EP 56- We disappeared for weeks, and now we're back with snacks and scary stories

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, you think darkness is your ally.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
You merely adopted the dark.
I was born in it, molded by it,I see death.

(00:34):
Welcome Cosmic Cole family toanother episode.
It's your co-host, yoyo, withmy boy Reverence.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
That's right.
We've been gone for so longit's been a minute I forgot we
had a podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Bro, people started calling me talking about where
the episode at.
I was like oh shit.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I forgot about it I forgot, I forgot, I forgot.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
My fault, my fault, please.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
We had messages on the TikTok on the Instagram.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
They even got my phone number.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
They found my home address.
They was talking about some.
It's Friday, you need to getthis deal at 599 pizza.
They said we were having asales event and they said
fashion over some shit like this.
I don't know, whatever you areleave me alone, take my number
off your phone.
Then they said something aboutyou owe money, we're gonna you

(01:24):
gonna be cutting collections bro, this is a little joke people
be doing.
Bro, I'm not, I'm not, I'm nota fool, I'm not gonna fall for
your scam.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Right right, I'm not.
It's because you got my social.
You know how much I owe.
Okay, so I'm not falling forthat trick right not falling for
that.
Come on there.
And then my first time inamerica it's mine.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I ain't even supposed to pay all this, but uh, it's
been so long.
Y'all y'all don't understandhow busy we've been.
We got life going on.
We got so much shit going on.
No excuses, but I mean damn noexcuses.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
That's a fucking excuse, man.
I tell you, shit is kicking myass.
Excuse me me.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
That shit is some fucking Bruh.
It's like we were out of townfor like three days and
everything and then you workinglike Every day bruh.
I mean bruh, I ain't even goingto say the hours because them
blue collars up and this thingyou got south hands.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Brother, I'll tell you what Look.
I wake up.
You know I wake up sharp, 9.30.
Sharp at, I wake up.
You know I wake up sharp 9.30,sharp at work, 11.15.
11.15, 12 o'clock lunchtime,you know, and I'm home 3 o'clock
.
Like it is hard.
It is hard work it takes a tollon my body.
It takes a toll on my body.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
The mental stress, the If I keep this up, the
doctor said I'm going to make itto 70.
70.
Uh-oh, god forbid.
That means I can withdraw frommy retirement no one wants that.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
He said this face.
I don't know how to fuck you inbusiness.
No, but right, it's just beenso crazy, bro.
I'm about to take my shoes ontoo.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
He said this face I don't know how to fuck you in
business.
No, but, bro, it's just been socrazy, bro, I'm about to take
my shoes off too, bro, go aheadbro.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Go ahead, bro, Let the stinkies out.
Go ahead, bro.
We're going to be like them.
Memes, bro.
You take off your shoes at yourhome when they tell you no
shoes at the house and you takeyour shoes off and you got a
plastic glove in in the otherone, Bro, I thought it was just
going to be holes in my socks.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
to be real, I thought it was just going to be the
ankle part.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Hey bro, sometimes they ain't going to lie, but you
can't throw away those.
I call those, I call those thebackups, really.
And the moment one has a holein it, I'm going to keep wearing
it until my feet start feelingthe actual sole of the shoe.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Bro, the moment, the only time I'm throwing my socks
away is never.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Right, it could be half.
It could be auto showing.
It could just be from the ankleup that the waistband still
work.
Hey, just like my underwear,man, it's just.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
It's hanging on, but it still works.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
It's hanging on, but it serves a purpose.
That little cloth, that littlefabric right there that protects
me from touching raw jeans,that's all I need, that's all
you need.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
That's all I need for too much yeah, time battle.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Oh why, your box is not all the way, don't?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
worry about that like why?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
why?
Why your box is look at bootyshort man, don't worry about
that.
Why are you looking?
Why are you looking for real um, what's I gonna say?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
um, I don't even know where to start, bro.
I haven't even released theepisode from last week, and what
?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
happened, what happened?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
it's so much.
It's just catching up to me,bro.
I just need to get back inemotion, bro.
Like I'm saying, bro, we we had.
We were so busy bro like thepast week, bro, we was working
every day to like six, seven,bro.
I was like oh, y'all were yeah,oh shit, like we'd start in the
morning and then we'd get backlike six, seven, and then, uh,

(04:58):
bro, you're like you only gotenough time to get home, you
know.
Then, uh, I spent time with mygirlfriend, or she might be
asleep, or whatever.
Not asleep, they'll, they'll bedoing something right right, but
you feel so out of it, bro, yougot you go in, you eat your
food.
Then you're like I'm so fuckingtired, bro, and you know I
still have to worry about thepodcast and everything like I

(05:20):
ain't got the tiktoks ready, Iain't done this, I ain't done
crap.
So then I'm like, bro, tomorrowI'll get it tomorrow, same shit
tomorrow, bro.
Then I'm like looking out, I'mlooking at my garden, I'm
looking at all this other stuff,oh yeah that's so much, bro.
Then we went to uh, mygirlfriend's brother's baby

(05:42):
shower last week.
It was real nice.
I liked it, bro.
I that right there was worthworking freaking 14 hours or
whatever it was you.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Relax that, relax that.
Uh, that day, that's nice,that's good bro.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
They had alcohol, they had everything.
I was like, oh, I feel so good,I needed this, I needed this.
So bad were you?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
already feeling it when you texted me that that day
I was already drunk when Istarted texting you.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Man, save me a dick pic man I don't remember that.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
No, I'm just playing, bro, that's it.
Well, I was what day yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
I did the same thing.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
That's when my sister , that day, bro, we got bro, it
was, was it here or at yourparents?
No, it was here.
No, it was, it was here.
Because that's the whole reasonlike um, why it's like to move
it, because everybody was gonnabe here and they were like, well
, we just leave early.
I was like nah you know it'sfine.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
That's why I was checking with you.
But yeah, um no, that workedwith me.
That worked out perfect bro bro, shit was crazy.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
It got too crazy bro.
Um, I don't know if you noticedon snaps, bro, we can't, well,
I can't, go in now for more,more, uh, more beer, bro.
I woke up, bro, I woke up likeat 5 in the morning, had to work
the next day.
Still had to work, still had towork the next day.
Woke up at 5 in the morning,bro, massive, massive angle.
Nah, just pushing.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Dedicated to the craft.
Right there, Y'all makingexcuses, talking about my hair.
Hurt Right my tummy hurt.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
I've done that, but look listen, I did the same
thing.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
My boss heard this episode Boy, I'm about to air
out your whole laundry.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Hey boss, man please.
I know my tummy hurt, that'sdifferent.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
My tummy want me hot.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Look, I go to work hangover but my tummy start
hurting.
It's a different story.
But no, I woke up five in themorning, massive headache, bro.
You know I was grilling andeverything At some point.
I don't remember, but at somepoint I said yeah, I'm done.
I just went and laid on my bed,bro.
I was like everybody ate,everybody good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was good,there's something with me right
there.

(07:35):
I just walked inside, took myshoes off, just passed out in my
bed.
But I woke up but I said Istarted looking for my phone.
I said, bro, I need my phone.
It was still dark outside so Iwas like all right, it ain't
morning yet.
So you know, I got, I got timeto look for my phone.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
You know, try to sober up, whatever before I go
to work who said let me sober upby getting on my tech
technology as soon as I woke upbro that blue light, I light, I
need some blue light.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
I need some blue light.
The blue light really get megoing.
Bro Phone Nowhere to site.
I don't know what I did with it.
I don't know where I put it, sonow, now I got to start looking
for it, right?
So I start looking around thehouse.
I turn on the light Jerrooneypass out on man was laying

(08:23):
across the couch, bro Stretchedout bro.
Bro, because he was the only onedrinking with me and we were
just going and we both saidlet's not get too crazy because
we still got to work tomorrow.
I was like, yeah, you're right.
And, bro, he was knocked outright here, bro.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Snoring.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Snoring bro.
I tried to wake him up, LikeJay, you know my phone Bro did
not wake up man was not.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
He was not existing.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
I need to find it, bro, cause I need my alarm, so
like I need to get the addressto where I'm going.
I see his phone.
I'm like his phone call, myphone dead.
My phone was dead so I saidfuck it.
But I was going to wake me up,you know whatever.
Head spinning halfway through.
I'm like I feel like it's righthere.
I reach underneath the bed.
I grab my phone.
It was there.

(09:09):
Put that bed in charge, bro.
We locked in there, we good.
So we started charging, waitedfor it to turn on, put my alarm,
went back to sleep, bro.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Still made it work.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
What time was it up then?
Did you know what time it was?
Yeah, it was like.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
It was like around five because when I turned on my
phone it was like 5, 35,something like that.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Fine, bro, it's only like an hour left to sleep hours
, everything, but I'll probablyfour apropos drinks drink a
handle of water and then drewwhen he had my sister come pick
him up so he could, so he couldget ready and everything.
Shit, shit, shit was wild bro.
Shit was wild.
Still it work, still did a goodjob, still got paid.
Lady, still say you did anamazing, appreciate you,

(09:49):
gangster.
Shit was amazing bro.
I said appreciate you Bro, thatshit was wild bro.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
It looked like you had a good time bro.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
It was good.
I mean meat and beers.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
I mean you can't go wrong with right, you can't go
wrong with a little meat, right,and some alcohol.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
A little meat and alcohol.
Y'all hear that ladies can'tnever go wrong with that with
the little bitty itty bitty whata little right, some shmeet,
but um, what did I do, bro?

Speaker 1 (10:19):
it was pretty fun, though, like playing.
Like I know they say a lot ofguys don't be going to baby,
baby showers and shit like thator whatever right, right right
but I actually enjoyed it, bro,like they had a really good time
.
It was cool meeting, uh otherpeople.
I actually right right yeah,met some cool people, whatever,
but uh, I actually got invitedto another one I got invited to
with a group to go, uh like hangout and stuff like after july 4

(10:43):
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
So I was like oh shit , I might go, I might go, but
I'm not trying to get into noshenanigans.
For networking.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
That's that network right there, right, and bro, I
got new guests for the podcastnow.
Oh, for real.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
No, I haven't told them oh okay, I get shy you said
, let me make an actual first uhimpression on myself before
y'all hear the podcast.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
I'm like what do you do?

Speaker 2 (11:08):
oh, I make a podcast yeah, never mind, you can't go
and uh, no, it was pretty coolthough, bro like uh like I said,
like they like had games andeverything, bro, they had so
much food, bro.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
One thing about me there's food I'm eating, I'm
going to eat, I'm eating all themeat.
No, didn't Pause, no pause.
But, bro, they had carne asada,they had like costillas.
They had freaking arroz, theyhad mole, they had.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Mole y carne asada.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's whatI'm saying, bro.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, that's what I'm saying bro
, oh yeah, they had hot dogs,they had chicken, they had, fuck
bro, what else they had?
Jell-o, they had Cheesecake,churro, cheesecake, bro, they
had.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Your girl made it.
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
I think my cuñada's girlfriend made it okay, okay
and uh, what else they had.
This friend, they had so muchshit bro they had like what was
it?
Oh my gosh, we were chillingand then like uh, my

(12:24):
brother-in-law was sittingbeside me and then we heard the
ice cream truck.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
We both snapped our necks at each other.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
You trying to go?
I was like I bet.
So he went and got some icecream on top of that, bro.
I was like, bro, I'm eating allthis shit and drinking.
Keep in mind I was drinking.
What were you drinking on, broModelos?
Okay, okay, the Modelis.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Oh, that was it.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
No, no, no I was drinking Modelos and I was like
taking shots of Bucanas andPatron bro.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Ooh, whiskey and tequila, oh yeah, yes sir.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Oh yeah, number two, coming on the way, I was mixing
that brown and that clear,chasing with that burr.
Oh bro, I felt alive.
Bro, I felt, I felt so good bro, I needed that, I needed it so
bad.
Y'all y'all know what I'mtalking about.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Y'all just be needing that reset sometimes to to be
fair, like yeah, when, likeespecially you that you don't
really be drinking like that Ifeel like that hits you, like
even more even like nicer, likeit's it what it's called like uh
, you can you can appreciatelike.
Does that make that you canappreciate it more than?

Speaker 1 (13:32):
yeah yeah, I feel like yeah no, I agree bro, I
agree 100.
And everybody was like oh no,he's gonna get drunk and uh and
uh they don't know I was.
I was tipsy bro, I was feelingit.
You know I was having a.
I was having a blast, but I hadfood in my system, so you know
you were good.
Yeah, I was good, yeah and thenI woke up the next day and then,

(13:53):
uh, my girlfriend, I was likehungover my stomach just hurt
because when I drink I get likethe drunk munchies or something
like oh, just keep eating, I gethungry, I just want to keep
snacking and snacking, like, nomatter what it is, I'm going to
eat it.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
And you already be eating.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
like you be eating good, bro, when you eat bro
who's saying I'm fat, I'm comfy,now Almost dead.
I'm going to look crazy in thisvideo, but I don't care, I'm
comfy Now you look good.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
No, go ahead, bro, go ahead.
Gargoyle that Gargoyle that Hitthe gargoyle stance, hit the
gargoyle stance, hit the frogposition.
What you know about that frogposition?

Speaker 1 (14:45):
He ain't got it in me , bro, I'm in the farm, bro, I
tried to say my knees can't dothat shit.
I said buckle.
I fell for it.
I said whoa hold on, bro, damnbro.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
And that's good though, bro, that's good bro.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
And hopefully, hopefully tomorrow goes pretty
good, thanks, right right.
It's going to be a for my uhbrother-in-law and his
girlfriend.
It's like a baby shower.
The same, it was the samepeople.
It's like a surprise one, yes,surprise.
And then she has, like heruncle, well, my girlfriend's
brother, well, their family,like their uncle and aunt's,

(15:18):
coming from texas oh, okay, soit's gonna be like number number
two time.
Okay, okay, they're like reallygood, they're like really tight
with them.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Oh, okay, okay, Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
I don't know, bro.
We're going to see what happens, bro, because I'm going to get
stuck making tacos and shit bro.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Oh, you're the one making tacos, damn.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Me contrataron, bro, Damn Type shit really.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
They said they need the best.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
I said at the least, bro, that's just for me to cut
my black stone off.
I'm going to have my tip jarright there too.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
I'm going to have my tip jar.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
I'm going to have the whole mobile pay thing.
The debit card pay Ritualityincluded bro 23%.
No, I'm going to have it towhere it says only 25, but no
bro, 25, 50, 75.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
God damn you.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
You can't skip it.
You got to click on something.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Going to turn the iPad around bro.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
I'm going to take a picture of them too, bro, in
case they're trying to scam me.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Ain't no tip section, bro, just like everybody's
picture.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
They least expect it.
First order 144.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
It's like everybody's picture.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
They least expect it.
First order $144.
All you see is the flash justhit their eyes.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
They're like Don't even give them no prize, bro.
They just ordered three tacos,thinking this shit cheap, that'd
be $85.
You can pick your tip right.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
I'll throw the drink in for free, but don't tell
nobody else Throw water.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Luke the drinking for free, but don't tell nobody
else.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Throw water, lukewarm water, but in the sun all day
on a cooler that I was sittingon, um, but yeah, I'm, I'm.
Well, I don't know, I don'tknow if they're gonna want me to
or not, because you know, onething is uh one thing, if y'all
don't know once them mexicanladies, get in that kitchen, get
out the way bro, just get out,bro, for real, they'll want you,
they'll want you near they, bro, for real, they don't want you.
They don't want you near theydon't want you saying you don't

(17:08):
know what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
They'll hit you with that.
They'll hit you Yo mijo, Yo lohago, mijo Yo lo hago, Basically
saying get the fuck out of theway, fuck boy.
My kitchen.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
I'm over the rice, the rice inside their head, the
rice he fucked up, the rice ohman, it's ruined, bro.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
that's how I told you , that's how I felt when they
had me cutting that turkey, bro.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Put that hand on your right shoulder.
Yeah, I'm going to need you tolog off.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Hey, I got it, though .
Appreciate you, oldie,appreciate you, bro, that shit.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
That shit killed me man.
But yeah, I'm looking forwardto it bro.
That's good If you're not gonnabe too busy, bro.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
You should come through, bro Cause then what
time y'all doing it, bro?
5.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
It starts at 5.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
If you can, you can bro yeah, nah, I don't, I don't
feel like it, I don't think Ican, but I might.
I might swim.
What are y'all going to do withthat?
At her parents At her parents.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Where they, at my girl's parents' house.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Oh, your girl's parents' house.
Oh, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yeah, what was that?

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Where the fuck that be at?
How far that is?
Yeah, I might swim by.
Yeah, if it's at her parents'house, yeah, I'll swim back for
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
It's up to you, bro.
You ain't got to Damn, bro.
But.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
I'm glad you had your little.
I'm glad you had your.
Like your recovery All right,your chill, you know your
sipping and everything.
Because you really don't bedoing that, bro.
You really don't be Right.
I really don't be drinking likethat, you really don't be Not
just drinking, but you really,really, bro, you always busy bro
, you busy bro, everything likeyou said, bro, in the gardens,
the TikToks, it's alwayssomething bro, it's work your

(18:48):
family, but it's crazy bro.
Hold on man.
That's crazy.
I do not have time to self-care.
I remember when you were likethis.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Who's I remember when you were this tall, this wide?
Oh, bully For all the peoplethat don't know y'all used to
bully me as real kids.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
I know, when I was a little kid I was a dickhead, I
was a little bully bro.
I remember reverence coming toschool bro.
It was elementary school bro.
Bro got dropped off while wewere recess.
Who the fuck is that?
What the fuck on my block?

