Season 4 Finale Christmas Special

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You better believe, so let's get it poppin'.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
No more talk Gonna make us laugh until we fartin'
Shane August, that's who we wantGonna make us laugh until we
fart Shane.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
August, that's who we want.
Gonna make us laugh until wefart.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
To the window, to the wall, till the sweat drops down
my balls, until all thesebitches crawl.
Ah, skeet, skeet, goddamn,gettin' crunk in the club she's
workin' I'd like to see them,females, twerking, taking my

(00:48):
clothes off, bucking naked.
Atl, ho, don't disrespect it.
Three, six, nine.

Speaker 8 (00:56):
Damn, you're fine.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Hoping she can suck it to me one more time.
Bring your ass right over here,ho, and let me see you get low
To the window, to the wall, tothe sweat drops down my balls,
my balls, oh, by golly, skeet,skeet, skeet, skeet,
motherfucker.

Speaker 8 (01:19):
Goddamn Son of a bitch.
To the window, to the wall, oh,there's children.
Till the sweat drops down andfalls, until all the puppies
crawl.
Ah, sweet, sweet, gosh, darn,gosh, darn.
Is that from Kidz Bop?
No, that's from Kidz Bop I liketo see them females twerking.

(01:40):
Oh my lord.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Taking their clothes off, bucked and naked.
Atl ho, don't disrespect it.
Oh my Lord, should have playedthis during Dirty Santa last
time.
No kidding.

Speaker 6 (02:02):
Okay, just this one.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Dirty Santa, see you get low to the window to the
wall, Till the sweat drops downmy bone.
Oh my golly, I'll carol thissong Motherfucker God damn.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
This is America, you dumb son of a bitch.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Music sheets to this song.

Speaker 8 (02:21):
Oh skeet, skeet, oh skeet skeet.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
God damn Merry, merry skeet, skeet oh skeet skeet,
god damn.
Merry, merry Christmas.
Ho, ho, ho, ho ho ho, from allof us in Studio, toot and Scoot,
you have El Crapitan.

Speaker 9 (02:39):
Coming from the North Pole.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
You have the born-again virgin slutty co host
Taylor Lee In the house.
Casey Sue off camera.
Hello, and Han Bun.
Honey buddy that's joining uson this wonderful season finale

(03:06):
episode.
Oh, how special.
That is releasing on ChristmasDay, so you're welcome audience
for the present.
So listen to this.
If you're already started itand the kids are awake, sorry,
you need to kick them out of theroom, put them in bed.

(03:28):
They need to play with all thefucking new toys or whatever
they got.
No, let them listen, let themlisten, let the boy watch.

Speaker 9 (03:39):
That needs to be a sound clip On the board.
On the board, let the boy watch.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Oh, I got another opener video for us a sound clip
on the board, on the board, letthe boy watch.
Oh, I got another opener videofor us.

Speaker 9 (03:50):
Oh boy oh yeah, this one's good, do you see, sawyer?
Is that when he's off the sideand he's like Mother is going to
flip?

Speaker 12 (03:59):
Yes, oh my goodness, I can't wait to give this to
her Taylor's eyes light up.
I was able to find her absolutetap-natch favorite fragrance.
Tap-natch An elegance.
Oh body man, my body fantasies.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
Body fantasy.

Speaker 12 (04:14):
Then, secondly, geez , talk about lightning striking
twice.
I was able to find these DrScholl's and Sarah's, and you
know she's been wanting this fora long time.
This is uh, with the you know,extra arch support and heel
cushion as well, and so I'm overthe moon over it.
I'm at checkout and the younglady who's checking me out, uh,

(04:37):
she might not be the only onehis teeth glued together.
They're wired chunks.
That says I got five extra cbsbucks on it and so with that I
was able to get mother a brandnew pumice stone.
So mother's gonna be very happy, so it's gonna be a good
Christmas.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Blessings, blessings it's a spring holiday, cheer
he's the best he's actually acomedian and I think he's from
Oklahoma.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Is he really I comedian and I think he's from
oklahoma, is he really?
I think so.
Oh, I didn't get that.

Speaker 9 (05:07):
I think so, I'm not positive, but I thought he was.
I like all of his.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I like all of his characters man's has a calendar,
he has a calendar calendarsteven stevens.
He's unrelated to him.
Real name steven stevens.
Chris munches, chris munch.
That's why he changed it toSteven Stevens.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
But I also have a special video that our friends
Cam and Melinda sent in the oldRipper Ranch video.
Oh boy Ripper Ranch.
So let me fire it up real quick.

Speaker 9 (05:43):
Fire it up.
Fire it up Fire it up.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
They got a chicken laying in the egg.
You know they saved them fromthe tornadoes Out of a cloaca.
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (05:56):
Get it out One good push.
Oh my god, gaping.

Speaker 8 (06:04):
Gotcha.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
That is dirty.
You know what I forgot?
I forgot to.

Speaker 6 (06:11):
We gotta watch it again because I had it on the
wrong, we don't have to watch itagain.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Video something else gonna happen this time.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
No, no no, I just want uh the audience to be able
to see it.
They got to see this goodnessright here and we have to watch
it twice.
Laying an egg.

Speaker 6 (06:28):
Why do I feel like I see Daniel?

Speaker 3 (06:29):
doing something like that.

Speaker 13 (06:31):
Why do you put a whole egg in your mouth like
that?
That's gross.
I wonder if it was hard-boiledBecause that came out of a
cloaca.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
I don't like how he did it well.

Speaker 10 (06:41):
He practiced.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
That couldn't have happened the first time.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
At he practiced.
That couldn't have happened thefirst time.
Yeah, at the beginning you'relike, okay, this could be a
chicken.
I've never seen a chickenlaying.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
I've seen a chicken's cloaca.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
What's that?

Speaker 9 (06:55):
It's the hole that it has.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Oh, they do have one.
Huh, it's just one hole All thebusiness.
All the business One line.

Speaker 8 (07:03):
One lane, and then we eat them up.
All the business A piece ofpoop shouldn't have eggs come
out.
All the business One line.
Peas poops, eggs.
One line, it's one line, andthen we eat them up.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
I don't know why, but we don't eat the shell though.
Hopefully not I don't know, dopeople?

Speaker 8 (07:14):
People probably do.
They're fucking weird Likechips.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Or like toenails, they bake them Mouthful of
Voyage.
Who ate toenails?
Some characters in a story Iwrote.

Speaker 9 (07:30):
That's gross.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
That was a fever dream.
Just a little snack.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Well let's just play future-wise, because this is not
recorded on Christmas.
What did everybody get forChristmas?
Oh, I got a TV.
Oh yeah, you already did getsome gifts 55-inch, not recorded
on Christmas.
What did everybody get forChristmas?

Speaker 8 (07:46):
Oh, I got a TV.
Yeah, oh yeah, you already didget some gifts 55 inch 55?

Speaker 9 (07:49):
Whoa that's pretty big All right, I'll have BJ your
anal pillow.
Swibbity-wo 55.
Wow, what?
What?
Definitely do those in a veryspecific order?
Oh man, if that.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Hey, hey, you know what Casey's going to be getting
quite a few TVs.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
For anal, whatever, whatever man, whatever happens.
High price to pay for bothparties, for both parties.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
It does, it, does, it does I mean they're not going
to be great TVs.
Jordan's not getting any newTVs no, we're good.
No, anal, we're good.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
No.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
TVs.
I's not getting any new TVs.
No, we're good, no anal.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
We're good.
No TVs.
I don't think either party isinterested in new TVs or anal.

Speaker 9 (08:30):
I was excited about the TV.
I think we're both agreeing onthat.
Okay, what'd you ask for?

Speaker 3 (08:37):
From Santa, anything that he thinks I deserve, which
was a 23 Tacoma.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
That's what he got for Christmas big boy bought
himself a truck that's my.
Christmas present that worksout, because we haven't gone
Christmas shopping yet, so itworks out now.
Well, you got a truck happyChristmas.

Speaker 9 (08:58):
I'm glad we did Dirty Santa early because I got a
sack of shit to give out topeople, oh yeah.

Speaker 10 (09:04):
Jordan was so fucking upset oh, no, I can, oh,
because I stole hers no,because she was trying to scheme
, and I don't like to scheme oh,what were you?

