Ryan Bryan and the Four Buttholes

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We go.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Ha, ha, ha, ha ha.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Hey, you know it's time to get it started.
Let me introduce you all toShane Hargis.
Okay, see, yeah, we gotta wrapthat.
Sit back, I know that you'regonna have a good laugh,
bringing you to comedy that youreally need.
Okay, keep it entertaining.
You better believe so.
Let's get it popping.
No more talk.
Gonna make us laugh until wefart.
Shane Hargis, that's who wewant.

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Gonna make us laugh until wefart.
Shane Hargis, that's who wewant.
Gonna make us laugh until wefart hey.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Oh, we are back in Studio Tootin' Scoot for the
season three finale episode, andwith me today, or with us today
, let me, let me get this, my orthis camera, actually in a
better.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Is it just half our faces?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, it was kind of cutting your head off.
As always, we have thesluttiest born again.
Born again Christian, bornagain Virgin.
Co-host.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
I identify as Jewish right now, taylor.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Lee, you identify as what?

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Jewish.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Oh, just now.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Because it's.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Hanukkah you like getting lots of gifts?
We have the old, most okayistPod-coast, pod-coast.
I'm making that a podcast.
Podcast host Casey Sue, I'myounger than you.
She's right over there.
The camera won't pick her up,but she was like I can't

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alienate me.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
I can't man.
No, I said.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
I care more about being part of the conversation
you said it.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Than being on camera and then joining all of us is
SAG eligible actor Brian Wharton.
Hello, hello, welcome to thepodcast.
Thank you for having me.
Me and Brian met at Cody Maio'sstudio.

Speaker 6 (02:19):
I'd say like plenty of fish or something.
No, that's where he and I metXbox Live.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
I did meet my wife on the internet.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
That's a fun story.
She hates when I tell that'swhere we met.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
We'll have to compare stories.

Speaker 6 (02:33):
You ended up married, so I feel like it turned out
alright, it's been okay.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I'd be alright with it.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
I was kind of pissed I didn't get a sponsorship deal
out of it for a while, but thenthe website went defunct.
Son of a bitch.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
This arm on me.
Man, she's an athlete.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, okay, so Drilled real quick.
I know I'm looking prettyfucking sexy right now.
Ew, it's okay.
Don't adjust your TV sets oryour rabbit ears.
I didn't know that theseglasses match this captain hat,

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so well yeah right.
I don't know what is good, butI have a little surprise,
because I didn't want to be theonly one.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Oh my god, we get a gift.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
You got a gift.
I think those are yours.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
One of these y'all can fight over these two gals.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
There you go, there you go.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
A little early Christmas gift.
Oh my gosh, you're a whole newman.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
I don't even know, oh man.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
You gotta say my name with some sort of accent.
Now, what did I eat?

Speaker 6 (03:49):
My name is Brian.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Oh shit.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
I think I'll worse up on you.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
I can only see the Ryan.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Look at that.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Are we?

Speaker 6 (03:59):
looking pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Looking good.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
Looking good, I like it.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
I'm upset at how cute these are.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
We look like we belong court-sided basketball
game.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
You look like golden girls, I think.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Thank you for being free.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
We are old ladies.
It's pretty stupid.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
There's not enough cobwebs and dust to knock off.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I thought they were going to.
So that came as a four sunglassset or three.
I thought it was going to havea little travel bag for all
three.
There isn't, so our guest getsall With the very nice cleaning

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cloth.
Because, I just use my shortsor underwear to wipe mine clean.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
You wear underwear.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Occasionally Only make cancer dirty.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:03):
Sometimes I just like to feel like I'm free.
When the zipper is questionable.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Yeah, how did you get the beans above the front?

Speaker 1 (05:15):
I don't know Well.
I stood on my head and did abackspin, Gave me testicular
torsion.
Oh.
God.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
I just you little nausea.
I don't even, I don't even havetesticles, and that made me go.
It hurts.

Speaker 6 (05:35):
Just the words together.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Oh my God, who's shit ?

Speaker 6 (05:41):
Shane shit.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Occasionally.
So, brian, good segue.
You live in Edmond right now.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Yeah, but you grew up in Moore, yeah we moved to
Moore in the early 90s, nice 98grad of Moore High School.
Oh four grad of Moore HighSchool.

Speaker 6 (06:01):
Nice, go Lions.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
Lions Forever In-take .
I hate.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Are we related?

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Go Pokes, go Pokes.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
We just showed more energy than the football team
did last week I think you did.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
We'll leave that in the past.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Hey, it's all a bad lump.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
That's right.
That's all I care about,actually.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Well, the rest were against the Sooners.
The Sooners, because theSooners are leaving the big
twelves, so the rest just didn'twant them to win, so they
screwed them.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
That looks like my entire social media.

Speaker 6 (06:40):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
Timeline on across all formats, but they get real
quiet when you bring up.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
I mean the non call in the end zone.
Ok, maybe that was a littleegregious, but you don't think
there were other plays?
Oh, there was the entire gamethat they missed all over the
place.
Yeah whatever, whatever Peoplego to the SEC and whine your
fucking ass off there becauseyou're probably going to get
stomped.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
Titty baby.
It's going to be interesting.
It'll be interesting for sure.
I mean, I hope you doesn't.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
I, I'm not a fan one way or the other, you know.
No, I just don't care that much.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
But I like watching football hey.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
I also didn't know he was a miracle whip guy until we
were on our way to ourhoneymoon.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
That's true, we almost annulled our wedding.
One question or something,right?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
I don't care, it's not about.
I don't understand theweirdness.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
That should ought to be a miracle it tastes like
absolutely A first question.

Speaker 7 (07:40):
So are you a man, is there?

Speaker 1 (07:42):
a miracle with person .

Speaker 5 (07:44):
No, you know those like weird, like quirks that
people have, right?
Yeah, like those questionsshould be first, like one of
mine is gladiator sandals.
For the love of God, I hatethem.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Oh they just are gladiator sandals.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Those are those ones that like wrap up, oh, like wrap
up People wear them.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Probably someone does , someone does?

Speaker 4 (08:06):
They bother me.
Ok, that's fair, that would bea total.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
I told my wife that that would have been a deal
breaker.

Speaker 6 (08:12):
What are some other deal where deal breakers oh man.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
I don't know, nasty Crazy.

Speaker 5 (08:20):
Oh, there's certain levels of that you can deal with
.
You got to like I told my sonyou find.

Speaker 6 (08:24):
Yeah it's the hot, crazy spectrum, right.

Speaker 5 (08:26):
It is.
And I said I told my oldest son, you find the level of crazy
that you can handle and you staythere, yeah, yeah, because
anything less than that isboring.
Yeah, anything more than that.
Now you got to keep sleep withone eye open.
Then you're liable depend onwhich artery she's going to open
up at some point in time, whenyou're bad teeth, bad teeth.
Definitely deal breakers.

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Those can be fixed though.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
If they haven't gotten them fixed and like
you're 28, 29, 30, you know whatI mean Like you've just left
them.
Yeah, I don't know.
Like also just hygiene, yes, ifyou're a person that's like
maybe I'll brush my teeth everycouple of days, yeah, that's a
hard pass.
People do that Bad breath Everycouple of days.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
That's a hard, that's a hard path, hard path.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
That makes my mouth I know Right People that are rude
to servers when they don't needto be.
Yes, yes.

Speaker 9 (09:19):
Oh, I can't fucking stand.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
Guys we were at Chick-fil-A today and I went
into Lord's chicken.
Well, I went in to pick up ourorder and it was super crowded
and some guy was getting allmouthy with one of the you know
disciples of Chick-fil-A who arehanding out their holy chicken
and he was getting rude.
Another customer walked over tothe other customer and said hey

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man, this is Chick-fil-A, we'renot rude here, that's great.
Yes.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
That's great, that was the best.

Speaker 6 (09:49):
Hey man, this is Chick-fil-A.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
Everybody should have to work, retail and wait tables
.

Speaker 6 (09:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
For like six months to a year.
Yeah, and people's attitudesand the way they treated people
would change.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, it was like when COVID first started and
masks and whatever, and peopleare in a store and you have a
person making eight bucks anhour saying, hey, right now, if
you can put your mask on orwhatever, and someone's getting
mad at that employee, like thatemployee was told to do that.

(10:22):
Yeah, buy a manager.
Yeah, don't bitch at thatperson.
Just if you have to bitch aboutask for the manager and then do
it, not that person.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
Yeah, you wanted to go into their establishment.

Speaker 7 (10:36):
Right.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
They had a set of parameters.
If you want to go to theirestablishment, you abide by
their house, their rules.
You're taking away my freedommy freedom.
I don't.
I need to see what I'm doing.
I don't understand how that's a?
You would expect the same thingif somebody came into your
house, right?

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Right, you're violating my first amendment,
right?
You know what?
I didn't think.
The first amendment talks aboutmasks, but Okay, whatever, yeah
right.
But at the same time, if you'redriving your car and you have
your fucking mask on.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
What the fuck are you doing why?

Speaker 5 (11:08):
Jesus, I hate it.
Maybe they think it'scomfortable I hate it.
Well, and this is the otherones that still wear it around
their chin.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Oh yeah, pull it down yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
But never like actually put it on.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
I'm fully protected guys.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
Like.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
I don't I have my mask on.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
We saw some guys.
We were getting some corn dogsat Sonic.
I mean we were living high onthe hall.

Speaker 6 (11:29):
They said they it was a 50 cent Thursday or whatever.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
These guys pull up in their car.
They have masks and gogglesGobbles.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Like safety goggles.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Lab goggles.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (11:43):
Oh, my Like, and this was like a month ago.
What?

Speaker 7 (11:46):
the fuck are you doing?
Not even like beat COVID time.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
What are you?

Speaker 6 (11:49):
doing Wow Within the last 28 days.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
I mean, I ended up.
You know we had at work, youknow you got to wear some sort
of mask or whatever for a littlebit.
I ended up buying one of thoseshields.
Oh yeah, face shields, becauseI didn't want.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
It's easy.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
I didn't want it on my face and you got glasses on
and and I'm half deaf, so likeseeing people reading lips right
is a thing, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
So put that on, and now you can Genius language.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
My mom wanted me to learn.
I refused.
Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (12:20):
It's super cool.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
I do know that one.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Do you know this one Pretty universal.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
Yeah, I've gotten it a time or two.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
I'm just kidding, just joking.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Sorry, I'm yelling on the podcast, yeah.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but get used to it.
It's going to happen more.
All right, let's let.

Speaker 6 (12:46):
Wait, I think we lost a conversation.
He grew up in more.
Yes.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Go Lions.

Speaker 6 (12:52):
Go Lions.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
And then we just went off like we always do, did you?

Speaker 6 (12:57):
So you have a music tattoo.
Did you do music?

Speaker 5 (12:59):
in high school.

Speaker 6 (12:59):
Yes, yeah, I was required drama from where you,
with Miss Park.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Oh, yeah, yeah Love her.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
I was there.
My sophomore year was her, theyear that she retired Yep.
It was awesome.

Speaker 5 (13:11):
She's, I still talk to her.

Speaker 6 (13:12):
Do you.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
She was amazing.
She's.
She's out, out in Oak City now.
Is she, yeah, so she's she wasrad.

Speaker 6 (13:20):
Are you a singer?
Yes, I think, singer, singer.
What do you?

Speaker 3 (13:23):
sing song.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
I mean really honestly, I can do.
I can sing any genre, any style.
I did musical theater.
Preferred is hip hop and R&Blike R&B Sweet.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
But do you know this banger?

Speaker 10 (13:41):
Take me to downtown?
I don't know that one?

Speaker 5 (13:44):
I don't know that one , you're missing out.
It's a.

Speaker 6 (13:49):
It's a very sweet ballad it's a love song.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
It is a love, it is and it's a charming message.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
It's the podcast new favorite artist.
Her name's Geraldine and she'sgot a special Thanksgiving song
that we're going to listen tolater.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
Oh, okay, I'm going to have that be interesting
stuff in that turkey yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, so that's going to be fun.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
Do you like dressing in or I don't?

Speaker 7 (14:15):
know You'll find out Depends.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, drop a nut.

Speaker 7 (14:18):
Yeah, drop a nut I don't know what is happening.

Speaker 6 (14:22):
I don't know Dressing is the vagina.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
Well, I guess all turkeys aren't girls, oh no,
Damn.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
That's two bell turkeys.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
I like the video.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
They're all hermaphrodites.
We're just saying you knowwhat's the?

Speaker 1 (14:38):
stuff that's right.
So they reproduce.

Speaker 6 (14:40):
They got the giblets, and the nature will find a way.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
I mean you pull out the energy.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Don't know if you're getting testes or Chinese.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
I love the video where they, where they pull the
neck out.

Speaker 6 (14:52):
Yeah, it looks like a big idea and it's the kids.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
Wow, save the neck for me, clark.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
And the kids are like oh my God, you're going to eat
the.

Speaker 6 (15:05):
I like the kid that's crying Like he's sobbing at the
sink and he's like I don't wantto say what it is.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
I'm going to eat the dick in there.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
I like when people play pranks and put like the
little cornish hands.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
I was just thinking that, oh my God it had babies we
cook the babies too.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
What?

Speaker 4 (15:25):
That's about as dumb as thinking all turkeys are
girls.

Speaker 9 (15:29):
This is America, you dumb son of a bitch.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Yeah, it is, it is.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Oh God.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Kids are so dumb.
Turkey slaughter.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
Sometimes they have their moments.
What?

Speaker 2 (15:43):
are you going to do?

Speaker 5 (15:45):
The problem is the problem is is they're being
taught by a lot of students.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
There's a lot of adults.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
There's a lot of ignorant adults too.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
What I find funny is you know the thing nowadays to
be a cool parent is you got toshit on all the teachers, right?
And of course there's very fewteachers that really probably
deserve to be shat on.
But, those fucking parents.
Don't hold your kidsaccountable for shit, and you're

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the reason your kid probably ishaving trouble in school.

Speaker 6 (16:22):
I promise it is.
I agree.
Oh my God, having been thatteacher Jesus, not the shat on
teacher.
Well, I have been shat on, justnot with purpose.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
Was it like that?
Thank you.
We had my oldest, when he wasin I think he was in like
seventh grade was giving me thisBS excuse of well, you know,
I've got all these missingassignments, teachers won't let
me bring things home.
I've been through this before,like right.
So parents, teacher converse iswere like the day before spring

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break.
So I went and I told him oh hey, I know he's telling me X, y
and Z, I know that's not true.
I came home with a stack ofpaperwork it was about this,
this thick and a couple ofschool books and I just tossed
him on the counter and said Ithought they wouldn't let you
bring him home.

Speaker 9 (17:11):
Guess what you get to do.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Homework.
He was the worst spring breakhe's ever had.

Speaker 6 (17:15):
So my very, my very first year teaching I started in
January and so my first parentteacher conferences were at
spring break time.
So I had a kid had a bad grade,not like he wasn't failing, but
I mean he had a lot of missingstuff.
Dad comes in with him for aconference and you know dad's
super cool.
And he was like hey, so he'stelling me yada, yada, yada.

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And I was like, oh no, not true.
This, this is missing.
This is missing.
This is here's copy.
So dad was pissed and he looksover at his son and he was like,
guess who's not going skiingnext week?
I lost a kid, his ski trip andI felt so bad.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
All you got to do is do your stuff.
It's real simple.

Speaker 6 (17:54):
Like and it was a seventh grader because that's
what I taught Like it's hard tofail, like you have to really do
some work to avoid work, tofail Like half-ass things and
you're going to at least get tosee.
Yeah, and it's not even likeit's not even.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
It's not even that they have missing assignments,
right?
Yeah, it's the ones that aremissing.
It's not the five point, 10point assignments, it's the ones
for 150 points.
Yeah, and they do it and thenjust leave it in the room.
Yeah, like well, you did thework, turn it in, what is it?

Speaker 6 (18:25):
Yeah, you dummy.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
I got distracted.
I had to beat that level ofSuper Mario Brothers, yeah, yeah
.

Speaker 6 (18:34):
It shouldn't have taken that long.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
You what?
I'm sure it's even worse nowwith phones, oh for sure.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
I'm sure it is.
You couldn't.
Teachers don't get enoughcredit for what they're doing
and you couldn't pay me enoughto do it.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
That's why I'm not in the classroom anymore.
Now I train the teachers, maybe, which is a whole Maybe you
separate.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
Maybe she wins We'll self-defense side of that
training too.

Speaker 6 (19:00):
There is a little bit of MMA training.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
I feel like maybe schools just need to put
assignments on TikTok yeah, thenthey might just roll through it
.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Yeah, they're, yeah, 2k, something, yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
Yeah, I can't memorize.
Well, you know.

Speaker 6 (19:16):
All the dances.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Every build on NBA 2K yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
You do all the.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
TikTok dances, and you know what they are just
within two beats.
So.

Speaker 6 (19:25):
So I think you can.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
What I think is funny is when you see like young
adults, college age, and ifthey're standing around not
really doing much they'rethey're just choreographing a
TikTok dance, Just standingaround and they just break out
in a dance.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
I mean, I don't know, I did break out a soldier boy
when I was in college.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Often what's that?

Speaker 4 (19:48):
noise.
Is that an email?

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Yeah, I have a Chrome window open.
Let me close that out.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
And erupting I know I'm important.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
I'm sorry, jesus.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Publishers learning.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Yeah, yeah, winner, I think so.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
Ed.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
McMahon came back from the grave to say you won.
Maybe I can take that job now,like this oh, maybe actually
Looking like this.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
I think it's pretty cool.
Oh, you would have been jacked.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
That voice.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
I was so loud that voice.
I was so loud you got to dothis order 7800 magazines and
maybe you want a set ofencyclopedias.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
Sounds like Harry Carrie, If you were hot dog.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Mac and Sassler.
Hey, hey, right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
If the moon was made out of cheese, would you eat it?
Yeah, if you were hot dog.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
Let me take my lactate first Would you eat
yourself?

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Yeah, I like hot dogs .
I like hot dogs.
I like hot dogs, I love them.

Speaker 6 (20:52):
I like hot dogs, I do like hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
So, brian, what projects have you worked on in
the past?

Speaker 5 (21:00):
year or so the most memorable ones, not the porn
ones or the porn ones.
No, those I quit doing the Mrsyou know found out yeah.
Stop that.
I wouldn't have Joey fromFriends there I am there.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
I am Honey.
It wasn't with other women.

Speaker 6 (21:22):
I was just a fluffer.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
No, so I've done a couple of I don't know if they
were in the last year A coupleof short films.
I've got one I shot earlierthis year, the current title on
its retribution.
I got to work with it.
Hey, you're in that.
I got to work with MalcolmGoodman yeah, yeah, good people,

(21:50):
I really enjoyed working withhim.
Yeah, that was fun.

Speaker 6 (21:52):
Was that the one?
Where was that with I was?

Speaker 1 (21:56):
I was at Fort Gibson, gibson, okay, and I was the
vampire civil war soldier,that's right.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
Yeah, I was a Colonel Havers oh yeah.
So I got to work pretty closequarters with him.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
He probably got a little better part tonight.

Speaker 6 (22:13):
I don't know, did you get?
To have an imperative.
No, that's a bummer.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
No, I did not Did you have a war costume.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
I did, oh, that's cool and that's what they called
it.
Hey, can we get Brian in thewar costume?
War costume, yeah, not inmilitary uniform.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
It's a war costume War one yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Slay.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Slay it.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yep, yep, yep.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
So done a lot man, even through the strike.
Man did a lot of auditioning.
Oh God, was you know real closeon a few things and just shot a
.
Did locally.
Did a commercial series forYARBRO and SONS last week.
Yarbro and SONS, yarbro andSONS.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
I'm glad you got it, because I auditioned for that
too, yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
And when I you had made like a Facebook post that
you worked with the boiling manMedia guys.
Chris and Ryan love those dudesthey're great, they're awesome.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
I'm glad you got that .
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
I can't wait to see that.
It was fun.
What's YARBRO and SONS?

Speaker 7 (23:17):
It's a heat and air plumbing company.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
It's an open city, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (23:20):
They're they're, they're really great people
Really enjoyed working with themthey were.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
they were great yeah.

Speaker 6 (23:30):
They were awesome.
Cool.
They got a catchy jingle.
They do.
They're good, yarbro and.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
SONS, they're just really they're really good
people.
They're really good people.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
Yeah, that's good.
Is that your only job Likeacting?

Speaker 5 (23:43):
No, I am also the vice president of sales for an
O-ring gasket and seal company,whoa.
Vice president.

Speaker 6 (23:49):
Whoa, I've been there 20, 22 and a half years, mr
Vice president so that's been a.
It's been a road You're a bossman, boss man.
He's, he's a vice vice boss man.
I am so nice.
It keeps, me keeps me hooked up.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
That regularly pays the bills?
Yes, yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
Yeah, yeah, my, I am very, very fortunate in that my
wife wants to and is a stay athome mom.
She works harder than I evercould.
Anybody that says, stay at home, moms, don't work, as an idiot.

Speaker 9 (24:27):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
Hair, hair, she does she does more.
She does more to take care ofthings and does more work than I
could ever imagine doing Rubydoesn't do shit.

Speaker 6 (24:39):
Ruby.
Ruby exists to bring mehappiness.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
That's what dogs are for.

Speaker 6 (24:44):
That's right, we don't deserve dogs.

Speaker 5 (24:46):
Yes, I do, we got to.
We got to have an ease poodlemix.
We let the kids and name her,and so they named her Oreo
truffle.
Perfect oh who's she yeah?

Speaker 6 (25:00):
What are all of her nicknames, that's?
The best part of dogs is allthe names, all the names that
they have.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
She doesn't have other than my wife calls her
mama, but other than like that'sreally the only.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
You actually say Oreo truffles every time.
No, I said just Oreo, or Oreo,or truff, truff.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
We don't, we haven't gone there as bad as they?

Speaker 6 (25:20):
I already have names for her I know, truffle duffel,
truffle duffel.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
There's several expletives that get yelled at on
occasion.
Well yeah, motherfucker, that'sRuby Yep.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Ruby Ruby Sue, Ruby Toots, Ruby Sueby.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
And the more you say them, the tail wags harder.
You know which ones arefavorite Rubula.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
Subula Ruben salad sandwich.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
He's a cutie.
Yeah, you are Two toots, twotoots.
Yeah, we don't deserve dogs.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
No, we don't Tater Tot.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
Most of my dogs I don't actually even call by
their real name.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
As I say, it's rare that we actually call her just
Ruby.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
It's.
I know that that boy up there,that's Odin.
That's our great day and thatwe lost in 2020.
What a great fucking year.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
Yeah right.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
But man, he would have loved having everybody over
when we do this podcast.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
But he would have not he would have knocked down
everything with his tail Likenine foot tall and he was.
He was huge dinosaurs with it,yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
He's got a walking love scene in here.
How big he was.
Yeah, he's a big dog.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
It's always the bigger dogs that think they're
lap dogs.
Get you a full blood mastiff.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
At the vet clinic it was always like the small dogs
Twaulus, snousers that bit us,not the like pit bulls, labs
like gargantuan, those big oneswere always the little dogs.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
Satan, yeah, they're just like Satan.
I mean like it's Ruby's not.

Speaker 6 (26:47):
She's not Chihuahua.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
We've got one that lives next door to us, and our
dog will run up and down thefence and there's this little
knot hole and they'll just like,they'll get to the end of it
and they'll try and like andthen they'll take off running
and she's like hey, what are you?

Speaker 1 (27:01):
doing.
I like the videos where twodogs are like going at each
other and they're maybe asliding glass door or something
and somebody opens it andthey're just like.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
Oh hey what's up, and then they close it.
This is a live look at peoplewhen they're not on computers.

Speaker 6 (27:17):
That's right, that's exactly what that is.
Yeah, that's perfect, I meanpeople get real.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
What was it Mike Tyson said?
People got real comfortablegetting punched in the face.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yeah, what did he do?
Didn't he like sock that guy onan airplane?
He sure did, and he deservedevery bit of it too.

Speaker 5 (27:34):
The guy was talking so much shit.
He told him for 10 minutesplease leave me alone.
Please leave me alone, please.
You know what.
You violate the space.
After that, you play stupidgames and you win stupid prizes.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
That's one of my favorite things.
There's guys that you know youshouldn't talk shit to, right,
and he is very obviously the topof the list.
Yeah, number one.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
Yeah, mike Tyson, because he's like like chilled
out a whole bunch, but you knowit's still there.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Oh yeah, like I wouldn't talk shit to Ronda
Rousey.
Hell, no, hell, no.
She'd fun kill me, me too, yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
No shame in saying it Twig yeah Pop.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Like I don't, I don't get it, but yeah, people
sometimes just need to bepunched in the mouth.

Speaker 6 (28:22):
Some people do, and I don't care if they're 12.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
I've never had a kid.
Is this why you're not teachinganymore?

Speaker 6 (28:33):
Because I was.
I was real close to making itworth it.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
If you're going to do it, do a big.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
This is what I told her Like if you had some kid
being a little shit in theclassroom and like you pull him
out to the hallway and you closethe door.
Well, now it's just your wordagainst his, you know, or hers,
but you know girls can be shitstoo.
You could just like hey, I'mgoing to tell you something.

(29:01):
If you don't fucking, I'm goingto find you and I will take you
out and let me tell you.
We may have cameras around, butwe don't have microphones
around, so they're not going toknow what I'm saying to you.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
I know the blind spots.
You don't.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
I've seen the camera feeds so you can go tell the
principal that I'm being meanbut sure, and you and they know
you're a little shit.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
Yeah you've.
You've been there in thatoffice 37 times this year.

Speaker 6 (29:43):
You are what we call a frequent flyer.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
Right yeah.

Speaker 7 (29:47):
I was a good kid in school.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
I was not, you were not.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
Center Center.
What did you do?
What did you do?
What got you in trouble?

Speaker 5 (29:56):
My mouth.
So let me tell you what I didwhen we moved to more quick
question.

Speaker 6 (30:01):
Yes, because I don't remember what year he graduated.
Did you graduate with DustinReynolds?
It's a gigantic school.
I know it's the stupidestquestion I'd have to see his
face.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
I'm a facial recognition guy, what Not?

Speaker 1 (30:14):
a facial guy.
I'm not a facial guy, You're afacial guy.
Well well, he's not out of thatside of the business.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
Right, that's out of the business.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
I've retired he's perverted.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
She's talking about what year?

Speaker 1 (30:25):
did you graduate 98.
98.
What are?

Speaker 7 (30:27):
those called.

Speaker 6 (30:28):
Facials oh what do you think?

Speaker 5 (30:33):
Money shots, oh, maybe not Same, thing, yeah,
same.
Thing.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Or a typical Friday night.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
Well, what do you mean?
It's a Thursday.
She works from home on Thursday.
Maybe these days Works fromhome on Thursday.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, so All day, if she can promote her only fans
channel here in a minute is that?

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Yeah, stay tuned.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
It's all.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Harry butthole.
But there's, a.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
There's a.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
There's a king for everyone, right.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
So we moved to more in like 92, I think.
So I was like going to doeighth grade.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 5 (31:13):
My knees remind me of that daily.
I'm at that point where I cango to sleep and hurt myself Like
that's a, that's a.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
That's a thing, yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
So I prayed on first year teachers and I could just
walk into a room and go You'rewho I train my teachers against.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to need you to come to one of
my trainings and tell theteachers.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Here's what you look for.
Yeah, because I was that kid.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
So we had yeah, we had a science teacher who's a
life sciences class and I can'tremember, I don't even remember
what?

Speaker 6 (31:46):
What's your?

Speaker 5 (31:46):
name Highland East.