Speaker 1 (19:28):
And let's go scan him real quick.
Let's go scan him.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
I was a dickhead when I was little bro.
I was Now.
Look at her Shit get crazy, bro.
Right.
Shit get crazy.
Shit for real.
Way I said way.
Life has to way.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
That shit is crazy, bro.
I remember um we used to ridethe bus together too right.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
What I remember from the buzz, bro, I remember you
remember my ds trying to figureout, bro, I went to utah.
If you could figure out how todo the uh, I used to play need
for speed need for speed, someundercut or under some shit had
a ds that I got.
That's.
That's part of the other storythat DS came from another story
that came from the Christmasstory.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Oh yeah, if anybody, if y'all haven't heard that
episode, check out our Christmasepisode.
That shit had me laughing, itwas so hilarious, that's DS.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
I had that little game and I was trying to pass.
It was like a drifter orsomething I couldn't figure it
out.
And Drifter or something Icouldn't figure out and
Reverence was in the back and Iwent over there.
Can you help me with this?
From that point on, every Afterthat, I would always be
bringing your P, my, Not P,that's me, my DS.
We'd be playing it back there.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Right, I just watched you play.
I remember seeing it Because I,my sister had one, but I didn't
have one personally.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
But I play with hers, like occasionally, okay, but
they weren't like they won't letyou do it.
There's that grown little withthe little brother shit.
I just take shit to my brothers, bro, when I have my three six
in the living room.
Don't touch my shit, don't,don't even look at my shit I'm
gonna plug it right now.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
I give it the red ring of death.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
I crash out, but I used to be a dickhead when I was
little bro.
I do, I fucking don't care, Idon don't care.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
I don't know why, though I don't know why we're
like that.
All older siblings always actlike straight buttholes to their
younger siblings.
Nah we be straight.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yeah, bro, but I be thinking about it.
Sometimes I just be chillingthinking about it.
I be looking at my brothers.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
I'm like Malfoy, I used to be like I used to bully
these motherfuckers.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
It's crazy, bro.
I can't tell you why, bro, Icannot tell you why.
Why was the reason for me?
At some point, at some age,they used to go and I was like,
dang, that motherfucker'sactually pretty cool For real,
bro.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Y'all all right?

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Nah, I remember for my brother when we were younger
I used to have beef withJererooney Cause.
He would snitch on everything Iwould do.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Everything he would snitch on.
Everything that man hit youwith.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
That I can know, bro he would Not only snitch, but he
would rage bait me too.
He would like push my.
He knew how to push my buttons,bro, so I.
But there was a time I wouldhave touched Jerooney, but like
we would just walk past eachother, not even talk, bro.
Just he asked me something,looked all the way, bro.

(22:06):
I just told him be a dickhead,bro.
And then poor little Sammy too,bro, just had beef with him
Because, just, I don't know, bro, just.
I don't know, Just because bro,just because, bro and it's crazy
, I be thinking, bro they waslittle kids, bro.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
They wasn't doing nothing.
They'd literally be chilling.
I'd go over and put them in aheadlock, not your family, but
my little brother.
I'd put them in a headlock liketap out, tap out boy, tap out.
Then he'd start crying.
Just so I don't play with you.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
I would say the same shit, but the moments start
crying, bro.
Moments start crying, see.
That's why I can't do nothingwith you, you're so lame Bro
it's crazy, bro.
And now they're gone, but it'sgone.
People, bro, right Gone.
People with their own trialsand tribulations, right shit,
time flies bro.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Time flies way too quick, bro, damn bro.
All right, let's go ahead andget into these topics, because
down memory lane and shit.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Right, right, it's going to make me sad and shit
Right, fuck it, bust out thebottle.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Cut the cameras.
Cut the cameras.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
I'm about to follow you with the camera like on some
war shit.
Follow you all the way to yourcar.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Why you crying?
Why you crying?

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Talk, speak, talk to me.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
All right.
So, Yaya, tell them whattoday's subject is about.
Love, love love Bow, bow, bow,bow bow.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Today we're going to talk about really we're going to
talk about our favorite snacks,really, right, just if y'all
know.
Y'all know it's kind of likethe Kenny episode.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Yeah, like the Halloween.
No, not yeah Halloween episode.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
Yeah, it was Halloween episode.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Yeah if y'all haven't listened to all of them, fuck
it Just listen to all of themagain.
Fuck it, just start donatingmoney to us.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Fuck it $14.99.
But yeah, it's going to be likethat.
We're just going to talk aboutour favorite snacks.
I did not number them this timebecause last time I numbered
them I put in the whole, Eventhough I got my heart.
But yeah, the tearless brotearless, yeah, it's, it's kind
of fair bro, because there's allthese snakes.
Are like situationally too.

(24:08):
But I know it depends whatyou're feeling, because I'm for
real, because one day you feelyou know you, you know you
eating something, you like that,but the next day you like, but
I don't want that.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Like, um, that's not what I'm craving, it's not not
just that, but you can use asnack and make a crazy
combination.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
With another snack With another snack.
Or like something you're eatingalready, See bro, that's his
way.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
He knows, he knows he's kind of like hard to gauge,
but we're going to do our best.
Y'all let us know what y'allthink about these snacks.
We're not ranking them oranything.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Right, we're just talking about them.
These are our favorite ones ohwhatever ones.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Yeah, I thought it was just like I just did, like
the favorite ones in the us.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Oh, you did I did the ones I liked, oh fuck I can do
that.
I can do that, wait, it's up toyou whatever you like I'll just
banter with you when you talkyeah, I was gonna say yes, just
whatever, because it really isgonna be a banter with all right
, so what was your first onethere?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
okay?
Okay, okay no, I could go ahead, go ahead go ahead, I'll let
you wait.
Wait, you're not thinking itI'm not.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
I'm not.
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
That's crazy, I'm not I'm not say it in your head at
least one time go ahead, readyon three.
Ready one, two, three you knowit too I'm sensing.
I'm sensing you're giving.
I'm sensing che I'm sensingYou're giving.
I'm sensing Cheetos that wasn'tCheetos for real.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
You're close.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
You're close?
All right, go ahead, drop it tome, chesser.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Hot Fries, oh my goodness, you're close.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
I'm not tapped in with myself yet.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
I'm still working on it.
He's not locked in because heneeded twisting.
No, no, no so.
Twisting, but no, no, no sohigh fives not to be confused
with the, because I wrote itdown too, because it was that
brother handicap the handicapyou know the blue bag.
Oh, okay, okay, nasty ass youdon't like.
I used to love those as a kidno I used to.
I used to semi like I wouldn'tsay love.
I used to semi like thembecause I never had into this

(26:02):
girl, like she brought her toschool and I was like what are
those?
She's a high five.
I was like what are those?

Speaker 1 (26:06):
She's like hot fries, I was like bitch.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
I know hot fries, the handicap ones, the blue ones.
You know the dude with thelittle hat.
I was like those ain't hotfries.
I was like these are hot fries.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Those are the, the indie ones, but I can't finish
the bag, brother.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
They seasoned all them indie ones.
They're crazy, they're good.
But I've had too many bagswhere they're not consistent
like the flavor.
The flavor is like.
For me, the hot, the hot, uh,the tester hot fries are more
consistent than the?
Uh any ones.
It's just.
It's just for me.
It's better as the texture.
Look the way I eat him, the wayI eat him is one at a time

(26:47):
right one at a time.
One time you see chestnuts withthe two but you gotta eat them
by twos.
But he by twos.
But because he has him, I don'tlike he has him in the logo.
Look if you look at the logo.
He has like two of his fingersI didn't even notice so he's not
a real fan, he's real fan.
I'm too busy eating them, no,so okay.
So there's two ways I eat themactually Okay.

(27:10):
One is I get a bowl ofValentina dip them in there.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Damn double spicy.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Double spicy.
That's a real Mexican rightthere.
That shit in my mouth.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (27:20):
It's not spicy enough At 8 o'clock in the morning at
school with the yellow Gatoradeenergy vibe.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
That shit sound like a heartburn.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
I can't do that shit.
No more, I ain't gonna lie bro.
I do that bro.
I ain't gonna lie.
I ate a small bag.
I got some right now.
I ate a that shit be hurting mythroat.
I can't do that no more, bro,I'll be over.

(27:48):
And I knew it too, bro, wegetting old bro.
I knew it too, bro, because Iwas searching.
And then I'm saying I ain'twant to go out and I was like
some hot fries going to hitright now.
So I went in there, got me some.
As soon as I finished I waslike oh, why did I fucking eat
them, bro?
My stomach was hurting bro.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Damn, bro, I can see that.
But that's a really good option, bro.
The freaking Chester Hot Fries,bro, I love them, things too,
but the way I eat them.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
I'll be a whole back in Bro.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
I literally just grab them, like I eat my fries, like
eight of them stacked up likethat Eight at a time, like I
just pinch them, stack them upto go a long ways, all in the
same direction.
I just oh no he amendments, ohno he amendments.
Repeat Don't ask me for none,because Big bag it got to be the
big bag too.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
It's a big bag, big bag.
Okay thing.
They got the big bag, mediumbag and then the small ones
right like two for a dollar yeah, back in the day they used to
be like four for a dollar justright, it used to be four for a
dollar economy was good, but umso for me it either gotta be the

(28:57):
medium or small bags because ithas the most flavor.
I've noticed with the big onesthe flavor saying that, uh, it
ain't as saturated with thepowder, whatever they put in oh,
okay, that makes sense.
So maybe it's just me, I don'tknow.
Maybe it's just me.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Ladies, take notes Right.
Good things come in smallpackages.
Good things come in hey.
Do with the information whatyou will.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Right, but yeah, that's just for me.
But the other way I eat them isbecause you know how they kind
of dissolve in your mouth alittle bit, so I like pop it in
there you push them on your roof.
So I bite one, bite it in half,put it and then like push it
with my tongue, I suck theflavor out of it.

(29:36):
Pause, suck the fuck out ofthat flavor.
Pause, big pause.
And then it melts in my mouth.
It melts in my mouth, oh yeah,okay, okay, pause and then, like
it, melts it melts in my mouth.
It melts in my mouth, okay.
Okay, I said pause them hotfries.
They just drive me crazysometimes you know what I don't?

(30:04):
I don't like him, no more.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Next time, if anybody hasn't tried them.
Go to your nearest gas station.
Go to your nearest grocerystore.
Look for Chester's Hot Fries orCheeto Hot Fries, whatever it's
called.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Chester's Hot Fries.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
And do Yayo's exact method.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Make sure you go to your room, close your doors pull
down your pants instead of theedge of your bed while you do it
, because that's the only way Ieat, you know, untested fries
try to get sponsored by them andthen replay this episode at
this exact moment and and eatthem while as I describe it how

(30:45):
to eat it.
But yeah, so I do all that.
That's how I eat.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Like a normal person, like a normal person and it's
fucking amazing.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
It's good as hell Fucking love it.
But yeah, but that's for me top.
It's just something aboutthat's valid though it's
something about it Top.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
It's just something about that's valid, though that
one's.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
It's something about it, bruh, it's just ooh, it's up
there, bruh, it's up there.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
It's almost as valid as this one that I have.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Let me see you got the around the.
You say you got like the bestones in the.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Top five most popular snacks in.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
America, okay, okay, okay, all right, this one's
valid Doritos.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
You don't like Doritos?
Which ones?
Just regular, the nacho cheeseones, regular Spangler?
Nah, no, okay, I'm learning toappreciate the regular ones,
because right now, the only twothat I really do like is the hot
ones Chili ones, no, theFlamin' Hot, I think.
Yeah, flamin' Hot ones.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Fl the hot, the flaming hot, I think.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Yeah, flaming hot ones, flaming hot Doritos.
It's a hot one.
I can't remember which one itis, but it's spicy.
Purple bag, spicy nacho, Ithink Spicy nacho.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Oh, I ain't taste it.
Yeah, yeah, quote me.
I mean, don't quote me, tell me, I ain't try those.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Spicy Nacho.
Yeah, let me look it up realquick.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Spicy Nacho Doritos, jamie.
Pull it up, jamie.
Okay, I should put it up on thebig screen, really.
Right go ahead and put it up,bro.
What the fuck was that?
Oh, these, I forgot about these, not the Flamin' Hot right.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Just the regular Spicy, yeah, spicy Nacho.
Okay, yeah, yeah, spicy Nacho.
Okay, yeah, yeah, spicy nacho.
Or they do have Flamin' Hotones at Dollar General.
Good old DG bro.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Good old DG, it's right down the road.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
I'm about to go get some Do a review.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
I actually I haven't tried those.
I legit have not tried those.
Those are pretty good the spicynacho or the Flamin' Hot, I
love those, but for me.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Or Doritos, but y'all can tell me I'm crazy, or
whatever.
Cool Ranch.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Cool Ranch.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
I love Cool Ranch yeah there we go, there we go,
cool Ranch.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
I thought you was about to say some weird shit
like sweet chili or some shitlike that.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
No, who said them?
Fritos chili cheese.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Doritos has a sweet chili one.
It's a purple bag but stay awayfrom those guys.
No, Doritos has a sweet chilione.
It's a purple bag, but stayaway from those guys.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Oh wait, no, I do like the purple bag.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
No, those are good.
I mean sweet chili.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Ooh, who came up with this perfect combination?

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Yeah, we gonna end it right there.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Bro, I bite into it.
My eyes roll back.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
I love them, love them.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Y'all know what I'm talking about I ain't over here.
They listening and smacking andshaking their heads.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
How?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
you eat yours, though you got to find the good shaped
ones.
You got to find a perfecttriangle, then you gotta inspect
it to see which side has themost seasoning.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Then you just place it on your tongue, on the tongue
season side on the tongue right, yeah, yeah, season side on the
tongue, the best season side.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Then you just let it sit there for a little bit and
then just slide it off.
Then you flip to the other side, put it on your toe, slide it
off and there's ah, the rest ofthis Doritos.
They're good.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Next, he's got his bags of open Doritos all over
his house.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
That shit be so good.
Oh my God, I'm about to go buysomething, bro, and that's what
I do.
That is valid With Doritos.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
I ain't going to lie With Doritos.
That is valid.
You got to find them with theseasoning Because, bro, you get
one with no seasoning.
I threw that to the side, Bro.
That shit be pissing me off,bro.
I don't even eat it, but it'slike a knockoff Dorito inside a
Dorito bag, bro.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
What happened here?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Right.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
The Cool Ranch one too, bro, that shit.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Do ranch one too, bro , that shit do you?
Do you feel like they used totaste better back then, like
back in the day?
Because that's how I feel aboutdoritos.
I feel like lately either theychanged something or they're not
putting as much seasoning onthe doritos I feel like they're
not putting as much season right, because I swear back then you
and for me, like, like you said,dorito cool ranch or just
regular dorito back in the day,crazy bro, crazy.

(35:06):
But now I just feel like it'snot as flavorful.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
I was about to say that's what they need to do.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
They're bringing out new flavors and stuff, but what
they need to do is make like anextra season.
Put us on top of marketing.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Put us in marketing.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Doritos marketing Doritos.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Talk to me.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Come on now.
You hear that, do something, dosomething.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
I mean, that's what they do with the Cheez-Its.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
Because y'all going to bring out flavors like sweet
chili and shit like that, buty'all ain't going to have one.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Y'all going to make this wonderful, amazing,
delicious flavor, but not haveextra seasoning on it.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Come on now.
You were saying they're doingthat with the cheeses, though.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
They got extra flavor for real yeah they got extra
cheese, Extra cheese.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Oh, I'm going to have to fuck with that.
It's so good bro.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Let me look it up real quick.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Extra cheese I know they got that.
It's the same thing as theflavor I'm not even thinking
about goldfish.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
but goldfish are good too.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
They have goldfish with extra cheese, extra
seasoning, but I'm going to haveto tag one of them Because
goldfish are good.
Goldfish are just good bythemselves, but I never even
thought about extra seasoning ongoldfish.
Extra cheesy oh, bro, you saidcheesy.
I'm over here talking aboutgoldfish.
What the fuck?

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Oh yeah, they have extra.
Oh for goldfish too.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Oh, okay, all right Take no Doritos, take no Doritos
.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Make some extra seasoned.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Doritos.
That's what y'all missing.
That's what y'all missing.
I'm telling y'all, that's whaty'all missing.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Everybody listen to this.
I hope you're enjoying yourRand 30.
Matter of fact, I will Give meRand 30.
Give me.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Rand 40.
Give me Rand 50.
That shit, good as fuck thatcheese is amazing.
You ever with Doritos?
That's freaking God tier rightthere, and then watch that all
day.
With the Mountain Dew, with thewhat's the other?
With the fruit punch.
Ice cold Ain't nothing betterthan that.

(36:58):
Red 40 never tasted any better.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Oh yeah, that's what it is.
Red 40.
What did I say?
30?
I don't even remember.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
It's red though.
Oh yeah, that's what it is Red40.
What did I say?
30?
I don't even remember.
Y'all know what I'm talkingabout.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
It's red.
Though it's red, what would yougo with Cheetah?
I got you bro.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Sweet chili.
No, I'm just playing.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Fritos sweet chili.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
All right bro, I got a All right Tezana Golden Oreos.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Ooh.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Now now Golden Oreos is crazy bro I'm a big, I'm a
big, look, I'm so.
I'm such a big cookie person heis I've, I've got, I've, I've
this.
Look he's like the cookiemonster.
Yo, bro, I've disciplined this.
He's like the Cookie Monster yo, bro, I've disciplined this.
Physique has not come withoutany sacrifice.

