Derek, Denny, and Dean Oh My! With The Meat Man's Jack Dexter

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Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Gonna make us laugh until wefart.

Speaker 6 (00:24):
That's who we want this is america, you dumb son of
a bitch, okay and I'm gonnaswitch it up a little bit.

Speaker 7 (00:39):
I was gonna play a uh little uh opening video, but
I'll do introductions first.
Thank you.
And then I got a little videoto get us pumped up for this
episode.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
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Speaker 7 (00:53):
I'm pumped.
I'm looking at everybody when Italk.
Who am?
I he's scanning the room, Imean I would talk to them, but
right now they're just a camera.
I don't get any feedback fromthem, whatever that is.
And then I got some more giftsfor people that I'll hand out.

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That's pretty funny Well herewe go Today in Studio Toot Scoot
, of course we got theborn-again virgin, our co-host
Taylor Lee, my sidekick, theformer most okayest co-host ever

(01:39):
, casey Sue.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
That's me.

Speaker 7 (01:41):
Casey Sue, and joining us today is actor,
writer, director Jack Dexter.
Up in studio tootin' scoot.

Speaker 10 (01:52):
Alright, first podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Ever we're poppin' your cherry.

Speaker 10 (01:56):
Yes, You're gonna be crying in the shower later,
glad to do it with you guys,good Taylor.

Speaker 7 (02:07):
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going in dry.
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I don't like that, but to getus pumped up.

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Let's watch the.

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Speaker 11 (02:49):
Is that David Oldman ?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I think it's our dad.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
And Jeff.

Speaker 7 (02:54):
That's Jeff Mm-hmm.

Speaker 11 (03:02):
Oh, bob, bob, my name is Matt.

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Speaker 4 (03:16):
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Speaker 9 (03:19):
Oh, joe got it.
He got out of pre-adventure,that was interesting.

Speaker 7 (03:24):
I'm pumped up.
I'm pumped up, pumped man.

Speaker 11 (03:27):
That was interesting .
I'm popped up, I'm popped up,popped up, you got popped up,
popped up.

Speaker 7 (03:29):
Okay, so I got some presents for people, oh God.
And it's going to cause me tohave to remove my El Crapitan
glasses, oh boy, but for TaylorSue.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Taylor Sue, yeah, okay.

Speaker 7 (03:50):
Taylor, sue and Casey .

Speaker 9 (03:51):
Lee, these little glasses.
Those are like sperm.
Hell yeah, exactly Spermy.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
That's why those are for you.

Speaker 9 (03:57):
Please, though, I don't need any more children.

Speaker 7 (04:00):
Look at that Facial.

Speaker 9 (04:01):
Facial Facial.

Speaker 7 (04:05):
For Casey Lee.

Speaker 9 (04:09):
That's country as fuck, casey Lee, casey Lee.

Speaker 7 (04:13):
Check out these.
Ooh, those are very Metro,schmancy Metro, very like
Cyberpunk baby 2000s jail and sothese glasses were for a
different episode, but theseglasses got here late, so for
Jack you don't have to rock themyes, he does, or you can rock

(04:35):
them.

Speaker 9 (04:35):
Those are lovely.

Speaker 7 (04:36):
I do have other glasses, but Perfect those are
it Check those out and those.
That's a gift from the podcast.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Freaking sweet.
A female alien, that's right.
Yeah, suit you.
Yeah I got to get.

Speaker 7 (04:53):
I got to undress here .

Speaker 9 (04:55):
Oh my God, we are together.

Speaker 10 (04:59):
Thank you for the shirt.
By the way, Shirt You'rewelcome.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Thanks for the hat.
I got headphones, those arebadass.

Speaker 9 (05:06):
What happened to my headphones?
Oh boy, why are you skiing?
Are those your new?

Speaker 7 (05:12):
ski goggles.
They'll crap a tan.
Jeez, you look, tardo For theboat, for the plane.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
You look special, you know you do look special.
I can't see myself.

Speaker 9 (05:24):
You look like you short bus, for sure the short
bus Like you.
Can't see your ass again.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
That's rude.
My name is Shane Hoggis.
Shane Hoggis.

Speaker 7 (05:40):
I love swimming because I love going in the
water.
Laugh until you fall.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
I love to swim.

Speaker 7 (05:45):
And then shirts and shorts Sounded the same.
Shorts and shorts, shorts andshorts Orange showbook Orange.
Showbook Orange Orange.
Yeah, sorry, I want to seemyself.
Oh man, I do look cross-eyed,though.
These are goofy as shit.

Speaker 10 (06:09):
We need those in Meat man.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Absolutely.

Speaker 7 (06:12):
Because they were supposed to be tinted lenses.
So you wouldn't see me socross-eyed.
Well, fail Imagine if this guywas your pilot, I think he has
been.
You guys have boarded.
Hey, you guys, you guys haveboarded, you guys, you guys have
boarded let's go, you'rebuckled in and this guy comes
out to talk to you.
Hey, welcome what?

(06:32):
Spirit Airlines?
Probably yeah welcome aboard.

Speaker 9 (06:37):
Welcome aboard.
I can't see shit with thiswelcome aboard.

Speaker 10 (06:41):
I can't see shit about dick yeah, I ordered some
last week, some welding glassesfor the movie, and they were
supposed to be tinted.
They weren't.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
It totally changed the film.
How do you get welding glassesthat aren't tinted?
That's weird.

Speaker 10 (06:52):
These are like plastic crap man False
advertising.

Speaker 7 (06:59):
I'm betting no one is going to weld with clear
glasses.
I would Not because you didn'tknow better, because you don't
know.
God All right.

Speaker 9 (07:15):
All right, Well, Jack you're not from Oklahoma.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
No, where'd you grow up at?

Speaker 10 (07:23):
Born in Adrian Michigan.

Speaker 9 (07:25):
Adrian.

Speaker 10 (07:26):
Yeah, it's about an hour and a half from Ann Arbor.
Was it cold?
It was very cold.
It's always cold up there, butthe summers are beautiful,
springs, falls are amazing.
Just the winter's extremelybrutal.
Yeah, minus 45 degrees a fewyears ago.
I'm good with that For like awhole week it was pretty insane,

(07:47):
yuck Our oldest son was upthere at Boyne Mountain for a
while.

Speaker 7 (07:56):
Boyne Mountain and what was the other place called
Shanty Shanty Creek?
I don't even know either one ofthose.
Yeah, they were in the Little.
They're little, what are theyon this, the upper peninsula?
Oh, they were up there justsouth of Traverse City, so

(08:16):
pretty far up there I guess.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
I was about to say I don't know.
I know that my friend is.
From which hand do you use theright hand, right, yeah, yeah,
she's from here, okay that's allI know, right, I went on my
finger above detroit so I canshow everybody here here I think
well now I don't remember ifit's here, god, or if it's here,

(08:38):
but she's on here, or here orhere.
Yeah, could be anywhere she'son the edge.

Speaker 9 (08:45):
Now I don't remember which one, I guess.

Speaker 10 (08:47):
Anyway, good story right around none of you have
been to michigan hi, I wentsailing for a whole week outside
of traverse city okay, when Iwas a week, a week sailing, yeah
, on a little sunfish sailboatthis was their el El Crapitan
was.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
We were in Traverse City.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Hey, you know why we call this?
The boom Edmund of you.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
It's like what rich people?
Do yes, I got a concussion fromthe boom, but we were in
Traverse City during the CherryFestival, the what?
There's a Cherry Festival.

Speaker 9 (09:24):
It was awesome.
It's getting better was awesome.

Speaker 7 (09:26):
Michigan's beautiful man, you guys should check it
out yeah, that's what Hunter wastelling us how long ago was
that?

Speaker 4 (09:35):
when he was up there, when you were up there.
I was 13, so just a few years,10 years thank you 25 years ago,
so just a few years.

Speaker 7 (09:46):
Ten years, yeah, ten years, thank you.

Speaker 9 (09:47):
This is very 25 years ago.
Take them off, you loser.

Speaker 7 (09:51):
They're like angled right here.

Speaker 10 (09:52):
I know you can tell it's hard to see out of these.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Oh boy, Please don't ski in those.

Speaker 9 (10:00):
Or do.
What else do you do in Michigan?
Just ski?

Speaker 10 (10:04):
There's not much to do up there For me anyway.
I like to play poker Go to thecasinos.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Is you native?

Speaker 10 (10:16):
Is what?
Why did you say that?

Speaker 7 (10:19):
Is you, native, give me a chance to get to the sensor
button before you start.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
I'm just bringing my car, sue, or what?

Speaker 9 (10:34):
Pot of me.

Speaker 7 (10:36):
I think they have different tribes up there.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (10:40):
They have like long.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Hackleberry, hackleberry Fuck.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
We may just have to hold the.

Speaker 7 (10:49):
Button.

Speaker 10 (10:51):
Pretty much golf, hockey football.
I mean, it's just all sports upthere.

Speaker 9 (10:57):
Hockey Hockey.

Speaker 7 (10:58):
Hockey.
What first piqued your interestin the acting world?

Speaker 10 (11:07):
I was a kid man and I would just start doing
impressions.
I think the first one I did wasSylvester Stallone in a brisk
iced tea commercial and I did itfor my brothers.
They just I just remember themcracking up.
I'm like man, that's pretty fun, you know was stallone in a

(11:29):
brisk iced tea commercial.
Yeah, it was like uh he's, he'slike with his ring manager, the
old guy you know, and he's oh,yeah, yeah, yeah, he's like it's
over rocky throwing a time he'slike nothing is over.
Just give me something to drink,adrian.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
And then he drinks the red busk baby Nice, good sly
.

Speaker 10 (11:51):
But yeah, then it just started from there and got
into a high school drama, didsome plays, got a lead role and
then after high school just kindof tanked man.
It was like the real worldkicked in and sucks you better
get a job.
Man, nobody up here does thisstuff, you know so it's kind of

(12:12):
what, just moving around a lotworking in auto plants, and then
started running poker gamesdown in georgia.
And you know, over the years,as I would get older, I'd start
drinking more, and then it wouldI'd learn a new character, and
then it was coming to a point oflike let's just go to a party

(12:33):
just to make people laugh andand do voices and then after a
while it was like you feel likea monkey, almost.
Like you know they just want youto do tricks for them.
And then then, uh, you knowthey just want you to do tricks
for them.
Then you know, real world hits,bad things happen, and then
things just ain't so funnyanymore, you know.
But yeah, it's been a long roadman, Extremely long.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
So when did you transition to or start adding in
, like writing and directing?

Speaker 10 (13:04):
So when I moved down here uh, I moved down here for
a different job that fellthrough and we were kind of laid
out to dry and um down and out,and then I reached out to an
acting agent, I reached out to afew, and then she, christina
jenkins from real talent studio,she, uh, I didn't realize all

(13:27):
were same studio.

Speaker 7 (13:28):
Yeah, oh, she is Same .

Speaker 10 (13:32):
And uh, she said I'll take a flyer on you and
then I, you know, a few monthslater I'm working on Tulsa King.
And by that time, like withinsix months to a year, I've read
a lot of scripts throughauditions and stuff.
I'm like, well, I know I can dobetter than this.
I mean no offense to some ofthe things I've read, but just
as a competitor I'm like I knowI can do better than this.
Right, yeah, and then I startedto see the formatting with my

(13:56):
own eyes from the scripts I'mreading.
And so I had this idea fromback when I started running
poker games in Georgia.
I was like 19 years old and Istarted running these games and
this meat man comes to my houseat like 10 o'clock at night and

(14:21):
he said hey, man, your dad toldme to come back and you'd buy a
bunch of meat from me.
I said I have no idea whatyou're talking about.
I don't live with my dad.
You know.
I have a roommate, an older guynamed Al.
I'm like, but I don't.
And so, anyways, he startsgetting angry with me.
He's like so you're not goingto buy my meat.
I'm like no, dude, and he's gotlike an S10 pickup truck, like

(14:43):
with a freezer on the back of it, and I'm like there's just no
way I'm buying this meat.

Speaker 9 (14:48):
Meat man.

Speaker 10 (14:50):
And he got real upset.
But he argued with me for like10 minutes, man, and then he
said something that stuck withme.
He said this meat is to die for.
And then when he left I startedthinking like maybe I should
have fucking bought that meat.
You know, just in case this guybut then I started.

Speaker 7 (15:07):
Meat is to live for.
I'm going to buy some.

Speaker 10 (15:09):
Yeah, started thinking, hey, man, fuck, this
would be a good horror movie.
Yeah, I think I wrote the firstscript a few years after.
I sent it to my high schooldrama teacher and she said hell,
no, and in a nice way, um, andit was really gory and bloody

(15:29):
and just I don't want anythingto do with this.
So that kind of like put medown.
And then I had this idea thehangman long story short kind of
got stolen from me.
That put me down, gave up on it.
And then when I got on thetulsa king, that's when I said
I'm gonna start writing scripts.
So I started with the meat manand, uh, it's really grown into

(15:54):
just something that just blowsmy mind that how many people are
rooting for us and it's justamazing yeah, it's Such a cool
premise.

Speaker 7 (16:05):
Yeah.
And to know that it came fromsomething.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Yeah, like real.

Speaker 9 (16:12):
Are you still filming it?

Speaker 10 (16:14):
So we're shooting a proof of concept tomorrow and
tomorrow's our second day shootand then Saturday will be our
third day.
Then we'll start editing it andmove into the pitch phase.
That's the plan to pitch it.
Try to get funding.
Anybody watching, if you'reinterested, definitely hit me up

(16:36):
.
We're gonna.
We're gonna give privateinvestors an opportunity first,
before we go to a big studio.
You know, I mean sure I'd liketo help my friends out and this
is something that I've believedin and that I've.
I've developed these charactersfor over a decade, thinking
about this movie and what youknow.
Then I came up with the endingand I was just wanted a great

(16:56):
ending and came up with theending and then, okay, what,
what does it take to have thisending?
Let's throw in these characters, let's back it up.
And then it's just been revisedfive or six times since.
My drama teacher said no, I'vehad some good advice.

(17:16):
One guy told me to implementthe detective sheriff a little
bit more Sweezy.
Nick Sweeezy had a few greatideas.
I don't want to give too muchaway, but for anybody that don't
know, shane Hargis is Derek.
He's the lead character.

Speaker 9 (17:35):
Derek.
No, you don't look like Derek.

Speaker 10 (17:39):
Had a great audition .

Speaker 9 (17:41):
Sean.
Maybe that was fun, Sean Sean.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
S-H-O-N.
Sean, maybe that was fun.

Speaker 9 (17:48):
Sean Sean S-H-O-N.
Sean Sean.

Speaker 12 (17:50):
Dirty bitch.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
He is a dirty bitch, dang Gross.

Speaker 7 (17:56):
No, I'm really excited and Meet me.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Cool marriage.

Speaker 10 (18:04):
No, nathan Bright made that logo.
Yeah, it's great.
It's great artwork marriageNathan Bright made that logo
it's great artwork great artworkyeah, I sent him the idea, just
what I wanted, and he came backwith that and it was almost
like fate, like man this is sogood yeah, you see those, he did
such a good job.
Yeah, he's got his.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Fanta and a koozie right now.

Speaker 10 (18:29):
Tell you a little premise.
So it's basically threebrothers who have grown up
together without their parentsfor over 30 years and you know
no schooling, nobody around totell them what to do, and 30

(18:50):
years later you're all.
Hell breaks loose awesome yeah,it's really fun and it's scary
it's a well it was, or it wouldhave been scary, I think.
I mean it's still be scary, butit's a thriller suspense, but
it's almost a comedy too, I meanit's really funny.

(19:12):
You're going to get a goodfeeling when you leave after you
watch this.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
And then are you going to question your own
morality because you did havesuch a good time watching it.

Speaker 7 (19:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
That's kind of nice.

Speaker 7 (19:20):
Yeah, you're going to be like, hey, well.
That's good, yeah, you're goingto be like hey Well, Doesn't
sound so bad.

Speaker 10 (19:25):
Yeah, it definitely makes you think, because each
character that I wrote hassomething where, if they would
have just made a differentchoice, things would you know,
and a lot of it is built onassumptions.
Oh, okay, when somebody justcomes in and assumes something
that you did and you didn't doit.
I mean how?

Speaker 4 (19:40):
Like assumes that you want to buy a whole truck full
of meat.
Right like, assumes that youwant to buy a whole truck full
of meat.
Right, right, that's awesomebut it's to die for yeah, when
you said when he said so you'renot gonna buy my meat, it made
me think welcome to being a girl.
Yeah, that's true, that happensa lot of gross dudes.
Come on, you want my meat?

Speaker 11 (20:02):
you don't want this meat bitch.

Speaker 7 (20:04):
What if we?
Always referred to it as meat.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
I would be a vegetarian.
I guess that would make me avagetarian.
If you don't want meat, you'dbe a vagetarian.

Speaker 7 (20:17):
Yeah, yeah, pesclitarian.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
Pesclitarian.
Good job babe.

Speaker 7 (20:24):
You know how hard that was for me to say.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
You did it really well Did you practice.

Speaker 7 (20:31):
No, were you actually trying to?
Were you trying to?

Speaker 4 (20:35):
say Pescatarian and said it wrong.

Speaker 7 (20:37):
No, no, no no.
It almost sounds like aReligion.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
Pescatarian.

Speaker 7 (20:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
I could be one.
I could does Pescatarian.
Yeah, yeah, I could be one, Icould be a pescatarian.

Speaker 7 (20:51):
I love this setup, not a pescatarian.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Yeah, it's a but a pescatarian Like I could
actually it's my little toystore.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Toy store.

Speaker 7 (20:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (20:58):
Toy toy.

Speaker 7 (20:59):
My toys.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
I got all my toys.

Speaker 7 (21:05):
I took them out of the box.
How long have you beencollecting?
I would say I really got backinto it probably in 2007, and so
it's been slowly, but it's beenthe last 11 years, 12 years

(21:27):
that I've been way more seriousabout it.

Speaker 9 (21:31):
Yeah, that's going to pay off.

Speaker 7 (21:33):
And some of it I have already sold off and got other
stuff because my interest kindof started changing but it's
getting to be where I want it.
I think you have any Care Bearsbecause my interest kind of
started changing but it'sgetting to be where I want it.
I think you have any Care Bears, no, no, we see them quite
often with all the vintage toyplaces we go.

