EP 63- Pyramids, Aliens, and Breakfast: Exploring Ancient Mysteries

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Speaker 2 (00:00):
Oh, you think darkness is your ally.
You merely adopted the dark.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
I was born in it.
Molded by it, I see death.

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Welcome Cosmic Hall family toanother episode.
It's your co-host Yayo, with myco-host Reverence.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Break up with your boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Oh, okay, okay, hey, get the fuck off the table.
Look at him, bro.
I tell you, bro, he look at himokay, okay, hey Get the fuck
off the table.
Look at him, bro.
I tell you, bro, he little.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Look at him, bro.
He probably calling.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
He a little mischievous little boy, look at
him, come here, come here.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Chill buddy, chill bro, how you so sneaky with them
.
Big ass balls B.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Bro, for real, bro, Chill, chill, be like Zulu bro,
look at him, well behaved bro,right, chilling Pedigree bro, he
go to school, does his homework.
You be skipping school B?
Oh, I'm sorry you.
Okay, I feel like he was in hisfield right there.
I think he thought I wasscolding him.
You okay B.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
You okay B you okay, being what do you call what to
do?
Everybody we back.
We back at it again.
We missed last week.
We missed last week.
That was my bad, all right.
I was like I got like 30minutes, 20 minutes left on the
episode to edit and I said youknow what, save, save delete I

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fell asleep, bro, I startedfalling asleep.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Oh shit, I started dragging the stuff wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
And I heard echoes and I was like Ew what is this
Editing?
And I was like, bro, I'm gonnaRevert everything, not
everything.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, to a certain point, and I just
saved it and went to sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Motherfucker was tired bro.
I believe it bro.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
You say you worked.
You say you worked what?
45, 48, believe it, bro.
You say you worked, uh.
You say what, what?

Speaker 2 (02:06):
45, 40, 40 something hours in three days and yeah, on
the weekend, bro, jesus, broand we, we work like monday to
friday regular hours right orlike till like 4 30 5 o'clock
and then friday came around, bro, they were like, oh, we're
gonna, we're just gonna worktill um, not the, oh we're gonna
, yeah, my boss, not the.
Oh we're going to, yeah, my boss.
And all of them.
They were like we're just goingto work till we get to a

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certain spot and we'll be allright, come back Saturday, stay
the night, bro.
Friday came around, bro, thatshit was awful, bro.
We had to redo all this othershit.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Oh, bro, that shit was ass bro, oh shit, didn't go
to plan no, because theyaccidentally did too much like.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
They accidentally like took off more than we were
gonna be able to do like wecould do it.
But right, it was gonna.
It just meant we were gonnastay longer for so they did like
, took off a piece of thisteller line from a bank and
they're like you know what?
Let's just go to this side.
They start working on this sideand since the bank has some
saturday hours, we had to get itfinished for them to open up on

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saturday, bro.
It was like 11 o'clock camearound, one o'clock came around.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I was like yeah, we about to go home my boss, like
we got to get it done.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
They open tomorrow, they open in the morning.
I'm like, oh my god, I meanhe's not wrong he's's right.
He told us, though, but it justsucked, bro, it just sucked.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
No, I believe it, bro .
At least you're going to payfor it.
At least you're going to payfor it, bro.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Then 5 came around, and then when we were driving
back home, bro, I was tired.
I was sleeping on the highwayand, bro, the sun came up.
When we finally got back to theshop it was like six something
I got home.
It was like seven, eightsomething when I went to sleep,
woke up at 11, went back to work.
Went back to work or no, wewent back at yeah, 11 or

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something like that, and then westayed till 12.
Stay till 12 that night at theshop, I don't know, we worked
till 12 at night okay, becausethe people who were like in
charge I guess they didn't wantto stay in like late again, so
we could only stay till like 12oh so y'all were, y'all, y'all
were based off their time andshit damn and then sunday we had

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to go back.
Saturday we were supposed tostay, but then everybody's like
no, you know, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
We'll just go home.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'm the only one with like a backpack.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Oh, nobody was like prepared, in a sense.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
So I was like bro and then we went back Sunday and we
finished like at 5 in theafternoon.
Right as soon as we finished,my form was like what's taking
them so long?
I'm trying to go we gotta go.
Let's go home and I'm over,like he must be new here and I
was like I was like I want to gohome too, but I was like I mean

(04:54):
, they're talking yeah, what dowe do yeah?
everything's loaded up, let'sjust chill wait right if we
would have left the moment hewanted to leave.
Bro, we were going to get in awreck, bro.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
That is crazy.
I was talking about somethingsimilar, definitely not to the
extreme, but go ahead, I'll tellyou a little bit.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
So we were chilling right and we were just talking.
And then like I swear bro, ifwe would have left when he
wanted to leave, we would havegot fucking T-bone.
Left when he wanted to leave,we would have got fucking t-bone
.
And because we were liketalking and my boss's son's
coming like walking towards usor whatever, all I see is like a
truck keep driving and thenlike this car or suv or whatever

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just keeps going there, all youhear is boom.
I was like, oh shit, they gotin the wreck.
All I saw was like airbags.
I saw a person fly out thewindow I saw a head come off.
I saw hands I saw the handssticking out the window like
this.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Somebody was yelling oh, I can't see my, I'm over a
bug bro, this shit who said whopulled up inside?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
hey, you can't park it I heard people screaming my
dog not Nah, too, too.
And then, bro, no, I'm justjoking None of that happened.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
But they did get the rate.
It was a good hit.
You just saw the truck go.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
You just saw them go like boom.
And then the vehicle shook andthen settled back down.
I was like damn bro, that'sfucking crazy bro.
But the airbags and everythingdid deploy.
You saw the people like youstumble out.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Yeah, they were stumbling down.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
They're like crying and everything.
I was like that would have beenus.
I was like, bro, I'm glad wedidn't leave that early.
You see, shit happens for areason, yeah yeah, you know you
might be upset that, yeah,you're running late or whatever,
but like like yayo said himself, if, if you're already late to
work, why are you going to putyourself in a predicament of

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going through like speeding andall that shit?
You late already Might as well,just go stop for that biscuit.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Hey, that's what I do .
Hey, we're going to stop forgas.
We're going to stop forbreakfast, and when I pull up,
it about to be 12, so we'regoing to get lunch too.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Fuck it, go ahead.
Go ahead Stop at that gasstation, go, get them black amas
.
You're already late.
You're already late.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Might as well get a good little buzz before you pull
up to the job site.
I mean shit.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
But yeah, bro, that's what happened.
Bro, that shit was crazy damn.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
But I'm a bit of a believer on um, like things
happen for a reason, likebecause I was just talking to my
homie the other day about it,we just talking about stuff like
this, like we're talking aboutparanormal.
When you're shit about the likelife and shit, I'd be like I
was like, look, sometimes,sometimes you you think, oh, you
might not think.
Like sometimes your alarm don'tgo off, or or you could have

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swore you put it, or like youfall asleep or something happens
to where now you're runninglate now saying think about it.
Maybe something, somethingintervened right there to maybe
if you would have been on thatsame time that you were supposed
to leave, you would have endedup on the wreck or something big
would have happened.
That's what I tell about.
That's what I'd be tellingabout some back in my day when I

(08:03):
used to, when I used to pull alake.
I'll do that no more, butanyways, um, that's what we're
talking about, but I was likelike it'd be the small stuff,
like you lost your keys.
You know, you know where youleave your keys, but now you
can't find your keys.
And now you're looking all overthe house and then five, ten,
fifteen minutes later you findyour keys.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Then it's three o'clock and you're like why the
fuck?

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Do I go to work?
And then you hear.
And then you hear the highwaywas blocked off Because there
was a major accident and someshit like that.
So you wouldn't have Even madeit to work, you would just waste
the gas Type shit.
That's what I used to tell mywife.
You would have been Fucking upthe ozone layer For no reason,
just stalling Just there, justburning.
Can't go left, can't go right,can't do nothing.

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But yeah, I'm a big believer onthat.
I'm a big believer on stufflike that.
You know, sometimes, you know,I know you want to get home, or
like you're trying to make it towork or whatever.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
But sometimes you got to chill out, sometimes you got
to chill out, right, it's goingto work out.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
You're going to make it.
You're going to make it Worstcase scenario.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
You don't, and that's because you left on time Worst
thing that's going to happen isyou're going to get fired.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Worst thing.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Oh no, I guess I got to do unemployment Worst.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
That's the worst, really Fuck it.
Fuck it, I live off the taxesof the good people of the United
States.
Fuck it.
You know we're united here.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
We look out for each other.
Here in America we're allneighbors.
Here we all neighbors.
Spot me a five neighbor Fuckingget a job.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
But that shit crazy bro.
That shit is crazy bro.
Let me tell you what happenedto me, bro.
Got up early, got to work early.
This one, be this a sin.
Going to work early, this is me, this is sin.
Going to work early, it's a sin.
Nine times out of ten.
Something gonna happen, bro.
Something gonna happen it'shappened in the past, bro when I

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wake up early, I go pick up mybrothers.
You know, something alwayshappens.
Something always happens whenif I'm early, the job is not
gonna go good.
It's like a curse, if you will.
And the other day I pulled upearly as fuck.
I was up early as fuck becauseI had to clean up and everything

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and make sure they were goodand everything before I left.
And we get there Somehow.
The door was locked.
Okay, so let me.
So it had a deadbolt, but it had.
We got to press a code To openit and we had noticed that the,
that, the little, the littledoorknob At the bottom.
If you remove it A certain way,it will lock itself.

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So we were like, okay, let menot move that.
So and I checked it Beforeleaving that it was still the.
The bottom knob was wasunlocked.
I pull it to the drop site.
It was locked.
I don't know what happened.
So I called the dude.
I'm like, hey, I don't knowwhat happened, this is locked,
you know.
You know mexicans put put acard in there, try to try to

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open it up.
Can't do that, baby can't dothat.
So then they start calling thehome of the home.
I'm not picking up, bro, pullup early and it'll get ended.
Ended up.
Starting work around like 10.30, something like that, oh dang.
But I was like this is why Idon't pull up early bro, this is
why I don't pull up early bro,because I'd rather be 30 minutes
late, 45 fucking hours.

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Fuck it, I come tomorrow.
Fuck it, I come tomorrow.
And I told the dude.
I said, hey, I'm going mighthave to come back tomorrow.
He said no, no, no, but yeah.
But I believe, I believe that'sit.
But I believe in uh, you latefor a reason, you late for a
reason sometimes, or you runningbehind for a reason.
This is your garden angel,making sure you don't.
Nothing happens, nothinghappens to you.
You don't blow up on thehighway, some shit like that.

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You feel me?
I believe in that bro me turnon the news.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
What's that shit called Brinks truck flipped over
, spilling pallets of money $100bills fresh, crisp, $100 bills
floating in the sky.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
That's the type of shit I ain't gonna lie.
That's the type of shit thatwould happen to me, but that's
the type of shit I would.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
It's like when you pull up to work and you find out
J find out jop pulled up andgave everybody the day off.
Oh my god, bro, but I I don'tknow how I would do it with that
, bro, you know it was crazy,bro.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
I remember, uh, big soja came to a mcdonald's in our
local area.
Oh, for real, you talking aboutbig soja, for real big Bro for
real, he put it with the Gucci.
Well, I don't know, somebodytook a picture of him.
Oh, for real, they took apicture with him.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
I was like, bro, imagine you didn't go to work
that day.
Hey yo, soja Boy came to thefucking job.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Soja Boy stopped at McDonald's, bro, so I'm about to
do the Superman there, bro.
And yeah, bro, bro, and youwasn't there, you wasn't there,
that shit was crazy.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
And then, oh, remember when Obama came over
here to eat.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Oh yeah, over there, over there, right there Bro
imagine you don't go to workthat day.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Motherfucker's like you missed it.
Bro, obama came here.
That's right, motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Obama stopped by and made a plate the biggest thing
in the Bills history but thatshit was.
That shit was nose bro.
I was outside when it happened.
Oh, you were outside for real.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
I was in gym class, we were at the basketball court,
oh shit, okay.
And we saw like a whole brigade.
We saw like motorcyclemotorcycles had a cop Fuck that.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
No, I didn't see.
No, oh yeah, yeah, I saw like a.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
F-15.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
bomber stealth bomber .
I saw a tanker um you say yousaw a clanker, a tanker.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
No, it's not uh, but no, it was like a whole brigade,
bro, and we're like dang, whothe who the fuck is like driving
through the veil.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
It must be gucci man or big uh, uh or mr salsa chief
keith has to be about.
It's the only ones with thatmuch security, bro.
Bro, it's the only ones at thetime, bro.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
And what was I going to say, Bro?
And then they kept driving,driving, driving.
And then we finally saw theblack limos all blacked out,
murdered, Tight tight, murderedout.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
They had the beast out there, they had the beast
out there, the beast one.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
What is it?
I don't know, is that whatthey're?