(37:47):
Yo, I used to fucking eat thegolden ones like crazy, like 12
at night.
Let me go get me a littlehandful.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Who said, let me get a little bit Two rolls, later
Two rolls.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Go Bro.
Remember back in the day thatwas just by me, that was just by
me Cookies Cook day, bro.
They would just buy me cookiesbro they're talking about.
There's something in there, meover here.
Nah, I really should.
I'm trying to stop Two in themorning, bro.
They wake up there's nothing.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
There's no cookies.
We just see Yaya on the kitchenfloor passed out all crumbled
up, all twisted like this.
All we see is like cookiecrumbs on his chest.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
I just wake cookie crumbs on his chest.
I lost myself.
Where am I, bro?
I will fuck up some goldenOreos, bro.
That is my poison.
Right there, bro, there'ssomething about it.
They came out with the birthdaycake one.
I don't know if you've seen it.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
I've seen it, man, I never tried it.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
I tried it the other day.
My sister bought it.
Shit got me breathing heavy.
Yo, shit got me breathing heavy.
It's good.
I told myself, man, it ain'tgood.
That shit is fucking amazing,bro.
I don't know what it is, I'mnot, it's so.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
It's crazy, because I'm not really like a sweet
sweet.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah, I'm not.
I'm, I used to be, but I'm notno more.
I really don't like.
But those things I know they'reso sweet but they're so good.
I don't know if it's a crunch,the crunch, the, the flavoring.
I'm gonna have to try those brobro, it's, it's so good, it's
so good, is it?

Speaker 1 (39:24):
like what?
What's the cookie like?
Like?
Is it chocolate cookie?

Speaker 2 (39:28):
no, it's a golden cookie.
Golden cookie, oh, vanillacookie, yeah, it's a vanilla
cookie.
Um, but just birthday cakesprinkles of stuffing, oh,
that's, that's the.
Oh, bro, I had to tell mysister about a little small one
bro I was only able to take two,bro.
I was like no, they're not good,but put them away, bro, put
them away.
The moment she left, she leftin here.

(39:49):
She left in here.
But the moment she left I foundthe next day I said by me, good
bro, I fucked thesemotherfuckers up.
But that was like squidwardwhen he tried to grab me.
Patty, you seen that episode?

Speaker 1 (40:01):
squidward didn't like crabby Patties, but then
because SpongeBob was like here,here goes a Krabby Patty or
something or some bull crap likethat, and then Squidward was
like it's disgusting, like hefound like that's where that
meme came from, where it showslike Squidward's teeth, like
horse-looking teeth.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Oh, okay, that was the episode where Squidward
tried a.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Krabby Patty, this is awful.
And then, um the moment,spongebob, he like he was like
sad and he like walked off, buthis man squidward down.
Bad bro, ate that thing fromthe trash can.
Ate everything in the trash can, but the crappy patty what?
The fuck or it was somebullshit like that.

(40:39):
And then, um he, uh, he endedup getting inside like the
crappy patty ball and then hewas like eating all the Krabby
Patties.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Oh shit, yeah, that's how I be bro.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
That's how you was, but that's how you was.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Nah, bro, them cookies are just just the
regular ones.
Just the regular ones.
I forgot I'll tell you this.
I'm not really a big fan of thedouble stuff.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
One I was just about to ask that I heard that.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
I heard that in your head.
Um no, I'm not.
I'm not really a big fan.
I just feel like that throws aratio for those cookies.
I feel like it just throws itit doesn't it's just, yeah, it's
just like a tab too much like.
It's just like nah, justbecause I mean the oreo ones
double stuff, like regular oreosover stuff, amazing.
The vanilla ones double stuffnah, I feel like it's oh okay.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
So do you like the like the creamy stuff, or
whatever?

Speaker 2 (41:29):
yeah, yeah when I was , when I was little, um, I
stopped eating them because Iwon't make myself sick off of
them does he in the cream stuff?
Eating, like I would stack themlike, wipe off the cream, and
then I would stack them likeabout this big and I would just
eat the whole day.
And then the cookies, I wouldjust break them up into my milk
and then just chug the wholething like that.
I was a man, I was a fucking manas a kid, but no bro, don't

(41:54):
dose.
Uh, oh, I want some.
Now.
Fuck right me too.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
All right, real quick , real quick, real quick.
You said you likedos.
Do you like the mint flavoredOreo?
No, no.
What do you got to say to allthe people who like the mint one
?

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Mint, mint, mint, ice cream Mint.
What else they got?
They got some other mintbullshit.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Mint itself, mint itself.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Oh, you already said ice cream, you said ice cream,
mints.
Mints are mints.
Keep mints by themselves, bythemselves.
There's, they're for yourbreath, they're, they're fucking
their medicine, medicine.
Don't fucking put them in incookies and desserts, bro.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Don't, don't be doing that, don't you don't like the
shamrock shake from mcdonald's?
Is that I?

Speaker 2 (42:42):
was complaining.
Yeah, I was complaining aboutit on the episode, because oh,
that's right.
I have one bro, that shit wasass bro, but that one it wasn't
so much the mint thing, I think,it's just the person that made
it.
That's my fault for going tothe wrong one.
That was on me.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Damn, I forgot we had two over here, huh.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Huh out, we had two over here, huh huh, oh yeah,
yeah, that's why I used to liveover there, bro.
That's because I picked thatone up on the on the way that
that that was my fault, but Ishould have picked it up over
here in town.
That was on me.
I knew better.
Every time I go to that guy, tothat, to that uh, mcdonald's,
but they just they just, theyjust do whatever the fuck.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
They want, bro hey that's what it seemed like I
give them that.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
They just do what the fuck they want, bro, they just
so you don't like men at all?

Speaker 1 (43:26):
then no, no, like mint flavored, no not mint
flavor.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
I was about to say, maybe when I was younger, but
not.
Not even when I was youngerthere, maybe, like for a
fraction of my life, I liked itand I was like what's?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
wrong with me?
Who the fuck like?
Who just looked down at your?

Speaker 2 (43:42):
hands.
I could have picked whatever Iwanted.
And I picked mint like no bro,no mint, mint for me is me, mint
is me.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Somebody put that on a shirt below key, though the
peppermint candies though, oh,peppermint candy oh bro,
peppermint candies beast there's.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
there's a peppermint candy that I like.
It's like in the little ball.
Not a ball, it's like a.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Oh, the little waxy ball Well, not waxy, but I know
what you're talking about, likethe chunky peppermint Chunky
ball.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
It's like chocolate, yeah, there you go yeah, yeah,
yeah, those are good.
I think it's a texture thing,though Like the way it crumbles
and shit.
Chalk and me smoking chalkcigarettes when I was little.
It's just a nostalgic thing.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Alright, so no, that was me and my phone.
Let me turn my thing down.
I forgot how my phone, so youpretty much said Oreos.
This is on there too, let's see.
The next one is Cheetos.
Cheetos you said hot fries, butthis is just like cheetos

(44:49):
straight to cheetos.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Okay, okay, all right between the two?

Speaker 1 (44:52):
which do you like?
All right, we're gonna go from.
I'm gonna ask you which one doyou like between the two?
Puffy or the crunchy, crunchy,crunchy crunchy you don't like
the puff ones I.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
I can't stand the puff ones it depends on how I'm
feeling.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Sometimes I would like the puff ones, sometimes I
would like the crunchy ones.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
For me, I think it's just, it's the puffs.
I think when the fresh startedcoming out, it was like you know
, I guess because it was new.
I liked them.
But now it's just, I reallydon't even like Cheetos.
But you know that box I boughtlast time, those Cheetos were
good as hell.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Because it had the cheese, like you said, the
little bag.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
The little bag has your cheese.
But I think that's what it was,bro, so those are so good.
My brother used to always getthe regular Cheetos.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
I was like bro, why bro, bro knockoff Cheetos like
knockoff Puff, ones like thecheese doodles, cheese doodles
oh those good.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Let me tell you one dumbass shit.
Hold on.
Now that you said that, hold on, let me tell you a dumbass
thing I did when I was younger.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Go ahead, bro, talk to me.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
So we opened up a bag .
Somebody opened up a bag oflike a small Puff knockoff ones
I think it was the cheesedoodles.
Put them in the fridge, right.
So I'm like they opened it andleft them in the fridge.
I said I don't want no coldchips, let me warm these up.

(46:19):
So genius idea, you know,brilliant.
I said let me put this in thefucking microwave and heat it up
, right, quick.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
This shit started on fire.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
I said that bitch, 30 seconds should do.
Shit blew up oh shit, I'll buyone back in time, but did it
spark for real Whole arc, bro?
It's like, bro, the bag gotdisintegrated, chips got burned.
You put them in.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
We almost went back in time to stop themselves from
doing that.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Bro, my dumb ass put that shit in.
What the hell?
I said oh, these are aluminum.
Fucking idiot Bro.
I about burned down the house,bro.
Bro, and I was about to walkaway but I was like, nah, I'm
going to see them, let me waithere, just to make sure I don't
overcook them.
When I saw that I saw theychasing, flying through that
bitch, I said no, I had tocancel that shit real quick.

(47:19):
And my mom, what's that bird?
Bro?
I got my chin.
I got my chin through thebitches, bro, they were all
burnt bro, I went outside.
I just went outside, bro.
I'm trying to eat them bro.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
They were like so stale they were nasty as hell
bro About to burn down the housewith some cheese, anybody
listen, do not warm your Cheetosup in the microwave.
Put them in a paper bag.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
Put them on a paper towel.
Here I go start another fire.
Nah, bro, that shit was wild.
Bro, that was one of my top tenstupid moments right there.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
We all have them, bro .
I saw my cousin one time.
She was like probably six.
She got like a plate of foodand she left her fork on her
bowl or plate or whatever.
Put it in the microwave, warmthat thing up.
All I said was it's just like aquick flash.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
I'm like what did I just witness?

Speaker 1 (48:19):
She just sat there.
So you know me, me being silly,me, I had to gas the whole
situation up.
Oh, she messed up the mic Typeshit.
Really.
You know, sibling stuff, I meanit was just my cousin, but you

(48:42):
know what I mean.
We all live together and stuff.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
You know, Ain't no better feeling than to see
somebody commit I mean, dosomething wrong and then just
gas them up, just gas the wholesituation up and then you get
everybody else on there.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Oh, we just got that too.
You know, EBT don't be doingmicrowaves and stuff.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
We're going to get food.
Oh my god, I can already see it.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
She started crying, I think, and I got in trouble.
What?

Speaker 2 (49:13):
the fuck did I do?

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Damn Not for the microwave getting messed up
Crazy.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Nah, that's wild.
Nah, let me tell you whatJerunimo.
He did it recently too.
Well, I think I said it before,but Geronimo, he burnt a ramen
a marucha.
My boy was faded the other day,faded as hell, bro.
He smoked with us.
I saw him smell it burn.
I said hey, it's burning.

(49:41):
He's like nah.
I said I know the smell.
I've smelled this smell before.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
The smelly smell.
This is the smelly smell.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
I give it a core memory.
I said, rudy, you put water inyour noodles.
He busted out of my face.
He said I ain't even going tolie.
He did it again, bro.
He did it again Years later,bro.
I'm portioning with you, bro.
It wasn't even his fault, bro,I can't even blame him.
Brother man, it was too muchfor him, bro.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
What else you got, bro?
What's the other one I'm goingto?

Speaker 2 (50:13):
start giving you ones that I think you don't have.
Cheers bro, cheers bro.
We about to.
I I got to break this down, bro.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
I don't know if you remember these Papas toreadas a
la diabla.
Let me give you a picture, bro,because you might not.
Yeah, he busting out someboo-hoo baja type shit.
I don't know None of this.
My girlfriend was like you know, you don't like the rancheritos
.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
I was like what is that?
What the fuck is that?

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Oh bro, those things is.
Do they still sell those?

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Discontinued.
Is it Discontinued?
The habanero ones, no, thehabanero ones.
Okay.
So, all right, let me give youa little bit of lore, okay, okay
, guys, stay with me.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Wait, let me show.
Let's show the people.
Right show don't know if y'allcan see it, let me get it close
to the camera.
Yeah, I see Y'all look at that.
I did my best.
I'll pop a picture up for y'allto see.
Okay, so these were like Damn,I'm too comfortable.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
These weren't kettle cooked, because now they got the
kettle cooked ones, that'stheir line now.
They switched it so these werejust like like lace chips,
regular lace chips, but thespices that it used were
supposedly they were like likeroasted.
They were roasted peppers, sothat gave it a different flavor

(51:39):
for the potato chips.
Right, gold, it was this flavorand it was called a diablo.
It was just like with red spicychili peppers Amazing flavor.
It had a jalapeno one, a bananaone, but that line was the best
, the best, the best.
Put that against any other chipin the world.
The best, no, cap right, andthen as big corporate usually

(52:02):
does, they decided todiscontinue it, like the fucking
idiots that they are.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
They must have been related to people that run the
stuff in Taco Bell.
Y'all love it.
Y'all love that stuff so much.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, gone Gone,we're going to stop serving it.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Mexican pizza gone.
Don't even get me started onthat Mexican pizza.
So these chips, they were justbro.
These were my childhood.
I have countless memories.
It was a long bag skin.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Oh my God, they don't sell no more now.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Like I said they got now, since it's Barso Barso is a
company they got flavors withlike Taki flavor flavorings on
those chips, but they're alllike kettle cooked chips now.
So the texture is different,the flavor is different.
Even the Banero ones aredifferent.
And the same thing with otherchips is they're not as

(52:59):
consistent with the flavoringthat the chips has.
It's like you can get a bagthat's ass and then you can get
a bag that's like really good.
So it's like a gamble, it'slike a whole gamble getting
these chips now.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
I know sometimes what you can do, like if there's
like loose seasoning or spicesin there, whatever you just like
, shake the bag up.
You shake the bag up and it'llstick, or like it'll stick to
that's what I do sometimes ohfor real cause you know, at the
very end sometimes you'll havelike that little bit, like a
little bit of seasoning nah,these usually don't.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
They don't have cause .
These are supposed to be likehealthy or whatever, like, so I
think that's why they don't haveas much seasoning but now, like
, I guess the good one fromthere right now is the Takis
flavor ones wiggle one, thatone's all right, but these chips
, nothing compresses these shedsbro, those bro, and then
discontinue them bro.
Uh, I think it was around 2016,2015 that they discontinued, uh

(53:52):
dang, I didn't know that, damnyou never know what you're
missing.
You never know, bro crazy quotethat, somebody quote that,
somebody quote that.
But that was crazy, bro,amazing.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
That is a good chip.
Right there I'm trying to thinkof another chip or another
snack that I really enjoyed, youknow.
As a matter of fact, now Iremember Little Debbie snacks
used to be my downfall, bro.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Oh, he ain't playing yo, he ain't playing yo.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Little Debbie.
More like Big Deborah bro.
She collate yo, you ain'tplaying yo Yo Debbie.
More like Big Debra bro shecollect, bro, she collect every
time I walk by that snack aisle.
Yeah, little bro, what's itgoing to be today?

Speaker 2 (54:31):
She was in their pockets, bro.
I remember too, debra, what yougot.
I need my fix.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
What you want.
Little bro, I got a promotiongoing on Two for six right now.
What you want?

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Woo that 2 for 6 going crazy.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
You got the oatmeal.
You got the oatmeal.
I told you I ain't got nothingright now I done.
Told you, don't waste my time,stop your feeding that.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
Smack me.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
And I told you ask for them things again.
I ain't never going to dobusiness with you again.
Sorry, debra.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Sorry, my bad.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Debra's crazy.
Sorry, my bad, what you got Idone.
Told you smack.
Only got Cosmos and Swiss Rose.
Which one you want Both.
Can I do a mix and match Smack?
You got about two of the sameones you can't cross promote.
I mean you can't cross mix andmatch what you think this is Now
you buying or what you holdingup my line?
Turn around.
There's nobody buying.
You can't cross mix and match.
What do you think this is Nowyou buying or what you holding
up my line?
Turn around.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
There's nobody buying .
It's the same amount of magicepisode in the Patriot.
There's never anybody in thataisle because they just see me
talking to myself reenactingthis whole scenario.
There he is again.
Just move forward, kids.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Don't look that way.
Don't look that way.
That's why we can't pick thatstuff for y'all to eat at the
house.
We get like that.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
Nah, but I remember, bro, when we were living
together, bro, hey bro, I ain'tno Remus would kill them, things
like that bro.
Well, we went out there to buygroceries and stuff Straight to
the Patriot album.
We cannot skip the Patriotalbum.
Reverence needed that heat.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
I needed it bro.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
And I thought he was playing.
I thought, bro, I had neverseen like a like I wouldn't even
eat those.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
back then, you really didn't eat it like that.
You said, I guess from howsweet it was, or whatever.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
It was, I think the only ones would be like the
nutty butters and the oatmealcookies.
Nah, reverend's would Zebracakes, zebra cakes.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Oh man, don't give me some of them, zebra cakes.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
I ain't gonna lie, I started eating zebra cakes
because of you two, though, butfor me it's just so sweet, it's
sweet, but yo, it's just sosweet, it's sweet, but yo
reverence will fuck him.
Oh bro.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
It's one thing.
It's like you over here gassingyour fat homeboy up.
He'll eat him.
He'll eat so much of him.
I'm like, wow, not one box.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Two boxes.

Speaker 1 (57:01):
He will finish everything.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Hey, go, go Get it while you can.
It those reverence things, butget it while you can.
They gonna be gone.
No, but I guess it's just likeme with the cookies, bro, it's,
it's just that, that's.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
I guess it's amazing like it's so good, that's it I
can't even pick out of all ofthem because it's like, like you
said, the Nutty Buddies, themthings is Top tier, bro, but you
also got the Cosmo brownies.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Oh, I used to fuck up some Cosmo brownies when.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
I was younger Brownie .

