EP 57- Shots & Secrets: What Happens When Friends Get Too Honest

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, you think darkness is your ally.
You merely adopted the dark.
I was born in it, molded by it.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
I see death.
Welcome across the cold family.
It's another episode.
I'm Zio here with my co-host,reverence.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
That's right, it's your boy, reverend Ron, say ah,
ah, hold on, real quick, realquick.
So we're going to do like alittle bonus episode that we've
been telling y'all about.
We finally got the two specialguests Not special Ed in a bad
way but, special like these arecool people that we finally we
told them they would get paid.
We lied With hugs and kisses,we fucking lied.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
They don't know that the way we end the episode is by
kissing each other.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
That's the only way the cameras go off.
They don't know about that.
This is some good people weknow well.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I've never met you before kevin no, sorry, no, no,
I don't think so either, but Ifeel like I I know your brother,
um, I've heard of him.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, so this is gonna be um
the special guest that we had.
Like I said, we're gonna startoff with the man himself chopper
.
Let the people know what's up.
Chopper.
It was good people.
Let them know, bro, they do.
You want them to follow you onsocial media?

Speaker 4 (01:39):
you can like, plug your social media oh no, I can't
, but my girl gonna be my assbro y'all ladies, stop drooling,
get off my man short but it'sbig.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
I see y'all know how it gets when y'all get drunk,
bro.
Everybody see everybody's dicksize right, what am I tripping?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
no, I seen it, I seen it, I seen it.
Sometimes you just honestly use, you need to know what your boy
packing, honestly, sometimes,just just to make sure you just
Honestly, you just you just needto know what your boy packing
honestly Sometimes, just to makesure you show the right one to
me.
Right, the right one exactly.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Cause if Sometimes he has to get.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
The fridge bro.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Sometimes he has to get the fridge Inch for inch.
Huh, inch for inch.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Oh, inch for inch.
I see inch for inch oh.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
And then we got Kevin himself Right Go ahead,
introduce yourself bro, yeah, myname is Kevin you got social
media, you plug your socials.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Oh yeah, Follow me on KBravo490 on.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Instagram.
On Instagram and Snapchat, yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
What else?
What else you?
Got other social Socialsecurity.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Nah, go ahead, bro, drop that number bro.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Go ahead, bro, drop the number bro a lot of our
people need this right.
I think I gave too much info.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I'll give y'all his expose me in a matter of seconds
.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
So today, we're gonna be playing a card game we're
gonna be playing that card gamewe played last time.
True, for drink, because whodoesn't like having a bunch of
dudes in the room?
Getting off the blue chewsplaying off the honey packs
right right sounds like a vibeto me now I'm just playing y'all
, but uh, uh, like I said, fromthe last time we're gonna be.

(03:22):
Uh, am I in the camera frame?
Damn I was.
Oh, no, no, no, slow here, kidthere we're gonna be.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Uh, am I in the camera frame?
Damn I was.
Oh, no, no, no, slow head carethere we go all right.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Now I'm in the camera frame, right yeah, yeah you're
good, yeah, you're good wholehunchback run.
But, um, we're gonna be doinglike the cards, like we did last
time.
If nobody wants to answer thequestions, we're gonna do either
a shot of the yucateca for allthe people that know you know,
for all the people that know youknow, for all the people that

(03:48):
don't Google it, ask AI, ask AI.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
You was a lot closer.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
It's all right, bro.
After the shots, bro, we'll beon top of each other bro.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
We'll be on each other's laps.
I say lips, whoa, whoa whoadude.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Guys, guys, guys, guys.
That's the motivation, right,you know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah, that's the, that's the Ashton Hall Sound.
Bro, go ahead, give usInspiration Real quick.
Oh, go ahead, go ahead, give usSome inspiration.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Beat it All the time.
Don't ever stop.
Make eye contact, lick yourlips.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Cause if you got Blue balls, you can't focus On your
day to day tasks there you go.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
That's the right.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
You got some words of motivation get money you got
some Kevin go ahead, let thepeople know give them some
motivation, bro, save your money.
All the Jews over here, all theJews listen to this he told me
exactly what I needed.
All right, bro, you talkingstraight semitism over here bro

(04:52):
straight bro no, but, like Isaid, we're gonna do the cards
and whoever doesn't want toanswer the question whenever,
whenever it's like their turn,they can either do like a shot
of hot sauce or a shot of thisrandom, random random alcohol.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
There's no name, no brand no, nothing, we just found
it off the corner, or?

Speaker 2 (05:09):
something like that.
Some dude told me.
He said this is gas stationalcohol, not even real alcohol
from the habibis for the habibis.
Bro, shout out to all myhabibis out there for real
tasting familiar.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Tasting familiar I was gonna do the randomizer
thing, but I okay, I don't feellike doing it.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
All right, all right, well, I'll start it off.
I'll start it off, we'll justgo this way.
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Or you want to go this way.
Which one do you want to?

Speaker 3 (05:33):
go after.
It don't matter.
That's what I like to hear.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
I like that Chopper going next.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
It don't matter, unless you want your names
coming.
Bro got a hunger game.
Bro got a hunger game.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
He said it don't matter, tear, tear.
He said tear.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
All right, all right.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
That's what I like to hear, bro.
All right, I'm going to gofirst.
You get drafted for World WarIII, bro.
It don't matter, bro, mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
I'll drive the plane.
Just imagine.
All right, here we go.
Have you ever gone to an event?
Excuse me, have you ever goneto an event or party
specifically with the hopes ofrunning into an ex?

Speaker 3 (06:10):
No, Wait, no, that's my answer, with hopes that you
run into an ex.
Uh-huh, be for real, bro.
Nah, like in school, like inschool.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Nah, hell, no, like in school, bro, you be having a
lot of parties, okay, right,okay, okay, in school, let me
think about it.
Let me think about it in school, you know what I'm talking
about.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Right, Chapo, when you had that little crush.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Nah, not even His girlfriend bro.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
She over there chilling with the other dude bro
, motherfucker ugly as shit,it'd be really your homeboy.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Motherfucker ugly as hell Ugly as motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
I'm going to dap him up, though I'm going to put cool
as hell, I ain't giving himback his pencil bro.
That's it.
That's his Pokemon cardcollection for him.
Nah, but in the whole story I'mgoing to run into an ex.
Nah bro.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
No Nah.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Usually.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Okay, go ahead.
My fault, Go ahead.
If you knew, like if you hadintel, that your ex was going to
be at a party, you didn't makethe fit a little extra crispy.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Okay, but you know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I'llmake it.
Men, men in my hair, okay, I'llmake it extra crispy Just to
flex on the whole.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Really, though, Just to show her what she missing out
on.
Exactly, I'll put my dick outExactly.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Three, three inches gone, gone look at all this
stuff you missed out on.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
I know you missed it.
Shit, shit.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Like a clit, like this barely past the zipper shit
like my dog's toenail righthere.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
My fault y'all we probably a little too, much
we're gonna have to turn it downa little bit my fault y'all,
it's all good, it's all good sono then nah bro, not so it's all
good.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
So no, then Nah bro.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
So you never stepped up the fit a little bit.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
I stepped up the fit, but just not in hopes of
reconciliation.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Just in hopes of the show hurting.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, just in hopes, because I know Bummer's
boyfriend going to be havingsome.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
You heard that Not fit.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
They're not going to have the fit really.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
I know that, I know that.
So just make it better.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Just that, I know that.
So it just just make it better.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Just you know me pulling up with my whole one
piece looney tunes, looney tunes.
I'll pull up with some looneytunes, right, that ain't no
problem.
But um, but yeah, but not notnot in hopes of seeing bro or
like, or like, or like in a goodum what?

Speaker 3 (08:21):
what about y'all then ?

Speaker 2 (08:22):
yo, if, y'all want to answer y'all good, yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
You have In hopes to see her Like to make patch
things up, sadly, yeah, nah, notto patch things up, but just
running into her.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, nah, chit, chit , chit, chit, chit, chit.
So what you do then?
Nothing, bro, just a side eye.
Yeah, oh, you do be like that,nah it's always some toxic shit
like bump into them.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Oh, you bump into them, yeah, they come bump into
you, bro, something like just aquick like throw a hook or
something.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, that's what they be doing, bro, like they
just be walking.
All right, I'm like bro chill.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Nah, that's like, yeah, he's being honest, he's
being open.
Yeah, I'm like this play overhere.
Yo there you go, yeah whatabout you champo, no, hell no no
top shit, I chill in hopes tosee the eggs like you never
stepped up, you just be likewhatever real man, real man.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
So if you knew she was gonna be at a party, is
whatever.
Then, like you don't care, youwanna step the fit up just a
little bit it's gonna be steppedup before I get out the house
me bro.
I make sure my gas tank full.
I make sure I put the rightmusic when I pull up.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
I replay the same song.
If I know it's a good song andI'm like five minutes away, as
soon as I get there I'll playthe song again.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
I'll put a breakup song when I pull up.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Shit, Shit.
It's all about the way you showup.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Right, you gotta have the aura when you pull up.
Yeah, you gotta have it.
I heard no, damn, there you go.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
He doing good without me.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
For real all right, what you got chopper, give the
next one chopper we about to see.
All right, it says are youstill close friends with any of
your past sexual partners?

Speaker 3 (10:14):
no, damn be truthful, bro, be truthful yeah he being
truthful, I'm blocked he saidthey gave me a restraining order
.
I don't know what the fuck thatmeans.
It's just a piece of paper atthe end of the day no I'm just
playing it's all jokes, it's alljokes damn bro.

(10:39):
But uh, what about you?
You want to answer?

Speaker 2 (10:41):
What was it?
My still friends?
No, no.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
No, damn, none of them, you know right.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
No, I mean no.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
What about you Ken?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
I'm blocked too, guys .

Speaker 2 (10:56):
Everybody be getting blocked.
Everybody be getting blocked.
I like the secret.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, bro.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
I like the secret.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
That really is.
That's when you got to callfrom a different number, bro.
Just let her know.
Just let her know, hey, it's me, it's me.
Can you oblige me?

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Hey big head.
Nah, that big head.
I use that big head too manytimes.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
You up big head, big head.
Let me go ahead and get thatcard.
Bro, go ahead, get you upBayhead, bayhead, let me go
ahead and get that card, bro.
Go ahead you can't see what Igot.
What is the stupidest thingyou've ever done, because you
were horny, damn Right.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
I'm about to take a shot, bro, damn.
I've done a lot oh shot fory'all.
We could take a shot.
Oh shit, we're exposingourselves.
Bro, right Damn, go ahead, giveme a shot bro, you want a shot
for real Tyson, oh, he be horny,horny.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Oh, that boy be horny .
I'm going to tell y'all abouthim.
Don't stand a chance.
No, I'm just playing y'all, I'mjust playing.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
He not playing, he not playing, he not playing.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah, that's mine.
Oh no, Never mind.
Yeah, that's mine.
Oh no, never mind, that's his.
Yeah, my fault, my fault, it'sall games.
Chat, it's all games, y'all.
I'll just be joking, I'm reallyjust adding there, for like
dramatic effect really all right, kev you next bro they're not
about to find out about how downbad I'll be getting, bro.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Go ahead, read another bottle, bro.
I said we might need anotherbottle go ahead read it bro, it
says what celebrity would youlike to face in a sexy fist
fight?

