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Ever scratched an itch in public and then realized, oops, that's not where my fingers should be? We can't help but dive into the quirky intricacies of itchy situations and bizarre conspiracy theories—from the grand pocketless clothing scheme to Mariah Carey (the possible extraterrestrial with a voice too perfect for this planet). With our second season upping the ante, we're serving up a smorgasbord of musings that'll have you nodding in agreement or shaking your head in disbelief. And trust us, when it comes to the perplexing world of social media faux pas, we're dishing out our own cringe-worthy recollections that'll make your past online blunders seem like a walk in the park.

But wait, there's more than just giggles and grimaces! We get real about the allure and apprehensions surrounding cosmetic surgery, sharing our own tales of the knife—both hypothetical and hereditary nose concerns. And then, brace yourself for our hot take on this year's Oscar nominations, where we champion the unrecognized achievements of 'Barbie', highlight the importance of supportive friendships through controversy, and dish out some personal growth realness. It's a whirlwind episode where the deep, the absurd, and the downright hilarious collide, and you're invited to join us for every unpredictable twist and turn.

Thanks to Pixabay for the music and sound effects!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
This is Latina's State of Mind, a podcast created
by Latinas for all audiences,where we can share our
experiences about love, life andeverything in between.
Hello, and welcome to anotherepisode of Latina's State of

(00:35):
Mind.
Hello.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Ma'am, could you introduce?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
yourself.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Because we're confused.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
This is Senia and I'm sick.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Yay.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
I love her voice.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I lost my voice.
This is like the third week.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
I don't know, was that long?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
So I mean, let's do this we got this, thank you for
being here.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
We appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Thank you for listening.
I hope you're enjoying thesecond season.
It's been fun so far.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, we started out strong.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
We have and we've gotten some feedback and we love
that.
We love that.
Yes, I can't say it more.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Thank you for listening.
We appreciate it.
We really appreciate thefeedback and we have a fun
episode.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
We have an interesting fun episode.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yeah, we're going to get, you're going to get to know
us because, based on theseanswers, it's going to be it's
going to get weird.
It's going to get weird.
I mean the first topic is goingto be embarrassing experiences.
So oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Okay, what if we don't have any?
What happens?
What if?

Speaker 1 (01:51):
we're perfect, stop it.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Stop it.
You just quote unquote, forgetabout it.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
No, I actually did have really bad memory.
I think I've said that before.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Really yeah, let's talk about it again.
I have really bad memory.
Are we ready for the firstquestion?
Yeah, let's go First questionwhat's the weirdest conspiracy
theory you have ever believed?
Oh, oh.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Like you're being strong with that question,
Because I'm about to mentionlike pockets.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Okay, Tell us more.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
I think women's clothing has no pockets, so you
can buy a purse.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Oh, I had never heard that, really yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
So supposedly, and I mean honestly, it kind of seems
real that women's clothing,women's pants specifically, do
not have pockets or have verysmall pockets because they want
them to buy a purse so theycould carry their things.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
It makes sense, though, right, I mean, if you
think about it.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, it makes sense.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Right, they want us to spend on another item.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
But what about the little pocket?
You know the little pocket youhave in your pants.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Like what is it for?
That's for your thoughts andprayers.
Or if your girlfriend turnsinto a worm, that's where you
put them.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
I love that that's where you put your girlfriend,
Because we would still love themeven if they were a worm.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Did you hear that?
Now you have a little pocketfor me, so the little pocket in
your jeans doesn't fit anything.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
So guess what it's for your girlfriend worm.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
So, sweet.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Anyways, what's your guys' conspiracy theory?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Religion.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
What do you mean?
Religion?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
I believed in religion for most of my life and
I think it's bullshit.
I like it Sorry.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Never in a lifetime did I think that you were going
to be saying this.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
No, I mean never in a lifetime did I think I would be
saying this either.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
But here we are, but here we are Interesting.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
I kind of get it.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
No, honestly, it's just so much now that I'm not in
a religion, in a religiousplace, like I feel like I've
learned a lot about myself and Ilearned that a lot of the
things that I was being taughtwere very like, manipulative to
benefit the man, and there's alot of we'll have to have a

(04:09):
religion episode that there's alot of trauma in my life because
of it.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
So, yeah, you were in a more religious setting,
because being Mormon was very,is very cultish.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
So you were very secluded into that.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
But I think every religion is very cultish, like
Catholics can be very cultish.
I think it depends on how deepyou are in the religion.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
How much you follow it?

