EP 58- When Donkeys Milk Cows: Tales of the Supernatural and Did we land on the moon chat?!!?

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Speaker 2 (00:00):
Oh, you think darkness is your ally.
You merely adopted the dark.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
I was born in it.
Molded by it.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I see death.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
What it do.
Cosmic Cole family.
It's your co-host Yayo, myco-host Reverence.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
What it do everybody, it's the boy Reverence.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
We back at it again we back on that regular smegular
right right that regular

Speaker 3 (00:51):
smegma um that regular stuff.
You know what I'm talking aboutthe regular cheese the regular
cheese.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
No cheese, right the blue cheese?
No wait, hold on, hold on, holdon, hold on.
You're like.
You're like blue cheese.
No, no, no, no ranch, or Holdon, you like blue cheese.
Nah, nah, nah nah nah Ranch orblue cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Ranch or blue cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Ranch.
What is that Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Huh, ranch or blue cheese, what you?

Speaker 3 (01:10):
mean ranch, oh like, would I rather have ranch or
blue cheese.
Yeah, yeah, both, Okay, no,let's do those.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Ugh, ugh, you eat blue cheese for real.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Huh, you eat blue cheese for real.
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Because I've never seen a bearshit in the woods.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
He answered, while I wanted the question who talking
in?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
code Holy shit.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Does a bear shit in the woods, because I've never
seen one do it.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
No, what's the other question?
Blue waffles, pecan waffles,bro, that's not even a thing.
No more is it blue.
I remember blue waffles cameout, bro, I don't know, I looked
it up.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
I could never find it .

Speaker 1 (01:50):
It had it had, it had the uh, it had at least our
school.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
But I had that shit right, I remember everybody
talking about, everybody talkingabout it, bro.
Right, it's like I was sittingbeside the teacher and teacher's
like don't look at blue w andthe teacher was like don't look
at blue waffles.
Nah, the teacher told you don'tlook at blue waffles.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
But that was a weird time, bro.
I don't know who the fuckstarted that shit.
That shit was devious.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Did you look it up?
Huh, did you see it?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
That's a bear shit, because I haven't seen a bear
shit.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Funny that you ask because here goes a whole hour.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Compilation of bear shit in the woods on this big
screen.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Nah, I personally didn't look it up, but somebody
you know it was in dudes.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
You said it wasn't me , it was incognito.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
It wasn't me, bro, promise you.
But nah bro, they show me.
Bro, shit scarred me a littlebit bro.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
For real.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I've never seen it.
I'll show you.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Huh, I got it on me I said I got it on me.
I got a bad case of bluewaffles, I got freaking cable um
, yeah, bro, that shit's crazy.
There was another thing goingaround.
What was it?
Uh?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
what, what a dumb shit we used they had the videos
, bro.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
They had the what was it the two girls in one cup
video.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
I've never seen that.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
No, never seen that it's not even bad, it's not even
everybody listen yeah go ahead,log out, go ahead, y'all can
stay gone because there might besome like young people, don't
look this stuff up.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, don't look this up.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
If you're under the age of 100, don't look this up
25.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
If you're under the age of 25, do not look this up.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Not worth it.
It's going to scar your eyes.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
It's going to like a dead man.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
You might end up learning about yourself if you
watch these videos, mmm.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Nah, hell, no, nah that shit.
But I remember that shit.
Just it was, what a time broright what a time.
What the fuck kids be doing now, bro?
What don't security toiletright fucking knows tra la, tra
la tune tune, tune, tune, tunetype of shit they be listening
to now bro what it do.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Cosmic Code, we back again.
Y'all already know what it isit's been a little while.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
It's been a little minute.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
All right, we back at it.
Poor Yayo, that man just kickedhis boots off and I'm barging
his house in.
Are you ready?
Boots, baby?
I wear Crocs.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Oh, that's right, His Crocs.
I wear Crocs to work, guys,just so y'all know what type of
blue collar.
His crocodiles, bombardinicrocodiles.
But I'm trying to get sponsoredby crocs, bro, if I can get
like a sponsor.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
I'll wear the shoes I already do for free but does it
have no slip?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I actually don't know .
I think all crocs have no slip,or this specific ones.
I'll tell you this they shouldhave no slip.
I never slipped on crocs, nonever, sports mode I don't even
wear sports mode.
Damn Sports mode.
You put sports mode, bro, youtrying to accomplish something
you know you out to do somethingyou putting wear on your ankle.
You put it, you know you.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
On your shin.
You put sports mode In front ofyour foot.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
I put it grabs the back.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, it grabs the back.
That's how you pull it up to acar meet and you just rev it in
your engine.
You just rev it in your engine.
You just trying to get somebody.
That's what it is, bro.
But if you just wearing regular, you just pull it to a car meet
just to have a chill time, Justpop your hood.
That's all you trying to do.
Sports mode you trying to racesomebody.

(05:21):
Secondly, you not going to winAshton.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Hall Please Four more .

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Four more, steve, four more.
I wasn't ready.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
yet there was a fly.
It got in the way.
It threw my equilibrium off.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
The kind of speed for a reason, man, that was crazy,
insane bro.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Right.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Insane.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
What else?
Oh, happy 4th of July.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Happy 4th of July, y'all Happy.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Day of Liberation for .

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Freedom of the Because if they tell us we can't
have tea, I mean if they'regoing to tax my tea, they're in
for a rude awakening.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
To the harbor awakening.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
To the harbor.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
To the harbor.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
What a time we really used.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Right.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Social studies class, bro.
We used to learn that shit Forlike four months, whole test and
everything Bro about that.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
About everything, bro , about everything, about
everything.
I can't remember nothing.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
I was about to say?
I was about to say the samething, bro, talking about you
gonna need this In the realworld, yet to meet a British guy
Right, I was about to say thesame thing, bro Talking about.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
You're going to need this in the real world.
Yet to meet a British guy,right, they talking about social
studies is a necessity.
Half of these people that betalking and arguing don't know
what the fuck they talking aboutand in politics, bro.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
I tell you, bro, right Out there in front of the
cameras.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Right Politics behind my head bro.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
That's why I only watch the replays, bro Right,
only watch the highlights.
The highlights Is thepolitician doing slide tackle.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Fuck, I'm going to watch the celebrations.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Sue, sue, hey.
If I see a politician do thatshit, hey.
This is why I watch Fox 8.
News.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
They said the news was fake.
This is a I watch Fox 8 News.
They said the news was fake.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
This is a reliable source, I believe.
Damn it CNN.
I believe.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
I believe that and Facebook, I believe oh use
Facebook, bro.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
I get all my information from Snapchat.
Bro, I get all my news fromSnapchat, all right yeah, yeah,
let the people know.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Oh wait, yeah, real quick, before we start.
How's your week?
How you doing?
How's my week?
Pretty good, how was his workweek?

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Work week was good, I'll tell you.
I have a little tidbit to tellthe people, bro.
For the first time ever in mylife, I've had to call the cops.
Oh, dang time ever in my lifeI've had to call the cops.
Oh dang, what happened?
Non-emergency, though,non-emergency, okay, so check
this out.
Uh, I don't think.
If I told the people last timethat, uh, so they had thrown
glass on the road, oh yeah okay,so it happened again?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
I don't think you talked.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
I ain't talk about it , okay uh I'll go right over it
right right, quick right quick.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Um, so okay, so it was.
It was a while back.
I was having a cookout, um, Ididn cookout, I was just cooking
hot dogs outside, but mybrothers were here and
everything, and I was outsideand I heard glass breaking.
So I thought somebody wasbreaking, like my front glass,
right, because my scissorsweren't here.
So you know, I ran in here andeverything and I was like yo,
any glass breaking, nothing,okay, so I went outside.

(08:20):
I didn't notice anything.
Long story short, I ended upfinding out that there was glass
on the road, right, I didn'tcall the cops because I didn't
know who did it and really I'mnot one to call the cops, really
.
So, okay, that happened.
Maybe like two weeks later, acop knocks on my door.

(08:40):
I was just about to roll up too, but I had my whole station
right here.
I had everything set up.
I had a little thing rightthere set up.
I had my cone, everything right.
Ah, it was a day I ain'tworried.
But I said, ah, yeah, this shit, I'm about to hotbox this bitch
Knock on my door.
I said, hold on man who knockingon my door?
Cop, I ain't gonna lie, I got alittle scared.

(09:11):
I got a little scared.
Uh, I'll tell you the name, whoit was, but you can bleep it
out if you want.
Um, um, so he knocked on mydoor and everything like fuck,
all right, what the fuck y'allwant, you know you're talking
about.
Yeah, I'm investigating aboutthe broken glass because it was
like literally in front of myhouse.
In front of my house so and Ididn't clean up because I didn't
want nobody like saying it wasme, like oh, I saw her clean.
You know how it'd be, you knowhow it'd be.
So I ain't do nothing about it.
Might have been my fault, but,um, that's why I pay taxes.

(09:35):
This is city.
Um, so he asked me about it.
I ain't want to snitch, youknow I ain't want to snitch.
I was like, look, I look, Idon't know who did it, but I
don't know, but maybe Maybe it'slike.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
I could have sworn.
It's just like If you look overthere.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
So okay, so just to give the people the layout of my
house.
So it's my house, it's a Wouldthis be?
It's not a main road.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
It's not a main road, it's like a side road, right
Side road by the school.
Well, yeah, because the frontof the school is the main road.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
This is like the side road, but then the buses come
right here.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
Uh-oh, oh no, the buses go over there.
Yeah, the buses go over there.
I haven't seen a single bus.
Oh, this is car rider side.
Then, yeah, yeah, this is carrider side.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
No, and then there's like a couple trees in that side
, like another neighborhood overthere, right?
So that's the layout, right?
So okay, so I tell them.
You know, I don't know who didit, but you know there'd be kids
riding down this, you know,down the road or anything.
I'm not sure if it was them.
I was like there's kids.
I'd be hearing kids on theother side of the trees and
everything.
I'd be hearing them.
I was like you know, I heardone day like what are?

(10:48):
y'all doing, you know, get backinside, whatever you know.
I was like, but I don't know.
I honestly don't know who didit.
I didn't see who did it, so Ican't tell you what happened.
He was like okay, okay, he waslike all right, babe, fine, what
was it Monday?
This Monday, was it?

(11:08):
This Monday, I think it wasthis Monday.
Anyways, I'm out there.
I got my dogs out there.
I take my dogs out.
I'm chilling, I didn't have myglasses on because it was like
first thing in the morning.
I didn't have my first thing inthe morning like 10.
10.
I didn't work that day eitherand oh, it was the same that
didn't work, but I go out there.
I'm like I took the dogs out andthen brought them back in and

(11:32):
then for some reason, I thinkthey wanted to go outside again
or something.
I go back out there, bro,there's glass all over the road.
But now I hear the kids acrossthe street.
I hear them like out there, bro.
I hear them like giggling andshit Right.
So I'm like I'm just, I'm justlike fuck it.
I got a call because I'm nottrying.
It's right in front of my house.
I'm not trying to get blamedfor it.
You know, I'm not trying tohave a cop stalking my door
either.
You know that's.

(11:52):
So I'm like fuck it.
I got a call.
So I called non officer told mejust to call this number
whenever, uh, this happenedagain.
So somebody threw glass on thestreet again.
I'm not sure who did it.
I'm just calling just so Idon't get blamed.
They're like okay, okay.
So she's trying to getinformation out of me.
I'm like bro, I don't know whodid it.

(12:13):
Like she was like what's hername?
I was like look, I don't knowwho did it.
There's there's kids outsideright now.
So while I'm on the phone withthem, I hear I hear some
grown-ups what the fuck y'alldoing?
He's like I didn't know, I hadtwo-year-olds in here, y'all
grown as fuck.
Why y'all throwing that shit?
I said ain't, no way, it wasthem.
And so she's like get the fuckin.

(12:35):
You know, she's cussing themout and everything.
And some male comes out too andis like I can't see them
because there's like trees andeverything right there.
So, uh, that's what I heard.
So I just you know, I was juststill on the phone with the cops
I'm like all right.
And uh, she said, all right,we're gonna have someone go out
there.
I was like all right, but thesemotherfuckers, all they did was
send a cleaning crew.
They just brushed the.
They just brushed the glassonto the, onto the sidewalk bro

(12:59):
that was it that was it.
That was it.
But I said what though y'allknocking on my door For what
then, if I ain't gonna do nopolice work, fuck y'all knocking
On my door for.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Talking about some investigation.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Some investigation, motherfucker.
I could've Opened shut cage myboy.
I done did.
I could've been promoted.
I could've been promoted, Icould've been chief.
God damn Y'all motherfuckers,bro.
They just left, bro.
I was like bro, so so yeah, sonow we gonna see, bro, what
happens.
Bro, because I can't, I can'tdo they didn't ask no questions.