Speaker 1 (14:01):
called.
I think that's what they callthe Beast.
I think either that or I justsaw it in a movie, but I think I
could have sworn.
I've seen it in multiple movieswhere they call it the Beast
Because there's a whole it'slike armored or whatever.
It's armored, it has survivalkits inside.
It has its own oxygen.
It's meant for if they get agas attack or chemical warfare,

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they can survive RPGs, they cansurvive explosives, they can
survive.
I believe, if I'm not boostingit up to 50 cal, like the
windows are like that thick,super thick, super thick Dang.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Everything is meant like it's insane.
It's insane.
I'm pretty sure it's upgradednow, because I'm pretty sure
what they released isn't it'senough to like I'm pretty sure
it's upgraded.
They probably released thatlike, yeah, we, we're over that
now.
That's old news.
It's old news.
That's like when the militaryreleases some shit like that,
it's because they got something.
It's because they got somethingway better they got new, new
stuff.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
They got that new shit like look at these cavemen
Out here using that shit.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
I said using this, but yeah, bro.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
But, yeah, he kept pulling, like the vehicles kept
pulling up, and then he finallyStopped right there when he was
headed towards.
He just kept going up the roadand then that's when we heard
that he was in town.
He was in town.
Yeah, obama stopped.
What's that?

Speaker 1 (15:19):
bro.
What's that?
Let me remember, bro.
I think my dad told me he wasbecause he used to go over there
with my uncle to go eatbreakfast.
I don't think it was there.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah, it was right down the road, right there.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah, but I don't know if he was at the same time.
They used to go every day overthere just to go eat and shit.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
That shit is crazy bro, little us, the one day you
don't show the word every dayover there just to go eat and
shit, that shit is crazy, bro.
Little little, little old us,right, the one day you don't
show the word the one day bro,Bro Obama was here.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
I know that was the day Boston was talking about.
I was talking about let's goeat breakfast.
I was like nah, I'm good, Ididn't want to wake up at six in
the morning.
Bro, I'm about to build a timemachine.
Go back in time, but it's justtwo.
Just to meet Obama.
Just to meet Obama, bro,talking about, talking about I
don't know what the fuck I wassaying Thank you, thank you for
what you don't know, you don'tknow, you don't know it yet, but

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you about to change my life.
That shit, that shit is crazybro.
Little bit of foreshadowingright there.
But the prize, I'm telling you,bro, it Shit happens for a
reason, bro, right For all weknow.
It would've been there, bro, wewould've Got shot or some shit
bro.
We don't know, bro, what thefuck my brother doing tricks.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
How was your week, though, bro?
You been pretty good, yeah,pretty good bro.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Well, we can't show the people right now, but I got
a new puppy the man's, oh, goahead another one, another one.
Nah, I ain't gonna wake him upright now, but that man never oh
, yeah, yeah, I'll see you nexttime.
But um, pretty big dog, prettybig dog he's uh you're gonna
tell him his name?
yeah, his name is, uh, zeusrocker medis eleante the fourth,

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the four, about to be likeheisen.
That, bro, she's put the.
She's put the third because itwas the third.
Kaisenat the third cause he'sthe third son, not cause there's
three Kais in the family forreal.
I did not know that he said itstraight, bro.
That's how he did, bro, he'slike yeah, my mom put it, put it

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, cause she put the third,thinking it was like the third
son, because he is the third son, but like we don't got no more
cars in our family.
I'm about to do that shit, I'mabout to do that shit.
Okay, tight shit but now hisname's Zeus.
He's a Siberian Husky and.
American Bully mix.
That thing look good, bro.

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He huge, but he a little babyright now.
That thing.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Look good, bro.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
He huge, but he a little baby right now he two
months old, he's so he a littlebaby.
I be carrying him everywhere.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Oh, he's a baby.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Treating like my little chihuahuas.
But yeah, he chill bro, theygetting to know each other, they
pretty good.
I honestly thought they weregoing to be more.
They weren't going to click.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
They weren't.
Yeah, he fit just the long.
Perfect, bro, he clicked ineasily.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
They some pretty chill dude they are.
Well, he is.
I don't want to be having likelittle mood swings sometimes,
bro, because sometimes they dobe playing and then like he just
don't want to play, no more.
So then he snaps at himMotherfucker, bipolar bro.
But it's funny because, okay,so he was getting mad the other

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day because he was just lickinghim, like, just like licking him
, licking him because he bebiting, but I'm telling like no,
stop biting, you gotta get likekisses.
And he understand, like heactually understands that.
So I think, at least I I thinkbut so we licking him.
He got mad because he waslicking him, like licking his
face.
Motherfucker gonna run because,uh, snowball was chilling on
the other couch.
He gonna run, get in, snowballwas chilling on the other couch.
He gonna run, get in Snowball'sface and start licking him.
And then Snowball.
I guess Snowball like he's likenah, fucking, he been him bro,

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Because he be doing it's likethe exact same thing he be doing
to Snowball.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Zeus is doing to him now, bro.
Yeah, he got irritated.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah, he got irritated.
I was like, nah, don't even cry, don't even start crying,
because it's the same shit yoube doing.
Don't even cry.
I've been telling you stop thatshit, don't even cry, don't
even cry right now.
But nah, that'd be good, bro,that'd be good.
But like I was telling youearlier, bro, he motherfucker,

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be Motherfucker is not Just begetting into stuff.
He's not supposed to.
Bro, he don't be listening.
Well, mean Zeus, be listening,bro, he be following me
everywhere and shit.
But pretty chill, pretty chilldog, I like him.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Love him really.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Somehow he asleep right now it's surprising.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
He's asleep right now .
Y'all see him on the nextepisode.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Y'all see him on the next one Whenever he wakes up
midway.
I'm pretty sure he's going towake up and start.
Walking around, yeah once hestarts getting his batteries
recharged, he'll start goingcrazy.
Oh, I let him sleep on my bed,bro, because on the first day I
just put a blanket here just towatch him, because I know how he
was gonna act and whatnot.
Um, I guess he didn't like theblanket, I guess it was too hot

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for him and uh, he's likesleeping on the floor.
He prefers just, uh, just sleeplike that.
Yeah he chilling yep, what alife.
What a life everyone that canlive his life all right.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
So today we're going to be talking about a couple
interesting things, but beforewe start I know, I know, I know
we said we were going to talkabout some other stuff.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
I know we said we're going to talk about the rono
colony the lost colony, ohshuffle I know we said I forgot
about that, though I forgotabout, we forgot, we forgot I,
just I forgot about it.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
When you sent me that , I was like wait a minute.
I was like we already had itand I was like I can't even
remember what we said we weregoing to talk about.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
It was a Ronald Coney and what else I can't remember
it was something else I can'tremember.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Y'all might get it, y'all might get it, y'all get it
.
Next episode Once I hear theepisode I remember.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Dan, dan, you feel me .

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Dan, y'all get it, I forgot.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
I got short-term memory loss.
I forgot what we're talkingabout right now, honestly, but
nah, yeah, I completely forgotabout that.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
I forgot too, but go ahead, y'all let them know what
we're talking about today.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Trees.
Are they green?
Is the sky blue?
Look at your shoes Blue's clues.
Alright, now, that's how I play.
That's how I play in class.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Simmer down, simmer down.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Simmer down, simmer down.
So today we're going to betalking about the they got you,
bro.
We're going to be talking aboutthe theories Some of the
theories about how the pyramidswere built, how they came about.
I thought we were talking aboutthe full pyramid, that's what

(22:03):
I'm talking about, what youtalking about food pyramid,
that's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
What you're talking about, huh huh, I'm just joking,
buddy chill how they came to be, how how these magnificent,
magnificent infrastructures cameto be in the middle of nowhere
in the desert, if you will so wedid.
We actually went out and flewout there and went.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
I'm just joking, I personally I personally went out
there, started talking to thelocals before we get into the
episode what do you want to talkabout?

Speaker 2 (22:36):
like what we believe, or like you want to talk about.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
I don't know what I like.
I I don't know what to believe.
I don't, I don't know what tobelieve.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
I like there's like so much to it, bro.
Like you can go from like abiblical standpoint, I guess you
can go from like a scientificstandpoint.
You can go from like justtheories in general standpoint.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
You know, I really, I really just don't know.
But like, if they don't knowhow, you know, I I don't know,
like they live there, they livethere, they don't know.
You feel me, I I just don'tknow.
But that's that's, that's,that's why we're here, that's
why we're here.
We're gonna talk about thetheories.
We're gonna, y'all gonna, let usknow y'all gonna let us know
which I believe in, which Ithink is the correct answer.
Um, I got some of the most moreconvenient or, like you could

(23:21):
say, logical um explanations ofhow they're building.
At the end, I got some of thecrazy, crazy, a little, crazy, a
little a little more, maybe nottoo crazy maybe, maybe the
correct answer maybe all right,go ahead, tell the people.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
What if you, if you've been living under a rock
or in alaska or antarctica Pole,north Pole, malay no, I'm just
joking If you've been living insome third world country?

Speaker 1 (23:52):
So, if you've been living where the pyramids are at
.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
We're talking about describe what the pyramids are,
yaya, so like Imagine this,imagine a triangle, but four
times, but laying on each otherTight, that's.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
D, that's D right there Yo.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yo, you're thinking 4D, now You're thinking the 4D,
but square a bottom.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
The bottom is a square, so that's how you square
a triangle, damn.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
That's why they say triangles are squares.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
That's why a speed square, if you flip it over,
looks like a pyramid.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
We on our theories.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah, we on our theories.
I can't keep bullshitting, Iain't going to lie.
What am I doing, buddy?
I feel a presence over here.
What are you doing, buddy?
What happened?

Speaker 2 (24:42):
He knows how the pyramids are built.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Go ahead and tell doing buddy what happened.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
He knows how the pyramids right.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Go ahead, tell the people that's right, that's
right, that's right, all right.
So, oh, oh, you want to tell mewhat the pyramids are for real,
or yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:57):
well, you can like describe, like well, you can go
into, like whatever you want tofirst like tell, talk about it
or what it is.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
I ain't gonna lie, I didn't even look that up, cause.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Oh, cause everybody should know.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah, that's, that's.
I ain't gonna lie, that's right.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Yes, that's the same logic I was going.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah, I was like I just straight up went for the,
for the theories, cause I, ify'all know what the pyramids are
, just look it up.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
All right, next subject Go ahead though.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Fear, babe.
No, so it's okay.
So I didn't look it up, but Iknow what it is.
So it's where they would keepthe pharaohs.
They would keep so they believein the afterlife.

(25:41):
So they would bury them withall their treasures.
Are the richest pets?
Uh, essentially they would getmummified, put in sarcophagus
and, uh, usually this was onlydone for pharaohs and the
pyramids were built as as theresting place and so allegedly
they they were booby trapped inthe sense, so nobody could get

(26:05):
in and there was no thieves andthere was even a theory that the
people that were building thepyramids would be the last ones
to enter, if you would say toenter or actually do the ritual
of mummifying and all that.
The people actually did notleave.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
They stayed in the pyramid.
They were staying Damn,allegedly Allegedly, the pyramid
.
They were staying Damn.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
According to history and historians.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
According to people that do this for a living,
Because I was there, hey, and Iwas right there beside you, so I
mean, but yeah, so that'sessentially what the pyramids
are.
It's three of them.
It's the pyramids of Giza.
They line with a certainconstellation.
I don't know what theconstellation is Was it the

(26:50):
Orion Belt?
It's the Orion Belt.
I want to say it was there wego.
Y'all heard it here first.
Reverence has said 100% andfactual the Orion Belt.
They lined up with the OrionBelt.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Straight facts, no ifs ands or buts Nope.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
What would that girl be saying?
Oh my god, bro, facts no, copySome shit like that.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
All facts, no printer .

Speaker 1 (27:18):
All facts, no printer , there you go, some shit like
that yeah.
But that's essentially what thepyramids are.
We're going go get into thetheories of how they were built,
because that's what has puzzledhistorians and scientists for a
couple of years now.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Smooth brains really, At least five years now.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
They've really been struggling with that for at
least five years now.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Oh yeah, Possibly reflecting Orion's belt at the
top, at the top.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
He didn't even have to look it up, really just
straight up the top, don't?

Speaker 2 (27:53):
they eyeballing each other.
Yeah, they're about to start.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
They're about to start their shit bro chill, look
at you, look at you what was Igonna say?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
um, I saw that they said each uh pyramids face
directs towards like north,south, east, west, like
precisely.
Oh okay, when each side facesEach Okay okay, okay.
But yeah, go ahead bro, goahead what they say though.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
Okay, so I'm going to start off Easy, easy.
This is a straight rap theory.
A massive straight rap wasbuilt from the ground up to the
pyramid's height and blocks weredragged up.
That was, uh, that was, thatwas the theory.
They part of that theory alsowas, um, that they use some say
elephants, some even saymammoths to to carry the blocks

(28:45):
out there with that ramp.
But the evidence says that theramps were used in other
egyptian construction projects.
Uh, they were used in templesand obelisks, but there's no
proof that they were used forthe pyramids themselves.
Um, uh, copper chisels, sledgesand wooden rollers have been
found, showing egyptians had thetools for moving stone.