Speaker 6 (31:48):
Me too.
Oh my God, you're like Bro Ilove it, love it.
I was going to say no, she'sthe meanest woman on the planet.

Speaker 5 (32:00):
I remember what her name was, but it wasn't her.
But we, you know, I was justbeing a.
A tool, you know, just tryingto make people like me.
You know, new kid, new school,whatever, you don't mean.
And she walked into.
There was a closet, I know.
I remember the teacher that herclass like butted up against.

(32:23):
It was Mr Kirby.

Speaker 6 (32:25):
Okay, yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
So like she went into the closet.
The storage closet, that they,that they the room shared.

Speaker 6 (32:31):
We called it Narnia.

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Yeah Well, I closed the door and pushed the table in
front of it and it locked fromthe outside, not from the inside
.
So if you're in there you can'tget out, oh my God.
And so I pushed a table infront of the door, but I didn't
go sit down at my seat.
I sat on the table and lookedat her through the To the glass,

(32:52):
the class Wow.
Wow, cause it was a.
I want you to know who's incontrol of the classroom, and
it's not you.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
This classroom.

Speaker 6 (33:03):
You know who you were when I was teaching in probably
that same classroom at HighlandEast.
Your name was Holden.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Oh, not a fucking Holden.

Speaker 6 (33:12):
Fucking.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Holden, that was mother.
Fuck that guy Say Like yourbutt holds lit I I.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
I did hold, and I know does oh, on a Thursday.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
This is a gift I saw the other day that was like you
know, but liquor used to be likea, like a derogatory insult
term.
And now look at all of youButters.

Speaker 7 (33:34):
Everybody looks butts .
I was like oh, oh.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
I was like, oh, we're bullying her.

Speaker 6 (33:43):
Say that one again Harry Beaver, she's got a big
beaver, she's got a big beaver,a big beaver.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Is it maybe just hair or actual vagina?

Speaker 6 (33:51):
Big beaver, beaver I think it's a hairy vagina I
think, yeah, I think we'd haveto have some fuzz.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
So it's hair and lips .

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Oh, I can.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
That's my fucking coochie, wow, yeah.

Speaker 6 (34:06):
Was that me?

Speaker 5 (34:07):
Was that a recording of you?
That was?

Speaker 6 (34:09):
a video that was a video.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
That was a video.

Speaker 5 (34:12):
She's like I'm going to need some royalties from that
sound.
All right, That'd be nice.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
This is Taylor on chat roulette, that's my fucking
coochie, let's hang out.
And then the guys, and then theguys are like she's got a big
beaver.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
How'd you know?

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Wait, you never mind.
That's why they call it chatroulette that takes that down in
Alabama, west Virginia, rotat,rotat Whoopie, oh no.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Dirty me, me, me, me, me, me me me me Dree.

Speaker 6 (34:43):
Woods Rotat, oh but.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Sorry, I'm a.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
I don't know Me, and Brian did get to spend some time
together on set shooting aJurassic Pet 3.

Speaker 6 (34:57):
Yeah, that was fun.
That was a lot of fun.
So he got to see you in all ofyour green suit glory, oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
I didn't get to see that on set.
I saw pictures.

Speaker 6 (35:06):
Nipples and Nipples and Joke, not that thick.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Yeah, yeah, which we're shooting some pickups
after the first of the year, sowhat's a?
Pickup.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
It's a truck, it's things that people get into,
yeah, oh okay, I was wondering,dick Woo, yeah, you know what
You're fired.

Speaker 9 (35:26):
Okay, you're involved , fired Just some extra footage.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yeah, they're in the process of editing the movie and
it's going to be a boilingpoint in front of that.
They're big LED wall.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
That is so cool.
Yeah, it's really cool.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
So awesome they just plug it in to the movie.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Yeah, yeah, just put it in.
Are you talking about the wall?
Are you talking about the wall?

Speaker 5 (35:52):
They just plug it into the movie, or they.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Oh, like the clips or whatever they do the footage.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
Yeah, they'll edit them in.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (35:59):
They just plug them in there's a plug.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
I'm hoping the nuclear reactor is going to when
they plug it in.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Everybody's Christmas lights.
I hope they have a searchprotector.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Hopefully they have some battery backups.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Search protector.
Maybe they got a generator.
They probably generate.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yeah, I'm hoping I get to put the green scene suit
back on and do some more motioncapture stuff.

Speaker 9 (37:01):
They're going to bring Rhonda Rousey in for his
wrestling single.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Oh hell yeah, let him .
I have a belt you can wear.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
Oh yeah, I'll take it W W, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w,
w W.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
W, w W.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
W, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w,
w W.

Speaker 6 (37:15):
W, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w, w
W within the last couple ofmonths.
Really.

Speaker 5 (37:29):
Yeah, yeah, we uh.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
That's awesome.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
Let me show you the.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Oh, Rick Flair, he's an he's a he's still.
An A-W right now makingappearances with Sting.
He doesn't move very no, no,doesn't move very well and no.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
He shuffles his feet, but he was nice to me.

Speaker 6 (37:46):
No, right now he's doing every spot possible with
Sting because Sting's retiringhere in a few months.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Well, next year?
Oh that's awesome.

Speaker 6 (37:53):
Look at that Freakin' awesome.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Hell yeah, whoo.

Speaker 6 (37:58):
Let me switch my cam.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Oh, he is awesome.
Let me switch my cam.

Speaker 6 (38:03):
Heck, yeah, look, look, look, was he nice, was he
nice, yeah he was really nice tome.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
He wasn't a dick.
No, there we go.
He's kinda see it.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
Oh there.

Speaker 4 (38:14):
Better.
I think he was on TheoWarrick's podcast Nice.

Speaker 5 (38:16):
Yeah, he was.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Oh probably.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
He was uh oh.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Rick Flair baby.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
We got off the plane, got over to the tram to take us
to like baggage claim orwhatever.
I was standing there I lookedat him and it was like that's no
, that can't be him.
And then when he turned aroundand had a medallion that said
Whoo, I was like that's him,whoo, that's him Did he have
security Uh-uh.
What Nope?

(38:41):
Walk around, had no security atall.
Wow, had I not recognized himand took a and asked him hey, do
you mind if Would you take apicture with me?
Um, nobody else said a word tohim, really Like he was just
walking around, nobody knew whohe was.
Like it was crazy.

Speaker 6 (38:58):
It's because he shuffles like an old man.
He doesn't even drop anymore,he doesn't.
But man, he's just great.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
Oh, Flair was great to watch when he had his breast
one.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Oh yeah, it was so funny.

Speaker 6 (39:10):
And he's funny now.
But now he's funny because he'sold.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
He would do the old Rick Flair flop when he'd get
hit in the ring and he'd stumblearound and then do a oh man, it
was so funny.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
I think Little Braun James learned from him.
It's a problem yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
I think Little Braun is mastered now no, what's his
name?

Speaker 6 (39:27):
What's his name Green ?
Dreymon, dreymon Fuck that guy,oh Dreymon With his flops, oh
my God.
Yeah, I'm not a fan of his.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
He's that guy that you hate if he's not on your
team, but if he's on your teamyou absolutely love him.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
You kind of make excuses for him, yeah like him
and Patrick Beverly.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
He pisses me off Right him and Patrick Beverly
are that guy.

Speaker 6 (39:47):
No, my current AEW boyfriend is MJF.

Speaker 7 (39:52):
I don't know who that is.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
That's Jacob.

Speaker 6 (39:53):
Friedman oh, he is so damn hot.
But then I made the mistake oflike looking up how old he is,
and I am a predator he's 26.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
He's 26.

Speaker 6 (40:05):
So is your son, our son.

Speaker 5 (40:09):
Well, that's ten years younger than you 12.
It's like the women that nowlook at you and go look, I quit
acting up.
I can either date you or yourdad.

Speaker 6 (40:19):
He's so cute.
He's a good little Jew boy andI love him so much.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Can we say that on here she's?

Speaker 5 (40:26):
already said she identified as.
Jewish today.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
I mean that's a yeah, but that's real life.

Speaker 8 (40:31):
He is Jewish we're going to have to be quick on the
button.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
Right now, your finger on the dump button, dump
button.

Speaker 6 (40:40):
Good little Jew, but he's so cute and I love him so
much.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
It's just fun to watch.
I don't know We've just gotback into it because we we
really don't watch much.
Actually regular TV, it'smostly streaming, you know,
Netflix or whatever.

Speaker 6 (40:59):
Murder docs.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Yeah Well, or JFK documentaries, that's our thing
right now.
Oh boy, we can go deep on thatright now.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
Do you read the book Chris Chef, kyo Kennedy?

Speaker 6 (41:08):
What.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (41:09):
What I don't know, I don't read.
I will, though.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
I only read scripts, all right.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
So I went through.
I went through a period ofabout two years where, like I, I
went down the the pruder film,like I went through and like run
down, like all of the footage Iwas like somebody in the front,
turns around and pulls a gun andshoots back.
You know what I mean?
Cause the body falls.
And I'm justifying this.
And I read a book called acruise chef killed Kennedy.
Um, this was God, it's probablylike 18, 19, 20 years ago, and

(41:40):
it was um.
It was about Nikita Cruz, jeff,and how he played a role in the
murder.
Oh, he did for sure.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Yeah, Does it not fuck anybody else up that
everything we were fucking toldand taught is just wrong?
Yes, because that's all I everhear.
Nope, that was wrong, that wasa lie, that was like and that's
fucking me up, man, everything.
Just ask your mom.
That's why I drink.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
That's why I drink.
Well, that's your mom, andthat's why people solely believe
that the the story thegovernment gave out.
Jfk's assassination is.
Back then people had they wereignorant really Everything on
the news was real.
Yeah, so well, they were.
Uh, they reported it on, uh thenews and uh they're saying it

(42:25):
on the radio.
When the governments came outand said this, so there was only
one shooter guy it was.
It was.

Speaker 9 (42:31):
Lee.

Speaker 6 (42:31):
That was it Okay.

Speaker 5 (42:34):
And it's like oh you guys are so fucking stupid when
you go to Dallas, have you?

Speaker 9 (42:37):
ever gone there and like walked it.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Yes, you have.
There's a.
There's an X.
Yeah, there's a, there's a spot, yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
There is a spot that's marked of where he got
shot when it was and this, thatand the other, and like I stood
there and like looked around andI was like hmm.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
So, when I was in.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
I can just stand here and go, no.

Speaker 6 (42:55):
When I was in college .
Uh, I got my degree in forensicscience and the student Academy
of Forensic Sciences.
Um, we got invited to, uh, doan exhibit when they opened the
JFK museum there, like rightthere in downtown Dallas, and so
we got to go to the grassyknoll, we got to go to the X, we

(43:16):
got to go to the whole place,um, but we did a whole like
analysis of the scene to allowpeople to question whether there
was one shooter or multipleshooters, um, and so all of us
want to be crime scene analysts.
Yep, oh, what?

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Oh, I was just.
I thought you were going to saysomething crazy.

Speaker 6 (43:35):
You don't like it when I talk.
Did anybody get their?

Speaker 2 (43:39):
story.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
That was in the fine print of the val.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (43:48):
But we were like if we had red string we could
analyze the trajectory and burp,burp, burp, burp, burp, burp,
burp.
But it was wild and seeing like, oh shit, that was real.
Yeah, we're so far removed fromwhatever happening.
Like it was bananas.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
It really was, Because most of the time they
were like where's Happy hour?
At?

Speaker 6 (44:06):
Well, we were all like just 21.
And so when we were staying atsome nice ass hotel I don't
remember what but Holiday, theLa Quinta.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Fear me.

Speaker 6 (44:19):
And we asked the concierge where somewhere we
should go to like to get drinksand stuff.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
They're like grassy, no.

Speaker 6 (44:27):
They were no, they he sent us A little large.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
That's a strip club.

Speaker 6 (44:33):
He got us a grassy.
Well, he got us a, not a limo,but he got us like a ride
service.
It was, you know pre like Uberlift time.
Is he hitting on you?

Speaker 4 (44:43):
No.

Speaker 6 (44:43):
He sent all of us to the executive club, which is the
nicest strip club ever.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
And we had like so the stage like came, was it?
The gin is out too.

Speaker 6 (44:53):
Oh, everything is out .

Speaker 1 (44:53):
A very manicured grassy.
No.

Speaker 6 (44:56):
So very manicured and so like the stage like jetted
out and there were these likeVIP tables all around.
You got bottle service andstuff.
We got in for free.
We had free drinks all night.
I don't know who he knows, butthat concierge was was all for
it.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
It was a great time.

Speaker 6 (45:12):
Can we go back?

Speaker 5 (45:13):
You do have to worry about that.

Speaker 6 (45:14):
Great Queeps.
Yeah.
Front, to its back, to QueepsLike you've never queved.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
I didn't say I didn't the way you said it I have not,
I have not.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
Well, I hope you don't fart out of your dick.

Speaker 6 (45:26):
That's weird.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
I hope one day?

Speaker 1 (45:28):
That would be weird.
That's a dart, really highpitch.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Supersonic sounds coming.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
You go super cyan on it, it is just dogs are like.
Everybody queves, it's fine ohyeah, I do Sounds like a South
Park song.

Speaker 6 (45:47):
Yeah, everybody queves.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
You know man.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
The other thing that drives me crazy about the JFK
thing.
Is everybody back thenbelieving the magic bullet
theory?

Speaker 7 (46:02):
No, that it.
Yeah, that's my favorite.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Like a like a old and bulb show.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
Semity.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Sam, you know Looney Tunes bullet.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Taken turns like that's not what happens.

Speaker 5 (46:16):
That's not how this works.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
And then they're like well, here's the bullet that
did it, and there's no damage tothe round whatsoever, it's in
pristine condition.

Speaker 7 (46:26):
It's like why'd they kill him though?
Huh, why'd they kill him?

Speaker 6 (46:31):
Because he wasn't going to enter Vietnam or he was
going to pull out of Vietnam.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
Yeah, just they just wanted to fight.
Yeah because then the wholemilitary comes in.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
The military industrial complex just was had
boners for war.
I mean they still do.

Speaker 6 (46:47):
Yeah, because then LBJ comes in and Lady Bird was
absolutely holding his balls.
And then Vietnam.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
That's it.

Speaker 6 (46:56):
That's unconvinced.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
It was, it was not, it was not a good deal, but yeah
, I mean there were too many,there are too many coincidences,
right, like you had to lay in.
Oh, this specific car had stuff, you know that seat was moved
over X, y, z inches and raisedor lowered or whatever.
Like the structure, the insideof the car was different.

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You'd had to know that goinginto it.
If you're going to fire certainshots and a certain like you
Like, how did Oswald was notlike a smart guy.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Well, he wasn't even a good marksman.

Speaker 6 (47:33):
So for him to be able to take those things into
account.
Yeah, not possible to get offthree shots on a bolt action
right In six seconds.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
I think it was less.

Speaker 6 (47:46):
No, no, no.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
But you don't go forward and then go back.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
That's not how this works.
It's not how.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
No no.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
I mean, there's a reason.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Back into the left.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
Well, and there's a reason that you have a friend,
oh movie.
There's a reason that, like youknow, she, jackie, was trying
to climb out the back of thevehicle.

Speaker 6 (48:09):
Oh, do you know?
Because she was a gun in thefront.
No, she was climbing out theback of the vehicle to get his
brain matter.
There was a chunk of skull withbrain matter and she went back
and grabbed it.
Why.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
Trying to reattach, I don't know Did a keepsake.

Speaker 6 (48:28):
Souvenir man.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Send a little pendant .

Speaker 6 (48:31):
So that should not even.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Well, yeah, what I also when, when I start thinking
about it and I go well, man,the government definitely had
something to do with that, wasJackie.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
You never said shit about it after that day and
everybody that was involvedmysteriously just met some kind
of odd death.
Yeah, right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
But she never.
You don't see any old interviewfootage of her.
Somebody got to her and saidlook, you just need to go about
your life or you're going to endup like your husband.

Speaker 6 (49:12):
That's why the Kennedy family is all fucked up
the curse.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Mm-hmm, for sure.
Why is that the curse?

Speaker 5 (49:21):
There's a long history of people disappearing
in the Lincoln Mm-hmm anddisappearing by Obama.
Their Clintons took the same,took the same path.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Like hey, we'll take that ball and rum Works for you.
We can improve on it.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Hold my beer, you said.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
Hillary.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
What about the flat earth?

Speaker 6 (49:43):
What.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
That I can't get behind, that I can't get behind,
can't get behind the flat earth.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
I don't.

Speaker 6 (49:50):
I love a conspiracy.
I do, that's just stupid.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (49:58):
And.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
I can't get behind that.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
But what I like to do is I want to go on to like some
flat earth or forms like chatrooms and stuff.
And I want to start a thingwhere I'm a pseudo scientist and
I believe that all the fuckingwindmills that are going up

(50:23):
everywhere are actually changingthe weather, because they're
impacting the rotation of theearth.
What?

Speaker 6 (50:31):
Will you throw in that?
They're seeding the atmospheretoo.
The airplanes are seeding theatmosphere.
I'm not going to go that far, Ijust want to go all in with
windmills.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
Giant fans.
I hate it.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Affecting the rotation of the earth and see if
I can get them fired up aboutit.

Speaker 6 (50:48):
Especially, if you like.
Do it, because if they getfired up about the earth's
rotation changing, then you canthrow in.
So is it just a flat platespinning or is it rotating like
a sphere?
You dumb fucks.
You dumb dumb.
That's a good idea Seeding theatmosphere, though I absolutely
will have a coronary If someoneseriously has another

(51:08):
conversation with me, another,because they've happened more
than once.

Speaker 5 (51:11):
Yup.

Speaker 6 (51:12):
About how airplanes are seeding the atmosphere.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
I don't know.
I don't know.
Is it happening?
I can't say no, I can't say yes.

Speaker 6 (51:20):
No.
You can say no because it'sfucking stupid.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
I just don't know what does seeding?

Speaker 6 (51:23):
mean Like they're putting chemicals, so the birds
and the bees.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Yeah, so let's bring this back to the.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
Six o'clock.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
They have guys skydiving.
Oh seeding Seeding the air.

Speaker 7 (51:38):
Oh, not that.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
No but there are people that claim that's not it.
No, that's not it.

Speaker 6 (51:45):
There are people that claim that the Excuse me, the
exhaust or whatever off of anairplane.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Contrails.

Speaker 6 (51:53):
Is purposely made to create weather patterns that
cause severe weather, so thatpeople are affected.
Like that, we can somehowcontrol the weather over an
entire country with airplanetraffic.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
It's pretty arrogant that humans think we have
control over any of that.

Speaker 6 (52:16):
We're the dumbest of the primates.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Let's just be real clear.

Speaker 6 (52:20):
Am I wrong, taylor?
You're not.
We're the fucking dumbest.
So no, we don't do that.
We're Dang, I'm done.
She's heated.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Are you sweating?

Speaker 6 (52:29):
My pants are sweaty Guys guys Sometimes Superstar.
Say your name in 80s and 90skids.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
I always wanted to be here.

Speaker 6 (52:45):
No, you're Judy.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
Judith and I'm Judy, it's Judith.
I'm so sorry.
Okay, do I need?

Speaker 5 (52:51):
to move out of the way, judith is a snake, the
little arse.
Sunday.

Speaker 6 (52:55):
Sunday.
Sunday, judy is a snake, rightJudy, the room.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
I love how this conversation is going, because
we get into this bullshit.
And then I go back to like so,Brian, when did you get into
actual Like I asked him anything, I need to be prepared for
Nothing.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
No fart jokes.
Cool, I'm down Drying the jokes.
That's what it it's reallyloose, it's really loose by
whole.

Speaker 5 (53:27):
Yeah, I've told people yeah, that's not a good
thing to have.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
It just feels like a real conversation.
You know if I had a list oflike questions?

Speaker 5 (53:36):
you know it's really scripted.
So what was your favorite petwhen you were growing up?

Speaker 6 (53:42):
Oh, that's a good question.
That's a good question, thoughthat's a good question though?

Speaker 1 (53:46):
When did you lose your virginity?
What's your favorite sexualposition?
We have asked that.

Speaker 5 (53:54):
That I don't doubt at all.
We have asked that.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
We have asked that kind of stuff.

Speaker 6 (54:03):
Wait, so you gave me the point when I said murder
docs.
Are you a murder doc person?

Speaker 5 (54:07):
If sports, detective shows and murder docs are about
all that shows on my television,or horror films like TV shows
or whatever.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Maybe we need a some type of sport detective, murder,
horror movie.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
That would be interesting.
That's a lot.
That would be a lot to unpack.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
Are you in any horror movies?

Speaker 5 (54:34):
Not at the moment.
No.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
I'd like to be in a horror movie.
I could get murdered.
A horror movie.

Speaker 7 (54:40):
Horror, horror, horror horror.
I'm up and for either Either.

Speaker 5 (54:45):
She did say stay tuned for her only fans and I
can do the like for no reason atall.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
The boobs are out and running and then they get
murdered.
I could do that.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
How did that go?

Speaker 4 (54:57):
For the right price.
I could do it.

Speaker 6 (55:01):
For a Klondike Bauer.
What a white call.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
What would you do?
It's going to be Taylor doesLawton?
She's not popping up to do.
Dallas, you told me that thatalready happened, though.

Speaker 5 (55:11):
What I did.
I feel like it's more.

Speaker 6 (55:15):
Taylor does Alva.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
What.

Speaker 7 (55:19):
It's probably Enid or something.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Taylor does Slaughterville?

Speaker 7 (55:22):
Taylor does.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Slaughterville.
It's a porn horror movie thatmakes more sense.

Speaker 6 (55:28):
That's a horror movie .

Speaker 4 (55:30):
Or I could just with Tiger King go down there Big.

Speaker 2 (55:34):
Mac, I don't think he swings that way.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
That is a very different movie.
He's in prison.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
Or jail.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
You're just going to go down there for a hand job.
What?

Speaker 6 (55:46):
He's going to swing that way.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
No, Rob Lowe's there?

Speaker 6 (55:50):
I hope not.
He's doing the Adkinscommercials.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
I hope Rob's not there.
What's his?

Speaker 4 (55:54):
name Jeff Lowe.
What?

Speaker 6 (55:58):
Jeff Lowe, the other Tiger guy.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Sorry, rob, don't sue the podcast.
I know you're a listener.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
You should do a remake.

Speaker 5 (56:12):
Where were you on the dump button on that one, shane,
I was too late.

Speaker 6 (56:17):
I'll play the.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Tiger King.

Speaker 6 (56:21):
Can I be Carol Baskins?

Speaker 1 (56:24):
I think Brian ought to be Carol Baskins.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Hey all you go-kats and kids.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
I'm like, hey, motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
I've done three times .
Not a fuck you.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
What the hell do.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
I'll play the lesbian girl that loses a limb or
something.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
Oh yeah, she lost a hand.
Would you?

Speaker 5 (56:49):
change anything no.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
I love them big cats.

Speaker 6 (56:55):
You got to take some teeth out.
I'll just use some black.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Blackout.

Speaker 6 (57:01):
Blackout.

Speaker 5 (57:02):
She's like no, you're shooting today, Alright.

Speaker 6 (57:10):
So what was the first Sorry, I'm going to there we go
.
What was the first productionyou were in?

Speaker 5 (57:19):
On screen that you got paid for that you had pants
on.
Well, now I got to think harder.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
You had the pants on.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
The first one I actually got paid for.
I was an extra I can't evenremember the name of it.
My face took up they had me youcould see the portions of my
face.
It took up like two thirds ofthe screen but you couldn't
really tell it was me.
It was an extra role to kind ofget into the I switched from
doing musical theater to filmand it took me about five years

(57:50):
before I was born.
I was born in the 19th century.
I was born in the 19th century.
I was born in the 19th century,five years before I figured out
what I was doing, because it'sso different.

Speaker 6 (58:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (58:06):
I've gone back and looked at some of those early
auditions.
They're atrocious.
I look at them and I'm likethis guy should have quit.
It was bad.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
I could never watch myself.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
It was terrible.

Speaker 6 (58:18):
Oh yeah, I did just the other day and did you go-.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Was it cringe, it was you know-.

Speaker 5 (58:27):
I was so far For real , though you look at it and it's
like, okay, these classes thatI've taken are doing something.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
And mine was different.
Mine, coming from I had donestand-up for a few years before
getting into acting.
So when I was auditioning, Iwas I was doing the audition
basically like I was performingstand-up, like just being if you
want to call it overacting orjust that part of my personality

(58:56):
.
It was coming out, and silenceis death.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
Like for a stand-up comedian.
So you hit those sparse wordslike pause and you gotta let
tension build and you're likeI've just bombed.

Speaker 6 (59:11):
That's right.
But yeah, after his first CodyMyo class he had some auditions
to do right after that and Iread for him and it was like, oh
, that yep, that's good.
So the classes have paid off.
I don't care how much they cost.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
We are putting you in those classes as many times as
you want, I need to do some morebecause I know I need to keep
sharpening that tool.
I mean, it is just like the gym.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
I just like the gym.

Speaker 6 (59:42):
It's a muscle you gotta work.
Stop talking about working yourmuscles and tools.

Speaker 5 (59:49):
You're the one that went that direction.

Speaker 6 (59:50):
And if I want to work , my muscle tool.

Speaker 7 (59:52):
We know what's happening after we leave Gross
Not here, we're not doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
We've been married for a while.
How long?
Shane, almost 11 years On the15th of December.

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
Happy early anniversary.

Speaker 7 (01:00:11):
Thank you Got a fun weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
We're so in love Tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
This is it this is our fun.
Christmas party for my talentagency on the 15th.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
Very nice.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
We got reservations for our anniversary dinner at
Red Prime Steakhouse.
This will be our 10th yeardoing that, goddamn.
So they get our money on ouranniversary.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
Every year.

Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
They take lots of it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
And that is worth it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:49):
Our spot is the melting pot.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Ooh, I love the melting pot she loves it that
used to be my spot.

Speaker 5 (01:00:56):
You're going to go drop $200 or $300 or whatever,
but forces you to sit there andhave that conversation.

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
And you're so full by the chocolate but you have to
fucking eat it, oh yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:01:09):
By the time the dessert comes out, I'm like I
can't.

Speaker 6 (01:01:13):
But I'm gonna.
It's like the cheevers icecream ball.
Oh my God, have you ever had acheevers ball?
It's ice cream coded and it'slike a bigger than a softball
size, coated in like cinnamoncandy nuts.
It's fucking amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
We don't have sex on our anniversary after dinner,
because we're too full so isthat a pregame?
It's a pregame.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
It's a pregame, maybe in the morning after it's sad
that when you're pregnant, whenyou're married, you have to
schedule it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
Dude, it's a thing sometimes Can we have to do?

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
it now because we're going to be too full and we're
going to be tired and gassy, sowe're not doing it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:56):
So last year was our 10th anniversary and we got a
room at the Omni.
At the Omni and it was lovelyand you just passed out.
Well beforehand, we were likewe should probably do it now.
Because we won't, we're goingto be so tired.
We'll feel like a later, we'regoing to be too full, right?

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Yeah, definitely too full All right let's do it now,
so we had pre-dinner sex.
There's a good little appetizer.

Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
Gross, I hate this conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
You don't.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
No, she doesn't.
I hate this.
Talking sexual stuff with, likeher family or family.

Speaker 5 (01:02:39):
I do.
People heard the conversations.
My cousin and I have Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
But is your cousin a dude.
No, she was getting souncomfortable during, like her.

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
Pap smear.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
I don't know why you were there, but that was weird.
Probably uncomfortable then too.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
During like sex, you were getting like sexy underwear
.

Speaker 6 (01:03:11):
No, I don't want to be here.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
Because there's a string on the lips.
I know you're going to belicking in the middle, so great
the tang.

