Erin Elizabeth Cook Takes Us to Church

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Oh yeah, when he says special, I get very nervous.
You should yeah, yeah.
I said yes to doing this showbefore I watched the podcast.
That was a poor choice on yourpart, but it's okay, I took a
bath in holy water before I came.

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Yep.

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Scared and your starting lineup for episode two,
season four of the Laugh Untilwe Fart podcast.

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We have Wayne in at you.
Don't ask no woman that yourborn again.
Virgin and co-host Taylor LeeWoo-hoo, Woo-hoo.

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And weighing in at Boy Mind, your Business is actor
, writer, producerextraordinaire, erin Elizabeth
Cook.
Thank you, claire ErinElizabeth Cook.
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There it is.
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Shane, we love you All, right, jk JK.

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How did you stop this music?
Make it end.

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Yeehaw.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I got to take a break .
Now, man, you're out of breath.

Speaker 6 (02:52):
I know we're already worn out.
You're so zoned, that's a wrap.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I need a can of the oxygen.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
You're so sweaty today.
I know I'm a sweaty Betty today.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
I had to clean a disgusting bathroom menopause,
yeah, menopause he ismenopausing I've been having
night sweats.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
I don't know what's going on.
My hormones are all fucked up.
I need to get on birth controlor something this shit under
control.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
Good luck with that we definitely don't want you to
have a child, so the birthcontrol might not be a bad idea,
too late.
That's right, that's your fault?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
That's your fault, oh no, I didn't birth them, oh
okay.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
I am not responsible.
She just finds their butt bad.

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Let's do a proper introduction of the podcast for
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So if you will watch our littlescreen over here, I'm going to
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today.

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Oh no.

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Here we go.

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Romantic, romantic oh oh oh boy, what happened?

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oh, I just flipped it over.
I, I flipped the camera.
Flip.
Flip, flip.
There we go.
That's what we're about rightthere.
That's it what was that.

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Speaker 5 (04:53):
Just kidding.

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What was that?
That was just like an openingvideo, just like.

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Taylor, excuse me.

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Just so you know, we're hopping into a Buddy's 4x4
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We're going to go cruise aroundLake Deadbody or, wait, Stanley
Draper Lake.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
I thought Overholzer had taken that and we're going
to do that I thought it wasStanley Draper.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
We're going to go do that.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
It could be that too.
I'm in go do that.
It could be that I'm in.

Speaker 6 (05:31):
Let's do it freely like bodies, and like leaks,
though is getting so old, like,come on originality, right, I'm
sorry, places proper intro,proper intro.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Well, just proper interviewing we got to do some
pro.
No, not introductions butinterviewing.
You know, we usually haveguests come in and we just the
train gets off the track withinseconds.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
I don't feel like there's even a train.
I feel like it's those oldschool like oh pump handle cars.
Yeah, I think that's the wholething.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
But we derail those Like.
I don't know how you do that.
A paddy wagon, a paddy wagon, apaddy wagon, oh God, case stone
cops yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
See Damn.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Okay.
So, Erin, when did you startgetting into acting?

Speaker 6 (06:16):
Oh man, that's a fun, fun question.
So actually, when I got the bug, do y'all remember a movie
called Rain man?

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yes, oh the bug um, do y'all remember a movie called
rain man?

Speaker 6 (06:26):
yes, oh yeah, I'm a good driver so, yeah, that was
actually shot in oklahoma.
Uh, I didn't know that.
Yeah, I don't know if theentire thing was shot here, but
a good portion of it was shot inoklahoma.
And uh, actually I was walkingin penn square mall with my mom,
five years old, you know,looking all cute because I was
the first child, and so they putme in all the ridiculous

(06:47):
dresses and the curls and, youknow, took me everywhere and
stuff like that.
So it was dramatic, I made itthrough and it actually landed
me in.
There was, at that time, thewhole thing were like hey, do
you want to come audition forsomething Like it actually kind
of existed still then you know alittle little bit well, and

(07:08):
especially in oklahoma, becauselike there wasn't a film
industry here.
So yeah, uh, they called me into audition for a role in rain
man.
Wow and um, that was my firstaudition, was for one of those
like like a huge film andobviously I didn't get it, but
I'm grateful, I know right, it'ssuch a shitty movie.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Well, it's not that I didn't get it, it's that they
literally cut the part out.

Speaker 6 (07:31):
I know we hate that movie.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Now.
That's a terrible movie.
They didn't cast Aaron.

Speaker 6 (07:34):
That's it, we're done .
No, they actually they cut therole, which happens often, and
so it is what it is, buthonestly, I always think
everything happens exactly theway it's supposed to.
For sure you know what I mean.
And yeah, some of these weirdosthat were child stars, bless
them you know?

Speaker 5 (07:55):
Oh yeah, did you watch that Nickelodeon?
I mean, I haven't watched thatNickelodeon.
Oh, it's sad.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
You don't like Corey Feldman's concerts.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
He does concerts.
I love them.
Jinx, you owe me a cider.
I got one for you at the bridge.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
He's got a whole band .

Speaker 5 (08:12):
Yeah, I listen to it all the time.
A band, I just feel like everyactor that makes it.

Speaker 6 (08:20):
And then they start a band.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
They can do it all.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
And actually Dennis Quaid's making a comeback, but
there was a while where Iactually saw him live out when I
was living in Los Angeles withhis band.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
So yeah, when did you move out to LA?

Speaker 6 (08:36):
So that was, I want to say, 22, 23-ish and then I
was there, and then I went up toOregon and did a lot of
interning, came back down to LAum, yeah, around 20, 22, 23 and
then I interned on differentfilms and worked on like 30
different sets and multi-camshows.

(08:58):
I was, you know, a backgroundactor and like over 100
different things, like Las Vegasand the practice and all that
stuff and live that extra lifein california.
Finally got the agent and, uh,this is okay, guys.
This is back when, like, youhave these black and white
headshots right and like thereare no cell phones, okay, and

(09:21):
los angeles is a freakingnightmare to drive in anywhere.
And so there's this thingcalled the Thomas Guide.
I don't know if you guys knowabout this.
Do you remember the telephonebook?
Yes, okay, so that's the sizeof this thing, but it's
literally a grid of how to getaround in Los Angeles.
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (09:39):
I can't do that.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Immediately no.
I have so much anxiety rightnow.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah, yeah, yes, yes, yeah stay away from the red
circled areas right you want toget mugged or so, um.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
So yeah, like back then, you know you're going door
to door to agents back then,like trying to drop off your
materials, you know, like it wasa little bit a much different
way of marketing yourself andtrying to get yourself out there
, you know.
But yeah, I was super blessed tolike have some great mentors
that are wonderful producers,and my my God film father, my

(10:15):
God film brother, they'reanyways doing amazing things and
I got to work on a lot ofdifferent things in different
capacities.
Finally got that agent Okay,started landing some good roles,
all right, and uh, I actually Iactually had a speaking role in
Las Vegas and it's a trickything because I was just excited

(10:35):
to be in it.
They didn't realize that Iwasn't sacked.
So they gave me a line and Ididn't know like, oh, it's high,
you know.
Know, because there's so manythings I know now that then and
everyone has to go through it,you know, and everyone has to
learn it, but like they put mein as a blackjack dealer and
it's this scene with, like,james Kahn and Josh Toml and you

(10:57):
know, and I'm like blackjackdealing because I can do that,
because that's what my familydoes at Christmas time, where?
that family poker and blackjack.
So this game kind of swoopeddown, and I have this great
scene Games are not like that.
I'm sorry, and they give me thisone line.

(11:18):
You know which is like thething back then, like it was so
hard to get an IMDB credit thenBecause, like there was no imdb
pro, right, like the producerhad to give you the credit.
And back then, like the, if youwere an under five which meant
like you had under five linessometimes they didn't give you
credits at all, even for underfive lines.
Yeah, so, um, so I was superexcited and then I was like I

(11:41):
can't wait to see myself notrealizing they never came and
gave me a contract to sign thatI got bumped and taft heart lead
.
And then I'm watching the showwith my mom and I'm like there's
the back of my head.
Here comes my line.
That's not my freaking voice,bro, oh, no, right.
So that's what they did.
They AGR'd someone else's voiceover that line.

(12:02):
So I mean, the studios areshady.
Actually had a really greattime on that show, though I
learned a lot and they asked meto come back a lot and I really
did enjoy that show and it andit was a learning lesson like
this is a business, you know.
It's not like you just stand upand you know what, today I

(12:25):
think I'm going to go out and Ithink I'm going to be an actor.
I got this Tomorrow.
I mean, hollywood's just beenwaiting for me.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Amazing.
Wait until they get a load ofme.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
We've all been waiting for you.

Speaker 5 (12:39):
Did you do theater in school?

Speaker 6 (12:41):
So yeah, so, since mom didn't really want me to do
the child and it ended upworking out that I didn't land
that role, um, I would say soand uh.
So, like life happened, myfamily my mom and dad like moved
us around and we went to sanantonio am I loud?

Speaker 2 (13:01):
no, no, my ears are baby ears, I was like I can back
away sometimes.

Speaker 6 (13:05):
No, no, you're good I'm a baby you're sad.
Sometimes I get stage voicebecause she asked if I did
theater and I was likeautomatically.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Let me put on my theater voice, please.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
How did you know?

Speaker 1 (13:13):
please do your voice my headphones are cranked
because my hearing sucks deepyes, deep, deep and dumb, deep
and dumb sorry, carry on, you'refine.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Please use your full voice.

Speaker 6 (13:28):
So, um, so you know I uh I was, my parents tried to
put me in sports and all thisstuff, and like then my parents
started going through hard timesand you know, I was an angsty
teenager living in san antonioand like I just wasn't
processing my parents separatingvery well, and so my mom was
like she didn't know what to do,so she enrolled me into an

(13:49):
acting class at the Cliff OsmondSchool of Acting oh nice, yeah,
who?
uh, he had a really big tv showfor a really long time.
He was really popular, um, andhe was what was it?
No, I can't even remember thename of the show.
I'm like, yeah, it's a reallybig tv show and I can't even
remember the name.
It's so big Matlock, it's in myfreaking bio on IMDb and I

(14:10):
don't even remember.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
I have a hunch that he probably isn't going to hear
this episode.
He passed away.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
He's listening right now.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Dang it.
Sorry, yellow oh my lord, oh mylord.

Speaker 6 (14:26):
So what happened after that is that I fell in
love and they did like thisshowcase where they had all the
actors like, come out, you know,and they gave me the angsty
teenager scene oh my gosh didyou have to dig deep for that.
So deep, no, but I mean, that'sthe thing.
It was so deep and I didn'teven have a method acting class
in it at that point, so that theshowcase I'm like slamming this

(14:47):
thing like a tray, like acrossthe table, and the whole
audience is like everyone gotsilent afterwards.
Then I got a standing ovationand then after that my mom was
like I'm pretty sure this iswhat you're supposed to be doing
.
Yeah, so I took classes, youknow, all throughout my teenage
years, and then we moved backhome here to oklahoma, because
I'm originally from yukon.

(15:07):
Um, I graduated in 2008.
Yeah for sure, yeah, totallythat's when he graduated too, I
believe that.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
I believe that shane graduated shane actually
graduated in 2006 mean he's alittle bit older.

Speaker 6 (15:26):
Old man, no, so I'm way old, but we don't talk about
a woman's age, that's right.
And so I did theater there, youknow, for four years, and I had
an amazing, amazing dramateacher that taught me so much
about so many things, and let metell you, she was hardcore.
Yeah, I was cast as the queenof the Amazons, ooh, in

(15:47):
Midsummer Night's Dream,shakespeare, and, as I am now, I
was like, every time I sit down, I was like I am Queen
Hippolyta, queen of the Amazons,and she was like your posture
dude.
But I mean she didn't say dudeor bro, but she was like right,
come on bro, come on, bro, yourposture's off.

(16:09):
So in order to fix my postureand sit like an elegant queen,
she literally had me strap a twoby four to my back.
Oh my gosh, she wrapped itaround me and so everywhere that
I went, I sat with this two byfour so that I learned how to
train my body to always sit likethis and walk like this.

(16:31):
And she was also the firstperson that I learned from that,
like how you can use animals tobring in your performances and
use them to build a character,you know.
And so with that, it was likeHippolyta, what are you?
Well, when I walk in the room,I naturally now have, when I'm
walking, pretty good posture.
When I sit, I still slouch, butwhen I'm walking or stand up,

(16:54):
you guys will see me, I walk inand I'm like oh, erin, you feel
so Like.
No, sis, you walk like an eagle.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Ooh that's a good one , eagle.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Ooh, that's a good one.
I feel like if you did that nowthough, it would be bad.
Like I don't think you can ducttape wood to someone now.
Yeah, do you think they do now?
I feel like that would cause aproblem.

Speaker 6 (17:15):
Maybe that was a little.
She's probably gonna watch thisguys.
She's my princess.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
I mean it's fine.
It's fine, I don't care, I meanI's fine.
It's fine, I don't care I mean.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
I support it.
You do you.
That's just right.
I just remember the paddle.
I never got that in school,anything for the play.

Speaker 6 (17:31):
She must have PTSD, because she was like they can't
do that anymore, yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:35):
You have the paddle.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
I'm like that's not even one.
What?
No, she likes it.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
She's sad that it's not there anymore.
How do I sign up?
What do I do?

Speaker 1 (17:46):
can you just volunteer?

Speaker 6 (17:49):
I'll do it.
So there you have it.
That's awesome.
So, yeah, we did the highschool thing and then you know
you're supposed to get the realjob, do the real college thing.
I tried.
I went to broadcasting schoolat UCO, uco, uco, and I was like

(18:11):
the fact that the news is fakerthan acting bothers me.
And this is like in 2009,.
Right?

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah, absolutely Right after you graduated.
Absolutely, I got to keep trackin my lives, you guys College.
Right after high school.
We'll just take notes.

Speaker 6 (18:29):
And I was like I can't do this.
This is icky, this is not me,I'm not like welcome.
And next up we have this isn'twhat I'm supposed to be doing A
family found in a triplehomicide.
After the weather yes, it willbe right back.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Fake news.

Speaker 6 (18:46):
Stop it.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Get out of here.
That's my best Trump.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
That's the only Trump you have.
You're gay.
Okay, can I be fussy and askfor a little more volume on my
home.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Oh my God Jesus, How's that?
Check, check, check, check,check.
Thank you Meeting.
I'm high maintenance.
Last time she's on, I think hesays that every episode well,
this one now is the last one,sure, sure, yeah, we'll see your
band.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Uh, what's your favorite?
Uh, no, I don't want to say itthat way.
Which set did you learn themost on?

Speaker 6 (19:24):
honestly, the first set is the one that I went all
the way from development all theway through post-production,
basically, and that was with oneof my mentors.
I mean, I interned in everysingle position and you know, I
was an actor and that's why Iwanted to, like, get on the set
in any capacity and I was like Iwant to be a set PA, whatever

(19:47):
my god.
He was like no, you're gonnastart in the office where it all
begins, like after we get thescript.
So I went through the wholeprocess of you know, I was there
when we were calling agents,making deals, watching tapes,
watching an actor that literallyhad an amazing performance and
seeing another actor get itbecause distribution liked the

(20:08):
other one better.
So all these things that youhave to learn.
And again, this is a businessand I don't think that so many
people out there understand whatgoes into it.
I mean, there's very manydifferent ways to make a film.
But I learned the most on thatset.
It was called Yesterday'sDreams.

(20:28):
I worked with the line producer,who was also the UPM.
A lot of times, if you have alower budget feature, a UPM,
your unit production manager isgoing to act as your line
producer as well, which, again,we have different types of
producers and, for the peoplethat are watching, or, if you
maybe don't know, differentlevels of producers.
Um, a line producer is the onethat basically has the budget.
They're making sure thateverything's lined up where it

(20:50):
needs to be.
If you need to bring more moneyfor a cast member, they've got
to figure out where to take itfrom a different department and
if we can so, line by linebudgeting is a line producer yes
exactly no producer, oh my godlike they produce the lines

(21:16):
there's no middle ground withher, it's always like.
That's why we love her yeahthat's right so, yeah, there's
all these different levels ofproducers, and so I started, you
know, with the executiveproducers in the development
phase, which, again, that'sanother thing I think often
people don't understand and wemisuse the, the phrases here is,

(21:36):
you know, if the money is notin the bank for a film and ready
to spend, like you're indevelopment, you know you're not
in pre-production for years.
Pre-production is when you areready to set up an office, you
have a bank account, you canstart cutting checks, hiring
people, all that stuff.

(21:57):
Yeah, that makes sense.
And then when you're actuallyin production, of course it's
usually a month or two or threeor a year if you're a Scorsese
film and then you have yourpost-production, which, jeez,
sometimes gonna last two yearsyeah, I can't.
Imagine yeah, do you only doacting no, so I started acting
and I interned in the producingstuff because I wanted to learn

(22:19):
everything that I possibly could.
You know, and I think that's soimportant for everyone to get
on any set.
I mean, you don't have to be amaster of every single thing,
but it's a good idea to work ineach department so you can
understand their lingo, you know, understand how the camera
works.
Me becoming a producer and awriter is about what's going to

(22:42):
launch my career in this nextstep, and I didn't know that
that was the way that it wasgoing to go, and I mean we can
talk about that at some point,but, uh, talk about all of it.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Let's write a movie, let's go.
Oh my gosh, can Taylor and I bein a movie?
No one wants that.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
No one wants to watch .

Speaker 6 (23:03):
Let me know.
Let me know If you need anyactors.
Let me know If you need anyactors, let me try to act.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
I mean, I'm working on two scripts.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
Hey, that's awesome For my first time.
Okay, but we're talking aboutus.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
But also humble yourself, sir.
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
Hey you still haven't allowed me and taylor to have
our true crime podcast, so hegave us a tidbit he just didn't
record.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
That is not true oh, that is on the episode that
didn't get recorded.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, no, that episode got recorded.
The audio crashed and we had noaudio.
But the video recorded oh, thatwould have been fun can we?

Speaker 2 (23:44):
we pull that out.
That'd be funny.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
But you have to use cutting room floor.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
I always have ideas for movies and books, but I'm
just not.
I'm not a go getter.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
So I'm not a go getter.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
Go much further than, like you know, but I have I
feel like I have good ideas.

Speaker 6 (24:01):
Send my way.
You never know.
That's kind of what happens.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
So what is?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
one of them.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
We'll have some like dark, like mix it with real life
.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
What's the premise Like?

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Donnie Darko, type dark.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
So you're like sexual love gone wrong, murder.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Ooh.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
Lifetime.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Like lifetime.
Yeah, we like lifetime, okay.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
So is it basic instinct.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
No, huh no.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
I think it's.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
I'm not going to give away all my secrets.
She's got a big beaver.
I'm not going to give away allmy secrets.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Somebody might steal it oh well, you say it on the
podcast.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
We have evidence of it, so yeah, you want me to tell
the whole movie like what thefuck?
Yes, yeah, you haven't given mea premise I just no, I'm not
ready, I wasn't prepared forthis.

Speaker 6 (25:01):
She's flustered 30 second page 30, second page, you
gotta get 30 notes.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
She's not a go-getter .

Speaker 4 (25:07):
See, that's as far as .

Speaker 2 (25:07):
I can go.
I have an idea.
She went and got.
That is her go-get.
Here's her movie idea.
Want to?

Speaker 1 (25:13):
know how to take a shit in a coffee cup Is that it
Please let us know when we'veoffended your sensibility.

Speaker 6 (25:22):
It's just that because I'm an actor and a
writer.
My visuals are just so oh soyou saw, you actually saw that
you visualize everything.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
Do you have an inner monologue?
Yes, because I found out peopledon't I know and it freaks my
mind.
I have trilogues not justmonologues multiple characters
all the time maybe I havetrilogues too, and that's why I
can't focus is that add, feellike it's add multiple
personalities I just considerthat brilliant.
It's just hard to figure outhow to apply it.

(25:53):
We'll go with that you're on thespectrum or I was autistic
before it was cool, okay, butnot out there, before anyone put
a label on it.
I was autistic when it was anactual disorder, me and her me
and her do suffer from fartTourette's.
I just talked about this atwork.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
If there's no noise and no one's talking, we're just
all of a sudden we're getting a.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
You have to.

Speaker 6 (26:22):
It's so weird to me, guys because I don't ever get
gas, like never.
Neither does Courtney.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Neither does our sister-in-law.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
And I'm a pescatarian , which is even weirder, so I
eat lots of veggies.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
And fruits and beans and stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
Salmon makes you Salmon makes me fart.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
I thought that was a church.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
What Pescatarian?

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Shut up Shane.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
That's Pentecostal, I have it all wrong.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
That's Presbyterian, that makes sense.
That's a hospital.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
I think it's both right.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
A pescatarian she eats the fish and stuff
Occasionally, but yeah, are youmostly vegetarian.

Speaker 6 (27:03):
I eat eggs.
I don't eat beef pork chicken.
I don't really either Anythinglike that you don't like food.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
No, I like food.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
I don't like weird food, like anything but chicken
strips I like gas station food,taylor's a gremlin.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
I went to the gas station last night.
I liked them.
What's your favorite food group?

Speaker 6 (27:24):
Chiquito.
I went to the gas station lastnight.
I liked them.
What's your favorite food group, chiquito?
Yeah, actually Super crunchyburritos.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
I went to get dinner last night I went to the Valero
for dinner and what did?
You get at Valero the beanburrito and corn dog.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
The bean burrito and the corn dog.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
And chewy spruce.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Oh my God, Dr Pepper Party.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Going hard on a saturday.
That was my dinner, girl dinner.
Wow, what is your we just?
What were we talking about?
Oh yeah, we just learned thatcasey's grandma eats hungry man
dinners.
One pound of food why, sheloves

Speaker 2 (28:00):
a hungry man dinner well here's the thing graham is
86, maybe easy something, butthey're not even good.
But here's the thing if shedoesn't eat things like hungry
man, then she eats likeliverwurst and brunch water,
what?
And things that are, I don'teven know, not okay, bean burger
, no, no, she would never eat abean burger ain't nothing wrong

(28:22):
with burger.

Speaker 6 (28:23):
There's a whole lot of closet hungry man eaters,
though I mean it's still in themarket.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
That's a good point.
You know, I'm I'm just eating.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Yes, she's just, she just doesn't like to eat.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
I get like that sometimes.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
But, thank you, but you're 86.
Like I need you to putsomething other than like I ate
four red crackers maybe get herhigh.
Oh, we do.
Oh okay, she lives in coloradoand we got her on some edibles
to take at night and sheactually sleeps, which is yeah,
my whole life, graham has notbeen like she would a sleeper.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
She would go to bed at like 11, wake up at two and
just have have a muffin, somecoffee I'll be a feed muffin.
Peanut butter cookies be up forthe fuck, be up for three hours
, go take a nap, is this?

Speaker 6 (29:18):
my life.
This is what I do seriously Iwake up at like three and I'm
like, oh, what's going on?
And then I have brilliant ideasand I work from three to six or
so and then I'm like, wait, Ican't hit send on any of these
messages because it's awkwardthat I'm sending messages at
four o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
What?
The hell are you doing so.
I'm either awake very early orstill up very late, and either
way people are going to questionit.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
Don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
I'm going to start scheduling messages to send to
Taylor at random ass times inthe middle of the night.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
He already sends me weird ass TikToks at 1, 2 in the
morning, midnight.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
I know because he stays up super late, but I'm
going to send him at like 4.13.
The things that go on on thisthing.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
I have to curate the videos that we watch, so you're
getting.
Actually I'm not complainingabout it.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
I don't hear it.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
You're getting the best of the best.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
You know what's actually funny?
I've been putting on rainsounds to go to sleep but I wake
up to the weirdest podcasts orwhatever on Spotify going.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
It was something about aliens that was talking
and there was something aboutthe nature of science Some dude
was just talking, I woke up andwas like what if the aliens came
in, flipped it to that podcast.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Well, I'm wondering what it's doing to my brain that
I'm listening to thissubconsciously.
Are your dreams weird?
I don't dream.

Speaker 6 (30:34):
You are a reptilian.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
You're a lizard person.
That's the problem.

Speaker 6 (30:38):
You will take over the world.
You will annihilate all humans.

Speaker 5 (30:45):
I'm worried and eat corn dogs and taquitos this is
why what's wrong?