(29:06):
So that's a little bit more toemphasize why they believe that.
But there is a challenge toreach 150 meters, which is the
great pyramid height.
The ramp would need to be overa mile long to keep a manageable
slope and requires morematerial than the pyramid itself
, and no archaeological remainsof such a colossal ramp have
been found.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
That's how they do it , yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
So that's just a theory, but they don't think
that's a possible or aconclusive theory.
If they did do that, theory.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
If they do go that, if they did do that, they said
that, uh, the great pyramid ofis the tallest man-made
structure, for over 3 800 years,and it took over 2 million
limestone blocks oh okay, wasthat the great pyramid, or was
that?

Speaker 1 (30:00):
uh, is that the tallest one, right?
Uh-huh, the great pyramid um,but yeah, so that one they
didn't say that one and that thetallest one right, uh-huh, the
great pyramid, um, but yeah, sothat one, they didn't say that
one.
And that one goes also with thezigzagging or the spiral ramp
theory.
Uh, ramps wrapped around thepyramid in the spiral or
zigzagging ramps were builtagainst one one face, um, and

(30:23):
they say that building if it iszigzagged it would save material
compared to the straight ramp,um, and it's apparently it's
easier to dismantle afterwards.
If they did use that, it wouldbe easier, according to them.
Um, but the problem is thatturning massive stones around
corners is difficult, so thezigzagging, that's.
That's where they start sayinglike, okay, going straight is

(30:46):
one thing, but how you gonnastart turning these, uh, the big
ass blocks now?
sharp left sharp left and then,uh, we'll block off the rivers.
Oh, so by doing that also, bydoing this zigzag all around the
pyramids, it will block theview of the pyramid surface
during construction.
So they, it would.

(31:07):
It would be an extra challenge.
So, yeah, so it was just, uh,that zigzag, I mean, dismantling
would be easier, but it would.
It would add the extrachallenge of um, of aligning the
stones in the right order toactually keep keep building it
up so that one, that one, uh,also that that one doesn't work,
according to uh historians, ifyou will, um so they said that

(31:29):
they.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Another theory was that they use like uh, levers,
levers and pull I got down tobeam that's all good, bro.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
That's all good uh yeah, I got that one too.
Yeah, the levers with thecounterweight and everything
like that, yep, uh, you want,you want to give that one uh
okay.
So lever counterweight systemsuh, so gypsies use wooden levers
, pulleys, simple rope base orcounterweights like water or
sand basins to help lift blocks.

(31:57):
So they got, they've done itwith small scale experiments to
show that levers can shiftmulti-ton blocks with relatively
few workers.
Uh.
Ancient egyptian art depictsworkers using levers.
Uh, but they claim that it'snot efficient enough alone for
millions of blocks.
And this, this is another partof the theory that they probably

(32:20):
, if they did use it, they useit along with the ramps, so it's
a combination of of pulleys, uh, with the ramps to to get the
start getting the blocks upthere.
So I, I don't think for these,just individual ones will work,
but I feel like that's the onlyone that they did say, um, if
they combine them witheverything else that like up to

(32:41):
this point with the theories, uh, we've said, um, they those
that probably would work,probably probably, um.
I got another one right herealso the intern.
This is another ramp.
This is an internal ramp theory.
Um, so this was actuallypresented by jim pierre houdin

(33:03):
and this was a modern architect.
The idea is of an internalspiral ramp ran inside the
pyramid structure used to haulblocks upwards, so instead of
using the ramps outside.
It was used from the inside andyou would start setting it up
that way.
So, apparently, 3d scans andthermal imaging of the great

(33:25):
pyramid show anomaliesconsistent with hitting internal
ramps or voids, uh, and thisexplains how blocks could be
raised without huge externalramps.
Now, that might work, but thechallenge is that, uh, even
though they have the anomaliesor the like, the show that they,
they still can't prove thatwhat they're picking up is

(33:49):
actual ramps and, uh, they don'thave no direct archaeological
evidence yet, uh, like tools,marks inside that, inside those
supposed quarters or these.
These are still, they're not ahundred percent, um, on the.
They're not 100 sure on what,uh, if that is what they use, or

(34:11):
it's a combination of of allall the other systems or like
other theories, but um, becausepeople got to keep in mind, they
said that the blocks weighedlike 80 tons 80 tons yeah like
they were heavy as shit.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
So I don't know.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
You can only do so much with pulleys, ramps yeah,
me, personally, I I don't, Idon't believe any of those.
The combination of multiple uhum techniques, if you will,
maybe, but at the time I don'tthink there were actually like
80, 80 tons.

(34:47):
Like I don't think they werelifting that with just just
straight rope and ain't.
No way bro, I don't think theyhad enough.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
I don't know, they got a whole, they got three.
I don't think they got enoughrope I don't think they got
enough rope.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Honestly, I, I just don't.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
I just don't think that's um fuck we're gonna start
killing people and using theirintestines Pool.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
I mean, the other thing is, they did have slaves,
though they did have slaves, butI mean I saw that they said
they didn't use slaves, thoughoh for real.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
That they used like engineers and like skilled
laborers.
Oh, for real Like architectsand stuff like that to help
build it.
That's what I heard like from,but that's not factual.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
That's like it's just somebody.
Other scientists I was about tosay who lied to me.
Other historians, okay, okay,okay.
Other historians, oh shit, okay, okay, that's what I read
somewhere where I read it, Iguess I mean I google I.
I guess I mean you got to whenyou gotta use architects.
I mean there was definitelysome type of planning to do this
.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Because when you pull up to a job, you do not just
have a bunch of laborers.
You're not going to get shitdone.
You're going to have peoplegiving speeches talking about
some all right, guys, we got toget it done.
You know, if we get it done, wego home.
What do we have to do?
We got to get it done, allright, You're asking simple
questions, I you asking simplequestions.
I mean complicated questions toa simple situation.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Get it done.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
What am I supposed to do?
Get them out, get them out,throw them off the top floor.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
No pizza party for you.
Throw them off, for an example,anybody else asking some dumb
ass questions.
You're going down the ramp, myboy.
You're going down the ramp.
Throw them down the trash canchute.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Let me get the trash chute.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
But yeah, I, but yeah , I just those.
Uh, I'm not buying those, I'mnot really.
Maybe, maybe a combination,maybe a combination of all of
them, you know, with theinternal, the outside wrap, the
the first one was just astraight shot.
I definitely don't believe thatI ain't no way that was no,
maybe the scaffolding like typething, because that's what it
was with the zigzag one.
Um, maybe, maybe, but youtalking about 80, 80 tons a
block, like, uh, I don't know, Idon't know, that that's yeah,

(36:51):
that's kind of tough right thereyou talk your drift in the
blocks, bro you?
I don't know, I don't know, butuh, I got some more.
The other one was a water shaftor hydraulic theories.
Canals or water shafts wereused to float blocks close to
the building site.
The pyramids are near the Nileand canals did exist for

(37:12):
transporting stone.
Transporting stone, they woulddo this, they would do this, but
definitely not limestone orlike the huge blocks.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Definitely not 80 tons worth of limestone.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
So huge blocks, I'm sorry, definitely not 80 tons
worth of limestone.
So Piperus scrolls, like Diaryof Merur, describe workers
transporting limestone blocks byboat, floating blocks up.
But this is a challenge becausefloating blocks up the pyramid
itself seems impractical, likelyused for transport to the site,
not for vertical construction.

(37:45):
So that's, at a certain pointthe rock would not float.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
That's about to say.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
You can build the best boat, but these are canals.
These ain't like big-ass oceanwaves or nothing like that.
It's just a canal At a certainpoint.
It's just how do you make it goup?
Now, maybe, maybe, if they wereusing all these theories.
Now, all these theories, youget some hydraulic and you get

(38:16):
some water.
But I believe, in what they'resaying.
I believe in what they'resaying.
Just more for uh to get intothe site.
That really, uh, taking it up,the up the uh so I asked google
real quick go ahead bro askedhow does limestone float in
water?

Speaker 2 (38:36):
obviously you know things can float, but it says
here according to google,limestone, a common sedimentary
rock made primarily of calciumcarbonate, does not float in
water under normal circumstancesbecause it is denser than water
.
However, a specific type ofrock called pumice can float

(38:59):
because it is a porous,ingenious rock filled with trap
air bubbles from a volcaniceruption giving it a low density
, while a solid piece oflimestone will sink.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
It says a large enough limestone block could be
placed on a barge or boat, whereit would float, because the
barge displaces the volume ofwater equal to the weight of the
barge and the stone combined.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Okay.
So they could If they had theright type of limestone, but
they could use boats to to totake it okay, okay okay, I just
wanted to see, like, what allthe whole scientists like what
they're talking about, like yeah, if it could, but that's just
getting it there, that's noteven lifting it up, and placing
it where they gotta be.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
That's just getting it there.
Motherfuckers, pull up, yeah,yeah, we got it here.
What we supposed to do now?
Fuck it.
Get the pulley.
What get the ramp?
Get the mile long ramp.
Get the elephants?
Where get the mammoths?

Speaker 1 (39:59):
um, that's another one.
I got the uh rolling stonemethods, quote unquote, this one
I heard about.
So blocks were turned intopolygonal rollers using wooden
frames, making them easier toroll rather than drag, but these
are huge as stones though.

(40:19):
Uh, that that one for me Idon't know.
But so the evidence forexperimental archaeology shows
this method can reduce frictionand manpower needed, but no
direct archaeological evidence.
There's no directarchaeological evidence of such
frames.
So that's his idea, but theydon't got no evidence that will

(40:39):
actually back up that idea.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
You know what they need to do.
Mr Beast, listen to me realquick, because this is the only
man I know that can do somethinglike this.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Okay, do Mr Beast, listen to me real quick, because
this is the only man I knowthat can do something like this,
okay okay, mr Beast, somebodytag Mr Beast in this real quick,
just a snippet, or whatever.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Okay, what they need to do is see how much man it
would take to move, because Idon't know if they can find a
piece damn.
He said just how would theyhave done it?

(41:13):
If you want to try theirmethods on some mythbusters type
shit build a ramp, build a.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Build a two mile long ramp gotta get a dirt and uh
just to try it out, like, justlike, but the ramp and back and
back.
In those days there's so muchengineering, there's so much
motherfuckers didn't have time.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
I mean, they had time , though motherfuckers had time.
Motherfuckers had all the timein the day, 24 hours.
Back in the day it was like 8months, no cap.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
That shit was like months.
He said they wasn't doing shit.
They ain't doing shit.
Get your ass up, boy.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
They ain't have TikTok they ain't have Facebook,
they ain't have Call of Duty,they have Battlefield.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
They have none of this shit Call of Duty, you were
doing good until you said Callof Duty, you Block, block,
delete it, block Alright, theygot muted, but uh.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Bro, that's Mr B's.
Please Try this out.
Just get a big block.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
See how much grown people it takes.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
She made me sleepy just thinking about that See how
much people it takes to movethe rock.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
It was a whole civilization.
A small city in Kansas could doit.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Everybody in Kansas.
Get up on your feet.
Everybody get up Ty.
You know what?
Put a bunch of anchors in themountain.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Everybody heave ho I'm glad you said that.
I'm glad you said that.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
That's my next theory oh, they put like a bunch of
anchors on their workforce.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
No, no, it was just a workforce like everybody in
organization.
So this is this how many peoplethey used roughly.
So, regardless of the method,labor likely 20,000 to 30,000
workers.
Oh, here's actually the point Iwas saying about slaves 20,000

(43:06):
to 30,000 workers, not slaves,but skilled laborers, farmers
working during flood season androtating crews.
Oh, during flood season, duringflood season.
Okay, so the logistics would bethat workers lived in nearby

(43:28):
villages with bakeries,breweries, medical facilities,
showing an organized workforce,and obviously they had the tools
, like copper chisels, dollarite, pounding stones, sledges,
ropes and ramps.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
So, mr Beast, you only need about 20,000 to 30,000
people.
Slight, slight, all right.
It says right here.
I asked ChatGBT real quick Goahead, bro.
Moving an 80-ton block.
One ton is equal to 2,000pounds in US conversion whatever
you want to say, US economy yep.
So 80 tons equals 160,000pounds, something like that.