Speaker 6 (01:03:22):
You know that's not happening.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
The twang you just got to lick past the twang that
needs to be a sound by it Lickpast the twang.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Trademark David Oldham, that's their dad.

Speaker 6 (01:03:37):
I'll have to.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
I want to make him a shirt Lick past the twang.

Speaker 6 (01:03:42):
Done.
That's what I'm going to put inDirty Santa.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Lick past the twang t-shirt.

Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
Podcast logo.
So for one of my bridal showersI did Someone did a lingerie
shower, Bross panties.
Cute stuff.
The best part was the night ofour wedding.
I wore the set that you andyour mom got me, Just so I could

(01:04:10):
look at him and be like, hey,do you know who got me this?
Your mom and your sister.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
I was like yeah, that's nice, that's.

Speaker 5 (01:04:18):
I'm going to think They've got good taste.

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
And then you take a picture and send it to him and
go.
Thanks, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
I remember my mom just holding something I don't
fuck it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
Oh my God Thinking of you.

Speaker 6 (01:04:34):
Thanks guys, it's just crumpled on the floor, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
With a weird sheen on it.
I don't like it.
Some wadded up peanuts.

Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
I don't know if we I just want to give a shout out to
my mom and my sister for thislovely wedding gift.

Speaker 6 (01:04:53):
Hashtag thank you, hashtag, thank you, hashtag.
Wedded bliss.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Hashtag mayoral.

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
Hashtag wed.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
I'm so lucky to have this family.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Hashtag wham bam right in the clam.

Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
Oh yeah, I was like who who invited me to this?

Speaker 6 (01:05:13):
Courtney, jesus, that was Courtney that did that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
My sister.
Hey, just so you know I'mwearing it.
And then just walk off.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
She hardly gets uncomfortable about anything.
We can talk whatever with thatlittle subject right there.

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
Not little.

Speaker 6 (01:05:37):
Not little.
It depends on the temperature.
It was little.

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
I just got out of the pool.
I'm a grower, not a showeredguy, jesus.

Speaker 6 (01:05:48):
No, I don't think we had sex on our wedding night.
What.

Speaker 5 (01:05:53):
We were so fucking tired and number two On your
wedding night or there inwedding night, our wedding night
.

Speaker 6 (01:06:00):
We were the only sober ones.
Everybody else was drunk asfuck.

Speaker 4 (01:06:04):
I threw up so much and then I had to go be at work
at 7 o'clock in the morning, didyou really?

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
I was pissed because we had a whole like to-go plate
made.
We barely ate too.

Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
Yeah, you're so busy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
And we fucking forgot them.
Oh my god, I was just thinkingabout getting back to the hotel,
have some snacks, and you werepissed, weren't you?

Speaker 5 (01:06:30):
I was so mad.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
We're just going to bed.

Speaker 6 (01:06:34):
Well, no, because then I realized we get to the
room and I realize I don't havea brush.
I had forgotten a hairbrush.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
I think you forgot more than that.

Speaker 6 (01:06:45):
Like makeup.
You didn't have your makeup.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
I don't think.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
I had deodorant Don't get dumped.
For the hygiene.
It was a clusterfuck, my dome.

Speaker 6 (01:06:56):
And he had to pull bobby pins out of my hair.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Out of everywhere, everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
And so many bobby pins.

Speaker 6 (01:07:08):
And he had to pull them all out.
The dress was heavy, I washungry, he was hungry.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
We-.

Speaker 6 (01:07:16):
I had to try to brush my hair out of my hair.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
I was still not used to it.
I got my hair back and I waslike it's fine.

Speaker 6 (01:07:27):
I didn't have a comb from the front desk.
And I had so much hairspray.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Yes, the black ones.
I had so much hairspray in myhair.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
There was no sexy time happening.
After that, we ate chocolatecovered strawberries.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
It was the only meal we've ever eaten that the hotel
put in the room.

Speaker 6 (01:07:45):
So they've been sitting there, them as a meal.
You're not as like a sexy timewith champagne that there's
straw over there and then go tosleep.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Yeah, let's just redo this in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
But we, so we did something fun for our wedding.
Well, we thought like we had.
Billy Sims cater it.
So we had a nice barbecue andat the time the Billy Sims store
we got it from was good, reallyreally good, and that's why we
chose that store to do thecatering.
And then we go to the mallbecause we stay up at the room

(01:08:22):
Waterford, the Waterford Hotel,nice place.
And then we go to Quills no, inSquare Mall, just to waste some
time the next day and weactually see Billy Sims in the
mall.
That's the they had, like aHouse divided or yeah, fans were

(01:08:43):
something there and he wasthere signing and we got a
picture with him and you're likeI am yeah yeah, we, I put your
sausage in my mouth.
I like the way your sausagetastes.

Speaker 5 (01:08:58):
And it was at that point in time that security
escort building and put ourpictures on the front and said
never again.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Because her hair was ratted.
She didn't have makeup on.
You can tell, I was justfucking angry as shit.

Speaker 6 (01:09:12):
We're going to ask you guys over here.
We did, it was a good time.

Speaker 5 (01:09:15):
If you could exit stage left, that'd be real nice.

Speaker 6 (01:09:18):
Oh, and then we went to melting pot that night.

Speaker 7 (01:09:21):
I don't remember.

Speaker 6 (01:09:22):
We have a picture of us at melting pot in our living
room.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Oh, my God, that's where that was taken.

Speaker 6 (01:09:28):
Yes, I love that place.
I haven't been there Well itwas really great.

Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
I got a divorce so we don't go there anymore.
That would be weird if we did.
Hey, you want to meet me?

Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
there.
You ain't got to go with him.
Nobody likes me.
You can go by yourself.

Speaker 7 (01:09:40):
I like you.
Can we go to melting pot?
Nobody likes me, she says Do wehave a sister date?

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Yes, I mean, you can always say hey guys, do you want
?

Speaker 5 (01:09:47):
to go.
I mean, like, do you?
I'm kind of all so poor, so Doyou know?
I mean, do you need a?

Speaker 6 (01:09:50):
reason to do that.
Does anybody want to take me tomelting pot?

Speaker 4 (01:09:52):
So you have to like lick a penis if you want to get
like, get melting pot.

Speaker 5 (01:09:57):
Yeah, I don't have to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
Oh, I do.
Does your wife have to go tomelting pot?

Speaker 6 (01:10:03):
Are you looking at me ?
Oh what?

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Taylor, I don't have to.

Speaker 6 (01:10:07):
But she does.
You have to lick a penis, wait.

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
Taylor likes I missed the conversation Taylor likes
getting that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
I'm heavy guy.
I don't Taylor likes gettingthat pre-milting pot fondue.

Speaker 5 (01:10:22):
Oh, I thought he's going to say fondle.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
She fondles for the fondue.
Hey, I do a lot for the fondue.
Put that on your put that onyour tinder profile I fondle for
the fondue.
Maybe when you're a TikTokbachelors, we'll give you a
little pre-milting pot fondue.

Speaker 5 (01:10:39):
That's what we ought to do.
Contact me so we need to setthis up and we'll do like a
bachelorette with her.

Speaker 6 (01:10:46):
Oh my God, at the melting pot, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:10:50):
That's going to be like the final like where you
give them the rose.

Speaker 6 (01:10:55):
How many courses are there at melting pot Four?

Speaker 7 (01:10:59):
five.

Speaker 5 (01:10:59):
Five.

Speaker 6 (01:11:00):
Okay, so we need five .

Speaker 5 (01:11:01):
Appetizer.

Speaker 4 (01:11:02):
Cheese.

Speaker 5 (01:11:03):
Cheese, I mean cheese Salad.
See you guys, appetizer salad.
Oh, now there's four, four,Four.

Speaker 6 (01:11:12):
So we need four bachelors, one for each course,
and then, at the end, you gettheir fondue.
You get fondittled.
All of them, all of themFondittled.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
No, you pick one to get fondittled.
All of them, if you want, Idon't care how many.

Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
Maybe, all of them.
I like you all equally.
I don't like that much.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
Too many dicks.
Is that what you're doing?
Just slap it away.
Just slap it around like it's.
That's how I pick Like have youguys seen?

Speaker 7 (01:11:36):
that show.
I want this one.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
Have you guys seen that show?
I see you.

Speaker 6 (01:11:39):
Have you guys seen that show on HBO what?
I haven't seen it, but peoplehave talked about it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
Where there's like You're getting the first naked.
It's called naked attraction.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
So there's a lady.

Speaker 6 (01:11:50):
I'm watching it, filmed in Europe, so there's a
bachelorette and there are likefour or five dudes naked Noise.
They're in like these weirdlittle tubes or something, where
it reveals from like their hipsdown.
Just the dicks, just the dicks.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
So she's going through judging dicks like oh
look, how cute that is.

Speaker 6 (01:12:10):
And they like and she like judges them, and then she
eliminates someone based ontheir wiener, and then it goes
up to like their chest and thenshe eliminates someone from that
and then it goes through theirface and she eliminates someone,
and so then it's down to liketwo guys, and then she has to
come out in front naked and shepicks.

(01:12:30):
And they can decide to acceptor not.
I want to go on that show, thefuck.
Yeah, that's not a show I'veever signed up for she's going
to do it anyway, I'm over

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
it at this point Whatever that's not HBO.
Yeah, hell yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:12:47):
That's not a show Like I'm confident in stuff, but
like I'm so nervous.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
I'm not watching it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
I wonder if they're flaccid, because that is not
going to work.
I need to know what we'reworking with.

Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
I want to see both.

Speaker 6 (01:13:04):
It's got to be at 77 degrees and I just want to see
both, because I want to see whatcomes out of the shower.
You know what I mean.
Well, I don't care, flaccidwien, but I also want to see,
like, what I'm working with atnight or morning.
I want to see what I'm workingwith during the fun times.
I guess, I want to see the likeeveryday times.

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
The flaccid is so ugly every time.

Speaker 6 (01:13:26):
I know, but like if they have a decent looking
flaccid dick, neck and mora, Iwould assume that they have a
really good looking dick, dick,maybe not, maybe it just barely
gets hard enough.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
So it's still kind of that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (01:13:36):
So you got to see both.
That's true, you got to seeboth.
Yeah, how much of a grower orshow are Is he?

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
I don't think they're like hey guys, can you jack it
a bit, let's see what's going on.
I would wish they would.
I want to know, like like shepicks a guy, right, yeah, and
then they're like oh, oh andthey hug Naked.
Does he?
Yeah, Does he start growing alittle bit?

Speaker 4 (01:13:59):
I hope so, yeah, if not, then you're not, Then it's
not working.
Yeah, you're not going to pickthat one.

Speaker 6 (01:14:04):
So like what kind?

Speaker 5 (01:14:04):
of age demographic are we?
Are you talking about the inthe 20s and 30s, or is it like
50s and 60s?

Speaker 6 (01:14:09):
So I haven't watched it, but I feel like I saw
something on TikTok where thelady was like 60s, 50s, 60s.

Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
Uh-uh.

Speaker 6 (01:14:17):
I feel like that's what I saw.
I haven't watched the show.
I won't because I think my momhas watched it and I won't talk
about it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
We have to watch at least one episode.
Shane, we have to, shane, wehave for research purposes.

Speaker 5 (01:14:28):
I thought you were going to say that your mom was
on an episode and so no, no, no.

Speaker 6 (01:14:32):
but Melody has probably watched it, I'm sure of
it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
but I just but if I tell her she under that Dicks,
dicks.

Speaker 6 (01:14:38):
Yes, are you kidding?
So she's here.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
So if you were, going to be on the show.
Would you want to be one of thefour on the tubes?

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
Or the actual picker.

Speaker 6 (01:14:50):
I want to be picked.
I want to pick, although I'mpretty confident in the way my
punani looks.
I think I have a cute punani.
She's cute, thank you.
Wow, she's tidy, tidy, tidycats.

Speaker 5 (01:15:01):
That's a show I wouldn't make.
That's my fucking coochie lipshanging out.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
But just think you're the guy and you got four.
You are down there looking likeLooking at ladies.
Is it like this?

Speaker 6 (01:15:17):
Like there's so many different punani lips, elephant
toe Damn Big ol' lips that one'sjuicy, damn boy.
Ew what if it wasn't.
I'm not trying to go on asafari here If you were a guy in
a tube.

Speaker 5 (01:15:30):
Well, it's just covered in hair.

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
And so it's up at your waist.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
So all she's seeing is your dick.
Do you kind of wiggle it?
Yeah, are you just standingstill?
Are you kind of Trying to?

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
do them the same way.
Yeah, you're doing the littlejiggle jiggle.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
Just to get it a little.

Speaker 6 (01:15:48):
Are you flexing it?

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
Yeah, are you like?

Speaker 6 (01:15:50):
Right, right Right.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
To the, to what she's saying, you know, to a, b, yeah
she's asking questions and yougive a little.

Speaker 5 (01:15:58):
He gives a how you doing.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Like a.

Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
Like a joint Like a bounce to it.
Yeah, Give me one pump for ayes, two for a no.

Speaker 6 (01:16:05):
Yeah, what's?
What is a girl doing?
Like if she's in the tube, itdoesn't, can you see?

Speaker 5 (01:16:12):
that, though, it doesn't even matter, doesn't
matter.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
It's just there, has a dude.
Yeah, as long as it's nice andtidy.
It did lin it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:21):
We have to attempt to look.
Nothing on us is attractive.

Speaker 7 (01:16:25):
Nothing.
This is kind of attractive,I've said that I don't.

Speaker 5 (01:16:28):
I've said that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
I've said that there's.
That's why she never walks inthe bedroom and I'm sprawled out
.

Speaker 5 (01:16:35):
Yeah, that's not going to end up well for you.
That's just gross.
It's not going to end up wellfor you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:39):
I've had some really wrinkly balls that are now 47
years old, just flopping over.
That's not.
That's not.
Poor thing that's not I know,and she still bats it around
like that.
You've got to unstick them fromthe side of your leg, she does
not.

Speaker 6 (01:16:56):
She does not do that because he has sensitive nuts.

Speaker 5 (01:17:01):
There's his new nickname, right.

Speaker 6 (01:17:04):
Tatey's got a pee pee .

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
I think it's leaking.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
What else?

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
are you talking about I?

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
think it's leaking.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
You took your headphones on too early, too
early.
God, now that she's out of theroom, now we can talk about the
good stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:17:24):
Let's see.
So what theater productionswere you in?

Speaker 5 (01:17:27):
Yeah, there was also a theater game Guys and Dolls,
the Wizard of Oz, annie, a fewgood men, south Pacific.

Speaker 6 (01:17:39):
Gonna, wash that man right out of my head.
No.

Speaker 5 (01:17:43):
That one was actually when I started.
There was a kind of a breakbetween high school and like
community theater in OklahomaCity.

Speaker 6 (01:17:50):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
I actually ended up taking somebody's place.
They had a health issue andlike a week before the show they
were trying to replace somebody.
I was referred to them.
Hey, I know this guy that doesthis.

Speaker 6 (01:18:07):
That's awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:18:08):
So I came in and I actually did that for a couple
of shows.
One was like a week before,another was like nine or ten
days before, and ended up withlines.

Speaker 6 (01:18:17):
Sweet.

Speaker 5 (01:18:19):
That weren't there before.

Speaker 6 (01:18:21):
Are you a bass or a baritone?
Yes, Good good, good.

Speaker 5 (01:18:24):
Excellent, so my voice actually went down a
little bit.
I had a disc replaced in myneck a little over three years
ago.
Wow, my voice kind of Changed.

Speaker 6 (01:18:35):
Yeah, did it lower, did it.

Speaker 5 (01:18:37):
A little bit.

Speaker 6 (01:18:38):
Did your range deepen .

Speaker 5 (01:18:41):
Yeah, a little bit, but it also kind of shrunk a
little bit Wow yeah.
Because, I was, I could dotenor one Like I was.

Speaker 6 (01:18:50):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
I had a pretty wide range.

Speaker 6 (01:18:53):
So when I was in like high school and college.
I was alto two tenor like Isang a whole lot with the dudes
and then when I was in college Igot my tonsils taken out and
then I couldn't.
I couldn't sing that low.

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
Oh your rap wasn't that perfect.
And then I went.

Speaker 6 (01:19:11):
She was like oh yeah, pretty much.
And then I went I was in Idon't know.
I was in like Edmond CommunityCorral or something like that.
So I went after Christmas break, after I got my tonsils out,
and I was like, oh shit, Iphysically cannot sing these
notes.
And so I got reevaluated and Iwas like, oh, soprano one was

(01:19:31):
like.
So I went from alto two tosoprano one and I didn't know
how to what.
How do you read that high?
I don't know how to read musicthat high.
And now I sing barbershop, nowI sing lead, so I don't have to
read music at all.
It's lovely.

Speaker 5 (01:19:44):
I'm Jordan.
I'm sorry, I stopped headingyou, my bad.

Speaker 6 (01:19:48):
Jordan.
She'll sing you a song here ina minute.

Speaker 5 (01:19:51):
All right, it's going to be my turn.
Pea breaks pea breaks.

Speaker 6 (01:19:55):
Everybody take a pea break.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
I will get some scripts.
We're going to do some scriptreading.

Speaker 10 (01:20:02):
What's that.

Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
Are we acting?
Oh yeah, is it recording it?

Speaker 9 (01:20:05):
is recording.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
It is recording.
She's noivous, thank goodness,noivous about it.
I think, we'll do this onefirst.

Speaker 6 (01:20:17):
I need to pee and I also need to feed the dogs.
Let's see, oh my God, okay, soyou and Tay-Tay talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
I'll have Brian and Taylor do this first scene.
Not what happened, why not?
You don't have any lines inthis right now.
I still would like to be partof the conversation.

Speaker 6 (01:20:35):
Oh God fine Jesus.
Do we have to talk to eachother?
Taking care of your dogs?

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
Taylor, what do you want for Christmas?
Do we have?

Speaker 4 (01:20:42):
to talk.
Wait, yeah, christmas, that'sall we're doing.
What Dirty Santa.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Yeah, I just want to know what you want for Christmas
, like if you.

Speaker 4 (01:20:54):
If I had a boyfriend?

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Yeah, so if you were in a relationship, what would
you ask your significant otherfor Christmas?

Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
Good question.
Uh, I haven't really thoughtabout it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
You don't know what you want for.

Speaker 4 (01:21:20):
Christmas, I don't need anything.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
I didn't say need, I said want, you know, hot husband
.
Ok, you want a hot husband.
No, I actually don't want ahusband Hmm I would like Some
new towels.
Hmm, I can get behind that.

(01:21:47):
I love a good.
I like a bashee.
Yeah, I like the big one.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
I like and I don't like the thin I want thick that.
Yeah, poofy, yeah, just towels.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
Hmm, I can see why she doesn't have a guy right now
.

Speaker 4 (01:22:10):
Because I want to have.

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
Really creative.
Oh yeah, Money oh yeah, wouldyou want?
Money.

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
Well, yeah, yeah, who doesn't?

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
I don't know, there might be some people that.

Speaker 4 (01:22:23):
My favorite store is Urban Boondocks.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Urban Boondocks.

Speaker 4 (01:22:27):
I like their gift cards.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
What do they sell there?
Like hippie clothes.
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:22:32):
And purses and jewelry.
Ok, where's that at?

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
It's in Yukon off of Route 66.
Route 66.

Speaker 4 (01:22:40):
It's a local Get your kicks.
I like local things too, youknow like.

Speaker 1 (01:22:46):
Honey, local honey, Local honey I like I like Art.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
Art.
What the fuck just happened.
What was that?
Goddamn, your poster fell orsomething.
What are my?

Speaker 4 (01:22:55):
comics fell.
God, that was a sign.
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
Goddamn, that was a sign.
I like artwork.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
Good thing it's in, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:23:07):
It was your X-Men.
That's weird.
That would fall down.
Was it a ghost?

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
I don't know, maybe I hope they all don't fall down
now.

Speaker 5 (01:23:20):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
I know I feel like I'm I forgot what your eyes
looked like.
Daytime and nighttime.
I forgot what your eyes lookedlike.
You look so different.
Ok, let's see.

Speaker 3 (01:23:29):
There's the whole pupil and an iron you have
fucking eyeballs.
You have eyeballs.

Speaker 9 (01:23:35):
My God, it's white to your eyes.
Do you have 2020?

Speaker 6 (01:23:40):
It's like when Dwight Yocum doesn't wear a hat.
I'm like who the fuck?

Speaker 4 (01:23:42):
is Dwight Yocum.
You're like God gross.
And you're like, oh, oh, that'sDwight Yocum.

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
Here's our first little scene and you can read
along if you want.

Speaker 6 (01:23:51):
Oh, but I'm not in the scene.
That's what I said earlier.
That was a scene.
If you changed your mind, OK.

Speaker 1 (01:23:57):
So Taylor read the pink Pink, brian read the blue.
Ok, you can kind of read itover real quick.
Let me introduce this littlesegment.
All right, here we go.

(01:24:19):
We're doing a little bit ofscene reading.
Brian will be good at this.
Taylor, we'll suck, but that's.

Speaker 6 (01:24:31):
OK, is this one of those where it's probably a
movie I haven't seen?

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
That's what exactly it is Movies that.
Casey has not seen.

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
And we're going to shame her for it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
OK, all right, are you guys ready?
Yes, ma'am and action.

Speaker 7 (01:24:53):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:24:57):
Cut.
You got to take the glasses offto see which one's pink.

Speaker 4 (01:25:01):
I thought we were reading the black part.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
OK, I'll read that black part.
Ok, here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:25:06):
You can't just sit at the top and not read it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
Hold on, I'll do it.

Speaker 5 (01:25:12):
Let me get the right the words are on the page, I'm
going to say them.

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
Airport bus arrives, stewardess Elaine Dickinson
steps off.
Camera follows Elaine as shewalks to terminal building.

Speaker 7 (01:25:30):
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading
of passengers only.
There is no stopping in the redzone.

Speaker 5 (01:25:37):
The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading
of passengers.
There is no stopping in thewhite zone.

Speaker 7 (01:25:42):
No, the white zone is for loading and unloading and
there is no stopping in the redzone.

Speaker 5 (01:25:47):
The red zone has always been for loading and
unloading.
There is never stopping in thewhite zone.

Speaker 7 (01:25:52):
Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which
zone is for loading.

Speaker 5 (01:25:55):
Listen, Betty, don't start with your white zone.
Shit again.
Fuck off and cut.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Insane, very nice how movie is this Well done.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
Well done, we're not going to give that away yet
we're not there.

Speaker 4 (01:26:07):
yet I'm dropping it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
We're still going.
All right, here we go Nextscene.

Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
Same movie.

Speaker 5 (01:26:14):
Round two.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
Let's see how many parts I have in this one.

Speaker 6 (01:26:19):
Three, nope Four Wait .

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
One, two.

Speaker 6 (01:26:26):
I see three different speaking colors.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
Yep, there is.

Speaker 6 (01:26:28):
Okay, so Jesus Colorblind.

Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
Casey you're going to read, mrs Schiff, brian is
going to read for Randy and.
Taylor is going to read thegreen part.

Speaker 6 (01:26:50):
Green.
Is it green?
Huh, okay, got it, yep, allright, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:26:52):
Interior passenger cabin night Dude is holding on
to the car Interior passengercabin night Dude is holding his
stomach in pain.

Speaker 5 (01:27:13):
Can I get something for you?

Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
Can't fuck why it's over.

Speaker 5 (01:27:21):
Sorry, I don't understand, I guess let's cut,
let's start.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
I'll read the cues again because I think it's funny
.
Okay here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:27:36):
She got lost it on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
I know, and here we go.
Interior passenger cabin nightDude is holding his stomach in
pain.
Randy approaches.

Speaker 5 (01:27:51):
Can I get something for you?

Speaker 4 (01:27:52):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:27:56):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry
, I'm sorry.
Can I draw?

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
a couple Couple wall 지난.
I'm sorry, I don't understand.
A middle-aged woman is seatedbehind dudes.

Speaker 6 (01:28:06):
I can speak Jive.
He said he's in great pain andwants to know if you can help
him.

Speaker 5 (01:28:12):
What's up, look, marketers deal with your축
Production to review videos.

Speaker 6 (01:28:17):
That seems cutest and neat as I mean, Is she going to
dance with Kiev?
No, oh awesome.
I don't know why there's an.
She made it out.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
Oh, my God, god Wow I know what movie it is.

Speaker 6 (01:28:33):
I'm glad we got through that one.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
What just happened?

Speaker 5 (01:28:38):
What happened, taylorbug, didn't?
She got like spontaneouslycombusted over here.

Speaker 2 (01:28:45):
Oh my God.

Speaker 5 (01:28:47):
It's gonna get messy.

Speaker 6 (01:28:49):
Airplane.
I know this one.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
Yes, great job.
What did she win?
Nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:29:01):
See, we need to clarify what's happening in that
night.

Speaker 4 (01:29:03):
You're gonna get finger in the butthole.

Speaker 6 (01:29:05):
Probably not.
We've also had thatconversation.

Speaker 5 (01:29:10):
You have to have that conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
Do you want to read along with this one?
This is their.
Them two are doing this scene,then we are gonna do the next
one.
Yes, alright, so Taylor, you'rereading pink.
Brian is reading blue.

Speaker 4 (01:29:28):
There's two papers, new scene, new movie.
I know, is this what it'sreally like?
Is this real life?

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
acting yeah when you're.
Do you have to?

Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
memorize it.
Yeah, I couldn't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:29:43):
I have a very small brain.

Speaker 5 (01:29:44):
There's a whole lot of work that goes in before you
do the other, prep it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
Am I wanked?
Yeah, you're wanked Also it's.
They're really done in likeMost of the time kind of shorter
scenes, so it's not like thewhole scene.
Yeah, it's not like.
And then yeah, and sometimesyou get.

(01:30:10):
That makes sense.
You'll get your sides thatmorning on set.

Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
What.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
That sides and they'll be printed kind of
smaller About that big, and soyou can.
You've already read through thescript, but these are just used
to kind of.
Job, your memory a little bit,a little bit, yeah.
So between when they say cut,you'll have some A little bit of
waiting time, you can readthrough the sides and all that,

(01:30:40):
so you do have most of it kindof memorized.
Okay, here we go.
Oh, there's no, there's noactions or anything I need to
talk about.
We're just starting on it andAction.

Speaker 5 (01:30:57):
It always works at home.
Yeah well, have me over fordinner some year and prove it
Meantime, pay up $1,148 timestwo.
I don't have that kind of money.

Speaker 4 (01:31:06):
Jack, I didn't hear that.

Speaker 5 (01:31:08):
Wang, I'm just a poor .

Speaker 4 (01:31:10):
Chinese Wang.
You're in a restaurant, that'smore than, me.
Oh yeah, right, I mean I don'thave that kind of money on me.
That's what I thought you meant.

Speaker 5 (01:31:19):
Where's your truck parked, Jack?
First I have to go somewhere,Jack.

Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
No, you don't.
Yeah, I do.
So how about we meet at myrestaurant in a few hours?
You know, I pay the money then.

Speaker 5 (01:31:31):
You pay the money when you gotta go.

Speaker 4 (01:31:34):
The airport.

Speaker 5 (01:31:35):
Yeah, right over my dead body.

Speaker 4 (01:31:37):
If need be.

Speaker 5 (01:31:39):
I'll follow you.

Speaker 4 (01:31:41):
You don't trust me after all these years.
That makes me sad, Jack.

Speaker 5 (01:31:45):
It reminds me of an old Chinese joke.

Speaker 4 (01:31:46):
Save it, I'll give you a lift, just get in the
truck.

Speaker 5 (01:31:48):
You were going to follow me, jack, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
Then I came to my senses In scene.