Speaker 6 (30:50):
you will get all black contacts.
Oh wait, sorry, that's whatthey look like to me.
They do.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
I thought you made black contacts, like in my phone
, like contact no, that's whatit's like black people, yeah,
who are contacts in your phone.
Okay, okay, I not my thing,okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Okay, I think I'm going to have to.

Speaker 6 (31:07):
You guys are going to edit this part out right, oh
shit.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
I'm going to have to keep my finger on this button.
I would be fine with that.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Talking about.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
I just actually like it's not a bad thing, careful.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
I like doing it after someone's saying something good
and I use it Trying to throwyou off now, no.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
And then this I'm fast.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
See, I'm fast.
Oh no, oh no.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
So, Erin, you do have some pretty cool news about a
little Hollywood premiere thing,Talk about it, can you?

Speaker 5 (31:48):
hook me up with any actors.

Speaker 6 (31:52):
So yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
Casey Ecklund, I won't even go for Ben.

Speaker 6 (31:56):
I do have a few actors I could hook you up with.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
Do they like crazy?

Speaker 6 (32:01):
As long as you're willing to work for free, for me
forever.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Kind of work?
Yeah, depends.

Speaker 6 (32:09):
You know, she's not a goat.
She's not a goat.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
There was kind of a film joke, but also said that
you were willing to considerhalfway.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Can the title of the podcast be she's not a go-getter
, which is the absoluteantithesis of Aaron.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
You're not a go-getter, sorry.

Speaker 5 (32:29):
No.

Speaker 6 (32:31):
I'm a half-layer.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
Yeah, so things are bringing it up.

Speaker 6 (32:37):
We're like super.
I am so excited, you guys, it'sthe first film that I submitted
as a producer, anyways, okay,so basically, this whole thing
thing, we did a 48 hour thing orwhatever, and like you have to
edit it all down to 7 minutes inthe 48 hour and like what we
did is we did so much prep thatlike we literally only shot 36
hours and like edited everything.

(32:59):
We probably need a little moretime on the edit, to be honest,
but it needed so much morebecause the story that we ended
up writing on the fly was likesuper emotional and it needed
these moments to breathe.
So it was actually a hugeblessing that we ended up not
qualifying for anything, becausewe got to go back and do a

(33:20):
whole remaster of this thing andadd in scenes that you know
make more sense and like add allof these beautiful images and
like these like like parallelmeanings in the universe and all
that stuff.
So the film's called chasingshadows and, uh, I'm the lead
actor, I'm the producer, uh, andone of the writers, um, but

(33:42):
this was such an amazing teameffort and so everyone that was
on the cast also acted as a crewmember.
Oh, cool, yes, so this thingwas just I mean, I'm telling you
when I say it was magical, Ican't describe it.
The only thing that we reallyknew was going to happen, and
the only thing that you can planfor a 48-hour film festival is

(34:04):
you can plan your locations,know, and you can um, get your
team together, get a tentativecast together, um, get your
insurance, you know, getcontract signs, get your music
lined up.
There's only certain thingsthat you can do.
Um, something that we knew thatwas going to happen on the day
of that was that there was goingto be an annular solar eclipse.

(34:27):
So we knew that that was goingto happen.
We didn't know if it was goingto end up working out in any way
into our film.
But Attila, our director, waslike, hey, let's just set up a
solar cam and let's do a timelapse, like we'll see what
happens, you know.
So on the day, you know, whenwe the draw our road, our draw

(34:49):
was road movie and um, musical,yes.
And so when I was up there,before I went up, I was like,
please, dear god, don't give memusical, please, your god, don't
give me musical, because all Iwas doing was like having
flashbacks of my chubby littlejazz hands from when I was a
show choir in high school, youknow, and I was like I can't.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
I do that now as an adult.

Speaker 6 (35:07):
I can't.
I don't want to show you theworld, I do, we'll show us this,
cause I don't want to.
So and then I was like roadmovie and I was like, are you
kidding me?
Like our locations managerssecured like some amazing
locations, the filmmakers ranchone of the studios here like

(35:28):
that does so much amazing stufffor our local community here in
oklahoma, so we were literallyable to use multiple sets and I
was like, and I get road movieand I have the option of six
sets and my number one goal,outside of making a great film
and having a good time, was tomake sure that each set, as many
sets as possible, could getseen.

(35:48):
You know?
Okay, taylor has a questionyeah, what's a road?
movie that's what I was likefilm it on the road, so yeah.
So I mean, I can't you know,without giving too much of the
story.
So, basically, the story thatwe ended up coming with on the
fly was, you know, I mean Attilaand I are like sitting there,

(36:10):
you know, at the 48 hour and I'mlike, oh crap, what are we
going to do?
Okay, okay, okay.
And we're like this and thisand this.
And then all of a sudden itjust like came to us and I was
like like he's dying of livercancer.
And if you were about to die,like what would you want to do

(36:32):
and what would you do for yourfamily member if they only had
hours to live and they only hadone thing to do, what would it
be?
oh wow, and my stepdad wasdiagnosed with stage four lung
cancer about this time and mymom was in the movie too and she
was on the set as a pa and um,so it was very emotional.

(36:55):
So basically the storyline isthe family um sneaks him out of
the hospital to go fulfill hisdying wish.
Um, I've seen a solar eclipse,basically that's amazing.
So we actually shot during thesolar eclipse, you know, and, uh
, it was pretty magical.
Um, and the edit that we have,like, you know, when your mom

(37:20):
says it's good, it's like okay,mom, yeah, yeah.
And then like, but like I'm,I'm, I can tell good art or not,
but when you like cry at yourown work, like every time you
watch, you're like, okay, thisis good, it must be all right.
You know what I mean like.
And then just the smallestlittle thing can be like a
little different.
But the way they went in and Isay they atilla, he used some of

(37:40):
chase spivey's ideas and pulledin a remaster and did all of
these things that just made thisthing beautiful.
And I was like, well, I'msubmitting to my favorite film
festival because it's huge.
It's in Hollywood, at theChinese Theater, which is like a
huge theater.
I mean you have to do all thesespecial things to even have it

(38:03):
seen there, a huge theater.
I mean you have to do all thesespecial things to even have it
seen there.
And, um, I, uh, yeah.
And then we got the letter andyou know they started all
somberly, like every year wehave over 5 000 submissions and
we just want to congratulate youfor even finishing a film.
It's hard to do that, you know.
So I'm like oh, here we go.
Well, that's okay, we'll getinto some others, I'm sure then

(38:26):
you have been officiallyselected.
That's amazing yay, congrats,I'm excited yeah, and so it's
our world's premiere inHollywood.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
There it is yeah, you filming Ida Bell why did you
bring it?

Speaker 6 (38:43):
oh no, cause that eclipse was in the path of that
one.
So there's different types ofeclipses, right you?
An annular eclipse happens oncea year, sometimes, to you know.
So it's not as unique per se asthe eclipse that we had last
week, when, or the other day, um, when, the world didn't end
Shocking.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Ew.
Yeah, that was weird, that wasgross.
I didn't like that, we did that.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
I was ready, though, hat on Take me, take me, alien
daddy, take me.

Speaker 6 (39:20):
They didn't.
I'm sorry.
I'm laughing because I'm aChristian and sometimes some of
this stuff is really funny to metoo.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
Please laugh.
We think we're funny, so pleaselaugh.
No, I was literally just havingthis conversation with my best
friend the other day.

Speaker 6 (39:32):
I was like do you really think it happens like
that?
And I was like I don't reallythink it's going to happen like
that, but it says it's going tohappen.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
I'm pretty sure if you started all of a sudden
floating up into the air, you'renot immediately like yes.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Yes, I love it.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
No, Like if a Christian never cussed in their
life, that's probably the timethey would.

Speaker 6 (40:00):
Right, yes.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Yes, that'd be kind of weird.

Speaker 6 (40:03):
I think so, but it's also weird to me that to me that
what happens if you're in yourcar?

Speaker 1 (40:09):
You're just slamming up against the roof of the car.
Ow.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Does the car go with?
You I don't think it's yourphysical form.

Speaker 5 (40:17):
Huh, I don't think it's your physical form.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Oh, so it just falls to the ground like dirty laundry
.
Your meat suit, just oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
So then everybody that's left after the rapture,
it's just a ball of flesh.
Well, no, like the ones thatare left that don't get taken.
No, they got bones.
Right, they have bones, butlike the rest of the world is
just surrounded by empty meatsacks.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Yes, yeah, then you can be someone else, like slip
in and hey, look at here, Idon't like that, I don't like
that is that too far?
Yeah, but I do hear a scriptfor a movie that's what I hear,
okay, yeah okay, skin people andonly if we can pull in the cast
from zombie land just repriseall their characters, just in a

(41:00):
different end of the world.
Why don do we have to use those?

Speaker 2 (41:02):
actors why?

Speaker 1 (41:04):
can't we use local actors?

Speaker 2 (41:05):
No, because Woody Harrelson in a meat suit makes
me really happy.
A meat suit.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Okay, maybe we'll get a couple of big name actors.
Okay.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
I just want one.
I hope so.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
What am I going to?

Speaker 6 (41:20):
do, because who doesn't want to have the lead in
the zombie rapture?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
I don't want that I'll take that today.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
I just want to get murdered.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
Send me the contract.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Oh, you want to be murdered.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
There's a kink for everybody.
I didn't say kinky Can.

Speaker 6 (41:36):
I pray for you.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
Please, it won't help .
Please, it won't help.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Say it out loud and she'll start sizzling.
I told you I was only going tohave one, but I need two.
She needs that too Does anybodyneed a refill.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
Does anybody need a refill?
Act out getting murdered, Ithink there's extended no big
deal.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
I think there's extended family of ours that's
been praying for our family fora long time.
Would you like a?

Speaker 6 (42:03):
cider or a Diet Coke.
No, I think I'd like this cider.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah you do, taylor, crack it open for you.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
Pop that top, please.
Do you need a refill?
My old man over here.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
I got you baby doll.
Karen, what do you do besidesacting?

Speaker 5 (42:21):
I thought you said Karen.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Besides acting and writing, not a Karen a lot of
actors still now, like I, have afull-time job sure, sure lame-o
, I don't want it so um, so whathappened?

Speaker 6 (42:34):
I mean, I have a whole lot of story about how I
quit my general management job.
I actually came back from losangeles and I uh got a job just
to save money and I was going togo back out to California and I
ended up getting a job as anassistant manager at a
restaurant and that grew veryquickly into me being, you know,
a general manager over lots ofrestaurants.

(42:55):
And so, you know, I was one ofthe youngest general managers in
the state of Oklahoma and alsoI was the youngest female
general manager, bitch go.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
You better work.
No, that's not the right onethat's not the right one, that's
church lady oh maybe that isright.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Maybe it is right, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (43:17):
Maybe it is right, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Okay, moving on.
We need a girl power soundbite.
I'm not.

Speaker 5 (43:26):
I'm not trying to offend Christian people.

Speaker 6 (43:31):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
You guys are doing good.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
You guys are doing good.
Good job guys.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
I went to church a lot in middle school, just in
middle school, casey, yes, Imean, well, not all people that
go to church are christians, anduh, I I grew up in the church,
really because I I was stayingwith nanny quite a bit.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
My mom went to college and we went to church
twice on Sunday twice on Sunday,twice on Sunday, was it a
Church of Christ church?

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Probably, probably Baptist I don't really remember
or Baptist.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
No, I don't think it was Baptist.
Mom went to college.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
Why do you not know that your mom has a degree?
No, she doesn't.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
I don't know if she finished, I don't know, I think
she went to beer college.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
She went to beer college.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
She went to beer college.
She used to fight men in bars.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
I don't feel like your mom would have to drink to
do that.

Speaker 6 (44:33):
You're nothing like her, are you Damn?

Speaker 4 (44:37):
it.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
We got some stories yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
And then she got pregnant, so she had to stop.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
I went to church with Nanny, my grandma, our grandma
Nanny.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Every time he says that I think you didn't have a
name.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
We went to morning service.
We went to evening service onSunday, then we went Wednesday
night.

Speaker 6 (45:06):
You might have been Church of Christ.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
It might have been.

Speaker 6 (45:08):
No, it sounds like my grandma was, and it was like
this old, like, and it was inTexas, right, and so like
there's no air conditioning, inthis old chapel in the wooden
pews, everyone's like.
That's where the phrasesweating like a whore in church
came from, because you literallyWhoa, whoa.
Where the phrase sweating likea whore in church came from,
because you, literally.
I'm sorry Jesus, but I'm beinghonest do you remember if they

(45:35):
played instruments?

Speaker 5 (45:37):
oh yeah, church Christ, no instruments.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
I don't think so there was no worship or anything
like that, no live church yeah,there's no cameras around ain't
no band yeah, broadcastedbroadcast no but they didn't
have a like a worship band, Ithink a lot of people though
they there's a lot of traumafrom, from some of the strict
churches you know and for sureand that's part of it.

(46:01):
We'll talk about later and kindof what my mission is as a
Christian filmmaker, you know.
But I mean we can go back toyeah.
So I was running stuff and Iwas living that like normal life
and had, like you know, thenice cush job with the 60k and,
you know, had the coolrelationship and all that stuff

(46:21):
and actually I went through areally bad abusive relationship
before that happened.
Well, yeah, it led through areally bad abusive relationship
before that happened.
Well, yeah, it led to mewriting a screenplay, though
that led to everything else.
So, yeah, another one of thoseeverything happens for a reason
it gave you a good story.
That's no, that's exactly right.
Um, so one day I was like youknow what I was like, I can't
stand this anymore.
Like after eight or nine yearsI was like I am miserable, am

(46:42):
miserable, and you know I don't.
Yeah, I felt like it was Godtelling me and you know,
everyone believes in differentthings and I respect that fully
and but for me, like, jesusChrist is my savior, you know,
and I truly believe, and I wasan atheist for a period of time.
I've gone back and forth, I'vestruggled with it, with my faith
, faith and like, if you're achristian that has never

(47:04):
struggled with your faith, Icall you a liar.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
Yeah, you know what I mean like seriously, because if
you never question it, thatthat's when it feels culty
absolutely.

Speaker 6 (47:12):

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Absolutely religion, with no questioning, is a cult
as far as I'm, as far as I'mconcerned.
But anyway, ew, I just gotphilosophical.
Let's stop that.
Let's play a fart joke.
Yeah, but it was really cute,thank you.

Speaker 6 (47:26):
You know, I saw Shane look over at you and he was
like, hmm, girl, no.
What the hell are you sayingright now oh, that look was like
I'm about to fart.
That's what that look was.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Such a sick person.
That's my fucking coochiethat's hanging out.
Oh, he had to reset it.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
I'm sorry.
That was the button that I hit.

Speaker 6 (47:45):
Sorry, it's a gamble on what it's going to play
sometimes so I felt like God wasliterally like you were meant
to be in this industry.
You know, I mean years ago in2004, my God film father and
family.
They were here helping with thelegislation meeting with Mary
Fallon.

(48:05):
They were part of the secondround of getting legislation
here for the tax rebates and allthat stuff.
You know, 20 plus years ago, um, and my mom always thought I
was going to do this, you know,and to have a mom who encourages
that.
Well, that's wonderful, becausenot?
everyone has that you know.
So I was like one day I waslike I was like you need to quit

(48:26):
your job and go back to doingwhat you love.
And I was like, okay, so I quit.
And then at that time I wasgoing to church.
I don't actually activelyattend a church anymore.
I, uh, I, my church is on everystreet corner in the city where
there's people without homesand the darkest places.
That's where I go to church.

(48:49):
Um, but that's so lovely.
Um, back to that.
So I was going to a very lovelychurch at the time and, uh, all
of a sudden again I was likegod was like hey, you need to
start like an acting program,like a theater program here and
like a filmmaking program here,because there was nothing you
know.
And I was like and you're gonnado it, and you're not going to
make any money, because you'regoing to do it for free.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
And I was like fine, so I did.

Speaker 6 (49:14):
So I started a really cool program and we had you
know, I live right in the city,so there's a lot of impoverished
kids in the area and then thereare just church kids.
You know that just needed somesort of outlet.
A lot of church kids arehomeschooled and stuff like that
and they need an opportunity tobe creative.
And so I started a programthere and I had probably 180

(49:36):
students go through and one ofmy kiddos that took classes with
me actually has already been ona TV show.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
That's so neat, that's cool my kiddos that took
classes with me.

Speaker 6 (49:46):
actually, it has already been on a TV show.
Um, yeah, the videographersthat came through those programs
.
They're going on to do coolthings now here and um, again,
it's building up the rightpeople and equipping them and
then putting them out there.
Um, and then the next thing wasis like okay, god, again, why
am I doing this?
And it was like he was like youneed to climb that

(50:08):
entertainment mountain, butwe're not doing it the right way
.
And then all of a sudden likewhen I'm getting this thought.
Kurt Cameron pops up on thescreen and I'm like, ok, god
bless, kurt but he's silly Goshguys, this acting is terrible.
Okay, it's awful.
These movies like come on, he'sadorable, he is adorable.

(50:32):
And again, I am grateful forhim for even kind of stepping
into that as a Christian,because, like in Hollywood,
talking about anythingspiritual-wise or anything is a
no-no, and like I don't, Unlessit's Scientology.
Right, yeah, so you're notallowed to have beliefs, you're
not allowed to have an opinion,you can't speak.
You learn not to have politicalbeliefs, you don't talk about

(50:53):
Fight Club.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Yes, rule number one.

Speaker 6 (50:55):
Yeah, dummy.
So he was like you need to bemaking different types of movies
.
And he was like, just continuedoing what you're doing and
someday the kingdom will come.
And I was like, okay, whatever.
Well, some very troubling thingshappened in my life, um, and I,
I, I just I just continuedacting for a while because I,

(51:19):
you know, I left the churchbecause, um, just some things
happened that I felt like were alittle too sensational, I guess
, and I wanted to step away fromthat environment because for me
, my relationship is very real,you know.
So, anyway, I was like, okay,we'll see what that's like.

(51:42):
So I just kind of did actingfor a while, and then that's
when I started doing houselessoutreach, and that's when I
started really going out intothe streets and doing ministry
with them out there and, likeyou know, just delivering socks,
shoes, getting hotel moneyraised up when I could, and
stuff like that.
And then I also decided tostart writing some of my own
material, because as an actor,they're always like create your
own content, you know, and Ididn't have any good monologues

(52:04):
on my reel or the things that Ihad done, and it's like looking
at my nostril, you know, or just.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Is that a nose hair?

Speaker 5 (52:13):
Yeah, that's what I do all the time, right.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Like how did I not catch that?
That's already submitted youknow, yeah, rookie there we go.

Speaker 6 (52:29):
R admitted you know, yeah, rookie, there we go,
rookie.
So um what did I just say?

Speaker 1 (52:30):
I was like what was I saying?

Speaker 6 (52:31):
I was too busy thinking about your boogers
delivering socks and, oh yeah,writing your own material
writing your own material yeah.
So I started writing somemonologues and different
characters and, uh, all of asudden, those characters
developed into the tentvilleknights and I started the script
, actually in a 90 I'm sorry2016 and I got about 50 pages in

(52:56):
and my computer crashed gone.
No, no, so I'm freaking out.
I'm taking it up there, likeyou know, like, please find this
.
This is like, yeah, this is astory I'm supposed to be telling
.
It's called the tenfold nights.
Like, I've been living in tentcities for a week, like living
with the houseless people tounderstand how they function and
how they do things in real life.

(53:16):
I've actually, I'm like no,like, no, and I was like, why,
why?
Like, especially because I'mlike god, I thought I was
supposed to be making moviesthat are inspiring people to
like make good, you know, begood people and you know, like,
inspire social change and stufflike that.
So why did that happen?
And no one, no one, could everpull it off that hard drive.
And I'm telling you with 100percent honesty, because I am

(53:39):
very real, in 2022, after we hadgone through the pandemic,
during the pandemic, we realizedthat a lot of the mental stuff
that I had been dealing with andnot understanding was that I
had ptsd from the person thatchoked me almost to death.

(53:59):
I blacked out and his mom camehome to get her water cup
because she tracked her waterdrinking and she always
remembers it and that one day isthe one day.
She forgot it.
And she drove back 10 minutesto get her water cup and walked
in and found me blacked out andcalled an ambulance.
Oh my god damn girl and I and Iwent through a lot.

(54:21):
He shot at at me, he shot at myanimals, he used to hold my
cats over the sociopath.
What a dick.
And you know I'm a strongfemale and I'm also very loyal
to a fault, you know.
But, all that being said, Inever accepted the fact that I
was a victim.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I didn't.

(54:41):
And then during the pandemic,and when you're with these
people and they're seeing allthese behaviors, right, and it's
like I was literally havingflashback, like blackouts, oh my
gosh and going into weird ragesand like, because you're in
such a close environment, peopleare that we were with at the
time you're staying with, orlike something's not quite right
, like.
And so then I sought help and Isought and then we went through

(55:06):
it and I got medicated andtried to push alcohol a little
bit out of my life because Ididn't need that.
While we were trying to figureout what was going on and it was
like finally I accepted it andthey were like, yeah, you have.
You have ptsd, you know, fromso much trauma, no shock, I mean
, you know, damn.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
So I'm ready to cut those guys ankles that was like
a.
That was that's my, that'swhere I go.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
We're unpacking that in therapy every week yeah so
long story, not in long storyshort, because I'm long-winded,
I'm just gonna keep beinglong-winded.
Um so 2022?
You know we've gone through allthat.
Things are starting to open upa little bit.
You know, the world's crazy atthat time.

(55:52):
No one knows what's what,what's real, and I was just like
I just really want to get on aset, like I don't care in what
capacity, like my agency wasdissolving during that time and
I didn't even know.
Oh, my gosh, but at the sametime there weren't that many
things that were going on, butthere were in Oklahoma, because
we actually shot more films inOklahoma than any other state
during the pandemic.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
We didn't believe in no.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
COVID-19.
Whoa, that's another COVID-19.
Oh my God man, yeah, you can'tbelieve the government,
government.

Speaker 6 (56:26):
So no, I mean they could come here and you know.
Looking back, yeah, we can alllaugh at like both sides.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
I feel like oh, for sure you know what I mean.
Or not laugh, but be like yeah,no, we can laugh about it, it's
okay.

Speaker 6 (56:36):
Yeah.
But so I came out.
I was like I just want to geton.
The Irwin brothers were heredoing a film called the
Unbreakable Boy and then theywere going to do the American
Underdog right afterwards.
And so I was like my partner atthe time was like let's submit,
let's go do some backgroundwork.
And so we get selected and wego to set on Unbreakable Boy.

(56:57):
And here's the thing If you'regoing to do background work, it
gets you nowhere.
If you're hanging out by craftservices and talking to each
other about how cool you are andhow many other shows you were
background on.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
You want a granola bar.

Speaker 6 (57:13):
Yeah, I'm friends with John Travolta.
Ooh, he was right.
Oh, he's about 100 feet awayfrom me in that scene.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
I saw him.
Well, I think it was him.
I think it was John.
I waved at him.
I think it was him.

Speaker 6 (57:25):
And I tease guys because I know that there's a
lot of people here and it'sgreat, it's great to get on set
in any capacity, but you havegot to treat it as a learning
opportunity, not as a socialopportunity.
Yeah, you know, and you stillhave to take classes too, but
all too.
But all that aside, uh, you gotto find your second ad in your

(57:46):
second second, because those arethe ones that are on the walkie
right with the first ad.
Who's connecting right with thedirector?
Well, I was right there and Izach levi walks by with his dogs
, so I'm by his trailer and I'mlike I don't get starstruck.
Yeah, no, sometimes it doeshappen.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
I have worked with a lot of celebrities and I'm
blessed for that but every nowand then you do get a little
starstruck.

Speaker 6 (58:02):
No, sometimes it does happen.
I have worked with a lot ofcelebrities and I'm blessed for
that, but every now and then youdo get a little starstruck,
especially because they justhave this presence, right, and I
hear body out of COVID-19.
We got to send them home.
We don't know what to do.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,blah, blah.
And then they come over and I'mstanding around right there and
I have three other guysstanding by me and they're like

(58:24):
hey, would you be interested inauditioning for this doctor role
?
And they're asking all the guysand I'm like can I audition
guys?
Please let me audition.
Let me audition.
They're like no, they reallywant a guy, whatever.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Women ain't doctors.

