July 21, 2024 • 45 mins
Ever wondered if colors could have personalities? This episode of Latina State of Mind kicks off with a playful debate on which color might have the worst traits. They also swap stories about the worst smells they've encountered and indulge in a whimsical discussion about what they'd rename their best friends and their secret, and somewhat embarrassing, talents.
Next up, we journey into the fantastical, imagining epic face-offs with characters like Joy from "Inside Out" and the kids from "Matilda." Ever considered a career as a marine biologist or even a stripper? We have! We also muse over memoir titles, debate the existence of aliens, and pick the memes that best represent our lives. It's a delightful rollercoaster of nostalgia, laughter, and candid thoughts on our weirdest aspirations and beliefs.
Finally, we tackle the quirkiest fashion trends and relive the glory days of matching neon outfits. From critiquing Disney princesses—Ariel, we're looking at you—to sharing silly injury stories, we keep the laughs coming. We even ponder if we'd prefer hands for feet or feet for hands. Wrapping up, we rant about our collective disdain for Tesla and Elon Musk, recounting frustrating experiences and sharing humorous anecdotes, before ending with a brainstorming session for our ideal walkout songs and potential drag names. Join us for another fun-filled episode that showcases our unique opinions and hilarious stories!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
this is latina state of mind, a podcast created by
latinas for all audiences, wherewe can share our experiences
about love, life and everythingin between.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Welcome to Latina State of Mind.
Hello, another episode.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Another one Back.
Yes, bitch, another one.
Whoa, my bad, take that back.
Hi, this is Tania.
This is Diana obviously.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
And this is Nancy.
Hello, hello.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Today.
Guess what we're doing today.
What Another fun episode.
Yay, we love fun episodes welove fun episodes and people
love learning about us withthese awkward questions.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
These are so interesting, we are so
interesting.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
We are so interesting .
Speaker 2 (01:02):
We're like the most fun ever.
Yeah, anyways, that's whatwe're going to be doing today,
you guys ready?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
yeah, this one's.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
This one's a funny question.
Okay, which color has the worstpersonality?
Brown uh orange oh yeah, orange, right, orange is a good one
actually what do you say, nana?
I want to say like a yellowyeah like not not all yellows,
but like a mustard that's how weconnect.
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Okay, I like it anyways, thisone's a weird one, if you could
need.
If you could give a name toyour favorite kitchen appliance,
what would it be?
What is your favorite kitchenappliance?
First of all, mine's a blendercoffee maker oh my gosh.
Yeah, that has to be mine tooyeah, and what would you name it
, or okay?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
hold on, I have another one, okay, and I already
have a name for it, okay oh,tell us when I, when I was
pregnant, I was so hot, like mybody temperature was so hot and
even though we had ac in thehouse, I still needed a fan.
So my husband ordered me a fanand it's an all black fan and it
(02:31):
was perfect.
Like I would just sit there infront of it and I was just like,
let it cool, you just I.
It was amazing and, um, he islike jerome's, like a tech
person, and he had likeeverything hooked to Google so
that we would just tell Googleto turn something on and it
would turn it on.
So we needed a name for the fan, so I called it Black Magic.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
So you would say, google, turn on Black Magic.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I love that.
Yeah, I want Black Magic to hitme In the face.
Yeah, I want black magic to hitme.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
In the face, whoa.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Now it's getting nasty.
She's been a nasty girl has todo the dance.
I love when the guy puts hisfinger between his teeth.
He's like mm.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Are we talking about Karamo?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
well, the original guy too because the original guy
, that's he did it.
He was, he's some.
I haven't seen the original guy.
Then he's a white kid from theuk?
I believe not, it's not fromthe united states.
And then he's just dancing,biting his his finger yeah, I
have to watch it.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
You have to.
I can't you have to see karamobiting his finger oh, I already
watched that you don't think I'mon top of it.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm sorry anyways.
Oh, I don't know what.
I would name my blender, thoughblend bitch that's so boring,
but I don't know what about you?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know either youdon't cook, so you don't know,
but I do use well your coffeemaker.
Yeah I have a coffee maker andher name is lola princess
princess lola love that.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I love that for her.
Okay question what is the worstsmell?
We've talked about best smells.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Now we're going to talk about the worst smells
Vomit.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Not baby vomit, adult vomit, not even well.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I feel like baby vomit can be sour, have a sour
smell.
I'm so sorry you guys.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It's so interesting because that's me the worst
smell ever, right like, I cleanbathrooms and I which is really
funny because you're always thekind of person that will be
there for if somebody's pukingthat's exactly what I was gonna
say.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Even like my nephew whenever he did, I try to catch
it with my own hands and Icaught a lot of it.
You're so brave so I would dothat, but I think for me that's
probably the worst one yeah, youpaid it and now you're immune
to it.
Yeah, I'm not immune but if youhave to do the job, I'll get
the job done is what I'm sayingshe's a girl, she's a, she's a
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woman.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Immigrants, they get the job done.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Sorry, hamilton over here.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Um, I think we've talked about bad smells, because
I remember sharing this smellwith you guys.
Oh, what was it?
And it was when I was doingblack and white film photography
.
Yeah, we used to do this sepiasetup and it was like a mixture
between rotten eggs and vinegar.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It was the nastiest smell ever yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
So yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Mildew, yeah, yeah, I don't know why it grosses me
out.
You don't know why I know I dobecause, it's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
This is gross.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
If you had next question, if you had to rename
your best friend, what would youchoose?
I don't think I've ever thoughtabout this I wouldn't rename my
best friend.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
No like my best friends have the best names yeah
, my best friend has the mostoriginal name I'd be like I
don't want to say it actuallynever mind.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Next question um, do you have any?
Speaker 4 (06:19):
do any of you guys have an embarrassing secret
talent, embarrassing secret yeahI saw this girl that knows how
to whistle with her throat Iguess, oh, and I've been trying
to do something else with whatthat's a talent, that would also
be a talent.
It would be.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, yeah, but yeah anyways, I can't somehow
somewhat whistle with my throat.
I don't want to talk about thisanymore.
I don't have any secret talent.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah, my talents are public.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Open to the public.
Whoa Wait.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Wait, yeah, next question Uh-huh.
Which movie character would youwant to have an epic battle
with?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Ooh.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
What?
What did I watch recently?
Do you think?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
they can hear it yeah by the way um.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
He told us his answer , but we don't know what it is.
We'll find out soon a coupleyears yeah, um.
Can you ask the question onemore time?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
most?
Yes, most definitely.
Which movie character would youwant to have an epic battle
with?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I would pick someone that's not very strong um, wait,
yeah, am I epic battling likethis?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
because I ain't got no battle right now.
I'm gonna epic battle joy frominside out.
Joy, joy, yeah, why not?
I love Joy, me too.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
I'm going to be rooting for Joy on that one.
Do you guys remember the meanlady from Matilda?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Yes, that's kick her ass for sure.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Please.
What was her name?
Oof, I don't remember.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
But I'll take the dad .
Oh, all right, in that case,yes, I can beat him.
You know what I'll?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
switch mine to the mom.
We're all fighting.
We're all fighting Matilda'sfamily.
Yeah, here we go.
Yeah, oh man, what is theweirdest profession you've ever
wanted to go into?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I don't think this one's weird, because I've now
met a lot of people that wantedto do this, but I wanted to be a
marine biologist at one point.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, I don't think that would be weird, especially
with your obsession withdolphins with marine with marine
.
Um, yes, that one I would wantto.
This is not a weird profession,but I would like to be a
stripper.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yes, right, I would.
That's a good one, I think Iwould be really good at it.
I'd be.
I would like to be a stripperyes, right, no, I would.
That's a good one, I think youwould be really good at it I'd
be.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I would get a lot of clapping.
Yes, yep, that's exactly why.
What?
What would be clapping?
But yeah, that's what I woulddo.
It's not weird.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
But that's not so weird.
No, I love how.
Okay, I just thought about this, but I was like, oh yeah,
marine biologist, but honestly,I wanted to be a singer.
Why didn't I think that thatwas weird instead of marine?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
biologist marine biologist is a very much of
respected, respected, normal butsinger was normal.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, do you think?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
maybe because you don't see it a lot, so it's just
like yeah, probably, yeah, assoon as you know yeah, it's
colorado, it's pretty landlocked, that's.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, it's weird for colorado because we're
landlocked.