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Huh, sexy fist fight.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
What celebrity.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
What?

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah, what celebrity would you like to face in?

Speaker 3 (12:35):
a sexy fist fight.
What's a sexy fist fight?

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Sexy fist fight.
What the fuck.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
What's that mean?

Speaker 2 (12:39):
I don't know, bro, that's what it says what Sexy
fist fight?

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Yeah, I don't know what that means.
I don't know what that means.
Let's get him a new one.
We'll get him a new question.
Nah, nope, it's not my phone.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
It's not my phone, it's not my phone.
Answer it, then Answer it.
Answer it, give me your answer.
You know what it means, bro.
I don't know what that isExactly, so how you going?
Yeah, okay, I'll hear.
But damn, there you go, thereyou go, bro.
It's alcohol.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
It's just alcohol Shit.
What's the worst conditionyou're ever left in the bathroom
in?
Shit hey all you janitors outthere the reason why it don't
flush.
It was me, it was me, it was me.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
All that shit on the walls.
It was me.
Hype me up, hype me up.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
That boy need some.
Yeah, it was me, that boy needsome fiber.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
That turd on the wall .

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Oh yeah, Nobody's agreeing with me with that.
That's what he said.
That's what he said.
I don't know.
Go ahead, man.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
What you done there, what you done?
What's the dirtiest you?

Speaker 2 (13:50):
done it.
Damn what's the dirty.
I mean you haven't donedirtiest.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
I mean, yeah, what's the dirtiest?
It's not even dirty, it's justregular type shit yeah it's
regular shit it Vomiting.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Oh, you vomited in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Oh okay, oh okay, okay.
I could see that.
Yeah, oh, okay, okay.
That shit was just like Tell usa little bit about the story,
bro, Like I'm talking about.
It was at my sister's house.
Your boy got fucked though Like, yeah, the drinks caught up to
me.
She leave down the street.
Bro I'm talking about I blackedout, but the thing is I feel

(14:23):
like I just went straight tosleep.
Woke up, oh that's what youthought yeah, that's what I
thought.
That's how shit is done here.
Oh, okay, okay.
I wake up to a story talkingabout something, bro, look at
yourself, bro.
I woke up with like a patch ofthrow up right here and I was
like damn bro, what the hell.
Yeah, like for my, like Iblacked out, like it was.

(14:45):
I think it was like probably anextra 20 minutes after that.
I guess I was still going untilI fell asleep.
Damn bro.
Bro, they said that I went tothe bathroom and I fell in
backwards and supposedly hit myhead and I was just in the yeah,
I was in the tub just allfucked, bro, wake up, yeah, wake
up, yeah, wake up Bro.

(15:05):
It was crazy, bro, like even mybrothers told me some crazy shit
.
That happened that night too,like we had other friends.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
They started touching you.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Yeah, no, Chit chit, chit, chit, chit, chit.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
I said, yeah, dog, hey, he knocked out, pull his
pants down.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah, y'all gonna.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Don't get drunk around me.
Break up with the dick of yourbutt, man.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
I'm gonna have a whole Diddy fall on y'all, bro.
I'm gonna have y'all he notlying On my chest.
I take a picture like this.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Nah, I'm just playing .

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Nah, I'm just playing .
Damn bro.
That sucks, though, so what didyou have to clean?

Speaker 3 (15:46):
everything up then nah, they did.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Oh, they clean up.
That's good people right there,bro, people that look out for
you, cause some people they'lldo you dirty bro.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
They'll put you on snap and everything, or just
like nah they probably.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
They probably have the video.
They probably do, but they notgonna tell nobody it's like from
the memorials.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
That's fine.
What about you, chapo?
You ever been like that, bro?

Speaker 2 (16:09):
If you don't mind answering, oh yeah, if you want
To be honest bro.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
You be doing some crazy stuff on the toilet.
It's always liquid, bro, damn,and the porter, johns is crazy
that's the hot sauna right therebro sometimes he's only got a
white bro.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Just shit, just swipes off your body, bro what?

Speaker 1 (16:34):
you mean, that's you just be sweating bro, you, you.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
You be in the uh in the porter john during the
summer, bro you swim by the timeyou come out bro you.
You lost 10 pounds, bro, forreal, bro, that be?

Speaker 3 (16:46):
oh, my question is, bro, they could never.
I don't know why, bro, peopledon't know how to take a shit,
right, bro?

Speaker 2 (16:53):
motherfuckers, be motherfuckers.
Be trying to have a competition.
Who can take the shit's theworst right?

Speaker 3 (16:58):
for real, and then they be having like shit stacked
up to the top sometimes, bro,and then you know, when I white
my knuckles, be brushing itsometimes.
I'm spazzing out.
You're getting that shit off myfinger bro.
Real shit bro.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
It's a mental thing.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Shit is not shit.
It's about how you approach itMental shit.
Mamba mentality it's all inyour head.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
He make edits on the go.
He can't do that.
He can't make edits.
Hold on, ryan, I'm over heretrying to get the TikTok clips.
That's what I'm saying.
He clip farming, y'all.
He clip farming.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
No, but damn bro.
What about you have anyinteresting alcohol stories
passed out, blacked out oranything like that?

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Can't really say I mean Allegedly, bro.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Allegedly, we can say allegedly.
If you want, yeah, if you wantFaded and sipping on the alcohol
bro.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Allegedly Tight, tight, tight.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Hitting 150 down the road.
Allegedly, allegedly.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
That's how I be, bro.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Alleg to proving guilt in the court of law.
All right, all right, what'sthe next one?
You got the next one, bro.
Yeah, I got the next one.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Here we go, here we go.
If you could change porn in oneway, how would you change it?

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Now we asking the question, bro, hell yeah, hell
yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Take out the gay section.
Huh, take out the gay section.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
The trans yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
I was ready for that, bro?
All that shit, all that shit.
Wait, say it one more time whatyou gonna do Take out the gay
section.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Nah man Nah, I thought.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
I thought I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Running games Till you see that, like that shit,
like you know, the analyticsShow up here when you take it
that shit go.
They done lost Like 10 millionPeople that come to the hotel.
It's just jokes, bro.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
They should know by now, bro, they should know by
now.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Right, it's just jokes, but nah take that section
out.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Take out the trans section.
Should be pissing me off.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
He wilding, y'all he wilding.
It's crazy.
These could be, Bro.
Why you so cheeked up like that?
That'd be the best video.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
You think homie hit?

Speaker 2 (19:08):
it from the back till he got a different camera angle
.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
That's two sets of balls.
Homie got the grips thing.
Whoa where this thing come from, bro that shit, push that shit
to the side.
Boy, that shit sound like athong bro Thong bro chill.
Why that shit bigger than mine?
That's what be pissing me off.

(19:33):
That's what be getting.
No, I agree 100, bro.
Y'all need to get rid of somesome useless stuff like like
y'all need to start making morerealistic.
So get rid of all that fakescene, bro.
My stepmom, she is not gonnafuck me y'all, hey let's not get
too rash.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Now let's not get too rash now relax now what y'all
think.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
How you, how you, how you gonna make porn better?
No, I don't know, bro.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
I thought I thought he was on to something I thought
he was on to something, bro.
This man came out.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
So happy I was like he on to something I'm not, I
don't know, bro, honestly, whatabout?

Speaker 4 (20:00):
you chubby, you got any.
I would never go back to introoh, you intro, damn oh you were
straight in.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
I'm going to say it again Take out the intros.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Stop all the talking, it's straight to doing it bro
I'm only in here for 10 seconds.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
You load up a video just straight, fucking Not even
the logo nothing, bro.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
It be like that.
Sometimes you get that Build up, bro.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Sometimes the intro Just does it for you.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Right, you just need that quick.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
All I wanted to see Was a leg move.
That was it really Gone Done.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Get too excited, bro.
You already finished Before itstarted.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
But fuck, you just wake up, bro.
You just wake up, bro.
Yo waking up on the main page.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
Is crazy what happened here?

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Not again.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Who did this to me?

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Fuck, it's demons.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Go ahead, chopper, you get the next one, my fault
y'all.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Again, it's the center.
This is funny, bro, man thisbitch long as fuck, damn.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
We can change it if you want, bro Nah it's all good,
it's there.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Have you?
Have you ever hooked up withsomeone you met while you was,
while one of you was working?
Your bartender, your ride sharepassenger?
No, with the what it says, haveyou ever hooked up with someone
you met while one of you wasworking?

Speaker 3 (21:15):
with them, people you work with bro, nothing bro hell
no like, get in the truck.
Bro you in that heat too long.
Come over here, come in the ACwith me, nah none of that.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Go, go down.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
Alright, let me go ahead and get the next one.
Then, bro, it says right hereEveryone take a shot.
That's crazy, yeah he lying.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yeah, he lying, that was lying.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Hold on, bro, I'm gonna have to take another shot.
Have you ever gotten?

Speaker 3 (21:43):
cum On an object that belonged to someone who was not
at all involved in the act.
Damn bro, go ahead, load thatshot up, bro.
I'm a man of mysteries, bro yo,I'm a man of mysteries.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
I'll leave that up to your imagination these couches,
the microphone, the headphone?

Speaker 3 (22:06):
No, I'm just joking.
No wonder it smell fishy bro Iappreciate it, bro.
I tried to get rid of thatbleach Chill bro.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
There's a seafood boy on the stove bro.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Oh, that's what y'all going to have, uh-huh.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Oh, carne asada too.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Oh damn, most def, bro, most def.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
What y'all?

Speaker 3 (22:26):
doing chapel for your sisters?
Uh, oh, they're doing.
Oh, for real, bro, y'all staycooking up that good I'll be
seeing uh your pops because I'mon on social media, bro.
Y'all stay putting up good food, bro.
I'm like I'll be, I'll be overhere drooling.
They never invite.
I just be seeing his storiesand everything.
All this food.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Just teasing the whole community, I just want one
taco bro.
I just want one taco, Pleasebro.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Nah, I'm just messing , but what's the next one?

Speaker 1 (22:51):
What's the next one?
Here you go.
Next one who is the most recentperson you masturbated to?

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Now we talking, yeah, now yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
You gonna take a shot ?

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Yeah, I'm about to take a shot, you want?