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Because, I mean, I grew up Catholic and I was like,
see ya, I didn't feel bad forleaving or not continuing the
practice of, but that's just me.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Right, and we're not judging anyone who's religious
right.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
No, not at all, you do you.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Well, I'm not going to comment on that.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
But anyway, I judge Are we ready for the next
question.
Wait, nancy didn't say anything, oh yeah, she agreed on you
with religion that is our own.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
That was my first thought whenever you asked the
question.
Something else, I guess, that Ihave considered a reality would
be aliens, okay, the existenceof aliens.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
You don't think they exist.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
I mean, I think they might.
That's the conspiracy.
Nobody has ever seen anything,not really.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Not really.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
We can't really prove it as being real, but we can't
prove it as not being real.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Can I throw in something about that?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Tell me.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
What if aliens are just a super advanced human that
may be trying to take care ofus in a way?
That's why they're visiting.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Do you think they're trying to take care of us?

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Because they know we're going to eff it up.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Because they've seen what happens.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
So like what if I?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
100% believe in aliens.
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
I think Mariah carries an alien.
She would be perfect, right.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Because she's very talented.
Have you heard her voice?

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Yeah, obviously it's out of this world, exactly.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Thank you for having me.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
God, you're moving things.
Okay, yeah, I guess she couldbe, she could be.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
She is 100% I think she is.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
The second one is kind of silly.
What if you get an urge toscratch your butt in public?
Would you do it?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
It depends what part.
If it's more on, the moretowards the hips, like the outer
Her butt.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
She guess her butt crag.
No, okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
The same Same.
Scratch that booty hole.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Kind of kid, we don't judge.
She's only like that guy onTikTok, but the kilt?
Have you guys seen that?
No, there was a TikTok, withthis random guy going to all
these antique stores and puttingitems up.
His what?
Yeah, because he was wearing aIs that what the word is A kilt,

(07:28):
kilt.
And then he would just put himback.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
So I don't know if he was just scratching with it, or
just Like, like, what, all theway.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
And look like it was up.
Oh, I like going to Goodwillstores.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
You better wear gloves next time you go anywhere
.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
I will be wearing gloves for now on there's going
to be fecal matter.
Everywhere, people suck yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
So maybe you know, just don't scratch with things
that are not yours.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
That's how COVID starts.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
That's a conspiracy theory that you believe in
People being nasty.
They like it.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
And then spreading their germs all over, and then a
whole panini starts.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Pandemic panini.
Okay, you did have a face likewhat.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
Exactly, you had a face, so it had to translate.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
I think of something else.
I can say panini, but yeah, Igot it.
What else do you think?

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Next question yeah, Uh huh, you nasty little.
Anyways, next question what'sthe weirdest fantasy you've ever
had?

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Uh, you go first.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
What's the weirdest?

Speaker 1 (08:44):
fantasy I've ever had .
What kind of fantasy Like, justsexual, whatever you want to be
.
I'm not about just sharing.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
My workplace burning down Current workplace.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, maybe we shouldn't.
Maybe we should delete thatfrom the record.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Or like any workplace , honestly like, oh my gosh, let
it be on fire so I don't haveto go into work today, okay, or
a car crash, tiana, that's sohard?

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Are these more like intrusive, intrusive thoughts
that you're having?
Maybe we need to talk aboutthat.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah, we need to talk to your therapist about this.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
No, you guys.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
I don't find this weird, but I know other people
are going to think I was weird.
But my fantasy was to bemarried to Ricky Martin and have
five children and like live ina mansion with him.
But, like I said, I don't thinkit's weird because I really
believe that was going to happen.

