EP 55- Bizarre Plants, Not-Deer Encounters, and Potato Death Chambers

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, you think darkness is your ally.
You merely adopted the dark.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
I was born in it.
Molded by it.
I see death Welcome to theCosmic Hole Family.

(00:36):
It's another episode.
Your co-host Yayo, with my boy,reverence.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
That's right, it's your boy, reverence.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Changing the intro.
I'm going to start a tune whereI can come up with.
Bro, I was going to sing a song.
I forgot what.
I'm sorry.
Changing the intro.
I'm going to start seeing whatI can come up with.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I was going to sing a song.
I forgot what song I was goingto sing.
I'm going to start oh fuck.
I say fuck that that you loveso bad.
I know you still think aboutthe times we had.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
No keyboard.
That song back in the day thathad me in my mom's house, that
half bedroom in the kitchen,singing my little heart out,
heart broken over what bitch?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
No bitch had no business.
Singing these type of songs Wasreally too tapped into my
emotion.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
I was like fuck, but she really did me like that Hold
on, hold on.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Over there dancing in the shower, like I was dancing
in the rain.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Just laying in the shower, bro, I'm going to drown,
I'm going to drown.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Didn't even plug up the shower.
They felt like Vegeta in therain.
Terrible day for rain.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Right, but it's just, it's just sometimes, bro.
You just got to, you just gotto envision it in your head
first, bro, really Bro, as alittle kid, bro, I don't know
what the fuck was wrong with me.
I used to say all the sad songsbro Bro I'm trying to think of
this group, bro.
It was like the ones that werepopping off at the time, bro,

(02:08):
I'm trying to remember theirname.
Oh, I can't, I can't, but, bro,I used to sing all of those
songs.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Oh, for real.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Uh-huh, and then one day one of Eminem's songs too, I
think.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh, 25 to Life.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I think so.
Uh, 25 to life?
I think so, and I was.
I was in there, right, and whenwe walked in, he's like what
the fuck you doing?
I was like no, he's like whythe fuck you listen to the sad
shit who said that?
Get your uh steven oh, Iremember, I remember I was like
get your, get your ass up, let'sgo play basketball.
I was like wait, why the fuckam I listening to?
and that's how you got good,that's how he got good at

(02:42):
basketball then, and then theinjury of all eight happened,
and now we're here, fast forward.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Damn bro.
How was your week, though?
How you doing.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
My week was good.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
It was quick.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Quick, like me.
What did happen?
I had something.
I got to start writing thesethings down, bro.
I always end up forgetting whathappened, what happened, what
did happen?
I had something.
I guess I gotta start writingthese things down, bro.
I always, uh end up forgettingwhat, what happened what
happened?
Or maybe nothing happened.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Maybe nothing happened no, it was a good chill
, just good chill, yeah, yeah,oh, what the fuck that's the
best type of weeks to have,sometimes over a no cap, bro, I
know.
For me, bro, we've been busybro I seen that bro, it should
be making my.
That should be tearing my soulto pieces.
Boss man, you're hearing this?
No, I'm just messing, it's justI don't mind it, but it's just

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like when you.
It's one thing having to worklate, but then you're working
late and having that pressure ofyou're gonna have so much, you
got so much to do, you got somuch, you got to get done, and
then the next job is likeliterally one week later back.
That's when you're like oh bro,we haven't even got it finished
yet I feel you.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
I feel you, um, I feel you because I, right now,
right now I think I've beendoing good on Scheduling,
scheduling the jobs and givingmyself enough time, cause Bob's
been being a menace, bro, bob'sbeen giving me like Three days
on a big ass house and get readyfor the next one.
Finish this one, wednesday.
Go to the next one, thursday.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
That's crazy bro.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I can't even do that man.
I can't even do that man weused to do man.
I can't even do that man, butwe just do one house one house a
week a week I have my weekend,you know not no more times to
change inflation bro, inflationbought it bro it starts at the
cheese it's because it'sterrorists, bro.
It's a terrorist, bro.
Really, that's what.
It is right?
It's the terrorist it's theterror.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, I'm good I don't know what he was doing.
He said terrorist.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Bro, that's his trigger word.
I rescued him from the Taliban.
Really, I rescued him from theTaliban.
He's a rescue dog y'all.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
I don't know what the heck happened to him.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
They be fighting.
So when they get, he starts thefight by barking to him, and so
he'll just stand up and he'llfight him, but he always runs
away.
So now he's playing victim now.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
I didn't know what he was doing.
Y'all saw it live right here.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Fresh dog attack Getting attacked.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Live on the podcast.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Bye-bye.
Look at this, look at him, do aweirdo, oh weirdo.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
What was I going to say?
Yeah, like I said, that waspretty much it, though, bro,
it's like been pretty chill,just real busy at work, boring
shit.
Y'all know how it is some reallame shit.
We was a little lame this week,but it's all right.
The stories y'all gonna heartoday is gonna make up for it,
right?
Damn, that shit sounds so muchbetter right there.
All right, y'all let the peopleknow what we're going to be

(05:46):
talking about today bitch is oneof what I'm explaining today
how to tap in and pocket watchuh, all right.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
So today we're going to be talking about first topic,
weird or strange plants.
Look, look, we got the best.
We got the best topics up inhere.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Y'all, feel me we really just be thinking about
anything and everything,everything anything, everything,
we really just don't, like youknow, sit on the couch, look
around like what can I thinkabout?

Speaker 2 (06:13):
don't even plan this.
I be at work.
It comes to the two days beforebefore we gotta record.
I'm like I really should thinkof something at home and then If
Reverend still takes me, or youknow, we usually just One of us
takes someone first and then.
I just be thinking and then,literally first thing Coming up
that morning, I be asking, I beasking my buds what you think I

(06:35):
should talk about.
And then you know, geruni Talkabout how To get some bitches,
some shit like that.
I'm like alright, just ignorehim.
And then, and then I don't know, I'm like yeah, you right, you
right.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Damn bro.
You just really be out there Inthe dark bro.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Just be out there, just thinking bro, and then it
pops in my mind.
I'm like yeah, this is it, thisis it right here.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
That's how we came up With the topic of plants plants
.
Yo shows innovator ahead of histime because we know y'all was
asking for this.
Yeah, we know y'all was dyingto know about plants.
Y'all was ready to hear us talkabout what type.
Well, if you go to lowe's,what's the best plants, what's
the best budget, you need apre-something.
What is it called Pre-co,pre-no, pre-anal.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Pre-anal.
There's a pre to that.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
But I actually like the subject because it allows me
to lead off onto a story thatI've been wanting to tell you.
Oh, okay, I don't know ifyou've heard it or not before,
but when we get to it, when weget to it.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
I'm sorry, right now I have not.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
I'm pretty sure you have.
Oh, for real, I feel like 50-50on it Okay, okay, okay.
Like if it was a roulette table, I'd put it all on black.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Ooh, I'd put mine on red.
There you go.
That means you ain't going toknow it.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Then, huh, all right, let's get into this thing,
because we only got two.
Oh yeah, that's right.
Oh fuck, that's right, that'sright.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Enough of the yapping Time to get serious.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
So, Yayo, what kind of strange and interesting
plants is there out there?
Check this out.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Is there out there?
All right, check this out,check this out.
I'm going to start you off withthe raf rafalasia corpse flower
.
Y'all may have.
Y'all may have heard of it 5050.
This parasitic plant producesthe largest flower on earth with
the fleshy soul smelling bloom.
The accolade of the world'ssmallest smelliest plant belongs

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to the tyrant, also one of theworld's weirdest flowers, due to
its unpleasant smell, is alsoknown as the corpse flower,
native to rainforest.
On the island of sumatra, thestench of the of a blooming
corpse flower has been comparedto everything from rotten flesh
and hot garbage to sweaty socksand fish.
So the refluxia plants have noroots, stems or leaves.

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They are paras, meaning theylive inside the host plant and
absorb nutrients from it.
The flowers are saprophytic,meaning they are pollinated by
flies attracted to the odor.
Due to the plant's specificneeds, it is very difficult to
cultivate and few botanicalgardens have them in their

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collections.
And few botanical gardens havethem in their collections.
Also, many of the rafflesiaspecies are endangered or
threatened due to habitat lossand collection, and the fruit is
a berry containing numeroustiny seeds which are thought to
be dispersed by fruit-eatingrodents.

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Some of rafflesia's species canreach One meter in diameter.
The flowers bloom for only afew days and in some cultures,
rafflesia is considered a tabooflower Due to its foul smell and
large size.
Rafflesia's have lost theirChloroplasts, meaning they can
no longer Photosynthesize,making them entirely Depending
on their host plant.

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It's that sticky plant.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
That real sticky plant.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Hold on, I'm going to take this off, meaning they can
no longer photosynthesize,making them entirely depending
on their host plant is that?

Speaker 1 (10:10):
is that sticky plant that real?
Simply hold on, I'm gonna takethis off.
I feel like I do better withoutit.
Are you good?
I was because that plantsounded like the one I have.
It's like an african plant, itsounds just like it this is the
red one hi nora africana, oh Igot that one too.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
No, it's different oh , it's different.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
It's different, two different.
It's from the same family, oh,is it style?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
yeah, I think so, if I'm not mistaken cause I was
like wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
He's saying about the same stuff I have on mine hold
on, hold on.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
You said the yeah, hidnora Africana.
Yeah, yeah, cause that.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
You have that one too .
Yeah, I got that one too.
I'll let you cover that one.
Okay, baby.
This one right here is theGympie Gympie, I think that's
how you say it Gympie Gympie.
It's also known as the suicideplant.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Suicide plant, tight shit.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Tight shit really.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
They really just be stressing out there.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
huh them vegans All them vegans out there, all them
vegans out there.
I'd be stressed out too.
I'd be stressed as hell outthere too.
Bro, I got to watch my back,make sure no vegans not going to
come by, and just Pulls up,pulls up, just rips me off the
ground, just chews on me Littleplants going to school Vegan
over there, just fucking eatingthem.
Just animals.

(11:18):
Oh, animals, bro, for real.
Now all my siblings got towatch me get picked and eaten
alive in front of all, no key.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
That should be an animation, bro, I can, I can see
it.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Well, they said that um and plants and trees actually
do.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
It meant noises and stuff I know they say that for
uh, for grass was it grass,uh-huh I know growing or yeah,
so apparently that smell, sothat that smell of the grass,
you know with freshly cut grass,you know that good smell,
apparently that warns crittersthat lives of the grass, you
know with freshly cut grass.
You know that good smellapparently that warns critters
that lives in the grass that youknow.
It's quote-unquote.
Destruction is coming, so allthe they'll start like uh

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running away running away, yeahoh shit, I didn't know that I
did not know that here at cosmiccove we like to tell y'all
stuff right, fun facts for y'all.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
All right.
So it's a found in tropicalrainforests of northeastern
australia, indonesia and partsof papua new guinea.
Yeah, um, it looks like aharmless large leaf needle with
heart-shaped leaves and a fuzzystem and may seem inviting to

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due to its lush green appearance.
But it has a strange uh feature, or a strange mechanism update.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Okay, who said update ?
No?
No, no, that 2.0 update thedrop.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
it got patched right now.
Um Nah, it has like toxic hairs, toxic hairs Mm.
It's like covered inneedle-like silica hairs that
inject a potent neurotoxin uponcontact.
Oh shit, so check this out.
Check this out.
It affects on humans as itcauses extreme burning pain that

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can last for months or years,years, yeah, bruh.
Extreme burning pain that canlast for months or years, years,
yeah, bro.
And it causes like nerveendings to misfire, leading to
chronic pain syndrome tight shitreally.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Vegans, y'all gotta eat that.
Feed it to the vegans document.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
documented reports include people being driven to
madness or suicide due to pain.
Holy shit, even dried leaves onthe ground can release the
hairs into the air, causingrespiratory distress.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, I marked the Papi Nugini on my vacation list,
man.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
So, to make it interesting, I have a gift for
you.
Bring it in we're going to chewon this plant.
See what happens.
Just see what happens.
Just see what happened.
Go have lips.
This be um which lips, the boholips, the good ones, the good
lips, the clean ones.
Y'all know what I'm talkingabout.