Speaker 9 (09:15):
what were you trying to scheme for?

Speaker 3 (09:16):
no, I didn't know it was happening.
All I talked about in the pastwas how I liked the gift.
Because I did the, that was mygift what the?
bust a nut and the, the mug andthe car I I created, that I felt
good about it I made that giftbag and I was like I feel like
this is probably gonna be one ofthe fucking best ones.
It's a good one.
And so I guess in her mind shewas like, and I should have

(09:38):
magically known this, yeah, uh,I know I am wrong.
Uh, she had whispered to mewhile we're there and she was
like I'm going to take the giftand you can steal it.

Speaker 10 (09:51):
Oh, to lock it down.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
I don't know, I was like I don't like that.
I was like I literally got thisbecause I want someone to have
it.

Speaker 12 (09:59):
Aw.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
I was like I don't think that's weird.
I was like I like my family.

Speaker 10 (10:04):
I like Dirty Santa.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
And I wanted to actually see it be fought over.
That's what I wanted to see.
And then Jordan just fuckingtook it, and then I didn't take
it, and then she vividly hatedme for the rest of the night.
Vividly hated you.
Vividly and very blatantly.
And I was, I don't know, andshe's still mad about it Did.

Speaker 9 (10:23):
She want the vape.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
No, she wanted me to fucking steal it I know but why?

Speaker 9 (10:27):
Because she knew that you were proud of it.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah, she thought, when I was talking about how
much I liked it, that shethought I wanted it.
And so when she whispered to meright then.
And there she was like I wantto take it, she can steal it.
I didn't give a fuck if I got ashitty gift or not.
I would have taken a sack ofshit.
It's Dirty Santa who cares.

Speaker 9 (10:50):
I hope you're excited about your stocking.
Yeah, sack of shit.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
I'll eat some of that stuff.
I'll try it.
I'll check it out.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Marzipan, should I get it, and we all have to try
the mars pan no, hell no what ishungover man?

Speaker 9 (11:09):
I have no idea.
I thought it was a drug.
He's on marsupane.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Oh, he od'd on that marsupane it does sound like a
like big pharma company yeah, itdefinitely sounds like a
medication yeah, yeah what kind,what?

Speaker 9 (11:18):
what ailment would marsupane as a pharmaceutical be
for?

Speaker 3 (11:23):
something, something with butts.

Speaker 9 (11:25):
Yeah, definitely like hemorrhoidal cream.
I feel like you're a nervous.
Nancy you know.
So you take marzipan, marzipanand it like calms you down.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
So it's just Xanax.
That's what I was about to sayand that name sounds I think
it's like a morning, after pill,just take a Mars pan, chill out
.
Yeah, take a Mars pan, take aMars dude.

Speaker 9 (11:48):
Chill out.
Take a Mars bar.
Yeah, I did get one of those,though A Mars bar.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
And he kept saying I am excited about that and he was
freaking me out about it.
He kept saying he was likethose are real.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Real you mean, they're real so the mars bars
from europe are more like athree musketeers than what a
mars bar is if you bought one inthe states there's normal, I
think it's denser.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
He hit a world market and just bought a bunch of
weird shit world market, yeah,world market genuine.
What did you?

Speaker 12 (12:24):
end up with.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
I ended up with the fucking pasties.

Speaker 8 (12:30):
I didn't borrow those and the shooters.

Speaker 9 (12:32):
Courtney brought those.
Yeah, she put them in.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
That was Courtney's gift.
Three shooters and fuckingnitpads.

Speaker 14 (12:38):
What's a shooter?

Speaker 10 (12:39):
The shooters, the little shots.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
And so yeah, obviously it, it was like
anybody who wants these please?
Take them I wanted them I'm notgonna fucking use them, so I
put them on the table I don'tknow who ended up taking them.

Speaker 13 (12:51):
I don't even know you were pretty fucking drunk, I
don't even know where our giftsare.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
I remember, I think they're in his truck I remember
when I was leaving, you werestill.
I felt like you'd been on themassage chair for like three
fucking hours and, as I wasleaving, I can't remember what
you said to me, but,legitimately, I've never heard
you talk like that.

Speaker 10 (13:08):
I have, I might.
I'm just saying no, you werefull on.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
You were full on Slurring, drunk slur talk and I
just remember being like.

Speaker 10 (13:19):
Did you throw up?

Speaker 12 (13:20):
No and I told him the way to get home.
Mary, do your happy.

Speaker 10 (13:23):
Chrysler, Happy Chrysler.
I told him how to get home andI don't even remember driving
home, but he was like you gaveme perfect directions home.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
You know your way drunk or not, I do.
Jordan was convinced I wasgoing to throw up when I got
home she didn't want me going tobed.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
I didn't throw up.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Because it has happened a couple times and I go
throw up.
Yeah Well, yeah, I don't likethat, but that didn't happen
this time.

Speaker 9 (13:43):
Well, because the only place that the room doesn't
spin when you're drunk is thebathroom.
Yeah, the bedroom spins worsethan anywhere else.
Yeah, you have to go to thebathroom.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
I'm going to have to full on disagree with that.

Speaker 9 (13:54):
Oh no, Then you've never been in a good bathroom.
I've been high on drugs and notdrunk off of alcohol, so I
don't know.
But the bathroom is a tavern ofmatrix entry.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
It is not matrix it's not good.
It's not good why, I don't know, you get in a bathroom and it's
just a isolated area to freakthe fuck out oh no, I love the
bathroom if I'm too drunkbecause it's cold in there, like
the tile is cold.
I mean I've had some, somenights just donutting around the
toilet, just some you just you,just lay across you just lay

(14:28):
with it.
You snuggle with the bottom ofthe toilet yeah and then every
once in a while.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Yeah, if you had a bidet you could wash your mouth
out that's disgusting why it'sjust water.
I have a butthole, so close.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Well, I have a theory in my head that no matter what
kind of bidet it is, it'sgetting shit splattered back
onto it 100% If you don't cleanit.

Speaker 9 (14:48):
Peek-a-matter.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
I know when you guys are cleaning bidets, I clean it.

Speaker 9 (14:53):
Every time we clean the toilet, we scrub that thing
down.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Shout out to you, shout out to.

Speaker 9 (14:57):
Peek-a-matter.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Nostal wash.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
What are you telling me you would go drink water out
of?

Speaker 13 (15:02):
your bidet.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Just take a little.

Speaker 13 (15:04):
Only if you had to.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Only if.

Speaker 13 (15:06):
I had to.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Yeah, but you would.

Speaker 13 (15:08):
Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't no matter how many
times you cleaned it.

Speaker 9 (15:11):
I saw your peas all over my toilet.
I'm not Teach that boy how topiss I don't have a wiener Put
Cheerios in there, Help me yeahthat.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
I don't know why they immediately kind of irritated
me.
I'm like somebody get this boyto piss right, come on.
If he was ever in my house andpissed on the toilet, I'd be
like bro, come here, we're goingto go piss together.

Speaker 9 (15:33):
Pee in the toilet, hold it.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Well, first First trick I don't know.
What do you say?
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
First thing you tell him to do is, when he's about to
pee, spread the dick lips.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Ew, he doesn't have to fucking do that yet.
Do that yet.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, he does.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
I don't know.
I could have gottenmisinformation about that.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Why are y'all spreading your dick?

Speaker 3 (15:53):
lips.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Because those little, the little pee pee hole.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
That's what creates From sweating and everything.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
A side spray Can stick together, and so if you
don't do a pre empt, of strikeand spread the dick lips.

Speaker 10 (16:08):
Do you spread your vagina?

Speaker 9 (16:09):
lips.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
You'll do this.

Speaker 9 (16:11):
I pee just fine without spreading my urethra, me
too.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
That's where you get the 90 degree turn, and then
it's he's trying to over correctand then it's just a super
soaker everywhere.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Maybe he's getting, maybe he's starting to
getcorrect and then it's just asuper soaker everywhere.
Maybe he's starting to getlittle kid boners.
Now Don't say that.
Of course he is.
He can't handle it.
He can't figure out what to dowith it.
Of course he is.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
How old is he?
Ten.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, he is.
He's going to start pissing onthe shower curtain at some point
.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Shower curtain.
That's the first thing.
I first thing it could goanywhere.
And then what I do is because,no matter how much you wiggle
and dance, the last two dropsalways go in your pants, and so
I do all that.
But then I take a couple ofpieces of toilet paper dab your
dick and I dab the tip I havealways, always and maybe have.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Uh, maybe we got a peepee problem, but I've always
just hit it with a little bit ofTP after a pee pee, obviously
not when I'm at work sometimesI'll trick.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
The dick is what I call it trick the dick.

