way.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
But we still making it happen, though we still
making shit shake Still makingit happen.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Still out there shaking little pancakes.
You feel me?
It's just what we do really.
A wise man once told me acrackhead always gonna smoke
crack right, there's not a dayhe don't smoke it a day without
he wake up in the morning zerodollars in his pocket.
Two o'clock noon he high ashell underneath the bridge from

(02:39):
the crack, from the crack $80worth of crack $80 worth of
crack right there.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
It's crazy bro that's really the mentality you got to
go to.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
You got to have that crack mentality really to make
it out here.
Always bro, always bro, forreal.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Awesome, david Goggin , shit right there bro.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
For real, because if you're not, who going to carry
the boats?
Really no, but everything work.
Then how you been?
Uh, yeah, everything been good.
Uh, sorry, I gotta fix my mic.
No, you good.
Um, let's see, I had a littleincident where we had left the
floor semi-finished just topaint come by the next day I

(03:13):
said easy day come by tomorrowwe start painting home by 12,
home by 12, uh, drinking somemore delos on my porch.
You know tight shit, tight shit.
You know scene division pull upfootsteps all over the bitch
muddy footsteps pain oh, bro,didn't even do nothing that day,
but I left, bro, I was, I wasdead ass, I was just, I was just

(03:34):
bad bro, I was just like Icouldn't even thank you straight
, I couldn't even thank you.
I said fuck it, let's go, let'sgo who said all that taster was
red?
A red 40, bro, for real, bro,some kool-aid?
Uh, it was that shit justpissed me off, y'all believe.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
And then tell them tell them.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
That was about it what what else?
What else happened?

Speaker 2 (03:55):
I feel, who was it though?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
the painters, painters, finisher somebody
fucking stepped in there.
I put a sign do not, do notwalk in, put tape.
That's why I fucked up.
I think that's why I fucked up.
I put it in English.
I should have put it in Spanishtoo.
That low-key I was thinkingabout.
That's on me.
I should have put it in Spanish?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
No, no.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
That's the part.
But to be fair, we're inAmerica, baby.
We're in America To be fair.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
We are in the land of the free.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Last time I changed, freedom is English.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
We're just joking, y'all.
We're just joking.
We're just joking.
No, but that was a good excusein back then's time, bro.
But times have changed, bro.
Technology has advanced, bro.
All you have to do is pull outyour phone look at the shit and
then that shit translates foryou bro.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
But people don't want to keep up with the time, they
don't.
They just want to stay behind,just that, or get the neuro chip
there some slight, really.
Yeah, and I try to be netrunners, that's.
That's y'all's problem.
If my mom can understand it bynow, y'all motherfuckers can
understand it by now and byy'all I mean I mean the dirty
one.
It's jokes, it's jokes.
I'm one of them too, but yeahbrother, they them walked all

(05:15):
over my shit.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Did you see them?
Were they still there when yougot?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
here.
No, I pulled up and it was justfootsteps all over, all over.
Boy, what's wrong with you?
And had a call.
Had a call, the dude that gaveme the job.
I'm like, hey, this is going torun you another 500, my boy and
we got it.
Oh for real.
Yeah, another 500 to stop.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
What are you doing?
Snowball, I mean B.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Bro, you too active right now, bro B, like the other
day.
Bro, the other day I waschilling.
See, it's que entro confianza.
See, now he think he can dowhatever he want.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
He needs his nest, bro.
That's what he had last time.
Right Last time he had his nestand he just burrowed in it.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh right, damn Snowball that Honey but the
honey packs in the blue juice.
He just like hey dad, same size.
I already opened it up to scale.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
One to one.
One to one Hard and soft.
No, they just chilling bro.
They just chilling, but damnbro.
So the people weren't thereanymore.
Then Like the painters weren'tthere anymore and y'all just
ended up leaving.
So you just told them I'mpacking my shit.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, Another thing I didn't have enough sandpaper
too.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Who said?

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Well, jared told me after he finished buff because
he had to buff everything againAfter he finished he was like we
had enough sandpaper so.
But I told the dude, I said,look, I'm leaving, I don't got
no sandpaper.
And so the dude that gave methe job he was going to charge
the building, the building wasgoing to charge the painters.
That's how that.
That's how that went.
So and bro, and it's crazybecause they were trying to turn

(06:55):
in the house Like it wassupposed to damn because of them
.
Oh, then they pushed.
It's a whole mess.
That house was a whole wholemess, bro.
Shit, shit was crazy.
I feel like that's why it feelslike I haven't.
I haven't been here for me.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
I had to dissociate had a had to lock in a little
bit, right.
That's the way it has to be.
Sometimes, though, because youknow, we're doing this like as a
, as a hobby, I guess, so to say, but we're also like so caught
up in our work lives, right?

Speaker 1 (07:24):
this is really just the only time we finally get to
decompress like for real, justlike chill, like I have, like I
mean, I know there's stuff Ihave to do for the podcast, but
it doesn't feel like, like it'sstuff that I'm willing to do or
like that I want to do not notto like work because nobody
really want to work.
You feel me?
No me, he know me, he know me.
But damn, I had some otherstuff.

(07:46):
I had a I had to say.
Oh, on the way back the otherday I saw this I don't know if
it was a couple or mom and thekid arguing Tell me why they
stop in the middle of the road,just stop, stop.
And then they were yelling he'slike you hear him.
I was like no, because Ithought they were going to turn
to the left or turn something.
You know how people don't beusing their blinkers.
That's what I thought that wasgoing on.

(08:07):
But no, brother, they juststarted going.
They were swerving all over theroad.
I hit a car, ran a red light, Iwas to pull into a school.
Someone got out them way homefor me, but I just want to see
what happened.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
So I just can't so I put them in the parking lot with
them and just stayed rightbehind them, at least 10 feet
away at least, to lookinconspicuous right, just look,
I start, start sweeping thefloor, start sleeping the floor
outside, get the brooms, get thebrooms.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
but uh, but, yeah, that was, I think that was about
it, yeah, yeah, that's about it.
For me, no too crazy, justregular.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
For me it was pretty simple too, but I really didn't
do too much.
I mean, it's Memorial Weekend,oh dang, talk about that.
Oh, my goodness, I forgot it'sour one.
Oh, it's our one anniversarypodcast.
Oh, is it One year anniversary?
Oh shit, anniversary podcast.
Oh, is it one year anniversary?
Oh shit, y'all know, y'all knowy'all see, y'all see happy

(09:09):
anniversary to all our fellowlisteners and everybody.
Y'all been here a year.
Y'all been listening to us fora whole year.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
It's been one year.
What have y'all done with yourlife?

Speaker 2 (09:16):
go ahead.
Let us hear it, because we inthe same boat, because we're on
the same boat yeah, bro, it'sbeen a whole year now since we
had this podcast.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
I was going to get a cake and everything, bro.
Oh, for real.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
But I forgot Dan, so y'all started this on Memorial
Day or like the week before.
It was actually like lastweekend, I think.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
But, since we already had that episode out.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
I think I just went ahead and said this one was
going to be the one-yearanniversary.
So every Memorial Day, okay,one year anniversary.
So every memorial day aroundthat time it's gonna be damn,
okay, okay yeah, bro.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
So one year, one year in the game now that's crazy.
We, we did pretty good.
You know we have a couplemilestones.
We'll go ahead and touch on alittle bit that we've done so
far.
So you know, this was actuallyuh, you know I'm gonna touch on
it's a little bit of a sensitivetopic, I guess a little bit not
too much though, because I meanit pretty much is what it is,
but essentially it was supposedto be whole drama, whole drama,

(10:07):
right go ahead, spell the wholet.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
What is that uh tv show?
They just be going uh over.
It's like hollywood insidehollywood, oh yeah so a tmz, bro
, tmz, right, there you go.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Then I forgot about the cameras and everything when
we walk out and, uh, essentiallythis whole podcast was supposed
to start.
Well, it was a vision right, itwas me, um pharaoh, hysteria
and gruddy.
It was supposed to be like avision we all had.
We all wanted to do a podcast.
Well, they wanted to do apodcast and I was like you know

(10:39):
what I'm willing to do, whateverit takes to.
Uh, you know, try, try and dosomething with my life, try and
do like make something right,right, try and be something, I
guess, there you go, that's allI want like.
I'm not really looking for fameor anything, I just want to be
able to provide for my familythat's all I see, okay, okay,
provide for my family, providefor those that you know need
help and everything that's all Iwant to do, right right, simple

(11:01):
man, shit and um.
So I was like you know what?
I liked them a whole lot, solet's just get this shit
together, you know and somebodyhas to get the ball rolling,
because if you're just throwingideas and nobody's doing any
action, then you know how thefuck you're gonna get.
Like, get, get to where youwant to get you know, but, you
know, we all came to anagreement.
We all said you know, this iswhat we want to do.

(11:22):
Essentially that's where itstarted off at.
You know, from there we endedup making our first episode.
I told them, like what type ofmicrophones we needed to get.
I told them, like we needed toget a camera, we needed to get,
like, podcast equipment thewhole freaking, uh little pod
track thing.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
We had a little small one I had a small one, yeah,
but then I finally got this badboy upgraded to this bad thing
and uh, yeah, that was prettymuch it, bro.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
You know, we, uh, we're like, you know, what do we
want to talk about?
We want to talk about anime.
We want, we wanted to talkabout everything and anything
really, right, right, I meanit's.
I know it's broad and a lot ofpeople saying it's not, it's not
good to do that, because youknow you need to get into your
niche and dial in on what you'regood with.
But I mean, bro, I seecountless podcasts that talk

(12:10):
about nothing but their wholeentire day or week or whatever,
and that's a whole two-hourthing, whole two-hour thing.
They got like 10k followers or50k followers and but they not
talk about nothing, they're justtalking about their.
Y'all don't even fucking knowthese dudes right or chicks
about their.
Y'all don't even fucking knowthese dudes Right or chicks or
whatever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like y'alldon't even fucking know them.
But you know there's people outhere that you know talk about
good stuff, like I mean nodisrespect to them.

(12:32):
I listen to some podcasts likethat too.
I mean to each their own, youknow, but it when you like them
and you actually want to be apart of their like I guess
social life or whatever.
Just see what keep up with themessentially so I, I get that,
but, um, you know, but for otherpeople to dog on people,

(12:52):
they're like, yeah, you know, Iwant to talk about anime, I want
to talk about this, I want totalk about that, and they're
like oh, but you, you're toowide, you, you got too much
stuff you want to talk about.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Bro, fuck that shit it's like everything about
motherfuckers just bemotherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Love to talk really right, they just they just love
to just hate on people, rightbut it's also all these said
gurus and experts that say youneed to do this.
No, right, just just do whatyou like, right?
All right, do what you like,and then you're gonna see what
you really do like and what youdon't like, and stuff like that,
because you know, I mean,you're gonna see what you lean
more towards and just do it.

(13:26):
Naturally, you know what I'msaying like right, you ain't
gotta be like oh, I'm gonna talkabout this and I gotta talk
about that, like, no, like, ifyou, if it's something that you
like, like, we talk abouteverything and anything like I
said but we lean more towardslike the scary stuff, the
paranormal, the theories, andyeah, we'll also take a break
from that but and also like cutback, like that's what we want
to do.
Like have laid back episodesand stuff like that but see, we

(13:49):
figured out the balance that welike exactly, yeah yeah, that's
all y'all have to do, like findbalance really.
Yeah, just find a good balance,see what you really do enjoy,
and if not, you just break itoff into sections like, oh, I
like this, but also want to havethis.
I mean, you don't have to mixit together.
You can literally just do likea couple episodes on this month,
a couple episodes of this amonth, kind of like what we're

(14:09):
doing now.
Right, we're trying to do rightthat's pretty much it.
But um, yeah, if there's anybodyout there that that wants to be
a podcaster or do youtube oranything like that, you know,
chase your dreams, you know.
Don't, don't, don't, be damn myphone, don't be afraid to do it
.
You know, just just go outthere and do it.

(14:30):
That's all I gotta say.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Really, just go out there and just do it right.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Don't make no excuses either.
I mean people be making excusesout to ask for the slightest
and stupidest things, y'allwon't?
I ain't throwing shade atnobody, but I'm just saying,
like in general, like whenyou've been around so much
people that just make excuses,that's all you hear your whole
entire life.
I need this.
I ain't got that.
I don't know what to do.

(14:55):
I need this, um, but how shouldI do this?
Like, bro, like you're gonnalearn, bro, you're gonna learn.
You're gonna have to do someresearch.
You watch streamers, you watchyoutubers, you watch podcasts,
look at what they do and justtake notes and see what you like
, see the style they do, see thenotes they take, see the way
they do everything.
Like it's not that hard, youjust gotta lock in.

(15:18):
Really, you just gotta see.
Like you just gotta seeyourself the way you want it to
be like your future to be kindof sort of you know what I'm
saying.
Like you see yourself as a goodentertainer, then you got to be
a good entertainer.
Learn how to speak better.
Learn how to.
You know, just dial in onyourself.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Really, you know that speak better is a big one for
me right there.
I'll be trying.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
I'm heavy on that.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
I'm heavy on that.
I advocate for that.
It's big better.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
I'll take a class if I need to y'all, I've been
trying y'all, I promise y'all.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
I used to talk way worse than when I started.
Y'all can ask whatever, but myslang, my lingo, my
abbreviations for words.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
I would not completely pronunciate words
that's not good bro, we all likethat, bro, we all like that.
But that's, that's pretty muchhow the whole podcast started.
You know we did that and youknow we just started.
You know, locking in, we weredropping episode every week,
episode, episode, episode.
And you know, one thing led toanother and you know we just had

(16:16):
to part ways and I mean I stillgot love for him and everything
.
You know my fault.
Yeah, I got this stupid coughagain, rudolph, but um, we had
to go separate ways andeverything.
But it is what it is.
You know it's not no bad bloodor anything like that we all
just chilling.
You know people just go separateways and everything.
You know we had a little um,one-on-one talk with each other,

(16:37):
well, kind of sort of.
But you know things ended offon a good terms and that's all
you can really ask for, right,right, for real.
That really shows a lot about aperson's character.
It shows a lot about how maturethey are and everything.
It's always good when you'rearound people or dealing with
people that have common sense,know how to just handle stuff

(16:59):
like an adult really, for real,an adult?