Speaker 4 (23:06):
to take a shot.
I'm about to take a shot.
It's the same, bro, I'll cuteverything out bro, I promise
you bro, she's going to be onTikTok tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
You want more.
You want more.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
No, no, yeah, you got a clip tomorrow, my boy.
I'm about to edit your shit.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
You want to answer Jopo.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
I'm going to get another one.
I'll read it out, though I'llread it out.
What do group sex and groupprojects have in common?
How the fuck am I supposed toanswer?
I don't know what do group sexand group projects have in
common.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
What do they have in common, Yaya?

Speaker 4 (23:36):
They're all in a group.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
They're all in a group, they're all in a group,
somebody doing all the workdoing all the work, what crime
will mostly likely send you toprison in the future?
Probably something to do withdrugs, really Something to do
with drugs.
Something to do with drugs,honestly, that's about it,
really, really, really.
That's about it.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
That's a dumb question.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Why don't we get another one?
Don't do that, go ahead and getanother one.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
It's not really, you got like 10 questions left.
I ain't like this one either.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Don't get this one.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
They're not answering .

Speaker 2 (24:10):
What was the first thing that made you question
yourself, made me question hey,this shit sound gay.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Nah, what the fuck?
No, no, no, you got to answer.
What the fuck I ain't gay.
Listen, let me take a shot.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Let me take a shot, I ain't telling you.
Nah, I mean, I ain't gay nah Imean I ain't gay.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
I mean I know baby question about don't be gay.
What happened room I?
Know in gym class sometimes hesaid with the big boy.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Let me tell y'all something bro, go ahead, go
ahead bro.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Okay, it's kind of like the whole holes in your
socks but this is the worstscenario for me, oh shit I
didn't know, bruh we were insixth grade, seventh grade, and
it was gym class and everything,and, bruh, I pulled my pants
down.
Bro, my boxers, bruh, they wereripped at the bottom, bruh you
had the emergency boxes on.
I really had everybody like Ifaced away from everyone because
you know it was the boxers thathad like, like the slit to your

(25:03):
, your pee-pee would be out butyour whole dick would be out bro
.
So that's why I turned the otherway bro.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Bro, I didn't know my ass cracking balls was showing
everybody.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
bro, I didn't know, I was wondering why everybody was
like.
Why does it look like?

Speaker 3 (25:17):
that.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (25:18):
smell.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
I didn't understand who said that.
I I thought it was likesomebody over there, right?

Speaker 3 (25:21):
You know they were talking about me.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Nah, man, I'll tell you, bro, what's up.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
No, but real shit, bro, my boxers at a whole.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
You know how it is yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
You be needing that little it's that the back of the
, the back of the, the back ofthe.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
The back of the.
I call those boxes the yearsbro, because they're still in it
bro it's just the way it's justthe way, same same, I just get
it because it says I saw myselfin some hands.
no, but uh, but nah, when I usedto know mine were, uh, my one
ripped so I would just wait.
I will either try to get thereas quick as possible, so I could

(25:59):
, because you know there wasonly two bathrooms in middle
school that you can actually usechanging apart from that, you
just had to change in front ofeverybody, so I would rush to
the bathroom, had to changeright quick If I knew they had
hoes.
You didn't change for everybody.
Huh, if they had hoes I wouldhave changed.
Just turn around like I did,bro.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Nah, but it was hoes.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
If you can't see them , they can't see you.
Nah, I'm just looking forsomebody to do that, bro, I
swear.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Everybody is looking at everybody.
Bro, everybody just be yo, allright, I'm going to say another
thing, it wasn't me, I heard.
I heard, yeah, it was me.
Nah, I ain't going to name drop, but there was a dude that was
like hey, I saw such and such.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Let me, let me.
You can bleep out the name,bleep out the.
I was like bro.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Come to find out, bro , that dude was gay.
I was like oh my God, I didn'tknow the one that was looking
around.
That's why he was lookingaround.
It cut to the fact that he wasa homosexual.
Sorry y'all, my fault.
It was a fuck.
There's no problem.
You know, whatever floats yourboat and everything I don't diss
.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
but I didn't know.
I didn't know I could havegained my whole show.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Look at me being inconsiderate and selfish.
Alright, next question my faulty'all.
I'm telling y'all too much, browho?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
can't they know that one.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
I don't want to talk, Alright it says have you ever
set something on fire that youwasn't supposed to?
What were the consequences?

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Allegedly You're going to take a shot, chopper,
I'll take a shot, Let us know,bro.
You know what I'm saying.
Y'all know that bank does.
What was it?
Magic Chopper?
It was a lighter, huh.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Can't say bro, I'm gonna be locked up after this
episode, bro.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
Allegedly bro.
Let's just say you did it onGTA one time.
On gta, what I did was have youever accidentally sent a
screenshot of someone sexed tothat person?
Okay, I never have.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
I never had well there you go.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
I ain't that, I ain't never had it.
Well, there you go.
I ain't that lucky like thatbro.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Don't nobody be sexting me.
Drop my whole phone number.
This phone number.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Nobody be sexting me.
Nobody wants to.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Sorry to get that away from you.
Go ahead bro.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Go ahead, show us the profile of someone you first
Follow on social media Someoneyou follow On social media, the
first person you followed.
Thirst follow.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Thirst follow oh shit , I don't know when my fuck that
shit.
That's another shot.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
That's another shot.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
That's another shot, another shot.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Well, shout them out.
Who was it that you followedFrom here?
Go ahead, bro Shadi.
If you're watching this episode, just know I follow you.
I be doing a lot of crazythings In the bathroom Looking
at your pictures.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
At the work bathroom.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
In the port-a-john I really don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
No more porn shows like that.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
When I was younger, I I'm out the game bro.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Yeah, I'm out the game on that shit.
I'm over here about to say awhole bunch of old ladies now
For real, bro.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
I'm about to say Lisa .

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Ann, God damn she on retirement now ain't she Bro?

Speaker 2 (29:14):
she been on retirement when I was in school.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
No, I'm just hey, if you're watching this Miss.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
Anne Put that diaper to the side.
Girl, hold on what you doing,man, let me tell you what I'm
not.
Keep the bush.

(29:39):
Have you ever been?

Speaker 3 (29:41):
someone's side piece where they up front with you
about it.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
This is good, okay, okay, not really a side piece.
Um, yeah, not really a sidepiece.
It was once and with nobody atthe time, so it really wasn't
like a side piece.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Wait, it said have you ever been a side piece for
what now?

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Have you ever been a side piece?
Were they upfront about it?
Did they let me know in thesense Nothing, then yeah, no,
I've never been a side piece.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Never at the school dance, mm-mm, not the school
dance At the school dance.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
The school dance.
Who knows something about theschool dance?
Let me be real with you, RobMarkman 2 Chainz they be doing
you dirty.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Sometimes they be like invite you to school dance
and then when you get there theylike Rob Markman 2 Chainz, oh,
with the real man, Rob Markman 2Chainz.
They go up there to go talk andget the other person jealous.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
So there you are bro, rob Mark.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
I guess I'm the only one that gets that dirty, huh.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
I tell you, bro, the math teachers, that's what he be
doing to me sometimes.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
He said when we get through these?

Speaker 3 (30:53):
doors, act like we don't know each other.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
I say yes, sir he goes to kiss his wife.
Lock him up, y'all lock him up.
Who got the?

Speaker 3 (31:05):
next one, I'll tell y'all, I'll tone it down, I'll
tone it down If it would helpStop climate change.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
Would you allow Scientists to insert A bunch of
Atmospheric CO2 Up your ass soyour body Could convert it Into
a less Destructive gas that youThen have to Fart out Bit by bit
For the rest of your life?
It would not be paid.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Fuck, no, hell, no, so fuck the kids fart out bit by
bit for the rest of your life.
You will not be paid.
Fuck no, Hell, no.
So fuck the kids.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
So fuck the kids.
Hey, I ain't doing shit for you, bro.
That game, bro the longestquestion.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
You ain't gonna save the world, chapo Hell.
No, bro, they'll probably makea statue or something of you.
Bro, real shit.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
They made me like the Statue of Liberty and made me,
and they made me like the.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Statue of Liberty.
Butt-ass naked, bro Like theDavid statue bro.
Dick out every time, shit wascold.
They say where the fuck didthis cloud come from?

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Whole balls right there, bro.
Damn, that's a crazy-assquestion.
I ain't gonna lie.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
That's actually a pretty good creative thought.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
That's a creative thought, but my God, who wrote
that?

Speaker 4 (32:11):
That shit was long to read, bro.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Hey bro, y'all reading better than me, bro,
when I got read I be stutteringthat dyslexic be kicking at the
wrong time bro.
I be looking at this shit, bro,bro, for real, bro, for real.
They be talking about it in thecomments, bro, read right.
My fault, y'all my fault I'mgoing to.

(32:36):
It's really ai to be doing it.
Who in your life are you 100sure only has vanilla sex and
missionary position every time?
I know that's the only.
That's the only one I've seenthem do.
That's all I've seen them dowhenever I'm outside the window.
That's all I've seen that shitI'll be leaving home mad as hell
.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
I be making eye contact.
You be watching him, I be goinghard at night too.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
I put the cameras in their room for this.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
This is a bunch of you like that you feel that.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Tell me when you talk Finish?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
you want water you want some juice.
You want some juice you wantsome juice?

Speaker 3 (33:18):
I'm gonna go to the bathroom real quick.
I'll sit there nah, I'm justjoking.
Um, who do I think, missionary?
The only thing I don't know,bro.
The only I ain't got nothing,bro, I don't know.
I feel like everybody I knowjust a whole horn dog bro, right
Type shit, type shit Okay okay,I was like Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Me doing shit Handstands Doing the plank,
doing everything, bro.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Whole jack driver Jack Jackpaw, what is it called?

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Paw driver.
There you go.
That was a jackhammer.
That was a jackhammer.
I ain't got nothing, bro,nothing.
You want to do the next?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
one, you got the next one.
Hold on, bro, that watergetting on the cards.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
If I found out that you were being cheated, would
you want me to tell you?
If I found out that you were,yeah, if I found out, if you
were being cheated on, would youwant me to tell you?
If you found out that we weregetting cheated on, or that you
were getting cheated on.

(34:17):
Okay, if I find out, but itjust sounded like I was talking
about y'all or if I found outthat you were being cheated on.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Let's just say what you wanted to tell you.
So it's like am I, is it?

Speaker 1 (34:30):
direct to one person is I'm what?

Speaker 2 (34:32):
I'm trying to say Okay, if he found out that y'all
were being cheated on, wouldyou want him to tell y'all that
we were getting cheated?