Speaker 9 (17:14):
I've literally never heard you say that.
Well cause, I don't tell youabout it?

Speaker 2 (17:20):
hey, honey, I'm tricking it and then I act like
I'm putting my wiener away andthen pull it right back out.
A few more drops come out.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
Trick the dick.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
So that's what he needs to be taught To trick the
dick.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Hey, buddy, you're 10 , now you gotta start tricking
this thing.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Spread the dick lips and then do the dick trick.

Speaker 9 (17:41):
And I think it makes sense for dudes to at least dab
off after they pee.
Because girls have to wipeafter they pee.
It's the same thing that'shappening.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Well, yeah, because a guy that pees and he doesn't
wipe, you're just laying it in alittle layer of pee-pee again
it's gross.
It's gross.
I'm a neat freak, though.
That genuinely does gross me.

Speaker 6 (18:05):
I mean you get.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
You get weirded out when you put your wiener back in
and you get a good littledribble going in.
You're like oh, I peed rub itaround.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Rub it around that might show through.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
I better like dry it off rub it.
Oh yeah, that's what you like,that they have the air blower,
hand dryers so you can funneland dry that off.

Speaker 13 (18:31):
I didn't know having a wiener was so complicated.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
What I hate are those Dyson blade hand things.

Speaker 9 (18:39):
Oh, yeah, right.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
In some bathrooms.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
It's the Dyson ones they might be, gross, gross, but
I feel like they work reallywell yeah, but like there was a
study done, how much spread the?
It just goes everywhere.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
It just spreads piss and shit particles everywhere
and so one day I'm using one andI'm like putting my hands.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
That's putting your dick in and out of it.
You're was dry and not done.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
No, I didn't have to do it that time.
But I was doing this, and it'sblowing so hard that water came
back and hit my face.

Speaker 9 (19:14):
You got pink eye.
Ew Peep-poop-poop-pee water onyou.
You just pee-peed in your ownface.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
And so I kicked it and ran out.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
See.
The thing about men, though, isthat, no matter what you got,
piss and fecal matter on thebottom of your shoes or your
boots, that's just the way itworks in a men's bathroom.
I don't know about a women'sbathroom.

Speaker 9 (19:33):
Of course they do.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Women's bathrooms are gross, but I feel like I've
heard that women's bathrooms aredisgusting, and that's another
weird.

Speaker 9 (19:39):
Thing that freaks me the fuck out.
Why are they so nasty?

Speaker 3 (19:46):
It depends on like why are y'all so nasty?
Girls are nasty in the bathroom.
Just go in there and just fully, fully release 100.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
I have video footage that we're gonna see.

Speaker 10 (19:52):
I feel like some old like grams and place like that
had the worst bathrooms.
People just pee all over thefloor because you're drunk it's
so gross vomit and tampons yes,the tampons.

Speaker 9 (20:02):
Tampons like literally everywhere.
Why is that?

Speaker 3 (20:05):
a thing too, though that and maybe this is just I'm
too much of like a I don't know.
I don't know why.
Why would a woman flush atampon?

Speaker 2 (20:14):
you shouldn't, because it can stop up pipes
well, no shit that's what I'msaying yeah is why why would
anybody in their right mind even?

Speaker 6 (20:22):
think that's okay.

Speaker 9 (20:23):
It's like a kid flushing a toy down the toilet.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
They don't want the blood to drip when they're
putting it into the trash can,but you're in the woman's
restroom.
That should be normal.

Speaker 9 (20:34):
It doesn't make it less gross For blood to be on
the floor.
You're grossed out about that,about blood on the floor.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
It's pussy blood that all of you have.

Speaker 9 (20:43):
Ew.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
I don't enjoy my own pussy blood.
I'm not saying it has to beenjoyed but like no, I'm grossed
out what what are we having fordinner?

Speaker 13 (21:01):
do you have a certain stall you always go to
when you go to the bathroom?
Yes, hell, yeah, I do.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
I do too, the handicap one if it's open.

Speaker 10 (21:07):
Yeah, I'm not going in the first stall.
Never, because if somebodycomes in, killed.
I'm going to go to the firstone Now sometimes that's how
she's thinking Not comfortableSometimes in a guy's bathroom.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
I will go into the first stall Because typically,
Typically, guys will go to thelast stalls.

Speaker 10 (21:24):
So if I'm in the last stall.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
No doubt they're going to take the stall right
next to me, so if I get thefirst one, they'll go a couple
down you don't want to be rightnext door.

Speaker 9 (21:35):
Yeah, I usually try to get the closest to the
handicapped, if not thehandicapped stall.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Are you conscientious about it?
Yeah, you don't want to seesomebody in a wheelchair rolling
there.

Speaker 9 (21:44):
They're like oh, oh yeah, like I don't want to be
the asshole that like comes outof the handicapped stall to see
someone in a wheelchair fuckingwaiting I'm waiting for that day
.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Yeah, I want it to happen.
So bad I just want to beshitting in there and just
immediately walk out and be likesorry about it.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Someone someone was in the other one before couldn't
hold it but yeah, I hold it,but yeah, I don't.
I like the rhythm, I don't wanta shit neighbor, and that also
goes to like See, I love a shitneighbor.
Well, if it's a brother or ason, that's fun, because you can
.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Stranger is so much better.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
But there's an unwritten rule when there's
multiple urinals, you don't goright next to someone.
Oh yeah, If there's otherurinals it's weird, I can't
stand it when a stranger,especially goes right next to
you and then wants to try tofucking talk to you Amen and

(22:39):
it's like, look, we both haveour dicks in our hand.
I don't want to conversateright now.

Speaker 9 (22:45):
What if it's one of the like where the urinals have
the dividers between, but it'snot like a stall with a door?

Speaker 10 (22:52):
Oh, your head's like a little divider.

Speaker 9 (22:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
You can still see them, but like you're not just,
if they don't talk to me, it'sokay, but there's a lot of guys
that don't know.
Are there the uh?

Speaker 8 (23:04):
etiquette etiquette what?

Speaker 5 (23:06):
do?

Speaker 8 (23:06):
they say how's the weather?

Speaker 6 (23:08):
yeah, yeah, I've got bad etiquette.
You do you talk?
I just like to, so how's yourday going?
You talk to people well because, it's.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
It's a strange environment.
It's funny if, like it's funnyto me, someone was doing it kind
of jokingly.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Oh, they don't know, but there's a lot of people that
just like, so what'd?
You think of the movie?
Like I don't want to myfavorite thing is, since I
travel a lot for work, a lot ofthe gas stations we'd go to, you
know, there's always like afucking tractor supply newspaper
, that's like framed above theurinal or like love and so yeah,

(23:44):
yeah, loves will have theircatalog, so it's just like
trucker shit should.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
I need a cd I always love.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
I'll be that dude.
I'll see somebody pissing rightnext to him and immediately
gauge the goofiest thing on thecatalog and be like fucking
39.99 for a Bluetooth headsetbud.
No, sean, I'd become anentirely different person when I
enter the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
I would know someone was jokingly doing that if they
did that, but that's not whatthey're doing to me.
They're just like for real.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
They want to talk to you about how goddamn hot it is
outside.
Maybe they think you're hot.

Speaker 9 (24:18):
So in I feel like every gas station women's stall
there's the sign in English andSpanish that basically says are
you safe, are you in danger?
Are you being held against your?

Speaker 6 (24:28):
will.

Speaker 9 (24:29):
It's like the human sex trafficking hotline Plus
three times in a row if you'rebeing trafficked, but do you
guys have those in the men'sbathroom?

Speaker 3 (24:39):
I don't think so Well why would they I?

Speaker 10 (24:41):
don't think so.
Nobody still has them.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
I'm trying to think of a fucked up joke of like if
you're harboring somebody, turnit off.