(09:45):
But I understand how it can beweird to people that are not me,
people who know that he's notinto women.
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
That's the fantasy.
Definitely a fantasy.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yeah, I think I'm like fantasized about having a
lot of money or like, but that'sweird.
Yeah, I don't nothing weird, Idon't think.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
I want to clarify that I would not be initiating
the car crash.
I would not be initiating thecar crash.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
You just like, would love to be there to see it
happen yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
She's like stitch she wants to see things burn.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
I do, I like it.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Okay, you still haven't said a fantasy, though.
Do you want it to be a sexualfantasy?
Like we're open to learningabout you.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
I feel like we don't know much about you.
It's okay.
Yeah, exactly I like to beenigmatic.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah, I don't.
I can't think of anything elseright now.
I'm going to be doing likebeing able to clone myself.
I've thought about like havinganother.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
You like yourself that much.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
I love myself that much.
Imagine that would be great.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
If there's another clone on me.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
I'd be so happy.
I want to be the only one, yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Scope your eyes, for sure, I'm over here like hey,
another me, oh no.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
You're like.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
no, I want to be the only one.
I want to be the only one Ilike that.
Yeah, have you ever done?
Next question, by the way haveyou ever done something so
embarrassing that you've beenterrified to say that it's you?
No, I don't think so.
I always tend to takeaccountability.
Even if it's embarrassing, Ican remember.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
I've pooped my pants before.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Oh, I've done that too yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, it's so sad.
The walk is shamed to yourbathroom.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
I was well.
It's happened to me twice, andthe first time I was at work, no
, so it was awful.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
I didn't know I had celiac disease and then it
happened.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Did you have to like go home and be like you like
excuse yourself from work?

Speaker 2 (12:08):
No, I'm a problem solver.
I'm in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Do you have to clean up or you need to clean up?

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Do what you gotta do with what you got, you know you
just move on.
This is life.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah, I love it, it has to happen eventually.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Can you guys please, if you've ever pooped your pants
, tell us how you solve theproblem?

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
I want to know, we want to hear your stories.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
I don't know where this happened.
I can tell us, to tell us Forme.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
I have been driving home from work.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
I was driving to nothing I could do.
It was the walk of shame to myapartment yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
I'm glad that I'm not the only one.
Thank you for sharing.
You're welcome, yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
I don't think it's yeah, everyone can relate to
that.
Next question is a it's kind ofclose to that.
Was the weirdest smell you'veever smelled.
Oh no, okay near my apartments,when you walk into one of the
corridors it smelled likeliteral death and I was scared.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
You've smelled.
How do you know?
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
I just made you think of it Exactly Because it
smelled rancid.
Like and it was outside, andthis apartment is near the
entrance, so like there's a lotof airflow, so like for me to
smell it as soon as you'rewalking in.
I'm like.
Mm, hmm, and then I saw themtaking out the appliances.

(13:49):
I'm like what if someone diedthere?

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah, I mean, I don't know for sure, obviously.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
But that's the weirdest smell.
It smelled rancid, it smelledlike death, it smelled nasty and
that was recent too.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
So that was weird, interesting, and you never found
out.
No, I never found out.
Interesting, should I?
Maybe you should investigate,maybe we should do a podcast
episode on an investigative.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Investigative journalism.
Aren't you into that, Sonia?

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Let's go, let's do it .

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Thank you, Misa.
Can I share?

Speaker 1 (14:24):
So Jerome just sent a message and he says you know
what print maggots smell like?
I think he can still smell it.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Oh, that smells nasty .

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Disgusting.
What does?

Speaker 3 (14:38):
this smell like?
Is it also like a rancid smell?
Mm, mm, mm oh.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Oh Gross the new ladies.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
I feel like you, big pregnant.
Do you over smell?
Do you have a power for smell?

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yeah, I used to.
The last three weeks I haven'tbeen able to smell anything.
Oh, that's true, never mind.
But when I was doing black andwhite photography, in order to
turn a picture, a black andwhite picture, into a sepia tone
, you have to dip it into thisvinegar with something else.

(15:11):
So it's a mix of like.
It's a smell of like vinegarwith rotten eggs.
Oh, and it makes the entire roomsmell like that and there's no
other way to do it.
I mean, now there's Photoshop,right, but then, like if you
wanted a photo to be sepia toneBack in the 1900s, yeah, you had
to literally put it throughthat process and it smells