(21:55):
We found this one place inBethany that they had a shitload
of Teddy Ruxpins.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
What the fuck Like they had like three Teddy
Ruxpins.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Dang and like all the tapes they had, like three
teddy ruxpins dang and like allthe tapes and like whoa books,
like the whole thing and we werealmost irritated about it,
because we found her, a teddyruxpin, in sepulpa and we were
so excited.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
We were like fuck yeah, teddy ruxpin, this is
great.
Fuck yeah, now they're.

Speaker 7 (22:22):
It's so mad, but it doesn't work either.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
No, but it's really cool, but it's.

Speaker 9 (22:27):
Here.
It's nostalgic.

Speaker 7 (22:28):
I want to give you a working one and then I'll take
that one and go trade it in.
So I want you to scare.

Speaker 9 (22:34):
Molly with it and she won't be scared.
She has a doll right now calledOne-Leg Lacey.
Oh, the demon doll yes, that'sright, the porcelain doll, one
Leg Lacey.
So she carries her by her hairand she dropped her and she lost
a leg.
So she changed her name to OneLeg Lacey and then they made a
YouTube scary movie of One LegLacey killing them.

Speaker 7 (22:56):
Oh yeah, that's right .

Speaker 9 (22:57):
On Sophia Dang's YouTube.

Speaker 7 (22:59):
Sophia.

Speaker 9 (22:59):
Dang's.

Speaker 7 (23:02):
Check it out, let's go viral.

Speaker 11 (23:08):
I'm subscribed.

Speaker 7 (23:09):
I'm on my out, check it out.
I have let's go viral.
I I've subscribed, I'm out.
I subscribe you did.
Yeah, I mean because there'sfuture little filmmakers, right
there sawyer loves making moviesher son, sawyer is so good he
is this.
One night he was going aroundfilming him, his, his sister and
their little cousin and he goesand does that and then brings

(23:29):
me his phone and shows me hismovie and he's already cut it
all together and they were goingon a treasure hunt.

Speaker 9 (23:36):
They had music and everything they had music.

Speaker 7 (23:38):
It had a title card.

Speaker 4 (23:39):
I mean, it was a whole thing.
It was so impressive.
He loves making movies, yeah.

Speaker 7 (23:44):
So of course I had had to subscribe.
I might get an idea from him.

Speaker 9 (23:51):
So, yeah, she won't be scared, dang it.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Yeah, I think she's just scared of people yeah, yeah
, she's weird, she's a littleshy.

Speaker 9 (24:02):
She's just a weirdo.

Speaker 7 (24:03):
But so was her mom growing up too.
Who Super shy you.
Oh, they're like.
We don't know if we can passher from kindergarten to first
grade because she doesn't speak.

Speaker 9 (24:14):
I'm like y'all.
It's called autism, come on.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
It's just a touch of the tism, guys.

Speaker 9 (24:20):
We don't know what's wrong.

Speaker 7 (24:22):
She got nicked with something.

Speaker 9 (24:24):
I didn't know about the autism yet.
That was a few years after that.

Speaker 7 (24:27):
She's just fucking weirdo.
I think maybe she stepped on arusty nail.

Speaker 9 (24:30):
I just powered through to third grade before
anyone noticed anything.

Speaker 7 (24:35):
It turned out all right.
That's debatable, it's okay.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
She's really good at masking.
Oh, masking, yeah, what doesthat mean?
Like simulating other people.
They call it masking.
Never mind, you don't do that.
Fuck, that didn't work.
Cut that out.

Speaker 7 (24:57):
No, we're keeping that in specifically.

Speaker 9 (24:58):
What she doesn't do, that we're keeping that in Don't
use big words.

Speaker 7 (25:01):
Whoa Welcome back you .
We're keeping that in.
Don't use big words.
Whoa, welcome back you back now.
I'm definitely not smart hesaid you had an interesting last
few weeks, two weeks week and ahalf.

Speaker 9 (25:18):
Oh, I got a car wreck .
Yeah, I gotta buy a new car.
What.
I got rear-ended, but not in agood way.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
I don't know why I said it like that Rear-ended
Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
You can tell who I am because, when I say that people
go mm-mm-mm.

Speaker 10 (25:34):
Was it your fault?

Speaker 9 (25:35):
No, it wasn't.
No, is it ever your fault ifyou get rear-ended?
Yeah, it can be if you justslam on your brake.
No, someone was turning andanother person stopped and I
stopped in this 16 year old in adodge ram just barreling
through dodge ram.

Speaker 7 (25:51):
Did you get?

Speaker 10 (25:51):
whiplash oh yeah did you go to hospital?

Speaker 9 (25:54):
yeah, wow, she hit me .
I hit the car in front and thenthat car hit the truck in front
, so it was four oh, I didn'trealize it was.
I didn't realize the one infront hit the truck and then I
went past them and into theditch Damn.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
Dang that is fast as shit, she was moving and
Grooving.

Speaker 10 (26:12):
Dodge Ram Lawsuit.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
That's what we keep telling her.
She's called one of those.
I got the whip blast.

Speaker 7 (26:19):
And it totaled her car, my.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
Jeep's done Single mom man.

Speaker 9 (26:25):
Done with that shit.

Speaker 7 (26:25):
The other insurance was like, we'll give you $1,800.

Speaker 9 (26:29):
For pain and suffering.
I was like no thanks, so I'mstill done with that bullshit.

Speaker 7 (26:37):
So any car accident lawyers out there let us know
Come to me before I come to you,that's how that works.
I don't know, maybe she'll goon a date with you, janalee kept
telling me to call the wolfpack who's?

(26:59):
The wolf pack.

Speaker 9 (27:01):
I don't know.
I'm sure there's a billboard.

Speaker 7 (27:03):
Yeah, the wolf pack.
The Wolf Pack Call them up Freeconsultation.

Speaker 9 (27:09):
I bet I'm going to call car and car, car and car.

Speaker 7 (27:11):
That's the one.

Speaker 11 (27:13):
We don't get paid unless you get paid.

Speaker 10 (27:16):
Was the driver drinking or anything?

Speaker 9 (27:18):
No, it was like 730 in the morning.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
She was on her phone.

Speaker 9 (27:22):
Probably on her phone , I'm assuming.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
I don't know 16 morning she was on her phone.
Probably on her phone, I'massuming, I don't know 16, you
know oh my god, that's probablylate to a final.

Speaker 9 (27:30):
That's why it is good to have like we're going toward
the high school I've seen womendoing their makeup and fucking
driving.

Speaker 10 (27:36):
It's like it's wild guilty.

Speaker 7 (27:37):
That's why it's good to have, like dash cams, you
know, a ford and a back dashwell, the cop was like, yeah, no
doubt she's not fault, she'spaying for all of it.

Speaker 9 (27:46):
That's what he said.

Speaker 7 (27:46):
I was like, all right , yeah, but you know, you gotta
just deal with them but what itwould do is you could be like,
hey, she was also on her fuckingphone well, and the police I
know if that says she wasn't youhave, you would have of it.

Speaker 9 (28:04):
I don't have fancy stuff.
I don't even have a ring camera.
Everyone has a fucking ringcamera.

Speaker 7 (28:08):
I don't even have that, even apartments?
Yeah, I don't have anything Iknow what you're getting for
your birthday.
People put a ring camera ontheir apartment.

Speaker 9 (28:17):
I don't have smart devices.

Speaker 7 (28:19):
But it's, I would probably do that At an apartment
.
Put a doorbell cam somewhere up.

Speaker 9 (28:27):
Yeah, I don't live in an apartment.

Speaker 7 (28:29):
I know oh, that's how really poor you are, that an
apartment has a ring doorbell,you have a house and yours
probably doesn't even work.

Speaker 9 (28:41):
My door Bell.
Oh it does.

Speaker 7 (28:42):
Oh Bell, my door Bell .

Speaker 9 (28:43):
Oh, it does.
Oh Bell which one.

Speaker 7 (28:49):
I don't know, I don't know what Neat.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
So, jack, what's your favorite movie?

Speaker 10 (28:56):
Jesus Christ, what's my favorite movie?
Yeah, yeah, yeah Comedyprobably Tommy and Boy
Beetlejuice.

Speaker 13 (29:05):
Two of my favorites.
Are you ready?

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Beetlejuice.

Speaker 10 (29:06):
Two of my favorites.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Are you ready for Beetlejuice 2?
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 13 (29:11):
I'm going to be there for sure, coming out on my
birthday.

Speaker 7 (29:14):
September 6th.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
That's my birthday.

Speaker 7 (29:17):
We'll be going.

Speaker 9 (29:19):
Watch Party.

Speaker 10 (29:22):
What about you?
What's your favorite movie?
Lost Boys.

Speaker 9 (29:28):
Lost Boys is my favorite.
Signs of the Lambs that's agood one.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
That's my favorite movie All time.

Speaker 9 (29:34):
I don't even like scary movies.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
I do like scary movies.

Speaker 7 (29:37):
I have like maybe three, maybe four, that.

Speaker 9 (29:44):
I can't put.
I was about to say stupid, bigtrouble, little China.
There's two of them right there, red Doll.

Speaker 7 (29:49):
No, oh, the Goonies, the Goonies.
Big trouble, little China.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
The Crow.

Speaker 7 (29:54):
The.

Speaker 9 (29:55):
Crow, they're going to come out and do one of that,
and it has the it guy on it.
Yeah, it has.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
And Aliens.
The youngest Skarsgårdboyfriend.

Speaker 10 (30:02):
What about Training Day.
That's probably in my top threeTraining.

Speaker 7 (30:07):
Day.
That is very good.
I like that one that's a boymovie.

Speaker 10 (30:10):
I haven't seen that oh man, I mean, I've seen it,
but it's a boy movie and I dolike scary movies.

Speaker 7 (30:17):
I'm not a boy she likes 30 Days of Night.
Ooh, I like that movie.
I love that movie.

Speaker 9 (30:22):
I watch that every time I talk to her.

Speaker 7 (30:24):
I can't believe she would watch it.

Speaker 9 (30:25):
Oh, it's so good, canada, alaska, alaska.

Speaker 4 (30:30):
I think I like scary movies more now, Like I think I
can handle scary movies more now.
Now that I have Disney Plus ondemand.

Speaker 7 (30:38):
What about Prometheus ?

Speaker 4 (30:40):
No, fuck that movie.
She doesn't like aliens, Idon't like aliens, but she, no,
fuck that movie.

Speaker 9 (30:46):
she doesn't like aliens.
I don't like aliens, but shelikes horror gore.
Do you like the strangers?
No, because that's realistic, Iknow, and that's why I can't
watch it.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
That's why, a lot of people don't like those well, we
saw the preview for the new one, yeah, and like it starts, and
I look over at Shane and I waslike no fucking way.

Speaker 9 (30:58):
No, not fucking doing it, I with it.
I'll watch them, but the ones Ihave trouble with are like
Demon.
Those kind of scare me.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
I can watch the Demon ones Because I got some Demon.

Speaker 10 (31:07):
Remember from Demon Knight from back in the day.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
No, I don't know that one.

Speaker 9 (31:12):
I want to watch that one now.
I'm scared to watch it.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
No, I like, like the Exorcist.
I mean I like them, but it'sscary.

Speaker 7 (31:17):
Yeah, you like the Exorcist.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
And I don't think I would mind the hauntings, it's
the jump scares.
I don't enjoy that.
Oh, I like that.
That takes me out of it alittle bit.

Speaker 7 (31:29):
What about Blair Witch?

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Yeah, I like that one .

Speaker 10 (31:32):
That was crazy $20,000 budget or something like
that, yeah, super low.

Speaker 7 (31:36):
Mm-hmm and so I've probably talked about it on here
before.
But when I was in the army andover in germany, uh, there was a
little theater on one of theposts when we were training and
we had a free night, we werelike, oh, let's go watch this
blair witch movie.

(31:57):
We haven't heard anything aboutit.
We're disconnected from a stateso we don't know like the story
behind it.
And it was like this foundfootage right, and we're dumb
soldiers, so we're like okay,and so for us it was like holy
shit, it was pretty freaky and Ithink we watched it two more

(32:19):
times.

Speaker 10 (32:19):
The advertisement on the radio.
I'll never forget it.
It's just how scary it washearing it on the radio.
You don't even see anything.
You're like I got to go watchit.
I got to see it, the hype.

Speaker 7 (32:31):
And then it wasn't until I got back over stateside
where it was oh no, that wasJust fake.
Yeah, people that made a movieoh Well, that was pretty good.
You got to start a movie ohwell, that's pretty good.
You got to start a rumor yeah,so the meat man's going to be
real, real meat man's going tobe real good.
It's going to be a foundfootage.

Speaker 10 (32:58):
Yeah, I love the cool, though I loved when we had
shot.
Our first day was almost a yearago and we stopped right away.
There were some things.
I just you know I wasn'tprepared for that shit, be
honest with you but that gettingyou and Trey Sweetin together

(33:22):
and I still hadn't came up witha Dean.
So there's three brothers.
There's dean, derrick and denny.
Yeah, the object of this movieis to, um, make a new monster,
kind of like jason or freddy orwhoever else.
Sweet, but denny is the.
I don't know if I should evensay that, but it doesn't matter.

(33:45):
Point is, it's a making of apsychopath.
Is what this movie is.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
That's awesome.

Speaker 10 (33:51):
With some comedy.
But I'll never forget that Iwas still trying to get a Dean
and then we shot his first dayand then Trey was in the top
three.
So he was there that day.
I said read your script.
And then Shane, and him read,and then I said do it one more

(34:12):
time and I want my neighbors tocall the cops on us, or
something like that.
And then he just screamed.
I was like all right, and thesetwo and they kind of look kind
of similar, I don't know likethey- could be related, maybe,
but it just that gave megoosebumps when I got you two
together.
That's when I really knew I'mlike.
This is finally like I'mputting a face to the name.

(34:33):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
That's awesome.

Speaker 10 (34:34):
And this is 12 years , 15 years of in the making and
now we have this cast like thisis so good Oklahoma cast for the
most part, I mean.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Yeah, that's super cool.

Speaker 10 (34:48):
And amazing, Like Mark Adam Goff Mm-hmm.
He was in Out of Exile and abunch of other things, but Kyle
Harris' film Out of Exile.
Have you guys seen that?

Speaker 7 (34:59):
I have, yeah, action movies for her kind of hit and
miss, so Bullying moviesOklahoma though you've got to
support him.

Speaker 10 (35:11):
I think he knocked it out of the park.
Kyle Harris did.
His cast was so good.
Mark's in that Jake the SnakeRoberts.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Oh, okay, I remember you talking about that.
He was in Out of.

Speaker 9 (35:26):
Exile as well, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I've contacted Jake.
What did you say?
I said how could you forgetthat name, do you?

Speaker 4 (35:31):
know who Jake the Snake is, I can assume you just
assume who he is.

Speaker 7 (35:37):
What would you assume ?

Speaker 4 (35:38):
Yeah, what do you think he is?
Who do you think he is?

Speaker 10 (35:39):
Probably like a big Porn star, big porn star I was
thinking wrestler, but big bulkybuff man.

Speaker 7 (35:46):
Got it he was a wrestler.
Told you Good assumption Toldyou.

Speaker 10 (35:50):
He was great.
His promos were great too.

Speaker 9 (35:52):
I know my snakes y'all.

Speaker 10 (35:56):
Back when everybody else was like ah, screaming and
here, comes, jake, like I'mgoing to kick your ass.
Real calm and just like.

Speaker 7 (36:07):
He got up there psyche.
Yeah.
His finishing move was the DDT.
Yeah, ddt.

Speaker 10 (36:15):
So we called him.
I seen him in Kyle's movie andwe got a hold of his manager and
they said that they liked thescript and they just want us to
make an offer on price.
They said they'll work with us,so we can't make an offer until
we know what we're working withyeah until you actually have
funding yeah, but it's good toknow that they're willing to do

(36:38):
it and we've kind of tweaked hispart.
It's just perfect for him.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
That's awesome.

Speaker 10 (36:43):
Marcus Bagwell Buff, the Stuff.
He's also, he's got a part inthis as well, Trying to keep.
You know, I'd like to getfamous people, you know, but at
the same time I think theseOklahoma people are famous.
They just we're not worldwidefamous yet.

Speaker 7 (37:00):
Yeah, I think, oh, there's a lot of good actors
there's so good.
And yeah, I just got back fromCody Mayo.
His studio does an actingretreat, so I was at that a

(37:24):
couple of weekends ago and somany good actors I got to hang
out with them all weekend.
Lisa Fenimore, Pat Homis.
Amazing, did a sleepover.
Yeah, it was a big sleepover.

Speaker 11 (37:41):
Aww, it was, we had cabins.

Speaker 7 (37:45):
And you know some rooms had bunk beds.

Speaker 9 (37:49):
And we stayed up late and tell stories.
Tell me your acting story.

Speaker 7 (37:52):
Yeah, an acting story there you go so cute Seems like
a lot of the actors in hisgroup are getting booked.

Speaker 10 (37:57):
So something's going on over there, cody's good.
I really like Cody in his groupare getting booked.
So something's going on, cody'sgood.

Speaker 7 (38:05):
I really like Cody.
That's why I'll drive the twohours to go train with him and
he's done some private coachingfor me to prep for the meat man
and he's just.
We had that connection, justsomething about him and I was
like yeah, yeah, he knows, heknows how to work the meat push

(38:31):
and pull and get the meat.
Get the meat in the right yeah,work the meat whole he's gonna
hate me saying that.
Does he listen to this?
I don't know, but he's probablygonna to hear it and I'll never
get him on the podcast now.

Speaker 9 (38:48):
How long is the Nightman?
Two hours.

Speaker 7 (38:52):
Like length and girth , it's 98 pages so almost.
Hour and a half, maybe A littleover.

Speaker 9 (39:02):
You wrote 98 pages.

Speaker 10 (39:03):
I had to take some out.
Dang, that's a lot of writing.

Speaker 9 (39:06):
Did you type it?
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:08):
no, he used a quill.
I mean, I don't know he mighthave you see mcclactic so I have
a.
Do you have a quill?

Speaker 10 (39:15):
I don't even know what that is it's like the pen
with the feather.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Do you have a typewriter with the ink?
I?

Speaker 10 (39:21):
said you can't use big words.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
Quill is one.
Oh, it has a Q in it.
I'm sorry, qs are hard words.

Speaker 7 (39:29):
I have the script.

Speaker 9 (39:30):
Do you have a typewriter?

Speaker 10 (39:33):
My grandmother had one.
I do have.

Speaker 7 (39:37):
I do have scenes.

Speaker 10 (39:39):
I got the script in the car, don't you show that.

Speaker 9 (39:42):
Yeah the script is here somewhere Turkey.