Speaker 6 (58:42):
Yeah, they're like they really want a guy and I was
like, okay, fine.
And then they came up 20minutes later and they're like,
hey, come over to the trailer.
We're going to go ahead and letyou read for that part.
Nice, I was like right on.
So I'm literally in a honeywagon on the set of Unbreakable
Boy.
Honey wagon, honey wagon.
Honey wagon is like the uh, thetrailers.

(59:04):
It's a.
It's a it's another word fortrailers.
okay, you know that we stay inwhen we have speaking roles we
got me a new word yeah, babycome on, so when you when
there's a star outside the doorand it says like your character
name like those.
We call them honey wagons ortrailers.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Okay, okay, oh honey wagon is way more fun yeah I
like honey wagon okay, you're inthe honey wagon I know a girl,
so I was in there in

Speaker 6 (59:34):
the honey wagon, uh, with mark from lion's gate, and,
um, one of the other producersand, uh, one of the other
producers again, I don't want tosay their name because they're
very well known, but he wasthere and there also, and they
let me audition.
Everyone went and theyauditioned.
Okay, they come up to me aboutan hour later and they're like

(59:55):
sorry, man, they, they went,they wanted to go with the black
doctor and I was like, okay,well, that's the other thing I'd
say.
They go with the black doctor,because a lot of times that's
what casting is about.
Like isn't?
It's not even about and talentsometimes, yeah, it's like who's
the best?
And then like what do we needto balance this out?
And it's nothing.
It's just it's just the way itworks they have a vision.

(01:00:18):
They have a yeah, it's anartistic vision, so it was like
no worries, that's cool, man,you know.
So then we continue to do likebackground work throughout the
day.
They ended up setting me up ata table with Zach Levi, so I
still got to be in this reallycool scene, right.
And then we take a break andthey send almost everyone home
and then they come up to me andthey're like hey, you want to

(01:00:39):
roll?
And I was like huh, and they'relike, yeah, Like didn't you
write it?
Oh, the director really likedyour audition and we really need
someone to come do this and Ican't say the scene because it's
going to come out in February2025, and who knows, I could
still get cut guys.
But I got to do this really coolscene.
They said, you know, based onyour audition and everything

(01:01:00):
like that, um, so I gotta dothis really cool scene.
They taught me the stunt on thefly.
I gotta act in a scene likeright there with zachary levi
and megan fahey.
I got you know another, a tafthartley, because I had already,
you know, been in a few sackfilms, so I had been tafted.
I would be a must join in aunion state, which that's a
whole another ball field.

(01:01:22):
I feel like that's a I know sowhen I say like you guys need to
go to school and learn all thisstuff, it's like there's so
much to it and so like I havepeople ask me all the time well,
how do you do this?
Well, how do you do that?
It's like just let's go toschool just like everything else
you know learn, um.
So that happened that day and Igot to do that awesome scene.
And, uh, the next day you askedme what I do is a side hustle?

(01:01:47):
Well, I'm a massage therapistNice, yeah, and it's hard on my
body.
I'm very good at what I do.
Um, I can do reflexology.
Yes, uh, I went through.
I went through a lot of A&P,a&p 5.

(01:02:07):
And then you're seeing us usetests.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Funny you say that I want to know.

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
I'm barely passing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
I want to know if you do the rattlesnake massage.
And let's take a look at the TV.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Only if she gets paid extra.
This is called the rattlesnake.

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
It's a great way to connect with your partner that
is the dumbest shit I have everseen.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
In my it's called the rattlesnake and everybody's
doing it.
Actually, if you look on TikTok, that's it I'm just going to
name one of my moves.

Speaker 6 (01:02:45):
If you look on TikTok , that's it.
I'm just going to name one ofmy moves, the rattlesnake, and
then that way anyone calls willbe like hey, we want that
rattlesnake girl.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Get that rattlesnake girl, that rattlesnake girl
where is that?
Just give the podcast creditwhen you pull that out Like this
yep, we developed this inStudio Toot and Scoot.

Speaker 6 (01:03:00):
Well, this is actually a lot of what we do,
but that was just uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
In a different spot.

Speaker 6 (01:03:05):
To watch, please do not continue.

Speaker 2 (01:03:08):
I need to use the restroom, so do I Pee-pee play
Pee-pee poo-poo.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
It's going to turn into a poo-poo over here.

Speaker 6 (01:03:20):
So do we pause now for intermission?
Is that what happens?
That's what I'm doing right now.
That's what they're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
I'm on actor shit.
Y'all talk actor shit.

Speaker 6 (01:03:28):
Oh, we talk actor shit, we're still rolling.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Yeah, we're still rolling.
Yeah, we still go.
I don't pause anything, we keepthe train rolling.
Yeah, yeah, I'll be on set, uh,tuesday nice.

Speaker 6 (01:03:41):
Are you doing a speaking role or?

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
uh, yeah, uh, cool.
Yeah, this is for jurassicgames too congratulations.

Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
I auditioned for that too, so, uh, I'll ask you later
which role you got, since wecan never say anything about
anything that we're doing yeah,I'm excited to work with that
team again.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
I worked with them on , uh, jurassic pet 3.
I had a supporting role in that, so that I'm hoping I'll
probably find out from themtuesday.
But I bet jp3 comes out laterthis year.
It's in post-production rightnow and we filmed some pickup
scenes like maybe a month or twoago.

Speaker 6 (01:04:21):
Right on.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
So yeah, I'm excited to see that, so I can finally
build my reel Right.
Because, most of the stuff I'vebeen in so far, whether it's
background, it's been also Ijust lost the word for it
They've been reenactments, so Idon't speak at all.

Speaker 6 (01:04:44):
Right, you can't put that on your reel.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
But I'm right there in front like, oh yeah, that's
me, look I'm doing all thisstuff, but there's no speaking.

Speaker 6 (01:04:52):
Right, you know what I mean, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
So now, finally, I'll have some footage of speaking
roles.

Speaker 6 (01:05:00):
That's awesome so I can finally build my reel.
Yeah, I'm pretty excited aboutthat.
Well, that's awesome andsomething you should know, shane
and all new actors should know.
It's like, well, as long asyou're trained, you don't want
to put out material there thatobviously isn't that great and
you can watch your stuff and belike, well, it doesn't seem very
realistic.
You know, post yourself and putyourself out there, but don't
do it until you know you're goodenough for lots of people to

(01:05:23):
see it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Sure, you know yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:05:25):
But you can even just now it's acceptable to find a
good piece of material thatsuits your different characters
and even just have self-tapesaccessible.
You know, yeah, like my agentwill do that.
Sometimes if it's a role that Idon't necessarily have a real
material, she'll tell me andthen, well, I think we have the
same agent, but she'll splicetogether some monologues of some

(01:05:48):
different things that I'll puttogether real quick on the fly
just so they have an example.
But I'm still super proud ofyou for the Jurassic Game stuff.
I love Boiling Point and Ryanand Chris Hoyt, and I have
pictures of Ryan when he stillhad hair, I hope he hears this
oh, Ryan, Brian.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Oh, wait a minute, I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
Not Ryan, not Ryan, brian, oh not.

Speaker 6 (01:06:11):
Ryan Brian, ryan Bellegarde.
Yeah, we drove around in ago-kart on Jurassic Pet 1.
So that was one of the teamsthat I interned with here in
Oklahoma.
That's cool, they're awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
I love working with them.
I was so excited when I gotthis next part.
I'm excited, I'll tell you whatit is after and you'll go oh,
that makes sense.

Speaker 6 (01:06:30):
I love it Because, yeah, you know, when we get
auditions through thatparticular casting director, she
sends the whole script, whichis quite a delight, but yeah, so
I'll know exactly what you'retalking about.
So, but that's awesome, dude,I'm so proud of you, man, and
I'm just so proud of likewatching everyone like actually
do the work, like the peoplethat are doing the work, and it

(01:06:51):
just makes me really happy so I,um, I uh, when I first got
signed by christina real talentstudio, um, I had to do a
monologue.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
So I researched on the internet a good male
monologue and I found one that Ithought I could connect with
and I, I did that, sent thatchris, sent that to christina
and she was like, yeah, yeah,yeah, good to go.
And you know, boom, I'm signed.
Um, I went to a big opencasting audition call in

(01:07:25):
Northwest Arkansas last weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:07:29):
So gassy, unlike someone else.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Yeah, you don't even burp.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
Yeah, you don't even burp.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
And so.

Speaker 6 (01:07:36):
Only if I've been drinking keg beer.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
And so I had to have a monologue for that one.
So I wasn't truly being lazy bygoing back to that monologue, I
wanted to see the contrast indifferences.
Yeah, when I first started towin three years experience under
my belt with several trainingand coaching sessions from Cody

(01:08:05):
Mayo Thank God he's great yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:08:08):
Wonderful.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
So I did that one again and then played those
monologues for Casey.
Here's the first one, here'sthe second one.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Wow, you're like different.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:08:21):
Yeah.
I mean, it's just like any jobright.
You got to work your tools, youknow, I mean, I wouldn't go
into surgery tomorrow, I would.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Shut up.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
I think I can figure it out.
I can do it Scalpel.

Speaker 5 (01:08:38):
Hatchet.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Does he think that's it?

Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
Too hot, hatchet, I want you guys to oh, it's okay,
really all the doctor does isthe main thing.
There's like a surgeon thatcuts, that does anesthesia to

(01:09:04):
the sutures.

Speaker 6 (01:09:06):
Okay, back on track.
Yeah, I mean, those x-ray earsOf school are really kind of
worthless.
I don't even see where they go.

Speaker 5 (01:09:12):
I don't know why the hell they do that, all that debt
.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
You know they have a YouTube video Playing on a
monitor.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
I'm watching a play-by-play Bring in the robot
Go ten seconds back.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
All right, oh man, am I supposed to cut that?

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
Oops, suture.
Yeah, people should lay onthese.
Where were we at?

Speaker 6 (01:09:36):
Oh, so we were talking about how I did that and
I got to have that reallyawesome scene and I got to have
that really awesome scene and Igot the bump and that was great
experience.
And Zach was a delight to workwith and super respectful with.
You know I'm not a beginningactor but still I'm not Zachary
Levi, so it was really nice andMegan too, you know just to.

(01:09:57):
It was nice.
We collaborated as a team.
It wasn't like they were likethe background that they're
making have a line.
We were actually improv-ing anddoing a thing together which
was really really cool?

Speaker 5 (01:10:09):
Is there a lot of people that want to be actors?
Is it like?
What's the word?

Speaker 6 (01:10:14):
I'm trying to look for there are a lot of people
that want to be actors, but only1%, actually 2% of people, and
I'm not just talking the onesthat want to be, I'm talking
about two percent of the peoplethat actually actively pursued
as a career, ever actually makea career out of it.
Wow, oh, and considering howmany people have imdb credits,
that feels like a lot of peoplethat want to be actors yeah,

(01:10:37):
well, also, a lot of people givethemselves imdb credits, and
that's something else that youknow, like everyone's giving
themselves credits forbackground work, so that's also
confusing because it's differentwell, like you said, I think
everyone like doesn't realizehow much goes into it yeah, I
can go and talk and do that, butlike I would shit my pants well

(01:10:57):
, it is hard and me getting thatfirst speaking line was so hard
, getting that first IMDB creditto you know, have an actual
producer give it to me.
Before there was an IMDb Pro oranything, it was a struggle to
get there and I had already doneall the background work.
So it's like now we have IMDbPro and it's like, look,
background is so important butit's not a credit.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
It's not acting in the way that it is.
It's not the same level ofcraft of acting as it is in
other positions yeah, it's just.

Speaker 6 (01:11:31):
It's just different and it's again part.
I think everyone should dobackground work and I think
everyone should take classes,both for sure definitely needed.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
Imagine watching a movie where it's only the
speaking actors and no one inthe background.

Speaker 6 (01:11:44):
Yeah, this is not to ever lessen the role of the
background actor.
It's just that I think there'ssome confusion about the
industry standard, that's all.
And the only reason why I bringit up is that those of us that
have been doing it for 20 yearsand finally get those speaking
roles, you know that we'readding and getting credits, and
then you see someone with 175and it's like damn, wait a

(01:12:06):
minute.
Yeah, so, um, so I just Iwouldn't recommend doing that
personally.
You know, sometimes if theproducer gives you a credit as a
background actor, that'sdifferent.
That's their deal.
You know.
Um, they, they did it.
You know, I have a friend whowas in so many scenes and
killers of the flower moon andthey gave him a line.
The line didn't make it, butbecause he still did so many

(01:12:27):
scenes and was there like everyday, um, they let.
When Marty went ahead and puthis name in the credits and gave
him an IMDB credit, so you knowcool.
Yeah, yeah, Um.
So anyways, back to that.
Uh, so I told you that I was amassage therapist and that one
of the producers that was therethat day.
I go into work the next day andthat producer lands on my table

(01:12:50):
.
He's like the executiveproducer Rattlesnake.

Speaker 5 (01:12:57):
Watch this move.

Speaker 6 (01:13:00):
Yeah, and I was like, oh my gosh, well is, this is.
And all I heard was the kingdomis coming.
Well, the name of his companyhas that word in it.
And I was like, okay, that'swhen everything started
happening very quickly.
Now this, I'm not kidding youokay.

(01:13:20):
So we've gone through the ptsdthing, I've gotten back on set,
I got the bump, I do all thisstuff and I'm doing the acting
thing, auditioning, and I'm like, for some reason, I went to go
find a wedding picture on thecomputer that I thought it was
done for, ok, and I, because itwas, there was a one that, for

(01:13:42):
whatever submission I was doing,it was just I don't remember
why I opened this old computerthat was done for and I swear on
my life like on my life.
I opened the computer, I turnit on and the first thing that
comes up on the screen is thetentville nights.

Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
I swear on my life.

Speaker 6 (01:13:58):
Wow, my heart's on my life, wow.

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
My heart's palpitating On my cat's life
Palpitating.
That's crazy, yeah, that iscrazy.
How fortunate though.

Speaker 6 (01:14:11):
But yeah, because I had to go through that struggle
to finish the story.
There was more that I needed totell and it was about Claire
who you know, was in a domesticabuse situation, had no
education, you know, got marriedway too young small town guy
who was abusive and she decidesyou know she also has PTSD and

(01:14:34):
she decides to run away.
But like, what would that looklike if you had to leave and you
didn't have family, you know?
And then the first night you'reout on the streets alone,
someone steals your backpack andthen all your ids are gone.
Then you can't even get a job.
You go in and they say, yeah,we'll hire you, but you don't

(01:14:54):
even have an id, so I can't evenput you to work.
And the next thing, you know,it just becomes this endless
vicious cycle and hopefully itdoesn't get so far that you end
up in the darkest of the housesituation, which is where you're
completely addicted to drugsbecause you have no hope and
that's the only thing that getsyou through the day and now

(01:15:19):
sadly, unfortunately, many timeskills you because fentanyl's
everywhere, yeah.
So rose of tintville nightsfinished it, man, like it was
like whoa.
Finished it, started submitting.
It, started winning all theseawards for it.
Like I was like what ishappening, you know, um.
And then, as a result of that,like uh, I met a friend and like

(01:15:40):
he started talking to me, toother people, and then I started
producing other people's stuff.
They asked me to come on as aproducer of a proof of concept
called XIX, which will bewrapping when I get back from
Los Angeles the post production.
It's been a nightmare, butwe're almost there.
And through that, someone waslike hey, I need you to meet

(01:16:01):
this gentleman and their family.
They're really neat.
They own a lot of differentbusinesses in Enid or whatever,
but they also they put up thisChrist tree that they've been
putting up for the past fouryears and what they do is they
bring in this huge Christmastree.
Well, the first two years thisis how they do it they go out to

(01:16:24):
the California and they findlike the tallest tree that they
can.
They cut it down and then theylike move it in sections across
the United States to Oklahoma,and then they hoist it up, put
the lights on it, decorate it,and then there's an opening
night where they do the lightingof the Christ tree.
That's cool and it's supposedto represent that.
You know life and living theliving.
You know tree in christ and allthat.
But you know, after a couple ofyears, like that project alone

(01:16:47):
just to do that costs like aquarter of a million dollars
just to get that tree.
And also there were someenvironmentalists that were like
, well, and you know, we don'twant to.
We want to do what's best foreveryone.
So, um, you know, kyle's likeokay, well, let's look into
artificial options.
So now, uh, this past year theylaunched an artificial option

(01:17:07):
which is super cool because ithas LED lights and everything
like that.
Um, but so I was introduced tohim and they're like, yeah, he
wants to like have a film doneabout his town, hometown of Enid
, you know, and kind of aroundthis little Hallmark Christmas
town, you know, and this treecalled the One.

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
And then we'll have a murder and I'll make my movie,
yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:17:27):
They wanted the Hallmark movie, she wants the
Lifetime movie and I was likebut God told me not to do the
Hallmark movie, he told me to dosomething different.

Speaker 5 (01:17:35):
I know, I know, oh, probably should listen to him,
not me.

Speaker 6 (01:17:39):
So, you know, I started communicating with the
family.
So, you know, I uh, I startedcommunicating with the family
and I uh sent them the ten fillnight and then I uh, they
invited me out vip, you know, Ihad a a wonderful evening.
Um, another sign for me, like Iwas like okay, like uh,
sometimes even if you might havea bad thought about a

(01:18:01):
politician or something, let'ssay, and not necessarily see all
eye to eye on certain things,anyways, this, but this one
particular person helps who's apolitician, helps get my
stepbrother's body back when hewas murdered in Mexico during
the pandemic.
And he walked into the room andI was like again, wow, this is

(01:18:26):
my chance to say thank you.
And so it was a reallyemotional night.
And the next day I sat down atthe computer and I wrote a 12
page treatment.
This thing came into me and itwas all about this you know,
native American child, not childa teenager named Hawk who's
living in Chicago.
He's aged, out of the fostersystem, and what happens when
you age?

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
out, you're out, you're just out.

Speaker 6 (01:18:48):
You're out.
So he takes his one trainticket to Enid Oklahoma to see
the tallest Christmas tree inthe United States oh, wow.
And also because his mom theone thing he does remember about
her is that she always saidthat Oklahoma had the nicest
people in the world.
We do, that's true.
So Hawk travels to EnidOklahoma to see the one tree and

(01:19:11):
while he's there he crossespaths with Alexis, who comes
from, you know, a modern dayChristian family, and that's
what I think that we need islike we really suffer.
We're all broken as Christians.
Like I cuss I joke about thecussing and like, oh look, but
you know I work with a bunch ofdudes.
That's why I have the rubberband.
I'm like Erin, watch your mouth, because I'm not dropping rev

(01:19:34):
bombs.
My mom's like you know what Imean, but like my mom's like she
teaches us new ones yeahyeah so, instead of doing the
hallmark love story that I thinkeveryone expected, I
incorporated a story about ateenager that aged out and a

(01:19:54):
girl who ends up running awayfrom home because she's trying
to deal with the loss, um, of asibling and she's kind of lost
her way, and so she runs awayand they cross paths and it's a
very inspirational story thatwill make you cry, laugh, and it
all incorporates, you know,jesus Christ, finding family and

(01:20:18):
incorporating that into aChristmas.
I like to call it faith forwardbecause I'm like well, of
course it's faith based becauseChristmas.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, exactly.
So I just say faith forward asopposed to faith based, because
it's like yeah, and so, yeah,that's actually the first

(01:20:38):
feature film that I'm going tobe producing.
Yeah, it was a huge, huge deal.
The first feature film that Iam going to be producing.
Yeah, that's nice, go girl.
It was a huge, huge deal.
A lot of years working and I'mblessed to be building the team
around me that I am.
Adam Ropp is a local Oklahomagentleman from Guthrie who is

(01:20:58):
amazing.
He just shot a film calledSovereign with Dennis Quaid out
in Arkansas.
I got a story about that.

Speaker 5 (01:21:07):
Oh, dennis.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
Shade, shade, no, no, shade Listen.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
That's a SAG film.
Yes, I auditioned for a part.
Mm-hmm, You'll have to tell methat part later too, because I
got a message back that said ohGod, we love that.
Can you read for this part?
So I did that.
We love that one too.
Can you read this part?
Okay?

(01:21:31):
So I did that.
Didn't hear back.
Now I know that's a SAG film.
They need to hire SAG actors.
So if I'm reading for a part,I'm non-union but a SAG actor,

(01:21:53):
or kind of oh yeah, that SAGactor was good, they're probably
going to hire or cast the SAGactor.
So that's what I tell myself tomake myself feel better.

Speaker 6 (01:22:04):
Why would they do that?
Well, no, you should makeyourself feel better, because
the truth is that they actuallyused a lot of real people.
I also auditioned for threeroles and didn't get a part in.
My producer is one of theproducers on that film, you know
.
I think everyone's like, ohwell, you know so and and so it
doesn't work that way.
You still have to be good, youstill have to do the work, and

(01:22:25):
so I also auditioned multipletimes and that casting director
is a great guy and I guaranteeyou're gonna get cast in
something else.

Speaker 1 (01:22:33):
Well, like that, it didn't bother me that I really
didn't get a part.
Of course I wanted to like whowouldn't, right?
But they said, hey, that wasgood read again, yeah, like when
does that happen?
That's not often that thathappens, yeah, but that's when,
well, it does start happening.
And when it does starthappening, that's when you know

(01:22:53):
you are finally coming into yourcraft you're finally coming
into your craft I'm findingsomething, I'm doing something
that these casting directorslike, so getting an audition is
a win.

Speaker 6 (01:23:06):
Right, that's a win why do they?
And that's what I tell peopleto not whatever well, there's
rules when it's a sag film yes,there are, but if you're
shooting in a right to workstate, those rules do not apply.
So arkansas is a right to workstate we're a right to work
state.
We're a right to work state, sowe are able to hire a lot of
non-SAG workers here and it'snot an issue, because it's just

(01:23:29):
not an issue.
But now let's say I got cast ina SAG film that was in New
Mexico or New York or California.
I have my dues set aside, saved, because if that happens I will
have to join.
Right then, it's not an option.

Speaker 1 (01:23:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:23:53):
Until then I can keep writing my right to work state
Southeast region, because mostof us in the Southeast, except
for New Mexico, well, thatdoesn't even qualify as the
Southeast region?
I don't think.
But everything in our regionGeorgia, texas, oklahoma,
louisiana, texas all right towork states, so we can all work
non-union jobs, you know, andwhen it comes to commercial work
, most of what we're doing outhere are non-union.
So if you're acting full timewhich I don't ever recommend,

(01:24:18):
I'm just kidding I recommendacting full time, but time.
But don't quit your day joblike please don't quit your day
job husband yeah, and I thinkthat's just don't.
The starving artist thing, guys,is like so not cool anymore.
You know it really isn't so.

(01:24:41):
That's I actually.
I believe again where I'mtalking about my god thing y'all
.
But I feel like I feel likewhen I um went to massage school
because I decided on the whim,like um, after I had quit the
other job, to go back intoacting, I was like, okay, erin,
I was like that's right, youneed to have a side hustle, but
I had someone that was helpingme pay for things at that time,

(01:25:02):
so I had, you know, I didn'tnecessarily have to have the
site right, hustle, yeah, butthen I did, and so I was like,
well, let me see about thismassage thing, see what happens
you know, did you travelingmyself?
um, I do now.
Um, but it's so crazy because Itruly feel like I get requested

(01:25:26):
all the time I'm booked out atthe spa that I work at down in
seoul for the artesian, like thetwo days I work.
Oh yeah, I mean, I literallymake enough money in two days a
week to pay for all of my billsand still get postmates once a
week.

Speaker 5 (01:25:43):
Yeah, right, so dumb, I do the stupidest shit.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
I'll show a video.
It's not fair.
I got a video for you we'regoing to show later on what
Taylor does.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
I do the stupidest shit.
I need you to turn that into asound.

Speaker 6 (01:26:03):
But yeah, there's.
The a thing is massage therapyreally is like there's so many
benefits and there's nothingbetter than being able to heal
someone from there.
Well, there are things betterfor me, but I like being able to
heal people's pain she loves it, so you may have like my
favorite so that that that jobhas paid for me to do proof of
concepts like put money intothings, go to film festivals,

(01:26:23):
you know, submit screenplays,have time five days a week to
dedicate to my art, you know, orfor, if I have to give one to
my family.
Um, so, yeah, it's just, it'sbeen amazing and um, yeah.