Well, there you go.
Okay, thank you, thank you forrationalizing you're welcome uh,
podcaster, just kidding soccerplayer.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
I wanted to be a soccer player, that's weird yeah
it was weird for some people.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Oh that that was the weird part.
I would have been so good, Ibet I would be, you'd be bending
it like beckham better thanbecca better, yeah yes, you
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think so.
Yeah, I know, so prove it.
Okay, what would you choose asthe title of your memoir?
Oh I want a memoir, but I don'tknow what I would.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
You're welcome, that's yours you're welcome for
knowing me.
Nancy.
You're welcome, period you'rewell period period bitch um.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I don't know man your kids going gonna grow up hurt
like listening to all these badwords?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
okay, you just gotta teach them like place and time.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yes, yeah, of course anyways, the name of my memoir
would be I don't know how to bebe a bad bitch 101.
I don't know.
No, you know what.
How to not give a fuckSomething like that, I like it.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I can't think of one.
I feel like you need one,though I would say something
with an X, what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
X, machina?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Xenia.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I don't know know I'll just come up with an x
xylophone, at least in spanish.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Yeah there you go, oh man do you guys believe in
aliens?
Yes, something for sure.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, outer something , outer life, yep, anyways,
that's it, that's the question.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
That was such a late.
I don't think Diana believes inthem.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I do, yeah, I believe that there's life out there.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
We can't be the only ones.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
We can't.
There's no way Supp be the onlyone, absolutely no, there's no
way.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Supposedly they found like a weird rock in mars I
can't wait, hold on.
I can't remember if it's marsor which one has the rover in it
mars, I believe so, but anyways, they found a weird rock and I
was like, oh, they're trying tocommunicate with us.
Interesting world war fouranyways.
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Uh, which meme best representsyour life?
I think of the guy that likethis blonde guy, and he's just
looking like what surprised,perplexed yeah that one's me
like what, listening to allthese people, what?
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
I see that right yeah I can't think of any.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
What is going on mom brain?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I know.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
And I spend my life on TikTok these days.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Yeah, we're all attached to our phones.
Yeah, I can't think of anythingeither right now.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
These are so boring.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Oh, maybe like, isn't there like a little girl that
goes like what?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
No, I don't know People can't see you, she's
looking at her like know whatyou're talking about what do you
mean?
Speaker 4 (12:44):
people can see me doing this.
You guys have to send me, youguys have to send me your
favorite memes and I'll postthem.
Okay, you guys know what we'retalking about.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I have to look for one and then yeah, you have to.
That's your homework for theweek.
Um, oh, what is the weirdestfood combination that you love?
Weirdest food combination,correct I?
Some people find this weird,but I like huevo con ketchup.
Tortillas con huevo y ketchup.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, a lot of people eat that with hot sauce and I'm
like no make it sweet no, Idon't really like ketchup let me
see selena taught me how to eatpizza and hot sauce.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
That's weird though I know normal, I feel like we
should ask this question ohpizza and ketchup oh that's
already like it already hasketchup yeah, I don't know why I
like it like you add ketchupyeah, but like the sauce is
ketchup, I know I'm justconfused.
You've already got ketchupright.
(13:51):
Um, this was a weird question.
Choose one a book made ofchocolate or toilet paper made
out of cotton candy?
What?
wait, say that again, sorry,choose one a book made of
chocolate or toilet paper madeof cotton candy like to have us
display or to use.
Yeah, that you choose.
Choose your destiny, I have noidea I would, I guess, chocolate
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.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I'll go with chocolate with the book.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I like cotton candy I won't be using the toilet paper
, but you have it on display,yeah, yeah, but you can eat it
the what I said you can eat itright, I'm going to eat it.
Yeah, to be honest, before orafter?
Ew, we're disgusting.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Out of the package.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Ooh, this one's silly .
What do you think ghosts soundlike?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
That's actually what your soul sounds like.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
You do yours, I'm Missy.
Oh Así suena.
Yeah, mine would scream I'm notgoing gonna do it right now
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didn't mean to do that to youguys.
This is such a weird question.
If rainbows could talk.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
What would they sound like?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Hashtag pride month.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
I know we're at the tail end, but they would sound
cheerful.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Do it.
Do the sound right now.
What would they sound?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
like.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
They would sound like a LadyGaga song.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
That's not actually.
You're onto something right now.
Well, I guess things can happentoo.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Oh, this one might help people Just because, a lot
of it too late to cancel payingfor the people like in a wedding
.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I know it's expensive sometimes yeah, so try, just
don't be super flippant.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Don't do it all the time.
Don't do it all the time.
Yeah, that's pretty messed up.
Yeah, things can happen.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Just do as soon as you can can yeah, like per plate
thing also like sometimes, whenyou're like, when you make
plans with someone, there's likethere's two people and maybe
the other person also didn'twant to go, but that person made
the effort to go and, like youknow, got ready, did all the
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things, psyched themselves upfor them to hear, hey, I'm not
going after all, though I mean,if that was me, that being stood
up, I'd be like, oh yes, I getto go home.
But some people, you know, yeah, as soon as you can yes, you
were as possible?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
what is the weirdest gift you guys have ever?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
received interesting, yeah, think of any.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I received a wire-shaped bunny, but it worked
like it was an outdoor planterthing, yeah, and my 13 year old
self was like what I was veryyoung and I was like I was so
confused as to why I received aplanter
Speaker 1 (17:20):
like a plant decoration weird either I know,
maybe they wanted to just startyou up on loving plants um, I
guess so it was the word a badway to start.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
It's weird though uh, I guess.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
So my orchids are blooming right now.
I'm so excited.
I did that all by myselfanyways, that was just a weird
gift that I received, that I'mlike like could be weird gifts.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Those are not at all.
That's what they, which I'mwearing right now.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah, that's true love it.
That's exactly right.
What is the worst fashion?
Speaker 4 (17:57):
trend that you still follow, oh.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I love that I wear leggings.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
That's not a bad fashion trend.
You think leggings were bad?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
No, but others do Obviously because she wears them
.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
I'm wearing them right now, but like the skinny
version, ooh yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Shirt under your shirt, that's coming back yeah
yeah, the millennial thing, yeah, the millennial layer that I
know same.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
I don't find that I feel naked without it exactly I
don't follow this, but the worstfashion trend is when we had a
match like neon, I was gonna sayI've never seen it was all neon
ever.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I don't know if you still do that pink shirt with
pink, pink heels, pink bows andthen the pink mascara the pink
bow, whatever, yeah, that's likeI would always match my mascara
to my earrings the mascara orthe eyeshadow.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Eyeshadow, I'm thinking like where do you get
pink eyeshadow?
Okay, anyways we don't followthat, but that was pretty bad
okay, I don't, I hope okay buthave we all made mistakes um.
(19:20):
I feel like you might wellprincess is the most we've all
made mistakes.
Uh, ariel, I thought about thattoo.
That little bitch.
Yes, hold on, hold on.
Let me take that back.
She left her kingdom for a mansold her voice for a man I don't
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really know much about.
Well, what we felt was love.
Yeah, exactly, we've all she didend up with eric again, I guess
.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Anyways, I just thought she was like super
bratty, like super entitled.
She had it all, but she wantedmore, like I have a kingdom down
here, but now I need legs.
Give them to me.
So yeah, I think she's sobratty.
What about you, nancy?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I don't know much about Disney princesses either.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Mulan was a badass.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I love Mulan at least the Disney versions are very
annoying.
Well, yeah, we'll keep it atthat.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
What were you?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
going to say no, because I feel like Cinderella
suffered through life.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
And she like you know yeah.
Sadly had a man to save herBelle.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Belle, she was there for her dad and like helped her
dad.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Mulan was also like sacrificing dad Mulan was also
sacrificing Mulan's my favorite,the only one that was super
bratty for me was Ariel.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
She wanted to be where the people were.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Isn't that a song?
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I don't know much about it but there you go.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
What is Thanks?
Do you have any injuries youobtained in a really stupid way
I don't do a stupid decision.
Well, actually I don't injuremyself by making stupid
decisions, but I do them always.
I haven't.
I get bruises all the time.
Same, I should have knownearlier, but it is what it is
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like.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I yeah crashed my ankle hiking and the hiking part
wasn't a stupid decision,obviously.