Speaker 9 (24:48):
It'd be.
Hey, just so you know, yourbitch has a number on her
bathroom.
Stall right now.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Yeah, you go into the men's bathroom and it's like
your woman's in stall three,yeah, creepy, she flushed three
times in a row.
No, that's what's in men'sbathrooms is just.
If you're in a, like goodexample.
If you're in a loves, it's justthe fucking loves catalog.
But what I find hilarious, it'sframed.
Yeah, it's in a glass, framedthing like they couldn't nail to
the wall above

Speaker 6 (25:19):
the urinal.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
This is just what men want to look at when they're
pissing.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
You think you know what they do.

Speaker 9 (25:25):
I do every time they give me something to look at
they don't want them to getboners while they pee, because
then that's unruly.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Then you get piss everywhere it's hard to pee with
a boner.
Did you say fit for a king?

Speaker 9 (25:37):
yeah, fit for a king.
Yeah, fit for a king, well, allright.
Well, all right mean the onetrue king, jesus christ.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Happy birthday, jesus happy holidays I think I think
I found dan's tiktok, ourbrother, dan I think I found a
stick talking Lordy.

Speaker 9 (25:58):
This is going to be awful.
Do you think Daniel's autistic?

Speaker 7 (26:01):
Yeah, Fucking ready, will, let's?

Speaker 6 (26:04):
go buddy.
I feel like a fuckinguncircumcised.

Speaker 7 (26:07):
It's so fucking cold, it's fucking free.
Are you fucking ready?
Stop the fucking music?
Will Stop the fucking music?
Rise and shine, you sillymotherfuckers.
Your attitude and your grit,not your intelligence, will
determine how fucking far you goand fucking life.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Get off your fucking ass car salesman's are pieces of
shit.
That is that is absolutelydan's alarm clock every morning.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
I think that, yeah, that's his alarm clock that
morning.

Speaker 9 (26:39):
I think that, yeah, that's his alarm clock.
That's what he wakes up to.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
If Dan was one of those public speakers, like
motivational speaker that's hisentry music.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
That's him For sure, I just imagine, that's how he
walks out of his office at workJust immediately.

Speaker 9 (26:53):
You silly motherfucker I think that should
be his music when he comes outof the office bathroom.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Some ACDC.

Speaker 9 (27:04):
What if everybody had a song that played when they
leave the bathroom?
What would yours be?
I don't know.
It's raining man.
Oh God, you coming Mine wouldbe like Bulls on Parade.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
That's pretty good.
I like that one.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Mine would be Chocolate Rain.
Let me think I don't know thetitle of the song, though.
Seven Mary Three.
They have a song about talkingabout down by the water.
What is it called down by the?

Speaker 3 (27:44):
give me a second water's edge.
Water's edge water's edge downby the water's edge, hiding
there by the shahoo dead.
I'm holding back to not releasethat.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
I'm lying.
Why are you holding back?
Because there's no need for meto fucking let her rip, dude.
I'm surprised back to notrelease that tired smile on my
face right now.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Why are you holding back?
Fucking let her rip dude, I'msurprised.
I didn't know that song whenthat shit is ingrained in my
soul because of you.

Speaker 9 (28:07):
That's on your.
What Are they?
Song From Dad playlist.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Because there's like a million of those in my head.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
True, well then you need to add more to that
playlist, because there's not amillion songs on there.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
That's true.
Well, there's some songs that Ilisten to that you don't want
to listen to.
Like what.
Like there's some 80s music onetime we were driving in the car
and it was like we built thiscity we built shit city on rock
and roll it looks at me, it goes.
Why do you listen to this?
Get hard man Get hard and Isaid I said I don't know, it

(28:44):
just makes me happy Like I don'tknow what it is.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
It makes me happy.
There's so many songs onplaylists that you know it'll be
going from heavy metal, andthen, just all of a sudden, it's
so, so, so kiss me and it juststarts playing and I, and then
just all of a sudden, it's so,so, so kiss me that just

Speaker 2 (29:01):
starts playing and I'm like, yeah, six cents on the
richard, I enjoy it.
I enjoy it.
Damn out to it.
It does make me feel good.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
That's why it just made me happy, just happy song
it's just weird genres of rockfrom back in the day that I'm
like, just like hair rock hairbands I'm just like how, at any
point in time, were these dudesable to do what they did, like
Like Motley Crue?
Yeah, they're fucking stupid.
Some of the worst music I'veever heard in my entire life.

Speaker 13 (29:23):
It was just the time , and it was the time.
It was the time.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
It's just not good music.
I just don't feel like ittranslates to the day.
What about Death Leopard Poursome sugar on me.

Speaker 8 (29:34):
No, it's so terrible.

Speaker 10 (29:36):
I like Guns N'.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Roses too, I like Brett Michaels.
I like to show.
I like to show that's how Iknew who he was.

Speaker 9 (29:46):
Oh, god, rock of Love .

Speaker 6 (29:51):
I'm a weirdo for some reality TV.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
I do like trash TV because during that time it was
Rock of Love and Flavor of Love.

Speaker 9 (29:58):
That was my favorite, like trash tv, because during
that trash tv.

Speaker 10 (29:59):
During that time it was rock of love and flavor that
was my favorite disgusting my.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
What about near 90, john bovie?

Speaker 9 (30:06):
shut up, don't talk about him.
I hate him.
He's the worst.
Fucking.
Hate that guy.
You don't like bon john bovie.
I don't like bon john bovie orhis cousin john bon jovi oh fuck
well it's like a.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Garth Brooks and a.

Speaker 9 (30:18):
Chris Gaines type thing it's.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Jon Bon Jovi and then a Bon Jon Bovie.

Speaker 9 (30:25):
I loved the Chris Gaines CD.
You what I listened to itnonstop, probably the only one.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
Is that Country or something?

Speaker 3 (30:34):
No, it was Garth Brooks and his emo alter ego, oh
my lord, chris Gaines is GarthBrooks and his emo alter ego.
Oh my Lord, chris Gaines isGarth Brooks.

Speaker 9 (30:40):
Yes, yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Is Garth Brooks, the one who passed away recently.

Speaker 9 (30:44):
No, that's Toby.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Keith, oh yeah.

Speaker 9 (30:46):
Garth Brooks from UConn Oklahoma, and now he lives
up in Claremore.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
He went to Stillwater .

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Does Chris Gaines still come around?

Speaker 6 (30:55):
No, he disappeared they had Chris Gaines still come
around?
No, he disappeared.
They had.

Speaker 9 (30:59):
Chris Gaines, as a Chris Gaines is the one that
murdered people, chris.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Gaines, we're the buddies, chris.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
They had Chris Gaines as a musical guest on Saturday
Night Live.
Yeah, they did that.

Speaker 9 (31:08):
They did, yeah, they had, because you know, like the
musical guest will sing, will dotwo spots on Saturday Night
Live.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
One was Garth brooks, one was garth brooks and one
was chris games in the wig andeverything came out.

Speaker 9 (31:20):
The wig, yes, the eyeliner I'm gonna have to
youtube.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
So I feel like I've seen pictures of that and I
thought it was just like fakeediting, no, and he it looks
like.
Yeah, I didn't think it wasreal.

Speaker 9 (31:29):
I remember, like the whole thing about it, they said,
was that, um, it was going tobe like a character in a movie
or something I don't know, andso he wrote the album for that
character or something.
So he was trying to live thepart.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
I mean, the Brinley wig looks better than that Chris
Gaines wig, absolutely For sure.

Speaker 9 (31:49):
But the music was really good.
I really liked it.
I loved that CD and it's not onSpotify.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
You can only find it on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
That's how you know it's fucking bad.

Speaker 8 (32:02):
Here's some news jurassic pet 3 breaking news is
getting a theatrical release intaiwan in russia nice, we rented
it, the kids- watched

Speaker 3 (32:13):
it vladimir putin.

Speaker 9 (32:14):
That's scary they watched it again.
Yeah, they rented it.

Speaker 3 (32:17):
What do the communists want with that?

Speaker 9 (32:21):
Dinosaurs.
They want to find out how theAmericans found the dino portal.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
They all just want to harvest the green suit screen.

Speaker 6 (32:30):
I mean, if it gets me work.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
If it gets me work, it gets me work.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 9 (32:35):
You do look like a comrade.