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, you should be an adult.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Not be a childish person that'd be complaining,
bitching, doing all this otherover the top shit.
No, they're like when you'redealing with a grown person
actually has some sense.
You know, it makes everything awhole lot better yeah, you know,
it makes everything easier, itmakes everything good, smooth,
and I mean, that's pretty muchit, you know.
And then we ended up bringingyayo onto the team and you know,

(17:23):
like I said, we ended up partways and yayo ended up bringing
yayo onto the team.
And, uh, you know, like I said,we ended up part ways and yayo
ended up sticking with me.
If not, it was just gonna be aone-man band.
I was gonna figure it outeventually, but shit I got lucky
.
How yayo I saw the vision he sawthe vision, he said, yeah, let
me help this dude out real quickI saw the vision and I believed
in him.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Really I, I believed in the, in the, in the goal,
really, in the plans.
Really I seen it and, like yousaid, like Reverend said, this
is about making excuses in myhead too.
I was like, bro, I ain't goingto be able to do this, I ain't
going to be like you said, bro.
I was already putting thoseexcuses in my mind, like I ain't
going to be able to help you, Iain't't gonna be able to, I

(18:02):
ain't gonna be able to help you,I ain't gonna be able to.
Like my research ain't gonna begood, or like like.
I was thinking too, like damn,I gotta.
Like I'm gonna have to do a lotof work and I was telling
myself you don't have that time.
But look, I do.
You like you do find that time,you do have the time.
Like we both work, we, you knowreverence has definitely more
responsibilities than I do, butand he still comes here, still

(18:23):
records, still edits theepisodes, still I tried to do
the research I tried.
About the last one I tried uh,still does all that like, really
like, if you don't think aboutexcuses there's thousands of
excuses you can't.
You can come up with, but, likeyou said, just doing it, like I
got, really I believe in myself.
Really I was like bro, I ain'tgonna be able to, I ain't gonna

(18:44):
be no good for the, for thepodcast, like that, but it's
working out, I think so I feellike you and I feel like people
do like, uh, hearing you talk, Ilike hearing you talk whenever
you like.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
I watch the tiktoks or whatever.
I'm like, yeah, this, this is aperfect person for the podcast
because I feel like you do bringthe good energy you do bring.
I try the I try, I try, yeah,like the topics, the knowledge,
and then the jokes andeverything Like the way we could
play off each other.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Right.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Right, I don't mean the glaze, but you know when you
got-.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, he glazing y'all Chat Chat.
Is he glazing Chat Ray?
Am I glazing Me boy, you boyand About to grab like that, put
me down.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Duke, dennis, please, duke, put me down.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Oh shit, that shit was hilarious when I see that,
bro, I said ain't no way, hejust did that to Duke, ain't no
way.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
I don't know what kind of shit y'all on, but I
ain't playing with that shit.
But I mean really, that's allyou got to do, y'all.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Y'all, y'all just got to lock in with yourself.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Just do it just do it with your friends.
You know, if you have a vision,stick to the vision.
You know, if it's somethingthat y'all really want to pursue
, go and pursue it.
You know that shit sound cornyas hell because you know
everybody says everybody saysthat everybody says I hate
saying that shit myself, youknow, but I mean, that's all it
is to it.
You want it?
Go and get it.
Stop making them excuses.
Lock the fuck in.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
That's it, bombardino cappuccino right there bro
bombardino gusanini bro lock thefuck in.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
That's all it is to it.
Yeah, that's.
That was pretty much like thewhole come up, the whole lore
behind the lord, the lord, youknow but uh, you know, a whole
one year already.
That's crazy bro whole one year.
We're about to have a 1kdownloads from all the streaming
platforms.
Well, I don't know, because Ithink like, if you go to like

(20:41):
the actual analytics, analyticsand everything, it's actually
more.
But the service or whatever youwant to call it, the person
that, the how, do you call?
it, the provider that we use, orwhatever you want to call it,
just gets like the basic numbers.
But if y'all want like detailednumbers, like I have to make, I
had to go into the applepodcast and actually sit there
and look at oh, okay, okay likethe whole analytics from there,

(21:04):
but we're almost at a thousand.
You know, whole year we foundalmost hit a thousand uh
downloads for the podcast youknow we're about to hit.
I think we already got like 10klikes on tiktok.
Oh shit, I think some shit likethat.
I want to say, oh, I don't know, hold on, let me check real
quick, let me give y'all someLive, live details.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Hey, go tell your brother to stop, go tell him to
stop.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Oh no, we got About 2k likes.
My fault y'all.
I'm already.
I'm over here throwing.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
He's seeing the vision y'all.
He's seeing my fault y'all.
He really is way into thefuture.
That really he went into thefuture really.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
But uh, 2k.
We're almost at 2k likes.
You know it's been a year.
We got 44 followers.
You know it's something I meanyeah it's better than nothing.
No, you gotta start somewhere.
Everybody starts somewhere.
Some people get there beforethey hit a year.
Some people get there six yearslater.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Right it is something you know.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Road, it wasn't building in the day but watch
this but watch no, but uh, yeah,that's pretty much it y'all
just a little backstory on butwatch this, but watch this.
No, but yeah, that's prettymuch it.
Y'all Just a little back storyOn the whole Cosmic Cove and
everything.
Let's go ahead and get intothis topic.
Then y'all Go ahead and let thepeople Know what this first
topic.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
About Gotcha Gotcha.
Check this out Check this outthis for the girlies, really.
This for who said that?
This for the girlies, really.
Who said that?
This for the girlies, really?
We don't talk about the Zodiacsigns.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
Right, little silly heads, we talking about the
Zodiac signs.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Right, hey, yo hey yo Y'all know what I'm talking
about.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
But go ahead, y'all, let them know about the Zodiacs
it's so in depth, it's so indepth.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
I went a little in depth, a little.
Not too crazy, cause then westill gotta read the Zodiacs for
each day and everything.
So I was like bro, I forgot, Iforgot to do the Zodiacs for the
day.
I just looked up the.
Uh, I just looked it up onlinetoday's, yeah, today's.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah, I just looked it up online Today's, yeah,
today's.
I just looked it up online, butfor everybody.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Yeah, for everybody it's all online.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
That's like a specific one, just a general,
basic one, because I knowthere's one that's about love,
one about money, one aboutcareer.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yeah, it's like an overall.
Okay, my bad, I appreciate you.
I completely forgot until westarted.
I'm like because I didn't wantto put too much info, because I
was like I didn't want to runout of time and whatnot.
So, yeah, all right, so checkthis out, check this out, get a
little background where thezodiacs came about and whatnot.
Okay, so this is the WesternZodiac with its 12 signs, has

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the history rooted in ancientMesopotamian astronomy and was
later refined by the Greeks andRomans.
While evidence suggests earlyhumans observed constellations,
the formal system of the zodiacemerged in ancient Mesopotamia
and was then incorporated intoGreek and Roman astrology
Astrology.
I feel like I read that twice,but all right.

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The Babylonians around 1500 BCdivided the zodiac into 12 equal
signs, which were later adoptedby the Greeks.
This should go way back.
Yeah, this ain't go way back.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Yeah, it goes way back, this ain't go way, way
back, all right.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
The Greeks, built upon Babylonian traditions,
created a list of 48constellations, including the 12
signs of the Babylonian zodiac.
The astronomer Ptolemy, in hiswork Tretabilus sound like that
cocodrilo thing?
Codified the idea of the twosuns, each spanning 30 degrees

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in the sun's movement throughthem.
Over the year, this work becamea cornerstone of the Western
astrology.
The Romans adopted theHellenistic zodiac and its
astrological interpretations.
Over time, the zodiacaldivisions have shifted slightly
from the constellations thatwere named after due to Earth's

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axial precessions.
Other cultures, such as theMayans and Chinese, also
developed their own zodiacsystems.
Such as the Mayans and Chinesealso developed their own zodiac
systems.
The Mayan calendar had a260-day cycle used for
divinatory purposes, and theytracked the movement of Venus
and other planets.
The Chinese zodiac associateseach year with the animal sign
in a 12-year cycle.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Bro, I forgot about the zodiac signs for the Chinese
, bro, that's.
Oh my goodness, I completelyforgot about it.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
There, that's for another episode, the Chinese
only Because that one goes deeptoo, Because this is just like
the Western and it says it'sjust the Western, this is just
like the Western one.
They over here playing and theythink it's playing time.
Ain't no playing time right now.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
They not being professional, they not being
professional.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Y'all pay about to get doctored.
Uh, all right, so all right.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
So I'm gonna start off with aries all right, okay,
I think we did the same path.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Okay, okay, yeah I just went off what they had on
online like.
I think it's the the way it'sset up in the calendar you have
it like they're like what's yournext one?
Then my next one is taurus andthen gemini okay, yeah, we got
it, okay okay all right.
So aries, march 21 to april 19.

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Known for being bold,competitive and passionate,
aries is the first birth sign inthe zodiac, so these signs
enjoy being number one.
They are considered the mostactive sign, is astrology.
Likewise, they are competitive,ambitious, driven into most
challenging situations and takeover leadership roles.
Even they show the ability tocomplete any task at once.
They have the habit of seekingto be first, no matter what, in

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every phase of life, either workor social life.
However, these fire signs areimpatient, impulsive, moody and
bold.
So the element for it is fire,the ruling planet for it is Mars
, and the zodiac symbol is a ramfor Aries.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
I also saw a couple other things about the Aries or
whatever.
According to the notes,according to the notes, you know
it says they're addicted toadrenaline.
Okay, like fights, sports oreven dramatic relationships.
To the notes, according to thenotes.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
You know it says they're addicted to adrenaline.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Okay, fights sports or even dramatic relationships,
known for the act first thinklater type of deal okay okay
this is they're quick to quickto anger, but quick to forgive
okay, okay, starts many thingsrarely finishes unless
challenged, but that's like thecompetitive side that you was
talking about.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Yeah, that's what they say for all the areas out
there.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Don't come at me, look at yourself before, before
you come up to me with all thetorches and everything for any
born, anybody born march 1st21st to the april 19th, stop,
stop before you walk out thatdoor, look at yourself and be
like you know what reverence isright before you point figure
this three point back at you soold school shit right, there all

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right what you got for the nextone, bro, or you're gonna give
them their go ahead and givethem their horoscope.
Okay, I can give them, becausewe'll do each one and then go
ahead and just give them theirhoroscope give a second, give a
second then I'll give you alittle fun facts about them when
we finish.
I did a little um, a littlesilly thing.
I did like the total victimsfrom like not total, but like a

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general consistence of likevictims from serial killers of
zodiacs okay, so like which,which zodiac sign had the most
victims?
Okay, and the results maysurprise you.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
All right, all right all right, so today, so may 24th
, so a week ago, for y'all ohyeah, a week ago for y'all.
So minor ailments may awaken anew determination to improve
your health.
You feel especially energetictoday, aries, so you may go to

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the gym.
Just don't overdo it.
You might also be consideringseveral changes you'd like to
make in your home or workplace.
Give it a careful thoughtbefore moving ahead.
That one's for free.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
That one's for free.
The second one, the next one's$14.99.
$14.99.
Sounds like really All right, Igot you a next one, bro.
Taurus the sensualist.
From april 20th to may 20 thesymbol bull strong, stubborn but
grounded.
The element is earth, the planetis venus.

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Pleasure and beauty.
Um.
Their core traits is they'restable, stubborn, sensual,
materialistic, but loyal.
Some of their habits andbehavior consists of them, like
loves, routine and consistency.
Uh, hates sudden change,indulges in good food, cozy
clothes and expensive tastes,sleeps a lot or lounges to

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recharge, can bin watch or doomscroll for hours.
I'm a little Taurus, oh, you'rea Taurus.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
No, I'm not a Taurus.
Oh, just a little bit, just alittle bit, a little bit A
little bit.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
It says they're known for hoarding money or luxury
items, but claiming they'reminimalist, Fuck.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
I wish.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Holding grudges forever, but being loyal to
their people to the end.
Okay, okay.
So little little fun fact manywhite-collar criminals are
tourists greedy, calculated andpatient okay, it makes sense.
Okay, it makes sense it makessense okay so a little wild
trait, often has a secret stash,whether snacks, cash or
emotional memorabilia okay okay,is this?

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True, y'all chat, is this true?

Speaker 1 (30:22):
I got a little stash too, but taurus says is this
true?

Speaker 2 (30:25):
you got any uh crazy facts about the tours, or?

Speaker 1 (30:27):
anything, uh, not crazy facts, uh, um, no, really
really anything.
You say really, because mine'sa little bit more uh like, more
general type, like you basicallycover everything, but I don't
have no fun facts for the uh uh,for the, the horoscopes, but I
can give you the-.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Go ahead, what they call the people that read the
horoscopes.
They got a certain name for itdon't they Like the dude from
Like them.
Was it Telemundo?

Speaker 1 (30:55):
or something.
Yeah, walter Was it Walter.
Yeah, walter, walter MercadoWas it.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Uh-huh, Motherfucker had the whole drip on bro.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Hey, I ain't gonna lie, I don't know.
My mom used to watch it becauseof that, but the motherfucker
always was on TV, bro, justflashing all his wealth on me
bro.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Right Flashing all the wealth Motherfucker had.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
That all that jewelry Right.
All that jewelry All right.
Check this out.
The desire to bring importantpersonal projects to a close
might have folk, might have youfocusing a lot of energy on them
.
Tars you might need to runseveral errands before you can
finish.
Your energy is high, soconsider playing some sports or

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getting a good workout at thegym.
Push yourself, but not beyondyour limits.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
No pain, no gain damn , no pain, no gain.
Tars has locked the fuck in yougot it, just you got this year
lock in, really you know, if youcan't afford smelling salt,
sometimes you just need to go inyour dirty clothes, get your
stinkiest underwear and justlock the fuck hold the fuck up
before you hit that pr just whatthe fuck is reverence talking

(32:03):
about catch me.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Catch me walking around the gym with my underwear
on my face, like a luchadormask.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Be looking like Mexican OD that PR going to go
crazy, though Ain't no way hebenching 300.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
I'll pass out.
Pass out before I get to thebench press.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Shit got the dookie mark.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Take it off of him, it's consuming him, it's stuck
on him, turns into a wholesymbiote mask.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Go ahead.
What's the next one, gemini?

Speaker 1 (32:35):
May 21st to June 20th .
Versatile, communicative andcurious.
The sign is playful and curiousIn terms of love.
They are called players of thezodiac.
They keep the option open untilthey find the one.
As twin stars, they possess thecapability to handle the work
of two people at once.

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They love being busy with workwhile handling various projects
together.
However, these signs get easilybored, so they enjoy the
different friend circle and loveto wander between social
networks.
The element for this is air,the ruling planet is Mercury and
the zodiac symbol are twins ortwin twin.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
You said which one was that one?

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Gemini.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
My girlfriend's a Gemini.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Oh, she's a Gemini.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Let me give you a little fun fact about the Gemini
.
Just a little fun fact.
A little fun fact.
They said they're known forbeing two-faced, lying.
No, no, no, that's what my notesaid.
Hey, y'all can't get mad at me,is the notes Y'all really going

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to get?
Hey, hey, facts over feelingsY'all really going to get?
Hey, hey, facts over feelings,facts over feelings.
Now Y'all tune in.
I mean, lock in with me now,stick with me.
Everybody's going to do alittle self-reflection at the
end of this episode.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Even myself, kk, not me.
Why did I?

Speaker 2 (34:00):
say that.
Why do I got to?
Why did I say that?
Why?
Why do I gotta be out here?
And it's cold, why is my dogsting?
Damn, this food really is good.
I don't see why he's eating.
You know simple things thatwe're gonna be reflecting on.
But you know we'll get therewhen we get there, y'all.
But um, no, but for real, mynotes say they're known for
being two-faced, unpredictableor charming manipulators.

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Oh shit, they're known forhaving a split personality, if
you will, because they vibe oneminute you know they're being
nice and sweet, and the nextminute they just being a little
silly.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Low.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
You know one minute you in the bed with them.
You know chilling andeverything.
Next thing you know like awhole Snapchat thing.
You know one minute you insidewhole being uh, being a cupcake
phase.
Next minute you just have likea bat that smash your back
window and you're you're hittinglike 50 down the road it's all
happened to us, right guys,y'all know what I'm talking

(34:54):
about.
The little dark fact about itis multiple cult leaders and
cart con artists like elizabethholmes were gemini's oh shit but
uh, another thing is they'reknown for being addicted to
gossip memes or drama memes,memes, memes.