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There was actually likemilitary interest in the plant,
because rumors suggest that theAustralian military once
considered studying the plantfor non-lethal chemical
deterrence.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Okay, of course, of course, why wouldn't they?
You got to weaponize what yougot around you.
You got to weaponize, weaponizethe plant.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Weaponize the poop Really.
What they need to do is justget all the poop, drive a plane
and just drop it everywhere thatthis interior will get it.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
That's the way you do it.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
That's the way you do imagine you're just walking
home one day.
Big ass fucking turn justfreaking three thousand feet in
the air just straight on yourforehead.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
You die the most excruciating pain moments before
you die.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
No, like you got to do it when it's freezing cold,
so that way when it drops.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
Oh my nah, that's Saying that, you, saying that
you.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Hold her, just stick them between their forehead like
that, bro, just dead on theground.
Then, as it warms up, the poopjust slowly melts.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
So then the wound gets infected.
Yeah, then, as it warms up, thepoop just slowly melts, so then
the wound gets infected.
Yeah, it's a.
It's a Rick and Morty episoderight here.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
I'm kind of an evil mastermind really, um so it's
also known as the devil's leafokay, the aboriginal okay it is
feared and respected.
Reports say bushwalkers haveabandoned expedient expeditions
after accidental contact.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Thanks, not expeditions after accidental
contact Not Bear.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Grylls though.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Really, all he would do was just pee on it and eat it
, and eat it.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Keep going.
This right here is one of themost dangerous plants they have
here in this area.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
I would not proceed to eat it.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Or like that one dude who does the pain, stuff I
forgot his name.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Oh, the coyote dude.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah the pain, stuff I forgot, oh uh.
The coyote dude, yeah, but I doa menace, right damn, he stuck
his whole mouth in this.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
I mean his whole nose in his mouth.
Oh shit, leave him alone.
But that's that's why you befighting.
Yeah, oh, freak.
Yeah, who taught of that?

Speaker 1 (15:59):
what it do.
Bean bean you messing up themojo bean.
Not so good bro.
I'm just messing to the celljoBean.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Nah, it's all good bro, I'm just messing To the
cellar, to the cellar.
What was that one called?
It sounds familiar to me.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
I know what it had to .
Gimpy, gimpy, gimpy, okay.
G-y-m-p-i-e Okay.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Nah, I don't think I got that one.
So the fairy lantern?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
She was a fairy.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
She was a fairy.
Yeah, yeah, she was a fairyWith a fatty.
Oh my God, all right, lackingleaves she a baddie With a fatty
On my daddy.
He was a great, hey look.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
The song is catch as hell man, what can I say?
You done, lost it.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
All that brain rock, bro, all right.
So Lachin leaves oh, fairylantern.
Lachin leaves and chlorophyllare unable to photosynthesize.
The dainty fairy lantern isdefinitely worthy of a place on
the weirdest plants.
It is nourished by subterraneanfungi and is only visible when

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in flower.
A tiny flower that is just 10to 18 millimeters tall.
The species was discovered byItalian botanist Ordeiro Beccari
in 1866, but it remained unseenuntil 2018.
That's that new drop, the newupdate, the new update, new
update.
Um, uh, so fairy lanterns spendmost of their lives underground

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and only briefly emerge toflower and fruit.
That's it.
Don't, don't, you don't reallyeven see them.
Really, they just be underunderground and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
They come in different shapes, sizes and
colors.
Some species have psychedelicor tentacle flowers.
Their unique appearance andscent involve to attract insects
, particularly fungus, gnats,flies, which are their
pollinators.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Fungus gnats.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Uh-huh.
So no, bees ain't no cute shitover here, it's just some of the
ugly-ass flies, bro.
They are found in tropical andsubtropical rainforests, often
areas with rich leaf litter anddecaying wood.
Many species are consideredendangered or rare, with some
known only from their originaldiscovery location.

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Some fairy lantern species havebeen thought to be extinct but
have been rediscovered afterdecades, going back to that they
only live on the ground.
So, and researchers continue todiscover new species of fairy
lanterns, highlighting theirongoing evolution and adaptation
.
And they look more like a fungithan plants, especially when

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not in like when they'reblooming and whatnot.
Uh, and these plants are foundin tropical south america, asia,
australia and parts of japan,new zealand, the united states
damn hold on.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
All right, I don't have another plant.
I mean, I did, but you havethat plant let me just tell you
the story.
So this is a case where plantscause strange or mysterious
deaths.
All right, so this is in.
Uh, hold on, give me a sec,give me a sec, give me a sec,

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give me a sec.
It's a bit of a long story like, you got all right so in a
small riverside town calledlashevo.
Lashevo, something like that,quiet, unassuming, nestled on
the edge of russia's tataristanrepublic, lived the family like
any other.

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Five of them shared the home.
Mikhail, the father, was arespected law professor at kazan
federal university, the type ofman who led legal journals at
the breakfast table and ironedhis shirts to razor sharp
creases.
Anastasia, his wife, gentle,nurturing and endlessly patient,
spent most of her days caringfor the house and their youngest

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daughter.
There was gregory, who was 18,freshly graduated and planning
to follow in his father'sfootsteps.
The children, maria, eight,innocent and bright-eyed, still
played with the dolls in thegarden.
And finally there was iradiairada I don't know how to say
that the grandmother, let's justsay grandma right g-mom,

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widowed years before, but sharptongue, toughest nails and full
of old world russian wisdom.
The soviet union really?
No, I'm just joking.
Um, all right.
So, like many houses in thearea, there was like sellers in
the houses and then the sellers.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
They essentially stored like things, obviously oh
god, I thought you would havelike a fruit cellar or like
vegetable cellar type of thingwhere it would start like just
stuff for the winter kind oflike canon stuff.
You know what I'm saying, yeah,yeah like that's how.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
That's how they used to do it.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Like that's like your fridge in the center.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah, yeah, there you go this was a place that they
stored, like vegetables andstuff like that for, like the
brutal winters but, inside thecellar there was like no windows
, no ventilation, no, nothing,all right.
So it was like a sunday morningor something like that, in late
august, you know, the daddecided that he was going to
cook something, right, and hewas feeling proud.

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You know, the weather wasturning, he wanted to warm a
stew or something.
You know he was like I'm gonnago grab something from the
cellar, all right?
So, his voice echoing down thehallway, his wife nodded,
distracted of maria's schooluniform.
He opened the cellar door.
It creaked like something froma novel.
The stairwell beneath wasnarrow and steep, carved into

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old stone in line with old pipes.
He flicked the light on anddisappeared below, so like
seconds go by or whatever youknow time's going and then the
wife is like where?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
are you at saying his name, whatever calling his?

Speaker 1 (21:52):
name no response.
So she was like wait a minute,what happened?

Speaker 2 (21:56):
so she went down there like downstairs and she
was like maybe he tripped, maybehe like fell, maybe maybe he
did, maybe somebody was downthere, right, okay, okay, right,
right, right, right Right.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
And so she went, but she never came back up either.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Oh, have you heard this story?

Speaker 1 (22:12):
So she went down and, like I said, she didn't come
back.
And then the son he was likeconcerned.
He was like wait a minute,where?
Where's mom and dad?
The cellar doors open orwhatever, right, right.
So he goes down there and likehe had his phone in his hand he
was like ready to call for helpor whatever, or he was just like

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going to investigate rightright and he opened the door and
he was like, like you know,calling his mom and his dad, but
no one answered.
So he did what anybody would dohe went down there.
He didn't come back.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
No, but that's no what would would do.
He went down there, he didn'tcome back.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
No, bro, no.
What would you do Real quick?
What would you do in thatscenario then?

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Bro, I'd call the more people.
Bro, somebody else, I'm notgoing down there, bro, I'm
throwing a whole flashbang Dingthe demon in there.
Ah, nah bro, like hey, Allright.
Nah bro, like hey, alright.
Both my parents down there,right, I'm yelling their name.
Nobody answering.
Bro, I'm calling.
I'm calling the police.
I'm not even going down there,because my mom already went down

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there she ain't coming back.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
I'm calling the police, I'm calling the
ghostbusters FBI.
I'm calling the FBI.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
I'm calling the Avengers, I'm calling the school
, telling them I can't make it.
I'm calling the Avengers, I'mcalling the school telling them
I can't make it.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
I'm calling Optimus Prime, I'm bringing serious
backup for whatever's in thatcellar, but I ain't even going
down there, bro.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
There's two people already, but I ain't about to be
the third bro.
So, like I said, Hopefully Iain't about to get wiped.
Bro, he went down there didn'tcome back, oh man.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
So you know, everything was quiet and the
daughter was like wait, where iseverybody?
Like where'd everybody go?
And the grandma's like wheredid everybody go?
Pretty much, and they were likejust walking around the house
and they saw that the well, theyknew they went to the cellar
right so they finally got to thecellar door, um, but the
grandma knew something was wrong, so she didn't panic, at least
not yet, okay.

(24:06):
So she called a neighbor on thelandline and her voice was
trembling but she was likepretty much saying, like you
know, they went down there andthey never came back and
everything.
So you know, I just see theheads up like I guess the like
call for help or whatever grannyknows well, granny granny knows
well.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
You have some experience right.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
So all right.
So called, but then thegrandma's, like I got to go down
there and check my cell.
So the grandma went down there,take the phone with you, take
the phone with you.
But no, no, no.
She went down there by herself,like no, no, nothing, I don't
think.
But then the neighbors hadarrived by the time she went
down there.
I think they like said theywent down there and they went,

(24:44):
like the police and everybodypulled up and the cellar door
was already open at the time.
As soon as they went down thereto go investigate everything,
four dead bodies on the ground.
Nobody else died, though.
Everybody died the grandma.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
No, but like none of the other people.
Oh, no, no, no, no, just these.
But they found the four bodies.
Yeah, there was four bodies inthere.
Okay, okay, okay, okay okay.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
So when they found all the four bodies, all
collapsed in different cornersof the cramped underground
chamber.
There was no signs of violence,no blood, no struggle.
Each had died quickly,strangely, almost peacefully.
Tell you shit?
What do you think killed them?

Speaker 2 (25:24):
I'm just throwing this out there.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
It might be crazy.
So they said there wasn't anygas from a heater, it wasn't
poison from outside, it wasn't acrime scene, it was potatoes,
potatoes.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Potatoes.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Potatoes.
A potato flew around my roombefore you came.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Potatoes.
You're telling me what you'regrowing.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Uh-huh, why you think I'm growing them.
We about to kill the wholevideo.
I'm about to poison the wholewater treatment.
No, I'm just joking.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
If you find a potato in front of your door, don't
touch it.
Damn, okay, okay, okay.
A potato, okay, that's crazythough.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
So a little quick interesting fact about potatoes.
Um, if I mean, obviously yougot a storm, like in a cool area
that's dark, no sunlight,whatever, right, cool, keep in
mind cool, right, all right.
So, essentially, sometimes thepotatoes decay or whatever, well
, these were decayed and oncethey decayed they released like

(26:23):
a toxic gas, it's kind of like asolanine, it's like a natural
chemical, that's like in highconcentration but it's like a
neurotoxin, that's it but.
But that's, I'm just joking, Iwas about to say but but that's
because it's stored in thatbecause, it was storing there,
so the gas is concentrated.
From the potatoes going back.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
It ended there was no ventilation.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Shit my phone.
I had to adjust my.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
There was no ventilation or anything, it just
stayed right there it juststayed poking it bro, Damn.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Imagine, bro, just a whole gas chamber, no pun
intended anyway Literally.
Homemade gas chamber.
Really, yeah, that was prettymuch.
It bro, like the gas filled theairtight cellar because it was
like no ventilation.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Like I said, that's crazy.
So when?