Speaker 8 (32:36):
I do.
I wish I could do that accent.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Mother Russia.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Yeah, you can't do Russian.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
I can't do.

Speaker 7 (32:46):
Russian, you can't do Russian.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
It's just country Russian.

Speaker 9 (32:53):
Comrade, comrade, comrade.
Good job, comrade Comrade.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Comrade.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Good job.
It's disgusting.
Thank you.
What'd you get for Christmas?

Speaker 9 (33:06):
Back to that.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
I'm just bringing it back around.

Speaker 10 (33:10):
She got a pleather suit.
That's right.
That's right, a pleather.

Speaker 9 (33:14):
Full pleather suit Jump chute, jump chute.
Nope Full head to toe.
Head to toe, leather fullpleather, jump chute jump chute.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
Nope, full pleather chute head to toe leather.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Leather ghillie suit, gimp suit ghillie suit fanny
pack concealed carry holsters ohmy god, I have to tell you this
story.

Speaker 10 (33:32):
This shit was wild whose name did you draw what?

Speaker 3 (33:35):
no, I can't tell you this.
Hey, let's talk about it.
You almost got me.

Speaker 9 (33:38):
I'm trying to sneak that in there, guys almost got
me I tell people so bad so wewent to I already forgot who I
have we went to lunch the otherday and we were at this place
called madison's, which is likea home country cooking place,
and there was a tall, skinny oldman.
He reminded me of the dancingold guy look that you like good

(33:59):
on tiktok guy oh, what thesilver hair?
yeah, silver hair dancer, guylike skinny, he like yeah, he's
like he's got the hips that movewhen he tries to sing and it's
not good joey bro that guy bro.
So he looked like a really talljoey bro.
Um, he was wearing starchedjeans that were too big, a black
tank top that was too small andtucked in a really fine belt

(34:25):
and a six shooter on his hipcowboy style yeah, but it was
like a it, so it was on his lefthip, but it was facing the
wrong way, so it would be across draw.
Yep, he looked badass amazingbad ash man I saw a video I saw

(34:45):
a

Speaker 2 (34:45):
video that joey bro did on his tiktok.
You know he's always talkingabout.
I mean, if you no, I don't knowhe talks about going to
nashville and like doing meetand greets and he came out with
a song.

Speaker 9 (35:01):
Oh my God, Is it on Spotify?

Speaker 2 (35:04):
If that's on Spotify and Chris Gaines isn't, I'll see
if I can find it real quick.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
You got to find it on SoundCloud.

Speaker 2 (35:11):
He had a video of him in Nashville and I can't
remember which.
It was like one of the famoussingers bars, but I can't
remember which.
It was like one of the famoussinger's bars, but I can't
remember who it was.
And he's doing that stupiddancing to some song and no one
knows who.
He is Shocker.
And so the comments were justblasting him like yeah, you talk

(35:34):
about being famous and no oneknows who you are.

Speaker 9 (35:38):
It's just some old dude just busting a move busting
a nut I think he's a hottie.

Speaker 13 (35:44):
He probably got a few dms from some old single
ladies, so he thinks he's oldsingle ladies, old single ladies
, so he thinks he's like youknow, his tiktok lives are just
full of them oh my god, it it'son Spotify.

Speaker 9 (35:57):
No, yeah, but Chris Gaines isn't.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
How long is this song ?
I won't play it.
Well, no, I was just curioushow long this song is.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Three minutes 13 seconds.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Wow, I don't know if it's going to be like a minute
long or like seven minutes long.

Speaker 7 (36:19):
Some guys fall for 12 point buff In the woods.
I don't know if it's going tobe like a minute long or like
seven minutes long.
That's all I'm going to play.

Speaker 9 (36:28):
That needs to go on your twang and bang.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Yeah, I was already going to say, unfortunately that
probably will go on one of myplays that's going on twang and
bang and his.

Speaker 10 (36:39):
Does it have a video , no his little cover to the
single.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
What does he have?
Is him in a cut-off shirtholding a pair of nunchucks?
Those are nunchucks, I couldn'ttell Near his face.

Speaker 9 (36:51):
I thought it was a clear net.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
I thought it was too.

Speaker 9 (36:54):
Yeah, I thought it was a clear net.
Oh my.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
God, there it is though.
Nice.

Speaker 9 (37:01):
Bassman, bassman, and he can, really, he can really
what.

Speaker 6 (37:08):
Use the nunchuck.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
He can really nunchuck, he can really chuck it
.

Speaker 12 (37:11):
He can chuck none.
Yeah, it's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
So yeah, Joey Bro's on Spotify, but not Chris Gaines
.

Speaker 9 (37:19):
That's upsetting, because Chris Gaines is.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Where are the bodies, Chris?

Speaker 9 (37:25):
Yeah, he was.
It was great, my 12 or13-year-old emotional self.
He was like, really I waslistening to.

Speaker 13 (37:34):
Dixie Chicks on the way over here.

Speaker 9 (37:36):
You can't say that anymore.

Speaker 13 (37:37):
Dixie Chicks, they're the chicks, I can say
say that anymore, dixie Chicks.

Speaker 9 (37:39):
They're the Chicks.
I can say what I want.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Wait, did they actually change their name?
Yeah, because Dixie is racist,chicksie Dix.
Something about slavery,something about the South.

Speaker 6 (37:49):
So stupid.

Speaker 9 (37:50):
There's a whole.
Well, I listened to it.

Speaker 6 (37:54):
She listened to the Dixie.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Chicks.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Yeah, not the chick.
So how stoked are you about thetruck?
Pick them up, truck.

Speaker 9 (38:02):
Oh, I'm pretty stoked , pretty stoked, a little weird
right now.
Oh, you gotta get that tagthough.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Well, that's what's nice too, is that?
Well, with the new, whateverthey call it, you know my, my
tag just uh came right off ofthe old, uh kia yeah, I'm gonna
pay the yeah, and I have 30 daysto pay it, it'll still be
probably extremely fuckingexpensive.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
I think they extended it, didn't they have a new law
now?

Speaker 9 (38:20):
I thought they extended it to 60 days.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Well, they had the dealership to always tell you 30
days.
But I mean you could ridearound with that motherfucker
for a year.

Speaker 9 (38:28):
That's one of our favorite games is paper tax,
which one you can see that's thelongest out of date.

Speaker 12 (38:34):
There's some pretty bad ones out there.
Well, and what's cool?

Speaker 3 (38:35):
about it too, though People don't care anymore, they
don't have like.
You're not getting taxed on itEvery day, you don't pay it or
some shit.
And if you do they have a capon?

Speaker 2 (38:46):
it, so we'll only go.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
It's a flat late fee, that's the late fee.
So if you're six months out ofdate of getting it, or three
years, $200 or whatever.
It is that flat rate.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
It's the same.
I had a buddy that get in it orthree years, $200 or whatever.
It is that flat rate, it's thesame.
Yeah, I had a buddy that got,like one of those Nissan Leafs,
the all electrical ones.
Your buddy.
This was like your buddy, thiswas like.
But he also has an FJ Cruiser.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
I mean, I bought a Kia Rio.

Speaker 9 (39:14):
And he just got it to .

Speaker 2 (39:16):
He just got it to zip around town instead of taking
his FJ Cruiser everywhere.
But he had that car for years,never tagged it.
See, there's people that do it,there's people that do it.
But I also think it'sridiculous that you're going to
the dealership, you might haveput a down payment down or

(39:37):
you've traded in your vehicle,and they expect you to pay in 30
days the sum of money, thatthey don't tell you what it's
going to be until you go to thetag agency and they're like oh,
$2,000.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Oh shit, Half the shit we have to pay as human
beings is just fucking stupid.

Speaker 10 (39:57):
Like property taxes.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
I hate that.
Grandparents let me know everytime.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
I hate property taxes like yeah, I'm sure it fucking
sucks, especially because their,their values probably went up
with everything that's beenbuilt around them now.

Speaker 9 (40:20):
So yeah, what did you get for Christmas?

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Yeah, I got not a new car or a new truck, you don't
need one you got the boo.
I do have the boo.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
The boo is awesome, I guess.
For Christmas I finally bookeda project through Chris
Freehofer, so that was one of mygoals for the year and I barely
made it, but I did.
And that commercial is Huh.