(44:00):
I bench that.
A fit adult can pull about 50to 60 pounds of force.
Fit, go ahead, little bro, sitdown.
If you're pulling 50, 60, sitdown.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
You got soft hands, brother, you got soft hands.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
All you got soft hands, All right, it says right
here.
It says a study shows thatwetting sand cuts friction in
half.
Right, Okay.
Using wooden sledges also helpsdisrupt weight and make pulling
more efficient.
Without water 8,000 to 10 10000 pounds of pulling force.
With water 4 000 5 000 poundsof pulling force that's what it

(44:40):
says.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Okay, okay, so we actually get it somewhere with
this.
Okay, okay, a little bit, butthat's just one person, right
hold on what all right it says.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
If one worker can pull 50 pounds of force without
water, that's 8,000 divided by50 equals 160 workers minimum
With water.
4,000 divided by 50 equals 80.
There is no way.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
80 people are moving, 80 tons, but that's with water
though.
Okay, and saying right, that'swhat it is.
It's saying right like what?

Speaker 2 (45:15):
right, that's what it is, that's what they say, so so
maybe it says, most historiansestimate 200 to 400 men per
block when hauling the heavieststones.
Right y'all talking about 100men versus a gorilla.
How many men would it take tofucking move 80 tons of fucking?

Speaker 1 (45:32):
stone, there you go.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
I need the questions I got a question.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
I need the answers to this bro the math is mathin'.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
But that's what they help the water bro.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
That's what they help the water bro.
So, that goes again with themusing all like everything bro
200 to 400 workers.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
That's all it takes to move 80 tons.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
And they had about 20,000 to 30,000 people.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Yeah, they had the manpower for real.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
There you go, there, you go Right there.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
But how are they going to lift it up?

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Pulleys, pulleys Ain't no damn way Pulleys with
the water, okay, okay.
So poolies ain't no damnpoolies with the water, okay,
okay.
So here here I'm gonna finishoff with the most likely reality
.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Mr beast himself, just by himself, make your own
pyramid real quick, mr beast,please make your own pyramid
scheme please, and let me, andlet me get on it.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Okay.
So so the most likely, mostlikely reality a combination of
methods straight rams for earlystages, zigzag or internal rams
for higher levels, plus leversfor fine placement.
Evidence points to a highlyorganized workforce with clever
engineering, not aliens or losttechnology.
Will you like me?
What, what, what?

(46:48):
Yeah, I copied the wrong thing.
Okay, evidence points to ahighly organized workforce with
clever engineering, not aliensor not technology.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Extraterrestrial intervention, that shit said
copy my paper but change it upto make it seem like you did
your work.
I copied that straight.
That's because I was used to AIcopy my paper but change it up
to make it seem like you didyour own.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
I copied that straight bro.
No, it's because I was using AI, so it was asking me questions.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
I hate when it does that too.
That's why I tell it right intoa script for me.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
The hypothesis suggests that ancient Egyptians
could not have built suchmassive, precise structures on
their own.
Oh no, no, no, my fault.
Okay, so this is.
Did my shit get cut off?
Could not have built suchmassive, precise structures on
their own?
Oh no, oh, no, no, my fault.
Okay, so this is.
Did my shit get cut off?
Because this is where I had thecrazy theories.
I thought I put them separately, okay, well, anyways.

(47:47):
Alien theories, no, so mostlikely it was just a combination
of all the methods.
That was supposedly what theyused To get it done.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Well, they had 30, 40 thousand people.
Yeah, they could do it.
Then I can see it, I can see it, I can see it, I can see it.
But motherfuckers Gonna betired, bro.
But then again, like I said bro, they ain't got nothing Better
to do.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Like you said, bro, they had no TikTok, no
Battlefield 6, bro no, got asense of them.
Bro, got a sense of them nobeep, beep.
But what's the other ones?
Then People start going crazywith aliens.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
This is the crazy one , not even theory.
This is the actual story.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
This will really happen.
This will really happen.
So, extraterrestrialintervention is perhaps the most
famous and persistent crazytheory.
The hypothesis suggests thatancient Egyptians could not have
built such massive, precisestructures on their own and must
have had help from intelligentalien life.
Proponents of this theory pointto the pyramids' precise

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alignment with cardinaldirections, like you said, and
the Oran's Belt constellation asproof of non-human engineering.
Just because it was so precise,uh, the counterpoint.
Archaeologists and thehistorians counted that the
pyramids were built by organizedhuman labor.
The discovery of workers, tombsand villages has provided
definitive evidence of egyptianbuilders.

(49:10):
So they're saying aliens, butpeople said there's actually.
The crazy theory is what didthe aliens just told them what's
doing, which is they're helpingthem with some crazy technology
, I mean.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Didn't they say that they use crazy technology?

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Yeah, but archaeologists are saying that
that's not true, because theyhad actual tombs and stuff for
the workers and stuff for peoplethat passed away.
I was like I don't think thatreally matters.
I feel like, yeah, you canstill use, just because you got
the time, you can still use thepeople, you can still use the
workforce, even even if they die.

(49:48):
You know they die out orwhatever.
But, um, they had villages,like also with the villages that
was there.
But, um, that that's the onefor aliens.
Another one was sound, oracoustic acoustic levitation.
This theory proposes that theancient egyptians used sonic
frequencies to move the massivestone blocks.
Supposedly loud, specific soundvibrations created levitation

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effects that made the stoneslight enough to be moved easily.
Some accounts from a 10thcentury uh, yeah, 10th century
arab historian, abu al-hassanali al-masudi, are sometimes
cited as possible references tothe use of levitation.
Um, but there is noarchaeological or scientific

(50:31):
evidence to support this claim.
Additionally, the immense sonicpower requires required will
likely be deafening to uh, tohumans and can shatter the
stones themselves.
There's actually a story Idon't know the dude's name, I
don't know if you heard it aboutthis dude that built himself a
castle and he will move thesegiant stones by himself Like

(50:57):
this is actually recorded Right,they said, because nobody knew
he was building something.
Yeah, nobody was new, uh-huh,and it was just him and
apparently.
So some dude was watching himwork and he said he would just
use a pulley and then use somesort of sound thing, oh,

(51:19):
vibrations, vibrations toactually raise the stone.
And he would just use a pulleyand then use some like some sort
of sound thing and allvibrations, vibrations to
actually raise the stone and hewould just move it like with his
hand.
Obviously not not liketelekinesis or anything like
that, but he would just push itto where he wanted it and just
center it and just, and you justbring it down and it would just
stay there.
But that's an actual, but Igotta find him.
But that one.
Okay, that that was aninteresting case, because he
actually did it.
He actually did it.
Yeah, he actually did it.
And so people started sayingthat that's also how the

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pyramids could have gotten built.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Which is it scientist , which is it?
Y'all want to keep saying no,that's just how you Shut your
dumb ass up.
You know what All them degreesin your walls For what?
For what?
You fucking goofball.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Everybody knows the aliens did it Fucking pieces,
okay, so I got another one.
This one's a little crazy.
Check this out, giants.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Building the pyramids with giants before modern
archaeological discovery.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Some people imagine that the pyramids were built by
a race of giants.
The enormous size of thepyramids and the stone blocks
led some to speculate that thebuilders must have possessed
superhuman strength In thistelling.
A large race of powerful beingslived in ancient Egypt and used
their strength to shape thelandscape.
This myth has been debunked bythe discovery of extensive

(52:33):
evidence, including the diary ofmurder, which, which details
the logistical organization oflarge human workforce.
So is that book I mentionedearlier about like the decent,
again maybe the same thing withthe aliens?
You had a workforce, don't meanyou don't have extra help from
somewhere else.
If, if, if we, if we want toplay with, to play with them

(52:56):
theories, you know, just becauseyou got the workforce don't
mean that's someone's diary,somebody could be saying
anything.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
He could have let stuff out too.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
He could have let stuff out too, you know.
I would.
That was my diary.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Imagine they said we'd help you, but you can't I
would have straight up lied, Iwould have straight up.
Remember this name.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
I put the stones on my dead, you let it.
Okay, so I got a final one Asecretive magnetic anti-gravity
technique.
This theory draws inspirationfrom a mysterious construction
of the Coral Castle in Florida.
That's what I was talking about.
That's the magneticanti-gravity technique, built by

(53:34):
a single man, edward Lidensky,jesus Lidsky.
Yeah, but go ahead.
Go ahead and give that a try,bro, I'll tell you bro.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Oh, Lidforsky.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
I got a lot of brain work to that.
That dyslexia kicked in crazyright there, edward Lidsky, who
claimed to have discovered thesecrets of the pyramids.
The monument's creationinspired its own set of legends,
the hypothesis.
Oh my God, edward.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
How do you say his name?
Yeah, don't even say it.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Edward L.
Edward L used a secretknowledge of magnetism and
antigravity, which he supposedlyharnessed, to move the giant
stones.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Really, he could just put a big positive magnet in a
negative magnet.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
They don't like touching silly gooses.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
I'm a whole engineer Solved it, so that's all we need
for flying cars.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
by putting one in your car, she just shoots
straight up into the atmosphere.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
You know how like force pushes because it doesn't
want to like contact.
Yeah, that shit just going intothe wall.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
All right, man the push is so strong it just
crushes the car.
All right, so move to JohnStones, by extension.
The ancient Egyptians possessedthe same lost knowledge, while
Edward methods remained debated.
Photos show him using pulleysand simple machinery.
Still, he still did that byhimself.

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The idea that this techniquewas used for the pyramids lacked
any supporting evidence.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Motherfuckers stay hating bro.
They stay hating bro.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Just because they can't pull something, bro, right
, motherfucker is going to hateJust because they can't pull
something.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
bro, right, motherfucker, that's gonna hate.
They can't pull some it's ascientist, bro.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Always I'll put my damn back, man, but uh, that's
all I got for the uh okay.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
So people are saying the pyramids this, pyramids that
look right right you knowwhat's crazy?
Egypt is not the only place inthe earth that has pyramids.
You got pyramids in Mexico,pyramids in Asia, asia.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Is it.
Asia and America also.
And America, oh, we got BassPro.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
I said Bass Pro, we got the Bass Pro shop over here
in the United States of AmericaTalking about some pyramids,
this pyramids that Watch y'all.
Watch USA build a pyramid andput a store in it.
We gonna put stores in it.
We gonna put fishes in itFishes guns, it's a hotel.
Yeah, you can stay there.

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What the hell and we're gonnaput a big sign on it.
What the?

Speaker 1 (56:09):
fuck y'all got in Egypt Just rocks.
What the fuck y'all got inEgypt?
Just rocks, just fucking rocks,though Come on now Fucking lame
as fuck.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
No hotel, but what else?
They had other places that hadthe freaking pyramids.
I had it in my notes Nubian,nubian pyramids, sudanese,
sudanese.
It says it has more pyramidsthan Egypt.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
They have like 200, but I don't know, 200 pyramid,
oh, that was just.
That was just perfecting the,the trade.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Huh, that was just you got the aztec pyramids.
You got the mayan pyramids yougot the egyptian.
I think that's the only ones,then, but they're doing all that
.
Then how did the mayans get thepyramid?

Speaker 1 (56:56):
those were definitely aliens.
So those were definitely aliens, without a doubt.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Those, those were fucking aliens that were that
yeah, because it says the mayansdidn't have iron steel, or
wheels.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Yeah, those, those.
I completely believe in the.
The gypsies were not aliens.
The fucking the minds weredefinitely fucking aliens.
But you see those pyramids,those are some nice pyramids.
Yeah, they are nice pyramids,those are some nice pyramids, it
said.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
They used stone tools like obsidian flint and granite
for carving.
All right, so most pyramidswere made from limestone, which
was abundant in Yucatan Rubbleand mortar crushed limestone
plaster is what it is.
Right right, rubble and mortar.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Crushed limestone plaster is what it is right,
right, uh, the stucco for smoothservices and for painted
decorations, so jb.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Well, so the they said that they pretty much like
built them, like literally onsite, okay, like carved them or
like plastered them or whatever.
Essentially, made the pyramids.
But what's crazy is um, oh,what the fuck was I gonna say,

(58:02):
because they also said, as well,like that, some people said
like the giants helped thembuild the pyramids.
They're supernatural beings umdamn, what the fuck was I gonna
say about building them?
I don't fucking remember, butit says they just pretty much
like built them on site.
But you know what's crazy isthe temple of uh kukul clan,

(58:24):
kukul clan, uh kukul clan.
How do you say his name?
Kukululkan Kukulkan, right,kukulkan Kukulkan's clan in
Mayan?
Kukulkan Kukulkan.
All right, my fault, yoKukulkan.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Right, getting a little silly, getting a little
silly.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
They have a pyramid dedicated to him, right.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
The serpent, the god.

Speaker 2 (58:53):
Yes, or the wind serpent yeah.
Pyramid dedicated to him, right, the serpent, the god, the wind
serpent, yeah, the wind serpentin mexico, or whatever.
Is that all right?
Did you know that the pyramidhas 365 steps?
Each step represents a year.
Oh, 365 each step.
Have you seen how steep them?

