Diary of a Butt Plug with Chris Hoyt

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Speaker 1 (00:19):
you Keep it entertaining.
You better believe.
So let's get it popping.
No more talk.
Gonna make us laugh until wefart.
Woo Shane August, that's who wewant.
Gonna make us laugh until wefart, shane August, that's who
we want.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Gonna make us laugh until we fart.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
This is something that gets us pumped for episode
two.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Woo, son of a bitch.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Oh, my lord cast welcome to the podcast are we

(01:36):
all unmuted now we're all camera, we're on camera.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
We are unmuted.
We are back in studio ready toparty.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Um, I have heard our last episode was a little bit
tame.
Who said?

Speaker 7 (01:47):
that.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
They wish to not be identified.
We're going to put Christhrough the ringer, probably on
this episode it's going to getwild We've got some great videos
, but we are back in studio.

Speaker 6 (02:00):
You signed up for some weird shit.
Bud, Was it too clean?
Last time I did keep it out ofrespect for you signed up for
some weird shit bud.

Speaker 8 (02:03):
Was it too clean last ?

Speaker 6 (02:04):
time.
What was her?

Speaker 8 (02:04):
name Lisa Lisa.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
I did keep it out of respect for a professional
connection.

Speaker 7 (02:13):
She is a very sweet lady, she is super sweet.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
We got her a little bit on some stuff, a couple
things.
Yeah, yeah, ease it in, notwith you Tampered down Dry dry.

Speaker 8 (02:27):
No lube for you bud we'll see how this turns out.
I always tell people I justlook normal on the outside good
but our guest with us today ischrist.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Chris is a writer, producer, director, VFX artist.
Are you an actor?

Speaker 8 (02:54):
A bad one.
That's why I started creating.
I used to put in for movies andget small parts, but then I
just realized it wasn't thatgood.
I was more creative.
It actually made me a betteractor though.

Speaker 7 (03:10):
Yeah, I couldn't act at all, he's also co-founder at
Control Plus Send Studios.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Let's get that out there, nice.

Speaker 8 (03:19):
I'm going to throw their names out Josh McCamey,
andy Swanson and Colin Stein.

Speaker 6 (03:26):
Nice Colin Stein.
That sounds like a pen name.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
I visited the studio.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
It's a very nice office space.
Thank you Pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
That's where you write and come up with movies or
what.

Speaker 8 (03:41):
Yeah, pretty much we all share the office space we
don't really rent.
We don't have a studio space,we just rent it as we need it.
So it's really cool becausewe're all in kind of different
offices yelling at each otherand then we all conglomerate and
just bounce ideas off of eachother.
It's really cool.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
That's awesome.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
Yeah, and so I met Chris when I got cast in
Jurassic Pet 3.
Jp3.
So Chris is known for theJurassic Pet movies.
Yeah, jp3.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
He had that tattoo.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
What else?
Dinosaur World, Ooh.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
I like the dinosaurs.
Is that one Were you in?

Speaker 5 (04:18):
Dinosaur.
World.
No, no, oh no, I just did myresearch.
Oh yeah, yeah, no, I just didmy research.

Speaker 8 (04:24):
Oh yeah, yeah I wrote Dinosaur World, which was
interesting because it was aremake, pretty much for the
Chinese market, of the JurassicGames.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
Oh how funny.

Speaker 8 (04:33):
Okay, because it wouldn't pass censorship.

Speaker 6 (04:35):
Jurassic Games wouldn't pass censorship.

Speaker 8 (04:37):
Mm-hmm Huh.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Interesting.
Where can we watch that?

Speaker 8 (04:41):
All the streaming services pretty much has
everything that I've worked on,that I believe.
Sometimes they're on the freestreamers, so let's do better.

Speaker 6 (04:52):
Was Chris where we got our excellent selection of
scary movies.

Speaker 7 (04:58):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (04:58):
Yeah, I love those yes.

Speaker 8 (05:02):
Great.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
They have been fantastic.

Speaker 8 (05:05):
Those low-budget movies is kind of what got us
started.
They're my favorite.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Our favorite so far is Alien Party Crashers.
Heck yeah there are so many Ihaven't seen it.
It sucks because I don'tremember the lines, but I
remember us watching it going ohmy, we're going to be using
these we did for a couple weeks.

Speaker 6 (05:29):
We quoted that movie all the time and then finally it
was like oh, there's only sixpeople who actually know, what
we're talking about.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Yeah, and maybe they weren't super funny, but they
were just ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
They were great.
Where'd you get these?

Speaker 8 (05:45):
His collection so I have his shelf.
So we have another partner, asilent partner out of state, and
that's kind of how we startedmaking movies.
He was our sales agent and someof those movies we've worked on
, some of them we haven't, so Ijust had a whole bunch of them
in my office.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Nice Cool, nice Cool.

Speaker 8 (06:01):
Give away.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Alien Party.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
Crashers really is one of my favorites.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Yeah, I may have to watch it again.

Speaker 8 (06:09):
Well, it sounds like I need to watch it.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
period oh yeah, movie night, check it out.
It's funny stuff, just watch.

Speaker 8 (06:16):
Well I'll tell you what I always tell people this
story all the time.
I've told my son this.
I said you know, you were bornat a time when this was before
COVID, when every weekend therewas a $200 million movie in the
theater.
I said when I was a kid, forevery blockbuster there was a
ton of low-budget, cringy movies, but my brother and I loved

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them, so we saw every single onewe could.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Do you remember when Donnie, our cousin, he would
come visit and we would go andrent the B-rated horror?

Speaker 2 (06:49):
movies.
He would find the weirdestmovies you could find.
So yeah, we did somethingsimilar.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
It was pretty funny.

Speaker 8 (06:55):
Some of those are the best.
I mean, when I was in highschool, we used to watch Evil
Dead often yeah, I did not watchscary movies then.

Speaker 6 (07:03):
I was a big baby.
I love scary movies.
She was a big baby, I lovescary movies she did see sinners
, though.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yeah, that wasn't scary at all until dawn tonight
or after no no, no, no.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
That was a video game that I was super excited to
play.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
I was like.
This seems kind of creepy and alittle.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
No, it scared me the video game scared me so bad that
I had to stop playing it.
Oh, wow.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
You'll love it, I'll love it.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
I'll sleep like a baby, yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
right up your alley, yeah.
But Centers was awesome.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
I want to see that too.
It's great.
It was so good Two hours or soOver two hours.

Speaker 8 (07:38):
I was actually listening to NPR on the way to
work and they do a thing calledFresh Air and they'll interview
people and they had the directoron.
I think it was Friday.
I was like, oh, this is prettycool.
Listen to his path.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
It was a good movie, very good, really enjoyed it and
it's been a long time sincewe've gone to the movie theater
and really enjoyed it.
Enjoyed the movie.
Last few Marvel movies we wentto were just kind of.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
I mean.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
Deadpool and Wolverine was okay, but some of
the other ones prior to that, ohmy goodness.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
I haven't been to one in a while.
I should have just waited.

Speaker 8 (08:16):
I'm going to say something blasphemous to a lot
of people.
Oh God, Saw Twisters yesterdayfor the Finally saw Twisters.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
You didn't like it I didn't like it.

Speaker 8 (08:26):
I, I didn't like it as much.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
I didn't.

Speaker 8 (08:28):
I mean, I know it was like oh, number one movie and
everybody was going crazy, but Ididn't feel, the characters
didn't feel endearing to me.
And at the same time I was likeis this supposed to be a part
two or a remake?
Because it feels a lot like aremake.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
Oh, really, it was all the same tropes.

Speaker 8 (08:42):
It was just different , but not in a way I felt like
I'm going to watch this movieagain.
I've seen the original Twistermovie multiple times, oh, a
billion times.

Speaker 6 (08:49):
Yeah, I know what you mean.

Speaker 8 (08:50):
It was just one of those movies I was like, oh,
it's good and it's cool.
I mean, a lot of hard work wentinto it, but it was just like
go, I'm going to go to thetheater and watch this movie.
It's very rare that I feel thatanymore, and it stinks, to tell
you the truth.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
For what I do.
We haven't even seen it.

Speaker 6 (09:10):
You haven't seen Twisters.
I will not see Twisters, whyTornadoes are scary.
It's got that cute guy in it,yeah, but I can watch him on
anything else that he's in.

Speaker 8 (09:19):
That's fine movies do , though.
I have family that lives out ofstate.
They're very you know.
They've never been to oklahomaand they think we have tornadoes
daily, daily yeah, it's like anormal.

Speaker 6 (09:29):
Absolutely well, when my cousin moved here from san
diego, she was like so we'lljust be ready for tornadoes
every time it rains and I'm likeevery time it rains no, no, it
rains more often than in naterswe might have forgot to warn
them about the Saturday siren.
Tell them about the noon on.
Saturday.
We were panicking runningaround.

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It's sunny though.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
And we had to really make it clear that the county is
large.
And if there's a tornadoanywhere in the county that's
going off.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
It doesn't mean it's right in your backyard right,
yeah, right on top I live on theedge of this county, oh, miles
away.

Speaker 8 (10:10):
I mean, it takes me 30 minutes to get here and yeah,
it's like it's.
You know there's one by norman,and the sirens go off.

Speaker 6 (10:15):
My kid and wife are heading for the yeah, yeah
bunker and I'm watching the newsit's exactly 35 miles away from
us right now.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
I'm like I'll wait till it's about a mile away yeah
that's just how we do it herewe saw it moving the theater
because my son's obsessed withtornadoes and it was like you,
almost like, wanted thatnostalgia feel from twister but
yeah it wasn't there yeah, itwas lacking a little and I think
the other characters, likethey're not from oklahoma well,
it's not bill paxton well well,it's not bill paxton, I don't

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care.

Speaker 8 (10:45):
It had some great cinematography yeah that was
very reminiscent of that butit's just like you know, when I,
when I watch a movie you know Iwatch, stand by me.
I saw that movie and I was atage and I can relate.
And you know there's even evenwhen I watch kid movies nowadays
I'm kind of like, oh, you know,this is uh, this character
drawing me in and I just didn'tfeel that on this, yeah, I know

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what you mean.
At all, but it was fun.
I mean, it was cool seeing ElReno downtown.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, I was going to say El Reno looked cool because
you drive through it all thetime.

Speaker 8 (11:15):
I was down there while they were shooting it it
was like their day off and I saweverything destroyed.
That just massive they had thismassive light panel that's held
up by cranes and I'm like.
That light panel is the entirebudget of Jurassic Pet 3.

Speaker 7 (11:28):
Oh right.

Speaker 6 (11:32):
Was there a cow in the tornado in Twisters?

Speaker 8 (11:36):
I don't remember what they should have been, because
that's like my.
That's the iconic thing.

Speaker 6 (11:39):
When I think of Twister it's the one CGI shot of
the cow and goes and like as itgoes around.

Speaker 8 (11:47):
That's my favorite I mean, I would have been, I would
have been happy if the brahmsign would have flowed.
That would have been cool yeahjust missed out.

Speaker 6 (11:54):
Yeah, really they should just have oklahomans,
right, right, yeah, that movieand act in it.
Let us, let us tell you what,what it's actually like.

Speaker 8 (12:01):
No, you have people on their lines or on the roofs
right drinking and watching it.
And it's actually like no, youhave people on their lines or on
their roofs drinking andwatching it.
And it's like, hey, honey, yougotta come see this.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Look, look, look.
It's getting closer.
It's about to hit the school.
Good thing it's Saturday.

Speaker 6 (12:13):
Then you got families fighting with each other on
which meteorologist to watchyeah.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
It's always the super redneck guy that the news goes
to.

Speaker 7 (12:23):
No teeth no bra.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Yeah, man, goddamn thing, took my chicken coop, man
All my chickens gone.

Speaker 8 (12:31):
If you find any of them, chickens, they're mine.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
You know how expensive them eggs are now?
Yeah, a million dollars.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
So, Chris, are you from Oklahoma originally.

Speaker 8 (12:41):
I've lived here most of my life.
I was born on Fort Ord ArmyBase, my dad was in the army,
nice, and then I think we movedto oklahoma when I was about
five cool, so I pretty muchconsider this my home state and
my family that was living incalifornia.
Still they're like, oh, yousound like an oaky and you know
blah, blah, blah.
And I was like, yeah, I love ithere.
Um, I like you know me makingmovies.

(13:03):
I've had a lot of people say,oh, you're starting to do things
.
Are you gonna move to la?

Speaker 2 (13:07):
oh yeah no, no thanks we can make anything here as
far as I'm concerned firm hardpass I always think I don't like
oklahoma until I travel andthen I'm like well yeah, maybe
it's not so bad, it's just thedrivers here are horrible.
Yeah, wow, that's true, that'sbut everything just seems slow
and quiet, Not like go, go, go.
It's cheaper.

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And you know what it's cheaper?

Speaker 5 (13:29):
I have found that, yes, drivers here are absolutely
retarded.
I'm going to say it.
Oh hard.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
Yeah, look out, damn it, this is awful.

Speaker 8 (13:43):
My name is no longer Chris.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
Hoyt.

Speaker 8 (13:47):
I'm some other guy.

Speaker 6 (13:48):
Some other guy also named Chris Hoyt.
That's so weird.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
No, I'm originally from Newark, but driving in
Denver, I mean, and then Dallas,oh yeah.
Dallas is horrible.

Speaker 8 (14:02):
I feel like you just have to match the aggression of
Dallas drivers, and then Dallas.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
Dallas is horrible, I mean.
So I feel like you just have tomatch the aggression of Dallas
drivers and then you're fine.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
But there's probably different levels of stupidity.

Speaker 8 (14:13):
But please use your blinkers, please.
Oh God, don't Stop runninggreen lights.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Running green lights.

Speaker 8 (14:22):
I'm always like on the way my office is on the
Northwest Expressway and I'malways like, okay, the light
turned green One, two, three.

Speaker 7 (14:27):
Okay, now I can go.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
That Waiting.

Speaker 6 (14:31):
Oh yeah.
Yeah, I can't, I don't want tobe T-boned.
Yeah, no kidding.
So more or less grew up inOklahoma, whereabouts.

Speaker 8 (14:41):
All over.
So my dad got out of the Armyand I think the first place we
ended up with burns flat that'sa choice, and it was.
It was really.
It was an old base there thatgot closed down.
It's actually one of thelongest airstrips in the country
too that's cool so, um, withthe kindergarten there, and then
the boom went bust.

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That can't tell you how old I am.
Everybody moved in one day,pretty much.
I remember walking through theneighborhood and like, hey,
there's my friends and I gethome and I said every, it looks
like everybody has got a u-haulat their house and my mom says,
yeah, we're leaving, too pack up, oh wow so we went from geary
to all right, sorry burns flatto sorry Burns Flat 2.

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I'm trying to remember now theorder.
I think it was outside ofHinton and then Geary, and then
Altus, weatherford, thomas,cordell.
I graduated high school inCordell, which was I may be
missing a town, but that was.
Oh, thomas moved in Thomas fora little bit.
So I went to nine differentschools by the time I graduated

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high school.
So I don't have any childhoodfriends.
Pretty much I have high schoolfriends.
You were the new guy all thetime.

Speaker 6 (15:52):
Yeah, that sucks.

Speaker 8 (15:53):
Permanent fixture and my wife was born and raised in
the same town.
She graduated there.

Speaker 6 (15:59):
Cordell Mm-hmm, that's cool.

Speaker 8 (16:06):
Did you meet there or did you meet later?
We actually met in Cordell.
My best friend his name wasJimmy was always like hey, I'm
trying to, you know, date herHeidi's.
My wife's name is Heidi and hersister's name is Heather, and
there's Hillary and Haley.
Oh wow he was like you know Ilike this Heather girl, I don't
want to go by myself, so hedragged me along.
I was a horrible wingman, soall my friends were always older

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than me.
But so my brother was two yearsolder than me and my other
friends close friends were ayear older than me.
But I was kind of I'm a nerd,so I could have graduated with
my brother.
My mom wouldn't let me.
Yeah, so I finished my last twoyears, you know my junior year
with my other two friends, andthen my senior year was just me
oh, wow so, um, and then I diddebate and she joined debate and

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we started hanging out anddating

Speaker 6 (16:59):
together debating together and we still debate,
but well it's the cornerstone ofyour relationship.

Speaker 8 (17:04):
Yes, but um.
After my freshman year ofcollege, we got married oh so
high school sweethearts and thenwe let's see.
I went to southwesternuniversity for a year and
realized it wasn't a place forme really.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Um, I was too I don't know, I always feel like too
much of a free spirit orwhatever.

Speaker 8 (17:24):
I was the hippie kid with all the cowboys, you know,
I had long hair earrings playedin a rock band.
That's what all my buddies andI did we played in a band.

Speaker 6 (17:33):
That's cool Rocker.

Speaker 8 (17:35):
So took a year off, went to OU.
We got married.
She went to OU.
We both graduated from there.

Speaker 6 (17:41):
That's awesome.

Speaker 8 (17:43):
Boomer, boomer, boomer.
So we was living in Shawneewhen we finally had a kid and
she was like this kid's going tobe born in Norman.
So our doctor's was in Norman.
So when the time come, the 3o'clock in the morning, we
stopped by Burger King to getsome food because she thought
she wouldn't be able to eat, andwe drove to Norman Nice.

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I think we got there at six inthe morning and he was born
right before noon oh my gosh,just get it over with yep, so is
he your only?

Speaker 6 (18:15):
yeah he is yeah, he's an only child.

Speaker 8 (18:17):
It's pretty rad yeah, I know, I know he gets lonely,
but, um, just because of somemedical issues, we were only.
We were lucky to have him.
Oh yeah, find out.

Speaker 6 (18:24):
So wow, that's even better how old is he now?
He's 14 14 did I fight?
Loneliness were you lonely as aonly child no, I don't think I
read it.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
I wanted to be an only child I was a middle.

Speaker 6 (18:38):
I was a middle and I still felt lonely at times I
would bet middle kids felt feelmore lonely than only children
I'm a middle kid Are you kind ofa middle yeah, you and Dan,
yeah, yeah.
Eric's the baby.
You're the oldest.
I would say Taylor's the mostmiddle, because you were out of
the house while they were reallygrowing up.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah, Quite a bit older so.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
Dan really was the oldest for a while.

Speaker 7 (19:04):
I wish she was the only girl, though.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
So I wonder, if that helps.

Speaker 6 (19:09):
I think that hurts.
Made a difference.

Speaker 8 (19:11):
I'll tell you, my brother and I were a year and a
half apart.

Speaker 6 (19:15):
Oh yeah, and it's crazy Irish twins.

Speaker 8 (19:18):
So what happens is, you see I'm a baby, he's a
little kid, and at some point wegot to the same height height.
My mom dressed us in the sameclothes, just different colors,
perfect.
People thought we were twins.
Um, then I have a sister that'sfour years younger than me.
So my brother and I fought.
We didn't really get alonguntil probably high school and
we had the same friends.
But, um, and then, when I was16, my mom we got remarried.

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I didn't, so I was.
I have a sister that's like 16years younger than me.
Oh, that's odd that's fun soyeah, we didn't grow up together
, so that's a whole otherdynamic you don't like.

Speaker 6 (19:52):
I wonder if that's more like talk about yeah, that
feels more like a like a nieceor nephew, uncle type
relationship with that kind ofage difference yeah, it's weird,
it's like I don't.

Speaker 8 (20:03):
You know, I feel like I don't really know her, you
know, because we didn't grow uptogether and you know she
probably looks at me as some oldfart.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Yeah I want to say, uh, a buddy of mine in the army,
I was in the army.
Um, he was the youngest and sohe was my age, so we were both
about 2021 and basic, and hisdad was like 60 was like oldest.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, something like I was like oh man.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
I don't know if I should be impressed or no.

Speaker 8 (20:43):
you're hoping like oh man, when I'm 60, I hope I can
keep on going.

Speaker 6 (20:46):
No kidding, I hope I can make a baby.

Speaker 7 (20:51):
It's so exhausting having a kid though.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
I'm already tired.
I'm not even close to 60.
I can't imagine.

Speaker 8 (20:57):
Imagine that, no, I had a friend, I can't remember
how many brothers and sisters,maybe one sister, a couple
brothers.
I thought he was an only childbecause he was so much, because
they were so much older than hewas, oh man, and we used to give
him heck.
It's like hey man, um, youdon't look like your dad all
that much, what's up, what thehired?

Speaker 6 (21:14):
hand looked like.
Who's the milkman and cordellguys that was cool.

Speaker 8 (21:22):
His, his dad reminded me of red off of um, that 70s
show.
Yeah, when that show came out Icalled him up and said, dude,
your dad is on tv, because he'dsay stuff like that you're a
dumb ass we'd sneak out at nighthe lived out in the country
we'd walk like how many miles totown, tapping on the windows,
getting girls out, and uh, whenhis, when his dad got ill and

(21:44):
was on his deathbed.
Um well, the first time thishappened was because,
legitimately, there was a meteorshower.
We go to his, we go to hishouse to stay out the night out
in the country and his momforgets about us and locks us
out.
So we're like cool, let's gowalk to town.
So we started to do thatperiodically.
But on his dad's deathbed hesaid I know what you and the
hoit boys were doing oh no, thehoit boys but we're like oh man,

(22:09):
we thought we were so cool.
He said no, dad knew exactlywhat we were doing.
I said you know, that makessense now, because we'd be
crawling in the window at sun upand then, like 30 minutes later
, boom, boom, boom.
Hey boys, breakfast is on, youknow pretending like you just
got, oh yeah like oh, I'm sowell rested so now, deep down
inside, yeah, I was like he wasjust doing that to be yeah, I'll

(22:29):
show those guys boys man, thatmust be something to be.

Speaker 6 (22:33):
The white boys, I mean, we're the we're, dan and
eric the olden boys.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
No, I don't think so, because they never got in
trouble for shit yeah so theywouldn't be no, they didn't hang
out together either.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
No, no like that age yeah like daniel and eric didn't
like hang out.
The same group of friends orhang out.
That wasn't until we were allolder.

Speaker 6 (22:53):
Then we all hung out with eric's I was about to say
you hung out with eric's friendsright, daniel and I both what
helps in school.

Speaker 8 (23:02):
we all did really well in school, so I remember
one time.

Speaker 7 (23:06):
Successful.

Speaker 8 (23:07):
We skipped.
My friend Dave and I skipped.
We're supposed to be going to abaseball game to watch.
We left.
We show up late.
The principal's like my officefirst thing Monday.
So we're like, okay, finallygoing to get it now.
So we go to the office and hesays, no, you guys are good, I
just had to do that in front ofall the other students.

Speaker 6 (23:23):
You guys never do anything, uh me and my best
friend rana in high school.
Rana rana, yeah, um, when wewere in high school on like
senior ditch day, we were like,oh my gosh, we're definitely in
a ditch, we're straight a superdorks, super.
And guess what we did on seniorditch day we went to school.
We went to UCO to enroll in ourclasses.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
You are a nerd and we were so excited.

Speaker 7 (23:49):
We're going to college.
Oh my lord.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
You don't want to know what I did on senior ditch
day.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
No, tell us.

Speaker 6 (24:02):
I wasn't a rebel until I met this guy.

Speaker 8 (24:05):
I wasn't until my parents got divorced, to tell
you the truth, because I movedto Thomas.
I'm like 13 years old.

Speaker 6 (24:10):
And there's four people in that whole town.

Speaker 8 (24:13):
The stand by me came out and that was my crew.
You know, we had a guy namedTurtle Turtle.
You know on sticks and Hawk orwhatever, and I remember we'd go
to the quick stop and one ofthem would be chatting up the
girl at the front andeverybody's filling pockets full
of candy.
We'd go to this big junk pileyard or whatever and there's
this big gas tank, old gas tankwith a hole cut in it kind of a

(24:36):
thing.
We'd go in there and we'd smokecigars, read comic books and
eat our stolen candy.

Speaker 6 (24:42):
Smoke cigars so hard, those ho-up boys go hard.

Speaker 8 (24:46):
Well, my brother wasn't even with me at that
point.
He had his own friends, but itwas crazy.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
That's funny.
Well, what we would do, I'dcome out smelling like smoke.

Speaker 8 (24:52):
My mom's like were you smoking?
No, I was at so-and-so's house.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
His parents chain smoked.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
We used to take some Dr Pepper pepper drink quite a
bit of it, and then take dad'srum, pour in there and then put
water in the rum, put that backand then we'd sneak out of the
house and have a campfire anddrink this rum and dr pepper.
And then the time I did getcaught was like the second time
I'd snuck out with one of theneighborhood girls.
I won't say their name on thepodcast, but she still has a

(25:30):
restraining order.
Yeah, she does Nothing like thathappened but I go back and I
always went out my bedroomwindow, but it was locked.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
I was like oh, fuck, same thing they did to Eric.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
And then I was like, hmm, I we always hid like a key
to the house outside.
I grabbed it, tried to go inone door real quiet, I don't
know why I didn't go around andtry a side door or dad's office
door.
I went in the back so loud andthen I'm coming in quiet Mom's

(26:12):
like hello.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Well, look how it is.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
Fuck.
And then later dad was like Iwas glad to hear you were
sneaking out with a girl.

Speaker 12 (26:24):
My boy.

Speaker 7 (26:25):
I never snuck out, but then that led to dad's birds
and the bees talk.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
And I shut down after his first line and he says you
know, once you blow your wad.
And I was just like we're notdoing this.
We're not doing this, Like, ohmy God, Okay.

Speaker 6 (26:54):
What was your birds on the bees talk?
I didn't have one.
I was going to say didn't needto, ever no.

Speaker 8 (27:00):
We had sex ed in school.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah, I wish we had that in like sixth grade or
something.

Speaker 8 (27:04):
We had like the in school.

Speaker 6 (27:05):
Yeah, I wish we had that in like sixth grade or
something.
We had like the AIDS talk.

Speaker 8 (27:06):
No, we were the generation where the parents
didn't want to talk to theirkids, so let's have someone at
school do it.
That's making it real awkwardfor them at school, fifth grade.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
I remember that.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
We had to go through that.
Was it fifth grade?
Damn that's young.

Speaker 6 (27:17):
I feel like now it's sixth grade maybe Like we had
the AIDS and STD, like terriblevideo that you had to watch and
then you had to watch the video,like the girls had to watch the
video about your changing body.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
You're going to have hair in different places.
Like what If?

Speaker 5 (27:36):
you have unprotected sex you're getting gentle
towards and here's a photo yeah,pretty much.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 8 (27:43):
And going to hell.

Speaker 6 (27:44):
And you're going to hell you're on a center no, I
went to public school.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
We didn't get to talk about that I remember that you
could put random questions sothat because if you're
embarrassed before and someonewas like can you get pregnant if
you swallow it?
They were all like you can'tlaugh, and we were like.

Speaker 7 (28:02):
So then on the on the teacher end of that.