(13:30):
No, no, cops, because I waswaiting all day, uh, I was
waiting all day, uh, for for acop pull up.
Nobody, no, not a single cop,rode through here they just sent
the city people, they sent thecity people to clean not even
clean, but because they justmoved it off the road.
That was it.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
They just moved it off the road and and that they
call it a day damn, that's crazy, because I mean you also gotta
think, bro, people be drivingdown this, people be driving now
I'm thinking like, okay,they'll do it because of the
school you know it's.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
I mean, I know it's not in school's not in right now
, right no but that's what I wasthinking, I was like you know,
I you would think it's like inthe.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
I wouldn't say like a fancy neighborhood, but it's a
you would think it'd be a nicequiet neighborhood yeah, you
would think you literally have adecent, like I want to say,
it's like a little more upkeptarea.
You're literally the golfcourse, literally literally yeah
oh yeah, it is uh.
Oh yeah, I forgot the countryclub over.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Oh shit, that's what I'm about to go over there
that's what I'm saying, like,like you're like right there
where it's like.
Where it should be kept upAlmost, like in the city.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah, it should be like better around here.
Yeah, it should be patrollingor something, bro, Especially
right by the school.
For real, Like elementaryschool.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
There's businesses right here and everything.
Motherfuckers, better not beknocking on my door one session,
bro, because I call, I did mydue diligence.
I don't even like calling cops,I don't like dealing with cops,
but they um, yeah, but theyain't do nothing, bro.
I don't.
I never saw a cop or anybodygive me a phone call back, like
you know.
Hey, we took care of it.
I don't know, I don't know whatthe procedure is, I don't know,
I don't know what they do, thator not, but I called, I told

(15:01):
them you know who, you know whatwas going on and whatnot.
But yeah, they didn't donothing.
Nobody followed up or anythinglike that.
So I don't know.
And the grass is still outthere, bro.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Still.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Still, it's just like I said.
They just put it against thesidewalk bro.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
That shit is crazy bro.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
It was wild, bro, that was.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
This used to be a nice, safe city.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
Until the Riddler got here.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
I mean damn it.
The Riddler lives among thestreets Right.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Shit crazy, bro.
But yeah, I don't know what, Idon't know what.
Hopefully I don't get a knockon my door again.
Nothing like that, bro.
Shit scared the shit out of methe first time.
But I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Damn bro.
That sucks right there, bro.
I wouldn't even know what to dobro yeah, I mean, I don't.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Yeah, I don't know what, what you can do apart from
that.
You know, like, obviously Idon't know who did it now,
obviously I don't know who didit, but I, I personally don't
care, you know, as long as I'mthrowing it at my house,
specifically, I know it's justlaying on the street, but it's
the fact that it's in front ofmy house and then the cop is
knocking.
Talking about what you know,about this, you know.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Well, not just that, but if, like, they throw in beer
bottles or glass beer bottlesand it says y'all like to drink.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Oh, yeah, they blame us.
Oh, they getting rowdy overhere.
Right, what they throw theythrew.
It was just like, like, bro,they had a whole pot they threw
like mugs and I don't know whatother kind of glass they threw.
I don't know if it was likecups or what else it was, bro,
but it was like because you cansee the mug handle and all that

(16:33):
shit, bro Like porcelain.
You can tell it's porcelain andwhatnot, but still, bro, I
don't know who the fuck.
I was a little rowdy kid when Iwas little bro.
I ain't do no dumb shit, rowdykid when I was a little bro, I
ain't do no dumb shit.
Like I had better sense thanThrowing fucking glass on the
street, bro, what happened?
What'd I do?
What'd I do?
What'd I do that I forgot?
I agree.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
I agree, yeah, who would, who would dare do such a
thing?
Did I do that?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
No, no, no.
Oh, that's what I said.
Did I, I could've Shit.
I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Damn bro.
That's crazy.
Like I said, I wouldn't knowwhat to do, bro, I just Fuck it.
They want to throw shit at me.
I throw shit at them.
I hit the wrong people, no.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
I'm just playing.
I'm just playing, yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
That's annoying, though, bro.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
It's inconvenient.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
It's not even inconvenient.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, it's just annoying because, like I said, I
don't want to get in Knocks onmy door, Especially by the cops.
Nobody likes their door gettingknocked by the cops.
What the fuck I do?
Especially I be having peopleover here.
We be chilling.
I don't want to give them areason to like I don't need to

(17:38):
search your house type shit.
Those plays level four, my boy.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
Right, y'all let us know what we should do in this
scenario, right is there?

Speaker 1 (17:49):
is there any lawyer trying to represent me pro bono
right?
Suicide you get half my boyswear y'all let us know what.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
This is a point.
Choose adventure type of deal.
Y'all just tell us what Yaiosneeds to do and then he'll do it
.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
100 likes knowing me, knowing me, I'm a t-pose the
whole way all right, but that'senough of that.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Let's go ahead and get into this episode.
Go ahead and tell the peoplewhat the first topic is.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Oh, I was gonna ask what.
Which one in the first it don'tmatter.
It don't matter, you want tostart scary or in scary well in
scary and scary, okay, but allright, so okay, so we're gonna
talk about a little something, alittle a little controversial
controversial according to somepeople.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
We did what we did.
Do not take away our titles andachievements.
We bled for this.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
On 4th of July.
That's crazy.
All right, y'all so okay.
So this is a little topic youknow it's about.
We're going to talk about theconspiracy of the moon landing.
There you go Boom Before y'allbegin typing the moon landing.
I know, I know it's fake, butI'm just going to let you go

(19:06):
Boom Before y'all begin typingthe moon landed.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
I know, I know it's fake, but I'm just going to let
you know, All right For all thepeople that are out there saying
that it's fake and that wenever did it.
Riddle me this, Batman.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Let me right quick what you think about the All
right Personal opinion.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Personal opinion.
Yeah, let's go a little bit offpersonal opinions.
Let me uh, right right quick,what you, what you think about
the all right personal opinion,personal opinion.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Yeah, let's go.
A little bit of personalopinions, opinions we made it to
a freaking movie.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Y'all don't know what the fuck y'all talk about.
No, no, no, in all seriousness,in all seriousness, all right.
I feel like me personally.
I believe we made it to themoon, right I believe, I'm being
100 with y'all, like if I'mwrong, I'm wrong, but I
personally feel like we did makeit to the moon me personally,
me personally too, yeah, I feellike they did make it.

(19:52):
But I mean, I do see thecounter arguments that people
have and it's some solidarguments, it's something I'm
just like no, they might be.
They might be.
They know.
They know something.
I don't fuck.
They might be on the sun.
They might be on the sun.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
They know something I don't Fuck Now um.

Speaker 3 (20:08):
What do you think?
Let's hear your opinion.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Look, it could be fake.
It's a lot of AI videos outhere nowadays.
You know who not explain.
Now that shit is real.
Come on guys.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
So you do believe that we're.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
I believe we made it to the moon but I believe the
earth is flat what what no, Iwas playing all right, so so
yeah, so I lost my train ofthought, anyways your, your,

(20:41):
your opinion on my opinion onthe.
No, I think we make it, let me.
Let me just tell you why Ithink.
Yeah, before we dive into thedetails, before we dive into the
actual facts, because the factsI found were like pretty
straightforward.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
But where are the facts from?

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Yeah, people, the government, and one of the facts
is that they be saying thatthis all happened because people
don't trust the government andthe government giving me the
Hold on there, hold on there.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Y'all might be right.
All the people that said wedidn't make it.
Y'all might be right.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Imagine by the end of this, we end up believing it.
We end up.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
turning to ourselves, we never made it to the damn
moon.
You freaking idiot.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
If you fucking believe, so fucking laugh at
yourself in the mirror.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
What were you going to say?

Speaker 1 (21:34):
No, I was just going to say look the reason why I
believe that we made it to theroom, to the room, to the room.
Yeah, we fucked, we fucked tothe moon.
It's because just look aroundyou, bro, everything that
humanity has accomplished andcompare that to landing on the
moon Even though it's a bigthing, landing on the moon feels

(21:56):
like such a smalleraccomplishment than what
humankind has done throughoutthe years.
It's like look, we literallygot cell phones.
What are cell phones made outof Rocks?
Think about that.
It's just metals.
What are metals?
Just rocks, bro.
It's just who the fuck invented, like, started processing that
shit, you know, and going withthat ideas and stuff.

(22:17):
I feel like that's much harderto do than putting someone on
the move.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Damn bro.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
That's just what I feel like.
That's just, that's just me,it's just.
It just feels like now it'sjust.
There's so much, even if, okay,let's say we didn't do it back
then, but or at the time thatthey said they're still like
brothers, they're satellites.
We got satellites in space,whole space station, astronauts
staying in space, you know like.

(22:44):
So they're in space, but theycan't make it to the moon, like
staying in space.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
They were trapped in space hey look unless you're
talking about katie perry, the,the oh my god, let me try and
word this correct go ahead, goahead, true astronauts that
orbited the earth andrepresented humanity for what it
was.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Advancing in yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
And possibilities, yeah, and convenience for
flights and for commercialpurposes, and oh that shit say
you too broke to go to the moon.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
That's all I heard when I seen them motherfuckers
hit the moon.
He said you too broke, my boy,you too broke to go bro.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
For them being the first regular human being.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Something I dig on that man.
I don't give a fuck about allthat man.
Making a difference, making adifference is crazy.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
And the advancement of humanity, the advancement of
humanity.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Hold the fuck up, hold the fuck up.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Rage Bane, rage Bane.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Oh my God, who took DDG's class in Rage Bane?
Oh my god, who took DDG's classand Rage Bane in my?

Speaker 2 (23:48):
chair.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Jesus, am I wrong?
Y'all Chat, am I wrong?

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Chat can shut the fuck up.
Let's see what chat's saying.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
WWWW Reverence Ah, ah .

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Hey, chat's spoken, chat's speaking right now.
W Reverence, weverance,weverance Ah.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Ah, weverance, it's crazy.
Chad's spoken.
Chad is speaking right now.
Yeah, go ahead, open thesilence.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Go ahead and take his phone away.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yo hey, he don't need that thing, he don't need them
rocks.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
What do you think about that then?
How do you feel about theastronauts that be going out
there?
About the astronauts that begoing out there, not them Like
actual astronauts what do you?

Speaker 1 (24:25):
mean actual astronauts.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Those are heroes of America.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
They should be given a Nobel Peace Prize.
In my opinion, I want that clip.
I want that clip.
That clip going hard I ain'tgoing to lie that shit going
hard.
That's a good clip right there.
Who clip farming over here?

Speaker 3 (24:45):
Who clip farming over ?

Speaker 1 (24:46):
here.
Who clip farming over?
Here we got to get views.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
I got to do everything I can to try and get
the views back.
What the fuck was the question?
Again, all I'm doing issupplying the gasoline and the
fire and just letting it stayout there.
And what people do with it,they do what they will.
That's on 4th of July, but I'mjust standing at the top floor
with my hands across justwatching everybody on my
spinning chair like this.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
It's like you're watching everybody throw the
glass, but the glass doesn't.
It's not reflective.
You're just looking back atyourself.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
They reflected the wrong way, like interrogation
room.
They put it on.
Boy, you're staring at thebusiness, jesus oh shit, but um
well, no for real.
Like what you think about theastronauts, though, cause, then,
like they're denying, they'relike taking all that achievement

(25:38):
if they did make it to the moonfor real.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah, they're taking that away from them for real.
Dead ass.
I didn't even think about that.
Dead ass.
Just thinking that they'retaking like that's such a big
achievement, bro, because thatain't like you wake up Tuesday
talking about fuck, I won't goto the moon, you know it's a
shit Perry did that.
I mean literally, I mean okay.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
I mean, yeah, you don't want to go to the moon.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah, we going to the moon.
Y'all going to the moon Nah butI already know Y'all been to
Giza.
Yeah, but that's no, not Giza.
What's the other?

Speaker 2 (26:07):
one Ibiza, ibiza, there you go.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Yeah, I went there last week, you know.
You know what?
You should go somewhere.
Nobody been when.
Space, space, oh my God, I needto get Hold on.
Went to Louis Vuitton, got thema little Puffer jacket and shit
Blues, you know.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
With NASA.
Printed on it.
Nasa printed on it.
No with Jeff Bezos Jeff.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Oh, what is it?

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Blue Origin or something.
Blue Origin, right?
Yeah, I think it was BlueOrigin.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Bro Fucking Wild.
But Nah, it's like.
You know, it's a lot of, a lotof training.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
I can't even what happened.
It's a lot of training.
I can't even what happened?

Speaker 2 (26:49):
How the fuck do you even make it to the whole thing?

Speaker 3 (26:52):
But see, look, all right, I don't know if I should
just keep rage baiting or not.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Go ahead bro, Go ahead, Go ahead Something.
Go ahead bro.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
They really didn't go into space, they just went
really high in the air.
That was about it.
They went too late, right thereat the orbit or some bull crap.
I really don't know all thedetails.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
It's like right there at a certain level.
So they didn't leave.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
It was technically space.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Okay, I was going to say did they leave Earth's
atmosphere?

Speaker 3 (27:18):
No, I think they were still in.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Earth's atmosphere.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
I want to say they were Something shit like that.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
So it's basically they just, they just wasted the
gas there.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
technically, they just went really high in the air
and they came back down.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Damn.
So they basically did theequivalent of me, almost getting
work, and then saying you knowwhat I'm not feeling this, and
then coming back.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
But saying I went to work.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
But saying I went to work, damn Something like that.
Something like that, somethinglike that.
Okay, so they didn't actuallygo like leave, oh, okay, okay
okay, yeah, let me fact checkthis real quick go ahead, but
yeah, I feel like, I feel likehuh I said you keep.
Oh, okay, before we get, uh, youknow it's a lot of work.

(27:58):
You know it's training, intensetraining.
You know it's intense training.
And then not only that, but yougoing out there in space, it
ain't like okay, you're going inspace and you about to eat, you
about to be out there feastingon some caviar steak and shit.
Like you, dead ass, sacrificinglike your own well-being and
your own, uh, comfort to be outthere in space and just study,

(28:21):
bro, like.
And then like you going upthere you know it's it's a
birthday bash.
You know you about to getturned with all your woes and
shit like no, it's like actualwork that these people put in
space to to get us, to get usinformation, everything to to
learn more about space and shitlike that.
It's, it's.
It's insane, bro, the amount ofword that goes into all that

(28:44):
and for someone just to say, nah, all that was faked.
It's insane To me.
It's crazy, bro.
It's a crazy statement.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
All right, here it is .
So it says Blue Origin's NewShepard suborbital flights
typically reach around 100 to107 kilometers, or 62 to 66
miles above Earth kilometers or62 to 66 miles above earth
crossing the carmen uh line,which is like the
internationally recognizedboundary of space.

(29:12):
Okay, okay, 62 miles, orwhatever.
Uh says that blue originrockets got high enough to enter
into space and experience a fewminutes of weightlessness and
see the curvature of earthbefore falling back down I.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
I could've done that with the.
I could've done that with myG50 that got in the backyard.
I could've done that.
Bro Should've told Pedro yo,fuel it up, we go right now.
We go right now if you want.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
That shit's crazy, though, bro.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
I mean it's cool what they did, but I mean Is it
though, did they though.
Did they though?

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Did they?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
though Was it all a green screen?

Speaker 3 (29:46):
You know what?
We made it to the moon.
But that Blue Origin, I don'tbelieve it.
That Blue Origin, nah, I don'tbelieve in one bit.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Nah, they just basically, they just pulled up,
dipped their toes in space alittle bit and came back down.
It's like going to the beachand you leave your house at
three in the afternoon.
You're going to get there lateat the beach.
You're not even going to swimat the beach At the beach.
Look, English isn't my firstlanguage, okay.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Where's this conversation going?