Speaker 1 (59:08):
yeah, I've seen them like not, it's the ones you
can't get on them, right, people?
People climb these.
Oh, they climb those.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Yeah, no, you're talking about the other one.
I know what you're talkingabout.
Hold on, look it up.
If y'all got a chance, look upTemple of Kukulkan.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Yeah, right here bro.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Who said that's not how you say Kukulkan, kukulkan,
kukulkan.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
That one right there, klug's clan, who said yeah,
Chad, this next one be goingcrazy.
This next one makes you seethings no that's a really nice
pyramid though bro, that's aclean ass pyramid right there
bro.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
That's the ones people do climb, though.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Oh, that is the one.
I thought you couldn't climbthose.
Oh, okay, never mind, that's it.
I really Look see.
Oh shit, okay.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
They said there's 365,000.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
It sounds different up there, or some shit like that
.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Oh yeah, they did say that, huh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
There's something about that too.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
But them things look crazy.
But all right, sorry, my fault,I got sidetracked.
But the Mayans, you know howthe Egyptians, they use theirs
for tombs or whatever tombs orwhatever right the mayans and
them they use theirs for rituals, for worship and shit.
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So they didn't really use itfor somebody's burial or
whatever they used it to getsomeone's heart stabbing at
their chest.
Raise it in the sky, let theblood drip down their hand and

(01:00:25):
into their mouth and tight shitand just say tomorrow's forecast
is rain.
Everybody cheering, oh my God,finally.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
I was there.
I was there.
I feel it Every time he saysthat I feel it in my veins.
But it's pretty crazy, though,how we have I feel it in my dick
.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Veiny Bulging.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Call it my little cuckoo con it was a big hairy
Alaskan bull.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
It was a big, hairy Alaskan bull.
But, like I said though, it'sjust crazy how they had pyramids
in different areas of the earth.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
That's how I'm getting at and honestly, you ask
me aliens, aliens, all of them,bro, panically.
Let me tell you why.
Let me tell you why.
I think that's like theirdocking system.
They pull up in the spaceship.
You feel me park park rightthere.
That's hard.
But imagine you pull up yourspaceship, you got the stairs

(01:01:23):
going down.
Now we, we pull up to the houseand we got stairs going up.
They pull up to to to theirhouse and they got stairs going
down.
That's hard, that's real rightthere it was really two aliens
chilling.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
You know, he was like we need more g fuel.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Pretty much what he said, pretty much word for word.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
And they said you know what?
Let's make a pit stop righthere.
Boom, they made the first umufo gas station.
I said what I?

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
said, said.
What was the fuel?
Human hearts.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Human sacrifices.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
So that's why they buried the pharaohs.
That's like reserved, that'slike just in case On some
Monster Inc.
They really don't be pulling upover there because they really
don't got nothing.
So they were like, just in casewe end up over here, we got a
little pit stop type shit.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
That's the BP, this the Shell gas station, they got
the rewards Program.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Over here, you feel me like.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
I don't know, though.
I don't know Me personally.
I believe it might just be Abunch of who say it's just a
bunch of bullshit.
It's just a bunch of bullshit,them things been there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Y'all never heard of.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Erosion, silly geese, same thing.
The premise isn't even real.
Y'all never heard of erosion.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Silly geese, it's in the Great Canyon, but backwards
you know what's crazy is theSphinx.
The Sphinx is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
How they managed to get that.
And it's still like.
I mean obviously lost his nose,but apart from that, you heard
the story of how it lost hisnose.
It sneezed, it sneezed.
No, all right.
You got lost his nose.
It sneezed, it sneezed.
No, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
All right, he got jokes, y'all, we got jokes.
Don't be hanging on to me, kobe.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Y'all heard it here.
First, his face lost his nosebecause it sneezed.
Oh fuck, I lost it.
If I'm not mistaken, theybacked while they were carving
it out.
They hit it wrong withsomething and the nose fell.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
If I'm not mistaken.
I'll look it up.
Imagine you got stuck onsweeping duty.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Imagine that you were underneath it and that shit
fell on you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Oh no, my legs.
I hope I get workers' comp, butI don't know, it's just pretty
crazy, me personally, for for athrow, though I believe maybe
they just had some really goodengineering, maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
For the fix.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
No, no for the pyramid.
Oh, okay Me personally.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Well, I don't know If you got the manpower.
We looked at the way how manypeople it requires to move 80
tons, you know, but justflipping it on top, fucking
aliens.
I'm going with the alien theory.
That's the most logicalexplanation.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
The aliens are actually angels.
All right If y'all going off it.
Okay, he could get that you gotthe angels that fell down from
heaven, or whatever the onesthat got banished.
Right, these are ones that heldhigh knowledge.
Some would call them theanunnaki or some shit like, oh,

(01:04:20):
I don't know, I don't know, Idon't know the angels from the
angels from the sky, type shit.
Right, the wise ones.
They had the wisdom and theygave it to the humans.
To the gypsies said let us, letus breathe with your people, or
let it give us people and we'llgive you knowledge.
That's that's what I think,that's personally what I think
me, that's me, this is me andwhat is knowledge.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
How you spell knowledge with the k, k.
If you look at the k, it makesa little triangle, triangle.
What does the pyramid have?
Four triangles, so.
So it's four times theknowledge.
Four times the knowledge.
What that make?
A square.
What it got at the bottom of apyramid, a square, what a square

(01:05:02):
.
It got Four sides and we ain'treaching, and we ain't reaching.
This ain't how to reach baby.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
You know what I like more than my Ferrari in my
garage Knowledge.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Knowledge.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
But I don't know yeah , we're losing it over here what
you think, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
We're about to switch the subject.
This thing is getting too deep.
My head's starting to hurt.
Who said I'm thinking too much?

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
We got the government listening on us, Right, they
know too much.
They said they almost saw it.
They were so close, they almostsaw the truth.
Woo Watch.
They said they almost, theywere so close, they almost said
the truth.
Woo Woo, All right, Cypress off, Cypress off, had a whole over
the.
Uh, cannon just just saved upthe house.
Let him say the fucking word.
Let him say the fucking word.
But uh, are we going to thenext one then?

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Yeah, what would you think?

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
You done with it Anything else you?

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
want to add Bro, we could talk about this all day.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
I was going to say just theories.
I could do this.
What you think For me, I ain'tgoing to lie For me.
I want to believe in humanity.
I want to believe in humanityand that humanity accomplishes
this without any external help.
But I know, I know that theysay some of the cuts were just

(01:06:18):
too precise and they didn't havethis technology at the time to
make all the blocks fit inperfectly without any gaps or
stuff like that.
I don't know, maybe they hadlike uh, like that, like that
dude with the uh, the magnetismand all that.
Maybe they had that knowledgeand we just lost that knowledge
over time or something.
People had time back then, likewe said, like we said people had

(01:06:40):
time, people were probablysmarter or something Maybe.
I don't fucking know, nevermind, but yeah, I mean, I don't
know, but I love the theoryabout it could be aliens that
intervened helped.
Maybe the predator movies arereal.
Maybe the Predator movies arereal.
Maybe the pyramids were justbuilt as fighting grounds for

(01:07:01):
the young Predators to fightaliens, the xenomorphs, as you
will.
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
But on to the next subject,y'all already know what time it
is.
It's time for that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Oh wait.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Before we go to it?
Y, it's time for that, oh wait.
Before we go to it, y'all letus know y'all theories, let
y'all any historians out there,any scientists, people out there
, y'all let us know what y'allthink.
Let us know the truth.
Tell us the truth.
We demand the truth they'reabout to.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
They're gonna type in the word.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
All right, but we're about to head on to the next
subject.
So fear, is it all in your mind, or could it be real welcome to
fear fact or fiction?
That's right.
That's right.
I forgot.
We only got two hours on thisthing because I didn't transfer
my files oh, we gotta make ittwo hours exactly no, as long as

(01:07:47):
we're below, below two hoursokay, all right, I'll go through
this first Y'all got to play,y'all got to slow down.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Hey, we go on Spotify Slow down times 0.25, speed
0.25.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Y'all don't know what I'm saying.
It's like not even our voicesanymore.
We're like super sophisticated,we got a British accent.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Jolly reverence.
It's cheesy, it's cheesy,that's all I know.
That's all I fucking know.
All right, so we're going totalk.
Want to retell it off.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
You got it, bro.
Let the people know what we'retalking about today.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
We talking about I think I covered this before
Because some of the notes seem alittle familiar, but I think it
was during.
I didn't cover it in detail.
I think I just mentioned itlike slightly.
I think we might have done thiswhoops, because I looked at my
nose I couldn't find it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
I think we did talk about this at one point but, I
went a little bit more in deepthis time all right, so we're
gonna re-recover, we're gonnare-recover, we're gonna re-re-do
this Sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
We re-rease, alright.
So Y'all, let us know, y'alllet us know, we did this before.

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Everybody smacking their lips Downright dead Again
this is part two.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Shut the fuck up, alright.
So the Goatman, part two.

Speaker 2 (01:09:12):
The Goatman revised edition.
Remastered the Goatman revisededition.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Remastered, all right .
So the Goatman is an Americanurban legend of a violent
half-man, half-goat hybridcreature, most notably
associated with Prince George'sCounty, maryland.
The Goatman legend is fueled bya mix of folklore, fabricated
stories and a general fear ofthe unknown.
The cryptid has also beenreported in Texas, kentucky and

(01:09:40):
other states.
So the urban legend often tellsof it killing young couples in
parked cars or scouringneighborhoods, killing family
pets.
There are also tales of itbreaking into people's houses
and whoa SA you and the victims.
Whoa and many attest from theareas that he hunts.

(01:10:01):
It does not matter if you're aman or a woman.
Free, yeah, free, yeah, lookout, man, he will overtake you
and SA you nonetheless.
When scared teenagers whisperabout the goatman, not all agree
on the form he takes.
Some say he has he was a manwho kept goats and went mad

(01:10:22):
after teenagers killed thisflock, driven to seek revenge
against any youngster.
Different legends providevarious explanations for the
goatman's existence, with themost popular stemming from the
Maryland version of the tale.
So I'm going to give you acouple versions of what the

(01:10:43):
Goatman could be if you will, no, you go.
So this is the mass scientist.
This is the most common originstory.
It's story Little accent goingto come through.
According to the legend, the Gogoat man was once a scientist
at the beltsville agriculturalresearch center who was
conducting experiments withgoats.
An experiment allegedly wentwrong and he mutated into a

(01:11:04):
monstrous hybrid that now roamsthe nearby woods, attacking
people and vehicles with an axe.
The researchers the researchcenter has formally denied any
connection to the legend Ofcourse they would.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
Of course it's like you see them clearly.
Have you see the hoof marks?

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
come from the lab.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Right, the tracks are right there, uh-uh.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
No, it's like they go over and rub it out with their
foot.
What tracks?
Okay, so the other one is theangry hermit.
In this version, the goat manis a wild hermit who lives in
the woods and is prone toStartling outbursts.
Some speculate that the localhermit's Unpredictable behavior
May have inspired the initialtales.
It's also the Vengeful goat.

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Vengeful goat herder.
This story suggests the lonegoat herder lost his, lost his
animals due to local teenagersmisdeeds.
Driven to madness, he became ahalf goat man.
Uh, half goat, half mancreature to get revenge.
Um, there's also the belief innative American spirit.
Some lore attributes the goldman to Oki, a Pohan deity

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associated with animals.
Um, also ancient mythology.
Some accounts trace the rootsof the legend to ancient greek
figures like pan and pan and us.
Uh, how you say?
Sires, satyrs?
Satyrs, who were also halfhuman, half goat, creatures of
the wilderness.
Um, okay, so that's so.

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That's that's what I got forsome of the versions of it.
Do you want to keep going?

Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
Hold on, let me see if I got anything in the chat
room real quick.
Uh uh, you said it mimicsvoices, right?

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
uh, did I say that?

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
I don't think I said that that was just another thing
that some people said, that itcan mimic the oh, it can make
mimic voices also like to lurepeople in oh shit okay because
people say they have likedifferent sorry, my bad, they
have like different variationsof uh-huh, um.
Because some people say he'slike seven foot tall yeah yep,
they, they got um.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
I actually put some of the different variations yeah
, like, like, like you could saylike um, like subclass, if you
will of like there's apparentlydifferent type of goldman,
apparently um, but yeah, um ohyeah what I got now is just the
appearance.
I'm going to go next to theappearance of the Go-Man.

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Go-man science often involvessimilar descriptions of the
creature's appearance andactions.
The Go-Man is typicallydescribed as a bipedal figure
standing 6 to 8 feet tall.
Its upper body is human-like,but it has the fur covered, legs
, horns and sometimes the facialfeatures of a goat.
The creature is said to beaggressive and territorial.