Speaker 9 (40:54):
That's your present To himself.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
I mean it's a good present, it's a pretty good
present.

Speaker 9 (41:00):
It's a good present.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
But it's for Husky Liners.
You need one which he might getsome for his truck.

Speaker 8 (41:08):
Who knows, I don't know.
Yeah, you might need a HuskyLiner If I get like a discount
code or something, yeah, but,yeah, they make like rubberized
mats for trucks and cars andstuff.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Custom design car mats.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
I filmed it just a couple of days ago.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
So now, this truck is awesome with this lighter in it
.

Speaker 9 (41:27):
He was a welder.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
It's a national commercial.
Oh my god.
So you will see this pretty mug, even if you are in Detroit.

Speaker 9 (41:37):
Yep, for all of you are in Detroit.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Yep.

Speaker 9 (41:40):
For all of our listeners in Detroit.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
City.

Speaker 9 (41:41):
Or in San.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Diego and I did a commercial for a car lot up in
Tulsa.
That was several months ago.

Speaker 9 (41:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Earlier this year and I just had a Facebook friend
post on my wall hey, I just sawyou in a commercial.
Did he poke you first?

Speaker 6 (42:06):
No, he didn't use the poke feature, I think, so right
, I'm going to poke everyone onmy friend's list.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Go do it now.
Yeah, just poke everyone.

Speaker 9 (42:14):
You've been poked.
God, that was so creepy.

Speaker 10 (42:16):
I know.
Remember that you get anotification.

Speaker 5 (42:26):
It's like been poked god that was so creepy.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
I don't remember that you get a notification.
Yes, like wesley poked you.
Yeah, I was.
I was poking bitches, I'mtelling jordan.

Speaker 9 (42:29):
I'm telling jordan I probably poked her.
It's just like the weirdestthing, because, like, like, all
I can picture is like the weirdkid in class that like really
has no social skills.
He's blue.

Speaker 5 (42:36):
You're just like like really has no social skills.
They eat glue and you're justlike Prank.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Hi, hey, hi.

Speaker 9 (42:43):
I don't want to say hi, but I'll do that Poke chew.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Oh, it's not what it means, dad, yeah, oh sorry,
definitely not now.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Insertion Y'all ready for some talks?
Penetration I'm ready for sometalks Because we got some.

Speaker 9 (42:57):
Penetration.
I'm ready for some talks.

Speaker 6 (42:59):
Tacos.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
I'm worried.

Speaker 9 (43:02):
Oh boy, get it.
Granny, granny, you're going tofall down oh no, oh my God,
that's a concussion.
Broke her wrist, hit her head.
That was a broken hip.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
I'm worried about her .

Speaker 7 (43:16):
Hey, you can't park there, fuck you, fuck you.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
This is some of my favorite videos.
This is some of my favoritevideos.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
I want to say it to someone so bad.
This was Taylor and Nicolettelast night trying to go caroling
.

Speaker 7 (43:29):
Hey oh shit.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
There's Taylor in the golf cart.
She still has a phone in herhand.

Speaker 7 (43:34):
Come on, let's go Christmas caroling Guys you
pussies oh no, it's going to goaway.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Oh, I got to press the brake.
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Oh no, she about drunk as hell.

Speaker 5 (43:47):
She did the exact same movement.
Look how sunburned she is.
I just ran into your house.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
It's not even her house.

Speaker 14 (43:52):
It's not even her house I was going to say what
the hell just happened.

Speaker 8 (44:08):
I ran Carol again.
She was so calm about it.

Speaker 9 (44:10):
Yes, I'm fine, I tried to back up when there's
rain, there's thunder.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
I think that was Dan and Sheik you can hear the bees
pollinating oh my god, that's meit's so

Speaker 3 (44:41):
good, why she shit herself?

Speaker 8 (44:42):
Why, why?

Speaker 5 (44:59):
Someone in here.

Speaker 8 (45:01):
Someone in here.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Someone in here?
Oh, that's disgusting.
Why is he commenting?

Speaker 2 (45:10):
yeah and then that was dan at mom's house.

Speaker 9 (45:19):
It was after she cleared the whole room.
I love it when y'all fight.
Violence turns me on turns meon.

Speaker 10 (45:35):
Those are weird.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Oh god, oh no hey, you can't park there.
You sold me a lemon oh I likethis guy here's dad I'm drunk,
you drunk.

Speaker 14 (45:57):
Yeah, I wasn't supposed to get drunk today, but
I am.
I wasn't supposed to get drunktoday, fuck it.
I told myself I wasn't going toget drunk today, but here I am.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Here I am that is David, that is Grandpa.
What are you?

Speaker 13 (46:12):
going to do.

Speaker 10 (46:13):
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
That was Dad and Jeff at theconcert 100% india.

Speaker 8 (46:16):
That was dad and jeff at the concert 100 walked out
and they were like you will onlyhear the food you're most
craving right now penis.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
It sounded like timmy penis.
It did sound like timmy it'saccurate.

Speaker 9 (46:38):
What are those Wieners?

Speaker 8 (46:42):
Your pussy stinks your pussy stinks, your pussy
stinks, your pussy stinks.

Speaker 7 (46:51):
Feminine wash.

Speaker 8 (46:55):
Feminine wash Feminine, wash Feminine.
Wash Whyine Feminine.
Why is it so good though ittakes the smell away.

Speaker 9 (47:07):
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, y'all posse style God damn.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
Two Marines tag team me in my car last night.
Oh, had this monster thatsmelled like a foxhole in Iran
when they were done clappingthese poopy cheeks.

Speaker 14 (47:25):
Poopy cheeks.

Speaker 10 (47:26):
I didn't forget to wipe.
That's what their tongues werefor.

Speaker 14 (47:33):
Please book a cameo.

Speaker 10 (47:35):
Link in bio.

Speaker 9 (47:37):
What the fuck is wrong with you, do you pay extra
for her to not have teeth?
What did?

Speaker 14 (47:42):
you just say you were going to do to me.

Speaker 8 (47:48):
I'm going to punch you in the asshole.
I'm going to punch you in theasshole.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
I'm in the middle of it all.
First of all, let me prefacethis video with there are
fucking adults like this.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Yeah, showcasing it right here.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Right here Like.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
I can't believe this video is real.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
There are people that fucking act this way Grown
child Blows my mind.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Grown child.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
I have food in my car .
I have food in my car.
I have food in my car.
I'm on an, an uber eats.
I've got to make this.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
They did a three dollar tip.
They need their taco bell.
This is sorry.

Speaker 8 (48:34):
This is one of those situations where I fully support
police brutality Beat the fuckout of that bitch Body, slam her
, fuck that woman Pull thattaser out.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Oh my god Rip.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Taylor said body slam her, leave me alone.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Leave me alone.
You need to get me you need tofucking get me.

Speaker 8 (48:50):
And then what's funny .
Can I get my Uber Eats?

Speaker 2 (48:55):
She was bringing me my food.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Can I me my food?
I actually came here.
I knew she was gonna be late.
She's delivering, right overhere.

Speaker 9 (49:01):
Just can I have my food?

Speaker 2 (49:02):
I tracked it on the app but they always call someone
like a dad, a boyfriend, ahusband and they're like you
need to get here now like whatare they gonna do?

Speaker 3 (49:13):
teleport and what are they doing?

Speaker 2 (49:15):
They're busy.

Speaker 14 (49:20):
So what happened?

Speaker 11 (49:21):
Mom leg turned and was car in front of me and all
of a sudden I got hit frombehind.
Okay, and then I pulled overhere All right?

Speaker 4 (49:27):
What's your inspiration?

Speaker 8 (49:28):
here, kayla.
I'm in front of Pickett's Inn.
Kayla, what happened?
Get here now.
These cops are pissing me off.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Kayla you're not going anywhere.
You're not going anywhere.
You're not going anywhere.
The cops are pissing her off.

Speaker 11 (49:41):
Where are you going Stop, you're going to be
detained.
Stop, stop, detain her.

Speaker 7 (49:52):
He wasn't in the green light, there's no action.

Speaker 8 (49:57):
Why are you yelling why?
Are you yelling Because I youfreaking out.
Why are you yelling?

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Because I'm in the middle of work, because the cops
aren't in the middle of work,like they wanted to do this.