Speaker 1 (27:09):
the dad went down there.
Obviously he just like inhaledall that inhaled, it instantly
went boom, hit the hell.
Mom goes down.
I don't think they had the dooropen, I think it might have
been closed.
They like walked in, like openthe door, walk down and close it
right, boom.
Mom died.
Brother does the same thing,boom.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
But when the grandma was gonna go down there she had
left the door open so it allowedit to to ventilate yeah, to
ventilate a little bit, so thatessentially helped release some
of the poison from the damn as awhole village dead bro she
poisoned the whole village.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Damn bro, only thing she poisoned the whole village.
Damn bro, Only thing aboutherself.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
All potatoes, bro Potatoes bro you talking about
the days that?
The french fries, bro, thefrench fries are made up the
things they sell at McDonald's.
Bro, that's crazy.
I was trying to get to that,you got to I was trying to get
to that.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
You got to it so much quicker than I did.
But um, yeah, they essentiallylike said, like what they
probably felt was like they wentdown there, they got dizzy and
then boom, they just fell overand died damn quick, and quick
too, huh damn, but it's crazybecause it was like a normal day
and the daughter just literallylost her whole whole family but

(28:22):
gone whole family wasannihilated my potato you think
she ever made mashed potatoesafter that?
I don't know.
That's kind of crazy, though,because it's like a true story
yeah, yeah it's crazy, but uhthat was pretty much it.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
That is insane bro, to think, to think that, uh,
that potatoes do that, bro,right damn Right.
Damn that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
So y'all remember, keep your potatoes in a good
ventilated area.
Make sure you have them in acool damp place.
Don't let them.
Things go bad now.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
But I remember one time my mom when we were little.
She let a whole potato.
That motherfucker had roots andeverything growing out of it
bro.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Oh, for real.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Underneath the, underneath the uh, the one of
the cabinets, bro at like in thecorner I found that thing.
I was like, oh, what the fuckis this?
I told my mom she's like don'tthrow this shit away.
But it's a little crazy.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
But it's like hands and everything, yeah, but it's
like, bro, don't throw me away.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
That shit broke your wrist, bro was looking at me
like um that humpty dumpty memewhere it's just humpty, dumpty
with the like inside of uh, likea cat, like a cat costume or
something like that.
You haven't seen it.
Uh-uh, it's like a weird little, it's a weird little image.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Look at me having all this brain rot in it.
Well, I got to say nah, nah,nah, that's a classic.
Nah, that's a classic, yeah,that's a classic, but damn
brother, that's crazy.
Y'all be safe out there withy'all make sure you, you're

(29:48):
storing everything correctlylike do your research right
right, a little bit of researchcan help a lot and it can save
your whole family right, it'sjust.
It's not just that, though,because, like you know, there's
also like plants that might belike toxic to like dogs, like
indoor plants that oh yeah, ohyeah or like kids and everything
.
So you, if you're gonna haveplants or have vegetables or

(30:08):
something like I said, please doyour research.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
You could save someone's life or or something
you know you can save your ownlife.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Essentially, um, another crazy thing is uh, I
think tomato I mean tomatoleaves are also poisonous too.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Oh, for real.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Like the leaves of the tomato plant, if I'm not
mistaken.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
So you can't even eat , you can't even consume them,
you're not even supposed toconsume them.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Damn bro.
I've been eating them and I waslike Imagine bro you pull out
one of these and you're likepotato, I mean tomato Whole cake
is in my head.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
What could have done to?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
I know what happened.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Potatoes Hold on a second Throw it on my body.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
I catch on fire, throw it on you, just stomp it
out.
The suspect seems to have Lefta footprint.
Hey yo, chill guys.
This is just me, just me, it'sjust me.
I'm the detective.
It's almost like he came tolook at the crime scene again to
come for uh, uh, what's it likea trophy?

Speaker 2 (31:14):
right, right.
They say that's what they saidabout serial killers, but they
always come back to their uhthat's what they say.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
That's what they say but I've never been to the same
time, huh I need to changestates this ain't even my real
name yeah, it's not even my realname, in case you're no, but uh
, yeah, bro, that's crazy stuffright there bro that is that as
well you have something likethat too, though don't you like

(31:40):
a story like that?

Speaker 2 (31:42):
plants.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
I remember it was like an old episode that we did
on the Cosmic Cove you wereessentially talking about.
I think it was like during thewitch trials, how that village
oh yeah, the village, but thosewere.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Oh yeah, that was shrooms that grew in the water,
or like the water supplies wentthrough the shrooms.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Into the well or something Uh-huh.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
So this was discovered, like recently, that
that whole village they foundlike there was a whole colony of
shrooms growing in their waterand like essentially their water
supplies you know they wouldget water from the river and all
that and they realized thatthose shrooms were like shrooms
that make you trip, Likepsychedelic shrooms and so

(32:26):
people were just consuming themand it was basically like you
can get, like they were likemicrodose in a sense.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
Crazy ass pizza bro.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
So they were like you know, they would eat shrooms,
like mushrooms too, and stufflike that.
And you know, without knowing,they're not going going to kill
you, they're going to make youtrip the fuck out.
So, you know, just consumingthat.
So just alternating your mindstate, because I mean, in a
sense, shrooms can alternateyour.
You can go crazy if you like.

(32:58):
You're not careful with it, youcan just doing too much of it
and what not.
But they found out that theywere just consuming.
They were just consuming.
They were just nonstopconsuming, shrooming bro, every
day.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Just a little bit of microdosing.
Just because they were drinkingwater, A whole Burning man
event, they were cooking youknow it was Burning man, all
right, but yeah, bro, so that'swhat they're saying.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Their witch scare at the time it could have led to
from there just tripping andseeing.
And I mean one thing on true,you are like hardly you start
believing more stuff that youwouldn't normally believe and
stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
It's like a normal villager.
You know he drinks some water,starts tripping out a little bit
.
One of the females walks by, hetalks to her.
She says two plus two is four.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Hey yo.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Ay yo, what even is that Ay wench?
This wench is a wench.
Ha ha ha.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Bro, you're so bad.
The slightest shit bro.
The slightest shit bro.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
I know it's bad to laugh about it, bro, so the dude
walks by and Breeze moves, someleaves as he's walking.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
You seen that.
You seen that.
You seen that, Bro chill, chill, chill.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
What really happened was just a wind, but what he saw
was like she did some type ofcrazy dancing.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Nah, but I can't even imagine them doing all that
like going about their daybecause, like, literally
everything is moving, like thetrees move, like on shoes to
trees move, you can see thembreathing.
You like, you gonna just see so, bro, going about your day,
microdose like that, bro, Ican't.
And then any little thing, andthen it.
People already scared, alreadygot this scary in them.

(34:46):
You know, they waiting, theywaiting for somebody.
I thought about to, to, to getthere, but just get him, but all
that.
But we just put some stones on.
Put some stone on, just get himBro.
All that, bro, and just Putsome stones on him.
Put some stones on him, drownhim, drown him.
If he don't drown, he a witch.
If he do, drown, he not a witch.
Play ball Bro.
That logic, bro, that logicmake the day.

(35:14):
Bro.
You just bet, betting on theside, he ain't gonna come up.
Yeah, he is, he gonna come up.
I give you two over ten.
Motherfucker dies, bro.
Motherfucker taking a side bet.
Motherfucker just dies, bro.
He's just underwater, bro, he'sjust bloop, bloop.
You see no more bubbles, bro.
Motherfucker dead bro.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
My with y'all dumbasses.
That's the last thing mybubbles will say.
I'ma come back haunt y'allBitch ass.
No, it's crazy cause.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
I mean, I guess, like if your soul, like if you, I
would curse them motherfuckers.
They do some shit like that tome.
I curse them.
I put every little bit ofenergy I got left from them.
I curse the motherfuckers, bro.
I ain't even going to lie.
They do some shit like that tome.
I curse them.
I put every little bit ofenergy I got left from them.
But I curse the whole village,bro.
I'm coming back as a demon orsomething, bro.
I'm haunting the village forreal now, bro.
Everybody going to die,everybody going to die, bro.
So you know, that type ofenergy gets stayed right there,

(36:09):
bro, so that you pick up on thattype of energy while tripping
too.
So, bro, whole recipe fordisaster right there.
What a time, bro.
What a time.
I'm just gonna see what thefuck they got going back there,
bro.
I'm gonna give a full dose, bro.
Just give those New Englandpeople just a full dose of shoes

(36:32):
, bro.
See what happens bro.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Alright bro, what you happens, bro All right.
Bro, what you got, bro Allright.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
All right, thurber's Stem Sucker?
All right, check this out.
It has no roots or leaves ofits own.
In fact, it consists of littlemore than these minuscule
flowers which attractpollinators with the strong
fruity fragrance.
Fragrance.
Stem suckers haveconventionally been classified
with rafflesia, another parasite.

(37:00):
Come on class.
We talked about this, um, thoughthey are now thought to be
unlikely relatives of, uh,cucumbers and pumpkins oh shit
flowers rarely sprout directlyfrom the plant's woody stems,
but these diminutive bloomsdon't even belong to the plant
whose stem they are sproutingfrom.
Throbber's stem sucker is atiny parasitic plant that grows

(37:21):
within the tissue of otherspecies in the deserts of
southern USA and Mexico.
So it's just a little tinyplant, but just a little tiny
thing that's grown off justeverything else.
Really, damn bro, it's crazyhow that works.
Like it's crazy, all right.
So it has no visible partsexcept for the flowers.
They're completely hiddeninside the host plant stems.

(37:44):
The flowers are usually small,with only male or female flowers
on each plant.
Scientists are unsure whatpollinates these tiny flowers,
but they are likely pollinatedby small insects Like bees,
wasps or ants, and each plantOnly produces Either male.
But yeah, that's it for thatone.

(38:05):
So they really don't know muchhow to get about.
Yeah but yeah, so they just begrowing on other plants.
Yeah, they just be growing onother plants, bro.
They like legit, just begrowing on other plants damn bro
me at lowe's.
Yeah, this is a nice plant,bring it home just die now, but

(38:27):
it's crazy because I was sayinglike pages of it and it
literally it's just is it like avine?
Oh no, it's just so.
Like literally, the stems of,like other plants they have,
like these little bumps andthose little bumps are.
You can only see them when theyflower, and so the little bumps
are like the flower and likethat's it, like the like,

(38:49):
they're like tiny little flowers, so it's like the rest of the
body is inside of the like,inside of a stem.
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah yeah, okay,so they just, they just sprout
and then, but yeah, so theydon't know how, like who
pollinates them, they don't know.
They just, like I said, theyjust be guessing that it's ants
or animals like that, that carrylike plants, like they just
they're just weird little plants.
But these weird little plants,damn weird little plants.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
But that's crazy.
There is some weird ass,fucking strange plants out there
.
I wonder if there was like anydifferent plants, like from
prehistoric times, type shit ohyeah, there is that that died
out are you talking like oh yeah, like a venus fly trap, like
eight people, like john one,they did, they have.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
They do have some who not be watching documentaries
who said documentaries watching,uh them fake movies.
Well, oh, you're talking aboutlike pan 34 I don't know what
that is.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
It's a gay ass movie that that came out.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
I thought it was gonna be good.
It was.
I've never seen.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
It was not good all right, so check it, check this
one out.
This one is plants used in amurder case.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Plants used in a murder case Okay.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
So in the picturesque town of how do you say that?
Leon Gatha, nestled in therolling hills of Victoria,
Australia, Life moved at aleisurely pace.
The community was tight-knit,the kind where everyone knew
each other's names, and weekendswere often spent sharing meals
and stories.
You know, casual stuff.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Just to set the tone.
Yep, right, yep.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
So, on a crisp winter afternoon in July 2023, erin
Patterson prepared a speciallunch at her home.
The guest list was intimate Herformer in-laws, dawn and Gail
Patterson, gail's sister HeatherWilkinson and Heather's husband
, ian Wilkinson.
Erin's estranged husband, simon, was invited, but chose not to

(40:47):
attend.
Her two children were out forthe day enjoying a movie at a
local cinema.
The centerpiece of the meal wasa homemade beef wellington, a
dish that Aaron had taken greatcare to prepare.
The gathering was cordial,filled with laughter and
reminiscence, a semblance ofnormalcy among the complexities
of familiar relationships.
Okay, okay, I definitely wrotethis.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
As all our notes we do.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
That's definitely my vocabulary, as all our notes we
do.
That's definitely my vocabulary, yeah, so, so, so the hugs
pulled up and then really really, twin said I can't pull up
tight shit really.
But, um, all right.
This is where this is where thethe whole pace of the story
changes.
Okay, okay, all right.
So the following day, all fourguests began to experience

(41:34):
severe gastrointestinal symptoms, such as nausea, vomiting and
diarrhea.
Something slight, reallySomething slight, because when
it's coming out from both sidesyou're not really in a
predicament.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
You're really not.
You just stick your head down.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
What do you do?
Hold on.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
What do you do then?

Speaker 1 (41:51):
On some Trooper drink type shit, okay, if you got it
coming out from both sides.
That's already happened to mebefore.
No trash can in sight.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
No trash can in sight , say you're at the store.
At the store?
Oh, it's never happened to me.
Oh, at the store is crazy.
It's happened to me, but at thehouse, like it never happened
to me, All right, fine, fine,look Both sides.
I'm butt naked in that bathroom.
I'm butt naked in that bathroom.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
I can already imagine this.
I can already imagine I'm notLook.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
I'm already butt naked in that bathroom.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Dry heaving.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Dry heaving Like a cat trying to get out of her
ball.
Who saved me?
Who saved me On all fours?

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Pants are down.
Somebody walks from the veryentrance of the door.
All they see is me on all foursbutt, ass fucking naked just
making some weird noises.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Cause I'm like nah, look, I'mgonna be honest, this shit
happened to me.
If it happens to me, like inpublic, like in the store, but
look, first thing, I got to gomy clothes, bro, because I'm not
.
Not only am I about to besweaty, not only, like we said
both sides, I ain't about to betaking my pants off, like no, if

(43:09):
y'all have food poisoning.
Before this shit, this shitruns through you In respect.
Listen, before this shit, thisshit runs through you in respect
.
So, butt naked, uh, I'm just,I'm just rotating really, I'm
just, I'm just, I'm just, youknow keep flushing, keep
flushing.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Okay, I was about to say you just have your face in
your mouth.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
I can't even do that, okay, it's crazy no, let me
tell you, it ain't too nasty.
Let me tell you one time.
So this shit happened to me.
I got food poisoning and it waslike that.
But I had just got out thetoilet and like I look, I said
fuck.
No, I had a flush right quick,threw up all over my, threw up
all over my self.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Who said oh?