Speaker 3 (34:43):
on.
You gotta tell me, bro.
You gotta tell me because I'mlike Rocky Balboa, bro Got the
whole boxing thing on as soon asI get home.
What the Nah?
I'm just joking.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
I am not joking.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Let it be known.
Nah, I'm just joking.
I'm just joking, but I guess.
Yeah, you know, I really don'teven know you like that, but if
you saw the side piece cheatingon me, bro, let me know bro.
Yeah, don saw, um, the sidepiece cheating on me, bro, let
me know bro yeah, don't tell memy man, you know me.
Let me know my side piece, youknow me let me find out um my

(35:22):
side piece, doing missionary sexsomewhere else.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Let me know my side piece getting three, three
senses like that.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
No, I'm just playing, but bro, go ahead, bro Go ahead
.
You got the next one.
That wasn't really that good ofa question, bro Right.
Give him another one, bro Right.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
All right, all right, here you go.
It says what's the largestnumber of people you've ever had
sex with at one time?

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Oh damn, rico Saudio, damn.
Go ahead, bro, tell the truth.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Bro, don't lie, we're taking shots, up to you Just
one, just one.
Yeah, just one, that's thebiggest group you've ever had.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Yeah, just one.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
I respect that bro.
I respect that man of the Lordbro, man of Lord Akron, the man,
Okay, okay, oh, were you goingto say something?
No, no no.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
I respect that, bro, I respect that?

Speaker 2 (36:11):
When's the last time you gave someone Too much
information About yourself?
Give it to us now.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Right now.
Too much information Right now.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
That would probably Don't be thinking.
At least I don't think I gavesomeone Too much information.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
About myself.
I feel like you just Let it allout bro.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Let it all out Huh.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
On the first day.
On the first day.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Nah, not really.
I be holding my cards till it'ssomeone I can like y'all, like
you feel me till then, but notreally Like just meeting them or
no, just when the last time yougave something, yeah, even then
even then.
I haven't given no informationabout myself, Not even the state
.
Bro.
They be asking for myinformation, bro.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
What's your social security card?
You good, I just shrugged myshoulders.
What's your status?

Speaker 2 (37:00):
It's like a Facebook status Single Feeling excited.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
All right, Chubb, it's your turn, bro, let's see
what you got bro, all right timewas your turn.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Bro, let's see what you got.
It says how do you find outabout men's the fuck that say,
oh, menstruation, menstruation,oh damn okay, okay, do you have
any remaining unansweredquestions.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
I don't know what the fuck that is menstruation uh,
that's like a girl period,that's oh okay, oh shit wait, is
that?

Speaker 3 (37:35):
how do you find out about it?
Or?

Speaker 4 (37:36):
no, uh, how did you find out about it?

Speaker 3 (37:38):
oh, yeah, yeah, shit um how did you find out they
were on their menstrual?

Speaker 2 (37:44):
um, how do you find out about menstruation?
Do you have any sex class?
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah.
How do you find, yeah, yeah out?
That's how you found out, bro.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
I feel like you've been knowing since elementary
bro I ain't know, they bleed.
I thought they had balls anddicks too, I just found out.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
They poop, that's what they holds for.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Oh well, should have told me that earlier a little
word of advice to all the peoplelistening.
Y'all know what they say, bro,if the river runs red, you gotta
take the dirt road bro thereyou go.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
I like that, I like that.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
I like that.
Real shit, real shit, right,literally, literally gonna have
the chili flakes in there.
Bro, have you ever hooked upwith a friend and then truly
gone back to being just friends?
If so, how?

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Tell them the truth.
Tell them the truth, we friends, though.
Tell them we friends.
Yeah, no, I'm just joking.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Have you ever hooked up with a friend?
I've never, bro.
To be real, bro, I've neverholed around or anything like
that, bro.
I be real, bro, I've neverholed around or anything like
that, bro.
I've been pretty.
I'm like a man of god, bro.
Yeah, I'm just joking, but nowI've never hooked up with a
friend or anything like that, Imean they might have wanted to,
but, but it was cold that day,someday, I can only pray I can't

(39:06):
perform in this temperature.
That shit cut me back like fiveseconds, bro.
Alright, next question, bro,who chilling too hard?
I?

Speaker 1 (39:17):
don't chill way too hard, mad hard have you lied in
any any of your answers so farin this game?
No, that one's good, no, I mean.
I've been taking shots, damnyeah.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Yeah, makes sense damn, let me get that one, but
that was too easy.
Okay, alright, I like that.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
I mean I've been taking shots, damn.
I mean okay, yeah, yeah, manMakes sense, Damn.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Let me get that one, but that was too easy.
Okay, all right.
All right, I like that.
I like that.
I like that, all right.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
It says have you ever excavated anything unexpected
out of your bra?
Have you what Excavatedanything unexpected out of your
bra?
So I guess like excavate youdig it.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Excavated.
What's that mean?
What's that mean, bro?

Speaker 3 (39:58):
You dig it Like that's what I'm you dig it, I
feel like it moves like.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
You think it means like crash out?

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Nah, it just means like Like trying to.
I don't know what the excavatedExca like trying to.
I don't know what to excavate.
Excavate out your bro, out yourbro out your bro go ahead, bro.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Get your bro go ahead , get your bro.
I was about to say that's yourbro.
It may not sound.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
What sound do you?
What sound do you make when younut?
Hold on say it again what sounddo you make when you nut?
He said will you make when younut?
He said Will you discriminate?
Will you demonstrate it for us?

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Go ahead, go ahead.
I'm glad you went in Doubledead.
Go ahead, I really appreciateyou Bro this not bro.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
This gonna be on the internet bro, you gonna take a
shot.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Let them know, bro, they ain't gonna see it, bro,
I'm taking a shot.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
I gonna take a shot, let them know, bro, they ain't
gonna see you bro, I'll take ashot.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
Ain't nobody gonna say I'm gonna put it all over
your school page oh, yougraduated, right.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
All right, it's your brother that's still in school,
right?
Nah, everybody great.
Oh, everybody, yeah, I'm on,this guy's ready.
Yeah, bro, but he graduatedthis year right, yeah, okay,
that's what it was, because Iremember Yaya was telling me
about it.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he was still in school or
something like that, yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yeah, sir.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Give us a sneak peek or something, bro, chop him, you
care to answer the question?

Speaker 4 (41:27):
Come on, bro, you gotta Open up a little bit bruh,
it's a safe place, bruh Y'all.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
I promise I won't put it on the internet just for
clicks.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
I'm really not trying to help us get famous, bruh.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
I got the lead bruh.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Remember.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Cosmic.
Cole family you can see thisfor $14.99.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Right, this is the free one If y'all want to see
the super freaky version wherewe butt naked doing this game
$14.99.
That super freaky version wherewe butt naked doing this game
$14.99.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
That's a good one.
Right there, you staying right.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
That one got too many drinks in it, that one about to
change that one.
You know those answers.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Those questions you didn't answer.
You have answers next time.
Remember you blacking out?
Yeah, we laced this whole part.
No, I'm just joking.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
What you got bro that's a good question though
that was a good one.
Who's your favorite person thatyou cheerfully lie to regularly
?
What's the damn, what the fuckI said.
I'm sorry, mama, I never meantto hurt you bro, the favorite
person that you cheerfully lieto regularly, is crazy, I'm
sorry, mama.
The government, the that youcheerfully lie to regularly, is
crazy, I'm sorry, mama.

(42:35):
The government, the government.
What's the lie?

Speaker 3 (42:38):
What's the lie?

Speaker 2 (42:39):
That I make 10K a year.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
For tax and legal purposes.
I only make 10K a year.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
I don't got nothing, y'all, I don't got nothing.
I'm barely getting by.
I don't got nothing.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
I'm barely getting by , I'm barely getting by Look at
my underwear.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Hold on, I'm going to ask another question, bro.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Is that a question or not?

Speaker 3 (43:01):
That was actually pretty good.
I like that.
I like that.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
What non-human fictional character turns you on
?
No repeating answers.
Non-human fictional character.
Fictional means like fake.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Cartoon, cartoon, shit.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
All right cartoon shit.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
I got a list, all right.
All right, I started from 100.
Any big booty bitch from well,any bad looking bitch from I
can't repeat.
I can't repeat From last one.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
You said Mewtwo.
Oh right, you said Mewtwo.
Oh right, you said Mewtwo.
Billed Girls you said the girlfrom Total Drama, total Drama.
I did say that.
You said the golf girl FromDanny Phantom and you said the
sister from Lilo and Stick.
No repeating answers, bro.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
Oh yeah, she bad American's right Hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
American Dragon Mom.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
You said that one, I said that one.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Um, okay, okay, okay, you got Dake bro.
Dexter's Laboratory.
The mom.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
I thought you meant Dee Dee.
I was about to say no, Dee Dee.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Hell, no, uh, who else, who else?
Mr Incredible.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Mr Incredible, mr Incredible Mr.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Incredible.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
The truth out.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Uh, what else.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
What else?
Oh, but it said non-human, holdon.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
It said non-human, non-human, non-human.
What the fuck we got?
Non-human, fuck it.
Let's go for a classic.
Let's go for what's the name?
The other bunny from Bugs Lola.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Bunny, is it Lola Bunny?

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Lola Bunny.
Okay, lola Bunny, who used towatch the.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Michael B Jordan Looney.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Tunes movie Michael B Jordan I mean.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Michael Jordan movie what's it called Looney Tunes?

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Space, jam Space.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Jam Space, jam Lola, bunny bro.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
That's the one.
Let me see, I can't think ofanother.
I think it's the Back in theday.
Bro, there you go.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
There you go.
Y'all know what we talk about.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Don't act like y'all ain't rewinded a couple times
what you guys talking about.
I thought you was about to saysomething.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
He's about to agree.
Hell yeah, got the show on VHS.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
It says have you ever showed a sex you received to a
third party?
Was it to brag or to laugh?
Okay, Story time to a thirdparty was it to brag or to laugh
?
Okay, uh, story time, freshmanyear.
You know, I was talking to thelittle white girl.
I showed him a homeboy thatrides my bus.
He didn't believe you at firstyeah, yeah, I showed him, as you
know, secret and shit like asecret went around telling

(45:27):
everybody, oh damn and that'swhy the teacher got fired, bro.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Damn, that's crazy that sounds.
And then the principal nevercame back, bro.
That makes sense though, damnbro.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
Damn, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
He came around and told everybody.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
Yo yo fucked up, damn bro.
That's why you can't ever shownobody nothing bro.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
That's why all them teachers be getting in trouble
bro.
For real, yeah, told everybody.
Yeah, yeah, fucked up.
That's why you can't ever shownobody nothing bro.
That's why all them teachers begetting in trouble bro.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
For real, bro.
They really just teaching Forbeing out.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Same with the school now, bro, they really just
teaching sex ed at a higherlevel, bro, I said what I said
Hands on approach, if you will.
Damn so what happened?
Did damn, so what happened?
Did you end up getting?