Speaker 7 (39:47):
I'm also also gonna print some, oh it's on the shelf
.

Speaker 10 (39:49):
You put it on the bottom shelf, where it's
supposed to go so what I do forfor writing what I learned, it's
best for me because I've right,I've wrote three scripts so far
, one I'm still revising, whichis a comedy, which like five,
fifth or sixth revision.
On that, and every time I getone done, I'm just like man, I
don't, that's just a writer foryou.

(40:10):
They're never impressed withtheir own shit.
But so what helps me, though,is to just brainstorm for a
whole week to three days, walkaround, play my music in my
earbuds, and then I'll take apiece of paper and I'll write
one liners, just scenedescriptions, scene ideas, like

(40:32):
shane hits the guy in the headwith a bat, and that would just
be one line, and then I get ahundred of those that are really
interesting, and then, you knowthat's after.
I have a pretty good idea of mycharacters and stuff, and then
get those, and then, once I getthem all down where I got at
least a hundred, that's whenI'll sit down at the computer

(40:53):
and type, because there's manytimes where I'll sit at the
computer and try to type and I'mlike and you just stare yeah.
So at least sitting down you gotsome ammo to work with.
Then you just knock them out asmuch as you can.
So when I revise me man, it'slike 17 hours straight just
sitting there Damn Smokingcigarettes and marijuana

(41:18):
cigarettes.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Left-handed cigarettes Left-handed
cigarettes, yeah.

Speaker 10 (41:23):
Yes, always helps the cigarettes.
Yeah, yes, uh-huh, always helpsthe creativity.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Yeah, what's the music when you're?

Speaker 10 (41:32):
A lot of the same stuff I put it on repeat, yeah
and like weird stuff that youguys would probably make fun of.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Oh, please try.

Speaker 10 (41:41):
Like when I'm writing backgrounders Cupid
Shuffle.
I'll put that shit on repeat 15times in a row because that's
just like the beat of the now ofthe movie the pacing of it's
just that's fantastic actuallybut I just sit there, repeat,
repeat take me me to pound him.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Let's put this in the red tissue.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Yeah, I could have that, oh, I love her, so Cupid
Shuffle.

Speaker 10 (42:08):
Uh yeah, um Bawitaba no no, it's not Cupid.
Shuffle.
I'm sorry oh.

Speaker 9 (42:16):
Cupid Shuffle would have been great.
It's Shivers.
What the fuck is Shivers?
Shivers, I can't remember theguy's name Ed Sheeran, yeah
remember the guy's name edsheeran.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Yeah, oh, that's a great song.
Yeah, that that's.
How does that?
I just super daddied my pantsis that how it goes?

Speaker 9 (42:33):
no, oh, cupid shuffle is a little different.

Speaker 10 (42:35):
I can hear it's almost like every wedding, yes,
it's ever.
But I can hear it.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
I kind of wish it had been cuba shuffle, actually,
yeah oh my god, you're fartingfor the meat man.

Speaker 10 (42:56):
I like that song.
Um uh, put your lights on byeverlast and santana.
I'll play that one on repeat,especially when I get to a
certain point where I know thatsong.
So I try to get that song inthere.
It's sixty thousand dollarsjust to put it in the meat man
jeez, 60 grand.
Why for the amount?

(43:17):
Of time that we want and yeah,and two huge artists that's
crazy wow jeez so just hey, justlet me and.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Taylor, do a cover of it.
Yeah, we could do Shaggy oh.

Speaker 9 (43:27):
I would love this.
Anybody wants to cover it.
You got me on the count, herewe go.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Two classy cunts.
Oh True, house corner with twoclassy cunts Damn.
Is that real that?

Speaker 1 (43:45):
was us.

Speaker 9 (43:47):
You can have that in one of your scenes where there
is a coffee shop.
Oh my god, can you?

Speaker 4 (43:52):
have a podcast in the movie.
Let me write a scene.

Speaker 10 (43:58):
So a sequel, a sequel could have all kinds of
shit in it.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Fuck yeah.

Speaker 10 (44:02):
This one's pretty much set in stone.
I'm just kidding.
I would never actually ask that.
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Yeah, we had one segment on one podcast and it
didn't even work.

Speaker 10 (44:12):
True.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Crime Corner with two classic cunts.

Speaker 10 (44:14):
Yeah, that was hard.

Speaker 7 (44:15):
It didn't even record did it?

Speaker 4 (44:16):
No, it didn't record.
Was that the?

Speaker 9 (44:18):
one yeah.

Speaker 7 (44:18):
Catastrophic failure.
Yeah, lost all audio.
The best podcast ever.

Speaker 9 (44:27):
You could do some Creed.
Yep, they're hot right nowthere you go, so they're
trending, so when people searchit.

Speaker 10 (44:39):
Do y'all do karaoke.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
I live for karaoke.

Speaker 10 (44:41):
She does.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
It's my favorite thing in the world.

Speaker 7 (44:44):
I try to get Taylor to do Thong song.

Speaker 9 (44:46):
I sound like a drowned cat.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
No karaoke Is my very favorite thing.

Speaker 10 (44:52):
What's your?

Speaker 4 (44:52):
favorite song.
Well, I always start with BlackVelvet, always, but I like some
Patsy Cline.

Speaker 9 (45:01):
I like, she likes the usual, some the typical girl
Dreams, you know Fleetwood.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Mac.
I'm like she looks the usual,some the typical girl.
Mm-hmm, uh Dreams, you know,fleetwood Mac.
Mm-hmm.
But I take requests.

Speaker 7 (45:14):
Yeah, you do I do Bonnie Raitt.
Well, I do.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Bonnie Raitt, you're right, mm-hmm.

Speaker 10 (45:19):
Are you a karaoke-er ?
Jewel, can you do Jewel?
I can do Jewel.

Speaker 7 (45:22):
She's got a hell of a voice.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Mm-hmm, a karaoke ear , I can do.

Speaker 7 (45:25):
Jewel?
What about Pat Benatar?

Speaker 4 (45:28):
I have done Pat Benatar.

Speaker 7 (45:32):
Yep, she likes her karaoke.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
I do, but someone won't ever take me.

Speaker 9 (45:37):
No, they're old, you can't do that anymore, I know.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
It starts super late.

Speaker 9 (45:41):
You're being bad.

Speaker 7 (45:43):
We did have fun one night.
We sat on the couch.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
On the couch karaoke.

Speaker 7 (45:48):
Drank and turned on Spotify on the TV With the
lyrics On.
Spotify, we'll play lyrics orshow the lyrics as well, and we
just sang for two hours.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Dogs love that they were not happy Shut up what is
outside.

Speaker 9 (46:09):
She's like a puppet at heart Did you record it?

Speaker 7 (46:13):
No, we should have.
We should have.
I sound beautiful when I sing,so we should have recorded it.

Speaker 10 (46:22):
So you're going to be on set Saturday, right?

Speaker 9 (46:25):
Mm-hmm, actress in the making Background.
Look at her.

Speaker 7 (46:31):
Got to start somewhere.

Speaker 10 (46:34):
Yeah, I got plenty of background, man Sweet.

Speaker 7 (46:39):
Yeah she actually did special effects.
Did do special effects.
Did I have one of these?
You were also taking behind thescenes videos and photos for.
Brindley.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Oh really I did.

Speaker 10 (46:54):
I love Brindley man.
That was a great show.
It was good.

Speaker 7 (47:00):
Yeah, you did great, we've been trying to get Jeremy
Scott on the podcast but we'regoing to have to probably do a
Zoom and have him Zoom into this.
That's weird, I know.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
All the way in the taliqua I know Thank you?

Speaker 10 (47:15):
Yeah, I really enjoyed that.
I mean I love serial killerstuff, you know, and that's what
I watch on YouTube, just allday long when.

Speaker 9 (47:23):
I'm not doing something.
Murder in the first degree.

Speaker 7 (47:25):
She loves the murder.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
It's like my favorite thing in the whole world.
It's true crime, shit.

Speaker 10 (47:30):
Like that Jeepers Creepers scene where remember,
have you seen that?
Mm-hmm, Probably.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
You saw, that.
Yeah, remember we had a wholeconversation about this oh yeah,
yeah.

Speaker 9 (47:39):
Yeah, no, you're talking about Because, yeah,
because we were talking aboutlike the truck, yeah, and he's
the scary, like he's wearing atrench coat, yeah.

Speaker 10 (47:46):
That truck is a character in itself.
Exactly, that's true, that'swhat we're trying to do with the
meat truck.

Speaker 9 (47:51):
Yeah, oh yeah, it was that little bit of blood on it
and it's all white Black.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Oh, is that the face?
Is that the face you made?
I can go with black too.

Speaker 10 (48:02):
I can picture it though.
And it's like yeah, it's goingto be freaky.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
I bet, if you need sound effects, yeah, that's good
.

Speaker 10 (48:17):
But the scene where he's throwing the bloody sheet
down the sewer.
That was that was based on anactual unsolved mystery case
that happened in michigan.
Oh, and so the opening scene isoff, based off a real unsolved
mystery with robert stack backin the day.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
That's crazy.

Speaker 7 (48:35):
I didn't know that cool, I thought there was gonna
be like a true crime thing goingon with this uh pastor whose
wife, suddenly uh decided totake her own life oh yes, excuse
me, it's gonna be a documentaryon that where's that at.
I don't remember where it was at.

(48:56):
This just happened a few daysago, but, um, I did see a guy
reporting on it and said thatthey do.
The authorities have video andthey release the videos of her
walking into a pawn shop buyingthe firearm, and then another

(49:17):
like showing her driving to thislake where she unalived herself
lake where she unalived,unalived herself, um.
So I mean, I was kind of hopingwe were going to get a juicy
story as bad as that sounds,because that guy seems like a

(49:38):
scumbag.
Her husband, yeah, yeah, likethis happened in the last week
her her husband was hanging outwith a girl, cheating on her and
stuff like that.

Speaker 9 (49:49):
So she killed him.

Speaker 7 (49:51):
She killed herself, the girl that he was dating, her
husband, mysteriously dies likedrowns.
He officiated that funeral, soit was just all like this guy's
creepy as fuck and he was sayingduring the service be doing a

(50:25):
service and talking nice aboutsomeone and not having to make
it up or lie Like all thoseother people, that if you did a
bunch of services, for otherpeople.
You were lying about how goodthose people were.
Yes, you're a fucking douche.
Yes, you're a fucking douche.

(50:45):
Yes, but he probably caused her,drove her to do that.
You know what really scared me.

Speaker 10 (50:55):
I think it was last year we were here in Oklahoma.
It's like five or sixconstruction workers, all about
our age, our size, come up upmissing.
It's like okay, and uh, theyjust vanish.
Two weeks later they find theirtorsos in the river.

(51:15):
Yeah, and I'm thinking if theycan abduct six full-grown ass
men, grown men grown men Inbroad daylight Wow.

Speaker 11 (51:24):
How did I not hear that?

Speaker 10 (51:25):
Was it aliens.
Yeah.
I'm terrified of this state.
I'm not kidding.
There's so many things herethat scare the shit out of me.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Someone said I saw something on TikTok one time
that said something like that ifAustralia is the country that
tries to kill you, Oklahoma isthe state that tries to kill you
.
I'm like, oh, why?
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (51:50):
And.
I like Oklahomans like you guysare tough.
You guys you don't even care,like we were talking about the
tornado.
It's like big deal.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
We don't care.

Speaker 10 (52:00):
It's normal, we just drink about it.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
I'm telling you, yeah , yeah, it's normal and we just
drink about it.

Speaker 9 (52:03):
I'm telling you, yeah , that's what I did on Monday
night Just drank, watch theweather and drank.

Speaker 7 (52:09):
There's been so many drunk nights because of storms
here lately.
Well.

Speaker 9 (52:15):
We had.

Speaker 7 (52:16):
Cody Mayo's retreat.

Speaker 9 (52:18):
Yeah, are we going to take shelter.

Speaker 7 (52:19):
Wake up at 2.30 in the morning.
At 2.30 in the morning becausewe got to go up to this hill
where this house was that had a$40,000 safe room built in it,
and so I am midnight time edibleLike I'm just.
What are we going to do?

(52:40):
Oh, we got to.
Oh, okay, were you in yourunderwear.
Yeah, I had to put my shorts on.
You should have just walked outof your underwear.

Speaker 9 (52:48):
I was just wearing my sandals, yeah walk sandals in a
tornado, come on, I don't knowI was high as shit.

Speaker 10 (52:55):
What did you?

Speaker 7 (52:55):
guys have to do Go run from a tornado.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
That was headed in our direction.
Take shelter.
2.30 in the morning.

Speaker 7 (53:02):
Yeah, I'm glad someone was watching the news.
You were fucked up, where'd yourun?
We had three cars designatedthat everyone would jump into
and we kind of had an assignedcar.
So we kind of had a plan that'scool but loaded up, drove up to
this house and hung out at thishouse house and got ready to go

(53:26):
into the safe room if we neededto.
Thankfully we didn't have to,but we didn't get back down to
the cabins till 3.30.
And so now I'm like damn.

Speaker 10 (53:40):
Got to eat another one.

Speaker 7 (53:42):
So I ate a half of one and I went back to sleep
pretty fast.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
But where was I?

Speaker 7 (53:52):
We get out of the trucks to go to the cabin.
And then I started talking likeI was on Jeopardy and I said
I'll take running from a tornadoat 2.30 am while midway through
my nighttime edible for athousand, alex, like I was just

(54:16):
so out of it.
But good plan you were home byyourself.
Without me.
So was I, but she did have.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
I wasn't by myself.

Speaker 9 (54:31):
Oh excuse me.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
Our son was here.

Speaker 7 (54:35):
He was very good.
He was very good.

Speaker 10 (54:37):
You have a safe room here, shelter in the garage,
hiding hole in the garage and wedid have to get in it, because
Oklahoma don't have basements.
No.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
Can't because of the clay.

Speaker 13 (54:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
Because it leaches too much moisture.

Speaker 9 (54:50):
I just rode it out, woo-hoo, woo-hoo.

Speaker 10 (54:54):
You don't come over here when Hell no, she's like 30
minutes away.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
Yeah, she lives further away.

Speaker 7 (55:00):
I don't care my parents a cellar.

Speaker 9 (55:02):
Take me away, but it smells musky.
There's spiders.

Speaker 7 (55:07):
I don't think anyone's been down in it.

Speaker 9 (55:12):
Oh, Sarah and Molly get down it all the time.

Speaker 7 (55:16):
They record movies in there, no wonder they were
getting sick all the time.
Oh shit, on the black mold,probably, they recorded a bunch
of movies down there.
Snuff films.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
He's a little movie maker.

Speaker 7 (55:30):
It makes sense.
When our parents' chihuahuadied, rusty, oh, and they had
him in a box.
I don't know if they buried himyet.

Speaker 9 (55:41):
Well, it was raining, so they couldn't.
It rained for three days.

Speaker 7 (55:45):
Molly's like where's Rusty, and they were like Rusty
died, we have him in the box.
And she's like I want to seehim.
Can I see his body?
Can I see his body?
She's a little serial killer.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
She's a little psychopath.

Speaker 9 (56:02):
She is, she's the one who carries the dolphin hair.
She is, she's the one carriesthe doll one leg lacy, god.
She just sits on the diningroom table.
I'm like, get that fuckingthing out of.

Speaker 7 (56:12):
There's a there's a character for you, yeah, like in
one leg, lacy, and some film ofyours, you can have some fucked
up family's little girl comewalking out of her bedroom down
the hallway just holding thisdoll by its hair, with no leg
she's so funny One leg lacy.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
She is funny.

Speaker 10 (56:32):
I've always been turned off by like ghost movies,
you know, for some reason Like.

Speaker 9 (56:37):
Poltergeist.

Speaker 10 (56:39):
Yeah, well, like Exorcist, I like that kind of
stuff More like a paranormalactivity?

Speaker 7 (56:45):
Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 10 (56:47):
I just can't buy into it.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
Do you not believe in ghosts?

Speaker 10 (56:50):
No, I totally believe in them.
Let's hear it.
I think there's more goodspirits than there are bad.

Speaker 9 (56:57):
I agree, I can see that.
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 10 (56:59):
I mean, I've had encounters.

Speaker 9 (57:02):
Tell us Of the third kind we are paranormal
investigators ghost hunters weused to have a team nope,
paranormal nope I'll tell you acrazy story.

Speaker 10 (57:13):
So I mean, I have many, so I can't tell you them
all, but um you can but one.
Uh, I lost a bud, a good friend.
His name's Carlos Carlos LaRonHouse Down in Georgia, and this
was in like 2014 or 15.
Anyway, we were doing adocumentary on the Georgia

(57:38):
lottery.
We just started.
It was like two months in,maybe a month in, and we had
filmed like 10 times just himcashing tickets and playing, me
playing, my neighbor playingthere's like five or six guys in
this and, um, carlos says, uh,one day he comes to me and he

(57:59):
says, hey man, I mean I don'tthink it matters, but I don't
think his family is going towatch, but he was a drug dealer.
And entrepreneur.
He was just out of prison, youknow, was in there for a while
for drugs, got out, had a babytrying to change his life around
and he's got to, that's all heknows.

(58:22):
Sell drugs, yeah, he tells me.
One day.
He says hey, man, if anythingever happens to me, you know,
have them get it looked at,because I don't do these drugs
that I sell.
And I said what do you sell?
He says I sell rocks, he's, anda weed, that's it.
Rocks, he's pills, it was likea form of OxyCat.

(58:46):
I've never done them, I haven'tdone drugs in 14, 15 years.
So anyways, he says.
He says if anything everhappens to me, get it looked at.
I said okay.
I said if any, if you die, Isaid uh, you got to come back.
Tell me the winning lottonumber yeah, that's a fucking
joke, yeah and he's like if youdie before me, you come back.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
I said hell yeah, I will.

Speaker 10 (59:08):
Man afterlife pact man and so then one day he comes
to me and his, uh, he says, hey, man, I need to borrow a
thousand bucks.
And I said, for what?
And he said, well, I got aquarter pound of weed fronted to
me and uh, then I got robbedand the guy that fronted it

(59:29):
wants me to pay him.
I said, well, that's how thatshit works.
Yeah, I can take something oncalled economy and he goes.
But uh, the guy that fronted itto me, I think he's the one who
had me robbed.

Speaker 9 (59:40):
Oh.