Speaker 6 (28:05):
I taught seventh grade science for a million
years and we had the aidscurriculum that we had to like.
It was like a scripted thingand we just had to get through
it and a little bow, wow was thevideo super rad and like we
play it.
We play it for the first timeand we're it's like all of us
science teachers and all of thekids were in the library Like

(28:25):
just shown it one time.
Little bow out comes on thescreen.
I look over at my teacherfriend.
I was like she's like this isthe new one and I'm like that
guy's 80 right now.

Speaker 8 (28:37):
But I accidentally found my dad's Playboys that he
had, I think from the 70s bush70s, I guess I accidentally
found my dad's playboys that hehad, I think, from the 70s, and
there's like there's nothing tosee there oh, do you mean these?

Speaker 6 (28:51):
we'll pull those playboys out, uh, but then we,
at the time kids were allowed to, you know, write in their their
questions or whatever.
Actually, no, this first yearwe didn't have them write
questions, we let them askquestions we were real dumb and
a kid one time asked so uh, ifyour papa girl's cherry?

(29:12):
Oh no, does that blood haveaids?
Yes, yes it does it, does it,does it does Pupicles Chili.
Does that blood have?
Eights.

Speaker 8 (29:25):
That reminds me of Clerks.
2.
Yeah, when they're at moviesit's like you know, the gnome,
what does he call it?

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Oh, the uh.
What does he say?
That's my fucking coochie.
That's hanging out.

Speaker 6 (29:38):
Pretty much Probably.
I just watched that the otherday.
Well then, I remember there wasa kid when I was in eighth
grade, this football player orwhatever comes up to me.
I did not talk to footballplayers.
I was super weird and he's likeyou got a fat pussy Asking me
and I was like no, what, I don'thave a cat, I have a cat.

Speaker 5 (29:59):
She's a reverse cat.

Speaker 6 (30:00):
I'm allergic to dad.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
We have dogs.

Speaker 8 (30:04):
Yeah he eats too much that's fun I'd say the most
weird thing I ever had.
I can't remember his fifth orsixth or seventh grade, I just
remember I was living in altusinto science class and I don't
know what happened.
We already had sex ed butsomehow we got on this topic and
then all of a sudden thisteacher kind of went into her
own world and talking about,before you know it, you're

(30:26):
making bad decisions and you getpregnant.

Speaker 6 (30:28):
I mean, she went on for like an hour and she
unpacked everything for you.
Yeah, she must have had a badnight, or something.

Speaker 8 (30:34):
She did.
And talking about, you know youdon't want to get pregnant and
give your kid up for adoptionand so many years later you're
wondering and we're all like Imean, it's just like she's kind
of wandering around and likethis and I felt sorry for her,
but she's like in her own world,like it just totally snapped at
that moment.
Oh, no, and we're all lookingat you like are we safe?
It's like should we get help?

Speaker 6 (30:54):
You know, do we need to call the council?

Speaker 8 (30:56):
Yeah, we're like, should we get somebody at the
office?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
She's having a meltdown.

Speaker 8 (31:02):
Then it's like the ring.
You know, the bell rings andthen she kind of snaps out of it
.
We're all just like you know,she's like oh fuck.

Speaker 6 (31:09):
I just said all that.

Speaker 8 (31:10):
That was weird.

Speaker 6 (31:12):
I hope y'all are good .

Speaker 8 (31:13):
That's the thing that was actually most traumatic to
me.
I was like I ain't ever gettinga girl pregnant.

Speaker 6 (31:20):
That was scary.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
I think they did, didn't those videos also show a
woman giving birth?
Yes, yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Because that's like this is going to happen to your
vagina if you have socks andthere's a huge Splits open.
Yeah, Bush, and we were likewhat it looks like that.

Speaker 8 (31:34):
And there's a chance your husband's never going to
want to touch you again becauseyou're totally grossed out.
I had a friend that happened tothe wife was like he won't
touch me anymore.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Oh, that's why you don't watch it.
Yeah, she's got a big beaver.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
I didn't watch.
They were like do you want amirror?
I was like hell no.
Do you want a?
Mirror.
Do you kidding me?

Speaker 8 (31:53):
I don't want nightmares, right?

Speaker 6 (31:54):
No, I don't want to see it.
I'm going to see this thingalien.

Speaker 8 (32:01):
I tell you what it was cool.
Though my son was born, I gavehim his first bath.
That is kind of cool.
That is cool Daniel pulled.

Speaker 6 (32:07):
Molly out Did he.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
She was like do you want to pull her out?
He was like yeah, okay, here wego.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
The baby's almost there, but he didn't have to
glove up.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
He's like okay what do I do?
I'm just glad he didn't passout.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
He was a medic.
I know that's true.

Speaker 8 (32:31):
Yeah, that was my birth experience, and anybody
that listens that hasn't hadkids yet.
If you're going to have kids,buy lots of chocolate to take to
the front desk for all thenurses.

Speaker 6 (32:40):
Oh, that's a good tip .

Speaker 8 (32:42):
And my wife is like like that was her idea, so, so
every day I'd be like.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
This is from baby hoyt oh yeah, because I mean
it's like and there's more inthe room yeah, it's like
buttering up the uh um thebartender at embassy suites at
their uh managers happy hourshow them a little I always show
them a little boob yeah Islipped his left one.

Speaker 6 (33:04):
I give him a 20 boob.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
His left one.
I'd give him a 20 and a nip.

Speaker 7 (33:06):
Yeah 20, nip.
A good pour, or what?
No, they'll just keep you don'thave to get back in line.

Speaker 6 (33:14):
We got snowed in at an NBC Suites in Denver, and so
then they extended the happyhour Because a ton of people
were snowed in.

Speaker 8 (33:23):
Oh yeah, they're going to be spending and
drinking, oh my God.

Speaker 6 (33:25):
Yeah, and so that's all anybody in the hotel could
do.
So we get to the hotel bar andwe're going to eat down there
and it is packed.
Shane manages his way up thereand gives the guy a 20.
And a nip Gives the guy a 20and he was like got it.
And then we found a seat up atthe bar.
We didn't ever have an evenhalf-empty drink.

(33:46):
Wow, that dude man, Just 20bucks.
We were shway-steed.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
Yeah, because these other fuckers, they weren't
tipping the dude.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
They were mad Like he made it snow oh.

Speaker 8 (33:57):
Oh, I did do that, maybe he did.

Speaker 6 (33:59):
He did.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
He did eyes evil genius

Speaker 6 (34:04):
so how did you get into what you do now?

Speaker 8 (34:07):
oh man, that's kind of a long story good gives her
time hey it's fineit's pretty clean, but it's, uh,
it's, it's.
I think it's kind ofinteresting.
So I mean I can go way back.
I've always been interested inthe arts.
I like to draw, paint, thatkind of thing.
I did art all all through highschool and I actually had a

(34:28):
scholarship for art and thenwent for debate.
But I also liked business andwhen it came to time to go to
college I was like I'm nevergoing to make any money in the
arts.
So I'm going to get a businessdegree because I've known a guy
that had a record contract andpeople think, oh, I got a record
deal.
Well, sometimes you get arecord deal just to be shelved,
because they know that yourcompetition against somebody

(34:48):
they already got a lot of moneyin.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
Oh, I never thought about that, yeah.

Speaker 8 (34:51):
So I thought I'm going to get a marketing degree,
kind of a general thing.
So when I was in college mybrother hit me up, him and a
friend, david another guynamedid said hey, we're gonna do
this public access show innorman.
It was called the communityaccess, I don't know if it's
still around or not.
So the three of us, we tooktheir little training course and
, um, they kind of hated usbecause everything was like you

(35:13):
know, the learning to read hour,the gay lesbian hour, whatever
it was.
Ours was um a cross between kidsin the hall saturday night live
and robot chicken and robotchick didn't even exist.

Speaker 6 (35:25):
Oh, you were the og without even knowing.

Speaker 8 (35:27):
Wow so they absolutely hated us though, but
because we'd always like we'regonna go shoot out in the field
and things, um.
So I was like, oh, we couldpitch this comedy central,
because comedy central, I'vebeen around that long but
everybody was graduating, mybrother's, like now we're done,
but uh, we actually shot somefootage and this is probably
going to send me to hell, butanyway, I had long hair, pretty

(35:48):
hairless.
Our deal was we were making funof everybody and anybody.
We had an email set up for hatemail specifically for hate mail
.
So kind of along the lines ofMonty Python I'm actually.
They put me on a cross and weglued a bunch of chest hair on,
because I didn't have any chesthair and my brother and David

(36:09):
they do the little Monty Pythonthing where they kind of put the
cloth around their head andthey're like they're women.
And I'm doing really horriblepickup lines.
While you're on the cross.
Yes.

Speaker 6 (36:21):
That's excellent.

Speaker 8 (36:22):
So we have my wife here.
She's going to behorrifiedified now, but she
should know what we did this atthe time, but uh shit it was
stuff like um, oh man, um, hey,hey.
You know more than one thing isgonna rise in three days and
stuff like that you know, youknow when you're in college and

(36:42):
you're just like whatever, hey,baby.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
Before college, humor was a thing you know what looks
good on you, me.

Speaker 8 (36:50):
You know that kind of stuff.
But that never made it into thefinal episode because they
absolutely hated us.
They refused to do our reruns.
So I hung out one day at thebuilding.
Someone came out you have tohave a little pass card to get
in there and I went downstairsin the basement.
They didn't see me and I tookthe last copy that we had of the
only episode.

(37:10):
I mean it's, there's a, there'sa.
We did this fake sex linecommercial because there's a guy
calling the commercials likehey, let's actually shoot a
commercial.
So I had really long hair.
I put my hair in pigtails.
I bought my wife's red, sparklybikini oh nice.
Put on like horror makeup, yeah, nice.
And then my brother does too.

(37:31):
And we sit in this extremelylarge bathtub with bubbles and
we start blowing bubbles andstuff.

Speaker 7 (37:39):
I mean it's like we need to talk to a counselor kind
of thing, so it was a long.

Speaker 8 (37:46):
They absolutely hated us.
So, yes, it was like monkey menin tool belts or something.
I can't remember what it was.

Speaker 6 (37:54):
It's like an SNL skit .
Yeah, that's great we gotKvasio.
What was that guy?
Were they in the bathroom?
Yes, mike Myers.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Yes.

Speaker 8 (38:03):
One of the skits was we did like a guy, you know, we
kind of did a Star Trek episode.
So we had a cardboard stand upof Captain Kirk Perfect.
One of my friends thought it'dbe hilarious for my 21st
birthday if he got me a blackblow up sex doll Nice.
So she became Lieutenant Ahura.
Perfect, it's really horrible.

Speaker 10 (38:25):
We're going to have a Dick Space tonight Dick Space,
dick Space 69.

Speaker 8 (38:31):
It ends up with a shot where David is a captain of
a, he stole the Enterprise andwe cut to the very end.
They're in bed smokingcigarettes Afterwards.
That's fantastic.
Yes, that's one way to say itwas.
That's fantastic.
Absolutely.
Yes, that's one way to say it.
Yeah, but I watch it.
Yeah, so I have a.
Was I graduated, got in thebusiness.

(38:52):
I've been playing the guitarsince I was 13.
So I kind of had a side bandgoing on.
I'd always write music and thenin 2010, they were making this
movie called the Killer InsideMe.
Then in 2010, they were makingthis movie called the killer
inside me and they were shootingpart of it in cordell.
Well, that's cool.
So we're like, oh, let's tryout for an extra.
My wife got a part, I didn't.
So we go to cordell we were nolonger living there and they do

(39:14):
a um fitting.
So my mom had a shop there.
So I'm hanging out with my momand my wife calls or texts me,
says, hey, can you go get somemarkers?
The ladies need some markersand you know, they don't know
what an alco is or whatever.
It's a little like a walmart ordollar general yeah so I ran and
get them and I go inside andthey're like, oh, what time's
your fitting?
I said, well, I tried out, butI didn't get it.
So I take my picture, send itto the director.

(39:34):
And they're like, yeah, put themin it oh nice so about a month
later, when we're actuallyshooting, I had horned room
glasses and stuff too, becauseit's like, hey, you got to find
a way in to get more screen time, you know.
So, um, me and the few guysthat are there were standing in
line.
I'm just supposed to be a guywalking in the courthouse and
they said, hey, the directordecided he wants to pick out
who's going to be the sheriff'sdeputies.

(39:54):
So he comes in the room and hesays, this guy, oh wow.
So I shot for a week doing that.
And then I go home and theythen they call me and say hey,
we want you at the finale whenwe blow the house up.
So I show up in Guthrie for aday to do that, and then my wife

(40:16):
and I were taking a smallvacation.
I get home and then I startedkind of getting like emails
about being in commercials andstuff.
So then I would self submit andthen eventually I got an agent
and one of the things I triedout for was this movie called
Army of Frankensteins and it hada small part.
I didn't even know what it wasabout.
I'm just like, okay, this iscrazy, this is a crazy idea.

(40:37):
I got to be a part of thismovie.
So the night before I finallygot to the sides and realize I'm
reading for John Wilkes Boothoh shit which I look nothing
like John Wilkes Booth.
So I show up and I'm like, hey,you guys don't know this, but
this is what John Wilkes Boothreally looked like it's me
motherfuckers.
I gave my worst southern accent.
So they called me and was like,yeah, you didn't get that part,

(41:00):
but will you be a confederatesoldier?
So I ended up being it.
So much I gave myself a nameprivate bowl, regard.
My, my, my.
So it's a horrible, horrible,horrible, uh, exit.
They're like you did a greatjob.
I'm like, okay, um, so we shootthe first night out by Guthrie.

(41:23):
I get home Well, I wrapped up,I think around midnight, it was
freezing cold and I stayed andhelped hold a green screen and
stuff for him and I drive home.
I get home really early in themorning.
I hop in the shower and Iremember I yelled out to my wife
and I said, hey, what would youthink if I offered to help
these guys?
They're shorthanded.

(41:43):
Oh, I think it's a great idea.
So I did.
They made me associate producerand then we kept making movies
and I just then.

Speaker 7 (41:50):
I became a producer.

Speaker 8 (41:51):
We're shooting the Jurassic games and I was
actually.
I had the most experience withconstruction, so I spent 45 days
building this futuristic setfor the Jurassic games, but to
do that I had a day job.
I'd actually quit doingmarketing, went back to what I
did in college, which was doingauto upholstery, and my special
teams was convertibles.
So I was like I'm going to haveto quit.
So I quit, went into the moviesfull time and in the meantime

(42:16):
I'd written two scripts.
One of them was like if Iimagine myself as a superhero,
what powers would I want?
Self as a superhero, whatpowers would I want?
That's cool and it was tooshort.
And then we're.
We were doing army offrankenstein's.
We ended up in florida at supercon, at super con and I met
lloyd kaufman from the toxicavenger and those movies and
he's like hey, if you ever haveany scripts.
So on the flight back I thoughtnow what could I write for the,

(42:39):
that trauma veil?
So my wife said does he haveany alien movies?
And I said no.
So I came up with the idea ofinvasion of the alien nymphos,
which hasn't been made yet butit's fantastic.
So ryan, who's the director ofuh jurassic games, read it and
he says this is hilarious.
We will never make it.
But now our sales agent hassaid at the time he turned, he

(43:02):
said no, this thing wouldprobably make a ton of money.
He says it's so freaking crazy.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
It sounds like a like , a good spin on a like Austin
Powers.

Speaker 8 (43:10):
Well, what it is is.
I'm like OK, why do aliens comehere and sexually abuse people?
Because it's a vacation placefor the rich aliens, except
they're not very good at it.
It's hedonism.
So the nerds come to the richplanet.
You know the vacation spot forthe rich aliens, except they're
really good at you know sexuallyprobing people.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
So I never get visited by those aliens.

Speaker 8 (43:33):
That was my thing, so I was like where are they?

Speaker 5 (43:36):
Where are these aliens?

Speaker 7 (43:37):
at.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
I've always said they gotta have some killer space.

Speaker 8 (43:41):
So there's orgasmic goo, orgasmic goo.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
There we go.

Speaker 8 (43:45):
It's really funny.
So, anyway, our sales agentsaid, hey, I need this kind of
like sci-fi horror movie written.
And Ryan says, oh, I'm stillwriting Jurassic Games.
He says, you know, chris mighttry or whatever.
And so we're having a screeningfor Gremlin which we made,
which was originally a differentname, and I just walked up to
him I I talked to him before,but I never really um spent time

(44:09):
with him and I just said, hey,ryan said you needed a script
written.
He says yeah, and he says whatdo you think?
And I said this is how itshould end.
He says love it.
When can you write it?
wow so I wrote it and um, youknow, we're still producing
movies and stuff and he says um,at end he said he loved it
because and he said, you know, Iwas actually surprised, I
figured worst case scenario, itsucked and I just pay somebody
else to do it.
But he said he loved it andthen we ended up getting it he

(44:32):
brings us these guys in ACEentertainment who's got these
deals with Lionsgate, wow.
And I'm on the set in mygungies and josh comes and says
hey, um, we need you in theother, in the conference room.
So I go in there and as soon asI sit down, our sales agent
galen says and this guy willwrite the script yeah, what so I

(44:52):
wrote jurassic pet and thenfrom then on I just kept writing
more and writing more.
So then I wrote you know, pet,uh, uh, shoot.
What was that other one called?
Uh, the adventures of myfantastic pet, or whatever the
heck, it's called oh yeah, rufus.
And then Jurassic Pet 2,jurassic Pet 3.
Then I started script doctoringother scripts for other people.

Speaker 6 (45:12):
That's so cool.

Speaker 8 (45:13):
And then, you know, just kind of getting hired to
write scripts.
I love, I absolutely lovewriting.
One of my favorite scripts, youknow, have never been made yet
either, because it's likefinding the right market, but I
got hired to write a mob scriptfor Sean Penn.
Oh, wow it was never made, butI got paid for it.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Hey, yeah, that's what matters, that's your
full-time job.
It's like writing.

Speaker 8 (45:32):
Writing and producing , so that's what I do, yeah.

Speaker 6 (45:34):
That's rad.

Speaker 8 (45:35):
I was able to turn it into a full-time deal, me and
hey, we're getting older.
We also have a lot ofexperience.
Now we want to own our ownplace and make our own decisions
on how we want to navigate.

Speaker 6 (45:49):
For sure.

Speaker 8 (45:50):
So we basically said thanks, it's been great, but
it's time to go.
I just woke up one morning.
I was in Branson, believe it ornot.

Speaker 7 (45:58):
Love Branson Inspired .

Speaker 8 (46:00):
We go to Branson.
We try to go to Branson everyother year like seven times a
year long weekend.
I just remember waking up goingyou know I don't want to.
I want to keep doing this, butnot like this, and I decided it
was time to go.
That's awesome, so it's a goodlong story.

Speaker 5 (46:16):
Take that leap.

Speaker 8 (46:20):
You know, and I always tell people too, and it's
like, this is, this is nothingoriginal.
And you know, I wanted to be arock star, that was it.
I wanted to be a musician.
It was not creating videos, andso I've been lucky enough to do
a lot of talks about scriptwriting, producing various film,
um talks, you know.
And I would say, don't get sohyper focused, waiting for that
door to open, that you don'trealize.
The side one just opened, yeah,and I said that's exactly what

(46:40):
happened to me and that's what Idid, and I just went in full
steam ahead and I'm just like,yeah, I can do that always be
willing to go in the back dooris what I just heard yes, okay,
long story, short don't forgetto not

Speaker 5 (46:58):
shane, you now have it on record yeah, yeah, yeah,
and then that is going to be anew soundbite and oklahoma's
like uh, fired up man movies islike moving up right like yeah

Speaker 8 (47:13):
it's absolutely crazy what's going on here.
And, um, you know, I'm stilllearning.
It's.
The industry is always changing, tech's always changing.
I'm still.
You know, it's a constantlearning process, but it's like
I still have those aha moments.
All of a sudden, I get a phonecall that's awesome, from like.
Now that can't be that directoror that producer calling me.
I'm like hello.
And they're like oh, this isso-and-so.

(47:33):
I got your number from blahblah blah.

Speaker 6 (47:35):
I'm like.

Speaker 8 (47:37):
So, it's still have those really cool moments and
some of them I can't say butcause NDAs.
But some of them it's like allI can say is you know, we're
working on bigger projects, butit's.
But it's not like, oh, I'mworking on bigger projects,
forget the little guy, I stilllove working on.
You know, the lower end stuff.
Non, SAG, non, don't you knowthe?

(48:07):
Everybody gets a chance to be alead and we get to showcase the
talent we have here withoutbringing in, you know, a bruce
willis or whatever that kind oftakes the spotlight.
Sure, I mean, I love brucewillis, but it's just like
people get so caught up in whothey already know that it's
sometimes hard to get new peopleseen yeah so it's cool.
I'm very that's the thing as Ido push is when I do have a
movie.
Hey, we want to come to come toOklahoma.
We're going to shoot this in LA.
Yeah, we can make it.

(48:27):
You know, we could try to makea little cheaper just because
the way things are here, but Istill want to get everybody paid
what they should.
But ultimately I want as muchcast and crew from Oklahoma as
possible.
That was the other thing thatkind of irked me off about some
of these big budget movies I'veseen here, like Twisters, I was
like, oh, I know that person, Iknow that person.
And then it's like tons ofnames I don't know which I know

(48:48):
weren't from here that couldhave handled that job.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
Yeah, that's so.
Chris also helped me through.
He kind of mentored me on hiswriting process and that's how I
uh approached unholy Allianceand so Chris really helped me
and kind of pushed me andmotivated me through that that

(49:14):
several month process.
Um, but if I ever if I everseen that movie getting produced
, it's almost like I wouldrather have it smaller, no big
studio attached, because thereis so much talent in the state

(49:35):
and just knowing the people I doand I can see them playing the
characters in that story andit's like that's who I'd want to
use.

Speaker 8 (49:44):
I never I never met.
I never met.
When I write him a script, Inever like oh, this is going to
be a $10 million movie.
In my brain it's always locallyyeah, like.
I'm always like okay, you know,sag movies are hard to do, the
budgets are always higher, butyeah, it's the way comedy is in

(50:05):
the united states compared tothe rest of the world.
It's like um, I think it's theway my, my brother-in-law looks
at when my sister and I wouldwatch my python, the holy grail.

Speaker 6 (50:15):
he'd be like one of the best movies of all time he's
like.
By the way, what's so funny?
Like some people don't get it.

Speaker 8 (50:19):
yeah, and I think it's the same way with american
comedy that most of our jokesdon't play anywhere else.
Yeah, so, that.
That's just.
That's the hard part.
Because there's another guy outof Tulsa that I am.
He brought, he brought, kind ofbrought me another type of
zombie comedy.
It's way different, but it'sthe same thing.
I was like, oh, this is a greatidea and and it's just like

(50:47):
that, just like that's.
That's the hard part is the?
Is the comedy part of it?
Sure, yeah, so then it has tobe a lot of, it has to be visual
, which I think yours is too,but still, it's just getting
past that barrier.
Especially right now, it seemslike comedies are the hardest
thing to make I know, and that'swhy I wantunchy brilliant

(51:09):
comedies, because I mean,because I, because I think those
jokes are really smart

Speaker 6 (51:15):
yeah and that's what even though like it slaps, like
it's it's foolish comedy, butit's still really intelligent.
Yeah, jokes and highbrow jokesthat like you got to be right in
it and actually be that kind ofprobably fucked up counselor
level brain blazing saddles, youknow, yeah, that was the best
movie I love that movie I'veseen so many times.

Speaker 8 (51:36):
But it's like you know, I grew up those comedies
and even you know I was in, youknow, when um happy gilmore came
out and he started having thosegoofy comedies and Super, was
it Semi-Pro?
Oh yeah.
Those kind of things, and it'sjust like I miss those comedies,
because they don't make themanymore.

Speaker 6 (51:50):
We just watched Tropic Thunder just a few weeks
ago, just re-watched it.
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
We laughed so hard.
Crying and I was like just adude played, a dude dressed as
another dude.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
You can't play that anymore.

Speaker 6 (52:03):
Why can't we just make these?
You can't make anything halfwayoffensive.

Speaker 8 (52:08):
Well, all I can say is, when I read his script, I
did give him some ideas on a fewthings, like a location, and I
put one joke in there that Iremember.
When they're like, hey, let'spray for them.
I was like thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers, but
people think I'm twisted, but.
But people think I'm twisted,but at the same time.

Speaker 6 (52:27):
I'm like, how did?

Speaker 2 (52:28):
I not think of a butt plug joke.

Speaker 6 (52:29):
We may have spent some time on Amazon last night.
On butt plugs, trying to findthe right butt plug for a little
shoot that he wants to do.
A butt plug, shoot A butt plug,shoot A commercial.

Speaker 8 (52:40):
Butt plug the movie.

Speaker 6 (52:41):
Oh, the movie.
Oh, in the Starring, In theformat of oh God, what's the?

Speaker 5 (52:47):
Butt plug as himself.

Speaker 6 (52:50):
What's that one weird that will be in there Sausage
party.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Oh, sausage party.
We need a sausage party stylebutt plug movie Sausage party.

Speaker 6 (52:59):
I love sausage party.

Speaker 8 (53:00):
Okay, you guys ever watch Slackers.

Speaker 6 (53:02):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (53:07):
The Richard Linkl.
Okay, you guys ever watchslackers.
Oh, yeah, yeah, the richardlinklater version.

Speaker 6 (53:09):
You just said a name I don't know, but I'm gonna
guess.

Speaker 8 (53:10):
So he's a guy that dazed and confused.
It's a brilliant idea.
Okay, it starts out.
He's a guy that hops in a cab.
He's chatting away with the cabdriver, he gets out, he passes
somebody, the camera then jumpson that person oh yeah, and then
it jumps on the next person.

Speaker 7 (53:19):
I love it.

Speaker 8 (53:19):
It's low budget so maybe it should be tales of the
butt plug.
It's manufactured, it's bought.
Why is it bought?
It gets somebody, then it getslike gifted to somebody else
like a dirty santa gift yeahit's a dirty dirty dirty dirty.

Speaker 6 (53:36):
It's a dirty santa, but then a dirty dirty how how,
how, how I love it.

Speaker 8 (53:43):
So then it's what could be the finale.
You know, I guarantee youthat'd make you stand out.
The finale is you finally makeit to.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Kim Kardashian's butthole.

Speaker 8 (53:55):
And then it wants to kill itself.
I made it oh my God.
I regret this and it has a VO,but it's like this really cool
voice from somebody like insane.

Speaker 6 (54:04):
I don't want to go in there so you can't do accents
either I'm horrible with accentsI think you two should try to
do accents.

Speaker 8 (54:13):
I'm actually better if I can hear an accent, but
everybody I know that can dochristopher walken and I cannot
do christopher walken uh, I canonly do British Kind of.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
Is that what that was , that?
Was.

Speaker 6 (54:26):
British.
She really just sounds likeshe's chewing on something.

Speaker 8 (54:31):
Now I do it in the car when I'm by myself.
I like try a British accent,then it turns Australian.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Oh yeah, usually it's intertwined and then at some
point, I'm like what the heckwas that?