(01:26:44):
And so here we are, guys.
Not only am I, you know, theCEO of the one Christmas movie,
yeah, and bringing on, well, I'malso I've brought on Roger
Coode, who was an executiveproducer of Out of Exile that
was an Oklahoma made movie.
And then, of course, adam, thatI already mentioned, oklahoma
boy councilman, and guthrie ownsa train depot out there very

(01:27:08):
cool, also produced like we werejust talking about the
sovereign um and uh, we've beenworking with the imaginaries and
we just we have lots of coolthings going and, um, we have a
very nice ish budget.
And we'll be applying for thatrebate very soon and yeah, yeah,
we're going to do this thingand, unless something crazy

(01:27:30):
happens, we're going to be doingit this year.
That's awesome, yeah, yay.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
It's always good for people that live here to know
that this thing is reallyhappening in Oklahoma.
Absolutely, the film studios,the film production.
It's a real thing and it'sbringing a lot of jobs to
Oklahomans.
Like it's not even Oklahomansthat want to act, they're

(01:27:58):
getting people from the town ofEl Reno to come be background
for something.
Sure, those people get thatexperience just to be on a set
running from whatever or in anauditorium watching something.
Yeah, it's involving a lot morepeople than just actors,

(01:28:19):
absolutely actors, absolutelythere's crew members that now
have regular work doing lightingand sound and wardrobe, all
that kind of stuff.
It's bringing so much here thatso many people in this business
are now finding work and andthey're able to do something

(01:28:42):
that truly brings them joy.

Speaker 6 (01:28:45):
Absolutely, and and you know it's been kind of a
weird year coming off poststrikes and everything like that
.
But the other thing that I just, you know, loved seeing is how
many people are stepping intocreating their own content.
You know, I've been talkingabout that for years.
People may or may not know.
You know, I'm the vicepresident of oklahoma actors one
of the vice presidents ofoklahoma actors and filmmakers

(01:29:06):
on, you know, and we're alwaystrying to educate people in the
right way and stuff like that.
But, um, oh see, I told you guystwo ciders and I lose your good
.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
She's about to be dancing.

Speaker 6 (01:29:17):
The opportunity, the opportunity, because I think
that when tulsa king left, Ithink that we all dancing the
opportunity.
The opportunity, because Ithink that when Tulsa King left,
I think that we all realized,like you know, what we have got
to create it here.
We need more Sterling Harjo'shere.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
Tulsa King.

Speaker 5 (01:29:39):
What does that mean?

Speaker 6 (01:29:41):
Wait, wait, wait.
You mean Wait, where did theygo?
You mean Atlanta King I wasabout to say Georgia King.
You mean Ocrese King.
Wait, where did they go?

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
You mean Atlanta King ?

Speaker 6 (01:29:44):
I was about to say Georgia King, you mean Kansas
King, no.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
Wait, Dallas King, no wait.
Where are we at now?
Birmingham.

Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
We're in Alaska, but it's too hot to shoot here.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
Hey Delaware King.

Speaker 2 (01:29:59):
No, he decided it was too hot to shoot here.
So they went to Texas.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
There's a lot but they're having the same issues
where they're at now shootingsupposedly.
So who knows?
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:30:11):
There's a lot of reasons that things happen, in
my honest opinion.
I think that my honest opinionis that I love what we were
doing and trying to get aproduction of that size here.
I just don't think we werequite ready.
I personally feel that we needto do quite a few reservation
dogs of that level yeah, youknow what I mean and get those
types of TV shows going, youknow still great shows put a ton

(01:30:35):
of people to work, but it's notlike on this NBC kind of studio
lot level that you know Iworked in and you know that the
people on that set came and wereexpecting yeah, you know what I
mean and we just weren't quiteready.
So I think Losing King was oneof the best.
Tulsa King was one of the bestthings that could have happened,

(01:30:57):
because it made me realize thatI'm not supposed to just be an
actor, like I was a generalmanager, for a reason too.
I'm supposed to build jobs forpeople in Oklahoma.
Yeah, you know what I mean.
And yeah, and everyone that Isee like making their own short

(01:31:18):
films, just shooting stuff andall that, like that's what you
need to do, you know.
And then you submit to thesefilm festivals and everyone's
like, why do you even submit tofilm festivals?
Or go to film festivals?
Like what's the point?
Well, you go to your local filmfestivals for community and to
support your local film festivaldirectors.

(01:31:39):
You volunteer for them, you dowhatever you can because that's
where you're going to meet yourup-and-coming filmmakers that
are doing short films.
But you're also practicing forwhen you land those big film
festivals, like when we go outto California, like that place,
they're ready for you to pitch.
You better have your pitchesdown to 30 seconds.

(01:32:00):
And last year I met twodifferent financiers at a film
festival out there that aregoing to be investing in two
other projects that I have going.
So I have five other projectsgoing.
I'm working with a faith-basedwriter.
We'll be working on his projectnext year.
It's based on a book that hewrote.
There was a real life eventthat happened here, uh, 50 years

(01:32:21):
ago, and the survivors want totell their story and what really
happened.
Um, and they've come to me andwant me to be the one to do that
.
Um, so I'm very blessed in thatway.
That's so cool.
I also just finished anotherscript, called second shift, um,
which focuses on a Hispanicfamily that's unable to get
insurance and their child hascancer and, as a result, the dad

(01:32:43):
starts selling methamphetaminesto try to raise the money and
to get the treatment for thechild, and so that one's a
little deeper and darker.
But that's my goal.
I want to bring jobs toOklahomans, you know, even
though I lived in California,and I want to eventually be,
like, rich enough to have ahouse in both places um like.

(01:33:05):
I always come back here.
It's like the black hole guysit really oklahoma.
So if it keeps sucking me backin like I'm here to help build
it up, you know, and that's,that's what I'm gonna be here.

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
Yeah, let's make it great, I guess.

Speaker 5 (01:33:20):
Yeah, yeah, this is like the world's butthole right
oklahoma not quite well.

Speaker 6 (01:33:26):
We had a positive note and then she's like
butthole we don't claim I mean

Speaker 4 (01:33:34):
well okay, maybe we're the shoulder, I don't know
.
Armpit, no, but Lahoma but.

Speaker 5 (01:33:39):
Lahoma, I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
Well, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:33:43):
Maybe where the shoulder, I don't know Armpit.

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
Armpit no, no, can you do that?
That's New Orleans.

Speaker 5 (01:33:50):
I remember when I was a kid and people would do that
Hell yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:33:53):
Well, yeah, because I told you I don't fart.

Speaker 5 (01:33:57):
I can do it with my hands.

Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
I don love to not be gassy.

Speaker 5 (01:34:02):
I kind of like it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:05):
I can do it with my hands.
I can do it with the back of myknees.
I am a talented son of a bitch.

Speaker 6 (01:34:13):
That you are, oh crap .

Speaker 5 (01:34:16):
I wonder what makes you not fart?
You must have not a colon orsomething.

Speaker 2 (01:34:22):
That's what Taylor's going to be fixed on the rest of
the show.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
Why don't you fart?
So I actually Googled this.

Speaker 4 (01:34:30):
Why.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
Because our sister-in-law also claims to
never fart.

Speaker 2 (01:34:35):
I promise she doesn't .
I've known her my whole life.

Speaker 5 (01:34:37):
You've lived with her .

Speaker 1 (01:34:38):
I did my Google research on it.

Speaker 5 (01:34:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:34:41):
And the medical journals do state Okay, you do
pass gas, it's just not audibleand you just don't.
It's not even like.
Because it's not explosive,exactly so you're telling me.
There is gas escaping somehow,because we.

Speaker 2 (01:35:01):
It just has to build up so non-farters have silent,
leaky buttholes?
Yes, they do.

Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
So sorry to tell you, aaron, but you have been
diagnosed, you know that bicyclethat you love, that every time
you go to ride there's a flattire.
No, that is the worst.
It's got a slow, slow link.
You know the last time Ifucking rode a bike that you
don't know is present.

Speaker 2 (01:35:22):
Could you use something that was a little more
relevant to something I don'tknow like a basketball.
Like an e-bike or an e-speeder?
What?

Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
When was the last time you rode a bike Yesterday?
A BMX bike.

Speaker 2 (01:35:35):
You did Yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:35:38):
And then after that I did 12 miles.

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
I did bunny hops.
I rode 12 miles.
I did bunny hops.
I rode wheelies.
I did an endo.
Was this a video game?
I did some tail whips.

Speaker 5 (01:35:50):
No, it was a video game bro.

Speaker 2 (01:35:51):
Tail whips on gravel don't count, because you just
lost traction.

Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
You don't even know what a tail whip is.
It has nothing to do withgravel sister.

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
I'm saying I know that the house you grew up in
had gravel, so there's no waythat you did anything but tail
whips because you lost controlof your bike.
You know what You're fired.
You're so fired.
That's why I'm former bestestco host.
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
I knew she'd get fired at some point and she did.
Right after she said she quit,I said well, that's okay,
because you're fired anyway, heycan I ask a really important
question?

Speaker 6 (01:36:32):
it's super deep yeah yeah behind this camera?
Yeah, they can't see, no, thisamazing collection of teenage
mutant ninja turtles indeed, Iwant to know who's everyone's
favorite turtle, this amazingcollection of Teenage.

Speaker 4 (01:36:43):
Mutant Ninja Turtles Indeed.

Speaker 6 (01:36:45):
I want to know who's everyone's favorite turtle.

Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
Leonardo.

Speaker 2 (01:36:50):
Donatello, me too Donatello, for sure, without
question.

Speaker 5 (01:36:53):
Raphael.

Speaker 1 (01:36:55):
The mad one Of course , the one that beats up people
in bars, the one that's likescrew that, I'm just going to
stab you in the eye.

Speaker 6 (01:37:06):
Donatello and I are like we are artists, also
sportsmen.

Speaker 5 (01:37:10):
Rafael, I will fuck you.

Speaker 2 (01:37:11):
I'm going to kill you so quick.

Speaker 1 (01:37:16):
There's quite a collection that the viewers
don't get to see.
That's behind the camera.

Speaker 6 (01:37:20):
He likes toys this is a great collection.

Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
It's fun yeah yeah, there is a gizmo I even have me
as a funko pop down there yeah,he does because he has a cool
life.
Oh my, god yeah, funko, funko,funko contacted me and say hey,
can we uh?

Speaker 2 (01:37:42):
can we, can we get your?

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
license for your likeness.

Speaker 2 (01:37:45):
Why would you take away from the fact that I got
you a super cool ass gift?

Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
Because I wanted to sound really important.

Speaker 2 (01:37:52):
You didn't even post that.
You're important because youare loved by me.

Speaker 6 (01:37:56):
You're important because you're wearing the hat,
dude Crappitan.

Speaker 2 (01:38:00):
Crappitan, you know what.

Speaker 5 (01:38:03):
Ciao baby.
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
On that note, I'm gonna go pee again.
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (01:38:08):
Get a diaper.
Get a diaper.

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
What is wrong with you?

Speaker 5 (01:38:13):
Aaron hasn't had to pee one time.

Speaker 6 (01:38:15):
I was just thinking about it, though, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:38:18):
It's time for a break for everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:38:19):
Well, not me, I can hold it.
I just pee my pants over here.

Speaker 5 (01:38:25):
Yeah, your chair's all wet.

Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
It's gross over here.

Speaker 5 (01:38:29):
That's why I lit a candle.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
It's still going.
It might have blown out.

Speaker 6 (01:38:33):
I told you guys, now I want a third.
See, that's why I don't comehang out with you, Shane,
because you guys do this to me.

Speaker 1 (01:38:39):
This is why everybody should want to come on this
podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:38:43):
We just have a good time.

Speaker 6 (01:38:44):
Sunday, it's a you know, we don't, you know, it's
really it's really been a fun, afun uh day thus far and,
honestly, like I've really hadan amazing month and it's a
whole bunch of tragedysimultaneously, and so you know
what, if I have a one?

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
What was that last message I sent to you?
It's Sunday, fun day.

Speaker 5 (01:39:04):
It's Sunday, fun day One for the homies, right, yeah,
do you have any hobbies?
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
What's up besides acting?

Speaker 5 (01:39:15):
I envy people that have hobbies, because I don't
have hobbies.

Speaker 1 (01:39:18):
She's trying to find something that might no I don't
want.

Speaker 5 (01:39:21):
I just like to hear Hear other people's hobbies.
And I'm like wow, that soundsreally cool.
I'm not gonna do that.

Speaker 1 (01:39:26):
You do have a hobby, this right here, bitch.
Okay, what One day a month,that's not a hobby, oh God, oh,
I'm trying to find it, you knowwhat You're fired.
Okay, you didn't follow Kodal.

Speaker 5 (01:39:40):
That's two today Fired man, we're all fired.

Speaker 6 (01:39:43):
Yeah, so it's so weird because, like my what, I
have so many career, like I havefive of my own businesses,
right, because I door dash toooccasionally Dang, just because
sometimes if I'm sitting aroundand I'm not making money, I'm
one of those weird people.

Speaker 5 (01:39:59):
You don't like to be doing nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:40:02):
And I like to make money too.

Speaker 4 (01:40:05):
Yeah, I get that, I like to, but again go get her.

Speaker 5 (01:40:08):
So I'm like man, I should do that, make money.

Speaker 6 (01:40:11):
And then I'm like I ain't doing it, but man, I
should do that and make money.
Then I'm like I ain't doing it.
I'm also that person who likesto go DoorDash for five hours so
that I can get one Postmatesdelivered to me, okay.
So come on, I get a feet finderand then I'm like then I got to
get a pedicure, I got to take apicture, not a go-getter, not
going to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
Some don't want pedicures.

Speaker 6 (01:40:29):
What you don't want pedicures you can have some
nasty toes.
They talked me into three dudeand I didn't even see that my
name was on the fridge.
And that's so sweet, guys.
I'll take another Clacker board.
I know, Will you make sure Iget pictures of all this stuff?
Sure.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
We'll take photos after this.
It's something we've beenwanting to do more of.
That's one thing we've kind ofdone and then mostly not done is
get photos afterwards so I canpost those.

Speaker 5 (01:40:57):
Heck, yeah, we will be doing that.
You're always fucked up withyour doseckies.

Speaker 6 (01:41:01):
I love it.
I love it.
She's not wrong, she is notwrong, she's not wrong.
So, yeah, so, most of thethings that I do, you know, I
adored.

Speaker 5 (01:41:14):
And I consider it exercise too, because I don't
like to go to the gym.
I don't either at all, but Ipay for it but I don't go.

Speaker 1 (01:41:17):
They just gawk at me all the time.

Speaker 6 (01:41:19):
I know they're like look at this dude he don't need
to be in here.

Speaker 5 (01:41:24):
I pay $20 a month but I don't go you pay for it and
you don't go.

Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
No, we just cancelled that shit and we felt so good
and then I think we got cakeafter but then I'm like, I'm
like no, because next week I'mgonna you're gonna go I'm gonna
do it.

Speaker 5 (01:41:36):
I'll be like, well, I'm gonna meet that one guy so I
actually used to weigh 230pounds.

Speaker 6 (01:41:40):
In high school.
I was that fat, uh fat dramakid that was friends with
everyone I told you about them?
I was, too, the chubby showqueer, yes.
So sometimes it's really weirdnow because, like sometimes,
people tell me I'm hot and I'mlike I know I get it all the
time like who me.

Speaker 2 (01:42:02):
I just became and stayed the funny fat friend.

Speaker 6 (01:42:07):
Well, I don't look at you and think well, of course
not but there's a role thatpeople play, so like.
We have to be in shape formultiple reasons, and what we do
you know, try it out mantotally try it out, try it out.
So I consider door dashing andmassage therapy like my workouts
.
So I'm making money and alsoworking out staying ton birds.

Speaker 5 (01:42:31):
My workout.
I did yard work yesterday.
I'm sore today.

Speaker 6 (01:42:34):
Oh my gosh, yard work is really intense Like this
time of year.
All of my clients are like, ohmy god, all I did was plant
flowers.
No, that's real dude.

Speaker 1 (01:42:44):
That's real talk.

Speaker 4 (01:42:45):
She had to pull toads out of her pool filter 18 of
them or something, and they wentright back in.

Speaker 5 (01:42:53):
I was so scared and they went right back in.

Speaker 1 (01:42:56):
What's wrong with toads?
She works with animals, she'snot scared, but toads.

Speaker 5 (01:42:59):
No, I don't like toads, I don't like amphibians.

Speaker 1 (01:43:01):
They're slimy.

Speaker 5 (01:43:03):
I don't like amphibians.
I don't like snakes.

Speaker 6 (01:43:06):
Yeah.
So if there was one hobby thatI do have, I am a cat lady.
I do bring cats.
Yeah, I major into animalrescue.
I mean, you guys know, I helpthe houseless too, but I
actually like animals more thanpeople Me too.

Speaker 5 (01:43:25):
How many animals in your house?
I?

Speaker 6 (01:43:26):
love people and I'm like I know, I know, but why do
they suck sometimes?
Why?

Speaker 1 (01:43:30):
do they suck?
How many animals in your house,counting kids or no?
They're kind of animals.
They're better though.

Speaker 6 (01:43:37):
Do you have a big foot by, like a six foot three,
male or female, whichever he'snot tall.

Speaker 5 (01:43:43):
I have a male, but he's not tall, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:43:45):
Or you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:43:46):
He's bald, but he's tall.
How short is he?
Like barely, I'm like barely.
Oh, you got a short king, yougot a short guy.

Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
he's not very tall oh , I can't wait to meet him.

Speaker 2 (01:43:57):
I don't know if that's gonna happen.
It's been like three yearsmonths I don't think that's
gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (01:44:04):
Anyway, I have three dogs, three cats, two guinea
pigs and two kids amazing myhouse is a thousand square feet.
That same girl.
I have two bedroom, one bath.

Speaker 6 (01:44:15):
I finally get to buy a house this next year and I'm
so excited.

Speaker 1 (01:44:19):
She does have a pool.
I can't believe her guinea pigsare still alive.

Speaker 6 (01:44:23):
Everything happens for a reason.
I need a friend with a pool.

Speaker 5 (01:44:27):
I'm always looking for friends.

Speaker 1 (01:44:28):
She's got a pool.
Her parents have a super nicebackyard.

Speaker 6 (01:44:33):
I don't, because I'm not going to school, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:44:37):
We don't like to go slumming.

Speaker 5 (01:44:39):
My pool's not a fun pool like theirs.

Speaker 1 (01:44:41):
It's a waiting pool.

Speaker 5 (01:44:42):
Mine's a waiting.
You don't want children to bethere because it's this big.
So anytime they're there,you're going to get splashed.

Speaker 1 (01:44:47):
This room, but it's perfect, but it's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:44:49):
It's perfect for like I just want to get in the pool.

Speaker 5 (01:44:51):
Adult drinking Cool off Like you don't want any
chaos.

Speaker 6 (01:44:54):
Yeah Right, I forget that people have human children,
because I don't.
So I'm like oh yeah, thosethings.

Speaker 5 (01:45:00):
The small people.
I'm very annoying in the pool,the small people I don't get in
when they're in the pool.

Speaker 1 (01:45:05):
Yeah, you with me.
I'm like there's no spot I cansit and not get splashed.
So that's how.

Speaker 5 (01:45:18):
Now we know what our parents felt like when we're at
the pool.
We're like, oh, dad, get in.
They're like dad got in, mom,didn't dad?
Let me throw you.
I threw pictures.
I'm not even wearing a fuckingswimsuit, I'm wearing just
underwear and they're justletting me go with my titties
out.
And I'm like I'm a fuckingswimsuit, I'm wearing just
underwear and they're justletting me go with my titties
out.

Speaker 2 (01:45:33):
I'm a fucking baby, how old were you?
I was like nine.

Speaker 6 (01:45:37):
Those aren't called titties yet.

Speaker 1 (01:45:38):
dude, I had nothing to do with that, she's like 19.

Speaker 5 (01:45:48):
I saw.

Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
Where Like a holiday inn.

Speaker 5 (01:45:51):
Yeah, I saw slides of it and I was like I'm too old
to be, but I think it was normalBack then.

Speaker 1 (01:45:56):
I really do.

Speaker 5 (01:45:57):
Normal for white trash.

Speaker 2 (01:46:00):
Hi, well then still normal.

Speaker 1 (01:46:01):
Still normal who do you think, stays at a holiday
inn?

Speaker 2 (01:46:04):
This is not appropriate, was it in Tucumcari
and I had you brought it up so,and I had.

Speaker 6 (01:46:11):
Big brothers, you brought it up and I had bad
rumors, so we joked before thepodcast started.

Speaker 5 (01:46:15):
We wonder what's wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:46:16):
We talked about.
For some reason, el Reno cameup.

Speaker 4 (01:46:19):
Shut up, shut up, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:46:22):
I spoke it, and then I talked about Poop Lake, El
Reno Lake.
That's where Dad used to takeus all the time.
And we were so happy to go tofucking Poop.

Speaker 4 (01:46:32):
Lake El Reno.

Speaker 2 (01:46:34):
It was so gross.

Speaker 1 (01:46:35):
And the reason I call it Poop Lake is I legit pooped
in the lake?

Speaker 5 (01:46:39):
Everyone did.
We took our pet ducks to setthem free and they got raped by
other ducks that lived at FortReno.

Speaker 6 (01:46:47):
What?
Fort El Reno?
I have not been back to a lakesince I got a floater.
We go right past it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:52):
I was like that was probably it, that was probably
me.

Speaker 2 (01:46:55):
That was probably Shane I was like, that is it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:58):
Yep, I'm only doing fresh river water from now on,
or the ocean.
Granted they had no bathroomsanywhere near that swim area.

Speaker 6 (01:47:09):
So it's all our fault .

Speaker 1 (01:47:11):
Yeah it's their fault .

Speaker 5 (01:47:12):
It's the city's fault .

Speaker 2 (01:47:13):
It's their fault.
No, people have to poop.

Speaker 1 (01:47:14):
That's when you poop in a bush there ain't no bushes
at lake el reno.
Have you been there?

Speaker 5 (01:47:20):
no, there's nothing I'm not about the water make
sure, yeah, it's called thebacteria.

Speaker 1 (01:47:27):
I figured animals poop in here.
I'm an animal, I want to poopin here, you're not a duck.
And then I felt it go up myback.
That was weird.
Again, it went up your back.
Yeah, it touched me and I went,ah, and swim away real quick.
True story.
True story.
I got a lot of them lots oftrue stories are you?

Speaker 6 (01:47:49):
guys from here originally, and so I mean you
said you went to El Reno as akid Grew up in Mustang To the
poop lake.
Okay, oh, disgusting Mustang,all right.

Speaker 1 (01:47:58):
Puke on Yukon.

Speaker 6 (01:47:59):
Yeah, let's go, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:48:00):
I wasn't going to say that.
I wasn't going to say that, butyou started it.
Well, did you really?

Speaker 6 (01:48:03):
graduate Because, yeah, we went to state
championships one time in 175years when I was going there.

Speaker 1 (01:48:08):
Well, I played basketball in high school and we
smoked a Yukon consistently.

Speaker 6 (01:48:16):
So actually one of my friends doing on a spring break
trip.
I swear my life is so filledwith trauma, but I truly believe
that all of my trauma is likeleading to me being able to
create art that can hopefullyaffect people Right.
Like actually just get him totalk about stuff like us talking
here and and being like hey,I'm a Christian and I do that.
This is what we need right now.

(01:48:38):
We need to be talking, all ofus from different ways.
And we're not like oh she'sChristian, oh she's not cool, we
don't care, and also I'm a coolChristian, that's right.

Speaker 2 (01:48:50):
I mean you're here with us, so you are welcoming
and forgiving your status wentup.

Speaker 1 (01:48:58):
The three people that watch us.

Speaker 6 (01:49:00):
I'm kidding.

Speaker 1 (01:49:02):
Hey, we're growing.
We're growing, that's right,I'm a grower, not a show, so the
podcast is growing.

Speaker 4 (01:49:08):
Also true.
Hey, what, hey, what, what.
Ah, it just plays what it wantsto play.

Speaker 1 (01:49:20):
That was about Taylor coming back.