I love, I love, I love hiking.
But there was ice and a rockand I thought that I was gonna
be okay to like yes, step onthat rock to get to the other
side, when I knew better becauseI didn't have like good hiking
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boots and I've worked at hotelsextra icy.
So of course I fell and like Itwisted my ankle so bad I
couldn't walk on it for weeksand it's still like a mess, so
yeah quick question can you folda finished sheet by yourself?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
yes really, I can't figure it out.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Oh okay, okay, yeah, I will still do my best, but no
I love my hands I try to keep itas like as best as possible um,
let's see and then look whenyou have a niche, which one?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
do you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands
, hands for feet?
Speaker 4 (22:31):
just thinking about it and just imagining it.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
It sounds, it looks very weird, it's so weird you're
gonna be doing this to yourselfthat's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Where can you, where can you itch, though?
Where could you not reach Texas?
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Texas, Old Mexico actually makes sense.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Where could you not reach Texas, old Mexico?
Actually, it makes sense.
I knew you guys were laughing,but hear me out.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
If you could name a new state, what would it be?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Old Mexico, land of Diana, it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
I know when would that be?
I want to know.
Next to New Mexico.
Send a petition.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
I like it.
I like it.
No, I like it.
Texas is removed.
We'll never be part of thismovement.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I'm sorry, oh Mexico.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
And if you think about it it makes total sense.
I can't top that like there'sno, there's no better name.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
I will help you build that I will go.
Yeah, thank you.
Can we?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
go to the governor for that, let's go.
Uh, by the way, we're incolorado, but we want to rename
texas yeah, let's change it.
Old texas, let's see what is?
Speaker 3 (24:03):
the new mexico, old mexico.
I love that actually I reallylike that.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Good for you for thinking for that.
If you were a professionalathlete, what would your walkout
song be?
Mine is um diva by beyonce okay, that's a good one.
Oh, can you sing it for me?
I feel like I know, but I'm notsure.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
No, sing it no, you can't play are we allowed to?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I don't know.
I have no idea, honestly.
I hope not we're not playingthis.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
We're just playing it in the background um, I think I
would end up being like okay,depends, senia before would have
picked um so close by rickymartin.
Okay, senia, now we'll pick thesame one yeah, I was like
what's changing well?
Because I would have picked thecuddle g song right now, you
(25:03):
know, because I'm in love withher right now, okay, but yeah,
he's a lovely real life yeah,I'm sticking to that right after
jerome, right, yeah, yeah, Ijust, yeah, I just wondering.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
He's so so close.
Yeah, poor guy.
He's okay with it.
He's coming to an understanding.
Good for him.
It's best to live that way,it's best to know, best to know
and avoid and to live a lie.
If you could un-inventsomething, what would you choose
(25:36):
and why I would un-vent, yeah,artificial intelligence.
Ai, yeah, yeah, I would.
I don't know.
So it could be done differently, maybe by another business
that's more responsible.
I'm not sure I would uninventthat, though you would have
never humans right I'm, thisone's a hard one for me.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I don't know I would uninvent anything that's been
damaging the ocean.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Electricity, which means everything just kidding
humans, you would uninventhumans.
Yeah, I'm her friend, as longas I don't have to pay taxes
like any like type of fishing orlike those things that humans
do, we would only
Speaker 3 (26:22):
work.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
They consider it like a big deal, but it only like
hurts our oceans.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
What you now see, what yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
She's like what?
I know Well, maybe she wouldhave invented it that and
someone would have made itbetter Something else Doubt it.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Ooh, so we wouldn't be working in the winter.
I like it.
Take it, let's go Pull the plug.
What is the most realisticanimal sound you can make?
Zero, a dog.
What is the most realisticanimal sound you can make?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Zero.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
A dog.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
A cat A cat.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I can do a cat.
Okay, I'm not embarrassed to domy name.
Okay, girl, you got to keepworking on that.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Sorry, I would be a dog that was the best dog
impression I've ever heard in mylife she's a rock star, or I
could do a chihuahua.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
No, I can't.
I can't hired.
It's your turn hired thank you,thank you I hope I get hired by
(28:01):
Animated.
Studios, one of them Pixar.
I would love Pixar.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Same, the exact same.
That was better than my cat.
What did you say Hired?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Thanks.
What's your noise?
Do a monkey?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
That's exactly what I'm thinking.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Really Like in real life.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
That was the sound of a monkey, oh man, that makes
sense.
Which funny celebrity do youactually think is probably not
very funny I feel like there hasto be jim carrey what?
Yeah, I can't get out of hereyeah, I don't think like.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
I think he like.
I think he's a funny like he'san actor and he's like a funny
like comedian.
But I think in real life Idon't know if he's like.
He seems so serious oh,probably, yeah, yeah I mean,
he's hilarious as an actor yeahyeah I still can't think of mine
(29:12):
, though I'm thinking um this.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
One might offend some people too.
Yeah, kevin hart, I wasthinking kevin hart too.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yeah, yeah but he has to be loud because he's little
compensation thing.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah, I don't think he's like super hilarious.
Yes, I agree with that oneboring.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
He's not even funny.
As a comedian, I never foundany of his jokes funny.
I tried to watch seinfield seinCouldn't.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
That was supposedly the competition like a friend's
competition.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
He doesn't have to be funny all the time Didn't do
that.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Oh same, it's sad.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
You know who I think has to be funny.
No, I just have a crush on him.
Trevor Noah.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
I just think he has to be funny all the time, but
he's probably not.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah, he's probably not?
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Yeah, he's probably not, I would be one of the last
to go alive.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
He doesn't have to be funny all the time.
He's really funny, yeah, he is.
Have you guys watched theHunger Games?
Yes, oh, I haven't, and thisquestion is regarding that.
How long would you last in theHunger Games?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I wouldn't even try.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Yeah, I would try to protect senya for a little while
, whatever that means, I wouldtry to protect senya.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Okay, I'd be the first one today I think I would
try.
I would try to hide, but I'mnot very fast, so I'm not good
at hiding yeah, I'm kind ofanxious all the time.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I don't think I can make it.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
You're going to be looking around peeking around
and they're going to see youyeah, exactly Wow.
That's what you guys think ofme, so she can use me as a
shield.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Good avoidance.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
She would have two shields.
That's how she would get tonumber four oh, you're her
shield.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
We both would be her shield?
Speaker 2 (31:13):
we would be.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Yeah, no, you're the first one to go, and then she'll
make it out with me a littlebit longer, but she'll only use
it exactly makes sense.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
You're not saying no.
You're not saying no, she justsaid a while.
Yeah, exactly what is yourfavorite conspiracy theory?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
what?
What do you mean by favorite?
What does it mean by favorite?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Whatever favorite conspiracy theory.
You kind of sort of believe inand it's kind of funny or Aliens
Right Because they're aconspiracy theory.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
The Earth is flat, yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah, yeah.
Are they?
I don't know, I don't knowWhatever you consider to be.
I would what is my favorite?
I don't have any favoriteconspiracy theories.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
I think it's all fake .
The moon landing is a crazy onetoo.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
I think it's dumb that people think that, well,
the government, maybe that's agood, maybe that's the one.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Controls the weather.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
It's dumb that people think the earth is flat.
That one's sad, honestly Like.
Have you not looked at apicture of the Earth being taken
away by like astronauts orsomething?
Dude, I swear the first thingthat came to my mind, was Queen
something?
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Well, we haven't done it again.
We haven't heard about that.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
That one's questionable.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Ooh, what would?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
your drag name be you should be king.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Oh, that's a good one that would be mine.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
The first thing that came to mind was princess,
princess, something drag male.
It's so lame, all right, youpick night, because that also
came to you so lame?
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Alright, Senia, you picked knight because that also
came to you.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
I was thinking king, but Technically aren't like
female Well drags, yeah, aren'tthey like?
Oh, my gosh, I can't rememberthe name.
I got told the name.
Gosh, what?
I can't remember the name.
I got told the name, but Ican't remember the name.
Drag queens, drag kings, maybeI'm not sure, I don't know
anyways um shoot.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
We'll post it, our drag names I, I, um, I would not
.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
I don't know my drag name would be.
It just has to be outrageous.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Every I know I'm trying to think of something
outrageous we're too boring, Iguess let's see, I'll have to
come up with something, yeahmemes okay, you choose yourself
who in your life would make thebest zombie?