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Stick with the time, stick withthe time.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Y'all gotta relate, you gotta you gotta figure out
how to relate with the hold up.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
You know I was really missing out on this wonderful
culture.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
But yayo had shown me the way back in back in my day
I had to put reverence on.
Uh, you still use it right.
Uh, you still use it right.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
I funny uh yeah, yeah , you still use it whenever I
need to get some news about theworld.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
I get on that right I funny, has all the news really
all the important ones reallybut that's pretty much it, okay,
that's all I got.
That was uh gemini.
No, no, uh, yeah, that was,that was.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Yeah, I'm gonna do cancer next?
All right, so cancer from june21st to july 22nd, also known as
the protector, the symbol isthe crab hard exterior but soft
inside.
Your element is water.
Your planet is moon, whichsignifies emotions, or mother

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arch, type um.
Core traits you're nurturingyou're moody, clinging,
protective and nostalgic okay,okay on the habits and behaviors
.
Eats emotionally or bakes whenstressed okay.
Obsessed with homesteadics andcozy spaces, may use guilt or

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passive aggressiveness tomanipulate I was about to say I
need me a little cancer.
Till you got to that part becareful on which one you're
asking for all right carriesemotional baggage for years oh
fuck oh fuck really that thatreally do be the good huzzas
right there the one that hasdaddy issues but has been

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carrying the daddy issues forover years cut, never mind yeah
yeah well, have a yipe that'ssome interesting fun facts but,
um, you know, they're known foroverreacting the tiny slights
and then withdrawing into ashell I might be, uh, I might be

(37:18):
a little cancer.
I'm a little bit of everything.
A little bit of everythingreally shit they're known known
for creating imaginary scenariosand hurting themselves with.
Yeah, I'm a fucking cancer dog.
My zodiac sign rolled this shitsound like me.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
I sound like each one of these.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
I got daddy issues.
That's how you shit really.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
I really do carry emotional baggage.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
I really do eat emotionally yo hold up tight
shit really, I'm really must bea cancer.
Then huh really, yo damn overhere, reflect.
Like I said, we're all gonna bereflecting at the end of this
episode we're all going to bereflecting.
We're all going to see whattrue Zodiac sign we is.
All right, a little fun factStatistically linked to the

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highest number of serial killers.
Oh, statistically.
Now we're not saying justbecause you're a cancer doesn't
mean that you murderer, yeah,you murderer, you murder, you
fucking assassin.
You're such an awful human being, why are you?
Stop killing people Leave themalone, you're hurting them.
You're hurting them, butaccording to statistics, you

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know facts over feelings.
Know Facts over feelings.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Right Facts over feelings.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
For real, for example , I think, jeffrey Dahmer.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Was a cancer.
Oh, he was a cancer.
I want to say he was.
I'm not too sure.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Y'all fact check me and if I'm wrong, I'm going to
Go back into my shell and nottalk to y'all.
I'm not going to upload On.
Tiktok for three weeks again.
I'm going to go back into myshell and not talk to y'all.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
I'm not going to upload on TikTok for three weeks
again.
I'm going to start.
I'm going to create a fakescenario in my head.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Another quick trait Many horrid childhood mementos
were obsessed over the one thatgot away.
The one that got away.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
The one that got away .

Speaker 2 (39:25):
It was the year you know the type shit when you're
in the shower and you're justlike Letting the water fall over
you.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
I'm not crying.
It's raining.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
What a terrible, what a terrible day for rain,
alright what you got young,alright, let me give you.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
We forgot to do the Gemini horoscope.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Oh shit, that's right , I'm gonna give you the Gemini
and I'm me give you.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
we forgot to do the Gemini horoscope.
Oh shit, I'm going to give youthe Gemini and I'm going to give
you the cancer horoscope right,quick.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
I need to get this fucking cable figured out.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
The desire for independence may have some
family members thinking aboutbreaking out of their own.
Others could decide to makesome extra money for their own
projects.
Your house could be busy today.
If you're in it at all, don'tbe surprised if everyone spends
most of the day somewhere else.
Okay, that what they say.

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Uh, cancer.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Now hold on my phone.
Sometimes you do need thathoroscope that just gives you a
little, you know, just like afiller, filler horoscope really,
that really don't signify thatmuch with you, because last
thing you need is for ahoroscope to tell me yeah,
you're going to lose your dog,you're going to lose your house,
you're going to lose your keyslet me tell you what you do.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
You meet a shawty, ask her what's her sign?
Go to a horoscope, read it.
You feel me, and then you justyou go bang stop acting like
that.
Your horoscope say this wasgoing to be you, or just you
know it might say they need somemore love.
That day, you know you givethem some more.
You feel me.
You got to stay one step ahead,guys.

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One step ahead, because thesefemales be two steps ahead of us
, that's free game, right thereFree game.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Next one $14.99.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
We really going to be writing a book soon for y'all.
Yo hey, all right.
So this is the one for uh,cancer, um, your mind especially
acute today, cancer.
You may come up with ideas fornew projects.
You're feeling especiallymotivated and courageous.
Don't be surprised if you tryto achieve the impossible.
Friends or groups could play astrong role in whatever you try.
Move ahead cautiously, but moveahead.
Don't let the day's advantagespass you by.

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That one went hard.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
That one was pretty good.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
That's it for that one.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Go ahead, bro, tell us the next horse car.
All right, bro, I got you, Imean.
Zodiac sign.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Leo July 23, 23rd to august 22nd.
So confident, charismatic andgenerous leo has a heart of gold
.
This sign is acknowledged forfor their natural leadership
skills as they seek to solvechallenging problems.
Individuals with this sign areambitious.
Ambitious and good leaders,with creative and artistic

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thinking.
They are confident and whenthey set their minds on anything
, they can achieve it.
Also, they are funny andoutgoing and like to enjoy their
life.
On the other hand, leos arebossy, competitive and
overdramatic.
The element is fire, rulingplanet is sun and the zodiac
symbol is a lion fun facts aboutthe leo.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Real quick, little quick fun facts.
Y'all thought I was gonna dogon everybody, but the leos, come
on, I got a little bit of smokefor everybody.
Now I said I'm really.
I told y'all we're gonna bereflecting on each other after
the end of this episode.
Like yayo said, you know theirselfless, they have lots of love
, for I mean, uh, they alwaysneed to.
Uh, what'd you say?

Speaker 1 (42:42):
uh, hold on, I got you, I got you.
They need uh, confident,charismatic and generous.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
There you go, you know that's what it was being
charismatic or confident inthemselves.
But they're also wanting thecenter stage okay that's what.
That's what the notes say.
That's what the notes say.
And if you're arguing with methere, you go still in the stage
again.
You, leo, you acting likehere's all the eggs, you know,
stick with me, stick with me.

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Now they're defensive abouttheir image.
Don't critique their hair orclothes.
Oh, that shit.
The fit.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
The fit is fitting my boy the fit is fitting, that'll
go again.
You see a shawty.
You know she pissing you off.
You know she a leo.
That's your hair fucked up.
Walk away, low-key.
You do gotta throw a little bitof insult.
You know she pissing you off.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
You know she a leo, that's your hair fucked up, walk
away, low key.
You do gotta throw a little bitof insult.
You know you can't.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
You can't gas them up .
You can't gas them up too muchyou gotta be like you gotta lock
them.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Like you know the fit's not it today, but you know
the looks make up for it, typeshit.
You gotta slap them with theback and then come back with a
kiss, type shit okay, okay, yourfit, not it, but your makeup,
your makeup on point um, allright.
So a little fun fact about himas well.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Some some famous narcissist and direct directors
whoa whoa, whoa whoa I didn'tknow I was a leo we're all a
little bit of everything, Iguess all right, so wall trade,
secretly jealous of othersuccess, even if they pretend to

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support so that's why I feellike that all right, so that go
ahead and let them get theirhorse coat.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Then let them know, let them know all right.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Uh, strong intuition concerning ways to generate
extra income might pop into yourhead all day.
Some of them may seem off thewall, but don't let that stop
you.
Look into the possibilities.
They might not be thatoutrageous.
This is definitely a day tomove your interest forward, leo.
You have the energy andmotivation to do wonders.

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Make the most of today.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
Make the most of the day.
Get off the couch, go ahead, godo something.
Go do something, cut the grass.
Cut the grass, go dance, go dosomething.
Right, all right.
This one's Virgo, from August23rd to September 22ndnd, also
known as the analyst, oh, theirsymbol virgin.

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Wait a minute, what you mean?
Purity and perfection.
The element is earth, theirplanet, mercury, logic, detail,
their core traits, theircritical, perfectionist, helpful
shy and intelligent theirhabits and sorry, my mind went

(45:31):
blank.
Oh, my whole operating systemjust powered down right there
microsleep really just bekicking in sometimes that
microsleep gets you when you'renot expecting it.
My brain said hold on realquick beep, all right, I'm good,
all right.
Habits and behaviors organizeapps, books, drawers.
Then redoes them damn, I can'ttalk.

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Complains about things in theirhead a hundred times before
saying it once.
Diagnoses themselves andeveryone else with obscure
conditions obsessed with pick,obsessed with fixing people and
systems, known for overthinkingto the point of mental paralysis
, paralysis, paralysis,paralysis.

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Put it on the shirt.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Yeah, I'll be hitting that sleep paralysis, my demon
paralysis, paralysis beginningme at night, that paralysis that
he gonna be in that Leo'sshowing that.
Leo, really is showing on youhe trying to show out y'all who
gaslighting me.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
I'm just a cancer.
Let me get back in my shell.
I ain't gonna talk, alright, sothey're?
They're like giving advice noone asked for because they just
want to help.
Type shit really.
Type shit really.
Everybody probably like yougotta get your life together a
little, bro, that's for yourhelp.
Man, you really gotta lock intwin.

(46:59):
Um.
While least likely to beviolent criminals, they're often
master planners and crimesthought you're gonna say
masturbator.
That too maybe you know,because they plotting they
thinking they're saying what'sgonna be the most efficient way
to to goon right now okay, okaycould be secretly into weird

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fetishes or taboos.
despite a prim persona, you knowthey're going to be like all
professional and everythingbehind closed doors.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Fifty Shades of Grey.
I was about to say whole uh sex, uh sex dungeon.
Oh, what's that?
What's that?
What's that Actor?

Speaker 2 (47:35):
uh, psycho, american psycho, oh Go ahead and let them
know their host group All right, virgo, right Mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
All right Group activities or projects you're
working on with friends canprove inspiring.
Today, your enthusiasm is high,virgo.
This is your energy, so you'relikely to want to channel your
personal power into whatevergoals you have Today.
You have the courage to focuson matters that others wouldn't
even attempt.
Move forward with caution, butgo to it.

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All of these is like get up anddo something Low key.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Low key.
That's all you need in here.
Like we said, y'all just got tolock in For real.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
I'm trying to tell y'all.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
I've been trying to tell y'all For real, for real.
If I'm telling you for real,for real, you gotta lock in.
I feel like I'm sagging too low, all right.
Yeah, I'm pretty good on thecamera, I think.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Yeah, all right go ahead and tell them the next one
yeah, um, libra, right, yeah,libra.
From september 23rd to october22nd harmonious, diplomatic and
fair-minded libras are likable,charming and the social
butterflies of astrology.
They see the good in everythingand they have good social
skills.
This sign person enjoys beingwith people and loves to have a

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wide network of friends.
They have an active sense ofhumor and are eager about the
topics that shift their interest.
They pride themselves on beingfair-minded and you can see them
walking into the fight andworking it out between them, as
they are peace-oriented peopleOverall.
This sign has great taste andthey relish the beautiful things

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in life the elements, airruling, planet Venus, so they
resemble scales.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
That's it for that one.
I got you right here.
Got you right here with alittle fun fact Y'all ain't
worth shit, y'all ain't.
I'm just joking.
I'm just joking y'all, I'm justplaying.
I'm just playing.
Chill, chill, chill, chill, putme down, put me down.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Put me down, put me down.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
They multiple people at once or always being in a
relationship.
You might be a libra umghosting when things get
emotionally intense.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's mostdefinitely me.
That sound like jeroney.
What is?
What is jeroney?

Speaker 1 (50:01):
uh, he is, what is it uh?

Speaker 2 (50:04):
libra is september 23rd to october 22nd.
Where's march?
I need march.
That man, a whole, ghostedright there.
No disrespect, my boy, jeroen,but that man could ghost you
instantly, march no, I need uh.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Oh, it's towards the end.
Why is my shit?
We haven't got to his yetbecause you know his he's in
march 19.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Yeah, we haven't got to him yet all right, let me
give you another couple fun, funfacts.
Many cheaters and double lifersare libras due to their people
pleasing dual team oh, all thefemales listen to this episode.
I knew it.
I knew that.
Two-timers, son of a I knew it.
I knew that too.
Thomas Sunderbork, I knew it.
I just needed to listen toCosmic Cove every weekend.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
And that's why we tell y'all, tap in, y'all got to
tap in.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
For all the people that are about to get smacked,
all the males about to getsmacked I don't condone the
other one, but for all the menabout to get backhanded.
My fault, g.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
you should have told her not to tune into this
episode you should have reallyyou should have listened to this
on your call by yourself but uh, they will also.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Will forgive toxic people for aesthetic or romantic
reasons, shit, huh shit I mightbe out of the evening, all
right.
That's all the fun facts I hadfor you.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
All right, that's Libra.
No, yeah, right.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Libra, yeah, libra.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Sorry, excuse me.
A surge of inner power andintuition could have you
thinking about embracing anunusual profession.
Your desire for independence isstrong now, libra, libra, so
you might be thinking aboutworking on your own, perhaps in
an artistic field or a serviceprofession.
You have the power to dowonders today.
Be practical and move forwardwith caution, but follow your

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heart.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Hmm, that d, that d, right there I like that one all
right, everybody knows this,sign everybody let me see this
sign.
Everybody.
Let me see this sign is likeprobably the most hated sign.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Let me see what this piece of shit sign Go ahead.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Do you want to do this one?
Yeah, let me do this one.
Go ahead, got it.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
October 23rd to November 21.
You know what I'm sayingPassionate, intense and
resourceful Okay, okay, scorpiosare passionate, intense and
resourceful.
Okay, okay, scorpios arepassionate, committed and
sensitive in nature.
This sign level of dedicationis unmatched by any other zodiac
sign in astrology.
When Scorpios set their mind tosomething, nothing can stop

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them from achieving it.
If they consider anythingimportant, they investigate
deeply to find the truth, asthey are fact lovers.
They have a strong personalityand they see right through
people.
Besides, they never open upabout their feelings and cannot
forgive someone easily.
Their love inside comes outwhen they feel comfortable, but
they take time to cope with newpeople and situations.

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Element water ruling planetMars.
Zodiac symbol scorpion.
This is actually.
This is funny, this is for mymom.
Oh, for real, this is my mom's.
Symbol scorpion.
This is actually.
This is funny, this is for mymom.
Oh, for real, this is my mom's.
Yeah, this is my mom's oh is itI just remember how we threw.
I was like, wait a minute, waita minute, there's somebody else.
There was somebody else thathad this sign alright little fun

(53:20):
.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Fact, they're known for being the sexiest and most
feared sign in the zodiac umyeah sign.
I guess they're known forkeeping secrets, even from
themselves.
So many famous criminals andmasterminds were scorpios like
charles manson.
Okay, okay, they may in into,intuitionably know things.

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Their gut instincts are uncanny.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Intuitively, intuitively yeah, their
intuition pretty much knows liketheir gut feeling some point
yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
My fault.
Yeah, I can't.
I really can't speak today.
My paralysis really be takingover sometimes.
You know my brain be microsleeping all the time and it's
just.
You know just the way ithappens sometimes.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
It be like that really.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
All right, next one, Sagittarius.
Oh wait.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Oh, let me read the horoscope.
The horoscope Okay.
Today, oh damn.
Today, my channel one finalpowerful burst of energy into
completing a goal that means agreat deal to you.
Your courage and determinationare high and you have the
ability to accomplish a lot ofthis time.
Scorpio, if you've beenconsidering projects that others

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think are impossible, this isthe day to act.
Move forward with caution, butgo for the gold.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Go for the money, get to the bag Really, that's all
you gotta do Real shit, realshit.
Alright Sagittarius, november22nd to the december 21st, known
as the explorer.
All right, your symbol is thearcher.
Freedom, knowledge, knowledge,no you know what's better than
these ferraris in my garage?
Knowledge all right.