Speaker 6 (01:49:21):
What Really so?
Yeah, so you went to discuss,saying so my senior year we
talked about this trauma.
So my spring break of my senioryear, we went to spring break
and my friend Natalie Jones waskilled and her mom was there.
Yeah, that was my trip, that mymom chaperoned and I remember

(01:49:42):
walking by her plaque every day.
Let me tell you what a horriblething to experience as high
school teenagers, and also formy mom, who is an amazing mom,
who felt like so muchresponsibility for that you know
what I mean.
And it wasn't.
It wasn't her.
The guy was driving 100 milesan hour he hit her, she's like

(01:50:05):
10, swerved off the road.
She was walking and the off theroad and she flew 10 feet and
died instantly.
He turned around and fled thescene and a guy on a motorbike a
little followed him.
Oh my god, by the time theyactually checked him in his
blood alcohol level.

(01:50:25):
When they finally did, it was.31.
So that was four hours later.

Speaker 2 (01:50:30):
So when he hit her he was blackout.
Oh my gosh, that's awful.
I'm so sorry yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:50:37):
It was horrible, but I only bring the Mustang thing
up because, again, like that'sanother something I'll touch on
someday in some film.
You know, I just want us all totalk about these things and
whether you're Christian,whether you don't have a
religion, whether you don't, youknow, whatever the situation is
is like there's so much hateand it's like let's just focus

(01:50:58):
on the love and liketransparency and honesty and
like that's how we're going togrow as a community, as a nation
, you know, moving forward, andright now it feels kind of icky
out there and I hope thattogether we can, we can change
that, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:51:15):
It's really cute.
So, with your faith, do youthink aliens are real?

Speaker 6 (01:51:21):
I think it was proven scientifically this past year,
was it not?

Speaker 1 (01:51:24):
Pretty close right.
Crazy.
That's more just a sillyquestion, but we like to talk
about that you had to start outwith your faith.
With your faith, didn't you?

Speaker 2 (01:51:36):
just ask her hey, do you believe in aliens?
Did you have to make itdifferent?

Speaker 5 (01:51:41):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:51:42):
Out.
You know me, so yeah, you knowI had to do that.

Speaker 6 (01:51:47):
I mean, how long was the Bible written and how many
different versions?

Speaker 4 (01:51:50):
do we have.

Speaker 6 (01:51:55):
I mean, like you know , even even myself I'm like,
well, I could have.
I mean, there's so manydifferent ways that you can look
at it and for anyone to readthe bible and say this is
exactly what was meant, likewhatever like again yeah,
religion without question is acult, yes, culty, so let's talk
about it.
Let's talk about religion.
Let's talk about it all liketell me, why you don.
Let's talk about it all Liketell me why you don't believe,

(01:52:15):
I'll tell you why I went frombelieving not believing.

Speaker 5 (01:52:18):
I just think he's very disappointed in me.

Speaker 6 (01:52:20):
Back to believing.
You gotta believe in somethingright.
Yeah, and if you do.

Speaker 5 (01:52:26):
Okay, gracias.

Speaker 6 (01:52:28):
I just want to remind everyone, like the guy that is
my role model like used to hangout with prostitutes, he turned
water into wine, bro yeah, Iwatched the exorcist last night
and I don't know that segway no,for real.

Speaker 5 (01:52:43):
If anything makes me like I, I choose religion over
that.
Oh, that movie will make me saysend you to confessional yeah,
I will.
I will.
I am so sorry.
I, the devil and demons scareme a lot because I believe in

(01:53:03):
that shit well, and that'sanother weird thing that's kind
of interesting to get intoconversation.

Speaker 6 (01:53:07):
I just don't believe in organizer well, and you know
what, neither do I.
It's like I have a thing in myscript that says it was like
we're talking about praying, andhe's like here, I'll pray.
And she's like, oh, I'm sorry,I'm not religious.
And he's like neither am I.
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (01:53:23):
Like Well, I mean, if you really really look at it,
Jesus partied with the badpeople.

Speaker 6 (01:53:32):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:53:36):
That's who he was hanging out with.

Speaker 6 (01:53:38):
He was going to send the most unassuming people to
represent him in the future.

Speaker 5 (01:53:43):
Because nobody else wanted anything to do with him.
Right, You're poor, you'regross.
Exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:53:48):
He's like I'm not, but you got something to learn.

Speaker 6 (01:53:53):
And it's this thing of the no judgment and the
loving unconditionally, and it'slike I see people that claim to
also be Christians along withme and I see so much hatred and
it's just like gross.
Yeah, you know what I mean,cause I don't really think that
Jesus had a political party.

Speaker 5 (01:54:09):
Yeah, I really, really don't.
Hell, no, hell, no, I don't ohhell, no, hell, no, I don't
think he also liked childreneither.
So like I don't, that's why Idon't go to church.
That what you didn't like.
Children Like that.
Every time you go to church,all they do is touch children.

Speaker 1 (01:54:26):
Okay, I was going to believe you I knew where you
were going.
I like it and you're right, sothat's my thing.
You're right.

Speaker 5 (01:54:36):
I do believe in a higher spirit, but I'm not going
to go to church because there'ssome shitty people and they
touch children and it's gross.
Well, I think that's the thing.

Speaker 6 (01:54:42):
Again.
We talk about that trauma, likepeople are traumatized in
churches, but it doesn't justhappen in churches, it happens
everywhere.
That's true, you know, you havesome of these people that are
like, oh, in Hollywood it's allthis evil, yeah there is some of
that going on?
There really is, but there'ssome of that going on everywhere
, right next door, and you don'teven know it.

Speaker 1 (01:55:00):
Some of the most judgmental and awful people I've
known in life are superreligious.

Speaker 5 (01:55:06):
Are avid church believers and that goes
everything against what.

Speaker 1 (01:55:12):
Jesus was trying to get us to understand.
Just be a good fucking human.

Speaker 5 (01:55:16):
I can drink beer and cuss and whatever, but I'm not
going to go shoot someone.
And the other thing that is,You're a good dude man.

Speaker 6 (01:55:24):
I'm being very hardcore in my religion.
I'm putting myself in a littlebit of a position here because I
am a faith-based writer.
It's so important to me, so Iyeah what you just said.
Say it again.

Speaker 5 (01:55:42):
I don't know what the fuck I said.

Speaker 6 (01:55:43):
What'd she say?

Speaker 1 (01:55:44):
She said I can drink.

Speaker 5 (01:55:46):
I can cuss I can drink, I can smoke, I can cuss,
but I'm not gonna go shootsomeone, I'm not gonna go do bad
things.
I take care of my life and mychildren.
I go to work.

Speaker 6 (01:55:55):
I pay taxes although I gotta file my taxes tonight
sis, can you file mine for thepast four years?
Cause it's been crazy, I wouldnot trust me with that, but well
, let's call my mom, she canhandle it, she's so good at
taxes.
Let's not call my mom no, Ithink what I was gonna say is
like I think also, it's like youknow, it's like, oh well,
everyone let's just pray, likeyou guys, like our jesus didn't

(01:56:19):
want us to just pray without andalso acting, like you know,
it's like everyone just stop andpray.
No, like let's see what we cando to help.
Yeah, fix this right now, whatis humanly possible to fix it
and involve god in that and pray, but just like stopping.
Oh, you know what I mean, and Ithink that's something that the
sensationalism that some peopleare representing in our

(01:56:39):
religion is turning people awayfrom us and making us look, I
would agree, like something thata majority of us are not and I
don't like the like limelightwhatever.

Speaker 5 (01:56:50):
Like I went to puerto rico and monkey island and
helped rebuild houses and we didway more for the community than
we even did for the monkeys.
But like, yeah, I felt morereligious and close to god, or
whatever you want to call it,during that time of like, of
course, helping people, and noteven like I didn't have much to
give other than like my time,like I'll help you rebuild your

(01:57:11):
house and all that amazinggiving your time is so much and
it and it makes you feel youknow that way and that really
good feeling and blah, blah,blah.
But like I don't have to go to abuilding to feel like a church,
you know, that's my thing yougot to you got the true sense of
community.

Speaker 1 (01:57:28):
Yeah, that's what that was, true sense of
community is not always justgathering in a building, because
that's what that was.
True sense of community is notalways just gathering in a
building, because that's whatyou're supposed to do.
Yeah, it's actually going outand doing the things he talked
about.
If you want to get down toright, we have gone to places on
this podcast we have never gonebefore and that's the most

(01:57:51):
wholesome episode you've everhad I like it uh, when the
tornado hit.

Speaker 5 (01:57:55):
We're school and community and we came and we
helped yeah, it was amazing whatthat is more of me feeling
religious and close to a god, orwhat you want to call that a
higher being it is just call itconnected.

Speaker 4 (01:58:07):
Connected connected whether it be you're connected
to humanity.

Speaker 6 (01:58:11):
You're connected to the environment.
You're connected to mothernature.
You're connected to jesus.
You're connected to me.

Speaker 5 (01:58:17):
Going to a sunday service, or having somebody say
like you have to be this waybecause you're religious or you
believe, and I would rather dothose things for people than and
there's nothing wrong withgoing to church, because some
people need that sense oforganization and that that is
okay too.

Speaker 2 (01:58:32):
That's fine, oh for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:58:33):
And that is okay too, but there are some of us that
were meant to go out and do thework, and that's the way that
we're going to have thoseconnections.

Speaker 1 (01:58:42):
You don't have to be a.

Speaker 6 (01:58:43):
Christian to be a good person.

Speaker 1 (01:58:44):
Exactly Just like we shouldn't judge the people going
into a building on a Sunday, ona Saturday, on a Wednesday,
whatever it is, they shouldn'tjudge us either.

Speaker 6 (01:58:58):
Absolutely Right.

Speaker 1 (01:58:59):
Absolutely.
That's what should happen.

Speaker 6 (01:59:00):
That's what my Jesus said.
I am not to judge anyone, no,anyone.
I love all of you, you know.
I mean we're pretty darnlovable.
And yeah, and if you ever wantto have a personal conversation
with Jesus, like, let's have it,but I'm never going to like, oh
, you must believe, or if youdon't, right now, with me,
you're going to hell.
That's what's pushing peopleaway from knowing the Jesus that

(01:59:25):
I know and love.

Speaker 1 (01:59:27):
And there are people like that, because the people
Jesus walked around town withwould mean they all went to hell
and no Right Exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:59:36):
No, exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:59:37):
That's not what happened.

Speaker 5 (01:59:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know who would go there.
Don't watch that movie.

Speaker 6 (01:59:43):
All right, we got to eat.
Now let's get funny again.

Speaker 2 (01:59:47):
Bring it back.
Do it a little too soon, allright.
So many feelings.

Speaker 1 (01:59:52):
So I have Casey and I Casey really helped.

Speaker 2 (01:59:59):
Oh, look at him giving me credit today.
What is?

Speaker 1 (02:00:01):
happening, since the podcast is now also a video
podcast and not just audio.
Yes, we've upped our productionlevel.
Shut up, it's pretty cool wemade a rebate yeah, we made cool
graphics.

Speaker 5 (02:00:17):
Graphics okay, do I have a filter?

Speaker 1 (02:00:19):
for our segments, okay, and so now we are gonna do
a fun little thing we always doon the podcast is we watch my
tiktok videos.

Speaker 2 (02:00:29):
Yeah, not his like not videos, he's not that I've
done.

Speaker 1 (02:00:33):
The ones I've curated .
That, I think, will bring alaugh or shock people.

Speaker 6 (02:00:38):
The ones that we should judge after just saying
it.

Speaker 2 (02:00:41):
So we're not going to judge people, we're not going
to judge anyone.
We're going to judge thesevideos.
But see, here's the thing Ifit's published, it's art.
Right, it is okay to judge andevaluate art no.

Speaker 6 (02:00:49):
and that's the amazing thing about doing what
you know we do is that, like art, it can mean something
different to every person youknow what I mean.

Speaker 2 (02:00:56):
Clearly he thinks this is art, right I mean I
won't, I'll see if I agree.

Speaker 1 (02:01:01):
Yeah I'm sorry, farts can be art okay, oh boy, you
can't have here we go fart art

Speaker 5 (02:01:10):
fart.

Speaker 1 (02:01:12):
Yep, greatest shits.

Speaker 2 (02:01:14):
No, that is not the graphic, but I do want to show
you this first.

Speaker 1 (02:01:20):
Like, where's this?
Let me pull it over here, okay.
Oh, non-invasive what do wethink about this Non-invasive
FDA smart kegel training for men?

Speaker 6 (02:01:36):
So men have kegels.

Speaker 2 (02:01:39):
Yeah, is it your butthole?
So you put it in your bootyhole.
You sit on it.

Speaker 1 (02:01:45):
You sit on it.

Speaker 6 (02:01:45):
What are you kegeling ?
Your kegels are in your booty.

Speaker 1 (02:01:50):
That's what men do Strengthens the prostate, and
I'm sitting on one right now.

Speaker 2 (02:01:56):
You are absolutely not.

Speaker 6 (02:01:59):
I'm not, but I just thought, okay, so it does
actually have a health benefitit must.

Speaker 1 (02:02:05):
I don't know if it's real or not.
It popped up on my Facebook ads.

Speaker 2 (02:02:09):
I am so concerned about your algorithms.
Oh, Taylor's break.

Speaker 5 (02:02:15):
You must have googled something that happens every
time I put my mouth in it drops.

Speaker 1 (02:02:21):
Oh my God, Now we're getting ready to go off the
rails.

Speaker 6 (02:02:25):
My brain's already way off, but I just can't even
say it out loud.

Speaker 1 (02:02:31):
It's got 5500 likes 1800 shares and it's got 4.7 out
of5 stars.
I think I need this, but Idon't know what for.

Speaker 6 (02:02:42):
I was thinking about gerbils when we were looking at
this they miss an opportunitynot calling it the gerbil.

Speaker 1 (02:02:52):
I got one in there too, but you get a smartwatch
with it for free.

Speaker 2 (02:02:56):
You get a gerbil in there too.
Shut up Chase.
All right, I'm interested, I'minterested.

Speaker 1 (02:03:02):
I know we got to do some more research on this fine
thing Shop now.

Speaker 5 (02:03:05):
Okay, I need a new chair at work.

Speaker 2 (02:03:13):
Let's do this.

Speaker 1 (02:03:14):
Taylor, you don't have a prostate and I kind of
want to move this so you guyscan see, because you won't be
able to see this.

Speaker 5 (02:03:18):
This is what we look like.

Speaker 2 (02:03:21):
Stick all the things in everybody.
Oh, my God, that's when we'relike, oh.
Wait, what's happening.

Speaker 5 (02:03:31):
Oh, we're just dancing.

Speaker 7 (02:03:31):
Let's go full throttle.

Speaker 2 (02:03:33):
I just super daddied my pants.

Speaker 5 (02:03:35):
Super daddied Wait what Toilet talks?

Speaker 4 (02:03:38):
Oh, look at that.

Speaker 1 (02:03:39):
There we go, toilet talks.
A little bit of Inception.

Speaker 5 (02:03:43):
Is there a microphone in the bathroom?
Hey?

Speaker 2 (02:03:46):
sweet hey Red Rocket, yeah, yeah.
So he's so proud.

Speaker 1 (02:03:54):
This is what Taylor does at work.
She works with animals and theyare always like this.
This is what we get on ourSnapchat every day of the week.
What?

Speaker 6 (02:04:05):
do you do, I don't know anything about you.

Speaker 5 (02:04:07):
What do you do?

Speaker 2 (02:04:11):
What's your job, Taylor?
Come on, you have a cool job.
I work in research.

Speaker 6 (02:04:15):
Okay, so like biological.

Speaker 1 (02:04:19):
Do you work?

Speaker 6 (02:04:20):
at the zoo no.

Speaker 4 (02:04:23):
You sound like you're playing a big deal and you're
not admitting it.

Speaker 6 (02:04:27):
I work near the zoo.
She's a very big deal.

Speaker 1 (02:04:31):
No, I'm not.
Yeah, you are Stop it.

Speaker 6 (02:04:34):
No, because animals are my hobby.
And she asked what my hobbiesare, and so now I'm in love with
her.

Speaker 2 (02:04:38):
Animals are also her hobby and her work.

Speaker 1 (02:04:42):
We'll talk more after the podcast if we can get more
information.

Speaker 6 (02:04:44):
I love it For now.
Let's just look at this largebaboon.

Speaker 5 (02:04:51):
What kind of animal is that?
A proboscis?

Speaker 1 (02:04:55):
monkey Looks like your nose.
Yeah, baboon.
What kind of animal is that,proposcus?
Monkey looks like a snub nose.
So I know a lot of guyswatching this are gonna be
envious, here we go, oh no ohsuch a sweet guy such a good guy
, look at him it's cool, okay,yeah, okay, a banana, it's cool.

Speaker 2 (02:05:12):
Okay.
Yeah it's cool, a banana wiener.
Oh, here we go.
What in the world, okay?

Speaker 1 (02:05:17):
so Erin?
Yes, We've given you therattlesnake massage.

Speaker 6 (02:05:22):
Yes, okay.

Speaker 1 (02:05:23):
Here is a new thing you can start offering for
clients.
Okay, just watch.
I think, if you think you'remaking money now, just wait,
just wait.
You want those two houses, onehere and one in California.

Speaker 4 (02:05:38):
That's how you do it Right here.

Speaker 2 (02:05:43):
Okay, no, no.

Speaker 1 (02:05:50):
Oh, just wait.

Speaker 5 (02:05:56):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 6 (02:06:00):
I do that move.
Oh what?
Crack the egg?
What is the face?
Oh, just wait, put your teethaway.
That's called to potment andmassage yeah.
That's called murder, murder.

Speaker 4 (02:06:26):
There he is, finish him, he's coming.
He's coming and look he's dead.
What is that?

Speaker 1 (02:06:37):
face.

Speaker 4 (02:06:40):
And he's happy about it.
I drink the blood of my enemies.

Speaker 6 (02:06:43):
He's like looking to the dark forces for.

Speaker 1 (02:06:46):
This is every 80s action movie when they snap a
neck right.
Is that how they choreograph?
Big Trouble, little China?

Speaker 5 (02:06:52):
No, 80s action movie when they snap a neck right?

Speaker 2 (02:06:54):
Yeah, is that how they choreograph?
Big Trouble, little China.
No, he's got.

Speaker 4 (02:06:59):
I'm gonna.

Speaker 6 (02:07:07):
Well, now I understand why all my clients
come to me and they're like Iwent to this chair massage the
other day and I don't know whatthey did to me and they're like.

Speaker 7 (02:07:14):
I went to this chair massage the other day.

Speaker 1 (02:07:18):
Oh okay, so you bring up chair massage.
Yes, we're so.
Casey sings in a competingbarbershop, chorus.
Oh so we were down.

Speaker 4 (02:07:28):
We're a nice place in the world.

Speaker 1 (02:07:30):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (02:07:30):
Linga, linga ling.

Speaker 2 (02:07:32):
We were recently.

Speaker 5 (02:07:35):
Oh, that's it.
I thought we were singing.
I was excited too.

Speaker 1 (02:07:40):
We were recently down in Texas for her regional
competition.

Speaker 6 (02:07:44):
Nice, and they have a chair massage.

Speaker 1 (02:07:48):
Chair massage, yeah, Chair massage.
So we sign up.
He gets through working onCasey.
I get there and I tell him yeah, you know, my shoulders
forearms and hands are my like.
That's where I carry a lot ofmy stress and my pain.
He ignores that.

Speaker 5 (02:08:11):
Guys, I just burped.

Speaker 1 (02:08:20):
I'm so sorry he ignores that.

Speaker 5 (02:08:22):
guys, I just burped you saw it here first natural
expulsion I thought it was you,so I was like that's normal it
was number three.

Speaker 2 (02:08:28):
I'm so proud of you.

Speaker 5 (02:08:30):
It was so natural too , too.

Speaker 1 (02:08:31):
This guy goes.
Do you trust me?

Speaker 6 (02:08:34):
I just met you, bro, exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:08:38):
But I said yes.

Speaker 5 (02:08:40):
Shane.

Speaker 1 (02:08:41):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (02:08:42):
Yes, master.

Speaker 1 (02:08:43):
He put his finger in my mouth, oh, the TMJ adjustment
.

Speaker 6 (02:08:49):
Yeah, oh my gosh, so painful, but when you can get it
done right, relief.
No, he didn't.

Speaker 2 (02:08:55):
He did he really.
They shook you.
He like deep fish, liketwo-finger.

Speaker 1 (02:09:00):
I didn't even gag.
I didn't even gag.

Speaker 2 (02:09:03):
No, we actually.

Speaker 6 (02:09:04):
It's an extra course that you take, but it was
amazing, it can be.
It's then when it like releaseslike tmj, suffers.

Speaker 1 (02:09:15):
I just allowed him to yak a little bit longer but he
was like this might, this mighthelp some of the neck pain, and
I went sure, dude yeah, hefingered your mouth and you let
it happen.
He finger banged my mouth and Iwatched it and I paid for it.
Did he have gloves on?

Speaker 5 (02:09:31):
no.

Speaker 1 (02:09:32):
No, no, I don't think he did, but he washed up and
then he did some you know he did, we did wash him, cleanse his
hands multiple times.
Fingernails were cut and clean.
No warts on his hands.

Speaker 2 (02:09:46):
I checked all that His hand looked like a lesbian's
hand.
So I mean they were definitelysafe, they were definitely safe.

Speaker 6 (02:09:54):
Well, now I want to know where you went, because I
feel like I'm missing out onsomething.

Speaker 4 (02:09:56):
Oh no, it was just a dude.
I don't know who it was.

Speaker 1 (02:09:58):
I'd like to know he might have just walked in.
In fact, it was just a lawnchair.

Speaker 2 (02:10:06):
No, it was part of the vendor fair that we have
there's always a chair massageguy, and so he was there.
We had downtime.

Speaker 5 (02:10:12):
I'm just going to be like sit down, sis, I'm going to
become a massage therapist.
Do you trust me?

Speaker 1 (02:10:19):
So the next time you sit in one of those massage
chairs, I can't say it.
I can't say it.

Speaker 6 (02:10:29):
Don't correct my love .

Speaker 1 (02:10:31):
Don't talk about my disability.
I'm going to say I'm going tosit in that chair and go.
Can you stick your fingers inmy mouth?

Speaker 2 (02:10:40):
I'll pay you extra.
Hip you real good.

Speaker 5 (02:10:44):
It was weird, but you know you cannot tell me another
man's like a speaker.

Speaker 2 (02:10:49):
His name was Eric.
That's his brother's name.

Speaker 6 (02:10:55):
That doesn't make it more awkward.

Speaker 1 (02:10:57):
I've seen that story for the podcast.

Speaker 2 (02:10:59):
Did you suckle.

Speaker 1 (02:11:02):
I did what he instructed me to do.
I followed directions.

Speaker 5 (02:11:08):
Did you make that noise?

Speaker 1 (02:11:09):
No, there was no gag reflex at all.
I was a natural baby.

Speaker 2 (02:11:13):
And then he, he did something like to release
something in my shoulders orsomething I don't know this is
great.

Speaker 1 (02:11:19):
This is great he was you trust me, right, he's like
you trust me, right?

Speaker 2 (02:11:24):
no, not, not my diaphragm, it's like all the
attachment points like up here.
Like looked over at shane andhe's I'm not doing anything,
weird.

Speaker 5 (02:11:35):
This dude totally just fondled the fuck out of
y'all.

Speaker 6 (02:11:40):
This is your boxer muscle right here, and so it
wraps around.
So if you're doing movementslike that, she does all the time
.

Speaker 1 (02:11:50):
She boxes a lot.
Tybo, all that, billy Blanks,I'm an athlete she boxes a lot,
yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:11:53):
Tybo all that.
Oh, billy Blanks, I'm anathlete.

Speaker 1 (02:11:55):
Billy, I'm an athlete , I'm an athlete, so that day I
kind of was a cuck and I paid aguy to mess around my wife's
boobies while I watched and said, yeah, okay, does that feel

(02:12:16):
good, feels good.
Good, it really did feel great.
Can you put your fingers in mymouth?

Speaker 2 (02:12:21):
Yeah, it was so weird dude it was so weird.
I feel like this is the hardestyou've ever made Taylor laugh.
It was so weird, but I liked it.

Speaker 6 (02:12:37):
Oh man, you watched as a super ethical massage
therapist.
I just have no words right now.

Speaker 2 (02:12:45):
Wait, was it unethical?
Do you trust me?

