EP 59- Possessions, Pazuzu, and the Labubu Craze

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, you think darkness is your ally.
You merely adopted the dark.
I was born in it, molded by it.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I see dead.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Welcome Cosmic Cole family.
It's your co-host, Yaya, myco-host, reverence.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, y'all already know what time it is, it's a
time o'clock.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Right time, it is A time A clock.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Right, it's time o'clock.
My fault y'all if I sounded alittle nasally, a little off
today.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Nah, bro, that's that 50 Shades of Grey voice right
there, bro.
No, that's what they want tohear, bro.
A sick man is.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Close your eyes, pretend I'm blindfolded.
Close your eyes and tell mewhat y'all going to do to me.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
No, not there.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I'm just going to say a bunch of stuff and they'll
just like fantasize.
Stop, you know, it tickles.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
That's supposed to fit the big ones hurt.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
It stinks, but nicely .

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Stinks.
Good bro, motherfucker got.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Boy too active.
Right Bean, on that timing.
What you gotta say, bean Beanchill, chill.
Bean.
Chill.
He whispering the secrets In myear.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Bean, get down.
That man losing, he wanna play.
But that man losing, right helosing, he a victim, he wanna go
a full victim.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Hold on, b Hold on, bro.
That's not professional Right.
What it do everybody, what itdo.
Cosmic Cove, Episode 59, Ithink, maybe I'll tell you right
quick.
No wait, I won't Two a hit,yeah we have the other episode
Two a hit, then it's going to bethis episode Quick math 58.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
58?
58.
Is that 58?
No, this is 59.
Jesus Christ.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Episode 59, let's go.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Math is hard y'all.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Oh right, that's why I don't do math in public, jesus
, shit hurt my head, though.
No, but what you been up to,bro, too bro, long time.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
No see, right, long time.
No see, it has been so long.
It has been a minute.
Uh, at least for us it's been aminute.
Um, nothing really, bro.
We started working again.
Just, I don't know, bro, she'sjust.
All the days are just combininginto one.
Not a single interesting thing.
Not a single interesting thingnothing like we said before,
it's it's sometimes it's a goodthing.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Sometimes it's a good thing, right, sometimes it is
good To have nothing going on,cause I'd rather have that Than
police knocking at my door.
Why are you breaking?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
All these glass bottles On the street In front
of the elementary school.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
What kind of criminal are you?

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yes, A despicable one , a criminal with goals.
It's beyond your understanding,man.
Yeah, jack, get him.
So if I was a criminal, I'dprobably take a, something
people don't think about much,you know, I I'd probably like
I'll take like a lug nut fromthe tire.

(03:16):
They ain't gonna know, bro,they ain't gonna know, but he's
gonna be driving down thehighway and then all four tires
get right in front of us.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
What the hell is that ?
Some cartoon shit, bro.
Just they're, just they'restill driving down the highway.
And then all four tires getright in front of us.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
What the hell, is that some cartoon shit, bro?
Just, they're still drivingwith the, but the tires running
in front of them are those, mytires, false?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
you know what kind of what doofus lost his tires
right oh no, somebody took mytires.
Oh shit, oh silly goose.
No, but um, oh, I was going totell you about how the casino
went.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, go ahead bro, go ahead bro.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
So we had a little guys thing going on Right right.
But unfortunately Yaya was ableto go.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Or the man Jerooney, or the man Jerooney for real.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
It was pretty cool.
You know it's.
I can kind of see where thehype is.
But at the same time it's kindof overhyped a little bit.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Okay, I think that's what Jeruny said too.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Literally like like the first time he said he went I
believe he said it was it wasoverhyped, like he sees
basically the same thing.
He sees it, he sees what peopletalking about, but it's
overhyped.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
I mean it's overhyped , I mean it's cool and
everything, but I mean not wasteyour whole paycheck kind of
cool.
Uh no, but it's, it's, it'ssomething.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I mean it's pretty cool, right like you go with a
group of friends or something,it'll be fun um or like like if
y'all, if y'all rent propertiesand it's in this rent day and
y'all collect that, like I did,and y'all try, and y'all try,
and y'all rent properties andit's rent day and y'all collect
that, like I did, and y'all tryto hit it on rent, right, quick,
right.
You know, do something likethat, it's fun, then it gets fun

(04:55):
, then it gets fun.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
No, because we went.
I was like I want to playblackjack because that's the
only thing I know how to play.
I know the roulette a littlebit, but I was like no, I really
don't feel comfortable doing it.
First thing we do we get inthere.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
It looks like an arcade, like it literally looks
like an arcade, but forgrown-ups, yeah people smoking
at the machines and everything.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
I was like, oh they're smoking it, this one
like old people bro, old peoplelike cubans we're not old people
, but like older people becausethey're like 40s, late 30s,
maybe 50s, 60s okay, okay okay,so you can expect like people
from like early 40s to like 60sjust chilling in there and uh,

(05:38):
there's like this lady at themachine, like with her cigarette
she had like a little ashtraything or whatever just pushing
the button, smoking, that's it.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
That's all she was doing.
What?

Speaker 2 (05:47):
the fuck.
And then I saw this old ladylike this old, like really old
lady, and she kept putting likedollars in her machine I was
like brother.
There's no way.
These people are like fuckingzombies, bro.
They're just tapping the buttonon some fish games.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, what the fuck.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
and then my cousin, he got on one of the slot
machines.
He started playing Boom boom,boom, boom.
Man won like 80 something.
Oh shit off the rim.
Oh shit I was like damn, let mego ahead and hop on this slot
machine real quick and hit amillion dollars real quick.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Right, right right.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
I put like because I didn't know you could like
change the increments okay likeyou, you bet more, but you get
better chance of winning oh,okay, okay, okay and I just kept
like going high bet, high bet,high bet, bro.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Forty dollars later, forty dollars in like two
minutes bro forty dollars,nothing, nothing, that was just
going, yeah, oh see how muchwe've been by fives, fives.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
I think I was doing like three, five dollar, spend
something like that oh, so yougot nothing.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Damn, I was like, here you go nothing.
See, that's right there bro.
That would kill me right there,I'll punch the machine.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Oh bro, oh, that shit .
I was like I had no sense ofeuphoria.
No, nothing, I didn't getnothing from it.
I was like what the fuck is thehype about these?

Speaker 1 (07:03):
damn slots.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Okay, I was like I didn't even want to fucking play
the slots.
Why did I waste my money here?

Speaker 1 (07:10):
The slots is just the one.
You just like hit it and theywere like three different things
.
Yeah, but they have likedifferent ones, okay.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
They have like a three little pigs and the wolf
one, Okay Okay.
But you get like bonus gamesand then you make more.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
You can make good money but you got to put money
into the machine Type shit.
Okay.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
okay, you got to put money into it so like if you put
like 300, I'm sure you makeyour money back and make a
little bit extra Maybe maybe,eventually, hopefully, no, no,
no, you will come up, guaranteed, guaranteed.
Guaranteed Nah, nah, nah, nahnah.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Put your check.
If you see $300, what can youdo with $600?
Think about $900.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
The money is there for your taking.
We're saying I'm going to cutall this shit out, like I was
saying no.
But then, like my cousin keptwinning, I was like bro, maybe
he's just good at the slots.
And I was like, like you cashout, like you put cash in and I
didn't know.
I was like do I get like a likechucky cheese type shit?

Speaker 1 (08:20):
do I go get like a card right right.
Oh yeah, I didn't know, so Ilook like a whole goofball bro,
walk into the casino.
I go get like a card rightright oh yeah, I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
I looked like a whole goofball run.
Walk into the casino, I go tothe back where you exchange
chips and I'll tell the lady.
I say this is my first time Icould see, I would walk that
with them.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
I don't even blame you, but I would walk that with
them with the chip no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
I knew what to do with the chips only because of
like yeah, I put it together,but I didn't know if I needed
like a card or something to playthe games, cause I, like we
looked at the machines.
Yeah, I was like where do youput the money at that shit don't
say put money here or anything.
And I told the lady and she waslike, oh no, you can put cash

(09:02):
in the machine.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Oh, you can actually put cash, oh, okay, okay.
And she was like oh no, you canput cash in the machine.
Oh, you can actually put cash.
Oh, okay, you can put cash inthe machines.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
And she was like now, if you want to set up for the
rewards program, like get arewards program with them, like
more money you spend, you getlike stuff from them, like maybe
, like a room.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
That's how you get me .

Speaker 2 (09:19):
That's how the fuck you get me.
After you spend that, hey, youmay be broke.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
You might have just sold your house, but we got this
nice economy room for you,first floor, right in front of
the car In the smoking section.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Oh fuck, oh shit.
We didn't even go look at thepool or anything.
They said they got a really bigpool or like two big pools.
We didn't go over there, wejust went straight to casino.
Oh have like I think they havelike areas where they go perform
oh, like, uh, like, uh, like atheater room type.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Okay, I think so, I think so.
We, like I said, we didn'treally explore.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
We just went like in and then like you have, like
this, the uh gordon ramsaykitchen right there, and you got
like a bunch of restaurants inthere.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
They got like restaurants in the back.
Did y'all hit the restaurants?

Speaker 2 (10:06):
No, no, no, Okay, okay okay, I was like we're
trying to make money, we ain'ttrying to spend money, that's
where they got me too, bro.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Y'all would've been over there playing, I would've
been at the ramen shop, but justRight, everything tight shit,
tight shit okay but that shitdidn't happen.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
And then uh, after we figured out how to play.
You know, like I said, mycousin started winning I lost
money and then uh, our otherbuddy yeah, uh, he did.
He didn't do nothing like hewas just watching this.
Oh, he was just watching y'all,yeah and he took out a hundred

(10:42):
and I think he tried the machinethe slot machine, but he ain't
getting nothing either.
And then, uh, when you cash out, it just gives you a piece of
paper.
It's like a voucher yeah, yeahthen you just put the machine in
or you go take it out and getcash for it.
My shit says 71 cents or 70 70cents.
I was like what the fuck am Igonna do with this, bro?
I was about to crumble thatshit up and throw it away.

(11:02):
Oh no, I was going to take itto the bank.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Damn bro, Cash this for me.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
But, um, you know, we walked around and everything
and we finally looked at theblackjack table.
I said, bro, I want to playblackjack, that's what I want
Right, right, right, right right.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
That's what you came here for, but the tables were
full.
That's what you came here for,but the tables were full.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Oh shit, okay, so we had to loop around, kept looping
around.
Then, finally, some lady openedup a table.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Uh-huh.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
I went to her and it was like $15 minimum buy-in.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Or $15 minimum bet.
I was like all right, here yougo $40.
Type shit, type shit oh yeah,and bro, I was winning with it
okay, I went from 40 to like 80.
Okay, I was doing good, thatshit was feeling good right hit.
Uh, you gotta tap the table tohit, or you gotta go like this
to say you're done, uh-huh,you're staying, and you know I

(11:53):
kept going boom, boom keptwinning.
Ah, it was feeling good.
I was like, yes, I got my moneyback, right, right.
Then some fucking dick, bro,bro, whatever.
He saw me winning, so he cameto sit at my table and fuck my
whole groove up, damn so.
I was getting good cards and hesat at the left side of the
dealer.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
So, the dealer goes from left to right, so he was
getting the cards first.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
He was getting the cards and he was winning.
I was like, oh my, I losteverything, bro, you let you get
played.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Oh, you got to leave.
As soon as you felt that vibechange, you said you know what
Fuck you?
You know you just left.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
That man just looked at me like yeah, that's right.
And then everybody else startedgoing to that table Piece of
shit.
It was like it started like itgot packed as soon as I left.
I was like man, fuck y'all.
Damn bro bro fuck that, mywhole group.
I was about to be a millionairewalking out this thing that is
so.
I had like four, four dollarchips, uh-huh, like four, four
chips, but each one was a dollar.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Okay, I'm over there walking around.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
What the fuck am I gonna do with these 70 cents and
these four dollars?
You, you are baby.
And then I kept trying to getdiego to play, but they want to
play, and you know, I said I waslike bro, I know I can do
better, I know I can do it.
I trying to get diego to play,but they want to play, and you
know I said I was like bro, Iknow I can do better I know I
can do it I was like play diego.
He's like no, you play, I'llgive you the money and you play.
And I was like, no, no, no, youplay, I want to watch y'all

(13:14):
play.
We were like all right, fuck,we're about to leave right I was
like give me 100 real quick Iwas like give me 100 and yes,
all right, he gave me a hundred.
I was like, come on, we'regonna go look for a table.
Walked around, we found a tablewhere an old man was sitting at,
I was like, all right, theywon't fuck up my group you're
fucking somebody, yeah, typeshit, but see, everybody sits on
the all right, if you'regetting to the table, you sit on

(13:36):
the very far right side sothat's the left side of the
dealer, so you get cards firstyeah that's where the old man
was sitting.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, so he was still yeah.
Yeah, that's the seat youwanted, yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
So I was like man, fuck this shit, I'm gonna go
mess up his cards or whatever.
I had that Hundred dollar.
You got to place it on thetable so they can grab it.
Put that thing on top, go ahead, buy me it.
He gave me four chips, greenones, fifty dollars.
I said Boom, boom, green ones,$50.
I said boom, boom, pull $50.
Go ahead, deal the cards.
I can't win it bro.