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Their element is fire.
Their planet is jupiter, growthand luck.
Their core traits is theirhonest, adventurous, blunt,
philosophical and restlesshabits and behaviors.
Books, last minute flights orroad trips to nowhere damn I was
about to say you know,sometimes when you wake up two

(55:30):
o'clock in the middle of thenight you're like you know what,
let me go get some.
Let me go get some cookout, letme go get some something from
sheets.
Real quick, I gotta, I gotta go.
Who really like me?
All right, uh, they're alsoknown for blurting out rude
things without realizing they'rehurtful.
They uh jump jobs, hobbies andrelationship like like it's

(55:51):
nothing okay, jump around.
They're obsessed withspirituality or conspiracies.
Dang okay, we're sagittarius's.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
They're known for being commit commitment phobes
who ghost because vibes changedokay they're known for preaching
truth but not practicing typeshit really you hear me tell
y'all, just heard theinspiration I just gave y'all
they're known for so manyscammers and co-influencers use

(56:22):
Sagittarius-style charisma.
Oh, okay, what that mean.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
That just mean that they Sagittarius charismatic, I
guess.
Oh, okay, okay, I guess whatthe facts are saying, right, so
they can talk their way out ofanything, even jail time, even
jail time Allegedly Holy shit.
Okay, Sagittarius, is this true?
Okay, all my little stegosaurs,we got let's see is was OJ

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Simpson a Sagittarius?
The glove don't fit your honorwith another glove the glove
doesn't fit.
If the glove doesn't fit, thecase must acquit could have said
it was better myself.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Oh, my fault, bro.
Go ahead All right.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
So you know, sometimes we just like to stare
at each other, All right.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Oh silly goose.
Determination to advance careerand money matters today.
If you've been thinking aboutstriking out on your own,
sagittarius, this is the day tostart.
Some in-depth research might berequired.
Your need for independence andcareer matters is high, as well
as the courage to go for whatyou want.
Use caution and discretion, butmove ahead anyway.

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Don't let the day's advantagespass you by.
Pretty good, pretty good.
I like that one.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Go ahead, y'all, give it to them straight.
Y'all already know what this is.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
All right, so this is for the capricorn, all right it
.
It said right here.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
It said right here yeah, clap it up, y'all clap,
let's go.
Let's go chat, let's go.
You know you gotta, you gottatake your dubs, you gotta take
every win you can.
You know they they're alwaystrying to one-up us, they're
always trying to doubt us, youknow, but it is what it is at
the end of the day.
You know, it's all about whatmore, what more accolades you

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have than the other band.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
You know like rick satchez once said no, all right,
I can't think of those, I can'tthink of the exact one I'll
blank.
Now I'll blank.
All right, take them out, justimagine.
Okay.
So Capricorn, december 22nd toJanuary 19th Ah, ah, tight shit,

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tight, shit, tight shit.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Ah, take us out, take us out, take us out.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
And one, and one.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Ambitious Discipline and responsible.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
And gay and gay.
It's not even that funny.
Y'all laugh a little too.
Eight inches tall.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
I guess I'm not a Capricorn.
So the focus sign of the Zodiac,capricricorn, acknowledged for
their hard work and dedication.
Hey, people with this sign,master at reaching big goals
through small but successfulsteps.
They tend to be dedicated tosomething net worthy, noteworthy

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for people whether they sharetheir goals or not.
They also know to shut outunder under undeserved
distractions.
Meanwhile, they love to spendtime in nature and refresh in
peaceful settings.
They are loyal to their friendsand know how to build a
lifestyle that suits them.
Element earth.
Ruling planet saturn uh.

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Zodiac symbol seagull.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Seagull, I'm about to , I'm about to.
Oh, that glazing was crazyright there, he wasn't even
pulling from his nose.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Low key, low key.
Look, there's nothing here.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
He looked me in the eyes.
We made direct eye contactwhile he said everything Bar for
bar.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Yo, this shit crazy, this shit crazy, I ain't gonna
lie, I ain't gonna lie.
This, this shit crazy, thisshit crazy, I ain't gonna lie, I
ain't gonna lie.
This hits every bar.
Yo, it takes up every bar Barfor a bar.
Damn ass Yo.
This shit is crazy.
The first one was the main one.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Like I said, stack your accolades.
You got to get the accolades.
There's levels to this.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Let me read you oh, do you have any fallbacks?

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
I can talk about it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
They're good kissers.
They're good cuddlers.
They like to tickle feet.
They're real ticklish.
All right Known for outworkingeveryone, even at the cost of
happiness.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Tight shit, tight shit, tight shit.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
They treat emotions like weaknesses.
Okay, overrepresented amongtyrants and business moguls.
Some Capricorns enjoy darkhumor or mean memes more than
they let.
On Mean memes, mean memes, meanmemes, mean, like er Memes,

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memes, okay, okay, more thanthey let on mean memes, mean
mean memes mean like memes,memes, okay, okay, I guess kind
of like edgy memes, like what wesay to each other basically huh
, huh, don't, please, hackers,don't release these don't
release the chat logs.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Send it, I'm afraid of nothing.
Good luck, I use whatsapp.
Good luck trying to find me.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
Fuck boy wasabi clutch with that shit.
I ain't gonna lie Nothing.
Good luck I use WhatsApp.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Good luck trying to find me fuck boy Wasabi clutch
with that shit.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
I ain't even going to lie what that post say If your
man come back from Mexico withthe WhatsApp, you go ahead and
let him go.
That man done started a wholenother family.
No, it's another one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Tell me you cheated without telling me you cheated.
It's like what?
It's just a WhatsApp, bro.
Look, listen, listen.
Sometimes you just need that,all right, so you made a sign.
Okay, take this out.
This is for you.
This is for you.
I will read it to you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
What's my heart score for today?
You?

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
made a read it to you like what's my heart score for
today?
Like Walter Mercado, you maydesire freedom.
Today, capricorn, projectsinvolving partnerships could get
a strong push forward becauseyou're feeling specially
motivated to get things done.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
I am.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Your partners could be inspired to get the ball
rolling and all of oh yeah, ballrolling and all of you may feel
courageous enough to travelimpossible.
Don't confuse courage withfoolhardiness caution.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Caution is always called for in tricky situations
maybe I shouldn't have releasedthose tiktoks today, maybe I
really shouldn't have, becausewe started talking about star
wars and you know on theinternet, you know they got them
, them neckbeards, don't playabout, they Star.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Wars.
They really don't.
They really don't, such as us,you know.
Tight shit, tight shit.
Y'all see it, y'all see it,y'all see it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Patchy, you see these money chops.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Stop playing with me.
All right, let's see Two more,two more two more.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Go ahead, go ahead, bro.
Give, give the best one outthere, bro.
Oh, this is what you is.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Right here, bro, go ahead, clap it up.
Clap it up.
You glaze me, I'll glaze you.
Go ahead Clap it up one timeTurbulence, jesus Christ.
Y'all know what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Y'all already know what it is the best one, the
best one, the second best one,the second gay, super gay.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
Gay lord, no, I'm just joking.
You know the Aquarius, you knowwhat it is.
Shout out to the man.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
He glazed me.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
Let me show him how good I can With no split.
No split With the split, withthe split, no spit who said with
the split with the split.
No spit with the split, allright symbol, the water bearer,
life bringer, innovator elementis air planet innovator uranus.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Hey, I don't write catch me in ur anus chaos, but
invention.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
All right, their core traits, they're they're centric
, intellectual, rebellious, butvisionary yeah, we're not wrong
with that one all right, allright.
Habits and behaviors saysshocking things.

(01:04:32):
Really be saying someout-of-pocket shit for no reason
, just for the last not eveny'all's last my own laugh.
Forgets birthdays, butremembers obscure facts.
Types Type shit Really, yo.
What the fuck?
Who said?
Who know me?
Might ghost.

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During emotional moments,feelings make them itch, type
shit, type shit.
Often has weird fashion tattoosor collections.
Oh, not those the ones in yourbedroom.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Oh, you're talking about the ones with the social
cup, the glass ones.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
All right.
Oh, you're talking about theones with the sushi cup, the
glass ones.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Alright, known for being ahead of their time.
Really, y'all heard it Really.
A trendsetter, ahead of theirtime.
Y'all heard it Really.
But hard to pin downemotionally.
How do you say it?
How do they say it in Spanish?
The one that the women want butthey can't have.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Like a taquera.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Something like that.
I don't really want to speakthat I really um what else?
Playing devil's advocate inevery argument?
Look, you know what that?

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
means right, uh, like , like that was advocate, like
I'm like, I'm making my rightsuh-huh.
Well, yeah, essentially makingmy well, my wrongs, I'm oh you
tell me kind of sort of like Isee my wrongs.
That's correct.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
That's like something like that right like then we
looking like um let's say we cancatch his air real quick.
Y'all chat.
Let us know.
What does that devil advocate?

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
look at it right there, it just means like you
could disagree with someone andbe on the complete opposite oh,
okay hold on, I got you go ahead, because I'm talking on my ass
right now a person who expressesa continuous opinion in order
to provoke debate or test thestrength of the post there you

(01:06:35):
go, rage baiter hey look, I lovedoing that there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
That's right, because they they always go, opposite
of what other people say, justto get them to riled up and
pretty much whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Especially with the husband.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
I love doing that shit with the husband, but they
do be having good points, thoughyou know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
It's because I'm always right.
Oh shit, they're always fuckingwrong.

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
You heard it here first.
All right, little fun fact.
They're known for many radicalleaders, hackers.
Radical leaders, hackers andvisionaries.
Hacker man anonymous is thisyou they're known for?
Most likely to live off grid orform a weird community or
commune.
Form a weird commune like gosomewhere weirdly no, like uh,

(01:07:22):
wait, yeah, I think that that iswhat they mean horseback riding
.
Horseback riding to town agroup of people living together.
Okay, okay, who got a wholenaked ranch?

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
look, if y'all see some people in the middle of the
forest, butt-ass naked, mindyour business mind your business
unless you're gonna pay that 14a dollar extra for every inch
past five.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Tight, shit tight shit, all right what you got for
your horoscope.
Oh that's right, that's right,who forgot their own horoscope?

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Let's see, let me see .
Let me see.
You may have been working onprojects that make you feel good
over the past few weeks,aquarius, particularly projects
that relate to attaining moreindependence in your career.
In the process, you probablydeveloped some new skills and
now feel confident enough to usethem.
Today's one last breath ofdetermination and inner power to

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complete the process and reachthe goals you want.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
Reflect on it.
Let it soak in real quick, okay.
All right, I got to go to work.
You know what?
I should have went to go putthat second stain on.
I should have went to put thesecond coat on.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
I really should have gone.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
All right, what you got, bro?
Last one Last one guys Last one.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
This is, this is ruining, so I'm mistaken.
Oh drew the the prices.
Oh, Geronimo, and Pisces,Pisces, Pisces.
This is from February 19th toMarch 20th Dreamy, compassionate
and intuitive.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
Compassionate, compassionate.
Papa knows how to love.
Type shit, little Wayne, how tolove.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Pisces are very creative and imaginative person
with a good sense of humor.
They are a bit psychic and yes,psychic and are caring for
others at the extreme.
Furthermore, they are verythoughtful, warm-hearted and
love to help people in contrastand neglect their own needs.
Yep, this is not drudy.
This is not him.
Yeah, y'all lie, this is nothim.

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His element is water, rulingplanet, neptune and zodiac
symbol, fish, my boy fish,really out here in the big sea.
All right, that, that's, that'sall I have.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
Okay, I got you right here a little fun fact about
the.
Uh fuck, what was it?
Pisces, pisces.
So they're known for beingpsychic sponges who absorb
everyone's emotions okay they'reknown for self-sabotaging when
life gets too real.
I don't know about so all rightknown for uh well, pisces are

(01:10:00):
prone to addiction, cultthinking, and they might truly
believe in ghost spirits ordream visions.

Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
And may be right that's not him, that's not even
him, really damn.
So that visions it may be right, that's not him, that's not
even him, really Damn, that'snot even.
That's not him, that's not him,fuck it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
He just not a Pisces at all he might just be.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
He might be the first one Aries.
He might be the first one thatass.
He might be a Scorpio.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
All right, all right, a little fun.
Crazy facts about the zodiacsigns.
Real quick, real quick.
Just one, just one, just one.
Did you know there was actuallysupposed to be a 13?
Hold on, let's clip it.
Did you know, yayo, that therewas actually supposed to be a 13
zodiac sign?
13, whoa, all right, um, it wascalled the serpent bearer buter

(01:10:49):
, but it's used in siderealastrology, I think that's how
you say it, but it was omittedin Western tradition.
Okay, okay To preserve the 12signs.
It was called a.
How do you say it?
Afocus, Afocus.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Afocus.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Afocus, I think, like Africa with a K.
No, it's o-p-h-i-o-p-h-i.
Yeah, uh, how do you say it,africus?

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
so you got me afiocus , afiocus, afiocus, afiocus.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
What the fuck is that ?
Hold on, I'm about to look upvideo real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
Aphiocas, oh, aphiocas aphiocas, there you go,
oh that was my second.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
That was gonna be my second guess aphiocas was the 13
zodiac sign.
Okay, okay, they didn'timplement it in the western
zodiac symbol, okay, okay, thatwas just a little fun fact that
I had.
Oh, that and, and I'm gonnagive you a quick.
Uh, victims by zodiac sign okayso this is the most victims,
like it's gonna go from most toleast okay, gotcha, gotcha
victims well yeah, victims oflike serial killers or like

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killings or whatever okay ofcriminals, the number one.
Well, let me start from 12 upgo, go ahead, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
Okay, I'll start from the bottom.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Okay, starting from number 12 up 200, at 204 Taurus.
Okay, 204 Victor, this isn'tlike super accurate, this is
just like you know, just alittle chat, gbt gave me these.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
So it may be off by a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
All right, number 11 all right number 11 gemini y'all
keep dying out there.

Speaker 2 (01:12:38):
218 virgo number 10 269.
Like the last numbers, hate thethree digits.
Okay, okay, it number eightleo's at 351.
Number seven cancer at 404.
You know y'all, we're startingto, we're starting to get high,

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we're starting to get a littletoo high.
Number six aries at 411.
Total victim where the fuck I'mat Hold on it says you dead.
Number five Pisces 461.
Number four Libras 485.

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Number three Scorpios.
It should be number one.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
It should be number one.
They deserve it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
We're doing the world a favor, by eradicating um
number three scorpios at 537.
Damn, we up there.
Number two at 622 aquarius, ohit says here, you about to die.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
I ain't leaving the house again, I got 600%
mortality rate Number one.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
Capricorn.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
Fuck yeah you dead you a ghost 813 victims 813.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
God, we really just be locked in with ourselves and
motherfuckers really just behating so much bro.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
They for real.
They hate seeing that, theyhate seeing peace.
Motherfucker Really.

Speaker 2 (01:14:16):
They hate to see it.
Motherfuckers always want tocatch smoke with the person that
minds his business.
All right, I also had thisother one, let me see.
I took a screenshot of it, allright.
So this is another screenshotthat I saw on reddit somewhere.
I can't remember where I sawthat, but this is serial killers
by zodiac signs.
Okay, do you want to tell mewhich one is the least?

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
just take a quick guess serial killer is the least
one aquarius really uh-uh,you're like number five.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Damn Bunch of serial killers, damn, all right.
The serial killers by Zodiacsign.
The last one, well, the leastone, is Taurus at 27.
Gemini at 27.
Aries at 38.
Leos at 39.
You would think it's more.
Oh no, not Leo.
Sorry, my fault, my fault, myfault, my fault.

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Leo's at 39.
Virgo at 40.
Capricorn's at 42.
We really got it.
We really got to push numbers.
We're going for accolades here.
Come on, keep pushing thenumbers up.
You know we got it.
We got to really step it up.
Y'all Lock in, lock in, allright.
Next is Libra's at 44.
Y'all, lock in, lock in,alright.
Next is Libras at 44.
Then Aquarius at 44.