Speaker 2 (57:34):
And then the fudge on top oh my, and then the little,
the little M&M's, one of thefucking they got on top of them.
Those are good.
I I ain't going to lie.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
Bro them Cosmo.
And then I found the big Cosmoones, bro.
I lost them when I saw themExtra large.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Big Cosmo.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
They have like the big brownies, like that big Holy
shit, damn Diablo.
And what are the ones?
The oatmeal cream pies.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Those were really smack.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Which are the ones?
The, like you said, bro, thezebra cakes, bro them, things is
freaking them, things aredriving me crazy.
The little trees too.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Oh yeah, the trees, the christmas ones, bro, oh oh
yeah, christmas time, yeah,christmas time, I gotta get my
christmas trees I have to yep,yep the zebra crepe form and the
brownie form I need both ofthem Go ahead, run it.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Get at least six of them On the car.
I'm good to go For the week.
Oh, I actually got Some donutsin my car.
Oh, do you for real Donutsticks I need to try that Donut
sticks, donut sticks.
Is it raining.
I'm about to go run out thereand get it.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
It's probably it's still here.
It's dark as shit.
I can't even see it's foggy.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
I can't even tell I can't even see, I can't see.
Go to that one, let's take.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Go to that one.
Open up the door.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
I'll get in a little bit, bro, fuck it.
Um, what was I gonna say?
Oh, yeah, but um, that's prettymuch it, bro, the friggin
little Debbie yeah, yeah, toptier bro, he ain.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, top tier bro, he in line, he in
line, so good, so good.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Not good for you, but so good what you got.
One more, one more, one more.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Okay, okay, look we talking about.
I'll give you something youmight not know, or maybe just
Latinos, though Paletas, sowhat's it called?
Ice popsicles, popsicles PeroLa Sirenita, the Mexican store
brand.
You know what I'm saying.

(59:32):
He know, he know, he know.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
She Bro them.
Freaking ice cream popsicles iscrazy bro, Bro, you can buy.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
I could buy those at the store.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
They still sell them they still sell them.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
They still sell, is it?

Speaker 1 (59:47):
yeah, I thought it was like a different brand
because they used to have likeprincesa and la serena right
yeah, it was two.
Yeah, but it's two different,yeah, two different brands.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Yeah, I used to not, bro.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
I feel so bad because I didn't appreciate them as
much as I wish I should have.
Which one was your Favors,though?
Like what flavors Were yourfavorite?

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Bro, okay so.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
They had.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Coconut.
I love coconut, coconut one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
I was just about that coconut one Cause.
Then it had Like the shaving.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
It had the shaving At the.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Your meal, your meal, hot day.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Hot day.
You just Look hot day.
Let me put that.
Let me put that as a scenariofor you.
Hot day.
You know you've been runningout there paying all day.
You know somebody says hey,let's go to a Mexican.
You know I'm going to a Mexicanstore.
Can I go?
Can I go?
Okay?
But you only get one thing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
That's all.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
I need.
That's all I need.
Pull up hot.
Bro Carl even got AC, so thewhole right there windows down.
Everybody sweating, everybodysweating Two windows don't even
go down, it don't matter.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
You get there, it's all worth it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
You get there Everybody looking for snacks.
You know what you want.
There's a big freezer in thefront.
You slide that thing up.
You just let the thing open.
You got 35 flavors.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Yeah, it's like so much flavors Fuck and you see
your flavor, it's covered up.
Now.
People didn't know about thismethod, but some people used to
gatekeep and hide the flavor Iused to do that Let me tell you
okay, because back in the day,back in the day, there was this
one.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
It was, it had jamaica.
No, not jamaica jicama.
Oh shit, Jicama.
It had like fruit chunks at thebottom, fruit chunks at the
bottom, but the whole thing wasspicy, All right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
I ain't going to lie.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
I ain't going to lie, because we used to, back in the
day, you know how Los Compadreswas across the park, so I'd be
over there every day, so I wouldget my stack.
Put them underneath thestrawberry ones the ones that
nobody the ones I knew nobodyreally was going to fold with
bro.
And the ones that nobody theones I knew nobody really was
going to fuck with bro Every daybro I used to do that, bro, I

(01:01:49):
ain't going to lie bro.
Ooh bro, after a hot day, bro.
No, I agree, I agree 100%, bro.
The ice cream itself was good,the flavors were good.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
That coconut one was great Coconut one was Coconut.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
One was so good, they had a oh bro.
So good, they had a oh bro.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
They had a Roscoe.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Leche one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Did they?
I didn't even know they had aRoscoe, oh bro De la Serena.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Yeah, yeah, hold on.
That's what I was looking at.
Hold on, hold on.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, one I really liked asa kid was the bubble gum one,
the blue one.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Blue one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
yeah, it was like a double bubble kind of like a gum
at the very bottom.
But that shit would be likefrozen, so that was like a hard
piece of gum that you werechewing on.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
But the moment you chew it, you start working it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
It's like a treat, it's like a reward Everybody
walking around with fuckingchiseled jawlines, little kids.
It was a good reward, bro,those right there, top tier bro,
actually, bro, I want to getsome now.
Bro, what'd you do to me?
What'd?

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
you do to me yo bro, go ahead, but we gotta go to
mexico right yeah, but that'sactually something that my
girlfriend wanted to do.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
She wanted to get paletas.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Yeah, it's that brand , but I don't remember the.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
It used to look different though.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Yeah, that's just the logo.
La Princesa too?
No, I don't think it was LaPrincesa, but I'm almost certain
it was La Sirenita.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
I'm almost certain, but the logo may look different.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
My girlfriend wanted to get a paletero cart and we're
gonna put like a bunch of oh,that would have been lit.
It was about to be crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
So instead of doing that, what I did was I bought
the uh machine to make uh okay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Okay, we're gonna be at the paletera yeah, and then
her mom made the flavor, so it'slike limon chamoy piña.
From my english I mean spanishlisteners.
You know what I'm talking aboutfor all the english people.
I was pretty much saying likethe like, just like a push ice
cream cart, and I bought themachine to make like ice cream,
like snow cones the snow conesand my girlfriend's mom made,

(01:03:54):
like all the flavors homemade,oh homemade from scratch how do
you even make the flavor for it?
um, you like boil water,whatever, and then you just
stick your sugar and then allyour ingredients and whatever.
Oh damn, I don't know how elseshe did it, but I was about to
do it, oh yeah.
But yeah, she has tamarino, shehas pineapple lime and another

(01:04:20):
flavor I can't remember.
Bro, that shit's not so good,bro, I know bro, I'm debating
about going to buy chamoy sticksor just buying chamoy in
general.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Oh, chamoy in general , that shit will take it next or
having pepino cut and then youjust throw it on the side just
put it, oh some pepino oneswould taste good too just
drizzle.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
I'm telling you, bro, you should pull up if you want
to bro.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Low key bro, I'm a child bro, I'm looking forward
to it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
We're actually supposed to do a test run.
We did a test run yesterday tomake sure we had the right
consistency, because I hatehaving a snow cone with chunky
ice.
I hate it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
You got to start biting into it.
I hate it too.
When you try to get a bite,it's all come together your
teeth, your scrapes.
Yeah, I hate that too.
I hate it too.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
But we got it right.
The consistency was perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
It was flaky, it's a it's pretty, it's a snow cone.
It's a snow cone, there you go.
Good shit, good shit, hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
I'm looking forward to it tomorrow.
Hopefully it comes out goodhell yeah, but uh, what were we
talking about?
The flavors, yeah the flavors.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
The flavors are different.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Was that the only ones that you liked?

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
then those were my go-to.
Really, I'm a simple man.
Once I like something, that'sWait, they had a rompope one too
.
I don't know if you liked that,though.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
I did try the arroz con leche now that I think about
it, because it was likebrownish.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
It was like brownish.
It had cinnamon, Right oh thatwas yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
It had like chunks of rice.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
It had chunks of like rice, like more chunks.
It had like rice throughoutthat like mostly at the bottom,
but still like whoo bro.
You are right bro, the arrozcon leche one, oh my god, look
guys if you know, you know, ifyou know, you know you got a
Mexican store near you, just goto it, check it out.
It might not be the same brand,but I feel it probably might've

(01:06:09):
got bought out or something.
But I feel like, I feel likeall the ice creams should,
should be good in general.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
I haven't tried it since.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
I haven't tried it in ages, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
I haven't tried it since I was like seven, eight
years old, Nah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
I used to try it Nah me, nah.
I used to try it Nah Me,because that's like a go-to,
especially when I used to playbasketball.
As soon as I'm gone out ofthere bro, I'm getting me some
ice cream, you feel it?

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
I'm about to go buy some, bro.
Yo fuck this episode.
I'm about to.
I just want to see if it tastesthe same.
If I still get that, I want tobe like the Ratatouille dude,
like the inspector dude.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Right, I was about to say what time is it we could go
?
Oh no, they're probably goingto be close.
I was going to say we could goto.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
Right down the road.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Yeah right down the road.
Damn Damn, those were good,those are so good.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Who got these good pigs?
Who got these good ones, goodsnacks?
What's the one I was going tosay?
I don't even know no more.
I'm going to just go basic.
I'm going to go basic, okay,okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
Popcorn.
I have popcorn.
Which one though?
Which one, which one?

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
What brand or which one.

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
What kind of popcorn?

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
What do you mean?
Like flavor wise?

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Oh, okay, okay, I'll let you talk, all right.
All right, I'll let you talk,go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
So I know y'all going to look at me like I'm crazy,
but I have a sweet tooth, theOrivale sweet one, oh my
goodness, sweet one the.
Orivale sweet ones.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Yeah, they have like a sweet popcorn.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
My bad.
They have like a sweet popcorn,bro.
I love sweet popcorn so much,but it's because of the popcorn
ball from Halloween.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
Okay, it's not the same the same, but it's sweet,
Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
But I'm not going to say that's my all-time favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
It's a sweet.
Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
Extra butter popcorn.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Oh, there we go.
But which one?
The one you got the microwaveone.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Yeah, the microwave one.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Oh, the microwave one .
Okay, okay, which one do youget?
Okay so.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Oh, you buy the one you have to put on the stovetop.

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
I've never done that one.
I've never done that one.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
It's not bad.
It tastes pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Okay, so I mean for me, for me, I like salty, I like
popcorn, the smart food, oh,white popcorn, hey the cheddar,
ah, white cheddar, the whitecheddar, one back in high school
, that shit was currency.
That shit was currency.
Hey, do this for me.

(01:08:36):
Right, quick, slide, slide alittle.
You feel me a little bad that?

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
for me that is some good popcorn right there.
The cheddar, the smart food one, uh yeah, cheddar popcorn,
white popcorn whatever DiabloBro it, que costo?

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
They got more flavors .
Now the only one I've tried wasthe hot Cheeto.
They got a hot Cheeto one.
That one.
I really didn't like that one.
It was okay For me, justoriginal white cheddar.
Black bag.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Have you tried gourmet popcorn before?
Gourmet popcorn like like likefancy flavors, like cheesecake.
Uh, the gourmet ones, umgourmet?

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
I guess it's the, the ones with caramel.
What are those called, uh?

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
the, the cracker jack cracker jack ones.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Are those like gourmet or yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Or is that like a?

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
gourmet popcorn.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
I don't know, it's still the same thing of popcorn,
but they just put like caramelin it, which I agree.

Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
That one right there is like freaking good.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
That's some good popcorn right there.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
But no, gourmet, I mean for me.
If you want to say gourmet, forme it's the movie theater
popcorn.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
I don't know what the fuck.
Extra butter bro.
Extra butter bro.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Look, look, this is how you do it too.
Talk to me, Put a little bit ofpopcorn right, Because, look,
call me a fat ass.
I get a bucket every time I getit.
I pay the $20 for that thing.
I don't give a fuck.
And this gall before the moviestarted.
And I'm getting it because theyalways come with the refuel and
I'm getting the refuel.
And I ate before and I'm goingto eat afterwards.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
I don't give a fuck and I'm going to eat all these
Sour Patch Kids.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
And these Milk Duds.
I mean these dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
What are?

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
they called the little.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
Whoppers.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Whoppers, what are those?
Oh the boss, literally the boss.
Yeah.
So, bro, okay, so put a littlebit, you know, put a little bit
of popcorn in there, Put about aquarter of the buck in there.
Butter Put butter in that bitch, put butter on the bitch and
then put up to half some morebutter and then fill it up and
then more butter, because I wantbutter all through the bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
You feel me for real.
You wanted to have on everypiece of.
I want to breathe heavy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Hey, these arteries is getting clogged by the end of
this movie.
Hey, and my fingers don't looklike like I just, I, just, I
just hold the bitch up likey'all ain't putting no butter in
you, you but no, I agree, andthere's something about their
butter too is is crazy, bro,sometimes.

(01:11:18):
Look.
So I don't even go to the movietheater.
I just order me a a bucket ofpopcorn, just leave the movie
theater.
But but that shit is so good, Idon't know what the fuck they
put in it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
I've been wanting some popcorn for a minute too
Bro, me too bro, and the otherone that I used to do.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
that's one popcorn, but the other one that I used to
do Dollar Tree.
Dollar Tree sells big ass bagsof popcorn.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
Oh, I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
They have no business being that fucking good.
Is it really good?
I haven't tried it Really, it'sjust butter.
They got cheddar popcorn.
They got butter popcorn.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Doesn't it have like a red one?
The chili cheese, maybe cheesepopcorn?

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
The red ones At Dollar Tree or somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
Oh no, I'm thinking about Dollar General.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
Oh no, I'm thinking about Dollar General?

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Oh okay, no, the other treat is it's like a clear
bag.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
It's just like the bags you get at the circus.
It's just like a clear bag likethat.
Look, I'm not proud of this,but I bought that shit one time.
One sitting, one sitting.
Look, the bag is like aboutthis big.
Yeah it's pretty big Gone,wasn't even watching the movie.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
We just get carried away, bro.
It's just so good bro I.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
I said, yeah, let me see if they rest for later.
But it's like a little handfulat the bottom, bro.
I tie that bitch off.
Bro.
Talk about, yeah, this forlater.
Let me not get too crazy withit.
Self-control, self-control down.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
Wow, fuck that thing oh, got like three popcorn three
popcorn left, the rest iskernels.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Let me just stop before I get crazy.
Let me not get carried awayhere, bro.
Well, that's a good snack.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Yeah, no, I agree, bro.
The ones I used to like as akid was the Cheddar.
Like Chester, he used to havethe popcorn one.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
The puffs.
Yeah, they had the cheddar.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
Yeah, the puff popcorn or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
Those things melt in your mouth?
Yeah, they do, bro.
Uh-huh, don't even chew it, bro, I just, I just swallow it, bro
, I just like compress them withmy mouth, bro, pause, pause my
eye contact bro.
Oh my god, those are so goodtoo, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Popcorn is so good Popcorn is so good Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Who would discover that?
Hey, shout out to you, bro, broyou really did that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
You really just gotta Peek some corn and say let me
turn this Into something, let me, let me.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
Pop it, innovate, innovate, right there.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
It's so good bro.
Oh, my goodness, gracious bro.
Alright, let's, that's gonnaend off on this that's enough of
the snacks, okay, okay y'alllet us know what y'all think,
though.
Which one's y'all favoritesnacks, what's your favorite
snacks, what didn't we talkabout, what snacks that we leave
out?
Y'all let us know in thecomments, or, uh, comment under
this uh episode on spotify orwherever it is that you're uh

(01:14:04):
listening to right or evenmessages like cosmic cove at
k-o-s-m-i-c underscore c-o-v oninstagram or on tick tock.
Uh, you'll be like I can'tbelieve y'all forgot to talk
about this wonderful snack it isbeep, beep.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
There's gonna be some weird ass shit, like like
beanie weenie like no um, nah,what's that?

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (01:14:25):
Vienna sausages yeah, nah, nah, nah, that's all good.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Who said I used to drink the?
I used to drink the water, Iused to drink the juice.
That's what I just said.
I ain't eating the weenies, I'mjust here for the water, the
juice, that's that reposant rubI threw up.
Open that thing, put that thingin the shot glass.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
I remember I tasted that one time.
Bro, I ate the sausages, bro,those sausages were good, you
know.
I was like okay, okay, and I'mlike what do I do with the
liquid?
I see homie is taking a slurpout of his.
Hey you, good dog.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
You good, hey bro, hey bro, if you drinking your
beer, the sausage water go getsome help.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
What was the big dude ?
What was the big dude?
But he said you ain't going todrink that.
Oh man.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Ain't no damn way.
Oh, but that he drunk yours.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
I don't remember seeing him.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
he drunk it or not, but I was just like hell.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
No, because I was young.
I was young, but I just.
But I see him drink kids.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
I said I'm not doing that man uh, you know, I'll eat
them, but this shit okay, beforeI say anything, I ain't gonna
lie.
I did like eating them as a kidyeah, yeah I mean, I haven't
ate them and I haven't ate themsince.
I was like in elementary schoolor whatever, but, um, when I
did eat them, um, it was reallygood, but I just remember that

(01:15:49):
consistency like the consistencywas weak, like I knew that
wasn't like a regular hot doglike I knew, there you go you
know, I, I was like something'sup here.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
I should not be able to get five of these for a
dollar.
But something's up.
I'm not asking questions, youknow.
I'm not.
I'm not investigating what'sgoing on here.
Uh, you know, but theconsistency is it's, it's
something, it's.
I don't know what the fuck itis it is different, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
But uh, all right, we're gonna stop talking about
these snacks, because we couldtalk about snacks all day long.
But um yeah, like I said, letus know if y'all don't remember,
or y'all tell us about yourfavorite snacks and which ones
we left out, or y'all be, likeoh, y'all should try this snack.