(15:33):
terrible, it sounds terrible,it's like that vinegary smell
with.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Not only the vinegar's, already strong.
Yeah, that's done like a rottenegg.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Like rotten boiled eggs Spikes.
What do you think, Nancy?
I don't know I can't think ofanything.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
I think I've smelled dead something at a house that
we were going to clean.
Oh Uh-huh.
Yeah, they were probably likedead rodents or something like
that.
It was pretty gross.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
That's nasty.
Do you encounter that often,since you get to clean buildings
and homes?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
I haven't since because I think I would die.
Yeah, I think I would probablynot be in this world anymore.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Understandable.
You're not dramatic.
No, it's completelyunderstandable.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah, I yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Uh-huh, what is something that everybody looks
stupid doing?
Rowing.
That's the first thing thatcame to my mind Rowing.
Yeah, like a rowing, a boat,uh-huh.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
That's the first thing that came to mind.
Taking a selfie.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Oh that can be awkward yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Trying to take a picture at that place, a leading
tower of pizza.
Yeah, uh-huh.
Have you guys seen all thememes?
Yeah, yeah, I think it's.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yeah, you can't do it right, but I'm still going to
do it when I go, of course, Iwould do the penis one you lay
down and then like, pretend thatit's your pee-pee.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Well, yeah, there's that too.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
And that's the first thing you think of.
You think of the people doingthis.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
I was like looking and thinking of the people
holding it.
Yeah, exactly, you can't dothat, but like that's what I was
referring to.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
But yeah, that too, that too.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Whatever floats your boat, whatever fantasies you
have.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Yeah, yeah, I don't want to talk about that anymore.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
OK, next question.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
What's the cringiest thing that has happened to you
on the internet?
Oh my gosh, I got into, like anInstagram argument, a lifetime
ago and I still think about itto this day.
It's been like five plus years.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (17:52):
It was an Instagram argument, like you, have an
argument in the comments Aboutdo remember what it was about.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
It was.
I don't, I don't, but it wassome stupid.
It was me and another randomgirl and I was like I don't, I'm
over this and I still, but Istill think about it.
Even though it's been like fiveplus years, I still think about
it.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
You still cringe about it, yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
I'm like oh, I did that.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
I think everything we used to post like when we were
younger, on Facebook or MySpace,like, yeah, Every time I see
one of my old posts I'm like whydid I put that on there?

Speaker 2 (18:23):
When we would do lowercase, uppercase, lowercase,
uppercase that was crazy.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
That was so intense.
It is For a second.
That was my thing.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Yeah, that was cringe .

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yeah, now same with you.
Every time I see an old post,I'm like I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
I did that.
I did that.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
I didn't know, I didn't know better.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Exactly, we don't know better.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
It was new to us.
It was new to us.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
What is the next question?
What is the weirdest thing youwish you never saw?
What is the thing I wish Inever saw?

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Have you guys ever caught your parents having sex?
No, no, I hope.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Me either.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
I hope never too, because that would suck.
Well, I knocked on the door toohard.
I was like t-t-t-t-t-t, and Inow, as an adult, I'm like dang
it.
They were probably doingsomething.
You interrupted them as a child, I was like meh bam, where's
Benz?

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah, sorry parents.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
I feel like I did that A lot.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
No, not a lot, just a little bit, mommy.
¿qué están?

Speaker 3 (19:26):
haciendo.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Oh, for real.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Mommy, I'm hungry.
Where's the remote?

Speaker 3 (19:35):
I'm not going to say anything, I'm not going to agree
to that.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
I can't think of anything that I've seen.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Let's see.
Can it be dark?
Yeah, why not?
When I was a kid in Mexico, wegot in a bus and the bus that we
were on ran over a guy.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
A guy.
Yeah, holy crap, how old wereyou?

Speaker 1 (19:55):
I was like a little baby Seven.
Oh yeah, we were a kid so Iremember clearly Did you feel
the thud yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
That's rough.
Yeah yeah, that's reallyfucking weird.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Yeah, so I saw it she wins.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah, next question no, you didn't say anything.
I can't think of anything thatI've seen.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Uh-uh, weirdest thing you wish you never saw yeah
nothing, no, ok, next question.
I think it's kind of weird, butwe'll ask it.
Have you ever thought of doingcosmetic surgery?
What would you change if you doit?