Speaker 4 (01:31:55):
Very nice, I think I know the movie.
Was I supposed to be Asian?

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
Yes, you don't have to, okay, and then, I'll give
you a little one page.
If you guys want to read along,follow along.
There.
You go A little one page hereand Action.
Can I ask you a seriousquestion?

Speaker 6 (01:32:21):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (01:32:22):
Well then, would you ever consider just jumping into?

Speaker 6 (01:32:26):
Sure, but never with a person in your condition.

Speaker 1 (01:32:28):
What's wrong with my condition?

Speaker 6 (01:32:30):
Try standing down when, where I am, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
Miller.
Time Before Jack can take aspectacular shot back at this
girl.
Something comes between them.
Three shady, these kids withboom and chew beard, ski vest
jeans and heavy duty blackengineer boots, carving their
own freeway through the crowd,shoving people aside hey.

Speaker 6 (01:32:55):
Don't what Lords of Death street gang punks from
Chinatown.
This isn't good.
What are they doing here?

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
What are you doing here?
They got relatives too.
You know People to meet, placesto go.

Speaker 6 (01:33:09):
They're assholes, nc they're assholes.

Speaker 1 (01:33:14):
Is this Ching Chong Wing Weng and Billy Ray Cyrus.

Speaker 6 (01:33:18):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
What is?

Speaker 6 (01:33:19):
Ching Chong Wing Weng Is this Billy?

Speaker 5 (01:33:24):
Ray Cyrus she's gonna switch it up.

Speaker 6 (01:33:27):
And Ching.

Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
Chong Wing Weng.
Big trouble, little China.

Speaker 6 (01:33:30):
Billy Ray Cyrus.
That's what I said.
No, stupid, I hate that movieso fucking much I never watched
it.
Don't Save that many minutes ofyour life and don't do it what
You've never seen, that.
Don't Ching Chong Wing WengWeng, Billy Ray Cyrus.

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
I'm trying to see how we could do these.
I didn't have time to highlightthe different parts.

Speaker 6 (01:33:54):
We can read.
We can read.

Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
Let me see.

Speaker 6 (01:34:03):
Can you read though?

Speaker 7 (01:34:06):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:34:09):
Apparently only bodies.

Speaker 6 (01:34:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
This might be too.
This might be too.

Speaker 6 (01:34:19):
Too risky.

Speaker 1 (01:34:22):
Advanced.
Well, no, it'd just be easierto follow along with what things
highlighted.

Speaker 6 (01:34:27):
You underestimate our capacity to read.

Speaker 1 (01:34:33):
I don't know about her capacity to read the correct
just her over.

Speaker 5 (01:34:40):
there Words are hard.

Speaker 6 (01:34:42):
Words is hard.

Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
She's a little.

Speaker 6 (01:34:47):
A little what.

Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
She's a little.

Speaker 4 (01:34:50):
Why did you scream that?
Whoa Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
I do think we ought to do TikTok videos now.
Yes, yeah, we got some bangersin there and I think we'll have
a good time.

Speaker 5 (01:35:07):
Ready?
It might be the only humanbeing not on TikTok.

Speaker 6 (01:35:11):
Oh, brian, you're missing out.

Speaker 5 (01:35:14):
I see videos People still send me.
I see them.

Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
I just yeah memes 90% of my communication with people
is memes and videos.

Speaker 5 (01:35:25):
Yes, at least you're aware of what TikTok has to
offer.

Speaker 6 (01:35:30):
Oh yes, I'm so ready.

Speaker 4 (01:35:34):
Ginger.
I never fucked a ginger, by theway.
I did, you did.

Speaker 5 (01:35:42):
Don't lie.

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
You meant to say that twice, you had ginger, I did,
I'm going to do a new music forthe TikTok video intros.

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
She says and I think I'll do that during our little
off season Come up with somegood TikTok video music.

Speaker 4 (01:35:58):
You could probably use like Geraldine or something,
geraldine or that might be.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
I do have I do have a little intro.
It's still a TikTok video, butan intro to the TikTok bachelors
, yes.
So that will be at the verybeginning of the video.
So we're going to do that againtoo.

Speaker 5 (01:36:19):
That definitely needs to happen.

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
Okay, here we go yeah .

Speaker 5 (01:36:24):
She's on board.

Speaker 7 (01:36:27):
I'm scared.
What little piece of hair Sucka ma.

Speaker 6 (01:36:32):
suck a ma cock.
What the fuck Suck a ma cock?
Why did he have a kazoo in?

Speaker 5 (01:36:38):
his mouth.
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:36:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:36:45):
Is it smoking a zoo?

Speaker 1 (01:36:46):
I want to be a part of that family so bad you are
part of that family.

Speaker 6 (01:36:50):
I was like wow.
I made up a song Suck a ma cock.
We were on our way home and Ireally had to poop.

Speaker 1 (01:36:59):
It was a Christmas song.

Speaker 6 (01:37:00):
Oh, it was Carol the Bells.
It was Carol the Bells.
I changed the words.
I have to poop.

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
But she gets mad when I do it On a Christmas song.
But she can't do it.

Speaker 4 (01:37:15):
I like the real, where the ladies garage had the
stick on her.
There was something for you.

Speaker 6 (01:37:21):
She was like what is this?

Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
What is this All right?
Here we go.
Suck a ma, suck a ma cock.
What the fuck.

Speaker 10 (01:37:32):
Suck a ma cock.
Ah, yes, I'm doing my part.
I'm doing my part.
I didn't do fucking.

Speaker 5 (01:37:41):
I should have Every group project that was me
yesterday.

Speaker 6 (01:37:47):
Shanky, can you turn that?

Speaker 5 (01:37:48):
up.
Can you turn that up in myheadphones?
Thank you, I love this one yeahit is.

Speaker 1 (01:37:56):
Is that good?

Speaker 5 (01:37:57):
Yeah, that's good, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:38:01):
Hello.

Speaker 5 (01:38:16):
She carries a job.
I love it.
I don't know.
It's the shoulder pads for me.

Speaker 6 (01:38:25):
Right, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:38:26):
I'm going to ask you to sing one today.

Speaker 6 (01:38:29):
One today.
Let me say one today.
Why have you never sang in it?

Speaker 1 (01:38:37):
I had to save it.
I didn't want to spoil it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:41):
I was singing it, I was singing it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:44):
I was doing it today, but I was trying to do it
quietly.
Oh my God.

Speaker 5 (01:38:49):
I've seen what Laban's done on this.
What the fuck.

Speaker 9 (01:38:53):
That's amazing.
My word will not return void.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
It will go to that which it was sent and it will
prosper.
But life and joy in the Well ifthat prospered.

Speaker 9 (01:39:06):
At that time, the nature of God.

Speaker 5 (01:39:09):
Hallelujah.

Speaker 3 (01:39:11):
And bread for eating will also provide and multiply.

Speaker 9 (01:39:16):
That's the opening of the winners of that one.
Oh, you have, silly, act thecream.
The cream thing establishedunder the the force, the
spiritual force of the force.

Speaker 3 (01:39:34):
Huh, the spiritual power.

Speaker 5 (01:39:37):
Smell.
My, it's Joey, do you think?
Smell the fart.
Awkward pause there.

Speaker 6 (01:39:45):
Do you think?
Do you think the good Lord inheaven laughs at fart jokes?
Fuck yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:39:51):
He made us fart.

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
My Lord does.
My Lord's a gassy Lord.

Speaker 4 (01:39:57):
He gave us a bottle for a reason Our God is a
flatulet.

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
God, I don't think that angels are actually playing
trumpets.
It's just farts.

Speaker 3 (01:40:07):
It's just bottles.

Speaker 5 (01:40:09):
As we even speak, I smell heaven.

Speaker 8 (01:40:13):
Oh no, if God's gonna send a bird, he'll send a bird
oh my God, oh my goodness,somebody spent way too much time
lining this up, shane.

Speaker 2 (01:40:27):
What was her name?

Speaker 6 (01:40:28):
Hold on before you move on.
What was her name?
That was on the channel what?
What baby?

Speaker 5 (01:40:37):
I just went limp, oh baby.

Speaker 6 (01:40:41):
I'm so sorry.
Oh God, he's broken.

Speaker 4 (01:40:45):
He did go limp.
I'm gonna do that again.
Oh God, we're having issues.
I'm not helping.
I've been in this positionbefore and it didn't end well.

Speaker 6 (01:40:56):
Brian, it happens to everybody, it's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:40:59):
It's not that coming, it's not gonna happen to
everybody.
It is a big deal.
It is a big deal.

Speaker 6 (01:41:08):
Oh, I like that, shane, you broke it bro.

Speaker 4 (01:41:13):
It pulled down too, early yeah that was too early
man.

Speaker 5 (01:41:17):
All right, try it now All right, don't tell so hard.

Speaker 6 (01:41:23):
Don't tell it, it's cute again, I know.
So okay.

Speaker 5 (01:41:30):
I was like oh, oh, hello.

Speaker 6 (01:41:32):
There was a lady that was on the church channel and
she had the big-ass hair and theabsurd outfits.
What was her name?
Oh, oh, you know what I'mtalking about Julian.
Is it something Baker.

Speaker 1 (01:41:47):
Oh Tammy.

Speaker 4 (01:41:48):
Faye Baker, I was still on the power crash.

Speaker 6 (01:41:51):
She had a really bad nose job 16 pounds of makeup on.
Yeah, yeah, and 98 pounds ofhairspray.

Speaker 5 (01:41:58):
And a perm in 1983, said was amazing, oh man.

Speaker 6 (01:42:03):
In 2017.
90's are back.
I hope 80's come back.

Speaker 5 (01:42:07):
No, it's coming back with the guys and mullets and
permanent mullets, but not okay.
It wasn't okay then.

Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
Did you learn nothing from us?

Speaker 4 (01:42:18):
No, I could do without the mullets for sure.
Have you seen yours, lynn?
I have, he's growing it all out.

Speaker 9 (01:42:26):
Okay, you go a little further.
You get the one God's for you,he's with you, and then the last
biggie God's in you.

Speaker 5 (01:42:36):
Oh, man, man, I knew.

Speaker 3 (01:42:39):
I wanted to burn you.

Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
That was wet.

Speaker 9 (01:42:47):
Oh man, remember, those heavens were shut up
because the pink were shut up.

Speaker 2 (01:42:55):
That's going to itch when it dries.

Speaker 5 (01:42:57):
It's all the way.

Speaker 9 (01:43:04):
The fingers.
God has something better thanwhere you are right now, and
there a place in him as theHallelujah.
Wow.
Light, oh my God.

Speaker 6 (01:43:22):
I love it.
I can't tell if Brian'soffended or what.
To open up those heavens.

Speaker 5 (01:43:28):
Shoo Hallelujah.

Speaker 3 (01:43:31):
Hallelujah Shoo.

Speaker 5 (01:43:37):
Somebody spent, like they spent days on that.
They're like hold on, they'reflipping through clips and he's
going, and they're going thatone right there.

Speaker 6 (01:43:47):
We got to clip that one, move that one over.
They got to figure out whichfart.

Speaker 4 (01:43:51):
Yeah, I mean days of their life gone.

Speaker 9 (01:43:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:43:57):
Hallelujah.

Speaker 6 (01:43:59):
I think they are well-smithed.

Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
Well-smithed.
I love those.

Speaker 6 (01:44:04):
And you know what?
The good Lord gave him thetalent To do it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:08):
The good Lord on command.

Speaker 6 (01:44:17):
No, not today.
Buddy, oh boy, oh, that wouldhappen to me for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:44:30):
You lost your fans.

Speaker 1 (01:44:35):
He said no, no.

Speaker 8 (01:44:40):
He didn't even dive good Like what was he doing?
I?

Speaker 5 (01:44:46):
can't dive without my fans.
It's just not going to lookright.

Speaker 6 (01:44:50):
Yeah, it should.

Speaker 2 (01:44:53):
I can't watch me get home.
Good, I like to go brother.

Speaker 5 (01:45:02):
Not just like, he didn't just like slip out of
them.
They moved backwards and hewent like knees first and he
went into the concrete.

Speaker 1 (01:45:10):
So like him, To go back to another conversation, I
think he gets hit by JFK's magicbullet.

Speaker 4 (01:45:17):
He does.

Speaker 1 (01:45:19):
He's still flying around somewhere.

Speaker 5 (01:45:20):
Yeah, and he's fixing to get just.
I mean, whatever he's strappedhe's got between his legs too.

Speaker 6 (01:45:27):
All those people watching yeah, Like he.
Only he doesn't jump.
He just like gets on his tippytoes, he just falls.
You just have to step off,that's all you got to do

Speaker 1 (01:45:39):
One more time.

Speaker 5 (01:45:39):
One more time please, it's not that hard Like just
step off, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:45:46):
Take one step, one fucking step, jerry.

Speaker 5 (01:45:51):
The guy on the cruise like oh, I got to stand over
the.
And look at him Like what areyou going to do from up there?
Nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:45:58):
He's like fucking Christ.

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
Jerry we told you just step off.

Speaker 5 (01:46:05):
This is why you can't have nice things.
This is why we don't take youplaces.
You're swimming back.

Speaker 1 (01:46:11):
Jerry, I told you flippers yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:46:13):
I told you you needed flippers that were a little bit
smaller, Jerry.

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
I told you 10 and a half.

Speaker 6 (01:46:18):
Jerry.

Speaker 1 (01:46:19):
You're not a 10 and a half, gerald, you're a nine On
your best day.

Speaker 5 (01:46:24):
Oh God, I think this is.

Speaker 1 (01:46:27):
Jerry, I think this is Jerry this was the prep.

Speaker 6 (01:46:30):
That's my boyfriend.
What's happening?

Speaker 5 (01:46:33):
This has got to be the first person on her dating
show?

Speaker 2 (01:46:36):
Oh no.

Speaker 3 (01:46:36):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
Damn it, Jerry.
It was just like the flippers,Jerry.

Speaker 5 (01:46:42):
How hard is a trampoline to operate?
You stand in a spot and youjump.

Speaker 6 (01:46:47):
But that's Jerry with a G.
Oh yeah, g or R, it is the fuck.

Speaker 5 (01:46:53):
The only thing that would have made that funnier is
if he'd have fallen and hitwhere a stud was.

Speaker 3 (01:46:58):
Like he needed to.

Speaker 5 (01:47:00):
Just rolls over and looks at you like oh stars.

Speaker 6 (01:47:02):
Can we take a minute to appreciate his really cool
dragon tattoo?

Speaker 5 (01:47:05):
Yeah, there is nothing that that man could do.
That would be cool in hislifetime.

Speaker 6 (01:47:12):
He peaked with his tattoo.

Speaker 5 (01:47:13):
I don't care if he's got like this ridiculous full
you know, full sleeve, fullsleeve, full back tattoo.
That's amazing, no, so then?

Speaker 6 (01:47:22):
here's.
Let's make a story for Jerrywith a G.
Did Jerry with a G get thedragon tattoo when he was kind
of cool?

Speaker 5 (01:47:30):
No 18.
Yeah, If you have that in you,you've never been cool, In fact
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:47:38):
In fact, I think Jerry With a G Is a guy that
typically tuxes T-shirts intohis shorts.

Speaker 6 (01:47:45):
Oh yeah, see, maybe if he had tucked his shirt he
would have been able to he mighthave landed that.

Speaker 5 (01:47:50):
It's the black socks with the brown sandals.

Speaker 1 (01:47:52):
He might have landed this.

Speaker 6 (01:47:54):
Yeah, I really appreciated the way his hands
the Fanny, now we get a.

Speaker 5 (01:47:58):
Yeah, now we get a.

Speaker 1 (01:48:01):
That's not a dragon Like where's the fucking head?

Speaker 6 (01:48:06):
Is it a?

Speaker 1 (01:48:07):
What is that?
Is it?

Speaker 6 (01:48:08):
a griffin.

Speaker 4 (01:48:10):
Yeah, I don't know, maybe it's a flying dragon.

Speaker 5 (01:48:14):
Oh, but let's, let's also appreciate the fact that he
dove head first into a wall.

Speaker 6 (01:48:19):
Yeah, and his glasses stayed on.
Yeah, yeah, that's true, that'strue.

Speaker 1 (01:48:26):
Because the glasses are too small for this.

Speaker 5 (01:48:28):
I know, those flippers came off.

Speaker 1 (01:48:31):
I'm not making the same statement.
Give me the junior glassesplease.

Speaker 6 (01:48:35):
I'll name my papers Peapers.

Speaker 2 (01:48:39):
Hey look, hi monkey.

Speaker 3 (01:48:43):
Hi monkey Jesus.

Speaker 6 (01:48:50):
Where was the bleep on that one?
Shave my heavens to Betsy, whofucking put that in here.

Speaker 1 (01:48:58):
That's wrong Did.

Speaker 5 (01:48:59):
I put that video in here.

Speaker 1 (01:49:02):
Oh, I'm sorry Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:49:04):
No, you're not.
Let me rewind that.
His face here, his face.

Speaker 7 (01:49:12):
Hey look.

Speaker 5 (01:49:19):
That can't be the first time he's opened that on
the toy.
Like it can't be.

Speaker 4 (01:49:23):
What the fuck.
Oh you can shit while you'reriding.

Speaker 5 (01:49:26):
I sent this one to my wife the other day.
I did.

Speaker 1 (01:49:30):
This is going to be our new bidet.
Our bidet is going to be ascooter power net.

Speaker 7 (01:49:34):
Is this your old Christmas kiss?

Speaker 5 (01:49:37):
Listen, my in-laws bought me one of those and they
have those and I made fun ofthem and then I used it.

Speaker 4 (01:49:43):
A bidet and I was like mm, that's nice, it's the
best they have them too.

Speaker 1 (01:49:46):
We love bidets.
You're in a house of fellowbougie buttholes.

Speaker 4 (01:49:49):
Yeah, you didn't use the bidet.

Speaker 5 (01:49:51):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:49:52):
Feel free.

Speaker 5 (01:49:52):
I can't Well not here .
I did it in my in-laws.

Speaker 4 (01:49:56):
You don't use it at strangers' houses.

Speaker 5 (01:49:58):
Whatever?

Speaker 4 (01:49:59):
Whatever I'm not shy.

Speaker 6 (01:50:01):
I have an equal opportunity, pooper.

Speaker 5 (01:50:02):
I am.

Speaker 6 (01:50:03):
And you flush it.
What the fuck?
Yes, yo, I want that, I wantthat, oh no, christmas music for
everyone.

Speaker 4 (01:50:14):
And most of all a happy Christmas, Mary.

Speaker 6 (01:50:16):
What's her name?
Kareehe Mette.
Kareehe Mette Mernah.

Speaker 4 (01:50:19):
New Dorf right now singing.

Speaker 6 (01:50:22):
Ludorf was the last name.
Ludorf, excuse me.
Oh boy, this is going to be sogood.

Speaker 4 (01:50:37):
Kirk and Maddie.

Speaker 7 (01:50:45):
Oh God.

Speaker 5 (01:50:47):
I almost feel like the tall one is like mouthing.
Help me Like.

Speaker 6 (01:50:51):
Like twice.
If you're in danger, pleasehelp me.

Speaker 1 (01:50:54):
I fucking hate my mom Fucking, mom Fucking mom bitch.
My boyfriends out therewatching this fucking shit and
you seem like a fuckhead.

Speaker 3 (01:51:06):
She just stopped singing.

Speaker 10 (01:51:10):
On the mountain Over the hills and everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:51:16):
Oh my God.

Speaker 1 (01:51:18):
They're so excited.

Speaker 4 (01:51:21):
Why did they wear their hair like that?

Speaker 1 (01:51:22):
Actually I think mom here just found out her daughter
is a whore Fucking a black dude.
Pretty sure that's where she is.

Speaker 5 (01:51:34):
That's where you go.

Speaker 4 (01:51:36):
That's where I went.
She realizes she's neverorgasmed in her life.

Speaker 6 (01:51:41):
Tell me about these eyebrows.

Speaker 5 (01:51:42):
Yeah, they kind of match her.
They look like Mandy Ptankin in, like an Elmo, like a Sesame
Street movie.

Speaker 1 (01:51:49):
I'm gonna say, when she takes her eyeglasses off,
her eyebrows go with them.
They probably do.

Speaker 5 (01:51:55):
I'm sure I don't know if they're part of the
framework, I'll screw thegrouchy's mom.
I'll screw the grouchy's mom.

Speaker 6 (01:52:03):
I'm gonna show this video to ladies in chorus and
say this is why we smile when wesay yeah, this is my happy face
.
Yes, hey, linda, this is whatyou look like.

Speaker 1 (01:52:16):
And this chick over here.
You know the one lyric you'resinging.
Why do you have to read it?
It's like she has a cue cardoff to the side.
She's nervous.

Speaker 5 (01:52:26):
She's looking at her boyfriend going.
I promise you, this is notgoing to be an everyday thing.

Speaker 4 (01:52:30):
I'm gonna suck your dick, don't worry.

Speaker 1 (01:52:33):
Trayvon, don't worry, trayvon Demarcus.

Speaker 6 (01:52:38):
It's a great time to get chained.

Speaker 4 (01:52:41):
She looks like she's in pain.
Canceled.
She does look in pain.
Somebody's beating her.

Speaker 6 (01:52:45):
She is missing out on getting fingered for the first
time to do this with her mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:52:50):
I usually get finger bandage church.
To do this with her mouth orher mom?
Mom, I said her mom.

Speaker 6 (01:52:57):
Okay.
Do you think her tiny littlemouth can take care of Trayvon?

Speaker 3 (01:52:59):
I don't think so that's not a little mouth.

Speaker 6 (01:53:01):
There's no way.
Come on what that mouth do she?
Looked nothing good.

Speaker 5 (01:53:05):
Wow, she looked like she was having the greatest time
ever.

Speaker 6 (01:53:15):
What the hell, what the fuck is happening?
Where is the wiener, so big?

Speaker 5 (01:53:20):
That's a murder charge right there.

Speaker 3 (01:53:23):
Cocoa gadget dog.
Cocoa gadget dog.

Speaker 4 (01:53:29):
Somebody's hand came back.

Speaker 1 (01:53:33):
I'm so confused.

Speaker 7 (01:53:34):
Taylor's picking that guy on naked and attraction
You're like I want that guy.

Speaker 1 (01:53:40):
You know how we know this is bullshit.

Speaker 5 (01:53:41):
Can you do karate with it?

Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
We know this is bullshit because this guy is
Asian.
That's true, that's nothappening.

Speaker 6 (01:53:50):
We know your tricks, what kind of flexing is he doing
?

Speaker 4 (01:53:54):
Can you chop wood?

Speaker 9 (01:53:56):
Can you chop wood?

Speaker 5 (01:53:57):
Oh Do it again, do it again, do it again.
How do you convince your friendto hold the board?

Speaker 1 (01:54:04):
Yeah, and then if you see he's like no, put it down
here, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:54:09):
The top hand's going towards it.

Speaker 6 (01:54:11):
He's like no, let me pull it back real quick, like
it's hanging at the bottom ofhis pants, casey.
I'm so concerned.

Speaker 4 (01:54:26):
Boom, oh my.

Speaker 5 (01:54:29):
The most wow.

Speaker 2 (01:54:32):
Make sure it's all low oh no, what the fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:54:37):
Oh, wow, oh Make sure it's all low, Is it, hey Bob?
Is that a low?
Oh my God.

Speaker 1 (01:54:49):
And it's always white people that do this shit.
Of course it is Always.
We're fucking stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:54:55):
Tom David.

Speaker 3 (01:54:57):
He said Make sure it's all low, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:55:03):
Sorry, I didn't do it yet.
You mean low, now or before.

Speaker 5 (01:55:08):
Roll on two, roll on two.
Did he wet the sponge?
Oh shit Right.

Speaker 4 (01:55:14):
I don't think he did.
I don't think he did.
He dropped like he did.

Speaker 2 (01:55:20):
He got the caption.

Speaker 1 (01:55:23):
He got rebooted real quick, yeah the caption dude got
factory reset.
He sure did.

Speaker 3 (01:55:29):
That was a control.
Well, delete real quick.

Speaker 6 (01:55:32):
That was.

Speaker 5 (01:55:35):
We're going to have to go through all those updates
again.
He's going to have to restart.

Speaker 1 (01:55:40):
System restore.

Speaker 6 (01:55:41):
He's an iOS one.
Wow, I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:55:48):
Ruby.
Yeah, this is why you don'tjust repeat what, because it was
the last.
The kids laugh in the back.

Speaker 6 (01:55:57):
Do it again, do it again, do it again, do it again.

Speaker 4 (01:56:07):
Hey.

Speaker 5 (01:56:10):
Can we also just take it time to go Okay, look,
champion, is a big brand now.
That got you beat up when wewere in school.
Right, I cannot handle it,right.

Speaker 6 (01:56:19):
I cannot handle it.

Speaker 5 (01:56:22):
Those were like four dollar Walmart special hoodies
and like the 90s right 90s rightthat got you beat up if you
wore anything.
Champion, you were the poor kidyeah, and now they're like $90
for a hoodie that we wereembarrassed to.

Speaker 6 (01:56:36):
Yeah, so like we would put stickers and shit over
.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:56:40):
So what is you like?
I think I can pick that off,like I think, yeah, oh this is
not embroidered on cool.

Speaker 1 (01:56:46):
Yeah, I'd rather have a sticker over it that said I
poop today, not champion.

Speaker 6 (01:56:52):
Yeah, what that is, molly.

Speaker 1 (01:56:55):
J.

Speaker 5 (01:57:10):
Did she take after you 100%.

Speaker 1 (01:57:13):
Amplified.

Speaker 5 (01:57:17):
You're getting what you.

Speaker 6 (01:57:20):
You get what you.

Speaker 4 (01:57:21):
Big time.
She's so mean.

Speaker 5 (01:57:28):
You know you can be mean back right.

Speaker 1 (01:57:38):
Getting the hot hardball day out.

Speaker 6 (01:57:41):
You should see what else.

Speaker 5 (01:57:47):
If it's not like that in our 80s, I don't want it.

Speaker 1 (01:57:52):
If it's not like that in our 80s.
I want to die in my son, yeahyou should see what else you can
do.

Speaker 6 (01:58:06):
That's a lot, dude.
It's like getting thousands offlu shots.
Your mom's sweating a littlebit right now.
I'm getting a little dizzy.
Yeah, we're gonna stop.

Speaker 3 (01:58:32):
I'll miss you Maybe.

Speaker 5 (01:58:39):
And not the kid going .
You let her fall and she snapsher neck, as you might be.

Speaker 10 (01:58:51):
Out in public and just taking a minute to get your
hand and just shove it downback, your trousers Get stuck in
there.
I went all right, good, fuckingscratch.
And then even better, thatain't right.

Speaker 4 (01:59:17):
I wish he was my grandpa.

Speaker 5 (01:59:20):
And it's the grin.
Yeah, it's taking a nice littlewhiff of this right.
Scratch and get it stuck inthere, oh my god not the drip to
.

Speaker 1 (01:59:54):
Okay, I know Thanksgiving's happened already,
but only We'll make sure toplay this next Thanksgiving for
all the family.

Speaker 5 (02:00:06):
This is to balance out all the people that decorate
for Christmas beforeThanksgiving.
Thank you, yes, I'm talking toyou, tara.

Speaker 1 (02:00:16):
And Her side of the family.

Speaker 4 (02:00:19):
But not, but not you, that was.
He won't let me.

Speaker 1 (02:00:22):
The day after fucking Halloween, not kidding.

Speaker 5 (02:00:25):
Yeah, I refuse, I refuse to acknowledge it.
She put everything up and mykids are like oh, look at the
Christmas lights.
I'm like what lights?

Speaker 1 (02:00:31):
what do you know?