Speaker 4 (46:15):
in trouble for it, or nah?

Speaker 2 (46:16):
oh, they didn't get like, because you know sometimes
when the wrong person, uh-huhthey tell the teachers.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
I remember that happened in one time.
Yeah, she found out and she gotmad.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
No nudes damn left you high and dry yeah, blue
balls like whoever?

Speaker 3 (46:26):
that was you a dickhead right, y'all really
gonna do my man chopper likeright, come on now you're in
frame, yeah, you're in frameyeah, yeah damn bro, that sucks,
bro.
So you never done it again then, or at least not to that person
.
Well, not to that person.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Like show them like I keep it to myself now.
I learned my lesson.
There you go.
Keep it to yourself, bro.
Keep it to yourself learn thelesson.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Y'all learned it from here.
First one choppa himself.
You get the nudes.
Don't show nobody.
Stop showing your preacher,stop showing your lawyer.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
He said don't show God.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Don't show God, especially Me, as soon as I get
it.
How did you learn aboutmasturbation?
What are your remainingquestions?
How did I learn about it that?

Speaker 2 (47:12):
was a good question.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
All right, elementary school, bro, I'm going to go
ahead and open up to y'all, bro.
First question on my eyesanswer oh damn, bro, it was like
fourth grade, because I ain'tnever know what it was until
fourth grade when I came overhere to this, this county or
whatever.
Bunch of delinquents, bro.
Oh, fourth grade.
No, because we're at the lunchtable and I'm not going to

(47:36):
disclose no name it was overhere topic it was like the topic
.
Okay, so like oh, such and such,he always be uh beating his
meat, or he always be talkingabout beating his meat.
I was like beating your meat.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
I had to act like I was trying to listen to the
convo.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Stop eating my fries and stuff, bro.
And um, they were like yeah,you know, he's like I go in the
bathroom and I just get theshampoo and I just I'm like what
is he talking about, bro?
So you know, I went home thatnight, bro, I went home.
He said shampoo, that shitburned a little.
Bro put head and shoulders onhis dick.
I know you weren't supposed toput it in the hole, nah, but um,

(48:13):
bro, I went home.
Bro, bro, I slept good thatnight.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
That shit changed my whole life, right there bro.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
I started making A's.
I thought girls lookeddisgusting.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
I met my soulmate bro .

Speaker 3 (48:31):
That shit was life changing.
I thought girls lookeddisgusting.
I met my soulmate bro.
That shit was life-changing.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
You said I met my right man.
I ain't got a baby boy no more.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
And fourth grade is crazy.
No, but yeah, that's how Ilearned about it, bro, like I
learned, it from the lunch tablein school.
Okay, okay, like I said, bro,you got to one curiosity, bro.
You just got to figure out whatthe whole hype's about, bro.
So one thing led to another andeverything, and then, boom bro,
to this day, bro, I got to goto the anonymous thing.
Bro, I'm an ass, I'm fine to goto the bathroom right now.

(49:04):
All right, y'all.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Alright, y'all, I'm going to head out Bad episode.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
Y'all see, my hands was clean.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Be lucky Walks in I better be my meeting.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
Nah, but that's about it, bro.
Oh, but it said, do you haveany questions?

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Ray, what are your remaining questions?
Why does it go so fast, bro,there?

Speaker 2 (49:31):
you go.
Why does it happen?

Speaker 3 (49:32):
so fast, bro?
There you go.
Why does it happen too fast bro?
Those are questions I have noanswers for Me on Google.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
How to last longer.
How to last longer with myself.
All right, next one.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
You got to kill it.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
This is all for jokes , y'all.
We really just trying to makeeverybody laugh.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
We're just trying to have a good time, Right?
We just being silly gooses outhere.
Go ahead, bro.
What happened?

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Have you ever used a household item as a sex toy?
Did it ever go back to itsintended use again?
Damn.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
It got quiet.
Everybody use a household item.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Bro, everybody be used to the big phone.
What you use, fricotone,fricotone what you use nah man
cause there you go.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
A shot, bro, another shot my butt going down the
bottom oh freak oh

Speaker 2 (50:25):
freak, I said fricotone fricotone no, just no,
we're back we're back, we'reback, we're back, we're back,
we're back, we're back, justknow.
Whoever had to use that nextJust know there's a wooden spoon
in that kitchen right there.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
I couldn't even look at them the same, bro.
I couldn't go eat at the dinnertable with everybody, bro, I
had to eat by myself.
I couldn't look nobody in theeyes, bro, I had to snitch on
myself.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Lock him up.
Guilty, guilty, guilty, holyshit.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
One more.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Damn.
No, no, no.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
If we had two?
More shots on him.
He would have answered it, bro.
We would have found out whatnot to touch at his house.
Two more shots he would havebeen using my big spoon.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Shit, let me see.
Let me see If you had to choosebetween never eating solid food
again or never having an orgasmagain, which I like soup the
fuck.
If I had to choose betweennever eating solid food again or
never having an orgasm again,which would you choose?

Speaker 3 (51:35):
I'll be a blue ball man the rest of my life, blue
ball man, I can't do it, bro.
I need a nut, I need it, I loveit.
Y'all.
Y'all'd rather have nut thanfood, I love the fucking have a
fucking problem.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
All right, I made me maruchan on the three minutes
three minutes in there by onlyyou gotta eat the ramen by just
drink the broth, bro.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
I made me maruchan on the, on the quick boy.
Oh, bruh bro.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Three minutes.
Three minutes in there, but Idon't mean you gotta eat the
ramen, but I just drink thebroth, bro, I can't do it, bro.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
I love food too much bro.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Food is good, bro what am I tripping?

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Y'all like food more Than y'all like nothing, or
y'all like nut more Than y'alllove food?

Speaker 4 (52:05):
I don't know, bro, blue bars who?

Speaker 2 (52:08):
said that love nut.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
That was a trick question.
I was just trying to see whoanswered it.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
I was processing that bro.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
There you go.
He's got the chow.
You got that All right.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
It says if you were physically able to lick your own
crotch, would you do itregularly?
Nah, not really.
No, not after work, bro.
Like a cat, that shit beslinging bro regularly?

Speaker 3 (52:31):
nah, not really no, don't have to work, bro, like a
cat, that shit be stinking bro,that's an honest man right there
but it be having thatinteresting smell

Speaker 2 (52:43):
bro, you be having a scratch and then you go back.
It's a, it's an acquired tastethey all smell good.
That's no season, bro, thisshit kinda, this shit kinda,
this shit kinda good.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Smell to it bro.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
They need to make a cologne out of this.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Bro, this is what she be tasting.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
I was thinking that.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
I was thinking that this is what she smelled.
Have you, have you activelytrying to get better at the art

(53:32):
of lovemaking?
What have you tried to learn?
What resources?
Resources?
Have you ever have you activelytrying to get better at the art
of love making?
What have you tried to learn?
What resources?
Resources have you consulted?
Resources was, uh, the the cornwebsite bro chat gbt chat gbt.
Is chat gbt there?
you go there you go.
Have I tried getting better atlove making?
What did I try to learn, bro?
Real shit, I'm gonna need ashot, bro.

(53:52):
I can't be giving out mysecrets, bro.
I'm working on a book.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
It's called self-love 101 a man has never truly and
just have pictures of my handsone of them got the nails done,
the other one's just like this.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
I can choose, bro, did you?
Want it or yeah, I'm going toget a shot, bro.
I can't be exposing my secrets,bro.
This is me studying.
Bro, I can't give away at least20 years of knowledge Go ahead
K.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Okay, you can gilio time.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Yeah, I don't know that's what it says bro you can
just hand it to expert.
Ain't that smart bro?

Speaker 3 (54:44):
oh, you can guillotine anyone, but you have
to stand in line with thatperson for eight hours while you
wait to use the guillotine oh,it's a guillotine.
Thank you, your head off yeah,you know, like the the things,
like the old, like medievaltimes, that thing yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah yeah who wouldyou do?

Speaker 2 (55:02):
it's kind of dumb, don't, don't that's the ones
that you're hoping.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Tells you Go to the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Motherfucker start naming.
Go to the bathroom, bro.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Alright man.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
As soon as they close the door.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
All I see is flashes bro.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
It's a disco in here, go ahead bro, what you got, bro
, assholes?

Speaker 3 (55:26):
kick me out of the Fucking party.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Have you ever taken a shit that you thought was worth
Taking a picture of?
Did you show it off?

Speaker 3 (55:37):
that's valid, bro.
Sometimes, bro you amazing cameout of you.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
I had one I think a lot about I had a whole banana
boat, yeah no, I haven't, but Ithought about it Like bro,
that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Like I mean, yeah, I felt disgusted, like if I were
to take a picture and send it tosomebody.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
That's what I felt.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Yeah, I was like, yeah, but personally in my head
I was like yeah, this shit, thisshit impressive Solid, this is
solid, this is solid.
Yeah, I feel that All in onepiece is crazy.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
I feel that I'm over than flushed.
I was like, look bro, I've beentrying to flush this thing.
I was like fuck.

Speaker 3 (56:12):
What should I do?

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Just kept spinning like a Beyblade in there, bro,
damn, that's what I said, that'swhy I wanted to take a picture,
bro, like he said, bro, I feltdisgusted.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
I was like who am I going to send this to?
What the fuck?
I flush it down.
And then somebody talking aboutsome Loch Ness Monster in the
lake or some shit.
Technically, if you think aboutit, that's the size you can take
technically, so never then youain't never, I never have For
shits and giggles I used to takevideos of my dog taking a shit,
bro, just to send to peopleEvery day, bro, just, and then

(56:46):
send it to somebody just out ofthey were like no context,
they're just recording.
They said this.
That's a vile Snapchat activity.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
I got the videos in my phone bro, I believe you.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
I believe you.
You're taking some stinky onesbro.
Hey bro, look at my dog, he'swallowing.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
Not even respond to their message.
What the fuck is that?

Speaker 1 (57:03):
They're going to respond to this.
Leave him on read.

Speaker 2 (57:08):
So drop me insane, so drop me the same, but real
quick, though real quick.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
What's the biggest size you've dropped, bro?

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Real shit, camera's on, bro it's on still, but I
ain't pulling the measuring tapeout, bro, but at least you do.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
God damn hold up how big is four feet.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
It was like a swirl, it was like the mochi.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
It was like the mochi , it was like a swirl.
It was like the mochi.
It was like the mochi, it waslike a swirl.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Oh shit bro, real shit, bro, real shit.
I felt that bro, I felt thatbro.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Y'all was like poop Bro was rotating.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Y'all like tighten up a little bit and let it go out
slower Huh.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
That boy got controlled, that thing got
ripped, that thing got ripped,then they got ripped.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
They sit like zoe limits out there.
Oh, it's just me.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
I guess I'm the only one tripping there, huh, y'all
know what I'm talking about.
Don't say it so loud, baby,Don't say it so loud.
I should be scratching theright spot.
Yeah tap.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Yeah, all right bro.
Yeah, that's all.
Y'all know what?
All right bro.
Next question.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Yeah, have you ever horny cried?
What that mean fuck.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
I'm horny what that mean what?