Speaker 2 (43:47):
literally I said I'm going to fuck.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Look, sometimes you just got to Push so hard on your
throat.
You end up just pooping.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
And literally moments after that I had to sit back
down Because that shit wascoming out again.
But that shit, I had foodpoisoning like Three or four
times, every single one Iremember.
But that shit is the worst, bro, that shit.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Alright, real question what did you eat?
What was it that gave?

Speaker 2 (44:16):
you, I call that place right now.
No, no, no, look.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
You know where I live .

Speaker 2 (44:26):
You know that burger joint that's around the corner.
That's around the corner.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Huh, for real, ain't?
No way bro.
I just ate there my stomach'sstarting to hurt.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
But I swear to god, but I went, I went, I ate, food
was amazing, food was good.
Woke up like at two in themorning uh, finding demons, damn
bro I was just I knew that's,and I knew because that's the
only thing I had ate all day,and yeah, but that shit.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Damn bro.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Shit making my stomach bubble just thinking
about that, bro.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Hell, no, and ever since then.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
I haven't gone back.
No, I haven't gone back and Iain't going to lie.
No, I ain't going to lie, Iwent back again.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Did the same thing.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Did the same thing.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
I went back again, did the same thing, did the same
thing.
I went back a third time Justto make sure it was there Y'all
want to know something funny.
No, never mind, I shouldprobably save that for the
Truver drink.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Okay, up to you.
No, I want you to tell me yeah,go ahead.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Let me tell y'all something crazy that y'all
didn't.
Oh God god, what I did, whatthe fuck I do, what haven't I
done?
This man is something else.
Man, oh the shenanigans you do.
But I just think about it likeit just pops in my head randomly
throughout the day.
I'm like, what the this man issomething else.
So I was like, um, I forgot, Ithink we we invited you to go

(45:52):
eat at the house, or you weregoing to go out to eat, or
something like that.
And you're like, oh, I justordered my food from Beep.
And then I was like, oh damn,it's all right bro.
Next time You're like I'llcancel my order.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
I was like how?

Speaker 1 (46:05):
And you're like watch this.
Oh, that was already there.
Yeah, he showed up at the house.
He's like house because I'lljust cancel my order.
So he called the place, likeyou know, picked up and they're
like yeah, hello, this is beepbeep.
You know well what can I helpyou with?
This man straight face andeverything.
Didn't stutter, didn't have tothink about nothing, just

(46:27):
improvised on the spot.
Go ahead, let the people knowwhat you say.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Yeah I heard it with that yeah, yeah, I just got out
of the car crash.
Look, look.
I hate disappointing randompeople.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
I don't know what the fuck wrong with me.
I just Damn.
I just got into a car wreck.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
I can't even make it to go pick up my food.
That girl was like oh my God,are you okay?
Yeah, I'm okay.
Oh bro, no, the crazy part wasI had done that shit like two
days ago.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
At the same place?
No, it was.
I was about the same bro.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
That was at the Mexican bro, like I forgot what
it was.
But it was essentially like thesame type of situation where I
would like I'm guessing I had togo somewhere else or I had
somewhere, like I don't know.
But I called him too.
I was like, yeah, yeah, I wascalling just to.
I just got a car accident, soI'm trying to catch up on my
order.
I don't know if I'm going to beable to make it, so I don't
want y'all waiting for me.

(47:26):
I don't want y'all waiting forme.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
If y'all get a phone call.
If anybody works at a fast foodplace, you get a phone call
From somebody that orderedpreviously and they said they
got in a car wreck.
It was probably Yaya.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
And I was like Cause, if they do get in a car wreck,
I ain't gonna call nobody.
The last thing gonna be on mymind yeah, let me cancel this
order down.
You know what I should call myshirt right now?
But you know how I shouldreally call right now my order,
my order right now.
Just make sure you're notwaiting for me.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
It's the silly things I do really.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Y'all live like I really gotta follow this man on
snapchat.
I swear he gets into some freewill.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Free will is a hell of a drug.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
I'll tell you what all right, so um you know, so
they started like my fault,right the side tangent.
So initially they weredismissed as signs of a stomach
bug okay however, as theirconditions rapidly, uh, got
worse, or whatever, they weredismissed as signs of a stomach
bug, okay.
However, as their conditionsrapidly got worse, or whatever

(48:39):
they were admitted to thehospital and everything.
So Erin herself reported mildsymptoms and visited the
hospital but declined admission.
Well, you know, she said simplecheckup but didn't want to be
sent to the back.
Pretty much so doctors,concerned by the severity and
similarity of the cases, alertedthe authorities.
So medical examinationsrevealed that the patients were

(49:02):
suffering from acute liverdamage, a hallmark of poisoning
by uh amatoxins, uh deadlycompounds found on certain
mushrooms.
Pretty much okay so autopsieslater confirmed that the deaths
were consistent with theingestions of Amanita
phallioides phalliades I don'tknow how to say that.

(49:25):
It's pretty much like a deafcat mushroom.
Oh, okay, that type of mushroom, pretty much so.
Investigators turned theirattention to Erin.
She claimed to have used driedmushrooms purchased from an
asian grocery store months prior.
However, she could not providedetails about the store or the
exact type of mushroom used herkitchen was searched and

(49:45):
evidence of the meal preparationwas collected.
Further scrutiny revealed thataaron's phone had been reset
multiple times and onlinesearches related to poisonous
mushrooms were discovered on herdevices.
These findings raisedsuspension about suspicions
about the nature of the incident.
So, on august 4 of 2023, gailpatterson and heather wilkinson

(50:08):
succumbed to the poisoning.
Don patterson passed away thefollowing day.
I, ian Wilkinson, survivedafter receiving a liver
transplant.
So Erin Patterson was chargedwith three counts of murder and
one count of attempted murder.
She pleaded not guilty and thetrial is ongoing, if I'm not
mistaken.
Well, I don't know, maybe Ithink it's still ongoing.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Okay, I haven't got no updates.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, that isgreat, did this.
Oh okay, I haven't got noupdates.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, damn,that is great, did this.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
oh well, they don't say why she did like well, since
I'm going.
Sure, there was a motive, but Ireally didn't look, look at it.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Yeah, that's cool.
But damn bro, that's great.
You know what she fucked up wasdeleting her whole search
history.
She should have just left it onthere.
She should not.
You can delete individual.
Oh, that's what she fucked up.
That's what she fucked up.
That's what she fucked up.
And now you said NordVPN.
No, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Use the special code at DuckDuckGo.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Damn, that's crazy with the mushrooms, though Right
with the whole mushroom Wholeplant.
Hey, I give it to her.
That's a little bit more, alittle different than cyanide or
what else they be using, justpoisoning a little bit more.
Uh, a little different thancyanide or uh, what does that be
using?
Uh, just poison and shit likethat.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
That's crazy that's crazy, right?
They use the whole mushroom forreal see, I know we were
talking about plants, but I Iwanted to incorporate this to it
because I actually find itinteresting now this it is the
plants were actually used inmurder cases, right or like?

Speaker 2 (51:32):
I would have never thought about that yeah, oh, I,
I would have thought about that,or they just kill you
unintentionally.
See, usually you load somegrape shot into a cannon.
That'll get the job done.
But damn bro.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Alright, that's pretty crazy, bro.
Do you have another one or youwant to do the FFF?

Speaker 2 (51:50):
How are we on time 53 .
53?
We are at 53?

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Oh no, we're at 53.
53?
, we are at 53?
Oh no.
We're at 53 more the 53 minutes.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
We're at 53?
.
Mm-hmm Already, mm-hmm, damn.
Yeah, I'll do another one, bro,all right.
That's cool, you find the oneMm-hmm.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Yeah, you do the last one.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
All right, all right.
Dragon's blood tree.
From afar they look rather likethe cartoon trees.
A young child might draw hugeumbrellas blown inside out.
Dragon's blood trees are uniqueto the desert island of Socotra
, a hobbit of evolution, lyingon the coast of Yemen and
Ethiopia, where soils are thinand rain scarce.

(52:30):
Their unusual shape trapsprecious moisture from sea mist.
Water condenses on the trees,waxing leaves, then dribbles
down branches to the gratefulroots.
The dense foliage helps toreduce water loss, while the
strange name if cut the barkbleeds a reddish resin which has
long been tapped and dried forsale as medicine or dye.

(52:51):
According to legend, the treesgrow where blood was spilled
during the titanic battlebetween the elephant and dragon,
which were brothers Accordingto the legend alone.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
So the dragon's blood tree is considered an umbrella
species because it providescritical nourishment and habitat
for a wide variety of otherspecies, including geckos,
snakes and endemic flower plants.
The rest app known as dragon'sblood has been used for
centuries as medicine, a varnishfor violins and even as

(53:22):
lipstick and embalming fluid.
The dragon's blood tree ishighly drought tolerant oh,
drought is highly droughttolerant, capable of surviving
long periods without wateraccording to oh yeah, periods
without water.
Dragon's blood trees don't havethe same growth rings as most
trees, making it difficult todetermine their age accurately.

(53:45):
It's a symbol of strength andendurance, and it appears in art
, literature and on the flagsand coats of arms of several
places.
And RMS Titanic was carrying 70.
Oh, this is just a little funfact.
The RMS Titanic was carrying 76cases of dragon's blood when it
sank in 1912.

(54:05):
Oh shit so crazy.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
So for any of the brain rot people listening, let
me translate this for you howthe plant came to be All right,
lira, liri, lir, all right.
That's why you were wentagainst the uh dragonini and
they essentially foughtessentially fought, and then it

(54:29):
essentially made a relative ofthe Toon toon toon toon, toon
toon, toon toon, toon toon toon,toon toon, toon toon toon toon
toon Toon toon.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Toon toon toon.
Toon toon.
Toon toon toon.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Toon toon toon, toon, toon, toon, toon, toon, toon,
toon, toon toon, toon, toon,toon, toon, toon, toon, toon,
toon, toon toon.
To talking about like don'tblame me, blame y'all I'll tell
you the blame.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Honestly.
I don't know.
I don't know why that brain rotyou don't gave me, but that one
right there just fucking,fucking sent me.
Bro, I have no clue why it isso entertaining.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
It is so entertaining for me, but I don't know why no
, but uh, that's pretty much itfor the plants I mean obviously
there's, like plenty of other,plants and everything we could
do, but we're kind of short ontime because I forgot to clean
and clear out the memory cardand move our old audio files
onto the computer.
My bad.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
We only human, y'all.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
We only human.
I'm slacking, I'm slacking, butwe're going to go ahead and go
to the next subject.
You already know what time itis.
It's time for that got it fear.
Is it all in your mind, orcould it be?

Speaker 2 (55:38):
real welcome to fear fact or fiction take it off my
check boss man.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
I pushed the wrong button.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
You got one job, I thought you did it for, uh, I
pushed the wrong.
Who improvises the spot, though?
So today we're gonna be talkingabout something very scary,
something real spooky.
I pushed it wrong.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Who improvises on the spot, though.
So today we're going to betalking about something very
scary, something real spooky,something a little, Something a
little Deary, might I say.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Endearing Not endearing.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
There it is.
There it is.
Go ahead.
Y'all, shut the fuck up, giveme the fucking subject.
They over here jacking up onthe wall.
We're over here.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
You'd like to know huh, jesus Dying to know what we
talking about?
Alright, so today we're whatwe're talking about Alright,
alright, alright.
So today we're going to betalking about the, not deer.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
We're not going to be talking about deer.

Speaker 2 (56:42):
We're not going to be talking about deer, so, oh, you
want me to start off, yeah yeah, yeah.
So the not deer, it's a cryptidthat has gained notoriety.
How do you say that?
Not notoriety in recent years,particularly with the

(57:02):
Appalachian region?
It's a deer-like creaturethat's described as being off or
wrong in some way, oftenexhibiting characteristics that
don't align with typical deerbehavior or appearance.
They're not deer, described aslooking like a deer from a

(57:23):
distance, but as one looks.
But but as one looks at it.
And long, but as jesus I justhad an aneurysm but as one looks
at it longer or gets closer,something about it is off.
Their movements are describedas being like a newborn deer,
but appearing appearing as anadult.
Some accounts suggest thecreature is double jointed or

(57:45):
has additional joints in itslimbs.
The limbs are described aslonger than those of a deer and
the chest very barrel like.
The way it moves is said to beaggressive compared to a deer.
The most defining feature,however, is the not deers do not
have eyes on the side of theirhead, but rather the front, like
a predator.