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It is often described asattacking cars with an axe,
targeting teenagers in secludedareas and killing local pets,
particularly dogs.
It is also known for makingdisturbing animal-like cries.
Um so the the Mary Lane Goatmanis said to haunt the wooded
areas of Prince George's County,particularly around Governor's

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Bridge, off the called CrybabyBridge and Fletchertown Road.
While the Mary Lane Goatman isthe most famous, similar legends
exist in other locations.
So I'll cover a little bit ofthe other type of goatmans.
Why don't we keep going?
I cover a little bit of theother other type of uh
governments.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
Um, why we keep going I had a little fact about the
the prince's, oh, the georgecounty one.
They said that obviously this,this one, originates what the
tell about the?
Uh they had like the researchcenter, they had like a botch
experiment and it turned intothe goat man and then left.
But they said, like in 1971,like october, november around

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there, that the washington postcovered a wave of sightings
after uh, the boeing family'spuppy who was named ginger, was
found decapitated near thetracks by fletcher town road.
And because they reported thatit essentially led to like more
uh, essentially like fed intothe lore, of like a goat man.

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It helped like popularize it andeverything like that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Yeah, I know some people were saying about about
that too.
They were saying that no, itwas just some of the animals
were walking into the traintracks, but that I really don't
know.
Why would I, why would so many,so many animals uh go, I mean
maybe go towards the traintracks, but I I don't know, I
don't know.
Um, okay, so I got some of theother ones.

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Um, this is a denton texas.
The story of the goldman'sbridge, old or old alton bridge,
involves the ghost of a blackgoat farmer named Oscar Washburn
.
This is what I remember, kindof covering this, because I I
remember this one.
The legend claims that afterthe Washburn was lynched by the

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KKK in the 1930s, his spiritreturns to vengeful half goat,
half man creature to haunt thebridge In Louisville, kentucky.
The Pope Lick Monster, avariation of the Go-Man, is said
to live near the Pope Licktrain trestle.
The creature allegedly useshypnosis to lure people onto the
bridge to get hit by the train.

(01:16:24):
So the Pope Lick Monster is alegendary part-man, part-goat
and part sheep creature reportedto live beneath north folks
southern railroad trestle overfloyd's fork creek in the
fisherville area of louisville,kentucky.
In most accounts the pope lakemonster um appears as a human

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goat hybrid with grotesquelydeformed body of a man.
It has powerful, fur-coveredgoat legs and alabaster skin
face with an aculon nose andwhite set eyes.
Short, sharp horns protrudefrom the forehead, nestling long
, greasy hair that matches thecolor of the fur on the legs.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
That's the one in Kentucky, right, uh?
Yes, that's the one in Kentucky, yeah, uh, did you have
anything of the fur on the legs?

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
that's the one in kentucky, right?
Uh, yes, that's the one.
Yeah, uh, did you have anything, or?

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
I just saw that they said um fuck, hold on, let me
see.
I was looking at my notes whileyou were talking.
They just said that some peopleclaimed that it might be like
the goat man, for that one mightbe like a person that escaped
the circus.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
Oh, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
Or like.

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
Is that the one where he was like a clown?

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
I'm not too sure.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
I didn't really get too much notes, I just saw that
there was like a theory outthere or like what it could be
Okay, because I also sawsomething about it, but I didn't
know if that was like that wasreally like a part of it or that
was just somebody else sayingsomething like that.
But I remember seeing somethingabout like from circus that he
had like he was in the woods,some shit like that.

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Some shit like that, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
But they said that the train track is still active.
Oh, really Like it's notabandoned, it's actually still
active Because they said there'slike a couple people that had
accidents.
They're like a couple teenagerslost their lives.
Oh shit, I think 2016, 2019, oh, recent, oh shit because they,
like people, want to go see thegoat man or go do this type of
stuff so they end up going andthey ended up getting hit by the

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train.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Something ends up happening, I guess.
Damn bro, damn, that sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
That sucks.
So if y'all going to go, makesure to be careful, and I don't
know.

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
Wear your anti-train vest.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
It will protect you, I guarantee you Carry a whistle
and when a train comes you justblow the whistle Stop, and it'll
stop right there.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
It has to.
Everybody knows a trainresponds to a whistle.
Everybody knows that, okay.
So what was that?
No, you're good bro.
Okay, the Waterford, the Water,waterford.
Did I cover that?

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Fort Worth.
Oh was it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Fort Worth, waterford .
Oh okay, waterford, sheep man,it's an abominable creature that
terrorized the small rural townof Waterford, pennsylvania, in
the early 1970s.
It lurked in farm fields,stalking the unwitting animals
in the desire to tear them apartand feed on their flesh and
blood.
Hundreds of people witnessedthis creature.
It is also referred to as theGoatman Mary Lynn.

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This was an account.
So maryland knew of the goatmanlegend as a teenager in the 70s
, but also, but along with thestories, she had also seen it
with her own eyes on more thanone occasion.
So this is this is a quote.
I lived on back of that road andI saw the figure running across
the dirt road at one point nearthe old sawmill.
She remembers that at the timethere was much talk about the
legend, with many peoplecatching a glimpse of the

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creature darting across the roador into the brush along farm
fields.
She had a second encounter withthe monster when she was 17.
Quote he was there that onenight.
I drove home and right before Iturned into my driveway there
he was running across the roadonto the woods.
Um, that's all she gave.
She didn't get more uh details,but apparently that was directed

(01:20:15):
towards the uh uh, towards thegoat man.
Um, so I'm, I'm at my ending uhokay, my final, my final note,
if you will so, the truth behindthe legend.
Despite numerous reportedsightings over the decades,
there is no credible evidence tosuggest that the goat man is a
real creature.
Folklorists and historiansbelieve that the stories are

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likely a mix of exaggeratedtales, local gossip and pranks,
particularly among teenagersseeking the thrill.
The legend's popularity ismaintained through storytelling,
popular culture, referencesinto human fascination with the
known that was that which one.
Which one?

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
What was that at again?

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
What the ending?

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
Yeah.
Oh, it was just saying ingeneral, yeah, in general.
Yeah, that was just in general,because I had one that says the
Lake Worth Monster.
That's what you said right,fort Worth, texas is what I have
.
Fort Worth, Texas fort worth,texas is what I have.
1969.
No, go ahead.
I don't think I give that.
I give that one at all.
It says if it was firstreported in july 1969 at lake

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worth near greer island, theysaid it was like a seven foot
tall creature covered in whitehair, with goat like horns and
sometimes scales.
That's kind of crazy.
I don't know what you mean bysometimes sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
But sometimes he got it on, sometimes he don't got it
on, bro um.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
So the story was notorious because a lot of
people claimed they're like haveseen it.
There was like a, a bunch ofpeople, like a group of people
that said, yeah, it was half man, half goat.
Um half.
Uh, I was gonna make a joke,but I couldn't think of one.
They say it was just like halfman, half goat, with like fur
and scales, and it jumped out ofthe trees onto a car.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
My fault.
I was going to say you knowwhat that low key reminds me of
the sheep squash.

Speaker 2 (01:22:01):
Or like the lizard man.
No, is it the lizard man?
Which one?
I think that's one that's likea swamp.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
Swamp.

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
There's like a swamp monster.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
I don't remember exactly where it's at, because
we had covered the sheep squash.
Mm-hmm, so that like the whitewool and everything.
That's what that kind ofreminds me of too.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
I could see that it says on July 10th, dozens of
people reported seeing themonster standing on a cliff,
illuminated by headlights, ooh,and that they said a large car,
a large tire, was thrown down,landing near the crowd of people
.
They said, like, the policewere called.
And then there's likeeventually, oh shit like that
they said like at one pointthere's like 30 to 40 cars that

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pulled up like they were thereyeah and uh from this incident.
Somebody managed to take like ablurry photograph and it was put
on some place called the startelegram.
I don't know if that's like anews place or okay newspaper or
whatever but then.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
But a lot of people saw it though, like it was
actually reports and everythingabout that.
Oh shit, okay but.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
But you know, some people later admitted that.
Maybe you know it was just likepranksters in a gorilla suit,
type shit, something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
And then people were just like overreacting and stuff
like that.
That goes with that masterstereotype shit also.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
Oh fuck, for all we know he could have thrown like a
little bike tire.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Everybody's like it was a giant tire, it was a whole
tire.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
I dodged the tire, I picked it up and moved it.
There's always going to be thatguy.
There's always going to be Idodged it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Nah, bro, I already know there's a guy.
That shit was like what.
It landed right beside me and Itook out my leg.
I already know, bro, Overhypedbro he don't let that story down
bro For me it was kind ofsaddening because same thing,
bro.
When I was younger bro, Ibelieved in the Goatman bro.
I used to hear so many storiesof the Goatman and when I

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started looking because I triedlooking up stories like Goatman
stories, but I guess what Ifound it under could be pasta,
oh, for real.

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
Yeah, oh, dang.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
Yeah, bro.
So I think it's just I didn'tknow that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
So I think it's just I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
Yeah, like because every time I try to type in
stories there's like extrastories, real stories, and it
sent me to Reddit.
But I looked at the thread itwas a creepypasta Because.
I read the first couple of ones,I was like this seems a little
bit too when they got too manydetails in there.
That's when like it felt toocreepypasta.

(01:24:30):
And yeah, I saw I scrolled upso I went through other ones and
it was like a creepypasta uhthing.
And then I looked it up online.
I like went back to google,looked it up again and it was
like uh stories but it waspreference under like
creepypastas.
It wasn't like actual, like uh,like sightings or stuff like
that, because when it's actualsightings, they pop up, they'll

(01:24:51):
show you.
But the goat men didn't pop uplike that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
I looked it up too, but that shit got a little crazy
for me, bro.
That shit was talking aboutsomething.
I saw the goat man, and hestood in the middle of the
bridge.
His fur was covered in sweat.
He had that musty smell, but itsmelled good.
And then, as I looked down down, I just saw his long, hairy

(01:25:18):
that was crazy though, and thentwo hours flew by and I'm like
I'm over here like well, I'mfucking my heart At work.
And then it followed them home.
Then they they couldn't hide it,so they end up getting caught.

(01:25:39):
And then scientists came, andthen Forbidden love.

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
This is forbidden.
We shouldn't do this.
We shouldn't Stop goat man.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
The goat man just stand there.
But we must.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
Yeah, that is crazy, bro.
Who the fuck, who the fuckwrote that?
Bro, y'all need fucking look atthe person.
Look at the author reverence,reverence from the cosmic code
no, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
But I don't know, bro , like you said, I was like so
hype about the goat man as a kidtoo, because you know, back
then you didn't really have allthese sources of information.
Like literally, it was justlike this person said.
I don't know if I was justnaive or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
But like when you, when I'm like for this research,
I'm actually trying to likeactually like back then we'll
read it, read it and just likenot even go with it yeah, I was
just like damn, like that's real.
And now I'm like, okay, I getone, one source and I cross
references with the source andthen when I'm looking for
stories, I want to make sure thestory sounds there's just like
a vibe to like a real story andthen like a creepypasta, like,

(01:26:45):
like I always say, like when yougot too many details in your
story, that's when it startsfeeling a little a little fake,
a little made up or somethinglike that.
So, like, like, like about thesway and the and the musk and
the and the long girl oh, thatwas real, that was real he said
I saw it that was real emotion,but um real love, everything

(01:27:06):
real here.
You know, we don't discriminatewhat?

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
what you think about the Goatman, then Rate it 1 to
10.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
Even if it's a creepypasta.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
Even if it's Because we rated the rake.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
You're right, you're right, you're right.

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
I don't remember what we rated.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
Okay, so I don't remember either.
But okay for the goat, I'mgoing to do justice to the goat,
for like a better word.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
The government was the goat.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
That's why he's the goat, the goat look.
So, based off, based off whatcould be bro, they really don't
got much reports though.
Yeah, he threw a tire, that'sit I don't know, but like I'm
talking about, it would killpets, it would essay.
Um, that way I just realizedthat I did the notes was was
that cover erotica too?

(01:27:56):
Wait a minute.
Yeah, he's talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:27:58):
Wait a minute oh yeah , I'm not used to ai no more,
but it's freaky AI bro, justkidding.

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
Oh, it's getting good .
Like I said, two hours flew by.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
I'm like fuck this goat man does some crazy stuff,
yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
I just covered it talking about nipples being hard
.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
I'm like fuck talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
He had a cock ring on his shit too, but you know what
you know, what you know what.
Fuck know what you know what.
Fuck the gold man, man, man,fuck that shit man.
I fuck it what you rate it.
Nah, fuck it what you rate him.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
I rate it 69.

Speaker 1 (01:28:40):
Freaky ass, fucking Rhetors, man, y'all
motherfuckers, chill the fuckout bro.

Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
Bro go get, go stand outside.

Speaker 1 (01:28:46):
Go touch grass, motherfuckers, y'all
motherfuckers Riding some freakyass shit what you say.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
Go take a cold shower .

Speaker 1 (01:28:50):
Go take a cold shower , drink yourself a Pepsi man,
chill out, chill out man.
Mothers though Fucking crazyshit, you know, let's focus on
the killing, let's focus on theviolence.

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
It didn't really do much, though.
They just said they killed adog.