Speaker 1 (30:16):
My dyslexia just casually carried on like yeah,
he said, you're making sense.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Now you speak about language.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
They dip their toes in that water with a sock still
on all right, go ahead, keep onmy phone ran towards, ran
towards it the moment that thewaves started getting close to
you.
They ran back to they're backto back to the sand, bro, it
don't count you know what it is.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
It's like for me.
It's like you like you being onSnapchat stories and seeing
people being like at Coachella,or you watching Coachella live
on your TV and saying I went toCoachella.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Nah, that's a good comparison that's a good
comparison, that's a good one.
Yeah, because I mean, did youever attend Coachella If you
didn't end up in the med bay,overdosed, roofied by a hot girl
?
Did you even go?
Did you even fucking?

Speaker 3 (31:11):
go?
Did you even experienceCoachella?

Speaker 1 (31:13):
If you didn't get AIDS, what the?

Speaker 3 (31:16):
fuck, hand the stickers out.
I got AIDS at Coachella.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
That's how I be.
Y'all Coachella.
That's how I be.
That's how I be y'all Did youeven go to Coachella if you
didn't get stuck in traffic forlike eight hours before you were
even allowed to go in.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Would you ever go to like a music festival?
Nah, no, why?

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Nah, I'd rather just do my drugs at home, in the
comfort of my, in the safety ofmy own home.
In your own sanctuary, in myown sanctuary, really, bro,
because being around all thosepeople, bro, you want, you know,
I don't know what the fuckgonna happen, you know.
And then not only that, but butthe whole, not a shower
situation and it looks on for anight or day, just one day if I,
if I were to go, if I couldjust go, because everybody I've

(31:57):
seen it seems like it's a mess.
It seems like getting in thereit's a mess, you know, fucking
getting food, all that stuff.
Like the way I see it is,you're going to be tripping your
balls off.
For me that's not really a likesomething I'm going to be doing
with a lot of people around me,or like for me it just doesn't
seem fun like to go through allthat experience.

(32:21):
To go through all thatexperience If I could just pull
up, you know, if I could justpull up to the concert, chill
for a couple hours and then dipeasily, yeah I'll be going, but
it's like just the videos I beseeing people having so much
trouble just entering, leavingall the other stuff they got to

(32:41):
go through to stay in there too.
I've had people tell me thatthey've gone like their
experience.
If they got to go through to,to stay in there too.
I've had people tell me thatthey've gone like their
experience, that they try tomake it seem like it's cool.
I'm just listening to them likethis shit don't seem fun like
it's.
They told me about someonestealing their phone, getting
their phone stolen, break intotheir tent, like it's just so.
I I hear like the background,like I've heard so many people
tell me, like what really goeson, like when you like, when you

(33:03):
stay in there, that shit don'tseem fun, that for me don't.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Right, don't trust them.
Glory hoes there's not a chickon the other side there's not a
chick.
I mean there's not a dude onthe other side, so you would
never go there.
Nah, I really didn't, Never,ever.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Never, ever, can pull up one time comfortably
comfortably, if I can pull upfor the content, but no, it's
the comfort level for me.
But it's like just you see how,how crazy, like everything that
happens there, I'm like no,that ain't for me.
Or like mainly people be losingtheir friends and shit in there
.
Oh bro, if I'm tripping I'lllose my friends.
Bro, I am fucking panicking,I'll tell you this, I'll
probably go get arrested,escorted out.
Like yeah, that's enough foryou.
Like, bro, I am fuckingpanicking, I'll tell you this
I'll probably go get arrested,escort it out.
Like yeah, that's enough foryou.

(33:48):
Like, bro, I can't, I can'thandle, like I can't handle that
type of stress while I'mtripping.
It'll freak me like.
It'll freak me the fuck out.
I know it's happening.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
You gotta make new friends, bro.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
That's it, I heard a story someone trying to make new
friends but they got roofie ohby a girl bro.
No, bro, I can't, it scares mebro.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
All right, so for all the people that didn't know
about the moon landing.
It was the Apollo 11 moonlanding.
For all the people that doesn'tknow, the American history Caw
caw.
So this was July 16 to the 24.
This was like during 1969 andthe launch site was at kennedy

(34:32):
space center in florida.
Landing on the moon was july20th in 1969.
Uh, the astronauts that were onthe space mission was uh neil
armstrong, who was the commander, first human to walk on the
moon.
Buzz aldrin was the lunarmodule pilot.
Michael Collins was commandmodule pilot and stayed in lunar

(34:54):
orbit.
The mission goal was to land aman on the moon and return him
safely to Earth, performscientific experiments on the
lunar surface and collect lunarsamples Though fun fact, samples
, though fun fact.
Um, the historic quote where uhneil armstrong was like that's
one small step for man, onegiant leap for mankind, um, he

(35:14):
actually said uh, what did hesay?

Speaker 1 (35:16):
I was about to say.
Wasn't that a manila fake too?

Speaker 3 (35:18):
he said, uh fuck, I just had it okay.
He meant to say that's onesmall step for a man, but the A
got lost in transmission.
Armstrong always insisted hesaid it and later the audio
analysis suggested he probablydid.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
So he meant to say that's one small step for a man.
One small step for man.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
What you got bro.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Okay so so the theories, the conspiracy
theories, propose that obviouslythe moon landing was fake, or
moon landings they consideredgoing from 1969, all the way
from the ones that were going on1972.
They say there were hoaxesstaged by NASA.
Believers often suggest thattechnology to land on the moon

(36:10):
didn't exist at the time or thathazards like radiation made
such a trip impossible.
The facts that I have is whatpeople believe.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
So you have the conspiracy and you have the
facts yeah the facts, there yougo.
And then have the facts yeahthe facts, there you go.
And then, like, disprove it,yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Like why this proves it, yeah, why this proves it,
yeah, yeah, let me give you oneright quick.
According to the, government,according to the government.
So the technology.
Let's start with the technologylimitations.
Obviously, like I said, theysaid that the technology in 1960
was not advanced enough formoon landings.
The fact is, nasa developed thenecessary technology, including

(36:49):
the powerful Saturn V rocketand extensive research, tests
and development, and all, like Iwas talking before, all that
word they put in, led to thesuccess of the moon landing.
Another one that they say, avery common one, is the flapping
flag.
Okay, so the american flagappears to wave in some photos

(37:09):
and videos, suggesting wind, uh,which is absent in the moon,
and the uh.
The fact, the rebuttal of it,is that the flag had a
horizontal rod to keep it, uh,unfurled and that the movement
that you see in pictures andstuff like that was due to
astronauts handling theirplacement or ripples from it

(37:30):
being folded.
So that's you know, andobviously you know the cameras
couldn't pick up.
We didn't have like the what'sthe right word Like the high
pixel cameras that we have nowlike, and the shutter rate was
different.
So that messed with how theimage was looking a little bit.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
But, come on, we taking pictures of the moon, but
like I saw some people alsosaid that it never happened
because if they were in spaceyou could.
How come you don't see no starsin the background?

Speaker 1 (37:55):
oh funny, you say that I got, I got the oh did or
did you know, okay.
So the answer for that uh, Holdon, where is it?
Yeah, what you said no stars inthe background.
So the answer to that is thatthe bright sunlight illuminating
the lunar surface in spacesuitsrequires short exposure times
preventing faint stars frombeing captured.

(38:17):
So that's.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Riddle me this conspiracy theorist.
Answer me this one.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Now, that's what I was, oh, okay okay, but I mean I
understand what they're saying.
I understand, but if you lookat technology that we were
having, nasa was more worriedabout putting people on the moon
than they were about like atthe time we obviously we didn't
have that much events and likeand cameras and stuff like that,

(38:50):
so it was that was a littlethat was like yeah, I feel like
it was like more splotchy, likelike not as focused or not as uh
clean, I guess it was more likeyou could see, like the big
images the big, exactly likelike details, like if you were
to take a picture with theiphone, you'd see exactly, if it
was on exactly you'd see, liketheir pupils, you'd see exactly

(39:11):
details like perfectly eyelasheseverything exactly and back
then I mean, like I said, nasawasn't focused about the quality
, that was just out there,because they gotta, you gotta
think about everything you'retaking up there.
They're not focused about aboutthe cameras and obviously,
right, you know, at the time itwas just, it was different, bro,
it was just differenttechnology that we had.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
But to put someone up there, bro, is is, you know,
it's insane all right, I had afunny joke go ahead bro for all
the people that, saying thecamera can't pick up this or
camera can't pick up that,cameras were used, uh, like it
was like different, like I wassaying, with the flash and
everything, or like just thepictures in general.
Take, take, for example, backin myspace days.

(39:53):
Everybody was taking picturesat the, in front of their sinks
or whatever, with the flash onand you could never see their
face, and that's what that's2000.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
That's what people thought they ate with those
pictures.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
They said, let me snap a quick pic.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
I can see the flash, but you'd see their fit.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
You don't see shit, bro.
That's a good point, but that'safter the moon and everything
Y'all talking about the camerasfrom back then.
It's a big difference, butsomehow we got the picture,
because I would would think Idon't know, I would think taking
the picture up there isdifferent than taking the
picture over here no, I agreeyou know that that's what I

(40:32):
think.
But reflections, you know, allthat other stuff.
What was another one that theyuh hold on?
I got you another one that goeskind of um hand in hand with
that, um, oh, the inconsistentshadows.
So there were varying shadow,shadow lengths and angles, and
some photos, uh, are cited asevidence of artificial lighting,

(40:54):
or basically those were theimages that they were saying
that, um, that was a set, thatthey took the pictures in a set
and like the other shadows thatwere appearing and everything
with that was like, obviously,you know it's a set, so there's
like something that would be infront of the light.
So they were saying that thatwas, uh, the shadows that we
were seeing, stuff like that.
So the rebuttal to that is um,the bright sunlight.

(41:18):
Hold on my bad one one themoon's uneven terrain.
Just think about that.
Y'all ain't know that the earth, the earth, the moon, is uneven
.
Anything about that, bro?

Speaker 3 (41:29):
honestly bro, because I ain't think about it.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
It's anything about honestly, I ain't gonna lie bro
for a minute.
I used to when I was obviouslywhen I was younger, I used to
think that uh it was smooth itwas smooth, I thought they
should have concrete driveways.
That my brother was just moved,bro.
But I mean, it's just stuff youdon't think about until, like
you know, you do your little bitof research and you know, do a
little bit of research do alittle bit.
Just like craters, you knowjust like, would it be

(41:54):
considered mountains?

Speaker 2 (41:55):
I mean just mountains , right mountain range, yeah um,
it's stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Uh, hold on, lost my spot.
Uh, okay, hold on, lost my spot, okay, doesn't.
Even terrain combined withlight reflected from the sun,
earth and the lunar surfaceitself create a complex shadow
patterns.
I don't know.
In my mind that makes perfectsense.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
I think so too, because if you get, if you have,
I'm trying to think.
I'm trying to think of a goodexample.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
I mean, bro, you're getting a shadow, like you know.
Obviously you closer to us,well, yeah, closer to the sun.
You got that shadow coming in.
And then the way light workspeople, I don't know if y'all
know this, but the light, theway light works, that shit gonna
bounce off.
And now you're getting thelight from the, from earth too.
So that's like obviously youdon't you have like different,
different points where andthat's what they're talking

(42:45):
about like the different there'sdifferent shadows on on on the
surface and whatnot that makessense right there that makes
sense for me.
I don't know for some people,but some people don't be
clicking though, so so am I just.
Am I just gullible?

Speaker 3 (42:59):
let me see if I find one go ahead so right here,
people claim that astronautscould not have passed through
the van allen radiation beltswithout dying from radiation
exposure, and so what nasa wasable to do was they created a
space spacecraft that, likepassed through the belts quickly
enough, limiting exposure tolike non-threat or non-lethal

(43:20):
levels yeah so they pretty muchjust like all right, we're gonna
have to hit this area as fastas we can to get through without
with minimizing like radiation.
I mean, how hard is that?
To like say, like, how can youhave something like that?

Speaker 1 (43:34):
like throw the whole thing out like no, they were
supposed to do right now I knowwhat you're talking about, but I
said because they were coveredin that aluminum um they, the
holes were covered in that bro.
Like bro, people really bethinking like, oh, it's NASA,
bro.
Like they're doing theirresearch, bro.
They're, you know, they'redoing everything they can to

(43:54):
make sure people get up theresafely, bro, and motherfuckers
just like throwing faxes out thewindow, huh.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Bro.
It's because they get soblinded bro, they get so caught
up in it, this shit pisses meoff, bro.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
The more I think about it.
How the fuck are y'all thinkingthis way?

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Look, if I'm wrong, I'm willing to own up to it.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Right, they fooled me , right, right.
Bring us some proof.
Bring us some the studio Right.
Show us the studio, you know,because, honestly, yeah, but
it's just not In my mind.
It's like, it's like so, soeasy to just prove all the

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conspiracy, to just prove it.
Yeah, like, and it's crazy forpeople to believe like otherwise
.
You know, maybe just me, maybeI'm just like I said, maybe I'm
just too gullible, but it justmakes perfect sense for me like
it might just be because we havea what's that thing called I
don't know you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
You're talking about I thought you were going to say
a brain.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
Sorry, y'all we have wrinkles in our brain.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
No skin routine over here.
My shit not smooth y'all myshit.
Look like my nuts at man.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
I said nah On a hot summer day.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
On a hot summer day, a hot summer day.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
But what was them other ones that they were saying
, the?

Speaker 1 (45:19):
other one.
I got you the Kubrickinvolvement the suggestion that
the regular Stanley Kubrickfilmed the landings based on a
realistic space depiction in2001, a Space Odyssey.
The rebuttal is that Kubrick'sfilm realism stemmed from
consultation with astronomicalartists and aerospace engineers

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and the legit evidence for hisinvolvement is a hoax.
That makes sense, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
I have one that they said during the Apollo mission.
They placed like laserreflectors on the moon.
Oh yeah, I've seen that one too, and they said, the scientists
still bounce lasers off there tomeasure the distance from the
earth like bro.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
They were like bro they would take extra precaution
with everything that they werelike that they were doing.
They were planning ahead, bro,like almost like they knew.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Yeah, some motherfucker gonna say this shit
fake almost like they plannedit almost bro, almost like they
took their time to just almostlike there wasn't the whole uh
space race going on, with thepressure of soviet union trying
to get the space before the us,almost like they didn't want to
put major resources to stopanother country from getting to

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where they wanted to get beforethey almost, though almost
almost bro almost I hadsomething here, talking about
about what you were saying sothe soviet union actually
tracked the polo there you goand acknowledged the success.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
So if it were fake, they would have liked to expose
them like oh, that's not trueand back in the I don't know if
y'all remember about that timeback in the day them
motherfuckers were ready just toget on usa's uh imagine being a
like a russian or somethinglike, uh, like somebody of like
high power or something youcaught on the TV.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Fuck, crashing out like Drewski with his little
drink.
Fuck.
Oh yeah, man, fuck.
What are we going to do?
What are we going to do?