Speaker 5 (02:00:31):
I don't see anything, don't say anything, hey after
Thanksgiving I'm like look whatyour mom did.
She did all this in a day.

Speaker 6 (02:00:40):
It's magic magic.

Speaker 5 (02:00:43):
Here we go.
My wife calls me a lot of names.
They're all deserved.

Speaker 10 (02:00:51):
All right, I'm making for a side of beef.
There's a cell at the fishmarket.
It ain't Thanksgiving withoutto me.

Speaker 5 (02:01:03):
Even her, she's like.

Speaker 10 (02:01:11):
If you want to get a little fruity, I'll feed your
graves right off the vine.
That's sweet.
Thanksgiving is the bus time ofyear.
Wash it down with some tang ina beer.
Don't forget to drop a nut inthe fire.

Speaker 3 (02:01:31):
I know you're a little bit of a fan of the show.

Speaker 5 (02:01:37):
What?
Why does she look like she'sconstipated the whole time?

Speaker 1 (02:01:40):
she's saying that's too Geraldine's.
That's Geraldine's.
Look right there.

Speaker 5 (02:01:44):
That's just what she's got.
That's a lot of food references.

Speaker 4 (02:01:47):
You always dropping out in the pie.

Speaker 6 (02:01:48):
I love Geraldine's.
I want her to come to Christmas.

Speaker 10 (02:01:58):
Oh, thanksgiving Is good, it's good.

Speaker 5 (02:02:07):
There's a second verse.

Speaker 10 (02:02:09):
She's excited.
Oh, I'll set the corner.
Go get a watermelon sugar.
Oh, yeah, I'm need to.
Macaroni needs a stern and apot.
Oh, I got an.
All you can eat.
Oh, and I think you're gonnalike it.

Speaker 5 (02:02:33):
I'm gonna say no.

Speaker 10 (02:02:38):
Watch it down with some tang in a beer.

Speaker 5 (02:02:44):
This is the girl from the earlier video when she grew
up.
Let's get that same.

Speaker 10 (02:02:56):
It's good.
Oh my god for the way yoursausage tastes.
Oh, my blessings.

Speaker 5 (02:03:20):
Whoever?

Speaker 10 (02:03:25):
And don't forget to drop a oh thanks.

Speaker 1 (02:03:44):
My goal for next season is get Geraldine on the
podcast.
And do a live performance ofone of the songs.

Speaker 5 (02:03:58):
That was special.
That's one of those ones yousend to people and it's like I
had to see this.
So so do you.

Speaker 6 (02:04:15):
So the first time he showed us Geraldine I was real
confused.
Like is this chick legit?
Like does she?
Does she seriously think she'sthat good?
Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:04:24):
It's Pat from the old set.

Speaker 6 (02:04:28):
I'm not enough, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (02:04:32):
I like my her.
Her take-talk account isGeraldine comedy, so she is very
aware.

Speaker 6 (02:04:38):
Gosh, she's funny shit.
Take me the pound town, take meaway.
No, do you know she can?

Speaker 4 (02:04:51):
get us with a clean view sure yeah.
Hunter hunter in Jordan went hewas like at your own bars.

Speaker 6 (02:05:00):
Yeah, he went to criteria and then we went out
bar hop, you were downtown.

Speaker 4 (02:05:07):
I went to the collective but you went out, I
didn't go like.
You didn't go to Kyrie ugly 930, did you even go out?
Right after work and then Lookat you.

Speaker 1 (02:05:36):
So she bought the shot and she's expecting
something.

Speaker 3 (02:05:43):
Oh no oh, no, oh no.

Speaker 5 (02:05:48):
That'll really mess you up.
It was a tax time.

Speaker 6 (02:06:05):
First, of the 15th.

Speaker 5 (02:06:08):
Oh, it must have just got the rebate, why?

Speaker 6 (02:06:11):
stop hitting your dick oh.

Speaker 1 (02:06:17):
You want to talk shit to me?
Look at this.
I'll hit my own dick, I'll evenpick up us?

Speaker 6 (02:06:23):
Oh no.

Speaker 5 (02:06:25):
This is a you didn't understand it when someone said
beat it, be like that's not whatthey meant guys, drugs are bad.
You tell me to close this gate,like.

Speaker 6 (02:06:50):
Like some more.

Speaker 2 (02:06:52):
Hey, what are you?

Speaker 6 (02:06:56):
Can I, brian, can I get you anything?

Speaker 5 (02:06:59):
I'm good, thank you.

Speaker 4 (02:07:01):
Watch her like water in take a water water.

Speaker 6 (02:07:05):
Yeah, do not continue without me.

Speaker 4 (02:07:07):
You don't want a cell service.

Speaker 5 (02:07:13):
She's not preaching, so you got to wait until she
makes a motion with her hand andgoes Little crop dusting.

Speaker 7 (02:07:28):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:07:29):
So few weekends ago.
You know me and our brothers.
We go up to how.
What am I trying to say?

Speaker 4 (02:07:40):
the yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:07:41):
Tulsa to the old toy show vintage toys show.
Yeah, and work at my back homeand we stopped at a gas station
to get, go and get some red youknow snacks and a little la you
who or something right home.
You and Hunter and Eric are outof the car.
The going in, I'm stepping out,I go.
Hey, dan, you want anythinginside?

(02:08:02):
He goes now.
I already got a drink righthere, I'm good.
And as I'm getting out of thecar, before I close a car door
and shut him in, shutting manwith the fart and I locked the
windows before he could rolldown.

Speaker 5 (02:08:19):
You know what I do to my wife when we're driving down
the road.
If I bust one in the car, Iroll her window down so the
smell.
I save it for the real rancidones, though.
Oh, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (02:08:50):
Yeah, may we continue .
You may continue now.

Speaker 6 (02:08:59):
Do I miss something?
Good, oh boy, read it out loudme as a girlfriend.
Come over with tacos and we canwatch a movie on Netflix.
Are you asking for next Netflixand chill, I'm asking for tacos
and dick.
Yes, yes, also, when I say,feed me tacos and tell me I'm
pretty, that's what I mean.

Speaker 9 (02:09:21):
Talk to the dick what .

Speaker 6 (02:09:27):
Who and what?
What is it someone, I know?
No, it's a new one.
Taylor, you got new dick.

Speaker 4 (02:09:35):
Yeah, what off camera .

Speaker 6 (02:09:38):
Oh my god, I am upset with you turn the camera away
from her.

Speaker 3 (02:09:45):
Stop it.

Speaker 6 (02:09:48):
The tacos were so good.

Speaker 5 (02:09:54):
Oh, I can't wait wait younger than the other way we
can.
Are you gonna get around to?

Speaker 7 (02:10:00):
Today, today today tonight.

Speaker 5 (02:10:04):
It's like yes, like like round two today, or just
round two in general wait whatis round to me.

Speaker 6 (02:10:10):
Like are you gonna see him again?

Speaker 4 (02:10:11):
Yeah, I think man the same day.

Speaker 6 (02:10:13):
Yeah, did you wait?
Did you see him today?

Speaker 2 (02:10:15):
This was the other day no Thursday.
It was.

Speaker 4 (02:10:18):
Thursday, but not here, thinking it's a new one.

Speaker 5 (02:10:24):
Multiple dates on Thursday.
Let's dig into this.
Let's have questions aboutTaylor, taylor.
So how many guys did you haveon Thursday?

Speaker 6 (02:10:31):
No, no, really, taylor.
How many guys did you have onThursday?
Why did you not tell me aboutit, and I'm really upset with
you multiple.

Speaker 5 (02:10:40):
That doesn't answer the question.
I waited until 12.
Oh, one, so there's an M.

Speaker 6 (02:10:44):
There's an M, is it not M?
No, and it's not be no.
What's this one?
Hey, hey, aaron, no.

Speaker 1 (02:10:56):
No, okay, let's.

Speaker 6 (02:10:59):
Really I'm.
I am hurt that I was notinformed, that's all what she do
gonna send you video.
No, she text me, she tells mewhat's happening.

Speaker 5 (02:11:11):
So he just raised his leg.

Speaker 6 (02:11:16):
Girl, look at this position.
You ever heard of the EiffelTower?

Speaker 5 (02:11:20):
my hip hurts got this calendar and we just scratched
us off.
We try something new.

Speaker 2 (02:11:30):
Grace what he's in.

Speaker 1 (02:11:35):
Then did he look like this oh, I'm gonna say okay,
all right, all right, here we go.

Speaker 5 (02:11:49):
I'm gonna say not if she's going back for round two.

Speaker 6 (02:11:52):
I'm so excited.
Yes, I love her, that's.

Speaker 1 (02:12:07):
Okay, let me.
Let me introduce this clip realquick and I want to say I am so
fucking happy I never had to dothe fucking elf on the shelf.

Speaker 4 (02:12:16):
Oh, I'm doing that right now.

Speaker 1 (02:12:20):
Jesus Christ, because this shit right here, I would
kick my kids out of the house.
I don't care if they're four.
I don't give a shit, my god,here we go.

Speaker 6 (02:12:43):
Oh no, they have the elf.

Speaker 10 (02:12:51):
Oh no I thought somebody got hurt.

Speaker 6 (02:12:57):
I don't know if mom's don't realize it.
What the fuck.

Speaker 3 (02:13:02):
I've had to do that the other day.
Oh my god, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 4 (02:13:05):
So you're accidentally hit it when he was
riding the scooter and it was onthe Christmas tree, the side of
his arm, full panic.

Speaker 5 (02:13:15):
She yelling.
He can't fly anymore.

Speaker 4 (02:13:17):
Yes, he can't fly back to the North Pole.

Speaker 1 (02:13:20):
You got to touch.
Show me where you touch.

Speaker 4 (02:13:23):
I said, no, it was accident.
So it's fine if it's anaccident, and so then Molly's
like accident if I get this pin,can I touch the elf?
I'm like stop.

Speaker 6 (02:13:34):
How old are your kids ?

Speaker 5 (02:13:35):
mine right uh 19, 13 and 11 god damn, they're big.
I'm old.

Speaker 1 (02:13:44):
Your nephews are 26 and 23.

Speaker 4 (02:13:47):
I know what I expected would be like eight 12
You're like 19, 12 is in themiddle of 13 and 11 so yeah,
close, that's true.

Speaker 6 (02:13:57):
You're living your best life right now.

Speaker 1 (02:14:00):
That was Taylor after the bar.

Speaker 2 (02:14:03):
Or was it?

Speaker 5 (02:14:03):
or after a she went out after hours and she was like
.

Speaker 6 (02:14:09):
Taylor doesn't wear lipstick.

Speaker 9 (02:14:12):
But a does.

Speaker 1 (02:14:15):
That was right before a came over.

Speaker 6 (02:14:17):
Alice, I just need names.
She didn't bang your car,that's my car's name.

Speaker 5 (02:14:39):
The good news is you'll be out of the cloud soon.
It's uh.

Speaker 1 (02:14:45):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (02:14:52):
You can almost smell it like I mean.

Speaker 4 (02:14:54):
Daniel.
Oh no, I'm gonna fart rightbefore that.
That happened to Daniel.

Speaker 1 (02:15:02):
Who wears fucking sandals on a roller coaster.

Speaker 6 (02:15:06):
Are you supposed to take your shoes off?

Speaker 5 (02:15:16):
It could be worse.
It's like the one where they'respinning around and someone
Puked.
Oh my god everybody comes outin a junk and like, have you

(02:15:39):
seen the one where the girl'sgetting like getting an
adjustment?
And he's in and like her andisn't her face, his face like
right, right up in her.

Speaker 4 (02:15:50):
Yeah, oh, I would die , and my chiropractor is very
attractive, so I would die.

Speaker 1 (02:15:55):
Oh my god, I hope that.
I hope that happens to you.
I hope it doesn't.

Speaker 6 (02:16:00):
Oh, gotta wait, she's got a pee Sorry all this.
I need you to take your phoneand text me.

Speaker 4 (02:16:05):
I have a mom bladder.
Okay, I have a mom bladder.

Speaker 1 (02:16:08):
She doesn't want to text you her peeing activities.

Speaker 6 (02:16:11):
It's not the peeing activities.
It's the pee activities yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:16:14):
I was gonna say the peeing activities.
Yeah, that's, that's theactivity she wants.

Speaker 1 (02:16:19):
Hey, for me as dickpink.

Speaker 6 (02:16:21):
No, I don't want to see the dickpink.

Speaker 3 (02:16:22):
I shall rate it on the scale of one to two.

Speaker 6 (02:16:27):
And my husband is the measure.
Who are their dicks am Ilooking at?
That's what you go, shane, comehere.

Speaker 1 (02:16:36):
So let me compare it Lucky Taylor.

Speaker 6 (02:16:40):
I wouldn't be with you this long if I didn't like
your dick so.
So there's that.
There you go, buddy.

Speaker 5 (02:16:48):
The dreaded vote of confidence.

Speaker 6 (02:16:51):
There you go, buddy.
Don't do that, don't call himbuddy anymore.
Good job, buddy.

Speaker 1 (02:16:56):
Good job.

Speaker 9 (02:16:58):
He's low five you started that.

Speaker 1 (02:17:01):
You started that, so you deserved what.

Speaker 2 (02:17:03):
I said Nope, yeah my show.
We don't do that.

Speaker 1 (02:17:09):
You got any uh Projects book coming up?

Speaker 5 (02:17:13):
No, I'm, I'm working on a short film right now.
The script for it, nice, basedon.
So I hate it that social medialike shows you, like the
recommended stuff, but I cameacross one that that I was like,
oh, that would be hilarious, sonice, yeah, yeah it's yeah,

(02:17:36):
I've.

Speaker 1 (02:17:36):
I've had to learn to Be patient during the.
It's like a roller coaster.
It seems like, um, I won't haveanything booked for a little
bit and then all of a sudden itcomes in like a wave and I'm
like, okay, now I gotta Workschedules filming.
Okay, let me how to.
How do I get it all Scheduledout?

Speaker 5 (02:17:58):
I had several projects where the only time
that they that they wanted me toshoot were days that I had
stuff Out of town scheduled forwork.
That I that I was notcancelable, right yeah, I was
going to a convention in alabamaand I got off the plane in

(02:18:19):
houston and got a call fromagent how fast can you get back?

Speaker 6 (02:18:23):
I was like what are you all talking about?
Just Filming, book and productactor stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:18:41):
I tried to take a picture, but it's not working
exactly see it tried like not adick pic.

Speaker 6 (02:18:46):
Wait or did.
Or a dick pic is it?
Whatever, I don't have a dick?

Speaker 4 (02:18:49):
I don't have a dick pic.

Speaker 1 (02:18:50):
Is the file size too big?

Speaker 9 (02:18:52):
Watch this hand man.

Speaker 5 (02:18:54):
Is that travon?
He wasn't a two-pump chop.

Speaker 1 (02:19:01):
Can you send multiple gigs, was it?

Speaker 6 (02:19:03):
better than?
Was it?
Better than b?
Yeah, yes, she hesitated realwell, because I went to high
school with b and I was sad Atthe feedback.

Speaker 5 (02:19:20):
She's getting weak in the knees and you're just
talking about it.
She, just, she just leaned backlike yeah, it was a Thursday
night I.

Speaker 2 (02:19:32):
Approved.
I approve.

Speaker 6 (02:19:35):
What I was like?
Is that the tick tock?

Speaker 5 (02:19:40):
Oh, that was Taylor.

Speaker 6 (02:19:46):
Do it again a house.

Speaker 1 (02:19:47):
Tour you well if you be quiet.

Speaker 4 (02:19:50):
Okay, it is so embarrassing when you do it and
the air gets in there and youleave yeah, that happened the
other day.

Speaker 6 (02:19:57):
I mean, he was going good.

Speaker 5 (02:20:12):
Why are you letting your roommate film this?

Speaker 1 (02:20:19):
So, you know that fart started well before she
pulled the phone out.

Speaker 6 (02:20:22):
Oh, yeah, like holy shit.

Speaker 4 (02:20:24):
Yeah, I would let someone do that absolutely.

Speaker 6 (02:20:29):
Whoever you want to see where I live, this is the
bedroom.

Speaker 1 (02:20:32):
It's pretty chill.

Speaker 10 (02:20:33):
I mean, it was hard getting the You'll bed, up the
stairs and everything, but it'sall.

Speaker 5 (02:20:52):
What's wrong?
Oh yeah, you'll bed upstairsand everything but it's, all.

Speaker 3 (02:21:08):
Oh.
Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:21:29):
Oh, I think his timing was off.
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 6 (02:21:39):
Oh Well, what one was weird.

Speaker 1 (02:21:53):
When you came back from the great war, you had to
get A Mickey Mouse.
That too, that Mickey Mouse.

Speaker 6 (02:22:00):
It wasn't evil, I believe.

Speaker 1 (02:22:02):
That's it.

Speaker 6 (02:22:03):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (02:22:06):
My god, is that real?

Speaker 3 (02:22:17):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (02:22:18):
God, please go to urgent care white women can't
jump either.

Speaker 5 (02:22:28):
Wow, can't land either.

Speaker 6 (02:22:32):
Oh shit, have I ever told you how good your cooking
is?
No, I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (02:22:37):
I know her.

Speaker 6 (02:22:43):
Do you really know her?
Yes, shit.

Speaker 1 (02:22:47):
Kelly tell her cooking is shit.

Speaker 5 (02:22:51):
Oh, he said no episode of oh shit have I?

Speaker 8 (02:22:54):
ever told you how good your cooking is?
No, I don't think so.
Why the fuck do you still cook?

Speaker 5 (02:23:07):
No, she lives in Texas.

Speaker 2 (02:23:10):
It's the one I'm watching it up.

Speaker 5 (02:23:12):
If it's what I'm thinking of, yeah, how long have
you been married?

Speaker 6 (02:23:16):
They're questions to me.

Speaker 5 (02:23:18):
I don't know, I don't know her like a, like you don't
know her biblically no.
No.

Speaker 6 (02:23:30):
Does she have terrible cooking?
Is she?

Speaker 5 (02:23:32):
I don't know.
I never cared to know, neverate her cooking, oh, you never
ate her.

Speaker 4 (02:23:37):
He never ate her biscuit.

Speaker 1 (02:23:38):
Cooking tastes the best.
Take me around.
Take me away.
Are you done?

Speaker 3 (02:23:49):
No.

Speaker 5 (02:23:55):
I was thinking about it, but no.

Speaker 2 (02:24:04):
That's bride when he leaves tonight yeah that's you.

Speaker 5 (02:24:09):
No, I own that.
You're gonna go go.

Speaker 1 (02:24:13):
Do they have a ring?
Oh, that's right.

Speaker 5 (02:24:15):
Here we go for a second finish him.

Speaker 1 (02:24:32):
I can't wait to be an old lady like that I wish the
letters were too far up for herto grab Shit creepy shit.

Speaker 5 (02:24:41):
They start opening the garage to where she can't
get him and just stops you likeshe's.

Speaker 3 (02:24:49):
That is something y'all would do.

Speaker 6 (02:24:53):
This is something new , Eric.
Oh yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 (02:24:59):
Well, we walk around like at home or hobby lobby, and
they got just the separateletters.
I'll do like poop, you knowboner.

Speaker 5 (02:25:11):
He's the one that sets all the bears up in
positions.

Speaker 6 (02:25:20):
That's why we're not Make up eating each other out.
That's why we could never havean elf on a show, because it was
because it would oh if we hadever had one, it had Barbie.
It'd be humping all the moosethat we had kids.

Speaker 1 (02:25:34):
It's a new morning.
Let's go see what elf isfucking this morning.

Speaker 3 (02:25:39):
All these toys.

Speaker 1 (02:25:52):
I was debating about putting this guy in the tick
tock batch.

Speaker 6 (02:25:56):
He would have won that would have been an unfair
competition.

Speaker 9 (02:26:00):
Ted Taylor's like that's what I think you can come
home with me, boy.

Speaker 4 (02:26:06):
There fella.
I'm doing that next time in thebathroom though Come shit at my
place, come shit at my place.

Speaker 8 (02:26:15):
I got him a day, let me hold you night, so don't
waste.
I work me home tonight.
I don't want to shit my pants.

Speaker 5 (02:26:25):
But I think I might.
It makes up for his eyes.

Speaker 4 (02:26:28):
I know I'm looking over here.
I'm gonna make my eyes, Twolazy eyes.

Speaker 6 (02:26:32):
They'll make it right .

Speaker 5 (02:26:40):
I sold all my stock and toilet paper.
I don't have any more showmanstock.
That's the intro.
I'm Shane take me out.

Speaker 1 (02:26:56):
This is gonna be us at the real talent studio.

Speaker 5 (02:26:59):
We got white people dancing Christmas party next
Friday.

Speaker 1 (02:27:03):
This is what we can expect, here we go.

Speaker 5 (02:27:13):
This is another one of those deals.

Speaker 10 (02:27:15):
Somebody spent way too much time lining up so many
days.

Speaker 5 (02:27:19):
Taylor's like, yeah, I'm gonna do that.
Send that video to me so I canpractice.
She's like.

Speaker 3 (02:27:24):
I can't even dance.
No, I can't do that.

Speaker 6 (02:27:27):
I'm gonna do a video where it's like Dude's at church
dancing like that.

Speaker 2 (02:27:31):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:27:33):
And it's like hard rock.
No.

Speaker 6 (02:27:35):
I can't dance like that, god damn.
I've seen it with the club.

Speaker 5 (02:27:41):
I've seen this one.

Speaker 6 (02:27:43):
Why are?

Speaker 5 (02:27:45):
we doing this?
This is Taylor.
Yeah, just wait, you'll seewhich one.

Speaker 2 (02:27:57):
Oh no.

Speaker 3 (02:28:01):
That's me and A, you and A so it was on your back.

Speaker 5 (02:28:07):
It wasn't even when it was supposed to go.

Speaker 6 (02:28:13):
He's really just wiping his butt hole on her,
that's alright.

Speaker 5 (02:28:17):
That golden dude is no longer golden.

Speaker 1 (02:28:19):
No longer golden, and that, and that, gentleman, is
how you Assert dominance.
So you meet someone new, justdo that.

Speaker 6 (02:28:32):
Assert your dominance .

Speaker 5 (02:28:33):
That's how we got married.

Speaker 6 (02:28:35):
He helped my back and I said well, that's how it is
Happy holidays from toasters andmooses Similar to the.

Speaker 5 (02:28:42):
I liked it, so it's mine yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:28:45):
I drowned it first.

Speaker 6 (02:28:47):
It's mine.

Speaker 3 (02:28:50):
Dibs.

Speaker 5 (02:28:51):
Aggressively, I liked it so much.
Is that similar to how that?

Speaker 6 (02:28:57):
That's actually how we got married, whoa.

Speaker 4 (02:29:03):
Oh no, the other dog was like get the fuck off me.

Speaker 2 (02:29:07):
It's like Again.

Speaker 5 (02:29:11):
Everything goes back to Christmas vacation,
especially at this time.
If he just lays into you, it'sbest to just Let it hash.

Speaker 2 (02:29:19):
Got a little.

Speaker 5 (02:29:19):
Mississippi leg hound in you.

Speaker 1 (02:29:22):
Why?
Why is her hair always Tangledup on the page?
It's so sticky.
And Maddie back there.

Speaker 6 (02:29:31):
Oh no.

Speaker 2 (02:29:34):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (02:29:34):
Christmas biscuits Like Christmas tree people
Christmas here on my.
Christmas.

Speaker 5 (02:29:45):
The fuck, let's go, we really will just make anybody
famous.

Speaker 6 (02:29:56):
Only For my soul mate .

Speaker 1 (02:29:59):
I'm gonna start putting Biscuit ornaments on
people's Christmas trees.

Speaker 6 (02:30:03):
I need you to send me that video so I can send it to
my boss, the biscuit one.

Speaker 9 (02:30:10):
The biscuit one.
Christmas biscuits.

Speaker 3 (02:30:13):
On my plate.

Speaker 4 (02:30:15):
Does that how you decorate your Biscuit?

Speaker 6 (02:30:19):
The jazzle.

Speaker 4 (02:30:22):
The jazzle.
You wanna get a littleChristmas tree.

Speaker 1 (02:30:26):
Shave it to Christmas tree.
Mind you some valter.

Speaker 4 (02:30:29):
Cause they say it's candy, candy.
I like it.

Speaker 6 (02:30:33):
I need the Yoshi sound.

Speaker 4 (02:30:38):
Val, you wanna come here and talk about this, or do
you?

Speaker 1 (02:30:42):
like her acting.
I told you, the bestexpectations is to have no
expectations.

Speaker 4 (02:30:47):
Just hoping you was warned.

Speaker 1 (02:30:55):
She ain't squirtin, I think I heard she ain't
squirtin.

Speaker 6 (02:30:59):
Is that what I heard?

Speaker 5 (02:31:01):
You heard that.

Speaker 6 (02:31:03):
That lady Christmas biscuits.

Speaker 9 (02:31:11):
She ain't squirtin.
She ain't squirtin.

Speaker 1 (02:31:15):
She squirted a lot.

Speaker 6 (02:31:18):
Right in the face.
That's what I'm afraid of everytime I open a bottle of Perseco
.

Speaker 4 (02:31:21):
Is that?

Speaker 6 (02:31:21):
your squirt.

Speaker 4 (02:31:23):
No, I'm gonna get hit in the mouth Still, this is not
going the way you thought itwas.
She was gonna say somethingelse, nope.

Speaker 10 (02:31:31):
My baby you give me, I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (02:31:37):
What a bitch how do you do that to Oma?

Speaker 6 (02:31:41):
I would have done it.

Speaker 5 (02:31:43):
I can't even out to that to Graham any day of the
week?
What?

Speaker 1 (02:31:47):
She leaned into it, though.
Watch Graham's at the end,though, she's still like she
ain't squirtin, she ain'tsquirtin.

Speaker 10 (02:31:57):
No, baby you give me , I'm gonna.

Speaker 2 (02:32:02):
I'm gonna get hit.

Speaker 4 (02:32:05):
How you?

Speaker 5 (02:32:05):
standing water board somewhere.

Speaker 4 (02:32:07):
I'm thirsty, ahhhh, refreshing, what the fuck.

Speaker 3 (02:32:17):
What was that?

Speaker 1 (02:32:25):
Becky thought she could deep throw.

Speaker 3 (02:32:27):
Yeah, becky, you bitch.

Speaker 5 (02:32:29):
She pulled the casing off Cause it was limp.
When it came out the back thelast time, oh my god, she
snapped into a Slim Jim.

Speaker 9 (02:32:45):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, snap into a Slim Jim Brother.

Speaker 6 (02:32:51):
Can you make that a sound?
She snapped into a Slim Jim.

Speaker 3 (02:32:59):
Oh no.

Speaker 1 (02:33:01):
Oh shit.
First of all, you know how Iknow this is bullshit the ice
cream machine is always broken.

Speaker 6 (02:33:07):
It's always broken Cause these bitches are breaking
it Fucking deep throw.

Speaker 2 (02:33:13):
Vanilla ice cream.

Speaker 5 (02:33:15):
That's a oxymoron.

Speaker 4 (02:33:17):
What is?

Speaker 1 (02:33:19):
You can't do that.

Speaker 6 (02:33:21):
You're a soft serve.

Speaker 4 (02:33:23):
No deep throw white.

Speaker 3 (02:33:27):
Yeah, you can.

Speaker 4 (02:33:29):
What do?

Speaker 3 (02:33:29):
you mean Whoa Is she carrying it?
This one's great she got twofistfuls of it.

Speaker 2 (02:33:43):
What the fuck.

Speaker 6 (02:33:48):
What is that?
Why are you still laying there?

Speaker 3 (02:33:51):
Why is she coming out ?
Why was she coming out of hermouth?
We gotta spit her.