Speaker 4 (33:52):
I could see that.
Yeah, I think my mom would be agood zombie I don't think I
would make a good zombie.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Well, being bad would be a good zombie, though, right
.
So then I would try to bite asmany people as possible, so then
I would categorize myself as agood zombie.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
That's such a letdown I think my husband would be a
good zombie, right a new phone.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
What is something you never want to spend money on?
Speaker 4 (34:28):
again like a new computer.
Bad food, obviously right, Inever want to
Speaker 1 (34:35):
spend money on gas.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
I wish, yeah gosh that would be nice.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yeah, that's so stupid.
They're so expensive.
I wish I didn't have to spendas much money in concerts Like
concerts are stupid expensiveand I used to love going to
concerts.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Now you have to get lucky to find like a good seat
and a good price.
Let's see, Ooh, which realitystar would you pick to officiate
your wedding?
I?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
would pick, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Well, mine's not from a reality, but it is from a
sitcom show.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
I guess moira rose oh , that's a good one, I want her
to officiate you have, you stillhaven't watched.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
I haven't seen it no, you.
That is very homophobic, by theway funny that you're calling
the only member of the teamhomophobic here you.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
You haven't watched Schitt's Creek.
I gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
I'll add it to the list.
Reality TV star.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I'm only doing this because I'm hoping to get like a
house out of it Okay and acareer.
Kris Jenner.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Oh, your manager.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Can be my momager, momager.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
And your wedding officiator.
And my wedding officiantOfficiant.
Officiator.
Officiant.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Whatever Aficionado.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Aficionado.
That's the one Wow.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
But I'm hoping for a nice gift and a career.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Or like a brand or something, a career or like a
brand or something.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yeah, like a brand deal.
Yeah, why not deal?
Speaker 4 (36:10):
I'm trying to think.
I've been watching so muchreality lately maybe not reality
star, but reality star adjacentandy cohen just because he's
okay, oh, I think he would be agood one.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
He would be very, he would very much entertain the,
the crowd, the crowd, more likethat um he interviews people,
especially reality star, oh yeah, I know that guy.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, that's a good one.
Okay, what's the um?
What's that thing we do everytime we do the podcast?
Speaker 4 (36:53):
you guys, you guys yeah, we've been here long
enough, thank you, bye.
Oh, before that you mean yeah,uh, is it the anna zaley shit?
Speaker 2 (37:05):
here we go, mother cluckers.
What are we talking about today?
What?
Upset you Hold on.
I know Stupid Tesla.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Oh Tesla.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
First of all, I have a personal, I guess, anger
Vendetta Not vendetta.
I won't go around crashingpeople in teslas, maybe no I
wouldn't do that anyways.
But I got rear-ended by a teslaa stupid fucking tesla and my
thought was that these vehicleswere technologically advanced
(37:43):
and they're not well.
Actually, maybe they are to anextent, but this one, it was
supposed to stop before itcrashed into me.
It didn't and it didn't.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
First of all, I saw the girl looking at her tablet,
her tesla tablet, and it's 100her fault um but I think, excuse
me, okay, do you think shedidn't pay for the feature of
like having her car stop?
Speaker 4 (38:08):
Is that extra?
Is that it has to be?
Elon would do it?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yeah it probably has to be like some sort of update
or like it's just a differencein the trim level.
A membership.
You have to pay for that shit.
Imagine, no, maybe, but I mean,if you're going to get a Tesla
it should come with that feature.
It should come.
I think it should come withthat feature.
I think all the trims shouldcome with that feature.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
I think most vehicles now do.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Exactly.
Most of the newer vehicles havethe technology to stop the
freaking vehicle to avoid anaccident.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
I'm assuming by the rage in your voice that this is
a very terrible accident.
It wasn't.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
It was very minor, like my vehicle has like a
little decoration in the back,like a little, uh, chrome
decoration, and that's what bentokay.
So, and, mind you, they addedafter here at the, at the
dealership.
So it's not a huge deal, butbut, but it's.
(39:09):
It's what happened, it's theyeah then I said your feelings
are valid, so I have to validateoh thank you, you're very valid
but anyways, not only that, yesso there's some anger between
that against that, and dealingwith insurances was terrible.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
So and they caused that.
They did that and elon musk.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
And elon musk, first of all, like you said, I feel
like he's a little scammerscammer vibes something off
about that guy like he.
I don't know.
I feel like he purchased uh,what's it called twitter x, oh,
now x to get some sort of uhlike tax relief, because he lost
.
He tanked the value of that, soI don't know.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
There's something about that it seems like most of
his inventions now are not veryfailing, yeah yeah, and there's
vehicles that, um, they needupdates.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
They need upgrades like either mechanical or
through system, and they're notreceiving it because they don't
have the technology for itanymore.
Um, there's many like qualityissues.
There's also quality issueswith the new vehicle, the, the
cyber truck yeah, that thing isthe ugliest thing I have ever
seen in my life.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
What did you call it?
Speaker 2 (40:22):
they've been recalled a hundred times, yeah exactly a
bunch of times and I'm likewhat are you doing?
You're not really.
You're just making people spenda lot of money, that's it.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
And you're.
He's trying, he's selling abrand, he's selling.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
He's selling people, just the name brand.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Right.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
The the.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
And you're right, it had a lot of back in the've
never been a fan of elon musk meeither, right he?
Has a weird vibes yeah, yeah,he's like there's creepy,
there's something super creepy.
Yeah, there's something darkabout him, there's something
there's not good I don't thinkit's good anyways we don't like
(41:01):
him.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Fuck elon musk that's it.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
That's my little rage , yeah and um.
Yeah, like you said, the cybertruck is really fucking ugly.
I hope you guys don't get one.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Please don't.
Speaker 4 (41:22):
Don't spend your money on something do we see any
hispanics driving a cyber truck?
Speaker 2 (41:26):
uh, actually in california, okay, there was, uh,
some pisas driving a cybertruck and they had already
welded like a railing to theback of the truck.
You know, to like whatever theyneed to transport it's not
really a truck.
It's, it's a truck, but nowit's more of a truck, cause they
(41:46):
supposedly to them yeah, so Ithought that was pretty cool.
At least that's funny.
I'm like they're already umHispanic sized Right the truck
inventive.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Anyways, that's my little rant for today Fuck Tesla
.
Do you guys want to do one morequestion before we go?
Ooh, last.
Do you guys want to do one morequestion before we go?
Last one, last one, pick a goodone, diana.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
I highlighted one.
Hopefully it's good enough foryou guys.
If you could charge $100,000for a service, only you can
provide, what would the servicebe?
You can make it dirty if youwant to.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
I can't think of anything.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
I would charge.
Mine's going gonna be a littledirty, okay, for, oh my god, I
would.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
I would charge to demean you, to put you down
that's not dirty, though somepeople really pay a lot of money
for that well, that's what Iwould charge a hundred thousand
dollars for oh.
Speaker 4 (42:47):
Hmm, I feel like I have so many options I can
choose one, I'm just kidding, Ican't think of anything right
now.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
I think I would charge $100,000 for some good
old Senya conversation.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Yeah, no Cute.
You could at least sing to mewhat Concert.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
I just I just like, really like to talk to people
and I think.
I'm good at making conversationand if you could, make 100k out
of it why not?
Speaker 2 (43:17):
I have no idea.
You wouldn't do anything for100k.
I would.
I got you there.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
I got you there.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
I would do a lot of things, so tell me, you know, if
anyone wants to inquire.
Got you there.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Got you there.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
I would do a lot of things.
A thousand dollars.
So tell me, you know, if anyonewants to inquire.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
No, I'm just kidding.
No, I'm just kidding.
Foot pictures.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
I would do that.
I would do that, for sure.
My feet are really cuteactually.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Yes, she does.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
So if you want to, buy them from 100K.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Just reach out to the .
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Lso underscore, we can talk about prices, let us
know.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Yeah, well, it starts at 100k minimum, minimum.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
So they'll get some hint.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
But you guys like two pictures, yeah, of the right,
the right and the left foot,yeah, so technically that's a
deal.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
That's like bogo.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
If you guys have any questions, please let us know my
phone number is not no, justreach out to the lsoim
underscore podcast on instagram.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Thank you guys so much for listening hope you have
a great day.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
Bye, love you, thank you for listening to Latina
State of mind produced by us.