Speaker 1 (47:11):
That is crazy.
Send the monkey to space.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Didn't they do this?
Was it the Russians that saidthat?
Was it the Russians that saidthat?

Speaker 1 (47:18):
I think the US did that too.
Oh, the US did that.
No, because at the time it waswhat it was the Soviet Union
Chimpanzee or something likethat yeah they were sending.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
That's how they started, bro.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
That is crazy, bro.
Let me look at it real quick.
If I'm not mistaken I think I'mabout to say Earth the US sent
a dog and I think the Russianssent a chimpanzee, if I'm not
mistaken.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
I could be mistaken, I could just be talking about no
, I know they did send onebecause it was like famous.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
It could be a.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Rick and Morty episode too.
Oh no, it wasn't Russia thatsent it.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Oh, it wasn't Russia.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
They sent other animals like dogs.
Oh, they said other animalslike dogs.
Oh, okay, it says dogs areprimarily test subjects, not
chimps.
Oh, okay, the most famous wasLaika, the first living creature
to orbit Earth.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Oh shit Okay.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
It was the US that sent chimps, it was the US.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Okay, I had it backwards.
I had it backwards.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
It says Ham was the first chimpanzee to go to space.
Anos was the first and onlychimp to orbit earth I don't
know and he knows that I wasjust playing my fault y'all.
So you guys really just saidyou know what we?
We made it to space.
Fuck a lesson, a monkey, this Ilove the monkey up there.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
What the fuck Yo?

Speaker 3 (48:37):
What the fuck is all this?

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Bro, that is crazy.
Sorry, banging on the groundRight.
Nah, they got that.
There's this show that they'resaying monkey in space,
Motherfucker died out there.
Oh, no, no, no, he got fuckedup, Like something happened to
his suit and he broke off thespace station.
They see him up there fixingthe space station.
Yeah, it was the Russians.

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The Russians picked up the chip, bro.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Yeah they picked him up.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
It's a funny show.
I forgot what it's on, but ithas Michael Scott.
I forgot his name.
Yeah, they have him in there,but yeah, that happened in there
.
That happened in the show, damnthat's crazy, but there was
other things.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
What was?

Speaker 1 (49:20):
it yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
The people were saying that never happened with
the whole space station.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Oh, the other.
Okay, I got some evidence ofpointed moon landings.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
They actually do have like a space mission going on,
like not now, but they're goingto have like a space mission
going on, like not now, butthey're gonna have like a oh for
real expedition to the moonagain.
Oh for real.
Oh shit.
I think it's called artemis.
When are we going to the moonagain?
It says nasa is planning tosend humans back to the moon as
part of the artemis program,where the first crewed mission,

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artemis 2, currently scheduledfor september 2025 this mission
will send a crew of fourastronauts around the moon
testing the systems needed forfuture landing.
The artemis 3 mission, whichaims to land astronauts near the
lunar south pole, is currentlyscheduled for september 2026
damn, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
What a time to be alive.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Right.
It says NASA's Artemis programaims to establish a sustainable
human presence on the moon anduse it as a stepping stone for
future missions to Mars.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
That's it.
Hopefully we'll findtransformers and shit.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Hopefully the aliens finally lands like
jibber-jibber-jibber-jibber.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Right.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Blip it, blip it why?

Speaker 1 (50:38):
you crashing out.
I mean, why you?
Why you?

Speaker 3 (50:40):
landing on my moon for imagine some alien ym's.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Bro, you should be crazy.
Hit you with the ray gun, hityou with the go by just blasting
.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Alien nba uh, nba, young boy I have a couple fun
facts about the go ahead bro, goahead bro so the computer was
weaker than a modern calculatorlike the apollo guidance
computer.
Oh shit, according to somepeople they say it was like six
kilobytes or some people saylike 64 kilobytes of memory, and

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pretty much they said it waslike less powerful than a basic
calculator or a modern toasterwith a chip and they still put
up in the moon, they still didit.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
They still put up in the moon, they still did it.
Yo, that's up in the moon, theystill did it.
Yo, that's what I'm talkingabout.
That's what I'm talking.
Y'all saying thisaccomplishment, nothing.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
That's what y'all saying about these conspiracies
bro one thing about the humanswe're gonna make it happen.
We're gonna make it happen, bro.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
So just to spite another country this is usa baby
, especially if another countrytrying to do it before all right
.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
So neil armstrong almost ran out of fuel.
So when armstrong took manualcontrol of the lunar module to
avoid boaters, he landed withabout 20 seconds of fuel left,
or 10 about roughly 20 seconds,15 seconds or something like
that.
So mission control waspreparing for an abort.
If he hadn't touched down intime, he had to take control.
Bro, bro, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
And I feel that, bro, when I be riding that big van,
bro, and them motherfuckers beout of gas bro.
I just let off the gas and letit coast.
Bro, just coast that bitch.
Bro, shit, I'm gonna fuckingsay it Everybody step away.
Everybody lean toward the frontSit in the front.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Yo what it?
Ooh, bro, all right.
It says they left a lot ofstuff on the moon.
To lighten the load, astronautsleft behind camera equipment,
tools, the america flag and evena bag of human waste I was.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
That was another point that they left stuff in
the in the moon.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
Yeah, all right, so armstrong?
Oh no, I already told you.
I told you that one, um buzzaldrin, took communion on the
moon.
Aldrin, a Presbyterian elder,privately took communion right
after landing.
Nasa kept it quiet because of alawsuit over previous religious
activities in space.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Hmm.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
Who made it to space?
Wait, I was about to say Goddid, god did.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Hit it with that.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Who do you think we made it to space?
Damn bud.
That's crazy, all right, somoon dust smells weird.
So the astronaut said moon dustsmelled like burnt gunpowder
when it got into the lunarmodule.
That's pretty crazy, right that?
is yeah, I mean, it makes sense,it's getting blasted by, uh, by
the sun it says uh, theyaccidentally broke the circuit

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breaker switch that armed theengine to lift off.
Aldrin jammed a felt tip pin inthe hole to flip the breaker so
they could take off againthat's some nasty shit right
there, so a pin saved themission pretty much that's some
nasty shit right there.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Right, that should go hard, that's some rockstar
level.
Shit right there uh says.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
When armstrong and aldrin were on the surface,
Collins orbited alone in thecommand module for over 21 hours
, completely cut off from radiocontact.
Every time he passed behind themoon, he called himself the
loneliest human in history.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Right, so he was alone by himself.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
That is crazy, oh his space.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
By himself.
That is crazy, oh, his space byhimself.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
That was me.
I had a bus running in spacereal quick, but that was me.
I would propel myself that way,bro.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Why does it smell like gunpowder here, huh?

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Huh.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Falling asleep.
You're going to be knocked out.
Oh no, he's dead.
With the space suit on it'svitals, it's vitals.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
It's just the lower part of your space suit.
It's like supposed to be a onepiece, but yours is two piece
what the fuck is that hangingthere?
All right, it says.
A tiny silicone disc withmessages was left on the moon.
It contained goodwillstatements from leaders of 73
countries, including thismessage from the planet earth
july 1969 we came in peace forall mankind oh, that's hard,

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that's hard dr seuss, there'syou.
right, that's hard, but it'shard, all right.
So insurance covers signedenvelopes, all right.
The astronauts couldn't buylife insurance that would cover
them if they died on the mission, so they signed hundreds of
insurance covers, envelopespostmarked on launch day, that

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their families could sell ifthey didn't come home.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Oh shit.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
I really didn't understand that.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
But basically just insurance.
Right, there was thismotherfucker really just had.
Motherfuckers.
Do not waste minutes to sellinsurance, bro.
One thing about insurance whatis it called Agent?
They'll sell you the shit outof some insurance bro Right, for
real, bro.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
I had one tell me you need volcano insurance.
I looked at him.
I said you know what he mightbe on to something.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Oh, you know what he might be on to something.
Oh, it's a fallout 4-7,.
Bro, he knows something, Idon't.
He knows something I don't.
All right, motherfucker, knockon my door, bro, talk about you
need some volcano insurance.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
You might be on to something.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Yo, I just might cop it, bro.
There's no volcanoes aroundhere, but well, might as well be
insured, because you never know, you never know, you never know
, bro, you never know what'sgoing to happen, so I got
volcano insurance?
Oh, that is crazy.
Nah, I'm just joking.
I don't got volcano insurance.
No, no, oh, you don't, I do.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Just in case, he came to your house too.
He came to my house too, bro.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Just in case.
Bro, who didn't tell me Iwouldn't?
Just in case.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Cause, whenever y'all All melting and everything.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
I'ma be chilling.
The lava can't hit the house.
Oh, he got some insurance.
Guys, keep pushing, not thishouse.
He has volcano insurance Fuck.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
It's like we cover.
We cover lava Like only thelava Destroying your home.
But if your house Catching onfire, we don't cover it.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Yeah, that's some Insurance shit right there.
That is, that is some insuranceshit right there, right here in
the statement.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
I mean in the policy.
It says if your house is onfire, it's not because of law,
the fine print, bro.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
That is some insurance shit.
Yeah, he's dealt with thatbefore y'all.
That is the most insurance shitever right there.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
That's pretty much it .
That's all I have for the moonlanding.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Yeah, that's basically what happened, yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Y'all let us know what y'all think about the moon
landing.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Did we make it?
Did we not make it?
What y'all think?
Anybody says we didn't make it,y'all getting blocked.
Yo I'm just playing.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
No, let us know what y'all, let us know your theories
, or let us know why you thinkwe didn't make it.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
It's interesting, at least in their brain works like
it's it's.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
you know it's different right just to hear
what they especially if theyactually do have like
information, like actual, likefacts, to back their argument up
because I mean, they're justsitting there like no, then
let's like all right, you'reright, bro, we can't make it
give us some facts.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
You know, have let your brain flow.
Wow, wow, show your work,motherfucking, show your fucking
work.
Show your work, cite yoursources right, because, look,
you may be onto something, youmight know something.
I don't for real I was there.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
I was on the outside trying to bang on the glass to
get in.
I was the chimpanzee.
I was the chimpanzee Chimpanzeesmoking pipe now All right, so
we're going to go ahead and leadto the next subject.
You already know what time itis.
It's time for that.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Fear.
Is it all in your mind or couldit be real?
Welcome to Fear, fact orFiction.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Yes, yes, yes, you know what time it is it's spooky
time.
Oh, it's spooky time.
Oh, it's spooky time, bruh.
It's only three more monthstill Halloween.
Three more months and it'sHalloween.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
We're going to give them a special.
We're going to give them thatdress up special.

Speaker 3 (58:27):
We're going to do.
We're going to dress up forHalloween, we're going to do
something crazy.
I have the whole thing plannedout.
Oh real, no, I was like, ohshit, y'all see, I didn't pick
my game up.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
I want, I want to do so much, but we're gonna do the
whole month of october spooky,spooky, okay, okay straight
spooky I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
If I gotta get special guests on every episode,
so be it okay, okay, they gottadress up tight shit.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Okay, they gotta dress up tight shit, okay.
Okay, I'm down with that.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
That's, that sounds like a good idea and if they, if
nobody brings a costume, I'mbuying buying.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
We fucking them, uh-huh Huh.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
I might not bring a costume Me, neither.
I might just buy everybody likemaid outfits.
They want to bring nothing.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Oh, so we all fucking them.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
What was I saying?
Yeah, we'll figure it out.
Though We'll figure it out.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
I have a plan, though .
I like that.
I like that Did we do lastmonth?
We do the whole month.
Uh, scary too.
Or just like a couple two weekswhich one september no, like uh
, the last halloween episode didwe do it?
Yeah, we did like somethingbecause we did the uh I know we
had the scary, I know that, butI don't think we did the whole
month.
Uh, scary stuff, yeah, but wedid, oh shit, okay, we did the

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MTG.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
We had the, they had the Release the like Scary.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Oh yeah, that's right .
Oh yeah, that's right, that'sright, that's right.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Then we released the episode With three of y'all
Trying to escape the serialkillers.
That was another episode.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
That's right, that's right personal stories and then
the other one.
I can't remember what it wasbut all the the candy, the the
halloween candy or I might justdo like uh, I don't know I
figured out, we'll talk aboutwe'll keep y'all posted.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
We'll keep y'all posted, but y'all know what time
it is.
It's that fear, fact or fiction.
Fear is it fact or is itfiction?

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
that's what.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
That's what it's supposed to be but sometimes I
just say it too quick where it'slike fear, fact or fiction yeah
the thing is fear, is it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
fact or is it fiction or is it fiction?
Okay, that's what it's supposedto be, because I just be saying
the other way.
I ain't gonna lie.
Yeah, that's that's how I'll besaying that way, okay, so here
it is.
I know y'all been asking forthis the sheep's quatch.
What is it?
You may ask.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
I don't know what it is.
I imagine.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
I don't know my phone , just my phone.
I'm just looking at it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
I was about to say it says right here it's a Squatch,
but it's sheep.
I told you, bro, someday I'llmemorize my notes, bro, until
that day, all right, so this is.
God damn it, the Sheep Squatch,also known as the White Thing.
It's a woolly-haired cryptidreported across numerous

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counties in West Virginia,predominantly within the
southwestern region of the state.
The counties with the mostsightings are Boone, kanawha,
putnam and Mason, with the surgein sightings taking place in
Boone County during the mid1990s.

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It is described as being aquadruped about the size of a
bear, with entirely whitewool-like fur.
It has a long and pointed headsimilar to a dog, but with long,
several-like teeth and a singlepin set of horns not dissimilar
to those found on a young goat.

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Its forelimbs and paw-likehands similar to those of a
raccoon but larger, while itstail is long and hairless like
that of an opossum.
It is reputed to smell likesulfur, which has been
attributed through folklore tothe beast being born within the
TNT area in Mason County, likeone of the Mothman theories, to
the beast being born within theTNT area we covered this before

(01:02:17):
class In Mason County, like oneof the Mothman theories In 1994,
a former.
Oh, sorry, sorry, I'm alreadystarting with the Stories With
the counts.
Yeah, my bad.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
No, you're good.
Is that all the details you got?
Yeah, that's all the details.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Do you have any more details on?