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, you were like yes.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
OK, so I have a butt, so I don't need a BBL.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Uh-uh.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
But I would get my titties done.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
They're perfect.
What are you talking about?
Any larger bitties?
Whoa.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Right, they're really nice.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Thanks, they're a good size.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Thanks.
She's holding on to them rightnow.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
by the way, she's caressing them, let me touch
them, let me be the judge ofthat.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
We're just going to wait outside while you guys
finish this conversation, rightnow no Shoo shoo.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
I would OK.
So I don't have a butt, andsociety told me that you're much
prettier if you have a big butt.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
So I don't want, so I'm sorry to interrupt you.
I'm just going to say sincewhen?
Because before, when we wereyounger, no butt was the thing.
It's since they low came inEarly 2000s.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
So I would like to have a butt like Nicki Minaj,
but bigger, like I want.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
You want Megan Thee Stallion.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
No, ok, first of all, yes, megan Thee Stallion, she's
my girl, but I want anexaggerated butt.
I want to walk into a room andI want my butt to not In a
different time frame.
Yeah, yeah, I want to jiggle mybutt a little bit and like stop
, and my butt to still bejiggling.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Good dog, good dog, yes OK.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
That's what I want.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Okay, jero's like.
No, I know.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
But I mean, I'll settle for Megan.
The Sallian body, the perfectbody, so hard.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Her kaliochis.
Kaliochis is baby.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
She is so baby.
Anyway, you're turned on today.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
When I was younger, I always thought about getting my
boobs done.
I would do that anymore.
I think I'm fine with what Ihave.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
You wouldn't get a bigger butt.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
No, my butt is fine, maybe my nose, I would do my
nose, I would still considerdoing it.
Okay, I don't think you should,but that's up to you.
I have a lot of sinus issuestoo, so I think it's all related
.
Definitely yes.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Just so you could fix that I do have a deviated
septum.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
I do have a deviated septum, yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yeah, I do Open up those nostrils.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Look how deviated it is.
I love it, but for us it's likebutts and boobs, and then he's
like a real reason.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
No, we don't accept it.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Do something else.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Next question.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
What's the most embarrassing situation you've
ever been a part of?
Most embarrassing situationyou've been a part of.
I try not to put myself inthose situations.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
There was this one time I was helping my dad, we
were asking about I don't knowif it was about a loan or
something and we were insomebody's office and I think he
had to sign something.
So he pulls out his glasses,but there's only one, one lens,
one lens.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
He was missing, so he puts up his glasses.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
They love him.
You love a resourceful man.
It was so embarrassing, but sofunny.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, the lady couldn't stop laughing.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
It was great.
It was really embarrassing, butit was great, I think.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
I have one now.
You reminded me of one my mom.
I took her to the DMV to gether license renewed and the lady
was she was signaling her toput her pointer finger on the
little scanner thing and she wastelling her pointer finger,
pointer finger.
And I was like dedo que con elque apuntas, dedo con el que

(24:35):
apuntas.
And she kept pulling up everyother finger Except for the
pointer finger.
She was like at what point shewas doing a little horn
situation and the lady at theDMV and the other lady next to
her.
She was like she couldn't figureit out and I was like I know,

(24:55):
and so we laughed for a littlebit, but I was like mama, mama,
pointer finger, this one.
That's awesome, and soeventually she got it.
But it was a funny moment forall of us.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
There's that.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
I had so many embarrassing moments I can't
remember one Walking back afterpooping my pants and my mom
being like it's just me.
I'm like don't come near me,que es eso?

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Lord, what's up?

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Exactly it's me.
You're right behind you, areyou okay?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
I'm going to switch it up to an animal related
question.
This one's weird.
How many chickens would it taketo kill an elephant?

Speaker 2 (25:44):
What?
That's a great question.
I feel like it's doable.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Thought provoking, but I think it would take
500,000.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Oh, I think 100 could do it.
You think 100 could do it?
I think so, if they did it theright way.
They would have been likestrategized.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Chicken run.
You should have seen Jerobe'sface.
Where did you set that face?
Literally.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
I believe in them, chickens.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
I love chickens, but I don't think it's going to take
100.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
I think it would be a couple thousand.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Could it be maybe 50?

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Half of them would be like hey, hey for Moana.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
No, that's the thing my chickens are not.
My chickens are smart.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
I got it.
My chickens went to MIT,harvard, yale, those are my
chickens.
I got it.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
We have different kinds of chickens, obviously,
obviously, and for my chickensit's not going to happen.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
The first thing you have to do is to kill an
elephant.
I'm going to kill an elephant.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
I'm going to kill an elephant.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
I'm going to kill an elephant, the first thing you
have to do is to kill anelephant.
No man, no man, minor, half andhalf Got it.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Oh man, I am going to do one more animal related.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
If you could choose an animal as a battle companion,
which one would it be?
A lion, because you're a lion.
All day early.
What would?
I choose An animal as a battlecompanion.
I'm just saying this to be abrat but you should choose a
panda.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
A panda Because, like you guys, are so adorable.
So we're not going to be doinganything, just sitting fighting
with each other, throwing bamboo, trying not to get killed.
This is kung fu panda.
I love your thinking of.
Okay, yeah, that works.
What would I?