Speaker 6 (02:33:57):
She's not a lady.
She doesn't swallow.

Speaker 5 (02:33:59):
Yeah, put it together man Bigger diamonds.

Speaker 4 (02:34:07):
I don't like that at all.

Speaker 1 (02:34:09):
She spit herself into a facial.

Speaker 5 (02:34:12):
Like, and you just sit there and laugh and not move
.

Speaker 7 (02:34:21):
So fucking gross.

Speaker 6 (02:34:27):
What the fuck just happened.
What the fuck?
Why were they at the circle?
Was that a circle jerk that Ijust saw?

Speaker 3 (02:34:41):
Do it again.

Speaker 1 (02:34:43):
Do the circle jerk again.

Speaker 6 (02:34:45):
Did he just tongue his ear?
No, he's telling them why.
You don't laugh at that, hey,sam.

Speaker 4 (02:34:56):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (02:34:58):
One day, y'all will have them train like I do.

Speaker 6 (02:35:01):
Oh shit, fuck her, that's right.

Speaker 1 (02:35:07):
Why are you rolling down the street, oh?

Speaker 5 (02:35:10):
my god.
But it's flooded with yourwindows down you get what you
deserve At that point, that'sjust.

Speaker 6 (02:35:17):
Play stupid games, get stupid prices.

Speaker 5 (02:35:19):
It's exactly right.

Speaker 9 (02:35:23):
Dude, I told you not to bother me while I'm listening
to Andre's 3000's new flutealbum dude.

Speaker 3 (02:35:28):
What did I say?
What the fuck.
God, I don't wanna appreciatetrue art anymore.

Speaker 5 (02:35:37):
The sons of anarchy shirking.

Speaker 3 (02:35:41):
What.

Speaker 6 (02:35:43):
You couldn't do that.

Speaker 5 (02:35:45):
You couldn't do that hey bro, like Just a shot dude.

Speaker 9 (02:35:54):
Anyways, I'm gonna get back into this, so if you
need me, just text me my phoneson silent mode, but I'll check
it when I'm done listening tothis Andre 3000 flute album.
Okay, dude.

Speaker 3 (02:36:05):
Fuck.

Speaker 6 (02:36:07):
Andre 3000 flute album.
No, that's a real thing.
Are you fucking kidding?

Speaker 1 (02:36:13):
me.

Speaker 5 (02:36:13):
No, that's a real thing.

Speaker 1 (02:36:15):
What.

Speaker 6 (02:36:17):
Flutes, skinflute she says no.

Speaker 4 (02:36:23):
That's a different channel.

Speaker 1 (02:36:25):
That's on live.

Speaker 6 (02:36:27):
That's Andre's 696969 .

Speaker 5 (02:36:32):
That's an audition for your show.

Speaker 4 (02:36:37):
You are hired.

Speaker 6 (02:36:39):
Tell me he doesn't have arms.

Speaker 1 (02:36:41):
No, he does.
He's just showing you a newtalent.

Speaker 7 (02:36:44):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (02:36:45):
Actually I don't know that Wow, I'm impressed.

Speaker 5 (02:36:55):
What are you doing at home?
It's like you know what I'mgonna see.
If I can do this, I am morethan intrigued Hi.

Speaker 2 (02:37:02):
He's just in his nose .

Speaker 5 (02:37:06):
She might ask for a hall pass Shane as you should.

Speaker 6 (02:37:09):
You should use your nose.
The spacing is appropriate.
Use your nose be your mouth.
I'm watching.
Like I'm even okay the factthat he doesn't have a neck.

Speaker 3 (02:37:31):
What does that mouth do?
The fuck.

Speaker 4 (02:37:36):
No, sir, she's just recording this.
I would oh my.

Speaker 1 (02:37:47):
And that wiener dog's got a shadow.

Speaker 4 (02:37:52):
Oh, it's another one, another wiener Stop.

Speaker 5 (02:38:04):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (02:38:05):
That might be grounds for divorce.
Will you get your dog spayedand neutered please?

Speaker 4 (02:38:10):
Yeah, come on this is a public service announcement.

Speaker 6 (02:38:13):
I really like the caption please don't think of me
any differently.

Speaker 1 (02:38:19):
If you don't get him neutered, this might happen.

Speaker 5 (02:38:22):
Is this a look from Thursday night, uh?

Speaker 6 (02:38:25):
Kinda he didn't know what to do.
That's tonight.

Speaker 4 (02:38:29):
I thought, girls like this.
He.
Hey, what happens in mustang?

Speaker 5 (02:38:37):
Typically ends up with medication, that's so
accurate?

Speaker 3 (02:38:43):
Are you guys going to JoJo's?

Speaker 6 (02:38:46):
Alright, it's probably just coming over Over
what.

Speaker 5 (02:38:52):
What we don't go out in public.

Speaker 4 (02:38:55):
What?
Why you should Not there yetFuckin' in private you fucking
public we're gonna end on a.

Speaker 1 (02:39:07):
Wish we're gonna end on a bang Wait are we done?

Speaker 4 (02:39:13):
No, not yet.

Speaker 1 (02:39:15):
We got tiktok bachelors.
Uh oh here we go Just gettingthe mood, let's set it right.

Speaker 4 (02:39:23):
Shake she tan.

Speaker 6 (02:39:25):
I did send her a chocolate, grandpa, the other
day, whoa.

Speaker 4 (02:39:29):
Do we need?

Speaker 5 (02:39:30):
bachelors anymore Hopefully from starfish.

Speaker 9 (02:39:34):
Oh, so you're a mom.
That just means you'll know howto tuck me in later tonight.
I love him.

Speaker 5 (02:39:39):
It's Balthasar, brat from the.

Speaker 9 (02:39:42):
Sikable.
My mom just cleaned my sheets.
You wanna help me get themdirty again?
Awe Glass of bourbon, causeyou're mature, smooth and I'm
definitely gonna be pounding ittonight.
Is your name winter?
Cause you'll be coming soon.
I'm not into watching sunsets,but I'd love to see you go down.

(02:40:03):
Do you work at subway, mama?
Cause you just gave me afootlong.
Are you my dirty dishes?
Cause I'm not doing you, but Ishould be Alright, let's just
take a second.

Speaker 5 (02:40:15):
Did you pay attention to his shirt?
Stink wrinkle?
No, I couldn't get past thatmustache.

Speaker 4 (02:40:21):
That's what he's hoping for.
It worked.

Speaker 5 (02:40:26):
Hey mama.

Speaker 3 (02:40:27):
So it's really upsetting.

Speaker 2 (02:40:29):
Oh god.

Speaker 7 (02:40:31):
Nipples.

Speaker 9 (02:40:33):
What a good pause.

Speaker 6 (02:40:35):
What's really upsetting is that Shane sends me
.

Speaker 9 (02:40:37):
Those tiktoks often, and I think he's genuinely
trying to flirt.

Speaker 6 (02:40:42):
That's like me flirting, that's like what I do.
That's the problem People arelaughing, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (02:40:52):
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 6 (02:40:54):
I'm gonna go, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:40:57):
I don't know either.
I just remembered I've got fourwives.
I can't make it, I don't knowhow people worry more.

Speaker 4 (02:41:05):
My sister's wife said no, oh yeah though.

Speaker 5 (02:41:10):
Messure Is this a Groovy's.
I have a story.

Speaker 6 (02:41:15):
We have stories.

Speaker 5 (02:41:17):
It's like Alice Cooper.

Speaker 6 (02:41:19):
With a.
Like one of those push up bodysuits.
Like his moves are all pushedup with Perky.
I like it.
I would wear that.

Speaker 5 (02:41:28):
Like.

Speaker 6 (02:41:29):
What's his wife's team?
I?

Speaker 5 (02:41:32):
think Jack Sparrow's boots.
Yeah, this is why the rum'sgone.

Speaker 3 (02:41:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:41:39):
I live in a town where there's like no emo girls
and non-scene girls.

Speaker 5 (02:41:43):
Listen Adam Lambert.

Speaker 9 (02:41:46):
Sucks.
It's all these basic bitches.
My Taylor Swift.
Oh, I just really pissed.

Speaker 1 (02:41:56):
God, you want an emo boy?
No, okay he's out.

Speaker 4 (02:42:03):
You don't want to talk him off the ledge every
other hour.
No.

Speaker 6 (02:42:07):
You might be.

Speaker 5 (02:42:09):
Let's see who we got next for you Introduce him to
Biggie and Pac, you'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (02:42:14):
Yeah, that's the winner right there.

Speaker 4 (02:42:17):
You got moves, we got a booty.
Oh, break it down, boy.

Speaker 6 (02:42:23):
Okay, oh yeah.
Actually, what's up with hisnose?
His nose is the most upsettingthing I can't see really so I
didn't even look at him.
Yeah, it's like a Whoville nose.

Speaker 7 (02:42:39):
Oh my.

Speaker 9 (02:42:41):
The way he is sparkling.
Is that a real?

Speaker 4 (02:42:44):
life humor His dentures fall out.

Speaker 5 (02:42:47):
No, those are real teeth.

Speaker 1 (02:42:49):
I want to know Is he jacking it as he's singing?

Speaker 6 (02:42:54):
Why is he shaking so much?
I think he has the dodo up hisbutt.
Can you back it up?

Speaker 5 (02:42:59):
This is Steve Manson, charlie's brother.

Speaker 9 (02:43:03):
I don't really know if you need to see this one At
the beginning to get the gist ofit.
But here you go.
I don't Way sparkling,seriously, hmm, against your
skin so bright.

Speaker 5 (02:43:21):
How does his regular voice sound?
Like one of those voice boxes,yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:43:25):
From smoking.

Speaker 5 (02:43:28):
They're smoking cigarette.

Speaker 1 (02:43:29):
Stephen Hawking is my idol.
I'm telling all my nieces andnephews this is Santa Claus,
santa.

Speaker 5 (02:43:35):
Crumpus.
No, he's.

Speaker 6 (02:43:37):
Crumpus.

Speaker 1 (02:43:39):
Crumpus.

Speaker 5 (02:43:41):
That's the lesser known cousin that guy wants a
skin suit.

Speaker 6 (02:43:45):
He puts the lotion on his skin.
No the skin he needs some sun.

Speaker 2 (02:43:51):
Fuck me.

Speaker 7 (02:43:53):
Fuck me Already standing Are you?

Speaker 4 (02:43:59):
Oh, the grass.
What is going on?

Speaker 1 (02:44:03):
In our.
In the horror movie we're gonnawrite.
That's gonna be a song rightthere, the girl in the middle is
one of my favorites, though,that would terrify me.

Speaker 5 (02:44:13):
He's the one that makes it through the movie the
girl in the middle is really oneof my favorites Set fire.

Speaker 10 (02:44:20):
To the rain.
She wants me poor as.

Speaker 7 (02:44:23):
Is it?

Speaker 9 (02:44:24):
burned as a cry.
You missed a whole verse.

Speaker 6 (02:44:27):
He's just singing at the store.

Speaker 10 (02:44:29):
My name.

Speaker 6 (02:44:32):
My name what?

Speaker 7 (02:44:36):
And I set fire To the rain.

Speaker 9 (02:44:39):
You're not setting fire.

Speaker 5 (02:44:41):
No.

Speaker 6 (02:44:43):
Just because it burns when you beat.

Speaker 5 (02:44:45):
Doesn't mean it's burnt.

Speaker 1 (02:44:47):
You do not have rain proof matches, but Just because
it buttons.

Speaker 5 (02:44:54):
Doesn't mean it fits.

Speaker 6 (02:44:55):
With his, with his Walmart shoes, my college shirt.

Speaker 1 (02:45:02):
Still fits me, man.
I wore this freshman yearFreshman year in college At OU.

Speaker 6 (02:45:09):
Those are women's jeans.

Speaker 4 (02:45:11):
Bad boy streak about me that women notice and it
drives me crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:45:17):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (02:45:20):
I'm a bad boy rebel that can't be tamed and some
women see that and they goChallenge.
No, thank you, you know it'smuch easier.

Speaker 3 (02:45:34):
To focus on the women that find you attractive.
This is plenty of fishIntroduction video.

Speaker 1 (02:45:41):
Like my mom, I'm pretty sure this was on his my
space.

Speaker 6 (02:45:47):
Yeah, my space dating .

Speaker 10 (02:45:49):
Too much confidence in myself.

Speaker 5 (02:45:51):
The fact that you have any confidence in yourself
is amazing.
You wear your chocos, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:45:57):
I'll be right back.

Speaker 4 (02:45:59):
I'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (02:46:01):
Right.

Speaker 5 (02:46:03):
That's right, except for my dominatrix.

Speaker 1 (02:46:09):
And it's spiked.
I bet he thinks he's a vampire.

Speaker 10 (02:46:13):
I literally ate an entire Party-sized bread of
nacho cheese.

Speaker 9 (02:46:17):
Doritos.

Speaker 1 (02:46:21):
Doritos.
That's how he got his hairslicked back With his little
fingers.

Speaker 6 (02:46:28):
Who's he looking at?
I don't know what he's lookingat.

Speaker 1 (02:46:31):
He also has two lazy eyes.

Speaker 4 (02:46:34):
I think he has two cameras, so he's sharing between
us.

Speaker 6 (02:46:38):
He's a chameleon People stop reading.
Yes, too late.
His dad is his brother cousin.

Speaker 10 (02:46:47):
Oh, pulling up to your mama's house.

Speaker 2 (02:46:49):
I'm a lunch break for a second.

Speaker 1 (02:46:51):
Helping a coach.

Speaker 2 (02:46:54):
What's it say?

Speaker 1 (02:46:56):
Shaved, shaved and deprived.

Speaker 6 (02:46:59):
Squeezing chocolate milk.
Porno-paps Shaved and deprived.
Geritol jugs.
Geritol jugs.

Speaker 5 (02:47:09):
Billy Madison.

Speaker 6 (02:47:13):
And some Winston's.

Speaker 5 (02:47:15):
Snack, not the snake.

Speaker 3 (02:47:18):
Hell yeah, buddy, check my pops.

Speaker 5 (02:47:21):
I gotta go do this for you both.

Speaker 6 (02:47:23):
Bolin tonight he's gonna practice on you.

Speaker 4 (02:47:29):
Don't lick your lips, say you're helping a coach.
Wow, yo, what's up girl.

Speaker 6 (02:47:38):
Show us some Riz.

Speaker 1 (02:47:39):
Best pickup lines.

Speaker 8 (02:47:41):
Come home with me and I promise You'll be seeing
shooting stars tonight, girl.
No, it'll be extra bright.
God damn girl, I'm gonna comeover down by my crib.
I'll give you good time.
You know what I mean?
Girl, you hitting that shit?
Hell yeah, come on girl, I'llgive you good time, good pickup

(02:48:04):
lines bro.
What you doing, girl?
What you doing, babe, is that,matt Damon, look a damn stun,
stun you like the player, causeI'll be a big player tonight.
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (02:48:22):
What is wrong with you?

Speaker 5 (02:48:23):
Stop talking.

Speaker 6 (02:48:25):
I'll be a big player tonight On Floor night.

Speaker 1 (02:48:29):
He even pauses the video so he can Recomposure
himself.
Oh wait, it's still going.

Speaker 3 (02:48:37):
Hey girl, cause I'm making stink.

Speaker 1 (02:48:43):
You like dinosaurs?

Speaker 6 (02:48:44):
cause, that's our.

Speaker 1 (02:48:45):
Is this a song?
You're in the future.

Speaker 3 (02:48:48):
You like dinosaurs, cause I make you extinct.

Speaker 5 (02:48:52):
What are you doing, dude?

Speaker 8 (02:48:53):
I wanna put my long neck In you tonight.
I would like.

Speaker 6 (02:49:00):
To rape you with a bottle.
That's what I heard.
I'd like to put my long neckInto you.
Long neck, like lay it beforetime.
I'm gonna put my little foot inyour mouth.
Nope, nope, nope.

Speaker 3 (02:49:13):
Sarah, no, no they call me.
Petrie, that's right.
Yep, yep, yep, nope, nope, nope.

Speaker 5 (02:49:28):
Yeah, this is Ron Jeremy.
Before this is new winky man.

Speaker 3 (02:49:33):
Young winky man.

Speaker 6 (02:49:36):
Oh no, that was a fast winky man.
Look at the curve on that thumb.
Look at the curve on that thumb.

Speaker 3 (02:49:44):
That thumb.
Oh yeah, yeah, oh, I like him.

Speaker 1 (02:49:56):
I like him, I like the mustache With the tiktok
bachelors that we call this guythe winky man.

Speaker 6 (02:50:01):
Winky man.

Speaker 1 (02:50:03):
He's Middle Eastern and he basically is doing what
that guy is doing, but this guyis Stopping.
Winky man and I was like Igotta put this in here.
Oh, I love new winky man, it'snot just the guys either.

Speaker 6 (02:50:17):
Is there a girl?
Winky man?
Yes, oh yeah, she's so good.

Speaker 1 (02:50:26):
I like her plot, that's where she gets it wrong.

Speaker 2 (02:50:29):
She closed her eye all the way.

Speaker 4 (02:50:31):
He always does the half he doesn't close it all the
way so little thumbs down onher.

Speaker 6 (02:50:37):
I hit it though.
She's got long fingers.
She's got long fingers.
Yes, yeah, ooh the eye contact,except your heart's on the
other side.

Speaker 4 (02:50:56):
But who's looking right?
I like the hairy chest yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:51:01):
I wonder if that's real.
It looks real.

Speaker 5 (02:51:05):
I remember seeing this.

Speaker 6 (02:51:07):
I remember seeing this TikTok, and it was her
Halloween costume, that's good,and she said she would go home,
something like she said shewould go home With any man that
knew who she was supposed to be.

Speaker 4 (02:51:19):
That's dangerous, but which makes?

Speaker 6 (02:51:22):
me question the kind of men she goes home with, but
whatever, and why she'sdiscriminating.

Speaker 3 (02:51:30):
No, yes, yes.

Speaker 4 (02:51:39):
Is that Winky man with the jerry?

Speaker 6 (02:51:40):
can it kinda is.

Speaker 5 (02:51:43):
I'm pretty sure I just slipped the disc.

Speaker 9 (02:51:48):
In my lower back, saddam Jose.

Speaker 7 (02:51:51):
Do you see that.

Speaker 6 (02:51:57):
That swinging hammer to slap and neat move goes hard,
juan Jeremy.
Juan Jeremy, wow, they actuallyput that.
So who's it gonna be?
Who are you picking this week?

Speaker 3 (02:52:14):
The young Winky.
Oh, young Winky man.

Speaker 4 (02:52:17):
I pick A, but young Winky.

Speaker 1 (02:52:21):
A.
So, let's talk about.

Speaker 5 (02:52:24):
A Can we.

Speaker 1 (02:52:27):
We're gonna close the show talking about A.

Speaker 4 (02:52:30):
No, we're talking about Ryan.

Speaker 6 (02:52:34):
Ryan I've been called worse.

Speaker 5 (02:52:38):
Ryan, ryan, there's no four letter word associated
with it, so it's fine.
I've only been sitting next toyou for two hours Doing a no my
name.

Speaker 6 (02:52:49):
Oh my god Jesus.

Speaker 1 (02:52:53):
She is slightly.

Speaker 10 (02:52:56):
It's Ryan.

Speaker 3 (02:52:59):
My name is Ryan.
My name is.
Jeff.

Speaker 6 (02:53:03):
My name is Jeff.
Diego.

Speaker 2 (02:53:07):
I want any hot chicken Coffee cup.

Speaker 3 (02:53:15):
Oh boy.

Speaker 5 (02:53:17):
That one caught her up the guard a little bit.

Speaker 6 (02:53:19):
Brian.
As an actor, this is a veryimportant question.
What's your favorite movie ofall time?
Yeah, take the glasses off ofthat one.

Speaker 1 (02:53:28):
Beep, I was just killing something I was real
quick, ryan, that's tough.

Speaker 6 (02:53:37):
What's your favorite movie of all time and why is?

Speaker 5 (02:53:38):
it the notebook, I mean, I know mine, it's not.
Um man, I don't know that I canpick just one, but Christmas
Vacation will be my movie.

Speaker 6 (02:53:54):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (02:53:54):
I love that.
That movie is fantastic, so Ihad never seen that movie until
I met him For real.

Speaker 6 (02:54:01):
Your parents didn't see it till like last year.
I know.

Speaker 4 (02:54:05):
Literally.
Last year I took him totheaters.

Speaker 6 (02:54:07):
I really think her parents kind of hated her.

Speaker 7 (02:54:10):
When she was growing up For not showing those movies.

Speaker 6 (02:54:13):
Disney.
That's all I watched was Disney.

Speaker 1 (02:54:17):
I'm not on your teenager Disney, and she even
likes what's the old show, theold show.

Speaker 4 (02:54:27):
Mike Christmas.

Speaker 1 (02:54:29):
Come on, you know Lawrence Welk.

Speaker 4 (02:54:33):
That one.

Speaker 6 (02:54:35):
Casey.

Speaker 1 (02:54:37):
And she wonders why she was picked on in school.

Speaker 6 (02:54:39):
That's rude.
I was picked on in school.
That is so mean of you.
Why would you say that?

Speaker 1 (02:54:45):
Because people would be like.
Hey, I'm gonna spend the nightat Casey's house and oh, what
you all do last night.
She maybe watch Lawrence.

Speaker 6 (02:54:52):
Welk.
We had to watch Lawrence Welkand wear Mom's Moo Moos.
No, I wear Moos now.

Speaker 1 (02:54:58):
I wore a Moo Moo one night.

Speaker 6 (02:54:59):
I know y'all clucking weirdos.
Calf Tans An Afghan.

Speaker 1 (02:55:06):
No, they're clear Calf Tans and dad calls them
Afghanist Tans.
You guys are going too f***.
I just had to make up for it.

Speaker 5 (02:55:14):
You should just have a remote in your hand.

Speaker 1 (02:55:16):
I know I should know I'll just do this.
That'll be our new sensor sound.

Speaker 5 (02:55:23):
Hold on, push the button real quick.
No.

Speaker 6 (02:55:26):
I'm kidding which one ?
Okay so.

Speaker 5 (02:55:31):
It's not really my favorite movie.

Speaker 6 (02:55:33):
It's the one that's just in your head right now.

Speaker 5 (02:55:35):
I did just from time of year.

Speaker 4 (02:55:39):
I love the Lost Boys.

Speaker 6 (02:55:42):
That's my favorite movie.

Speaker 4 (02:55:43):
I can watch it anytime, anytime.
I've seen it so many times thatevery time I'm like I try to
make the kids watch it.
The other day and they werelike I can't watch it.
I think there's a kid in it.

Speaker 5 (02:55:58):
It's fine, that's the bar we've got to sit.

Speaker 1 (02:56:01):
There's a kid in this movie you can watch it?

Speaker 5 (02:56:03):
Yeah, but he's just watch it, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (02:56:08):
What are the brothers ?

Speaker 4 (02:56:09):
The Frogger.

Speaker 1 (02:56:10):
Brothers.

Speaker 6 (02:56:12):
Oh, that's a good movie.

Speaker 1 (02:56:15):
I do like that movie.
Favorite movie Silence of theLambs.
That's another one I will watchFavorite movie of all time,
goonies is a favorite.

Speaker 4 (02:56:25):
The Goonies is good too, I haven't made them watch
that in a while.

Speaker 1 (02:56:29):
The Goonies.

Speaker 4 (02:56:31):
I did at one point, but they didn't.

Speaker 1 (02:56:34):
They didn't get it.

Speaker 6 (02:56:35):
They need to come over, they need to come over and
have an aunt and uncle nightand watch Goonies with us.

Speaker 4 (02:56:43):
They probably won't.
Does that mean mom gets to goout?

Speaker 6 (02:56:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:56:49):
Is it a?

Speaker 6 (02:56:49):
party.

Speaker 1 (02:56:51):
You get to go to sugars.

Speaker 4 (02:56:53):
Is that a waxing place?

Speaker 1 (02:56:55):
Yeah, go in there and ask if you can get waxed.

Speaker 4 (02:57:00):
I don't know.
They'll wax Should we go to astrip club.

Speaker 5 (02:57:05):
Yes.

Speaker 6 (02:57:07):
I don't want to see boobies.
The kids can come over with.
Uncle Shane.

Speaker 4 (02:57:13):
We go see boobies.

Speaker 1 (02:57:15):
And then you two go to sugars.
Do you like it when you'reviolent old?

Speaker 4 (02:57:19):
Yeah, brian will come too, why not?

Speaker 3 (02:57:23):
He's getting waxed at the sugars.

Speaker 5 (02:57:25):
I would like to think that my standards are higher
than that.

Speaker 6 (02:57:29):
They're not here.
You are my trips, guysPlayhouse.

Speaker 4 (02:57:37):
You.

Speaker 5 (02:57:41):
No, I want to come home.
I want to come home.

Speaker 4 (02:57:46):
Don't want to be cornholed.

Speaker 6 (02:57:48):
If you could be in any movie, like a remake or
whatever, what character wouldyou want to play?
And it can't be Christmasvacation.

Speaker 5 (02:58:04):
No, but Anthony Hopkins in like Best World.
It would be fun to do.

Speaker 4 (02:58:14):
Best World, yeah, like the HBO.
Thing.

Speaker 6 (02:58:19):
Taylor, we only watched the first season.

Speaker 4 (02:58:23):
I'd be Helen Hunt in Twister.

Speaker 2 (02:58:25):
That's good.

Speaker 7 (02:58:27):
I think, Twitter.

Speaker 1 (02:58:29):
I thought I was going to say somebody in Thelma and
Louise.

Speaker 6 (02:58:31):
I like Tornado who would you be?

Speaker 1 (02:58:36):
Shane Hargis.
I think I would want to be BillPaxton, but not in twister to
some aliens.

Speaker 2 (02:58:50):
Would you?

Speaker 6 (02:58:50):
do put her in charge.
Aliens any of the alienfranchise scares her.
Fucking hate it.

Speaker 4 (02:59:03):
I Prometheus no.
I wish I go to bed, no.

Speaker 6 (02:59:10):
Full on, damn near panic attack.

Speaker 4 (02:59:13):
The robot guy is kind of weird, scares me and proud
of his name.

Speaker 1 (02:59:15):
But what about you makes me sad.

Speaker 6 (02:59:21):
It would be Belle and beating the beast.

Speaker 4 (02:59:25):
Oh, she just wants a piece to rammer also yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:59:28):
I'll be right back.

Speaker 5 (02:59:31):
She's gonna run away for sake peepee break after that
.

Speaker 6 (02:59:36):
Harry Weeder.

Speaker 1 (02:59:47):
Oh, taylor didn't even know what she wanted for
Christmas.

Speaker 4 (02:59:49):
No, I don't hey.
Hey, I don't need anything.

Speaker 6 (02:59:55):
What are you hoping to see in the dirty scene?

Speaker 7 (03:00:00):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (03:00:05):
Personal vibrator.

Speaker 2 (03:00:08):
She says towels earlier and I said that you know
that dog.

Speaker 6 (03:00:12):
I love a good towel, I would not be mad, if there was
a nice towel.

Speaker 1 (03:00:15):
I said I was fine for nice house.
Yeah, I'm being serious.
A bath sheet, I like the largeone, I mean.

Speaker 4 (03:00:20):
I like the large ones too, mm-hmm.
But.

Speaker 6 (03:00:24):
Have a large one, yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:00:27):
Yeah, it's good, I can't believe I said that.
What I like the large ones.
What do you mean by that?

Speaker 4 (03:00:35):
what do you want for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (03:00:42):
I would want a very good camera for the podcast.

Speaker 4 (03:00:47):
Can't afford it.
Sorry, I know.