(58:05):
Not deers are said to not beafraid of humans.
Those who encounter them saythey have an uneasy feeling that
they are, that there is anintelligence and emotion about
them that furthers the feelingsthat there is an intelligence
and emotion about them thatfurthers the feelings that
something is off.
They're not there wouldgenerally approach humans, and
it's because of this that theall movements are noted, despite
, in counties, feeling off thecreature uh, feeling off the

(58:31):
creature has only been reportedto attack and provoke, such as
when an accountee tries to scarethem off.
Some accounts of such involvebeing chased up a tree by the
nut, by the nut deer, the nutdeer.
The nut deer may walk on hishind legs for a bit, as some
animals may do, in order tointimidate or in attempts to

(58:52):
reach individuals who are chasedup trees.
Not your encounters aresuggested by skeptics to be
encounters with deers who havebirth defects causing unusual
walking patterns and head shape.
The feelings reported by thosewho claim to have encounters
with not deers are thought to beresults of isolation, sleep
deprivation or other factors.
Do you want me to keep going?

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Yeah, you got it.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
An alternative to the deformed deer explanation is
that the county stumbled upondeer suffering from the early
stages of CWD, chronic wastingdisease, aka the zombie deer
syndrome For those who just alittle bit to just emphasize a
little bit.
So basically it just makes deerliterally, literally just act a

(59:40):
little crazy.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Act act weird, like honestly, just they start acting
weird, they'll start literallyacting they're like, like like
like a, not deer for all thosethat don't know, back in 2000
something there was a patchupdate.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
There was a hot update or whatever you want to
call it.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
A nature update, if you will Right, an earth update.
A little hot fake.
A little hot fake, but itglitched out.
Right right and the deersbecame decomposing deers.
Right, I remember when I wasgoing around?
Do you remember when that wasthat right?
Yeah, I could have sworn.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
there was like especially in north carolina
somebody had a video of like adeer that had that thing like
the d, what's it called?

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
yeah, dwc, uh c uh, cwd the deer that had a dwi um,
but because I remember we werefreaking out my uncle about it
like I can't remember who it was, I think it was my brother, bro
, I was freaking myself out, oh,for real.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Yeah, I used to tell Bosman about it, bro.
I used to tell him like, oh,you freaked him out, uh-huh, and
he's like for real, becausethere's a deer by my house.
Nah, there was one of myfriends that he he be hunting.
Oh, he said he, he would uhcease like he.

(01:00:59):
He had encountered him likethat and he would.
Uh, it was like, it was like aweird.
It was like weird.
And then I started like well, Itold her the boss, and then he
started.
He started giving like a wholelecture, like thanks to the
world.
I was like all right, bro.
But um, but yeah, I, I told himabout it.
I remember all that shit waswas happening when, uh, there
was like, like you said, there'sa shit ton of videos and
everything come popping up aboutit yeah, I remember.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Uh, we showed it.
He showed it to my uncle and myuncle started tripping.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
He's like y'all bullshitting me we're like no,
this is real.
This is going on right nowbrother.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Look on that man's face.
Anytime you give him, you tellhim anything about.
The world's gonna end, there'sgonna be a war, um, or or some
crazy crisis thing.
This man goes into full panicmode now.
You could see in his head thewhole day.
He's plotting about what heshould do, what he should buy.
But that's how my dad is that'show I be, bro, but it's so

(01:01:50):
hilarious to watch him like justbreak down bro.
He's like what can I do?
I need to do something, I needto do something.
But he's not.
He never does anything, he justgets over it after a while.
I saw that some of the not dearbehaviors include standing
perfectly still in the middle ofthe road even when cars
approach all the middle of theroad, oh shit it says they stalk

(01:02:11):
or watch people with eerieintelligence oh shit.
It says they run at impossiblespeeds or glitching a movement
that's what they say.
That'd be that glitch, yeah,that'd be the glitch, yeah, yeah
it says they make no noisewhere a deer would, where a deer
would like no rustling, nohooves clacking, none of that oh

(01:02:33):
shit okay, okay and it saysthey give off a sense of dread
nausea or triggering a flight orfight.

Speaker 2 (01:02:39):
Response from people yeah, I mean seeing them, even
with the ones that are diseased.
It's just like a weird feelingseeing them like, oh, like just
just going by the day, all crazyand shit well, it's the, not
deer but, that you have the notthere, and then you have deer
that actually do have thedisease.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Don't get it mixed, don't think just because you see
a deer with a disease, you'relike it's a not deer.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
That is not a deer Right.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
And start blasting it .
But they also said that, likeyou said, it gets on two legs
but it says they move silently,almost like the thing that you
saw.
It was a deer.
Oh hell, no, I don't know, Idon't know, I don't know.
Okay, so some of the theoriesabout the origin is that, um,
people say some believe likethat not deer is a glitch, like

(01:03:27):
nature's version of uh, uh, justlike, uh, how would you say,
like something from like aninterdimensional type of, thing,
oh, okay, okay.
Kind of like an alien experimentgone wrong that they just that
they put on Earth or some shitlike that.
Sorry, my frigging things.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
That's one of the theories, like aliens dropped an
infected deer, dropped it overhere and whatnot, and put it on
Earth, or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
That's one of the theories.
I don't know how true that is.
It's just theories, guys.
We just cover what we use, Allright.
So there's another one, Tied toAppalachian folklore.
Some say the night deer is aforest spirit or fae creature.
Locals warn never to whistle inthe woods or speak its name at
night.
So, don't go.
Okay, the areas that it's in,we forgot to cover where it's at

(01:04:17):
.
You said appalachian mountains.
For people that don't know,that's like west virginia,
virginia, north carolina yeah, Isaid, yeah, I said appalachian
region yeah, I think it covers acouple more states and I could
have sworn it was more, but it'smostly those, or it might just
be those okay okay, but um itsays um, it could also be like a

(01:04:39):
skin walker variant that's.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
I was gonna get to that too, yeah oh, go ahead, go
ahead, oh no, no, literally, Iwas just gonna, I was gonna say
that it's uh, yeah, they, they,they say it's like a, like a
when to go.
It could be like a when to go,um, like you, like a subclass of
it.
They're saying that, uh, it'slike a step below the, the, the

(01:05:01):
Wendigo, in terms of what itdoes and everything like that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
I saw that people get upset If you do make the
connection between the not deerand the Navajo traditions,
because it's just like acultural respect thing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Okay, that's what they say.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
yeah, yeah, yeah they're, so they're like you
know, don't call it a skinwalker, it's something that was
because I don't know, yeah yeah,it's like a form of respect for
people's beliefs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah um, otherpeople say it could be like a
government experiment gone,experiment gone wrong.
Like a french theory claimsthat abandoned military sites in
appalachia hosted experimentsthat created heart hybrids and

(01:05:40):
the night deer was like asurvivor of that.
Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
I mean, I think the most, in a sense the minute you
could say menacing factor of itis the eyes facing forward.
That's like a big one because,like you, always like predator
animals always have front facing, uh, from inside.
So that'd be weird just lookingat a deer, just literally
looking at you, because you knowhow they see you, but they see

(01:06:04):
you like they got to tilt, liketurn their head to, to see you
imagine was just like looking atyou, but like straight on, um,
uh, okay, so a little bit moreof the of how they're described
and whatnot.
Um, okay, so A little bit moreOf how they're described and
what not.
They're often also described aslarger than a typical deer,
sometimes even resembling thesize of a moose.

(01:06:25):
So they say Damn.
That's what they're saying.
That's what they're saying.
Anomalous body proportions,such as too long, too long legs
that's too long, as in likethey're too long, not that they
have two, oh okay.
They're just too long.
I'm not sure what this means,but it says stacked legs, oh, or

(01:06:46):
joints that bend in unnaturalways.
So again, the eyes and they sayfour-facing eyes are often
described as intelligent or evenmalevolent.
Some reports mentionunnaturally large or web-like
antlers, arms with hands orzombie-like appearance.

(01:07:07):
Like their antlers the way theylook and instead of, like you
know, having hooves you knowthey'd be having, like that
little deer from that movie,they have those Little Little
hands.
Um, gotta cover this.
But jerky movements and walkingon high leg, oh, on high legs,

(01:07:29):
uh, uh, some Some reports anduncanny Intelligence or
understanding Behind thecreature's eyes, like they can
just perceive that it knows, bro, it knows, uh.
Some accounts suggest Apredatory nature, or even that
they the creature's eyes, theycan just perceive that.
It knows, bro, it knows.
Some accounts suggest apredatory nature, or even that
they may be actively hunting andthey may not flee from humans

(01:07:52):
like typical deer.
They may even stare directly atpeople with disconcerting gaze.
I got some of the possibleexplanations to what.
Oh, it could be Not be, butwhat people are seeing.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Not like explanation to what it is, but like what
people in the reports what theycould be seeing if it's not the
not deer.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Some believe that not deer sightings are
misinterpretations of normaldeer behavior, or malformed deer
or just like we covered before,like they're just sick.
Or others say that they've beenhit by a car and they're just
doing.
You know, they got like braindamage and stuff.
They just don't wear shit.
Um, uh, some some suggestedthat nadia may be linked to

(01:08:48):
other native american folkloreor other regional myth.
In the essence of nadia as acreature that strays from the
expected characteristics of deer, even observers with the sense
of unease or something being notright about it.
And that's all the notes I havefor it I've got some.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Uh counts that people said they have had okay, if
they're not there.
So this is account one.
This is by uh, this was innashville.
I mean ashville, sorry.
Uh, they said it was lateoctober.
I was driving home from mygirlfriend's place around 1 am,
cruising along stretch, cruisingalong a stretch of the blue
ridge parkway that doesn't seemuch traffic after dark.

(01:09:24):
My headlights caught somethingon the road.
About 50 yards ahead lookedlike a big buck, antlers and all
.
So I slowed down expecting itto bolt, but it didn't move.
It didn't even twitch.
I got closer and something waswrong.
Its legs bit the wrong way.
I swear its front legs wereinverted at the knee, like
someone broke them and set thembackward.
It was too tall, like itsjoints were out of order.

(01:09:47):
The torso looked stretched.
Then it turned and lookedstraight at me.
Deer, don't do that its eyeswere forward like a dog or a man
, not wide and empty, like aprey animal.
It didn't blink, it didn'tflinch.
I stopped the car.
I didn't mean to, I just froze.
I couldn't breathe.
There was this wave of coldlike I've been thrown into a
freezer.
Then it smiled.
They said I swear, not just adeer bearing teeth.

(01:10:11):
It grinned like it knew whatfear tasted like and then it
walked off, not ran, walk likeit had all the time in the world
.
The person said I don't drivedown that road, no more.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
Bro, I see a motherfucking deer smiling at me
.
Go right over there.
No bro, right, I would havefloored it Smiling.
I would not miss that lyric Inmy song bro, bro a deer that's
Smiling is crazy and bro fancy,and both stop.

(01:10:44):
But why you stop, man?

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
I guess because he wanted he didn't want to, like
you know to prevent an accident,something from happening hit
that thing.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
That's what you get when you stop deer smile at you
you, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
You see something like that in the middle of the
road, bro you, and it walks off.
You're gonna going to reach forthat cigarette.
Open that box.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Who got the cello face?
Holy shit, hold on.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
I said for 10 minutes that you lost hope Singing.
Hey, drop it off, just quiet,wait, hey, hey drop it off, just
quiet wait nah bro, I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Ooh bro, if I, if I, if I had the experience, bro, I
really don't, I really don'tknow what the fuck.
I cannot, I wouldn't, Iwouldn't be.
Okay, bro, see the deer fuckingsmile.
Good thing, I'm good thing.
Good thing this prescription isnot updated, so I wouldn't even
see a smile, honestly goodthing the headlights get.
Affect my astigmatism and Iwon't be able to see what the
fuck's on the road that'ssmiling.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
It's crazy, though, right that's what they said, bro
.
All right, so this one is fromanother person, um junebug97,
from Reddit.
It says my cousins and I werecamping up in Floyd County,
virginia.
We grew up in the woods sothere wasn't anything new.
We had a fire going, beer musicplaying low.
Sometime past midnight we heardsnapping sticks down in the

(01:12:15):
dark, rhythmic, like with rhythmor whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like footsteps, yeah, yeah, yeah
.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
We turned the music off and called out.
No response.
Then we saw it.
It walked into the clearing,not ran, not bounded, walked
upright on two legs Like aperson.
It was shaped like a deer atfirst glance, but the limbs were
all wrong.
They bent like chicken bones,thin and too long.
It's neck rolled as it tiltedits heads at it Fuck it.