Your awesome host, diana deniaand nancy special shout out to
jerome our editor.
Don't forget to follow us oninstagram at lsom underscore
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Speaker 2 (00:30):
Welcome to Latina State of Mind.
Hello, another episode.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Another one Back.
Yes, bitch, another one.
Whoa, my bad, take that back.
Hi, this is Tania.
This is Diana obviously.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
And this is Nancy.
Hello, hello.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Today.
Guess what we're doing today.
What Another fun episode.
Yay, we love fun episodes welove fun episodes and people
love learning about us withthese awkward questions.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
These are so interesting, we are so
interesting.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
We are so interesting .
Speaker 2 (01:02):
We're like the most fun ever.
Yeah, anyways, that's whatwe're going to be doing today,
you guys ready?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
yeah, this one's.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
This one's a funny question.
Okay, which color has the worstpersonality?
Brown uh orange oh yeah, orange, right, orange is a good one
actually what do you say, nana?
I want to say like a yellowyeah like not not all yellows,
but like a mustard that's how weconnect.
(01:48):
Okay, I like it anyways, thisone's a weird one, if you could
need.
If you could give a name toyour favorite kitchen appliance,
what would it be?
What is your favorite kitchenappliance?
First of all, mine's a blendercoffee maker oh my gosh.
Yeah, that has to be mine tooyeah, and what would you name it
, or okay?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
hold on, I have another one, okay, and I already
have a name for it, okay oh,tell us when I, when I was
pregnant, I was so hot, like mybody temperature was so hot and
even though we had ac in thehouse, I still needed a fan.
So my husband ordered me a fanand it's an all black fan and it
(02:31):
was perfect.
Like I would just sit there infront of it and I was just like,
let it cool, you just I.
It was amazing and, um, he islike jerome's, like a tech
person, and he had likeeverything hooked to Google so
that we would just tell Googleto turn something on and it
would turn it on.
So we needed a name for the fan, so I called it Black Magic.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
So you would say, google, turn on Black Magic.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I love that.
Yeah, I want Black Magic to hitme In the face.
Yeah, I want black magic to hitme.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
In the face, whoa.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Now it's getting nasty.
She's been a nasty girl has todo the dance.
I love when the guy puts hisfinger between his teeth.
He's like mm.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Are we talking about Karamo?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
well, the original guy too because the original guy
, that's he did it.
He was, he's some.
I haven't seen the original guy.
Then he's a white kid from theuk?
I believe not, it's not fromthe united states.
And then he's just dancing,biting his his finger yeah, I
have to watch it.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
You have to.
I can't you have to see karamobiting his finger oh, I already
watched that you don't think I'mon top of it.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm sorry anyways.
Oh, I don't know what.
I would name my blender, thoughblend bitch that's so boring,
but I don't know what about you?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know either youdon't cook, so you don't know,
but I do use well your coffeemaker.
Yeah I have a coffee maker andher name is lola princess
princess lola love that.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I love that for her.
Okay question what is the worstsmell?
We've talked about best smells.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Now we're going to talk about the worst smells
Vomit.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Not baby vomit, adult vomit, not even well.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I feel like baby vomit can be sour, have a sour
smell.
I'm so sorry you guys.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It's so interesting because that's me the worst
smell ever, right like, I cleanbathrooms and I which is really
funny because you're always thekind of person that will be
there for if somebody's pukingthat's exactly what I was gonna
say.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Even like my nephew whenever he did, I try to catch
it with my own hands and Icaught a lot of it.
You're so brave so I would dothat, but I think for me that's
probably the worst one yeah, youpaid it and now you're immune
to it.
Yeah, I'm not immune but if youhave to do the job, I'll get
the job done is what I'm sayingshe's a girl, she's a, she's a
(05:17):
woman.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Immigrants, they get the job done.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Sorry, hamilton over here.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Um, I think we've talked about bad smells, because
I remember sharing this smellwith you guys.
Oh, what was it?
And it was when I was doingblack and white film photography
.
Yeah, we used to do this sepiasetup and it was like a mixture
between rotten eggs and vinegar.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It was the nastiest smell ever yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
So yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Mildew, yeah, yeah, I don't know why it grosses me
out.
You don't know why I know I dobecause, it's disgusting.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
This is gross.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
If you had next question, if you had to rename
your best friend, what would youchoose?
I don't think I've ever thoughtabout this I wouldn't rename my
best friend.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
No like my best friends have the best names yeah
, my best friend has the mostoriginal name I'd be like I
don't want to say it actuallynever mind.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Next question um, do you have any?
Speaker 4 (06:19):
do any of you guys have an embarrassing secret
talent, embarrassing secret yeahI saw this girl that knows how
to whistle with her throat Iguess, oh, and I've been trying
to do something else with whatthat's a talent, that would also
be a talent.
It would be.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, yeah, but yeah anyways, I can't somehow
somewhat whistle with my throat.
I don't want to talk about thisanymore.
I don't have any secret talent.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah, my talents are public.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Open to the public.
Whoa Wait.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Wait, yeah, next question Uh-huh.
Which movie character would youwant to have an epic battle
with?
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Ooh.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
What?
What did I watch recently?
Do you think?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
they can hear it yeah by the way um.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
He told us his answer , but we don't know what it is.
We'll find out soon a coupleyears yeah, um.
Can you ask the question onemore time?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
most?
Yes, most definitely.
Which movie character would youwant to have an epic battle
with?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I would pick someone that's not very strong um, wait,
yeah, am I epic battling likethis?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
because I ain't got no battle right now.
I'm gonna epic battle joy frominside out.
Joy, joy, yeah, why not?
I love Joy, me too.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
I'm going to be rooting for Joy on that one.
Do you guys remember the meanlady from Matilda?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Yes, that's kick her ass for sure.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Please.
What was her name?
Oof, I don't remember.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
But I'll take the dad .
Oh, all right, in that case,yes, I can beat him.
You know what I'll?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
switch mine to the mom.
We're all fighting.
We're all fighting Matilda'sfamily.
Yeah, here we go.
Yeah, oh man, what is theweirdest profession you've ever
wanted to go into?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I don't think this one's weird, because I've now
met a lot of people that wantedto do this, but I wanted to be a
marine biologist at one point.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, I don't think that would be weird, especially
with your obsession withdolphins with marine with marine
.
Um, yes, that one I would wantto.
This is not a weird profession,but I would like to be a
stripper.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yes, right, I would.
That's a good one, I think Iwould be really good at it.
I'd be.
I would like to be a stripperyes, right, no, I would.
That's a good one, I think youwould be really good at it I'd
be.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I would get a lot of clapping.
Yes, yep, that's exactly why.
What?
What would be clapping?
But yeah, that's what I woulddo.
It's not weird.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
But that's not so weird.
No, I love how.
Okay, I just thought about this, but I was like, oh yeah,
marine biologist, but honestly,I wanted to be a singer.
Why didn't I think that thatwas weird instead of marine?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
biologist marine biologist is a very much of
respected, respected, normal butsinger was normal.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, do you think?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
maybe because you don't see it a lot, so it's just
like yeah, probably, yeah, assoon as you know yeah, it's
colorado, it's pretty landlocked, that's.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, it's weird for colorado because we're
landlocked.
Well, there you go.
Okay, thank you, thank you forrationalizing you're welcome uh,
podcaster, just kidding soccerplayer.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
I wanted to be a soccer player, that's weird yeah
it was weird for some people.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Oh that that was the weird part.
I would have been so good, Ibet I would be, you'd be bending
it like beckham better thanbecca better, yeah yes, you
(10:10):
think so.
Yeah, I know, so prove it.
Okay, what would you choose asthe title of your memoir?
Oh I want a memoir, but I don'tknow what I would.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
You're welcome, that's yours you're welcome for
knowing me.
Nancy.
You're welcome, period you'rewell period period bitch um.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I don't know man your kids going gonna grow up hurt
like listening to all these badwords?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
okay, you just gotta teach them like place and time.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yes, yeah, of course anyways, the name of my memoir
would be I don't know how to bebe a bad bitch 101.
I don't know.
No, you know what.
How to not give a fuckSomething like that, I like it.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I can't think of one.