Speaker 1 (03:00:49):
They're expensive for the, for the kind that would
ask you to podcast can use formany, many years and it could
double, as if I wanted to Writescripts and do my own short
films as well.
It could do that, but well.

(03:01:09):
I see in a well, well, I'msaying, I ain't bringing that I
can know that I saw a Santa'spink count and it can't handle
that.

Speaker 6 (03:01:19):
Santa said, that's nice yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:01:22):
Keep dreaming.

Speaker 4 (03:01:24):
I'm in a weird state.
I don't know.
I don't like need anything, youknow, I just need to.

Speaker 1 (03:01:33):
We don't actually need anything.

Speaker 4 (03:01:35):
Mm-hmm, I'm, there's probably something thought about
, but I don't write it down, no,remember.
You know, maybe I wanted aheated blanket, but I already
asked Daniel's mom for that, soyou still get presents from your
ex-mother-in-law.

Speaker 1 (03:01:49):
Yeah, she loves me, it's nice, she's very nice.

Speaker 4 (03:01:51):
He's nice, he's so nice.

Speaker 7 (03:01:52):
She is nice.

Speaker 4 (03:01:54):
She makes me stocking as me gift over here.

Speaker 6 (03:01:56):
Oh, that's sweet.
We're doing stocking like we're, instead of drawing names here.
Here we're doing like for.
Christmas morning, no Lambertfor us and all four of the kids
were drawing names for stockings.

Speaker 4 (03:02:11):
Hmm, I love it.
It's talking.
I did too.
Yeah, that's why it's kind ofthing for us.
I was like man, a good stocking.
You can put all kinds of thingsin there.
That would have been fun.
Scratch offs, candy dildosvibes vibes vibes, vibes,
vibrators.

Speaker 1 (03:02:31):
You put out there buddy shake it out Brian.

Speaker 4 (03:02:34):
But all kinds of things in a good stocking,
that's right.
Fuzzy socks, oh, ky oh.

Speaker 6 (03:02:43):
I have a good KY stockings if we have time for it
.

Speaker 4 (03:02:45):
We always have time for a good KY story.
So I went to CVS the other dayOkay, why no?
I was getting prescription andthere was does a know about that
.

Speaker 2 (03:02:56):
I'll try I.

Speaker 5 (03:03:04):
What are the list of side effects and see if we can
guess.

Speaker 4 (03:03:10):
There was this older, not older, but maybe like.

Speaker 1 (03:03:13):
Taylor went to CVS to get a prescription field.
I.

Speaker 4 (03:03:26):
Thought it was interesting, but maybe it's not.
But anyway, there was an olderguy, maybe in his 50s, and a
younger gentlemen, maybe 20something, and the they looked a
little tweaky, little tweakyfor Mustang a little tweaky, it

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was a little too much.
So I'm like keeping an eye.
Yeah, you gotta watch those.

Speaker 1 (03:03:52):
And so be aware of your surroundings, get my stuff.

Speaker 4 (03:03:55):
A couple other things .
They're checking out right infront of me and it's still very
like tweaky and they're talkingvery loud and so it's just very
uncomfortable for me.
Yeah, but as soon as I get upthere after they leave, the guy
hasn't cleared their like thingon the screen and it said that
they bought KY jelly.
Is he married and he's Doingdrugs with this gay man and

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they're having sex in theparking lot?
Oh my god, it must hang America.
No, that's how I want theparking lot.

Speaker 5 (03:04:40):
This is not a movie I've seen before.
Are you?
Are you finished with that?
Is that?

Speaker 6 (03:04:50):
the warming Does that tingle, do you like it?
So?

Speaker 1 (03:04:54):
we're doing so.

Speaker 6 (03:04:55):
We last longer get stars when I get a review.

Speaker 4 (03:04:59):
Go through the self-checkout.
Yeah, oh yeah why do you makethe guy ring that up?

Speaker 7 (03:05:03):
and he was like 18, oh, I think I was playing being,
it was like.

Speaker 1 (03:05:16):
I think that's why they invented self-checkout.
Yeah, so you could.

Speaker 6 (03:05:26):
I think that's so stupid.
Like a Walmart, when you go tojust like buy mascara, yeah, you
have to like put it in the box,or knocks in there Cuz people
steal all of it.

Speaker 1 (03:05:37):
Yeah, you can't even buy, but there's so much there's
so much other little shit outthere they could get to yeah,
that's, that costs more than mymascara.

Speaker 4 (03:05:46):
Yeah it's done, so that was my story.
Uh I know what they were doing.

Speaker 6 (03:05:52):
What advice, brian, would you give a young actor
breaking into the scene?

Speaker 5 (03:06:00):
I Definitely need to get into classes and and learn
the craft, learn techniques thatyou would Whether it's scene
study, improv, cold readingslearn the business and Don't

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think, don't make it too big,don't make it bigger than what
it is right.
I've watched a few things whereit's every time you get an
audition, every time you get achance to do something, it's a
chance to to do work, it's achance to Show what you can do
and and a chance to Bring somesort of different Take to to a

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character, bring, bring somelife to it right.
So Just don't just I mean don'tmake it.
Would it love the process?
You can't, you can't fall inlove with the finish nice with
the finished product.
You have to love the process toget to where you want to go.
The work is gonna sucksometimes, it's not.

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It's not fun all the time, butyou have to love.
You have to do it like you loveit, the the work portion to get
where you want to go.

Speaker 6 (03:07:15):
So enjoy the four.
Play down the climax.

Speaker 5 (03:07:16):
Absolutely, you can enjoy it.
You can enjoy the climax towell for sure.

Speaker 1 (03:07:24):
And be Professional on set.
Yeah, yeah, that's a big dealthat doesn't mean that when
we're on our breaks and whateverwe got during JP we moved
ourselves to a little corner ofthe room and we were talking so
much shit, just bullshit, andtalking like guys do.

Speaker 5 (03:07:46):
Was funny but when, when it came to actually being
on set, it's, it's work inprofessional, it is being
professional, being being readyto go and and look, you have to
Love what you're doing and notjust want to be famous.
Yeah, like and not see, notwant to, not just be there to

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see yourself on on TV, butactually love the art form.

Speaker 2 (03:08:13):
Yeah, and you've got a.

Speaker 5 (03:08:15):
I mean when you, when you get into it and you really
appreciate all of the Art formswithin the overall art form,
like just the lighting deal dealdeal, the electrical, the Scene
setup, the staging, the, thesound, just the different things
that go all into that, thedifferent different lenses that

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go with the cameras to getdifferent shots, and that it's.
It really is just a lot of alot of arts that come together
to form one big, one big puzzleawesome.

Speaker 1 (03:08:48):
I've been so impressed by watching some of
these crews work and the, thedirector of photography.
How good they can just look atsomething and go I'm gonna need
a light here, I'm gonna needthis over there, I need this
lens.
Just watching how their brainsare working in real time is

(03:09:10):
amazing.

Speaker 5 (03:09:11):
Yep, and it's awesome and, just looking at the camera
, go.
I need it, I need it.
I need the light soft, softer,I need it hard, I need it more
harsh.
I need this shadow gone overhere I can see like there are so
many different things that thatthey see that we, that we as
actors, if you don't, if youdon't do the whole production
side of it, we just, we,completely miss if we don't sit

(03:09:34):
back and watch and it they movelike a well oiled machine man,
it's, it's, it's a thing ofbeauty to watch them work.

Speaker 4 (03:09:39):
I feel like, if you don't like, enjoy it and you're
just trying to be famous, thatyour acting is gonna come off as
like fake.
It's not gonna be natural ifyou're not just into it.

Speaker 5 (03:09:48):
It can, and, and the other thing that I'll say is
there's, there, are there, thereare people on social media that
that go out of their way tomake you think that they're
doing more than they are, and,and everybody can see it,
everybody can tell like it's,it's obvious, it really is and

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you got to be coachable andlisten to.

Speaker 4 (03:10:14):
A lot of people can't do that.

Speaker 5 (03:10:16):
Very much.
If your agent tells you not todo something, don't do it.

Speaker 1 (03:10:21):
Probably not.

Speaker 5 (03:10:23):
I mean, if a more seasoned actor sees you doing
something, it sees somethingthat you've posted or sees
something like that and comes toyou and says, hey, you should
probably not do this.
There's probably a real goodreason for it.

Speaker 7 (03:10:37):
You know, what I mean , right.

Speaker 5 (03:10:41):
And if one of the coaches comes to you and says,
hey, you did this, you probablyshouldn't do that again, you
have to listen.

Speaker 4 (03:10:49):
You can't be like argumentative with them.

Speaker 5 (03:10:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:10:53):
And positive crew.
Take it all in stride.

Speaker 4 (03:10:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:10:56):
I mean, you're going to know of someone's actually
being rude or whatever, but ifit's, they're trying to help you
.
They kind of know an idea ofwhat they're looking for.
So just take the direction youknow.

Speaker 5 (03:11:09):
And and not every redirect is a shot at you.
Yeah, like that.
They may want to see somethingdifferent.
Okay.
Great Cool.
Just because you prepared itone way doesn't mean it's wrong.
I mean there are billions ofways to do these things the
right way, whether it's you knowsides or you know all of that.

Speaker 2 (03:11:30):
But yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:11:32):
And if they see you do something, it may inspire
them to take it a differentdirection.

Speaker 1 (03:11:40):
Right, like you can, and also don't get frustrated,
because I mean you may have youmay be shooting a 30 second
scene.
They're going to do 20 takes ofit.
Don't get frustrated, just justgo with it.
I mean, you're there to watch.

Speaker 5 (03:12:01):
You're there to work, so you know and don't get
frustrated if it ends up on thecutting room floor.
So you take like an hour and ahalf long movie, right, two hour
movies, whatever.
You've got 20 to 28 days,typically the footage that
they're shooting, that they haveto condense into that, yeah,

(03:12:23):
that short timeframe.
So you know, take all of theexperiences that you've got and
take and learn from them.
You know whether it's how didthe people that you were working
with if you were working withyou know named actors or
whatever.
How did they?
What was their pre-scene prep?

(03:12:44):
What did they do right before?
How did they function duringthe scene?
What did they do that youdidn't expect that you could
play off of that something thatyou could take and use for
yourself, because, let's behonest, nobody's doing breaking
ground on any new information atthis point right.
We're all stealing somethingfrom somebody and adding it and

(03:13:05):
putting our own little flavor toit.

Speaker 6 (03:13:06):
And that's true with any art, I mean any kind of art.
It's nothing's new, and if itis new, holy shit.

Speaker 2 (03:13:14):
Yeah, you're going to see it everywhere.
Seems kind of stressful yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:13:18):
But if you at the beginning, when you're doing
this, one of the morefrustrating parts is that you
may never get any feedbackwhatsoever on stuff that you do.
So you can do an audition andnever.
You'll never hear anythingunless you've been shortlisted,

(03:13:42):
put on hold, put on a veil orcalled back or any of that right
.
You may not hear anything on it.
And then you're like oh yeah, Iauditioned for that project.
When you see a trailer for it.

Speaker 6 (03:13:53):
I guess I didn't get it.
Yeah, oh no, what was it?
Was it a tostitos commercial?
No, you didn't land tostitos.
It was a commercial that had afootball player in it.

Speaker 1 (03:14:08):
But the one, the commercial we saw, wasn't it?

Speaker 6 (03:14:11):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 (03:14:12):
But I was just saying oh yeah, I auditioned for it.

Speaker 6 (03:14:15):
Yeah, the tostitos commercial like that, that kind
of thing where I was like, oh, Idid that audition.
That's reservation, reservationdogs, reservation dogs We've
seen several of that, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:14:26):
Audition plenty of times for it Never landed
anything but would watch and gohey, that's the part I
auditioned for.
But then I went.
That guy did a good job.

Speaker 3 (03:14:35):
Yeah, absolutely, yeah, that was good.

Speaker 1 (03:14:37):
Oh, that guy did it better than me.
Now I know why he?
Got it.

Speaker 5 (03:14:43):
And there's so many things that are outside of your
control as an actor.
For example, I had a show avery, very large show that I was
put on a veil for a role, so itwas down to me and, like one or
two other guys for a role, Ididn't get it.
When the show came out, Iwatched the episode, I watched
that scene several times, pulledmy audition up, watched it,

(03:15:06):
watched it again and went it'sthe same freaking thing.
And then I went and looked athis IMDB and it was a helo
sniper and he had served in theQueens Royal Navy.
That's not something I have anycontrol over, right?
So I can either get frustratedabout that or I can go at least
I know I gave the sameperformance that they put in the
show, so at least I was on that.

(03:15:27):
So I was on target with wherethe character development was
and all of that.
So for me personally at thispoint I do an audition and I
forget about it.
So if I hear something back,I've got to go back and watch
the audition to see what I did,because I literally that section

(03:15:48):
of my brain, once I'm done withthat audition, is gone Like
it's done because and I likethose surprises when it's like
you do the audition.

Speaker 1 (03:15:57):
You put 110% effort into it, but, yeah, you just
kind of throw it away becauseyou're moving on to the next
audition, which that characteris going to be totally different
than this character.
And so, like with Jurassic Pet3, audition for one of the
supporting roles, one of thecrew members, and did the

(03:16:21):
audition, but I did a great jobat it and then didn't hear
anything for a while.

Speaker 3 (03:16:26):
So I threw that away.

Speaker 1 (03:16:28):
I moved on to the next work because the auditions
are the work.
That's where you work, sothat's where the work starts.
And all of a sudden I get anemail from my agent.
She's like oh my God, good news, you got a supporting role.
You want to confirm booking.
And I was like what the fuck?
Oh shit, read that email.

Speaker 4 (03:16:50):
Let me know.

Speaker 2 (03:16:50):
I'm not reading something Did they just say I
got a part.

Speaker 1 (03:16:55):
So then go back and look at that and go, okay, cool.

Speaker 5 (03:16:59):
And it can be a minute Like I auditioned for a
role with Ray in Reagan and thenthings just kind of hit a wall
and heard nothing and I mean itwas like 18 months later before
I heard anything that I gotbooked on something.
So you have I mean there's nota timeframe on it and a lot of

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the auditions you can feelreally good about and the ones
that you feel the worst aboutare the ones you end up booking,
which doesn't make any sense atall.
It's like man, I just bombedthat one.

Speaker 2 (03:17:35):
Hey, guess what.

Speaker 5 (03:17:39):
So all you can do is worry about the things that you
have control over, right thework and the preparation that
you put into it, and what you doon camera and make sure that
it's true to the material.

Speaker 1 (03:17:54):
The other thing to go with your question about new
actors is what I would also addand I'm still fairly new but one
thing I learned is make sureyou are having a conversation
with your agent about contracts.

Speaker 2 (03:18:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:18:14):
Because here's the situation.
I'm not going to call out whoit was, but got booked for a
project and they actuallycontacted my agent to go hey, we
want him.
So I didn't even audition forthis, they had seen me somewhere
else and that's where beingprofessional and putting your

(03:18:38):
best foot forward helps.
They went to my agent and said,hey, we want to, we want to
book him for this.
So I did the shoot.
We had contracts signed before,but when we got to set that day
they had some more paperwork forus to sign and me being fairly

(03:19:03):
new to the biz, I just kind ofbriefly looked at it, signed it
and said, here, because I'mready to work, I'm ready to go.
I should have snapped a photo,sent it to my agent and said,
hey, is this legit?
Is this what?
Because they sold your bubble,that almost pretty much.

(03:19:24):
That contract had language init that was in perpetuity and
overwrote or over wasoverwriting the initial contract
.
So now I'm locked into that.
They have my image, my, mylikeness, all that in perpetuity

(03:19:46):
.
So that was a learning momentfor me.
My agent did email them, waslike I'm sorry, you know, we
didn't catch it.
And I was like, no, that that'son me too, not on you.
I'm not mad at all.
I'm more disappointed in myselfthat I didn't actually read
that document.

Speaker 5 (03:20:06):
But everyone there was like, signing, like there
you go, so I don't sign anythingwithout.

Speaker 1 (03:20:14):
So Christina is like we're not working with them
again.
So, okay, that's fine, you knowwhat's best, so I'm going to
follow your guidance sheet.
They protected me from.
Yeah, I will call out this one.
There was.
There was a project called CPS.
You might know, I don't knowReal quick.

Speaker 6 (03:20:34):
Are you two represented by the same agency?

Speaker 1 (03:20:36):
No, no he's with Kit and you have some other ones
right.

Speaker 5 (03:20:40):
So I I just recently left my agent in Atlanta and
then my the agent that I had outin Arizona, new Mexico, is now
in more of a management capacity.
So we're I am having theinternal discussions of whether

(03:21:02):
or not I am at a point where Ineed a manager or one, or you,
so I haven't made that decisionyet.
So right now I'm onlyrepresented by Kit.

Speaker 1 (03:21:11):
Okay, yeah, there was a project called.
Cps child protective servicesand there was a in person
audition up in Edmond Edmondlibrary and I went first first
in person audition.
I did my thing.

(03:21:33):
Boom, I get an email later thathey, they, they're doing
callbacks.
Cool, they had it in Sopulpa.
So we drive up to Sopulpa,casey drops me off, she goes,
does some work at a coffee shop.
I'm there from 8am to 8pm.

(03:21:54):
Oh my God, not a not, what atraditional callback would be.
This chick is having us docrazy shit.
That should not be happening.
I'm a pro, real.
And so we finally get home thatnight.
She wanted us back the next dayto shoot these scissors, sizzle

(03:22:19):
rules and all this shit.
That morning I wake up and I'mjust like I just don't want to
do that again.
I mean we're not getting paidand we're spending well at 12
hours plus there.

Speaker 4 (03:22:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:22:34):
I finally get like a text from Christina and was like
, hey, my agent, christina, hey,I've heard some stuff about
this.
Do not go bill on this, this iscrap.
I was like, okay, I'm, I willfollow your lead.
I didn't do it.
And there were people that justgot taken advantage of new

(03:22:57):
people to the business, peoplethat people that weren't actors
that somehow learned about this.
And this lady was like, oh, youhave what it takes, I don't
want this season actor, I wantyou.
Well, she was taking advantageof them because they had no clue
.
All of us with an agent didn'teven show up the next day.

Speaker 5 (03:23:22):
And when you look at the, when it's time to get an
agent right, like starting out,you don't, you don't need one.
Get into some student films,you know.
Get into, you know, get into a48 hour film festival, get into
some things like that to get getyour feet wet.

(03:23:42):
You know, kind of make surethat this is really the kind of
work that you want to do,because it, I mean, there's a
lot of waiting, it's it can be,it can be long days, you know,
for little to, depending onwhether it's Andy or not.
Little, no pay, right, becausewe want the real footage.
We want, you know, the believein the project, believe in, you

(03:24:03):
know, want to work with some ofthe people that are in it.

Speaker 6 (03:24:06):
That's that film.

Speaker 5 (03:24:07):
So it's knowing when to get an agent and what it's
going to take.
You got to make sure that yourmaterials are good.
Everybody that takes a pictureis not a headshot photographer,
and a corporate headshotphotographer is significantly
different than what an actingheadshot photographer is.
And and for you to get a goodone, you I mean it costs money.

(03:24:33):
You know be expect to spend 400bucks 500 bucks on one or two
looks for a, for a good, reallygood headshot photographer here
Now in LA.
You may spend north of a grandfor that, for that same, for

(03:24:53):
that same type level ofphotographer, right?
So you got to be able to dothat and be willing to
understand that when somebodysays, hey, your materials are
not where they need to be for usright now, understand it's not
necessarily a hey, you're notgood, it's a you're just not.
You need more, you need moreexperience, you need your, your,

(03:25:15):
your package needs to be betterbefore we can bring you on
right.
So there's a lot of, there's alot of ins and outs, right.
And again, not everybody.
If you're just doing localcommercial stuff where you're,
you're hopping in the backgroundand you're doing that, you
don't.
You don't need an agent.
You know I mean.

(03:25:37):
But if you're really taking itserious and you're, you know
you're paying the money forclasses and not just here.
But you know you know classesfrom.
You know Depeon, howard, fine,you know as a con, you know
those, those, some of the biggernames, that that that will do
online stuff.
And when you take it seriouslyand you get to a point where you

(03:26:00):
really it's, you want to dothis, as opposed to I just want
to be seen on TV and I wantpeople to recognize me, then you
know, really start looking atthat.

Speaker 4 (03:26:13):
I mean, it's pretty awesome.

Speaker 1 (03:26:17):
I'm not going to say it's not, but that that's not
the purpose.
You know, just to have peoplerecognize me.
I like, I still like everythingthat leads up to that.
I like putting in that work allthe auditions to laser be being

(03:26:38):
on set with people and you knowthere's quite a bit of downtime
at times on set and it's agreat opportunity to make new
friends and network.

Speaker 6 (03:26:51):
Oh my gosh, do you guys have friendship bracelets?

Speaker 1 (03:26:54):
We don't.
We have friendship, cock rings.

Speaker 6 (03:26:57):
Oh, that's what that is, yeah, permanent jewelry.

Speaker 5 (03:27:02):
It's like mini family reunions and stuff too.
Like when you get into, youtake these classes and you and
you work with some of thesepeople and you see what they put
, you know put out for the class, what they, you know what level
they're going to, they're goingto put that class and you, you
oh, I need to match that or youknow what I mean when you take
some of the stuff that they'redoing and some of the critiques

(03:27:25):
that whoever is doing the classand giving them and applying
them to what you're doing, andit raises the level of what
you've got going on right, andyou spend, you know, several
hours you know once a week, acouple of times a week in these
classes with people.
You do get to kind of know whothey are and kind of what kind
of personalities you're dealingwith and whether or not it's

(03:27:48):
people you want to associatewith or not.

Speaker 6 (03:27:50):
And because I mean and whether you know when I come
in there podcast.
Yeah, little did you know thatTaylor and I were part of that
deal?
Sorry, sorry about that, oops.

Speaker 5 (03:28:01):
So I was going to wait till the comments later to
comment section.

Speaker 6 (03:28:06):
So these betches?
So were you guys at the summerCody Milo thing, or were you
with the other?
The other one.

Speaker 1 (03:28:13):
Just that day, class one I took that weekend.

Speaker 2 (03:28:15):
Weekend yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:28:19):
I had a good weekend that weekend.

Speaker 5 (03:28:21):
I bet you did.

Speaker 6 (03:28:22):
I got to read and I got to sit in a coffee shop all
day it was great.
That would be nice, it wasreally nice.

Speaker 1 (03:28:29):
It was fun.
It was fun.
I then I did an improv class upat Cody's studio and that was
amazing.
I had a blast Went to Cody'sstudio summer retreat where me
and my buddy Aaron Sills won acouple of awards for our scene

(03:28:50):
where we actually won best sceneas well.
Damn Just saying, just sayingPanhandle public access baby.

Speaker 5 (03:28:57):
Baby, you also find you also find, like, when you're
doing some of these right, likethere are, there are coaches
that you work really well withand that do individual stuff and
there's some that you don't,and you don't know that until
you take, until you take yourclasses and you, okay, it's
still, it's not wasted timebecause there's still going to

(03:29:18):
be things that you take fromwhat they do that it's like oh,
I didn't think about looking atit, you know what I mean.
You'll take a little nuggethere and there.
Right, there are so many.
Also, for the love of God, makesure that if you are taking
training from somebody, it'ssomebody that has the

(03:29:40):
credentials to give you thattraining.
Do not pay somebody $400, $500for a six or eight week class
that has no idea what they'retalking about and has no backing
for it.
Cody's got it, kate Melton'sgot it, michelle's got it, chris
has got it.
You know what I'm saying.
There are, there are some.
There are some solid ones here.

(03:30:01):
Adam Finley's got it.
There's, there's some.
We have some really goodcoaches here, but at the same
time, like you were talkingabout on that one project, there
are also some people that aretaking advantage, that can take
advantage of newer actors aswell, instead of and charge more
than what the seasoned,credentialed coaches are doing.

(03:30:24):

Speaker 2 (03:30:31):
That frustrates me.

Speaker 5 (03:30:33):
That frustrates me a lot.
Right, really, for for newactors and you know things like
that.
When we've we've all been inthat spot at some point in time
to take advantage of somebodythat's in that spot and was
where you were at some point intime, that's kind of a crappy
thing to do, like.
I don't that.
That doesn't sit well with meright Now.

(03:30:53):
I'm not the type of person youhave got to.
You've got to go pretty far forme to like publicly come out
and be like hey look, you knowwhat I mean.
But but I'll privately go.
This is wrong and what you'redoing is wrong.
If you're like I don't care,then that's a different story,
right, but taking advantage ofpeople and their dreams and what

(03:31:15):
they're trying to do, whenyou're trying to do, you know
what I mean when you're acting,or you, you know what I'm saying
.

Speaker 6 (03:31:20):
That's not a what that's that people in the world
there's a whole bunch wholebunch of things like exactly
what you said, like peopletaking advantage of other
people's dreams, like thatproject that Shane was talking
about, like there were kids inthat project.

Speaker 1 (03:31:33):
That's what I was about to say.
This is the project's calledCPS.
So it's like child productiveservices and there were kids in
there that had never many kids.

Speaker 6 (03:31:42):
Yeah, like in kids mini, mini and many mini and
many, yeah, many and many.
And so there were kids in therethat were like it was there.
Those are small children.
There were kids in there that,like this is their first time
auditioning, they landed somebig role is what they felt like,
and then to find out that itwas just some really shitty lady

(03:32:05):
, for it was supposed to be somenetwork television like child,
like you know CSI, or likeChicago Med, like style show
about child productive services.
And it was just about kidsgetting the traffic or like you
know that kind but that style ofshow and it just was awful for
this lady who ran the auditionslike a fucking girl being circus

(03:32:28):
and had her kids there as well.
Like it was awful.

Speaker 1 (03:32:33):
Maybe CPS ought to pay you.

Speaker 4 (03:32:34):
Yeah, like maybe CPS should actually visit, pay a
little closer attention there.

Speaker 7 (03:32:39):
Damn.

Speaker 6 (03:32:39):
Oh God, that was juicy.
I know I get a white.

Speaker 1 (03:32:43):
But yeah, it was just it was just.

Speaker 6 (03:32:44):
it was so sad because you're tapping into people who
are putting yeah, wipe yourbutthole.
Put in a wipe, putting theirall out there because they love
the art of it, and it's just.
I mean any kind of artistthat's taken advantage of for
the love of the art is justreally devastating.
And that's the art of anythingthat you do.

(03:33:06):
With passion is art, absolutelyanything that you do, and
that's just.
I don't know.
There are shitty ass people outthere Fuck them.

Speaker 5 (03:33:13):
There really are.
Fuck y'all, we're Elon Musk's.
You got a Q, elon Musk.

Speaker 6 (03:33:20):
Right, that's not in the sound.

Speaker 5 (03:33:25):
And they really.
You really do have to becareful and this is going to
sound really bad and understandthat I know say it that it's
going to sound like you're notbetter than the process.

Speaker 2 (03:33:41):
You're not better than the industry.

Speaker 3 (03:33:43):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (03:33:44):
Just because, just because you want it to be a
different way, doesn't meanyou're special and it's going to
be right If, if you're an, ifyou're in SAG, don't do non
union work.
If you don't, I mean if youwant to do the non union work,
then don't join SAG.
Like, the industry doesn'tchange for you.

(03:34:06):
You have to.
You have to find where you fitin the industry, right, and
you're not better than theindustry.
You're not better than you.
Know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (03:34:19):
I got typecasted as the creepy guy you know for a
while, but what's?

Speaker 5 (03:34:23):
and I'll take it, but what's, what's, what's?

Speaker 1 (03:34:26):
the word.