Speaker 2 (01:16:30):
Yeah, recommend us some snacks as a matter of fact
right, oh right, theinternational people, right,
give us some, give us somesnakes y'all like right, give us
your favorite, but like y'allshould try this, order this from
some.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
Fuck it.
Drop the affiliate link.
I click on it right.
Drain my bank account.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
I was about to say the same thing.
They're about to hack your shit.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
Well, never mind, don't do that.
So just message us and tell uswhat we should try, please.
I'm trying to save my money.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
They're going to sell my 32 cents.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
I've been managing to save.
You know what?

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
That's what we're going to be munching but and
probably talk shit about y'allfavorite snacks but Right, we're
just going to be talking aboutthe snacks and probably just
funny stuff.
There's a service that you canorder from around the world.
Right, yeah, I've seen it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
I've seen it.
Yeah, but if y'all, let us know.
But we're off to the next topic.
You already know what time itis.
It's time for that fear.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Is it all in your mind or could it be real welcome
to fear fact or fiction?
I?

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
tried, oh shit that my urge.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
What the?

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
fuck is this oh?

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
That's what she said.

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
Bro, low key, want them Donut sticks, bro, but what
the fuck Are donut sticks?
You'll see, bro, you'll see.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
You'll see when I get Matter of fact Hold on, bro,
I'll go get a real quick.
Who about to bring me?

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
a Beef.
Hold on, I'll be right back.
Y'all, give me a second, I'llbe right back.
You gotta.
You're about to bring me a beef.
Hold on, I'll be right back.
Y'all, give me a second, I'llbe right back.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
You got to keep them entertained, bro All right, bro,
I'm about to dictate to y'allmy performance I had to do in
elementary school.
I'm about to give them a quickstory.
When I was younger, they put mein a Christmas pageant type
shit, you remember.

(01:18:30):
I'm not telling the story, bro.
They put me in the Christmaspageant thing and for X reasons
my parents didn't want me to besinging and shit, whatever.
So the teacher was like she putme in the, you can say, in the
sound department, sound system,right, and it was just my job to

(01:18:53):
hit, play or stop or to switchthe songs and how to switch out
the cassettes for the next songthat they were going to perform
and whatnot.
And we were doing thisretirement home and I was just
so anxious that day, I was justso anxious, I was like so just
nervous and shit.
So I did, I, you know I wasdoing the first part and I don't

(01:19:16):
know why I got nervous.
It was about 30 seconds left inthe song and I had stopped on
accident and I and when I hadstopped.
Everybody just fucking lookedat me with this, gus, like you
got one job and I and I takethat, and I had one job only and
to this day that still eats meup alive at night.

(01:19:38):
Who got?
Who got donut stick?
Who got snacks?
Who got snacks?
Who got some snacks?
Hold up, shut, up, shut up.
Snowball Bane.
Get over here, Watch out, boy.

(01:20:01):
You about to sit, you about toDamn boy.
Y'all ass gonna swallow thatball.
Ain't no way you ain't feelthat.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
All right, y'all see it.
Bruh.
I mean y'all see it.
Swallow that ball Ain't no way.
You ain't feel that.
All right, y'all see it, brent.
I mean y'all see it everybody.
Glazed donuts.
This is gonna be more fun.
For Debbie my avocado, avocado,orc right here Nah chill the
fuck out, we're all beginningthe time champion, I'm about to
do a live review.
Real quick, right you canfinish your story, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
I finished it.
Oh, you did.
Yeah, I did finish it.
I told him it was a who got mePickle Rick.
Let's see these.
Okay, this is my honest opinion.

Speaker 1 (01:20:37):
We're going to do a live review real quick.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
I haven't tried them either.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
It is Lil Debbie right, mm-hmm.
Okay, debbie right.
Okay, all right, I'm going towait for you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
I'm going to wait for you.
I'm going to wait for you.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
All right, I'm back.
My fault, yo.
They're going to see differentreactions.
What are you doing, bro?
Ain't nobody, ain't nobody,call you over here.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
I know you're about to try it.
We're about to try these.
Live review.
Live review right Glazed donuts.
Right little team.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
Little tip touching.
He really said mmm.
He really said mmm, that shitis sweet, that shit is sugar,
that shit is, that's what ittastes like just sugar, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
That shit is just sugar.
This thing is sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
The filling inside is not even bread, it's just sugar
.
It's just sugar, right, it'slike a.
It's just sugar.
Let's see, oh, he spit it out,eat it.
Oh, he liked it, he liked it,he liked it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
I don't know how I feel about it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
For me, the texture is not it?
It already stuck to the roof ofmy mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
The texture is not it .

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
Yeah, sweet as hell.
I'll take another bite of thisfour.
Yeah, all right, that shit'svery sweet, that shit, I feel,
maybe if the texture was alittle different.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
Maybe if you warm it up Like a honey, bun type shit.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
All right, we're about to do another one.
All right, we're about to.
I go like, okay, it's going onme.
It's going on me though Q.
I feel like if you warm them up, Right.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
Out of a scale of one to ten, I give it like a seven.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
Okay, okay, I give it like a three.
Oh Okay, okay, I give it like athree.
Oh, dang Three.
But that's just because it'sjust too sweet for me.
That's why that is a texture.
It really didn't.
It doesn't even taste like adonut.

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
No, it doesn't.
It kind of reminds me of asuper donut.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
Who said a super donut.
You ain't about to do the superdonut like that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
No, no, no, no, no, no, like the.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
Texture inside, or what.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
It just it's like a hint of super donut for me, like
it reminded me of the superdonut, I guess, like that bread
consistency or like the bread,because I don't eat my super
donuts cold.
If I have super donuts, nosuper donut, you gotta eat it
warm.
Why is it common to eat it coldIf?

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
you eat it cold.
You're a fucking menace dude.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
Okay, okay, yeah, it's like the texture, yeah,
like.
Like the pine, uh-huh.
Yeah, like the breading, uh-huh.
It just reminds you of theSuperdome.
Yeah, it reminds you.
It reminds you of what true.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
It reminds you of better times.
That's really it, but.
But the sweetness is.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
It's pretty good, huh .
Nah, it's just, it's there,it's there.
It's hurting my teeth.

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
Oh, it hurt your teeth too.
Oh God, I didn't want to saynothing.
That shit hurt the fuck out.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
First bite it hurt my teeth.
It hurt my teeth Like the topof my molars or whatever.
Uh-huh, we got cavities.
It's right in my t2.
That shit crazy.
Hold that.
So today we're gonna be talkingabout.
Tell him, yeah, what we talkingabout today.
But these don't, bro loki wantto fuck these up right, those

(01:23:59):
you want.
Some of these, yeah, I'll takesome of those my fuck y'all be
picking up.
I haven't ate yet you haven'tate yet.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
You haven't ate either.
I haven't ate either.
Yo, we fucking hungry.
I was going to get food, but Iwas like I'll just wait.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
My fault, bro.
Y'all can't hear us munch.
My fault.
I'm going to keep the mic away.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
Yeah, those look good as fuck.
What are those?
The Pringles cheddar cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
The Pringles cheddar cheese.
So fucking good.
The guy I work with.
He told me about a crazy comboyou can do.
He said if you get like theranch with like the sour cream,
two separate chips, stack thechip on top of the other chip
Crazy bro, ranch sour cream.

Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
They got ranch Pringles with the sour cream.
Both Use those two Separate.
Those are both separate flavors, yeah, but like put those
together and eat it.
Okay, I'm on low key.

Speaker 1 (01:24:48):
Low key might be onto something.
Bro, we got it Low key.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
Hey, low key.
Hey, because Pringles.
You can't go wrong with thePringles, unless you're going
with them weird ass flavors.
But then that's a gamble you'rewilling to take.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
really Go ahead bro, do a stack, do a stack.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
I seen this somewhere , motherfucker, we starving.
Yeah, that's so good.
Yeah, fuck it, end up.

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
It's about to.
I'm about to say Is it for real?
No, oh, what about ending it?

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
No, I was no, I was saying about the the time.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
Oh no, no, we got like a minute.
I mean we got.
I said a minute, I didn't hearrecord.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
Don't worry, all these jokes are scripted.

Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
Right, this whole entire podcast is scripted.
All right, my fault, y'all.
We had to take a quick littlesnap break.
Today we're going to be talkingabout the well-known, most
infamous grandfather, og hypebeast.
Super saiyan Kaioken shinranwish creepy pasta.

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Today we are talking aboutslenderman that works damn bro,
sorry y'all, this cable is myfault moving too much.
Oh, it's because I'm holding itfrom right there, oh okay,
quick, uh, before we start.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
I used to think slender man was real bro, me too
, like for real.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
I used to think this dude was like for real, for real
, but I feel like that's likethe whole creepypasta thing like
it.
It would play on you like as ifit was real.
If you didn't know, you wouldthink it was real.

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
Bro, that motherfucker had a hold on me,
bro.
I used to Me too.
It got me bro.
That shit dead ass got me bro.
The OG, bro, the OG got me bro.

Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
Did you ever play the Slenderman games?
No, but I would watch peopleplay it.
Oh, you did.
Uh-huh, I'd watch PewDiePieplay it, but then I started
playing it myself.
Oh, really, uh-huh.
I would like sit in a dark room, put my headphones on and play
like the eight pages of whatever.
Yo, what the fuck I'd have tovolume up, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:09):
I'd just be, bro.
Freaking screen would startgetting fuzzy like I'm over here
.
Oh yeah, him getting scared bythe uh.
What ben the uh, oh yeah thecreepy poster, the creepy poster
showing up on the screen.
I wonder why.
I fucking wonder why.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Yo what the fuck, I don't know what happened to me
I'll pass it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:24):
All the lights on Broad daylight Outside.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
No, I'll be awake, ball him down Late as hell that
night playing that game.
I remember one time it was meand my cousin and I can't
remember who else was awake,Probably my little brother.
I was like you want to dosomething fun.
They're like what?
Put these headphones on, Playthis game real quick.
They didn't know what was goingon and I just wanted to get
their live reaction.

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I was like, just look for thesepages in the woods, that's all
you have to do.
Then, when Slender man finallycatches you, like jump scares
you, I guess, or whatever.
I thought it was pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (01:27:59):
Bro, that shit is insane.
I would see people play thatshit, but I'm like how y'all
doing this, bro.
That is insane.
The way it works.
Move bro.
You got chips over there.
Move.
What's wrong with you?
Alright, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
Without further ado, we got carried away again.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
Alright, we're going to talk about the Slender man.
Want me to start, yeah you go.
Alright, slender man Off the rip.
It's a fictional character whooriginated as an internet meme
and has since become a prominentfigure in online urban legends
and creepypasta.
Slender man was created in 2009by eric nutson under the

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pseudonym victor surge forphotoshop contests on something
awful, awful forms.
The initial concept involvedimages of children being
followed by a tall, thin,faceless figure in a suit.
The mythos grew throughcollaborative storytelling and
image sharing on online forums,eventually becoming wildly
popular and evolving into anurban legend.

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Slender man is typicallydepicted as an unnatural, tall
and thin humanoid figure.
He wears a black or gray suit,often with a red or black tie.
His face is usually describedas being fearless or completely
white, with no hair.
Some accounts also describe himas having long tentacle-like
appendages that emerge from hisback.
Um slenderman is known forstalking and psychologically

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tormenting his victims,particularly children.
He is said to cause a varietyof effects on those around him,
known as slender sickness, whichcan include paranoia,
nightmares, hallucinations andphysical symptoms like
nosebleeds.
His presence can disruptelectronic devices, causing

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static or other interference.
Some versions of the mythattribute him with abilities
like teleportation,shapeshifting, mind control and
time manipulations.
Some stories explore the ideaof people being taken well,
quote-unquote taken bySlenderman after learning about
him or encountering him.
He is also associated withquote unquote proxies, which are

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individuals who are under hisinfluence or control.
I know this.

Speaker 1 (01:30:16):
I know that either.

Speaker 2 (01:30:18):
Many stories focus on Slenderman's method of stalking
and psychological tormentinghis victims.
He is depicted as appearing inthe background of photos or
videos, slowly drawn closer tohis intended victims.
The psychological effects ofhis presence, such as paranoia,
nightmares and hallucinations,are common elements in these
narratives.
Did you want to keep going?

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
Yeah, you got it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:41):
Many stories place Slenderman in forested or
isolated areas, as this is acommon setting for creepy
encounters.
These stories often describepeople getting lost or
encountering somethingunsettling while in the woods.
Okay, so now I'm going to talkabout the footage and video
series type of you can say, likecontent that goes along with it

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.
A significant part of theSlenderman mythos has been
popularized through foundfootage, style videos and web
series like Marble Hornets.
These stories often depictcharacters to cover information
about Slender man throughdistorted or corrupted media.
Some stories attempt to connectSlender man to older legends or
myths, suggesting he is anancient entity.

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These stories might explore hispurpose, history or origins in
different cultures.
Um, you want to keep going?

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:31:34):
The Slender man myth has inspired various forms of
media, including video gameslike Slender the 8 Pages and
Slender the Rival, web seriesand films.
The character has become widelyknown in 2014 due to a real
life incident in which twoadolescent girls committed a
violent act, claiming they wereinfluenced by the slender man
legend.

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This is an inspired debateabout the potential impact of
online narratives and vulnerableindividuals.
Um on the a page, on slenderthe eight pages, uh, which is a
video game?
Uh.
This is the originalfree-to-play indie horror game
that brought the Slenderman to amainstream attention.
Developed by Mark J Hadley, thegame challenges the player to

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find eight pages scatteredthrough a dark forest while
being pursued by the Slenderman.
Gameplay involves navigatingthe environment with only a
flashlight and limited stamina,avoiding direct contact with the
Slenderman to survive, and itgained popularity through online
let's play videos and inspirednumerous fan made games Slender

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the Arrival, which I didn't knowabout.
This is the official sequel toSlender the 8 pages, developed
by Blue Oak Studios incollaboration's the official
sequel to Slender the eightpages, developed by Blue Oak
Studios in collaboration withthe creator of the Slenderman
mythos.
It expands on the originalpremise, with the storyline,
improved graphics, newcharacters and a variety of
locations.
Did you know about this one?

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
I remember seeing the arrival because, like I said, I
watched PewDieBot play it, but.

Speaker 2 (01:33:03):
I really can't remember too much about it, oh
okay, I'm just going to explainit a little bit more.
And there's the player's takeon the role of Lauren, who is
searching for her missing friendKay and gets drawn to the
Slenderman's influence, and thegame features multiple chapters
and expense to lower theSlenderman and his proxies.
All right, that's all I got,really.

(01:33:24):
That's pretty much it, thoughthat's the only thing with
Slender man that is Slender manyeah.

Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
You talked about how he looks right, Mm-hmm.
And you talked about thetentacles.
That's pretty much it, rightthere man.

Speaker 2 (01:33:34):
That's all with Slender man.
Everybody knows who.

Speaker 1 (01:33:37):
Slender man is.
Everybody knows who Slender manis.
If you don't know who Slenderman, is.

Speaker 2 (01:33:44):
You probably are, Bro .
Look Bro.
Like I said, I used to believethat this thing was For real.
Me and my mom Shout out.
My mom, she really just beputting up with my bullshit.

Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
She really just be on board.

Speaker 2 (01:34:01):
Always there just putting up with my bullshit.
Anything I find.

Speaker 1 (01:34:06):
New Call of Duty game .
New Call of Duty had nobusiness being there.

Speaker 2 (01:34:09):
Had no business being there, bro.
She there with me bro.
Black Friday was there with youEvery part of the bullshit that
I had, bro, shout out my mom,bro for real.
I don't know if it's a goodthing, bad thing but she's
encouraged every little part,every little thing that I've
done.
So shout out to her.

(01:34:29):
But we used to watch slendermanvideos, bro, I remember.
But we, I saw this, we well, wesaw this video of, like a
supposed slenderman bro to likea couple years ago really, but I
used to think that shit wastill.
I was like, okay, this is likea creepypasta.
Now we haven't talked aboutthis, but this is something I do
want to cover.
Uh, topaz.
Okay, okay, we did talk, Justbriefly, yeah, just briefly,

(01:34:51):
that's what I was thinking itwas, because at the time, cgi
really wasn't that.
So let me tell you what thevideo is about.
The video is, I think, it's inBrazil.
It's either Brazil or Miami,one of the two.
They're very similar um of this, like slender man looking

(01:35:12):
creature climbing the side of abuilding.
Oh, I know what you're talkingabout.
Okay, okay, like the big spiderthe big spider thing.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
Yeah, yeah, that one that video, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
That video, I think, had me believing that it was.
For real, For real, for realbro, I ain't gonna lie bro, like
that.
And then I was just we wouldwatch like all the now that I
know but creepypasta videos.
That was like describing whatSlender man was and all that we
used to watch.
The fuck out of all that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
I was in the same boat too, bro.
Bro, like I said, like youwatch the, like the youtubers
playing and everything, and thenjust like, uh, just watching
the videos yourself about thecreepypasta or whatever, or yeah
, just like about slenderman,you'd be like this shit for real
, bro but I just think, boy, ifI'm out, if I'm out too late,

(01:36:02):
it's gonna get me.

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
But like I did it, like it's crazy, I just you
gotta get props to wear.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
Props, dude, bro, like to have like people
actually like oh yeah, I wasabout to say that too, yeah like
like such paranoia, suchparanoia or something that isn't
real, bro like something youcreated right.
Countless people to lose sleepgo crazy.
I'm not saying it's a goodthing, but like I mean actually

(01:36:29):
affect them in in a way wherethey would act upon it.
But, um, um, have a strongcommunity, like make a community
more tight knit because of it,or whatever I guess.
So to say, like be involved,like have a community be so
involved with it and everything,which, which I find so cool,
bro, like this man really cookedup.