I feel like you need one,though I would say something
with an X, what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (11:02):
X, machina?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Xenia.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I don't know know I'll just come up with an x
xylophone, at least in spanish.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Yeah there you go, oh man do you guys believe in
aliens?
Yes, something for sure.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, outer something , outer life, yep, anyways,
that's it, that's the question.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
That was such a late.
I don't think Diana believes inthem.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I do, yeah, I believe that there's life out there.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
We can't be the only ones.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
We can't.
There's no way Supp be the onlyone, absolutely no, there's no
way.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Supposedly they found like a weird rock in mars I
can't wait, hold on.
I can't remember if it's marsor which one has the rover in it
mars, I believe so, but anyways, they found a weird rock and I
was like, oh, they're trying tocommunicate with us.
Interesting world war fouranyways.
(12:03):
Uh, which meme best representsyour life?
I think of the guy that likethis blonde guy, and he's just
looking like what surprised,perplexed yeah that one's me
like what, listening to allthese people, what?
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
I see that right yeah I can't think of any.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
What is going on mom brain?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I know.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
And I spend my life on TikTok these days.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
Yeah, we're all attached to our phones.
Yeah, I can't think of anythingeither right now.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
These are so boring.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Oh, maybe like, isn't there like a little girl that
goes like what?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
No, I don't know People can't see you, she's
looking at her like know whatyou're talking about what do you
mean?
Speaker 4 (12:44):
people can see me doing this.
You guys have to send me, youguys have to send me your
favorite memes and I'll postthem.
Okay, you guys know what we'retalking about.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I have to look for one and then yeah, you have to.
That's your homework for theweek.
Um, oh, what is the weirdestfood combination that you love?
Weirdest food combination,correct I?
Some people find this weird,but I like huevo con ketchup.
Tortillas con huevo y ketchup.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah, a lot of people eat that with hot sauce and I'm
like no make it sweet no, Idon't really like ketchup let me
see selena taught me how to eatpizza and hot sauce.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
That's weird though I know normal, I feel like we
should ask this question ohpizza and ketchup oh that's
already like it already hasketchup yeah, I don't know why I
like it like you add ketchupyeah, but like the sauce is
ketchup, I know I'm justconfused.
You've already got ketchupright.
(13:51):
Um, this was a weird question.
Choose one a book made ofchocolate or toilet paper made
out of cotton candy?
What?
wait, say that again, sorry,choose one a book made of
chocolate or toilet paper madeof cotton candy like to have us
display or to use.
Yeah, that you choose.
Choose your destiny, I have noidea I would, I guess, chocolate
(14:18):
.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I'll go with chocolate with the book.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I like cotton candy I won't be using the toilet paper
, but you have it on display,yeah, yeah, but you can eat it
the what I said you can eat itright, I'm going to eat it.
Yeah, to be honest, before orafter?
Ew, we're disgusting.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Out of the package.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Ooh, this one's silly .
What do you think ghosts soundlike?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
That's actually what your soul sounds like.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
You do yours, I'm Missy.
Oh Así suena.
Yeah, mine would scream I'm notgoing gonna do it right now
(15:21):
didn't mean to do that to youguys.
This is such a weird question.
If rainbows could talk.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
What would they sound like?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Hashtag pride month.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
I know we're at the tail end, but they would sound
cheerful.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Do it.
Do the sound right now.
What would they sound?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
like.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
They would sound like a LadyGaga song.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
That's not actually.
You're onto something right now.
Well, I guess things can happentoo.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Oh, this one might help people Just because, a lot
of it too late to cancel payingfor the people like in a wedding
.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
I know it's expensive sometimes yeah, so try, just
don't be super flippant.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Don't do it all the time.
Don't do it all the time.
Yeah, that's pretty messed up.
Yeah, things can happen.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Just do as soon as you can can yeah, like per plate
thing also like sometimes, whenyou're like, when you make
plans with someone, there's likethere's two people and maybe
the other person also didn'twant to go, but that person made
the effort to go and, like youknow, got ready, did all the
(16:40):
things, psyched themselves upfor them to hear, hey, I'm not
going after all, though I mean,if that was me, that being stood
up, I'd be like, oh yes, I getto go home.
But some people, you know, yeah, as soon as you can yes, you
were as possible?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
what is the weirdest gift you guys have ever?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
received interesting, yeah, think of any.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I received a wire-shaped bunny, but it worked
like it was an outdoor planterthing, yeah, and my 13 year old
self was like what I was veryyoung and I was like I was so
confused as to why I received aplanter
Speaker 1 (17:20):
like a plant decoration weird either I know,
maybe they wanted to just startyou up on loving plants um, I
guess so it was the word a badway to start.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
It's weird though uh, I guess.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
So my orchids are blooming right now.
I'm so excited.
I did that all by myselfanyways, that was just a weird
gift that I received, that I'mlike like could be weird gifts.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Those are not at all.
That's what they, which I'mwearing right now.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah, that's true love it.
That's exactly right.
What is the worst fashion?
Speaker 4 (17:57):
trend that you still follow, oh.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
I love that I wear leggings.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
That's not a bad fashion trend.
You think leggings were bad?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
No, but others do Obviously because she wears them
.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
I'm wearing them right now, but like the skinny
version, ooh yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Shirt under your shirt, that's coming back yeah
yeah, the millennial thing, yeah, the millennial layer that I
know same.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
I don't find that I feel naked without it exactly I
don't follow this, but the worstfashion trend is when we had a
match like neon, I was gonna sayI've never seen it was all neon
ever.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I don't know if you still do that pink shirt with
pink, pink heels, pink bows andthen the pink mascara the pink
bow, whatever, yeah, that's likeI would always match my mascara
to my earrings the mascara orthe eyeshadow.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Eyeshadow, I'm thinking like where do you get
pink eyeshadow?
Okay, anyways we don't followthat, but that was pretty bad
okay, I don't, I hope okay buthave we all made mistakes um.
(19:20):
I feel like you might wellprincess is the most we've all
made mistakes.
Uh, ariel, I thought about thattoo.
That little bitch.
Yes, hold on, hold on.
Let me take that back.
She left her kingdom for a mansold her voice for a man I don't
(19:46):
really know much about.
Well, what we felt was love.
Yeah, exactly, we've all she didend up with eric again, I guess
.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Anyways, I just thought she was like super
bratty, like super entitled.
She had it all, but she wantedmore, like I have a kingdom down
here, but now I need legs.
Give them to me.
So yeah, I think she's sobratty.
What about you, nancy?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
I don't know much about Disney princesses either.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Mulan was a badass.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
I love Mulan at least the Disney versions are very
annoying.
Well, yeah, we'll keep it atthat.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
What were you?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
going to say no, because I feel like Cinderella
suffered through life.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
And she like you know yeah.
Sadly had a man to save herBelle.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Belle, she was there for her dad and like helped her
dad.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Mulan was also like sacrificing dad Mulan was also
sacrificing Mulan's my favorite,the only one that was super
bratty for me was Ariel.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
She wanted to be where the people were.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
Isn't that a song?
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I don't know much about it but there you go.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
What is Thanks?
Do you have any injuries youobtained in a really stupid way
I don't do a stupid decision.
Well, actually I don't injuremyself by making stupid
decisions, but I do them always.
I haven't.
I get bruises all the time.
Same, I should have knownearlier, but it is what it is
(21:20):
like.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I yeah crashed my ankle hiking and the hiking part
wasn't a stupid decision,obviously.
I love, I love, I love hiking.
But there was ice and a rockand I thought that I was gonna
be okay to like yes, step onthat rock to get to the other
side, when I knew better becauseI didn't have like good hiking
(21:42):
boots and I've worked at hotelsextra icy.
So of course I fell and like Itwisted my ankle so bad I
couldn't walk on it for weeksand it's still like a mess, so
yeah quick question can you folda finished sheet by yourself?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
yes really, I can't figure it out.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
Oh okay, okay, yeah, I will still do my best, but no
I love my hands I try to keep itas like as best as possible um,
let's see and then look whenyou have a niche, which one?
Speaker 2 (22:20):
do you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands
, hands for feet?
Speaker 4 (22:31):
just thinking about it and just imagining it.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
It sounds, it looks very weird, it's so weird you're
gonna be doing this to yourselfthat's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Where can you, where can you itch, though?
Where could you not reach Texas?