Speaker 2 (58:28):
that mean how you horny cry.
I don't know, I don't know, Idon't know.
Have I cried?
No, never have I been horny allthe time.
What's the longest you gonewithout washing your bath towel?
I ain't gonna lie, shouldprobably be in like a couple
weeks bath towel.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
I ain't gonna lie couple weeks honestly.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
honestly, I ain't going to lie A couple weeks.
Honestly, I ain't going to lieto y'all.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
Ho ho hippie.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
I ain't going to lie bro.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
He's saving the turtles y'all.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
I'm like I really got to change towels.
I have more towels.
I ain't going to lie, I've donethat before.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Y'all please donate to 1499.
These towels are gettingexpensive.
I need to dry myself.
Y'all don't need new towels.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
I need new towels.
I have no more towels, it's gotholes in it.
Towels I've got who beenlooking at my towels.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
I'm the reason why I got holes in it.
Those are my worry towels.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
You got to dry the fuck out of me sometimes.
Go ahead, bro, what you got.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
Chopper it says when.
Has being quotation marks,being yourself, really not
worked out for you?
All the damn time, man, All thedamn time, damn.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
What happened Like?
Tell us one story at least ifyou don't mind.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
Um, I don't know, man Like I saw all my co-workers,
you know, smoking cigarettes.
I try to smoke cigarettes justto look cool and I'm, I'm
addicted damn bro for real damn.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
That's how it happens drugs alcohol and sex, bro.
That's how it happens, bro atan early age at an early age.
Damn, you really got started oncigarettes because of that hell
, yeah, damn damn, that's crazy,that shit don't hurt, like

(01:00:24):
whenever you first did it, likeit didn't hurt your throat.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Oh yeah, I kept on.
You was cool bro.
I was a cool guy at work.
You was fucking cool bro.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
I didn't know he was chill like that.
Hey, pass him a cigarette.
Damn bro.
All right, let's see, this ismy fault, bro.
What's the least sexy piece ofmedia that's played in the
background while you got sexy?
Least sexy piece of media, likethe less sexiest song I've had

(01:00:55):
in the back abc song, bro, thatshit just popped up on the
playlist one time, bro.
You like I can't get jiggy withthis shit, bro, so you just
gotta skip it bro right rightthat's pretty much it y'all
ain't never, had a bad song.
Pop up one time, yeah.
Y'all have music when y'all doyour thing, or y'all.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
It's quiet, it's quiet.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
I don't even make no noise, but I just I be focused,
but hold on you popping up on myforehead.
Nah, y'all listen to music.
I've had a song.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
You don't listen to music while you do your thing
Like when you're doing yourthing with your partner.
Nah bro, no playlist.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
I be slacking on that .

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
My phone is thugging out.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
You got a specific playlist Right into it 10
seconds, man, where that going?

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
to last.
I don't got time for that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
That's tight shit.
You see what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Nah, bro, a little quickie.
Why all of them quickies?
Chill girl, I told you it'sgotta be the right setting your
microwave, I mean your.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
It's throwing me off.
It's throwing me off, baby.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Yo, she's not changed .
It just can't do it.
It's blocking my head.
Sometimes you say what is thisRed sandals?

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
It's not gonna be in my right state of mind.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
I be like that.
I be like that sometimes.

Speaker 3 (01:02:18):
Alright, what you got .
You wanna do another one, oryou gonna?
You wanna do another one Forthe shit of it, like for the fun
of it, nah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
I'm good.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
You good.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
Yeah, hey.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
Go ahead bro.
Let's do another one bro.
Go ahead bro.
One more bro.
Go ahead bro, go ahead bro.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
It's already an hour.
Yeah, final one.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
It's going to be the final one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
What's the weirdest part of someone's body that you
have kissed or licked?
Whose idea was it?

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
There we go.
It's almost like we knew thatwas the question.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
That was not like a setup.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
Go ahead, bro.
Talk to the camera bro.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Go ahead, get a little descriptive, bro.
There ain't no weird shit, broyou gonna take a shot.
You gonna take a shot, bro Goddamn, I don't wanna get in
detail With this man.
At least Alright answer this.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
Was it the upper?

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
body or lower body?
Just answer this you going totake a shot?
No, you're going to take a shotstill.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
I just want to know, was it upper half or lower?

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
half.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
It's really nothing crazy bro.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
The toes is kind of crazy to me.
What was the question Shot?

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
Shot, that's the weirdest person you kiss and I
Shot, shot.
That's the weirdest person thatyou kissed in the lit.
Hey, but I be talking to him, Idon't give a fuck.
See, that question would havebeen for me.
I would have answered that shit.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
What's your thing?

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
Chapo, I'm an ass eater, so Tight shit, they gonna
know that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Hey, respect, respect , respect.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
Hold on say it again, bro, I Real shit, real shit.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
There you go.
That's a man that loves thiswoman right there.
That's a man that loves thiswoman right there.
Yeah, that was a lover boy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Yeah, I respect that, yeah, that's a gentleman right
there.

Speaker 2 (01:03:57):
That's a gentleman right there.
Those are rare.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
Yeah, those make that like a used tube.
Fuck opening the door, fuckpaying your bill or your 50-50.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
I'm going to eat ass.
Fuck your nails, bitch.
I'm eating your ass, damn right, real shit, real shit.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
That's some suit and tie shit right there Right.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
No, baby, I bought a real one.
Go ahead, bro, I'm going to usethese two.
Yo wait.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
Did you take your shot you?

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
ain't take your shot yet Right, take your shot.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
Put your of yourself Good, trying to get quiet.
Just alcohol, just alcohol.
That time be going by quick bro.
It's already been an hour.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
This is crazy, right, all right.
Is this the final one, or?

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Yeah, we'll do a final one, but I'll let y'all do
it, bro, because I feel likeI've been doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
No, no, no.
You good bottom that the onesthat got wet want me to use them
I use it for the questions.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
Oh, just put them out , okay okay, don't.
That's what good questions toooh, we're done we're gonna,
we're gonna tell what it iswe're gonna fine, we'll read
them out.
These were retired, so no, no,okay, I'm gonna go read them out
.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Which dinosaur do you think is the sexiest?
T-rex, um, tell us about a timeyou you were successfully peer
pressured to doing something.
Peer pressure Boy, you can'tpeer pressure me, I'm the peer
pressure.
Boy, I don't need no motivation.
I came with motivation.
We doing it all.
Yeah, I've never been peerpressured.

(01:05:22):
Dead ass.
I thought that was going to bea bigger problem in my life Was
not no Damn.
I'm going to pull one from thesebecause those just got away.
They got away for a reason.
They asked Tell us about acrime you've already thought
through how to do in detail.
Rob a bank Describe it indetail.
Describe it in detail.
Okay, so the plan was.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
You work at the bank as an employee.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:05:42):
They're paying you money from the bank.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
We robbing them, we robbing them we robbing them.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
That's a job.
That was the key right, wegonna rob the bank.
We both gonna get a job there.
They're gonna pay us money fromthe bank.
That's a job.
I knew what you were talkingabout.
I knew exactly what you weretalking about?

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
I knew exactly what you were talking about rob a
mentality.
There you go but yeah, thecrime he was robbing a bank.
I had it plotted out.
It was this one little bank.
I ain't gonna say the name.
You told me about it.
It was this one.
But I came in there one day atthe house I told reverends I was
like I'm about to rob this bankbecause I used to go in there
all the time On GTA, right onGTA so they're pausing my check

(01:06:31):
all the time and I just lookedaround and like they had a
camera facing the X sign, likethe camera was right here.
There was a sign right in frontof it Blocked the whole.
I was like damn bro, theyhaven't even seen this yet Wait.
That one get robbed.
Yeah, they got robbed a coupletimes, right, yeah, they beat me

(01:06:52):
, they beat me.
But uh, yeah, that, that thatwas.
I walked in there.
I said, yeah, these, these,these cameras are shit bro damn
bro but yeah, that's, that'sabout it really all right, what
you got, chapel okay, it sayshave you ever seen a sex?

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
well, pooping all the time, every day, on the job
site In the Port-A-Johns Crazywhat's your Ass wet and
everything.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
What's your ankles, bro?
What's your ankles?
What's your ankles With acigarette in my mouth?
Wait?

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
You put your clothes on, bro.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
There's some people that have to take their whole
clothes off when they poop.

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
If I'm at work Fully clothed, if I'm in the house I'm
naked, bro.
Oh, you naked, hell yeah, damnbro.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
They don't yell at me , bro.
Oh, you get like that too.
You get naked too, becausesometimes I be walking around in
my boxers and shit.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
So I got to take a my clothes off, bro, and then I
don't even wipe I just pull mypants up, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
There's an episode on this.
There's an episode on this.
What's the issue?

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
It smell good.
I'm going to be itchy the wholeday.
Oh, that's why it's itchy.
That shit feel good when you'retrying to do it.
That shit feel good With thesecrotch toes.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
I knew it on purpose.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
Just so I could get that itch and scratch sensation
bro.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
That man can't get no diseases bro, that shit get
raised Like the top of the gravebro.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
Alright, bro, I guess we're gonna have to wrap it up,
unless y'all want to do onemore, one more, or what are you
done?

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
keep it going.
Keep it going now.
Uh, I know chapo.
Yeah, he has a new story.
Oh, we can go another round.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
Y'all got it.
Y'all got it, though, bro.
I, like I said, I feel likeI've been doing too much talking
y'all got it done get to knowy'all, because they're always
gonna hear me on every episodebut they're not gonna no, yeah,
you're right, you're right.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Okay, how many people do you expect to fuck before
you die?
Damn, that's a good one.
Yeah, how far along on thisjourney are you now?

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
how many bodies you got damn how much do you expect
to smash before you go?
You have a, you have agirlfriend or significant?

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
I'm going to pull out the card.
What is it?
Fuck, what's that word?
I'm abstinent.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
You're abstinent, you're taking use of my line.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
You're taking use of my line Abstinent.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
I feel like my goal would be.
I'd give it 80, 80, 80.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
That's your goal.
Yeah, what number are you atnow?

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
I'm at 20.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Damn 20.
There's an itch, not yet.
Oh, that's like the itch.

Speaker 2 (01:09:43):
I thought it was just .

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
That's what this.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
That's comedy right there, that's comedy, damn.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
You're like 20 bro, yeah, sheesh.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
Bro.
You're almost there, bro, andyou still young bro.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
For real, bro, I don't even like 14 right, nah
Child, 12, 12.
You could've got it there, bro.
You missed out, I don't evenlike 14 right.