(01:12:43):
Its neck rolled as it tiltedits heads at it fuck its neck
rolled as it tilted its head atus.
I could swear it was trying tounderstand what we were.
The scariest part it didn'tlook confused, it looked curious
.
My cousin todd, who'sex-military and doesn't scare
easy, stood up with thisflashlight.
The beam hit it and that thingcollapsed forward like a puppet,
all limbs and joints cracking.
It scrambled off on all foursfaster than anything should move

(01:13:05):
.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
We packed up and left , haven't camped since the whole
incident Now, the fact that itgot down once the light hit it.
Oh okay, that's part of theintelligence, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
That's that part of that Four facing eyes right
there, that's that Andy's coming.
Oh shit, right, right.
Nah, that's mad intelligenceright there.
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
All right, one more.
So this is by Lexi W in RoanokeVirginia.
I be driving there all the time.
Right, I was about to say we beworking there all the time.
All those cabinets even foryour customers mold just imagine

(01:13:47):
they look suspicious.
All right, it says we live in amore rural rural part.
We live in a more rural part ofrona, close to the woods one
night last summer, around 2 am,I let my dog out into the
backyard.
He froze on the porch, wouldn'tmove.
Then I saw it what I thoughtwas a deer standing near the
tree line.
I almost called it pretty,until it took a step forward and
his leg bent sideways likespider.

(01:14:07):
It's like, oh, look at that,you close the door.
But you close like this andyou're like wait a minute, I
close it to stay out.

(01:14:29):
So they said I backed up andthat's where it made a noise.
It spoke.
I swear on my life.
It made a sound that soundedlike my dad's voice calling lexi
, but my dad passed away in 2019oh, hell no I slammed the door
shut.
It stayed out there until dawn.
I watched from the upstairswindow.
It didn't move, just stoodthere like it was waiting.
When the sun came up, it turnedand walked away like it never

(01:14:51):
happened oh, oh hell.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
No, that was a little crazy, that was.
Nobody got guns out here.
What the fuck right?
What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
then I started blasting Right.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Nah, that's crazy, bro, that's crazy, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
That's the shit that be happening, bro, according to
these people.
That's the shit that behappening out there, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Nah, that's crazy.
I used to.
I used to chill At the oldplace.
I used to chill At that backporch, bro, it'd be deers, it'd
be like about 10 years that willcome up, oh yeah, and we just
just chill right there.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
But that's right near you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
Yeah, damn because I'll just be out there like uh,
it's like when we didn't havework like that, I would.
I would maybe a cup of coffeejust be chilling out there in
the in the wintertime, but it'dbe out there, but it's crazy.
But thinking like one of thosewould just turn, turn to look at
me.
Oh, hell, no, what do you?

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
think?
What do you think about the NotDare Dem?
What do you?
According to our scaling system, what would you rate this thing
To?

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
our scaling system.
Unfortunately, unfortunately,unfortunately.
You know, I had high hopes forthis creature.
I mean, it's pretty cool,though it's a cool creature,
it's a cool creature, butcompared to everything else, the
roster we have going against,uh, honestly, it's a one for me
right it's a one.
It's it's, even though thestories really said it attacked

(01:16:08):
anybody really uh like for theuh research I did.
It said people have beenattacked, but I really didn't
find these stories that, uh,where people were were, um,
attacked, um, not only that, butsome of the stories that I did
find were like I thought weretoo creepypasta-y.
You know what I mean.
So it's just a one.

(01:16:29):
For me it doesn't really seemlike it's really not attacking
you, actively attacking you.
The last one was crazy, sayingthat here you're like the dad
that passed away.
That's crazy, but it's notreally like a danger, it's just
really bitch sage the house,throw some salt at your front
step like you feel like it'slike so slight, really so slight

(01:16:51):
.
Um.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
So, it's just, it's a one for me I, I agree, I think
it's a one for me too, but likeyou said, I mean threat-wise it
doesn't really seem like it'sthat much of a threat.
I mean especially if you're ina car.
Right, just hit it that gaspedal, just I don't recall
hearing people say my carsuddenly shut off and went and
cut back on me Right Now.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
If it's doing stuff like that, you know that'd be a
different.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
That'd be different get out and shoot it right.
You in north carolina, this isan open carry state.
Oh drago at the back seat whole, switch bro whole water, whole
water, uh, game water pulls up,take us out there it's like you

(01:17:39):
saw the not there, but when youpull up close to it, it's
somebody's dog, it's yourneighbor's dog.
Fuck, I hate when that shithappens.
Not again I hate when that shithappens.
It happens to me all the time.
This shit look like the notdear why was it looking forward?

(01:18:01):
but, um, yeah, like threat,threat wise is a one for me, bro
, when it comes to like uhpsychological or like scare,
like fear, fact, yeah, like whatI, what I want to see it for,
no right, but I'll tell you it'sprobably like a six.
Yeah, like scary, why yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
scary wise, yeah, scary wise.
Like a six, yeah, it's, it's.
Honestly, I wouldn't want toencounter it, or like especially
the fact that it stands up andthen at least most stories had
it, where, once the light hitsit, like you want to like what?
What you know?
Uh, it's like, like, like, wejust see that, bro, we see you

(01:18:35):
saying that bro.
Um, yeah, but like, like yousaid, third level, third level.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
Imagine you just like spot it in the woods and it
just like climbs up the tree,like that.
Oh, fuck, no, and then you justsee it swinging like Tarzan.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
Oh fuck, no, Grabbing the branch and swinging.
Oh you hear?
No, fuck, no bro.
If it's doing shit like that,yeah, it's going up the scale,
but nah, don't give no idea bro,idea bro, be giving them, no
idea they gonna make one ofthose.
They're not there tapping intothis episode, uh huh you gonna
see a not there training in thewoods, bro, just climbing trees

(01:19:08):
bro climbing trees and shit.

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
Alright, that's gonna be the end of that, right there
y'all, let us know what y'allthink, let us know if y'all have
ever heard of this, if y'allseen the videos about um, just
the deers with that disease likethat let us know if y'all have
any crazy stories like this.
Um, let us know what y'allthink about it like right you
ready to one?

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
are we laying?
Are we ready?
They're too low.
Are we ready?
Too high?

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
too high, but, um, yeah, that's pretty much gonna
be it.
We're to go ahead and head offto the final subject.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
Choo-choo-choo Pow.
I thought so.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Yeah, you People want to know why is the setting
always scary, why is it alwaysspooky around this time?

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
I mean not this time, but why is it always?
Why has it been spooky lately?

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
We've just been on a little kick about some spooky
stuff lately.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
You say why been spooky lately?
We just been on a little kickabout some spooky stuff lately.
You say, what we have orhaven't, why have we been on the
?
Why have we?
Okay, why have we?
Because?

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
that's the scariest kind of late I'm gonna lie right
.
I've been getting back into thescary stuff more like recently
I don't know why, but I've beenon a kick.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
It's just, it's just, uh, it's for me, for me,
respectfully, respectfully, theit intrigues me Honestly, the
paranormal.
It intrigues me so much.
It's just Just stories Growingup with countless stories
Growing up always, and thenGrowing up and having my own
stories.
It's just For me, it's just.

(01:20:35):
And then the fact that Not alot of people believe in it too,
that's maybe like Like withCause, really I'm a trans setter
.
So whatever people not fuckingwith, that's what I'm fucking
with really, because really,back in the day, nobody fucking
with anime and shit.
Now everybody fucking withanime.
Now I'm not fucking with anime.
You feel me?
You really got to keep movingon and advancing, bro, you feel
me?
So that's really what I'm onright now.

(01:20:57):
So the moment people startvoting paranormal, I'm going to
start saying that shit overratedreally.
Man, I still believe in it.
That shit's so 2025, man, thatshit's so old man.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
Let me guess you're going to go see a ghost Ghost
come on, man.

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
You believe in ghosts ?
That simple-minded shit rightthere.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
You need to go home and watch some anime.
That you need to go home andwatch some anime.
That's what you need to do.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
That's some real shit right there.

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
You need to go home and watch porn.

Speaker 2 (01:21:25):
Some real stuff Some real stuff, real people, real
situations.
Real life, real expectations,real dick sizes, real nut, real
seven inches the real one, notmy seven inches, not the thing,

(01:21:45):
the tape measure be pulling outTape measure be at the same age
as, like 24 inches man, thatmotherfucker be, live bro.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
That shit be a whole foot long, bro.
I'm like ain't no way, that'sseven inches.
What kind of tape measurethat's the T-Move tape measure?
That shit, not right.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
Hey, I need to recalibrate my tape measure man,
my tape measure's in, my tapemeasure's in on three.
Y'all know why Hard this shit'sseven.
I swear to God.

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
Y'all just got a crazy tape measure.
Y'all shit not calibrated right.
My tape measure got multiplierson it.
Oh, y'all just got a crazy tapemeasure.
Y'all shit not calibrated right.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
My tape measure got multipliers on that shit.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
Oh y'all got a Lowe's to get y'all.
That's why y'all fucked up.
Y'all need to go to Walmart.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
It's like I show them my tape measure.
It's like one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Eight, nine ten Real tapemeasure.
Look, here's some merch rightthere.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
Right Tape measure yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:45):
Like make a tape measure Like one, two, three,
four, like five, six, and thengive them like the actual space
On the other numbers Type shit,ten, nobody take that shit.
You take that shit, you a bitch, but yeah, paranormal shit, you
know, love it, love it.
It's that little scare, thatlittle Like that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
It gets to you right the fact that there's great like
scary spooky stuff out therethat people actually right
encounter like for real.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
Like for real, for real, not like uh and live to
tell the tale well, let me startoff I got a little story check
this out.
This is recent.
This is recent.
This is 2025 shit right here.
2025, shit right here beforethe hype before the hype before.
Everybody saw the bandwagon andall that shit.

(01:23:30):
Alright, so this shit like ameme coin tap in now before it's
too late this uh, so thishappened to my mom and stuff
damn.
But I feel.
So this happened to my mom andstuff Damn bro, I feel.
You know, Shout out my mom.
But she really out there Justgiving it all To bring me these
stories bro, whole reporter.
Field reporter out there.
She really just be risking itall Just to bring me these

(01:23:52):
stories.
Bro, I fuck with you, mom,that's why.
That's why I fuck with you.
That's why I fuck with youheavy when I make these millions
.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
Just know, I couldn could have done it without you.
When I make these millions, I'mblocking, but Nah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
But so Okay, let me how much time we got, so I don't
go too crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
We got an hour 25, I mean we're at an hour 25.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
Oh, I was about to say we got like 30 minutes.
30 minutes, okay, okay, roughlyOkay, I'll make these quick, so
, and that's it really.
30 minutes.
Okay, I'll make these quick, soand that's it really.
I'm sorry, so what?
Was so silly goose so okay, soI gotta tell we'll catch you on

(01:24:38):
the next episode.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
I got into a car accident and finished the rest
of my story.
We'll catch you on the nextepisode.

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
All right there y'all .
Okay.
So my mom was cleaning.
Okay, so my mom she was.
I'll tell you a little bit.
So my mom was a janitor at this, what is it called Fabrica, how
do you say Fabrica?
Factory Factory?
There you go, she's a jan.
It called Fabrica.
How do you say Fabrica?
Factory Factory?
There you go.
She's a generator at theFabrica and so obviously she be

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cleaning.
Recently they had closer downthere.
They just barely opened it backup right now.
She was cleaning and the way shecleans, obviously she be
mopping, she puts everythingback, she make everything be
organized and whatnot.
So she was cleaning and the wayshe cleans, obviously she be
mopping, she puts everythingback, she make everything be
organized and whatnot.
So she was literally finishingthe last room, just so she could

(01:25:29):
leave.
She hears something fall.
It's somewhere in one of therooms.
She's heard something fall.
It's like offices and it's likedining rooms where the
employees eat and everythingright now.
So right now it's like, um,like dining room was like where
the employees eat and everythingright now.
So right now it's underconstruction.
They be having like thesehelmets, uh, the the hard hats

(01:25:49):
and obviously you know thatcertain people wear certain ones
and everything like that, right.
So she was cleaning up and sheheard that and she was like fuck
it, I gotta go see what it is,because it's not her.
Her boss is like like Realbitchy dude, you know.
So she was like Fuck it, Idon't want him like Bitching at
me or what not.
So she goes back there, bro.
She goes into that room, chairspulled out, there's a helmet,

(01:26:15):
there's a hard hat On the floor,bro.
And she already that room likeClean bro.
She's like that hard hatDoesn't even belong in that on
the floor bro.
And she already that room likeclean bro.
She's like that hard hatdoesn't even belong in that room
.
There wasn't even a hard hat inthe room, like to say that they
got thrown in there orsomething Like nothing.
She was the last one, she wasthe last one out, bro.
And so, yeah, the chair waspulled out and there was a

(01:26:36):
helmet there and she was likeshe didn't want to touch it.
She said, fuck, I got to cleanit, I got to fix it or this dude
going to be bitching.
But she, better than me, bro, Iwould have left that shit.
But she went in there and putthe chair back and took I don't
know where she took the helmet,but she put the helmet in and
left bro, damn bro, I'm going tofuck with you.