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Texas, Old Mexico actually makes sense.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Where could you not reach Texas, old Mexico?
Actually, it makes sense.
I knew you guys were laughing,but hear me out.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
If you could name a new state, what would it be?
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Old Mexico, land of Diana, it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
I know when would that be?
I want to know.
Next to New Mexico.
Send a petition.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
I like it.
I like it.
No, I like it.
Texas is removed.
We'll never be part of thismovement.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I'm sorry, oh Mexico.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
And if you think about it it makes total sense.
I can't top that like there'sno, there's no better name.
Speaker 3 (23:44):
I will help you build that I will go.
Yeah, thank you.
Can we?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
go to the governor for that, let's go.
Uh, by the way, we're incolorado, but we want to rename
texas yeah, let's change it.
Old texas, let's see what is?
Speaker 3 (24:03):
the new mexico, old mexico.
I love that actually I reallylike that.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Good for you for thinking for that.
If you were a professionalathlete, what would your walkout
song be?
Mine is um diva by beyonce okay, that's a good one.
Oh, can you sing it for me?
I feel like I know, but I'm notsure.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
No, sing it no, you can't play are we allowed to?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I don't know.
I have no idea, honestly.
I hope not we're not playingthis.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
We're just playing it in the background um, I think I
would end up being like okay,depends, senia before would have
picked um so close by rickymartin.
Okay, senia, now we'll pick thesame one yeah, I was like
what's changing well?
Because I would have picked thecuddle g song right now, you
(25:03):
know, because I'm in love withher right now, okay, but yeah,
he's a lovely real life yeah,I'm sticking to that right after
jerome, right, yeah, yeah, Ijust, yeah, I just wondering.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
He's so so close.
Yeah, poor guy.
He's okay with it.
He's coming to an understanding.
Good for him.
It's best to live that way,it's best to know, best to know
and avoid and to live a lie.
If you could un-inventsomething, what would you choose
(25:36):
and why I would un-vent, yeah,artificial intelligence.
Ai, yeah, yeah, I would.
I don't know.
So it could be done differently, maybe by another business
that's more responsible.
I'm not sure I would uninventthat, though you would have
never humans right I'm, thisone's a hard one for me.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I don't know I would uninvent anything that's been
damaging the ocean.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Electricity, which means everything just kidding
humans, you would uninventhumans.
Yeah, I'm her friend, as longas I don't have to pay taxes
like any like type of fishing orlike those things that humans
do, we would only
Speaker 3 (26:22):
work.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
They consider it like a big deal, but it only like
hurts our oceans.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
What you now see, what yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
She's like what?
I know Well, maybe she wouldhave invented it that and
someone would have made itbetter Something else Doubt it.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Ooh, so we wouldn't be working in the winter.
I like it.
Take it, let's go Pull the plug.
What is the most realisticanimal sound you can make?
Zero, a dog.
What is the most realisticanimal sound you can make?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Zero.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
A dog.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
A cat A cat.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I can do a cat.
Okay, I'm not embarrassed to domy name.
Okay, girl, you got to keepworking on that.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Sorry, I would be a dog that was the best dog
impression I've ever heard in mylife she's a rock star, or I
could do a chihuahua.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
No, I can't.
I can't hired.
It's your turn hired thank you,thank you I hope I get hired by
(28:01):
Animated.
Studios, one of them Pixar.
I would love Pixar.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Same, the exact same.
That was better than my cat.
What did you say Hired?
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Thanks.
What's your noise?
Do a monkey?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
That's exactly what I'm thinking.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Really Like in real life.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
That was the sound of a monkey, oh man, that makes
sense.
Which funny celebrity do youactually think is probably not
very funny I feel like there hasto be jim carrey what?
Yeah, I can't get out of hereyeah, I don't think like.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
I think he like.
I think he's a funny like he'san actor and he's like a funny
like comedian.
But I think in real life Idon't know if he's like.
He seems so serious oh,probably, yeah, yeah I mean,
he's hilarious as an actor yeahyeah I still can't think of mine
(29:12):
, though I'm thinking um this.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
One might offend some people too.
Yeah, kevin hart, I wasthinking kevin hart too.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yeah, yeah but he has to be loud because he's little
compensation thing.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Yeah, I don't think he's like super hilarious.
Yes, I agree with that oneboring.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
He's not even funny.
As a comedian, I never foundany of his jokes funny.
I tried to watch seinfield seinCouldn't.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
That was supposedly the competition like a friend's
competition.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
He doesn't have to be funny all the time Didn't do
that.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Oh same, it's sad.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
You know who I think has to be funny.
No, I just have a crush on him.
Trevor Noah.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
I just think he has to be funny all the time, but
he's probably not.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yeah, he's probably not?
Speaker 4 (30:08):
Yeah, he's probably not, I would be one of the last
to go alive.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
He doesn't have to be funny all the time.
He's really funny, yeah, he is.
Have you guys watched theHunger Games?
Yes, oh, I haven't, and thisquestion is regarding that.
How long would you last in theHunger Games?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I wouldn't even try.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Yeah, I would try to protect senya for a little while
, whatever that means, I wouldtry to protect senya.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Okay, I'd be the first one today I think I would
try.
I would try to hide, but I'mnot very fast, so I'm not good
at hiding yeah, I'm kind ofanxious all the time.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
I don't think I can make it.
Speaker 4 (30:48):
You're going to be looking around peeking around
and they're going to see youyeah, exactly Wow.
That's what you guys think ofme, so she can use me as a
shield.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Good avoidance.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
She would have two shields.
That's how she would get tonumber four oh, you're her
shield.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
We both would be her shield?
Speaker 2 (31:13):
we would be.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Yeah, no, you're the first one to go, and then she'll
make it out with me a littlebit longer, but she'll only use
it exactly makes sense.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
You're not saying no.
You're not saying no, she justsaid a while.
Yeah, exactly what is yourfavorite conspiracy theory?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
what?
What do you mean by favorite?
What does it mean by favorite?
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Whatever favorite conspiracy theory.
You kind of sort of believe inand it's kind of funny or Aliens
Right Because they're aconspiracy theory.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
The Earth is flat, yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah, yeah.
Are they?
I don't know, I don't knowWhatever you consider to be.
I would what is my favorite?
I don't have any favoriteconspiracy theories.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
I think it's all fake .
The moon landing is a crazy onetoo.
Speaker 3 (31:53):
I think it's dumb that people think that, well,
the government, maybe that's agood, maybe that's the one.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Controls the weather.
Speaker 4 (32:12):
It's dumb that people think the earth is flat.
That one's sad, honestly Like.
Have you not looked at apicture of the Earth being taken
away by like astronauts orsomething?
Dude, I swear the first thingthat came to my mind, was Queen
something?
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Well, we haven't done it again.
We haven't heard about that.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
That one's questionable.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Ooh, what would?
Speaker 1 (32:34):
your drag name be you should be king.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Oh, that's a good one that would be mine.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
The first thing that came to mind was princess,
princess, something drag male.
It's so lame, all right, youpick night, because that also
came to you so lame?
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Alright, Senia, you picked knight because that also
came to you.
Speaker 2 (32:56):
I was thinking king, but Technically aren't like
female Well drags, yeah, aren'tthey like?
Oh, my gosh, I can't rememberthe name.
I got told the name.
Gosh, what?
I can't remember the name.
I got told the name, but Ican't remember the name.
Drag queens, drag kings, maybeI'm not sure, I don't know
anyways um shoot.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
We'll post it, our drag names I, I, um, I would not
.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
I don't know my drag name would be.
It just has to be outrageous.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Every I know I'm trying to think of something
outrageous we're too boring, Iguess let's see, I'll have to
come up with something, yeahmemes okay, you choose yourself
who in your life would make thebest zombie?
Speaker 4 (33:52):
I could see that.
Yeah, I think my mom would be agood zombie I don't think I
would make a good zombie.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Well, being bad would be a good zombie, though, right
.
So then I would try to bite asmany people as possible, so then
I would categorize myself as agood zombie.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
That's such a letdown I think my husband would be a
good zombie, right a new phone.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
What is something you never want to spend money on?
Speaker 4 (34:28):
again like a new computer.
Bad food, obviously right, Inever want to
Speaker 1 (34:35):
spend money on gas.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
I wish, yeah gosh that would be nice.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Yeah, that's so stupid.