(14:10):
I said I can't win it finally Iknew I could do something good.
There was times where I got a$15 and I was like, damn, do I
hit, do I stay?
And then I looked at Diego andmy cousin and they were like I
don't know damn okay.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Okay, now I'm gonna stay stay.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
He's like you gotta wave your hand.
I was like all right, stay.
He flips his car, boom, uh likea 10, uh uh four or some shit.
Then he got another 10.
So he busted I was like oh mygod, I fucking won.
He's like oh good, call busted.
I was like oh my God, I fuckingwon.
He's like oh good call, goodcall.
I was like, bro, that shit wascrazy.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Like.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
I wasn't supposed to win with that hand but I managed
to win with that.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
And yeah, that was pretty much it, bro, but I made
like $280.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
In total, after everything, you made $280.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, from they made 280.
Yeah, from that 100, oh shit,yeah, 280 or some shit, I don't
know because it was like 50s,but we walked away with 280.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
I don't fucking know, but.
But point is, you made two, youwalked away with 280.
That's how I see it, yeah anduh and chips.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
I was like, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
I was like all right, that's what I'm doing.
Uh-huh, he said.
Oh.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
I gotta cash you out.
First I was like, okay, so he'slike cashing out something like
that and he gave me my chip.
Boom.
I went to the back cashingthings for money on.
That felt good tight that ladyhad that money.
She was like I was like give memy damn money.
Oh shit, bitch, did he even tipthe lady?

(15:45):
Appreciate you, ling Ling.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Threw the same $5 voucher at the lady.
Don't spend it all on one place.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
And then that was pretty much it, bro, that's how
it went.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
It was pretty chill.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
I told Diego.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
I said here go your money Right tight, here's your
money back.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah, I gave him the whole.
Thing.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Oh, okay, the two.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay,because he let me play with it,
yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
He's like no, keep it .
I was like no, bro, that wasyour money.
I just wanted to see if I coulddo it.
I was like just, I don't haveto put no money and then they'll
give me a cut from what I make.
Okay, now I got infinite moneyat the casino Because now.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
it's all about your mentality really.
It's the vibe and how you feel.
That's how it be, bro, I'mgoing to play with their money.
So you don't got to worry aboutthat now.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
No, because I don't want to lose their money.
I don't want to have thatpressure on my head, on my head?

Speaker 1 (16:41):
No, because if you have the pressure, if you have
the pressure, that's when youstart losing.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Right, I'm just going to be like fuck it.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
That was my money.
I don't give a fuck about it,because they already gave you
consent.
They already gave you consent.
You feel me?

Speaker 2 (16:51):
As long as I can double it, I'll be okay with
that.
Double it until they almost allof it.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
All the money, in Almost all of it.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Okay, but like 50, I think.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
So you would have made more?
Yeah, you would have made more.
He's like don't do it, bro.
I won on that last hand.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
I said let's fucking go my cousin's like I should
have let you I should.
It's all right.
You just give me the money andwatch me work my this is perfect
because I'm building this timemachine right now.
Bro, that's it.
Like I said, if you go with agroup of people, it'd be fun.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It'd be fun for sure, I thinkthat's what I drew, I mean.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I really don't know how many people it goes with.
I think it's just him and ourcousin.
Yeah, he seems like he has one.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
But I don't think I ever had to look for that, but
honestly, nah, but I don't, canyou?

Speaker 1 (17:50):
would you be able to go in?
I can't go in?

Speaker 2 (17:51):
yeah, because you got to show your id in order to get
in yeah, yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Yeah, who ain't going in?

Speaker 2 (17:57):
no, I had a.
I had to wear it next time.
Diego wants to go in two weeks,in two weeks, next week, two
weeks, okay, next week, twoweeks Before he leaves back to
Mexico.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Okay, I'll see.
Are y'all going on Friday?

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Saturday.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
On Saturday, because I can take a day off.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Hold on, let me see I'm going to check the group.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Hold on we can go and then I'll just leave work early
.
I can just no, because lasttime what?

Speaker 2 (18:22):
was it?

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Look at the group thing, that tight shit.
Y'all really mad and fascinated.
No, because last time we werestarting that house so I
couldn't leave.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Oh, no, yeah, yeah, it's all good, bro.
The 25th, so Friday.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Friday Next week, Friday On the 25th.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Next week Friday.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, I don't even think I'm working, to be honest.
Oh no, yes I am.
I'm starting another house,damn, but not on the 25th, so I
could probably leave early Onnext week.
Yeah, let's see.
Let's see, 50% chance I couldgo.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
All right, that's fine bro.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Yeah, because I could leave early, but it depends
what we do on that day.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, like ifI'm painting or something yeah
that's fine bro that's fine, butI try, yeah, yeah, because
that's it.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
I wasn't too sure that I was able to, yeah just to
see.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
I asked Jared.
He said he thinks, he thinks Ican.
Worst case scenario.
He said well, he said becauseit's at least id is just to play
.
Also we say, if not, you justbe, I can just walk around, and
there's some shit like that,because they just take it to
make sure you have age oh okay,yeah, but we'll see okay, we'll
see, all right and I gotta lookat the policy.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
I'll look that shit up yeah, because as soon as you
walk in, before you even go in,it's like a little machine they
have in the middle and they havelike security guards all right
there you just give me, yourthem, your ID, and they pass it
to this thing and then spit yourcard out and then they just
give it back to you.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Oh, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
Then I don't remember if you have to show up when you
play, like, at least at thetables.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
I don't think so.
I can't remember.
I don't think Jerry said he.
I don't think he did, I don'tthink you at the beginning, at
the entrance yeah but that'spretty much it, bro.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
It was pretty cool, like I said, with the group of
people.
What we wanted to do was take abigger budget next time.
I'm talking about having athousand dollars thousand
dollars.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Yeah, I'll be mad as hell if I lose all my thousand
dollars bro listen, if I'mcoming back home without a
thousand dollars, I'm gonna bein jail.
It will be charges applied tomy 140 bro, that shit had me.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
That bro, I felt like the time I bought, like 300 for
the pokemon cards bro okay, so,so we were we just looking for
them, weren't we?
Yeah, because me and yaya, weused to buy a bunch of pokemon
cards.
We used to.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
We weren't at least yayo wasn't a scalper, yeah me.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
On the other hand, I'm a collector, he's a
collector because he keeps hisshit, all my shit, back here.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Y'all can see it, all , all it was a little bit I can
see some of it, but I play withall that.
I play with all the pokemoncards and everything.
Yeah, decks everything I playwith it he plays with his decks
yeah, I play so.
So wherever it be collecting,like actually keeping them nice
and everything, I open up all mypackages and everything so
crumpled up all his, all hiscrap, crumpled up his good cards

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.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
I said oh, that's a $50 card yeah you say it don't
look special to me, that cardass.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
I'm over here reading the attributes, what it do with
everything.
This is ass, bro.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
I'm like I would never play with this car, this
shit but uh, no, so we were.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
It was a little time.
We were just every everyweekend or every every friday.
We were just going to towalmart before we got too crazy,
before everybody saw bad wagon,it was still going crazy it was
still going crazy, but but notas crazy as it is now.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, like now's crazy.
Now y'all got a grown manpicking up 60 boxes.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
I did that before, but that's another story for
another day.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
That poor little kid's mama looked at him and
said hey, bro, you got to gethere faster, Early bird gets the
worm.
My boy, it's 5 o'clock.
Hey, go to school, stay inschool.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
loser do drugs.
But so we pulled up.
We pulled up and we got.
We found some.
We went through to the back, wegot some more and reference was
just he was getting them and Iadmit I could have, I could have
told him don't do it.
But I saw the vision, cause youknow, he keeps this shit
pristine.
So I was like you know, I'mgoing to let him, if he feels

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okay doing it.
You know he's going to do itright.
So you know he buys it andhalfway through he's like, nah,
maybe I shouldn't do it.
And I said, nah, do it bro.
Do it bro, because just thinkabout it bro.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
Just think about it, bro.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
This is a whole Kermit Fogg meme, the stiff.
Kermit.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Do it bro, Just get it.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Just get it.
Nah, I don't know, nah, but goahead, bro, get it bro, because,
dave, you don't get it Somebodyelse is going to get it, you're
right, get it On the way back.
You car whipping it back tohome and I see Reverend's man
got the dozen yards therelooking out the window.

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I'm like yo, Reverend you good,you good, bro, $300.
Man was looking into thebusiness.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
I said what did I do?

Speaker 1 (23:20):
He said then we get the crazy part we get home.
You want to tell that part?

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Oh yeah go ahead, we get home.
He want to tell that part.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Oh yeah, go ahead.
He's like we get home.
He gives me the bag, Keep this,Keep this in your room.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
My girlfriend see this.
She going to fucking strangleme.
I know you didn't smack me, bro, that thing was up there, I was
just that, really made areference.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
I can't even tell yeah, just take it back, because
that ain't even.
Oh, I was just seeing that.
That was just a constantreminder Don't ever put your
input in again.
But that bag just stayed there.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
That's not the first time it happened.
There was this other time, likebefore it started getting super
super hype.
So I was still able to findlike old packs.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Oh, okay, like the tag team, yeah, yeah yeah, so I
was still able to find like oldpacks.
Okay, like the tag team xyevolutions and oh yeah, you do
have those.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
Yeah, that's right but it was like the dollar
general one, so it's only threecards per pack and brother had
like a whole box is full of themlike they had like five boxes
and it was like full of packsand I was like, yeah, let me get
all these, let me get all these.
It was like 200.
I spent that day rivers me getall these.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
It was like $200, I spent that day Rivers would do
that, bro.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
My receipt was like this fucking.
This shit was long.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yo Rivers would do that bro.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
And my girlfriend just shook her head.
She didn't say nothing.
She was like he's a grown man,he makes his decisions.
I was like, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Bro Rivers, Bro Bro.
I remember one time I went withShadi and we went Grocery
shopping.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
I said yeah, I can do whatever it's been doing.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
I can go to.
I can go and get some Pokemoncards.
I said what the fuck you doing?
Huh, what the fuck you doing,put that shit back.
I was like, no, I need this.
You got enough cards At home.
We here for groceries, we nothere for no Pokemon Bro.
Come on bro, let me just take alittle three pack.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Let me just take a little three pack.
Come on A little blister pack.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Come on man.
Come on man, bro.
And then the worst part wouldbe when I would open it.
I would have like the worstluck and then she opened it.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
It had the good stuff .
Give my shit back, give me that.
Who bought these?
Who bought these?
There was another time we wentand this one Magic was having
the Lord of the Ringscollaboration going on and I
found three tens and I found acouple packs.
My girlfriend bought somegroceries right.
She was like, oh, you can getthose if you want.
You can treat yourself tosomething.
It's been a while since youtreated yourself.
I was like, yeah, she was likeoh, you can get those if you
want.
You know you can treat yourselfto something.
You know it's been a whilesince you treated yourself.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
I was like yeah, she was like I'll get the groceries.
This time Tight, tight, tight.
Yes man, Thank you, Thank youman, Thanks Stink.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
And then she was like what's the worst?
It could be Like.
I'm sure that process in herhead because she saw me like
just with a little bit of 10, Ithink it was just four tens I
think they had like the artworkof like gandalf and like other
stuff on there.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
I'm thinking her mind .
She probably thought like 30,50 dollars, yeah, and she was
like oh, this ain't gonna be bad, you know he gets to treat
himself, he gets to be happy andsmile.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
She saw me pay it was like a hundred and something
and she was like there's no wayyou spent the same amount on
cards as I did in grocery.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
I was like yeah, it's just.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
It was just shocked she was like there's no way.
I was like that's how much itcosts for me this.
This is the price of happinessand she's like, well, I mean, if
it's what you want, she waslike that's insane.
I was like it's gonna do goodreturn income.
I promise to be fair, to befair.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Your, your, your purchases do have like a good
right, good return.
Mine, on the other hand, themoment I opened it.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
I don't be collecting my shit went up to, I think,
mine late.
I mean the value of mycollection isn't as high as any,
like a lot of other people's,but I mean it's my collection.
Yeah, it's a clean collection.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
It's a clean't as high as a lot of other people's,
but I mean, it's my collection,I like it, it's a clean
collection.
It's a clean collection.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
So I have a lot of sealed stuff.
It's like five grand right now.
Oh yeah, you told me Like itliterally just hit five.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
I was about to say it went up again.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah, the price has just freaking skyrocketed on
everything Like bro.
Each one is like 300 andsomething dollars for one box,
one box that we spent 40 on onebox.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
That shit went up to 300 and something dollars.
I was like my mind's in thespecial deck.
Nobody beat me with that deck.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
I was like oh, this feels so good, this is what I
like to see.
But, um, yeah, that's prettymuch it, bro my fault.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
We went on this super long tangent it's a little,
it's a little, it's awell-deserved banter.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
We haven't seen each other in forever.
Yeah, I was going to say wehaven't seen each other in
forever.
Sorry about that y'all, but Iguess we'll get it right into it
now.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Yeah, sorry, my fault y'all.
So today we're going to betalking about a little bit of
spooky stuff.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
You know some crazy spooky things.
I got my face all covered up,brother.
I'm like what the fuck?