(01:36:50):
Well, this person cooked up thewhole Slender man thing from
scratch, bro, from scratch, bro,from scratch.
Right, that's so cool, rightthere.
For real.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
For me it's crazy.
The effects, well, the storyabout the girls committing
interplayment on cinnamon, butit is outrageous, brother, to to
go, you know, um, to killsomebody and just say this is
cinnamon made me do it.
That's what for me, okay for me.

(01:37:22):
That's why the cinnamon, for me, is like a topa, because I feel
, in a sense, even though, look,even though, even though we
know, you know, it's made up,but enough people believing it
too, like I believe it can, it'sreal and I feel like it's
actual, it's real for someoneactually going that far to do

(01:37:43):
something like that.
You know it's, it's crazy Iknow like.

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
I mean, like I said before, bro, like, especially if
, like, uh, like, if a demon cansomehow draw the energy like
get in.
Yeah, like play a part into itand then get all the attention,
get the energy from people likethe anxious energy or whatever,
the fear, whatever, if that'swhatever, whatever fuels them or
whatever I have no idea, but Ifeel like they're attracted to

(01:38:08):
it.
They like to sense the feelingof people's uh, fear.

Speaker 2 (01:38:13):
I guess, right right, I didn't even think about that.

Speaker 1 (01:38:14):
Honestly, and I feel like the demon.
Be like, okay, you know, Icould, I could, I could make
myself look like this, or right,right, I can make this person
think I ain't think about thatdamn, so I'm gonna just play my
part and get a little bit oftheir energy right to feed
myself or some shit that iscrazy, that is I ain't thinking
about that yeah, I see that Iain't thinking about that kind

(01:38:37):
of like you know something justplaying on your biggest fears
thing, and that aspect, yeah, mepersonally yeah now that is
crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:38:43):
I ain't think about that.
I ain't think damn, I ain'tthink about that.
I think damn, I ain't thinkingabout that would be such an easy
, uh, way to manipulate,manipulate, yeah, someone, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:38:54):
That is crazy I don't know, though I don't know,
y'all let me know.
But um, I got a couple accounts.
I know they're not real okay,okay, go ahead well I'm I'm not
down people's stories, but youknow, you know, aye.
You know, so this is just acouple stories that were

(01:39:15):
probably put on the internet forentertainment purposes.
But I just figured.
You know it'd be pretty cool tolisten to them.
So All right, this one startsout as I was 14 at the time and
staying at my cousin's placenear the edge of george
washington national forest.
We were playing manhunt afterdinner with few neighbors when I
saw someone way off near thetree line.

(01:39:36):
He wasn't anyone we knew.
He was freakishly tall and worea black suit.
I remember thinking who wears asuit in the woods?
He didn't move, just stoodperfectly still.
When I looked back again, maybe20 seconds later, he was gone.
That's when I noticed somethingwas wrong.
I couldn't breathe right, myears were ringing.
My cousin, who was hidingnearby, suddenly bolted out of

(01:39:58):
the trees, pale as a ghost.
He said he saw the same man andthat he had no face.
We didn't sleep that night.
My cousin had night terrors formonths afterward eventually
moved out of the house.

Speaker 2 (01:40:11):
We never talked about it again after that summer
that's pretty crazy, man, that'sjust crazy, right there if we,
if we just play into the factthat, okay, the story, the story
is, is real, you know the story, the person actually saw that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
That is crazy to experience, that, though right
to, to actually see that like Iknow it's not slender man, but
people do tend to have themstories where they see figures
on the edge of a tree line,whether it's like the wendigo or
uh bigfoot or some form of likeor ghost demon, whatever it is,

(01:40:49):
but it's common for people toactually see something like that
, like common in the sense ofstories like I saw something in
the tree line.
It was looking at me, or I sawa witch or something.

Speaker 2 (01:41:00):
Right, right, right, that is.
Yeah, you're right, that is avery common and I feel like just
going based off what you said,like, okay, maybe it's a demon
is just playing off what theyknow is gonna scare, maybe, you
see, maybe there's maybe not ademon, but maybe a spear or
there's something.
But there's something because,for all we know, maybe they did,

(01:41:22):
they probably did see that, youknow they, probably we, if we,
if we, if we go down that routeof like, okay, maybe they did
see it, maybe they did see it,but maybe it wasn't specifically
just Slenderman, maybe it wassomething like showing itself as
Slenderman or just like yousaid like a Wendigo, something
showing itself like a Wendigo,something showing itself like a
witch.

(01:41:43):
It'd still be crazy that there'ssomething that knows what you
right, what you scared of and aswell as you show us, and just
by the tree line it's crazy,it's just that that earring is
bro they know how to play onyour fear and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:41:57):
Bro, that's crazy stuff right there, oh, but you
can't be uh on there by me thatwas gonna say something, oh,
okay so go ahead, but um yeah,it was a pretty good story.
I got like two more otherstories.
This is called the static man.
This is in medison, minnesota.

(01:42:18):
This is, uh, from the no sleepform.
All right.
So it starts off like this whenI was younger, we had a baby
monitor for my little sister.
One night I was in my roomtrying to fall asleep when I
heard static, then a low,garbled whisper coming from the
monitor.
I thought it was my mom atfirst, but when I checked she

(01:42:41):
was asleep everyone was.
I walked back to the room andthe static got louder the closer
I got.
Suddenly the monitor picked upa strange crackling voice that
said Don't look outside.
So of course I did.
There was a man standing on ourlawn no face, long arms that
stretched almost to his knees.
I blinked and he was gone.

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That's when the monitor cut outcompletely.
My sister was found crying thenext morning, saying the tall
man was watching her from thewindow.
My parents installed securitylights and new locks.
I never saw him again, but forweeks afterwards I would wake up
feeling like something was inmy room.
Pretty crazy, that sounds likethem, uh, them short horror

(01:43:24):
stories.
You know I'm talking about like,uh, with that voiceover, with
the ai voiceover, yeah or likethe ones where it's like because
you know common ones, you heardis like uh, my mom, you know
I'm home, I'm home with my momand I'm upstairs and she keeps
calling my name and I keepsaying what, but she never
answers me.

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
So I head downstairs and then my mom from upstairs in
the room next door pulls me oh,yeah, yeah, yeah, don't go,
yeah, yeah, yeah, it sounds likeit does, it does, it does those
are pretty good stories Iactually like reading, I like
story, yeah, I like stories,reading them or watching them
because some people do some likeshort films with it and
everything I actually like that,um, it's, it's like I don't

(01:44:11):
even know how to say it but likefor people to have like these
experiences.

Speaker 1 (01:44:17):
I mean, yes, it's a made-up thing, but like we were
saying, you know, it couldactually be something that plays
off your emotions, yeah, itcould.
Your vulnerability, yeah, Ifeel like it.

Speaker 2 (01:44:29):
I feel like it.
Yeah, like I feel like withyour case, like the fact, the
menace, the menace.
Little kid watching scary stuffat night, headphones in all by
himself.
You know, lights off, you knowall that.
And then you see, you know,like you said, but you know all
that.
And then you see, you know,like you said, but you're seeing
that I feel like you said, but,like you said, that day too,

(01:44:50):
you know, there could have beensomething influencing that, like
that type of energy.
That's what I feel like some ofthese stories like, even though
we like, well, we, you know, weknow Slender man not real, but,
like I said, I feel like maybeit could be a combination, like
the topo, you know, you puttingout the energy, like you know,
I'm scared of this and thensomething that maybe you hasn't

(01:45:11):
noticed, you or like you haven'tnoticed it.
Actually it's like, oh okay, Iknow what I can, I can use to
scare with.

Speaker 1 (01:45:19):
No, I agree bro, I agree 100%.
I feel like sometimes, well,most of the time it's probably
like a 50-50 thing, 50%something time.

Speaker 2 (01:45:29):
It's probably like a 50 50 thing 50 something is
happening and 50 is just in yourmind.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that's the other thing.
Yourself, uh, you, uh.
That's just it's.
I got the word in spanish.
I can't think of anything unlessyou uh, you prime yourself yeah
okay, yeah, you prime yourselfto like, oh, whatever, it is
real, like, like, like me when Iwas younger, but I didn't know
that it didn't, that it was justa creepy possible.
So when I see the video I'll belike you know, could that be,

(01:45:52):
could it?
And like at the time, but therewas no ai, there was no cgi.
I mean there was, but like youhad to go through so much work
you needed a whole ass, like youneeded a whole ass software
software, big ass computers, andthen just to be up on youtube
like like for me that, like noand you can see the camera being

(01:46:12):
recorded from like somewheresomeone's shitty ass phone like,
but who knows, bro, who?

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
knows bro.
No, I agree bro, I agree 100.
It's crazy stuff out there, bro, for sure you can't right.
We can't deny that there isn'tsomething crazy well, crazy
stuff out there.

Speaker 2 (01:46:26):
I mean for those that Right.

Speaker 1 (01:46:26):
We can't deny that there isn't some crazy stuff out
there.
I mean for those that dobelieve.
I mean the demons walk among us.
Right, they're everywhere, theydon't tell us when or where
they pop up, but they will popup from time to time.
I got one more story Go aheadbro.
All right, this one is theProxy in the Basement.

(01:46:46):
Is the proxy in the basement.
I used to live in houston withmy older brother after our
parents passed.
He was never the same after ahiking trip in arkansas or
arkansas, or arkansas, howevery'all say it.
Um, he started drawing strangesymbols, sleeping with lights on
and going into long silentspells.
He kept saying he's coming andwarned me not to go into the

(01:47:10):
woods alone.
One night I found him in thebasement sitting in front of a
wall.
He'd covered with pages full oftall, faceless figures in
spirals.
I swear the room felt colderthan it should have.
He looked at me, smiled andsaid he talks to me now.
That was the night hedisappeared.
No signs of forced entry, nonote.
Just one thing left a crudedrawing.

(01:47:30):
A crude drawing of a tall manwith no face, and words follow
written all over.
They ruled it was a runawaycase, but I know something took
him.
I still have dreams about thosedrawings oh, hell no um, that
was pretty much it okay, okayyeah, um, it says why slender

(01:47:51):
man feels real like a coupleokay, okay, okay little tidbits
and like, I guess, little notfacts, but like little
information, I guess yeah, yeahexplain it why some people have
like that okay, yeah, like thatreal feeling okay so it says
crowd sword smith like folklore.

Speaker 2 (01:48:09):
Different people added to the store, to the story
so it's like if not just oneperson, but multiple people were
talking about, or adding moreto it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:17):
It does add to the sense of, uh, legitimacy, I
guess and I feel like that.

Speaker 2 (01:48:21):
That that's.
That's mainly the the mainthing with most creepypastas too
, like.
That's why like, like, like therake or like other stuff that
we cover, like that's mainly the, the main thing with most
creepypastas too.
Like.
That's why like, like, like therake or like other stuff that
we cover like that's why itseems so believable like he's.
That makes perfect sense,honestly all right.

Speaker 1 (01:48:34):
It says lack of origin.
He's ancient, in some versionsalien and others always
mysterious so that adds to thewhole suspicious or mysterious
aspect of it.
Uh, digital omnipresence.
So he was pretty much likeeverywhere.
Whenever uh slender man wasstarting to pop off, he was

(01:48:54):
always on.

Speaker 2 (01:48:55):
You would always see something about him on youtube
or youtube, social media yeah,you literally hear it from your
friends, right and stuff likethat, right, right about it and
that just added more to like.

Speaker 1 (01:49:07):
It started like sitting in the back of your head
type of deal and you're likedang that makes sense, that
makes sense, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:49:12):
That would make people like you can like when
slender man they come out, itliterally was everywhere bro,
literally it was everywhere likevideo games about him.

Speaker 1 (01:49:20):
You had um, you had so much bro.
He was like so popular.

Speaker 2 (01:49:24):
Back in the, but I feel like it's not the same.
But the way, the amount ofYouTube videos that would just
show up back in the day and youjust didn't know.
Like you either believe it ordon't believe it, and it was up
to you.
Because I feel like it's notthe same, no more.
I feel like you don't like.
I feel like now you see a videolike okay, that's fake, but I

(01:49:45):
like, I feel like now you see avideo like okay, that's fake.
But I feel like back then therewas a time on YouTube where you
would see a video and youcouldn't really know if that was
, if that was fake or if it wasreal.
Cause like now, obviously no,we got AI.
We got like literally what wejust talked, like what I was
just saying, like you needed somuch to make a fake video.

Speaker 1 (01:50:02):
Now you you just tell it what you want to do be.

Speaker 2 (01:50:05):
Exactly Off your phone fake video.
Anybody can upload fake videoBack then.
I just feel like it was such arare.

Speaker 1 (01:50:11):
So me throwing it back is all a deep fake.

Speaker 2 (01:50:13):
I promise it's a deep fake.

Speaker 1 (01:50:15):
That's not really me, me in Atlanta, georgia, atlanta
Georgia, on a Saturday nightWearing a fresh fit.

Speaker 2 (01:50:27):
it's a we're in a fresh fit it's a, it's a deep
fake.

Speaker 1 (01:50:33):
I agree though.
I agree though, bro, like justthe whole sense of everybody
adding more to it or justtalking about it just made me
feel like damn, maybe this thingmight be right it's gonna sit
in your mind like it's gonna sitin there and it's gonna play
tricks on you.
It's just your mind saying, oh,it could be this right or it's

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all is that?

Speaker 2 (01:50:55):
maybe.
That maybe is what would get toyou all right.

Speaker 1 (01:51:00):
And the last one, uh, psychological, psychological
manipulation.
His powers are vague butsuggest a control over thoughts
and perception which aligns withrailroad fears like
schizophrenia, ptsd and paranoia.
So that's pretty much likeyou're saying like yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah it's just your brainpretty much, bro, like your
brain saying yeah, this might beit, this might be why you

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hearing, hearing all these crazynoises.

Speaker 2 (01:51:26):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:51:31):
Oh shit.

Speaker 2 (01:51:32):
Fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:51:33):
My fault.
Yeah, that's pretty much it,though, bro.
I mean, I guess, like on apower level I mean not power
level, but like on a scale whatwould we scale Slenderman as?
Because it doesn't really saywhat he does, but he has
tentacles.

Speaker 2 (01:51:48):
It has telling exactly, exactly.
But I guess the main thing youget lost like he loses, like you
end up go missing.
You're never going missing likehe disappears, you without.
But how does that?
But it doesn't exactly, theydon't tell you like does he
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:52:04):
Does he rip your skin off?
Does he just?

Speaker 2 (01:52:06):
kill you, murder, you Like, yeah, it's just, most of
the stories are just like, likethe story you just covered, like
my brother was gone or like hedisappeared or he went to the
woods and we never saw him again, or it's just stuff like that.
So compared to because this islike a whole new category of the
creepypastas compared to thecreepypastas it's, I guess it's

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the shroud, the fact that it'sjust shrouded in mystery that
just makes it scary.
But you really.

Speaker 1 (01:52:39):
I really don't know what what it's capable of, for I
don't know he can do a comiccomic high and obliterate you
like right, I guess, in thesense of grading it with the
other creepypastas, slendermanwould have to probably be a I
mean maybe a five for me,because yeah, it's five only

(01:53:00):
because he can do something toyou.
Paranoia, wise, or whatever uhmake you disappear.
Uh, cause um you to see crazystuff or whatever.
Yeah, whatever it does yeah,but that still leaves the other
five to what can he do you?
know right like for all you knowfor all we know it, it's a.

Speaker 2 (01:53:22):
It's a simple death.

Speaker 1 (01:53:23):
He probably goes up behind you, kills you and
youangles you with a tentacle,don't even know you died.

Speaker 2 (01:53:29):
So yeah, I would say more of like a three.

Speaker 1 (01:53:32):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:53:33):
Three, yeah, yeah, nothing really higher than five,
because it's just because wereally don't know where it all
like.

Speaker 1 (01:53:40):
That's why I gave him a chance.

Speaker 2 (01:53:41):
Yeah, he has has the chance to be able to do
something, but I'm going toleave it like a, and then
obviously any other person canjust write whatever, like some
crazy stuff that did all thisand did all that, but he fought
the Hulk and beat the Hulk.
For all we know, you know forall we know.
So I mean yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:54:02):
Stanley confirmed it.

Speaker 2 (01:54:05):
For me it's just a three.
Obviously, you know you end upgoing missing, but we don't know
if you were tortured for likefive days or you got skinned
alive or some shit like that.
Some wild shit like that, youknow.

Speaker 1 (01:54:18):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:54:19):
But yeah, for me it'd be a three, bro, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:54:21):
No, that's good, I can respect that, I can see that
but y'all let us know whaty'all think, right, y'all let us
know what y'all think aboutslender man.
Let us know Y'all enjoy thecreepy pasta things that we do.
If y'all want more, y'all wantless, y'all want us to do
actually more, uh, urban legendtype stuff.
Y' Send us an email.

(01:54:43):
I mean, yeah, send us a messageon social media, at KOSMIC
underscore COVE, on Instagramand on TikTok, or y'all could
just recommend some creepypastasto us or other cryptids and
stuff like from around your areaor from your country or
anything, oh yeah.
We're open to new things andexcited to expand our knowledge

(01:55:06):
on what other people like.
Common things for other people.

Speaker 2 (01:55:10):
As you know, it's always different in different
areas.
It is, it is.

Speaker 1 (01:55:13):
Yeah, sometimes.
Sometimes it might be the samething, but like their version of
something.

Speaker 2 (01:55:18):
Right how we discovered that before.
We talked on that before.
Same thing, but like differentreasons.

Speaker 1 (01:55:23):
It'd be different, like Bigfoot's, really big on
that.