Speaker 10 (59:41):
Man, you got to get away from these people.
And so then I go over to hisapartment and this is you know.
I get over there and he'stelling me hey man, he's going
to come to my poker game.
I was going to give him a rideto my poker game.
He didn't have a car, and so hegets.
I'm gonna try to shorten thisup but sure so he.

(01:00:03):
He comes in and, uh, his dealershows up and he tells me he puts
his arm around me.
He said get out of here, man.
It's like that's no good.
I think this is the guy youknow oh so I'm in the parking
lot.
I'm like, you're you good?
He's like, yeah, he texted me.
He's like, go, go, I'll show upto your house later.
Shows up a few hours laterhappy as hell.

(01:00:23):
He's like in front of me anotherone, he said I could work it
off.
I'm like, oh cool, so I don'tgot to loan you no money to get
you out of this jam and I'veonly year or so you know.
But he's really really goodfriend of mine, you know, in
that year.
And so then one day he leavesmy poker game and then he goes

(01:00:46):
home and that was it, and myhostess took him home, dropped
him off, and she says shedropped him off and she left and
um he, she called me nextmorning saying he's dead in his
room like, how did it happen?
she's like she goes, I don'tknow.
His roommate just called me andsaid he's dead.

(01:01:06):
So I call him.
No, nothing, obviously he waspassed away and uh.
So then, uh, about a night goesby and I'm sitting there and
I'm sleeping.
I just ran a poker game.
I'm sleeping, I have mygirlfriend in my bed and I wake

(01:01:27):
up to my real name's Pat.
Wake up.
Yo Pat, wake up.
Man, it's me, yo Pat.
I hear it clear as day and I'min a loft, so I'm thinking he's
not dead.
It's me, yo Pat.
I hear it clear as day and I'min a loft, so I'm thinking he's
not dead.
It's Carlos and he's not dead,cool.
So I get up, I go down thisspiral staircase and there's

(01:01:48):
nobody in my house, nobody there.
So I go back upstairs and sitdown and I'm like I don't know
if that was a dream or what.
So then I wake back up or Istay awake and I hear it again
clear as day hey, pat, it's me,carlos, you got to play my
numbers, you got to play mynumbers.
And I hear it just like I'mtalking to you, but I can't see

(01:02:10):
anything.
And I'm looking at mygirlfriend and she's passed out.
And I'm like, okay, she'spassed out and.
I'm like, okay, like you know.
And then, and then he tells meyou got to tell my family I was
murdered.
I swear to God I would nevermake this up because I know I

(01:02:31):
look fucking crazy.
But he tells, he tells me thatand I was like I play his
numbers.
He had the same numbers hewould play every week His
favorite numbers, two, three,2,3-2-3, and then all the triples.
He started getting me into thelottery because the triples
hadn't hit 3-3-3, 4-4-4, 5-5.
It hadn't hit in like a monthand a half.

(01:02:51):
He's like play the triples For$1, you make $580 if it hits.
So I started playing the triples.
Well, anyway, now he, now hedies.
I hear him, he talks to me.
I go tell my buddies they'relike you're fucking nuts dude.
Yeah, I'm like I know and uh,so then the next night we run
another game and then it's aboutfive in the morning.

(01:03:13):
I got my friend cj there and uh, and I'm rolling a joint and I
hear yo, pat, bet every pennyyou have on triple threes
tomorrow.
And I was just like what thefuck?
And I said CJ, did you hearthat?
He's like no.
I said Carlos just told me tobet every penny on triple threes

(01:03:34):
.
Let me back up.
I left the part I played hisnumbers.
I won $500.
One day I won $500.
One day I won 500.
That night, I want another 500the next morning.

Speaker 12 (01:03:44):
I want another five.

Speaker 10 (01:03:45):
Holy shit, all on his numbers and I went to his
funeral and I told his familyand then I got ahold of them on
Facebook.
I told him everything I'mhearing and what he's saying and
I was up 1500, some dollars inliterally two days, because
there's two draws a day.
And then he comes through betevery penny on triple three.
And so I said it sounds like hesaid bet every penny on triple

(01:04:06):
three.
So CJ's like well, you betterdo it.
It was like 4 or 5 in themorning, gas station wasn't open
, couldn't buy a ticket at thetime.
Set my alarm, go to sleep.
Cj says I'm'm gonna play it too.
He goes home and then I wake upat uh, I was supposed to play
the draw by 11 45.

Speaker 9 (01:04:25):
I had my alarm set for 11 am.
I woke up at 3 pm.

Speaker 10 (01:04:26):
Damn it, I had a text from cj bro, you're fucking
rich 333 hit, fuck, and Ididn't have one oh my god, I
would have got 580 bucks forevery $1, I bet.
And I fucking lost my mind,dude.
I mean, I just lost my mind.
I gave away my job, I gave awayeverything.

(01:04:46):
And then I moved back toMichigan and I quit the poker.
Quit running poker.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
Holy shit, that's wild, that's crazy Dang man.
I believe oh Shane's doing math.
Yeah, is that crazy Dang.
And I believe oh Shane's doingmath.
Yeah, is that right?
Yeah, I mean, that's what mathis.

Speaker 7 (01:05:02):
How much 750K.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Damn On 1,500.

Speaker 10 (01:05:07):
Yeah, damn, and I had like two or three grand in
my pocket, so Wow.

Speaker 9 (01:05:13):
Some on my beach.

Speaker 10 (01:05:14):
Yeah, and that really did mess my head up.

Speaker 9 (01:05:17):
I bet Hell, yeah man.

Speaker 10 (01:05:20):
You know, I mean, he got me the 1500.

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
Have you heard from him since?

Speaker 10 (01:05:25):
No, not one word since then.

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
Dang, he's probably annoyed as fuck with you, right?

Speaker 10 (01:05:29):
now yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:05:29):
He's like oh, you didn't want it, oh, you don't
want to play my game Fine.

Speaker 10 (01:05:39):
Stupid ass.
Yeah, I'll never forget that.
But uh, that's what made memove back to michigan.
And then uh, and then my bestfriend passed away three years
later.
Up in michigan is my bestfriend for 32 years and in the
most insane way um which, I wasthere that night and I don't
want to get into that, but uh, Iwas definitely there that night
.
I was awake with him all nighttill seven in the morning and uh

(01:06:04):
.
And then the medical examinercomes over and says hey, man,
when's the last time you sawyour friend?
I said seven in the morning.
I said the microwave said 7, 11, I remember because I was.
I remember thinking to myselfholy shit, it's seven in the
morning.
I was awake with him all night.
He was having a good night youknow what I mean and doing his
thing.
I'm the sober guy stayed upwith him all night.

(01:06:27):
I go to bed.
His brother wakes me up.
Yo, he's dead.
And then uh medical examinersays when did you see him?
I said seven in the morning.
He goes.
There's no way he was alive atseven.
He said he wouldn't have beenalive past three am because
rigamortis and pulmonary edemais set in the different parts of
the body.

(01:06:47):
I mean the windows are open.
It's below 32 degrees he'swearing only shorts, oh damn I
don't know what to tell them,but I'm not changing my story
because you know I saw him allnight and hung out with him and
then the neighbor comes over andwas like.
I saw him at 6 30 in the morningand the autopsy still comes out

(01:07:10):
they told me.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
It said like two or three am so weird, so it's just
the whole fucking weird makesyou wonder man like was I
talking to a fucking ghost allnight?

Speaker 10 (01:07:21):
I don't believe that .
But do I believe carlos was aghost?
Yes, for sure.
I just think they got the theautopsy wrong.
I'm my friend god, that's awful.

Speaker 9 (01:07:32):
My grandma used to come to me in my dream yeah oh
yeah, what happened?
She was just was just like.
It was just like a calming andlike you're okay, everything's
fine.
It wasn't like we weren't doinganything, it was just that she
would show up and talk to me andjust be like it's all good,
you're okay.

Speaker 10 (01:07:51):
You want a tater tot casserole, and then which I
don't want to get, the kittylitter.

Speaker 9 (01:07:59):
When I get really stressed out, I smell my other
grandma.

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
Oh, nanny remember I texted you that one day just
smells like her car.

Speaker 9 (01:08:06):
I don't know how to explain it, but if I get like
really sad or like stressed out,remember I texted you that one
day yeah yeah, we heard a bunchof shit happened at work and
we're losing a bunch of monkeysand I was like super upset about
it and like for for like threedays straight, yeah, every time
I would like, and it wasdifferent places, it wasn't like
just at my house, it'd be likein my car at work.
And I remember asking somebodyat work I was like, do you smell
that?
And they were like what?

(01:08:28):
And I was like it smells likeold women perfume, like flowery
old women perfume, and they werelike you're not tricking us to
inhale your fart again, Taylor.
No, they were like nope.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
I don't remember what her car smelled like Other than
like perfume she wore to church.

Speaker 9 (01:08:49):
Old lady farts.

Speaker 7 (01:08:53):
You smell like a gassy old nanny, you have.

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
We had just started dating and I saw my grandpa,
papa, papa, uh, I had like alike a night terror kind of
thing and I woke up and I wasstuck like I couldn't I could
not move, but I was wide fuckingawake and papa was standing
just sleep paralysis in the yeah, sleep paralysis, that was
that's what it was.
He was standing just sleepparalysis in the sleep paralysis

(01:09:18):
, so it was that's what it was.
He was standing in the cornerof my bedroom with someone else,
though Like he had someone withhim who was shorter than him
and younger than him, but Ididn't know who.
It was Creepy.
But he was standing there likeshowing.
It was like I got the feelinglike not that he was showing me
this other person, but he wasshowing this other person who I

(01:09:38):
was.
And I'm laying there and I'mlike okay, okay, okay.
And finally, I don't know if Isaid it out loud or if I just
thought it really loud I think Isaid it out loud.
I said, okay, papa, I see you.
And then he was gone and I waslike, fine, I was awake.
She's awesome get out of here.
Yeah, damn, I was awake therest of the night and we had
just started dating.
And he calls me in the morningwhile I'm getting ready and he's

(01:10:00):
like, hey, how'd you sleep?
I was like, well, I'm gonnatell you something and you might
think I'm a crazy person, but Isaw my dead grandfather and he
was like, oh, tell me about it.
I was like, oh, but um I?
So then I tell my mom's a bug,I tell my mom, my cousin, about
it, and they both immediately,were immediately were like, oh,

(01:10:21):
he was showing that was, thatmust have been his brother,
because his brother was young,like 20 or so, I think, when he
died in a logging accident um,and he was uncle and he was a
lot smaller than papa and hecleared.
He was like I'm sure he was justshowing you off and you just
caught him.
You caught him and I felt likeit was just showing you off and
you just caught him.
Yeah, and I felt like it waskind of a because I'd been in a

(01:10:42):
super terrible relationshipprior to meeting shane and I
feel like it was papa.
Like you can keep this one,this one's good that's cool and
it was it was this like visceral, like I.
It felt like him, ew, like itfelt like it's weird Getting up

(01:11:03):
early in the morning with himand having coffee in the kitchen
.
It was that weird, sameemotional feeling, but without
it happening.
It was wild.

Speaker 7 (01:11:09):
Then I saw Our brains are weird.
Who I think was grandpa, uncleJohn and grandma.
Oh shit, grandpa, uncle Johnand Grandma.
Oh shit.
It was either the night beforeher body passed on.

(01:11:30):
I'm thinking her spirit hadalready gone.
Because I mean she was onhospice, but Mom had called us
earlier and was like yeah, youbetter come up tomorrow or
something and anyway.
So that night we do our bedroutine.
Boys are in bed, we lay downand I can't go to sleep and I'm

(01:11:55):
probably fussing a little bit.
And Casey was like are yougoing to go to sleep?
We got to get up early so wecan get up to the hospice place.
And uh, I said I I can't.
She was like what, what's goingon?
Well, there's, there's threepeople at near the foot of our
bed looking at us right now,jesus Christ.

(01:12:18):
And room was dark.
And then after a few moments Icould kind of make out grandpa
with his bald head and unclejohn looking like fucking jesus
hippie.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Yeah, and then little old grandma oh, oh, like they
had her and it was like it waslike grandma and them coming
going.

Speaker 7 (01:12:41):
Hey, yeah, she's, but it's cool, yeah, we have her.
So, yeah, good feeling.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
Yeah, and then, and then right after, like as soon
as he said there's three peopleat the foot of our bed, I was
like, okay, who is it?
Who is it?
Who is it?
And he takes a minute, and hesaid it's grandpa and uncle john
and grandma.
I think, yeah, I thinkgrandma's gone and he's I mean
just like relaying, reportingthe information.
And he said, okay, they're gonenow.
And then he laid down, he wentto sleep and I was like, oh god,

(01:13:09):
yeah, but then we've, we hadkind of I mean, it's not active,
we still have all the equipmentbut had a paranormal
investigation team and didseveral investigations and was
that in here?
uh or a different place.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, weinvestigated oh, where we saw.

Speaker 7 (01:13:28):
Well, oh no, we were in a different house.
Okay, yeah, uh she was at herapartment and then we were at
when we lived on barber streetin norman our first tiny little
house and you had a cat ghost.

Speaker 4 (01:13:42):
Oh, and then yes and then in the house that we so.
Barber was our first.
Yeah, barber was our first housethat we lived in together, and
then while we upgraded while wewere waiting for this house to
be built, we'd moved into adifferent renner house merkle
house and that house was cool asshit and it was haunted as fuck
and uh, we had a ghost cat,like to the point where other
people saw it all the time, andthe dog saw it all the time and

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would confront her and go you'rea liar and she would go.

Speaker 7 (01:14:09):
What are you talking about?
You told me you're allergic tocats, and I just saw your cat.

Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
No, I'm very allergic to a cat and that's just ghost
cat.

Speaker 10 (01:14:20):
That's ghost cat.
Have you seen the cat?

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
Oh yeah, we saw it all the time and it was like a
big gray cat, Just a pretty bigfluffy gray cat Church.

Speaker 9 (01:14:29):
It was church.

Speaker 7 (01:14:30):
And I caught it on EVP because we did an
investigation at that house andI caught it EVP.

Speaker 9 (01:14:37):
What did it do, meow?

Speaker 11 (01:14:40):
yeah because I was.

Speaker 7 (01:14:41):
We were in what was logan's room at the time and had
his bedroom door open.
Of course lights are off and sobefore an investigation we go
through the house, uh, we take,uh, um, baseline.
We take baseline readings forelectromagnetic EMF stuff

(01:15:02):
Because usually a lot of peoplewill report that they see things
or they feel weird in thekitchen in their cooking, and
then we take an EMF detector inthere and their microwave is
just giving off crazy amounts ofemf.
Old electrical wiring can do itand that can fuck with your

(01:15:25):
body.
So do that all through thehouse and everything was pretty
normal.
Um, but we're in my son's room,lights are off and in the dark I
can still see like this thingpacing right outside the door
like a cat would do creepy, andI was like that's a fucking cat.

(01:15:47):
So I slid my uh recorder overtowards the little doorway and I
don't, maybe I talked to thecat or something, I don't know.
And then you hear a.
But then we're all sitting inthe living room and we start

(01:16:10):
hearing cabinets open, spoons oncoffee mugs, and so the other
thing we do in a half before weinvestigate we're also looking
at those cabinet doors as ourthings shut, our things kind of
creeping open by themselves, youknow, because you don't want to

(01:16:31):
get freaked out over nothing,and uh.
So we hear all this stuff goingon in there and we walk in
there and the cabinet door abovewhere the coffee maker was was
open and it was like well,something was in there making
itself a cup of coffee.
That's what was going on.

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Another time it was ouryoungest son, logan's birthday.
He had a bunch of friends over,uh like a slumber party and I
told them y'all do what you want, but just don't play back in
the office area where my homeoffice and my computer and
everything was.
They're like okay, and sothey're playing, doing whatever,

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me and Casey sitting on thecouch watching a movie, and I
see the size of a 10-year-oldwalk from the kitchen into and
around into the office.
I was like who is it?
I told him.

Speaker 11 (01:17:32):
I had to go in there , these fucking kids.

Speaker 7 (01:17:34):
And then Logan had come through another doorway and
I said hey, where are you guysplaying at?
Are you guys in the office?
I told you to stay out of there.
He's like no, we're all in theformal or front room.
No, we're just hanging in herejust playing hide and go seek
around the living room in ourhallway and bedrooms.
Oh, that's spooky.

(01:17:58):
Oh that's spooky because ifthere would have been not a way
for them to go from the frontliving room to the kitchen, then
to the office, without usseeing them, anyway, yeah, but
it went from the kitchenstraight in.

Speaker 10 (01:18:12):
So was it just like transparent, or no it?

Speaker 7 (01:18:15):
was so.
It was dark so we had thelights off watching a movie, so
it just looked like what a humanwould look like in the dark.

Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
Like shadow dark.

Speaker 7 (01:18:25):
Because I was like what the fuck I'll tell you my
grandmother.

Speaker 10 (01:18:30):
She passed away of cancer and after she died, my
grandpa and me are standing inthe driveway.
Well, first I put my phone onthe table and my cigarette.
She wanted me to quit smoking.
She wanted me to quit drinkingand smoking.
I told her I quit drinking, umfair compromise.
Yeah and uh, I should have quitsmoking for sure.

(01:18:50):
So then I put my cigarettes inmy phone and I came over my
grandpa wasn't inside, he's outin his garage and then so I just
put my stuff down.
I phone and I came over mygrandpa wasn't inside, he's out
in his garage and then so I justput my stuff down, I go out,
say hi to him, come back inPhone's on the ground Cigarettes
are up against the wall, andthen he's telling me that he's

(01:19:10):
heard her almost every night.
So then we go in the drivewayand he's got these flags you put
in for gas lines or whatever.
Yeah.
And so there's five of them allin a row and he's just standing
there and he goes, he goes.
Linda, if you can hear us, showme a sign, and the one in the

(01:19:32):
middle bent 90 degrees one wayand then 90 degrees the other
way, and then it did it forthree minutes straight, and the
other two are just sitting therenope and it was instant when he
said that's crazy, it's just agood feeling you know,

Speaker 9 (01:19:52):
it is.

Speaker 10 (01:19:53):
It scares me, though it's at the same time yeah, but
my grandma was such a goodperson like.
And if it's your grandma comingin your dreams, you know that
good feeling.
Yeah, you know who it is, butyou can't, like I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:20:05):
I couldn't like see her.
Really I don't know him, butwhen I went to a medium I
stopped seeing her she doesn't.
It was like she came and toldme what she needed, and now I
don't see her anymore.
Oh, I don't see her anymore, ohmy Lord but I always felt weird
in that Merkle House.