Speaker 2 (28:08):
wrong with you, bro.
I was going to ask you if youwanted the extension to that.
Oh, it's all right, bro, yousure?

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Yeah, I'll just stay like this Fuck it, I'll just
take my hat off.
I was going to say I thought Ihad it with me, it's all good
what?

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Oh yeah, we're going to be talking about spooky stuff
Today.
We're going to be talking aboutlet's not spoil everything.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
First we're going to start, yeah, because I mean yeah
, how do you want to start Withthe hold on?
Let's go with how we hadoriginally the money, like what?

Speaker 2 (28:37):
that counts, like it counts first.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yeah, that one first.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Okay, yeah, okay, that's perfect.
Yeah, yeah, that one first.
Okay, yeah, okay, that'sperfect.
Yeah, all right, all right.
So the first topic we'retalking about today is
possessions.
He just throw three fingersright there.
This ai is ai.

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He just throw the three fingersright there.
This AI is AI.
You hit my shit dog.
But yeah, today we're going tobe talking about possessions.
I actually have two accounts.
That's all I did.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
You got two accounts.
Okay, I didn't really getaccounts, I just got.
Well, I did get accounts, butnot detailed.
I got like the majority of them, and then I got some facts of
what it is.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Oh, I didn't do that.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Like the exorcism but it works well.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Though it works well we both just literally got
stories, the stories about goinginto like, because I was
thinking what it is, we're likewhat, who practices, whatever,
yeah whatever, yeah, whatever,yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
So that's perfect because I figured we can in the
future we could do, we can coverlike actual, uh, like actual
cases, because there's like acouple of cases and I'm like I
said, I'm just giving like very,very little detail and then
with the cases is it's because Iwant to, yeah, I want to take
too much time because I was likeit's a lot of cases.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Each case has a lot of information that's what I
went deep into, okay, okay okay,that works though that works.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
You tell your story, then I but it's two long stories
.
Like they're long maybe alrightno, bro, just tell us what it
is, and then I'll go into andthen you throw a story oh, okay,
okay, I gotcha, I gotcha, we'lljust go for what you got.
My fault, I gotcha, I gotchasorry, I didn't.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
I didn't, it flew over my head, I didn't think
properly.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
I mean, no, that was the, because I was thinking
about doing stories too.
But I was like if I do a story,it's going to be it's going to
be long.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
I like what you did.
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, allright.
So what is a demon position?
How about that?

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Okay, because you do have an account though.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Yeah, I got like person.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (30:45):
a little bit and, okay, we'll do that.
We'll do that because, like Isaid, that they have so much, I
know there's two good ones.
Yeah, yeah, there's so much onefrom south africa and another
one from germany oh, and I'mprobably gonna just briefly
touch over the ones, you, youprobably have yeah, so so
that'll be for the next episode.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
That'd be good then, all right, all right.
So demonic possession.
What is it you may ask?
What is it?
Yayo, shit, I don't know, man.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
That's that shit when your bones start cracking
Possession.
No, that's a chiropractor.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Possession.
I think that's when the economygo bad.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Oh, that's recession.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
I can't think of a good one.
Possession.
I think that's when the airfeels a little heavy in the room
and people been fighting.
No, that's tension.
That's what Tension?
Oh tension.
Silly gooses, silly gooses, alittle bit of laugh before y'all
get scared and petrified.
Before y'all cut the volumedown Before y'all start getting

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possessed If the podcast evermanaged to possess somebody.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Well, we talk about that one thing.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
What one thing.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
That doll.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
What doll which one?

Speaker 2 (31:56):
The doll.
They say you shouldn't name thedoll because then random stuff
be happening.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Because then that one be, and then you got to write a
letter talking about sorry forit.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Well, that's what the reports say.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
That's what the reports say and I kind of
believe the reports.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Their reports sound believable People talking about,
I got into a car wreck.
After I heard that episodeTalking about, I got stage two
cancer.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
I was good yesterday, right.
That's why you shouldn't go tothe doctor.
That's why we admit it.
I like how we both admitted itthe last time, during the last.
During the last episode wetalked about demonic or
possessed dolls and we both wentaround it All right.
So demonic possession, allright.
In the religious context, it'sbelieved that an evil spirit or

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demon has taken control of aperson's body and mind, causing
them to act against their will.
This often.
Now, okay, I should preface theother thing I did with the
demonic possession.
I kind of went a little bitinto the science, because you
know how people say Well, yousee, y'all see, okay.
So this is often associatedwith mental, physical illness
also, but it's considered aspiritual phenomenon by some.

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Many religions, particularly inAbrahamic traditions, believe
in a cosmic battle between goodand evil forces, and possession
is seen as a manifestation ofthis conflict.
Commonly cited signs includesuperhuman strength, speaking in
unknown languages, aversion toreligious objects and

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revelations of hidden knowledge.
I think those are the mostcommon, which because I'm going
to get into it later but what Ithink if they're speaking in a
tongue that they haven't spokenin before?

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Hold on my phone right, no, go ahead, I just
realized I have my ear thingsplugged in in your thing, right,
because you're number.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
I'm number one.
Yeah, it shouldn't matter,should it?

Speaker 2 (33:50):
Because then that means I'm listening to you.
I'm about to my fault.
Y'all Hold on.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Wait, you listen to me.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
I think so, but then I could hear myself.
Yeah, I could hear myself too.
I guess it still sounds thesame.
What the fuck?
Then I could hear myself.
Yeah, I could hear myself too.
I guess it still sounds thesame.
What the fuck that shit causemine's number two.
Uh-huh, yours number two,mine's number one, but I have my
headphones connected.
Number one.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
You got it number one .
I didn't think it matteredthough.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
What the hell.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
We're about to see, bro, bro, what it is right, it's
gonna be.
It's gonna be spoken in adifferent tongue, bro, all right
, we good, we good um.
No, you good, you good um.
Oh yeah, so I was saying so.
I feel like if you speak inanother language while you know,
quote, unquote, possessed, Ifeel like that's a that's for me

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, that's like a clear indication, instead of someone just faking
it, or you could say they'resick or something like that.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
You know how to find out when somebody's faking it,
though, if they're like blah,blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
blah, and you just look at themlike what'd you say?

Speaker 1 (34:54):
If they don't repeat themselves.
If they repeat themselves, youwould've got me, you would've
got me.
Fuck, what the fuck did?
I say she's lying.

Speaker 2 (35:04):
She's not possessed, she's on her period, everyone
get her.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Burn her.
It's worse than we thought Wait.

Speaker 2 (35:21):
So we're going to get the steak ready.
Oh no, I'm just messing.
My fault, ryan.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
That's a good one.
That's an old time, for sureway.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
That's before they had it.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Fuck, fuck, what the fuck did I say?
Fuck, he's good.
Imagine that he actually ispossessing that demon, so forgot
what he said.
Like what?
Huh?
He just tells me his name.

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Right, um, all, right.
So, um, oh, what was that?
Okay?
Um, oh, the revelations ofhidden knowledge.
That's the other thing, becausethey all also say, like, in
some possessions they'll startsaying stuff about, uh, like,
the people in the room, even ifthey haven't met the people, the
person, like they'll startbringing up stuff about their
own life and stuff like that.
Those, for me, those are likemore of a yeah, the bitch.
The bitch is saying stuff aboutmy personal life.
I've never seen her Bitch notsick, you feel me?

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Like she is not sick, she's notfaking it, okay.
Religious rituals like exorcismsare used to expel the
possessing entity and restorethe individual's control and
restore the individual's control.
So now into some of the mentalillnesses associated with, you
could say, with possession.
Many symptoms of possession,such as hallucinations,

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delusions and personalitychanges, overlap with symptoms
of mental illnesses likeschizophrenia and dissociative
identity disorder.
Some theories suggest that apossession could be a
manifestation of dissociativestates, where the individual
experiences a disconnect fromtheir thoughts, feelings and
sense of self.
Some of the demonic possessionsmay also be understood as a

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cultural phenomenon, wherebeliefs about evil spirits are
used to explain unusual ordistressing behaviors.
I've seen that a lot, where thecommunity would just.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Go ahead bro.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
Yeah, you good bro.
No, you good bro, uh-uh, Uh-uh.
Who a little sick, who a littlesicky boy who said they just
want to be cuddled and theirchest flayed with and their
chest plate with, what's tellingme?

Speaker 2 (37:30):
I'm a simple man.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
What's telling me, baby?
All your bills are paid, don'tworry about it, you can stay
home and play your game.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
He must be possessed.
I know something.
He's in my head.
He knows too much.
Oh shit, my fault y'all.
I had to go blow my nose.
My freaking boogers Are comingout.
Is that the thing With theconnector?
What?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
thing.
Uh, no, do you need it?
I can go get it bro.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
No, no, that's alright.
You sure I can go get it, bro.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
So, you can lay back bro, so you can more chill.
No, no, that's alright, bro.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah, my, I can go get it bro.
No, no, that's all right, yousure I can go get it bro, so you
can lay back bro, so you canmore chill.
No, no, that's all right bro.
Yeah, Motherfucker, y'all weback at it though.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Okay, my bad, bro, that's my fault, all right, okay
.
Demonic possession as a conceptis not recognized in mainstream
medicine or psychology.
However, some individualsexperiencing certain symptoms
may be described as having apossession syndrome or
exhibiting symptoms that areculturally interpreted as

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possession.
These symptoms can includehallucinations, changes in
personality and behavior,speaking in unfamiliar languages
, physical convulsions andextreme emotional distress.
So that is, uh, I'm not sure ifI covered this one.
Actually I should have lookedat this one up, but I know there
was a case.
Oh yeah, I do got it here.
I do got it here.
But there was a case where thegirl, she was just mentally ill,

(38:56):
like, she was like legit, justlike.
She was legit, just sick.
She was just sick like, but theparents, because of their
culture, because the time theybelieved that she was possessed,
so they ended up doing so manyexorcisms on her, but it got to
the point where they were doingit throughout the whole day.

(39:19):
Oh, damn.
They wouldn't let her eat.
They wouldn't let her drink,eat or eat Fuck it, no man.
Uh, drink, eat or eat, fuckingno man.
They wouldn't let her eat ordrink beans or frijoles,
tortillas or tortillas, um, andthey, basically, they, basically
, uh, they kept doing that toher because they were like in

(39:41):
the middle of of um, you knowwhat is it called, damn Of the
exorcism and whatnot, and itwent for so many days and then
she eventually died and theyjust said the devil took her.
But, then the doctors went inthere.

(40:01):
Y'all killed her.
They found out they killed herLike they killed her because she
was malnourished, she was weak,I think she was sick, but it
all led from them just thinkingthat she was possessed that they
just went to the extreme routeand they didn't even bother
checking on her or anything likethat, or the vitals.
I mean, I know it was back inthe day, but still.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
So they started the demon.
They killed the demon and her.
Yeah, that's a win in my book.
They started that demon.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
The demon went hungry .

Speaker 2 (40:33):
The motherfucker sunk down with his ship.
He said you know what If I'mgoing to die.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
I'm going to take a good feed, god.
I'm going to eat now.
But yeah see, they ended upcharging the parents and the
church and everybody that wasinvolved in that.
Quote, unquote exorcism.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Oh, I do have that one.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
So some of the symptoms, like I said,
hallucinations, seeing, hearingor feeling things that are not
actually present, the changes inpersonalities or sudden shifts
in demeanor Into social behavioror becoming withdrawn that's
the other thing.
Sometimes people think thatpossessions are like quick, they
sometimes take time and, uh, Ihaven't even thought about that.

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Yeah, sometimes people startedwithdrawing, like if they were
like you know, they used to goout a lot or like be cheerful,
and now they're just all.
They start separatingthemselves from the people and
whatnot, speaking in unfamiliarlanguages.
We are going to cover that InMinecraft enchantment table,
like a villager, yeah, maybewe're going to go.

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Some physical manifestationsthese include tremors,
convulsions or other physicalsymptoms.
They also will feel intensefear, anxiety, fear, anxiety,
anger or the strong negativeemotions uh, the big one, of
course, is aversion to religiousobjects or rituals, show
hostility or discomfort aroundreligious symbols, places or
practices.
Um, I've seen that, but I'vealso seen where people that were

(42:06):
just sick would recoil from, um, like, uh, religious objects.
So, um, the main one right hereis superhuman strength, though
that I know.
Uh, they'll gain like increased, like they'll get a little
strength buff on them but I knowlike when the adrenaline's
pumping through your body that'sawesome.
That's thing too.
The body's capable of doingcrazy stuff.