Speaker 5 (03:34:26):
What's the operative word in that?
Cast creepy.
Yeah, there you go, cast oh.

Speaker 2 (03:34:32):
Find your niche.

Speaker 5 (03:34:33):
Not creepy.
Find your niche.
Find what you know, what I mean.
Find you know if, if you're, ifyou're 50, quit trying to
audition for roles of peoplethat are 25.

Speaker 7 (03:34:49):
Damn it.
That's what you know, what I'msaying.

Speaker 1 (03:34:53):
Like that's not a now everyone told you there are a
few people that I thought Icould still play a high schooler
.

Speaker 6 (03:34:59):
No, if this isn't high school the musical you are
not that guy for, on the rightor not, you are not.

Speaker 5 (03:35:07):
So, but you've got to be realistic about what you're
doing.
Yeah, you know what I mean.
That's important.
Self reflection is is you haveto have it.

Speaker 6 (03:35:18):
I joke all the time about like self awareness is key
.
It is, but it really is soimportant, about literally
everything.

Speaker 5 (03:35:27):
And and there's different styles and you've got
to make sure that you find thestyle.
You know whether it's.
You know whether it's who tohog or what's the one that Cody?

Speaker 6 (03:35:37):
bless you.
What did you say?
Who to have a little loli?
Yeah, jolly what?

Speaker 5 (03:35:42):
You know what?
Cody Warner?

Speaker 6 (03:35:45):
What's a?

Speaker 2 (03:35:45):
little hard.

Speaker 5 (03:35:46):
The one technique or you know, if you're going into
doing method acting, okay, butunderstand that doesn't mean
that you have to be that personAll the time.
All the time, right, I meanthat gets dangerous, right.

Speaker 6 (03:36:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:36:03):
If you land, I mean if you land some of these darker
roles, and that's dangerous.

Speaker 1 (03:36:07):
I can't always act like creepy guy in car.

Speaker 5 (03:36:10):
You can't, you know what I mean, I mean.

Speaker 6 (03:36:11):
I can't Sometimes.

Speaker 5 (03:36:16):
that's just the way it is right now it is oh,
typecasting, right, god, god.
One of the other things, too islike, when social media is a
great, is a great tool, but itcan also make you look like a

(03:36:38):
great tool.
We all know what's going onaround, right you?
We know the scene, we knowwhat's going on.
We know a lot of yeah, there'snew people that are coming in,
and we know all the players.

(03:36:59):
We know the projects that arecoming through.
We know Stop, stop, just stop.

Speaker 6 (03:37:06):
Stop, it, yeah, there are.

Speaker 1 (03:37:12):
Yeah, I think it's just you're trying to push your
own narrative, acting biggerthan you are for sure.

Speaker 9 (03:37:22):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (03:37:23):
Yeah, yeah, I just end, you stop.

Speaker 1 (03:37:26):
Yeah, I do, I do post things like you know, what.
I'm being on set and stuff likethat, because for me I and it's
not, it's not braggadocious,for me it's like I know how, I
know I have people that aresupporting what.

(03:37:46):
I'm doing and they love seeingI'm doing something that I
absolutely love.
I'm bringing them on thatjourney with me and it's nothing
like hey, look at me, look atme, look what I'm doing, look at
me, look at me.

Speaker 6 (03:38:03):
It's just like you're not a pick me girl.

Speaker 5 (03:38:07):
So there's a fine line there, though there is Of.
In a lot of those contractsthere are non disclosure
agreements.

Speaker 6 (03:38:15):
Oh, of course.

Speaker 5 (03:38:16):
And and of there's a.
There is a large chunk ofpeople who ignore those and it
makes all of us look ignorant.
Yeah, and that bothers me,right?
Yeah, unless until that projectcomes out or you get permission
from the production.
Yeah, you're not post anypictures of yourself in costume

(03:38:38):
at all.

Speaker 2 (03:38:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:38:40):
You're.
I mean you're violating theNDAs that you're signing seven
ways to Sunday like that's a,that's a problem.
You can't.
What that does is when thelarger, when the larger
companies come out and they lookat people, when I mean, make no
mistake, they look at people'ssocial media footprint to see
what they're doing, who they are, what that just like any

(03:39:01):
employer show you have to yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:39:04):
And with any industry .
It doesn't matter what you'redoing.

Speaker 5 (03:39:07):
And.
But if they see a bunch of thatyou know probably not going to
get.

Speaker 1 (03:39:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:39:14):
Probably not going to get some looks right Now.
Are you going to, are you goingto book some that are not going
to pay attention to that?
Yeah, yeah, but it's socomplicated.
But it's, but you have to.
It makes my head hurt, I meansomebody wrote you, you, you,
you have to love this.
I think this is a difficultbusiness, like when, when you

(03:39:35):
look at what the strikes andstuff were going on, what is it?
You?
You got to make like thirtythree, six I think it was a year
to qualify to just qualify forSAG health insurance and I may
be off on that number, you knowbut and to pay into the pension.
And I think it's like if, ifmemory serves correct, it was

(03:39:56):
like 13 percent of SAG actorsare making that level and the
average was like 28 and change,and that includes all the people
that are making twenty milliondollars film, all that stuff.
So, so, when you look at this,this is a difficult business and
the vast majority of peoplethat you see still have other

(03:40:17):
jobs that they're using to tryand pay bills to make ends meet.
So if you're looking to get intothis for the sole purpose of
being famous, you've alreadylost.
Yeah, like that, and that'salready too late.
Well, and I don't say that totry and like crap on anybody's
dream, like, or you pulled outfrom out, but that's just the

(03:40:38):
reality, right?
But that's just reality, right.
You have to.
If you do anything for the solepurpose of the attention.
It's never going to be enough,I mean we're going to make a
t-shirt with that.

Speaker 6 (03:40:52):
right there, that's your rainbow.

Speaker 4 (03:40:55):
That's your rainbow.
That's with Ryan Bryan.

Speaker 5 (03:40:58):
Ryan Bryan but it's not, I mean it really.
That's the end of the episodedeep thoughts with Ryan.

Speaker 2 (03:41:03):
Bryan, I like it, I mean, but it is Because we've
gone real deep.

Speaker 5 (03:41:10):
But I mean, like you look at people on Instagram
always trying to comparethemselves to other people and
this sort of thing, like ifyou're looking for the attention
, do you've already lost andyou've missed the whole purpose
of what you're doing as a whole?

Speaker 6 (03:41:22):
Like there's not much room in any industry for
try-hards, but there'sespecially no room for try-hards
in the film industry.
I feel like there are peoplewho work really hard, but
try-hards are different.

Speaker 5 (03:41:38):
Agreed.
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 6 (03:41:41):
But you have to work really hard to get even an inch
into the industry, but you can'tbe a pick me person in order to
make it.

Speaker 1 (03:41:52):
You gotta enjoy the ride, gotta enjoy the ride.
And it's ugly it is.

Speaker 5 (03:41:56):
It is Ugly when you get into some of these, that's
the game of life.
It really.
I mean, you get into some ofthese roles and dig in Like it's
gonna take you to places thatyou have to be prepared to go.
Sure, it's almost cathartic ina sense, like when you're going
in and doing these, like it'salmost a form of therapy for you

(03:42:16):
, almost.

Speaker 1 (03:42:17):
So that's what shapes the log ride of life, the flow
of life.

Speaker 5 (03:42:22):
Sometimes you're dry and sometimes it rains all over
you, you never know.

Speaker 6 (03:42:26):
But Shayna said that.

Speaker 1 (03:42:27):
Just pack a raincoat.

Speaker 6 (03:42:29):
Shayna said something kind of like that when he was
in Brindley and he was playingRex Brindley who was I mean,
it's a true crime like thedocumentary.
He didn't even have any lines,but he had scenes where he had
to be hella violent and likereally aggressive and he had
said something along those linesabout.
It was kind of cathartic.

(03:42:49):
It was kind of like now that Iwanted to kick somebody's ass or
like gouge their eye out orwhatever that he was doing in
these scenes.
But it was that like.
But I can go there and it wasand like watching him and like
watching him do that, because Iwas on set watching him do that.
I was like you are a scary man.
Did you get wet?
Maybe there was some boofing inthat daze With the wig?

(03:43:16):
No, absolutely fucking not.

Speaker 1 (03:43:19):
She wore the wig on her vagina and it really looked
like Shadow.

Speaker 4 (03:43:24):
Mullet I was like break down.

Speaker 5 (03:43:27):
You look down and just see a little blonde wig.
That's right.

Speaker 4 (03:43:30):
Yep, let's go full throttle, try it out, try it out
, try it out, try it out, try itout, you gotta use things right
yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:43:41):
So like, if you gotta go to a very emotional place,
right, you have to mentallythink about things that you've
either dealt with or, like youhave something where to happen
to a family member, where wouldyou be at?

Speaker 4 (03:43:53):
I had to.
I had to.

Speaker 6 (03:43:54):
No, I pushed that back I was about to say you
feeling this.
No, thank you, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:43:59):
And then you'll find that when you're in that moment,
like in Brenley, there's a barscene where I take a guy's ask
in the bar, in the barn bar, notbarn in the bar, and and then
the director's like okay, andthen your buddy over here is
gonna pull you off and he'sgonna bring you over to this
room, and then I just want youto be like enraged in everything

(03:44:23):
right Psycho.
And so we shot that a couple oftimes and it was like I just got
so into it, like I had bloodyou know fake blood, but blood
on my knuckles and everythingand it's like I'm just freaking
out and then I just lick him.
Ew, I was like lick him theblood and you're like what I
didn't do that and the threetakes before that.

Speaker 6 (03:44:41):
Who the fuck was I just a minute ago?
What happened?

Speaker 4 (03:44:43):
What happened, michael?
Where are?

Speaker 1 (03:44:45):
we at what are we doing?
And then I'm back to goofy me,you know, but it's, it's cool to
see that when you're able toflip that switch, and then
that's what I think I'm good atis good at being jolly, silly,
goofy and then split secondlater I'm I'm gonna go go dry
out and then I'm gonna lick myhands from the blood, you know.

Speaker 5 (03:45:07):
Right and understanding the levels right
of the of the character right,so you can't start here, yeah,
because then you got nowhere togo, yeah.
You gotta, you gotta take them.

Speaker 6 (03:45:19):
You know the character and take them on a
ride.

Speaker 1 (03:45:21):
yeah, which, really, and then that's, that's what
we've discovered in her helpingme with so many auditions In our
sex life.

Speaker 6 (03:45:28):
Oh wait, sorry.

Speaker 5 (03:45:30):
Those are auditions too.
Those are auditions.
This is the audition to findout whether or not I keep
calling you back.
That's right but.

Speaker 6 (03:45:39):
This is the audition we do every anniversary, when I
was not Are we renewing ourmarriage?

Speaker 1 (03:45:45):
When I was very green , very new at this, which I
still kind of am, but I'mgetting a better feel and a
better process down I was goinghere Immediately, just like you
said, yep, because stand up me,you're gonna go here.
Yep, like you're, it's just youup there on the stage, whatever
.
But we eventually called it toget me back because it was just

(03:46:11):
be flat.
I was like, oh, and then Iwould just be flat, yep, kind of
.

Speaker 6 (03:46:19):
Which isn't.
It isn't flat, it's justcompared to him.
It's like natural.

Speaker 1 (03:46:24):
It's very normal, but that's how my brain got used to
, that is, I called it flat.
Just that way I have some placeto go.

Speaker 5 (03:46:32):
Yeah, it doesn't necessarily mean loud, and you
know what I mean.
It can be just a fiery likeintensity.
What is what's more scary toyou?
Someone yelling at you?
Or somebody getting near youand being like do it again?
Hey kid, I would I would, youwould.
Yeah, like you know what I mean, I know where the blind spots.

Speaker 1 (03:46:51):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (03:46:53):
What's, what is more?
Yeah, the intense whisperportion of things, right like,
what do you?
And then you've got somewhereto go.
And if, if, if, they haul offand punch you in the face.

Speaker 3 (03:47:06):
Now you can.

Speaker 9 (03:47:08):
Now you can grab up, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (03:47:11):
So right, drop the people's elbow.

Speaker 6 (03:47:16):
Back to wrestling.
I'm very happy.

Speaker 1 (03:47:18):
All right, let's wrap this up.
I only say wrap it up, becauseWrap it before you slap it
because he doesn't do that.

Speaker 4 (03:47:26):
We have four hours.

Speaker 1 (03:47:27):
Close to four.
Oh my God, three hours, oh, myGod we seriously are Holy shit,
high five.

Speaker 6 (03:47:35):
And over there, there you go.
High fives, high fives, highfives, high fives, high fives,
high fives.

Speaker 1 (03:47:39):
If you've listened this long and you've made it to
this point.

Speaker 2 (03:47:43):
You're true, you're a true little you don't have a
life.

Speaker 6 (03:47:46):
And.

Speaker 2 (03:47:46):
I'm going to give you the.

Speaker 6 (03:47:47):
I'm going to give you the.
We're sorry.

Speaker 7 (03:47:49):
We're sorry.

Speaker 5 (03:47:51):
Non-weak.
Oh, change has got hot.

Speaker 6 (03:47:54):
I know I did you like that.

Speaker 7 (03:47:56):
That's what our Saturday is.

Speaker 6 (03:47:58):
I'm torqued up.

Speaker 1 (03:48:00):
Torqued up right now, but how can we end this?

Speaker 6 (03:48:03):
Yeah, this is season three.
This is season three finale.
This is big deal.

Speaker 1 (03:48:07):
So finale Three years of this.
Yeah, we had a little hiccupthis season.
We saw less viewership, becausethis is where you learn.
The business side of podcastingBusiness, which I switched like

(03:48:30):
podcast hosts, went to a newservice and it really just
fucked with the algorithm fuckedwith the analytics and we saw
your ship drop it's, and I waslike fuck that we were, we were,

(03:48:51):
we were on the up and up, Imean.
So I went back to our old hostsso, and now things are picking
back up and so it's like fuck.
But that's the business part.
I made a bad business decision.

Speaker 7 (03:49:04):
It happens.

Speaker 1 (03:49:05):
Not going to happen again.
We're staying with this podcasttoast because it's been awesome
.
Thank you, buzz sprout.
What up?

Speaker 6 (03:49:13):
buzz sprout and season four.

Speaker 7 (03:49:15):
Yeah, oh.

Speaker 1 (03:49:18):
Expect a great season four.
It's been a great season three,even through all the hiccups.
We had a banger episode that welost because technical
difficulties.

Speaker 7 (03:49:28):
It was very good On season four.

Speaker 1 (03:49:31):
If you want to be, you're the co-host I was asked
what my alter ego podcast namewas.

Speaker 6 (03:49:37):
Okay, did they ask?
Fuck, yeah, I like it.

Speaker 1 (03:49:42):
And bring him on.

Speaker 2 (03:49:43):
You don't know, you know.

Speaker 1 (03:49:45):
Alter ego.

Speaker 5 (03:49:49):
Well, you don't want it to escalate real quickly.
It was him over there and yousit here.

Speaker 6 (03:49:53):
It was Nope.
No, because I want to look himright in his eyes.

Speaker 1 (03:49:58):
It was Listen, it was Taylor Lee.
It was Taylor Lee who thoughtshe was going to transition.

Speaker 2 (03:50:05):
And so you're going to just do.

Speaker 6 (03:50:07):
You're just going to do balls.
Yeah, wait, was that season two?

Speaker 1 (03:50:11):
Taylor Lee Two into three a bit, but not Not all of
season three.

Speaker 6 (03:50:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:50:17):
I changed.
She switched back.

Speaker 4 (03:50:21):
I don't want to do with balls, yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:50:24):
She really saw prosthetics, everything.
Yeah, she was even going to dothe little.
I didn't want to get draftedthe prosthetic balls, the little
.
Asian balls that make music.
Benoit balls, benoit balls,benoit balls.
I have some somewhere.
Anyway, he does.

Speaker 4 (03:50:41):
Yeah, they do the little jingling so it can make
it a little fun.

Speaker 1 (03:50:43):
That would be fun, though I'm thinking about
getting those.

Speaker 4 (03:50:46):
Do it you know I'm thinking about doing the little
jingling Be kind of cool.

Speaker 6 (03:50:51):
So I don't want to make that much noise when we
have sex.

Speaker 5 (03:50:54):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (03:50:55):
Too bad.

Speaker 5 (03:50:55):
I can take them off.

Speaker 7 (03:50:56):
It's already loud.
It'd be pretty.

Speaker 4 (03:50:58):
Yeah, it's already loud.
It's already loud.

Speaker 1 (03:51:01):
I'm a screamer.
Let's do this.

Speaker 9 (03:51:08):
Oh God, nothing.
Oh man.
Let's do this.
I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (03:51:12):
I don't like it To end this out.

Speaker 2 (03:51:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:51:18):
So we're going to do that, it's all.

Speaker 1 (03:51:20):
And we're all going to be put on the spot.
Are we going to say what we'rethankful for this year?
No, not that, fuck that.

Speaker 6 (03:51:28):
We're going to do one New Year's resolution For each
of us.
Okay, I got it.
I already thought about it.
You already thought I did Ofcourse you did.

Speaker 1 (03:51:34):
So Casey will go first.

Speaker 7 (03:51:36):
Since you already know, of course she did Because
you're just You're smart, you'rea planner.

Speaker 1 (03:51:40):
Yeah, no, ashley.

Speaker 6 (03:51:45):
So I don't usually do like a resolution, I do a word
that I word, that I work forRight, so like yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:51:54):
You, you got it.
I don't, I don't, no, you'd besurprised.

Speaker 6 (03:51:57):
I do, oh my.

Speaker 1 (03:51:58):
God, I just don't throw it around, yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:52:02):
It's thick, thick With this Dick that's your alter
ego, my Dick, my word for 20years.

Speaker 6 (03:52:10):
I don't know.
My word for 2024 is timeliness.

Speaker 1 (03:52:18):
Oh Wow.

Speaker 3 (03:52:20):
Are you late Always?

Speaker 6 (03:52:23):
I am a tardy, tardy person, not late Like, I'm not
like 30 minutes or somethinglike that, but I'm like A solid
five to 10 minutes every time.

Speaker 1 (03:52:34):
If you're not five minutes early, you're late.
Well, that's stupid.

Speaker 6 (03:52:37):
I'm going to work on timely, okay, but.

Speaker 4 (03:52:40):
Do you not know how to project, how much time it'll
take to do something?

Speaker 6 (03:52:43):
No, I have, like time , blindness, blindness.

Speaker 4 (03:52:46):
I have a very like unusual thought that 30 minutes
I can get anywhere.
I'm like, oh sorry, 30 minutesaway, 30 minutes away.
That never works.
No, like I Never works, and Ishould know that by now.
But no, I'm like, oh, 30minutes is fine.

Speaker 6 (03:52:59):
In my brain, I can do something really quick.
And that's my phrase oh, I cando that real quick, yeah, no, I
can't I can't.

Speaker 4 (03:53:05):
I'll drive fast.
I'll drive real fast.
Well, let's stop with stoplights.

Speaker 5 (03:53:08):
Let's define really quick.

Speaker 6 (03:53:11):
In my head I think really quick is like 10 to 15
minutes.
Okay, no, it's never 10 to 15.

Speaker 1 (03:53:16):
An hour, 45 hour and a half.

Speaker 6 (03:53:18):
And that's like man, and that's the thing Like I'm
not.

Speaker 5 (03:53:21):
They're different than regular inches.
Yes, it's like girl.

Speaker 6 (03:53:25):
It's like girl math and I think it's like 80 D time.
So timeliness is my time.

Speaker 1 (03:53:31):
I'm going to work on timeliness Okay.

Speaker 4 (03:53:33):
Okay, me yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:53:37):
You got it.

Speaker 4 (03:53:39):
If not, I can go.
No, I don't have it.
I don't have it.

Speaker 1 (03:53:43):
Mine's not.
It's not like a resolution.
I'm not changing something Goal, but goal or focus is to put
more time into our art.
Yeah, like I want to do moreclasses, because classes not
only do you learn something new,but it will put you in

(03:54:08):
uncomfortable situations, andthen that's where we see the
most growth is when we're inthose uncomfortable situations
so so.

Speaker 6 (03:54:17):
Changes inevitable.

Speaker 4 (03:54:17):
Growth is optional when they're like in your room
with a bunch of strangers andlike stand up and say something
about yourself.

Speaker 7 (03:54:22):
I'm like oh.

Speaker 1 (03:54:23):
That's what every acting class is the most part.

Speaker 6 (03:54:29):
What do you say about yourself?
Like, if you're in thatsituation, what is the thing
that you say about yourself?

Speaker 5 (03:54:33):
I'm a mom, I though happy posted.

Speaker 3 (03:54:40):
I love life.

Speaker 5 (03:54:41):
Go full.
Kawai Leonard, I don't evenknow where you at right now.
I'm a real fun guy.

Speaker 2 (03:54:45):
I'm a fun guy.

Speaker 5 (03:54:46):
I'm really cool.
I can't just like answer realquick.
You gotta ask more questions.
I don't even know where you atright now.
You go full on Kawai Leonardwhen he joined the Clippership.

Speaker 2 (03:55:01):
That's great that is Taylor for sure.
So you got it.

Speaker 4 (03:55:07):
My resolution Yup, less sluttiness.
No, just kidding who would wantto do that.

Speaker 2 (03:55:12):
It's dumb.
Don't do that.

Speaker 4 (03:55:13):
No, I don't have a slut, probably be more honest
and vocal of my feelings.

Speaker 3 (03:55:24):
Good call.

Speaker 4 (03:55:25):
Because I tend to.
I just want to make everyoneelse happy, so I just go with it
.
Fuck, you guys are doing good,you're doing good, you're doing
great.
That's mine Good one.

Speaker 6 (03:55:38):
I think that's a good one.

Speaker 5 (03:55:42):
I'm going to be.
Time management is more of a isa thing.

Speaker 7 (03:55:46):
Time management.

Speaker 5 (03:55:49):
I'm just spending and finishing things more like
finishing projects, finishingthings that I start better Nice.
It's quit and faster.

Speaker 1 (03:56:00):
Yup, there's a New Year's resolution.
I want to be faster in myturnaround time for auditions.

Speaker 6 (03:56:07):
Oh, very specific.
Yeah, that's good Like I wantto.

Speaker 1 (03:56:11):
I want to get them done as still put the work, the
same level of effort, in.

Speaker 6 (03:56:17):
But don't put them off.

Speaker 1 (03:56:18):
But, submit them earlier, so I get in there
earlier, that's.

Speaker 6 (03:56:23):
And part of my timeliness is not just like
literally being on time to placeto being on time to place this
To be on time, but like with myboutique, With their little side
hustle.
Being more timely in my in likeposts and engagement and
production and that kind ofstuff.

Speaker 1 (03:56:45):
And also work and putting a little more realistic
timelines on when you can getthose orders finished, because
everything can be done realquick.

Speaker 6 (03:56:55):
Oh, that's going to be 15 minutes, I'll be real
quick.

Speaker 3 (03:56:59):
Three days later legitimately.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:57:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:57:02):
Why am I so tired?
Why haven't I slept?

Speaker 1 (03:57:04):
I think that's good.
I think we all got some goodresolutions.

Speaker 6 (03:57:08):
Look at us.

Speaker 1 (03:57:10):
Hope you guys do.

Speaker 6 (03:57:12):
I hope you all resolve to watch and listen more
.

Speaker 2 (03:57:14):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (03:57:15):
Just be better people .

Speaker 4 (03:57:18):
Oh God.

Speaker 5 (03:57:21):
I just don't suck at life.

Speaker 4 (03:57:23):
Yeah, stop sucking.

Speaker 6 (03:57:24):
When.

Speaker 4 (03:57:24):
I need a merge and I have nowhere else to go to stop
me in Like, oh, one car in frontof you.
Yeah, god damn it.
I fucking hate that shit.
Learn how to zipper in, I letzipper merge people, it's easy
they're mad at me.
I'm like where do you want meto go?

Speaker 1 (03:57:41):
I'm literally like where do you want?

Speaker 5 (03:57:42):
me to go.
I'm on the shoulder now.
She started talking about thefeelings earlier.

Speaker 4 (03:57:46):
I got that shit.
People didn't get it.
I'm like go for it.
I was going to go.

Speaker 6 (03:57:50):
I was super early.
I had a drive-in around about.
Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:57:55):
I love it.
I love it, since those seem tobe going up everywhere.

Speaker 1 (03:57:59):
Did it for three years in Germany.
Hey, don't stop Easy.

Speaker 4 (03:58:01):
That's fine, I'll just don't stop Roll.

Speaker 2 (03:58:03):
Yeah, that's all I do .

Speaker 6 (03:58:04):
That's all I do, I just don't stop.
It's a circle.

Speaker 4 (03:58:07):
Sorry about that, I didn't stop.

Speaker 5 (03:58:09):
We keep the traffic flowing.

Speaker 1 (03:58:10):
That's weird.
I just keep driving in it.

Speaker 6 (03:58:13):
I try to, I don't stop.
Can I get that?
Oh, oh.

Speaker 1 (03:58:18):
Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 6 (03:58:23):
The worst one.
The worst roundabout is the oneon like walker and 10th, when
McNally's camps.

Speaker 4 (03:58:27):
No one knows what to do.
Fucking idiots, because it'smostly people that ride bird or
lime scooters everywhere andthey finally got a fucking car
and they don't know what thefuck to do, or they're leaving
McNally's and they're little,little soft, do you?
Love McNally's though.
Yeah, they have good beer, soAll right.

Speaker 1 (03:58:47):
Well you know what?
I hope everybody has a happyholidays, a good new year.
I hope you set some realisticNew Year's resolutions.

Speaker 6 (03:58:59):
Keep them realistic.
So time management is not onthat list.

Speaker 5 (03:59:01):
We're going to need to come back to it.

Speaker 1 (03:59:05):
And if you need a fallback resolution what mine
was I'm going to continue to notsmoke cigarettes.
Yes, you know like I'm going tocontinue that.

Speaker 6 (03:59:16):
That's really good.

Speaker 1 (03:59:17):
That will still be one of my resolutions, along
with my other ones, no problem.
Looking forward to taking abreak to reinvigorate the
creative juices.

Speaker 6 (03:59:32):
Don't say that word for season four.

Speaker 5 (03:59:34):
What's wrong with him ?
Keep his brain moist.

Speaker 6 (03:59:36):
You can't say that word, you are kicked out.
You are not allowed in thishouse any longer.

Speaker 1 (03:59:41):
And hey guess what?

Speaker 6 (03:59:42):
Taylor Lee Guess what .
I'm going to say his name onthere no.

Speaker 1 (03:59:47):
Guess what.
I want everybody to know howdoes it feel to know that your
bones are wet, your bones aremoist.

Speaker 6 (03:59:59):
Shane Hargass.
We're in divorce.

Speaker 10 (04:00:03):
And with that we're going to cue you out with baby,
come stuff my turkey I'm makingfor a side of beef I want to put

(04:00:23):
that pig in a blanket and I'mwarming up the apple pie.
If you want to get a littlefruity, I'll feed your grapes
right off the vine.
Thanksgiving is the best timeof year.
Nibble on my juicy thighs anddon't forget to drop a nut in

(04:00:49):
the pie.
Oh, thanksgiving is good.
I want a banana split.
You can eat a peach for hourstonight.
I'll set the corn right off thecob.

(04:01:11):
You'll get a watermelon sugarhigh.
My ham needs a good glazing,macaroni needs a stern and a pot
.
I got an all you can eat kindof spread and I think you're
going to like it a lot.
Thanksgiving is the best timeof year.

(04:01:33):
Nibble on my juicy thighs anddon't forget to drop a nut in
the pie.
Oh, thanksgiving is good.

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