Speaker 4 (01:20:18):
Yeah the Merkle House is haunted as fuck.

Speaker 9 (01:20:20):
I always felt very anxious in there, I did too.

Speaker 10 (01:20:23):
That's why I like the movie Ghostbusters, but it's
too kid version obviously Ifell in love with it when I was
a kid.
They needed a new age.
Ghostbusters 13 Ghosts.

Speaker 4 (01:20:37):
I thought was pretty close to what I was scary that
was a scary movie, but I likedit yeah, haunting of hill house.

Speaker 7 (01:20:44):
Yes, that was good, that was that one.

Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
Oh, it was on netflix .
Netflix, oh, if it's a series,my adhd won't.

Speaker 10 (01:20:50):
Oh, it's a fucking great track I like ghosts where
you can see them in the movies,but yeah as opposed to like
paranormal activity.

Speaker 4 (01:20:57):
You just see the things oh yeah, see things fine
like poltergeist activity andstuff like I mean the fuck.
The reality of the reality ofthat like happening is so blah
little bitch no, it was thefucking clown the

Speaker 7 (01:21:12):
clown in that movie and the clown in that, move me
in that movie uh, I don't knowwhich one of in that movie.
I don't know which one of ushad it.
I don't know if it was mine orif it was Lori's, but there was
a clown that clown why you had aclown at all In.
Nanny's house.
Yeah, she had Under the fuckingbed.

(01:21:33):
Me and Lori were sitting on itand then somehow we saw that
clown in Poltergeist and thenrealized that fucking clown is
under the fucking bed.

Speaker 9 (01:21:45):
She had some creepy toys Clowns are freaky.

Speaker 10 (01:21:47):
Clowns are freaky toys, it's a clown, and then
Captain Spaulding, I saw hisvoice.
I think I've sent you a couple,Probably Like you're that
stutter bitch Chicken fucker.
Oh Jesus Christ Woman, I gottatake a piss.

Speaker 12 (01:22:08):
Shit the bed, shit the bed for you.

Speaker 4 (01:22:11):
I love Stephen King's it though.

Speaker 10 (01:22:14):
That was the best one, pennywise is the best
character.

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
Iwise is the best character.
I love him so much.

Speaker 7 (01:22:22):
What about Killer Clowns from Outer Space?

Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
Funniest fucking movie I think I've ever seen.
Cotton Candy.
I love that movie.

Speaker 9 (01:22:30):
Do you see them remaking Ragnophobia?

Speaker 10 (01:22:33):
Ew, I'm excited for that that's a good one.
They're also remaking.

Speaker 7 (01:22:36):
The Toxic Avenger.
Oh lord, also remaking theToxic.

Speaker 9 (01:22:38):
Avenger.
Oh Lord, the what.

Speaker 7 (01:22:41):
The Toxic Avenger.

Speaker 4 (01:22:43):
Oh, is it going to be like socially toxic now?

Speaker 7 (01:22:45):
No no.

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
Like toxic masculinity.
What's his name?

Speaker 9 (01:22:50):
No, like toxic waste.

Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
Peter Dinklage.

Speaker 7 (01:22:53):
He's playing Toxie.

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
I don't know what that is.

Speaker 7 (01:22:58):
I'll show you later.
Toxic Crusader is like.

Speaker 9 (01:23:00):
She also didn't know what.

Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
Maximum Overdrive was Are you sure you don't want
your two liter of Fanta?

Speaker 10 (01:23:06):
I'm good right now.

Speaker 9 (01:23:08):
Thank you, you're welcome.
Maximum Overdrive.

Speaker 10 (01:23:10):
She didn't know what that was yeah, she didn't know
what that was.
I just noticed the door.

Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
That's cool.
That's you, man and the clackerboard Clack clack, clacker,
that's been all out for me.

Speaker 10 (01:23:20):
I've seen you had Erin Cook on her knees praying
to God Jesus.

Speaker 7 (01:23:25):
Yeah, we took her for a ride.

Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
I think we ruined her .

Speaker 7 (01:23:30):
I think we almost broke her, I think I scared her,
I think in a good way.

Speaker 9 (01:23:35):
She's cool Sometimes that happens.

Speaker 7 (01:23:37):
I wonder if she's cool.
Sometimes that happens.
I wonder if she's done thatrattlesnake technique on anyone,
I wonder if she's done that,maybe I think she's taken like
um.
So what is sad is um, tornadoeshave been happening around

(01:23:58):
Oklahoma here for last few weeksand, uh, there was a bad one in
sulfur that took out downtownsulfur caused a whole lot of
damage.
Um, people are canceling their.
They have a spa at the big like.
Oh, that's right, Aaron wouldwork on the weekends doing

(01:24:21):
massage therapy, and that's howshe made a bulk of her full-time
job.

Speaker 9 (01:24:26):
The sooth yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:24:28):
Money and people are canceling left and right, so she
doesn't have work out there.

Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
Oh, that sucks, I didn't even think about that.

Speaker 7 (01:24:35):
So she's taking bookings and she'll do in-home
stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:24:40):
Oh shit, Hell yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:24:42):
There we go.
I can afford that.

Speaker 10 (01:24:43):
She's a good person too.
She's really helped me out.
Anytime I have a question, Ihit her up and no matter what
she's doing, where she's at,she's always helped me, which
you know.
Sometimes you've got to pay forthat advice, but she's nice
enough to.
She just wants to see peoplesucceed you know, and that's why
she's helping homeless people.
That's why she's helping actors.

(01:25:05):
She's like doing so many things, so I really admire her for
sure yeah, she's a servant yeahyou've had.

Speaker 9 (01:25:16):
like all actors on this season, I'm a poker player
man, I'm not an actor.
Yeah, he's a poker player.
Poker player, I thought youwere a director.

Speaker 10 (01:25:23):
Yeah, he's a.
I'd like to be a director.
That's what I'm working towardsis being a director.

Speaker 9 (01:25:28):
Do you go to Las Vegas?

Speaker 10 (01:25:30):
I've only been there once.
That was insane.

Speaker 9 (01:25:33):
I bet.

Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
Yeah, but he's been playing poker here.
My cousin plays poker.
He's posted a little bit ofstuff.
Who plays poker?

Speaker 10 (01:25:43):
brian brian, that's right brian plays poker, you're
right.
So my, my best friend, his namewas sure bright, he's literally
like a brother to me.
He's my biggest supporter.
I mean, like when I there's afew years there where I'm down
and out, I mean I didn't havenothing, this guy was helping me
.
I mean like I just can't.
I mean I didn't have nothing,this guy was helping me.
I mean like I just can't.
I mean how many amount of timesthis guy would would have given

(01:26:04):
me the shirt off his back.
You know, and I would have donethe same for him if I, if I
could.
You know, there's differenttimes in your life where you're
up and he's down or vice versa,and we always had each other's
backs, you know.
And then when and he was hellof a poker player, like we would
go to all these poker gamestogether and we even split first

(01:26:24):
and second a few times that'scool.
So then he passed away, and itwas just like after the poker
carlos which we find out that,uh, his family said that, um,
that it wasn't hit.
Somebody took a picture of hisdead body with his own cell
phone and sent it to a tollwaynumber.
Holy shit, yeah, so it's likeeverything he said to me.

Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
It was all real, it was all spot on, damn.

Speaker 10 (01:26:51):
But then sure, Dad, I just quit poker.

Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
That's so sad.

Speaker 10 (01:26:56):
But then I started four years later.
But that's so sad, but then Istarted four years later.
So, and and also another thing,because the spirit's like my
first time getting booked was onhis birthday.
Oh wow, you know my I got.
The first call was from um.
Okay, so jenkins, christina gotme a gig on microsros Story

(01:27:17):
Behind the Story, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
Story.

Speaker 10 (01:27:19):
Behind the Story.
I love that.
Impact Productions is myfavorite and I'd like to work
with them more, but there's justso much competition in Oklahoma
with these actors, so I gotbooked on that, but I hadn't
been there yet.
It was like, hey, two weeksfrom now you're gonna go.
Well.

(01:27:39):
Then, like on shelby's birthday, may 14th, I got the email from
another movie, uh, as a to bein the background, and, um, it
was on his birthday when I gotthat, and I was just like this
is him 100 getting me this,that's awesome
yeah, so, and then now when Iplay poker, I feel the same way,

(01:28:00):
like these.
I have a lot of friends whohave passed away in the last
five and six years and I feellike they're all there with me.
And my grandpa just passed away, just this past year, you know,
he was like a dad to me, sobecause of my grandparents were
able to do the meat man yeah, Imean, they left me so.
And then obviously there's alot of people that involved in

(01:28:24):
the meat man.
One person I'll shout out isLindsay Smith, my ex-girlfriend.
Yeah, we both bumped heads, butI mean she's.
She had my back the entire time.
Tulsa, we went to fucking hellin this state.
Yeah, we went to Mike Rosepremiere with no water on and we

(01:28:49):
literally washed ourselves withwater bottles.

Speaker 4 (01:28:53):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 10 (01:28:54):
We had to go to the Mike Rose premiere.
Two days later we got the waterturned on and then a month
later got shut off again.
That's just how.
How tight money was here andfor sure with this economy and
our rent was 1500 a month andutilities were like 600.
And then food and biodynamicsand you just ate you alive so

(01:29:16):
for sure but um, but she wasjust super special, I mean, you
know, and every time I was like,hey, I'm like man, I sent this
to this guy and they didn't likeit, man, and she'd be like you
sent it to the wrong person,then send it somewhere else yeah
find somebody they're gonna,somebody's gonna come.
That's what happened, andeventually a few people started

(01:29:36):
reading it and then it just Idon't know, everybody seems to
love it.
So hopefully, uh, hopefully, Idon't fuck it up you know what I
mean.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
There's a lot of good people involved in this.

Speaker 9 (01:29:49):
So after saturday do you finish it?

Speaker 10 (01:29:51):
after saturday we'll be the the finished of the
proof of concept, the trailer,and then we'll edit it and then
bring out a nice pitch deck andwe have three people in mind
right now.
We're gonna pitch to.
We kind of have a number inmind of what we're asking for,

(01:30:12):
but we're gonna go through afterwe finish this proof of concept
to finalize the budget, becausesome and film in the film
business, like one day you got alocation, the next day you
don't.
It's just a tornado comesthrough and changes it all, yeah
, whole landscape change.

(01:30:38):
So we put this out over a yearago and things we had last year,
just you know.
So it's tough, but we'll puttogether a budget as best we can
and then go in there and pitchand we're not going to let them
recast it I'll move out of theway as director.
That is something I will do.
If somebody's like you know,somebody really wants to take
this over, yeah, sure, butyou're going to do it with Shane
Hargis and trey sweet and thenbrian grace and barbie bailey

(01:31:02):
and barbara myrna, I mean troypowell, mike graham dave,
eagleson's the detective I meanthere's so many great actors in
this movie.
And then you have nick sweezy isour cinematographer.
He is amazing.
If you don't know him, look himup.
He's going to do a great jobwith it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:26):
Brian Grace is such a sweet dude.
He's so nice.
When Shane said that he's oneof the brothers, I was like
sweet Brian.

Speaker 7 (01:31:36):
Sweet Brian.
He's such a sweet man.

Speaker 4 (01:31:39):
Oh, but he can, I'm so excited to see him like lose
his shit.
I can't wait.
I mean this in a good way,Brian.

Speaker 7 (01:31:46):
Yeah, you can play up the creepy pal.

Speaker 10 (01:31:49):
But he's not creepy, he can do it all, he's so nice.
He actually auditioned foralmost every role.
I mean, he's a worker you know,what I'm saying.
This guy works hard, just likeanybody.
He was the last one cast, Ithink Denny was.

Speaker 9 (01:32:09):
Oh Denny, oh Denny.

Speaker 10 (01:32:14):
I think I might have made somebody mad.
You know where.
I had one guy in mind and thenI kind of went another way.

Speaker 11 (01:32:20):
How could you the drama?

Speaker 10 (01:32:21):
Yeah, I feel bad for that kind of thing, you know,
but it's part of the business.
Yeah, I'm learning.

Speaker 7 (01:32:27):
Yeah, and it's just you kind of know what you have
in your head, what you see yourcharacter as.
So, yeah, I can see that.

Speaker 10 (01:32:37):
And a lot of lot of it is is like so when you cast
one guy, so we started withderrick and uh, which is shane,
and um, so, uh, you were in mytop three and I wasn't leaning
towards you, I'll be honest.
And uh, and Nick, nick Sweezydid.

(01:32:59):
He loved your audition when hesent me back his top picks for
all the characters.
That's when I went andre-watched your audition and I
said, hell yeah, this is there,and I couldn't get out of my
head.
After that, once Nick was right, it was like this is the guy,
so we hit you first.
And then we get couldn't getout of my head.
After that, once nick was right,it was like this is the guy,

(01:33:20):
and uh, so we, we hit you first,and then we get um, trey, sweet
and his dean.
Now everybody's got to besimilar in nature.
That's the hardest part.
So one guy that we had in mindfor denny, and then we actually
pull the trigger on derrick andthem and then, well, we can't go
with you because you got tolook related.

(01:33:41):
Yeah, it won't look right.
That's the tough part.
It's not always about the bestaudition.
It's about is the auditiongoing to work with these other
auditions?

Speaker 9 (01:33:50):
Do they look alike?

Speaker 7 (01:33:52):
Yeah, I would say Fucking, fuck, oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:33:56):
I don't know what Trey looks like off the top of
my head, but I mean you and.
Brian can certainly favor eachother.

Speaker 7 (01:34:03):
There's definitely similarities that you can go.

Speaker 4 (01:34:06):
I'm sure.

Speaker 10 (01:34:07):
That it's believable yeah yeah, that it's believable
.

Speaker 7 (01:34:11):
It doesn't come off as forced.

Speaker 10 (01:34:11):
Almost like hey, what was?
Maybe the mom ran around alittle bit, who knows.

Speaker 4 (01:34:16):
But they're all looking a little bit, who knows.
They're all looking a littlebit similar.
They all came from at least onecommon parent.

Speaker 7 (01:34:19):
I mean, you don't look like Daniel.

Speaker 4 (01:34:22):
I mean, you two were twins.

Speaker 9 (01:34:24):
Yeah, Eric you don't look like either of them.
Get out of here, bug.
Eric might have been themilkman no he looks just like
Dad, yeah, especially young Dadhe did.

Speaker 4 (01:34:36):
So does Dan.
Oh yeah, I don't know where Icame from, your mom.

Speaker 10 (01:34:46):
Yeah, any of you have kids.
Yeah, you have two.

Speaker 4 (01:34:49):
You have kids?
You do have kids.

Speaker 7 (01:34:53):
Yeah, two grown ones, two grown, two babies, adults
26.
26 and 23.

Speaker 10 (01:35:00):
Almost 24.
People can do it, man.

Speaker 9 (01:35:04):
I inherited them.
I don't know either.

Speaker 7 (01:35:06):
Yeah, she inherited them.

Speaker 9 (01:35:07):
Wake up and it happens.

Speaker 4 (01:35:09):
When two people love each other so much, they have a
special hug with their genitals.

Speaker 9 (01:35:17):
Something weird happened.
Hard fucking core.
It is weird, though you justlike each other, and so you

Speaker 11 (01:35:27):
swap fluids and then humans go down here we go.

Speaker 9 (01:35:28):
It's gross, you guys are doing good, and they're like
little little versions of you,like not the whole thing, though
, they're just little pieces andyou're like and sometimes it's
the pieces you don't like.

Speaker 7 (01:35:38):
You're like God.

Speaker 9 (01:35:39):
Damn bug, I know.

Speaker 4 (01:35:41):
Do you have kids?
No, no, he's like boss that no.

Speaker 10 (01:35:47):
No, I mean, I couldn't afford it for one.

Speaker 9 (01:35:50):
Yeah, they are expensive.
Taylor's like I can't afford itno, that's why I only fans,
chug, that's why, I only fansCheck it out, I just always made
sure I wore rubbers because Iknew I couldn't take care of it.
You should make condoms thatare meat man Meat man condoms we
got a shirt that says my meatis a die for I'd wear it, model

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it for you.

Speaker 4 (01:36:13):
Do you have pets?
Oh yeah, Do you have fur?

Speaker 10 (01:36:16):
babies.
My dog Cheech.
She's 10 years old, cuteCheechie Pie Aw.

Speaker 4 (01:36:21):
What is she?
What kind is?

Speaker 10 (01:36:22):
she Min Pin mixed with a rat terrier.
Oh dang, that is a lot ofenergy.

Speaker 4 (01:36:26):
Yeah, tiny little energy dog.

Speaker 10 (01:36:29):
She's the sweetest dog ever.
Does she hunt?

Speaker 9 (01:36:32):
things.

Speaker 10 (01:36:33):
Does she what?

Speaker 9 (01:36:34):
Hunt we used to have rat terriers and they would kill
all the like little creaturesin the yard little killers.

Speaker 4 (01:36:43):
Mina our three are the female version of the meat
man, with bunny killers.
All three of them bunnymassacre.

Speaker 9 (01:36:54):
That's rude bad girl, she's ready for bed my dog
Cheech.

Speaker 10 (01:37:00):
Quick story had a friend give me this dog but one
of my grandma was passing away.
She had cancer.
She was in a hospital by thelast six months in the living
room and she was paralyzed fromsurgery trying to get her tumors
out, anyway.
So hallucinating, sure Powerfuldrug.
She was paralyzed from surgerytrying to get her tumors out,

(01:37:21):
anyway.
So hallucinating, sure Powerfuldrug she was on.
Then one day she just got hey,did you see that black puppy?
And I was like where?
And she goes.
He just went upstairs in theloft.
So I went up there lookingthere's nothing.
Then I told my grampy he's likeyeah, she's hallucinating,
buddy, I'm sorry to tell you.
Anyway.
And then I told my gramp he'slike yeah, she's hallucinating,
buddy, I'm sorry to tell you.

(01:37:41):
Anyway.
Then she passed away and thenmy friend calls me hey, can you
take this dog for a couplemonths until I get my own place?
And I said no, but if you bringit over I'll give that dog a
good home.
I'm not going to give it backto you.

Speaker 4 (01:37:55):
I don't foster Right, so I'm not going to give it
back to you, you know what Imean?

Speaker 10 (01:37:57):
I don't foster Right .
So then she brought it and it'sa little black puppy.

Speaker 4 (01:38:01):
Look at you.

Speaker 10 (01:38:02):
And then my grandpa just passed away and when I went
there the nurses said he keepstalking about a little black
puppy.

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
Oh, oh.