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So I see like half of it likewell, I'll get your opinion,
yeah yeah, yeah, some cultures'possessions are seen as a real
spiritual or supernaturalphenomenon where a spirit or
entity takes control.
I think I wrote that down twice, I think I said that at the
beginning.
My fault.
All these cultural beliefs,like I mentioned earlier older,
often influence how symptoms areinterpreted and addressed.

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Some individuals may seek helpfrom religious or spiritual
leaders such as shamans,exorcists, in addition to or
instead of medical orpsychological treatment.
So that's all kind of the facts.
Uh, that I for that.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
A little bit of the science of what, oh yeah,
between, not just, orpossessions, yeah possessions,
possessions and exorcism yeah,they go in it, but not just that
.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Everything is.
I think we're big on that here.
Spiritual yeah not justeverything is spiritual, like
obviously.
Like if there's like I saidbefore I used to believe any
little thing, oh, it's somethingscary, you know, it's something
paranormal.
Now I just started to lean tolike let's find a rational
solution, like now, you knowmedical, wise and stuff like
that.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
It's like they start crawling on the wall like a
spider, turn their head upsidedown.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
She might.
She might have eczema FX1, youknow, shit, shit, darling Take
it to the doctor, you'll see.
Her hair turns around fucking360.
She might be diabetic, you know.
Scoliosis, scoliosis, I'mcalling it Pythian scoliosis.
Speaking in like in old Latin,my baby bilingual While she's

(44:09):
well educated.
She's ahead of the curve.
She's been like this sincebirth.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
She's been on them books.
So what do you think then?
Like you said back then, youused to think it was all
spiritual.
But now how do you truly feelabout the whole spiritual
warfare?

Speaker 1 (44:26):
The spiritual, like spiritual warfare or like the
whole the spiritual, I believe.
I feel like you just got toplay, like Play with it.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Play in a sense.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Yeah, I twirl it sometimes and spit on it I feel
like I feel, like you can feelthat I feel like I feel
personally, I've never beennowhere near an exorcism or or
like someone that's beenpossessed or anything like that,
but I feel like the stuff Ihave been around, just the small
stuff, you know, just justsomething small.
You can feel the energy.
It's a different type of energy.
You can, I don't know.

(45:00):
It's just that you can feel theenergy like in a possession is
more evil, you know.
So I don't see how you wouldn'tfeel that, that energy of like
now, because obviously you knowwe've seen people on the street
screaming and doing all crazyshit.
I see them and I'm not thinking, oh, that bitch says, you know
somebody calling fiends, youknow it's, it's just different,

(45:25):
it's and that's all.
It's also your, you having youropen mind to like there's other
possibilities than what's goingon right now.
Like the case I was describingearlier, there was just a focus
on the religious aspect.
They were just because of theculture and everything over
there and I feel like if theywould have went to a medical,
medical route, they would haveprobably had better success and

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and figure out what was going on.
And I feel like if you do gothe medical route and this like
because there's been cases wherethey do go the medical route
and they try every option andstuff still doesn't help then
you know sometimes those peoplewill go to like a witch or
something to figure out what'sgoing on with them and then you
know it's just me personally, Iwould try science first, and if,
like you know, it's just me,personally, I would try science

(46:08):
first and if, like you know,it's some crazy shit, like I
don't know what it could be.
But if it's some crazy shit andthey can't figure out, then you
know technology is, and medicinehas advanced so far now that
I'm pretty sure they canpinpoint what's going on your
child just autistic.
Man, like just autistic.

(46:29):
We can't call him retarded, nomore.
He's just autistic, can't doshit about it me personally.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
I feel the same way like.
I feel like it's 50 50, like ifyou prone yourself to it,
you're likely to, I guess,manipulate your own mind and
yeah, like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Like you close your yourself off to like this, you
get, so you get tunnel vision,like this is what it is.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
My only solution is is because your brain plays a
big part into it too, like I say, like, if you, uh, how would
you say um prime yourself for it?
Like exactly.
Oh, there's a shadow rightthere, but in reality just like
a pile of clothes exactly that'show that's happened to me
you're like playing withyourself, like literally, yeah,
literally, just that fuckingperson.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
He's back watching me .
What a creep.
We meet again.
Why am I still hard?
Why can't I stop?

Speaker 2 (47:25):
yeah, we need help, but, um, nah, it's like, like I
said, like I agree with that,like I mean you gotta had some
logic to it, but don't closeyourself off on either side on
the exact on either side, likeyou.
Sometimes you do need a senseof spiritualism to help you get
through some stuff, becausethere's some stuff that science
can't explain exactly.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
There's definitely some stuff like somebody could
be term, be terminally ill.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
And then they go like on a religious venture or
something and then boom theycome back and they're cured.
I'm not saying it's gonnahappen.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Y'all heard it here first At Cosmic Cove, reverence
has said you put 500 in thecasino slot.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
You go, make that money, get enough to take a
first class, go on a flight, goto a shaman or something, and
then he's going to send you on ajourney to heal yourself and
you'll be healed and rich.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
When you come back, guaranteed Fuck or your money
back.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
I need my lawyers.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
I need a lawyer up quick.
But actually, speaking on this,one time I had this like this,
uh, really, really bad fever,like extremely like a super,
super bad fever, and I started Idon't remember this.
My mom told me this.
She said I started telling herI got, I got, uh, I got stuff in
my head like I got, uh, there'sdemons in my head.

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Like I started telling her thatlike because, but I was like
delus, I was like all like uh,from where I?
But it was my fever that was sohigh, like it was calling me out
of nowhere.
And my mom said she was tryingto touch me and everything.
I was just like my eyes werejust rolling back and stuff like
that.
And she got.
She said she got scared, likeshe dead ass got scared.

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But then she was like she andshe started to think, like you
know, she got scared because shewas thinking like whatever he's
possessed, like that's likewhatever he's possessed,
something like that.
But then she was like no, likelet's, let's, let's look at this
.
Like she started touching melike I was running a fever but I
know in some sometimes they saylike possessions, they're
running fevers.
But my mom, she, literally shewent the the medical side first,

(49:25):
because uh they took me to thehospital and everything, and
that's all it was.
It was just a fever Came back tothe house and it was so.
Imagine, bro, I could have been.
I could have been right therehaving a big ass fever.
They would have started dancing, fucking, throwing leaves on me
and spitting in my face and getthe water cut.
A chicken lit that shit lit.
A flame lit a flame on thatshit cut a chicken head off,

(49:48):
started started putting bloodall over me.
Meanwhile I'm over therefucking my brain cooking alive.
You feel me?
That could've happened.
That could've.
That's a legit thing.
Y'all wouldn't be here.
I would not be here tellingthat story right now.
No, no, no, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
I actually have like a somewhat encounter with it,
like I have like a someoneencounter with it.
I have like two stories realquick.
Okay, go ahead.
One I'm not going to disclosewho it was, but it's somebody
that I'm close with.
They came knocking at my doorand they were like can you take
me to this person's house?

Speaker 1 (50:21):
You want more water, my bad bro.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
No, it's all good, bro.
They're like can you take me tothis person's house?
And I was like uh, no, like Iwas like it's, it's uh.
I was like no, because it'slate, and they kept saying can
you please take me?
Can you please take me?

Speaker 1 (50:37):
it's like they weren't listening.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
I was like I kept telling them no, no, no.
And then I called the person.
Like hey, such and such, onceyou go, wants to go to your
house.
And they're like hell, no, it'slate, what the fuck is wrong
with them but they were like sodetermined on wanting to go and
like the look on their face waslike it didn't seem right.
Like I don't know somethingabout the eyes, bro, like I did,

(51:00):
that ass looked this person inthe eyes and it just didn't seem
right, like something seemedthe eye, shaker the eyes.
They were like right, it seemedlike off, like they were like
hollow or some shit like theywere gone.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Like they were gone.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Yeah, they were like the black eyed kids type thing
okay, okay and I was like I justlooked at them and they just
looked at me and I was likesomething's not right, but I'm
not afraid it's just like whatthe fuck is going on and, uh, I
was like, look, you need to gohome, go to sleep, I'll take you
tomorrow.
And they just kept saying takeme, take me.

(51:33):
If you can't take me, can youtell yaya to take me?
I'm like no, oh, I was like no,I was like go home, go to sleep
.
And I closed my door, locked itand, uh, that was pretty much
the end of that.
I don't know what the fuckhappened what happened damn but
it was just like weird.
It was just like that like offputting something with the eyes.
Yeah, something with the eyes,like the person was just like

(51:53):
staring blank at me like I needto go take me, oh, no what the
fuck.
they're like I need to go, Ineed to go there now and I'm
like, no, what the fuck is wrongwith you.
And then this other time I wasworking for Spectrum I think I
told you about that with thatlady.
She had like mental illness orsomething she just got out of

(52:13):
like wherever she went to gethelp from.
But she was crazy, bro.
She was like saying a bunch ofcrazy stuff and then she was
yelling at her mom and like themom was already like 70, 80
years old.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
So she couldn't hear.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
And I had to try to like connect, connect her
internet, and the daughter waslike 40, 50 something.
She was like screaming, goingcrazy, and she would like.
She'd like calm down, sit onthe couch and then she'd like
start moving her body left andright, start moving her head,
start shaking her head and thenshe'd say the devil, the devil's
here, the devil's dick is here,or some shit like that.
She was like oh my god, I smellthe devil's penis, I'm over

(52:52):
here, I'm over beside her ain'tno way she smell me ain't no way
she smell me.
Don't worry, you can't that shitprofessional.
I'm gonna bust it fucking live.
Cause I was like I wasn'tscared, I just looked at her
like I would have that bushemilook, just because the mom was
like, yeah, she was so old, soshe was just like shaking her

(53:13):
head like like nothing was goingon, she couldn't hear and she
looked at her shit.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
All about she could.
She turned her shit off.
What?

Speaker 2 (53:20):
because she couldn't hear nothing.
So I'm over, like what the fuckis going on here?
And then she's saying the devildick is here, she got it, it's
in here.
I feel it.
Ah, it's coming back for me.
I'm like, oh, my goodnessgracious, this is crazy I'm over
here trying to say, I'm tryingto set up the lady's internet

(53:42):
and then her phone service.
I'm like there's no way I wouldget paid Enough for this.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Yo, she don't need Wafa dog, she don't need, she
need.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Jesus, yo.
And she Fuck.
It was crazy Cause the momWasn't responding To the
daughter or whatever.
And then she got up, got infront of the Mama's face and
she's like she was like Cussingaround, saying all this Crazy
stuff.
She got up, got in front of themama's face and she was like
she was like cussing aroundsaying all this crazy stuff and
the daughter's like I mean, themom was like what she was like,

(54:14):
do you want something to drink?
I'm like, oh my goodness, it'slike someone that's like
completely insane and someonethat's sane but like elderly.
That was like a whole comedicskit right there bro.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Holy shit, but I cannot bro.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
It was.
It was crazy, bro.
And then that you want someoneto drink with it took me the
fuck out bro I was like I needto get out of here.
So I hurried up, got everythingsituated, got everything fixed.
I was like, all right, I'mleaving.
And she's like what she's like?
Literally, she had to put herear right there, like by my
mouth and I had to tell her allright I'm gonna leave you know

(54:51):
everything's connected.
Looked her ear real quick andit ran out, and then yeah and uh
, the daughter followed meoutside and she started calling
me michael.
She was like michael, they'retrying to take me away.
They want to take me, michael,take me with you, michael.
I was like Michael.

(55:12):
I looked at the lady.
I was like ma'am, my name isnot Michael.
I was like you need to get somehelp.
I was like you need to justcalm down, relax and go back
inside.
I was like nothing's happening,you're okay, nothing's.

(55:38):
And go back inside.
I was like nothing, nothing'shappening, you're okay,
nothing's gonna happen, you'refine.
No, no, yeah, I'm like rightthere at my van.
And then I was like, bro, Iclosed my door, please.
No, I'm like, bro, what is shestarted crying?
Bro, like she like it was likegenuinely like if she was
getting left by her son or someshit.
I was like what the fuck isgoing on, bro?
That shit was crazy.
I was like, yeah, I'm clockingout after this, I'm going.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
You a better man than me, bro.
I would've robbed the showerthere.
But what it's?
Nobody gonna believe her.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
There's nobody gonna believe the daughter, then the
grandma she wasn't gonna be ableto hear anything?
She wouldn't even respond, broshe was like so like chill, she
was just like sitting there,like like nothing, just a chill
dude.
Chill as fuck you want orangejuice?