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Scorpios at 46.
Sagittarius at 46.
Pisces at 46.
And Cancer at 46.
Damn Type shit really.
But that's pretty much it, bro.
That's all the fun facts I hadabout that all right, let me
give the.

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
Did I give the final uh horoscope?

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
oh no I didn't write okay, okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
final one it's for you.
Journey surge of romanticpassion could move you to
rendezvous with the lover, nomatter what obstacles bar your
way.
Take care to notice what yourpartner wants.
Enterprises that you may havebeen pursuing with business
colleagues could take a giantstep forward, as both you and
your partners are feelingespecially strong and motivated.
Move forward with cautionPisces, but move forward.

(01:16:18):
They always say that, moveforward, you got to move, man,
you got to move yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
You know, sometimes you just got to stand up.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:16:33):
Put the other foot right in front of the other one.
Just keep that same, just keepgoing, just keep going really in
place.
All right, go ahead y'all.
I mean everybody, y'all knowwhat time it is.
It's time for that.
Good old whoops, it's time forthat fear.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
Is it all in your mind or could it be real welcome
to fear fact or fiction?

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
he's got my balls, or fiction, he's got my balls.
He lockjawed on my.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Lockjaw, Y'all don't lie baby.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
Tid, tid, tid tid.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
Alright, oh freak.
Who playing that card gamestill.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
I forgot, I still had it.
I could have been playing bymyself.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
Who got a whole different personalities.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
I just keep rotating around.
You know how you can write yourown questions, so the dick to
the person to your left.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Yeah, he done lost it .
He done lost it.
Now Don't make me make a game.
All right, Yaya.
What is this?
Fear Factor fiction subjectFunny.

Speaker 1 (01:17:41):
You asked Reverend.

Speaker 2 (01:17:42):
Oh shit.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
It's a really good one.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
I've been wanting to do this one for so long.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
I like it.
I love this.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
This, honestly, some of my favorite we might have to
come back to this right becausethere is so much low-key.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
All right, so check this out.
So we got the bec, or?

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
bek, oh yeah, my fault.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
No, no, you good.
No, because I seen it too.
I hadn't seen the.
I just want to make sure when Isent that.
So this is basically black eyechildren's or black eye kids.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
See, I didn't want to come off in any type of way, so
I just said children to keep itrespectful Really.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
Um, okay, so there are modern urban legend about
paranormal entities resemblingchildren with completely black
eyes.
Uh, the legends believed tohave originated from stories
shared online, particularly oneby Texas reporter Brian Beto in
1996, who described encounterswith such children.
In 1996, beto then reported inAvalon Texas, recounted oh sorry

(01:18:41):
, sorry.
In 1996, beto, then a reporterin Avalon Texas, recounted his
chilling experience in a privatecommunication with the small
group.
Brian Bethel met the black guychildren while paying his cable
bill in 1996 in Avalon Texas,after finishing a late shift at

(01:19:02):
the local newspaper.
He was sitting in his caroutside a strip mall writing a
check.
Suddenly the hair on the backof his neck stood up.
He noticed a group of teenagersstanding close to his car.
The teens asked for a ride totheir mother's house to get
money for tickets.
They wanted to catch a latenight showing at the mall's
movie theater.
But something struck Beto asodd.

(01:19:23):
The movie they wanted to seehad already started 45 minutes
ago, in fact, and the teenagerssounded much older than they
appeared to see.
Had already started 45 minutesago, in fact, and the teenagers
sounded much older than theyappeared to be Then in the dim
light of the parking lot he saw.
Their eyes were completelyblack.
He threw his car into reverseand sped away.
When he glanced back, thechildren were gone.
Okay, so that's basically theend of that story.

(01:19:46):
Want me to keep going into a?

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
little bit more details.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
So, okay, so that's basically the end of that story.
Uh, want me to keep going intoa little bit more details?
All right, so, uh, okay, sothere's a couple notes on that
story.
That the boys are suddenlydemeanor, combined with the
black eyes, phil bethel, withthe sense of dread leading him
to refuse their request to belet into his car.
He later shared this accountmore widely and it's considered
the foundation of the bekeklegend.
Um, black-eyed kids aretypically depicted as being
between 6 and 16 years old.
They have pale skin and theireyes are entirely black, lacking

(01:20:19):
a discernible iris or pupil.
Um their common behavior theyoften approach people in public
places or at their homes,usually at night.
They might ask for help, a rideor to use a phone.
They are described as having apersuasive and unsettling
demeanor.
A key element of the legend isthe feeling of dread or fear

(01:20:47):
that people experience uponencountering them.
Um.
Some accounts describe be caseas wearing old-fashioned or
ill-fitting uh clothing, addingto their unsettling presence,
others describing and speakingin a manner that seems too
mature or sophisticated fortheir apparent age they be
talking like chat gbt they betalking a little too mature,
really a little too too advancedfor me right right using some
big words like I don't know.

(01:21:09):
That must be a courageous.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
Therefore, first and foremost, Before I start.
Before I start For me to writea whole essay Before I begin.
What was it Furthermore?

(01:21:33):
Secondly, hence To sum it allup.
To sum it up, writing an essayhead on.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
I'll throw their words in there like crazy.
They're all over the page.
My page, my report is.
My report is never had abeginning or end, it's just just
read it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
All right, my fault, bro.
I didn't mean to cut you off.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Oh, you got it bro, do you want me to keep?
Oh okay, so that's basicallyall I have for their details and
whatnot.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Yeah, just going to go into.
Uh, well, I'll go into, liketheir behaviors, or yeah go
ahead.
So black-eyed children arerarely violent, but their goal
is almost always to be invitedin.
They're often reported sayingthings like we can't come in
unless you say it's okay or thiswon't take long.

(01:22:24):
We're just kids.
Boom through the door.
Their speech is only formal androbotic.
On my.
We can't count me now.
He be in my head, y'all.
He be.
He be in my guts and head.

(01:22:45):
Oh shit, what did he say?
Yo, what the fuck?
Oh fuck, motherfuckers, bereally Trying to throw some Some
old Ayo shit when you having agood time.
I like that.

(01:23:07):
I like that.
I like that.
Throw some Ayo shit in there,just throw.
Make sure you on your toes.
Make sure you listen, make sureyou listen really, that's really
how you really gotta Make surepeople is listening.
Next time you with your boysSay some Ayo shit, just to see
if they really Keeping up withyour story.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
And they just hit you with that Uh huh, go ahead and
do it.
Go ahead and do it.
Talk about you agreed.

Speaker 2 (01:23:28):
Why is your balls on my forehead?
Yo, you agree, you agree alittle, bro, shh, shh, shh shh,
I'm done Fring on your Rubbingtheir finger across your lips.
So their speech is oh wait, wealready said this.
Witnesses often report anoverwhelming sense of dread or

(01:23:55):
nausea.
They said there's usually liketime distortion the event seems
longer than what it was.
There's also been um accountsof like electrical disturbances,
like your lights might flicker,your tv might cut on your phone
might glitch um.
people tend to have no memory ofwhat happened after refusing or
letting them in.
Okay, Damn.

(01:24:15):
Let me give you a little bit oftheories about what people
think they are.
Some people claim to think thatthey might be extraterrestrials
.
I've seen that Some peoplebelieve they're alien-human
hybrids sent to study us.
What do you think about that?

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
I've seen that too.

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
Honestly.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
I can see it.
What better way to study them?
Honestly?
I mean, y'all need a better way.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
What better way to get in your enemy's territory
than to blend in as one?

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
You're getting shot my boy.

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
Me going in China, china, usa.
I'm standing for y'all, don'ty'all?

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
worry.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
Hey yo, hey Ray would say the same shit with me, Nah
low key.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
Yeah, you're right, Nah low key.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
Nah, low key.
Nah, I'm about to get cancerous.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
Yo, I'm cutting all that.
I'm cutting all that.
Everything.
Speed worked for all the goodwork you did over there you're
gone usa, take notes if youreally want to.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
You know you got to send in some spies.
I mean you, you're pushingboundaries at that point.
But you know, sometimes to getthe info you want, you ain't got
to be ethical, you just got todo a little bit of ayo shit just
get an old lady pull her skinaway, like that doctors be doing
so they said they're oftenappear around ufo sightings or
military zones oh shit okaywitnesses sometimes suffer

(01:25:36):
missing time or report implants.
Wait a minute.
Why the fuck did I wake up withthe bbl?

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
bbl is crazy with the bbl is yo I got.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
So the aliens came by my house last night.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
I was about to say you walk around your house.
Who clapping, who that clap,you start running.
Who clapping around, here I beacting the fool.

Speaker 2 (01:25:56):
Let me go make breakfast.
I want something from thefridge.
You know, you just got to keepyour homeboys entertained.
You got to show them that, butyou can just let the audio and
let them visualize, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
No, just imagine you sure.

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
Oh yo, oh no, we lost the remote.
I guess I got to change thechannel by hand.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
It's over, it's over, it's over.
About to act a fool.

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
Homeboy with the BBL is diabolical, all right about
to act a fool.
Homeboy with the bbl isdiabolical, all right.
So other people might thinkthat it's demons or
interdimensional beings?
I was just about to say thatyeah, yeah, oh did no no, it was
the same more stuff, or did you?
Uh, did you have reports thatyou're just gonna do no, I, I
had the.

Speaker 1 (01:26:44):
Uh, it was basically just the same thing you're, but
you can go ahead and finish.
I'll just cover.
Yeah, you can go ahead andfinish.
It's fine, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
Like I said, demons are interdimensional beings.
The invitation rule mirrorsclassic vampire folklore.

Speaker 1 (01:26:59):
There you go, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:02):
I don't know Y'all, let me know Right Black eyes may
represent soulless vessels, ohokay oh like the demons, you
know, they have like yep, yeplike y'all seen them.
Scary movies like uh legionthat lady in the cafe or the
diner right everybody knowsmovies are real.
Everybody knows is accurate oneof one.
Their presence may attractparanormal activity like

(01:27:24):
poltergeist or hauntings dayslater oh, I know that you know.
Okay, yeah, because you knowessentially they say, like the,
the aliens are fallen angelsright, that's what, that's what
we're saying, or whatever andthe fallen angels is associated
with like the demons right right, because you know they defied
god and everything.
So, essentially, if you'recreating a hot spot, then it's

(01:27:47):
going to be attractingattracting other stuff.
That makes sense okay just lawof attraction okay, okay but is
it all worth waking up with thebbl?
All right, so I'm like I'll geta question.

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
I get all this light put on me because I want to wake
up a man can't dream, godforbid.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
a man has dreams in that bitch's head.
Y'all, y'all shaking your headsaying, nah he done.
For when I pull up with thatbeat, I don't want to hear, no,

(01:28:26):
I don't want to see, no, stare.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
All y'all turn the volume down.
Don't be turning on things,Don't be.
Don't be turning around whenyou walk by, Don't be dropping
your pads and talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
oh, let me pick this up right quick.
Can you get that for me?
Can you get that I ain'tfalling for none of those goofy
ass tricks, somebody getsomebody put this man on rule 34
.
All right.
Number three governmentexperiments or clones.

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
Oh, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:28:53):
They might be engineered, psychic children
programmed to manipulate.
So, like government done, madepro gaslighters.
Really, essentially, this iswhat this is, you know pro
gaslighters Professionalgaslighters.
Yep, can we get in your ride?
No, can we get in your vine?

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
no, can we get in your ride, respectfully,
respectfully, to kill you iscrazy.

Speaker 2 (01:29:16):
My fault.
G get in.
I didn't know you were.
Why didn't you just fucking sayso get in get a goofy, all
right.
The black eyes could be aresult of surgical or
technological modification oh,cyborg oh, cyborg, you know,
sometimes you, you spend so muchon all the main components that

(01:29:39):
you really just can't touch upon the cosmetics.
You know, sometimes you justgotta leave out the modern
details.

Speaker 3 (01:29:43):
They just be like that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
It'd be just you don't got enough.
Uh, you can't.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Uh, it's like goddamn exactly, exactly, yeah, let's
keep going.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Yeah, let's keep going the micro sleeve.

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
I tell you, it really gets you when you need it when
you least expect that your brainjust say yeah that's right
there you are, just the wholehusk they just hold particles
right there for a moment justit's hey, hey, probably like

(01:30:19):
that dude, better be like thatdude.

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
I turn, I turn that for 40 million dollars to play.

Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
Uh, you turn down to go to school, all right last one
they said it could be lostsouls or spirits.
Okay, some say they're theghosts of children who died
tragically and became somethingelse, feeding off fear or energy
.

Speaker 1 (01:30:42):
Okay I I got like a whole bunch of details, bro.
Go ahead, bro, because look,he's going to more deep uh, more
depth than what I.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
Like we said, this could really just be a
two-parter.

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
We're going to try and power through it, because
the last topic ain't going totake too long.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
No, no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
So a little bit of rare or uncommon details.
You might not know is strange.
Weather often follows Severalcases report storms, static
electricity or animaldisturbances the night after a
VEK encounter.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
I didn't know about that one.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
That's what they say it says that they hate dogs.
Multiple stories include dogsbarking hysterically yeah.
Even attacking their doors toprotect owners.
I got a story like that, ohforically.

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
Yeah, even attacking their doors to protect owners.
I got a story.
I got a story like that.
Oh for real.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
Yeah, see, you know sometimes them dogs.
Y'all may not believe it, butif you do, you know, you
understand that dogs just havethat sense of the extra sense
that we ain't got.

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
Some people ain't got Sorry, sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
Yeah, locked in.
You know what I'm saying.
They can see stuff we can't see, or they feel things we can't
feel until it's too late.
That's how I see it.
They leave no footprints behind.
No footprints, oh shit.
So in snowy areas people reportno footprints where the kids
were standing or that thechildren vanish instantly
instantly if a door is closed.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
It's a transmission.
I see it.
I see it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
It's like you're being rude as hell to the
fucking black-eyed kids.
No, get off my porch.
All you hear is all right, youlook down.
They let the whole pile of shit, but they disappeared.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
All they do is disappear.
That's what I'm saying.
They suck your shit, wipe thehole.

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
I ain't, no, I ain't cleaning this up.
Hell no, hell no.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
Nah, I'll leave that shit there.
I ain't even gonna lieMotherfucking shit on my porch.

Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
I'll leave that shit there.
Nah, you get it.
I ain't picking that shit up.
You get shot dog.

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
Shit on my porch, oh shit rude as hell type shit
really.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
That's why y'all can't give me superpowers, and
with the BBL it's gonna go crazyyou know, this here clapping
through the city.

Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
He's coming.

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
I'm just gonna be like, what's her name?
I'm really gonna be like,what's her name?
Um Gracie, was it Gracie?

Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
Gracie, yeah, yeah, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
Gracie that's looking for a professional butt wiper
for her you talking about babymama gracie yeah, all right,
let's see.
It says they're linked to sleepparalysis and nightmares so
after encounter.
Some people report recurringdreams or seeing the children in
their room during sleep.
Paralysis oh shit.
Just imagine, bro, you, youchilling, you, you cuss them out

(01:33:31):
.
You tell them get off your lawnand everything.
You go to bed.
Boom, they right there lookingover you.

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
But that's crazy, though, because like they need
the permission to get in thoughbut that's just them in the uh,
astral, that's your project typeshit okay.

Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
Okay, an astral sense in a different realm, where,
okay, where the rules don'texist.

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
Okay, okay, okay, that's crazy that's what they
say.
That's what they say butthey're really just hovering
over you.

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
Yeah, look at you.
They really just rubbing theirhands.
Yeah, look at you you can'tmove you can't move, boy.
You said that someone go getthe butter jelly god damn.
Someone go get the butter jellyGod damn.
Someone go warm up the jellythat's a crime.

(01:34:18):
Mix a little Benadryl in thatthing.
Yo Some of that Diddy oil.

Speaker 1 (01:34:25):
You're going to warm it up in 30 seconds, but then
stirred a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:34:32):
Use your finger to one-on-one.
No metal left in that thing.