Speaker 2 (01:55:25):
Bigfoot, the Pugwudgies and the Duendes
different, same, but differenttype shit.

Speaker 1 (01:55:30):
But y'all, let us know what y'all think, Let us
know what y'all grade is forSlender man.
They'll be like I can't believey'all saying it's a five minute
three.
This is a 10 out of 10 for.

Speaker 2 (01:55:40):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:55:43):
Cite your sources, give us your facts.

Speaker 2 (01:55:45):
I'm going to need to see some work.

Speaker 1 (01:55:47):
All right, tell me what he can do, but that's going
to be the end of this subject.
We're going to go ahead andhead off to the next and last
subject.
Go ahead, y'all.
Let them know what it is Bow,bow, bow bow.

Speaker 2 (01:56:01):
So okay, final one Is this going to be dangerous or
discontinue board games or oldtype of games?
After much research, Monopoly.
Monopoly.
It's one of the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:56:14):
One of the game that ruin families.

Speaker 2 (01:56:16):
Ruins families.
Honestly, it's horrible.
It's horrible.
It's a horrible game.
It's a horrible game I wasplaying, but yeah, okay, okay,
while we're starting off.

Speaker 1 (01:56:27):
Okay, okay, it's a horrible game, it's a horrible I
was playing um, but yeah, okaywhen we started off okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:56:29):
So mine are kind of short, just because kind of um.
So there was this game, gamecalled swag.
It's called swag, but inessence, what it turned out to
be is just bloody knuckles oh,okay um, it started off with
SWAC.
It had me confused for a hotminute because, I looked up,

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that's an actual SWAC board game, nothing to do with this, but
yeah.
So essentially it's just likeBloody Knuckles If y'all know
what Bloody Knuckles is.
I think this is just a dude'sgame.
You punch each other's knucklesuntil they bleed.
That's pretty much it.

Speaker 1 (01:57:07):
Bleed, that's pretty much it but people use quarters
and stuff sometimes quartersyou're supposed to use like
something to rip the skin andsomething.

Speaker 2 (01:57:16):
Oh, you just just hit them.
Fuck, just hit them.
I, I used to, I used to playthat.
I used to play the other onewhere you, uh, get hit on your,
on your arm and then that's theother one that we used to do.
I used to do.
I used to do that in the bus.

Speaker 1 (01:57:28):
I forgot about that.
I don't even know the name ofthat game.

Speaker 2 (01:57:31):
I don't know the name of the game, but it's some of
the dumbest shit.
Looking back at it, I was likewhat the fuck was I doing, bro?
It's just painful.
You just put yourself throughsome painful shit for fun.
Yeah, just literally just forfun.
It was so dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:57:50):
Just to pass the time , just to pass the time, just to
pass the 15 minutes of game.
Big old bruise on me.

Speaker 2 (01:57:56):
Could have killed me, but I don't know why the fuck.
I used to play that, but that'sit.
That shit is not it that shitis not it right there.

Speaker 1 (01:58:07):
You said you did play , but yeah, I used to play I
used to play bloody knuckles.

Speaker 2 (01:58:10):
I used to play, like the other punching game.
Um, what else do we have?
Uh, well, as far as that, yeah,just as far as that.
That first one, yeah, thatthat's what I used to.
Uh, I used to play that one.
I don't.
I haven't seen or like heardanything, but I don't think they
play that no more.
Really, this generation toosoft y'all too soft.

Speaker 1 (01:58:35):
I was playing, but sorry, I was trying to see the
ones I had.
Um, this one's called uh, holdon, this isn't even that crazy,
I guess like the ouija boardright but I wanted to cover that
, but I didn't want to eitherwhy, not I.

Speaker 2 (01:58:57):
I I was like, should I put this one there?
I was like I know reverend'sgonna put it in.

Speaker 1 (01:59:00):
I just know he is well, I wasn't too sure, because
I mean sorry y'all, I wastrying to look at my notes but
the ones I have weren't reallyall that good, at least to keep
it on entertaining aspect.
But yeah, like the Ouija board,bro, because you know it was
essentially made to, it's aboard game.

Speaker 2 (01:59:18):
That is a straight up it was so For some people.

Speaker 1 (01:59:21):
For me, yes, it was.
It's the devil.

Speaker 2 (01:59:23):
Yes For me too, but the fact that they were selling
it to kids and just advertisingfor me it's insane.

Speaker 1 (01:59:31):
That is crazy, right there bro.

Speaker 2 (01:59:32):
I just don't think that many people know what it is
or what it really is.
That's why I feel like theyjust market it as like no bro,
countless, no bro, countless.
I have part like from thefamily, from other people
telling me countless things withthe.
If there's anything my mom everengraved in me was like don't

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ever touch a Ouija board.
Do whatever the fuck you gonnado, but don't touch a Ouija
board.
To this day, I'm not, I won't,I can't.

Speaker 1 (02:00:03):
I, I don't think I could either, bro.
I mean, maybe when I wasyounger I would have done it.

Speaker 2 (02:00:06):
Yeah maybe if I was younger.
I ain't gonna lie.
I got invited one time To goplay the Ouija board when I was
younger.
I was about to, I was about togo bro.

Speaker 1 (02:00:14):
Were y'all gonna play In the cemetery.

Speaker 2 (02:00:16):
Nah, we was just at her house, we was just gonna
Play over there, but I was likeNah, call me a bitch, I don't
give.

Speaker 1 (02:00:22):
I was going to go to a cemetery and play with them.
The cemetery.

Speaker 2 (02:00:26):
Yeah, oh fuck, that's what we were going to do?

Speaker 1 (02:00:29):
I can't remember who I was going to go.
I want to say it was me and mysister and a couple other people
.

Speaker 2 (02:00:33):
Not your sister, bro.
Oh my God, that's like theworst person to have.
That's the worst.

Speaker 1 (02:00:39):
That's like the worst person to have right there with
you.
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (02:00:42):
Like during the like if he did see something, what's
going on?
What's going on?
I don't know.
I'd trip her up.

Speaker 1 (02:00:48):
They got me.

Speaker 2 (02:00:50):
Bro, not the same as today, bro.
There's just a fear that I havefor the Ouija board.
It's just, it's the respect andthe fear that I have for it.
Like you know, you stay overthere, bro, you good bro.
If anybody was to bring a ouijaboard to my house, bro, I'm,
you know I'm not.
I'm not wanting to kick peopleout, but don't come in here.

Speaker 1 (02:01:12):
Don't come in here, bro, don't hey it's funny that
you say that, no, no, I wouldn'teven buy it, bro, like I can't
I can't, I don't even feelcomfortable getting stuff that
represent it.

Speaker 2 (02:01:22):
You know I'm saying the same format, same layout and
everything like.

Speaker 1 (02:01:24):
I mean really you can just do a ouija board with a.
I don't even feel comfortablegetting stuff that represent it.
You know what I'm saying?
The same format, same layoutand everything.

Speaker 2 (02:01:28):
Like I mean really you can just do a Ouija board
with a piece of paper, likethat's all.
But if you need, if it's thateasy, something that's that easy
is never good.
Like like hoes, if it's tooeasy it ain ain't good.

Speaker 1 (02:01:50):
I learned it that hard way, you know.
But, but, but.
Ouija board is for all thepeople that don't know what the
ouija board is.
Oh yeah, essentially just likea game that you was like.
Imagine a board.
You have numbers on the board,you have all the letters of the
alphabet on the board, you havea goodbye, you have a yes, a no,
um, maybe some other stuff.
I can't remember that should be,that should be it, all of it,
yeah and you essentially justlike, do like a seance type of

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thing where you like, just get.
Like, get in the room you haveyour candles on, get in the
circle and everybody puts theirhands on this thing called the
planchette, or planchette orwhatever you want to call it,
which essentially just like atriangle.
It has like a glass piece orwindow piece in the center of it
, and that is essentiallytelling you what letter that the

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after the spirits are choosing.
Pretty much so.
It's like it'll drag it fromone letter to one, another
letter, another letter, and it'sspelling out words for you,
communicating with you from thequestions you you ask.

Speaker 2 (02:02:47):
Yeah, you have to ask it and they'll answer the
questions that's essentially.

Speaker 1 (02:02:51):
That's just pretty much what a ouija board is, but
many people have done it.
Like you said, there'scountless stories personal
stories or stories that you'veheard from other people about
people who actually went throughwith it, and it's never.
It's never a good thing.

Speaker 2 (02:03:07):
Let me, let me, let me tell you why.
Why it's not?
It's because most people mostlythey just want to talk like to
always think it's a spirit orrelative is bad.
exactly most of the people thatdo, or some of the people that
do it.
They just want to talk to adeceased family member,
something like that.
The thing is is essentiallyyou're opening up a portal or
like you're opening up yourselfto let a spirit come and talk to

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you.
Problem is you not.
You don't get to pick thespirit.
It's like a DMV.
You're not picking the shot,you're not picking who you go
with.
You get whatever the fuck isaround, like whatever is around,
and they'll lie to you.
I got stories where they'll lieto you and make you think

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you're talking to your deceasedones and then they have you
doing like it's just crazy, itis Just thinking about that shit
.

Speaker 1 (02:03:58):
I don't know.
Yeah, it's pretty crazy stuffright there.
That's why I'm glad.
Well, I don't know, they don'tsell it.
No more, do they?

Speaker 2 (02:04:06):
Like at Target or whatever.
I'm going to look it up rightquick.

Speaker 1 (02:04:10):
I know they had it at Toys R Us Like a glow in the
dark.
Oh they did.
That's why Toys R Us is closednow, because they sold it Made
them go bankrupt.
No, I'm just joking.

Speaker 2 (02:04:23):
Uh, they sell that bitch at Belk Ace Hardware Curbs
.
They sell that bitch at belkace hardware curbside.
Pickup walmart, ain't no way,yo they still selling that shit
ain't.

Speaker 1 (02:04:38):
No way, bro, bail.
No, that's crazy, right there,bro.

Speaker 2 (02:04:40):
That's crazy um bro, what in the?

Speaker 1 (02:04:47):
world bro that's crazy I, I, I couldn't bring
myself to play it, but I justcouldn't.
I couldn't do it, like I said,maybe if I was younger.
But it's just the consequencesthat you hear somebody so many
like, so much people say like,oh, I did it.

Speaker 2 (02:05:02):
And then um my lights would start flickering or I'd
feel like somebody was alwaysbehind me, or I'd catch a shadow
moving quick at the corner ofmy eye and, yes, shit will
always start going bad, they say, is because you gotta in a
sense log out or like saygoodbye, and most people get
scared and just their firstreaction is like fuck it, let's

(02:05:23):
just put it up, let's throw itaway.
So I said you know, we're likethat, you.
You basically, essentially, youjust open up a portal and now
the portal's open, so anythingcan keep coming through.
Whatever's the logistics of that, whatever it is, it's never a
good thing, never good results,unless you're really in tune and
you know what you're doing,which honestly nobody really

(02:05:47):
does.
It's just, it's such a simplegame.
Like I said, it's so easy.
If it's so easy to get to, it'sjust nah, it's, it's.
It's so easy and therepercussions are just so big
that it's it's not worth it.
It's.
It may seem like fun games, butwhen your house is haunted and

(02:06:10):
like shit keep happening and youhaving no bro I love my sleep
bro, no, no, that shit wouldthat shit would drive me insane
for real, bro.

Speaker 1 (02:06:18):
You got shit coming out, your freaking cabinets and
shit, right, fuck, no, fuck, nodoor slamming door slamming for
real for all that, all thatparanormal shit, bro.

Speaker 2 (02:06:29):
All that, no, bro, no , that shit be crazy.
That was a good one.

Speaker 1 (02:06:35):
What you got, bro.
I don't got nothing now, bro,sorry, what'd you got?

Speaker 2 (02:06:39):
I'm going to eat the covers and hide now, bro.
Okay, okay, okay, let me giveyou this one.
Okay, lawn darts.

Speaker 1 (02:06:51):
Oh, I had darts, oh, I had that one.
Okay, okay, you got it.
Why don't we get it?
Because I got other ones.

Speaker 2 (02:06:55):
No, you good got it, okay, okay, uh, wait, you got a
lot of notes for that one, orjust no, no, okay, okay, I got a
little bit too okay, uh, lawndarts.
Let me tell you what they are.
Have you ever played with these?
I've never played with these.
Okay, these are just thinkingabout.
These are for kids.
These are for kids.
Large metal tip projectilesthat were a major source of

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accidents, leading to fatalitiesand thousands of injuries,
before being banned in 1988.
Uh, a study by National Libraryof Medicine indicated that
Longdart's injuries resulted inan estimate 675 emergency
department visits per year, witha case fatality rate of 4%.
That's a lot.

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The most common were headinjuries.
I'm sorry.
The most common of injurieswere head injuries, including
skull punctures, fractures andbrain trauma.
Also, eye injuries obviouslyled to blindness and other
serious eye damages, faceinjuries and obviously the worst

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one was death.
Essentially, lawn darts wasjust darts, but you just play
them on your lawn.
It's self-explanatory.
But, yeah, these things I didnot know.
These were that bad, honestly.

Speaker 1 (02:08:19):
I didn't know either.

Speaker 2 (02:08:20):
I didn't know they were that fucking crazy.
But I mean it makes sense.
You got kids playing.
Let's be honest, this isAmerica, baby.
I don't supervise kids.
Let's be honest, this isAmerica, baby.
I don't supervise kids.
Let's be honest, leave them outthere and just playing with
those toys.
I mean, it's just a matter.
Look me and my brother.
We used to play Star Wars withmy dad's levels and that's just

(02:08:44):
us on a regular day.
So you give these kids actual,like pointed kids, actual
pointed, sharp darts.
They were huge, they were big.
You just throw them over, tryto get them just like darts, but
I can only imagine the amountof injuries and everything.
I mean, I was a kid once.
You don't think about thesethings as a kid.

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The fact that it was for kidsis the crazy part, and it is wow
, bro.

Speaker 1 (02:09:14):
This is why especially because, like you
know, you're putting uh, you'regetting with like little kids
dangerous things, and then youknow there's always going to be
times with little kids but likeI bet you won't gonna stand over
, look like we've done I bet youwon't, I bet you can't catch it
, I bet you can't do this andthat, and that's always gonna
lead to somebody getting hurt.
It's always gonna lead tosomebody crying or some shit.

Speaker 2 (02:09:36):
Look we've done that so many times.
It's it's just, it's just a anature of um, it's just a nature
of kids.
Really, bro, you can't, uh, youcan't help it, you really can't
help.
It's just kids being kids.
Yeah, for real, that's, that'spretty much just what it is.

Speaker 1 (02:09:57):
It's just kids being kids you said it's like games
that were discontinued, right,yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:10:02):
like anything really it's.
Uh, I know I said board games,but I know there's not a lot of
board games that werediscontinued.

Speaker 1 (02:10:10):
I'm trying to think of this other one.
There was, like there was likethis one.
I could have sworn they hadlike one where you like played
with like some nuclear stuff oh,yeah, I got that one.

Speaker 2 (02:10:22):
Yeah, I got that one.
Go ahead, bro, go ahead.

Speaker 1 (02:10:24):
I really don't have much like.
The ones I have are like prettynah, I know cause like the rule
, cause I thought we were justdoing straight board games and
stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:10:32):
Nah, I know bro, when I looked it up, there's nothing
, bro.
Honestly.

Speaker 1 (02:10:37):
Mine are just saying this game was a little edgy.

Speaker 2 (02:10:39):
It was a little bit Edgy or like choke hazards or
like full of lead.
I saw a bunch of those, I knowbro.

Speaker 1 (02:10:46):
Go ahead though.

Speaker 2 (02:11:02):
Talk about which of those lifeful I know, bro.
Go ahead, though, talk aboutthe one you had.
All right, bro.
Um, okay, it's called thegilbert u-238 atomic energy
laboratory.
Okay, so it was a kit thatincluded.
Uh, okay, it was a toy setcontaining radioactive materials
that are, um, and the kingincluded.
The kit included uranium andother radioactive materials, but
the radiation exposure wasconsidered minimal, so, but
still, it was kids literallyjust playing with nuclear, uh
nuclear elements, bro.

Speaker 1 (02:11:21):
That's crazy right there um I did.

Speaker 2 (02:11:24):
I I looked so hard and try to find like the play
set or like not the play set.
But if there were any injuriesor, like you know, like leading
to obviously because it was, itwas leading to cancer or
anything like that they saidthey had nothing oh wow, yeah
they didn't have any like well,there you go.

Speaker 1 (02:11:43):
Y'all kids are safe to play with any nuclear waste
material according to this, thisgame company, not us, not us,
not us.

Speaker 2 (02:11:52):
No, but I got this one that's actually like.
This was actually bad, so thiswas called Creepy Crawlers I
don't know if you've alreadyseen it.
Okay, so it would create.
So you melt plastic like this.
It was a substance you wouldmelt that you would create

(02:12:12):
plastic slush and metal moldsand you basically, uh, okay, so
you were creating just basicallybugs.
You would just be creating bugswith this thing, but but it was
like an open furnace type ofthing, so it obviously burns.
Um toxic fumes uh, hold onwhile we're listening, like I

(02:12:33):
don't got my notes.
Um the metal molds toxic fumesburns.
Uh, so many kids got burns theygot scarring they got went to
the hospital because toxic fumeexposures, chemical burns too,

(02:12:53):
and all hundreds of injuriesright.
So then the company was Metalthat made these right.
So then they tried to rebrandthemselves and they reintroduced
it back in 1978.