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
no, you pretty much said all the stuff that I had
okay, okay, uh, I'm gonna goahead with the uh with the
accounts and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Let me see it oh wait go ahead, but go ahead, what
you got about tell me too.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Um, it's just like real quick of like what people,
what the general reports arethat people witness before you
get into the whole, into theactual act.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Yeah, yeah, my fault all right.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
So a very common thing in the themes of like the
stories that people have or likethe accounts they have with the
seep squatch, as they said, itoften wanders near water sources
like rivers, and oh, okay, okaythey said it is shy but fleeing
from humans, like it flees fromhumans when it's spotted.
Witnesses sometimes reportgrowling or hissing.
A few claim it can standbriefly on two legs before

(01:03:22):
dropping back down.
Uh, the creature's foul smellis frankly noted.
One account describes itwalking out of the wood,
splashing through a creek andthen vanishing into the brush
okay okay, so it's a creature.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
That's what they said .

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
That's what they said but I saw that people also said
that like, uh like, trying tolike disprove it.
They said that it couldprobably be like, uh like a bear
with mange or like an escapedlivestock or something like that
okay like that explains, butthen that wouldn't explain the
tale.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
The tale of all the horns, because they do say it
has horns.
That and the smell, I don'tthink a bear.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
I don't think so, but it was just like something that
people were saying yeah todisprove it.
But go ahead talk about that,okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
so in 1994, a former navy seaman say he had witnessed
the beast breaking through theum, uh, breaking through the
forest, though the white thingbreached the brush line and
nailed to.
J I'm like, what is this Eroticnovel?

(01:04:35):
It's erotica right here, bro.
The white thing breached thebrush line and nailed to drink
the creek here.
It drank for a few minutesbefore crossing the creek.
It could hold on.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
My fault, bro.
I didn't mean to throw off themojo.
My fault, my fault.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
My brain just starts going to like a third grader.
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
You can start over.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
All right here.
It drank for a few minutesbefore crossing the creek and
continuing on towards the nearbyroad.
The witness stated that heobserved the animal for a while
before it moved on into thesurrounding brush.
Within the same year, twochildren observed the creature
while playing in the yard withinboone county.
What they reported havingobserved looked like a large

(01:05:25):
white bear, yet in in this casestood up on its hind legs,
making it over six feet tall,presumably.
Uh.
It did so in a manner similarto bears trying to observe, as
opposed to walking bipedally.
Uh, startled by the children,the beast went off, uh, through
a forest, breaking medium-sizedlimbs off trees in its path.

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Uh.
The creature was next spotted ayear later, this time involving
a car.
A couple driving through boonecounty observed a large white
beast sitting in the ditchalongside the roadway.
As many curious passerbys mightdo in such a situation, they
stopped their car to get abetter look at it.
Insane, they came to describethe creature again as mostly

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similar to earlier depictions.
Yet they added that thecreature had four eyes, in stark
contrast to the last sighting,where the sheep squads fled the
scene.
The creature leaped out of theditch and started to attack the
car Fighting by the attack.
The couple drove off quicklyand once they arrived back at
their home they noticed largescratches on the side of the car

(01:06:30):
where the beast had attacked it.
Do you want me to keep going,or?

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
do you want to?

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
keep going, okay.
Um, do you want me to keepgoing or keep going?
Okay, uh, another incident in1999 involved a couple of
campers who were in the forestat night, again in boone county,
around the bonfire.
They eventually heard a ananimal snorting and scuffling
around the camp in a mannersimilar to an aggravated bear,
though it did not come into thelight of the campfire

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immediately.
All of a sudden, the sheepsquawks only charged out of the
darkness at the campers.
Reacting quickly, they jumpedup and ran back into their house
, all the while being pursued bysheep squawks.
The white thing stopped at theedge of the forest when they
crossed it and they let out aterrible scream.
It then turned around andheaded back into the woods.
The next, the campers returnedto their campsite and the trail

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home, finding it to be torn up.
They referred to it as likesomeone had tilled it up for
gardening.
Ok, I got the most recent.
I think the most recent one.
This was in 2015 in Folk's Run,virginia.
The beast was spotted once againin the forest of Appalachia,

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appalachia, appalachia,appalachia.
The creature was spotted closeto midnight by six campers
spending the night in the densewoods.
The beast was reportedly eightto nine feet tall, with the
shoulder length of four to feetfour to five feet, sorry.
One of the campers first sawthe beast at the top of a nearby
hill in a crouching position.

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Then it stood up and he alertedthe other campers.
Then it started running downthe steep hill towards the
campers, but they were separatedby the river that was flowing
through.
They looked in horror as theysearched for a way to cross and,
with no other option, began towade through the river.
They finally came out of thewater and the campers reported
that it appeared like a bipedaldog in the chest when it's fur

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wet from the river crossing.
It was like clumped up.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
You pretty much read all the stories I had.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
Oh, I did.
Oh shit, my bad bro here.
Cosmic Cone, my bad bro.
Then the loud gut-based screechwas heard about two miles off
from where they were.
Then the sheep squash looked upin shock, just high enough, so
the moonlight was in its faceand the campers looked on in
fear as it let out a patheticwhimper.

(01:08:56):
Then it ran in the oppositedirection of the noise.
The campers quickly packed andleft the reporter to the locals,
friend that it but fearing thatif the authorities were
informed they would be ridiculed.
That right there.
That for me is a big um, whatis it?
What is it called?
Uh, but like that makes mebelieve them more the fact that

(01:09:18):
they don't want to report it,because there's nobody gonna
believe yeah, it makes sense.
Yeah, and I mean that's mainlythe case with a lot of people
that see stuff like that.
They don't want to to tellanybody because they they fear
of being made fun of and allthat stuff like being uh
condemned or like outcasted, Iguess uh-huh, yeah, yeah, exiled
exactly just to be put as theloony person yeah, that's that,

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that for me, that's, that's abig one, because that's uh like,
like for me, like, let's sayfor me, if I would see that I'm
telling everybody, I'm tellingeverybody, I'm getting on
facebook, I'm getting on, bro,you're gonna see me on the couch
, butt naked.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
y'all won't believe what I saw Stands up.
What the fuck is that?

Speaker 1 (01:09:58):
Yeah, I'm telling you Not that but I got this crazy
story.
Yeah, I'll tell everybody, likeI don't give a fuck, call me
crazy, call me, but that's me,that's because I've dealt, like
in a sense, with something likethat on, like I want to sound
irregular, but like they haven'tyou know, they don't have the
experience to just see somethinglike that I can see them saying

(01:10:20):
, nah, they're gonna make fun ofme for for, for saying this.
So that for me, is a big it's.

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
It's big points to to believe in it that they
actually saw it yeah, I couldsee that, I could see some
people like just because, eventhen, when you have the stuff in
front of you like, even whenpeople people have like
poltergeist, activity like thisis completely different.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
Like, for example, like you can have stuff getting
slung out of your cup, like yourcabinets you can have your TV
like just cutting on, cuttingoff or fall down or or something
, and people still won't believeit because they're like, no,
it's not real.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
That's a good point that you put, especially with
the port poltergeist, becausethere is a.
We'll cover it.
But there is a that's apoltergeist case where it was
happening at the people's house.
They didn't want to tell nobody, but shit, the activity was
getting out of hand, right.
So they ended up telling,telling somebody oh oh, if I'm
not mistaken.
Uh, the kids were getting hurtand stuff like that.
So the school had to getinvolved because they were
seeing the kids getting hurt.
So when they pulled up to thehouse.

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You know she started breakingdown because they had been going
through it for a while.
So they started telling theschool like this is going on.
They did not believe the woman.
They took the kids away fromthe woman, thinking that the
woman was hurting the kids.
They had to have investigatorscome into the house and they

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were literally seeing stuffhappening in front of them and
they were trying thousands ofways to just prove that what
they were seeing damn they weresaying the house was settling
brought literally stuff gettingthrown.
They were saying that where sheputs the stuff it was too hot.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
So, bro, you haven't like you said, but you have all
the details in front of you andpeople still would not believe
you yeah, because I'm sure, likeeven then you have somebody
like not believing it in thatgroup, like, like I said, the
people saying that it was a bearor something.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
Somebody in the group is still going to be like oh,
it wasn't even anything.
It was probably just a bear orsomething.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Bro, we almost died For real, like I see that that's
a good.
What's it called like a a goodreason not to tell nobody, at
least for me, at least for mebecause you don't think like
anybody's gonna believe you yeah, y'all ain't even gotta believe
me the men in black willbelieve me.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
They'll tell me to be quiet and not say that it's
never, that it ever happened orwe gonna put you in the cell or
we're gonna have people throwglass in front of your door.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
Nah, I see a man in black reaching to his pocket.
I ain't know.
I'm about to get that lighttreatment.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
I'm about to get neuralized.
He's going to hit me with that.
I'm going to have my eyesclosed.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
If you close one eye, you only forget half the stuff.
What?

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
was it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
Who were they?

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
I can't remember who it was how did I forget my?
I mean, how do I forgetsomething, but my brain
remembers that I forgot.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
Bro, for real bro, shit.
It should be crazy how, justthat, you have something in
front of you you know, somethingthat you know is not natural,
something that's scaring theshit out of you.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
But the fear of nobody else believing you
overpowers you.
It'd be different if, if, likethey had like, because I get it
like some people like yeah, theymight be under the influence of
something right, right, okay,yeah but if somebody has like I
don't know, it's just the lookin their face, like that's what
they're saying about the mothman.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
Uh, when the kids pulled up the the car and chased
, the authors didn't believethem, but it was literally just
the the, the way their faceslooked when they were telling
the story that I was like okay,well, yeah, we'll look into that
, that ass.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
But same same shit, bro, same shit I feel like with
that, like just like from thebody language, or if there was
like hair or something on thecore or like a gash on the side
or something like that, thenthat's more that.
That just adds more to thelegitimacy yeah, yeah like me in
my opinion like if somebodywould say I ran into bigfoot.
All right, let me hear thisright then I would hear and then

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like just go from there prettymuch.
But if they had like somethinglike that, it would help me to
believe them a little bit more,right?

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
yeah, yeah, yeah yeah , yeah, Same same.
Me personally, yeah, yeah, same.
Nah, I'm with you on that, I'mwith you on that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
It's like you don't believe me.
Go outside right now.
Bigfoot literally just freakingsprawled on the front.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
Because he got freaking hit at 80 miles per
hour by a Nissan Altima, by aNissan it's always a Nissan
Altima with with uh ball tires,engine light on uh check uh no
oil in the in the engine butit's got some badass rims, but
it got some.
It got some spinners on thatbitch.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
Oh my god spinners that's pretty much it, right?
Yeah, it was really too muchabout it really wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Um, yeah, it really wasn't bro.
Yeah, my fault, I didn't meanto take your stories.
But yeah, like you said, therereally wasn't too too much, it
was just a count.
I wouldn't consider itdangerous at all.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
So what would you rate it?

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
I would rate it like a.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
I mean in terms of what it looks like, what it
could be yeah in terms of whatit looks like, yeah, I'd give it
a seven, but the fact that itdoesn't attack well, no people
did say it did attack them orscratched their car or stuff
like that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Well, it was just that one was just because people
got down and actually went upto the, because the other the
other stories were there werecame up to him and then saw them
.
Like one of them, the kidscreamed, scared it, and it ran
back into the woods and whatnotSee?
And that can't even be a bear,bro, because a bear would have.

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Depending on what bear it wasYou're right, a brown bear would
have gotten a black bear.
Yeah, you're right, bro.
You're right.
Damn Boy it's saying it's white, so you want to go a bear it.
Oh, you're right, damn Boy,it's saying it's white.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
So you want to go a bear, it'd be a polar bear.
Who said a polar bear in WestVirginia?
It could be.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
It could be, who knows?

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
You never know, you never know, you never know.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
But even that, white bears are some of the deadliest
bears out there, so kids wouldhave still the chance.

Speaker 3 (01:16:13):
Just going off.
Just going off, you know, Justgoing off scientific facts With
that gorilla.
Oh yeah, he's done.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Oh, that gorilla done , get me 200 packs.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
He's going to be asking for reinforcement.
Stop this man.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
That's him, officer.
Officer can get it too, fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
That's the man that throws glass on the road.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
It's Bayme, it's a glass bandit.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
I've been in front of you the whole time.
You could have got thatpromotion, but you let it slip
away.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Where the fuck was that phone?

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
Where the fuck did we take it?
Oh my god, it was from anepisode.
I can't remember what was it?

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
Was it the one when they knocked on my door For the
phone?

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
I think, oh yeah, yeah, was it that one?
Was it that one?
No, they got the sirens outthere, damn bro, they hacked our
shit bro.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
They found out bro.

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
They heard us.
For me personally, then I meanjust the way, like I said, they
described it would be a seven,but, like you said, it runs away
from people so seven, but likeyou said, it runs away from
people.
So it's kind of like docile,fuck it five, you got five on it
, fuck it bro.
I mean because it could eithergo.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
It could go either way if it attacked a seven okay,
let's just put this into or mytrip none I'm gonna throw this
just out there, just because allthe stories we know is the
stories that they ran away.
We don't know the stories ofsomebody actually got attacked.
You know what I'm saying.
So, like, if actually somebodygot attacked, you know that's,

(01:17:43):
but we don't got those reports.
You know, somebody probablycould have been out there, and
I'm just speculating.
I'm just speculating Somebodycould be in the woods.
Sheep Squatch encountered aSheep Squatch Dead, you know.
But Watch Dead, you know.
But we don't know that.
We won't know if it's like thedeadliest, you know.
So what are you giving.
I'm just going to base all theinformation I have.
I give it like a three.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
You can't even argue with that, bro.
You know it doesn't really havemuch accounts of it attacking.
Attacking, yeah, I mean it doesin some stories, yeah that one
that we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
But yeah, that one that we're talking about.
But, like I said, but they seenit on the side of the road.
Let's say it's a bear.
You see a bear on the side ofthe road.
Why the fuck would you get outyour car to go?
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
But other than that it's not doing anything.
Other than that it's not doinganything, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
But I feel, maybe, maybe, let's just say it's an
animal, animal action is goingto attack whatever's coming
towards that.
But yeah, compared toeverything else and compared to
the facts that we don't actuallyhave, like facts of shit
actually getting fucked up, I'mjust going to call it a three.