Speaker 10 (01:38:14):
It's crazy, damn.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
That is crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:38:22):
So she is like my world's my kid, that's your,
that's your soul dog.

Speaker 10 (01:38:24):
Yeah, everybody has a soul throttle oh yeah, I can't
justify bringing a kid into theworld because I feel like it's
a forced debt, you know like yougotta work your whole life and
go through pain and yeah, youhear that all you fucking kids
out there take your fucking lifefor granted you gotta work hard

Speaker 9 (01:38:44):
you know, you gotta work hard to be in debt having
said that.

Speaker 7 (01:38:55):
I like.
I like when people get caughtfarting on their ring doorbell
cam since we talked about themearlier, like this fucking guy
Is that Daniel.
El Crapitan baby, El Crapitanbaby, El Crapitan baby, that's

(01:39:23):
all shit butt over there.

Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
That was me.
That was me, shit butt galore.

Speaker 7 (01:39:30):
That was a good one, but Anybody into fitness?
No Fuck that you into fitnessWorking out Jogging Jogging?
I know we're not, but I don't.
No, fuck that you into fitnessWorking out Jogging Jogging?
I know we're not, but I don'thave time for that.
I hate it when fitness couplesshow off.

Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
There is an equal and opposite reaction.
Oh God, for every action thereis an equal and opposite
reaction.

Speaker 9 (01:39:58):
Good for her, good for her, good for her, lucky
duck yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:40:06):
Well, thought y'all would like that.
Thank you, but how about sometoilet talks?

Speaker 4 (01:40:14):
Toilet talks.

Speaker 7 (01:40:15):
Ready for some toilet talks?
What's toilet talk?

Speaker 4 (01:40:18):
You don't remember.
It's what we always do.

Speaker 7 (01:40:19):
What are you talking about?
It's this right here.

Speaker 4 (01:40:21):
Oh, shoes, oh, when have I been?
I mean, you were there.

Speaker 7 (01:40:25):
Where have you been?
We're going to get ready to doPodcast Inception Watch this, oh
, my God.

Speaker 9 (01:40:31):
Oh God, what's happening this?

Speaker 2 (01:40:47):
We, let's go full throttle.
What you see behind the scenes.

Speaker 4 (01:40:50):
I smell shit I just simmered out into my pants all
right, let's start it off.

Speaker 13 (01:41:01):
Can I?

Speaker 6 (01:41:01):
help you with that, Are you sure?
Absolutely.
My lady is in distress and I'mhere to rescue her.

Speaker 4 (01:41:08):
It's only a few streets away.
I'm moving in with my boyfriend.

Speaker 6 (01:41:15):
You must be Quick Finch's granddaughter.
Let me take these to your table.

Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
Thank you handsome.
The gin and tonic's for mysister Ruth, okay, this one is
for Stacey, hello, and you could.
Handic's for my sister.

Speaker 12 (01:41:23):
Ruth OK.

Speaker 2 (01:41:23):
This one is for Stacey.

Speaker 12 (01:41:24):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (01:41:25):
And you could hand this one to my boyfriend.
Fuck you.

Speaker 6 (01:41:30):
So why would a beautiful woman like you be
looking at flats and aneighborhood like that?
Clearly, a woman as beautifulas you would be living in
Kensington.

Speaker 11 (01:41:37):
Gardens.

Speaker 6 (01:41:37):
Mm Kensington you think so, I don't think so, I
know so.

Speaker 2 (01:41:43):
It's like what my boyfriend was saying the other
day Fuck you, fuck you.

Speaker 1 (01:41:46):
You look like my dad.

Speaker 9 (01:41:52):
Gentleman Ew.

Speaker 6 (01:41:59):
What, what the fuck.
I would be honored if my ladywere to christen the rope folly
I have erected.

Speaker 1 (01:42:04):
What Over here, Sir, it's Rupert.
Look on the horse.

Speaker 6 (01:42:11):
A friend of yours, I presume.
My fiancé.

Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
Fuck you, fuck you, bitch.

Speaker 4 (01:42:20):
And this is why women will always choose a bear Yep,
yep.
Oh Bill, I was going to do it,and this is why women will
always choose a bear yep oh shitfuck girls.

Speaker 11 (01:42:30):
Trip fucking bricks in there the fuck fucking took
her out.

Speaker 7 (01:42:39):
I think there's a body in that bag.

Speaker 1 (01:42:42):
She's dead.
I think she's a body in thatbag.

Speaker 10 (01:42:45):
She's dead, she's laughing about it, drunk as fuck
Back in 35th video.

Speaker 9 (01:42:56):
Oh god me, oh, oh no.

Speaker 6 (01:42:59):
You wanna charge?
Hey, honey, I'm gonna start myworkout.

Speaker 1 (01:43:03):
What is he doing?

Speaker 4 (01:43:04):
Ah Me mom.

Speaker 9 (01:43:08):
Grandma, what is going on?

Speaker 10 (01:43:12):
He's trying to get away from that fart man, oh my
god, what are you doing?

Speaker 9 (01:43:16):
What are you doing?

Speaker 7 (01:43:19):
Show him my.
Let's dissect this room realquick.
Cars you think he likes cars?
Someone does, I.
I'm gonna say that'shand-painted why is this 35th
video?

Speaker 4 (01:43:33):
my 35th video of me how I looked good for church
this morning.
I will do another video tonightand we'll post another one
tonight.

Speaker 7 (01:43:43):
Nothing about the granny fart, nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:43:47):
That's normal.
There's no sheets on that bed.
Oh.

Speaker 10 (01:43:54):
You got rid of the jacket.
Yeah, fuck this shit, I'm done.

Speaker 7 (01:43:57):
Smells like farts.

Speaker 4 (01:43:58):
Why are we walking back and forth?

Speaker 7 (01:44:00):
I know, why is the Get those thumbs?

Speaker 9 (01:44:03):
up.
Maybe he's special, maybe itwould be special, maybe.
Nah, oh God, it was like me andMelinda in the hotel.
Oh shit, oh no, ouch, ouch, ohshit, that hurt.

Speaker 1 (01:44:26):
Oh God, that's me when I was 14.

Speaker 7 (01:44:28):
Where are you looking ?
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:44:33):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:44:35):
Calm down, gollum.

Speaker 11 (01:44:45):
Why does this happen ?

Speaker 7 (01:44:48):
tell you what them teeth are toxic yeah, I would
say so I don't know I don't knowI don't know what this video
will do to the podcast becausethe britney song on it, but
we're rolling with it.
We're probably going to get astrike on YouTube.

Speaker 5 (01:45:07):
Oh, Britney.

Speaker 7 (01:45:08):
Maybe if I talk over it a little bit, and maybe the
algorithm won't pick it up, orthe AI.
Where are you?
Who are you?
Is it a real art?
Are you singing to me or JackMe At the same time?
That's impressive.
Yeah, no.

Speaker 4 (01:45:29):
Hey, at least I think , at least they had lyrics.

Speaker 7 (01:45:33):
I think.
I got waited on at Waffle House.

Speaker 4 (01:45:37):
Not by that person.
Why?

Speaker 7 (01:45:38):
do people record this .
I have no idea.
And then they publicly post it.
It not like send?
A private video yeah that mouthis saying drugs.
Yeah, what that mouth do drugsman yeah, that's math mouth for
sure, oh god, okay do they watchit for oh, don't be mean to the

(01:46:00):
dog.
No she's just going to bed.

Speaker 2 (01:46:03):
She's just going to bed, baby, come on, oh no.

Speaker 1 (01:46:12):
Chunky girl.

Speaker 7 (01:46:13):
Taylor played softball.
This is Taylor.
What about that?
Oh shit.

Speaker 9 (01:46:17):
That's definitely me.

Speaker 7 (01:46:19):
Oh shit, that was Brother Dan.
Hello.

Speaker 5 (01:46:26):
Just so everyone knows, this is a public service
announcement.
I am not driving there's adriver right there, wait, wait,
wait, wait.

Speaker 7 (01:46:33):
Is that some?
Is that supposed to make usfeel better that he's not
driving?
But, uh, let's, let's go back.

Speaker 4 (01:46:40):
This is like let's go back, let's go back, hold on.
I think that's Timu Jon Snowfrom Game of Thrones, timu.

Speaker 7 (01:46:52):
There's the driver out there.
She can barely see.
Is that a sheep?
Sorry?

Speaker 9 (01:47:00):
I thought she had a beard.
Wait, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:47:07):
There's the person are the eyes open.

Speaker 5 (01:47:10):
Anyway, that's how I drive.
I'm not driving okay, good soif you are part of ronnie b's
click I'm not leave now blockget off my page on a b.

Speaker 2 (01:47:22):
I'm not with.

Speaker 12 (01:47:23):
Ronnie B dude, somebody's done called up there
to my job and now it's done costme a job and they're telling
them about my medical conditionand it's fucked up.

Speaker 5 (01:47:34):
Part of Ronnie B's click.
Get off my page.

Speaker 7 (01:47:37):
It's crabs.
You don't have a medicalcondition.
Get off my wife's page.

Speaker 5 (01:47:41):
I don't want to see y'all no more, I got crabs.

Speaker 10 (01:47:45):
My grandma's making pizza rolls If you guys want to
come over.

Speaker 13 (01:47:51):
Yes, this is Jesus Christ, and I just broke into
the pizza hut.
I broke the window and I'm here.
Jesus is here now.
He's back to earth.

Speaker 9 (01:47:57):
He wants pizza.

Speaker 6 (01:47:59):
This is America, you dumb son of a bitch, okay.

Speaker 13 (01:48:03):
No, I just broke in, had a pizza, I'm Jesus, and
what was?
Your name again Jesus.
My name's Jesus.
What's your last name?
Jesus Christ, christ.
Oh, my lord.
And what do you look like?
I look like Jesus, you dumbmotherfucker.

(01:48:23):
Why'd you do that?
Because I'm Jesus, I can dowhatever I want.
We're tired of Judas's on thisearth.

Speaker 4 (01:48:30):
Oh man, we don't clean this earth up.
I think everybody's tired ofall the Judas's on this earth.
Man, where do you live?

Speaker 13 (01:48:35):
at I don't, I'm from heaven.
How'd you get over to the PizzaHut?
I'm from heaven.
How'd you get over to the pizzahut?
I'm from heaven, sir.
Okay, and did you break thefront window?
Yeah, I broke the door window,sir, and did you eat a pizza?
Yeah, yeah.
Mountain Dew.

Speaker 11 (01:48:57):
There's that pizza ready.
Also known as Richard LeeContero.

Speaker 7 (01:49:04):
Richard, richard, why is it just me playing the
stupid?

Speaker 2 (01:49:05):
dude, also known as Richard Lee Contero.
Richard little jokester.

Speaker 9 (01:49:08):
I don't know images of the TikTok breaking and
entering and how did?
They just have pizza ready.

Speaker 11 (01:49:18):
He made it oh no god damn, he made it oh no God damn
, you beat my ring doorbell fart, jesus.

Speaker 7 (01:49:31):
Okay, hold on.
Some of my favorite videos areof kids getting hurt.

Speaker 2 (01:49:37):
I don't know why?

Speaker 7 (01:49:40):
But they bring me satisfaction, so here we go oh,
I love this video oh, this is agood one, oh no fucking dog, oh
shit.

Speaker 1 (01:50:00):
My fucking dog Get off of me, bitch, oh shit.
It's like oh God, I'm introuble, I'm so sorry, I'm so
sorry, oh no.
He crawled in here.

Speaker 12 (01:50:21):
Get back to his feet , is he?
Going to deliver speed.

Speaker 1 (01:50:27):
Some orange cats in here.

Speaker 5 (01:50:29):
oh no, oh shit, no look at it oh, jesus christ did

(01:50:57):
you chew up this pillow?

Speaker 1 (01:51:00):
no, it blew up.

Speaker 9 (01:51:04):
It died oh no, the belly balls testicles he likes
it, oh god that's dad with thewonky cat mama does?

Speaker 4 (01:51:30):
he fights with that cat all the time.

Speaker 9 (01:51:31):
That cat's a demon no , I would die oh stop it is that
real would

Speaker 11 (01:51:52):
die.
Oh my god, I would die stopit's not a real snake I would
die.

Speaker 1 (01:52:04):
Oh, my god Get it Grandpa Peppy oh yeah, oh, my
god, killing it, dude, stick toit.
Oh no, oh, gramps, they're notgonna catch you.
That's you in the future,gramps, they're not going to
catch you.

Speaker 9 (01:52:31):
That's you in the future.

Speaker 1 (01:52:33):
Grandpa Turtle oh Ew Is that hair?
Yeah, oh Whoa.

Speaker 4 (01:52:40):
Okay, woo Boy, we're scaring the baby dog, all right?

Speaker 10 (01:52:47):
And Ninja Turtle was the winner.

Speaker 9 (01:52:51):
Have you ever crowd surfed?
Mm-mm.

Speaker 10 (01:52:53):
Oh I have it's fine.
Oh yeah, Not in a long time.

Speaker 9 (01:52:57):
Not a long long time, Pearl Jam.
What did she say Try that again.

Speaker 1 (01:53:07):
Who took a shit?
Who took?

Speaker 4 (01:53:09):
a shit, back that up Gymnast.

Speaker 9 (01:53:20):
Oh wow, I once threw my back out taking a shit.

Speaker 7 (01:53:28):
same, this is me oh god, long jump baby oh my god.

Speaker 11 (01:53:39):
And he hurt his leg.

Speaker 1 (01:53:42):
I did fall down for real.

Speaker 10 (01:53:44):
I did fall down for real, that's the drivers in
Oklahoma.

Speaker 11 (01:53:51):
I did fall down for real.
Oh my god, I gotta do thatagain.

Speaker 1 (01:53:56):
Don't laugh.
I laughed, oh shit, are youokay?
I?

Speaker 11 (01:54:13):
didn't blow it out for real.

Speaker 1 (01:54:16):
For real.

Speaker 11 (01:54:18):
I didn't blow it out for real, oh no.

Speaker 7 (01:54:22):
That's dad, here's David Oldham Feeling it.

Speaker 9 (01:54:26):
I think this was dad at me and Casey's wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:54:29):
Yeah, feeling that Are those breakaway pants,
breakaway, yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:54:36):
Oh shit, I don't know what they are.
Uh oh, really Uh oh.

Speaker 1 (01:54:41):
Shit, shit.

Speaker 10 (01:54:44):
Dude, that's some sick moves.

Speaker 9 (01:54:46):
I'm gonna do that next time at the bar when do we
go to a bar 152?
152 baby 152 pull my back outlook at my whitey tatties oh
stop pumping, pull your pants up.

Speaker 4 (01:55:02):
What is?
Look at my whitey tatties.
Yeah, oh, stop pumping, pullyour pants up.

Speaker 7 (01:55:04):
Oh, what, what is?

Speaker 1 (01:55:08):
it Dad.

Speaker 11 (01:55:08):
Guess what, what I put a chip clip on my wiener.
Oh my God, Sorry.

Speaker 7 (01:55:17):
This is Sawyer over at his dad's house.

Speaker 10 (01:55:21):
Dad, holy shit, that's why.
I don't have kids, dude.

Speaker 9 (01:55:24):
Daniel.
Molly calls him Daniel.
Now, daniel, but you're kind ofmissing out.

Speaker 7 (01:55:28):
you know you got stupid shit like this yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:55:31):
Okay, okay, oh no sadly.

Speaker 1 (01:55:36):
I believe you, oh god .

Speaker 5 (01:55:39):
I'm sure it does Take it off.

Speaker 9 (01:55:41):
On the tip, take it off.

Speaker 12 (01:55:44):
I'm definitely not looking for it, no, matt can you
please bring me another chipclip?

Speaker 1 (01:55:50):
I don't have a chip.

Speaker 7 (01:55:53):
How big are these chip clips?
Is it putting?

Speaker 9 (01:55:56):
it on top of the bottom.

Speaker 12 (01:55:58):
Another chip clip to put on your.

Speaker 9 (01:56:02):
Oh my god, that really is what it's like being a
parent.
Oh shit, oh shit.

Speaker 7 (01:56:09):
Wow, I had some wobbly wobbles there.
Looks like Don might havecrashed.
I'm not positive.
Don might have crashed, I'm notpositive.

Speaker 10 (01:56:23):
There's two dudes.

Speaker 1 (01:56:25):
What do?

Speaker 9 (01:56:25):
you think he?

Speaker 1 (01:56:26):
did.

Speaker 9 (01:56:27):
Two dudes fucked up riding a bike.

Speaker 7 (01:56:29):
I don't know.
I thought they were like.

Speaker 9 (01:56:31):
Those line scooters.

Speaker 7 (01:56:33):
And they're just fucking hauling ass and the
gate's closed.

Speaker 1 (01:56:42):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:56:48):
It's so embarrassing when that happens.

Speaker 7 (01:56:52):
If a beaver farts in a river.

Speaker 9 (01:56:56):
Is a man there to hear it?

Speaker 1 (01:56:59):
Oh god.

Speaker 11 (01:57:01):
Oh my gosh, there goes the neighbor's tramp.
Wait for it, oh God, oh my gosh, there goes the neighbor's
tramp.

Speaker 4 (01:57:05):
Oh, Wait for it.

Speaker 7 (01:57:09):
They don't like their neighbors?

Speaker 1 (01:57:12):
I don't think, oh dang.

Speaker 7 (01:57:15):
What is he doing?
Staking it down?

Speaker 9 (01:57:18):
Stupid.

Speaker 10 (01:57:20):
Storm, don't take it .
Oh, he's going to go for theride Get out of there, get out
of there.

Speaker 7 (01:57:28):
Daddy's even smarter.

Speaker 13 (01:57:29):
Oh my gosh I guess it's true.
Okay, so what's going?

Speaker 7 (01:57:38):
on.
I've been on a kick lately withthis dude.
I don't know why, but it cracksme the fuck up.
He roasts mailboxes.

Speaker 13 (01:57:48):
But they say you know, there really is someone
out there for everyone.
Glad you guys found each other,pieces of shit.
Hey dude, how was the MortalKombat tournament?
Hi there, where'd you come from?
Fisher?

Speaker 7 (01:58:03):
Price you, piece of shit.

Speaker 1 (01:58:06):
You, piece of shit.

Speaker 13 (01:58:07):
Finally shaved your neck beard.
Huh, looks good, not, not,alright, I was told to blind
react to this.
A door hit in the wall.
Is that a door stopper?
Whoa, Okay, I've never seenthat.
Oh, and it's sticky, okay, sojust six hitting the wall.
Is that a door stopper?