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
Ay yo, that's what they say.

Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
That's what the dope say.

Speaker 2 (01:34:43):
That's what my C paralysis at least happens when
I encounter it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
That's why I be dreaming about that BBL.
That's what they did to me.

Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
That's why I be dreaming about that BBL that's
what they did to me.

Speaker 1 (01:34:53):
Then I realized I was awake and it was just.

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
Before they disappear .
You don't hear All you hear.
What the fuck was that?
That's when you wake up.
What the hell was all thatclapping?
It was just you shiftingpositions.
Hey, if it claps while youimagine, you wake up that's
crazy yo, that's crazy yo allright, my fault y'all, we being
too silly, we being too goofy.

(01:35:21):
We can't help it.
We got funny bones right it'sreally in our signs.

Speaker 1 (01:35:25):
Y'all heard really it's a sign y'all heard us
saying.
I like saying obscure stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
Look at you arguing.
With this, you really justshowing your true sign.
You're really showing your trueZodiac symbol to us.

Speaker 1 (01:35:34):
You're really a Scorpio, really I can see it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
I already know.
Oh yeah, Scorpios, I lost 50%of all of them All right.

Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
They may, all right, um, they may return after years.
So some claim, the samechildren return decades later.
Unchanging appearance, butstill not.
Oh no, that's the.
That's the creepy part, rightthere.

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
Unchanged, like no, that's that's the creepy part
right there.
Imagine you open the door.
You're 20 years old.
You come back, you 85 damnstill saying no kids what up,
old, old bitch, we back, damn.
Who the fuck is you?
Yeah, you know who we is.
We on that time and again.

Speaker 1 (01:36:18):
You going to let us in, or what To be fair, I'll
probably catch a mention around65, so by the time they're back,
it's going to be like why aremy grandkids out in this cold?

Speaker 2 (01:36:24):
Right, you don't need to come inside, right, I'm out
here, y'all I was about to sayCome on inside, what y'all doing
out here.
Get in.
I knew y'all parents Wasn'tgonna take care of y'all.
Get inside.

Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
Whole family day.
Yo Kids gonna come back If ourgrandpa Dead on the floor?
Fucking scared the life Withthe BBM.

Speaker 2 (01:36:40):
Damn grandpa.
Oh no, our grandpa's dead.
Damn.
Hit him with that.
Do a little quick look around,make sure nobody's looking.

Speaker 1 (01:36:56):
What is this white substance left on the crime
scene?
Make sure nobody comes aroundthe corner with a camera.
Gotta make sure, gotta makesure, okay, okay, put my jammer
on the wall.

Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
Also I'm the only one damn.
Hey, TMZ ain't gonna get me putthe jammer in the microwave
whole.
Emp, whole blackout in thewhole neighborhood.
Yeah, chahid that lobster,alright.
So yeah, all right.
So we don't know where thiscame from, but it's a whole

(01:37:38):
terrorist attack.

Speaker 3 (01:37:40):
It's the chinese they have infiltrated into our
cities, you know, sometimes yougotta do that.

Speaker 2 (01:37:47):
False flags, you know oh shit just to hide the true
intentions behind it.
You know you can't be called nofreak or anything, right?
Because then you know yearslater, people like I knew he was
a little weird, I knew it, Iknew it was here.
This is why I didn't pick himto be a first pick on the
basketball team.

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
They hit you with that.
Hey don't surprise me who younext um, let's see.

Speaker 2 (01:38:10):
Uh.
So described in native americanlore, certain tribes, like the
cherokee and navajo, speak ofdark-eyed spirits of famine, oh,
or shadow children who deceiveand bring misfortune.
Seen near power outages ain'tno way short term blackouts or

(01:38:34):
flickering lights after BEKvisits hey, yo alright.
So encounters increase inOctober to January, so there's
notable spiking reports duringcolder months often around.
Halloween or just after the newyear.

Speaker 1 (01:38:54):
Oh, I know that, okay , okay, but it makes sense,
because then they'll get youwith the cold Around Halloween,
too Around Halloween.

Speaker 2 (01:39:00):
Bro, damn, they blend in Yo.
Okay, they do think a littlethey do think they do.

Speaker 1 (01:39:06):
Hey, they just got to get their sentences right.

Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
Because why are you asking me for an apple with
ketchup?
That's not.
It's not correlating, you knowyou could have got me, but you
know I'm not new to this Right.
You could have you could havesaid anything else really you
could have said.

Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
You could have said let me, let me come inside and
use your bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
That would have been you.
Could Y'all really gotta tap inFor 14?
What is that in galacticcurrency?

Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
32 Zipazoids.

Speaker 2 (01:39:40):
Yo, we'll take the squiggles.
Y'all know we talk about thealien over here listen.
Y'all know we talk about roughtranslation.
This is still whole comediansout here, whole comedians out

(01:40:14):
here.
They really all whole comediansy'all.
When I make that cartoon showwhen I make the next, when I
make Brickleberry season 3?
Don't be asking no questions ohmy god.
That's really comedy.

(01:40:34):
At the next level, you know,you just really gotta.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
That's that.
You just gotta go with itreally.
You just gotta Don't thinkabout it too much.

Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
But it makes sense though that he said it makes
sense.
No, no, that they would likeTry and get you in during the
cold oh, yeah, yeah becausethey'll usually throw that line
it's cold, you over here I don'tgive a fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:40:56):
Sure is better find somewhere warm to stay.

Speaker 2 (01:40:58):
You're laying on my heat there ain't, it's cold in
here too, whole fireplace rightbehind you oh my god I was like
where, um, let's see okay.
So in 2014, a british tabloidreported a wave of sightings and

(01:41:23):
staff ford and shire, staffford, shire, uk I know we had
somebody that listened fromthere.
Oh for real Listener, if you'relistening.

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
That is for you.

Speaker 2 (01:41:33):
There was a bunch of sightings.

Speaker 1 (01:41:34):
Let us know.
Tap in.
Let us know if you had any ofanything happen.

Speaker 2 (01:41:38):
Including one near Cannock Chase, a well-known
paranormal hotspot.
One woman saw the black-eyedgirl near a cemetery who
screamed like a banshee beforevanishing Ooh, ooh, ooh Type.
Shit really.
But that's all the details Igot.
You got the reports, you gotthe stories.

Speaker 1 (01:41:55):
I got the reports, bro.
I got two bro.
Go ahead, bro.
He ain't swearing the shit outof that, oh goofball.

Speaker 2 (01:42:04):
I'll be dying at work when I listen to that joke.

Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
It'd be funny.
The second time, right, I don'tbe coming.
This is hilarious.
Why ain't y'all tuning?

Speaker 2 (01:42:14):
in right tap in right .

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
So here it is.
Uh, all right.
So we were at a local statepark sort of place at between 9
pm1 am, I remember.
We were parked alongside thewoods and some picnic tables.
There was a pretty desolatedesolate.
We were technically trespassinguh, it was a 17 17 year old
female and a 17 year old male atthe time and what we were doing

(01:42:40):
there you can leave to yourimagination.
Basically, all right.
So, as our curfews wereapproaching and we were
finishing up our time together,we were experiencing a very
ominous feeling.
He was in the driver's seatpreparing to start the car and
pull off.
The car doesn't start.
We sort of laughed it off as itwasn't the first time, and

(01:43:00):
talked Suddenly to the rightpassenger side, where I was
sitting.
We see faint lights coming outof the woods.
The ominous feeling intensifiedEmerging from the woods.
There are four to five childrenyounger than us.
Like a parent to be seven to 11years old.
I'm not going to claim theyhave black eyes.
It was dark and I don'tremember, as I was pretty shook.

(01:43:23):
I don't read about the blackeye.
I didn't read about the blackeye kids, black eye children,
lore phenomenon until yearslater, which described
everything else that weexperienced.
All I can say is they were notnormal.
They didn't belong.
The cabins at the park were notoccupied, they weren't even
getting rented out.
As it was autumn slash winter.

(01:43:44):
We were miles from the parkhotel.
There were no adults.
They were absolutely out of.
They were absolutely out ofplace.
Uh, what were the lights?
I don't know, but the closestthing I can compare them to are
glow sticks, as if they hadopened a package of those
novelty glow sticks that includebracelets, necklaces or wands.
But it wasn't like they werehaving fun or goofing off, they

(01:44:06):
just stooped.
They just stopped, stood thereand stared at us.
He tried asking what they weredoing here if they were lost.
Where are their parents?
No response.
The oldest looking, uh, malechild, a bit heavy set with the
gray hoodie on, approached thevehicle just in front where the
passenger headlight corner wouldbe.

(01:44:26):
My friend started reading,really freaking out at this
moment.
He locked the doors and waslike hell, no, we gotta go.
Eventually the car starts, thechildren don't move and the kid
stays put in front of the car.
My friend eventually yells tothe kid I'm going to run you
over.
The boy slowly backs away,raises his arm and points at us

(01:44:47):
as we're leaving.
I didn't look back, uh.
So yeah, that was an encounterwith uh.
That's that.
That's the end of it damn,that's pretty crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
What, what you're doing in that scenario?
Imagine, bro, you, you, youjust got the, you know, you just
cleaned the whip and everythingyou know, got your little black
ice right right, right right,as every man should.
Every man should right littlego-to, little go-to, a little
go-to.
Something's light, put that 25cents, 50 cents in, get a new
one Right right.
Put that thing.
Don't open the whole thingbecause it's going to smell too,

(01:45:15):
strong.
You got to proportionalize it.

Speaker 1 (01:45:17):
Not only that, but as soon as you open it, half its
life right there, gone, gone.

Speaker 2 (01:45:22):
It ain't going to last you, but like two, three
days it's gonna smell goodthough it's gonna smell but
that's the time frame you got soyou know, you work in your
things, you, you do your stuff.
Boom, you put in that wholescenario, bar for bar, what you
doing first thing.

Speaker 1 (01:45:37):
First thing you know my spotty sisters be out there,
you know.
So I see you know mid-strokeyou get your tingle right
mid-stroke.
It's happened before.
I've been in that situationmid-stroke, mid-stroke, your ass
.
I was like oh no oh no, yo yoit's, it's señor, yo yo vamos.
Esto pasa algo raro aquí montartiro ponter, tiro aguas, aguas.

(01:46:00):
So so you know, spotty saysright there going, and then who
said that hairs is tingling?
Hair to my butthole.
You know.
So honestly, bob, I'm in thatsituation.
You know, I ain't even trying,I ain't even, I ain't even let
them get in close or likepointing fingers, I'm gone, like

(01:46:21):
I'm gone out of there, like I'mnot even going to mess with
that bro, like five kids out ofthe woods when the park is like
closed down or not, no, like I'mconnecting dots off the rip.
They're not supposed to be here.
They're kids.
I'm not supposed to be here.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
Like I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:46:36):
So what you doing then?
I'm leaving bro, you're goingto turn into a whole street
takeover at the park.

Speaker 1 (01:46:44):
I'm hitting them.
They all gonna hit, they allabout to get hit, but they all
about to get but their cardidn't cut on right it didn't,
but it did like.

Speaker 2 (01:46:52):
It did, though, like once the day cut on scary movie
type shit yeah, scary, movietype shit.

Speaker 1 (01:46:56):
I mean, could we attribute the kids fucking up
the car so it wouldn't turn on?
Maybe but they also said thatit had happened before.
So that's another little.
You know, that's another littlething.

Speaker 2 (01:47:11):
This is why you got to check your oil, make sure you
got gas.
Check your engine Make sure yougot to add your freezing air
bits.

Speaker 1 (01:47:15):
Trust me, get your blinker fluid.
Get your blinker fluid.
Check our website.
If you can't find it, come toour website.

Speaker 2 (01:47:24):
We'll have blinker fluid for all the people that
are searching for it.
Check the tires and yourbatteries.

Speaker 1 (01:47:35):
Once those go out, you know the wheels don't turn,
uh, you know stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (01:47:37):
Um, but now I'm out of there, bro, I'm gone.

Speaker 1 (01:47:39):
I'm gone as soon as you get that sense as soon as I,
because, bro, because,especially like they say, they
already feeling, they werefeeling on this already.

Speaker 2 (01:47:45):
They were already feeling that type of energy
already but you know when youlike up in the mood and
everything you know things isgetting hot and heavy.
You feel like you would havethat sense of wait, a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:47:55):
It's happened to me before not that specifically.
But, like you know, I've beenin the mood and I know shawty's
pants were gonna pull up andthey did.
You know, you feel me.
You feel me I was, I wasalready like it's my spidey
sense front door opening.

Speaker 2 (01:48:07):
There I am in the living room, butt ass naked.

Speaker 1 (01:48:13):
Hey look it happens, it happens to the best of us and
uh there you that one.

Speaker 2 (01:48:18):
There I am later that night at the dinner table with
the whole family.

Speaker 1 (01:48:21):
I ain't even making dinner table.
I got myself drunk and passing.
Fuck out y'all good it's alittle story.

Speaker 2 (01:48:28):
We're going to save it for the next silly episode we
have with the guests, right.

Speaker 1 (01:48:32):
Oh, that would be, a good one.

Speaker 2 (01:48:33):
Yeah, yeah, that would be good In case we do pull
a card Right right, touch it,yeah, something like that, yeah,
something like that, yeah, yeah, just a little icebreaker.

Speaker 1 (01:48:44):
Right, I'm out of there, bro, I'm gone.
I'm not even waiting For themto like To like, even Get that
close to me, but I'm gone bro.

Speaker 2 (01:48:53):
It's like your senses Are so good.
You just hear a branch Vroom.
That's what family guys say.
They look at each other.
We're about to Vroom.

Speaker 1 (01:49:02):
Don't even get close, don't even make it out the
woods.

Speaker 2 (01:49:05):
I'm gone already, that's just how good his license
is.
That's just how locked in,that's just how it is but um,
that's.
It's crazy how people say thatthey counter this stuff and
everything, but I wouldn't knowwhat I would do in that type of
scenario like I, knowing me, I'dbe intrigued who said intrigued

(01:49:26):
.

Speaker 1 (01:49:27):
Well, she did say she didn't see.
She can't say there were likeblack eyes.
She cut it like four shirts.

Speaker 2 (01:49:31):
So there were like I'd be intrigued like what are
they like, depending on whattime it is you?
Know, if it was like two orsomething like if it was 10,
nine.
You know, I'm just gonna youknow, you know I'm gonna get out
of there because you know, yeah, you don't want to.
This is gonna be awkward.
You know you ain't trying to beassociated with anything in any
type of way.

Speaker 1 (01:49:49):
Right, right, right.
Bad publicity, bad publicity,there you go.
So last thing you need is awhole TMZ van or a cameraman,
whole Maury cameraman chasingyou Right right, like oh shit,
oh shit, right right, you don'tneed that, you really don't need
that, you're right Right.

Speaker 2 (01:50:05):
But if it's like 2 o'clock or something like that,
you know you out there.
You'd be like bro, what is theydoing out here?
Right, hey, what y'all doingout here.

Speaker 1 (01:50:16):
Right, if you can see them, I guess, yeah, yeah,
because for them it was like alittle dark, so they really
couldn't.
They really couldn't see that.
But yeah, if it's during thedaytime.

Speaker 2 (01:50:23):
Then, when they hit that lick with the ray gun from,
uh, you know, you just gottathrow your hands right, cut your
losses.

Speaker 1 (01:50:30):
You know right, everybody knows.
Nothing bad happens at two, twoin the afternoon.
Nothing paranormal ever happensat two, and that's only when
it's three right, only three inthe afternoon but uh, what's the
other one you got okay yeah, sothis one.
I couldn't find this one, but Ihad heard it uh somewhere else.
Uh, so this one, uh.
So basically it was a, it wasan elderly couple uh, not

(01:50:52):
elderly they were like in their40s, really, really they were in
their 40s.
They had two dogs right and uh,they were just, they were
sitting well, they're gettingready to go to bed when the dog
started like growling andbarking towards the door, front
door, right.
So the husband, you know he'strying to like pull him off,
like let's go, like it's timefor sleep.
Whatever dogs ain't budging,you know they're.