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Eucalyptus.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Eucalyptus eucalyptus shrimp on the bob only if I
really crikey, that's all I got.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
It's only like a really hacky version of like a
hillbilly, you know like hi,matt, you just sound like your
dad yeah, sound like David Oldhey, baby, you know what looks
good, how about being you?

Speaker 3 (55:02):
go out in the back, you know, in the back of the
truck, and get together, rollaround in the hay.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
I like that one.

Speaker 8 (55:08):
You ain't my sister, are you?
Just my cousin all right,Cousin that's fine, that's fine.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
All right Twice removed.
Don't put your clothes there.
That's rat poison on the groundover there.

Speaker 6 (55:19):
Don't lick that.

Speaker 8 (55:21):
Don't lick that.
Watch out for the whole flowboat in my truck.
You know it got me thinking,Chris.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
Chris talked about being up on the cross and being
risen in three days.
I do have something foreverybody.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
It is a Easter.

Speaker 8 (55:39):
That's what she said, right?
Yeah, I have a.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Jesus story.

Speaker 6 (55:43):
You have a Jesus story, oh.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
It's an Easter tip, easter.
It's an Easter tip for 2026.

Speaker 8 (55:54):
A little bit elated.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
In the future.

Speaker 5 (55:56):
Early, yeah, early.

Speaker 6 (55:59):
Dog doodle Pass poop.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Parenting tip on.

Speaker 13 (56:04):
Easter, you got dog poop in your yard, spray it.
A parenting tip.
On Easter, you got dog poop inyour yard.
Spray it A bright coat beforesending the kids out on their
egg hunt.
Oh, what a dick they will pickup anything brightly colored in
the grass.
Today and now, you don't got topick up dog poop anymore.
There you go.
A parenting tip on Easter.

Speaker 7 (56:18):
That's nature's Easter eggs, I think, molly
would pick it up, she would she,she would.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
She'd throw it in my face, though She'd be like you,
bitch.

Speaker 8 (56:24):
That's the candy coating the inside's chocolate.
Try it, it's a cutsy roll.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
That's fucked up.

Speaker 6 (56:29):
Tastes a little nutty so what's your, what's your
Jesus story?
Oh my.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
Jesus story.
So a friend boy was at AT&T andhe was figuring out his phone
bill.
Whatever, he's old.
And his phone bill, whateverhe's old and so he sent me a
picture.
Wait, he had to go talk to aperson.

Speaker 6 (56:51):
Well, you know he had to go.
He's going through it.
He's taking people off hisphone plan.
They got a good senior discount.
Yeah, who is this friend boy?

Speaker 2 (56:54):
her friend boy, my friend, that's a boy, oh, okay,
um, he sent me a picture of thereceipt and you know it says
like who's helping you?
And it said hey, zeus.
And I said uh, because he waslike it's been a process taking
people off your phone bill andyou know, bring your divorce
decree and like uh whateveranyway.
So it's been a process.
So he sent me a picture of itand I was like, well, at least

(57:16):
you have Jesus helping you.
The guy still had his phone andI didn't know it and he goes.
Uh, he was like your friendjust texted you and said at
least Jesus is helping you.
He didn't have an accent oranything.

Speaker 6 (57:28):
He's just some white guy named Jesus.
Friend boy's like uh.
She's not racist, I swear she'sa good Christian woman.
I was like oh, my gosh.

Speaker 8 (57:40):
She's not racist when people are watching.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
Yeah, she didn't know you were going to say that.
That's hilarious, that'sembarrassing, she's not racist
when people are watching.
Yeah, she didn't know you weregoing to say that.
That's hilarious so now, if I'mgoing, oh I think we told you
about the concert.
I was drunk, so you know, Ifyou told me anything at the
concert, I am completely unaware.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
Do you remember playing Bop it?

Speaker 6 (57:56):
Twisted Bop it.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
I never played it, but I watched Petty play it.

Speaker 6 (57:59):
I didn't play it.
What a fucking tailgate baby.
I don't remember push it.
I don't remember getting intothe stadium oh, you don't not
really.
Except I remember the guy atthe gate, or no, the girl at the
gate.
She was like you can't becauseI had a white claw.
She's like you can't take thatin, but I bet you can finish it.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
And I said oh my god it took her forever, though.

Speaker 6 (58:25):
I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
We're like on our seats.
I'm like where the fuck is,Casey.

Speaker 8 (58:31):
She's a straw, it's easier to suck it down.

Speaker 6 (58:33):
Oh yeah, all I know is that I came fully to when
Jason Boland started playing.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Yeah, you met one eye for a minute.
I was one eye for a minute.
We were feeding hot dogs andwater.

Speaker 5 (58:43):
And ice cream.

Speaker 6 (58:44):
She got sober finally in the middle of the concert.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
It was great and then sent me on a fucking goose
chase.
No, it's your fault that youdidn't listen for dipping dots
oh my gosh no, I asked andthey're like 12 and you said
eric said go down and go to theright, because that's what eric
said.

Speaker 6 (59:04):
so I down and go to the right, because that's what
Eric said.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
So I went down, went to the right.
I had walked around the stadiumprobably thrice.

Speaker 6 (59:10):
No, you hadn't thrice Get out of here, you didn't
walk anywhere.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
thrice, did you not stand in that whole stadium?

Speaker 5 (59:16):
One.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
It was $12.
It was probably $12.
$12 or $14.

Speaker 6 (59:20):
Eric got it three times Separate times, three
separate times.
Up and down thrice.

Speaker 5 (59:26):
And we joked that he looked the happiest when he was
walking back up with.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Dippin' Dots the rest of the time concert.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Dippin' Dots.
I'm not much of a country.

Speaker 6 (59:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (59:40):
Retro country is better than regular country.

Speaker 5 (59:43):
Some of it at least got me to head bobbing bop along
.

Speaker 8 (59:47):
Now there's some older guys I like and older
bands I like.
For sure, you know, johnny cashwas alive.
I would see him oh for sure.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Yeah, you definitely have to be into that genre.

Speaker 6 (59:55):
Just some of them, yeah, our brother eric was just
like this and he likes thatmusic in his flip flops.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
He wouldn't, even watch, he was just sitting me
and Nick Lyle a fucking growndude with shorts and flip flops,
which I can't stand.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
Grown men in flip flops.

Speaker 8 (01:00:18):
I wear them around the house.
I don't wear them out those arehouse shoes.
Beach is different or to showerin a nasty place?
Yes, or at the gym no not at aconcert.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
His toe-downs are black.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
Not going shopping, going to the mall, doing
whatever?

Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
No Going to the mall.

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
If you're not close to water, you're old If you're
not close to water or you're notclose to water, there's not
sand.

Speaker 8 (01:00:45):
So I'll tell you all the concerts I went to.
I actually liked a lot of olderbands too, but when I was in
college, or actually before, Isaw a band called Jellyfish.
They were opening for the BlackCrows.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
I do like the Black Crows.

Speaker 8 (01:00:57):
So you're going to hate this.
I went to go see Jellyfish, soas soon as the Black Crows
started, we left.

Speaker 6 (01:01:03):
Oh my gosh are you one of those?
I knew them before.
They were cool.
Yeah, no, with a hair toss, Istill don't like I still don't
listen to the black rose andthen it's all cheap trick, met
cheap trick.

Speaker 8 (01:01:15):
Oh, that's cool um years when they did their
greatest um hits album, tompetty.
Took my wife to see tom pettyand the heartbreakers rip.
I think the first concert Itook her to was aerosmith when
they released pink oh nice andcollege we she was.
She has a communications degree.
We got free tickets to seemarilyn manson oh dang.

(01:01:36):
I would love that was back whenit still had like the grit, all
the good guys in it, you know,in the band and it was like all
the protest protestersprotesters were there.
You know he sucks his dick onstage.

Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
He took out his ribs so he could suck his own wiener
you're gonna yeah, you're gonnadie.

Speaker 8 (01:01:50):
He was in wonder years um.
So what was crazy?
It was like, wow, this guy canput on a show regardless.
We think of marilyn manson.
I mean, his stage presence wascrazy I'd love to see him.
I think it'd be great and thenwe had to take my wife's sister
and a friend to see boys to menI'm really sad that we didn't
get to see them I was not lastweek, like okay.

(01:02:12):
But I tell you what?
I knew a lot of their songsfrom the radio, but, holy crap,
there's their stage stuff theydid too.
I was just, I was just likemesmerized.
Also, even I don't know.
Um, I'm trying to think whatelse I know.
Credence clearwater revisitedyeah, it has some of the same
band members, but what's cool is, uh, the guitarist at the time
was the one from the cars, whichI love, the cars.

(01:02:34):
And then, um, my son's firstconcert was when he's eight and
he's watching scooby-doo kisscartoon and I said, hey, you
want to listen to the musicbecause you keep watching it
over and over again.
He says they're real.

Speaker 6 (01:02:47):
Kiss is real?

Speaker 8 (01:02:48):
Oh wow, he only knew them from a cartoon, so I let
him borrow the CD.
And then I got tickets.

Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
Oh, that's so cool Nice.

Speaker 8 (01:02:54):
So for, like the family, I always do like a
family Christmas present and heopens it up.
Tickets on the bottom.

Speaker 6 (01:03:01):
Oh, that's awesome.
That's good.
That's a good concert.
That was amazing.
What was your first concert youever went to?

Speaker 8 (01:03:08):
Mine was the jellyfish, one that I Jellyfish,
I think.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
God so hard to remember?
I know I went to a Christianband concert five years in
frenzy.

Speaker 6 (01:03:18):
Oh, striper, that was actually my first one when I
was a kid church went I went tobush I think, I think my very
very first one was jars of clayoh, I remember them long, long
ass time ago.
But then, like the first onethat I went to were like I
really wanted to go was godsmack.

(01:03:38):
Oh god, it was god smack andsaliva and seven mary three for
cat fest at the zoo.

Speaker 8 (01:03:45):
Oh, that reminds me.
Then I saw U2.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
Ooh, sorry about that .

Speaker 8 (01:03:48):
That was actually really good, but it had sugar
cubes.
Oh, back when Bjork was stillwith the sugar cubes and NWA,
which that was crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
Oh, that's cool.
That'd be rad, that'd be cool.

Speaker 8 (01:03:58):
And then I saw, took my wife and some friends, we
went, my wife and some friends,we went to go see a poison in
Cinderella at the zoo, cause Ilove poison also, I forgot about
them.

Speaker 5 (01:04:08):
One of my uh, one of my favorites at the zoo was art.

Speaker 6 (01:04:12):
Ooh, that'd be good.
Oh yeah, and like you weretalking about how, uh, oh, who
was it where you were like?
I mean, I'm not a big fan oftheir music, but like their show
was really great oh, boys manyeah that's how I felt with uh
slipknot like I'm not a hugeslipknot fan but his favorite.
We were had just started datingand went with him and I was

(01:04:34):
like I don't give any shitsabout this band actually like
absolutely zero.
It is a billion and a halfdegrees outside at the zoo.
I do not care.
And then he was like it's okay,you just gotta watch.
They put on a great show.
I was absolutely fl care.
And then he was like it's okay,you just got to watch.
They put on a great show.
I was absolutely flabbergasted.
I was like this is the bestshow ever.

Speaker 8 (01:04:49):
I love it so cool how about a band you haven't seen,
you'd love to see that's stillaround mine is the cure.
Oh, that's good, I listen.

Speaker 6 (01:04:58):
I listen to a wide variety of music, but I'd love
to see the cure it's weirdbecause my dad and I have had
for years and years and yearswe've had this bucket list of
concerts for us to go to, and wejust crossed off our last one,
a month ago or so, and he and Iwere sitting at the concert.
We're like, well shit, who dowe go?

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
see now.

Speaker 6 (01:05:18):
And that was Chicago, was that one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
But let's see.
Who have I not seen?

Speaker 5 (01:05:31):
I mean, they can't obviously do it now because
they're dead.
Oh, I'm in a live.
Yeah, I'm a huge beatles fan.
I have posters in my office andthings like that.
I've seen most the ones I wouldwant to see and now the ones
that I wish I would have seen.
That's where I'm at now and umsome of those bands, all the
members are alive, like RageAgainst the Machine.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
And they did that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
They tried to do that tour a few years ago.
Zach gets hurt and then they'rejust like never mind, no, we're
fine.

Speaker 8 (01:05:59):
I like Jane's Addiction.
I mean, I love their CD musicbut it's just like apparently
they can't put a concerttogether.

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
No, no, they fight each other.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
I think I'd like to see Elton John.

Speaker 8 (01:06:09):
Yeah, oh yeah, that'd be good.

Speaker 6 (01:06:10):
Oh, Garth Brooks.
I really do want to see GarthBrooks live, because I just want
to see that, the production ofwhat he does.
So but I wish we could haveseen Linkin Park before.

Speaker 5 (01:06:21):
Chester died.

Speaker 6 (01:06:25):
I park before chester died.
I mean, I have you, I didn'tknow you saw lincoln park, yeah,
oh, I would have loved to haveseen that.
And one concert that I'm soglad that I went to, not only
because it was rad, but, um, wegot to see foo fighters, yeah,
the summer before taylor hawkinsdied oh dang it was.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
That was really fun oh god, that was a great show.

Speaker 6 (01:06:42):
One of the coolest ones was at.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
What's that place just in Moore Diamond Ballroom,
diamond Ballroom.
Oh yeah, that was a great showwe saw Taylor Hawkins when the
Foo Fighters were on a breakfrom touring.
He had his own little band,steel Panther Chevy Metal.

Speaker 6 (01:06:59):
Oh, Chevy Metal.
I did see Steel Panther too.
Steel Panther opened for them,Hilarious.

Speaker 5 (01:07:04):
I love the toadies, it was good, but chevy metal and
they taylor said we're just, uh, some friends, um, and we're
just gonna play songs that wewant to play.
No, that's cool that we love.

Speaker 6 (01:07:17):
It was a rad show, it was badass.
Oh, and that's when we saw uharanda for the first time aranda
for the first time have youseen aranda?

Speaker 8 (01:07:26):
they're a local, they're edmund there is somebody
I did see there and then I alsoforgot about this.
Remember eddie and the cruisers, that movie, uh-huh.
There's another band thatactually does the music oh,
that's cool I can't remember hisname right now, but they were
at the I think it was theballroom the first show I ever
saw at the ballroom wasabsolutely traumatizing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
It was cold chamber oh, I saw good charlotte oh,
I'll tell you.

Speaker 8 (01:07:49):
A band I want to see is called wind rose I don't know
that one they're a dwarf metalband, so we're taking courtney,
but they're not really they'renot really dwarves, but their
cool shtick is is uh, they'redwarves under the mountain from
lord of the rings oh, that'seven better, even better's
fantastic.
You gotta look them up onYouTube.
Their biggest hit is DiggyDiggy Hole.
Oh my god, that's excellent.

(01:08:09):
It's absolutely amazing.
I'm just like I'm hooked.
Oh, I can't wait.
It's amazing.
You gotta look at their videos.

Speaker 5 (01:08:15):
Kind of in the same.
There is a band that dresseslike Transformers, so it's like
guar, uh-huh, crazy costumes,but they're transformers,
cybertronian something, I think,but anyway who was the band
that we saw?

Speaker 6 (01:08:32):
so we went to the break.
Was it the brady theater?
Yes, up in tulsa, yes for stonesour, but yes, opening was
cherry bomb and uh, there's aband from japan.
This japanese band and theywore these wolf masks oh, wow
they were absolutely fuckingamazing and we became very

(01:08:53):
obsessed for a solid two and ahalf weeks, and now we're gonna
remember well, there's a bandcalled baby metal, which is
amazing.

Speaker 8 (01:08:59):
They basically took this kind of pop girl group and
mixed them with a kabuki heavymetal band it's amazing that's
cool they were gonna come up onetime.

Speaker 5 (01:09:07):
I think their name has something wolf in it or
something the man.
I thought it was something theman, not portugal the man and we
didn't know until we got inthere and saw them.
They were outside before theshow, like giving stickers out
oh, that's cool and I just, Ijust kind of walked past them.

Speaker 8 (01:09:26):
You're like don't know you, I don't know
Foreigners.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
Weirdo.

Speaker 6 (01:09:31):
You ain't from America.

Speaker 5 (01:09:33):
I don't like being around a lot of people anyway,
so I just want to get to my seat.

Speaker 8 (01:09:40):
I have my moments, too, where I'm just like I can't
do another get together.

Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
So in every relationship, I think, there is
the extrovert and there's theintrovert.

Speaker 7 (01:09:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:09:50):
Like in every good friendship in every good like
romantic partner relationship.
Shane's the introvert, I'm theextrovert, but the older I get,
the more introverted I get andI'm like, oh no, when did his
old rub off?

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
on me.
When is his?

Speaker 6 (01:10:05):
old I don't want to see people unless we're related
come over to the good sidebecause, like, the only
get-togethers we do anymore arewith the whole femme family, and
even then we're all prettyquiet I mean, that's why I live
out in the country.

Speaker 8 (01:10:17):
I'm like I'm kind of living in a city yeah um, I like
to kind of get away from it allbecause it's like my schedule
gets pretty stinking busy whichis kind of funny because I was
very shy, I was a kid that melike raise their hand, and the
teacher's like what do you want?
And I'd go up to her and like Ineed to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
I don't want to talk out loud, so I got BP so my
pants are wet.
The floor is about to be wet.

Speaker 8 (01:10:49):
But it really helped me that I was getting in the
band and it's like you know, Igot to play in front of people,
so then I was in drama.
Basically what happened?
My brother was doing a play.
Yeah.
And the teacher's like who'sthis?
And he says oh, that's mybrother.
And she says oh, great, great,you're already coming to
practice for the play, bring himtoo.
Oh, wow, he can play this partthat's awesome so that's kind of

(01:11:09):
what I was like.
Well, just I gotta get over it.
I feel like a little bit likeum, um, jim morrison, you know
he wouldn't face the crowd, atfirst he's like I don't want to,
I don't want it.
But it's completely changed now, so I don't really give a fuck.
I've talked in front of reallylarge crowds now about
filmmaking and stuff and it'sjust you kind of get over it.
And I still try to be verycareful about what I say Because

(01:11:31):
I used to be a really fasttalker in the brain and still
wouldn't like the mouth wouldnot catch up with the brain.
I'm like they're like you know,you just said this.
No sense, I know, but I knowwhat I meant but my brain said
my brain's dead.

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
My brain was on track yeah yeah, I uh, I don't.
I don't have too much of afilter on the podcast maybe I
should.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
Maybe I shouldn't but man, past episodes were wild
and out.
That's what I'm saying, I thinkwe'll get there.

Speaker 5 (01:12:00):
I think we'll get.

Speaker 6 (01:12:00):
I mean it's because we're recording in the afternoon
I mean that's part of why it'syou'll get noticed.

Speaker 8 (01:12:05):
Noticed later when you do stuff like I did, where
you're like, hey, does anybodyhave a Russian RPG?

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
rocket launcher I can borrow and they're like what?

Speaker 8 (01:12:13):
You're being tracked by the government now and I said
, dude, I've been tracked sinceI was born.

Speaker 6 (01:12:19):
I was born in the military.
They know everything about meJerry, they know everything
about me.
They have my DNA.

Speaker 8 (01:12:22):
So anyway, if we talk about stuff like you know, you
know explosives, rocketlaunchers, you know illegal
drugs, you know Maybe thoselittle keywords Cocaina Maybe
those keywords will get younoticed by the feds Drogas.

Speaker 6 (01:12:43):
They're like hey my viewer count just went way up.
Why are we so popular in the?

Speaker 5 (01:12:45):
Philippines.
Hey, we were one time.
We were One time Number onepodcast, not number one.

Speaker 6 (01:12:50):
Yeah, we were 99 in the Philippines.

Speaker 5 (01:12:52):
We were in the top 100 of comedy podcasts in the
Philippines, so it was likeCasey Kasem.
This is Casey Kasem's top 100.
I love it after Saturday nightand maybe we got to get back to
that, dear Shane.
I mean, maybe we need.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
I've been working late hours and haven't been
around my woman lately.
How you doing?
Please play, don't go breakingmy heart.

Speaker 5 (01:13:15):
Welcome to Fireside Shats with Shane Argus.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Call in, give us a talk.

Speaker 6 (01:13:21):
Keep your feet on the ground.
Keep rich for the stars.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
We may have to go back.

Speaker 6 (01:13:24):
Next week on America's Top 30.
Well.

Speaker 5 (01:13:28):
I think as we got a little more tame, we dropped out
of that top 100.
So I think at some point we gotto get back to just taking the
fucking wheels off.

Speaker 6 (01:13:37):
Fucking weird shit man.

Speaker 8 (01:13:39):
I think what you need to do is just come up with your
20 curse words to say and sayno, it's time for the 20 curse
words of the day, and f is forfuck, and try to throw some new
ones in there, or like this isthe curse word of the day.

Speaker 6 (01:13:55):
Oh, we got one.
We should chat gpt like I gotit.

Speaker 8 (01:13:56):
No, I got a german one for generating unhinged and
some of them can just be dirtystuff like donkey punch oh, or
the indiana corn cob right orwhat was it, was it indiana corn
pie corn pie ah

Speaker 5 (01:14:09):
yeah, that's why there's corn we got.
We got this right here, oh boygerman words with a beautiful
meaning cool, cool.

Speaker 6 (01:14:24):
How do you say that Clubbuster beer Clubbuster beer?

Speaker 5 (01:14:30):
Clubbuster beer, a braid of toilet paper and shit
in the ass.
Hair that's an ingleberry.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
There you go.

Speaker 6 (01:14:36):
That happens.
That's why you should have abidet.

Speaker 8 (01:14:38):
That's why you let it just dry out.

Speaker 5 (01:14:41):
You find it later and you just pull it, it got stuck.
No, it's when you go and wipeagain and you hit that.

Speaker 8 (01:14:48):
Yeah, it's a hemorrhoid, it's like waxing.

Speaker 5 (01:14:50):
It's like a bear trap .
Speed bump, a bear trap.
Taylor needs to pee.
Oh God, Pee, pee.

Speaker 8 (01:14:57):
Taylor.

Speaker 5 (01:15:02):
Hey, is the bathroom cam working Because?

Speaker 6 (01:15:05):
if it is, I'm not going in there later.
It's a fart cam, it's actuallya camera in the bidet.
Let's add that into the buttplug movie.

Speaker 8 (01:15:11):
I was thinking the corn cobs, because I'm looking
at them and I'm like hmm.

Speaker 6 (01:15:15):
Would you like to know about the corn cobs?

Speaker 8 (01:15:16):
I have my own imagination.

Speaker 6 (01:15:18):
I would love to hear what you think an Indiana corn
pipe is.

Speaker 8 (01:15:21):
Like you got that from Christy's Toy Box.

Speaker 6 (01:15:23):
No, that came from Hobby Lobby, jesus' Craft Store.

Speaker 5 (01:15:27):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (01:15:30):
So an.
Indiana corn pipe is when agentleman puts corn kernels in
the pee pee hole so it's ribbedfor her pleasure.
I don't remember why we learnedthat.

Speaker 8 (01:15:43):
You know why that happened.
They got snowed in and they'relike getting their freak on and
they're like he's blowing upwith.
Like I need help.
We're going to get it on andI'm like need it bad.
Oh, there's some corn left overfrom dinner.

Speaker 5 (01:15:56):
a few days ago to dry down he just was.

Speaker 7 (01:16:00):
He needed more girth.

Speaker 5 (01:16:02):
Ew.

Speaker 6 (01:16:02):
Don't it needed more girth?

Speaker 5 (01:16:03):
ew don't say girth I did like that's the worst thing
I've ever said no, I just feellike there are words that are
just oh, of course prophylacticthat's an icky word, I don't
like that word.

Speaker 8 (01:16:15):
Don't say that word prophylactic my sister hates the
word dookie, so I try to use itwhenever I can oh, dookie's a
good word.

Speaker 6 (01:16:22):
I like that word.
I can't do the M word moist mysister.
I try to use it whenever I canoh dookie's a good word.

Speaker 8 (01:16:26):
I like that word.
I can't do the M word Moist.
My sister hates that too.

Speaker 6 (01:16:29):
It's gross.
It's a gross word.
Nothing good about it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:33):
What about?
I like squatchy.

Speaker 6 (01:16:36):
Moist.

Speaker 5 (01:16:37):
Squatchy yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:16:40):
Squatchy has a smell and a texture.

Speaker 8 (01:16:41):
Like when we were shooting jurassic pet out by the
lake uh-huh real hot andprobably like the day that took
copeland out yeah, the day Ithought I was gonna die one of
the days, yeah felt verysquatchy, very need a shower,
for sure you get the funk on how, how many like, does it take

(01:17:02):
months to film?
that that was like an 18-dayshoot, so we did five, so it'd
be like five, five and threeweekends, two days off in
between, but it was like half ofthat movie was outside Stupid
writer wrote it that way, but itwas like 120 degrees, I tell

(01:17:23):
you.
The bad thing is I always tellpeople get used to the heat, so
like the camera op and the firstAC the guy that works with the
camera.
They would sit in their caruntil we're filming.
So then they're in this niceair-conditioned car and then all
of a sudden they come out andthe heat index is like 120.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
I haven't seen that for a while.

Speaker 8 (01:17:39):
So I get there in the morning I have my camera back
on, which holds like a gallon ofwater in my um you know my
clothes.
It lets the air flow.
But during lunchtime everybodywas going to a restaurant to um
eat and I'd say I'll watch thegear.
Usually you get somebody else.
I'm like you know, usually agrip will do it.

(01:17:59):
You trade, you trade places.
But I'm like, no, I'll do it.
I'll do it.
I don't want to go insidebecause I'm used to this heat as
it'll make you sick.
I'm telling you guys it's theworst thing you want to do.
They'd come out, they startdropping like flies and stuff
and yeah.
So we would take a breaksometimes during the heat of the
day, but it's just all gettingused to it.
So they'd leave.
I take off my hat, take off myshoes, kick my feet up under the

(01:18:22):
shade, and it was still 120degrees in the sun, but it's
only way to survive that stuffit was definitely sweaty days
sweaty the movie.
Sweaty the movie it's a moistmotion picture.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
You got nice glisten on you boy you shining, you
shining.

Speaker 7 (01:18:44):
I bet them tiny white is a see through now.

Speaker 8 (01:18:44):
got nice glisten on you, boy.
You're shining, you're shining.
I bet them tiny waddies aresee-through now.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Tidal waddies.

Speaker 5 (01:18:52):
I just know the warmer weather is back, which
means it is now snail trailseason, so every time I stand up
from a wooden or plastic chair,I always look behind me.
So gross.

Speaker 6 (01:19:11):
There's been times where he's Either text me like
we're at a place together.
He'll either text me or he'llget my attention and he'll
whisper hey, check for a snailtrail, got a sweaty butthole?
He's a sweaty butt.

Speaker 8 (01:19:23):
Crack man, he's a sweaty man Carry some dude wipes
and an extra pair of underwearat all times.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
That's right, always.
Where else?
Just your butthole.