Speaker 6 (02:12:49):
It's just the way you say it.
And let me tell you the crapthat I hear in that massage room
.
Sometimes I'm just like didthat really come out of your
mouth?
Like I know they don't mean it,like weird, but oh yeah,
they're like oh, you come homewith me and I'm like are you
offering?

Speaker 2 (02:13:09):
where's the contract?

Speaker 6 (02:13:10):
and I know, they just mean like I could have you in
my house all day because you'reamazing at massage therapy, but
in the moment it's just likemassage therapy, I wouldn't be
able to keep a straight.

Speaker 5 (02:13:21):
The other thing is guys like no, okay, look.

Speaker 6 (02:13:24):
So let me just tell you from a massage let's let's
talk about a massage therapistfrom a perspective of a massage
therapist some of the thingshave you fingered a mouth only
when they order this time whenthey order the sinus treatment.
I do the finger mouth thing, sowait back up sinus treatment.
Tell me more, I'm so intriguedso if you have a lot of sinus

(02:13:46):
problems, I'm uh.
I have over 1200 hours ofmassage therapy.
The average.
You only have to have 500 to bea massage therapist in Oklahoma
, in addition to passing anational exam.
That is upsetting.

Speaker 2 (02:13:57):
That is a low number, so I think a lot of people
don't understand like you canactually ask someone if they
have a license.

Speaker 6 (02:14:02):
So if you go somewhere and you come out
feeling like you've been hurt oranything like that, we have to
have licenses.
And there are actually activelike SWAT teams and people doing
undercover raids right nowbecause there's a huge stigma,
right like it's actually thenumber one way to human traffic
and Oklahoma is with one of thenumber one locations in the

(02:14:22):
world for human trafficking.
So massage and that unsadlythey, they sometimes get
associated you each other, butthose are actually very few and
far between Most of your massagetherapists.
They've taken school.
They're professional.
If you ever have an awkwardfeeling when you go in to see a

(02:14:44):
massage therapist, always ask tosee their license and then you
know it's a legitimate thing.
That's awesome.
I also chose to work for achristian spa an hour and 15
minutes away.
That basically says we're afaith-based spa.
So super legit, which is allfigure of mouth which is weird
because I still have guys doweird things and I'm like this
is not okay, bro.

(02:15:04):
Like what's a weird thing, dude, to do weird things?

Speaker 5 (02:15:06):
how, how happy boners everywhere ending get that's I
mean, can you blame them?

Speaker 2 (02:15:13):
though Forgetting boners.
No For rubbing it on herProbably.
No, no, no.

Speaker 6 (02:15:20):
For getting the natural biological response.
I understand that that is goingto happen.
Sometimes that does happen,especially if it's your first
massage.
What's not okay is when I'mrubbing your legs and you
literally move your leg out,take your hand and move it right
here.
You know what happens.
Then my fist becomes real hardand you're freaking nuts dude.

(02:15:42):
That's what happens.
And then you get kicked off mytable.
You still get your credit cardcharged full price plus a 50%
tip.
And you're never welcome back.
They do that.
No, they do that.

Speaker 2 (02:15:55):
That's disgusting, they do that Shane Hargis, it
was one time, on behalf of allmen.

Speaker 1 (02:16:02):
It was one time Daddy bitch.

Speaker 6 (02:16:05):
So no, here's the thing.
Like whatever, Las Vegas isgreat if you're into all that
sort of stuff, but it sucksbecause what I do is I really
feel very good for the body youknow what I mean and I think
there's a little bit of a stigma.
I would like to feel it.

Speaker 1 (02:16:21):
I would like to feel it so when you talk about a guy
moving, that's what she does.

Speaker 5 (02:16:28):
We should make a movie where you massage me.

Speaker 6 (02:16:30):
I literally need a fourth Casey.
I literally need a fourth casey.
I literally need a fourth.
Oh no, they only come in afourth pack.
I've done it she's for real.

Speaker 2 (02:16:40):
I'm so excited.
This is bad.
I am not an enabler everybody.
I am not a bad human.
She is the number one enablerin our family.
You guys got me feisty man, I'mtelling you this massage
therapy.

Speaker 6 (02:16:49):
It started off as a joke and then it got serious.
But let's go back to the weirdstuff because you guys got me
feisty man.
I'm telling you this massagetherapy thing I am.
It started off as a joke andthen it got serious.
But let's go back to the weirdstuff, because women tell me
stuff too Sure, they say things.

Speaker 1 (02:17:02):
Women are creeps too.

Speaker 6 (02:17:03):
They can be Well and they don't even mean to be
sometimes Like you know.
Yeah, we are.

Speaker 5 (02:17:08):
I just go through this drive-thru.

Speaker 6 (02:17:12):
Okay, so standard like dude mentality.
Anytime they come to get amassage it's like oh, you can go
as hard as you want.
I'll get hard, bennett, youcan't hurt me oh.

Speaker 5 (02:17:26):
Just watch, just watch.

Speaker 2 (02:17:30):
I got bony elbows, motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (02:17:33):
I will destroy you.

Speaker 6 (02:17:38):
And then when those guys write reviews that are like
they gave me a massage, Icouldn't move for two weeks.

Speaker 5 (02:17:45):
You're like your little bitch.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (02:17:48):
She did hurt me.

Speaker 4 (02:17:49):
She did.
And I liked it oh mommy, Ididn't like it, I love it.
So, no, we can actually hurtpeople.
She did and I liked it.
Oh, mommy, I didn't like it, Ilove it.

Speaker 6 (02:17:56):
So no, we can actually hurt people as massage
therapists oh for sure.
No.
So people come in with likedeep tissue.
I'm like I always ask when wasyour last massage?
And they're like five years agoand I'm like you're not getting
deep tissue then, dude, I don'twant deep tissue Massages where
, like the next day, I'm like,oh fuck, like bruised.
Well, that's the thing Deeptissue, you might have soreness

(02:18:17):
for two days, but if you havesoreness for a week, that means
you did more harm than good.
Yeah, absolutely, you know whatI mean.
There is a way to do deeptissue, the right way and
progress, but like it's notbeneficial, like, like if you
don't get massages regularly.

Speaker 1 (02:18:34):
So I just want to go to a place and lay down, and
then they with their finger, doyou?

Speaker 6 (02:18:40):
like the scalp massage.
You seem like a scalp massageguy.
I would like that.
Yes, I would like that If youtook off your El Capitan hat, I
would give him a scalp massageyou would be welcome to.

Speaker 2 (02:18:48):
No, that's when he gets boner.

Speaker 1 (02:18:56):
So just be careful.
I am no longer giving you scalpmassages on this interview,
maybe if someone's riding aroundon a tricycle, but I want them
to draw something on my back andI've got to guess what it is.

Speaker 2 (02:19:04):
He's getting it about her.

Speaker 1 (02:19:07):
I want someone to draw something on my back and
I've got to guess what it is.

Speaker 5 (02:19:11):
You're so bad at that game, I know the other day with
Molly I'm always like.
She always draws a flower.
Every time I'm like flower, Idon't really want a massage.

Speaker 1 (02:19:20):
I want my back tickled.

Speaker 5 (02:19:21):
Yes, exactly, and that's cool if you want to pay
me to tickle it.

Speaker 6 (02:19:25):
Yeah, we all want to tickle it, and you want me to
pay you to put lotion on.
That's what I mean.

Speaker 5 (02:19:28):
I like the hot stones .
Oh my God, oh, okay, okay, yeah.
What does it mean?
Oh God, if you're getting amassage and they your hands?
And when they put the stonesbetween your toes that sounds
like a kink.

Speaker 6 (02:19:45):
So is there like a sensory or something.
So here's the thing Take yourshoe off.
Come here, take your shoe off.
Oh my, feet are gross.
I'm not like and that's theother thing you hear all the
time is, women are like, my feetare sweaty, I didn't shave my
legs.
And then I'm like did you seeyour jewish husband right next
to you?
He's here I couldn't care less,so okay, so I'm gonna take my

(02:20:09):
hands, hands and we're justgoing to do this.

Speaker 2 (02:20:13):
That makes me feel certain things, and I don't know
how.

Speaker 6 (02:20:18):
She's a tight foot.
She's so tight, I'm a tightfoot.
The reasons why is becausethere's so many nerve endings
right here and in your scalp.
So when you even just put yourfingers and stretch those toes,
those nerves are all beingactivated right there my toes

(02:20:39):
are all curled on each otherright now right, she's getting a
foot massage.
Listen this is best interviewever no, but that's why the
stones feel good in between hertoes, because they're stretching
a thing that doesn't normallystretch on its own.

Speaker 2 (02:20:59):
I don't know why I'm baffled, right now, oh my Lord,
yes, that's exactly what Ithought.

Speaker 4 (02:21:07):
I don't know what emotion.

Speaker 6 (02:21:08):
I'm feeling right now .
I would just like to remindeveryone that Jesus washed
people's feet as well.

Speaker 7 (02:21:14):
Try it out.
Try it out, man.

Speaker 6 (02:21:16):
I take every moment I can.

Speaker 4 (02:21:17):
She's a disciple, she's a disciple, yeah, yeah, oh
, my God.

Speaker 6 (02:21:27):
Jesus, what's going on here?
So, yeah, so you have so manynerve endings here and there's
this amazing move.
Okay, thanks, thank you forthat.
She'll tip you later.
No, I really will.
Like come give great massagesat your house and like make you
feel better.

Speaker 1 (02:21:43):
I know there's people that are going to watch that.
They're probably craving acigarette right now.

Speaker 6 (02:21:48):
I don't even smoke anymore and I need a cigarette.

Speaker 5 (02:21:55):
We should charge for that Alright, let's continue
what happened.

Speaker 2 (02:21:58):
Where did we go, oh boy?

Speaker 5 (02:22:03):
We're not done.
Stop slapping him.

Speaker 1 (02:22:06):
What the fuck is that that's more to the moment I
need.
Erin to have this face now whenshe's working.

Speaker 2 (02:22:15):
Yeah, I need you to.
That needs to be your massageface.
Can I come practice on someone?

Speaker 6 (02:22:18):
Yes, yes, whoever you want that means I can't talk
for a second.
What about this move?

Speaker 2 (02:22:25):
I don't think he cares.
There's an ear.

Speaker 1 (02:22:27):
You see him like.

Speaker 6 (02:22:30):
Okay, that was out of scope of practice.
Okay, that was out of scope ofpractice.
Okay, that's a chiropracticmove that I learned, but you're
not supposed to do that.
If it happens accidentally Likeit does a lot in massage, if
anyone cracks you or pulls you,that's against the law.
So if you get hurt, you canfile a lawsuit Against the
massage therapist.
Not that I recommend it.
Again, we're talking aboutsmotement.

(02:22:52):
Okay, oh, oh, my god.
Not that I recommend it.

Speaker 4 (02:22:54):
Again, we're talking about smotement.
Okay, oh.

Speaker 1 (02:22:58):
Oh my God, I'm going to say they're in a country that
this is not regulated anyway.
I'm just going to say thatBecause he's doing some crazy
shit.

Speaker 2 (02:23:10):
No, he's coming, but they're both done with the end.

Speaker 1 (02:23:20):
No, no, no.

Speaker 3 (02:23:22):
I don't like it.
Okay, we gotta stop on that.
We gotta finish up on that Farttheory?

Speaker 2 (02:23:26):
Yeah, you can't.
How?

Speaker 6 (02:23:27):
uncomfortable were all of you A little.

Speaker 1 (02:23:31):
When.

Speaker 6 (02:23:32):
In that massage thing .

Speaker 2 (02:23:33):
No, that was uncomfortable.
I don't like that.
I don't like that.

Speaker 6 (02:23:36):
I just want to educate people, yeah, like as
massage therapists.
I think it's a funny joke Like,ooh, I'm happy.
No, we can really hurt people,yeah, and we can also really
help the longevity of your lifeand make your life better you
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (02:23:49):
It was a massage therapist thatfound out one leg was longer
than the other.

Speaker 1 (02:23:52):
So I look at it and go I can't say that's bad.
I had fingers in my mouth, I'mall in for that.
Like snap my neck like anAmerican ninja, do that thing on
my ear.

Speaker 5 (02:24:11):
I cannot believe you put our fingers in your mouth.
They went on.
A dick man, oh man.

Speaker 1 (02:24:19):
Sometimes you just gotta experiment Did you
salivate, did you salivate?

Speaker 2 (02:24:26):
I think he had cotton mouth.

Speaker 6 (02:24:27):
It's such a weird job , man.
There's nothing that makes mehappier than someone slobbering
on my table, falling asleep onmy table or screaming because I
hit it so good.
It's a weird freaking sidehustle bro.

Speaker 1 (02:24:42):
Is it weird when he did that, I said now choke me a
little.
Yeah, that's weird Deeper.
And then I push back againsthis fingers.

Speaker 2 (02:24:53):
He closes his lips around his fingers.
Where's the bathroom?

Speaker 5 (02:24:55):
I gotta go Straight back.
I gotta get out now.
Get out Run.

Speaker 2 (02:25:03):
We'll watch this video again.
We broke her.

Speaker 5 (02:25:08):
I don't know what's happening ASMR.
I don't like it.
What happened ASMR?
I don't like it.
Oh, what happened?

Speaker 1 (02:25:16):
to you.
It's so weird.

Speaker 5 (02:25:19):
If a massage therapist put their fingers in
my mouth, I would bite.
It's so weird, dude.
And he rubbed your titties.
He didn't touch my titties yeah, no, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:25:31):
He was all underneath and he did not touch.
He didn't touch my titties yeah, no, yeah, underneath and he
did not touch.
He did not touch my breasttissue, oh, because you didn't
touch.
Nip, no, nip, okay, no, and noteven like meat of boob.
No, it was all.

Speaker 1 (02:25:44):
You sounded like Molly.

Speaker 2 (02:25:46):
You did.

Speaker 4 (02:25:49):
You did.
Oh that girl, oh my Lord, ohlordy.

Speaker 2 (02:25:56):
So how quickly are we going to hell now that we've
broken Aaron?

Speaker 5 (02:26:01):
I mean, I was already there.

Speaker 2 (02:26:02):
Like are we on the express ticket?

Speaker 5 (02:26:04):
I've been there for a minute.
Are y'all talking about it?

Speaker 1 (02:26:08):
Yeah, the chicks have been.
Oh my god, you know girls.
Talking that shit.

Speaker 6 (02:26:14):
Oh god, seriously.

Speaker 5 (02:26:17):
Do you feel them?

Speaker 6 (02:26:17):
knots.

Speaker 5 (02:26:19):
Yes.
That's the other thing,everyone always has knots and we
gotta cuddle y'all and makey'all feel like you're the only
one that's ever had it.
I'm the only one that's everhad a knot, my man oh my god,
these knots are atrocious.

Speaker 6 (02:26:31):
How do you succeed in life.
That's one of my other favoritethings.
They're like is that a knot?

Speaker 4 (02:26:37):
And I'm like yes, can you just?

Speaker 6 (02:26:41):
feel how stressed I am every day by the knots in my
back.
How many times a month do youthink I should get a massage?
What are you going to come backand see me?

Speaker 2 (02:26:50):
Because I tell your husband four, that's right what
are you gonna come back and seeme?
Because I tell your husbandfour, yeah, that's right, that's
what I tell my kids.
You're giving me not see,that's, that's the the level of
wealthy that I do want to be, ohyeah not like outrageous, but I
want to be wealthy enough thatnot only do I get my nails done
regularly and my hair, but Ialso have a standing appointment

(02:27:13):
with a massage therapist everyweek.
That's the level of wealth thatI want.

Speaker 6 (02:27:16):
Yeah, even just every couple of weeks is such a great
thing, and I think that thatshould be something that's
attainable for all humans.
And that's what's crazy to me.
I think there was some researchdone where it was like we could
literally, with the amount ofwealth right now, give everyone.
I think it's like $3,000 amonth, but with the amount of
wealth right now, I'll giveeveryone.
I think it's like $3,000 amonth.
I'm still a capitalist.
I'm weird because I still wantto make money, but then I want

(02:27:39):
to help the world and give itall away.
So I'm so confusing to everyone.

Speaker 2 (02:27:43):
We're called Southern Democrats.
That's who we are Right.

Speaker 1 (02:27:48):
Perfect Southern Democrats Hi y'all.

Speaker 6 (02:27:52):
I've never heard that phrase before.
Yeah, no, I've never heard that.
No, it's like it's uh.

Speaker 2 (02:27:58):
Fiscally responsible, socially liberal, for lack of a
better word but like a littlebit we're a little bit slutty, a
little bit uh, but we savemoney in the long run.
Is really?
We're fiscally conservative,socially liberal.

Speaker 6 (02:28:14):
OK, I get that.
Yeah, that's a good way ofdescribing it.
So I am personally not liberal,I'm personally conservative,
for my own personal choices, youknow what I mean.
But at the same time I and thenI just believe, I just believe
state and religion personallyshould be separated.
I just believe state andreligion personally should be

(02:28:37):
separated.
Yes, please, even though Istill pray for a country and
even though I would stillappreciate a president that
prayed for a country in what waythey chose to, as long as it's
all going towards a positivething and a better.
Yes, you know what I?

Speaker 5 (02:28:52):
mean yeah, I think the world's just too gone.
Unfortunately, it's all aboutpower.
Yeah, it's disgusting.

Speaker 6 (02:29:00):
Stupid.
So what do you?

Speaker 1 (02:29:02):
think when it comes to power and self.

Speaker 6 (02:29:05):
Yeah, there is so much stuff that how do?
How do we change that?

Speaker 1 (02:29:10):
Yeah, that's hard.
I think it starts with uh uh,how do we change that?
That's hard.
I think it starts with for mepersonally, I think it starts
with good parenting.

Speaker 2 (02:29:16):
Yeah, try it again, I can't say it Parenting, thank
you, did you say parentingPaddington?

Speaker 1 (02:29:22):
Yes, good, paddington .
Y'all on this podcast arelearning more and more about my
speech impediment that I try tohide every day.

Speaker 6 (02:29:30):
Or are you just taking shots when we're not
looking?
That's the real question.

Speaker 1 (02:29:35):
Unfortunately no.
Five years speech therapy inelementary school.

Speaker 6 (02:29:39):
I think it's adorable .
Hello y'all, I like.

Speaker 5 (02:29:43):
Otole.

Speaker 6 (02:29:45):
It's part of what makes you you and the other day
at the event.
I say the other day.
We're about to have our thirdmonthly event and the last one
that I will be at publicly, so Ihope everyone can come out to
the rad bar um, she's going backto la and she's doing all sorts
of things, right?
yeah, it's not so much.
Don't forget the little people.
It's not so much that I'm goingto la per se.

(02:30:06):
It takes a lot of time toorganize these things and it's
coming to a point it's thatstupid point in my career where
I have to narrow my friends listdown.
You know what I mean, and Idon't mean that in like some
bougie way or whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:30:19):
It's just the trajectory after being in this
business and going at it for 20plus years, for sure you
literally need to focus on yeah,so you have to lose some things
, so you can and also like toprotect my mental health.

Speaker 4 (02:30:34):
Because it can become overwhelming.

Speaker 6 (02:30:36):
Because, like I, love everyone in Oklahoma, but
sometimes I'm like, why do Ifeel like a celebrity right now,
like I, and I can getoverstimulated because I'm still
a human, you know what I meanand and sometimes it can get a
little overwhelming you know.

Speaker 2 (02:30:51):
So that's why he and I were sitting back in the
corner table.
We're like we would love towatch this party from about 20
feet away.

Speaker 5 (02:30:57):
So I'm talking to the bar and I'm like guys stop no.

Speaker 1 (02:31:06):
I'm not going home with you.
I know, Well, maybe what kindof house you live in.

Speaker 5 (02:31:10):
Yeah, I'm like okay tonight.

Speaker 6 (02:31:12):
But the other reason is because I am stepping into an
executive producer and alsoproducer.
We talked about the levels ofproducers earlier.
You have your executiveproducers.
A lot of times they're going toput money in financially and
then they may or may not have adesignated duty in the film.
Tv world is totally different.
They have showrunners.
Totally different worldExecutive producers.

(02:31:33):
In the film world usuallythey're the ones that are
financing films and they'll havelike a little bit of
responsibility, or they'resilent financiers, got it, and
then sometimes those executiveproducers become actual
producers.
So producers are the oneswithout the executive word,
without the associate, that arethe ones that are there
basically development all theway through the end, that go up

(02:31:56):
and should accept the awards atthe Oscars and stuff like that.
So in this case I am going tonot only be an executive
producer but I'm going to alsobe an on-set producer, along
with Adam Rob.
So we're both executiveproducers but really, at the end
of the day, producer isactually the bigger title,
because we're the ones that areresponsible for putting the

(02:32:18):
entire team together, from topto bottom, to cast, to all of
that, the team, if not all theteam, will see you Right,
Whereas an executive producer alot of times, yeah, it's that
financial and it's like hey.
Big time office.
Do your thing business.
Yeah, yeah, like.
So I'm very blessed to have thewilliams, who, you know,

(02:32:40):
believe in me and believe inthis story and think it's the
right thing to do, becausethey're like, we trust you.
After I introduced my team andI went through the whole thing
with them and was verytransparent, you know, it's like
we trust what you're doing, solike we'll keep them in the loop
, but at the end of the day,they trust that we are
filmmakers that are going to dothe best possible thing to not

(02:33:01):
only it's not even just aboutmaking money, it's about people
seeing right, you know gettingthe message and the story.

Speaker 1 (02:33:08):
Yeah, yeah yeah, well , let talk about.

Speaker 4 (02:33:11):
Let's get back to funny.

Speaker 2 (02:33:13):
Hot fart theory.
Hot fart theory.

Speaker 4 (02:33:16):
I don't even have regular cold farts yeah.
What did?

Speaker 2 (02:33:19):
you even say Try, to get started over.
Hot farts, cold farts, ready togo Farts, jesus Christ.

Speaker 3 (02:33:27):
I have a theory about farts and it's called my hot
fart theory.
Okay, and I'm pretty surescience will back me up on this.

Speaker 2 (02:33:34):
I am a scientist.

Speaker 3 (02:33:38):
You know what a fart is going to smell based on if
it's hot coming out of your butt.
That's how you know.
Think about this If you arebaking cookies or brownies, you
can smell that smell permeatesthe house because it's hot.
You're heating them up and heatcarries smell.
You don't smell ice cream whenyou're eating it Not until you
taste it.
Technically, you smell it, soyou know a fart's going to smell

(02:34:02):
if it's hot.
I hate this.
If it's not hot coming out ofyour butt, then you're in the
clear Do you guys really fartthat often that you notice the
temperature change.

Speaker 6 (02:34:13):
He does, but we don't .

Speaker 5 (02:34:15):
That's a him thing.

Speaker 6 (02:34:17):
Yeah, it's a weird thing.
Okay, when in a relationship doyou fart?

Speaker 4 (02:34:19):
I'm a fart artist.

Speaker 6 (02:34:20):
Oh, we farted.

Speaker 5 (02:34:21):
This is a new thing for me right now.

Speaker 6 (02:34:23):
No, we farted oh are you new relationship-y?

Speaker 2 (02:34:25):
Yeah, Kind of but it's not going good.
What do you mean?
It's not going good?

Speaker 4 (02:34:31):
I have questions.

Speaker 2 (02:34:32):
I'm not happy.
Oh F that guy.

Speaker 5 (02:34:38):
After the podcast conversation when is that like
not weird, but also natural?

Speaker 1 (02:34:45):
Oh, farting in front of each other, yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:34:47):
It might have been first date.
At this point I don't reallyknow.

Speaker 1 (02:34:49):
No, it wasn't first, probably third have you ever
farted someone.

Speaker 5 (02:34:53):
The first date.

Speaker 2 (02:34:54):
No, we did not fart the first date.

Speaker 5 (02:34:56):
Because I haven't.
It's been like five months.

Speaker 6 (02:35:00):
Again, you're talking to the girl that rarely farts.

Speaker 5 (02:35:02):
Oh, that's right I forgot.

Speaker 6 (02:35:05):
No, I have had no, so I rarely do, but every now and
then, when it does happen, I'mlike oh, I think it's going to
happen or you're like that oneis far for sure.

Speaker 2 (02:35:14):
I'm going to fart.
It's amazing.
It's like the first of the year.

Speaker 1 (02:35:20):
Everyone be silent.
I would say, like I have animportant announcement to make
Apparently I do in my sleep bythe time, yeah, by the time you
have a sleepover.