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
Nah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:09):
Child 12 12.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
You could've got it there, but you missed out.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Nah, bro, I'm 24, 24.
Yeah, bro, child, child.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Choppa, you wanna answer I can't bro, I can't
Tight shit, tight shit.

Speaker 3 (01:10:23):
Damn, that was a really good question right there
.
That was good.
That was good.
Let me get one.

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
Go ahead 80's bro have you ever had Sexy times.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
That was good, that was good, want me to get one, go
ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Go ahead, let me see.
Have you ever had sexy times?
While someone else was withinearshot, tell us a tale Start
vlogging.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
What was it?

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
Have you ever had sexy time while someone else was
within earshot?
Tell us a tale.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
I could hear everything going on in the room.
I told you the cameras is inthere.
He ain't got gotta worry aboutme you making me mad not pulling
the pants.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
Sometimes I just like to pop it out through the
zipper.
You know Shit get caught, butfuck it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
I'll be in that closet peeping through that
little camera.
What the fuck was that?
Yeah, what was that?
Noah?

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Let me see.
Yeah, I mean here with that earshot, with the ear shot how
about this, your most recenttime?
My most recent.
I haven't had a most recenttime.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
It's been forever since I felt like having to
worry about somebody else, about, yeah, the man.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
My main concern would be y'all when we used to live
together.
If y'all could hear me howabout this?

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
have you ever smashed like at a party or something?

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
at a party.
At a party at a party.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
Yes but at the car or in the car.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
Yeah, in the parking lot with everybody in the
parking lot, yeah, but therewasn't nobody really out though
oh, it was the car was.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
What's 15 seconds?
Huh, huh, bro, somebody becoming down the road.

Speaker 4 (01:11:46):
We got plenty of time by the time we get in I'm I'll
be done before they get here.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Damn bitch.
You talking too much, I'm aboutto cum.
You talking too much?
Shut up, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
John, yeah bro what's that?
What's that?
They do the mouth thing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know it says what
is the most expensive thing?

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
you fished out of the toilet.
You haven't taken no shots atall, bro.
Yeah, but I took two you tooktwo yeah you took two damn.
What's the most expensive thingyou're taking out the toilet.

Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
Be honest with me, man, can I get another one?

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
go ahead, bro, go ahead, go ahead.
Yeah, get another one.
There's no answer?
Yeah, there's no answer, yeah,okay, yeah, there's no answer,
yeah all right.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
It says if you could have sex anywhere in public and
not get caught, where would itbe and with whom?
Damn, that's a good one.
Hell yeah, at the damn park broat the park give a show to
everybody Real shit, real shit.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
I was about to say Witch Park, but I can't, we
can't disclose the locations.

Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
My fault, my fault.
Hey, 4th of July coming, youknow.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
Over by the lake Right as soon as the yeah bro, I
got like 10 seconds in me Realquick.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
I got a.
I got a story for that one Realquick.
I got a.
I got a story For that oneright quick.
Well, not a story, but I fuckedthat At the beach before In
front of everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
Oh, in front of everybody, just in the water,
just in the water.
Oh, in the water.
In the water, you can't see it.
What's your craziest spot?
Let's do that real quick.
That'd be for me, you ain'tgetting nothing from that, bro
Dirty ass water, bro, you ain'tgetting nothing from that.
It was an ocean.
You swimming in oil sperm bro.

Speaker 4 (01:13:36):
She has sperm.
I know that shit was itching,it was soft bro.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
You literally got crabs in there.
It was a fishbowl.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
It was a fishbowl Dang at the beach in the water.
Fishbowl Dang the beach in thewater.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
Yeah, the beach in the water.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
How was it that shit was alright.
I was flowing, bro.
I felt like Aquaman.
I was in that shit Flowing.
I was like Ah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
It was all Double the work you feel.
So you was flowing.
You wasn't Like slow motion, Iwas flowing you were flowing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
I was flowing.
That's crazy.
I drowned.
It was a whole lot of times.
I thought I drowned a coupletimes, but I had to go with the
wave.
Bro, I learned how to go withthe wave bro, I feel like
Poseidon bro.
It was crazy.
Damn, that's crazy bro.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
But yeah, that was for me the craziest.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
No floaties, no floaties.
Nah, I'm an excellent swimmer.
I'd have wearing that bro.
Nothing bro Little goggles onand everything.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
You got to put the goggles in the water so it won't
fog up.
Nah bro, nothing bro, just outthere bro, just me and my
thoughts bro.

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
Damn, that's crazy.
That's what's crazy.
Damn.
What about you, Kev?
You good at answering what'sthe craziest spot.

Speaker 2 (01:14:42):
Outside of the movie theater.
Oh for the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
Damn the parking lot.
But like, where'd you park at?

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
You parked close to everybody, or you parked Nah, I
parked like I'd say the middle,the middle, yeah, like in the
middle, but it was broaddaylight.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
But you had.
You had windows tinted in thevehicle.
Yeah, somewhat, somewhat tintedyeah, they say anything, they
doing anything.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
They just decide on it, it's you.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
Damn bro, I would have knocked your shit.
Hey bro, Hit it like this.
Bro, Watch out.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
You ain't doing it right, bro.
Watch out, Open the door, takea whiff and walk away A whiff is
crazy.
Want a wh Wolf of the roadY'all better hope I don't catch
y'all Get in there and stick mynose really quick.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
She gonna burn the octopuses off.
What?

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
about you, john.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
Don't wish on her ass .

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
The craziest spot.
You don't want to answer.

Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
Nah, nah, nah, can't, can't, I can't do it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
I heard, crazy stories, bro, not of you, but
like people having some crazyspots.
I know in our middle school,bro, somebody said they were
smashing cheeks underneath thestairs, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
Oh yeah, that's right yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
Crazy bro.
I think somebody ended uppregnant because of it too, bro,
damn, bruh, damn, if I'm notmistaken I don't know allegedly
like rumors damn um where'sanother crazy spot.
I heard you know, like therumors, people be saying yeah,
or like the where's anothercrazy spot I heard, probably
just underneath the stairs atschool it wasn't me but it was

(01:16:23):
like the rumors in school,allegedly what about y'all the
crazy spot?
You heard somebody said theydid something like that
allegedly what we talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
It wasn't the craziest spot.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
You heard somebody said they did something like
that Allegedly.
What are we talking about?
It wasn't you, but you heardsomebody had smashed some crazy
spot.
I heard that church one time.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
I've heard that church before I've heard that
too before.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
But it was just like, not anything like.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
It was just more like fingers.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
Oh fingers.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Oh that church.
I ain't going to lie bro.
I was gonna do it once in thatchurch For real.
Y'all heard that, god.
You heard that.
Y'all heard that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
You heard your child.
Strike him down.
Strike him down right, give hima heart attack, he ready.

Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
He ready bro.

Speaker 4 (01:17:00):
He ready right, Stop just listening.

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
Hey bro, it's crazy, what stopped you?

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
God, god, God, he said.
God said motherfucker, I knowyou ain't.
He said don't do it bro God inmy house.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
Motherfucker had that light bulb.
Yo Ah boy.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
I didn't knock him out once bro, I didn't even go
live, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
I shot you down, bro, oh wait church then for you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
But like, what's the craziest thing?
You've heard somebody say heyyo bro, I did a thing with
shawty and we was at such andsuch place nah, nah, honestly
nah, my friends ain't thatfreaky bro.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
No, they're not missionary bro yeah he said lay
back three shots of you, likethat huh most definitely bro
that missionary, so vanilla, noteven all that bro.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
Switch it up.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
Change it up a little bit, bro, maybe you get in
Missionary.
Sometimes you got to switchroles.
Nah, the reverse.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
Amazonian be crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
You've done that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
No I haven't done that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
I was about to say.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
I haven't done that, I don't got no meat for that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
But I've seen, I've seen that is crazy.
Where's the craziest spotyou've heard then?

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
Many of the craziest spots.
I really don't know, bro.
I feel like I remember becauseI will remember more when I was
younger.
But I don't remember nowbecause I don't know, bro, but
when I was young people wouldtell me but it just plays like.
I wouldn't believe.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
I'm like bro, you know them uncles be telling you
some crazy stuff from theranchos and they would, they'd
be saying some off the, and thenit turns out to be the cousin
bro, right that's.
Oh my god wait a minute, cousin.
That's my mama.

Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
What's the date?

Speaker 3 (01:18:56):
The date started, I was doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
Math equation bro that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:19:06):
That's when you start Getting into the family lore.
You start learning the familysecret.
You start learning the familysecrets.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
You start learning why your dad was always mad at
your uncle, why they never gotalong.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
I don't want that man in my house.
Why?
I ain't never going to tell you.
That's where the beef started.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
That's where you look like your cousin.
That's why I look like this youdon't look like your brothers,
but you look like all yourcousins.
Why?
Everybody keep saying I looklike your cousin.
That's why I look like this.
You don't look like yourbrothers, but you look like all
your cousins.
Why?

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
everybody keep saying I look like my uncle.
What about you, chopper?
What you got bro?
The craziest spot you heard bro.

Speaker 4 (01:19:42):
Not you Back in high school in the auditorium?

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
Oh, I heard somebody.
Yeah, I heard somebody got neckat the top, mm-hmm, and they
came to the same class.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Dome at the top, top at the top is crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
It's funny because the girl came in and the dude
came right behind her.

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
They tried to like play it off, can't play it off,
can't play it off.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
With the looks on their face Like they ain't they
just looked at the ground?

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
The walk of shame.
Yeah, that's what it was.

Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
But everybody knew.
I don't know how, bro, I don'tknow how They'd be knowing, bro,
probably the janitor.
Huh, he got the camera.

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
What's with the camera?
He didn't give a head up here.

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
He didn't give a head up here.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
And the principal goes and he tells everybody
Whoever's giving head, y'allneed to stop.
In the auditorium.
Please report to the office At1130 every day.
Then your homeboy get up andthe other homeboy get up.
Nah brother, hold on Without me.
Y'all knew I wanted to Y'allnot coming to my Birthday party

(01:20:41):
this year.
The auditorium is crazy though.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
Bruh.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
Dang Bruh, you gonna air him out, nah, nah.

Speaker 4 (01:20:49):
I can't, I can't.
You said, you gonna air themout.
No, no, I can't?

Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
that's the craziest spot, then oh, that I remember,
yeah was it empty or was it likewith the?

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
it was during class like I guess like theaters yeah
no, no class.