(01:26:57):
That's a Louis 2 shit.
But you see my little, theoutline in the smoke figurine on
me.
But I'm going to go home.
I'm going to have to quitsmoking.

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
But I'm going to fuck with you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
He going to call me block.
Block.
You work the night shift bitch.
Fuck yeah, but okay, so, that'sokay.
So then I think literally thenext day, uh huh.
So she's finishing right, she,and she has to turn off All the
lights as she's leaving, and Ithink she was about To just
leave again when she hears Likesomething like Trying to catch

(01:27:30):
her attention, she said fuck, no, bro, she laughed bro, she
called my sister, but she wascrying and shit.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Oh damn.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
And uh, so that's that, that's the end.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
That's the end of that one, for uh damn for that
one right there, yeah damnmine's kind of long bro okay um,
let me, let me try and get itreal quick, all right, so this
is called el monito blanco, orit would translate to like the
white monkey, yeah, the whitemonkey so it was like.
In 2007, the aguilar family, ayoung couple and their two

(01:28:02):
children, javier, who was twoyears old, and his older sister,
daniela, age was five, movedinto a modest two-story home
just outside uh, matamorostamalipas.
The father, eduardo, workedlong hours and the mother, lucia
, stayed home to raise the kids.
The home wasn't anything fancyWhite stucco walls, rusted iron

(01:28:25):
gate and a patch of grassbrowned by the brutal sun but it
was theirs.
Lucia recalls the first fewnights as peaceful Birds
chirping in the early morning,laughter in the hallway, little
Javier running around the topfloor in his pajamas.
Life was good Until Javierstarted talking to someone who
wasn't there.
At first it was harmless.
He mumbled to himself in thecorner holding his stuff, bear

(01:28:47):
giggling and babbling toddlernonsense.
But soon the mumbling becamefull conversations,
conversations that luciaoverheard through the baby
monitor.
So one night lucia sat likestraight up.
She woke up in the middle ofthe night.
It it was around 2 am.
She thought she heard Javiercrying.
She walked down the hall,opened the door and saw her son

(01:29:07):
sitting in the dark face in thecloset.
So she was like mijo, what areyou doing awake?
And Javier turned his headslowly saying he says you can't
come in here.
And she was like who?
And the boy was like el bonitoblanco.
He said you can't.
So she didn't think much of itat first because, you know, kids
have imaginary friends.
It's normal, right, like that'snormal for it to happen.

(01:29:28):
Right, right, that's normal,though, right.

Speaker 2 (01:29:32):
You know what I'll be there?
What, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
But then things escalated quickly.
So Javier began requestingthings like odd things.
He asked Lucia to sit down themirror in his room.
I mean to take down the mirrorin his room.
He said the bonito didn't likebeing watched.
He refused to sleep unless thecloset door was open.
And one morning Lucia found himdigging under the bed with a
spoon and she asked him what areyou doing?

(01:29:59):
And he said he told me there'sa toy under the floor.
He said it's his and I need toget it back or he'll cough in my
bed oh, cough in my bed, whatthe fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:30:09):
okay, okay, all right , remember that so lucia asked
the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 (01:30:14):
Uh, so lucia asked around in the neighborhood.
That's when she met senoramarta, a woman who had lived on
the same street for over 30years.
When Lucia mentioned her son'simaginary friend, I mean, marta
went pale.
She was like it's not animagination.
She said he's real.
The spirit has been in thathouse since the 60s.
So, according to Marta, a childhad died in the house decades

(01:30:50):
earlier.

Speaker 2 (01:30:50):
A boy around four or five years old.

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
The rumor was that he had been locked in the Damn,
that's sad.
Lucia and Eduardo heard thudsfrom the attic.
Daniela, the older daughter,began sleepwalking, always
ending up in Javier's room,standing by the closet.
Doors would slam, lights wouldflicker and the baby monitor
would hiss with whispers, alwayscoughing, always whispering.
Then came Halloween.
Javier, only two years old,insisted on dressing as his

(01:31:14):
friend.
When asked what the costumewould look like, he described a
white creature with a skull faceand no eyes.
Lucia thought that he wasmimicking something from tv
until he drew a picture.
It looked like a child, barelyhuman a bloated head, no eyes,
no mouth, just deep black pits.
So the fallen straw came.
One cold november morning,lucia found javier in the

(01:31:36):
backyard digging a hole in thedirt with his bare hands.
His fingers were raw andbleeding.
He turned to her and saidcalmly I found where he's buried
.
He says I can't live.
Oh boy, oh boy.

(01:31:56):
This was the first.
This wasn't the first case ofthat house and that, whoever was
there wasn't the soul of achild.
It was something that wore thememory of one like a mask
something, feeding off theattention, the fear and the
innocence.
So the priest, the priestblessed the home.
They moved out a week later.
Um, so years have passed sincethe aguilars left that house.

(01:32:18):
It remains occupied, but theweird part about it is, whenever
people would move in, theywould always move in with kids,
like they would always have kids.
There's always kids there, ohshit, whenever the new tenant
came in or new owners.
They always had kids with them,oh shit and so you know.
Every few years neighbors reportseeing toys move in the windows

(01:32:38):
, hearing coughing through thewalls late at night.
One tenant ever reported theirson speaking to a white friend
who tells me secrets in thecloset.
They call them el bonito blancotoo.
So the next time your childtells you about their imaginary
friends, tell them, ask themwhat he looked like smack the
fuck out that little kid man andthat's pretty much it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
That's pretty much it .
Yeah, that's it for now.
That's great, but but they lethim dress up like that for
halloween though uh, I don'tthink they did okay, but they
saw the picture of it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
Yeah, they just like said to like describe what he
looked like I say what's thename?

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
lucille?
Lucille, you fucking up shawty,you fucking up man um, that was
pretty much it, though.

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
Okay.
Okay, you got another one.

Speaker 2 (01:33:17):
Uh, yeah, I'll give you another how much time we got
uh we're at a minute and 36, sowe got like 20 minutes 20
minutes, okay, um, yeah, give meanother one from my mom.
This is at another place.
She worked same thing.
She used to clean and uh, okay,so there was like a warehouse
in the back, right where she hadto get.
Uh, I heard like uh, cleaningsupplies and stuff, right, and
she had like a little cart.

(01:33:37):
She had like refill as the daywent by, right, so she would, uh
, she would go back there andshe always see somebody in there
waving at her.
So she ain't thinking nothing ofit, right, she's thinking, okay
, that's because there was likeworkers, every like literally
there was workers everywhere,right.
So she's like, okay, so thisdude's probably like the dude
that uh manages a little thatlittle section of that warehouse

(01:34:00):
, right.
So, um, oh, because there wasanother dude that had like
buzzer in to let her into that,into that warehouse, so she, you
know she ain't think much of it.
You know she's thinking andshe's seeing like somebody wave
at her.
So she's like, okay, you knowsomebody's, you know just being
polite or not, so she, she wouldwave back, she would wave back,
and it was like that, like thatfor a while, until one day, or

(01:34:20):
the dude that like I think was adude that would let her like
buzzer in or like a forkliftdriver was like who you waving
that?
I was like I've been noticingyou been.
She's like the dude that likethat works there.
And she's like no, there'snobody that works there, stop
waving it.
Stop waving it there.
And uh, I think she stopped.

(01:34:41):
She stopped but um the dude, Ithink a couple days later he
left that job.
He just left and they said theysaid that he left during a
night shift, that he had to workand they don't.
They didn't tell her what, butthey said that it had something
to do with the little, that hebasically saw something and he
didn't want to tell nobody.

(01:35:01):
But he just basically got hisstuff and left.
He didn't even clock theforklift driver.
Oh shit yeah he didn't even like, he didn't even wait for like
no two week notice.
No, two week he just like thatsame moment got his stuff and
left that she would likeconstantly be seeing some dude

(01:35:22):
that that was waving, like that,and I think if my mom's you
know, uh, if I'm not mistaken,um, she could, she would like
walk in there, she would likesee someone like walking by,
like like walking throughout,and she would just be thinking,
okay, this is the dude that likelike handles this whole section
right here, so she reallywouldn't be thinking much of
like anything spooky or anythingspooky or anything like that.
And, um, there was another timea bunch of stuff happened at

(01:35:44):
that warehouse.
Um, there was another timewhere, uh, something was about
to fall on her, like okay, sothey would stack palaces her way
, like on top of this otherthing, right, and she, she got
like the vision of like herdying basically, and it was like

(01:36:05):
the pallet or something wasgoing to fall on her.
And she, like she got the image.
And then she got the image, shelike reacted, she stepped to
the side, but the pallet fellbro.

Speaker 1 (01:36:15):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
So you know pallet falls, you know she was crying
and everything.
So like they had to run thewhole investigation because,
like, how did it fall?
It's not supposed to fall,because they take like a lot of
safety precautions andeverything for all that.
So they had went up there andinvestigated I think a couple
people Bro, nobody could figureit out.
They say the way it was stackedit was impossible for it to

(01:36:43):
fall.
So they have, like you know,you know they go crazy with like
the, the way it fell, thedistance that fell, like
literally.
What they're saying is likeliterally, you know, it's
stacked up right here.
The way it fell was like if itmoved, it just fell oh shit,
straight down, straight down,yeah, oh damn yeah so, and she
had that image like usuallyright before, um, oh, I think

(01:37:03):
she had like a weird feeling.
She had like a weird feelingalso her chest and something
like something um, and she likeshe saw that but she was able to
move out the way.
But literally she wouldn't havehad that.
She would have that, they wouldhave fallen to this got crushed
.

Speaker 1 (01:37:18):
Damn, that's freaking crazy what it do with me.
You say y'all talking crazystories.
Damn, brother, that's somecrazy stuff, bro, that's the
crazy stuff.
Right there, I got one morestory, this one's uh, this one's
shorter okay, okay this one isa small town near puebla.

(01:37:40):
There was an old colonial housenicknamed la casa de los muñecos
, the house of dolls.
The house had been in therivera family for generations,
filled with antiques andheirlooms, but most famous for
its collection of dolls someover 100 years old.
The rivera's youngest daughter,mariana, was only seven years
old when she was given a doll bya mysterious visitor.
The visitor was an old woman.
She was given a doll by amysterious visitor.

(01:38:01):
The visitor was an old womanwho appeared at the door during
a stormy night, claiming to be arelative.
She left the doll on thedoorstep with no explanation and
vanished before anyone couldask questions the doll was
unlike any other, made ofporcelain, dressed in
traditional mexican mexicanattire, with glass eyes.
That seemed almost alive.

(01:38:22):
Mariana immediately bonded withit, taking it everywhere.
But soon strange things beganto happen.
The family noticed Marianatalking to the doll in an
unfamiliar language at night,saw footsteps echo through the
halls.
Sorry, started talking to thedoll in an unfamiliar language.

Speaker 2 (01:38:40):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
Then, at night, soft footsteps echoed through the
halls.
Even when no one was awake,doors would creak open and slam
shit on their own.
Mariana's once cheerfuldemeanor darkened.
She became distant, oftenscared, often staring blankly at
the doll.
One night, mariana's motherwoke to the sound of a child
crying.
Rushing to her daughter's room,she found mariana sitting on

(01:39:02):
the floor rocking a doll,whispering no te vayas.
No, me dejas sola, don't godon't leave me alone.
But Mariana's eyes were glassy,unseen.
Terrified, the family consulteda local curandera, a
traditional healer.
After examining the doll, thecurandera revealed it was cursed
, containing the trapped spiritof a restless child who had died

(01:39:25):
tragically many years ago.
The spirit sought a companion,which it found in mariana.
A cleansing ritual wasperformed with sage prayers and
sacred herbs, but the dollresisted.
It seemed to pulse with thecold energy.
After several, several intensesessions, the curandera
instructed the family to burythe doll deep in the forest,
away from the house and theliving.

(01:39:45):
The night the doll was buried,a fierce storm raged and the
family swore they heard a screamcarried on the wind oh fuck
mariana slowly returned to herold self, but the family never
forgot the terror of the curseddoll.
To this day, la casa de losmuñecos stands empty oh and
locals warn visitors to stayaway, for some say the dolls
will still move on their own andthe cursed spirit has never

(01:40:07):
truly left nah bro tom's like,really that's.