Speaker 6 (02:35:32):
I feel like if you're sleeping over a couple nights a
week at that point, then it'sokay.

Speaker 2 (02:35:37):
Then it's no longer weird and it's natural.

Speaker 6 (02:35:38):
But you have had to have had a couple sleepovers.

Speaker 2 (02:35:41):
I would agree.

Speaker 6 (02:35:43):
I think that's fair and always let him do it first,
please always let him.

Speaker 2 (02:35:48):
Do it first.
What if you're sleeping?
Sleep farts don't count.

Speaker 6 (02:35:51):
Don't ever fall asleep before, then't count.
Don't ever fall asleep beforethem.
Just don't ever fall asleepbefore them, or you're doomed
dude, don't open your butthole.

Speaker 5 (02:36:02):
You've never seen yourself like when I sleep, I'm
so ugly and I'm like no, pleasedon't spend the night start with
your fart machine.
We're having girl talk, girltalk.

Speaker 3 (02:36:18):
I'm going to continue with the hot farts, hot fart
theory.
That's how you know in public.

Speaker 2 (02:36:23):
But pause, wait, I agree.
I do agree that hot farts aredefinitely probably going to
have a smell, but it doesn'thave to be hot to smell.

Speaker 6 (02:36:33):
Hey, but serious talk .
Have you guys been aroundsomeone who's on keto when they
fart?
Yes, I have you're on keto youI don't have any sort of sense
of smell like very little andeven I can smell keto farts.

Speaker 5 (02:36:51):
It is awful.

Speaker 2 (02:36:52):
Meaty farts.

Speaker 5 (02:36:53):
Yeah, I was going to say because it's all meat right,
it's protein, farts and fat andlike ugh.

Speaker 2 (02:36:57):
Protein farts are a different smell.

Speaker 1 (02:36:59):
Those are protein farts.

Speaker 2 (02:37:01):
Protein farts.

Speaker 1 (02:37:02):
I think I have a sound bite.

Speaker 5 (02:37:04):
Well.

Speaker 1 (02:37:04):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (02:37:05):
Protein farts.

Speaker 1 (02:37:07):
Okay, okay, let's go into raps.
Let's hear some guy rapping.

Speaker 2 (02:37:14):
Failed freestyle three Eric Dunn.

Speaker 6 (02:37:17):
I love.

Speaker 7 (02:37:17):
Eric Yo.
My name is Eric Dunn and I livedown in the south.
When I woke up this morning, Ihad a bunch of cum in my sack.
What?

Speaker 2 (02:37:27):
I had a bunch of cum in my mouth.

Speaker 7 (02:37:29):
Okay, here we go.
I still feel sleep Before Ibrush my teeth.
I gotta beat my mom, hey man.
I'm a real gangster, you kids.

Speaker 5 (02:37:37):
Is pretending this my side bitch, but he don't know
that I'm pregnant and I killniggas.

Speaker 2 (02:37:42):
Wait, what the fuck.
What the fuck.
Tim up in the house, what?
What?
Got a dick up in my mouth?
Shit, no.

Speaker 3 (02:37:52):
No man, my name is Eric Dunn and my pussy is wet.

Speaker 7 (02:37:55):
See, I'm a teacher.
With this heat, take a seat inmy class.
The cinema might kill the beatwhile I'm eating his ass.
What?

Speaker 3 (02:38:01):
you mean I can't stop my swag heavy, that's pants off
.
You keep killing this track,then I'm going to give you a
handjob.

Speaker 1 (02:38:12):
There's some music for your movies.

Speaker 6 (02:38:16):
Jesus, I love you.

Speaker 2 (02:38:18):
Please say a prayer in the middle, so we can be.

Speaker 1 (02:38:21):
You can probably license some of that music if
you wanted to, you probablylicensed it.

Speaker 2 (02:38:28):
Well, that's all I'm saying you told me to be here
with Shane today.

Speaker 1 (02:38:32):
You did.

Speaker 2 (02:38:32):
Because he needed a laugh.

Speaker 4 (02:38:35):
Because Lauren needed a chuckle today.

Speaker 1 (02:38:37):
Oh, baby Jesus Sweet baby Jesus in the manger.
Did you need to help yoursoundtrack?
There you go, can you?

Speaker 6 (02:38:44):
freestyle.
Give me a freestyle, dude, comeon, bring it I can't, I can't,
I need.

Speaker 5 (02:39:05):
Here wait.

Speaker 6 (02:39:12):
What did you just put in your mouth, dude?
Nothing, nothing.

Speaker 1 (02:39:13):
We're going to continue you put the long stick,
just put in your mouth, dude,nothing, nothing, we're going to
continue.
You put the long stick, nothingin my mouth, let's go to church
.

Speaker 6 (02:39:18):
I worked through the finger in your mouth, and then
you got to do this.
Look how pretty you is, ooh,with your glasses on.

Speaker 7 (02:39:25):
Just think about it.
Look at that Nine years ago youwas in my balls.

Speaker 2 (02:39:44):
I need.
Years ago you was in my balls,so the next, so apparently we
need to add a class in highschool on how to explain how the

Speaker 4 (02:39:51):
reproductive process that's not how you explained the
birds and the bees.

Speaker 1 (02:39:56):
What happened?
That's not the birds and thebees talk.
That's not how that should go.

Speaker 2 (02:40:02):
Is Molly's birthday next.
No, what?
Whose birthday is next?
Jay Dan's birthday is next.
Well, she can't read.
So for Molly's birthday I'mgonna say how old is she gonna
be?
Seven, eight years ago you werebirthday is like.
Well, she can't read, so formolly's birthday I'm gonna say
how many, how old is she gonnabe seven?

Speaker 1 (02:40:18):
eight years ago you were gonna be telling her that
eight years ago you were indaddy's balls, let's, let's.
Uh, yeah, we need to.
Let's reset.
Let's, here we go, yeah okay,let's go.

Speaker 5 (02:40:33):
People always ask me what my pronouns are.
My pronouns are let me see themtitties.

Speaker 2 (02:40:42):
Let me see them titties.

Speaker 1 (02:40:47):
Grandpappy wants.
What grandpappy wants.

Speaker 5 (02:40:50):
Oh, pappy, pappy's so funny.

Speaker 1 (02:40:54):
I don't even know what this one is.
Let's see.
Okay grandpappy wants, oh pappy.

Speaker 6 (02:40:57):
Pappy's so funny I don't even know what this one is
.
Okay, okay, oh, wait, is this?

Speaker 4 (02:41:06):
Someone got sick yeah .

Speaker 1 (02:41:08):
Either someone got sick or someone came out of
someone's balls.

Speaker 5 (02:41:11):
No, I can't.
That is a lot of jizz.

Speaker 1 (02:41:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:41:14):
That is so gross.
They had quintuplets.
That just didn't make it.

Speaker 1 (02:41:19):
I hate that Of course , but with a man that was a
bitch.

Speaker 2 (02:41:25):
Can we replay that again?
Do it again.
Oh, that's a good pause.

Speaker 6 (02:41:30):
I need to replay, though.
Let's go back Back to one agood pause.

Speaker 4 (02:41:34):
Yeah, I need to replay, though let's, let's go
back back to one.

Speaker 7 (02:41:36):
Let's hear it.
There we go.
I used to be in a lesbianrelationship not with a woman,
of course but with a man thatwas a bitch oh no, taylor, raise
your hand that was me

Speaker 6 (02:41:49):
for the first time in my life I can can say that I'm
a proud Christian lesbian.
There you go.

Speaker 4 (02:41:55):
There we go.

Speaker 6 (02:41:56):
Like, no doubt For real.

Speaker 2 (02:41:58):
We've all been lesbians.
It's a part of our life.

Speaker 1 (02:42:00):
There's the title of theepisode Daniel told me that his
mom listened to the last podcast.

Speaker 4 (02:42:07):
Oh my goodness, I'm going to have to block some
people from this y'all you will.

Speaker 6 (02:42:10):
I'm going to have to block some people from this.

Speaker 5 (02:42:11):
y'all you will and I said let's not do that can we
not have her.

Speaker 2 (02:42:17):
Listen, I can't look at her now well, you know what
did we talk about?

Speaker 6 (02:42:24):
flavors, yeah, we'll talk about that later there's so
much we have to talk aboutlater.
What are we going to talk aboutnow?

Speaker 1 (02:42:35):
We're going to talk about birds.
She likes watching birds.

Speaker 6 (02:42:38):
Here you go.
You like watching birds?

Speaker 2 (02:42:41):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (02:42:41):
What's happening?

Speaker 1 (02:42:44):
There's eggs in the nest.

Speaker 5 (02:42:49):
Why are there balls?
That's a dog ball, bad man butt.

Speaker 2 (02:42:52):
Oh, it's dog balls.
It's a chihuahua.

Speaker 4 (02:42:54):
It's a chihuahua balls.
I love your chihuahua.
Why you gotta run into?

Speaker 5 (02:43:01):
dog balls man, god damn, because I can see this
going on in your house.

Speaker 2 (02:43:05):
What's that you wake up in the morning, let me use my
pet to go viral.

Speaker 1 (02:43:09):
Molly and Sawyer are like look, mom, the bird laid
eggs.

Speaker 2 (02:43:15):
It's a robin.

Speaker 4 (02:43:19):
I didn't know eggs were hairy.

Speaker 1 (02:43:20):
Here we go.

Speaker 6 (02:43:22):
All right.

Speaker 4 (02:43:25):
What are you doing?
What are you doing?

Speaker 5 (02:43:29):
What are you doing?
What are you doing, oh, whatare you doing?
What?

Speaker 2 (02:43:34):
are you doing?
Oh Boom.

Speaker 6 (02:43:47):
Did you just fart what?
Oh, no, no, no why, would youdo that to your child I?

Speaker 4 (02:44:09):
have a story I have a story.
This is funny as shit.
I have a story.

Speaker 2 (02:44:16):
Seriously, I was that child.
This Pokemon's going crazy.
I think little Asian babies aremy favorite.
I know that haircut.

Speaker 5 (02:44:26):
Oh my God, run, run, run, run Run.

Speaker 4 (02:44:32):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:44:35):
Sam's finger, oh my God, oh God, oh Sam's finger, oh
my God.

Speaker 4 (02:44:39):
I'm so excited, the fuck, I'm so excited, oh my God.

Speaker 2 (02:44:49):
Baby, why you dumb?

Speaker 1 (02:44:51):
That's not a karate kid.

Speaker 4 (02:44:53):
Okay, baby, why?

Speaker 6 (02:44:57):
you dumb, that's not a karate kid.
You guys do this to your kids.

Speaker 1 (02:45:00):
Yeah, we do, oh, I do it all the time I do.

Speaker 6 (02:45:02):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 1 (02:45:03):
And they're adults and I still do it, I do that we
lived in Harrah, right.

Speaker 6 (02:45:06):
Okay, so scorpions in rural areas.
So we always had thesescorpions show up.
So my brother's like two yearsold and he's like he's missing.
We're freaking out.
We find him.
He's got a scorpion tailhanging out of his mouth, right.
Super trauma as a child.
Well, my parents, instead ofhelping us like learn that

(02:45:29):
scorpions are living things andlike that all things should be
loved and that just likescorpions, they're from hell
well them are demons.
They look like lobsters and mydad thought it would be real
funny to come home with alobster carcass, put it on the
back patio, covered it with anapkin, you said.

(02:45:51):
Er Said Aaron, go get thatnapkin and bring it inside.
This is the kind of parent no,my mom's wonderful my father.
On the other hand, I uncoverthat lobster carcass.
I thought it was a giantscorpion.
Oh See, this is the kind ofparent that I would be.
That's why I don't havechildren.

(02:46:11):
It's fun though.
It's the kind of parent that Iwould be.

Speaker 1 (02:46:13):
That's why I don't have children.
It's fun though.

Speaker 2 (02:46:15):
It's the kind of aunt that I am.
It's a little bit.

Speaker 5 (02:46:18):
Auntie life Hashtag auntie for life.
Exactly, it's a little bit fun.

Speaker 1 (02:46:22):
It is a little bit fun.
Here's some advice for you.
Oh Dude, the best way to hideyour farts is to scream really
loudly, right when you fart likethis, here we go.

Speaker 4 (02:46:34):
Can y'all hug?
Each other.
Can y'all hug each other?
Oh no.

Speaker 5 (02:46:59):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 (02:47:01):
I mean now, you know I mean, now you know when are
you going.
I love you.

Speaker 4 (02:47:06):
Where are you going?

Speaker 2 (02:47:07):
Where are you?

Speaker 4 (02:47:09):
going yeah, oh.
Okay, where are you going?

Speaker 5 (02:47:10):
Yeah, oh okay, oh my God.

Speaker 3 (02:47:20):
Okay.
So I'm going to get out andclose the door and you can say
all the bad words you want andwhen you're done I'm going to
let you out, okay?

Speaker 2 (02:47:26):
Okay.
Deal.
They're so cute.

Speaker 6 (02:47:30):
This is good parenting right.

Speaker 4 (02:47:32):
Right, oh, what the fuck, what the fuck.

Speaker 1 (02:47:40):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (02:47:42):
What is fuck?
Oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (02:47:47):
Okay, we share all the memes about how children are
weak and can't do what we usedto do this thing, literally,
you're supposed to run up thisramp jump, grab a cane.

Speaker 1 (02:47:56):
Okay, okay, get it, dude, get it.
Oh no, he didn't, he failed.
Oh no, he is not your AmericanNinja Warrior.
I want to wash my car, though.

Speaker 5 (02:48:08):
Oh no.

Speaker 7 (02:48:09):
At Fountain Zone we're always looking for quality
solutions to make detailingfaster more efficient and highly
satisfying.
This groundbreaking couple-puntsystem maximizes potential and
new skills.

Speaker 2 (02:48:22):
Okay, all right, no, look, he's having a great time.

Speaker 1 (02:48:26):
I'm going to start a mobile detailing business.
What are?

Speaker 6 (02:48:29):
you going to call it.
So, if you'll ask me mythoughts on selective breeding.

Speaker 2 (02:48:35):
This would be a perfect example of why I say yes
to selective breeding, please.

Speaker 4 (02:48:41):
It's called.

Speaker 1 (02:48:43):
I'm calling it money shots.
Car detailing that's what I'mcalling it.

Speaker 2 (02:48:47):
Money shots, yeah, money shots Perfect.

Speaker 5 (02:48:50):
Oh man.

Speaker 6 (02:48:53):
Good stuff.
Still sneezing, oh man, that'sgood stuff, oh still sneezing
sounds like a wet fart oh no, noone watched what's in the
cooler?
What's left?

Speaker 2 (02:49:03):
you guys are turning back into an alcoholic in one
freaking session here you go.

Speaker 6 (02:49:11):
Oh, it's a six pack.
Yes, where's my old man?

Speaker 2 (02:49:14):
Oh, where's Taylor the old man, my girl, old man
Taylor.

Speaker 6 (02:49:20):
It's okay, I probably need to wait anyways.

Speaker 1 (02:49:23):
That was just part one.

Speaker 2 (02:49:24):
That's a good time for her to go to the bathroom.
Good Me too.

Speaker 6 (02:49:28):
Okay, oh my.
God Shane no.
I am surrounded by pee pee noit's okay, because now we can
have intimate therapeuticconversations.

Speaker 4 (02:49:35):
Sure.

Speaker 6 (02:49:36):
We're with feelings.
Oh shit, now it's all on me,dude.

Speaker 1 (02:49:46):
You just broke our camera.

Speaker 6 (02:49:50):
Is it still shooting?

Speaker 1 (02:49:51):
No.

Speaker 6 (02:49:53):
Did you really break the camera, or?
Yeah, see, this is what they'regonna.

Speaker 1 (02:49:56):
This is how it's frozen.

Speaker 6 (02:49:57):
Now right here what happened right here?
No, it can be fixed right we'llsee, I'll get it going.

Speaker 1 (02:50:09):
I'll get it going.

Speaker 6 (02:50:10):
May have to change the camera angle if not, we can
always just pick up the phoneand the tripod and finish it out
and edit together, right oh.

Speaker 1 (02:50:17):
I'll get it.

Speaker 6 (02:50:18):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (02:50:20):
I'll get it, don't be mad at me.

Speaker 6 (02:50:22):
That's why I don't buy nice.
That's why I don't buy nice.
It's not your fault, you didn'tdo anything.

Speaker 1 (02:50:35):
That's why just use my damn phone and the iPod,
because, like every time, I'mlike bruh it's just going to be
a little different camera setup.

Speaker 4 (02:50:38):
That's all We'll go a little closer.

Speaker 1 (02:50:44):
The podcast is still going.
Yes, hide it, hide it all.
Nothing happened here.
Nothing happened.

Speaker 6 (02:50:53):
I guess I probably should check my phone too while
we're taking a break.
The camera went down.
What did you do?

Speaker 4 (02:51:00):
Casey took it down.

Speaker 1 (02:51:05):
Let's see what we can do.
Take it down.
Take it down.
Let's see, let's man.
I wish I could play somethingfor people that was like here.
Let me, let me see if I can dothis, if this will fix it.

Speaker 7 (02:51:26):
Oh wait.

Speaker 6 (02:51:41):
I have 87 auditions in my in-law.
What 87?
No, no, no, I get a lot ofauditions, holy mackerel, I'm
sorry, I stopped submittingbecause I have an average of
about 10 a week without measking to be submitted.
But no, I have mentees that aresending me auditions.

Speaker 5 (02:51:58):
And it's like I want to be a supportive person.

Speaker 4 (02:52:01):
But at the same time.

Speaker 6 (02:52:02):
It's really hard, yeah, because I don't have any
time even for my family rightnow, and how do you pick?
One.
You know what I mean and youdon't want to be like, hey, I
don't have time for you, butit's a real thing.
Oh man, you know what I mean.
That's why I'm trying to getyou hooked up with the right
acting coach or whatever,because I can't always be there
for you, yeah, damn.
But then I feel bad because youknow my heart, shane, and that's

(02:52:25):
another reason why I have tostep away from these events,
because people come to count onme so much and then it affects
my mental health if I can't bethere for them because you want
to be right but you're stretchedtoo thin.
I feel like a jerk, and then sofor me, the solution is to not
make myself as available topeople right now, in this moment
because, I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:52:48):
I want to only be an encouraging and inspiring man
sure, but you also want to onlybe an encouraging and inspiring
mentor Sure, but you also wantto put out the best product
possible.
You can't do that stretch sothin?

Speaker 4 (02:53:00):
No.

Speaker 1 (02:53:00):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 6 (02:53:02):
Exactly, yeah, exactly.
And so it's like I had a kidthe other day.
He was like well, how do you dothis?
And I was like, oh my gosh, youreally just need to take a
producing class.
Dude Like you're literallyasking me to walk you through
the things that I volunteered 20years of my life to learn.
And I don't want to be rude topeople, but the reality is I've

(02:53:23):
lost my fucking ass bro.

Speaker 1 (02:53:25):
Well, it's like, don't try to take a shortcut,
it's not going to work.
Don't try to take a shortcut,yeah, it's not going to work.
Like it only works in like aminutia of the top percent, that
like all of a sudden they havestardom and it was kind of
accidental in a way.

Speaker 6 (02:53:45):
And very rare.

Speaker 1 (02:53:47):
Right, it's rare, so there's not a shortcut you have
to put in the work.

Speaker 6 (02:53:54):
No, you definitely have to do the work.
And it's like, and I will goahead and are we live right now?
Still, I would love old man,before I go into this
inspirational story, would youmind cracking this cider,
cracking my 2.0% cider?
I had to check in and make surethat no one needed me.
It's supposed to be my day off,but as a producer, you never
really have a day off.
I had to check in and make surethat no one needed me as far as
it's supposed to be my day off,but as a producer, you never

(02:54:16):
really have a day off, becauseanything could happen.
Who just text?
Speaking of someone?
Who's texting the person I wasactually getting ready to tell
you guys a story about?
I think name dropping is sotacky.
Texting, uh, the person that Iwas actually getting ready to
tell you guys a story about.
Um, I'm I.
I think name dropping is sotacky.

(02:54:36):
Um, I want to oh yeah, I wantto share stories of the people
that I love that are doingamazing things, but I want to do
it because they're doingamazing things, not because I
need to attach myself to theircelebrity, if that makes sense,
and I think everyone thatapproaches this entertainment
industry needs to come into thiswith that train of thought too.

(02:55:03):

Speaker 5 (02:55:04):
Oh man, oh, you cracked it, I cracked it girl.

Speaker 1 (02:55:07):
Cracked it.

Speaker 5 (02:55:08):
What Celebrity?

Speaker 6 (02:55:10):
You don't want to say names, but Very rarely some
people will get that one luckybreak sure but it is very few
and far between that is rare,rare, rare.
That's like rarer than in afootball player making it to
college and then the nfl,absolutely absolutely you have

(02:55:30):
to put the work in absolutely,and a lot of people will tell me
and I don't take this credityet, but a lot of people will
tell me you're in the top 1%,aaron.
No one has been able to raisefunds for a film and we'll see.
I got to get to the finish line.
It could still not happen.
You know what I mean, and younever want to over-promise in

(02:55:54):
this industry.
Something that's very importantis under promise over deliver,
sure, always, because otherwiseyou look like a joke, you know,
and that's a big problem.
But an example of someone who Iknow personally, who is very
close to my heart um, you knowhe was in hollywood.
He was working in hollywood fora long time.
He was one, one of those guysthat literally had 18 abs, guys

(02:56:14):
Like a Greek Adonis, you know.

Speaker 5 (02:56:17):
I would like to meet that person.

Speaker 6 (02:56:20):
That's how he felt that he needed to look like,
because that was the standardthat was being set during that
time in our industry.
Like looks did matter then, andthey still do to a degree, but
I think we're making someimprovement and that makes me
very happy.
Yeah, yes, yes, guys, don'thave it as difficult as women.

Speaker 1 (02:56:42):
No way, like I mean, shane, like you know what
they'll do.

Speaker 6 (02:56:45):
They'll cast you with a 30-year-old wife and we're
like lies, Because this makessense.

Speaker 1 (02:56:53):
Because that's what this guy can pull.

Speaker 6 (02:56:57):
You know, and no doubt I'm proud of Everything
you're accomplishing.

Speaker 4 (02:57:01):
But also, no doubt.

Speaker 6 (02:57:03):
That women in this industry Do have a more
difficult time and there's a lotmore expected From our
appearance.
But even in Hollywood, men getthis body, body dysmorphia.
Yeah, okay, to the point towhere not only was he taking
acting classes, but it was likemy gosh bro, like you.

(02:57:24):
Couldn't be more perfect.
He was up for superman againstum what was henry, yeah, against
henry.
What screen test after screen.
This is what happens inhollywood after you go on these
multiple against Henry.
Screen test after screen thisis what happens in Hollywood
After you go on these multipleauditions.
Finally, you start gettingscreen test after screen test
after screen test.
So the way that things happenhere in Oklahoma are not
actually the way things happenin the real entertainment world

(02:57:49):
out there, where things aregoing on.
And he went through multiplescreen tests and it was down to
those two Wow and he had been IsHenry and he had been fighting
forroles.
He'd been on multiple, you knowhe'd been on NCIS.
He'd been on multiple differentTV shows.
You know doing what we're doing, shane, which is like taking

(02:58:09):
those co-star roles, takingthose you know, guest star roles
, or those major supportings,minor supportings or whatever,
and not anymore.
But whenever he found out thatthey chose Henry, like, it
literally devastated him and allhe could think is like was I

(02:58:32):
not hot enough?
Was I not?
There was such this like imagein his head that hollywood made
him feel that he had to have,and it was such a lie.
it was such a lie you know, sowhat happens two weeks later is
that he gets called in to do ascreen test for a pilot for a
completely new type of TV show,something that's never been done

(02:58:56):
before.
And I call them my godfather.
They're my film family and so Ijust call them that because,
again, the name dropping thingto me is gross.
But my godfather was like, look, you have a chance to go to
this table read with thesepeople.
And they were like it's acomedy.

(02:59:17):
And they're like go to thistable read.
It's a CW show, let it be yourlast thing.
And if you don't want to do itanymore, it's okay.
It's okay, you've done a greatjob.
Like you've done all of thesethings.
My godfather told my godbrother, if you don't get a role within
a year, I don't want you doingthis, and that's coming from a

(02:59:38):
father who's been a producer inthe business.
My godfather is the one thatmade Reese's Pieces on ET when
Eminem declined.
My godfather is the one thatwent to Reese's and made sure
that Reese's was in ET, and sothey actually have him to thank.