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It's huge, it's ugly, it couldbe dangerous, but the stories
are just saying like, uh,everyone, it'll run away before
it attacks.
So that's why I give it like a,like a three no, I can.

Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
I can, I can respect that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
Let's give it a like you said, like, yeah, like
visually the way it looks, yeah,that's like saving.
That, yeah, sounds awful.
But what it's doing, it's it'srunning away.

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
That's serious yeah, no, I agree y'all.
Let us know what y'all thinklet us know if y'all have any
stories about the seep squash orany rumors or anything you
heard growing up, especiallyanybody listening from virginia
or west virginia, um, or, inboone, wherever it was, that
boom yeah, boom y'all let usknow if y'all have any more
details or stories or oranything like that, or what
would y'all rate it?
What would y'all rate the sheepsquat?

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
oh, what do y'all know?
What do y'all know that I don'tknow?
Maybe you are the sheep squashwe're coming for you and we're
looking for you now, this saidit has a screen, though this has
a big screen all right, sothat's gonna lead off to the
last subject.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
Then we're gonna go ahead and close it out at the
boom.
Perfect, you already know whattime it is.
It's time to cut the lights off.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Go ahead bro.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
Cut the candles on.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
Get the world out Make intense eye contact.
Yeah, then he came out, lockhim now.
Oh sorry, sorry sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
Story time.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
Story time.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Whoa, whoa, put your pants back on.
Whoa, put your socks back on.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
Why are my socks on my hands?

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
I'm God, what the fuck.
Start making your socks talklike puppets Next time.
I'll try that Next time duringthe act.
I'm going to just take my socksoff and start.
You want some of that?
I don't want no of that.
You want some of that you aboutto get some of that, all right
All right, guys, I'm sorry, yeah, you're about to get some dude?

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
alright, guys, I'm sorry.
Yeah, jaheer, done lost it.
I'm a child at heart, guys.
Alright, bro, so go ahead tellthe people what this subject is
they love it, they love this,they love this.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
We're just gonna tell scary stories, scary videos or
whatever we've seen.
We're just gonna just cross itout with that, really just.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
I had scary videos in mind but I was like that's too
much work, I'm just gonna,because I usually watch scary
videos, but it's like I haven'thad the time to do it, but I
just did scary stories and stuffthat's gonna be easier.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Yeah, um, I'm uh, I'm gonna tell you a story.
Not well, I'm gonna describe avideo.
Does that make sense?
Yeah and then I'll send.
Well, I think I already sent toyou, but I said I'll send to
you again, just if you want toupload it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
On everything.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
So let me start.

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
Go ahead, you go ahead.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
So I'm going to start off with the video.
So this is dude, that.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
You have the video?
Yeah, I have the video.
Put it on TV and then we canwatch it real quick, and then
I'll just cut it out Perfect,and we can live commentate on it
.
While you do that, I'll talk,I'll just, uh, cut it out,
perfect, perfect, perfect, andwe can live, live commentate on
it.
While you do that, I'll talkabout the first go ahead, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
That way you can get all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
Yaya was gonna put it on the big screen.
Since now we have the bigscreen, uh, let's see.
Alright, this one's called umthe witch of catemaco, I think
that's how you say it.
So in the steamy lowlands ofveracruz there is a town that's

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been called the capital ofwitches, catemaco, I think
that's how you say.
It has always been a placewhere superstition clings to
every doorway.
The locals speak of brujas,witches who can heal or curse
with equal, equal skill.
Sorry, but some stories standout among all the others.
In the summer of 1983, a youngcouple, santiago and alma, moved

(01:22:26):
to catemaco from puebla.
They rented a small whitewashedhouse on the outskirts of town,
near the edge of the jungle.
Alma was pregnant with theirfirst child and they were eager
to start their new life.
But almost immediately, strangethings begin to happen which is
like a common thing.
That, yeah, I was about to sayusually like you could have,
like nothing happening, butusually like, if you have a

(01:22:47):
child or like your significantother is bearing a child, it's
which is, which is common foryou to start encountering things
like having it attracts.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
It attracts the paranormal.
Honestly, honestly, yeah,especially in mexico, I don't
know why, bro right.

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
I guess it's, because I don't know, this is like a
whole conspiracy behind thatitself, or like belief, I guess
all right.

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
So the first week you already found a video yeah, I
found the video you're gonna puton the big.
Oh, you can go ahead.
Finish the story.
I'll put on the next one allright.

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
So the first week santiago woke up to find their
back door standing wide open,though he had bolted it before
bed.
Then came the noises scrapingalong the walls and what sounded
like bare feet shufflingthrough the kitchen at night.
Oh, I don't want to try tobrush it away as animals, but
one morning she found a smallpatch of animal bones and herbs
hanging from their front gate,bounded with twine oh, hell no.

(01:23:51):
Oh no.
At the foot of their bed stooda woman, her hair long, hanging
wet across her face, her handstwisted and clawed, like she
whispered something in thelanguage Alma didn't understand.
When Alma tried to scream, shefound she couldn't move For days
after Alma became sick, herskin turned gray and she could
not keep food down.
Local doctors said there was noexplanation.

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Finally, in desperation,santiago went to a curandandero,
a healer in town known as aknown to break curses.
The old man performed a limpia asin, a cleansing ritual.
He clanned, he passed an eggover alma's body and chanting,
chanting prayers, and when hecracked it into the bowl the
yolk was black as tar.
She has cursed your house, thehealer.

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If you stay, your wife andchild will die.
They packed their belongingsthat night as they were leaving.
Santiago glanced back and sawthe woman again Standing among
the trees, her mouth stretchedand a smile too wide for a human
face.
They never returned to Catemaco.
Alma recovered slowly, but shecarried a deep fear in her heart

(01:24:55):
for the rest of her life andthe little white house remained
empty.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
Its windows boarded up until it finally collapsed
under the weight of the vinesand time, uh, let me, let me,
let me, let me just enter.
Uh, yeah, let me, uh, let mesay something if y'all, if y'all
ever find like something likethat, like a little pouch with
bones, essentially that's,that's uh seasoning they must
want me to eat this what a nicename, yeah yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
It's too easy, this is too easy the, the um, like
the little me instantly shittingout the curtain.
What the hell.

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
The witch, when the, when the spirits tell it he ate
it.
He what he did.
What there Bro.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
He ate it.
He's outside, he's eating.
What's more?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm
sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'msorry, I'm sorry, I'm some
animation use their scratching,but hey, this was good.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
You have any more.
Just looking at you indisbelief.
He's a chosen one.
But yeah, if there's anyseasoning packets in your house
or like, if y'all found stufflike that, that's that's what we
call trabajos.
What would that be translated?
If y'all find stuff like that,that's what we call trabajos.
What would that?

(01:26:22):
Be translated Like a totemRight.

Speaker 3 (01:26:26):
It'd be like a oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
There's a word for it .

Speaker 3 (01:26:33):
Kind of like effigy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
In layman's terms, it's a tactical insertion, in
lamest terms.
Okay, so basically it allows it.
It's marking this territory of,like you know, this is what I
want.
So you know, when he burned it,big mistake, big mistake.
Whenever you find stuff likethat, don't touch it, don't

(01:27:00):
touch it with your hands, don'tum, don't fucking pick it up,
especially don't fucking burn it.
The moment you burn it, you'reessentially letting it come like
, come inside you.
You're essentially letting ituh I'm not sure if you let it,
letting it uh, approach thehouse even more or anything, but
I know if you burn it, you justwhatever possibility you have

(01:27:20):
of of figuring out what it couldbe, yeah figuring, yeah,
something like that.
It you basically, just you,basically, essentially, you just
fucking yourself over Use, use,intensify that.
That that work.
I, I'm losing the word for whatit is.
Yeah, don't burn it.
If you see what you think iswitchcraft or anything like that
, don't burn the statue,whatever it has.

(01:27:40):
I can't think of the word.

Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
Take a picture of it, put it on Reddit.
We'll all figure it outtogether as a collective.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
Send it to the Cosmic Co email.
We'll get back to you To 10.
We'll do a PSA.
We'll get back to.

Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
Guys what is this?

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
guys, depending on your expedited stuff, you just
tell us.
You just tell us how fast youwant to respond.
So if you do like next day,I'll just type in.

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
Wild and if I get it, I'm just going to type in Thai
shit.

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
And then we'll post it on Instagram.
Alright, go ahead.
My fault, my fault.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
But just don't touch that type of stuff.
It's never good.
Bags with bones and stuff likethat is clearly witchcraft stuff
.
Just don't touch it.
Just the best thing to do, Ibelieve don't quote me on this
try to take it out of your housewithout touching it.
Get a stick, hit that shit outthe house, some shit like that.

(01:28:43):
Throw away the stick likethat's the best thing you can do
.
Don't even touch it.
Apart from that, don't touch it.
Don't don't do nothing likejust try to get out of your
house because the way it's setup it's like your house is like
your sanctuary, it's like likeyour safe zone.
This is in gaming terms.
Your house is the hard point.
They put that little bag rightthere of witchcraft.
They're contesting the hardpoint.

Speaker 3 (01:29:05):
Dang.

Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
You don't want the hard point contestant.
You got to get them out ofthere you got a spawn cat you
got a spawn cat.
Yeah, jesus, fuck what up.

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
What an explanation.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
It's a new jam, but it's a new jam, top of the
explanation.
You feel me it's the easiest Tolearn this.
But yeah, that's yeah.
Don't Highly recommend, don'ttouch that type of stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
I ain't know that.
Oh, about that.
Oh the witch.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
Yeah, don't touch it.
Don't even touch it With yourbare hands.
I had a.
I had a one of my aunts.
They had done something likethat to her and she touched it.
She went to it into an athleticshock and they needed a whole
like witch, like another witch,to come in there and like clean
her and everything.
It was insane.
Yeah, it was insane.

(01:29:52):
That was pretty crazy.
Off a feather, bro, just onefeather, damn.
Oh wait, I think you did.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
I think I told you I think about that, but uh, yeah,
don't yeah don't, it was insane.

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
Yeah, it was insane.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
Damn that's pretty crazy Off a feather, bro.
Just one feather, Damn.
Oh wait, I think you did tellme about that.
I think I told you.
Yeah, you did tell me aboutthat.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
But yeah, don't be touching that topic.
You usually can feel like theaura coming off of it.
You can feel like, nah, thisisn't good, just throw it away,
shoot it broom, slip it away,throw the broom across the fence
you good now.
You good, you straight.
What happened?
Oh he?

Speaker 3 (01:30:19):
peed Snowball.
What the fuck dude?
Oh my goodness.
No, he peed right there.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
You know what that means.
Boy 18 lashes to the bananas.

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
I got to clean that up.

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
I'll leave it for right now.

Speaker 3 (01:30:34):
That man really said ah, let me stretch my legs, Let
me go ahead and he's marking histerritory, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:30:41):
It's not even full P, but he's just marking his
territory.
Get your boxing arms, man.
But yeah, bro, Damn bro.

Speaker 3 (01:30:50):
That shit's crazy right there, bro you got the
video yeah my fault?

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
Yeah, my fault.
Oh, it changed.

Speaker 3 (01:30:58):
We're about to watch this scary video.
Yaya's about to put it On thebig screen, and then we're gonna
Tell y'all what we see andwhat's happening.
We're gonna describe it Play byplay.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
It's not working.
Hold on, give me a second.

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
It never existed it never existed.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
There it is.
I don't know why I was taking asecond to hook up to it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
We're going to watch it right here, but if y'all go
to the YouTube channel wheneverI decide to upload it, I'll have
the video posted up on there.

Speaker 1 (01:31:24):
Or if I make the TikTok clip Let me send it to
you before I forget to.
I'll send it to you Instagram.
Yo, what the fuck?
There it is.
Come on now.
Stop playing with me there.
It is Okay, hold on.
I feel like I was working lateon some drywall when this was

(01:31:44):
captured.

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
I came across something that was really cool
and I feel like it sets thishouse apart.
The reason why I'm just nowfounding this crawl space is
because of this draw wall.
The owner she had this throwwall covering the crawl space.
That's not the cool thing aboutit.
Now I want y'all to check thisout.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
So while I was here, I found this, and I also found
this extra space right here.
We'll have a vent right there.

Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
I think I just heard some footsteps.
I'm over here waiting for likea jump scare, not any jumpscares

(01:32:56):
.
This can't be a squatter.

(01:33:21):
You know I was worried, Okayhold on.

Speaker 1 (01:33:22):
I'm tripping, hold on .
Maybe it's because I got thison.

Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
What.

Speaker 1 (01:33:26):
You can hear footsteps.
You can hear them like running.
Can you hear it?

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
It said that there were footsteps.
Wait hold on, hold on, I'mgoing to fast forward a little
bit.

Speaker 1 (01:33:37):
You can hear them hold on.

Speaker 3 (01:33:51):
Yeah, you can hear them hold on, so you can hear
him home.
Yeah, you can hear him home so.

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
Okay, I'll trip on that.

Speaker 3 (01:34:47):
Okay, okay, I'm going to pause it.
Okay, impossible, okay, so, umso, pretty much, the video was
uh, this person that was doinglike renovation, they were doing
like the draw wall andeverything, and the draw wall
was covering up this.
Uh, we're not covering it up,it was blocking this cross space
but that's a weird cross-baseddoor.
I've never seen nothing likethat.
It actually seems like there'slike more storage underneath in
that cross-based area becausethe cross-based door is inside
the house.
I've never seen that before.

(01:35:09):
That looks like something theyjust store like spices or
something right or like so.

Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
So let me tell you what I what I heard when I first
, uh, heard that video, bro.
I could hear like the footstepsof, like you can legit hear the
pushes.
I don't know if it's if it wasmy headphones maybe right, yeah,
but you can clearly hear likethe footsteps or something like
running, like running up.
Uh, when I when I heard thevideo, I was like, yeah, I'm
gonna save it, I'm to save thisone.
But yeah, so everythinghappened because stuff was in

(01:35:40):
front of him.
He started moving stuff aroundto look in that crawl space and
then people were saying that helet something out of the crawl
space.
That's why the crawl space washidden.
Because the lady apparently hadstuff in front of the crawl
space and he moved it, andthat's how he started it, oh wow
shoot so.
So people are saying because inthe comments here let me go you
okay going through the commentsreal quick.