Speaker 7 (50:08):
Well, you're not going anywhere.
I'm not going anywhere.
Chris, get over here.
I'm not going anywhere, youneed to get here now.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
That was her boyfriend or husband.

Speaker 8 (50:29):
They're pin.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Now let's see what the car looks like.
It's not that bad.
Yeah, I need to see who's gonnastart.
Look at the hood, those hoods,damn it in like it's not fucked,
I mean you're in a Honda Fit,what do you expect?

Speaker 8 (50:38):
I need to see that I'm not, then can you start it.
Then can you start it.

Speaker 9 (50:41):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm breaking down.
Can?

Speaker 8 (50:44):
you please.

Speaker 5 (50:46):
The cops are trying to arrest me.
That other cop is like what thefuck's happening?

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Yeah, but this is great.

Speaker 8 (50:57):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 10 (50:59):
Detective Sire baby.

Speaker 9 (51:01):
Please, no, he's like what do you do?

Speaker 8 (51:04):
Get here now.
Please Get here now.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
This is just an accident.
It's not even like a crime.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
No no.

Speaker 6 (51:15):
She's gonna get it.

Speaker 7 (51:16):
She's gonna get it.
I didn't do anything.
I didn't get it.
I didn't do anything.
Get out of the street.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
I didn't do anything wrong.
I just rear-ended somebody, butI didn't do anything wrong.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
I mean, I feel that I feel, it.
I'm just like come on, Chillout.

Speaker 7 (51:39):
My life is over.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
I have a she's like come on, chill out, my life is
over.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
I have a den in my Honda Fit, so here's the other
side of mental health.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Is this a fucking fuzzy?

Speaker 10 (51:52):
Is he a worm?

Speaker 3 (51:53):
No, that's a fuzzy right there.

Speaker 10 (51:54):
Or a furry.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
I was saying fuzzy, oh no.

Speaker 8 (52:04):
Meow right there, or furry?
I was saying furry, oh no, ishe stuck?

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Is he?

Speaker 9 (52:08):
handicapped.

Speaker 13 (52:11):
I think so, oh no.

Speaker 9 (52:16):
Why does he have a Chucky Finster wig on?

Speaker 8 (52:22):
Oh shit.

Speaker 9 (52:26):
That's a butt plug, ah.

Speaker 8 (52:31):
I know I shouldn't, but I'm genuinely fucking
disgusted.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
Why are they filming?
I know I shouldn't, but I'mgenuinely fucking disgusted.
I'm just robbing people.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Why are they filming?
See, I'm just like, do yourthing.

Speaker 6 (52:45):
Why do you got to put it on the?

Speaker 3 (52:46):
internet.

Speaker 9 (52:52):
People are so weird.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
And his shirt says nope, nope.
Oh, this is great.
I think they ought to take outbreak dancing and put this in
the Olympics.
Oh yeah, football.

Speaker 16 (53:06):
This is not your average game of football, but
the rules are the same, exceptfor one small detail.
You have to dance at all times.

Speaker 6 (53:13):
Oh.

Speaker 16 (53:14):
When the match is over, you get points for both
goals and your overall danceperformance.
What the fuck, so you canactually win a match points for
both goals and your overalldance performance.
What the fuck, so you canactually win a match despite
scoring fewer goals than youropponent?

Speaker 13 (53:23):
Some gay person made that up.
That's gay sport.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Certified gay Gay.
How are there so many peoplethere watching, Watching?

Speaker 9 (53:34):
right.
Are you kidding me?
If there was something thatsaid downtown Oklahoma City
today dance and football, I'd belike fuck, yeah, I want to
watch that.
I want to get high as shit andgo watch it.

Speaker 6 (53:43):
You're right.

Speaker 8 (53:45):
They're all skinny, though, so it's good for your
physique Because you're alwaysmoving.

Speaker 9 (53:52):
Oh, get the walk when are they at?

Speaker 2 (53:56):
These are different matches and they all have a ton
of people at them.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
This is obviously not an American.
Yeah, this is.

Speaker 9 (54:02):
Europe, yeah, speeded .

Speaker 3 (54:04):
This is France, and can you do like private
dance-offs?

Speaker 9 (54:07):
Yeah.
Well they're guarding eachother.
Boom Ooh, get it Look at theshort shorts.

Speaker 13 (54:13):
I like it.

Speaker 9 (54:16):
How do you dance?
Oh and kick.
Look at that, look at thiswiener.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Nice that's a good move.
You gotta go.
Why are you on your tippy toes?

Speaker 13 (54:26):
they're dancing oh, the teeth.
So this motherfucker wakes meup and tells me to brush my mop
that I did not brush.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
She also didn't brush them.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Honey we're going to McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
And this guy definitely doesn't help her out
with dental care.

Speaker 13 (54:48):
Brush them off, okay , and get dressed that I did not
get dressed, okay.
And takes me out in the middleof fucking everybody and got in
their mama and asked me to marryhim.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
Oh my god and then he flips the camera off asked me
to marry him I wish him oh godstop rapping it.

Speaker 9 (55:27):
Why the ears stop?

Speaker 2 (55:29):
it not for me, dog I I I um here's the thing I think
she, she, she comes with a smell.
She definitely puts patchouliPatchouli, sandalwood.

Speaker 9 (55:43):
BO BO, totally down.
If women don't want to shave,they don't want to take care of
their eyebrows, they don't wantto shave their legs, their
armpits, like that's fine,that's fine.
But your unibrow, but likedon't put barrettes in them,
Glitter.
Well, people are into that, Iguess.

(56:03):
I guess, that's a kink forsomebody.

Speaker 13 (56:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (56:10):
It's me playing basketball, oh.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
It's me playing basketball.
Oh shit, oh yeah.
Yeah, dude, you see.

Speaker 7 (56:19):
I don't smoke Okay.

Speaker 9 (56:21):
Anymore.

Speaker 7 (56:21):
I don't drink.

Speaker 9 (56:22):
Yeah, you do.

Speaker 7 (56:23):
I don't Do drugs Anymore.
I practice all the time.

Speaker 13 (56:29):
When you don't smoke , you don't drink, you know you
can have something like thisOkay, see that Cadillac Escalade
.

Speaker 14 (56:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Is that really a?

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Cadillac.

Speaker 6 (56:44):
And you see my trailer house in the background.

Speaker 13 (56:46):
Six Mustangs.

Speaker 12 (56:47):
Six Mustangs, suzuki and this is what you can have
if you don't drink you don'tsmoke Mustangs, Six Mustangs
Suzuki.

Speaker 6 (56:52):
And this is what you can have if you don't drink you
don't smoke and you don't dodrugs.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
You can do this right here.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
A hundred percent.
An Oklahoman and I for real,would fucking put money on it.

Speaker 9 (57:02):
Yeah, well, it's Sewell.
You got the badge on thatbottom left.

Speaker 6 (57:07):
It wasn't just here, it's Tulsa yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Wow, there's something else in here in the
background.
Just hold on.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
I'm real proud.

Speaker 13 (57:15):
You know what I'm saying?
I do.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Sure when you don't do drugs.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (57:19):
You don't smoke.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (57:20):
And you don't drink.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
He's high on meth.
Right now.

Speaker 14 (57:22):
Yeah, he definitely does drugs 100%, and then you
can walk around with nice hatson.

Speaker 13 (57:27):
Okay, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Uh-huh, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 13 (57:31):
Nice clothes, nice clothes, leather trench coat.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Yeah, that's right here Starts.
Look at the black tarp in thebackground.
Oh boy, you don't drink, youdon't smoke, you don't do drugs.
You can live in a trailer housethat has a wall out that you
have to put a black tarp in.
Yeah, right there.

Speaker 9 (57:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, Because that's where the meth
lab, that was the meth lab.
Look.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Yeah, and he's got a balcony accessible via aluminum
ladder, via.
So don't do drugs, don't it's?

Speaker 3 (58:05):
a good message.
I wish I would have saw thatvideo when I was 13.

Speaker 9 (58:12):
Your life could have been in a different place.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
right now, I could have been in Cadillacs trench
coats and scary hats.
Right now.

Speaker 9 (58:16):
Whoa.

Speaker 6 (58:17):
Was he the?

Speaker 15 (58:17):
replacement for the DARE program.