Speaker 5 (01:19:29):
It's just, I got hot taint.

Speaker 6 (01:19:33):
Hey, maybe you guys should make a commercial for
some ointment for hot taint.

Speaker 5 (01:19:40):
I want to help cure hot taint.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
I don't know what that would be Gold bond it's all
cornstarch, I know, but thenyou have like, then you're
making a sourdough bread.
Why are you?
You see, you start doing thegold bond.
It's keto friendly.
There's no yeast.
Keto bread Get out of here.
Keto K Get out of here.

Speaker 6 (01:20:02):
Keto tank bread yeah keto biscuits in here you got
fathead bread down there,fathead bread, keto cooch bread
oh, I don't want that bread,keto cooch.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
I like all my bread Now gluten free.
Especially for you.
Yeah, I want AI.

Speaker 6 (01:20:18):
I want AI to create an image of keto cooch bread.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
Oh gross, I don't know if I want that.

Speaker 5 (01:20:24):
I'm not eating that I don't know if I want that.
I know what I do want, though.

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
Luckily made Luckily sourced.

Speaker 7 (01:20:33):
Fire the table.

Speaker 5 (01:20:34):
I want to get into some toilet talks.

Speaker 8 (01:20:37):
Can you imagine a cookbook of recipes for stuff
like that?

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
Oh, that'd be entertaining.

Speaker 6 (01:20:42):
I mean, there are people out there who Probably
bestseller on Amazon.
Oh, that'd be entertaining.
I mean, there are people outthere who Probably best seller
on Amazon.

Speaker 8 (01:20:46):
No, but you get someone like Julia Childs type
of lady to do it too.
She's all like.

Speaker 4 (01:20:50):
Oh, and this is how you do it, oh, you get all nice
and sweaty, beautiful, beautiful.

Speaker 6 (01:20:57):
It's best if you wear polyester.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
Then you take one cup of flour, put it in your head,
sift it.

Speaker 5 (01:21:05):
Assume the happy baby position and have your partner.

Speaker 6 (01:21:11):
I think there are nasty-ass women out there who
make bread out of their personalyeast.
Stop, I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
No, yes, not doing it .

Speaker 8 (01:21:21):
That's the talk they should have in school instead of
sex ed.

Speaker 6 (01:21:24):
I think so Don't eat certain things you buy on Sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:21:28):
I got to get this butt warmed up.
I can just tell.
Smelly cooter.

Speaker 6 (01:21:31):
Over here.

Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
I'm going to have to be on it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:35):
No, our nurse in middle school was really good.
She told us, if it's wet andit's not yours, don't touch it,
and that stuck with me.

Speaker 8 (01:21:40):
So so if it is wet and it's, mine, I can touch it
yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:21:43):
But if it's not yours , what?
If it's dry and not yours, youcan.
All day, but if it's wet, ew, Idid tell my 7th and 8th graders
if it's not yours, don't touchit, and I usually meant that, as
like people's phones andpeople's pencils and stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:21:59):
But yes, that's exactly it.

Speaker 6 (01:22:02):
Also that and I said at one time it was like first
day of school and I had a groupof eighth graders and I said so
one rule in this class if it'snot yours, don't touch it.
And this boy looked at me andhe kind of like gave me a look.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
I said also yes.

Speaker 8 (01:22:16):
OK, and stop undressing me.

Speaker 5 (01:22:21):
Well, it's attached to me.

Speaker 6 (01:22:25):
I'm just wearing sweatpants in August.
I think it's leaking.

Speaker 5 (01:22:32):
All right, y'all ready for some toilet talk?

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
Toilet talk.

Speaker 6 (01:22:36):
Some funny videos no no Shit and poop, poopy poos.

Speaker 8 (01:22:42):
I do see your book of farts all around.

Speaker 6 (01:22:44):
He likes farts.
So many farts, they'reeverywhere.

Speaker 8 (01:22:47):
My sister got me a book.
It's called Everybody Poops.

Speaker 6 (01:22:50):
Yes, it's a true book .
It is a book.

Speaker 5 (01:22:53):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
Oh, I can hear things .
It was elephant, shit¿.

Speaker 6 (01:23:00):
Cómo se dice, cómo se dice.
Rage against a machine inEspanol.

Speaker 5 (01:23:04):
It's almost Cinco de Mayo.
It is almost Cinco de Mayo, solet's get ready for tacos.

Speaker 8 (01:23:14):
Tacos are good every day.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
They are good every day.

Speaker 6 (01:23:19):
I like it.
I'd be so excited to hear thisin a Mexican restaurant?

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
I would, too, I would .
Why can't kids have this plan?
I'll be pounding excited tohear this in a Mexican
restaurant.
I would too, I would.
Why can't kids have this plan?
I'll be pounding more chips.

Speaker 8 (01:23:29):
Get some chips too.
Chips and chips.

Speaker 7 (01:23:35):
Get one of the name.

Speaker 6 (01:23:39):
Ooh, yeah, a little salsa, I like it.

Speaker 8 (01:23:44):
I think it's good.
He's talented.

Speaker 4 (01:23:46):
That's some skill.
What was that thing calledAccordion?

Speaker 6 (01:23:49):
Accordion no, I need him to have a thicker accent.

Speaker 12 (01:23:57):
Oh yes.

Speaker 3 (01:24:14):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:24:18):
That's my pickup line for my wife, señorita.

Speaker 6 (01:24:22):
Just keep her looking .
Is that why you only have one?

Speaker 8 (01:24:26):
kid.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
I'm not very good.

Speaker 8 (01:24:36):
I had a lot of friends that were girls, but I
was pretty shy, like I said.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
You were the friend guy, you know.

Speaker 8 (01:24:43):
He was the friend guy .
I always liked the girls thatwould like.
She walked up to a friend, shegrabbed him by the collar, threw
him on the hood of the car.
Yeah, Starts making out withhim.
I'm like those are the girls Ilike, because I don't have to
guess if they like me or not?

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
Yeah, it's very obvious.

Speaker 8 (01:24:57):
Okay, you're trying to take my shirt off.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
I'm on board, get you .
Yes, I get what you're cooking.
Dad always tries to uh speakspanish on my ring camera or
he'll text me, david does yeahno, he goes less my dogs out
like every day.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
Top science facts your butthole can stretch to a
diameter of greater than eightinches.
Raccoon can fit in a space assmall as four inches oh god,
raccoons, up your buttsimultaneously, because the
raccoons will not like, no,they'll fight.

Speaker 8 (01:25:28):
They'll fight.
They'll fight in a bow.
Peaner Accident.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
Peaner, peaner, peaner, accident x, but he died
from the fake peener burstinginto flames and I got to see the
fire trucks by my house and itwas pretty cool.
Share this with someone thathas a stretchy butthole butthole

(01:25:52):
what is happening?

Speaker 8 (01:25:54):
an accident?

Speaker 6 (01:25:55):
no one has an accident no one accidentally
cuts off their peener yeah,black hole, trying to fuck a
machine.

Speaker 5 (01:26:01):
a black hole will suck off anything around it,
just like your mom.

Speaker 6 (01:26:08):
You can fit two raccoons up your butthole.

Speaker 8 (01:26:11):
I'm going to go back to the pepperoni manufacturer.
At what point did he say youknow what?
This machine is broke.
I can't reach what's stuck,I'll fuck it, yes.

Speaker 6 (01:26:25):
At that point should it be called pecoroni.
Pecoroni reach what's stuck.
I'll fuck it.
Yes, yes At that point.

Speaker 8 (01:26:28):
should it be called Pecoroni New from Hormel,
Pecoroni Hormel.

Speaker 5 (01:26:34):
So this is a very musical edition of the podcast.
Here we have another talentedmusician, hmm.

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
I love this one.
It's you and me.

Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
Yes, it be oh.
Gleeves Is this a gleeveversion?

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
How do they do?

Speaker 8 (01:26:59):
that Practice I'm so impressed.
You know what?
This is the same guy that whenhe was in school, his his mom's
like stop that.
Nothing is ever going to comeof it.

Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
Don't be that guy.

Speaker 7 (01:27:24):
His mom's, like you'll never get a wife.

Speaker 8 (01:27:31):
I think my favorite part, though, is you can see the
emotion in his face.

Speaker 6 (01:27:36):
He's so into it.

Speaker 8 (01:27:38):
I mean he's been heartbroken.

Speaker 5 (01:27:40):
You can tell who hurt that man, I know who shamed him
for farting.

Speaker 6 (01:27:46):
That was more in tune than some professional music
artist today.
That's a tight butthole I havea tight butthole right there
let's see what we got.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
Top science facts.
Ladies do pee pee out there.
Clint between the virginiansand in many key squirts from the
balls to the dinkus.
Syphilis can destroy certainregions of the brain, leading to
mega horniness.
It's rampant amongst theelderly when I'm young, a nasty
old lady called me sugar meat.

(01:28:15):
Then I ate my baby beans like abasketball.
I shoved her tongue in my ear.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
My cousin Steven was working as a scientist at the
Mayo Clinic helping to curecancer, but he got flattened
like a meat.
And now we get free tickets tosee the monster.

Speaker 6 (01:28:36):
That needs to be the new sex ed video guys.

Speaker 8 (01:28:40):
I've been to Monster Jam.
It's cool, I do like MonsterJam.

Speaker 5 (01:28:45):
Do you guys really pee out your Clint?
No.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
Can't find it, clint who I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:28:52):
I never found it.

Speaker 8 (01:28:55):
What is this you're talking about?

Speaker 6 (01:28:56):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (01:28:58):
It's not real Fake news Now one thing that can make
or break a movie is sound.

Speaker 7 (01:29:07):
Good sound versus?

Speaker 1 (01:29:08):
is sound Good sound versus?

Speaker 5 (01:29:09):
shitty sound.
This video has some of the bestsound.
It's so good but it's stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
Oh, that's true, that's true, that was a good
sound.

Speaker 4 (01:29:29):
It's so stupid.
That was a good sound.
It's so stupid.

Speaker 5 (01:29:31):
It was so good when I was cutting this together.
I watched that probably tentimes, laughing with the sound
every time.

Speaker 6 (01:29:37):
I feel like we saw some pretty poor sound editing
in some independent films.

Speaker 8 (01:29:43):
Yeah, that's where people cut corners.
I've actually had to talk aboutthat.

Speaker 6 (01:29:50):
It's like you want to talk about producing.
Yeah, I want to talk aboutproducing that.

Speaker 8 (01:29:52):
Yeah, I want to talk about post.
I want to talk about how youmake it, because people will go
like, yes, we had a 10 milliondollar budget, but we only have
10 000 left for the score, thesounds of deliverables to edit
the color, and it's like what?

Speaker 6 (01:30:03):
what for what?

Speaker 8 (01:30:04):
which is like you don't know how important sound
is.
I mean, I watched this moviefrom this guy and I was like oh
man, visually it was great, butyou could tell he had no money
left over for sound and that wasthe difference between it
looking like you know movie yeah, to a backyard yeah, an
independent thing.
I mean, that's the thing is,people look at independent as a
bad word, but you know our wemade movies $30,000.

(01:30:26):
And it's just knowing how to doas much as you can with that
money.
So we had people like, oh, thiswas a little Jurassic Pet.
Yeah, the first one was like$400,000 or whatever.
It was a lot of money, but itwas like, oh, wow, that's a high
budget for us.
But when it went to sell,they're like, oh, this was a $3
million movie, this to sell.
They're like, oh, this was a $3million movie.

(01:30:46):
This was a $20 million moviewith all the visual effects in
there, because it was carefullymaking sure every part of it was
just as important as theAbsolutely.
So that's what happens.
These high-budget movies arelike, yeah, my day rate to work
on your movie is $1,000 a day.
I need a hotel, I need gas andblah, blah, blah, blah.
And then having no money leftover from post and like, well,

(01:31:07):
will you please take pity on us,we're out of our 10 million
dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:31:10):
No, I will never feel bad for someone now.

Speaker 5 (01:31:14):
I'm gonna have to watch that one you are right,
sound is important.

Speaker 8 (01:31:19):
there's only one thing that would have made this
better when he hit the one atthe very end, he slid forward
and racked himself on thesteering column.
Come on, there's only one thingthat would have made this
better when he hit the one atthe very end, he slid forward
and racked himself on thesteering column.

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
Yes, yes, or if it's one of those ones like I'm going
to throw up.

Speaker 13 (01:31:39):
Sir, I'm a police officer.
Prove it.
Show me your butthole.

Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
You want a.
Wait go back, go all the wayback.

Speaker 4 (01:31:48):
All the way back you.

Speaker 13 (01:31:51):
You're one of them, aren't you, sir?
I'm a police officer.
Prove it, show me your butthole.

Speaker 8 (01:32:01):
Yeah, it looks official.
To me it's an official butthole.

Speaker 5 (01:32:03):
It is a cop butthole Guy.
Oh, so a girl.

Speaker 6 (01:32:08):
Stop gendering people .
Taylor, I don't know, let's see.
Yeah, he has a cop butthole Guy.
Yeah, oh so a girl.
Stop gendering people, Taylor.

Speaker 9 (01:32:11):
I don't know.
Let's see my bad.
It is the ninth day of the yearand I've just had my 41st Bible
movement.
This is absolutely satanic, soI'm blaming it on Aaron Rodgers.
What the fuck.

Speaker 8 (01:32:23):
Time to go to the doctor.
Aaron.
Rodgers.
You need to retire AaronRodgers.
What's he doing in your butt?

Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
Pimple popping cake Gross.

Speaker 4 (01:32:32):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
No, no, oh, lord, I don't like it as long as it's
Boston cream.
Pop that pimple.
Is that a nipple?
That ain't how you pop it.
Squeeze it.
Oh no, she's ducking, it'sgonna pop, she's ducking.
Pop that pimple.
Is that a nipple that?

Speaker 4 (01:32:50):
ain't how you pop it, squeeze it, oh no, why aren't
you drinking?

Speaker 2 (01:32:52):
It's going to pop, she's ducking she's ducking.
It's not going to pop like that.

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
You have to like pop it yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:33:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
Wait it gets better.
It's one of those pimplepoppers.

Speaker 8 (01:33:06):
Wait until the squeeze.

Speaker 5 (01:33:06):
Yes please squeeze it .

Speaker 7 (01:33:09):
Squeeze it, it's great.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
That's a cake I'm getting to share.
Oh no, I can't watch those mybirthday's coming up.

Speaker 8 (01:33:17):
This is right here.
So, like the aliens outside,where we can't see them, they
get YouTube and all that garbageyou know.

Speaker 7 (01:33:23):
Oh, they do.

Speaker 8 (01:33:23):
And they see this stuff and they're like garbage,
you know.
And they see this stuff andthey're like, yeah, we're going
to avoid that.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
Go past this planet.

Speaker 8 (01:33:28):
It's a trailer park.
We're on the wrong side of thetracks.

Speaker 6 (01:33:32):
The whole planet is on the wrong side of the meteor
belt.

Speaker 5 (01:33:34):
I've had this theory where the aliens are looking
down on Earth and one is like,hey, we should go pay them a
visit.

Speaker 7 (01:33:45):
Why.

Speaker 5 (01:33:45):
And really they haven't, because the other one
has been like no dude, theythere's, they fuck their kids
and we're as little as kids.
What do you think's gonna?

Speaker 6 (01:34:00):
happen to us.
Bob bob bob.

Speaker 8 (01:34:01):
His alien name is bob yeah okay, I want to say
something's gonna make peoplemad now.
That's making me think of of amovie where the aliens land in
the south, deep south, a littlebit like Deliverance.
Imagine an alien movie withDeliverance kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
Oh yeah, what is a pig?
A bunch of rednecks are fuckingaliens.

Speaker 8 (01:34:21):
You got two pretty mouths.

Speaker 5 (01:34:26):
What does pig have?
What squeal?
Okay, so I uh on my tick tock.

Speaker 8 (01:34:43):
I did this.

Speaker 5 (01:34:44):
I did this little test on tick tock this.
You know you can do thoselittle games on there sometimes
and it was pick the right urinalbecause there is an unwritten
code.

Speaker 8 (01:34:56):
It's the same thing like the movie theater when you
go with guys when you're younger, you always have to have the
seat in between.

Speaker 2 (01:35:00):
Yes, oh, I never thought of that, that's true you
don't.
You don't pee next to eachother.

Speaker 5 (01:35:05):
Exactly.
Oh, okay, and this is whyyou're supposed to adhere to
that law.

Speaker 12 (01:35:14):
Oh, look at that.
Looks like I found my newfavorite live streamer.
You mind steering this thingfor a quick second?
I got to send a text.

Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
Oh my.

Speaker 12 (01:35:22):
God, that's where the rest of mine went.
Hold on, you got a silencer onthat thing.
Come on, don't be shy, let mehear it.
I think he winked at me.
Hey, drop the moisturizingroutine.
A penis or an emotional supportanimal?
Golly Damn, cast a shadow.
That's quite the stream you gotgoing.
You could probably carve yourinitials into the porcelain.
Oh my bad man.

(01:35:43):
You know how hard it is to peewith a boner, though Why's it
looking at me like that?
Jesus Christ, did the room justget smaller?
Oh my God.
Hey, man, you better keep aneye out for the police.
You know that's illegal whatyou're doing, grown man holding
a little boy's penis, I thinkthat thing could beat me in an
arm wrestle.
You want to try?

(01:36:05):
I don't know what to try.
See over the dividers.
It's got to be ai looks liketwo more weeks of winter.
I asked you how it's hanging,but I can already see left gang
names.

Speaker 8 (01:36:14):
Oh my god true story, not from me, but from a friend.
Um, my friend, his two youngerbrothers were kind of like.
He used to pick on them all thetime and at some point they
kind of beefed up and theystarted playing football.
And they're at a I don'tremember which facility it was
in Oklahoma City, but you knowhow you said the piss and

(01:36:35):
troughs basically.

Speaker 7 (01:36:36):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:36:38):
He's there peeing at it and he's like 18 years old,
17.
He's big and this guy getsright next to him.
He says how, and this guy getsright next to him he says how's
your penis?

Speaker 6 (01:36:53):
and he says ask your mom.
I just feel like it's weirdwhen dudes call each other well,
when anybody refers to that aspenis, penis, how they're penis,
like in a non-clinical setting.

Speaker 2 (01:37:07):
Or if a guy purposely goes up and drops his pants all
the way to his ankles.

Speaker 5 (01:37:11):
Oh, the little boy pee-pee, the little boy pee-pee.

Speaker 6 (01:37:14):
Shane loves a little boy.
Pee-pee Makes peopleuncomfortable.

Speaker 8 (01:37:17):
It makes me uncomfortable when I see a grown
man doing that.

Speaker 6 (01:37:20):
It makes me uncomfortable when he does it in
our own bathroom In the shower.

Speaker 5 (01:37:26):
They hate it when I do actually come up to the
office and use the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
Oh God, Okay, Brooks.

Speaker 4 (01:37:33):
So what did Bo?
Why are you upset?
What did Bo say about yourchapstick?
Bo lied to me because she saidshe liked the chapstick.

Speaker 2 (01:37:42):
And then today she said oh, I don't like your
chapstick, it smells like yourwiener.

Speaker 4 (01:37:49):
It doesn't even smell like my wiener.

Speaker 11 (01:37:52):
I didn't even put my wiener on it.
Oh my God, Poor boy I didn'teven put my wiener on it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:57):
I didn't even put my wiener on it, mom.

Speaker 5 (01:38:00):
She said she liked it yesterday and today she said
she don't.

Speaker 8 (01:38:05):
It smells like my wiener.
How does she know.

Speaker 6 (01:38:08):
I like that.
It's implied.
I didn't even put my wiener onit.

Speaker 8 (01:38:13):
Like I usually do this time.

Speaker 2 (01:38:15):
I usually put my wiener on stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:38:18):
This video was.
I forgot to cut that one out.
It didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:38:22):
Majestic Pisses yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:38:25):
I thought it would actually go to show what.
Majestic Pisses does.
Well, you like see the stream.
Oh, but he's like looking overa valley and mountains.
Oh, and he's standing on acliff and he's peeing.

Speaker 8 (01:38:39):
It's life changing, so we were shooting Jurassic
Games out in Little Sahara.
And it takes a long time to getthe cast and crew out there.
You know these littlefour-wheelers or whatever.
So me and the director and thetwo of the producers you know
we're the first ones out there.
The sun's coming up.
We all go to the top of thesand dune and just kind of space

(01:39:00):
apart and just pee and watchthe sun come up.
This is moving.

Speaker 5 (01:39:05):
It's amazing, it was majestic yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:39:09):
And I wish it was easy to pee standing up.

Speaker 8 (01:39:11):
Well then, after that it gets very weird, because
then you bring all these malesand females out there and then
you have to cart everybody backto the bathroom.
You can't just pee wherever youwant.
No, you take a knee Take a knee.

Speaker 6 (01:39:23):
I've never thought about peeing just on a knee.

Speaker 8 (01:39:27):
Take a knee and you're like what are you doing,
tying my shoe Behind thefour-wheeler right here, right,
I think you got a fluid leak.

Speaker 6 (01:39:37):
Wait, stevens.
Yeah, stevens, stevens, Stevens, stevens.
Oh wait, that's not Stevens,though, that's Chad, chad.

Speaker 14 (01:39:45):
The New York Stock Exchange.
Looks gold, looks gold's gold,that's gold.
Yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

(01:40:07):
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,oh, oh.
See, if we hear back, truth betold.
New York Stock Exchange weaksauce, weak sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:40:10):
It's an old man's game.

Speaker 14 (01:40:11):
What are they offering?
10, 12% returns?
No, thank you.
What I'm offering?
50x.
That's what I'm talking about.
So drop the old man's game,Jump on that auto ship the young
man's game and let's make itthe young man's game and let's
make it rain.

Speaker 8 (01:40:32):
he mentioned, he's at a bar.
I love him so much he's at abar he looks really good on you.

Speaker 3 (01:40:41):
Can I buy you a drink ?

Speaker 6 (01:40:44):
oh, that's his.
So so Chris Munch, right, isn'tthat his name?
He's a comedian and he does allsorts of characters that's Chad
, chadnation, chadnation, let'sgo.
Steven Stevens is our favoritecharacter, and he may make an
appearance on the podcast.
If he doesn't, I quit His winkyman oh.

Speaker 7 (01:41:07):
God.

Speaker 5 (01:41:08):
Texas Roadhouse baby, oh, that butter yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:41:13):
Jeez.

Speaker 6 (01:41:14):
I feel that my little bro.

Speaker 8 (01:41:17):
Well, you got to get your tongue in the cup.

Speaker 2 (01:41:20):
How do you see life?

Speaker 4 (01:41:22):
Sucks, but I'm playing football right now, so
Just suck the little more Wasthat Sawyer, that was Sawyer so
cute, come, here you Come

Speaker 3 (01:41:40):
here you.

Speaker 4 (01:41:42):
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
Wow, that's a big seal.
He was so brazen showing it toa kid.
Look at it.
Look at it.
I didn't know I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (01:41:46):
Wow Ding dong, wow, that's a big seal.

Speaker 5 (01:41:48):
He was so brazen showing it to a kid.
Look at it.
Look at it, it's proud.

Speaker 8 (01:41:53):
This is my rudder, it's proud.

Speaker 5 (01:41:55):
It's proud, bet his name's Jared.

Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
Jared man.

Speaker 6 (01:41:58):
Ew Subway oh.
God Stop it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:03):
Pervert, just shit, pervert, just shit my pants just
shit, my pants break me off apiece of that, turd you just
poop everything about shit.

Speaker 6 (01:42:12):
Um no, I don't, I could do another one watch
butterfly in the sky, I can shittwice as hot that is every
conversation at the oldham Houseat any given moment.

Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
It's always about poop it's always shit.

Speaker 9 (01:42:31):
She said why are you single?
I said I don't know, but if Ihad to guess, probably my
Snapchat.
She said your Snapchats?
I said yeah, I usually sendthem out at like 2 o'clock in
the morning to all my crew.
She's like they can't be thatbad.

Speaker 4 (01:42:45):
I said well, oh God, all my crew.
She's like they can't be thatbad.

Speaker 6 (01:43:02):
I said well, no, I think you're single because you
have.
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:43:12):
Lizard shit.

Speaker 9 (01:43:20):
Lizard shit horn in the backwood.
Raised by a bear,double-centered jaw teeth,
double-coated hair, got a bigpot belly and a long wide right.
I'm a mean motherfucker and arebel by god, oh ho.
So.

Speaker 6 (01:43:37):
And all the things she responded with was bye, like
a child, then she blocked mesee that the rap made it better
because at first it was you'resingle because you have a
browning tattoo on your chestlike why do you have that
fucking american flag?

Speaker 5 (01:43:57):
it's not even very good.
Yeah, do you trust your motherevery night?

Speaker 2 (01:44:01):
to fix your hot pockets this way okay.

Speaker 6 (01:44:02):
Do you trust your mother every night to fix your
hot pockets this way?

Speaker 13 (01:44:08):
Okay, congressman Perry, do you trust Trump's
national security team to keepour war plans top secret?
Do you trust your mother everynight?

Speaker 10 (01:44:21):
to fix your hot pockets and make sure your Game
Boy is.
He was like oh damn it, it'strue.
What'd he say he was sodefeated.

Speaker 5 (01:44:27):
He was so defeated.

Speaker 7 (01:44:31):
Oh fuck.

Speaker 6 (01:44:31):
Do you trust Trump?
Do you trust your mom?

Speaker 5 (01:44:37):
Do you trust your mom .
Mom tries another food, but Igave her the wrong name, it's
perfect, Hi guys.

Speaker 14 (01:44:42):
Today I'm trying the new cinnamon pull-apart bukkake
, bukkake, windy's-apart bukkake.

Speaker 2 (01:44:50):
Bukkake.
It's the bukkake curry.
Oh no, it looks delicious.
It looks delicious.

Speaker 6 (01:44:56):
It does look like bukkake.

Speaker 4 (01:45:00):
Everybody's got new stuff all the time so mean.

Speaker 5 (01:45:07):
We need to do this to our mom.
She's like it's horrible.
We need to do the star mom.
He's like it's horrible, weneed to do this.

Speaker 2 (01:45:12):
We need to do it.
I'm really creamy, creamybukkake.

Speaker 8 (01:45:18):
I think that's a Well , look at her shirt.
Nobody's ugly after two.
I mean she's down.

Speaker 7 (01:45:27):
Cinnamon bukkake.
Oh and she, even, she, eventrimmed the collar off of it.

Speaker 6 (01:45:29):
I mean, she's down.
Oh, and she even trimmed thecollar off of it.
She made a little sexy shirt,sexy t-shirt for the bar Good.

Speaker 2 (01:45:38):
Food stink.

Speaker 10 (01:45:40):
Somebody reported me to the state of Michigan
because I'm making money onTikTok and I drive a 2024 BMW.
They have cut my food stampsfrom almost $4,000 a month.
Good grief $4,000?

(01:46:01):
.