(01:51:14):
They're going at the door,haven't even knocked yet, so he
goes and gets the dogs.
As soon he gets the dogs offthe door they knock, knocking
the door.
So he had a little.
He had a little, you know, oneof those little like, like a
peeping hoe, but like you openit up, type.
So he looked through there hesees the kids and he's like like
hey, like what do you want?

(01:51:34):
And he couldn't see their faceor nothing.
Right, he could.
They were just dressed likethey had a hoodie and like they
were dressed like little little.
I'll put it the other thingthey said it was during the
winter, they didn't have shoeson, they were just out there
barefoot and they had like avery, very light jacket.
So you know they're like kid,can we use your phone?

(01:51:54):
Uh, we need to call our parentsor our guardians.
We need to call our guardians.
So that was like that's alittle weird to say, you know,
but he saw the kids, so he'slike, you know, I'm gonna let
God forbid.

Speaker 2 (01:52:07):
You don't have parents, right, god forbid.
You're a foster child.
So we're not going to be allinclusive.
We only raise questionswhenever we don't say mom or dad
Fucking orphan.
These useless terms really intoday's society, we'll say
you're not.

Speaker 1 (01:52:25):
But so he let them in .
He opened the door.
As soon as he opened up thedoor he said he felt like dread,
like scared of everything, andthe dogs went crazy.
The dogs went crazy, but assoon as they stepped into the
house they started likewhimpering oh, they let him in,
yeah they let him in.
yeah, they let him in becauseyou know it's a kid, they're
watching, you know they'reseeing kids out there, it was

(01:52:46):
snowing and everything outside,so but he said he feels scared,
like he was scared and like hestarted.
Uh, he didn't know why he wasscared.
He was like it's just two kids,like why am I scared?
So he lets him in, lets him usethe phone.
And then he said he had afeeling like he wanted to go get
his gun.
So you know he went, got thegun and whatnot, and then by the

(01:53:12):
time he came back the kids weregone.
The kids were gone and it'sfunny.
So you know he went and checked, like where the kids were no
footprints in the snow and hewas looking for them and the
kids were like like standing inthe middle of the road now.

Speaker 2 (01:53:30):
So they instantly teleported.

Speaker 1 (01:53:33):
Instantly teleported but a like a, a black SUV kind
of pulled up and the kids got init and they left.

Speaker 2 (01:53:42):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:53:44):
So that was basically .
You know, everybody wasterrified.
Once they left, the dogs cameout from their hiding place and
started like just barking andwhatnot.
He closed the door.
He said he had a really uneasyfeeling and whatnot.
His wife that was upstairs, shehad an uneasy feeling too, but
she never talked to them, shejust stayed out there.
So we fast-forward a couplemonths.

(01:54:04):
The husband he ended up gettingcancer.
Cancer ended up passing awaydamn and the two dogs ended up
passing away too dang like, justthey instantly got.
They instantly got sick orwhatnot, and uh and died damn,
did it say from what, or is it?
Oh, the dogs.
Uh, I'm not sure about the dogs, but I'm gonna do with uh

(01:54:27):
cancer, yeah, and he said he waslike healthy, like he goes
through did they say like whattype of cancer?
Or did they say like I want tosay, skin cancer?

Speaker 2 (01:54:37):
oh shit, because you know sometimes they'll be like,
oh, he has this cancer orsomething.
But this is more typicallyfound in like people who are
exposed to like high levels ofradiation or some shit like that
yeah, I think that's why that'swhat?

Speaker 1 (01:54:49):
yeah, like that's.
I think that's why he's like,uh, like that's how it's
surprising.
I think that his doctor saidlike his skin cancer has
developed, like it was literallyjust like month or maybe just a
month, um, his skin cancer haddeveloped so rapidly like you
know, he wasn't because he, he,he had gone to get uh treated
before I mean not treated, butlike get tested and stuff like

(01:55:11):
that and he was like healthy,like I think I think the story
that's like maybe two months ago, and from that time, uh, he had
developed the cancer and thecancer had like developed so
quickly that that it killed himdamn they didn't even give the
doctor's time to like uh be ableto find it.

Speaker 2 (01:55:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so he's like it, like fast as hell,
just killed him damn, that'scrazy right now I guess this is
going to be all the storiesthere is I would give me
something, like give yousomething, but it's just going
to be too long, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:55:45):
No, no, that's fine, bro, that's fine, yeah, yeah,
because I mean, the last subjectisn't too long either.
Yeah, that's fine, I was goingto be too long bro.

Speaker 2 (01:55:50):
No, no, that's fine bro, that's fine.
Yeah, yeah, because I mean thelast subject isn't too long
either.
Yeah, that's fine.
I was going to say what do yourate the Black Eyed?

Speaker 1 (01:55:55):
Kids then Like on the scale of one to ten, scale one
to ten, I ain't going to lie, Iain't going to lie.
A little scary and everything.
But I gave, you gotta let themin.
That's out of all the stories.
Not don't let them in, but forthem to cause you damage or
whatnot.
They have to come into likeyour house or whatnot or like
let them into wherever you're atyeah, so that doesn't it's.

(01:56:17):
It's more of a that right, thereis more of a high scare meter
rather than a high threat meteryeah, like, obviously you know
if they get in, you know you'reprobably going to die, but you
got to let it, man first.

Speaker 2 (01:56:32):
Unless he pull up with that pack-a-punch ray gun,
you know you have a fightingchance.

Speaker 1 (01:56:38):
Demo.
It's a young BEK, bro, it's aYBEK.

Speaker 2 (01:56:46):
The BEK is listening to Youngboy when they're pulling
up Crazy.
He was there one minute.
All you hear is that NBAYoungboy is playing in the
background, but gone in thebackground.
You say that you say a three,three, yeah, three for me.
I think, maybe for me too,maybe a three or a two.

Speaker 1 (01:57:06):
Yeah, I want to go lower.
Yeah, I want to go lower, but Ifeel like threes are good.

Speaker 2 (01:57:14):
Only because they can .
If they do manage to get in, wegive them a three because it's
almost like a certainty thatsomething's going to happen to
you.
You're going to get sick,According to these reports and
everything you're going to getsick, something around you is
going to die or something'sgoing to happen, according to
these, if everything plays offto the same things that these
reports say, or whatever, right,right, but in the sense of

(01:57:37):
threat, like your life is on theline, like adrenaline pumping
right, I mean you will have thatfeeling right because according
to, like you know, they saidyou get the sense of dread sense
of fear and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:57:50):
But you're not really physically you're not really in
harm, really like a dangerousway, until you actually allow
them to come in, that's up toyou like that and that's.
That's just if you, that's just.

Speaker 2 (01:58:03):
That's just kind of like being at the zoo, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:58:05):
At that point.

Speaker 2 (01:58:05):
Yeah, yeah, I mean you got the whole gorilla or
whole lion right in front of you, but that big, thick-ass
plexiglass is holding him backfrom catching these crazy hands
Holding that thing back fromgetting hit with that uppercut
from the devil's basementBananas go flying everywhere

(01:58:28):
Motherfuckers go, shrink downlike Mario Damn, hold on.

Speaker 1 (01:58:30):
Am I messing up the couch?
Suck into the couch.
Yo, yeah, bro, yeah, that's howit is, that's how it goes.
Got your little arm rest rightthere.
You, the high end.
I'm like, yeah, I'm chillingthere, bro, you the high end.
I'm like, yeah, I'm chillingnow.

Speaker 2 (01:58:42):
You, the high end that man suck it, it's like by
the end of the episode, likeslowly throughout the episode.
You're slowly sinking by theend.

Speaker 1 (01:58:51):
It's just your microphone and your lips
sticking outside the cuts likethis, this thing high.

Speaker 2 (01:58:55):
You got your arm key raised up but um yeah, I'd say a
three y'all.
Let us know what y'all think,though, or let us know if y'all
have any like stories or anyencounters that you might have.
Um, let us know what y'all thinkon threat level, what they
would be like for you or or justanything really associated with
it.
And uh, yeah, that's that'spretty much let us know.

(01:59:17):
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Speaker 1 (01:59:32):
14.99 is actually a really good competitive price to
all these other subscriptions Iwas gonna give you 29 but since
you were being so generous,$14.99 is actually a steal.
Tight shit, tight shit.
We love those here.

Speaker 2 (01:59:46):
But in my humble experience, we are not a 3 out
of 10.
We are a 10 out of 10.

Speaker 1 (01:59:52):
Holy shit, I don't know where you live.

Speaker 2 (01:59:55):
Fuck, but have a good day.

Speaker 1 (01:59:59):
Respectfully.

Speaker 2 (02:00:00):
Respectfully, I'm going to kill you At the very
end.
It's just like somehieroglyphic alien language.
Right, who said it's like thatdoor thing?

Speaker 1 (02:00:12):
What you talking about door Door stopper my fault
.

Speaker 2 (02:00:16):
That's what you call it.

Speaker 1 (02:00:19):
It's shaped the same way.

Speaker 2 (02:00:22):
But y'all let us know what y'all think.
Like we said, we're going to goahead and head off to the last
subject.
Pow.
Last subject Pow, pow, pow, powpow.
You know what time it is.
It's time for that good old.
What are we talking about onthe last one?
Oh, we had this other topic,but you know how I be.

(02:00:44):
I get silly sometimes and tellYayo the bad To sometimes redo a
topic.
Sometimes that's just me beingsilly.

Speaker 1 (02:00:51):
Just also casual shit , really Also casual, you know.
Just Under further discussionwe came to the conclusion that a
better subject would be.
Personal stories Personal scarystories for y'all we haven't
done one of these in a minute,honestly.

Speaker 2 (02:01:04):
Right, because we know y'all itching to hear about
Yayo's infamous Barney storythat we always bring up, check
it out, check it out, hold on.

Speaker 1 (02:01:12):
Let me put myself in here.

Speaker 2 (02:01:13):
Check it out.
Lock in, lock in.
Everybody.
Cut your lights off.
We're about to cut all thelights off.

Speaker 1 (02:01:21):
They came out.

Speaker 2 (02:01:23):
They said oh, he's telling a story.
He's telling a story.

Speaker 1 (02:01:25):
They know it Alright, so check this out.

Speaker 2 (02:01:27):
Papa, but you know how you get After you tell this
story.

Speaker 1 (02:01:32):
I started you feel me .

Speaker 2 (02:01:33):
Started twitching, eyeballs rolling back.

Speaker 1 (02:01:36):
It really my nut face really Toes clenched, toes
grabbing that nut.

Speaker 2 (02:01:43):
Looking like the dude from home alone that touched
the doorknob got his hair, ohyeah go ahead all right so
personal scary stories personalscary story.

Speaker 1 (02:01:53):
Okay, so, so the year was 1997, the the year of our
Lord.

Speaker 2 (02:02:00):
And I'll explain.

Speaker 1 (02:02:04):
Gay Lord, oh no, I'm just joking, all right, so you
know.
So there I was, twist but theweed laddie, but the weed laddie
, okay, so, nah.
So y'all check this out, so,okay.
So this, this story, my momtold me this story.

(02:02:27):
Uh, this happened to us when Iwas probably like not much, not
10 months old type shit.
So all I said I used to, uh, uh, my room or the room where I
had all the toys and whatnot, uh, uh, she said I would, I would
help her, like keep it organizedand like, uh, help her clean up

(02:02:49):
and like I would put up my toysand whatnot, you know, always
kept clean.
So one day, uh, we receivedthis, uh, a barney, like
literally a little barney doll,about two, you know, two feet,
two feet tall Maybe, maybesomething like a foot tall maybe
.
Weighing about like 15 ounces,about 15 ounces, 32 grams, and
uh, you know, everything went.

(02:03:12):
You know they put it in the toyroom.
That's one of us.
And then one day my Mom goes tothe room after we had done like
we went out.
We went out the house, you know, we went out, came back.
When we came back, the room waslike destroyed Toys everywhere.
Literally it was a mess.
Literally, she said it lookedlike somebody like just
destroyed the whole room.

(02:03:33):
My mom thought, since there werecats around the house, she
thought that one of the catswent through the window, got in
there, tore everything up,didn't pay much attention, right
, so there we go clean it upagain.
This happened, I believe, uh,two more times it happened and
she started getting suspiciousbecause then she started closing
the window, started closingeverything, and every time we
would come back she startednoticing that everything was

(02:03:55):
getting destroyed.
But the only thing that wasleft standing or like normal was
that barnes damn, this shit isgiving me chills is the, is the?
Is the barney toy?
Uh, it was just always sittingthere, right, so she ain't
paying much mind, but you knowshe's, she's mad that it keeps
getting destroyed like messed up.
Uh, so one day, uh, her sister,uh, and her and her boyfriend

(02:04:18):
at the time invited us to go eattacos, uh, at the corner taco
shop and we're like, all right,let's go.
And my mom's like I said, let'sgo, and my mom was going to get
ready, get me ready, andwhatnot.
Well, as she's doing that,she's about to walk back into
the house.
They used to have these two hugedogs, huge dogs.

(02:04:40):
They used to have these twohuge dogs, huge dogs.
And she was standing like shewas coming out the room or like
at the.
She was basically standing infront of the door to go into the
room, right, and I think theroom got destroyed again.
She was about to go off whenthe dogs came around into the
house and they never went intothe house.
They actually went into thehouse and started ground like
they were, like the fur was allstanding up, you know growling

(02:05:05):
like you know drool coming allover their face, like they were
like my mom had never seen themlike this angry.
They have never been this angry.
And, uh, my mom was basicallyjust against the, against the,
the, the wall, and she, shescreamed for my aunt, she
screamed for and the other, myaunt's boyfriend, came over here
, came towards us and was, likeyou know, trying to hit the dogs

(02:05:27):
.
Like the dogs were locked in.
What they thought at first wason my mom.
So the dudes, like literallywith the stick hitting the dogs,
like start, like hitting him,and the dogs were just like,
look back, like and I think oneof them actually bit the stick
through the stick and lookedback at my mom.
So they're thinking they'regoing to attack my mom and me.
My mom obviously had me in herarms and whatnot.

(02:05:48):
And so the dude's looking atthe dogs and I don't think
they're barking at you, they'rebarking at something behind of
you.
And my mom starts moving outthe way and in fact the dogs
they're not looking at her,they're looking at the room,
they're looking at it and likethey're uh, yes and oh he

(02:06:09):
getting, the he getting goosies.
So my mom starts moving, theyget me to put me.
My aunt picks me up, runs outthe house uh, the dude waits for
my mom gets, gets between thedogs and my mom and make sure
she leaves Soon, as she's at thehouse, they both bolt into the
room, both, and they say thissounded like they were fighting

(02:06:30):
something Like fighting fightingsomething in there.
And you just hear them fighting, growling, and then you just
hear the dogs start whimpering,crying, like they got hit, like
you can hear them get hit.
And then, while they're likeoutside not knowing what to do,
they hear something jump out theback, like the window that
window that they thought the catwas coming in through jump out

(02:06:52):
and it starts running into thewoods and there's like a creek
back there.
Both the dogs jump out thewindow after it, so they
couldn't see what it was.
The only one that saw, I believe, was, uh, my aunt's boyfriend.
She, uh, he said I'm sorry, hesaid he saw like something in
two feet running, just runningsomething, something small

(02:07:13):
running into the, running intothe woods.
The dogs go out there and theysay you can hear something big,
hit the water first and then thedogs after it.
Damn, they were locked in.
They were locked, yeah, theywere going the water first and
then the dogs after it.

Speaker 2 (02:07:21):
Damn, they was locked in.
They were locked, yeah, theywere going after it.