Speaker 2 (27:50):
choose.
I'm going to choose a panda.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
I'm going to choose a panda.
What would I choose?
What animal?

Speaker 2 (28:00):
I'm thinking of a dog , because I feel like that would
be a good companion.
I see you more with like asnake.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
I don't like it.
I don't like snakes, unless Ican control it.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Right, Well, that's you know what?

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Let's fuck it up.
Let's do like an anaconda.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Why not Right?

Speaker 3 (28:23):
I'm just going to take that one, you're welcome.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
First you're welcome.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
I thought you said you were going to live by
yourself on those.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Yeah, this is the first one, so I'm doing great.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
We're doing good.
What's your animal, Sonia?
Could it be a?

Speaker 1 (28:39):
horse.
I was thinking of a dolphin,but that would be weird and land
.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
A koala.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
What.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
What is your home trying to show us I was thinking
of a bear A polar bear.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
No, just like a, a brown, a grisly, he's just
trying to live with her, yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
All right, can we do one more question?
Let's do it.
If you could program one ofyour organs to perform a
supernatural superpower, whatwould it be?
An organ, a body, one of yourorgans?
What would it be?
Your brain, what was that onemovie, lucy, where supposedly

(29:26):
she used 100% of her brain powerand she could do supernatural
things.
It was just a movie, but no onewatched it.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
No one watched it.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Thank you for being cool.
Obviously, no one else gets it.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Great reference, though Sounds like cool people
watched it.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
I think, I don't know , that's what I thought about,
so I'm going to save my brain.
Give me more power.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah, same with my brain, I think, my memory.
If I could fix that, that wouldbe great.
If I could remember everything,that would be amazing.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Yeah, and then you would choose, like what you want
to forget.

Speaker 2 (30:09):
That would be an even better power, right?
Yeah, like forget you, you, you, god, excuse me who are you
Right?
Oh my God yes.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Oh my God, yes, that would be, great.
Some of us already do thatExactly, but like this would be
willing, uh-huh.
Like willingly doing, beingable to do that.
No, I mean some of us alreadywillingly do that.
You already have that superpower.
I already have that.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
That must be nice.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
It really, is it really?

Speaker 3 (30:35):
is I forget for free, okay.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
I would also do my brain.
I don't know what superpower Iwould give it, just extra
intelligence.
Like I'm already really smart.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
That's why I already said extra Right, right, yeah,
yeah, or you're a little better.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Yeah, I would learn it and I will teach you how to
fly Exactly.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
You're great, You're going to teach it how to like
evolutionize.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
Yeah, how to evolutionize my body?
Definitely.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Uh-huh.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Help my body.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Okay, yeah, I like it , yeah, who.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
I was hoping I could liver, so I can drink more, yeah
.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Uh-huh, I've been drinking water for a long time.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
That's a good one too .
Actually, I want to switchmyself.
Oh man, let's see All right Onemore.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
One more Make it a good one.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Make it the best one.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
What's your favorite color?
If you were a color, what colorwould you be?

Speaker 3 (31:39):
What's the most inappropriate situation?
You've been laughing at.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
What.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
What's the most inappropriate situation you have
been laughing at, Laughing atIn an appropriate situation.
I watch Bailey Sarian.
She does dark history andshe'll randomly not purposely
laugh at very dark situations.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Uh-huh.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
And so I've also been laughing at dark situations
because it's a way to, like,deal with the nervousness, so,
yeah, so she'll be talking aboutsomeone being, you know, hacked
to death, and she'll be likeand then I'll be like.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
And then you're fantasizing about your place of
work burning down.
It's just a nervous laugh.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Oh my gosh Um laugh at your glitch McConnell joke.
Oh yeah, that was really badfor a lot of the time.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Yeah, I felt bad too, but yeah, it's happened yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
I listened to a podcast called La Cotorrisa and
they're very inappropriate andmake fun of things that I don't
think are funny.
Yeah, but then I end uplaughing with them yeah.
And sometimes I hate myself forit, but I don't stop listening
and.
I feel like it's just comedyand I'm just it's not really

(33:12):
happening.
Yeah, I'm not a bad person.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
I just make bad decisions.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
I'm a great person.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
I'm not a bad person.
I just make bad decisions.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, but anyways.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
I think it's time to move on to our next segment here
.
I think it's time to go Right,that's good night.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
I hope everyone has a great night.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Or I guess we can go to another segment.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Uh huh, let's do Diana Salish.
Yeah, it was set, mother, lookat you Lady.
Being so appropriate Properly.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
I was a proper lady before I could say I'm not going
to say it.
Anyways, what are we ragingabout today, you guys?