Speaker 1 (56:22):
I'm okay and see look , that's a perfect what.
Back in the day, that lady'spossessed Both of them, bro.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
She can't hear you, she's possessed.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
One's seen now and one's crazy.
Figure out which one's which.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
See, that would have been possessed.
Like you said, she was justreleased from the what is it?
Called Trauma center, nottrauma center.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
I don't know what it's called, I just call it the
loony house.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
I know it has a proper name.
I know it has a proper name.
I can't think of the propername.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Yeah, that was pretty crazy.
That was like my personalaccount.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
That is insane bro, that is oh damn bro, that is oh
damn.
My back hurts, but I told you,but you didn't lay back, oh,
pull it towards.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Yeah, I got you.
Oh, appreciate it.
Yes, ah, my fault.
Y'all had to readjust go aheadbro, because I know I was gonna
say you can pull this towardsyou, but oh, yeah, that's good,
that's good.
Ah, now we chilling.
Now we chilling.
Go ahead make this a three-hourepisode.
But yeah, that was my accountwith it bro.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
That is insane, bro.
That is.
And see, that's too very, toovery.
You said the first one was calmbut there was just nothing in
their eyes, type shit.
And then the second one, thelady going about some devil dick
and shit.
You know it's the duality andto my understanding you feel
like the first one you were justlike nothing was there.

(57:55):
You know Something is off,right, something is off.
But for the lady you just knewshe was just crazy, like it's.
Like I said, it's crazy how wecan get to that point now, to
where we kind of start figuringout of what it is, cause back in
the day it was just a good,good luck really, type type

(58:18):
situation.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Right.
I don't know what ended uphappening, but you know,
hopefully that lady foundhelpers, right.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Hopefully she got.
She got something, she gotlooked at or something, but
cause that's crazy.
All right, I'm going to tellyou some of the cases I have.
Like I said, I'm just going toskim through them.
So the first case I got here isof Anneliese Michael, a German

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woman who underwent 67 exorcismsright before her death in 1976.
Her case oh the fuck I'd belike that for Is that, is that
terrible?
Her case, while marked byreligious rituals, also involved
diagnosis of epilepticpsychosis and manic depression,
highlighting the complexities ofattributing such phenomena to
possession attributing suchphenomena to possession.

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Her case became highlypublicized and her parents and
the priests who performed theexorcism were convicted of
negligent homicide due to herdeath from malnutrition and
dehydration.
Just like I said, I got itright.
I remember.
I told you about Sunday.
Wait, what did I say?
Once I remember my notes, I'mpossessed.
He knows too much.
Next case I have is Roland Doeslash, Robbie Manham.

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This case, documented by theCatholic priest in the late
1940s, involved a young boy whoallegedly exhibited signs of
demonic possession.
The case was the basis forWilliam Peter Blady's novel the
Exorcist and the subsequent filmgreatly popularizing the idea
of demonic possession.
So that's what they're.

(59:52):
Both of those stories was basedon the book and the movie off
of.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Next I have the London nuns.
17th century France.
The nuns of Ursuline Convent inLudun claimed to be possessed
by demons, leading to publicexorcisms and mass hysteria.
This case is famous for itsscale and the widespread
attention it garnered.
So this one was crazy becausethe whole town was believing

(01:00:23):
this, like that's.
The other thing with the two isit has to go a little bit with
mass hysteria.
Next case is the other thingwith with the two is it has to
go a little bit with masshysteria, uh-huh, uh.
Next case is clara germana cele, a south african school girl
who was reportedly possessed in1906.
After making a pact with thedevil, she was subjected to
exorcisms, where she displayedsupernatural abilities and
physical reactions to holy waterthat's some pretty crazy cases

(01:00:47):
right there, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
I like, uh, they're like interesting because they do
play into both parts, becausethey're like parts of the case
where you're like, well,obviously it's just science.
Like they're sick, why is thetable floating though?
Or why there you go, exactlyyeah that's when you're like all
right, there's something elseto this.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
But I think there's.
There's a beauty to it too,like we said to, where you can
see both sides and are open toboth sides.
That allows you to likeactually piece together what's
really going on.
Okay, so my final one is GeorgeLukens and a 18th century
tailor in England who believedhe was possessed by seven devils

(01:01:28):
.
His case involved in anexorcism performed by seven
priests and resulted in hisrecovery, allegedly.
I got a couple more how welooking on time bro.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Just one hour and two minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
Want me to keep going ?

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
It's up to you what you think, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
It's up to you bro, I'm just going to tell you right
quick how to get rid ofpossessions.
In cases of suspected demonicpossessions, various religious
and secular approaches areemployed to address the issue,
often involving prayer,blessings and potentially
exorcisms.
However, it is important torecognize that such phenomena
are also viewed through aclinical lens.
However, it is important torecognize that such phenomena

(01:02:11):
are also viewed through aclinical lens, with some medical
professionals suggesting thatsymptoms attributed to
possession might bemanifestations of mental illness
.
So basically, everything we sayup to this point.
So, with prayer and blessings,religious leaders or
practitioners may offer prayersand blessings, either for the
individual or their environment,as means of spiritual cleansing

(01:02:31):
and protection.
I say that's like the yourfirst go-to to see if there's
actually something like cleanseyour house or something.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Yeah, like the person .

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Yeah, you just kind of just give them a cleanse.
You know, like you said, thehouse or the person, and I feel
like that's a good just to see,see what happens.
Like I feel like, especially ifyou cleanse in somewhere where
there is a demonic position,they're not gonna like that, so
they're they're likely to reactto that.
But I feel like, if they dothat, because the cleansing is
just a cleansing, like this islike prayer and something very

(01:02:59):
calm, it's a chill event.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Um, or like the uh what's it called?

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
uh, what's that shit called with the web was egg
cleansing yeah, egg cleansingyeah, we just rub eggs around
you.
That's.
That's another thing too.
That's that's really just tocheck, like what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
That's like a that's just like a diagnosis.
Yeah, that's the vibe exactlyperfect.
That's the vibe check reallyfor all the people that don't
know.
There's like some cultures thatstudy well, not study.
They practice like where youget like a chicken egg.
I don't think it has, to be aspecific one does it.
I'm not sure if it's a specific, I don't think people have like
different variations, like fromwhat I've grown up with for
different, yeah, different, uh,yeah literally different.

(01:03:36):
Different cultures havedifferent because what I was
told where what I grew up withwas like you get the webel and
then, like you go all over yourbody, like all over everything,
like every crevice or everything, but you're supposed to like
say like a prayer while you'redoing it, and then from there
you get like a cup, fill it upwith water well, don't fill it
all the way up, but you putwater in there or something, I
think.
Then you crack the egg, youthrow the egg in there and

(01:04:01):
you're not supposed to look downinto the cup, and then I don't
know what you're supposed to dowith that thing.
You just throw it away or youflush it down the toilet or
something.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
You got to cook it, bro.
Now you're eating the demon bro.
Now something similar to whatyou oh, what are you doing, my
bad bro To what I know is justyou, bless you, bro.
Basically, you just rub it allover.
You Just have like goodthoughts, like you know, I want
to know whatever's with me, youknow.
Just kind of have like goodmentality through the whole

(01:04:30):
thing and then, as far as what Iknow, you can fill it in the
egg.
The egg will gain a differentweight, it will become heavier
and that's like, basically, it'scapturing whatever you had
going on.
It will capture it and then, ifyou crack it, you should be
able to see People that know.
They know it's supposed tocrack a certain way.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
And they can see, they can read the egg.
Yeah, some people can interpretthe yolk.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Yeah, they can interpret the yolk.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
That's pretty crazy, right there yeah because if it's
cloudy, sometimes they also saythe egg can get cooked.
Oh yeah, that means you got somuch stuff attached to you so
the egg starts getting cooked.
Like obviously you know youcrack a runny egg, it's gonna be
running.
But sometimes if they crack itand it'll start like solidifying
shit, like that, it means yougot stuff with you it varies,
like we said, it varies fromculture to culture or like what

(01:05:19):
people know some people say youget like a bloody egg, or like a
bloody egg too.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
I've heard that one too.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Yeah, I heard that one too we need to make a chart.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
If your egg looks like this, it just means this.
If it looks like this you havethis.
We're going to get it all wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
It's not like my shit turn green.
What the fuck that mean youthere, motherfucker?
You need to start eating noeggs.
It means you eat too much eggs.
That means you eating too much.
That's the Dr Tewi shit you gotgreen eggs, Okay.
So so, after the prayer andblessing, after the chill shit,

(01:05:54):
what comes to the exorcism?
Exorcism, the exorcism, is aritual involving specific
prayers, incantations andsymbolic actions performed by
religious authorities to driveout evil spirits, and this is a
practice found across manycultures and religions.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but Ibelieve in the Catholic ones.
They need approval from theVatican, that's what they say.

(01:06:15):
To perform an exorcism.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
I really don't know the whole procedure, but that's
what they say.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
There's going to be another type of exorcism.
We got the possessions Now weneed, because it varies too.
Some people can do it, otherpeople can't do it.
Some people say you got to bestrong in faith.
Other people mean you have thatpower to be able to do it.
It varies All that.

(01:06:44):
So many factors andpsychological approaches.
Of course, this is like thescience way.
It's psychotherapy Medication.
In some cases, medications likeneuroleptics, also known as

(01:07:04):
antipsychotics, may be used tomanage symptoms that are
resistant to other treatments,so something's not going on.
They might medicine, might be,if that's what your body needs.
But obviously, like we saidbefore, if you know you're
taking it, you're takingmedication and stuff is still
levitating in your house.
Maybe it's not.

(01:07:25):
Maybe go get some help, maybego get some different type of
help.
Call the Ghostbusters, call theGhostbusters.
Call the Ghostbusters then?
Yeah, because, like we saidbefore, it is crucial to
differentiate between truespiritual possession and mental
illness.
Thorough evaluation by mentalhealth professionals is often
recommended to assess theindividual's condition and
determine the most appropriatecourse of action.

(01:07:46):
That's basically all I have.
Just one final thing before.
I just think Ed and Lorrainedid exorcisms.
According to my investigation,they only did paranormal
investigating, but they did notperform any exorcisms.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
Oh shit, that's a clip right there.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
According to my research.
I just want to put that outbecause I thought they did that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Damn, we've been lying to this whole time, whole
time.
I was thinking they did likeexorcisms.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
That's what I thought .

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
That's what I thought too so the movies was just
gassing the whole thing up.
There's no way.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
We're going to have to cover them.
We're going to deep dive intoit.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Don't worry, we'll do , do, do, do, do, do, do, do,
coming in live first, we'll comein here with the breaking news
that Ed and Lorraine Warren onlygassed up the whole situation.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
They in fact did not do a single exorcism.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
But damn bro, that's pretty crazy right there.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
That's insane.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Is there anything else that you had to say about
it?

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
no, that was basically.
It, just uh.
Just like we've been sayingthrough the whole thing just
look at it with open mind.
It ain't always just onecorrect answer.
You know there's, like I said,if, if, uh, if you're seeing
people, if you're talking topeople, nobody else sees them.
You know, it could beschizophrenia.

(01:09:10):
It could be schizophrenia atthe same time.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
God forbid I have imaginary friends.
God forbid I have imaginaryfriends that have cool powers,
that can move shit.
Yes, they might try and cut me.
Yes, they might say give meyour blood.
Yes, they might say I'm takingover your soul.
But that's just minor thingsand that's just them being silly
.
Those are my friends.
They're here to stay.
Don't touch them.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Don't judge them.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Don't judge them Before I get angry Before we
start levitating start rotatinghis head, turn into 11, just
start flowing.
No, start bleeding here, honey.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
She just needs her antipsychotics.
She's just just a little crazytoday, but uh, but yeah, just,
just, uh, just keep it over mind, you know, just don't think
it's one solution.
There's, uh, it's a serioustopic, even though we made jokes
through the whole thing.
But, um, it's, uh, it's, it'sserious, because you could be
playing with somebody's life atthe end of the day no, I agree.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Sorry, I agree room y'all just be safe out there
obviously, like we said, if youcan, if if you can go to like an
urgent care or something,they'll figure it out go to your
low, go to your nearest urgentcare, they'll get you fixed.
Just make sure it's not youtell them it's not work related
because then that's whyinsurance gets involved.

(01:10:27):
And then you got lawyers and hehas a headache that's where it
gets messy but um, y'all just besafe out there and if you do
feel like you have something,obviously like try and like
think about it real quick.
Like you know, do they probablyjust need ibuprofen, do they
need something or?
Or is something else going on.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
I say, talk to your friends, you know, just talk to
them.
What I like to do is see whatother people's point of view,
because it's different seeing itfrom the outside, but it's also
different if you actuallyexperience it and if you really
feel like something's going onin the house, have them pull up
to your house, have them likeScooby-Doo shit, get a van, get

(01:11:09):
four friends, get a dog and justinvestigate, see what it is,
see if you really just goingcrazy, or is it just Mr Jenkins,
or just, but yeah, that's itfor me.
Yeah, y'all be safe out there.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
But y'all let us know if y'all have any cool,
interesting possession storiesor y'all have anything that
y'all know or or any practicesthat y'all might do or
somebody's culture might do, ohyeah, or like, just like, what
would y'all do if y'all like hadto cleanse yourself from like
bad vibes and stuff?
Obviously we said the limpiadawith like the eggs and
everything, but let us know ifthere's something that y'all do.
I don't know if y'all use likea rock or something, or y'all
crush a rock or I don't knowthem.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
Gems.
Crush a rock.
Get a light bulb.
Put the rocks in the light bulb, put a fire, then get the light
bulb.
Get a spoon.
Get a syringe.
Get a tourniquet.
Fucking find an alley dude.
Wait till it's fucking two inthe morning, but I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Fight a cat where the cat, where the cat?
Um, y'all let us know, though,messages at cosmic cove, at
k-o-s-m-i-c space no underscorec-o-v-e on instagram or on
tiktok.
But uh, we're gonna go aheadand head off to the next subject
fear.