(02:13:13):
Still wasn't safe to know.
And then in the early 2000s orlike late 90s, they made another
one that changed them andeverything.
It wasn't the same.
No more, but but.
But so many kids got injuredfrom from from all this bro, all
all these um getting burned,getting, uh, getting hot stuff

(02:13:36):
that was melting on their bodiesand stuff like that damn bro,
that's crazy I ain't gonna lie,I would probably be one of the
kids that we got burned justkept playing with it.
But to be real, but why is myskin?
right.
Why is my skin right?
Why?

Speaker 1 (02:13:49):
is it so bad?
I guess, like I guess thisone's called um the cannibal
kingdom I mean oh shit okay okay, it's nothing crazy.
It was like a colonial eraadventure game.
Well, board game it was likefrom the late 1800s to the early
1900s.
It was published by parkerbrothers and similar companies.

(02:14:13):
Uh, so essentially players justlike navigated a jungle map full
of savages, cannibals andtravel traps and the objective
was like to escape the trade,escape the, uh, escape the area
with treasure and go back tocivilization.
So you use dice, you use diceand movement cards and the only

(02:14:34):
reason why they banned it orpeople stopped buying it or it
was taken off the shelf wasbecause, um, it was like deeply
racist and oh, okay, okay, I'msaying so like it like uh
promoted that, or it was likestrongly yeah, yeah, that was
just a race against gays.
Yeah, pretty much okay, okayyeah because it depicted, like

(02:14:55):
the indigenous people, as likeviolent, primitive uh creatures
or whatever.
Um, it was removed from thecatalogs in the mid 20th century
as value shifted.
And a crazy thing about theboard game was these games were
used in school to justifyimperialism and it's now studied
in museum exhibits on racialpropaganda.

(02:15:16):
That's pretty crazy, bro.
Yeah, they'd have like thelittle kids play.
They'd say some off the wallstuff playing that game.
I ain't gonna be the good guy.
You gotta play as that well Idon't going to be the good guy,
you got to play as the me.
Well, I don't like playing asthe me.

Speaker 2 (02:15:37):
Nah, that's crazy, though, To think how society was
once.
I mean, we're not far, that faroff.

Speaker 1 (02:15:45):
We should kind of like that to be honest with you.

Speaker 2 (02:15:47):
We got to think about it, I know y' it I know, I know
y'all, I know y'all degenerates.
I know y'all be saying somecrazy stuff when you them group
chats bro, them Discord logs.
Bro in school, it's crazy bro.

Speaker 1 (02:16:02):
I know that is crazy right there, bro, but I mean
that's pretty much all the onesI have bro.
I mean that's pretty much allthe ones I have bro.
I mean I have more, but I meanthey're not really all that good
.
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, there'ssome crazy games out there.

Speaker 2 (02:16:17):
It would be cool to at least look at them you know,
just to see A glimpse of howthey were Like, how the type of
stuff they used to do.
Damn bro, what a time.
I know.

Speaker 1 (02:16:29):
What a time, I know.

Speaker 2 (02:16:29):
What a time.

Speaker 1 (02:16:30):
And here I was Thinking, monopoly was good,
right.

Speaker 2 (02:16:36):
Have you ever got Magic Monopoly?

Speaker 1 (02:16:39):
Bro, always Bro, it's not a time I don't, because
motherfuckers Be cheating,motherfuckers be making Like
deals under the table andeverything I'm like.

Speaker 2 (02:16:47):
Who we play Monopoly with Last time.
I can't even remember it wasalways john too, I think.
But nah, that shit, that shit,having heated, bro, because I
kept on landing somebody'sproperty, bro, I was broke, I
was broke man, that shit had me.
I was like you said, but I wasdoing deals on the side.
I was talking about look,listen, there's something about

(02:17:10):
Monopoly, bro, yeah them gamesare so long, bro, monopoly games
are so long.

Speaker 1 (02:17:17):
I actually like Monopoly, like I liked playing
Monopoly a whole lot as a kid.
But nobody likes to play it andthe games take too long.

Speaker 2 (02:17:24):
The other thing is if you play against somebody that
just knows because there is astrategy to Monopoly.

Speaker 1 (02:17:29):
And.

Speaker 2 (02:17:30):
I play.
Just when I do play, it's justto have fun.
And then there's people thatjust play and they're like I
need this.

Speaker 1 (02:17:38):
I need this.

Speaker 2 (02:17:38):
I'm like they say you know, they're like that whole,
you got to pay them rent forevery little spot you land at.
You're like God damn what thefuck happened.

Speaker 1 (02:17:50):
That shit is crazy bro.
That shit is crazy bro.
But uh, I is.
Do you have another board?

Speaker 2 (02:17:54):
game.
Yeah, I can put another boardgame.
Yeah, we'll do one more becauseit's almost that.

Speaker 1 (02:17:58):
Two, two hours and three, all right, uh, I'm
getting sleepy, bro.
My eyeballs are getting heavy.

Speaker 2 (02:18:04):
Who way you're gonna sleep in there?
I'm hungry, I'm sleeping.

Speaker 1 (02:18:08):
Oh shit, that's right .
I'm just going to go buy thedogs some dog food.
I haven't bought their food yet.
Oh, for real.
Yeah, I got to buy them foodtoo.

Speaker 2 (02:18:15):
Damn, All right.
So this is another game likeBloody Nuggets that they used to
play back in the day.

Speaker 1 (02:18:20):
Okay, so this is called.

Speaker 2 (02:18:22):
The Choking Game.
This involved calling off theoxygen supply to the brain,
often through strangulation toachieve a brief high.
It was sometimes causificationrelated or for fainting game and
has been linked to numerous,numerous deaths.
Um, that's, um, okay.

(02:18:45):
So methods include applyingpressure to the neck with hands
or ligatures like bells orscarves, or by holding one's
breath and having pressureapplied to the chest.
And the game obviously can leadto severe and potential fatal
consequences, including seizures, brain damage, retinal
hemorrhage, stroke and death.
Deaths can occur quickly, evenwithin minutes.
Yeah so this is a game that youshould play.

Speaker 1 (02:19:07):
Hell no, bro, getting choked out For fun Hell no bro.

Speaker 2 (02:19:09):
Getting choked out For fun, hell, no For fun, we're
not even fucking, just choking.

Speaker 1 (02:19:14):
In all fairness, I'm not going to say who it was or
who it is, but I know someonethat knows someone that used to
do that as a game.

Speaker 2 (02:19:24):
As a game.

Speaker 1 (02:19:25):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 (02:19:27):
I ain't going to lie.
I tried to choke myself onetime, just to see.

Speaker 1 (02:19:30):
What reverence was on ?

Speaker 2 (02:19:31):
Just to see what the fuck reverence was on.
Well, no, I was playing.
No, I tried to choke myselfonce I was like how I couldn't
choke myself, like I couldn'tlike, like I don't know why the
fuck I did it, but I just couldnLike, do it Like.

Speaker 1 (02:19:45):
Yeah, like it takes all your like Primal instinct.

Speaker 2 (02:19:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:19:48):
Primal instinct, your instincts to like Survive.

Speaker 2 (02:19:50):
Survive.
Yeah, I just can't do it.

Speaker 1 (02:19:52):
But that's the fucking game, that's like the
whole thing With the carrot.
The carrot, you know, like acarrot you can.
That's how easy.
Like biting into a carrot Isessentially like Biting your
finger off.
That's how easy it is.
What's me like if you get acarrot and you just that's how
easy it is to bite your what thefuck, but it's just because

(02:20:13):
your brain doesn't allow you todo it.
That's the only reason why youcan't do it, because your
brain's like telling you no, weknow just that why I can't tell
my own dick.
My brain, it's all my brain, orat least that's what I heard,
bro.
I heard it from a couple, Ithink, yeah, like a couple
teachers or some shit like thatuh-huh but they say essentially

(02:20:35):
that's how, that's, that'sexactly the same force to bite a
carrot.

Speaker 2 (02:20:39):
It's the same force that needed to bite off your
finger.
That's crazy, but you do put alot of force into a carrot you
do.
I haven't thought about it likeyou really.
You really do, because thecarrot is crunchy, it's hard,
it's a solid vegetable.
You don't Damn.
Hold on.
Yeah, for real.
You know what I'm saying.
Hold on, jamie.

(02:21:00):
Pull up the facts.
Jamie.
Pull up the video.

Speaker 1 (02:21:02):
Well, at least that's what the teachers told me.

Speaker 2 (02:21:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:21:04):
So if I'm wrong, the teacher's wrong.

Speaker 2 (02:21:06):
It's the teacher's fault, tight shit.
So can you blame me for beingwrong?

Speaker 1 (02:21:08):
Tight shit.
It was the school system thatfailed me For real.
Always has, always will.
But yeah, that's pretty much it, bro.
You got anything else, or areyou good?
Nah, I'm good, bro, I'm good, Iwish we could keep talking, but
it is late, bro, it is huh.
I got so much stuff still leftto do.
I bet we're going to end it offon this episode, y'all.

(02:21:31):
I mean we're going to end itoff on this topic.
Thank you so much for listening, Thank you for tuning in, thank
you for always supporting us,for listening to our podcast,
for looking at the TikToks, forfollowing us on Instagram and
everything.
I really appreciate it.
It means so much to me.
Shout out to all people thatstill return, listen to the

(02:21:52):
podcast, to all the new peoplethat just stop in and then just
don't come back.
You know, I really appreciatethe stream.
Um, our numbers, our numbershave been doing a little bad,
but I think that's just my faultbecause I'm not being
consistent with my wholeuploading and everything.
But please forgive me, bearwith me, y'all.

(02:22:16):
Bear with me, just give me sometime.

Speaker 2 (02:22:19):
Busy.

Speaker 1 (02:22:20):
We've been busy, I know there's no excuses for all
this stuff.
I mean, you got to make timefor everything, but we had the
baby shower.
It's my girlfriend's birthday.
I've been working oh, it's yourbirthday too.
14, 15-hour shifts andeverything.

Speaker 2 (02:22:35):
Let me see.

Speaker 1 (02:22:36):
Hold on 20 minutes.

Speaker 2 (02:22:43):
You said hold on, I need some OT 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Speaker 1 (02:22:49):
No, like 12 hour shifts, that's not too bad.

Speaker 2 (02:22:51):
I thought it was like 14, 15.
That's crazy.
No, you need to go into that 11, leave it at 3, like me 12, 13
hour shifts.

Speaker 1 (02:22:57):
This is not too bad I was.
I might have been Exaggeratinga little bit, sorry y'all, but
yeah, that's pretty much it, youknow.
Thank you for tuning in.
Thank you for all the peoplethat listen.
Like I said, um, be sure tofollow us on social media.
You know that's uh, k-o-s-m-i-cunderscore, c-o-v-e on
instagram and on tiktok,k-o-s-m-i-c space, c-o-v-e on

(02:23:23):
youtube.
Um, leave a five-star review ifyou can.
You know, know, five or 10, 10out of 10, five out of five.
You know it really helped usand I appreciate it so much.
Shout out to my cousin, Pepe.
Shout out to my girlfriend.
Thank you for always listening.
Thank you for supporting me onthis journey.
You know, I hope to bring upthe quality on everything.
You know, we got the newepisode coming up with the

(02:23:45):
special guests that we got, oneof which the person still hasn't
messaged me back, even though Imessaged him for an update.
But it is what it is, I guess.
Damn, I was going to see if youwanted to ask your cousin.
Yeah, I can ask him.
I'd say ask him Was it for thisweekend, right?

Speaker 2 (02:24:04):
Is it this Next weekend?
We're not.

Speaker 1 (02:24:09):
We're going to record , but I this is not this,
because not this one nextweekend we're not.

Speaker 2 (02:24:10):
We're gonna record, but I'm gonna be at the beach
next weekend oh, okay, okay,because that's what I'm saying,
but it's like so much, yeah,yeah hopefully after this month
is done.

Speaker 1 (02:24:17):
You know what?
Never mind, because my dog,she's gonna have puppies.
So oh wait, did you not knowthat?

Speaker 2 (02:24:24):
oh, I know that, oh, by by the other one, uh-huh oh,
you didn't know.

Speaker 1 (02:24:29):
I know I'm telling you I've had, so bro bro, not
just that other crazy stuff,right, you really miss it out on
the good stuff bro so it's beena hectic for me.

Speaker 2 (02:24:40):
I'm gonna need one.
I'm gonna need one of those,yeah, who got two dogs I need
another one bro, I need a bigone bro.

Speaker 1 (02:24:46):
All right, we'll talk about it after bro, but it's
been so crazy y'all.
It's tough.
I'm at work, freaking, worriedabout my career and everything
on what I want to do in life andthis and that, being a dad
managing everything, you canalways stretch out by so much

(02:25:07):
man For real, yeah.
It is tough, but tough.
But I mean it's worth it in theend.
But fuck man like you.
Why can't I have more hours inthe day, man?

Speaker 2 (02:25:18):
I need.
He said I need 30 hours in theday.

Speaker 1 (02:25:21):
I need 30 hours.
Just give me five more extrahours, right?
24?

Speaker 2 (02:25:25):
six more hours, sorry , yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:25:27):
My brain is frying.
Um yeah, that's pretty much it,Y'all you know.
Uh, um, I'll catch on the nextepisode.
I'll pass it off to y'all.
Y'all, let him finish it up,Wrap it up.

Speaker 2 (02:25:39):
Uh just want to shout out Sammy, Jeroenie, Sammy, Uh,
if you do get into this andhere it is uh just just want to
tell sammy you've been doing anextremely good job.
This man has surpassed me.
I don't think I can really teachhim anything else oh well he is
, he's learned going honestly,bro, he's, he's, the work he's

(02:26:02):
doing is better than my work.
It's, it's, it's just it's.
It amazes me, bro, the way thisman picked it up.
Sammy, I'm really proud of you,bro.
Keep up the good work, bro, forreal, you're doing great bro.
You're doing great.
You're doing good, sammy.
You're doing so good bro.

Speaker 1 (02:26:19):
That's a child.

Speaker 2 (02:26:21):
That man for real.
He told me he wanted to learn,so I teach him everything I know
.

Speaker 1 (02:26:26):
That's good, though, bro.

Speaker 2 (02:26:31):
There's just a couple things, just because we haven't
had the chance to teach himthat we haven't had that type of
work yet.
But, bro, basically everythingelse is just.
There's some small things.
You know it too.

Speaker 1 (02:26:40):
There's some small things, them things comes with
experience.

Speaker 2 (02:26:43):
I mean with that it's like the experience has to make
up for that, but the short timehe's been working with us and
actually wanting to learn, he'spicked it up so well.
So, good, so, so good, but Iwish I had someone teaching me
like that when I was his age.
For his age, bro, he's learning.
I wish.

Speaker 1 (02:27:01):
I would have done, broke Off and Made my Own
Company For real.

Speaker 2 (02:27:03):
No for real.
Like it's insane.

Speaker 1 (02:27:07):
His knowledge.

Speaker 2 (02:27:07):
I like it's, it's, it's insane, like his knowledge.
I asked him the other day.
I was like are you thinkinghendry your own team now?
And he's like, no, not yet,because there's still more I
want to learn.
I was like, yeah, see, thatthat's good, that's the right
answer.
That's the right answer, butthe other?
stuff is your team right, butthe other stuff he hasn't
learned is just it's stuff wedon't do constantly, so it's
stuff he doesn't.
He can't learn yet, like cutsand stuff like that.

(02:27:28):
But overall, over the main workthat we do, bro, that man has,
I don't even need to tell himreally he just, he just knows,
he just knows.
Now that's when you know.

Speaker 1 (02:27:39):
Yeah they're doing good when you don't have to tell
them what to do.
They just get to the job,unload their tools that they
need and just go straight to.

Speaker 2 (02:27:45):
Yeah, he literally just he's on it.
And now I'm just I don't knowwhat the fuck I do now because,
honestly, I'm just, you know,and it's good, because I'm
handling so much other stuff.
Now I got to, especially sincemy dad's not here right now.
I'm handling so much otherstuff.
So then I'm with the stress oflike fuck, I got to get I get
back to the house.
It's already done everything Iwas worried about.

(02:28:07):
So I'm like like houses I willfactor in.
Okay, it's gonna take like fouror five days.
You know, we're down to likethree, two days and we're
already like looking at anotherone yeah damn, bro, that's good,
that's real good right there,bro, that's good but yeah, sammy
, shout out to you, bro, youkeep up the good work, bro, just
keep going forward, don't goback um right you're doing so

(02:28:30):
good, bro, keep that up, send meand you might.

Speaker 1 (02:28:32):
You might be able to get to drive the van maybe I'll
tell you, bro, you keep that up.

Speaker 2 (02:28:37):
Uh, this next thing is yours, bro, you, you, all
right I can't, I can't teach younothing else.
But I just told him look, I'mgonna teach you what I know, how
I do it.
But if you find an easier andfaster way to do it, just do it.

Speaker 1 (02:28:47):
Don't that's always a good way to be right there, bro
.
A good teacher like that bro,like they'll teach you the way
they know, but if they're okay,with you finding your own way,
as long as it gets the sameresults.

Speaker 2 (02:28:58):
Yeah, that's all.
I want same results.
If it looks like what I do atthe end of the day, do it, you
know.
But yes, sammy, you, you, Itold you, I've already told you,
but just so everybody fuckingknows, bro, you're doing a
really good job bro.

Speaker 1 (02:29:10):
Right.
So anybody wants their hardwoodfloors done, tell my man, sammy
Sosa, to come do it for you Hithim up, pull a low.
No insurance, though.
He can do it for the low though.

Speaker 2 (02:29:20):
He can do it for the low.

Speaker 1 (02:29:23):
But yeah, I guess then you're good yeah, I'm good
yeah, all right, but all right,fellas, or?
All right, people, we're gonnacatch on the next episode.
I'm fucking tired, sorry, we'llcatch on the next episode, so
peace.

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