They're so expensive.
I wish I didn't have to spendas much money in concerts Like
concerts are stupid expensiveand I used to love going to
concerts.
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Now you have to get lucky to find like a good seat
and a good price.
Let's see, Ooh, which realitystar would you pick to officiate
your wedding?
I?
Speaker 3 (35:03):
would pick, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Well, mine's not from a reality, but it is from a
sitcom show.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
I guess moira rose oh , that's a good one, I want her
to officiate you have, you stillhaven't watched.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
I haven't seen it no, you.
That is very homophobic, by theway funny that you're calling
the only member of the teamhomophobic here you.
Speaker 2 (35:27):
You haven't watched Schitt's Creek.
I gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 4 (35:37):
I'll add it to the list.
Reality TV star.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
I'm only doing this because I'm hoping to get like a
house out of it Okay and acareer.
Kris Jenner.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Oh, your manager.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
Can be my momager, momager.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
And your wedding officiator.
And my wedding officiantOfficiant.
Officiator.
Officiant.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
Whatever Aficionado.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Aficionado.
That's the one Wow.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
But I'm hoping for a nice gift and a career.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Or like a brand or something, a career or like a
brand or something.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Yeah, like a brand deal.
Yeah, why not deal?
Speaker 4 (36:10):
I'm trying to think.
I've been watching so muchreality lately maybe not reality
star, but reality star adjacentandy cohen just because he's
okay, oh, I think he would be agood one.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
He would be very, he would very much entertain the,
the crowd, the crowd, more likethat um he interviews people,
especially reality star, oh yeah, I know that guy.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, that's a good one.
Okay, what's the um?
What's that thing we do everytime we do the podcast?
Speaker 4 (36:53):
you guys, you guys yeah, we've been here long
enough, thank you, bye.
Oh, before that you mean yeah,uh, is it the anna zaley shit?
Speaker 2 (37:05):
here we go, mother cluckers.
What are we talking about today?
What?
Upset you Hold on.
I know Stupid Tesla.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Oh Tesla.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
First of all, I have a personal, I guess, anger
Vendetta Not vendetta.
I won't go around crashingpeople in teslas, maybe no I
wouldn't do that anyways.
But I got rear-ended by a teslaa stupid fucking tesla and my
thought was that these vehicleswere technologically advanced
(37:43):
and they're not well.
Actually, maybe they are to anextent, but this one, it was
supposed to stop before itcrashed into me.
It didn't and it didn't.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
First of all, I saw the girl looking at her tablet,
her tesla tablet, and it's 100her fault um but I think, excuse
me, okay, do you think shedidn't pay for the feature of
like having her car stop?
Speaker 4 (38:08):
Is that extra?
Is that it has to be?
Elon would do it?
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Yeah it probably has to be like some sort of update
or like it's just a differencein the trim level.
A membership.
You have to pay for that shit.
Imagine, no, maybe, but I mean,if you're going to get a Tesla
it should come with that feature.
It should come.
I think it should come withthat feature.
I think all the trims shouldcome with that feature.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
I think most vehicles now do.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Exactly.
Most of the newer vehicles havethe technology to stop the
freaking vehicle to avoid anaccident.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
I'm assuming by the rage in your voice that this is
a very terrible accident.
It wasn't.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
It was very minor, like my vehicle has like a
little decoration in the back,like a little, uh, chrome
decoration, and that's what bentokay.
So, and, mind you, they addedafter here at the, at the
dealership.
So it's not a huge deal, butbut, but it's.
(39:09):
It's what happened, it's theyeah then I said your feelings
are valid, so I have to validateoh thank you, you're very valid
but anyways, not only that, yesso there's some anger between
that against that, and dealingwith insurances was terrible.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
So and they caused that.
They did that and elon musk.
Speaker 2 (39:31):
And elon musk, first of all, like you said, I feel
like he's a little scammerscammer vibes something off
about that guy like he.
I don't know.
I feel like he purchased uh,what's it called twitter x, oh,
now x to get some sort of uhlike tax relief, because he lost
.
He tanked the value of that, soI don't know.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
There's something about that it seems like most of
his inventions now are not veryfailing, yeah yeah, and there's
vehicles that, um, they needupdates.
Speaker 2 (40:02):
They need upgrades like either mechanical or
through system, and they're notreceiving it because they don't
have the technology for itanymore.
Um, there's many like qualityissues.
There's also quality issueswith the new vehicle, the, the
cyber truck yeah, that thing isthe ugliest thing I have ever
seen in my life.
Speaker 4 (40:21):
What did you call it?
Speaker 2 (40:22):
they've been recalled a hundred times, yeah exactly a
bunch of times and I'm likewhat are you doing?
You're not really.
You're just making people spenda lot of money, that's it.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
And you're.
He's trying, he's selling abrand, he's selling.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
He's selling people, just the name brand.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Right.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
The the.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
And you're right, it had a lot of back in the've
never been a fan of elon musk meeither, right he?
Has a weird vibes yeah, yeah,he's like there's creepy,
there's something super creepy.
Yeah, there's something darkabout him, there's something
there's not good I don't thinkit's good anyways we don't like
(41:01):
him.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
Fuck elon musk that's it.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
That's my little rage , yeah and um.
Yeah, like you said, the cybertruck is really fucking ugly.
I hope you guys don't get one.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Please don't.
Speaker 4 (41:22):
Don't spend your money on something do we see any
hispanics driving a cyber truck?
Speaker 2 (41:26):
uh, actually in california, okay, there was, uh,
some pisas driving a cybertruck and they had already
welded like a railing to theback of the truck.
You know, to like whatever theyneed to transport it's not
really a truck.
It's, it's a truck, but nowit's more of a truck, cause they
(41:46):
supposedly to them yeah, so Ithought that was pretty cool.
At least that's funny.
I'm like they're already umHispanic sized Right the truck
inventive.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
Anyways, that's my little rant for today Fuck Tesla
.
Do you guys want to do one morequestion before we go?
Ooh, last.
Do you guys want to do one morequestion before we go?
Last one, last one, pick a goodone, diana.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
I highlighted one.
Hopefully it's good enough foryou guys.
If you could charge $100,000for a service, only you can
provide, what would the servicebe?
You can make it dirty if youwant to.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
I can't think of anything.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
I would charge.
Mine's going gonna be a littledirty, okay, for, oh my god, I
would.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
I would charge to demean you, to put you down
that's not dirty, though somepeople really pay a lot of money
for that well, that's what Iwould charge a hundred thousand
dollars for oh.
Speaker 4 (42:47):
Hmm, I feel like I have so many options I can
choose one, I'm just kidding, Ican't think of anything right
now.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
I think I would charge $100,000 for some good
old Senya conversation.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Yeah, no Cute.
You could at least sing to mewhat Concert.
Speaker 1 (43:08):
I just I just like, really like to talk to people
and I think.
I'm good at making conversationand if you could, make 100k out
of it why not?
Speaker 2 (43:17):
I have no idea.
You wouldn't do anything for100k.
I would.
I got you there.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
I got you there.
Speaker 4 (43:27):
I would do a lot of things, so tell me, you know, if
anyone wants to inquire.
Got you there.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Got you there.
Speaker 4 (43:29):
I would do a lot of things.
A thousand dollars.
So tell me, you know, if anyonewants to inquire.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
No, I'm just kidding.
No, I'm just kidding.
Foot pictures.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
I would do that.
I would do that, for sure.
My feet are really cuteactually.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Yes, she does.
Speaker 3 (43:42):
So if you want to, buy them from 100K.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
Just reach out to the .
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Lso underscore, we can talk about prices, let us
know.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
Yeah, well, it starts at 100k minimum, minimum.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
So they'll get some hint.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
But you guys like two pictures, yeah, of the right,
the right and the left foot,yeah, so technically that's a
deal.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
That's like bogo.
Speaker 2 (44:09):
If you guys have any questions, please let us know my
phone number is not no, justreach out to the lsoim
underscore podcast on instagram.
Speaker 1 (44:20):
Thank you guys so much for listening hope you have
a great day.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
Bye, love you, thank you for listening to Latina
State of mind produced by us.
Your awesome host, diana deniaand nancy special shout out to
jerome our editor.
Don't forget to follow us oninstagram at lsom underscore
podcast and on facebook atlatina state of mind.
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