(01:12:28):
Is it all in your mind or couldit be real?
Welcome to fear, fact orfiction.
The spooky, the scary, thealmighty, the all-knowing.
Let the people know what thisone is.

(01:12:49):
This one's good because it hasa good lead up.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
It's gonna have a good transition into the, into
the final one, I think get agood transition from from this
previous one to this one uh, itplays in today's times type
we're gonna be talking about uhpazuzu.
I put, I put the name down, youput the other things demon and
I put the name down.
I was like where the fuck isthis?

Speaker 2 (01:13:11):
we're gonna be talking about.
Yes, all right, let me pull upmy notes.
Now I can finally interject.
False your honor he's capping.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
All his notes are false all right.

Speaker 2 (01:13:23):
So this is obviously about pazuzu, or, as some know
him as the Demon of the Wind.
Pazuzu is like a Mesopotamiandemon, primarily known from, I
don't know, from Mesopotamia.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
From Mesopotamia, silly.
Keep up now.
Keep up now.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
Asrian, I think that's how you say it, and
Babylonian mythology Dating backto the first millennium BCE.
He emerged during theneo-asrian I think that's how
you say it period roughly 900 to600 bce, though, so some
suggest like earlier origins.
So the ancient mesopotamia areawas like iran, like syria, uh

(01:14:02):
parts of turkey, I think, andiraq, I mean iraq, I think,
think, and iraq, I mean iraq, Ithink.
Um pazuzu's name and mythology,uh references are found in uh
akkadian, akkadian, akkadian,the dominant language of ancient
uh asria and babylonia.
You have like about pazuzu,like what he looks like and all

(01:14:26):
that stuff yeah I got a crazy.
Check this out, check this out,go ahead, tell the people what
he looks like and all that stuff.
Yeah, I got a crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
Check this out.
Check this out.
Go ahead, Tell the people whathe looks like.
He is often depicted with ahuman-like body and two claws
for hands and feet, two pairs ofwings, a scorpion's tail, a
serpentine penis and a head thatcombines features of a lion or
dog, with horns, bulging eyesand a snarling canine mouth.
His right hand typically pointsupwards and his left hand

(01:14:50):
downwards, symbolizing life anddeath or creation and
destruction.
So for the appearance, I foundone appearance nothing like this
one.
And then I found the second oneand I was like okay, so they
were just trying to sugarcoat it.
I was like nah, put that penisin there.
Tell me how that penis look.
That's the main thing.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Man was hung.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
I came here, motherfucker, be saying that
hung like a hoe.
He had a snake for a dick.
Literally Head and everything,head and everything.
But yeah, so he plays aparadoxical role.
I seen that, because, eventhough he's an evil demon
associated with destruction,pazuzu also invoked was also

(01:15:32):
sorry.
Pazuzu was also invoked forprotection against other
malevolent spirits and diseases.
According to the World HistoryEncyclopedia, that's crazy,
right there.
So hold on.
So the thing about it is thatin my Mesopotamian mythology the
nuance of nature of demons it'snot like it is now like so it

(01:15:58):
wasn't like it is now wheredemons are just evil they
believe they had like their own,they were just like powerful
forces, even though they weredangerous.
They could also be harnessedfor protection through proper
rituals and incantations.
So that's how they play.
Because I said because,honestly, when I was researching
him I was like wait, loki had alot of good stuff that he did

(01:16:19):
and stuff like that.
I was like I thought this manwas just Straight up.

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
I thought he was evil .

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
Yeah, but that's crazy because that's part of
their culture, like the way theysaw demons was.
You know, even though they'repowerful and they can harm you,
they can help you if you askthem, which I think that's.

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
That's pretty crazy.
That's kind of how it was backin the day.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Like with some of the Greek mythology and shit like
that you know, like, if you askthe gods for help like but they
could also like they will alsoblame the gods for destroying
like their cities and stuff likethat.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
That makes sense.
That makes a lot of sense rightthere.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
So he was particularly known for his role
in warding off the demonessAmashtu.
So apparently that was his op,was his op, that was that was
his main op, right there.
Uh, so she prayed on pregnantwoman and infants and amulets
and talismans depicted pasuzuwere used for protection against
evil.
Okay, that's all I got for forthat one all right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:22):
Well, I also saw that he was, like he's known as the
demon of famine yep, y'all seenthat a famine plague and disease
, especially during the summermonths.
Uh posuzu embodied this wind,making him a harbinger of
illness and pestilence, sopretty much that's what he's
known as the demon of the wind,but the demon of famine so yeah

(01:17:44):
because I could have sworn likewell, all the people talking
about him right now, they weresaying he's like a mischievous
person.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
That's the original, but I never saw anything like
that.
So, yeah, so exactly, I wasgonna get to that.
That's apparently that's theirthe new thing they're doing for
the demon, like that's that'stheir new version of it.
But essentially what you and mewe looked up was the original,
like how it started.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
Yeah, like ancient texts and everything, because
there's like ancient texts, likethere's slabs, there's like old
jewelry, like he's actuallyrecorded.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Yeah like he's recorded.
They used them as protectionand it's crazy, like the duality
I feel like but we'll cover itlater but I feel like the way
they're changing it now is justbecause of that brand gaining so
much, uh, movement andpopularity.
What was the popularity?

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
That's what I feel people are saying, like they're
trying to like just make it seemlike he's just all bad, like
they're not putting all thefacts in there.
So in some texts, pesucu isdescribed as engaging in battles
against other wind demons,emerging victorious and
establishing his dominance.
Pesutu is believed to haveoriginated in 1st millennium BCE

(01:18:55):
, with archaeological evidencedating back to the 8th century
BCE.
So, like we said, I'm going tovote for Ben.
We've been on the bottom reallyabout him, really.
Um, some scholars suggest thatpesusu may have been influenced
by the egyptian protective deitybest, best due to shared
features and functions.
So I mean, that's, that's avery common thing of seeing old,

(01:19:18):
like even older, civilizationsinfluencing, like the newer,
modern civilizations.
Um, uh, let's see.
Well, we already covered.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Like the amulets and statues depicting pesu su were
popular in mesopotamia because Idid see, like they even said
they found images of him, likearchaeological finds of his
image on small bronze amuletswhich was carried or worn for
protection yep on clay plaqueson cylinder used to stamp images

(01:19:48):
into clay and head-shapedtalismans meant to hang in homes
or above baby crates.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Yeah, like for them, that was their duality.
They knew he bought destruction, but with it they really used
him as a protection.
We use some Zantos now forprotection.
I see that's what they weredoing, like that's what they had
at the time and that's uh itit's.
For me, it's just crazy the waythey yeah, they could they

(01:20:17):
could perceive that, like weknow he's evil.
But uh, he low-key helpingeverybody helping everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
Yeah, that's pretty crazy right there.
I don't know how I feel aboutit, but that that's that's
insane right there.
Also saw that the BritishMuseum has a has a number of
Pazuzu figurines okay, andtablets.
And then there's this museum inParis that like um, they have
like a bronze Pazuzu head amuletfrom the 7th century.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
Oh shit.
So like there's actual.
Yeah, there's a lot of evidence, there's like recordings of him
from like way back in the day.
And I feel like there's more mybad bro.
I feel like there was more good, like people saw him better
than there is, like more of thebad stuff.
Pazuzu's image was also used inhealing rituals to protect the

(01:21:07):
sick from evil influences.
So once again, you know they'rejust using him as, uh, as a
protection, um, uh, pursuers.
Okay, so I'm gonna get thisbasically because, honestly, I
don't have much you could saybad stuff to say about him yeah,
I don't either't either.
It's more good stuff, but I dohave some of the influence he

(01:21:28):
has on modern culture.
So, funny enough, I like thiswhen I found this because it
tied in with the first topic heis believed to.
Oh sorry, pazuzu gained widerrecognition through his
portrayal as a demon possessingthe girl in the film the
Exorcist.
I just had that note rightthere.
Oh, you just had that one.
For me.
I was like, oh shit, this is alot, though Too good.
I like when I found that, yeah,contrary to the portrayal it's

(01:21:53):
important to know that theportrayal of Pazuzu in the
Exorcist is purely evil,deviates from his original
Mesopotamian context, where hepossesses a more complex and
ambiguous nature.
So, yeah, like you were saying,bro, like yeah, now they're
just trying to make it look likeevil and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
But according to all the research right, according to
what people use them for.
He wasn't doing bad.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
He was protecting them from other demons for like
from other, like uh, creatures.
Uh, because they said he waslike a neutral.
Neutral, yeah, like he wasn.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
He wasn't really evil , he was just more like neutral,
like if you needed help, youhad to do a ritual, for you had
to summon him to help you.
Yeah, but I'm not saying it's agood thing.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
You heard it here first Cosmic Cove.
Summon him.
He will grant you all theriches, the wishes, anything you
want, no hidden fees, no, no,you won't lose a leg.
You won't lose your family.
Go to the casino, go for $100.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
Get your ticket, go get healed from the spiritual
people at the church.
Go with that money that you got, come back home, summon Pazuzu
and get all your protection.
We're going to be giving thiscourse for $14.99.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
We're going to be selling a get rich quick scheme.
All you need for this.
Let me tell you how it works.
You give us $100.
You invite two friends.
Those two friends give us $200.
Now, look, now you got $50 inyour pocket.

Speaker 2 (01:23:15):
Don't worry about where the rest of the money
going.
And we're going to do this inthe form.
We're going to graph everythingin the form of a triangle.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Just so we can keep track of how everything is going
.
You know Now, just so we cankeep track of how everything is
going.
You know, now those two friendsget two more friends and we
charge them two other friends$500 because they're coming in
late.
They're coming in late Now.
You got $25, and your friendsgot $25 in their pocket.
You keep doing this.
At the end of the week you'regoing to have like $100 in your
pocket after giving us the $300.

(01:23:42):
Easy, you know, tap in, holyshit.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
We just gave y'all the method for free.
We just gave y'all the methodfor free.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
So now you got to sign up.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Make sure to follow us for any more tips and tricks.
Follow me, I can be such a goodcult leader.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
Follow me.
If only people would listen.
Um, uh, pursuers like this andname have appeared in various
other media, including Futurama,according to medium, marvel
comic books, and even inspiringa wrestling stable.
Not sure what that means.
Um, now here's the.

(01:24:24):
Did you have any more factsbefore I want to give before
this final fact.
I have um.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
I have some facts, but you got it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
Go ahead, bro oh, it's just, I just want to end
out, end off on this, on thisone note um, it was just pretty
much saying like what they alldid with him, like with his
figures.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
They were like they said they were found facing
walls likely to ward off demonstrying to enter, so they would
put like figures of him facingtowards walls and stuff.
Uh, the snake-headed penis ofpazuzu symbolized fertility and
danger, again reflecting hiscontradictory nature.
Um many ancient birth bricksused for women in labor were

(01:25:02):
inscribed with his image.
Yeah, um, in one town, shit,sorry.
In one tablet he's described asscreaming like the desert wind,
scaring off even other demondemonic entities.

Speaker 1 (01:25:15):
And some archaeologists report unusual
conditions around sites wherepazuzu idols were found, like
mass infant burials nearby ohshit and stuff like that, but
that was pretty much it rightright, he did seem like more
like to say he helped, uh, hehelped, like, uh, kids and
mothers a lot, um.
So, final note, before, uh,this recent controversy arose,

(01:25:42):
um, with the conspiracy theorylinking the boo-boo dolls to
pussoozu, leading some fans todestroy their dolls.
So that's why he's making acomeback right now.
That's why he's uh, he was inour radars really, because a
little controversy, a little uh,a little theory that people had
on tiktok and it wasn't reallytoo much about him, besides all

(01:26:05):
the old facts and stuff likethat.
Yeah, hey, I found nothing butgood things about this demon.

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
That's why I'm scratching my head.
Maybe he is innocent.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Mr Pazuzu.
He might have needed a lawyer.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
Looking for you you have us.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
We have all the facts Now.

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
now, if you prefer us to two, then you're gonna get
50, you're gonna get 25 fromthose demons, and then we're
gonna get that, and then you'reeventually gonna pay off for
your fee.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
I mean your fees and fines for and that's how we,
that's how we offer, uh, how?
We offer free consultation youknow best, best in the city but
uh, what do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
what do you think about the whole thing?
The whole thing?
It was a short one, but I meanit was a short one, it's um yeah
, it surprised me.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
Like I said, it surprised me, I found like just
one, just one sense of him beingevil and then everything else
is just him.
Well, he was bringing famineand stuff like that.
But, mainly as long as youdidn't cross him.
Yeah, he really wasn't, as faras the notes that I found.
He really wasn't terrorizingpeople, even the fact that he

(01:27:22):
was in the exorcism.
That's a different version.
That's just a Hollywood versionof him.
It's not the real the factsthey got archaeological finds.