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
That's what I found, bro yeah because I I listened to
that podcast, but I like theimaginary friends I, I was about
, I was about to tell you I waslike that imaginary one sound
like the something that'd beuh-huh.
That, yeah, it sounded like oneof the stories that were they
were talking about but they havesome crazy good stories, but
all these people got thesebangers.
Bro, I'm like damn, I reallydon't got nothing like that,

(01:40:33):
because I I really don't beasking much people because you
know some people are prettysensitive when it comes to
talking to talk like, to talkinglike that, yeah, but you can't
blame them.
Yeah, I mean honestly, I meanthere's honestly this bliss in
not knowing like any of that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:47):
Not having any stories.

Speaker 2 (01:40:48):
Yeah, exactly, not having any stories, do we still?

Speaker 1 (01:40:52):
have time.
We're at 43.
You got like 17 minutes.
All right, I'm going to tellyou.

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
Go ahead.
I think I already said it, butjust if I haven't, just because
you said about the imaginaryfriend, I used to, when we moved
to the Ville, I used to play inthis little.
I used to play in the hallwayof the trailer and I would
bounce this ball.
I think I said it.
I would bounce the ball and itwould hit the.
It would bounce back to me,essentially my mom.

(01:41:27):
She would like she'd be washingdishes and whatnot and she
started noticing the ball wascoming back.
You, a kid, you don't got thatmuch strength to throw a ball.
The ball was coming back as ifsomebody was throwing it back to
me.
She went to look and see if Iwas doing it with the door
closed, because she would neverhear the like.
Literally it was like one, two,three.

(01:41:48):
You know by that point it'slosing all its inertia.
Right, like literally signs one, two, three is losing its
inertia.
The ball would bounce back one,two, three right into my hands.

Speaker 1 (01:41:58):
Tight shit really.

Speaker 2 (01:42:05):
Every single time, right.
So?
So when I was little, I waslike nonverbal.
We just made like squeakynoises in one night, and so she
like asked me like like what wasgoing on?

Speaker 1 (01:42:21):
I didn't want to say nothing, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:42:22):
I didn't want to say nothing it just cause, cause you
said it, bro it just sorry, mybad no, no, no, you're good,
you're good, and uh, so I wouldhit her.
And she understood it.
You know, hit her with it threeof them, and and she knew, and
she knew exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
She said what's that boy?
Timmy fell down in the well.

Speaker 2 (01:42:42):
Yeah, exactly, dead ass bro.
And so basically she said I wasbasically telling her that
there was, I was playing withsomebody, damn bro and a lot of
stuff happened, just not makingit that long.
A lot of stuff happened in thehouse and they ended up finding
a little pair of littleguachitos in the closet.
It belonged to a little kid andso they're.

(01:43:06):
After that, after they cleanedthe house and everything, all
that stuff, uh, all that stuffstopped and whatnot.
But yeah, she said she, she waslike she never saw, like
actually something.
But that time she's got areally freaked out because she
noticed that the ball and Ithink she actually did see.

Speaker 1 (01:43:18):
She saw the ball going into the room but you said
it was like dark in the hallway.

Speaker 2 (01:43:22):
Oh, yeah, I would turn off the.
Yeah, that's right, I wouldturn off the lights and and yeah
, she saw the bug going in there.

Speaker 1 (01:43:29):
They came back damn bro, what's some other things
that happened then.
Like, oh, like another thing,oh no, thank, okay, so this one,
remember you never saw anything.
No, because I was.
I was, I was very little, youdon't remember you never saw
anything.

Speaker 2 (01:43:41):
No, because I was very little.
I don't remember nothing fromthere, but everything my mom has
told me that would happen there.
Okay, so, if I'm not mistaken,because there's like a bunch of
stuff that went in there One ofthe things this was very recent
when we had moved in once ofthese, they would hear like I

(01:44:05):
think my mom started gettinglike a bad vibe and I think they
would start hearing.
Like, at night they would starthearing like footsteps in the
living room and whatnot.
So she just got like really atone point it just got like
unbearable for them.
Well, it was mainly my mom,because my dad, he would work
like he'd leave like first thing, like five in the morning,
wouldn't come back until like 10, 11.

(01:44:27):
And so she'd be there byherself and literally be like a
movie, but where just all thisstuff is happening and like you
got nobody to tell.
But so one day I forgot whatcaused this.
I think it might have been that,though, the ball incident
boxman, uh, like he pulled upand they started praying.

(01:44:50):
They're like you know, please,god, just show us what's
happening, like what's, what'sthe cost of all this?
So, as opposed to, the housewas like clean or whatnot.
Like that, like house was clean, but he started having the
image to like instantly go intothe.
Uh, like the house was clean,but he started having the image
to like instantly go into the,into the air duct.
And he started pulling out allthese like pandem, like, like,
like crucifix, right, crucifixes.

(01:45:13):
Like, but demonic, likedifferent stars, like stars of
it, like, but the, the like theevil works.
I'm not sure which was like abunch of pentagrams, there you
go.
Pentagrams, all that evil shit,um, but like in gold chains oh
shit like, all like, but it waslike saints and all this other
stuff in like, um, but in gold,like it was gold.

(01:45:34):
And then they went to thebathroom and they like looked in
the bathroom like it was like amovie, but they looked in the
little corner and startedpeeling it like the wallpaper,
because the bathroom hadwallpaper.
It's all peeling it behind thewallpaper, a whole lot of, uh,
pentagram, satanic symbols, um,uh, what else, what else, uh,

(01:45:56):
writings, all kinds of ofdifferent like, like, different
stuff.
And that's when they found thelittle shoes in the.
Then he went to there was likethis little closet in the
hallway.
He went in there and he that'swhere he found the shoes.
He found.
But it was so much, uh,literally so much like demonic
stuff.
That was that was in the housedamn bro.

Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
I believe it, bro, because I know, if I'm not
mistaken, I could have sworn.
Uh pharaoh was talking about.
Uh, they went inside a housethat was abandoned or some shit
like that and there was likepentagrams drawn everywhere and
he said fuck that shit.
And they just took off runningbecause you never know what's
done bro you know, bro and nowthat's it attached to you, yeah

(01:46:36):
that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:46:37):
That shit was crazy.
I mean the other house.
In that house they had so many.
There was a time when one of myuncles Do we still got time.

Speaker 1 (01:46:44):
Yeah, you guys have 10 minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:46:45):
Okay, this is going to be the last one.
One of my uncles he had left.
He had like a Blue Devil'sjersey and he left it on the
couch.
And that night when they wentto sleep, something was like
something.
They could hear a run up to thedoor and it would stop right at
the door.
It would start right there andthen it started jiggling the

(01:47:09):
door handle and they had leftthat sweater or like coat,
whatever, it was like a varsityjacket on this couch but the
whole couch was like moved andwhatnot.
But at first I think my dadwould say that it was because of
the blue devil, because it waslike, because he doesn't like
nothing with the, like demonicor like the dead boy, anything

(01:47:29):
like that, you know, like no, hesays all of that is bad.
But then, like talking to mymom throughout the years, it was
the people he was hanging outwith and apparently he had left
that sweater at their house fora while, so something was
attached itself to that, to that, to that washing jacket,
whatever.
And then, when had left thatsweater at their house for a
while, so something was attacheditself to that, to that, to
that varsity jacket, whatever,and then when he left that at
our house, that's when thatthing started like moving at
night and stuff like that.

(01:47:49):
But just like that, just likethat attachment, but just like
just like that quick sale, butjust just off, close off people.

Speaker 1 (01:47:56):
I believe it bro, I believe it bro, I believe it bro
.
I don't doubt that it wouldattach to people, because that
is something that some peoplelike to have, like safety
measures before they go uh,ghost investigating and then
after they go ghostinvestigating some people do
that touch me.

Speaker 2 (01:48:11):
I, I uh, somebody had told me I had, I had something
attached to my clothing, they,they could see it damn it was um
, um, because while I waschilling with them and they
could, they kept seeingsomething like um peeking out
around the corner, whatnot likelooking, like, looking and like
their house was, like you know,in a sense clean and he was like

(01:48:33):
something attached to one ofy'all.
And he got up and he looked atall of us and he looked at me.
He's like, oh, it's in your,it's in your clothes.
And then then, but yeah,something apparently had
attached to me.
I don't even know where Ipicked it up from, but something
had attached to me like that.
But since he was like morelocked into that type of shit,
you know he could More in tune.

Speaker 1 (01:48:52):
Yeah, more in tune there you go More in tune.

Speaker 2 (01:48:55):
He could see that and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (01:48:56):
Damn bro but.

Speaker 2 (01:48:57):
I couldn't even feel it, but I couldn't even, I
couldn't pick up on that.

Speaker 1 (01:49:00):
But damn bro.
That's what happened when youdress nice.

Speaker 2 (01:49:04):
That's what happened bro?

Speaker 1 (01:49:07):
Oh, hell, no.
What the fuck are you wearingHigh knee socks with shorts?
Hey, yeah, it's a fashionstatement Trust me no, but uh,
that's pretty much going to wrapup today's episode y'all.
We hope y'all enjoyed it.
We hope y'all got a little bitof a spooky spooky right spooky
vibes.
But, uh, y'all let us know whaty'all think about, uh,
everything that we talked abouttoday.

(01:49:28):
Let us know if y'all have anyplants, if y'all have ever seen
the not deer or not a deer ornot a deer, a.
Let us know if y'all have anyscary, spooky stories.
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(01:49:50):
anything that y'all want to talkus to talk about or just just
to say hello or something.
You know, um, thank you toeverybody that's been watching
the tiktoks, you know.
Shout out to everybody that'sbeen watching the TikToks, you
know.
Shout out to everybody who'sbeen following us.
Shout out to all the newfollowers that followed us on
Instagram.
You know, slowly going up,slowly but surely.

Speaker 2 (01:50:08):
Slowly but surely, there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:50:10):
Y'all got to think of it as an investment for a long
run.
You can't.
So for some people, you knowthey get lucky and they get
blessed, you know it.
But before the year ends, youknow.
But some people they have tojust go in for the long call and
you know yeah you know littleby little.
You know I'm I'm happy to do, doit that way.
I'm happy with uh, having theright people follow us, rather

(01:50:31):
than people that are just goingto sit here and talk shit the
whole time to us and just belike bro, if you don't like us,
then just don't watch us then,nah, bro, we got to send those
people to our number one ragebaiter bro.

Speaker 2 (01:50:44):
Oh yeah, my boy, jeroen Right.

Speaker 1 (01:50:46):
The man, Jeroen.
He loves to argue with people.
Bro, we're going to send him toHR.

Speaker 2 (01:50:50):
Right but you know.

Speaker 1 (01:50:53):
Thank you again for all the people that followed us.
Thank you for all the peoplethat like the tiktoks that we
updated, that we posted.
Oh fuck, I forgot to gettoday's tiktoks ready, but I'll
get to it, I'll get to it rightright right.
But um again, if, if you, uh, ifyou like it, you know, be sure
to like, follow, subscribe,follow us on instagram, on
youtube and on tiktok, atk-o-s-m-i-c underscore c-o-v-e

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Instagram and TikTok and atK-O-S-M-I-C space C-O-V-E on
YouTube.
But other than that, I want togive a shout out to my
girlfriend, shout out to mycousin Pepe.
Thank y'all so much forlistening.
I really do appreciate it.
Thank you to my girlfriend foralways helping and supporting me
in any way that she can.

(01:51:39):
You know, I really doappreciate it.
It's, it's the people that arealways going to be there when
the lights are off, when you'rein your boxes in bed, holes in
your drawers, holes in yoursocks, holes in your drug two,
two holes in your drawer foryour balls, type shit.

Speaker 2 (01:51:57):
I don't know, though I don't know that that you're
really gonna see there who's?

Speaker 1 (01:52:00):
gonna.
Who's gonna be there for you?
You know, you know, um, it doeshelp out a whole lot, you know.
But, um, shout out to all thepeople that do come like back
and listen to us, you know.
Shout out to all the newlisteners, shout out to the
people who just poked their headin and wanted to listen to one
episode or something you know,just one stream helps out a
whole lot.
You, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:52:20):
But other than that, you know, I'm going to pass it
off to you Shout out Sammy,sammy, really, just every week,
just be tapped in and justlisten to the episodes, laughing
, laughing like a maniac at workand whatnot.
You know, just appreciate you.
Sammy.
Jared too.
Jared likes more of the scaryones, so I gotta tell him.

Speaker 1 (01:52:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:52:40):
Little bitch.
But um, appreciate you, jared,you know.
Uh yeah, and shout out myfamily For helping me too.
So yeah, that's it for me.

Speaker 1 (01:52:49):
Alright, so we're gonna catch on the next one.
So we'll see y'all.
Next episode Peace, peace.

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