Speaker 1 (02:59:53):
That's awesome.

Speaker 6 (02:59:54):
That's why I love that candy and plus Reese's
pieces are the bomb.

Speaker 5 (03:00:00):
That's right.
I love Reese's pieces, oh Ilove them.

Speaker 6 (03:00:02):
So, you know, he was kind of going through and he's
like, okay, fine, I'll go tothis screen test.
And the screen test went well.
He decided to go ahead and gomeet up, I guess, with the
actors in the table read andwhat happened is is that he got

(03:00:22):
cast as the lead role of rafaeland jane the virgin, which is a
telenovela that was on cw.
Yeah, they ended up winningmultiple emmys for that.
He's justin baldoni and he wasraf.
That's awesome, and he wasliterally at his end and didn't
want to do it anymore.
And finally, god, as hebelieves as well as I do, even
though he's Baha'i.
It's different thanChristianity.

(03:00:42):
But, at the end of the day, weboth believe in the same thing,
which is like kindness andbuilding each other up and like
doing good, you know.
And he didn't know how thatshow was going to end up turning
out and everyone called him anovernight sensation.
No, no, he hit the grind.
For years We've been thereworking and watching him and

(03:01:05):
watching him struggle and dealwith this body dysmorphia and
this idea that he had to go tothe gym four times a day, not
eat any more than 10 carbs a day.
All of this stuff and, at theend of the day, the role that
made him was the role that wasreal.
I mean, he was still gorgeousand had the abs and everything

(03:01:25):
like that, but that's not whatwas required for the role.
That TV show ended up lastingfive years and had many.
Emmy nominations and, as aresult of that, he's gone on and
used his wealth and his, hiscelebrity, to write books for
young men who are dealing withbeing men without men, as

(03:01:46):
parents, as fathers yeah, youknow, kids that don't have
fathers can read these books andreally just understand, like
you know.
And and also toxic masculinity,like and I don't mean fathers
can read these books and reallyjust understand, like you know.
And and also toxic masculinity,like and I don't mean it's okay
to be masculine and I thinkthat's gonna be like, oh, you're
so woke because you're like amasculine toxicity.
We don't mean that.
I love a man.

Speaker 2 (03:02:07):
Man, yeah, dude, I want you to take out my trash
like you know all the thingsthat you're supposed to do, I
don't have to.

Speaker 6 (03:02:14):
Yeah, but it's the other stuff is toxic in this
belief that you have to havethis certain whatever.
And so he's gone on to use acelebrity to build up children
without parents and things likethat.
And he actually just finishedwrapping up a film with Blake
Lively opposite.
Blake Lively is the lead andnow he is executive producer of

(03:02:35):
Scarlett Johansson's directorialdebut.

Speaker 2 (03:02:38):
Woo.
Look at him, snaps her.

Speaker 6 (03:02:42):
And I only share that story because there are so many
people that are like, oh, Iwant to give up, or, oh, it's
not going to happen for me.
You know what?
If you do the work, if youbelieve in yourself but you have
to do the work, you can't justexpect it to be put upon.
You Pray for those things,great, but you still have to do

(03:03:04):
the work.
In this idea that we can justit should just happen.
Yeah, it's not a reality.
I deserve it.
Yeah, and you probably like do,but still you, still, you gotta
most of the people that thinkthat way probably don't.
I mean honestly and I just Ijust want to share with the

(03:03:24):
world that that you know like,and what he's done, the things
that he's done with his wealth,is that amazing.
He's now gotten a 175 milliondollar investment from steve
starowitz, who he's now fundingfilms that inspire social change
and, honestly, just talkingabout spirituality and like
letting people know it's okay totalk about these things that
are real life.

(03:03:45):
Yeah, like we need to talkabout these things, guys, like
seriously.
Yeah, you know what I mean,because that's the only way
we're going to get through thisshit.
You just heard Aaron cuss.
Oh my God, that's the only way,guys, we are caca Breaking
Aaron one minute at a time.

Speaker 2 (03:04:01):
Snap, snap, snap.

Speaker 6 (03:04:03):
That's the only way we're going to get through this
crap together.

Speaker 2 (03:04:06):
Caca is fucking caca Hell yeah, I, I'm so glad that
you edited shit.
Yeah, well, I mean it cuts allthe time.

Speaker 6 (03:04:15):
It's true, like you know, but it won't so.

Speaker 1 (03:04:20):
Not to get Super personal but, this is a lead way
into our Next segment.
Did I say that wrong?

Speaker 6 (03:04:29):
Do you have a guess?
For the next segment Is How'sthe love life?

Speaker 1 (03:04:35):
Are you single?
Are you taken?
Is it Facebook?
It's complicated.

Speaker 5 (03:04:42):
Is it bullshit like mine?
Come on, maybe one of them.

Speaker 6 (03:04:46):
I know this is kind of a sensitive subject for a lot
of people.
I am legally married, but Imade the choice and I gave this
person this conversation.
Um, you either got to be readyto be all in or you got to be
ready to be all out, yeah, andso all the secrets got to come

(03:05:06):
out.
If there's anything now that weneed to know about, we're gonna
deal with it now.
And if you don't want to gothrough that with me, then
you're going to be all out.
Yes, you've either got to beall in as a partner or all out.
Yes, Okay.

(03:05:30):
So when I'm walking that redcarpet, the decision has been
made that I'm going to walk thatred carpet alone Got it.
It's my family's choice.
I don't want my family'shistory and everything to be
brought up as a result of mysuccess, and if there's
something that they don't wantto be opened up about themselves
, that they've battled or gonethrough, I don't want to put

(03:05:50):
them on display as a result ofmy success.

Speaker 1 (03:05:53):
Sure, I don't want to put them on display as a result
of my success?

Speaker 5 (03:05:58):
Sure.
Well, we have curated a groupof.

Speaker 1 (03:06:01):
I'll go on the red carpet.

Speaker 5 (03:06:02):
If you want, I would go with you.

Speaker 1 (03:06:04):
Single men that are looking for suitors Shut up Get
out Whatever.
She would.

Speaker 2 (03:06:12):
TikTok bachelor.

Speaker 6 (03:06:15):
No, no, no, let's look, let's look, get out
Whatever she would.
Tiktok bachelor.

Speaker 5 (03:06:17):
No, no, no, let's look, let's look.
All right, so our options areopen.

Speaker 6 (03:06:18):
We love TikTok, bachelor, that's funny that you
asked that, Shane, because a lotof people don't know or don't
understand.
But marriage is a weird,difficult thing.

Speaker 5 (03:06:26):
Yeah, it's work.

Speaker 6 (03:06:27):
And then being in this industry is a weird,
different thing, for sure.
But let's look at the Bachelors, because I know a lot of women,
myself included.

Speaker 2 (03:06:42):
Good morning Julia.
Oh Julia, my fucking coochielooks hanging out.

Speaker 1 (03:06:46):

Speaker 2 (03:06:49):

Speaker 1 (03:06:50):
Julia.
Yeah, so here we go, let's pullup our bachelors.
Hello, I'm dr john and lott red.

Speaker 7 (03:07:04):
I'm the founder of secrets of speed hitting.
I will tell you about blacklistand 18 systems, but people
think I'm lying.
Wow, I don't have blacklist and18 systems, but I I do.
No, oh, you do.
We might teach you how to dosomething like that, which is
four hits.
Why should you listen to me?
I don't know.
I told you how good I am.

Speaker 3 (03:07:20):
Okay, this will now put dynamite into your pipe.
Dynamite Nice.

Speaker 2 (03:07:28):
He is discombobulated .

Speaker 4 (03:07:35):
Kind dumb fuck.

Speaker 2 (03:07:37):
Thank you very much.
This is John Modret, 10thdegree black belt from the
backwoods of Oregon Backwoods.
Wait, was this on a dating site?
Is?

Speaker 6 (03:07:43):
that why you brought it up.
Yeah, this is TikTok.

Speaker 1 (03:07:46):
This is TikTok bachelors.

Speaker 6 (03:07:47):
Okay, because you said bachelors.
So I was like are we watchingdating videos?
And I was like embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (03:07:54):
Videos.
That should be dating videos.

Speaker 5 (03:07:56):
He's trying to find you a real good one trying to
find taylor a real good man andwe were looking for

Speaker 6 (03:08:03):
you, yes, anybody, and you anybody so hey guys, I
don't need anyone else in myinbox, I'm just saying like I
don't know why you guys think wewant to look at your dicks, but
we don't phallic photos orsomething, and I really said
that out loud as a, as a, asyeah I'm not really looking for

(03:08:24):
anyone, but it's unreal.
How many people will come in myinbox thinking that I am really
interested.

Speaker 1 (03:08:30):
Can you imagine what that guy can protect you from?

Speaker 4 (03:08:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:08:34):
Ninja dragon yeah, but that dude was better off
with a dick pic.

Speaker 1 (03:08:39):
You see that?
You see what I'm saying.
That was 48 hits right there,48.
48.

Speaker 6 (03:08:46):
All right, let's see who's next.

Speaker 2 (03:09:06):
All right, bachelor number two yes, don't do this
warning don don't do thisWarning don't do it, oh Jesus.

Speaker 1 (03:09:17):
This is especially for Aaron.

Speaker 4 (03:09:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:09:22):
Oh what?
No, that's what I want to do tothe devil, yeah.
Yeah.
That's what I want to do to thedevil.
Yeah In the name of Jesus.
I feel like Jesus would wantyou to not have a half shirt on.

Speaker 1 (03:09:37):
Okay, let's see.

Speaker 2 (03:09:40):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (03:09:44):
That's your shirt.

Speaker 6 (03:09:48):
These are the moments I question God and my faith,
because I'm like.
God, why would you make thisperson live an entire life on
this planet?

Speaker 1 (03:10:02):
That's a grown man in that seat.

Speaker 4 (03:10:05):
I'm so sorry, jesus, I know he's a son of yours.

Speaker 6 (03:10:08):
Lord, have mercy.

Speaker 1 (03:10:11):
You're never going to be able to watch a Spider-Man
movie again without seeing thatguy.

Speaker 2 (03:10:16):
I really appreciated his really quick spin move.

Speaker 6 (03:10:19):
I used to be really turned on by Spidey sense and
now my Spidey sense hasshriveled up.
Where's the Jameson guys?

Speaker 2 (03:10:27):
That's what I want to know.

Speaker 1 (03:10:30):
I got a Spidey tingling in my arachnid.
That's what I got a Spideytingling in my arachnid.
That's what I got.

Speaker 6 (03:10:35):
And your kegels.

Speaker 2 (03:10:37):
Yeah, with your kegel machine With my kegel device.

Speaker 7 (03:10:41):
All right here we go oh my God, Martial arts.
Oh, another martial arts.
I would like to show yousomething that's a little
different a little more arcane.
I will be extending aninvisible energy field that we
call the key through their body,through their central nervous
system, causing them to losepower and, for a moment, not to

(03:11:01):
be able to recover.
If you hit someone hard enoughwith key, which I will- Wait,
key Wait, that's wirelesscharging right.

Speaker 6 (03:11:08):
Key is like K-E-Y.
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (03:11:11):
You can stop the heartbeat?
What?

Speaker 6 (03:11:13):
he really means is cheat.
He can't even say the wordappropriately.
That's what we're trying to getat guys.

Speaker 7 (03:11:18):
He's a kid A full roundhouse kick and not flinch,
it's cheating.

Speaker 1 (03:11:23):
Oh, these guys he's going to do this against are
guys that can take on a fullroundhouse kick and not even
flinch Uh-uh.
Okay, the guys he's doing thisto, no flinching Real world
badass.

Speaker 6 (03:11:38):
Uh-uh, shut the front door.

Speaker 4 (03:11:40):
No watch.

Speaker 6 (03:11:40):
I don't believe it, watch this.

Speaker 7 (03:11:42):
Lies, I have to wave energy out of my body to disable
them.
Okay, come at me.

Speaker 6 (03:11:46):
He needs to visit my trauma teacher One more time,
one more time.

Speaker 7 (03:11:49):
Come at me, come Say For a moment a wave of energy
sweeps through their body.

Speaker 1 (03:11:54):
I know I felt it.
They don't know where they are.
Does he have shoulder pads onunder his gi?

Speaker 7 (03:11:58):
At that moment, of course.

Speaker 1 (03:11:59):
Seth, I felt it.

Speaker 7 (03:12:00):
Dislocate them all.

Speaker 1 (03:12:02):
Dislocate.
Yeah, oh boy, wow Wow.

Speaker 5 (03:12:16):
I didn't know Richard Simmons had a son either.

Speaker 1 (03:12:17):
That's a good point he must have.
He probably got money.
That's why I'm sweating to theoldies.
I'll never meet anyone likethat.
This is kind of a twofer.

Speaker 4 (03:12:22):
Okay, either this guy or oh yeah, I can't move my
feet.

Speaker 2 (03:12:42):
I can't move my feet.
Oh my God.

Speaker 6 (03:12:52):
This is proof that crack is different in different
parts of the world, crack iswhack.

Speaker 1 (03:13:00):
Truly truly is.

Speaker 6 (03:13:01):
Or speed of any kind Dude?
Could you do that withoutpassing out?

Speaker 5 (03:13:10):
No.
I can't who I'm dead.

Speaker 1 (03:13:14):
I'm dead.
Who'd you like out?

Speaker 2 (03:13:15):
of that group.
Who's your?

Speaker 1 (03:13:16):
pick.
That's it this week.

Speaker 5 (03:13:19):
Wait where's Winky man?

Speaker 1 (03:13:21):
Winky man.
He needs a break.
Taylor has rejected him.
He feels awful.

Speaker 2 (03:13:26):
It's been a month since we've seen Winky man and
I'm a little disappointed.

Speaker 6 (03:13:29):
I'm really offended that I don't get an option at
Winky man Because I don't likehaving a physical attraction
towards Richard Simmons.
I don't personally like smoking, methamphetamines or crack.

Speaker 1 (03:13:43):
You have to blame it on your competition.
She didn't pick Winky man inlike a season and a half.

Speaker 2 (03:13:50):
I think we've always picked Winky man.

Speaker 5 (03:13:52):
No, she hasn't, I love.

Speaker 6 (03:13:54):
Winky man Shut up.
I think we've always pickedWinky man, no she hasn't?

Speaker 2 (03:13:57):
I love Winky man, shut up I haven't been involved.
Show me Winky man, yeah, winkyman, winky.

Speaker 4 (03:14:00):
Man.

Speaker 2 (03:14:00):
Winky.

Speaker 1 (03:14:00):
Man.

Speaker 4 (03:14:01):
It's not that hard to find.
It's hard to find them.
We'll have to wait.

Speaker 1 (03:14:05):
I doubt that.
But what I want to play for younow is this goodness, don't
worry, we got you.
The doo-doo tent is here foryou.
You can shit in the desert.
Your backyard barbecuesfunerals family reunions.

Speaker 7 (03:14:21):
You just take that seat, put it together and put
that toilet thing on it and yousit down and you let that love
go, let that love go.

Speaker 4 (03:14:29):
Let that love go.

Speaker 7 (03:14:32):
You got to take a shit in a hurry.

Speaker 1 (03:14:33):
Don't worry, we got shit in a hurry.
Doodoo tent, doodoo tent, thedoodoo tent.

Speaker 6 (03:14:38):
Did you ever get the camera working again?

Speaker 1 (03:14:39):
Yeah, it's working.
I'm checking my frame?

Speaker 6 (03:14:42):
I'm not even in frame .

Speaker 1 (03:14:44):
No, not in frame.

Speaker 6 (03:14:45):
What kind of DP?

Speaker 5 (03:14:46):
are you?

Speaker 1 (03:14:50):
You have a camera on the wall, so.
So we did talk about going tothe gym, right?
I want to know if you guys getmad at seeing those fitness
couples doing shit.
You know, showing off Don'tmake me feel bad, right, but
anyway.

Speaker 6 (03:15:10):
No, there's a reason why I don't have a gym
membership any longer.
Like seriously.

Speaker 1 (03:15:14):
Maybe this is why, because people are gross, I
don't care.

Speaker 2 (03:15:18):
There is an equal and opposite reaction.

Speaker 6 (03:15:23):
For every action there is an equal and opposite
reaction.
Okay, Tell me you didn't likethat, please.

Speaker 1 (03:15:33):
Somebody, I don't know, somebody might have
Somebody.
You like goats?
She's taking her drink.

Speaker 6 (03:15:41):
She's like nah, I'm over it.
We just talked about goats andthe guy just had pure art
delivered right smack dab in hisfreaking face.
That's right, pure art.

Speaker 2 (03:15:51):
Pure art.
That's how I want you todescribe it on your Tinder.

Speaker 1 (03:15:56):
Well, this is.

Speaker 2 (03:15:57):
I possess pure art Below the waist, I possess pure
art.

Speaker 1 (03:16:03):
This is our last segment here.

Speaker 4 (03:16:05):
Okay, and.

Speaker 1 (03:16:06):
I have to do it because I have to stay on brand
with the podcast Heard.
Okay, all right, let me get itgoing here.
And here we go.
That was beautiful brand withthe podcast.
Okay, let me get it going here.

Speaker 4 (03:16:16):
Here we go.
That was beautiful, that wasbeautiful.

Speaker 6 (03:16:21):
That was beautiful.
Wow, there really are that manyweirdos in the world, bro, she
fell down.

Speaker 2 (03:16:30):
It's shit, it's shit.
Oh no, Sorry.
Do you want to hold it for asecond?
Ah, oh, oh, oh oh.

Speaker 4 (03:16:39):
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh don't go.

Speaker 2 (03:17:04):
Oh, the leg kick was a good one oh, there's, a turn.
I don't like that is that yoursno, is that yours?

Speaker 5 (03:17:15):
He's fucking in the mirror.
He's like I'm out.
Oh my gosh, they're like get meout.

Speaker 2 (03:17:31):
Run Dinner with Jesus ?
Well, that doesn't seem right.

Speaker 5 (03:17:37):
Hey Zeus, you and your farts.

Speaker 1 (03:17:40):
I gotta stay on brand , people Gotta stay on brand.

Speaker 6 (03:17:44):
I get the brand, but you invite the one guest and
never freaking has gas, that'sso weird.

Speaker 1 (03:17:51):
It's okay when you do .

Speaker 6 (03:17:52):
No and it's okay.
It is so weird I'm trying tolike it's okay when you do no
and it's okay.
It is okay, guys, it's okay ifyou don't it's okay that you're
not perfect like me, it's okay Iwonder yeah, like what happened
.

Speaker 2 (03:18:07):
What happened for who ?

Speaker 5 (03:18:08):
I don't know, how did that work.

Speaker 6 (03:18:13):
As Dr Shane Hargis explained earlier, I'm always
expelling gas, whether you cansmell it or hear it or not.
Most of the time it's probablycoming out of my mouth.

Speaker 5 (03:18:23):
Coming out of your eyeballs ears.
That's like Courtney, rightCourtney doesn't fart.

Speaker 2 (03:18:31):
I love her.

Speaker 5 (03:18:32):
Courtney doesn't fart .
Courtney, also oursister-in-law, she also doesn't
fart, gertie I love her.

Speaker 2 (03:18:34):
Courtney doesn't fart , so it just sleeps out of her.
Courtney doesn't fart.
Courtney also our sister-in-law, she also doesn't sweat what
you don't either.
I think that's a medical issue.
No, no, Courtney doesn't I know, but do you?

Speaker 6 (03:18:42):
Do you sweat?
Well, no, I do, and it's weirdbecause I'm always cold, so,
like I'm freezing, I'm shaking,and then I got this sweaty
armpit stuff going on.

Speaker 2 (03:18:53):
I'm like what is happening.
She doesn't sweat and shedoesn't stink.
I sweat.
I am told that I don't smell.
Even after day four, I've beentold that I have a very aromatic
See.
It sounds like there's acondition that you have Some
people that don't fart, don't.

Speaker 6 (03:19:11):
They don't fart and they don't stink it.

Speaker 1 (03:19:14):
They don't fart and they don't stink.

Speaker 2 (03:19:15):
It's called perfection and it's okay.
Oh, okay, I don't have the kids, I am not burdened with that.
It's called perfection.

Speaker 6 (03:19:26):
Real talk.
I actually don't have a senseof smell and it's not from COVID
.
I've never had a sense of smell.
That's lucky.
No, it's funny because mypartner that's been with me most
of my life, like he has animpeccable like nostril and like
I can't see and I can't smell,but I can hear, like three miles

(03:19:48):
away.
Wow, so you got, so like whenwe are are like on good old
couple terms you know what I?
Mean he's like do you smellthat?
And I'm like what?

Speaker 5 (03:20:00):
I can't hear you and you're like.
I can hear the birds threemiles away.

Speaker 2 (03:20:06):
Yes so does that affect your taste?

Speaker 6 (03:20:12):
So I'm actually a second level sommelier.
That's why.

Speaker 5 (03:20:16):
So when.

Speaker 6 (03:20:17):
I managed restaurants .
I was doing fine dining.

Speaker 2 (03:20:19):
So how do you know the notes of a wine without
smells?

Speaker 6 (03:20:24):
It's very odd, because I don't get a floral
note from the nose.
Everything on my tongue, though, is above and beyond.
Do you have like a Jacobson'sorgan?

Speaker 2 (03:20:32):
I think it's true.
No, I think it's true, so I hadon my tongue, though is above
and beyond.

Speaker 6 (03:20:34):
Do you have like a Jacobson's organ, Like snakes?
No, I think it's true.
So I had an amputee kitty.
She passed away this past yearsadly, but what I noticed is
from her not having certainabilities in other areas.

Speaker 2 (03:20:43):
the other things Super enhanced, yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:20:46):
Super enhanced and so that's so.

Speaker 5 (03:20:48):
Your tongue is like what did you say?

Speaker 2 (03:20:51):
Super potent.

Speaker 6 (03:20:53):
I can taste everything Very well With my
tongue.
I can tell you which wood, ifit's oak, if it's cedar, if it's
whatever that it's been aged in.

Speaker 1 (03:21:04):
You're like a snake.

Speaker 2 (03:21:08):
She rubbed your feet, you rubbed my feet.

Speaker 5 (03:21:11):
You taste everything.
I'm very turned on right now.
You can hold my hair.
This has been a.

Speaker 2 (03:21:24):
You can hold my hair.
Oh my God, guys, it's a lovestory.
What is your?
I need to go home, theselesbians.
I need to go home, okaybians.

Speaker 1 (03:21:34):
I need to go home.
Okay, here's.
Here's how we're gonna end thepodcast right there, just cut it
, we're done.
No no, no, no, there's no manthat talks like that there is
one question we have not askedErin yet whenever your partner
is very lucky, I will say that.

(03:21:54):
Here's how we are going to endthe podcast, and then we're
going to tell you what thismeans, maybe after the podcast
ends Hopefully, if I can time itjust right.

Speaker 6 (03:22:09):
Comedy is timing everything.

Speaker 1 (03:22:11):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 6 (03:22:13):
He never is.
This Comedy is timing,everything no.

Speaker 1 (03:22:15):
I'm not, he never is Okay.
What is your favorite flavor?

Speaker 2 (03:22:21):
Lord help me.

Speaker 1 (03:22:22):
What's your favorite flavor, if you can think of any
food, whether it's a guiltypleasure.

Speaker 6 (03:22:29):
No, I'm going to just be completely honest.
The first thing that came tomind was doggy style.
Guilty pleasure no, I'm goingto just be completely honest.
The first thing that came tomind was doggy style.
The accuracy yeah, I'm aChristian that still has sex
with my person that I meant toF*** me.
F*** my face.

Speaker 1 (03:22:50):
Not where I was going , flavor.

Speaker 2 (03:22:52):
I like going Flavor.

Speaker 4 (03:22:54):
I like it.
You're all I need.

Speaker 1 (03:22:59):
And you know what?
We are going to end it there.
No, we're going to end it therebecause it's going to be a lot.

Speaker 6 (03:23:04):
Butter pecan, Butter pecan.
Hey, thanks for having me guys.
I really appreciate you.
It's been a blast.

Speaker 4 (03:23:16):
Thank you so much, bye, bye, we're going to go pray
now.
It's all right, we're gonna gopray now.
It's alright.

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