Speaker 2 (01:27:36):
I cannot argue with archaeological finds or like
text saying he did this or that.
I just can't argue with that.
I can't find nothing.
I tried to find.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
I tried.
Okay, we're going to make thisscary.
This is a whole demon.
It's going to be scary.
It's going to no Literally.

Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
There's no stories of him deceiving or mocking other
people.

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
He was just neutral, he was fair.

Speaker 2 (01:27:59):
He did like you said.
He did bring disease, famine,but he didn't do it for fun, it
was like a purpose to why he didit and that's a good thing too.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
I feel like back then there was a.
They played their roles, likein Greek mythology also, like
the gods had their roles, likethey did their, like they had a
purpose to the earth, likeautumn came or like the night
came because the god you know,would put a blanket over the sky
, shit like that.
Yeah, so um, yeah, I don't knowwhat to rate him.

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
I don't know what to uh, I don't know I mean, uh, I
mean it does bring famine andeverything and does bring like
disease so I mean that's prettybad um, yeah, you're comparing
it to like other he's saving kidmothers and children from from
I know bro, I really don't knowwhat to rate this.
What are we rating?

(01:28:48):
I don't even think.

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
You can rate this.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
We got to at least try.
I don't think we can rate himbecause he's neutral five,
neutral five.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
Minus in the half, minus in the middle Right,
neutral five.

Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
Yeah, neutral five, there you go, yeah, yeah,
because he's not he's not, he'snot purposely going out there.
I mean he could do something ifhe wanted to, but he chooses
not to right, because he'schilling.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
That's kind of like the charro negro right, like we
said, you know, oh, yeah, yeah,but you'd have to like accept
him you gotta accept that money.
Yeah, yeah, there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
Yeah, there you go they said like if you do accept
it, then bad stuff happens toyou, like he'll take you.

Speaker 1 (01:29:24):
As long as y'all ain't crossing him, we'll fuck
him up as well.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
It's not like La Bete De Jevon Don bro.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
That motherfucker was actively hunting.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
That motherfucker was waiting until you got out the
pub.
You talking about demon time.
That's a motherfucking 10.
Right there, bro.

Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
That motherfucker was plotting.
He knew where people were goingto be.
He knew where people were goingto be Deceiving everybody.
He knew my motherfucker wasescaping.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
If y'all haven't listened to that episode, go
back and listen to La Bete DeJebel Dan episode.
I don't remember what episodeit was, but that, right there,
that's a killer.
That motherfucker is.
That motherfucker is rightthere.

Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
That motherfucker was killing kids and moms and the
whole family, but motherfuckerdidn't give a fuck.
Motherfucker was leaving justlegs For real, you was just
hunters.
Hunters were getting hunted,they killed I don't know how
many wolves in the area and theycouldn't find them.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
That motherfucker a stone cold killer bro.
But yeah, we're going to rateit a five Y'all.
Let us know what y'all think.
Let us know if y'all let usknow if y'all have any
interesting details that wemight have missed or like any
stories right, some evil, someevil, make sure you have real
stories like come back with likefacts, like I'm not saying

(01:30:32):
y'all stuff is fake or that I'mspeaking nothing but the truth,
obviously like I might have gota couple things wrong, but I
mean enlighten me.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
Like tell me like what?

Speaker 2 (01:30:41):
what else was there that I might have missed, or
something?
I know how to spot the fakeones, man, because Wikipedia,
told me, and then they asked mefor $5 to help keep the website
up.
And I was like ugh.

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
And once you donate that $5, you can go in there and
change whatever you want.
My AI would not lie to me, man,I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (01:31:01):
Right, my shit would not lie to me.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
Maybe it is possessed by Pazuzu, that motherfucker
really paying $5 on Wikipediaand just wrote everything.
Y'all be chill, dude Fake neverjust lie to everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
But y'all let us know what y'all think, let us know
if y'all have any stories oranything that probably goes with
your religion, your culture.

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
But let's go ahead and head off to the last topic.
Oh Boom, ah Ah, pow, pow, pow,pow, pow, pow, pow.

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
So as it was spoiled a little bit, a little bit ago.
This next topic we're going totalk about the boo-boos Right.

Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
We're going'll talk about the booboos right, the
craze, the craze with thebooboos.
I ain't never buying the booboooff of timu again.
I'll be fucking damn.
I ain't never buying anotherlittle no I did that shit for
comedic purposes.
That shit was funny, though I'mabout to post a picture of it.
Yeah, if y'all watching theYouTube video Whenever, I do
post it up.
I'm trying to make a clip ofthis, but this is the.

Speaker 1 (01:32:08):
I ain't gonna lie.
You save Team Moolah Boob Boy,you save me that shit.
But I bust out laughing For ahot minute.
But I said Ain't no way bro,ain't no fucking way, oh shit.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
They said that I'm looking, that shit had me dead.

Speaker 1 (01:32:22):
When you said that, I was like they didn't even try.
They just gave it Two big guysthat call it the day.

Speaker 2 (01:32:29):
Oh shit, were you working when I sent you that?
Oh fuck, I sent it to Jared too.

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
My boss and I laughing.
My boss said Ain't no fuckingway.
But what the fuck is this?

Speaker 2 (01:32:40):
This shit had me dead bro.

Speaker 1 (01:32:41):
That shit was hilarious, bro.
Alright.
So If y'all know what a boo-boois, let me tell y'all what it
is Right.

Speaker 2 (01:32:50):
Maybe some people don't know.
Yeah, some people are probablylike why do I keep hearing about
these things?

Speaker 1 (01:32:54):
I honestly I didn't know until I actually did the
research, Because I was justseeing everywhere.
I was just seeing on Instagrampeople buying $80 for a boo-boo,
for a little thing.
I was seeing people.
I seen this homie, you know.
He pulled up to this dude thatbe reselling them and then he
went and pulled up for one,called his girl, his girl,
talking about I want both ofthem.

(01:33:15):
How much are they?
I'll do $140 for both.
Motherfucker took off $20.
Damn, that's a steal.
Though.
Mystery box though.
Right, yeah, they're allmystery.
Oh, that's the other thing.
They're all like a mystery box.

Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
This is how they get you.
This is good marketing, goodway of getting people to
purchase.

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
This is the Pokemon cards all over again, man Right,
so go ahead and tell the peoplewhat the Labubu is All right.
so Labubu is a designer plushtoy monster elves, created by
hong kong belgian designercassie long I hope I'm saying
that right, right, uh, uh andmarketed by and sold exclusively
at china based retailer popmart.

(01:33:55):
Labubu is also the name of themain character in the series.
Did not know there was a wholeseries to this, to this thing
popular, to his unique design,collectible nature and the
blonde, uh box sales format.
The dolls with their pointedears, mischievous grins and
furry bodies have become aglobal sensation, especially
after being endorsed bycelebrities and appearing in

(01:34:15):
popular social media content.
Been seeing this shiteverywhere.
The element of surprise in theblind box purchases, coupled
with the desire to collect rareversions, fuels the craze.
Look, I buy pokemon cards.
I've been there.
I understand it, but 80 dollars, 80 dollars for me it's crazy.
Um, but you got a chance ofgetting a cool one.

(01:34:37):
The green, the green one, bro,because they said celebrities,
like you know it was.

Speaker 2 (01:34:41):
It wasn't popular at one point, but then, like they
said, some artists bought one.
It was like this is my favoritething.
And then it was like a biginfluencer, I think in China.
Oh, okay, and then from thereeverybody started buying it.
And then it came overseas orsome crap, and everybody started
buying it.
Like then Rihanna startedhaving some.

Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
I saw it.
Kim Kardashian had some.
Oh, they had.
David Beckham had it.
I saw the only artist that Iknow was Tito Tito WP.
Oh, he had some, but hisconcerts he be having them.

Speaker 2 (01:35:08):
Oh shit for real.

Speaker 1 (01:35:10):
I was like, bro, what the fuck is this man rocking?
I was like that's a new wave.
I don't know, bro.
I was like he on some new shit.
Bro, he on that artist shit.
I don't know about that shityet about four months and look
the dead ass bro, I'm still onborma dilo I'm way back here you
say he barely loved my two, two, two, two, two, two.

(01:35:31):
So my, my windows thing justtold me that cover was a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
What was it?
Firefox?
I know which one.
Was it internet explorer?
That shit just updated mesaying there's no toilet paper
bro, what a craze, what a time.

Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
But yeah, that's how, that's how I knew, because I
didn't know.
I was like I was like what thefuck?
You got around him and I Ididn't even bother looking,
though, like I said, I was justlike I hear about this adventure
.
Then I started seeing I wouldjust see the concept, people
buying it and stuff like that.
Like I was like ain't no wayI'm a focus man this much.
I was like what is it made outof?
Let's buy one for the studio.
Fuck it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:09):
What you think.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
We'll buy one and put it right there what you think
that should be lit, what youthink?
Nah, we don't buy the LaFooFoo,bro, we ain this.
This is what we're going to do.
I'll give you money.
You gamble it for the labubu.

Speaker 2 (01:36:28):
I'll take whoever wants to sponsor me, I'll take
my cut 30%.
That's free money, that's freereal estate really.
With your 30, I got the other30, and then the other 30,.

Speaker 1 (01:36:41):
So I'm up 90.

Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
See, if y'all stick with this whole program, we're
trying to put y'all on 25, 25,10 more that's 250.

Speaker 1 (01:36:52):
Get your granny in this.
Look, get your granny in this.
Get her a social securitynumber.
That's all I need.

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
Scan this QR, pull up your DoorDash real quick.
Let me show you something.
Jeez, what about the littlebooboos, though, like there was,
like other things though, andthen because, like it started
popping up, really like a wholelot, they said in 2024 the

(01:37:21):
booboos generated 6.3 billion.
How you say that one?
Uh one in china, chinese.
Chinese currency, whichconverts to like 870 million us
freedom dollars.
So that was since 2024, holyshit.
And that was with like over 300unique designs released by mid
2025.
Even a four-foot version soldfor 170,000 in auction.

(01:37:47):
That is crazy, though rightmaking numbers, bro.
They're making 870 milliondollars.
Holy fuck, bro, that is insane.
I'm about to make a bunch oflittle boobies.

Speaker 1 (01:38:01):
This is what people be doing, man.

Speaker 2 (01:38:04):
Y'all tap in Tap in Little boobie eyes gonna be
cactus hair, oh no.

Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
Let's see what I got here.
Okay, so it's an elf-likemonster character created by.
Oh, I already said thecharacter first appeared in the
Lung's 2015 picture book series.

Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
The.

Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
Monsters.
So that shit was way back broand later became a popular line
of collectible toys throughcollaboration with Chinese toy
company PopMart.
While often referred to asMonster, labubu is more
accurately described as anelf-like creature with
mischievous and playful traitsinspired by Nordic fairy tales.
So that's a that's the otherthing they were saying that is

(01:38:53):
based off.
When they started saying thatit was based off of the demon,
they started saying that itwasn't.
That it was.
It was based off the Nordicstuff and whatnot.
It was based off the Nordicstuff and whatnot, like
mythology and stuff like that Ialso saw that all the boo-boos
are females.
Did you know that?
Oh, they're all females, ohshit.

Speaker 2 (01:39:09):
Except for Zimomo.
Zimomo Uh-huh as the tribe'smale leader.
So they descend from Nordicelves interpreted through like
Lung's graphic novels, like yousaid through, like his book or
whatever.
Yeah.
And and some of the cast.
Like some of the, the booboosare spooky.

Speaker 1 (01:39:29):
Uh taikoko zimono and there's like other ones.

Speaker 2 (01:39:30):
Oh, okay, so they got the names and everything.
Oh, according to this, yeah,yeah and everything.
All the notes I might have beenmisleading or something.
So well, if the whole thinggoing on, people have recently
been coming like videos havebeen coming in light of people
claiming their lububus have areessentially possessed or they
bring bad fortune or they'redoing crazy things.

(01:39:54):
So a few viral videos paired thelububu image with, like the
mesopotamian demon pazuzu, likewe said, spawning conspiracy
theories about demonic origins.
Although quickly debunked, thisfueled their emerging cute
horror aesthetic and boostedcuriosity and demand, so people
were falling into that wholePokemon or demons type thing

(01:40:16):
that's what our parents used tosay.

Speaker 1 (01:40:17):
You know what I'm saying.
Yeah, that's what my mom usedto say.

Speaker 2 (01:40:18):
It was just pretty much that whole thing again.
But that's not what it's linkedto.
It's not a demon.

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
Literally Got to do the research.
We did the research.
But that's not what it's linkedto.
It's not a demon, it'sliterally Got to do the research
.
We did the research.

Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
We debunked it.
It's not even yeah, it doesn'tcorrelate with the demons.
Yeah, it doesn't correlate, Ifyou've been told that it's
technically wrong.
Show y'all parents this videoof us telling them that and tell
them to go ahead and buy you 10Labubus and buy you 10
Labooboos.

Speaker 1 (01:40:47):
So people are obsessed with Labooboos.
Or why they're obsessed withLabooboos?
The combination of factors,including their unique ugly cube
aesthetic, the thrill of theblind box collecting, and the
influence of celebrities andsocial media.
The limited availability andhigh demand for these toys also
contribute to their popularityand desirability.
And now you may ask yourselfhow do I know if I got a real

(01:41:10):
Labubu?

Speaker 2 (01:41:11):
Oh, I just pulled up my notes.

Speaker 1 (01:41:12):
Go ahead, bro, go ahead bro.
No, no, no, you got it, you gotit.

Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
Tell them how to spot a real Labubu and make sure
they're not buying a Fufu.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
So, to identify a real Labubu, examine the
packaging teeth, skin tone, skintone sorry, one word and the
presence of a hiddenauthenticity stamp.
Authentic Labubu boxes have amatte finish and muted colors,
while fakes are often glossy andvibrant.

(01:41:41):
Real Labubus have exactly ninepointed teeth, a pale peach tone
, complexion and a hiddenauthenticity stamp visible under
UV light on the right foot innewer editions.
So before y'all buy, startchecking.

(01:42:03):
It's going to be like thesneaker craze, bro.
Motherfucker.
When StockX got in there, gotin that shit right, one stock
stock eggs got in there.

Speaker 2 (01:42:10):
They made me some money, but that shit started
getting crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
That's it my phone was.
You know, it's getting crazylike everything.
Bro, scalpers gonna be hittingthat shit.

Speaker 2 (01:42:18):
Crazy bro um it says it also comes with like a card
sometimes.
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
Oh, okay, it says it comes with like an
authentication card.
Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
So in Russia, lawmakers proposed banning the
toy over its frighteningappearance citing potential
mental health concerns forchildren.
But in Russia don't they havelike a little, don't they have
like gnomes?

Speaker 1 (01:42:40):
Ain't Russia starting a war right now?
What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:42:43):
Hey y'all Russia, focus on Ukraine.
Whooping that ass Russia.

Speaker 1 (01:42:47):
What the fuck?
Y'all worrying about Littleboobies.
They got a war to win.
I don't know if we win, buty'all got a war fight man, y'all
worrying about the wrongfucking thing.
Put the little boobies down andlisten.
God damn Russia.
What the fuck dog?

Speaker 2 (01:43:03):
Y'all need to stop putting your energy in the wrong
things.
Focus, focus.
Stay in that bag.

Speaker 1 (01:43:12):
This is why y'all lose.
Nah, that's fucked up.
That's fucked up.

Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
All right y'all.
Hopefully y'all find peace.
I hate to hear that a bunch ofpeople are losing their lives,
but hopefully peace is madeeventually.
But anyways y'all chill out inthe booboo's man, man, y'all I
also saw that, uh, in iraq, uh,kurdistan authorities banned the
booboo, seizing thousands ofdollars, amid claims they

(01:43:35):
brought behavioral problems andcontained demonic spirits.
So I'm guessing, like peopleare claiming, like if they have
the kids, have the labooboos isdriving them crazy, like they're
going crazy, like I want mylittle, I want my little boo boo
, but that's what?
Everything first it was likethe tablets, but it does.
There is some scientificevidence with the tablets I give
them that, yeah, yeah like it'sa simple sensory overload or

(01:43:57):
whatever yeah and itoverstimulates them.
It gives them too much shot ofuh, what's it called dopamine?
Yeah and then it ends up fryingtheir brain pretty much and
they can't function without it.
They need it.
But the whole the boo-boo thing, I mean y'all gotta think about
it.
Y'all were kids at one point.

Speaker 1 (01:44:12):
Nah, but it's interesting to where we were
describing how differentcultures see demonic possession.
You see, it's all like theirculture.
They're seeing it as a whole.
They believe session.
You see, it's all like theirculture, like.
They're seen as a whole.
Like they, they believe that isdemonic.
It's the same thing like whatpeople were doing with the
pokemon cards they're seen asdemonic.
So that's.

(01:44:32):
It's interesting how all thatplays into, into how they feel
about the, because over here,you know, people don't really
see they're still not connected,they're not as connected to
their spiritual, I mean their,their religion or like spiritual
, yeah, and they're moreconnected on that.
So you see, you see what I'msaying.
Like that makes so much sense.
Like it influences like one wayor another.

(01:44:54):
Like it influences people liketo on how they how they feel
about this dang that's a goodtake on it right there.

Speaker 2 (01:45:00):
That's really good.
Who?
Who cooking it up?
Who thinking that's said bro,this whole?

Speaker 1 (01:45:05):
episode was perfect, bro it all.

Speaker 2 (01:45:07):
It all lined up.
It all lined up, bro.
So this comes to show our firstsponsor that we got Labubu All
right.
So in Thailand, labubu wasappropriated into amulets and
sacred tattoos, believed tobring fortune, sparkling debate
over its place between toy andspiritual icon.
So then there's like the whole,maybe like the whole pizuzu

(01:45:30):
thing yeah maybe they're likethinking like the labuba will
defend you from evil, evil ladyboy, what were you gonna say?

Speaker 1 (01:45:43):
no, uh I don't know um, like them, accepting the
little them accepting the ohyeah, uh, like you say, it's
literally like, like what boypizuzu uh stood for?
Like, literally it's.
It's that duality of the uh ofof the demon is the same thing

(01:46:03):
with what they're seeing withthe little labubu that's pretty
crazy, though.

Speaker 2 (01:46:06):
This chinese artist literally made this small figure
.
Not only did they makecontroversy, they made money,
they made the start of the pot.
Yeah, they did like so muchlike something somebody created.
Causes caused all this mayhemto happen but it only happened
because all the different and,honestly, if everybody was just.

Speaker 1 (01:46:28):
It's the beauty of different people having
different mindsets.
You can see how everything isaffected, because imagine if
everybody thought the same way.

Speaker 2 (01:46:35):
Damn you feel me.

Speaker 1 (01:46:37):
It wouldn't be as interesting.
It wouldn't be, as so they havetheir own beliefs, so they're
going based off what theybelieve.
What's going on in their worldat that time.
It's a whole different lifethan what we had.

Speaker 2 (01:46:49):
We got going on over here america knows what we're
talking about, you know us over.

Speaker 1 (01:46:53):
Here we were, we were just fucking right.

Speaker 2 (01:46:55):
We were just, you know, burning witches at the
stake.
People over in the uk orsomething were saying they were
mathematicians types.
The women were mathematicians.
You Type shit.
The women were mathematicians.
You called them a witch.
They called them mathematicians.
They called them geniuses, ormaybe from somewhere else, I
don't know Freaking some othercountry Right Some shit like
that.

(01:47:15):
But y'all called them witches.
So I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:47:19):
Who are we?
But simple men to just dictatethese stories to y'all.
But what else did you haveabout?
The look, oh nothing reallythat was you covered some of the
other stuff that I had.
Yeah, nothing really, bro, thatwas that, was it really?

Speaker 2 (01:47:36):
I mean them, things are like all over, they're just
all over, yeah, they're just.
I think we covered them prettygood, I mean they.

Speaker 1 (01:47:45):
I still don't hype thing, it's just another hype
thing.

Speaker 2 (01:47:46):
It's another hype beast thing.
But y'all look out for theCosmic Cove coin, the crypto
coin Going to the moon diamondhands.
You know, hold, hold, hold,i'ma sell, sell, sell.

Speaker 1 (01:47:58):
When the Cosmic Cove LaBubus come out.
We're gonna get sued.

Speaker 2 (01:48:03):
We're working on a collaboration right now to do
our the cosmic labubu, thecosmic labubu timestamp
copyright or whatever you wantto call it but that's pretty
much it.
Y'all let us know.
If y'all have any input aboutthis, whether it's about Pazuzu,
whether it's about demonpossessions or about the labubus

(01:48:23):
, or if you have a labubucollection, let me see how much
so y'all, if y'all got a littlelabubu.
Let me see how much money y'allmotherfuckers got.
If you a 50-year-old man havinga backpack, having some a shirt
that says don't spit at me or Imight come shirt on, you know,
show us your LaBooBoo collection.

Speaker 1 (01:48:41):
I was about to say he definitely has a LaBooBoo that
shirt.
He definitely has a LaBooBoo.

Speaker 2 (01:48:46):
Wear your hat, you snap back backwards.

Speaker 1 (01:48:48):
Send us your LaBooBoo .
I still do that.

Speaker 2 (01:48:50):
Send us your LaBooBoo collection, or sell us your
LaBooBoo.

Speaker 1 (01:48:55):
Nah, y'all going to send us some LaFooFoo.
Y'all going to start sendingthem?

Speaker 2 (01:49:01):
foo-foos.
I ain't going to lie Right, buty'all let us know.
Like I said, thank y'all forlistening, thank y'all for
tuning in.
Shout out to my cousin.
Shout out to my girlfriend.
You know, thank y'all so muchfor supporting me.
Shout out again to Pepe.
Thank you so much for the lasttime, for last week or whatever,
whenever we went to the casino.
You know, next time, just know,we're going to walk out with

(01:49:23):
10K.
I'm calling it now 10K.

Speaker 1 (01:49:26):
At least Either y'all going to win it or y'all going
to rob the casino.
Who going to rob the casino for10K?

Speaker 2 (01:49:34):
Something slight, really, they ain't going to know
, but thank y'all so much fortuning in, shout out to anybody
that comes back and returns toour episodes and listen to us.
You know, thank you so much foralways listening.
Um, thank you for all the loveand support y'all give us.
You know, I know, like I said,I've been slacking on uploads,
tiktoks and everything.
To the person that didunsubscribe to us or unfollow us

(01:49:56):
on tiktok come back, come back,please.
I'm begging you.
I'ma have the video of us doingthe true for drink.

Speaker 1 (01:50:12):
The episode's already out, but I'm gonna have the
youtube and tiktoks up,hopefully tomorrow yeah, it took
me a while to get that's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:50:23):
Hopefully I'll have it up tomorrow.
Y'all be on the lookout forthat.
Please go show it some love.
Go like.
Subscribe.
It was a good episode yeah itwas pretty good, but the camera
kept shaking at certain parts.
I don't know why it was shaking, I think it is.

Speaker 1 (01:50:34):
I've noticed, if we step on this, it'll vibrate.
I can feel like the vibrations.
So that's probably what it is,because usually when we record,
you know we just be calm.
But since we were moving andhonestly I didn't think about
that, I didn't tell them eitherto like Try to be calm, yeah,
try to.
Not to like it's when you stop,because it's when you're going

(01:50:55):
back and forth.

Speaker 2 (01:51:03):
I've realized ew, so if up the best way that I can,
but ain't no promises.
I'm still trying to figure outhow to do all that stuff.
If anybody does know how to doit, or if anybody is looking to
be an editor for our podcast,you know, hit us up at Cosmic
Cove, at KOSMIC, underscoreC-O-V-E.
We really do need an editorbecause we want to keep doing

(01:51:26):
this.
I do want to keep doing this,but I have so much on my plate
and I'm going back to school,I'm going to go back to college
and everything, and it's goingto be real tough trying to
balance all this and still do it.
I mean, I'm going to try, I'mstill going to do it, but it
would be helpful if I was ableto get somebody to give us a
hand or somebody that wanted tobe part of the team or something
.

Speaker 1 (01:51:45):
We're looking for somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:51:48):
We might not be able to do much now, but you'll be
part of something that hopefullygrows into something bigger.

Speaker 1 (01:51:53):
Think of it like it's an investment.
We ain't going to leave youbehind drying.
Look, do free work now.
Might get rich in the future.

Speaker 2 (01:52:01):
You work here now, then you refer to people.

Speaker 1 (01:52:06):
For 25 we get 200, and you just rinse and repeat.

Speaker 2 (01:52:11):
We'll all be up, but yeah, that's all I got y'all.
Uh, oh, wait before uh makesure to follow us on tiktok and
instagram at k-o-s-m-i-c.
Underscore c-o-v-e.
That's k S M I C, underscore CO V E.
That's on Instagram and TikTokK O S M I C space C O V E.

(01:52:35):
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Speaker 1 (01:52:56):
I just want to give a shout-out to Sammy Sammy for
always listening, always keepingup with the episodes and
whatnot.
That's it.
Jeruian too.
Jeruian be listening.
From time to time, maybepiggyback his podcast, but yeah,
just wanted to shout out there,shout out my family for always.

Speaker 2 (01:53:13):
Right.
Shout out the.

Speaker 1 (01:53:15):
At least allowing me to do this or telling me it's a
good thing that I'm doing, youknow, but yeah, that's it for me
.

Speaker 2 (01:53:23):
All right, so we'll catch you on.

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