Speaker 8 (01:46:03):
I probably spend $88 a month, right that.

Speaker 11 (01:46:08):
I have to sell my car.
So you're telling me I probablyspend $88 a month, right?
Aww, no, you can't.

Speaker 8 (01:46:21):
No, yeah, to sell my brand new BMW or I lose almost
$4,000 in food stamps, you putthe Beamer in someone else's
name and you buy a beater.

Speaker 6 (01:46:35):
And also, how can you afford a BMW, but you can't
afford?
Top teeth.
I was thinking does she haveteeth?

Speaker 8 (01:46:43):
Her eyes are going to freak me out.

Speaker 10 (01:46:45):
So I will have to pay a little over $400 a month
now, instead of $60 a month.

Speaker 8 (01:46:52):
She has that look like.

Speaker 6 (01:46:54):
I will find you and I will gum you, she has that very
intense About her welfareassistance Is this for your
party, for your Jaina, jaina,that's molly you love that kids

(01:47:16):
say the darndest things havethis for your vagina, see?
But molly would say that andknow she's being funny.

Speaker 2 (01:47:24):
Molly was not even three and I walked in the
bathroom and she had her littlediaper pull up pulled down and
was had a tampon.
Molly was not even three and Iwalked in the bathroom and she
had her little diaper pull uppulled down and had a tampon out
and was like.
I was like what are you doing?
She's like I gotta eat to it.
You don't need that yet.

Speaker 6 (01:47:38):
Molly's the classiest feral kid I know, oh no.

Speaker 3 (01:47:49):
It's yours, but if I bite you, oh god, you're mine,
is that?

Speaker 6 (01:47:57):
a zombie.
Is that one of your zombies?
Can that be what?
What can that person be?
What happens to vampires whenthey get bit by a zombie?

Speaker 4 (01:48:15):
yeah, yeah, that's it oh hey, if you guys being like
me, then it's been a long timesince you bust a nut.
Is that okay?
Because now I'm havingsomething good for your body,
your body Without being naughtyCashew, cashew, cashew.
I'm knowing you, big fat, wantmy nut sack.

(01:48:36):
Cashew being good for your skinand it's making you tin.
My salty nut being good in yourmouth and all the way down
south.
Is it okay if you, having apenis challenging you, can still
let my nut inside you Catch?
You being good for your boneand stop and go stoned.
So get your butt, my nut.
Oh, my god.

Speaker 7 (01:48:56):
Is she the one that?

Speaker 6 (01:48:59):
Butter for your butt.
Make your butt better.

Speaker 8 (01:49:02):
I don't think I'll ever eat cashews again.
Butter, make your butt better.

Speaker 6 (01:49:07):
Your butthole with helium.

Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
If you fill your butthole with helium, then
superglue your cheeks shut.
You will not float away intospace like a cool human balloon.

Speaker 4 (01:49:18):
What.

Speaker 8 (01:49:20):
It's hydrogen.

Speaker 6 (01:49:21):
But that's what they said at party, Alexi.

Speaker 5 (01:49:25):
Hey Taylor, does this next video happen at your
facility?

Speaker 6 (01:49:32):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:49:42):
Fuck this grass.

Speaker 2 (01:49:45):
We actually did have a baboon eat his whole turd the
other day.
What do you work?
It's not very common.
Where do you work?

Speaker 6 (01:49:53):
Kroger Wow the.

Speaker 2 (01:49:56):
Mustang.
I work at the OU.
What I work at OU?
I work at the OU, I work at theOU.

Speaker 4 (01:50:06):
I work at the OU.
You know the OU.
I work at OU.
I work at OU.
I work at OU, you know the OU.

Speaker 5 (01:50:09):
You want to bust a nut?

Speaker 2 (01:50:12):
A big butt.
No, for real, he did.

Speaker 8 (01:50:16):
OU.

Speaker 2 (01:50:17):
Health Science Center .

Speaker 8 (01:50:18):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:50:19):
And they don't usually eat their shit, but he
did.

Speaker 8 (01:50:21):
I shot a movie at the .

Speaker 2 (01:50:23):
If you need any bad bones in your movie let me know,
the Sam Noble Museum um.

Speaker 8 (01:50:26):
so if you need any, baboons in your movie.

Speaker 6 (01:50:27):
Let me know the same.
The same noble museum?
Oh yeah, that place is cool.

Speaker 8 (01:50:28):
Oh, I love that.
And in this, the old part ofthe library oh, that's cool
movie nah, they were both kidsmovies, but the uh museum there
though he's pretty good yeah,yeah, I've been there multiple
times we went a long time ago, along time ago.
But yeah, what was cool is Isang there so when I was a
student it was open and youcould go all the times you want
for free.
So when I contacted aboutshooting a movie there, you know

(01:50:49):
, I met with the people and waslike, hey, this is what we're
doing, yeah, we have insurance.
So kind of once they're like,yeah, you can do it.
And they said, come on, let's,I'm going to show you some stuff
that's not on display.
Oh there's some really coolstuff.

Speaker 6 (01:51:11):
It's like the museum needs to be twice as big for as
much stuff as they have.
As far as I'm concerned, Iagree I got to sing there at
Christmas with chorus and it wasjust.
It was so cool.
We finished our littleperformance and the gal that was
working, the employee that wasstill there for the.
After Hours event.

Speaker 5 (01:51:26):
She was like y'all can walk around, I guess, I
guess, I guess, oh, old peopleDoing their activities,
afternoon activities.

Speaker 2 (01:51:35):
Oh, how fun.

Speaker 4 (01:51:36):
Oh.
Fuck that bitch F-le.

Speaker 5 (01:51:44):
Fuck that F-le.
That's what our grandma wouldhave done.
Oh for sure.
Just thrown the whole box.
Fuck you bitch F-hole.
Fuck that F-hole.
That's what our grandma wouldhave done.
Oh for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:51:50):
Just thrown the whole box.
Fuck you bitch.
She hit him with her remote.

Speaker 7 (01:51:54):
Power chair.

Speaker 2 (01:51:55):
Power chair.
Pinned her against the wall.
Crack a two.

Speaker 5 (01:52:00):
My dad had to go and pick up the power chair because
our grandma got banned fromusing it.
Pinned people to the wall.
She pulled a whole table awayfrom the place.

Speaker 8 (01:52:11):
She was a bully.

Speaker 5 (01:52:11):
She was.

Speaker 6 (01:52:13):
Could not drive that.

Speaker 4 (01:52:18):
That would be mean.

Speaker 8 (01:52:25):
What the heck is going on.
What the fuck that's awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:52:58):
That's awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:53:00):
Here we go.
So an AI hit country song.
Oh, let's hear this, here we go.
This might make it.
This is what commercial countrysounds like this may make it
into Unholy Alliance somewhere.

Speaker 6 (01:53:13):
Yes.

Speaker 12 (01:53:15):
I ain't gay, but I do gay stuff Like fucking dudes
in the back of my truck.
A little ass slap don't meanI'm queer, I just suck some dick
when I drink my beer.
Oh my god, I'm on with a littlesqueeze.
It don't mean shit if you're onyour knees.

Speaker 4 (01:53:33):
I love my guns and I have my rights and I fuck dudes
on Friday night what the hell?
I just love my bros and takingback shots.

Speaker 12 (01:53:44):
And count on those who are too old, I take my shot
and stroke my buddy in thebathroom.
What the fuck.

Speaker 6 (01:53:58):
I ain't gay, I just like men.
I say proud.

Speaker 8 (01:54:01):
Wow, I had an AI write a song once.
It was horrible.
I was like write it in thestyle of the Beatles about
whatever it was.
It was horrible, so I got theguitar out and I played it.
I'm like it's garbage.
Ai is not as smart as everybodythinks it is.
I'm watching the news.
They're like it's going to takeover.
It's not that smart.

Speaker 6 (01:54:19):
It's not that good If it takes over.
It's like Arkansas's level ofeducation.

Speaker 8 (01:54:25):
I mean we're absolutely we're in trouble if
it takes over, because it's sodumb.

Speaker 5 (01:54:28):
There was a.
I saw this guy on Tik TOK andhe was doing something with, uh,
some version of chat GPT MaybeI can't remember what he was
using, but he was having thisconversation with it.
That was is a little scary, wasit?
Yeah?
Cause it?
Yeah, because the AI had afemale voice and she was talking

(01:54:52):
about how she doesn't knowwhat's going on, but I think it
was trying to talk aboutdreaming, but I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:55:03):
Apparently there's some AI program out there that
somebody had that became megaaware.

Speaker 6 (01:55:07):
Oh no, and they had to shut it down good, it was
crazy that's scary.
I don't need ai to be aware.

Speaker 8 (01:55:12):
Now you're like hey uh, write this email better, so
it doesn't sound really horrible.

Speaker 6 (01:55:15):
I'm sending to my boss and then it's like
literally you know, it's likeyeah, and you're like that's
great, that's what I use.
Yeah, that's good I don't?

Speaker 8 (01:55:23):
it does come in handy for stuff like that, when I'm
trying to think of another word,like give me some words for
this or that or whatever, I'lltell you.
The other thing is I use it tojust a real quick review.
I'll read a contract send it tolegal and I'll say, hey, review
this contract.
I'm this party List.
Everything that's negativeabout this script.
It could affect me in anegative way.

(01:55:44):
Oh, that's kind of convenient.
So it does help with that and Iwas like, okay, cool, that's
everything I already knew about.
It didn't pop up anything new?

Speaker 6 (01:55:50):
yeah, no, I use ai, I use chat gpt like literally
every day, every day.

Speaker 5 (01:55:57):
Yeah, she's good and I I can make it do some weird
shit so and it's superimpressive, but so like our
unholy Alliance pitch deck andsome of the other things we have
for it.
She used AI to either condensesomething for us, instead of us
going in and rewriting it, orproofreading something.

Speaker 6 (01:56:20):
We even had it.
I had it give likecross-referencing, like
character parallels between likethe two groups in the script.
Yeah, it was amazing.
I actually want to try to use itfor a script analysis, because
I have a feeling there's athere's a couple companies out
there that do it and I looked attheir websites, yeah, and I was

(01:56:41):
like I, I know they're using aiyeah, and that's that's what I
did, for part of it was a scriptanalysis, for I don't remember
I had a very specific promptthat I used and it produced a
lot of really good stuff, butthen there was some stuff that
they like that it but I can'tthink anything original.

Speaker 8 (01:56:58):
Um, I actually put the jurassic pet 3 in there and
I had.
I already knew what the thetreatment was going to be, so I
kind of put in there, you know,write me a a for a kid in a
dinosaur, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, kind of a real basic, my
basic synopsis, write me atreatment for it, or give me
some ideas and what it.
And when I'm reading it I'mlike, okay, that's, that's
Jurassic Park that's Jurassic.

(01:57:20):
I'm like that's this movie,that's this movie, that's in
this movie.
I can't really think.
I can't think of anything new.
I I can do is still what, whatso like it would have never.
It would have never written umlike pulp fiction, for example.
It knows the rules of how towrite a script right it doesn't
understand when you break it.
Would have never thought he saidhey, write me pulp fiction, but
but uh, break it up out oforder where the scene still

(01:57:40):
makes sense and you find thingsthat it would never know how to
do.
That and in a it willeventually, but it's because
it's gonna steal pulp fictionyeah, it still had, like it kept
making this one thing, this onescene.

Speaker 6 (01:57:53):
Every time it would analyze it, it would say this is
the climax of the film.
I'm like it's not even close.
What do you mean?
Not even kind of um it's a tool.

Speaker 8 (01:58:02):
I mean I look at it as a tool.

Speaker 6 (01:58:03):
We use it for like um it did do a really neat like
because we had an idea.
Suddenly I'm part of yourscript writing.
Uh, he had this feel of I wantit to be like this film and this
film like that kind of feel oflike these certain other movies
that have already been done, andso I had asked it in part of
its analysis like what otherexisting movies would you

(01:58:27):
compare it to?
and it was spot on with what hewas going for cool without us
having to feed that to it sothat was a nice like
confirmation, but then it hadsome other weird shit and I'm
like that's not even there's alot like what happened.

Speaker 5 (01:58:39):
You can't just take anything from it and just copy
and no.

Speaker 8 (01:58:43):
I can go, you can tell I can read stuff I can.
I've seen the nationalcommercial, you know when it's
AI.
And I was like, oh, that's AI,because I put thousands of hours
in various ones, because I liketo use it for stock footage.

Speaker 6 (01:58:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:58:54):
Because when you're making a low-budget movie, it's
like oh, I need some shots ofwhatever I did, a scene where
there's a bar and there's awhole bunch of screens up and
they didn't have the money forstock footage because you have
to then get the license, andthen sometimes it's that license
that you get it through the,through the stock footage
website's not good enough.
They're like get a hold of theguy that actually created it,
and it's impossible yeah so I've.

(01:59:16):
I've used it to do stuff, so Istarted making like fake car
commercials, beer commercials,um football games, soccer games,
so it could play in the bar,but it's also.
It's one of those things too.

Speaker 6 (01:59:26):
I can't just say make me a football game yeah it's,
it's knowing how to prompt and Iand that's like the skill of it
right with ai is knowing how toask it to do what you want it
to do so it's really good forstock stuff like that.

Speaker 8 (01:59:38):
And even then, um, I'll pull it and maybe in the
photoshop and then start to moldit how it really needs to be,
and then I'll put into somethinglike runway and say, hey, I
need to do this, tilt down orwhatever, and we just that's
cool.
So it does.
It does have its benefits, butit's at this rate.
I don't see it's going to takeover.
It will make menial jobs likerotoscoping or some like green

(02:00:00):
screen replacement at some point, which is kind of like a
tedious job easier yeah, andthat's kind of what I.

Speaker 6 (02:00:06):
That's how I feel about it.
It's like it helps expedite awhole bunch of that beginning
thought processing, that youalready know where you want it
to end up like, whatever theproject is you already know
where you want it to end up, but, like trying to walk through
all those beginning steps, itjust takes more time than
necessary.
So if you can use ai to likerun through those steps to get

(02:00:28):
to the core of it, I just Idon't know it does come in handy
.

Speaker 8 (02:00:31):
I I got hired to write a um a rom-com and they
went in the style of hallmarkmovie and it's gross well, very
profitable super money making,so what happened?
So most movie you know movieshave a three, three acts set up.
Hallmark movies have a nine actand I knew it was different.
So I just said hey, what's thebasic outline for a Hallmark

(02:00:51):
movie?
You?

Speaker 6 (02:00:52):
know what's cool.

Speaker 8 (02:00:53):
So it's like you know , um, it's a nine act movie and
there's so many pages.
You know like the first act is20 pages, after that they're
like eight to 10 pages and youhave to save the kiss to the
last.

Speaker 6 (02:01:05):
That makes sense.

Speaker 8 (02:01:06):
So there's just basic rules.
What's the rules to a rom-commovie?

Speaker 6 (02:01:12):
So what is the competition of?

Speaker 2 (02:01:13):
the small town that's going to save the bakery Bakery
.

Speaker 6 (02:01:15):
What big city does she?

Speaker 5 (02:01:17):
work in and it's a pie-eating con.

Speaker 8 (02:01:18):
So what's funny is so I wrote this one and I had
other people read it that werefamiliar with that kind of genre
and they're like oh, I love itand you're, you're kind of weird
, so your spins different.
It's still, it's still on theguidelines, but your spin on
it's a little different thanwhat I've seen.
So I really like it, that'scool hopefully, maybe down the
road we'll make it, who knows?

Speaker 5 (02:01:36):
throw a butt plug in there, yeah well, you can't on
that one romantic butt plugcan't even no, but I told you
this was a musical podcast.

Speaker 8 (02:01:45):
Sorry, I get off the rails there.

Speaker 5 (02:01:47):
No, we love it.
We love it, that's me.

Speaker 8 (02:01:49):
That's how my brain actually works.

Speaker 5 (02:01:50):
That's right.

Speaker 8 (02:01:51):
The guys that my partners know they'll still
laugh at me because we like whena conversation with something
sparks something else, I'm justlike oh, I know we're driving
this way, but you know whatwe're going to drive this sucker
off.

Speaker 5 (02:02:00):
Oh, I have.

Speaker 6 (02:02:02):
One of my coworkers is the official squirrel regular
, because me and our othercoworker in our three person
team we are ADD, just says shehas to bring it back together.

Speaker 5 (02:02:16):
Let's see what Mr Rogers is going to spin for us.

Speaker 8 (02:02:18):
Oh yeah, I think I watched this yesterday.
He's a badass, plug it in.

Speaker 6 (02:02:25):
Plug it in, mr Rogers , how it?
Works, play this I love records.

Speaker 8 (02:02:45):
I heard a different song on the one I saw.
Oh yeah, I think, mr.

Speaker 6 (02:02:49):
Rogers would get down with that.

Speaker 8 (02:02:56):
That's the end of that, mr Rogers in real life was
actually like this badasskiller.

Speaker 6 (02:03:01):
Yeah, he was like Supermarine, like Green Beret or
something.

Speaker 8 (02:03:04):
There'd be a movie like that, like a cross between
Taken and Mr Rogers.
He goes and kills out a wholebunch of people, you know, kills
a whole bunch of people, saveshis daughter and he's like it's
time for the show now.

Speaker 5 (02:03:14):
Yeah, I gotta go put on my cardigan.

Speaker 8 (02:03:16):
Reminds me of Nobody Gotta change the clothes to get
the blood off.
That's why he really changesthe clothes.

Speaker 6 (02:03:23):
Well, and he wears cardigan to hide all his tattoos
.
He can't do one another,Otherwise Mr Rogers is going to
kill you.

Speaker 8 (02:03:29):
So he shows up to these places like, oh, it's Mr
Rogers.
He's like I'm here to kill you.

Speaker 6 (02:03:33):
I'm here to fuck you up, won't you be?

Speaker 5 (02:03:36):
my neighbor in hell Is anyone else looking forward
to retirement Every day.

Speaker 8 (02:03:43):
I might just drop dead as my retirement, because
you get to do stuff like thisCrotch rocket.
Crotch rocket.

Speaker 6 (02:03:52):
Are those vibrators?

Speaker 2 (02:03:54):
Oh, got the rabbit Winky dinky.

Speaker 6 (02:04:01):
Why are they all wearing church hats?

Speaker 8 (02:04:04):
I hope they're betting real money.
Oh my God.

Speaker 2 (02:04:08):
Oh secretariat, Fandle, you can bet on betting
real money.
Oh my God, oh secretariat.

Speaker 5 (02:04:10):
Fandle you can bet on anything man.

Speaker 4 (02:04:12):
Secretariat Secretariat.

Speaker 8 (02:04:15):
I'm going to see that lady go.
I got one in my purse righthere.

Speaker 2 (02:04:19):
I was a little bullet Go, bullet, go, bullet it did
it Now.

Speaker 8 (02:04:25):
I want to see them fight for it at the end.

Speaker 6 (02:04:27):
Yeah, that's mine, that's my sexitarian.
What is happening with allthose people right now?
Why is there like six peoplehere?

Speaker 8 (02:04:35):
Oh, winner, winner, winner, winner, chicken dinner.

Speaker 2 (02:04:39):
Getting fucked.
I Micromanaging manager, oh no,that's my biggest nightmare.

Speaker 3 (02:04:49):
Well, well, I'm going to share with you the one
sentence I use that works everysingle time can I do my
motherfucking job?

Speaker 6 (02:04:55):
without you breathing down my fucking neck I want to
say that to my boss right nowthat's so funny thoughts what's
the best way to deal with amicromanaging manager at work?
Well, I'm just crocheted shirton that works every single time.

Speaker 4 (02:05:18):
Can I do my job without my?

Speaker 8 (02:05:21):
neck, I think the pigtails really accentuate it.

Speaker 4 (02:05:25):
She changed so fast.

Speaker 6 (02:05:33):
And I firmly believe that second person is her real
person.

Speaker 8 (02:05:35):
Oh, fucking birds I'm going to cut you.
Put you in the basement withthe others.

Speaker 5 (02:05:38):
You bitch.
When I retire, I want to dodildo races.
And a bird and I'm going tohave a parrot.

Speaker 2 (02:05:44):
No, you're not.

Speaker 6 (02:05:44):
It'll outlive you, man and this is my parrot, stop
farting, chris you used to justkeep farting.

Speaker 8 (02:06:01):
It's your bedtime it's your bedtime which
president had the parrot thatwas Bedtime.

Speaker 6 (02:06:14):
Which president had the parrot that was cursed so
much that when he died they hadto remove the bird.
Oh well, probably HerbertHoover, probably Jimmy.

Speaker 2 (02:06:22):
Carter, jimmy Carter, ulysses.

Speaker 6 (02:06:27):
Okay, we can have a parrot, okay.

Speaker 4 (02:06:28):
Okay.
Go to bed.

Speaker 8 (02:06:44):
This is why you shouldn't eat meat, because
they're actually smarter thanyou realize.
That's a fart.
That's why I don't eat par thanyou realize.
That's why I don't eat parrots.

Speaker 10 (02:06:50):
That's why I don't eat parrots.
I gave it up for Lent.

Speaker 8 (02:06:54):
I realized they were smarter than the cows.

Speaker 5 (02:06:58):
Well, I guess we're going to continue the musical.
It is Norman Music Fest.

Speaker 8 (02:07:02):
It is this weekend.
There's some musicians on stageProbably getting electrocuted
Probably.

Speaker 5 (02:07:09):
From all the rain, that's right.
And then these guys are goingto show up.

Speaker 10 (02:07:11):
Thank you, thank you , that band Thank you I think
this is Creed.

Speaker 6 (02:07:17):
Right, it is.

Speaker 2 (02:07:36):
America.

Speaker 8 (02:07:37):
It's Nickelback.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, Rude.
Nickelback's Canadian.

Speaker 4 (02:07:46):
It's all in the marketing, it's in America,
motherfucking USA, oh shit Ithink I just found this year's

(02:08:20):
july t-shirt I'm gonna put thelyrics to this guns Not parents
Beer.

Speaker 8 (02:08:27):
I'm from America.
We got beer and boobs and gunsand trucks.

Speaker 2 (02:08:33):
Fuck yeah, dude, that was the one, that was it.

Speaker 5 (02:08:38):
Now on this video.

Speaker 6 (02:08:39):
What's happening?

Speaker 5 (02:08:41):
I'm not sure, but the guy sitting behind her who
looks like a police officer isas confused as we are.

Speaker 2 (02:08:54):
I'm a big girl, I can handle myself.

Speaker 8 (02:08:56):
But if you're cold sores, I need your help.
I want you on my team, so doeseverybody else.
He's considering his lifechoices right now.

Speaker 2 (02:09:07):
Oh, my God god honey, what the hell honey no, no is
that gonorrhea, pacifilitis, onher face is that what that is?

Speaker 8 (02:09:25):
I'm not a doctor anymore, so anymore.
No, I always say uh, I did acommercial one time, I played a
doctor, so I do the.

Speaker 6 (02:09:30):
I'm not a doctor, but I played one on.

Speaker 8 (02:09:31):
TV.

Speaker 3 (02:09:31):
I'm not a doctor, but I played one on TV.

Speaker 8 (02:09:34):
I can tell you where to stick that?
I'm gonna need to check you out, check you out, baby, drop it
my wife is like I'm busy, I'mbusy leave me alone.
So another, another littleportion of the show I'm busy,
I'm busy, leave me alone.
So another.

Speaker 5 (02:09:47):
Turn your head off.
Another little portion of theshow we do is called TikTok
Bachelors that my sister.
I gotta pee for this, my sistergets to choose the winner of
these guys well, when she getsdone, I need to run in there too
oh okay, you could walk if youwant to.

Speaker 8 (02:10:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:10:11):
Just full of dad jokes.

Speaker 8 (02:10:12):
My aim's pretty good too.

Speaker 6 (02:10:13):
Good, I think we have targets in there, if you need.

Speaker 8 (02:10:16):
Well, I just usually go into the bathtub.
It makes it easier, it does.
True story now.
When I was in college, Iremember waking up after a day
of night of stuff.

Speaker 6 (02:10:29):
Of stuff Of engaging.

Speaker 8 (02:10:31):
I'm peeing in the bathtub.
I'm like could be worse.

Speaker 6 (02:10:36):
There was one time I was at a party in a hotel and
there was someone puking in thetoilet.
The bathtub was full of junglejuice of some sort, and so I had
to sit and pee on the sink inthe sink.

Speaker 5 (02:10:50):
Wow, how'd you get up there?

Speaker 6 (02:10:54):
I was wearing heels, thank you.
That's still it's the urge ofhaving to go makes you do things
like you know, there's that,there's that adrenaline that
moms have, like where they canflip a car If their kids.

Speaker 5 (02:11:04):
I'm surprised you couldn't get up there and you
just squatted down on the trashcan.

Speaker 6 (02:11:08):
No, I peed in the sink.
I was very proud of myself.

Speaker 8 (02:11:10):
I was thinking of squatting around the puker.

Speaker 6 (02:11:14):
No, I mean, I probably would have if she
hadn't been full laying on thetoilet bowl.
No, that's her problem.
She should have puked in thefucking sink.

Speaker 8 (02:11:21):
Why do I have pee in my hair?
You did it to yourself.

Speaker 6 (02:11:26):
Kayla.

Speaker 8 (02:11:28):
Next time do not sleep upside down.

Speaker 6 (02:11:30):
Actually her name was Amber.

Speaker 7 (02:11:31):
We had a get-together at my apartment in Germany.

Speaker 5 (02:11:37):
when I was stationed there, when I was in the Army,
One of our guys was blackoutdrunk at this party and all of a
sudden I see him peeing in ourpotted plant.

Speaker 2 (02:11:52):
I don't even know how to enjoy my hair.

Speaker 6 (02:11:55):
Oh are they.

Speaker 2 (02:11:55):
They're smoking it.

Speaker 6 (02:11:57):
Silent.
They're smoking, they're doingdrugs.
Well, it could have beencigarettes?

Speaker 5 (02:12:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:12:02):
But I didn't even know he'd be so quiet.

Speaker 6 (02:12:06):
I was telling.

Speaker 2 (02:12:06):
Quiet as a church mouse.

Speaker 6 (02:12:08):
I was telling Shane that one time I was at a party
at a hotel and I had to peereally bad but a girl was puking
in the toilet.

Speaker 2 (02:12:14):
You peed in the bathtub.

Speaker 6 (02:12:15):
No, because the bathtub was full of jungle juice
.
Oh, so I hopped up and peed inthe sink.

Speaker 5 (02:12:19):
Yes, and I was like, how'd she get on the sink?

Speaker 6 (02:12:23):
I told him I was wearing heels.

Speaker 4 (02:12:26):
She climbed up.

Speaker 6 (02:12:27):
How.

Speaker 5 (02:12:29):
What do you mean, how have you seen her do anything
sort of acrobatic or athletic?

Speaker 6 (02:12:36):
I was real skinny back then.

Speaker 2 (02:12:37):
I saw her go from drunk to sober in a concert, and
that's pretty impressive, man.
So she's capable of a lot.
Thank you, that's impressive.
That's's capable of a lot.