(01:36:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, like, maybe that's why Iwas caught with the drywall.
He left something out, got abad feeling about the car space,
something happened there.
Um, I hear a whisper when hewas inside the little room.

(01:36:23):
Um, yeah, stuff like that, but Iheard if um, maybe on trip, but
maybe it was another video, butnah, it was this one.
I could have sworn um, whereyou can clearly hear like the
footsteps of something runningout and it's under running
through the house.

Speaker 3 (01:36:38):
Oh, okay, okay, Whenever he opened the door.

Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
Uh-huh After he opened the door, because, like,
yeah, after he opens the doorand goes inside, you can hear
something like run behind him,run like runs Like.
You can hear like barefootsteps like running.
And then you can hear like andthen, um, you can hear like
walking, running through thelike, run through the house.

Speaker 3 (01:36:58):
But I guess, maybe because it's a tv and maybe like
the audio settings are not setup to like, uh, like to pick
that top box stuff up, yeah,well, like we said in the video
I mean we're, I was describingit uh, the dude found the thing
the crawl space and he went inthere and showed everything.
Then, as soon as he was underthere, he heard footsteps above
and according to y'all you, youcould hear the footsteps running

(01:37:21):
.
So the dude goes out toinvestigate and as he's peeking
up, he's peeking across, likeover the edge of a door frame,
and he hears somebody whisperingyeah, here's somebody with,
here's like a girl girl whispersomething, but I can't make out
what she's saying yeah, I can'tuh and then, as he goes back to
the front door and looks back atthe crawlspace door, it's

(01:37:43):
slowly starting to open byitself and he just takes off
running.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
That's the reasonable , that's, we gotta get the fuck
out, don't, don't, guys?
Do not, do not, do not stayhere for uh right, it's pretty
crazy right there.

Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
Yeah, people be having some crazy encounters,
bro.
That's actually pretty crazy,that's tough and by himself too.

Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
Look, he drive on by himself at night too.
Bro, crazy I've been going.

Speaker 3 (01:38:03):
Yeah, light that bitch up we gotta go we gotta go
bro y'all let us know if y'allhave some crazy videos or
stories like this.
That's actually pretty crazy tosee.

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
Pretty interesting stuff you want to keep, want to
leave them back down, or I?

Speaker 3 (01:38:16):
don't know, you got.
You got another video, is thatit?

Speaker 1 (01:38:18):
uh, no, that was just one.
The other video I had was justthe audio, but I don't, it's
like a scary.
I can tell you the storybecause it's in spanish.
I can tell you the story for umof that video.
Um, so for that one it's aperson telling his story.
So, uh, he was in me, he was,let me see.

(01:38:38):
Okay, so the guy telling thestory, he's telling it from his
dad's point of view and his dadwas telling him when he was over
there.
He used to wake up in themorning, you know, milk the cows
, and he had this little donkey.
He had a donkey with him thatwould like deliver the milk to
town and he would sell the milk.
That you know, know, that's howhe would make money.

(01:39:00):
So he says one day he uh, thehe went to get the donkey in the
morning.
You know he gets up, you go seeit, um, and the donkey's just
standing there like cold, likehe, like it was just standing,
weird.
So he went to touch the donkey.
The donkey was cold, like justcold, cold, right.
So he gets his his dad, and hesaid, hey, look the dog,

(01:39:21):
something's wrong with thedonkey, you know.
So the dad, the dad, his dad islike, yeah, we, um, that donkey
is no good anymore.
He's, he's a hollow and hedidn't understand that at first,
right, right.
So he's like we got to bury him.
So they killed the donkey.
They buried the donkey, right,you know everything was going

(01:39:42):
well for that the next morning.
You know, now he has to get upextra early because now he won't
have the donkey help him carryall the milk and everything.
Now, right, so he gets up evenextra early.
I think it was like 3 in themorning.
He gets up to start milking thecows.
Early.
I think it was like 3 in themorning.
He gets up to start milking thecows, start getting everything
ready, right, because now he hasto make the trip all the way
down to town by himself.
He goes into the barn house,the donkey is milking the cow.

Speaker 3 (01:40:07):
Oh shit.

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
And he's shocked there for a second right and he
doesn't know what to do.
And he, like, the donkey turnsaround, sees him, he takes a
bite out of the cow, like, andrips his leg off, runs into the
woods like into, yeah, into thewoods, that's whatever, whatever
it was.
But he runs away.

(01:40:30):
So he said, but the donkeydidn't look just a regular
donkey, it looked like deformed,it looked like it looked like
crazy, right.
So, uh, you know, he runs tohis dad, you know, tells him
what happens.
And so the old man's like, yeah,I, I figured, I figured it was
around, like doesn't tell himwhat it is.

(01:40:50):
But he says I figured it wasaround.
So now he tells him okay, getyour stuff, we gotta get out of
here.
So he go, he, they kill the cow, they can't eat the cow because
it says the cow's already, uh,the cow's already been
contaminated and um, so theykill the cow, uh, just bury it.

(01:41:11):
And then he goes and apparentlyhe saw the body of the donkey
still in the grave.
So and his dad starts choppingup the donkey's body and he
tells him he's like look, thisis, have we?
We haven't covered now wallace,have we?

Speaker 3 (01:41:28):
I don't think we have right.

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
Okay, so now wallace is kind of like a shapeshifter,
but but he tells him this isn'ta wallet, this is bigger than
that.
And he then ended up spreadingthe remains of the donkey,
whatever, all cut up andeverything.
The only thing that was leftwas a hoof and he kept the hoof
and he spread the remains allacross the land and whatnot, and

(01:41:53):
then ended up burning thestable and I think the house
went up in flames too.
They're like, because we can'tbe, like they didn't want nobody
else being there, so okay, sothey leave.
And after that, um reportsstarted coming in of of animals
going missing, but likemutilated and stuff like that,

(01:42:15):
and everybody was saying that itwas the uh, chupacabra.
But they knew that at least heknew.
He said he knew it wasn't thechupacabra, he, because he said
he saw what, what actually wasthe, the thing that was killing
everything.
But yeah, that's, that was.

Speaker 3 (01:42:28):
That was their story dang, that's pretty crazy right
there I.

Speaker 1 (01:42:31):
I had never heard something like that.
I can't, I really don't knowwhat it could be.

Speaker 3 (01:42:35):
That was uh that shit's crazy, bro.
Waking up, you freaking.
See a donkey milking a cow.
What the hell is this?

Speaker 1 (01:42:41):
and then it tears off his leg just one bite hell.

Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
No, bro, people be seeing some crazy shit but it's,
it's crazy, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:42:50):
It's crazy.
I got the audio.
You won't listen to the audio,oh no no, I believe you bro, I
believe you, it's that one.
Yeah, it's just audio, yeah,it's no video, it's AI like
images, but it's just somebodytelling like, telling just like
they.
I think it's another channelthat just dedicates itself to,

(01:43:10):
yeah, posting scary stuff.
I tell you like that, but yeah,it's nothing apart from that.

Speaker 3 (01:43:14):
Damn bro, you had some good stuff.
That's what I was hoping tohave some good stuff like that
bro but.
I ain't got nothing.
I'll do better on the nextepisode.

Speaker 1 (01:43:20):
No, no, you good bro All right.

Speaker 3 (01:43:22):
So this one's called.
I'm going to do one more theWitch of Sierra Madre, high in
the Sierra Madre Occidental,near the border of Durango, lies
.
In the Sierra Madre Occidental,near the border of Durango,
lies a place so remote that eventoday, a few roads reach it.
Among the scattered ranchos,one family story has become a

(01:43:43):
cautionary tale, whispered byold men in cantinas and by
mothers to their children.
So in 1955, when a ranchernamed Manuel Herrera married a
young woman named Isabella, shewas bright and strong-willed,
but she suffered from strangedreams, visions of an old woman
who'd sat by her bed combing herhair with fingers like thorns.

Speaker 1 (01:44:06):
Oh hell no.

Speaker 3 (01:44:08):
At first, manuel dismissed it.
The mountains are full ofstories, he said.
But then things began to happenthat he could not ignore.
Their chickens were found deadin perfect circles, their necks
broken, their well turned foul,overnight filled with the stench
that made them like, made themsick from smelling it all right.
So one dawn manuel woke up tofind isabella standing in the

(01:44:30):
yard in her nightgown.
Her hair was soaking wet,though no rain had fallen.
She was sobbing without sound,her eyes staring at something he
could not see.
That afternoon a neighbor cameto warn them.
There is a bruja on these hills, she said.
They said she can claim awoman's mind if she desires
revenge.
Did you cross her?
Isabella could only shake herhead.

(01:44:52):
For weeks the family triedeverything, prayers, herbs, even
moving Isabella's bed to adifferent room, but each night
she would wake with new bruiseson her arms.
She whispered that the witchcame to her in her dreams, her
face covered in a veil ofspiders, her voice promising to
take everything she loved.
The final night, isabella woke,screaming so violently that

(01:45:13):
Manuel had to hold her down ashe did.
Her body grew cold and shelooked at him with pupils that
were not her own Pupils, narrowas a snake's.
She spoke in a rasping voice Iwill take your wife.
And then she collapsed.
She never woke again.
Manuel buried her on the hillbehind their home.
In his grief he sought out anold curandero who told him the

(01:45:38):
witch had bound isabella'sspirit in the house.
The only way to break her herhold was to burn everything she
had touched and abandoned theland.
Manuel did as he was told.
He set fire to the house,watching the flames consume the
rooms where they had built thelife together.
As the roof fell in, some saidthey heard it.
They heard a woman scream,rising above the crackling wood

(01:45:59):
scream that was oh shit.
Oh shit, oh fuck that.
Locals say that if you standthere at night you can hear two
voices in the darkness, oneweeping softly and another older
voice whispering your name.

Speaker 1 (01:46:20):
Oh, fuck that, Fuck that.
That one gave me shivers.

Speaker 2 (01:46:23):
That's pretty crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:46:25):
That one gave me goosebumps.
That's pretty crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:46:26):
That's it that gave me a little.

Speaker 1 (01:46:27):
ooh, that's spooky.
I like comparing not comparingin a sense, but I like finding
similarities in stories Likewhat you said said, like they're
like burning, that you knowthey're burning the house.
and then the other story theyburnt they burnt their house
like I just it's like stuff likethat I look for, like in
stories, where I'm like there'slike a there's a truth to it,

(01:46:50):
you know, because you knownobody will burn their own house
.
You know that's that's.
You know, whether you rich orpoor, like that, having a house
is it's, you know it's.
It's a big thing having yourown house and to burn the board.
Uh bro, it's that's it.
I believe it like it makes itmakes.
It makes it like what they weregoing through was honestly like

(01:47:11):
affecting them to, to, to agreat level.

Speaker 3 (01:47:13):
I agree that's.
That's crazy, though, bro, likethe fact that she even, uh,
lost her life, but she said thatthe witch was like only came
for people that she wanted toget revenge on.
So they must have, oh they musthave done something for you.

Speaker 1 (01:47:26):
I didn't even think about that.
That's uh, yeah, that's.
That's that I heard a storylike that today, too, about
someone like that, that, uh,that the witches were only like
they wanted something from them,they were getting like revenges
and stuff like that, and it waslike the same.
I didn't think about thateither until the person said it
too Like they must have donesomething to them to have the

(01:47:47):
witch attack you and stuff likethat.
That's crazy.
That's crazy, right there.

Speaker 3 (01:47:53):
What you got bro.

Speaker 1 (01:47:54):
Yeah, I got another one, bro.
Okay, so this one.

Speaker 3 (01:47:58):
You said this is the one about your mom, this is the
one about my mom, this one alittle bit.

Speaker 1 (01:48:03):
Y'all might not believe this one.
This one it's a little bit moreon the mystical side of things,
okay.
So well, first of all, it'sscary, it's semi-scary, it's
semi-scary, but like the stuffthat happens in it is so.
So my mom, when she was little,she they let up.

(01:48:26):
They used to move a lot whenthey were little and when they
were very little they used tolive literally in the middle of
the woods in this small villageprobably like a mexican story,
in a small village in the woods.
But uh, apparently in thatvillage it uh there was like a
lot of stuff that would, um,like a lot of like, yeah,

(01:48:50):
paranormal stuff.
But so there was this riverthat would go, that would, that
would like pass through.
Yeah, it was like at the side ofthe town, something like that.
But the thing is that therewere alligators across that
stream, right.
Apparently they said it washuge alligators, but the
alligators would never cross tothe other side of the village

(01:49:13):
but they would literally becleaning clothes, playing in the
river, everything, everything,but the alligators would never,
would never cross.
That was one thing.
The other thing was thatrandomly, these huge flowers
would appear on the water likejust floating.
I gotta know we're just huge,huge flowers.
The other thing that wouldappear in the water would be

(01:49:34):
these fishes with both theireyes on one side.

Speaker 3 (01:49:38):
Oh shit.

Speaker 1 (01:49:39):
So my mom saw these things right, you know, being
little.
She started asking questionsand the answer she got was that
that water was enchanted, thatyou know that from the tops
there were witches and thewitches, witches.
Everything that they would dotheir magic and everything they
would do would wash off.

(01:50:00):
they would throw their stuffinto the river oh damn so
apparently it was a mystic, likethat water was like, in the
sense, like mystical.
It was like it was full of likethat type of energy, but it
wasn't just like bad witches,like good witches and stuff, but
they were all I'm not sure ifit's their work or whatever that
would just throw into the waterso like infiltrate through
there, right, so they would seestuff like that.

(01:50:20):
The other stuff they said thisis what I'm saying it's like
mystical, it's like not asbelievable as the other stories.
I believe it, but you know, forsome other people might not
that's crazy, because you saidthey washed their clothes in
that river the only thing wasyou couldn't be out at night
near that river.
That was the only, that was theonly catch, but apart from that
you could.
You know, they said it was safe.

(01:50:41):
Like that water was safe, like,but the car like the other,
like the main thing was thealligators, crocodiles, whatever
, they wouldn't cross that water, like they would just stay on
their side but they wouldn'tcross it.
But supposedly they said thatyou could see sirens like
mermaids in the water Damn andthat they will come up and steal

(01:51:02):
men from the village.
At night, at night.
So my mom would hear these whenshe was little and she wouldn't
believe it.
She was like so the story goesthat one night, apparently one

(01:51:26):
guy he started hearing like alullaby and so he got up.
You know he lived in the housewith his brothers, you know his
parents.
He just got up and they talkedto him, like they saw him and he
looked like in a trance.
Like he said, like he's likey'all hear that.
And they were like what are youtalking about?
He's like that song.
That song is like beautiful,it's a beautiful song.
And they're like bro, what areyou talking about?