Speaker 1 (01:29:08):
A dog killed another dog.
Apparently, it will also goafter people with.
That's the one thing I don't.
If it's a vigil spirit, becauseyou know that one dude
apparently he was a vigil, thedude that got lynched and
whatnot.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
Oh shit, we got breached.
Hold on, bro.
Oh you good, bro you good.
Yeah, I'm good.
Oh shit, All right.
Oh, he peed, it's because hejust woke up.
You want to go ahead and getthat, bro?

(01:29:43):
Oh, you got it.
That's what.
I'm saying oh shit, that'sright, we only got two hours.
My fault, bro.
He said y'all said what Y'allsaid.
Oh we back, y'all we back.
I said fuck the girl man.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
I thought that motherfucker was knocking on my
door.
I ain't going to knock on myshit.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
My ass off there.
Vamonos de aqui, chicos.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
Bro, I'm over here.
Fuck, we fucked my head.
Vamonos de aqui, chicos, thatshit scared the fuck out of me,
bro.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
I'm over here.
Fuck, we fucked.
My head got to the left of me.
Fuck, we ain't got nothing toprotect ourselves.

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
Throw a water bottle, throw the dogs.
Throw the dogs.
Come here, buddy.
But um, I'm gonna give it a.
I'm gonna give it a.
I'm gonna give it a five A five.
I'm gonna give it a five A five.
I'm going to give it a fivejust because I don't know what
else to say.
I mean, compared to.

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
I don't know, bro, For me it's probably like.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
This could be positive.
Though this could be positive.
This is probably like a two,for me Two Okay, I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
But it's because, bro , yeah, it killed somebody's dog
.

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
But like I said again , bro, it's just a dog.
I feel like the stories I heardI mean you right.
I feel like the stories I heardin the past.
He did kill people.

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
But I feel like, the more research I did, it wasn't
true stories.
Yeah, it was creepypastas.

Speaker 1 (01:31:10):
That's why I don't feel like.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
I feel like maybe the first time I actually did them
I included like creepypasta,without knowing it was uh,
creepypasta stories you knowthis is what I'm saying like
back then, like informationcould be spread like that, but
after, like people actually canlike go in depth with the
research and everything likewait, there's no reports,
there's none of this, there'snone of that.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
It's just like word of mouth type thing.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
And then who like wait, there's no reports,
there's none of this, there'snone of that.
It's just like word of mouthtype thing.
And then who said these stories?
Yeah, there's no one that'sgoing to tell you?

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
Yeah, there's nobody.
Yeah, the only one that had wasthat lady that apparently saw
it, but she didn't even.
It could have been a teenagerin a suit or something like that
.
Yeah, you're right, Fuck it bro.
Fuck it too, bro, this hit aone, it's a one.
It's a one, bro, it's a one.

(01:31:56):
And it sucks because I love theGo man, but it was a top-tier
story or cryptic for me.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
Not, no more.
Not no more.
It's a fake, it's a phony, butuh, I don't know y'all, let us
know what y'all think.
Let us know if y'all have anyghost stories about the goat man
.

Speaker 1 (01:32:17):
Let us know y'all be writing erotica.

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
Little home boss let us know if y'all have went to go
see the goat bridge, if y'allseen anything or got any videos
or something if y'all saw a girlman hairy sweaty nipples hard
with uh, with a never mind y'allmessages at cosmic cove, at
k-o-s-m-i-c underscore c-o-v-e,on k-o-s-m-i-c underscore

(01:32:45):
c-o-v-e, on tiktok or instagram.
Let us know what y'all thinkabout the goat man.
But we're going to go ahead andend this off.
We're going to hit this realquick because we ain't got much
time on the freaking SD card.

Speaker 1 (01:32:58):
That was my fault, but let's go ahead and go to the
next subject Is it this one?
Fuck, all right, right, quick,right, quick, right, quick,
right, quick.
So eggs, all right, that's it,we'll catch up.

Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
We catch up later, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
Again we'll shout out everybody, all right, so uh
this one's uh staple, staple orfavorite breakfast items around
the around the world.
Um right quick, what's what's?
What's your ideal breakfast?

Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
all right.
So you know, I'm waking up, youknow, early in the morning,
like one waking up early in themorning, like 1 o'clock Breaked
up.

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
What in the morning, Jesus?
What?

Speaker 2 (01:33:33):
No 1 o'clock in the afternoon.

Speaker 1 (01:33:35):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
You know, morning American, morning American
morning, modern America morningNot prehistoric America, not
before the Industrial RevolutionAmerica, no, during the
Industrial Revolution, notbefore the British were coming.

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
I'm talking about real America.
Real America, nah, but what?
Were you going to say no, goahead.

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
For me.
You know you don't want to gotoo crazy.
You know you just want to getyou some cinnamon toast.
No, not cinnamon toast, what'sthat shit called?

Speaker 1 (01:34:06):
Oh, I know you say what the fuck you're talking
about?
That toast, was that shit going?
Oh, I know you say what the?
Fuck you talking about.
Oh, that's that toast, that onetoast, that one toast.
What's?

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
that french toast?
Damn the way we get toast.
You're talking about america,talking about french toast.
When y'all think about it, whatis, what does america really
have?

Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
if you think about it , ain't everywhere america,
almost, almost y'all speakenglish yeah, yeah, use a
hundred dollar bit all right, umnah, but what you got, though?
What you got for, uh, for myideal?

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
breakfast, bro, that's easy, it have to be
waffles it have to be.
You know I can get a littlecrazy if I want some chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:34:47):
But chicken and waffles is the go-to, but.
But I don't Okay, but.

Speaker 2 (01:34:50):
I don't need to have the chicken.
I don't need to have thechicken.
Waffles with sausage links If Ifeel crazy.
Bacon If I'm feeling crazy, andthen some scrambled eggs, syrup
, butter Maybe if I feel alittle crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:35:07):
a biscuit, okay, biscuit and toast.
Biscuit and toast, maybe, if Ifeel a little crazy, you gotta
have butter.
A biscuit, you know?
Okay, a better buttermilkbiscuit.

Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
Biscuit or toast?
Mmm, that toast.
Go crazy with jelly in themorning bro Fuck it.
Take the biscuit out, put thejelly in, okay, put the toast in
, but have you ever?

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
had biscuit with jelly.

Speaker 2 (01:35:27):
Well, yeah, I think I have, oh, you have, it's not
the same.
It's not the same, it's not thesame.

Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
That's a toast, toast and jelly no.

Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
What you got though.

Speaker 1 (01:35:34):
All right, so check this out For me, for me, my
staple.

Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
Who said chilaquiles, chill, chill, chill, chill,
chorizo.

Speaker 1 (01:35:41):
Chorizo.
Chill, chill, chill.
I was going, yeah, yeah, heknow me, chat mexican head ass.
No, so okay, I was gonna say Igot america, I got the, I got
the mexican one, my mexican one.
I ain't gonna lie, I fucked up.
You gave me wosu chorizo, whichis uh eggs with uh like mexican

(01:36:03):
sausage, yeah, mexican sausage.
You feel me Early in themorning.
Some tortillas, bro.
That's it, bro, top tier,that's what they.
For me, it gotta have hot sauce,no matter what, at least
Mexican dish it gotta have.
It gotta have a good hot sauce.
The American one I'm gonna keep.

(01:36:25):
I got two I got.
I got Either like me a platteror like me a Gravy biscuit.
Bro, fuck, I'll suck some.
I got either like me a platteror like me a gravy biscuit.
Oh, fuck, I'll suck some dickfor some gravy biscuits.

Speaker 2 (01:36:35):
Oh yeah, he said I got some gravy biscuits for you
tomorrow.
I got a whole bag in the caryou want to go see.

Speaker 1 (01:36:42):
I fell for this before.
So the gravy biscuit.
Look, I'm going to preface this.
The best gravy biscuits.

Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
Oh, oh you're about to start a oh.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
You're about to start a riot.
What you got?
No, no, no, I'm okay.
I'm good with that.
I'm good with that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
McDonald's gravy biscuits Top tier, extra gravy,
though Extra gravy Cause theyskimp on that gravy.
Extra gravy I'll pay the 99cents For that.
For that gravy, extra gravyI'll pay the 99 cents for that
extra scoop of gravy.
Top tier Platter I need me someeggs.
Scrambled Hash browns I need mesome hash browns.
Depending where I'm at, abiscuit Toast low key hasn't

(01:37:26):
been hitting for me lately, andlately I used to not be a bacon
guy.
I'm, I'm, I'm turning, I'm.
I prefer bacon in the mornings.
Now I used to prefer a sausage,sausage patties uh, what, what?
Recently, like in the last two,three years, it has not been

(01:37:46):
making.
It's been sausage.
Okay, okay, okay, chill, chill,because we're in Thailand, hold
on.
So, yeah, so bacon Crispy.
None of that, none of that.
I don't like soft bacon.

Speaker 2 (01:37:59):
You like crunchy bacon, I like crunchy.
Yeah, crispy bacon.

Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
Yeah that, and with the nice Guinness beer in the
morning Dog, send me into a foodcoma, bro, that's it, talk me
the fuck off, just get the motorgoing.
But yeah, that's my breakfast,bro.
That's where I'm at.

Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
That's your go-to, that's my go-to.

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
That's either one of those two All right.

Speaker 2 (01:38:25):
So, real quick, we're going to talk about some hotel
breakfast though.
Because we're going to talkabout some hotel breakfast
though, because we're going totalk about different breakfasts
real quick from other places,and one of the things was like,
because you know, it's reallypopular for hotels to have
continental breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:38:39):
Continental breakfast .

Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
And that's just supposed to be like a simple,
light, quick breakfast.
You know it's supposed to befor the convenience of staying
in a room.
Don't have to go out nowhere togo get your food.

Speaker 1 (01:38:48):
You have everything right there, anything room,
don't have to go out nowhere togo get your food.
You have everything right there, anything you could want.
It's like just bread, uh cereal.
You can get like, uh, pancakes,waffles, little sausage, right
the eggs, eggs, muffins, muffins.
I hate muffins, I fuckingcereal, cereal.
Um, yeah, that's pretty much.
That's pretty much it for forfor a good continental breakfast
.
Yeah, I mean it's basic, but Imean it gets the job done.

(01:39:12):
It's breakfast.
You don't got to leave yourhotel.
Obviously, depending on thehotel, it could be better, it
could be more stuff, it could befresher, different ingredients.
But yeah, continental breakfastis straightforward.

Speaker 2 (01:39:23):
I'm coming around to the ham, though Low key.
I can't do country ham becauseit's just too salty.

Speaker 1 (01:39:30):
It's too salty, very little I can eat.
Like very little ham for thebreakfast.
I like the thick cut hams.

Speaker 2 (01:39:37):
I like it, but it's just too salty it is salty.
All right.
So I got one for United Kingdom, so for them they have a full
English breakfast which is justlike eggs, bacon, sausage, baked
beans, crazy um.

Speaker 1 (01:39:55):
grilled tomatoes, mushrooms, toast and sometimes
black pudding your face fuckedup first thing in the morning.
Your stomach fucked up thatexplains a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:40:07):
That's all I'm gonna say.
So so this originated in the1800s as a symbol of hospitality
and sustenance for laborersokay, was the whole idea of this
breakfast is it body and stuffum.
It's still widely popular inthe uk and Ireland, often served

(01:40:29):
in pubs and hotels.

Speaker 1 (01:40:31):
Yep, I got that too.
All right, what you got, allright Now I got.
You mentioned earlierchilaquiles from Mexico,
authentic Mexican meal thatoriginated in 1898, I'm sorry
and is still a staple for manyfamilies today.
It is the most basic form.
In its most basic form,chilaquiles consist of fried
tortilla strips that aresimmered in salsa or mole.

(01:40:53):
I don't want to hear youtalking about mole, or mole is a
sweet, savory type of sauce,for layman's terms, to soften
them up.
It is a very versatile dish,but it's most commonly served
for breakfast or brunch,depending on where you are

(01:41:14):
located will greatly determinethe type of chilaquiles you eat.
For instance, in Mexico City,the tortillas get simmered in
green tomatillo sauce.
However, in Central Mexico,crispy tortilla chips are
preferred.
Therefore, they do not simmerthe tortillas in salsa, but
rather pour the sauce over thechips right before they are

(01:41:36):
served.
I prefer those over the soft,soggy ones, because by the time
they get to your table, they'rea little soggy.
I hate that.
I hate me a soggy tortilla.

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
I had one that they said tamales is a breakfast item
.
I eat breakfast, Okay let metell you some big bad shit, we
get tamales.

Speaker 1 (01:41:59):
Save them for the next day.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
First thing in the morning, fry them up Right, or
you just put them on the comalLike on a griddle.

Speaker 1 (01:42:06):
Yeah, because the fat from the maceratedousseline and
everything From everything,it'll crisp it up.

Speaker 2 (01:42:12):
A crunchy fresh tamale Well, not fresh, but a
crunchy tamale Reheated the nextday.
Go crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:42:17):
With some good salsa a little slight that don't even
gotta be spicy.
This is for flavor types Withonions and cilantro.