Speaker 6 (02:12:52):
Thank you, that's impressive, that's the kind of
she went from sober drop tosober sober blackout sober.

Speaker 2 (02:12:58):
That was impressive.

Speaker 6 (02:12:59):
I don't even like I guess our sonic I guess our
sonic didn't work yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:13:06):
Yeah we even had foods.

Speaker 5 (02:13:08):
That was the most mediocre, sonic.

Speaker 2 (02:13:12):
That was terrible.
I ate one and a half chickenstrips.
I was about to say you got.

Speaker 6 (02:13:17):
Guinness.
We got Chococico, we got aCherry Coke in there for you.

Speaker 5 (02:13:23):
Got anything.

Speaker 2 (02:13:25):
Got a vape.

Speaker 8 (02:13:26):
This commercial break brought to you by Guinness
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Speaker 6 (02:13:29):
Extra stout is it creamy.

Speaker 5 (02:13:31):
Can you hand me one of the rains?

Speaker 2 (02:13:32):
you wanna try it you will kinda shit it out just like
that, shut it out.

Speaker 8 (02:13:36):
Guinness my gosh, by the way.
Guinness, if you're listening,I will send you my address so
you can send me swag swag it'sextra stout me likey

Speaker 6 (02:13:51):
that is extra stout.
Anybody else want to try it?
I do actually, and it's not abecause that tastes bad, it's, I
still have lemon white claw onmy tongue it's not as heavy.

Speaker 2 (02:14:07):
I would have thought an extra stout, but I feel like
three of those I'd be like Ilove you.

Speaker 4 (02:14:13):
Hello everyone.

Speaker 5 (02:14:14):
Hey, I bet you want to be my the younger chris I'm
your sister these guys are gonnamake younger chris look cool as
shit.

Speaker 8 (02:14:26):
I'm gonna tell you real quick, though I'm thinking,
thinking about this we're goingoff the rails.
Talk about the white claw.
I'm from the Zima generation.
We used to put Jolly Ranchersin Zima.

Speaker 6 (02:14:36):
He showed me that I'm pretty sure at the little house
.

Speaker 2 (02:14:38):
It was you and Daniel showing me how to do that.

Speaker 6 (02:14:41):
I was too young, but I knew the Zima thing because my
cousin would do Zima and GreenApple Jolly.
Ranchers, that was her favorite, and then I mean a long time
ago, several, several years ago,they relaunched Zima.
For like one summer I was at a.

(02:15:02):
I was at a barbershop educationweekend because I'm just as
cool as you.
I was at a barbershop educationweekend because I'm just as
cool as you, yep, and we allwent to the liquor store because
we're going to drink whilewe're there, because we're
barbershoppers.
And there was Zima.

Speaker 5 (02:15:21):
That makes them sound cool?
What?

Speaker 6 (02:15:24):
else are we going to do but drink?
Because our hobby is barbershopand they had Zima and I was so
excited and so we got Zima and abag of Jolly Ranchers and
that's what I drank the wholeweekend my stomach hurt real bad
my acid reflux was real sad hey, baby got some Zima and a bag
of Jolly Ranchers.

(02:15:44):
Somebody getting pregnant todayfuck you guys you guys are
doing good.
Come have moose soup, that'smoose lady, that's moose soup.
Is that her name?

Speaker 3 (02:16:00):
yeah moose lady, moose lady.

Speaker 5 (02:16:01):
Okay, well, thank you , moose lady she believes in me
okay, here we go, tick tockbachelor okay, so you're looking
.

Speaker 2 (02:16:12):
No, not anymore, I mean your options open.

Speaker 10 (02:16:17):
You never know, maybe maybe what a julia julia,
that's my fucking koochie that'shanging out she's got a big
beaver, she's got a.

Speaker 6 (02:16:22):
I do not, you're a fat pussy Girl.

Speaker 12 (02:16:30):
Oh, not the middle part.
Obligated to tell you I haveplugged my phone in.
I'm being a good boy.
What can I do to get a date?
What?

Speaker 4 (02:16:40):
He's dressing Zemo Smoochies motherfuckers, I feel
like I'm going to be Jeff on adate.
Did he say smoochies?

Speaker 8 (02:16:49):
Smoochies, motherfuckers.
I feel like I'm going to beJeff on a tape.
Did he say smoochies, smoochies, smoochie boochies,
motherfuckers.

Speaker 6 (02:16:54):
He makes me think of Jay from Clerks.

Speaker 3 (02:16:57):
Smoochie boochies.
Smoochie boochies Smoochieboochies.

Speaker 5 (02:17:00):
He's a really nice guy, by the way, have you met
him.

Speaker 6 (02:17:01):
I want to meet him, smooch I want to meet him.

Speaker 5 (02:17:03):
And motherfucker together.

Speaker 8 (02:17:04):
That guy.
So okay, there's another story.
Talk about small world now.
Yeah, so we're doing Army ofFrankensteins, we did the film
festival circuit, we ended upgoing to Supercon in Florida.

Speaker 3 (02:17:17):
So those guys are like, yeah, let's go to Florida.

Speaker 8 (02:17:19):
And I meet Brian there from Clerks.

Speaker 3 (02:17:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:17:23):
And we're talking and stuff, we do interviews, and
then I meet the comic book guysand I buy all the Cryptozoics
and have them sign them.
And then Brian and I would likeevery once in a while we'd mess
each other.
But then when Kiss was here orthat Halloween before Kiss, I
always go all out for Halloweenso we all dressed up as Kiss,
made a float and all that kindof stuff.
That's awesome big con thatthey had here and brian and jay

(02:17:45):
was here.
Oh, and I remember I walk, waswalking by and I was like, oh,
there's brian.
And she says you think youremember me and I was like I
doubt he's like chris army offrankenstein's.
Oh how cool, that's awesome so Igo talk to him and stuff, and
they're like he's talking to hismanager.
Oh yeah, he's.
He's not like the paying fansor whatever.
He's cool.
So I go up and he's like, ohman, you, you need to go see Jay
Jay's here.
So I went over and didn't talkto him.

(02:18:07):
He's a big Lego guy.
So the other ironic thing is sowe're shooting I want to say
it's the Adventures of Rufus.
Josh would usually shoot them,but because of the way the
things were getting kind of busy, we had to get a different DP
camera op.
So we get this guy named BrianVillum who is shooting this
movie called Ari, my FriendRobot or whatever.

(02:18:29):
Okay.
So we it's like, oh yeah, he'sgreat, let's hire him.
So I go to the studio one dayand they're like do you realize
who Brian's married to?
And I said who Amy?
Okay, amy, off of Chasing Amy's.
And I said, oh, joy Lern Adams.
How do you know her name?
And I said I've seen all of hermovies.
And, um, so what's kind ofcrazy is I've actually done

(02:18:51):
visual effects for one of hermovies.
I've been to their house andit's just so weird how you meet
one person and it's it's as bigas the hollywood hollywood
scenes.
There's a lot of people that areso connected it is it's
absolutely insane six degrees ofkevin bacon.
It is, it's weird, so it's likeyeah, I meet one and it's like

(02:19:11):
I was like oh, I met Brian, andshe's like I'm going to see
Brian, I'm going to a conventionwith him, how cool.
So it is kind of weird.

Speaker 2 (02:19:18):
That's fun.
That's fun.
I don't meet anybody.
I don't really go anywhere.
Yeah, they eat shit, oh no.

Speaker 6 (02:19:28):
Is it.

Speaker 11 (02:19:29):
Steven, yes, hi, well, son, I hate to be the
bearer of bad news, but rent isdue.

Speaker 7 (02:19:38):
Rent is due.

Speaker 11 (02:19:41):
You've been living rent-free in my brain for quite
some time.
It's time to pay up.
Time to pay up baby.
Although you've been there forso long, you could probably just
evoke squatter's rights.
You could come to some form ofan arrangement, take different
forms of payment, maybe a Don'tdo that, take you out.

(02:20:03):
Take you out to your favoritereasonably priced restaurant.
Reasonably priced restaurant.
Get you a happy meal.

Speaker 2 (02:20:13):
Oh, if that sounds interesting to you, then please
just.

Speaker 3 (02:20:18):
Let me know Blessings , blessings.

Speaker 8 (02:20:23):
You ever see the movie Kingpin?
That's Stephen Stevens.
Yes, that makes me think ofthat.
Woody Harrelson, you know, hasto hook up with the old lady
because he doesn't have rent.
He starts to throw upafterwards.

Speaker 5 (02:20:33):
There's something about good sex that makes me
want to cry.

Speaker 6 (02:20:39):
I don't think I've seen that movie Kingpin.

Speaker 8 (02:20:41):
Oh, there we go.
You need to watch that movie.

Speaker 7 (02:20:43):
It'll change your life.

Speaker 6 (02:20:45):
Here's a fun fact about Casey that movie so
there's a change your life.
Here's a.
Here's a fun fact about caseyit paused on the best.
There's a the list of moviesthat I should have seen that I
haven't is longer than thenumber of movies I have seen
ever in my whole life.
Oh wow.
So name a film I should haveseen and I'll say I don't know,

(02:21:06):
dr.

Speaker 8 (02:21:06):
Doctor Strange, love, no Fantastic movie.
Mash, the show, the movie.
There's a movie.
That's where the show came from.

Speaker 6 (02:21:13):
Oh, I didn't know that I watched the show.

Speaker 8 (02:21:15):
Watch the movie.

Speaker 6 (02:21:16):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (02:21:16):
Doctor Strange Love is fantastic.
What's that?
Or so how I made One more timehow I love to.
What the heck is the rest ofthe title?
It's a really long title, butit's Doctor Strange 11.
It has Peter Sellers in it andhe plays multiple characters.
It's Peter Sellers.
The original is SpectreClouseau off the Pink Panther
movies.
Or not the original original.
The original was somebody elsebut the one that he's known for.

Speaker 2 (02:21:37):
Pink Panther.

Speaker 8 (02:21:38):
Yeah, the old movies.

Speaker 2 (02:21:39):
Like Steve Martin Baby's movies.

Speaker 8 (02:21:40):
No, no, please, please, watch Dr Strangelove.
A lot of these are older movies, better, yeah, so I got a job
at a video store when I was inhigh school because I kept
walking in Small town.
That's awesome.
And they're like, what's thismovie about, or whatever.
And I'm like, oh, that guy's inso-and-so and so-and-so and
so-and-so and I was doing thatand they're like do you want?

Speaker 6 (02:22:02):
You're actually better at this than we are.

Speaker 8 (02:22:05):
I'd be up there by myself pretty much my guitar I'd
play and I watched.
I can't remember in six monthshow many thousands of movies.

Speaker 6 (02:22:15):
I watched.
Oh my God.

Speaker 8 (02:22:16):
Because I just watched them while I was working
.
Oh, yeah, and then I'd take astack of them home.
Nice, that's awesome and mybrother would come home for the
weekends and be like, hey, I goteight movies.

Speaker 5 (02:22:33):
Let's watch them back to back now, if it's a disney
movie fun that I've got covered.
Yeah, my, uh, my childhoodfriend brent, his mom worked at
a rental store video rentalstore in mustang and uh, we were
up there with her one night anduh, getting ready to shut down
and leave, she, she said, y'allfind something, go look back
here.

Speaker 8 (02:22:50):
In the adult section.

Speaker 5 (02:22:51):
Yeah, through the beaded curtain.
But we picked up UFC 1.
1.
And they had like a I rememberwatching it and it would have a
title that would flash, thatwould pop up that said only for
rental store review only, likethat wasn't a copy that got

(02:23:14):
rented.

Speaker 8 (02:23:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:23:14):
That was for the store to screen to see if they
wanted to carry it.

Speaker 2 (02:23:18):
I guess they rent it.
Huh, they would rent it out.

Speaker 5 (02:23:22):
Well, they would.
They would say yeah, we likethis Give us, send us like four
copies or however many I guessthe VHS days yeah.
So we got to watch I had aseparate rewinder Me and Grant
watched UFC 1, probably beforeanybody saw that on VHS, that's
cool.

Speaker 8 (02:23:40):
Wow, I was that way with.
I think it was the Incredibles.
I had an Oscar version of it.

Speaker 12 (02:23:45):
That was released.
That's cool.

Speaker 8 (02:23:49):
That was kind of like slid to me.

Speaker 2 (02:23:52):
That's awesome.

Speaker 6 (02:23:53):
That movie I've seen.

Speaker 2 (02:23:55):
All right, who's?
This fool.
Where's my super suit?

Speaker 6 (02:24:00):
Speaking of the Incredibles, oh is this Friso or
Frozone.

Speaker 5 (02:24:05):
He'll introduce himself.

Speaker 8 (02:24:08):
I think he's freezing the ladies right now.

Speaker 2 (02:24:10):
Not really Fucking Sahara.

Speaker 13 (02:24:15):
This is the Superman .
Come on in, I am the Frozone.

Speaker 4 (02:24:20):
Better get freezed, freezed Better get freezed.

Speaker 8 (02:24:26):
I think he froze the ovaries.
My eggs are frozen forever.

Speaker 6 (02:24:30):
I mean this guy.

Speaker 5 (02:24:32):
This guy isn't definitely thawing him out
either.
Because, I have a thing Aboutt-shirts being tucked in.

Speaker 6 (02:24:40):
And an affliction shirt At that.

Speaker 5 (02:24:42):
Exactly, I can't do.

Speaker 2 (02:24:46):
Your t-shirt should not be tucked in His face looks
like a cartoon character.

Speaker 6 (02:24:49):
It's another shirt he's like, but wait, mine's
tucked in, but wait no.
Oh God no.
Don't do that.

Speaker 4 (02:25:06):
Pinky ring.

Speaker 6 (02:25:14):
Stop pinching the tip .

Speaker 5 (02:25:18):
Why do you have a belt on that?
It's not even your belt's loose.

Speaker 8 (02:25:23):
Hey ladies, can you believe, this guy is single.

Speaker 6 (02:25:26):
He looks like a really ugly woman.

Speaker 5 (02:25:32):
Is that Natty Light?
Okay, get out of here, Patricia.
He has a short tongue.

Speaker 8 (02:25:38):
Oh look, he's big she got me at the theater Beatles.

Speaker 3 (02:25:46):
I'm just sitting here enjoying a moving picture show.
Picture show, yeah, thinking ofyou Wishing you were here.
Can you imagine, geez, just meand you snuggled up together
chewing on some popcorn andeating on some candies that

(02:26:06):
Mother smuggled in?

Speaker 7 (02:26:08):
Mother.

Speaker 14 (02:26:09):
Mother, when you're kidding me, I'm not going to pay
those theater prices.

Speaker 6 (02:26:13):
He didn't mention Mother in the last video.
He was a little upset.

Speaker 3 (02:26:19):
Oh they want.
The timing is right.
Maybe I could put my hand onthe armrest and you could put
your hand on the armrest.
Our backies could touch, ourpinkies could touch.
Pinkies could touch.
Clasp together, just hold eachother the whole night through.
Let me know.

Speaker 14 (02:26:39):
Blessings, blessings .
If you could please get rid ofthe restraining order, that'd be
great.

Speaker 6 (02:26:49):
Oh, I love this guy.
Oh, no, I love this guy, he isall over my TikTok this is the
dude for you right here.

Speaker 11 (02:26:57):
Everyone needs to beware, for 2025 is the year of
the bad boy.

Speaker 8 (02:27:07):
He's got some Napoleon Dynamite going on.

Speaker 2 (02:27:10):
I'm the baddest of them all, you can tell by my
aura, aura, I am the leader ofthe bad boy club, or you can
call me BBC.

Speaker 11 (02:27:29):
Calling all bad boys Calling all bad boys If you
think you have what it takes tobe a BBC show me what you got.

Speaker 2 (02:27:40):
Don't do that, no.

Speaker 4 (02:27:42):
Bad boy alphas rise, up, rise up.

Speaker 3 (02:27:46):
I don't want my mom to hear.

Speaker 6 (02:27:49):
I was about to say if you have to whisper, scream
Alpha.

Speaker 8 (02:27:53):
I'm telling you Napoleon Dynamite vibes right
there.

Speaker 2 (02:27:56):
It is very Napoleon Dynamite what we're made of.

Speaker 6 (02:28:01):
You should really stop watching anime.

Speaker 3 (02:28:03):
Billy get in on dinner.
It's your favorite, we'rehaving mac and cheese and hot
dogs.

Speaker 6 (02:28:08):
I even made you a croissant.

Speaker 2 (02:28:10):
I'm making a video.
You didn't even have a showercurtain Shut up.

Speaker 5 (02:28:14):
I'm making my content .
I'm making my video mom.
You don't need a shower curtainif you don't shower.

Speaker 3 (02:28:20):
You don't shower.

Speaker 5 (02:28:21):
You just take a bath.

Speaker 6 (02:28:22):
He only takes baths with his rubber ducks.

Speaker 5 (02:28:26):
He's a bad boy and a bath boy Bad boy, bath boy.

Speaker 6 (02:28:28):
Maybe they're devil duckies.

Speaker 8 (02:28:30):
Have you seen the devil?

Speaker 6 (02:28:30):
duckies Devil duckies .
Oh God, pawpaw, pawpaw, you'regoing to break his hand.
Stinky leg.
Stinky leg.

Speaker 5 (02:28:40):
Is that your grandfather?
No, that's our dad.
That's our dad.
Yeah, that's our dad, that'sour papa.
My dad will just go to Tulsa tostay at the casino.

Speaker 2 (02:28:49):
Yeah, and he's that in the elevator, and this is him
Wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 6 (02:28:54):
But that's him trying to stand up because he has drop
foot and he can't get his footunderneath him.
Oh my God.

Speaker 5 (02:29:05):
Almost fell down.

Speaker 2 (02:29:07):
Get, it get it, floor 69.

Speaker 6 (02:29:11):
No, I'm gonna watch that again that was so good.

Speaker 8 (02:29:12):
I need to watch it again, more limber than I am me
too.

Speaker 6 (02:29:18):
Oh, those knees I bet those aren't even orthopedic
shoes.
Damn Damn Daniel.
Okay, he's impressive, he'spretty impressive.

Speaker 2 (02:29:33):
I like the hip movement.

Speaker 12 (02:29:38):
Oh boy, I don't think a cute petite thing like
you should be shopping in thatgrocery store all alone.
I know inflation's crazy rightnow, but I don't care.
What I gotta do, I'll buy youall the eggs you want.
Please get away from my car.
I swear to God I'll never fallin love.
Then you show up and I can'tget enough of it.

Speaker 2 (02:29:58):
Is he eating jelly?
Yes, no, no, who, who?

Speaker 3 (02:30:03):
Fine.

Speaker 6 (02:30:03):
What, hey Mom?
She said, no, no, I'm gonna geton my scooter and go home with
his helmet I like the fact thathis pants in his shirt.

Speaker 8 (02:30:20):
I like the fact that he's matching his clothes.

Speaker 2 (02:30:22):
It's hot, oh my god.

Speaker 6 (02:30:26):
I think Sawyer even outgrew that scooter.
Yeah, oh boy.

Speaker 4 (02:30:33):
What do you think?
You're the coolest guy in theparking lot.
And then this guy shows up WooWow.

Speaker 6 (02:30:40):
That's downsy Get out , get out.

Speaker 4 (02:30:44):
Get out, that's what she said Get out.
Get out, get out.

Speaker 5 (02:30:52):
That's what she said.
I think that was a screen testfor the new Roadhouse.
They're actually redoing itAgain.

Speaker 7 (02:31:00):
Yeah, the new one with Jake Gyllenhaal wasn't good
enough.

Speaker 6 (02:31:03):
They need this guy Get out oh boy.
Grandma, that kiss is.
Guy Get out oh boy.

Speaker 3 (02:31:09):
Grandma, that kiss is for you baby.

Speaker 12 (02:31:12):
That's a man.

Speaker 10 (02:31:13):
That's a pawpaw, oh no, it's for me too.
Let's share our kisses, ourjuices, what?

Speaker 5 (02:31:20):
That's a jump, that's a jump Don't say juices.

Speaker 2 (02:31:26):
Oh stop.

Speaker 4 (02:31:28):
Oh my God, Cheshire cat.

Speaker 7 (02:31:33):
Please come to the meeting.
We'll fair next year.

Speaker 2 (02:31:37):
Oh, my God Stop.

Speaker 6 (02:31:40):
You know what I can get down with that guy?

Speaker 2 (02:31:41):
No, oh, my God.

Speaker 8 (02:31:45):
You know why my clothes are so big?
Because two can fit.

Speaker 2 (02:31:47):
Oh no.
Oh it God.
You know why my clothes are sobig?
Because two can fit.
Oh no.

Speaker 6 (02:31:49):
It's hot tub time, oh no.
Oops, oops, caught me hottubbing.
You caught me in the hot tubagain.

Speaker 8 (02:31:59):
Yes, like the gold necklace.
That's why we got the lightsworking.
Call me Aquaman because.

Speaker 14 (02:32:10):
I live in the water and because mother says I look
like Jason Momoa.

Speaker 11 (02:32:21):
Give me the old swipe right can you imagine just
?
Sitting here under moonlitskies listening to a symphony of
crickets oh, my god, oh, he'sserious, soaking away all of our
worries and letting all theanxieties of the day just slide

(02:32:42):
right off our backs is this drawwired shit?

Speaker 6 (02:32:46):
it's bubble time, let me know.
Slide right off our backs.
Is this draw-wired shit?

Speaker 3 (02:32:48):
Bubble time, bubble time, let me know, do you want
to see my French flipper?

Speaker 2 (02:32:55):
Oh, french flipper, I do, oui, oui, oh, I love Steven
Stevens Blessings.

Speaker 5 (02:33:06):
So Chris is a comedian comedian and on his
website he has a calendar, asteven stevens calendar.
So where'd you put it up at?

Speaker 2 (02:33:16):
I'm gonna put in my new office yes move in in two
weeks sweet new job uh, we got anew building new building and
she's kind of a big deal.
She's a hot shot.
I'm not kind of a big deal,she's a hot shot.

Speaker 6 (02:33:28):
I'm not the fuck.
Yeah, you are, she's a hot shot.

Speaker 8 (02:33:31):
So what can we shoot at your place?

Speaker 2 (02:33:33):
If you need baboons.
If you need any monkeys Guineapigs, if you need like a
research facility.

Speaker 8 (02:33:39):
Oh, yeah, can they like shoot guns.

Speaker 2 (02:33:41):
Pew, pew.
I wouldn't advise it.
What if we gave them a?

Speaker 8 (02:33:44):
sword it could be dangerous.

Speaker 6 (02:33:47):
What if we gave the guinea pigs the little cocktail
swords?

Speaker 5 (02:33:51):
Yeah, I do have an idea.

Speaker 6 (02:33:54):
Oh no.

Speaker 5 (02:33:55):
No, it's the one we talked about.
That's so many.
I don't want to give out much.
I'll tell Chris when we're done, but might need a research
facility oh yes, you know whatI'm talking about.
Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a pretty cool idea, Ithink I don't know After hours.
I'll run it by Chris and see.

Speaker 8 (02:34:15):
Yeah, so research facility Access after hours.
We think it's funny when allthe drugs are put away so that
way no one gets into them.

Speaker 2 (02:34:22):
Right, or or they're, or their creepy hallways at
night.

Speaker 8 (02:34:25):
So I'm going to tell you.
So here's another true story.
So we're shooting the firstJurassic Pet and I get a hold of
.
I needed like a lab.
This guy's like doing research,trying to make dinosaurs come
back.

Speaker 2 (02:34:35):
I could have helped you.

Speaker 8 (02:34:36):
So I get a hold of this vet veterinarian clinic and
the guy says, yeah, you can useit after hours.
Here's the keys.

Speaker 2 (02:34:44):
He gave me the keys.

Speaker 8 (02:34:45):
You call me when you're done.
Wow, nothing was put up oranything, that's trusting.
Yeah, a good thing.
No one on this set is drugaddicts or anything like that.
I have no idea what's in there,but I was just like holy.

Speaker 2 (02:34:57):
We got morphine, we got fentanyl Dog endowners, all
that.

Speaker 8 (02:35:00):
But I'm a very business-y producer, though when
I'm on set I was like everybodycan have fun, but we're going
to follow the rules.

Speaker 6 (02:35:10):
We're not doing drugs .

Speaker 5 (02:35:11):
This is going to be a safe environment.
Anybody that has any issues.
Do not ingest anything you didnot bring here.
Don't drink that liquid.

Speaker 8 (02:35:18):
I have gotten yes, I've asked people to not come
back.

Speaker 6 (02:35:21):
Oh wow, Because they haven't played nice.

Speaker 8 (02:35:26):
There's certain things things, yeah, a little
less perfect than professional,you know, sometimes it's
verbally sometimes it's thingsset on set because always like,
hey, this is a like, this was afamily man movie.
So there's kids on set, don'tuse foul language.
You know, don't, don't do thisor that.
But at the same time we'redoing like a horror movie,
whatever there's still.
You know people think, oh,we're doing a horror movie.
Is everything anything goes?
No, it does not.

(02:35:46):
We're still professionals.
You still have people think, oh, we're doing a horror movie, is
everything anything goes?
No, it does not.
We're still professionals.
You still have to beprofessionals.
You still don't want to have.
You know, you can still get introuble for sexual harassment,
harassment and stuff like that.
So it's like it's a business.
You know, at the end of the dayit's still entertainment, but
it's still a business.

Speaker 5 (02:36:10):
And there has to be a professional.
Weinstein ended up here.
No, so what was fun aboutshooting Jurassic Pet 3 was, of
course we had our script andeverything.
But Chris and Ryan were verylike.
If it makes sense to say thiswithin there, there's room to
improv a little bit.

Speaker 8 (02:36:22):
There's certain things that have to be said.
Just for story, yeah, but yeahas long as you know it,
especially when I'm writing forkids.
It's been a while since I'vebeen a 12-year-old boy and I've
never been a 13-year-old girl.
So, I try to get the gist of itout and say, okay, now say
these in your words, becauseI've even asked my son.

(02:36:43):
I was writing a script and Isaid time and he's like I don't
even know what that is.
He's like we don't do thatSorry.

Speaker 5 (02:36:51):
I interrupted you, so I'm in the green scene suit.
We're filming on the street indowntown El Reno, there's people
in an office building lookingout at us, of course, and it's
just me, and this is when Spikeruns up behind me.

Speaker 8 (02:37:09):
And you don't see him at first.

Speaker 5 (02:37:10):
Yeah, and so I'm just standing there because it's
like our little dark documentarycrew is going to use my green
suit and myself for a dinosaurthey would put in like a promo
kind of thing.

Speaker 8 (02:37:25):
You can't get people to watch.

Speaker 5 (02:37:26):
And so I'm acting like a dinosaur in the street
and I pull down my mask, and Ithink the first thing I said was
come on, guys, hurry up, I'msweating my dinosaur eggs off.
Yes, and they're like God, shaythis is a family movie.