(01:58:28):
Whoa, okay, I've never, seenthat, oh, and it's sticky.
Okay, so just six of the doorthat side's six of the wall, oh.
God, I've never seen that.
Oh, and it's sticky.

(01:58:49):
Okay, so just six to the door,that side's six to the wall, oh
man.
Check, check, check.

Speaker 2 (01:59:00):
All right.

Speaker 7 (01:59:03):
This is crazy right here, ricky.

Speaker 5 (01:59:05):
San Antonio, california, every Saturday,
sunday, from 10 o'clock.

Speaker 13 (01:59:09):
Absolutely free Live music show we have a new singer
.

Speaker 12 (01:59:12):
Introduce yourself.
What's your name?
Where are you from?
Yeah, I go by Merrick, somepeople pronounce it Myrick, and
my nickname is Ricky.
My last name is Beasley.
All right, ricky, what?

Speaker 13 (01:59:20):
song.
My last name is Beasley.
What song are you going to besinging for us tonight?

Speaker 12 (01:59:23):
End of the Road by Boyz II Men.

Speaker 7 (01:59:26):
Take it away.
End of the Road.

Speaker 4 (01:59:30):
No rehearsal.
Off the cuff oh.

Speaker 1 (01:59:35):
Somebody.
No, we've been wrong together.

Speaker 5 (01:59:40):
Real voice.
No time to play.

Speaker 1 (01:59:44):
I do you, oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:59:53):
Wait, wait.

Speaker 1 (01:59:55):
What the fuck Is this real?
Yeah, why do you play with myheart?
Why do you play with my mind?

Speaker 11 (02:00:09):
Say it'll be forever .

Speaker 1 (02:00:13):
Say it never dies.
How do I feel here?

Speaker 10 (02:00:17):
It's Justin Timberlake, yeah is he in
disguise?

Speaker 1 (02:00:20):
Say goodbye.
Yeah, is he in disguise?
Get it, ricky Going toHollywood, goat ticket he's a

(02:00:51):
jam, this dude.

Speaker 7 (02:00:54):
This is insane.
Don't judge a book by its cover.

Speaker 4 (02:01:03):
That's what that is it's insane.

Speaker 7 (02:01:07):
I belong to you and he.
I didn't include the wholething.
I'm sorry we had to follow youup, ricky, with this one, but
it's good as well.
I didn't play the whole thing,but he does the whole song.

Speaker 9 (02:01:26):
Incredible.

Speaker 4 (02:01:27):
How does that happen?

Speaker 9 (02:01:28):
Why are you breaking shit?
God damn.

Speaker 7 (02:01:31):
I'm so excited.
Let's find out.
She probably had tuna fromSubway.

Speaker 9 (02:01:36):
Oh, hell, yeah, I pulled down my pants.

Speaker 11 (02:01:38):
Before I even sat on the toilet I was already
pooping.
It was all over the toilet seat, all over the porcelain part of
the toilet and when I stood upto get dressed I had poop all
over my jacket Incrediblydisgusting and I had to use
toilet paper, a whole roll oftoilet paper.
Clean up the whole mess.
Jeez, louise.

Speaker 7 (02:01:58):
I had to use toilet paper.
What did she expect to be inthere?

Speaker 11 (02:02:02):
Things that happen when your had to use bullet
paper.
What did she expect to be inthere?
Yeah, things that happen whenyour body gets old.

Speaker 4 (02:02:12):
I mean she has a point.
Damn, you guys got good style.
I love the way you rail, thissection too.

Speaker 1 (02:02:18):
Whoa, this section too.

Speaker 4 (02:02:27):
Whoa what the fuck.
I thought you pressed a sound,what?

Speaker 10 (02:02:32):
did he do?
I missed it.

Speaker 4 (02:02:36):
I was so distracted by Tarzan.

Speaker 7 (02:02:38):
Watch that guy in front of the camera, this guy.

Speaker 4 (02:02:42):
The one railing.
Yeah, I love the way you railthis section.
Holy shit, you just scared.

Speaker 1 (02:02:55):
Ruby.
So that was me.

Speaker 11 (02:02:55):
skiing Ruby is so scared, we got, so turnt last
night in beach I was still drunk, but we should have shut up
again Because it's Cinco de.

Speaker 9 (02:03:07):
Mio, that's me.

Speaker 1 (02:03:11):
Aliens and shit, I could probably beat them up.
If an alien came at me.

Speaker 13 (02:03:16):
No, I would not give a fuck.
That's because aliens don'tknow karate.
No, karate's made on earth.
I also don't know karate, but Ithink that I could learn.
Aliens have spaceships.
I got a Corolla Hogtied.
Aliens back up my Toyota.
Oh, no, aliens don't knowkarate.

(02:03:36):
No, karate's made on Earth.
I also don't know karate, but Ithink that I could learn.

Speaker 1 (02:03:44):
That was good that is a bop man, that's low-key.

Speaker 7 (02:03:46):
A banger right there.
That's what the kids would say.

Speaker 12 (02:03:49):
Now this guy.

Speaker 7 (02:03:54):
I debated about putting this into.
Tiktok bachelors, but let's goahead and include him, because I
didn't, but I should have.
I think you might like this guy, I might.
You might like Choppa Gang.

Speaker 9 (02:04:08):
I might.
What's going on with the teeth,though?
Let's see.

Speaker 5 (02:04:13):
Y'all know what to do .
It's Choppa Gang.
Do you have a grill?
We on the back row with it,baby Yay.

Speaker 12 (02:04:28):
Choppa Gang with it, baby.

Speaker 9 (02:04:29):
yeah, chop again all day, every day, that's right.
Every day back real talk.
Yes, I know what it is.
We keep it trill on these backroads yeah, we keep it real.

Speaker 13 (02:04:33):
Yeah, high class country folks right here living
it up on the back road baby getthem.

Speaker 10 (02:04:38):
Highlights, preach that's.

Speaker 5 (02:04:39):
Get them.
Highlights Preach, that's Chopagain.

Speaker 12 (02:04:43):
Rappers out there ain't got nothing on us.
We back rolled on it, baby.

Speaker 1 (02:04:49):
What.

Speaker 4 (02:04:51):
How old are you?
That's some res business rightthere.

Speaker 7 (02:04:54):
Like.

Speaker 9 (02:04:54):
Chop again.

Speaker 7 (02:04:55):
Those kids are hanging out with you because Are
you dad.

Speaker 9 (02:04:59):
I think they're at the swap meet.

Speaker 7 (02:05:00):
Are you cool, uncle Right?
Are you, man, my uncle's, socool?

Speaker 2 (02:05:05):
man, we're the choppa gang man.
The choppa gang.

Speaker 12 (02:05:10):
We keep it real on the back roads.

Speaker 4 (02:05:11):
That's Rez Rappers.
We keep it, trill it party fatagain this time.

Speaker 1 (02:05:17):
It's all good.
Yeah, we're good Choppa gang.

Speaker 12 (02:05:20):
Yeah, all day every day.
Yeah, we're good Chop a game.
Yeah, all day every day.
Hey, y'all come on, check outthis.

Speaker 9 (02:05:23):
Now he's doing a commercial for a food truck.

Speaker 12 (02:05:26):
Come get a burger, man this guy's hustling over
here Come get a burger, homemadesweet team burgers, sweet team
Next venue come get you someburger fries, you name it, they
got it, let's get it, let's rollwith it.

Speaker 7 (02:05:38):
Wait, they name it, you name it, they got it.

Speaker 9 (02:05:42):
You name it, they got it.

Speaker 7 (02:05:45):
I didn't see cotton candy there.
Why was cotton candy on it?
That was just the first thingthat came to mind.

Speaker 9 (02:05:49):
I didn't even see a hot dog.

Speaker 4 (02:05:50):
Ah Cruella de Vil Jump scare.

Speaker 9 (02:05:55):
That did scare me.

Speaker 7 (02:05:58):
I thought it was Trill Daddy again, but it's
Trick Daddy, all right.
Maybe this is another bachelornow.
I don't know what's he doing.
When did Tiger King get out ofprison?

Speaker 4 (02:06:09):
This year, I guess he's looking rough.

Speaker 2 (02:06:12):
Okay.
One, two, you ready.
Mobile document investigationterminal two and three.

Speaker 11 (02:06:18):
Okay, mobile document investigation terminal
one, 1984.

Speaker 2 (02:06:20):
Mobile Document Investigation terminal one,
nineteen, eighty, four, four,five, I'm going to make get
around a hundred miles pergallon.
Simple conversions just put theinjector line through the
radiator heater, thetransmission heater, which one
Per gallon.
Should get around over.
It won't be a hundred percentvaporization.

Speaker 10 (02:06:39):
We call things are half horse, half human.

Speaker 1 (02:06:42):
Centaur yeah.

Speaker 10 (02:06:42):
What do you call?

Speaker 4 (02:06:43):
the thing that's half horse, half human.

Speaker 10 (02:06:44):
Centaur?
Yeah, that's what he looks likehe's got centaur fur coat, he's
got centaur energy.

Speaker 7 (02:06:48):
I want a centaur fur coat.
Now I have the technology.

Speaker 9 (02:06:51):
Technology.

Speaker 11 (02:06:54):
Why is he wearing that Stop?

Speaker 2 (02:06:57):
What's wrong with this and?
The denomination is 3,000.
What?

Speaker 7 (02:07:07):
And the what that guy used to work for Dad he did.

Speaker 9 (02:07:09):
Is that Mark?
That's Mark?
No, he died.

Speaker 11 (02:07:19):
What are you doing, stupid hoe?

Speaker 5 (02:07:24):
It's a non-stick pan.

Speaker 4 (02:07:27):
Oh punny.

Speaker 7 (02:07:29):
We can all relate right.

Speaker 4 (02:07:32):
I'm already sad, yeah , yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:07:48):
That's Taylor doing a line dance.
Tell me that one's left.

Speaker 9 (02:07:51):
That was this one I debated oh my god, what the fuck
is that?

Speaker 7 (02:07:56):
I did not know where the hell they were at with this
what part of the body are theyin?
That's part of the mysteryright now, all right.

Speaker 1 (02:08:06):
Is that a throat?
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (02:08:09):
That's it.
Oh my God, I might throw it.
What?

Speaker 4 (02:08:12):
is that Nose Stop?
I don't like it.

Speaker 9 (02:08:20):
What is happening?
What is?

Speaker 7 (02:08:22):
happening.
If you're just listening, thereis some kind of vacuum probe,
nose, nose.

Speaker 4 (02:08:35):
That's in the nose, in a body crevice.

Speaker 7 (02:08:37):
In a body crevice.
I don't like this Pullingsomething out.
I couldn't tell if it was anear and that was ear wax, but
that doesn't look like theinside of it of an ear not that
deep, oh my god are there bugs?
The belly button, that's a nose.

Speaker 9 (02:09:00):
Oh my.

Speaker 7 (02:09:01):
God.

Speaker 1 (02:09:02):
That is a booger.
What the fuck Is that?

Speaker 9 (02:09:06):
broccoli, broccoli.
I'm going to throw up.
This is so gross Stuffingbroccoli up your head, dude had
a booger the size of a broccolifloret in his fucking nose.
I hate boogers, it's notbroccoli, I don't like it,
anybody want dessert?
I don't like it.

Speaker 7 (02:09:23):
Okay, here's another Sawyer video right here oh.
God, I can see.
Sawyer on an electric bike justdoing this.
Oh my God.

Speaker 1 (02:09:39):
This is good, this is good I know, you bring all his
hair, then you get thisrectangle wing, then you squeeze
together, then twist, twist.

Speaker 7 (02:09:54):
This is.

Speaker 1 (02:09:54):
Molly Good job.

Speaker 13 (02:09:57):
That's a really good towel.
That's Daddy's towel.

Speaker 11 (02:10:01):
Does he like?

Speaker 1 (02:10:02):
his nuts a lot.

Speaker 4 (02:10:06):
Does he like his nuts on that?
Does he wipe his nuts on that?
Yes, he does.
Does he wipe his?

Speaker 9 (02:10:11):
nuts on that.
That's disgusting To the left.

Speaker 8 (02:10:15):
Take a step of faith.
Pray once, this time On thedevil.
Let's stomp On the devil, let'sstomp.
Bible slide real smooth.
Aaron, this is for you.

Speaker 3 (02:10:24):
Yeah, devil, let's stomp On the devil, let's stomp
Bible slide real smooth.

Speaker 4 (02:10:27):
Aaron this is for you .
Yeah, Now please shout Woo,this is your next inspirational
earwig.

Speaker 8 (02:10:32):
Jump out the boat.
Woo, right foot, let's go.
Left foot, let's go.
Bible slide.
Now, y'all.
Now it's time to get holy, getright now.

Speaker 9 (02:10:44):
Get right now To the left.
I like that version you likethat version.

Speaker 4 (02:10:51):
Well, they ain't Baptists.

Speaker 7 (02:10:52):
That was a good one.
Woo-wee, All right, Toilettalks.
Now there's more.
Oh yeah, Now we do a littlesegment on the show where we
play TikTok Bachelor and we showMiss Single Born Again Virgin

(02:11:15):
over here.
A fantastic array of men.

Speaker 4 (02:11:21):
Suitors.

Speaker 7 (02:11:23):
Suitors that maybe she should contact after the
show.
So Good, and this is what thelittle intro looks like.

(02:11:56):
Good morning Julia.

Speaker 2 (02:11:59):
Bye, here we go.
Hey ladies.

Speaker 5 (02:12:02):
You know, like a guy who enjoys watching a rainbow
appear after it rings.

Speaker 7 (02:12:10):
I'm your man First can you say rains right, rhyme,
rhyme, rainbow After it rings.

Speaker 10 (02:12:19):
That's West Virginia , oh.

Speaker 1 (02:12:21):
Winky man, he's back, I do like.

Speaker 4 (02:12:23):
Winky man, winky Man's, west Virginia.
Oh, winky man, he's back.

Speaker 7 (02:12:26):
I do like Winky man, winky Man's my favorite, he's
taking you on a date Watch this.
He's really going all out totry to suit you Yellow.

Speaker 9 (02:12:32):
Pinto.

Speaker 7 (02:12:34):
To court you, I should say he's watching TikTok.
Hey, what's up?
Ooh food Shit.
I'm hungry.
I can take you to get some food.
Get in little girl Up in myride.
I know how to drive a stick.

Speaker 4 (02:12:50):
I feel like I can smell that car.
He's a man of the world, oh.

Speaker 9 (02:12:59):
Winky, you need some pie.

Speaker 5 (02:13:08):
What is that?
I don't know Little sandwiches,baklava.

Speaker 1 (02:13:16):
Ooh baklava.

Speaker 7 (02:13:18):
Yum For free.
He can hook you up for free.

Speaker 1 (02:13:22):
Yeah, with the wink.
Thank you, feed me.

Speaker 7 (02:13:31):
Thank you, Winky man.

Speaker 1 (02:13:32):
I love.

Speaker 7 (02:13:32):
Winky man.

Speaker 12 (02:13:37):
And you're squeezing by a couple of people and a
chick smells, you startschecking out your cross and
she's like damn, I can see thatthing.
Dangling boy's got a nice guy,totally him and you're sitting
there going, okay, okay, youlike what.
You see, ladies, you'readmiring the menu, but you know
yeah, whatever I'm serious, likeI've seen women do this crap.

(02:14:05):
They check me out.
They're like, hey, whatever, Idon't think so.
Cobra.

Speaker 10 (02:14:15):
I in the menu that creepy fucking doll in the
background oh my god, I didn'teven see Check out this sexy
goth candy right here.

Speaker 12 (02:14:27):
You want a piece of it?
Just ask oh, my god, you don'thave to be goth, but she has to
why?

Speaker 7 (02:14:33):
do you gotta keep smelling your quesadilla?

Speaker 9 (02:14:35):
I know why are you smelling that?

Speaker 4 (02:14:38):
I don't like that.
If you like what you see, justask.
So I can lose my virginity, soI can touch real boobies.

Speaker 12 (02:14:46):
She has to be clean, clean and, most importantly of
all, she has to be of age.
She's got to like snakes For aminimum for me at this age 21
and above.

Speaker 9 (02:14:57):
21 and above.

Speaker 7 (02:14:58):
Hey, I was worried there for a minute.

Speaker 4 (02:15:01):
Yeah, there was far too much consideration For me to
be comfortable.

Speaker 7 (02:15:06):
If he would have said like 16.
That's what I was waiting for21 and above.

Speaker 9 (02:15:11):
I'm just like.

Speaker 7 (02:15:15):
Yeah, you're like Happy late Easter Happy late
Easter.

Speaker 4 (02:15:21):
Is this the same guy from church?

Speaker 5 (02:15:22):
Hey, everybody happy late Easter my uncle gave Is
this the same guy from church?
Hey everybody, happy lateEaster.
My uncle gave me a haircut.
Everybody pumped it up, so mynephew's going to fix it.
Rock on, much love.
Oh.

Speaker 11 (02:15:34):
I hope you had a good Easter.

Speaker 7 (02:15:37):
Rock on.
What the fuck is up with yourwalls, dude?
What's happening?
You got some killer farts youhave me beat what's happening.

Speaker 4 (02:15:45):
That was not what I expected to sound.

Speaker 10 (02:15:47):
Wait, wait, wait, real quick.

Speaker 13 (02:15:50):
Rock on.

Speaker 10 (02:15:50):
I went to my barber to get a.
I tell her I want to look likethe Rock.
I took her a picture of theRock when I was 14.
I'm like this chubby littlewhite fat kid and I'm like I
want to look like this fuckingSamoan guy.
He cuts my hair and I'm likeafter I looked in the mirror.

Speaker 1 (02:16:07):
I'm like the fuck.
I don't look like the.

Speaker 10 (02:16:09):
Rock, I was so pissed off.

Speaker 7 (02:16:13):
I'm still chubby and white lady.

Speaker 1 (02:16:16):
Is it when he had his curly mullet?
My uncle fucked it up.
Fucked it up.

Speaker 5 (02:16:23):
Much love, much love.

Speaker 4 (02:16:26):
I bet he's really nice.

Speaker 7 (02:16:27):
Okay, well, and this guy just loves you.

Speaker 9 (02:16:31):
All right.

Speaker 7 (02:16:31):
And he's roasting these sets of mailboxes just for
you.

Speaker 13 (02:16:36):
Everybody.
I'm back on the street.
I'm talking shit to some moremailboxes.

Speaker 6 (02:16:40):
Who's this guy think he is huh Field hockey stick
More like a field hockey pieceof shit.