Speaker 1 (02:07:24):
Then the like the dogs got hit or whatever.
You just hear them crying andthey came.
They started like.
They eventually just came back.
Uh, they were like all, likeyou know, hurt and whatnot.
So you know this all happened.
They go back into the room theytry to check out what happened
everything was there the roomwas the best.
Everything was there except thebarney toy.
The barney toy was the onlything that was missing.

(02:07:45):
Damn bro, never saw that barneytoy again, never, like you
could say, like you know it.
They looked for it, they looked.
It was the only thing.
So my mom came to theconclusion that it was.

Speaker 2 (02:07:55):
Something was attached to that barney toy and
uh, maybe hiding it was hidingas a you know, I mean like maybe
taking the.
Well, yeah, like you said,maybe it was just something, but
it like possessed and if I'mnot mistaken, uh, the barney toy
was.

Speaker 1 (02:08:10):
Uh, I think they picked up like at a flea market
type uh, like a boy type ofthing if I'm not mistaken, um
we're introducing our specialguest today.

Speaker 2 (02:08:19):
We but uh yeah, so that's.

Speaker 1 (02:08:23):
That's the barn story .

Speaker 2 (02:08:25):
Um the infamous barn story, uh but people I've heard
other people have like a similarstory with like either barney
or like the telly tubbies orsome shit like that.
But I feel like it's like youknow, spirits would tend to
attach to the innocence of likechildren's things they don't see
.
Kids don't see the yeah, the uh,the evil and whatever yeah and

(02:08:46):
the parents are like it's just akid's toy yeah or whatever, and
you know it intrigues the kids,because if you're a little kid
and you see your doll move andyou're like this is the coolest
right, right, I would think that.
Yeah, I would think the samething you think like it'd be
some disney movie type shit.
You'd be like oh, I'm making acool friend with the ghost or
some shit, right, but becauseyou don't know any better you

(02:09:06):
don't know any better at the age, but it doesn't really affect
you, like, oh, this is somethingscary because you know, like
the little kids always say, myimaginary friend told me to do
it right, right or you know, myimaginary friend said this.
My imaginary friend said hedon't like when you yell at me
or yeah, or when you send mehome with no to bed, with no
food, or lock me in the closetfor like 30, 30 minutes 30 man

(02:09:27):
who, like the kid in the club.
What?

Speaker 1 (02:09:29):
the lights on.
He don't like it when you dogod forbid somebody have
imaginary friends.

Speaker 2 (02:09:39):
God forbid, you can't have no imaginary.
No, I'm just joking, but um, Ifeel like that's the way they
they attack.
It's like an easy easy way toget in an easy way to get in to
like start causing havoc withinone's home yeah, yeah or to uh
try and take the children's likeenergy or you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (02:09:59):
Or take, lose the children.
What we say is like lose, losethe kid.
Yeah, uh, I remember they.
They wouldn't let us watchbarney or like think I see it,
while they don't, because theyinstantly attached like that
idea like the barney beingdemonic.
I don't think they realized.
Well, I realized that over theyears that it really wasn't the
toy, it was just something wasattached to to the.

(02:10:21):
It wasn't the character, it wasjust something was attached to
the, uh, to the toy at the timeyeah, because it just is the
easy pick is the easy way, yeahyou attach the innocence of the
children and then boom, you justyeah, reel it in.
It's a numbers game it's levels,it's levels to this hold on
that that's.

Speaker 2 (02:10:41):
I heard another one like well, not like, I mean you
obviously heard your story, butI heard somebody have something
like that, but with tellytubbies, but I can't remember
the way the story goes, but it'slike the telly tubbies were
telling them to like do badthings.
Oh, like whenever they werelike left alone with the telly
tubbies.
He'd be like do this, breakthis, do that.
Then it started getting darkereach time.

Speaker 1 (02:11:03):
But, I can't remember where I heard the story, or how
the story plays out.
Bro, I think I had a storyabout Teletubbies too, did you?
I think so I almost want to sayso.
I know my mom had one withSmurfs.

Speaker 2 (02:11:16):
Oh yeah, I think you told me something smart, so why
don't we tell that one too?

Speaker 1 (02:11:19):
go ahead this way you're here for all right, so
the smurf ones, okay, so thiswas also mexico, apparently.
Okay, apparently I haven'tlooked it up, but maybe I can
find records of this becauseapparently, where we used to
live well, where she used tolive um, there was like several
deaths connected to, like smurftoys or smurf merchandise types

(02:11:39):
it and like they had accounts of, like, uh, this kid that he
wanted because it was around thetime that it was coming out, or
not, uh, or like it was like asmurf craze where you could buy
like bag of chips and it wouldbe like a smurf, uh, smurfs
collective and stuff like that,and I think my aunt, when they

(02:12:00):
were little, she used to collectall of them.

Speaker 2 (02:12:03):
That's really bad marketing, because on some
kindred shit you could choke onit.

Speaker 1 (02:12:08):
That's what I call it .
I call it kindred.
So there were accounts of thiskid that he was having a
birthday party.
His parents renovated his wholeroom to be like smurf themed,
like he had pajamas, he had thebed, he had uh, wallpaper all

(02:12:31):
over right.
And so one day or one nightthey uh the parents just started
hearing screaming coming fromthe room and and when they walk
in you know they rush in.
His pillow was like Smurfthemed, right.
His pillow was like choking him.
It was like a big Smurf thing,it was choking the kid.

(02:12:52):
And then his face was like hisarms were like bounded by the
pillow type shit, and he hadlike scratch marks and
everything on him.
Damn.
And as soon as the parentswalked in, like the kid was be
able to move, but he said hewasn't able to move before
forehand and all those smurfsthat was on the wallpaper and

(02:13:13):
everything, bro, they were goneoh, they moved from the
wallpaper.

Speaker 2 (02:13:17):
Uh-huh, hell, no right they moved and like that's
that's what they said.

Speaker 1 (02:13:21):
That's what the kid said that was scratching his
face.
They started coming off thewalls and started like
scratching him and whatnot oh,hell no and that the, the, the
blank, the, the pillow.
He said it wrapped around himfirst so he couldn't move, so he
can't fight.
Then the thing started comingoff the walls hell.

Speaker 2 (02:13:37):
No, not brainy, not papa smurf bro.

Speaker 1 (02:13:40):
And then there was another one where this girl, she
was having her birthday partyand she asked for a big Smurf
pinata.
Right, they left the girl inthe tent with her pinata for
like literally a minute, like oh, okay, okay, oh.
So that's what it was.
It was her pinata, they weren'tgoing to bring it out yet, but
she wanted to play, she wantedit, she wanted like to to see it

(02:14:01):
or not.
So they left it, they just putit on the tree, type shit,
something like that.
And uh, that, you know they'renot thinking nothing, you know
they're getting the party ready,you know.
So she just went out there,started like playing with, like
just playing with the piñata,and then, when the grandma went
out, the grandma screamedbecause the little girl was dead
on the ground, the piñata thing, like the rope was wrapped

(02:14:28):
around her neck and the piñata,the piñata was like deflated.

Speaker 2 (02:14:32):
Oh shit.

Speaker 1 (02:14:32):
Like you know how.
Like it's a piñata it was likedeflated, like something was
inside of it, like like.

Speaker 2 (02:14:37):
Dang.

Speaker 1 (02:14:37):
It's like paper mache , you know, but it was like
deflated Like.
It was like paper mache, youknow, but it was like deflated.
It looked like a balloon orsomething.

Speaker 3 (02:14:42):
Oh shit.

Speaker 1 (02:14:43):
And the little girl was, she was dead.
Damn Shit got cold.
And then for my aunt, so whathappened for them, I think?
So she had collected all ofthem and I think she started
seeing them move, like they werelike they would start like

(02:15:05):
moving.
And I think, I think my grandpa, he saw it, he saw them move
and he picked them all up andburned them oh shit, but when he
burned them, what you mean?
pick them up and move them.
Oh, burned them, no.
So he put up, he grabbed thembecause I think he saw them walk
.

Speaker 2 (02:15:21):
Like the stuffed toys , or what was it?

Speaker 1 (02:15:23):
No, they were like little, like action figurines.

Speaker 2 (02:15:25):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (02:15:25):
But they were like solid, so they don't you know
how some toys have the joints towalk they're not supposed to
walk, they were just likecollectibles, hell no.
And he saw he would see like themove, like I think she would
say that she could see himmoving, she would talk to them,
and he would wake up like atfive in the morning, because
that's when he had to go to afour, when he had to go to work.
And he got up one like onemorning and he like heard the

(02:15:50):
footsteps of something runningthrough the kitchen or the
living room or whatever, and hewent out there to see and he saw
them like moving or whatnot,and so he just grabbed them all,
put them in a bag.
I think the first thing he didhe put them in a bag and he
threw them somewhere.
Later that day they showed upback at the house Damn, the bag

(02:16:14):
was in the house, like at thehouse and he grabbed them again
and he burned them and he saidthey wouldn't burn.
Well, my mom says that theywouldn't burn.
Like you know how they're madeout of plastic.
They just would not burn, damn.
And so I think he went and didsome other stuff to them and he
finally got him like to stay outof the house hell, no, bruh,
but yeah, I think there wasanother one.

(02:16:35):
I don't remember there wasanother, but there was like
another.
That I know for sure.
There was another uh death.
You could say there was like awhole thing going on at that
time.

Speaker 2 (02:16:42):
Like you, said, and how long did that go for?
What ended up happening?
That changed it like oh stoppedeverything.

Speaker 1 (02:16:48):
Everybody just stopped buying that stuff yeah,
I'm not sure if everybodystopped buying it, because you
know it's kind of hard to getpeople like, even if they do see
everything right there, theyprobably won't believe it, you
know.
So I'm not.
I'm not sure it was for a while, but at least they stopped
because, like, literally it was,it was smurf everything.
It was like smurf toys, blank,everything.

(02:17:08):
The tv show was on, um,everything was sitting around
smurfs.
But at least my mom's family,after all those stuff, all that
stuff happened.
Um, they stopped, like, theystopped watching the shows, uh,
buying stuff that had like toysin them, like they just
completely got away from allthat.
But uh, I'm not sure really howit stopped.

(02:17:28):
I gotta ask my mom on that, onlike, how, like what happened
with the people.

Speaker 2 (02:17:33):
Yeah, damn bro, that's pretty crazy right there,
fuck.
No, y'all let us know if y'allhave any crazy stories like that
or or some Interesting things.

Speaker 1 (02:17:44):
Some wild shit like that, right some crazy stuff
like that but.

Speaker 2 (02:17:47):
We're at Two hours and twenty minutes Bro.

Speaker 1 (02:17:49):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (02:17:49):
I don't know if I can tell a story or not.

Speaker 1 (02:17:52):
Nah, that's fine, bro .
We'll leave it for the next one, bro, right, I'll just leave it
for the next one.

Speaker 2 (02:17:56):
No, we just, we'll, just, we'll do the same thing on
the last topic for the nextepisode.

Speaker 1 (02:18:03):
There's a couple more scary stories, just to get a
little spooky.

Speaker 2 (02:18:08):
I guess we're just going to wrap it up at that
point.
You good, yeah, I'm good.
Thank you for listening to theepisode.
Shout out to all the peoplethat stayed listening.
Shout out to all the newlisteners.
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All the new followers oninstagram.
I ain't got no new subscriberson youtube, but that's okay,

(02:18:30):
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I don't be posting.
I'm sorry.
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I'm working on it, literallyworking.
It's so draining, but I gottalock in.
You know you can't, you knowyou can't expect expect the
house to be built if you're notputting the parts into it, you
know, or doing the time to buildit tight shit.
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Speaker 3 (02:19:09):
Okay, okay.

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(02:20:42):
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But we've got a good episode Ify'all like the previous one

(02:21:04):
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Speaker 1 (02:21:05):
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Speaker 2 (02:21:06):
Not yet.
It's going to come out Sunday,but when you're listening to
this, hopefully y'all like theprevious episode before this one
.
Right when me and Yaya wereplaying that truth or drink game
.
Things got a little explicit.

Speaker 1 (02:21:26):
Things got a little heated, things got a little
sexual, that was baby oil, thatwas lube.
Put the jelly in the microwave.

Speaker 2 (02:21:30):
That was a microwave and that was jelly just know
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But uh, yeah, y'all lookforward to that episode.
I'm like I episode, I'm excitedabout it.
Hopefully everything goes good.
You might hear a bunch of crazystuff just to get to know us
too.

Speaker 3 (02:21:46):
Like you're gonna hear some of the craziest.

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I don't think it was that crazy.
I don't think I'll say anything.

Speaker 2 (02:21:50):
It wasn't too crazy, yeah, but we was halfway drunk,
so I don't know what we all saidso that don't really matter.
I'm listening things on thewall.
Okay, man up so started firingthe liver.
Just take a massive shit melisten to it dear god it's a

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Charlie Green on the bill.
Shout out Reed's House on thebill.

Speaker 2 (02:23:33):
Who triangulating our whole location?

Speaker 1 (02:23:37):
Shout out All it Noms .
Shout out my address.

Speaker 2 (02:23:44):
But yeah, that's it really Shout out to khan for
doing all that uh streameruniversity thing too, hello,
shout out.

Speaker 1 (02:23:49):
You know low key, you know mad entertaining.

Speaker 2 (02:23:50):
If y'all not keeping up with the streamer university.

Speaker 1 (02:23:52):
That shit is fucking hilarious, peak entertainment,
y'all, I'm telling you, I don'teven know who streamed the watch
or anything.

Speaker 2 (02:23:57):
But, bro, I'll be stuck on that.
Ray, ray and tato.
Bro, that shit they diabolicalbro.

Speaker 1 (02:24:05):
One teach another one how to speak.

Speaker 2 (02:24:06):
It's crazy, bro, it's crazy that shit is just
hilarious to me.
But um, what else was I gonnasay before that?

Speaker 1 (02:24:14):
oh, shout out my dogs right quick for making a little
quick appearance through theright, if y'all see a picture, I
mean video of snowball and beanfighting, just firing through
half the episode he's chillingright now though chilling now,
too late.

Speaker 2 (02:24:27):
Now we're about done right at the end but um, oh,
before we leave off, if youhaven't listened to the previous
episode, I again am sorry forthe audio issue that we had, if
because it actually didn't dogood that episode oh, did it.

Speaker 1 (02:24:42):
It was picking up momentum and then it stopped,
okay, because you, because youhad to delete it, or yeah I had
to delete it damn to anybodythat did listen to the previous
episode before this, I think 44.

Speaker 2 (02:24:55):
It was about the creepypastas or something like
that.
So I uploaded the episode, butwhen I listened to it I don't
know what happened.
There's no way I left it thatchopped up, bro.
There is no way.
I believe you.
I believe you.
I feel like I might have justlike, because sometimes if you
take the sd card or the yeah,the micro sd or whatever you
want to say at the computer, youcould corrupt your files

(02:25:18):
slightly you can corrupt itmaybe you have a chance of it.
So I feel like that's might ofwhat happened because there is
no way I left it that choppy bro, not even on the first episode
I've ever left it that, yeah,you know what I'm saying but, um
, you know, it sounded awful,but I promise y'all that's not
the quality that we bring here.
We try and bring some, you know, fair quality, good, decent

(02:25:39):
quality, something to try and atleast you know be enjoyable
yeah, enjoyable, yeah, and beable to get you to laugh and
everything but um.
Again, I apologize, that's mybad.
I need to do better on my part.
I need to triple check, like Iused to do.
But for anybody that did listenagain my fault, I.
I don't know what happened I'my'all.

(02:26:01):
Hopefully y'all won't hear thatagain, but you know, it happens
to everyone it happens toeveryone.
Really we only human.
Really, we're only human.
But um other than that, we'regoing to catch you on the next
episode.
See you on the next one peace.

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