Speaker 1 (34:14):
I'm just kidding, I know Life, my cold Right, okay,
not yet actually.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
We're going to talk about the Barbie's nub.
So the Oscars are coming up andthe nominations have been
released.
They have been released for ahot sec.
And then your cousins theOscars, the awards Awards.
My bad, just for anyone whodoesn't know.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
What does a first-class girl have, because
I'm like this, you have anydrink.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
I don't Get her a drink.
Somebody give her something.
Here we're great.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Okay, and the Barbie movie.
I think there were somenominations, but Greta the
producer-director I don't knowwhich one she is, but she's one
of those Mastermind.
Exactly, she was not nominated.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
I know, and Margot Robbie was not nominated.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Unbelievable.
She was amazing.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Some people were so angry like the Barbie movie
didn't even create that muchlike how do I say this?
Like didn't even like garnish alot of attention.
I'm like, yeah, I did yes.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
I did All the attention.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (35:36):
All the attention, and not only that it gathered
all the attention, but it wasactually a really good movie.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
It was a good movie.
It was a great like space tostart conversations.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Exactly, and I feel like that's what people didn't
like.
They didn't like that.
They had to think a little bitmore, or think about the
patriarchy.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
It's because the patriarchy got called out.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Exactly.
And I mean, what's his name?
Ryan Gosling got nominated forhis Canneryl and I mean that was
the whole point like oh, let'sgive women the attention that
they deserve the recognitionthat they deserve.
But here's a man beingnominated for like.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
For the work that she did.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Yeah, and so that to me is very annoying.
I'm not asking for her to winRight, but like at least the
nomination.
She deserved to be nominatedExactly especially Margot, at
least to me, margot ruined it tome?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Because she, yeah, she's a beautiful individual,
but she also has substance andshe showed that in that movie.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
So much substance.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
A little witch All the substance, but yes, that's
my little rage, that's my littlerage, I agree, I think when I
heard that, I was like I mean, Ithink Ryan Gosling is very
talented.
Exactly, we're not taking awayfrom him, not at all.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
But I don't think and I think America was nominated
to America Right and she didamazing.
Oh well she deserved it.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Yeah, she.
I think she deserves to win.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
She'd yeah, yeah, I agree For her for sure needed to
win.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
I hope so.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
That would be nice, that would be very nice actually
.
But yes, the other two beinglike not being nominated at all.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Interesting right.
I think that's verydisappointing.
Yeah, it's lame.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
It is very lame.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
It shows how Right, the movie is.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
And that too, it shows him right.
The movie is yeah, and theseindividuals are not being
recognized, but others are.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah, how necessary it is to keep talking about it,
because we're obviously stillnot there.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
We're not there, yeah , and.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
FV Oscars.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
FV Oscars, that's right.
And all the people that got madbecause not mad, but that we're
happy that they didn't getnominated, but you too.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Jemez Hader, I didn't understand that we're mad or
we're happy.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
I'm sorry, I should have referenced that.
I'm sorry the people that weremad.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
We're very happy.
That's like Confused.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Okay, let me write it down, say it again, let me
restart that, okay.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
That was the record going back.
Okay, to the people that werehappy that they were not
nominated, that Barbie wasn'tnominated as a movie Greta, or
Okay, I got it.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Yeah, fuck those people.
Yeah, because yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
You know we're trying to make a change.
They were trying to make achange.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Right they did.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Let's just say it yeah, right they did it, let's
not I mean, you know Oscarsdon't really need anything,
don't mean anything Not really Imean it's nice, I mean, I mean,
I mean yes, the recognitionmeans.
Every like, a means a lot andwatching the movie it's far more

(39:03):
than.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Yeah, I think we understand the impact it had on
society.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
And yeah, it wasn't necessary, it would have been
nice.
Yes, it would have been nice toget some recognition from that
but it's not necessary, and theymade billions so, yeah, well,
made like a Brazil.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Yeah, good for them, good for them, yeah exactly, but
yeah, that's my little ramp, Ilike it.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Thank you.
You sounded so angry this timearound, so upset Did I really?
No, I don't.
I'm upset, the most upset.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
I've ever seen you the most upset.
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Do you guys think I have anger issues?