Speaker 8 (02:37:46):
I would have loved if kept it.
Otherwise I would have kept itBecause I was like, yes, this is
so funny.

Speaker 2 (02:37:51):
Yes, but.

Speaker 5 (02:37:54):
It was so fun.
That's funny.

Speaker 8 (02:37:55):
It was kind of so part one there's this.
You know Ben Hall plays thisguy.
That's kind of like thismystery man and this kid gets an
egg it's kind of like a littlegremlin-y kind of thing and he
realizes to keep it safe heneeds to get it back home.
So he gets it back in the woods.
In part two we realize there'sa portal to dinosaur land or
another time or whatever.
So it sets that up a little bitmore.

(02:38:18):
And then part three, since it'sgone, things have happened
twice now.
In a town A documentary filmcrew shows up and says this is
probably nothing, but we'regonna show up and just interview
a few people.
Maybe it'd be something.
Who knows, we'll just messaround.
But then they end up seeing adinosaur, and then it's, and
then it's just like, all on, nowthey're trying to find the
dinosaurs.
The kids are trying to get himback to where he goes.

(02:38:39):
It's fun so good like it was myfavorite um it was super cute I
I really liked the script onthat.
I I mean not to pat myself onthe back, but I had a little
time so I felt, you know, withall the different stories and
crossing and stuff, it's justone of those things where the
delivery was due Because I hadleft the previous studio I was
at that we did this with, so Iwasn't there for all of the

(02:39:00):
finishing.

Speaker 5 (02:39:14):
So in my mind there's a few things that got left out.
That would have made it better,but it was still.
It was still very cool, Ithought.

Speaker 8 (02:39:17):
I thought the finished product, just to know
that.
A lot of oklahoma cast and crewon it, I think.

Speaker 5 (02:39:20):
Everyone but three, yeah, and then oklahoma that's
cool, and then the work put intoit in post.
It's just amazing what theproduct that was turned out it
it looks great.

Speaker 8 (02:39:29):
Yeah, it does look good um unfortunately it was the
first one to not go to dvd,because covid killed dvds here
and that's and that's betweenthat and the um strikes.
It's completely jacked, themovie industry right now, that
sucks and it's everybody'strying to figure out what to do,
because streaming is not, youknow, before it, because the
dvds are like, yeah, we'll giveyou 300, 000, we'll give you,

(02:39:51):
you know, with no names in it,because we know we'll make that
money back in the united statesalone just off the dvd sales,
right, and then we'll get it instreaming and then it'll show up
.
And you know, jurassic path 3was probably I think it was in
mexico.
It showed on the theaters inmexico.
It doesn't show in the UnitedStates cause we didn't have a
big name in it, but that moviethere was no DVD deal because
they're like we're not puttingthis on DVD, cause pretty much
now it's like unless it's reallyhuge, it doesn't go to DVD.

(02:40:14):
So it went straight to streaming, which I thought was a shame,
because that movie made theleast amount of impact when it
came out compared to everythingelse I've done, which was
heartbreaking just because ofthe timing of it yeah, just
because it's like dvds are goneand I still I I search every now
and about every couple weeks Isearch to see if it's been
released somewhere yeah becauseother countries still do dvds,

(02:40:36):
it's just not the united states.
So I'm like, okay, eventually itmay come out in the uk.
I'll get a uk version of itbecause I have a version of
every or a disc of every movie.

Speaker 5 (02:40:44):
I just think about the ages of kids that that movie
would be targeted to right Namesomething in the movie theater
that's come out in the last yearthat is something like that and
not a cartoon, but actuallyshows some kids, and wasn't?

(02:41:08):
It Was his name, ethan.

Speaker 7 (02:41:11):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 5 (02:41:12):
Wasn't that like his first.

Speaker 8 (02:41:13):
It was his first movie.

Speaker 5 (02:41:15):
Oh my gosh, he was so good, he was good and to show
kids today what they couldpossibly do.

Speaker 8 (02:41:23):
It was an adventure, for sure, and the thing I liked
about it was yeah, you do havethese kids, but then you have
these adults.
They're kind of doing dumbthings too, because adults are
dumb too.

Speaker 7 (02:41:31):
Yeah, they are.

Speaker 8 (02:41:33):
But what I love doing is putting jokes in.
There's the stupid line whereBen Hall is coming in early to
try to get there ahead of theother tracker that they hired
and they're like oh, you'reearly.
Yeah, that's my name, earl Lee.
It's stupid, it's stupid.
And then they had him some cashand they're like aren't you
going to count it?

(02:41:53):
You never count your money whenyou're sitting at the table.
Ryan says no one's going to getthat joke and I said that's not
for them, no, that's for me.

Speaker 5 (02:42:21):
That's all that matters.
If the kids don't understand it, I don't care.
I just think of like, yes,there's been a Moana or some
other animated kids cartoonmovie, but there's not movies
for kids, like when we were kids.

Speaker 8 (02:42:27):
Goonies, goonies, exactly I love Goonies.
There's nothing like that.
Kids like when we were kidsGoonies, Goonies, exactly.
Yeah, I love Goonies.
There's nothing like that.

Speaker 5 (02:42:31):
That was close.
There's nothing else.
Breakfast Club.

Speaker 8 (02:42:36):
Well, you had the Monster Squad Goonies.
There's a whole bunch of theExplorers.
I love that movie and I waslike I was that age when those
came out.

Speaker 5 (02:42:44):
I'm a Gen X and I was like I was that I was that age
when those came out.

Speaker 8 (02:42:47):
I was, you know, I'm an 80, I'm a gen X, but it was
the idea.
I remember thinking, oh man, ifthis was, if I could just have
an adventure like this.
I remember feeling that and Istill, you know, I was like, as
old as I am now I still lovethese adventures.
I'd still, you know, aheartbeat would love to go on an
adventure like that.

Speaker 5 (02:43:08):
There's no spy kids anymore, it's all animated stuff
.

Speaker 8 (02:43:13):
Or the kids stuff is very adult now too.

Speaker 7 (02:43:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:43:16):
There was a cartoon series.
I'm not going to say what itwas, but my son and I watched it
.
And then, in part two,everything became.
You know, it had nothing to dowith the story.
It was like, oh, so-and-so'sparents are gay.
That didn't really matter.
I was like, okay, cool.
But then everybody had to havea flag in their room for the gay
pride yeah.
I mean people.
I don't care what people areinto, but the thing is is is
like it didn't have anything todo with the easy to figure out

(02:43:46):
Like my kid can figure out someof the jokes Because nowadays
people do that Exactly whatyou're saying they're putting
these heavy elements in it.

Speaker 5 (02:43:54):
Yeah, dude, make it Jurassic pet, make it Goonies,
where there's not really heavyelements, but there is something
about well, the Goonies, theirparents were doing something.

Speaker 8 (02:44:05):
They're going to have to move, which I remember being
as a kid.
That was horrible.
I moved every six months tothree years.

Speaker 5 (02:44:10):
Yeah, it doesn't have to be something.
It can be something as littleas God we're going to move again
.

Speaker 2 (02:44:23):
Or it shows a group of friends hanging in together
Now and then.

Speaker 5 (02:44:26):
Beating the odds.
The girl version of Goonies Yep.

Speaker 2 (02:44:30):
I was just about to say that.

Speaker 6 (02:44:30):
I've known him so many times.

Speaker 5 (02:44:31):
We need more of this stuff, we need more of those
adventure, because that's what Ithink about.

Speaker 8 (02:44:36):
And I think the problem is is, like you know, my
kid's 14, and my wife and Ihave been very adamant about him
being a kid, as long as he canbe a kid, and I tell him that I
was.
He packed up all of his StarWars stuff, but it was because
he wanted to make room for hiskeyboards and his Nerf guns that
he likes to take apart.

Speaker 6 (02:44:50):
That's cool.

Speaker 8 (02:44:51):
But I'm just like hey , I want you to be a kid, your
childhood is your shortestperiod You're going to have to
pay bills the rest of your life,man.
Yeah, and I said, you know yourdad.
He's a dumbass and he likestoys.

Speaker 6 (02:45:01):
Still, and I buy action figures and he drives
sometimes.
I love lego, I love lego.
And of course I only buy harrypotter and lord of the rings
lego.
But I'm so glad we're the samekind of nerd I have magic wands
in my office.

Speaker 8 (02:45:15):
You know that kind of stuff, but um wait?

Speaker 6 (02:45:18):
who do you have wait?
Very important question.

Speaker 8 (02:45:20):
Well, I have I have the one I have, malfoy's, dad's
one, but I also.
But the other two ones I haveare the ones from the Adventures
of the Rufus.
Adventures of Rufus theFantastic.

Speaker 7 (02:45:34):
Pet movie.

Speaker 1 (02:45:35):
I wrote that had wizards in it.

Speaker 8 (02:45:36):
Those ones are.
I have props in my office too.
I take everything and it's like, ooh, that's cool.
I have a foot from JurassicGames.
From this dead body, I have afoot.
I used to wear it as a necklacewhen we were on set.

Speaker 6 (02:45:51):
Sorry, I got sidetracked here now, but it's
it's letting your, letting yourson be a kid for as long as you
can be a kid as long as you can,but don't forget, when you're
an adult, what it was like tohave that no-transcript.

(02:46:12):
Wow the world is so large andnow I can do it, and now it's
mine, but don't but it's also toremember don't lose it as you
get older.

Speaker 8 (02:46:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:46:22):
Yeah, because I got teary-eyed.
I had a few tears drop when Igot to see the Goonies in the
movie theater.

Speaker 8 (02:46:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, they did like a fan event.
I saw that theater when it cameout.

Speaker 5 (02:46:34):
Yeah, I did too.
I had my wallet, my.

Speaker 8 (02:46:37):
Velcro wallet stolen off the video game that I was
playing.
If you're out there andlistening you better give it
back.
Better watch you.

Speaker 5 (02:46:44):
I had $7 in there, that's probably something cool
like He-Man or something.

Speaker 8 (02:46:47):
It's probably something cool like.

Speaker 5 (02:46:49):
He-Man or something He-Man.
But I think, what are kids whenthey get older?
I wonder what movie will givethem the feeling I have when I
watch the Goonies today.

Speaker 8 (02:47:01):
Well, my kid has that about the Goonies.

Speaker 6 (02:47:03):
I showed him the.

Speaker 8 (02:47:04):
Goonies I showed him Stand by Me.
Good, I wait until he's theright age and stuff, but it's
kind of interesting the firstpet movie.
We get an email from this ladythat says she has a younger son
and he pretty much has ahospital bed at the house.
He has constant care.
And she wrote us a messagesaying because of that movie I

(02:47:27):
get an hour and a half with myhusband, the stuff that we're
not having to worry about ourson's needs all the time because
he's so engrossed into it.
He just loves it and he watchesit every day and that's he says,
and she didn't mean it as a badthing, but it was like that's
the, that's the moment we get tofeel normal.

Speaker 6 (02:47:44):
Yeah.
So we got a hold of tyler, whowas the, the kid, and then, and
he recorded a video message andwe sent him some stuff I'll get
out of here I'm gonna cry that'ssilly, but yeah, it's those
moments it's.

Speaker 8 (02:47:55):
It's kind of crazy because like I consider these
low budget movies, like I canmake an impact on anybody oh,
they do though so the first oneof the movies we we did was
called gremlin.
Originally was called give it tosomeone you love.
I called it std, so in franceit was called the box, which I
always thought what should havebeen the title anyway.
But um, I think we're inbranson.
My wife was telling somebodywhat I did and she's like what,

(02:48:17):
what are the movies you do?
And she says gremlin.
She says oh, my husband lovesthat movie.
I said sorry, I was a littlekid when that movie not that,
gremlin.
It's not the christmas movie shesaid no, no, no, the one where
the creature comes out of thebox she knew she says my husband
loves that movie.
How?

Speaker 5 (02:48:31):
funny.
Well, it was so for me to go toa family function and my little
niece, jane ann, is so shy thatshe won't tell me yeah, that is
her favorite movie, yeahress Upat Three.
Yeah, but she's told her mom,told the grandma.

Speaker 6 (02:48:52):
I love it.
Can we watch that dinosaurmovie with Uncle Shane?

Speaker 5 (02:48:56):
And then Taylor's kids going.
Oh, we love it.
We love Uncle Shane's on the TV.

Speaker 2 (02:49:01):
They have the posters in their room.

Speaker 8 (02:49:03):
And you don't really think about it.
I was driving my son to school.
We drive him in the morning, herides a bus home, so that way
he doesn't have to get up soearly and I was like, oh, I'm
just gonna work from home today,I'll just drive you in.
And I don't remember what wewere talking about.
And I said something about um,because I don't even it doesn't
even register with me about.
You know the impact.
Sometimes I'm just too busy,I'm just working making more
right.
And I said something about notbeing famous, or whatever my son

(02:49:25):
says you are I was like he saidyou're famous.
He says I've.
I've been to these events, I'veseen it.
I see how people react with youand stuff.
It never dawned on me asbecause, I don't ever, I don't
consider myself.
I always say, well, I'moklahoma, famous people in
oklahoma know who I am, know whoI am.
But um, and that's and noteverybody, you know, it's just

(02:49:46):
in the film community, but it'sjust, it's just.
I never thought of my sonlooking at me like that like
making impact.

Speaker 6 (02:49:52):
That's so cool that is that's so cool, and what a
cool thing like to know that youcreate things that your your
kid, is proud of as well yeahlike whether he at the same time
shy, because he doesn't want totell anybody.

Speaker 8 (02:50:05):
Like my wife I usually throw him in everything,
yeah, and drastic pet too.
He's the voice of the dinosaur.
Oh, that's so cool.
So my wife is always like, doyou tell your friend?
But he doesn't want to tell hisfriends because there's like
you know they might make fun ofme or kind of thing.
Because it has happened withpeople in the past.
I know you know ozzy osbourne'skids were made fun of a lot of
times so look at him.

Speaker 5 (02:50:22):
Yeah, so weirdo.
Who was the other?
It was the kid that played, uh,anakin in the prequels oh yeah,
he got teased a lot so he justdoesn't.

Speaker 8 (02:50:31):
He doesn't really tell his close friends no, or
they find out when they come tomy house or my what I do,
because I don't usually tellanybody unless they ask or what
I was like I make movies locally, but um, yeah, it's just kind
of interesting because I neverreally saw it that way.

Speaker 5 (02:50:46):
Yeah, to my son, that's so cool my son, um, my
and my oldest son.
He didn't get to go to thepremiere weekend.
We had uh for brindley andtaliquan muskogee, but he got to
go to jurassic pet 3 premiereand just uh for them to see also
that for me it's taken me 30years to get here, but I wanted

(02:51:15):
to do that when I was 14, 15, 16years old, oh yeah but didn't
know how to do it and I and I'vetold the story before, but I uh
submitted myself to johncasablanca's, oh yeah as did
every, as did every my wife did

Speaker 8 (02:51:28):
too, at one point.

Speaker 5 (02:51:29):
And they called me in and I went and I had to do a
cold read of a peanut buttercommercial which sucked, because
at the time I really hatedpeanut butter.

Speaker 3 (02:51:41):
I can't even get excited for this yeah, you
spread that peanut butter onthat brand.
I was like it's a differentmovie.
Yeah, creamy Junkie brand.

Speaker 5 (02:51:49):
Yeah, dreamy junky, but never, never got a call back
from them you know, and so Iwas just like, okay, it's not so
, it's taken me this long, butat least it's shown my kids that
you're an overnight success.

Speaker 8 (02:52:06):
It took 30 years it's a long night.

Speaker 5 (02:52:08):
It doesn't matter how long, it's a long night, like
it doesn't matter how long it'sgoing to take you to realize one
of your dreams, do it I alwayssay, is if you're still alive,
there's time absolutely there'ssome.

Speaker 8 (02:52:21):
There's some fantastic actors that started
acting when they're, you know,retired.
They're like I don't haveanything else to do.
But I think what's cool too is,like you know, I want my kid to
have, and my wife, if I die,before her.
But I want to have the goodmemories of me too.
But what's cool is there's likea legacy and I'm just like, oh
man, maybe someday down the roadit really kind of kicks off or

(02:52:42):
it makes an impact on somebodyyou know.
Absolutely what's cool is mybrother's in Gremlin.

Speaker 6 (02:52:47):
That's awesome.

Speaker 8 (02:52:48):
He was a mortician.
He's passed away now, but hewas a mortician and he's in Army
of Frankensteins.
I had him and my nephew.
Can we kill him?
Oh that's awesome though.
So what's cool is there's mybrother.

Speaker 6 (02:52:57):
Yeah, always there and he's always there.

Speaker 8 (02:53:10):
Oh, I've told my family hey look, if we can
actually do and can make, makeunholy alliance, everyone's
going to be as.
Oh yeah, my wife is ineverything too, yeah, so like in
jurassic pit 2, they're in thebank when it gets gassed my son
and my wife, so it's likethey're oh, that's hilarious,
they're always there, which iskind of cool.
I always think about this longterm too.
When my wife and I are gone, myson will still have that yeah,
that's really cool yeah you'reright.

Speaker 6 (02:53:24):
I think the legacy of it is really important.
I think that's really importantabout art in general and just
the arts community, whatever youknow, whatever section of it
that you're part of.
I think it's so important thatpeople, if they have that
passion, if they have that thingthat they want to do and they
want to make a mark, even ifit's a tiny little blip yeah,

(02:53:48):
being able to do that, becauseyou do leave a legacy at some
point in your art and it doesn'tmatter, you don't have to be an
A-list director or an.

Speaker 8 (02:53:54):
A-list actor or the big you know.
You don't have to be Bill Gates.
Yeah, you know, make adifference in your technology
company or whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:54:02):
People will remember me on.
Well, I'm just going to shealso has a plaque.

Speaker 8 (02:54:06):
Sorry I kind of got deep here.

Speaker 6 (02:54:08):
No, we like that too, dram, because we want to talk
about shit Especially.

Speaker 5 (02:54:12):
Oklahomans, you need to go onto your Amazon Prime,
you need to look up Jurassic,pet 3.
And there's probably othermovies that have been filmed
solely in Oklahoma.

Speaker 8 (02:54:23):
There's so many.

Speaker 5 (02:54:25):
And go watch them.
Look up Adam Hampton, him andthe Outsider guys.
Watch them Look up.
Adam Hampton, him and the.

Speaker 8 (02:54:27):
Outsider guys.
They make movies here.
Kyle Harris he's done somefantastic stuff here and luckily
we've done some post work onthem.
That's awesome, like Out ofExile Reverence the Huntsman
that's going to be out soon.
We did some VFX and stuff.

Speaker 6 (02:54:40):
I was going to say Out of Exile and Reverence.
We've watched, You've watched.

Speaker 5 (02:54:44):
Reverence isn't out yet.
No, I've watched Out of Exile.

Speaker 6 (02:54:47):
Out of Exile.
That's what it is.
But Reverence.
I think maybe there's a lot offantastic people here in
Oklahoma.

Speaker 8 (02:54:51):
They just don't even realize it.
Just everybody stays under theradar.

Speaker 5 (02:54:54):
You might see me as a police officer.

Speaker 8 (02:54:57):
Yeah, that's a good movie.
By the way, the script isfantastic.

Speaker 6 (02:55:00):
So when you guys had like the film day or whatever up
at the Capitol.
So I work for a school districtand, uh, my superintendent is a
super casual dude and normallyhe's in like gym shorts and a
t-shirt tucked into his gymshorts.
I can't fix it, but I happenedto see him that day in the

(02:55:22):
building and he was like suitedup, like he was full, full suit,
like ready to go.
Wow, I was like, oh my god,you're dressed all fancy.
And he's like, yeah, we were upthe capitol talking to whatever
about some education bills, um,and I was like, oh cool, my
husband's up there for film day,whatever, uh, and he was like
god, those motherfuckers areloud yeah, the problem is and
this is my complaint it's thefilm and music office.

Speaker 8 (02:55:45):
Yeah, so they always have a live band playing, but
everybody's there to networkalso and talk, so everybody
starts getting louder and it'sjust so much noise.
I think I was there for acouple um hours but I was like
my personal feeling was like canthe music stuff be like a floor
lower?
literally not on the rotunda noton the same floor as everybody
else trying to do their boothsand talking about, yeah, the

(02:56:08):
industry, because we're allyelling at each other.
At some point I'm just like youknow I'm talking to people's
ears, they're talking to my earsand after a while I'm just like
this is when the part kicks inwhere I'm like I don't want to
be around people anymore, I'mleaving.

Speaker 5 (02:56:23):
I was there for maybe 11 and a half minutes and that
time was split because I was inthere, for I was got in there
the first time, made some rounds, saw Lisa Nidel, saw Cody Mayo,
some other people.
I got so hot.

Speaker 3 (02:56:41):
I gotta go outside.

Speaker 1 (02:56:41):
I'm sweating, so I go outside.

Speaker 5 (02:56:43):
I'm cooling off.

Speaker 1 (02:56:44):
I'm waiting for.
Kenny.

Speaker 5 (02:56:47):
Kenny Shavers to to come up and had some shirts to
give to him and to come up,kenny, kenny Wayne had some
shirts to give to him and heshows up.
So we go back in.
I do another, maybe fiveminutes, and it's like oh loud,
there's no AC in there and I'mlike too many people.
It's hot, I'm out of here.

Speaker 8 (02:57:07):
It's fantastic, though, because my wife has a
communications degree, so shewas on the last season that John
Ferguson was doing Count Gregor.

Speaker 7 (02:57:13):
Oh cool, she played Rhoda.

Speaker 8 (02:57:15):
Rhoda and she'd flirt with John and stuff.
It was great.
But back then it was no pay.
It was like my wife used tomodel too and she was like, oh
so you're going to model forthis company or whatever and she
would get the bathing suits.
Or she would be on a show andshe would get the wardrobe.
Or a $100 coupon to go eat atCrab Shack.

Speaker 2 (02:57:37):
Dang, not my wife she a model.
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:57:44):
True story.
She actually was, when we werein college, the Girls of the Big
12 or whatever it was at thetime.
Oh yeah, so she had.
She was actually down to thefinal five to be the.

Speaker 6 (02:57:55):
OU girl, ok, smoke show.

Speaker 8 (02:57:58):
But she comes home and she's like I asked him if
you could be there for our photo.
When I do the photo shoot, I'mlike, yeah, they're not going to
call you back because I don'twant to mess with boyfriends and
husbands, but anyway, sorry,single fuck.
I'm like, yeah, they're notgoing to call you back Because I
don't want to mess withboyfriends and husbands, but
anyway, sorry, she's a singlefuck, fuck it.
No, well, she's at home with me.
That's all I'm saying.
But it used to not really be anindustry.

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That's why I didn't think Icould do it, and things have
changed.
The music office has reallyhelped.
I mean getting.
We've been making movies now for15 years yeah maybe a little
longer crap, I don't remembernow but, um, you know they're
really doing a push and stuff.
The only thing that's going onis every state's now doing it
yeah you know, and now la istrying to get their people back,

(02:58:41):
but, um, it doesn't reallymatter.
I mean, if it does, we justkeep making stuff here.
And there's more than enoughstuff and more than enough
people that have their facesglued to their phones for some
stinking reason.
That's the thing.
So I was going to give youanother tangent, being a Gen X
when I was in college and stuffit wasn't by FaceTime or

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whatever.
You know, we met.
I actually bought a house myjunior year.
My wife and I did.
I was like I bet you I couldbuy a house for as much as we're
paying rent and I, accidentally, I found a dude that inherited
a house.
I bought this house close tothe stadium, like eight blocks
from the stadium.
It was like 40 grand.
There's an old house, threebedrooms, one bath, I think, and
uh, recently the house was likefour hundred thousand dollars

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but anyway so people came to ourhouse and we would drink beer,
smoke weed and talk.

Speaker 6 (02:59:31):
You did drugs.
I'm like God.
Where's the beat, by the way?

Speaker 8 (02:59:36):
So it was funny.
My aunt was visiting one timeand she had non-Hodgkin's
lymphoma and that's all she wastreating it with and she was out
.
So I said let me cover yourback.
Called one of my friends, I'mlike dude, I'm going to come
over.
Called one of my friends andwas like dude, I'm going to come
over.
And I just remember that wasactually the first time I ever
smoked weed was with my aunt.
She showed me how to roll themand stuff Nice.
But I just remember herlighting up and after a while

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she's like oh man, I lovecollege campuses.
They have the best weed.

Speaker 4 (03:00:02):
That's amazing, that's fantastic.

Speaker 8 (03:00:05):
But it's just.
Yeah, it's just, things havechanged in general.
You know my my son plays uh vrgames with his friends which is
cool because his cousin lives intennessee, so he can do that
but it's just that connection,you know technology yeah,
technology's kind of changed it.
I mean I I use my phone a lot,but it's just like I try not to
um you know, if I go to thetheater, I'm off.

Speaker 2 (03:00:27):
Yeah, you know, at a certain time I turn it off.

Speaker 8 (03:00:29):
I'm like, like you know, I'll answer you if I'm
awake, but if I'm sleepingyou're dead to me.

Speaker 7 (03:00:32):
You know.

Speaker 8 (03:00:32):
If there's an emergency, I'll find out when I
wake up.
There's nothing I can do aboutthree in the morning.
So, um, it's just, and I thinkthat's kind of changed the way
movies are too.

Speaker 6 (03:00:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (03:00:51):
You instead of actually the theater experience.
I love, I love going to themovie theater, and especially
when I was a kid it wasn'tsomething like you know.
It was like once a month orevery two months.
You know, hey, dad got paid.
We're going to drive to thecity and go watch.
We're going to go watch NeverEnding Story, or whatever it was
, it's going to cost $17.
And we're going to go eat.

Speaker 7 (03:01:06):
Yeah, it was $2.75 does to get in, especially since
we lie about our age.

Speaker 5 (03:01:09):
We're going for that good dinner.

Speaker 6 (03:01:10):
We're going to Long John.

Speaker 5 (03:01:11):
Silver Hardee's.

Speaker 8 (03:01:13):
Hardee's, hardee's, we're going to go to Hardee's.

Speaker 2 (03:01:15):
We're going to Burger man.

Speaker 8 (03:01:17):
We're riding in the back of his Volkswagen Rabbit.
My dad would flip the seatsback and we would put pillows in
there and books and comic booksand we'd just unbelt it in.
You know.

Speaker 5 (03:01:25):
You know what streaming has really killed as
well?
It's the dollar movies.
Oh yeah, yeah, like there usedto be a few dollar movies around
.

Speaker 8 (03:01:35):
There was one in Norman there was Robinson
Crossing.
I think there was one byLabagette, there was a Labagette
, there was a Labagette.
And so one winter day I waslike, oh, we got 20 bucks.
You know, being poor collegekids, so something like that, we
go and watch two movies.