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
Well, they both had class together oh, it was like I
guess, I guess, yeah, yeah, thetheater class.
Damn, they just snuck up there.
Was it a top or no?
No, I'm not arriba, top okay,damn bro sneaky, sneaky freaky
bro, for real bro, whole freaksbro y'all y'all be safe out
there, bro, use your protections, do what y'all gotta do, don't
catch nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
That shit pretty dangerous out there remember
that, all right, so we're at aminute, I mean an hour and 23
right, so we're at a minute.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
I mean an hour and 23 minutes.
I guess we're going to go aheadand call it then.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
But y'all good.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
Everybody.
Good, that's straight.
I let y'all want to do one more.
Y'all want one more?
Y'all good, that's up to mymind, bro.
All right, bro, one more, onemore.
Bro, go ahead and do it no,because I feel like I've.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
I'd rather y'all get someone's spotlight rather than
me.
Have you ever nutted wellbehind the?
Have you ever nutted whilebehind the wheel of a car?

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
yeah, huh, explain bro, elaborate I was getting
head.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
Oh, in the.
Oh, behind the back of the carBehind the wheel of a car.
Behind the wheel of a car yes,you didn't crash Bro.

Speaker 2 (01:22:18):
Bro, Cruise control.
Baby, you gotta put that down.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
I tried to, bro, but mine's a stick.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
She accidentally hit it, bro when it hit to bro, but
mine's a stick, my shit was astick, bro.
Oh, you tried to, bro sheaccidentally hit it, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
When it hit neutral bro.

Speaker 4 (01:22:36):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
I know your shit was skipping the gear the next day.
I'll put that bitch on cruisecontrol, we good.

Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
I ain't taking that.
Have my shit like that.
See all the way back.
See all the way back.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
I was in the backseat .

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
I was butt ass naked driving.

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
I ain't never told a lie.
That shit was crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
Damn, bro Choppa, you wanna answer that one too.
Nah, I'm good, I'm good on thatone.
Damn bro, we gotta get some,some more shots in there, right,
we gotta loosen up a little bit, hey, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
He's your final one, bro.
Oh, I remember Whichever oney'all want.

Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
It says Would you rather fuck someone Way taller
than you or someone way shorterthan you?
Way taller than you or someoneway shorter than you?

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
Why Dang?
That's a good question.
I say shorter why bro, I'mshort bro.
Can't do it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:36):
Come on bro, yeah bro , especially when I be giving
them back shots, bro, I'mtalking, you got to put the back
shots on bro, you got to havethe tacones that big bro.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
Where my stool at.
Hey, I told you not to move mystool.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
Fuck it, I'm getting on the couch, damn bro.
So someone shorter yeah hellyeah.
I could respect him, bro, Icould respect that.
What you think you want toanswer that one too Taller or
shorter you ever?

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
had you ever date somebody Taller or shorter?
You ever.
Had you ever date somebody?
No, I've never.
Nah, you ever been withsomebody that's taller than you?
Nah, oh, he's my height orlower.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
Oh yeah, no one ever taller Chapo you.

Speaker 4 (01:24:21):
I don't want some vanilla shit.
Yeah, you taller.

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
It's the heels.
That's what always happens, bro.
What about you, bro?

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
I love the fucking tall bitch, that bitch tall with
me.
I would love that I get on mytippy toes, bro.
Shit, I don't know, fuck, I'mready for that For me.

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
I ain't never been with nobody taller than me, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
Yeah they were making that bag back in the day.
I haven't seen what they gotcoming out, bro.
They be coming out with someseven foot.

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
Seven foot tall Brazilian, brazilian, brazilians
.

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
That's what I need.
Might have it there, but fuckit bro, we don't walk the ball.

Speaker 3 (01:24:59):
That's just minor details, bro, that shit just as
long as you get your.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
As long as everybody's laughing, smiling,
at the end of the day, it's noproblem.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
As long as you don't call me out for it we good, I
guess we're going to end it offon that episode.
Then Y'all good, then y'allY'all fine.
Yes sir, you good.
Yeah, all right, I guess we'regoing to end it off on that note
.
Thank y'all so much for tuningin.
Thank you for all the love,support that y'all get us you
know will give us.
Thank you for uh alwayslistening to all the people that
return to our podcast episodesevery week or whenever I do

(01:25:36):
decide to upload.
My fault y'all.
I got caught up with so much uh, so much like family stuff and
so much stuff going on in mylife and everything.
But I promise to get back onschedule.
Uh, y'all gonna be listening tothis episode, probably like in
not next week, but probably theweekend after.
So I'll tag y'all if y'allgonna be listening to this
episode, probably like and notnext week, but probably the
weekend after.
So I'll tag y'all if y'all wanton facebook or social media or
I'll let y'all know when Iupload it so y'all can at least

(01:25:56):
seeing everything.
Then I'll have the youtubevideo up and everything.
Just remember they everybody,probably your friend, your
family, your grandma, your, yourpastor everybody gonna see it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
Go ahead, block everybody wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
Go ahead, get that over with but thank you all so
much for tuning in.
You know I want to give a shoutout to my girlfriend for always
listening, supporting me andeverything.
Shout out to my cousin, pepe.
Thank you so much for alwayssupporting me.
Much love to anybody that Idon't know.
That always returns.
Thank you for so much forlistening to the podcast.
Shout out to all the people whofollowed us on TikTok Thank you

(01:26:34):
so much for listening,listening or watching the videos
on TikTok, going to the YouTube, following us on Instagram and
everything you know.
Much love to everyone and Ireally do appreciate it.
But be sure to follow us onsocial media at Cosmic Cove.
That's K-O-S-M-I-C underscoreC-O-V-E on TikTok and on
Instagram, and then K-O-S-M-I-Cspace C-O-V-E on YouTube.

(01:26:57):
But I'm going to hand that offto Yayo.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
Just shout out Sammy, sammy.
My family Shout out Sammy, forlistening.

Speaker 3 (01:27:06):
Sorry, we haven't been uploading.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
Yeah, we haven't been uploading.
Sorry we haven't been uploading.
Yeah, we haven't been uploading, but yeah, I mean shout out
them.
Shout out y'all really forcoming here.
Shout out y'all bro.
I really do appreciate y'allcoming in for the last minute,
the last minute yeah bro, it'sno problem bro, we were supposed
to have another person but,they got too busy and caught up
in everything but so.
Kevin Field.
Yeah, I appreciate that, bro.
I really appreciate you comingin last minute bro, we're MVP

(01:27:28):
right there bro you get your 25cent check in the mail, don't
worry.
Don't worry, bro, we'll lety'all get one more shot for the
road we can't afford to payy'all, but whenever we make a
date, bro we'll cut y'all alittle check give y'all some
royalties or something.

Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
We got y'all, but you got anything y'all want to say
shout out or anything shoutanybody out.
No want to say Shout out, shoutanybody out, no.
No, you don't want to shout outyour church.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
I need to go to church, bro, I need to go.

Speaker 3 (01:27:57):
You say after this, maybe not, bro, because you're
doing some crazy stuff Right.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
Everybody get them out of here you bad, you bad,
but don't go, freaky ass.

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
They don't want me there, send him in the front Put
him in my altar.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Boy you trying to get freaky, make him out to court.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
You trying to get your freak out here.
We about to get the devil outof here.

Speaker 2 (01:28:23):
And the pastor in you .

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
But you no shout out, then no shout out to your
family, your dog, your cat, yourgoldfish.
Nothing bro, nah bro.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
No shout outs, bro, just a cold series.
Yeah, just a cold series.

Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
No social media plug again Follow you again on social
media Nah.

Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
Alright.
You got anything Never.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
Snapchat.
Let the people know where tofollow Whatever you want to plug
, bro, I'm good, you good,alright.
No, all right.
You got anything, never mind,go ahead.
Let the people know where tofollow Whatever you want to plug
, bro, I'm good, you good, allright, all right.
If y'all want to send somenasty, dirty pictures, I'll put
their social medias on the theme, right.

Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
Send y'all dirty feet pics Right.

Speaker 3 (01:29:02):
It's only good when the bottom of the feet is black.

Speaker 2 (01:29:10):
Oh, that's a hard working Women right there.
That's a woman don't clean herfloors.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
Women can do more than just clean floors.

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
Nevermind, nevermind yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
She tried.
Okay, she said, this is ammoniafree and good for her health.

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
It's good for your floors.
This is her own personalformula now what are you gonna
say, though?

Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
chapa no shout out, uh, shout out to the fam yeah,
bro, there you go, yeah no,shout out to sasa 87, you know
oh yeah, 87 boys bro yeah, shoutout to y'all, you know yeah,
bro, I appreciate you having meand shit yeah, bro, we're gonna
get.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
We're gonna have to get you on another episode for
real y.
Y'all like scary stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:29:51):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
You love scary stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:29:52):
You like scary stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
Yeah, I love that Y'all have any scary stories
that y'all like I mean thaty'all personally have like
experience or stories yourfamily be telling you.

Speaker 4 (01:30:00):
Yeah, yeah, I like to sleep paralysis stories.
Oh, we're going to have to gety'all Do you have anything like
that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
A few Damn bro, don't you just hate when the demon
pulls your pants down.

Speaker 3 (01:30:11):
He's like stop blowing your shit, Love it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:14):
I love it.
It's not a big bear.

Speaker 3 (01:30:19):
I'm waking up for life.

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
Oh yeah.
Lock him up.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
He said that was scary.
He said that's scary.
He's scared of the pussy.

Speaker 3 (01:30:28):
He's scared but um, damn, yeah, we're gonna have to
get y'all another episode theny'all were good, bro, y'all yeah
good comedy, good, good funnyguys right because what I'm
worried about is having like thelike people that don't know how
to cut back and be loose, orlike you know, you know they
might take a little too serious,but y'all were good bro I
really do appreciate y'allcoming on I feel like y'all were
gonna bring good energy to it,especially you, choppa.

(01:30:51):
I know you a funny dude I was alittle nervous.

Speaker 4 (01:30:52):
I was a little nervous, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:30:54):
No, it's just yeah, it's all good, it's just first
time.

Speaker 2 (01:30:56):
Yeah, it's the first time too, bro, yeah yeah, it'd
be like that sometimes bro we'reused to it, so yeah good though
y'all did really good, manpretty sad y'all meant for the
camera, bro.

Speaker 3 (01:31:04):
I'll tell you that right now.
Bro, y'all did really good.
I wish I would have got alittle more into details with
your story, but that's for adifferent that's my next one but
yeah, shout out to them again,like I said, and shout out to my
man chapo, shout out to kev,you know.
Thank y'all so much for comingout uh I know we're not like a
big name or anything like that,but for you to take time out of
your day to just come and comehere it means a lot to us, bro,

(01:31:25):
so I so.
I really do appreciate it.
But yeah, um, yeah Y'all.
Good, then y'all have nothingelse to say.

Speaker 4 (01:31:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
I guess we're going to land it off on that note.
Like I said, we'll catch on thenext episode, so later Peace.

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