Speaker 13 (02:16:47):
You got that owl on you, otherwise the birds would
be all over you.
Nah, no A tombstone or amailbox.

Speaker 6 (02:16:54):
Here lies a piece of shit.
I'm going to bum you acigarette, cigarette From a
brick house Piece of shit.
That mailbox lost its job as apizza oven.

Speaker 5 (02:17:07):
You can always use my , my little basket, my little
basket.
Don't forget to use my basket.
No, thanks you, piece of shit.

Speaker 9 (02:17:17):
I like him Give that guy props for sure.
That's creative dude.

Speaker 10 (02:17:23):
How do you come up with that?

Speaker 9 (02:17:24):
I know right, He'll be stoned as shit going on a
walk he is fucked up, he's likefuck that, my love.
He probably took three grams ofmushrooms.

Speaker 7 (02:17:31):
He probably did.
He said I got a beautiful idea.

Speaker 1 (02:17:34):
He's like this is great.

Speaker 7 (02:17:36):
I went down a whole rabbit hole of his videos.
I was cracking the fuck up.

Speaker 10 (02:17:40):
Imagine him showing his buddies the first title Like
dude, watch this video.
What is this?

Speaker 1 (02:17:44):
video I just made.
They're like what the fuck?

Speaker 7 (02:17:48):
Hey, mom dad, oh hey, he's back.

Speaker 11 (02:17:52):
Oh no, hey everybody , my nephew shaved my head.
He just shaved his head SkinBob, Like back in July Skin Bob.

Speaker 5 (02:17:58):
Now it's like this in Skimbob Rock on Skimbob.
Much love.
Follow me on TikTok andInstagram and YouTube.

Speaker 9 (02:18:10):
And.

Speaker 10 (02:18:10):
YouTube I have no fucking faith in this.

Speaker 5 (02:18:12):
My uncle, originally fucked my shit up Skimbob.
My nephew fixed it.
Rock on, rock on.
Okay, so I have a theory aboutthis person's dwelling.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:18:20):
I think they live in the garage and that's like a
fake wall, fake wall skimbo I'mreally sad for skimbo is it like

(02:18:46):
spongebob?

Speaker 1 (02:18:47):
I hate to see patrick what's that?

Speaker 10 (02:18:50):
alcohol or pills?

Speaker 4 (02:18:53):
toxic masculinity the first thing is the affliction
shirt yeah, I don't think that'seven affliction, I don't know.
She in affliction.

Speaker 7 (02:19:06):
I would take Skin bod Over this fucking guy.

Speaker 1 (02:19:12):
Cause this guy's.

Speaker 7 (02:19:15):
Super serious.

Speaker 9 (02:19:15):
Well, you know, he just goes to Groovies every
night.

Speaker 10 (02:19:17):
Oh my god, I feel like my life sucks now.
Oh yeah, I feel like my lifesucks now after all I've done.

Speaker 1 (02:19:26):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:19:27):
Why is your arm up like that?
I don't know Like who you.

Speaker 6 (02:19:33):
Get off me.
Hey there, I'm RJ.
Welcome to my profile.
I'm 36.
I'm a construction worker and afunctioning alcoholic.
I like to come home from workevery day and drink beer until I
go to bed.
If you got a problem with that,then I suggest you grow up.
Some of my hobbies includedrinking, watching college

(02:19:55):
football and drinking, fishingand drinking, shooting guns,
drinking and mudding anddrinking.
I don't do drugs anymore.
Shooting guns, drinking andmudding and drinking Is he an
old one.
Maybe I don't do drugs Anymore.
Anymore I used to enjoy arecreational sunrise every now
and then, but fentanyl ruinedall that.
I love dogs, but I don't haveone Because I'm single, so I

(02:20:16):
don't know who would take careof it.
Sometimes I relax.
I like to sit in the dark anddrink beer Naked While listening
to Africa on repeat, becauseI'm an adult and I can't.
I like my women somewherebetween 18 and 80.
Oh my God, I'm sexy, which Idon't think is asking too much,
because I'm clearly a 10.
Basically, what I'm getting atis swipe, right, if you're

(02:20:37):
trying to fuck.
I like that guy.

Speaker 1 (02:20:41):
Oh God.

Speaker 11 (02:20:53):
I like that guy.
Get it, boy, calm down, daniel.

Speaker 1 (02:20:58):
Does he have ninja shoes on?
I think he does.

Speaker 12 (02:21:03):
Do you think he does ?

Speaker 7 (02:21:06):
Do you think Dan does this?
Yes 100% when he buys a newweapon.
Yes, that he gets in front of acamera or a mirror and goes
through his forms.

Speaker 9 (02:21:16):
He's definitely done this before.

Speaker 1 (02:21:22):
I think he got whipped last time.
She's mad at you, aw.

Speaker 10 (02:21:34):
It's a workout.

Speaker 1 (02:21:34):
It is.

Speaker 7 (02:21:36):
I know I'm sweating now.

Speaker 12 (02:21:39):
That looks like Jerry Seinfeld.
Dude, kramer, kramer, that'sPedro, man, pedro.
A lot of kicking.

Speaker 4 (02:21:52):
He's maintained his cool, though, Like his face was
yeah, he's stoned.

Speaker 5 (02:21:57):
I used to not give a fuck.
Then I started drinking RedBull.
Now I don't give a flying fuck.

Speaker 1 (02:22:04):
Creative.

Speaker 9 (02:22:07):
Shocking a Red Bull.

Speaker 5 (02:22:10):
Red Bull gives you wings you know what Props to
that guy.

Speaker 4 (02:22:16):
This is my favorite guy.
This is my favorite dude.
I love him so much.

Speaker 7 (02:22:22):
He likes the Mrs Robinson.
He love him so much.
He likes like the Mrs Robinson.
He likes the older ladies, hesaid you're his cougar.

Speaker 1 (02:22:32):
Four, Four Yo, what's up?
Everybody it's your boy Waxin.

Speaker 5 (02:22:36):
Holy crap, are you seeing my drip right now?
Oh, my goodness, mary's shoes,louis belt, sunglasses inside.
Because my future's so bright,I gotta wear them literally
nobody can compete with thislooks like I could pull up right
now and take your grandma forreal, for real.
Just remember, thank God thatturn water in the wine can the

(02:22:58):
rocket cost slipping?
Because if I pull up on herlike this, she, coming home with
me, got her.
I love him.

Speaker 12 (02:23:09):
I love him so much.

Speaker 10 (02:23:10):
Yeah, that shirt was awesome.

Speaker 13 (02:23:12):
I only fuck in fluorescent lighting.
I need to see absolutelyeverything.

Speaker 5 (02:23:22):
Show me your completely useless secret talent
oh no no way protein thoughts

Speaker 4 (02:23:40):
he does have a good beard he did, but no oops, oh,
you got me out here bleeding.

Speaker 5 (02:23:46):
He does have a good beard, he did.
Oops, you got me out herebleeding.

Speaker 1 (02:23:51):
Oh my god, finally got a chance to kiss out my hair
.
Chris Apes, that's a fuckingmovie right there.

Speaker 10 (02:24:04):
That's the lead movie right there, that's the
leader.

Speaker 11 (02:24:06):
all day you got me blading.

Speaker 1 (02:24:08):
You got me out here blading.

Speaker 4 (02:24:11):
But you gotta talk real soft with all your teeth
out.

Speaker 13 (02:24:16):
She got me out here blading In my happy place In my
happy place, finally got achance to test out my favorite
Christmas gift from this lastyear.
Thanks, matthew.

Speaker 8 (02:24:27):
Gosh, I wish you were here.
Can you imagine the fun wecould have?

Speaker 5 (02:24:31):
So just give me the old Swank Bright.

Speaker 13 (02:24:39):
And I can roll by your place.
Maybe you throw on a pair ofskates and have ourselves an old
fashioned race.
You win, you get a date with me.
If I win, I get a date with you.

Speaker 1 (02:24:53):
So ew catch me if you can check his basement oh my
god catch me if you can there'ssome popsicles down in the cell,

(02:25:13):
oh god oh, this ain't gonna begood calm down Jedidiah.

Speaker 9 (02:25:25):
Yes, I'm dead, oh, oh .

Speaker 13 (02:25:31):
I'm holding an actual fan, kid what.

Speaker 5 (02:25:34):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 1 (02:25:37):
What did he say?
He's not an asshole.

Speaker 2 (02:25:43):
I'm a monster.

Speaker 4 (02:25:46):
What the fuck, try it again.

Speaker 13 (02:25:48):
I'm holding an actual fan Good shit.

Speaker 9 (02:25:58):
Good shit, that's all there is Good shit, good shit.

Speaker 4 (02:26:00):
No, oh Good shit.
Good shit no.

Speaker 1 (02:26:05):
Oh, oh, you're in the fitness.
Take one, two, three, four.
What.

Speaker 4 (02:26:47):
You can hear the song playing.
He can't even sing with theactual track.

Speaker 7 (02:27:01):
They were all out Brown Eye of the tiger Brown eye
of the tiger.

Speaker 13 (02:27:08):
Free the tiger king.
Why?

Speaker 5 (02:27:14):
He's competing for your love oh, my god, oh, what a
gentle man.
Pose your breath.
Make a wish, count to three,come with me and you'll be in a

(02:27:38):
world of pure imagination you'regonna be be drugged and
uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (02:27:46):
Yeah, that's Gacy's cousin.

Speaker 4 (02:27:54):
Instead of a clown, he's a magician.

Speaker 10 (02:27:55):
Let's pogo the magician.

Speaker 1 (02:27:57):
He's scary.
Let's just a little bit of.
Benadryl baby, Just a littlebaby dose.

Speaker 7 (02:28:06):
To your imagination we don't need your commentary
between the fucking lyrics yourweird top hat doesn't even fit
what's the necklace?

Speaker 10 (02:28:21):
is it a handcuff?

Speaker 1 (02:28:22):
in a world of my creation.
Top hat doesn't even fit.

Speaker 4 (02:28:25):
What's the necklace?
Yeah, it's torture chamber.
It doesn't define explanation,defies explanation.
Know your fucking lyrics,creeper?
I don't like that I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:28:40):
Winky again, love winky again.
Who winky?

Speaker 4 (02:28:43):
love winky.
What is that?
Pasta winky at the market freshpasta oh my god, making a is
the song saying holy shit wantsto give you some of this roll ew
nut tortilla wait, wait, wait,wait.

Speaker 7 (02:29:05):
I'm not, I'm not judging, but what did he peel
off that carpet?
Nuts was that a rug?

Speaker 9 (02:29:13):
I thought it was pasta, I don't know, and nuts.

Speaker 4 (02:29:17):
Winky would never.
Winky is a a fine gentleman ohgod, not him again don't play
that guy what did?

Speaker 12 (02:29:26):
he take off, would never winky is a fine gentleman
oh god, not him again.

Speaker 4 (02:29:29):
Don't play that guy.
I think it's like a tortillathat was like a, like a that's
in a rug corn nuts.

Speaker 1 (02:29:38):
Holy shit, holy shit Ew Rap nuts Ew.

Speaker 11 (02:29:46):
So crunchy and dry.

Speaker 9 (02:29:50):
Very nice.

Speaker 4 (02:29:51):
All for you.

Speaker 9 (02:29:53):
Oh, oh, give me some nuts.
I love it.

Speaker 10 (02:29:56):
Yeah, it does look like Bullrat.

Speaker 9 (02:29:58):
I love.
Winky man Is that all of them.
Okay, I pick Mailbox.

Speaker 13 (02:30:03):
That was funny Mailbox.
Yeah, what's his name?

Speaker 1 (02:30:04):
I'll pickinky man.
Is that all of them?
Okay, I pick Mailbox.
That was funny Mailbox.

Speaker 4 (02:30:06):
What's?

Speaker 1 (02:30:07):
his name, I pick.

Speaker 10 (02:30:07):
Mailbox Who'd you say Blader?

Speaker 9 (02:30:10):
Oh, the rollerblader Got me blading.

Speaker 4 (02:30:13):
He caught me blading.

Speaker 10 (02:30:15):
It reminds me of the guy from Reno 911.
Yeah.
Super Terry.

Speaker 4 (02:30:20):
We just watched a clip of that.
Hey, can you let the dogsoutside?
Yeah, literally on me.
Put her to fucking work, gooutside.

Speaker 7 (02:30:32):
Go outside babies.
I think that's all we got forvideos.
Oh, those were good.

Speaker 10 (02:30:38):
Oh boy, those were good man.
You had me crying the wholetime I had a headache.

Speaker 7 (02:30:42):
I was crying so hard, laughing.

Speaker 4 (02:30:45):
Well, never mind, they don't want to go.

Speaker 7 (02:30:47):
That was good.

Speaker 4 (02:30:48):
Okay, come on, rips.

Speaker 7 (02:30:50):
Well, Jack, that's the Laugh Until we Fart podcast
I appreciate you man.
I hope you enjoyed your timehere.

Speaker 4 (02:31:00):
Yeah, I hope you don't regret your casting
decision.
Oh no Hell, no, this no.

Speaker 10 (02:31:11):
Change the man for the me, man for sure.

Speaker 7 (02:31:16):
It was part of his community service to come here
and do this episode.

Speaker 10 (02:31:22):
It's been fun, though, man.
I do appreciate you guys havingme on man I'm glad we had the
opportunity we had to.

Speaker 7 (02:31:30):
Uh, we typically don't record on a thursday night
but uh, just with thecircumstances, the way they are,
it's fine, it's cool.
But yeah, we were glad we wereall open.
Yeah.
And could schedule you to be on.

(02:31:50):
We've been working to get youon for a little while now, but,
man, I'm glad you did make it.
It was fun, man.

Speaker 10 (02:31:59):
It was my first podcast.
I was a little nervous at thebeginning, but be yourself, man
that's it.

Speaker 4 (02:32:06):
This is super formal yeah, I.

Speaker 7 (02:32:11):
I just asked some of the questions because I know
some people may want to know andum, but really we just, we're
just like bullshit shout out tomy mom for always being awesome.

Speaker 4 (02:32:24):
Yeah, mom, mom and.

Speaker 10 (02:32:26):
Gary, stepdad Gary.

Speaker 4 (02:32:29):
Oh Jorda.

Speaker 10 (02:32:31):
Hey, the only dog here that likes me.

Speaker 4 (02:32:33):
Yeah, she's the only one that's not scared of these
other people.

Speaker 7 (02:32:37):
And when I get loud they get a little weird.

Speaker 4 (02:32:40):
Oh, there she is, jorda's singing the song of her
people.

Speaker 7 (02:32:41):
Oh yeah, get loud, they get a little weird.

Speaker 4 (02:32:43):
They don't like it when dad yells oh there she is.

Speaker 7 (02:32:45):
Jorda's singing the song of her people.
We gotta have Jorda on thepodcast.

Speaker 1 (02:32:48):
Yes, alright.

Speaker 7 (02:32:54):
Well, that was a good episode.
Let's call it a night.
We can chit-chat a little bitafterwards.
Jack may have some stuff heneeds to do, I don't know the
after party yeah, thanks a lotman, yeah, yeah thank you and uh
shit

Speaker 6 (02:33:14):
we need, we need like a.

Speaker 10 (02:33:15):
I need like a closing.

Speaker 4 (02:33:16):
We need an outro.

Speaker 10 (02:33:18):
One day I'll come back out and tell you guys oh
yeah, some comedy stories, man,instead of some spiritual.

Speaker 4 (02:33:23):
Hey, we like spiritual bullshit, we love
spiritual bullshit.

Speaker 7 (02:33:26):
We just go where the conversation leads us.

Speaker 10 (02:33:30):
I'll give you a story to end on.

Speaker 7 (02:33:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (02:33:32):
Okay.
So one time I went to Goodwillto go buy a couch.
I got really stoned on the waythere and then I put the joint
out when I got there and then Ilit a cigarette, smoked half the
cigarette and I start walking,I rubbed a cherry out and then I
put the cigarette butt in myfront flannel pocket and then I

(02:33:55):
walk inside and I'm walking downthe aisle and this store
employee, she looks at me andshe goes excuse me, sir, you're
smoking.
And I'm like high as shit andI'm looking at her and and I'm
like she probably smells thatweed.
And uh, so I just kept walking,ignored her and she goes sir,

(02:34:15):
you're smoking, said it again.
I go and I turn around, I likedid a full 360.
There's nobody around.
She's looking right at me.
I'm like the fuck is shetalking about?
so I just kept walking and shescreams sir, you're on fire and
I looked down as soon as shesaid that, and my fucking pocket

(02:34:37):
is just filled with smoke.

Speaker 11 (02:34:39):
Oh, my god, and I turned the opposite way of it.

Speaker 10 (02:34:43):
I did a full 360 and it's going the opposite way,
and then she goes sir you didn'tget outside.
You're going to sell thesprinklers.
I said, lady, I'm on fire.
Just screamed it in her face.
And then I run outside, I beatmy coat on the ground and then I
look back and they're like allon the phones and shit.
And I just fucking took off onthe ground.
And then I look back andthey're like all on the phones
and shit, like calling 911.

(02:35:04):
And I just fucking took off.
It was a 45 minute drive there.

Speaker 11 (02:35:08):
Did you stop drop and roll?

Speaker 10 (02:35:09):
I was there for about 10 seconds.

Speaker 4 (02:35:11):
No, goodwill couch for you.
No, couch, that was definitelycrazy man.

Speaker 1 (02:35:18):
I'm on fucking fire.
What are you talking?

Speaker 9 (02:35:20):
about what?
Did you have a 33 burn no?

Speaker 10 (02:35:25):
I didn't even get burned, I just somehow that
cherry stuck to that fuckingcigarette butt and went right in
my pocket dude Damn.
And next thing, you know I'myour titty was just taking a
couple of drags, yeah, it was itwas a teddy smoke.

Speaker 4 (02:35:41):
Yeah, that's crazy.
My tit kids on fire.

Speaker 7 (02:35:46):
I was gonna play ascend it the way just gonna
ascend it nope, we're gonna playit the way.
We're gonna go out with this no, we're gonna go out with this?

Speaker 1 (02:36:12):
No, definitely a good podcast yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:36:16):
Thanks again, jack, for coming on.
Yeah, thank you for having me.
Alright, we outta here tillnext time.
Bye, thank you for having me.

Speaker 9 (02:36:26):
All right, we out of here Till next time.
Bye, bye, bye.

Speaker 1 (02:36:41):
Bye.

Speaker 12 (02:36:45):
Bobby and Ben.

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