(01:51:47):
And they were playing with likewhat did you smoke?
Like what are you talking aboutsong?
He's like, bro, there's no song, what are you talking about?
But they said they looked athim and he was just like I think
he was sick.
He had been sick, but that wasthe healthiest he had seemed in

(01:52:09):
a long time.

Speaker 3 (01:52:10):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:52:11):
And so he walked out the house and his brothers
actually they didn't even botherhim because they were like you
know, he hasn't been out of thehouse for a while, you know, you
know he probably needs somefresh air or whatever, so he
leaves.
You know he ended up he leaves.
They didn't pay much attentionto him Around.

(01:52:33):
I don't want to say 3 in themorning because 3 in the morning
sounds too cliche, but aroundthe early morning, you know,
they just hear screaming andthey started looking for him and
he was like they had like somecars like old junk cars that
would just park there, like oldbus that would take them to town
and stuff like that.
But it was just parked there,it wasn't working.

(01:52:56):
They found him screaming likeinside the bus damn so they went
to him and they're like youknow, uh, you know what happened
.
What happened was, uh, and hesaid he's like, they're real,
they're real.
He's like what are you talkingabout?
He said I saw one.
I said one of what he's.
I saw a mermaid.
I saw a siren.

(01:53:16):
No, they call them sirens.
Yeah, because, um, he's like, Isaw a siren, said one of what
he said I saw a mermaid.
I saw a siren.
No, they call them sirens.
Yeah, because he's like, I sawa siren.
They're like, bro, what are youtalking about?
But he said they said that helooked distraught, like dead at,
like distraught, distraught,and he started following it.

(01:53:41):
He started following it and hestarted like something was
calling him towards the waterand something inside of him was
telling him not to go into thewater.
And he said he saw thisbeautiful woman by the bus,
inside the bus.
She was sitting inside the busand she was calling him.
So he went inside the bus.
He's like I've never seen you.
Who are you, you know where?
And the girl was like shewouldn't talk, but she was just

(01:54:04):
like begging him to come and themusic started getting louder.
He started walking towardsthere but something was telling
him like like no, this isn'tcorrect.
Moment he got close, the uh, hesaw her for like she really was
, and he said he saw like thelegs there were like like a fish
, like a fish's uh tail, butshe's.
But he said once he actuallygot close, she wasn't pretty,

(01:54:27):
like she was, like her face waslike she was old, she didn't
have like regular teeth, it waslike like sharp, like points,
like she pointed.
He said it was an evil-lookingcreature.
It wasn't.
His words were like it wasn't agodly creature.
And he saw that and he went intoshock and she tried to grab him

(01:54:49):
and he tried to fight her forit.
But he had scratches all overhis body from something digging
into him and stuff like thatDamn.
So he said he just he said hecouldn't do nothing, like he was
paralyzed after like I forgetexactly what happened.
But he ended up getting likeparalyzed for a second and he
said he started crying, hestarted praying, we started
praying.
He said he felt like he couldspeak again because he was

(01:55:10):
trying to call for help butnothing was coming out.
So I prayed inside his head andthen he started.
That's when they heard thescream.
He just screamed because that'sall he could do.
And when they went and found hewas just like in fetal, fetal
position or something.
And that's when he told um,what happened.
And there was another witchlady inside the town and he was
like, see, I told, I told you, Itold you, I uh don't be, don't

(01:55:31):
be going to the river at night.
They had a uh, they had to grabhim and start like doing like a
clean, clean on him.
And she was telling him you'remarked, now you're marked.
She didn't take you tonight,but she's gonna take you.
And they, they try to like, uh,do a clean on him, like protect
him, everything.
The next uh, at some pointeverybody fell asleep and he

(01:55:56):
ended up disappearing, like helegit, like ended up like
disappearing and whatnot.
And they never found him again.
But then, yeah, the witch waslike, yeah, I couldn't do
nothing, their magic is strongerthan mine, than what I can do,
and they just, poor dude, theytook him.

Speaker 3 (01:56:17):
Damn, that's crazy, right there.

Speaker 1 (01:56:19):
But that's what I said.
It's a little bit more magical.
That village has like four tofive different more stories.
Each one gets crazy.
I'm going to save the otherones for.

Speaker 3 (01:56:31):
Whenever bro.

Speaker 1 (01:56:32):
Yeah, the other one's a little bit more brutal,
gruesome.
They're just.
I don't't blame me, I don'tbelieve them because they're
honestly, they're like.
They blew my mind when my momtold me like these stories, like
they were, I don't know.
They fucked my mind up a littlebit, like of the fact because
she was telling like this, likereal, real witchcraft and like

(01:56:55):
the magic and everything that itwhat it really is, like.
It's not.
It's not a colorful games likethat.
It's like she actually gets.

Speaker 3 (01:57:03):
It gets real y'all let us know if y'all have any
crazy stories like that or anyinteresting facts or any
encounters you may have had orrelatives may have had, or any
like stories of like encounterswith like brujas or like witches
, and or anything like that,y'all let us know.
In the cosmic cove, y'all canmessage us at k-o-s-m-i-c
underscore c-o-v-e, c-o-v-e.

(01:57:24):
On instagram or on tiktok.
Um, yeah, that's pretty much it.
Um you good, or you?

Speaker 1 (01:57:30):
yeah, I'm good.
Yeah, I'm just saying the otherone, so I don't yeah I don't
give them all in one.

Speaker 3 (01:57:34):
I guess we're going to end the episode off on that
note.
Like I said, shout out to allthe people that keep listening.
Thank you for following us onInstagram, on TikTok and on
YouTube.

Speaker 1 (01:57:44):
I know I haven't posted on YouTube in ages, I'm
so sorry y'all, I think we getbanned on YouTube if you post,
if I post all this stuff, if youpost it is what it is, then I
won't have to worry about it,but YouTube pays.

Speaker 3 (01:57:57):
Youtube pays really good, according to everybody.
So I'm trying to get.
I need to do better at it.
I would like to be able to hirean editor, but I'm not at that
level right now.
We're not at that level, but Iwould be so good to be able to
hire somebody to help us withthe editing.
That's really what I want.
But y'all let us know if y'allhave any stories.

(01:58:20):
Like we said.
Uh, thank you for listening.
Uh, shout out to my girlfriend.
Shout out to my cousin pepe.
You know he was.
I was asking me he's like youain't uploading, you ain't
uploading I'm like I know I'vebeen slacking and you know I I
don't want to make it seem likeI'm losing the drive for it or
anything.
I'm not, it's just.

Speaker 1 (01:58:37):
You just have been busy like the last couple of
weeks.
You had a lot, bro.
You had a lot to do.

Speaker 3 (01:58:41):
It's been busy weeks and there's no excuse.
But last week was one of theworst weeks because my freaking
dog passed away, so that waskind of rough for me and I
honestly feel like I didn't havethe proper time.
The grief yeah because you knoweverybody's like I'm not
throwing shade at nobody, butthere's like people are saying,
like you know your dog's old,you know like, like diego, he

(01:59:04):
was like he was old already andit's like I think it was that
old yeah, it's like bro.
Yeah, but still bro it's my dog.

Speaker 1 (01:59:09):
Yeah, for real, like it still hurts bro.
Yeah, especially losing the pet.
Like that it's gonna hurt bro.

Speaker 3 (01:59:15):
Now I feel you bro and then like I wouldn't have
time to like sit there andprocess it because, you know, my
daughter was like alwayswanting to like play play and
stuff like that.
She needs something.
It's like you're trying to bethere for her, but you just
don't really have time to do itlike yeah, you did my dog
literally just had oh yeah, shehad she had puppies the day
before he passed away, so I'msitting there I have to worry

(01:59:37):
about taking care of the puppiesand her and making sure she's
good, because she wasn't eatingfor a while yeah, she had the
complications too with the yeah,she had that whole complication
with the last pup and it's likebro, but it was so much it's so
much, guys, y'all just pleaseforgive me for all this.
It's just, it was a lot ofemotions and it was so, so much

(01:59:57):
going on you got to deal with inshort span of time too.
Yeah, it's crazy but I made itthrough, you know, thankfully.
You know I'm still sad about it, but you know it's, it's just a
part of life.
I guess you know it sucks, itreally does suck y'all, but you
know you can only do.
You can only do, but so much.
You know, you, you you're notessentially getting over it, but

(02:00:21):
you learn to accept it and yeah, that sentences whatever
happens to the pets that passaway and everything.
May it be something beautifuland peaceful for them.
You know or whatever happens youknow, you know just, at least
he's not suffering.
That's all I know for sure yeah, he's not suffering whatever
happens.
If I know people say dogs don'thave spirits and all this and
that I believe I believe dogshave spirits.

(02:00:41):
I believe I feel like they go toa better place, connection with
the human, or like their ownerI feel like they do go to a
special me personally, I feelyeah if I'm not doubting god,
but I'm saying like people arelike saying oh, god wouldn't do
that, but God can do anything hewants to.
So who is it to say that Godwouldn't allow your dog to be
there with?

Speaker 1 (02:01:01):
you in the afterlife.

Speaker 3 (02:01:02):
Or something you know , nobody knows.
Nobody knows, I mean it's notin the Bible, but I mean, if
he's able to do anything, he cando it.

Speaker 1 (02:01:09):
You just want something good to be for Him
afterwards, him afterwards, yeah, so you know, may my dog rest
in peace.

Speaker 3 (02:01:15):
You know husky and everything, but it was just,
it's just a lot y'all.
So, like I said, forgive me,you know it's it's trying to get
into a groove of things.
It's been so so much, so somuch.
But, um, thank you for anybodythat did listen, that still
listens, that still, um, looksforward to the new episodes

(02:01:35):
whenever we do happen to havethem dropped.
Uh, I saw we lost a follower ontiktok and I was like oh, they
were for real, oh shit we foughtso hard for that follower, but
it's because I haven't beenposting.
I haven't, like I said, bro,it's just, oh man, I'm not
really.
We need to find an editor orsomething, bro, it would be so
convenient Like I'd like to addsomebody else onto the team for

(02:01:59):
that aspect, like they could beon here and shoot the shit with
us or something bro.
But I feel like we personallydo have to find somebody that
wants to do something Like this,edit yeah.
Yeah, because I think it'd helpout.

Speaker 1 (02:02:12):
so much, bro, to be honest with you what was that
thing that Em and Christine used, not Indeed?
I think it'd help out so much,bro.

Speaker 3 (02:02:17):
To be honest with you , what was that thing that uh
that Christine used?
That um was not.
Indeed, it was uh that thing tofind somebody, to hire somebody
.

Speaker 1 (02:02:23):
Yeah, yeah, it wasn't , it wasn't indeed.
I gotta.
I haven't heard them in forevereither, but I gotta.

Speaker 3 (02:02:29):
Right, but, um, like I said, that was pretty much it
on my part.
Like I said, thank you for any.
Oh, be sure to follow us onCosmic Cove, or I did tell you
right.

Speaker 2 (02:02:39):
Yeah you said it.
Sorry, my brain's everywhere,but yeah, you're good bro.

Speaker 3 (02:02:42):
Sorry, y'all Pass it off to y'all.

Speaker 1 (02:02:45):
Just shout out.
Just shout out Sammy, foralways listening, always Tapping
into the episodes and Shout outmy family and Honestly, anybody
Shout out my family, honestly,anybody who still listens and
whatnot to us.
We really appreciate that it'snice knowing that people still
want to listen and just listento us talk really.

Speaker 3 (02:03:04):
Yeah, I mean we might not be like the other big
podcasts out there, but youcan't really base yourself off
of something that's alreadyestablished.

Speaker 1 (02:03:12):
Yeah, you can't compare yourself.

Speaker 3 (02:03:14):
That right there just drags you down that right there
.

Speaker 1 (02:03:16):
Exactly.
Not only that, that, but it'snever good to compare yourself
to anybody.
Honestly, it's just we're justin our own lane, really.
We're doing our own thing.

Speaker 3 (02:03:25):
I feel like it is good to set that as like uh,
that's a goal you want to be.
Yeah, there's a goal.
Yeah, like that's good, yeah,that that's good, but yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (02:03:31):
But but hearing their stuff and then listening to
yours and then being like, whyare we there, or like, or like
you know, stuff like that, it'suh, honestly, most of the
podcasters they have like yearsbehind it I didn't know that,
but they have years behind themand doing actually like um, like
in radio, or like in like whenpodcasts were just like I

(02:03:53):
thought pockets were new, butapparently it's been a thing for
like for a long time.
They've been doing that forlike 10, 15 years so they
already got the groove.
That's 10 15 years, guys, we got, we got one year, we got one
year we literally don't like Ijust got over my camera.

Speaker 3 (02:04:09):
Shyness.
I feel like I'm good with theexactly right.
That's that, yeah, that yeahthat's, that's another.

Speaker 1 (02:04:13):
that's, that's a big, not only camera shot.
But like I don't like hearingmy voice, no.
But I feel like I'm doingbetter in projecting, because I
didn't like the way I used tolike the way, because I wasn't
mindful of the way I used totalk and after I started hearing
like myself, I was like fuck, Italk fucking horribly.

Speaker 3 (02:04:30):
I didn't think so, like the way, but I feel like we
are more laid back.

Speaker 1 (02:04:35):
We're more laid back.
I feel like I'm pronouncingwords better.
I feel like I'm projecting andtalking to the mic better, like
at least it comes with the time.
Yeah, it comes with time.
So we got a year in this.
Other people got 15, 10 yearsin this.
Like I said, it's not a goodgoal to be able to produce at
their level of what they'redoing.

(02:04:56):
Most people have full teams.
It's just us two right now.

Speaker 3 (02:05:00):
Yeah, it's just us two right now, but if anybody
wants to join Pro bono, we'd belooking forward to hopefully
adding somebody onto the team.
That's what I'm really tryingto look forward to now.
I'm really trying to look intothat, but you got anything else
you want to say?
That's pretty much it.
I'm really trying to look intothat, but you got anything else
you want to say that's prettymuch it.

Speaker 1 (02:05:16):
No, that's pretty much it for me.

Speaker 3 (02:05:17):
All right, we're going to catch on the next
episode.
All right, y'all be safe outthere.
Have a good 4th of July, peace,peace.

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