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Do you have a anger issue?

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Do you guys think I?

Speaker 3 (39:37):
do.
Why would you say that youthink you have anger issues?
No, I might have been told tohave.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Who told you that?
Do you guys think I do?
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
No, I don't think so either.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
OK, I know.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
At least you haven't shown me anger issues.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Maybe you're direct.
Maybe some people feelthreatened by that.
Maybe, but I don't think it'sanger.
I do have anger, you do have agood issue.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
I might have a good issue.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
I was like I just wanted somebody to tell me no.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
So I can send them the clip.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
My friends said I don't have a good issue.
So fucking.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
I'm not the problem you are.
Exactly, you're the problem.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
See, it is stupid, Exactly Anyways.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Anyways, thank you for listening to my rant.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
I like it.
Any closing questions oh?

Speaker 3 (40:30):
maybe not.
I want to find someone.
I find one.
Actually, you do want to findsomeone.
I do want to find someone too.
Oh, this one might be weird.
If you could have a superpowerthat let you travel through time
, but you could only go back 10seconds at a time, would you use
it doing sex while doing sex?

(40:51):
Let me go through that again.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
OK, long one.
If you could have a superpowerit's a long one Get it.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Yes, get her a drink.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Who invited me today.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
I like it, I don't mind it.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
I know that she talks about Drake.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
OK, yes, my sisters, did you guys see it, did you
guys?

Speaker 2 (41:16):
see it, what are my sisters did?

Speaker 3 (41:17):
I didn't, you did.
What do you think?
It's not that?

Speaker 1 (41:20):
impressive.
I didn't, it's all right.
Every sign was hilarious.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
No, it is big.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
OK.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
It does a weird movement that I'm like, oh
interesting.
Like he's holding on to it likethis.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
And it's going like OK.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
TMI OK.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
And so to me I was like whoa, not for you.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Yeah, I was like why is it not holding up?

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Drake, are you OK?
Drake, are you OK?
And he's like coming to Denveranywhere Anyway.
So that's where I know it.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Did we do this to him ?

Speaker 2 (41:55):
The concert was canceled.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
He probably didn't sell enough tickets.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Dude, just kidding, it's been sold out.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Oh, I didn't buy one.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
It was too weird.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
It was too weird.
Yeah, good for him.
Maybe eventually it does.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
OK, let's go back to the question.
I'm sorry about Drake.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
If you could have a superpower that let you travel
through time, but you could onlygo back 10 seconds at a time,
would you use it while doing sex?
While doing sex?
Yeah, I don't know why it asksthat.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Go back 10 seconds, yeah, while you're having sex.
Would you do it?
No, I don't need it.
No, I don't need it, no.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Unless you fart.
You're like, let me go back.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Oh, I guess.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Take a break.
We're just like meh.
Has that ever happened to youguys?

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Farted no no.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
And yet.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
There's the other one .

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Uh-huh yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
OK, TMI.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
That was so nice, the questions I have for you today.
Thank you so much.
You're just like dying ofembarrassment.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
If you're still listening.
Thank you, we appreciate you.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
Let us know your answers to any of these
questions and if you have otherembarrassing questions for us,
we'll answer them.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Oh, that'd be cool if we got questions from our
listeners Our listeners, thatwould be fun, send all the
sexual ones to Sennia.
No, Sennia won't answer.
All the ones related to sexWe'll get all the other ones.
Yeah, the serious ones.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Yeah, the serious ones.
Sennia gets to answer the sexyones.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
I'm already blushing.
I know you are.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Oh, my goodness, you all have a good night, thank you
for listening.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Bye, bye, bye.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Thank you for listening to Latina State of
Mind produced by us.
Your awesome hosts, diana,sennia and Nancy, special shout
out to Jerome, our editor.
Don't forget to follow us onInstagram at LSOM underscore
podcast and on Facebook atLatina State of Mind.
Hasta la próxima.
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