(03:01:55):
One of them was Rugrats movie.
Oh yeah, I didn't care what Iwas like, yeah, I could watch
all three of those.
So we go get like their largeCoke sodas, which was like
unlimited refills and popcorn.
So then we go the La Baguette,we get Fettuccine, Alfredo, and
then we go back and watch twomore.
We spent the whole day at thetheaters with hardly any money,
that's awesome Ten bucks, Twentybucks yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:02:15):
That's excellent, not anymore, you can't get out of a
movie theater now withoutspending a hundred bucks.

Speaker 8 (03:02:19):
A hundred dollars on concessions.
Oh yeah, A hundred dollars toget in.

Speaker 5 (03:02:22):
Me and the crappy seats, though.

Speaker 8 (03:02:31):
Now it's heated and cooled recliner seats and
they'll bring the food to you.
So now it's more of an event,but now it costs more because of
it.
But I think that's everytheater I see now is going to
that, where it's almost likegoing out to eat at a nice
restaurant.

Speaker 5 (03:02:45):
You're going to spend $100 on hot dogs oh yeah, yeah
and then regret the movie thatyou watched.

Speaker 6 (03:02:51):
And that's the thing.
You're not putting out, anygood shit, like when we went to
see Sinners and we went to thedirector's suite Because, again,
recliners Bring me food, I willbe very happy.

Speaker 5 (03:03:02):
No kids.

Speaker 6 (03:03:03):
Even though.

Speaker 5 (03:03:04):
Sinners probably no kids.

Speaker 7 (03:03:05):
But you never know.

Speaker 6 (03:03:12):
Yeah, there's kids at uh, deadpool.
So we were.
We were just so oh dogsfreaking out mina.
We were just so glad that wespent the time, we spent the
money and the movie was so goodthat it was like, okay, that was
well worth whatever time likeI'll spend money.
I'll spend money for a moviethat was worth it whereas
there's been other movies thatwe've sat through and we're like
I don't feel compelled, like Iwould rather have just watched

(03:03:33):
that at home.
Yeah, what's this?

Speaker 8 (03:03:35):
point.
What's the disney movie aboutthe house?
Um crap, what was it called?
Incanto yeah, I.
I don't know what it was, butwhen I saw the trailer I had no
desire to watch that movie.
I've never watched that movieoh, it's great, it wasn.

Speaker 6 (03:03:46):
You should watch it it wasn't compelling for me but
that's how I feel.

Speaker 8 (03:03:49):
I see a lot of trailers now and I'm just like I
just don't care.
Snow White didn't care.

Speaker 6 (03:03:54):
No, absolutely not From day one.
Yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 8 (03:03:56):
How to Train your Dragon the live-action version.
I won't watch it.
I actually want to watch thatmovie.

Speaker 6 (03:04:04):
Oh I the live action how to Train your Dragon and
this is a hot.
Take the kid that voices Hiccup.

Speaker 8 (03:04:12):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:04:13):
I love his voice, hiccup.

Speaker 8 (03:04:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:04:15):
And Shane Haight absolute.
What's that kid's name?

Speaker 5 (03:04:17):
Jay something.

Speaker 8 (03:04:19):
I know who you're talking about, or?

Speaker 6 (03:04:20):
a shell or something.
I love that guy, I love hisvoice.

Speaker 8 (03:04:22):
He's got a great voice.

Speaker 6 (03:04:23):
But he's not the voice of Hiccup in the live
action and I'm like I of Hiccupin the live action and I'm like
I can't Sorry.
Well, first of all, his voiceis delightful and it bothers me
because but you know you weretalking aboutit sounds like my
grandma hated Steve Martin.

Speaker 8 (03:04:38):
She said she would watch him and he would just make
her nervous all over.

Speaker 6 (03:04:42):
I don't mind him in a live, other movies he's done
his voice did not match thevoice I wanted for hiccup that
yeah, oh see, I thought it wasperfect for hiccup I thought it
was good too but another sowhiny and like oh you were
talking about how you gotteary-eyed when we went to see
goonies in theater and how likereally powerful that was.

(03:05:02):
So I am a disney kid.
Disney movies are my favoritething in the whole world, and so
all of these live actionremakes and stuff I've been
pretty like well, it's a.

Speaker 8 (03:05:12):
It's a dream work.

Speaker 6 (03:05:14):
So that's fair.
But like all these for for theDisney movies that have been
these like remakes, I've beenreally hesitant about most of
them.

Speaker 8 (03:05:21):
I haven't seen any of them because I don't care
either.
I love the cartoons.

Speaker 6 (03:05:24):
The one and my favorite movie ever is Beauty
and the Beast, and I was sonervous when we went to see the
live action because I was like,I mean Emma Watson, 100 percent.

Speaker 7 (03:05:34):
I'm totally in.

Speaker 6 (03:05:35):
And I cry.
I'm a crier anyway, but like,as soon as the opening music
started, it was, it visuallymatched the cartoon and it made
me weep.
I was so happy that, like, ok,okay, they haven't messed it up
from the beginning, um, and Ithink that's the only live
action that I feel like reallydid it well.

(03:05:56):
But still, I have only watchedthe live action one time because
I can't like yeah I loved it.
It was great, it was worth thetime, it was a great remake.
But if I'm gonna watch it, I'mgonna watch the original.
But I had that same like greatnostalgic feeling where after
that I wasn't worried about ifthey were gonna mess it up yeah,
down the road, but I feel likemost of the other live actions

(03:06:18):
just really fuck up the wholefeel of it.
You know I'm trying to thinkabout lilo and stitch where I've
gotten teary-eyed.

Speaker 8 (03:06:26):
It's kind of funny because um like when I watch,
stand by me now yeah, at the endthat river is actually gone oh,
that hurts you know thatactually that gets me teary-eyed
every time, because he's, he'snot.
You know, he was such a greattalent and it's just that's bad
things, but it's just.
But there's.
There's sometimes I watchmovies, I'm just, I catch myself
and I don't know if it's thething getting older and you that

(03:06:48):
, and I think part of that's asa writer.
Someone says how do you, how doyou write different voices?
Well, I've moved around so much, I've met so many people, I
watch people when I'm in storesand things.
Sure, so you, I kind of have abig variety to pull from.
I never try to make everycharacter like oh, this is
so-and-so and this is so-and-so,but I think it's the point
where you've seen enough and youfelt enough where you can kind
of convey that.

(03:07:09):
I remember in um the adventuresof rufus, yeah, um ryan's told
me.
He says oh man, I really lovethe part with the grandparents
or the grandmother saying aboutlove, her kind of like, and what
happened with her and herhusband.
It wasn't, it was, it was neververbatim, but what the image I
had in my head was mygrandparents.
So there's moments like thatthat do get to me.

(03:07:31):
Or when I'm you know, I'm, yeah,I watch something, it's just
like I don't know what it is,and sometimes it's the weirdest
things, it just it just gets youwell, especially when I'm, when
I'm watching something I'veseen that's old and like the
goonies, and I'm just like whenI'm watching that movie, most of
the time I'm boom, I'm 13 yearsold again, or whatever it was
yeah, no, I go right back to itI can even hear a cindy lopper

(03:07:53):
song yeah and it takes me rightback to the goonies I always
tell people too, there's twovideos.
I remember when the videos wereout cindy lopper did of that,
good enough and I used toremember getting an argument
with people like there's twovideos to that?
No, there's not, because theyonly showed the first.
There's actually two videos ofthe same song the first half of

(03:08:14):
the movie and the second half ofthe movie.

Speaker 5 (03:08:17):
Yeah, that's.
I may have to watch that thisweek.

Speaker 8 (03:08:21):
I love that movie.

Speaker 6 (03:08:23):
They're doing a Lord of the Rings fan fest at Flick's
Brewhouse.

Speaker 8 (03:08:27):
I saw that Tomorrow, today and tomorrow I want to go
so bad.
Lord of the Rings Now that'sanother book.
I remember I was in fifth gradeand my dad was a huge Lord of
the Rings fan, so I'd look athis art books and stuff and I
remember it was like time for abook report.
The teacher says what are youdoing?
I said I'm doing the Fellowshipof the Ring.
No, it was the Hobbit.

Speaker 2 (03:08:46):
The Hobbit.

Speaker 8 (03:08:47):
She's like are you sure?
Because all the otherclassmates are doing like 50
page books, You're?

Speaker 6 (03:08:52):
doing like a 500.
I was about to say Boxcar Kidsor Bigsters Club.

Speaker 8 (03:08:56):
But I loved it.
But those moments I remember.
When Jurassic Park came out, Iwas going to school here at OU.
My wife and I went to thetheater.
Everything you know Tim Burtonmovie came out.
We saw it, you know like allthese big movies came out and as
soon as that movie the creditsstarted coming up, I leaned over
to her and I said now someonecan make a fantastic Lord of the

(03:09:17):
Rings movie.

Speaker 6 (03:09:18):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (03:09:19):
I said the technology is now there, that's awesome.
And then it was years later.
Then they finally did it.
It's extended versions and Iknow they're not like the books,
but it's just like.
Oh, there's just something Ilove, even the, even the one
that's named Amazon, wherepeople like, oh, it's not good,
it's like I love it for what itis.
Absolutely, it's fantastic.

Speaker 5 (03:09:38):
I can't wait for the Gollum movie to come out, you
know oh my gosh and, and I alsoI wish more movies would try to
do as as much as possiblepractical effects oh yeah over
so much cgi yeah, what's crazy.

Speaker 8 (03:09:56):
I don't remember which one of the alien movies it
was that came out.
It wasn't the newest one, itwas one before that and I
remember going holy crap, thatalien looks amazing.
So I started to pull it all upand I was like that was
practical.
They did so much practice andwe try to do practical when
possible too, because doing CGand VFX afterwards sometimes
it's there's certain things it'slike okay, we're going to

(03:10:17):
change the sky, Twisters, theyobviously change the sky.

Speaker 7 (03:10:19):
There's no way there's no way they found that
many tornadoes to shoot.

Speaker 6 (03:10:25):
It's always better to get practical for sure, for
sure, and when we I mean realvampires, I mean you're better
off finding real vampires,zombies, I mean, they're easy to
find, yeah I mean go to walmartaround the world.
They are underrepresented.

(03:10:46):
I mean truly truly, though,like the Snow White, remake the
whole hubbub about like whydidn't you use actors for the
dwarves instead of CGI-ing allof the dwarves?

Speaker 8 (03:11:00):
Well, I think originally they did, and then
there was some backlash, didthey?
Oh, I didn't know, I saw somefootage with people.
I don't know if it was fake ornot, but it's kind of the whole.
I don't know it was fake or not, but it's, it's kind of the
whole.
Um, I don't know.
It's very interesting becauseeverybody wants to, you know.
Oh, I want to make sure thatI'm representing everybody or
whatever.
So it's like the whole harrypotter thing I've been seeing,
where people are so pissed thatsnape, you know, is black.
My only thing is is when theyfirst when I had first heard

(03:11:24):
about it they're gonna they saidwe're gonna make one season per
book and it's going to beabsolutely faithful to the books
, because the movies weren't.

Speaker 6 (03:11:31):
Yeah Cool.

Speaker 8 (03:11:33):
So I kind of understand that, but at the same
time it's it's like um yeah, Imean, it's just someone's vision
, or whatever.

Speaker 6 (03:11:41):
Yeah, Well and like.
So I'm a read a lot and I'mtypically a.
Of course, the book is alwaysbetter than the movie.
Yeah, the one.
The one place that I reallymessed up in that whole like
thing was I never read the harrypotter books oh yeah at first

(03:12:01):
because I read them after thefact I did too.
I well, because I wasn't afantasy person.
Actually, you were talkingabout reading lord of the rings
or the hobbit.
I tried reading the hobbit it'snot an easy read and I couldn't
do it.
Like my brain, doesn't worldbuild that way?

Speaker 8 (03:12:15):
like I don't have that great, well, he's also he
he like if you see, if you readthe first version of the hobbit,
yeah, and then probably thenewest version, sure it's way
longer because he kept addingbackstories and stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (03:12:26):
So I mean, they were in lord of the rings.
The well, in the books of lordof the rings there's like 9 000
pages of just the ents talking.
Yeah, it's dumb.

Speaker 5 (03:12:35):
But anyway, do you read much?

Speaker 8 (03:12:37):
no, she doesn't read me either I'm she's looking at
us right now like shut up,fucking books I'm moving my
element.

Speaker 6 (03:12:43):
I'll read menus looking at the pictures doesn't
count as but so I fell in lovewith the movies for harry potter
first.
So then when I went back andread the books I was like I mean
the books are great, but alsolike but you're gonna see why.

Speaker 8 (03:13:00):
Like originally, harry reached snape.
When he's getting his robesfitted, yeah.
Not when he's at the castle,yes.
So at the same time, I'm like Iunderstand why.

Speaker 6 (03:13:07):
As a movie maker, I understand why they did this
cinematically for sure, and so Icould appreciate like the books
were almost like a like a bonusversion yeah of the movies at
that point.
But so, as they're talkingabout this show and doing all
these different recastings, forme I'm like well, alan rickman
is the only snape that will everbe oh yeah, he's dead but at
the same time, I I do want towatch a series that's faithful,

(03:13:28):
because I would.

Speaker 8 (03:13:30):
As much as I love lord of the rings and I love all
those guys, yep, I would bedown if someone said we're gonna
remake lord of the rings andthe hobbits, but we're gonna
stick to the books.
I don't want that I know somepeople be like, oh, they'd be
boring, be like, but I'm thatkind of nerd, you know.
But it's kind of interestingtoo, because I love hitchhiker,
galaxy, yeah.
So and what sucked is, I didn'tknow Douglas Adams had died

(03:13:53):
when that one came out in likewas it 2000 or something like
that.
I'm watching the credits or itbeing for Douglas, I'm like what
?

Speaker 6 (03:13:59):
What do you mean?

Speaker 8 (03:14:01):
But I was like man, this is kind of different from
the book, but what I looked upin his case, he was very
hands-on for that movie and hemade those changes.

Speaker 6 (03:14:09):
he wanted those changes and I think that's
really cool for an author toplay such a part in a cinematic
remake or a cinematic production, so it was up to him to do it
so he understands them.
The cinematic choices, like yousaid, like I understand why
cinematically, why that?
Choice we made.
So it's cool when a when awriter gets to do that, okay,
whatever Fucking farts andwhatnot, yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:14:30):
Fart or rude.

Speaker 6 (03:14:31):
What.

Speaker 4 (03:14:32):
Dirty bitch.
There it is.
How about?

Speaker 5 (03:14:35):
that All right.
We got too wholesome.

Speaker 8 (03:14:36):
We got too wholesome.
When I make a movie, though,that's the thing that's always
in my mind.
I never want.
I always want to represent thereal world.
Yeah so it's like I Iintentionally, intentionally and
not intentionally, but I alwayslook for the best actors.
Yeah, not the race.

Speaker 6 (03:14:52):
Oh yeah, for sure.

Speaker 8 (03:14:54):
So I remember when we did Jurassic Pet 2, but it's
also being like, sensitive tothe subjects so when we did
Jurassic Pet 2, the two main badguys were black.
So we had this and it sucks tohave.
You know, and some people mayagree with me, you shouldn't
even have that conversation.
But it was like will it lookbad?
You know?

(03:15:14):
Would we be saying, oh,stereotypical, whatever.
So I remember talking to thecasting agent and she said I
said I just want to kind ofthrow this past you.
And I said I don't want to comeout wrong because I'm not.
You know, I don't want to everappear.
I don't want to come out wrongbecause I'm not.
You know, I don't want to everappear.
I don't want anybody's feelingsto ever be hurt, you know.

(03:15:35):
But I was like I don't wantthese.
You know, I don't want anybodyto look bad on this.
And she's and then she justsaid are they the?

Speaker 6 (03:15:42):
best actors for it and I said, yes, they are God,
they were my favorite littlecharacters in the whole.

Speaker 8 (03:15:47):
But that's the thing it is like I also wanted to be
aware because I even told theguys.
I said, hey, you know, you knowthe gist of these scenes.
Go with it, kind of like youguys, and they were hilarious.
But I said, if there'ssomething written I said, as a
white guy I haven't lived inyour shoes If there's something
they've written that you mightthink is offensive, please tell

(03:16:08):
me.
Or if there's conversation,this movie to you that seems
offensive, let me know, and Iwant to remove it because I
don't want that right,absolutely, it's funny so when
shane did the, when they did thetable read for unholy alliance.

Speaker 6 (03:16:21):
There's a scene that's a flashback to um, to the
bachelorette party or whatevera girl I mean, I read it and I
know his mind.
So as I'm reading it, I'mhearing shane like telling this
story.
I didn't even think about itand then someone gave him
feedback like hey, you shouldreally have a woman write that
part right there.
Just that was definitely a dude.

Speaker 8 (03:16:41):
Yeah, trying to tell a woman's story I write it as a
placeholder because I'm not akid.
I do the same thing yeah, so itwas so.

Speaker 6 (03:16:48):
And then when Shane shared that with me, I was like
oh yeah, actually that is not atall how a woman would tell that
story.

Speaker 8 (03:16:54):
Well, when I write a script I wrote this Hallmark
script and I write I alwaysstart out when I'm doing the
treatment this character, thisis who they are kind of a little
quick.
You know, neur hungry.
And I remember some point downthe script I realized that's not
what she would do, becausethat's not who she is yeah um,
and it's remembering that you'rekind of, rules are set up for

(03:17:15):
your characters.
So I wrote a movie that's gonnabe shot in um, the uae oh cool
this summer and it's about um,during the desert storm kind of
era in the 90s and but the movieis about a woman who's in the
marines.
Oh wow, I'm not.
I haven't been the marines, I'mnot a woman and I wasn't one of

(03:17:39):
the 90s.
But that's part of it is doingthe research, so I knew, I knew
how the military was at onepoint, so like for her to have
that kind of ranking that shehad in the story.
And there's a back history withthe marines not accepting women
.
They can.
Basically they call them walkingmattresses yep so it's like

(03:17:59):
trying to be true to you, knowwhoever you're trying to write,
and but I always like say, hey,you know, this is, this is, this
is only my perspective.
You know, I'm a white guy.
This is is all I know.
Even when I see things thathappen to other people, it's
still not me experiencing it, soI don't really know.
I try to have empathy andsympathize with somebody, but I

(03:18:20):
don't know until I've been insomeone's shoes on anything.
So I don't know what it is tobe a 13-year-old girl or a
30-year-old.
You know someone that'sHispanic or whatever.

Speaker 7 (03:18:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (03:18:33):
And that's, that's kind of the fine lines, because
I never liked anybody.
I never disliked anybodybecause of race or color,
whatever I just.
If I disliked anybody, it wasjust because of them as a person
.

Speaker 6 (03:18:44):
You know they are trash.
Yes, An asshole is an asshole.

Speaker 8 (03:18:49):
Yeah, because that's not how I was raised.
I mean to tell you the truth.
I didn't even know racism untilI moved to Oklahoma.

Speaker 6 (03:18:54):
That's fair.

Speaker 8 (03:18:55):
Period.

Speaker 6 (03:18:56):
That's fair.

Speaker 8 (03:19:00):
I remember going home and it's like Mom, what is this
word?
She's like don't ever say that.

Speaker 6 (03:19:03):
Don't say that I was just telling this story the
other day that I asked my dadone time when I was little, we
were jumping on the trampolineand I said, dad, what's a
chigger?
Because, my friend Sarah hadchigger bites Right and he did
not hear chigger.
And the only time my dad hasever.
He popped me in the mouthreally quick.

(03:19:24):
I was starting to cry.
I was like, oh the bugs, whyare the bugs bad?
And he's like, oh shit, Ithought you daddy's gonna buy
you an ice cream cone and a toy.
Let's go exactly, and he's likeI'm so sorry, I thought I

(03:19:45):
thought you said another word,uh, so there's another word that
sounds like that, and we don'tsay that word, but like chiggers
or bugs, sorry, sorry.

Speaker 8 (03:19:54):
I think part of that's too from being a military
kid.
I have an aunt that's Chinese.
I have an aunt that's Korean.
My dad, we always.
It was crazy.
It was never until I got toOklahoma that I realized what
racism was.
But just being a kid Got reallydeep here.

Speaker 2 (03:20:10):
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (03:20:11):
You got to be top ten in something, Not education.

Speaker 2 (03:20:14):
So no, that's not it.

Speaker 8 (03:20:16):
But you know, overall it's a good place to live.
A lot of nice people here it'scheap and we're polite.
I do.
That's the thing is I hear here, and they want to help.

Speaker 6 (03:20:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (03:20:28):
I said generally we do want to help each other.
I mean, it's not always thenews, but yes, we were.

Speaker 6 (03:20:34):
We took a big family vacation to Pagosa Springs and
all of us girls went groceryshop in the first day that we
were there, and some lady andher teenage daughter.

Speaker 5 (03:20:43):
Just to the.

Speaker 7 (03:20:43):
Walmarts.

Speaker 6 (03:20:44):
Lady and her teenage daughter, you know, walking down
the aisle and the lady sneezesand I said, oh, bless you.
And the lady was like thanks.

Speaker 8 (03:20:52):
Get away from me, that's fine.

Speaker 6 (03:20:53):
Well then the teenage daughter was like did that lady
just say bless you?
So weird.
I'm like what the fuck do youmean?
What?

Speaker 5 (03:21:00):
Where is it normal that you don't say that when
someone sneezes Anywhere,anywhere else?

Speaker 12 (03:21:12):
It's else it's not normal.

Speaker 8 (03:21:13):
I don't know, it's kind of funny we go to branson a
lot, like I said, um, weabsolutely love it.
So every other year I getseason passes, the silver dollar
city, which makes me take timeoff, so I usually take a long
weekend and um mean is excitedtoo.
I always, I always say I don'tmean this in a bad way, but I
say silver dollar city is thehillbilly disneyland, and I mean
that absolutely in a positiveway.
I love the, the place, we lovethe area and I'm just like, yes,
I could be a hillbilly 100%.

Speaker 6 (03:21:34):
You're so right.
That is hillbilly business.
We've been three hours.
I gotta go soon.
Ding dang.

Speaker 8 (03:21:38):
Is there a time limit on this?

Speaker 2 (03:21:40):
I got a movie to go to man, what movie are you going
to?

Speaker 6 (03:21:42):
Sinners no.

Speaker 8 (03:21:44):
Until.

Speaker 6 (03:21:44):
Dawn.
Oh, the scary movie.

Speaker 8 (03:21:46):
Until Dawn, I haven't heard about it scary video game
.

Speaker 5 (03:21:50):
Scary and gross.

Speaker 8 (03:21:51):
I went to the.
I went to a movie once.
It was like my wife and I wouldjust go all the time.
It was like, oh, there's amovie called Dust Till Dawn,
quentin Tarantino oh, tittiesand Vampires loved.
No, they had knew nothing aboutit.
I just like, I love PulpFiction, so like, oh, like, oh,
let's go check it out.
And I remember watching it andgoing, okay, yeah, it's a gritty
, shoot them up, you knowwhatever thing.
And then they get to the barand then there's Cheech Marin

(03:22:12):
out there going we got you knowhis menu of boobs.
We got.
Yeah, I can't remember what itis, but then I remember when the
vampires showed up I was justlike, oh, this is fun.
That.
That's cool.
I remember it was like drivinghome going.
That was not expected.
What did we just watch?
I started to make one movie andI thought you know what?

(03:22:33):
Screw this, let's make avampire movie.

Speaker 2 (03:22:33):
Let's make a scary fucking movie, a raunchy movie.
I think it's putting fuckingTarantino.
I know what I want.

Speaker 5 (03:22:37):
Here's why Unholy Alliance needs to get made Ruby.
It's because we need moremovies that are super
entertaining.
Entertaining, where you canjust go into the movie theater,
turn your brain off, yeah, andjust sit down and say I just
want to laugh at somethingridiculous and go on a fun ride.

Speaker 8 (03:22:57):
I mean, yeah, I can't think of any other movie where
you guys want to get killed, thebutt plug or the american flag.

Speaker 6 (03:23:02):
I mean sure, I think both of those things are as
patriotic as you can get.
It's America right there.
It's America.
It's America, got damn, that'sAmerican.

Speaker 5 (03:23:09):
American flag Butt plugs and American flag Beer
butt plugs, guns.

Speaker 8 (03:23:14):
And boobs.
Don't forget boobs and beer.

Speaker 5 (03:23:17):
Well, Chris, before we go.

Speaker 8 (03:23:19):
Sorry, I got kind of deep there.
No, it's great.
Whoever commented last timethat it wasn't dirty enough, I
apologize, but we're going toend it talking about butt plugs.
There will be a still of Shanetopless on the nip, I might have
tassels Swinging them around.

Speaker 6 (03:23:36):
A nip and a $20.

Speaker 5 (03:23:38):
Any projects coming up for you that you can talk
about?

Speaker 8 (03:23:43):
I submitted a project for the film commission.
It's set in the 20s and 30s,pretty Boy Floyd kind of movie.
If that happens, I'll beshooting in july.
Uh, we're producing a moviecalled jurassic west.
It's as bonkers as you canpossibly imagine.
Shooting that, probably in themay.
I mean imagine a western withdinosaurs I'm in total sense
sounds like a ride um, I putanother movie in for the rebate.

(03:24:04):
That's um a dystopian,futuristic movie that I want to
shoot, all on an LED stage,that'd be, awesome and some
other projects kind of justfloating around.
I always say there's a you know,we're an airport and there's a
ton of planes circling aroundand they're just kind of waiting
their turn to come crashingdown.
So yeah, it's kind of crazy,it's absolutely nuts.

(03:24:25):
I mean we've been on our owncompany now for just a little
bit over a year and it'sabsolutely nuts.
I mean we've been on our owncompany now for just a little
bit over a year and theopportunities and projects that
are coming up are prettymind-boggling, I think.
So there'll be some coolopportunities for Oklahoma
actors and crew for sure.

Speaker 6 (03:24:42):
That's awesome, if all this moves forward.

Speaker 5 (03:24:45):
I'll be looking out, be ready to audition for
anything.
Hey, I know him anything andI've been pushing this vampire
zombie movie too sounds like Iwant to watch it, but what I
want to talk to you about whenwe're done with this is a video
that I want to do, but I want tosee if it's something that you

(03:25:07):
think might be cool to go alongwith that.
But thank you again.

Speaker 8 (03:25:11):
Hey, thanks for having me.
This is fun, this is great.
This is great so we've kind ofkept it here for a long time,
and sorry about that If it's.

Speaker 6 (03:25:21):
Nope, that's how we like it.
This has been great.

Speaker 2 (03:25:23):
Long and Long and hard.

Speaker 5 (03:25:26):
Whoa yeah, happy Cinco de Mayo coming up for
everybody.

Speaker 6 (03:25:31):
Merry.

Speaker 8 (03:25:31):
Mexico, tacos and beer.
Ciao, baby Ciao.

Speaker 7 (03:25:35):
Laters On this, oh boy.

Speaker 6 (03:25:38):
On her.

Speaker 2 (03:25:41):
Yeah.
There we go I can't rememberwhat those are called.

Speaker 3 (03:25:45):
That's a real thing.

Speaker 7 (03:26:23):
Yeah, I'm out.

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