Speaker 2 (01:42:25):
Right, that shit do go crazy, I want me some.
Now Fuck, Go ahead put yourorder in, right, that shit do go
crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:42:31):
Oh, I want to be something now Fuck, fuck, go
ahead, put your order in.
Fuck, I got something whoteasing me like that.

Speaker 2 (01:42:36):
All right.
So I saw that in China and someplaces in Southeast Asia they
do dim sum.
Dim sum is essentially likesmall bite sized dishes, like
dumplings, buns and rolls, oftenpaired with tea.
Okay, it's considered likecomfort food and part of morning
gatherings in chinese cultureokay uh, what, what you got?

Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
I got.
This is a little crazy oneaustralia, australia, vegemite
on toast.
So vegemite on toast isconsidered a staple comfort food
and even a symbol of nationalpride.
The savory dark brown spread ismade with leftover bruce yeast
um, a byproduct of the beerindustry.
It's a good source of bvitamins and it's also suitable

(01:43:20):
for a planet-based diet.
According to australians, thecorrect way to enjoy vegemite is
to apply an extra thin layerover buttered toast and add too
much oh, don't add too much ofthe thick paste and you will be
overwhelmed, which is why theUnami flavor spread is packaged

(01:43:40):
in small bottles.
You ever had Vegemite?
I smelled it once.
Cannot do it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:43:43):
Cannot, it is pungent , it is strong, salty.

Speaker 2 (01:43:48):
Oh is it?
I've never tried it.

Speaker 1 (01:43:52):
Yeah, I think I had a little bit because this lady
gave me some.
No, not my cup of tea.

Speaker 2 (01:43:56):
All right.
So this one's in Middle East orNorth Africa.
This is shakshuka, which islike poached eggs and a spicy
tomato, onion and pepper sauce,often with cumin and paprika.
It's popular in Israel,moroccoco and egypt and it's
typically served with bread fordipping okay, I got iceland, I

(01:44:17):
got skier, it is a culture diarydiary product.

Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
With a thick, creamy consistency and a slightly sour
taste.
It's similar to yogurt, butit's actually considered type of
cheese like ricotta ormascarpone.
In Iceland, skier is a popularbreakfast food, often paired
with porridge and fruit.
In the early 2000s, a brandcalled Icelandic Provisions

(01:44:42):
began marketing skier in theUnited States.
As a result, you see Icelandicskiers sold alongside yogurt at
your local grocery store and theword skier is not trademarked
and is considered a generic termlike milk or cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:44:54):
All right, I got this one right here.
This is in Vietnam.

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
How do you say it?

Speaker 2 (01:44:59):
Pho Pho Right.

Speaker 1 (01:45:02):
Pho, oh Pho.
I could have swore it was PhoPho.

Speaker 2 (01:45:04):
Pho, pho, pho, pho Pho.
It's pretty much like a ricenoodle soup with broth, beef or
chicken.
Uh, bean sprout, yeah, beansprouts.
Uh, herbs and lime.
It's traditionally eaten forbreakfast in vietnam, uh, but
now it's like enjoyed throughoutthe whole day, pretty much it's
really good, honestly.

Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
I mean, if you start your morning off with one of
those, you sit, you sit, okay,so this one's actually not that
crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:45:38):
Man better go on a spree.

Speaker 1 (01:45:40):
Right, I told you, everybody's starting to lose
their shit now.
French tartine, if I'm sayingthat correct.
And French tartine isn't thesame as a humble piece of toast,
a toasted white bread.
Here in the United States,tartine consists of a toasted
slice, baguette spread withfresh butter and jam.

(01:46:01):
For breakfast, the tartinemight be served with a cup of
fresh fruit and a hot coffee.
Honestly, that sounds reallygood Throughout the day.
Tartines are made with avariety of sweet and savory.
A hot coffee Honestly, thatsounds really good Throughout
the day.
Tartines are made with avariety of sweet and savory
ingredients, similar to anavocado toast.
You ever had avocado?

Speaker 2 (01:46:15):
toast yes.

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
You have.
And one thing is certainbreakfast in France is usually
considered light and the largermeals are reserved for later in
the day.
I like that because for mebreakfast is a heavy hitter.
Breakfast food got a.

Speaker 2 (01:46:34):
He got my headphones.
I like that, because for mebreakfast is a heavy hitter
Breakfast fool got up.

Speaker 1 (01:46:40):
He got my headphones.
Zeus Open up there we go.

Speaker 2 (01:46:43):
Little minutes, bro, little minutes.
I just got it back, zeus.

Speaker 1 (01:46:47):
All right, here we go , my fault y'all we had a little
technical difficulty the dogsare finally starting to act up
up.
They're all losing their mindright now.
I knew this day was coming.

Speaker 2 (01:46:57):
What were you saying?

Speaker 1 (01:46:58):
No, that was it for me.
Their breakfasts are light andfor me a breakfast is.
It's a bit heavy.
I like my breakfast on theheavier side.
Biscuits don't cut it for me,no more.

Speaker 2 (01:47:09):
I'm trying to pack my calories first thing in the
morning so it can power methrough the day.

Speaker 1 (01:47:13):
First thing in the morning.
I need to start breathing heavy.

Speaker 2 (01:47:19):
Alright, this one's actually pretty good, because I
have like a sweet tooth In Spain.

Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
Go ahead, the great Spain, my fault.

Speaker 2 (01:47:27):
He said vosotros En vosotros, españa, the great
Spain.
My fault, he said vosotros Envosotros, españa and Latin
America.
All right, they do churros ofhot chocolate, tai, tai Y'all
ain't even on this wave.

Speaker 1 (01:47:42):
Y'all ain't even on this wave.
In Spain they got churros ofhot chocolate.
Y'all too busy eating corn andshit.
Y'all not on this wave.

Speaker 2 (01:47:51):
Y'all eating peasant food over there.

Speaker 1 (01:47:52):
Swear they moving like that.
Y'all eating pig dick andeverything.

Speaker 2 (01:48:01):
See that's.
That's us looking from thebalcony like Can you see these
savages living like this?

Speaker 1 (01:48:05):
He said he said that shit with the hard R.
He said that shit like a goodChrisador.

Speaker 2 (01:48:10):
Nah, I'm just joking, but it's pretty much like for
people that don't know whatchurros are.
They're pretty much like now,keep in mind churros, not
chorros, not churros, not whatyou get after this breakfast.
Not me, not me not knowingSpanish, I want some chorros hey
get this boy out of my face.

Speaker 1 (01:48:27):
Get that boy out of here.
Suck a safe, suck a safe.

Speaker 2 (01:48:30):
Get Hit me with the broom.
It's pretty much like frieddough sticks coated in sugar,
often dipped in thick hotchocolate.
This is popular in Spain,portugal and throughout Latin
America.
Okay, traditionally eaten incafes in the morning or after
late nights.
Tight, tight, tight morning orafter late nights, okay, okay,

(01:48:57):
um, I think I think I've doneall of mine, did you?

Speaker 1 (01:48:58):
do japan?
Oh no, I don't have.
Okay, I got japan.
This is my final one heresteamed rice, miso soup and
grilled fish we said breakfastthe heavy hitter.
Take this out.
Japanese people believe Increating balance In many aspects
of life, and breakfast is noDifferent.
One bowl of rice, one bowl ofsoup, one main dish and two side

(01:49:20):
dishes Is a common TraditionalJapanese breakfast.
Steamed rice and miso soup Areusually Accompanied, accompanied
Accompanied by a grilled pieceof fish, a rolled omelette,
pickled vegetables and a dish offermented soybeans called natto
natto natto rounds.
Unlike our fluffy three eggomelets in the US, a Japanese

(01:49:43):
omelet is delicately, delicatelyrolled to achieve fine layers.
It has a silky texture,slightly sweet flavor as a
result of the addition of mirinwine wine.
Rolled to achieve fine layers.
It has a silky texture andslightly sweet flavor as a
result of addition of mirin wine.

Speaker 2 (01:49:54):
Wine, it's just mirin wine.

Speaker 1 (01:49:57):
It's just like it ain't really wine wine.
It's like, well, yeah, it iswine, but it's not it's like
cooking wine.

Speaker 2 (01:50:03):
It's like cooking wine.
That's like virgin oil.
Ain't even virgin.

Speaker 1 (01:50:05):
It ain't virgin bro.

Speaker 2 (01:50:11):
Ask me how I know.
That's what I was going to say,not what after I do my virgin
oil.

Speaker 1 (01:50:15):
By the time I'm done with that virgin oil.
It's just oil.
Yeah, we need help.

Speaker 2 (01:50:20):
All right, so this is my last one.
This is a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:50:22):
This is a heavy one.
This is a big banger.

Speaker 2 (01:50:24):
Everybody's going to be like that's not even a real
place.
Let me see, let me see I'll bebikini bottom.
So bikini what?
They eat crabby patties firstthing in the morning, according
to patrick, as shown forphysical evidence, you can refer
to an episode where patrickwakes up in the middle of the
night.
Oh, my alarm.
It must be time for my crabbypatty.

(01:50:44):
It's a crabby patty, reallyTight shit.

Speaker 1 (01:50:50):
One more.
One more, but a fine currypatty.
One more Low key, a burger forbreakfast.
Low key, that goes, look.

Speaker 2 (01:50:58):
I could go into that, but we running we tight on time
.
Yeah, yeah yeah, my fault, myfault, no, you good bro.

Speaker 1 (01:51:11):
What was my final one ?
I guess we're gonna end it offon that note, because we're
running short on time.
That was my bad.
We sped through a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:51:14):
So everyone's like oh , y'all just talked about it.
I mean, y'all just said it,y'all didn't talk about it.
Look my bad, I didn't.
I didn't readjust the files onthe memory card we ran out of
space.
That was my fault, but if y'allwant, we could talk about a
little bit of breakfast.
Maybe hit on it a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:51:30):
Next episode we do it again after we talk about the
oh lunch.

Speaker 2 (01:51:36):
Okay, we done snacks, we done.

Speaker 1 (01:51:38):
Snacks, we done.
This is breakfast.
Let's just talk about food.
We like okay, okay, now I don'tthink we don't food we like, we
done snacks we like we, we didthe candy one, we did the the
halloween candy one, food welikes.

Speaker 2 (01:51:50):
Okay, the food we likes then all right, y'all look
forward to us talking aboutfood we like and then maybe the
lost colony maybe we'll see howmuch those we got on that we're
about to find the lost colonyfuck it, fuck it live coverage.
But uh, I guess we're gonna endit off on that note.
We'll catch on the next set.
Oh, before my bad, I didn't dono shout outs.

Speaker 1 (01:52:10):
Oh yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:52:11):
Shout out to?
Uh shout out to my cousin Pepe.
You know I appreciate youalways support me and everything
that I do, you know.
Uh thanks for always checkingup on me.
Uh, thanks for always listeningto the episodes.
Uh, appreciate the support yougive me too.
Who else Shout out to the manSammy Sosa?

(01:52:32):
I never say it.

Speaker 1 (01:52:34):
You've been saying it .

Speaker 2 (01:52:35):
The man always says it.
But shout out to the man, sammySosa, always listening.
Shout out to anybody thatalways tunes in every episode,
whenever I decide to upload.

Speaker 1 (01:52:44):
Look my bad Look school's got me stressed and I
only got one class started rightnow.
The other two ain't gonna starttill monday.

Speaker 2 (01:52:55):
It'd be like that, bro oh this monday, oh shit okay
but, um, I guess, like I said,shout out to everybody that's
gonna be, uh that tunes in.
Like I said, shout out to allthe people that listen to us.
Shout out to the people thatcheck out the tiktoks, uh, like
I said, if y'all want to followus, follow us at cosmic cove, at
k-o-s-m-i-c underscore c-o-v-e,on instagram and on tiktok and

(01:53:16):
then message us.
Well, follow, subscribe to uson youtube, even though I
haven't had anything posted onyoutube again, my bad is it
working man?
apparently I need a mediamanager.
That's what I need I.
I need an editor, a mediamanager, a merch person.
I need sound engineers.
I want to be able to say add anexplosion here, boom Explosion,

(01:53:40):
added Some fireworks.
I don't feel like doing it,just get somebody else to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:53:44):
We need some pyrotechnics.
That's what we need.
But I guess that's's gonna endoff on that note.
You know I'm gonna pass theshout outs to uh yeah, sammy,
you already got your shout out.
You're not getting a shout outagain now I'm playing.
Uh, shout out, sammy, shout outalways being there, are we
glazing?
are we love?
Is he supporting us?
Do you like the episodes?

(01:54:05):
Number one fan, number one fanshould you hold that title.
But yeah, sammy, just want togive a shout out to you for
always, always being there,always listening, supporting,
supporting the dream, really andlaughing along with it,
laughing along and, yeah, shoutout my family for all of that.

Speaker 2 (01:54:20):
Yeah, that's it alright, so I guess we're going
to catch on next episode.
Be sure to bring a hungrymindset, because we're going to
be.

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