Speaker 9 (58:22):
He can't walk right now, hey.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
Whoa.

Speaker 8 (58:26):
Whoa.

Speaker 7 (58:27):
Whoa.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Whoa Flexing.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
Very normal.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Now this next video, the start of this next one.
I love this dude Stoic, stoic.
Okay, larry Dickham here againLarry Dickham.
From my custom-built dojo toteach you guys another lesson on
some shit you probably didn'tknow how to do because I wasn't
there to teach you, but now I amhere.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Today's lesson is how to properly defend yourself
against a short person.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
A short person.

Speaker 9 (59:00):
I'm going to let you know if this would work, because
we all know short people liketo talk more shit.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
I don't know what it is about being short, but they
be talking a lot of shit we do.
What do I mean by short?
Anybody who is under this isfor me considered a short person
Heel heel, heel, heel, heelheel.
Anywhere in between.
You are considered a shortperson, so your ass can get it.
Your ass can get it.
Let's say you're out up in theclub, you got your little drink,

(59:24):
you're trying to holler atsomething that's passing by or
whatever.
Then the shark motherfucker comeup to you and talk some shit,
which he usually do.
What you want to do is put yourdrink down on the stool Don't
put it on top of the bar,because somebody put some shit
in there.
Then you wake up with your asstore out.
Put it down in a safe house.
You turn to the sharkmotherfucker and be like hey
brother, I know you come here tohave a good time and I came

(59:46):
here to have a good time.
I ain't really want no trouble.
So you leave him until fivecents of security.
When you put your hand on topof his head, as if you're saying
goodbye, brother, it was niceseeing you you give him one of
these elbows it's called theturbo elbow To the front of his
skull and your elbow coming outthe back of his skull.

(01:00:06):
He ain't going to want no more.
After that, your problem issolved.
Or step two what you can do isbe like hey brother, I know you
can't have a good time and Ican't have a good time.
Let's just part ways and go onabout our business.
Just so happens, you came to theclub with a pot of grits.
What Uncooked?
Uncooked With the grits in thebowl.

(01:00:27):
Heat that shit up.
Tell Uncooked Put the grits inthe bowl.
Heat that shit up.
Tell the bartender and theprivate to do it for you.
You heat them grits up.
What the fuck?
You get that shit nice and hot.
Then you Go in, go in.
Go in, you splash hismotherfucking face with them hot
ass grits.
While you splash his face withthem hot ass grits, he goes.
My eyes, my eyes.
You give him another one ofthese Turbo elbow number two.

(01:00:50):
You're going to have noproblems with that shit,
motherfucker.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 9 (01:00:56):
I want to take his class.

Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
I win.
I had a baby in the car.
What, oh my gosh.

Speaker 9 (01:01:06):
That is Sammy.
It's the best first story ever.
She's just walking around.
Why are you not walking into ahospital?

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
She's going to explode.

Speaker 10 (01:01:14):
She don't need one, I have probably filmed this
video like six times now.
I am so nervous, so please bearwith me.
I talk really fast when I'manxious.
I just I want to answer somequestions.
Hop on here.
Hi, first off, my name is Sam.
I'm the mom that had her babyin the car that car on the way
to my birth location.

Speaker 7 (01:01:29):
so I was not birthing in a hospital.

Speaker 10 (01:01:32):
That's why I was not going to the hospital.
That's why we didn't go to thehospital we were headed to my
midwife.
Um, I live in a pretty smallhouse and we didn't have enough
room in there to have.
My intended birth was a waterbirth, so we we decided on an
alternate location, which wewere so lucky to be able to get,
and birth at, almost birth at,but have the birth at.

(01:01:57):
We just didn't quite make itthere.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
That was it.
She just birthed in the car,just like walked in the house.

Speaker 9 (01:02:07):
Oh, I like this one.

Speaker 8 (01:02:10):
Try not to be a cunt.
It's Christmas, oh, I like thisone.

Speaker 7 (01:02:17):
They're sweet, adelines Sing us a tale notes of
stone Done by your presence.
Love the oxman show.
Pick a box.

Speaker 8 (01:02:24):
Take me, Terry, have another sherry.

Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
Open the ring, it's hot, slamup the lable.
C-u-n-t.
Cuntity, cuntity, cunt.

Speaker 9 (01:02:54):
Can we carol that one ?
Can we carol that one?
Yeah, I'll carol that one.
Cuntity, cuntity, cunt, cuntity, cuntity, cunt.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Dropping her off have fun calling me oh the show's
over here.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Some of these guys fingered me, picking them up
Whoa.

Speaker 9 (01:03:07):
Whoa, what did she say?
What did she?

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
say Whoa.

Speaker 10 (01:03:12):
All right, have fun.
Call me if you need me.
All right, some of these guysfingered me.

Speaker 5 (01:03:19):
Some of these guys fingered me.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
And he's just like huh.

Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
He's like oh no, all right.

Speaker 9 (01:03:24):
Some of these guys fingered me.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
This is from the dog show.
Oh he packing on Thanksgiving.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
Swing it.

Speaker 9 (01:03:33):
Look at that.

Speaker 6 (01:03:35):
Those are some old man balls.
Why is his?

Speaker 9 (01:03:37):
dick on the ground.

Speaker 7 (01:03:38):
Oh my.

Speaker 8 (01:03:39):
God, Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing oh
he's kicking up.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
There's Taylor's next tattoo.

Speaker 9 (01:03:51):
Hey, take that to your tattoo artist.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
There, honey, I'm running it up Bingo tear.

Speaker 7 (01:03:54):
Put it in reverse Tear.

Speaker 9 (01:03:56):
Put it in reverse.
Oh shit, oh shit, not at theGoodwill.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Tear.
This is.
This is grandma at the nursinghome.
Y'all having lunch Lunch.
Lunch Tear.

Speaker 8 (01:04:08):
That person gets hot.
Oh my god, oh shit, murdering.
What's going on, tear?
Oh my God, I'm murdering.
What's going on, terry, terry?

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
That's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
That's a manslaughter .
What?

Speaker 7 (01:04:20):
Are you a gay?
Mm-hmm, congratulations.
This means you can wear my newdesign.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
It's gay time let's have a crash on the gender and
do nozzling with the homos, Alsoin lesbian version and queer
version Queer and do nozzlingwith the homos.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
What the hell?
Why do I want that?

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
I think your mom ate my doorbell because her breath
smells like my ding dong Ho, ho,Ho ho.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
Why was the video?
Just his mouth, my ding dong.

Speaker 8 (01:04:54):
Oh, no Can you jingle your bells.

Speaker 9 (01:04:56):
No, oh dear Lord, just do this, Don't do it.
Is she putting a cassette tapein?

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Yeah, Eight track.

Speaker 7 (01:05:09):
Stroke of my liquor suck on my cock.

Speaker 8 (01:05:17):
Stroke my lick my suck on my cock Wrong one Hucky.

Speaker 2 (01:05:25):
Laughing at videos of firefighters rescuing in
reverse, so they're putting thelittle shits back in the burning
house.
Hey, get him.

Speaker 9 (01:05:33):
Get him up in there now.
Yeet him in.
He's laughing so hard.
Oh, I love this.
I had to put this one in here.

Speaker 10 (01:05:41):
Why do we need this much?

Speaker 7 (01:05:42):
fire for three Shit, fuck.
No, don't go fast.
Don't go fast, jack.
Stop, stop, stop.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
He takes a breath Stop.

Speaker 9 (01:05:55):
Ah, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
He takes a breath.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:05:59):
See, that's the good, wholesome trouble you should
have been getting into my brainautomatically unlike 98% of
other people, I fucking hatethose videos.

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
I find zero enjoyment , zero laughter.
They're fucking dumb.
Unlike 98% of other people, Ifucking hate those videos.
I find zero enjoyment, zerolaughter.
They're fucking dumb.
I don't know, becausesomething's fucking wrong with
me.

Speaker 9 (01:06:19):
It's wholesome.
I fucking hate it.
You don't like it because it'swholesome.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
I'm looking at it practically like you're an idiot
.

Speaker 9 (01:06:26):
You're dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
Why would you do that to any sort of vehicle?
Get out of there with all thosecups of water.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
From a new truck.
I wouldn't let it happen in myfucking Rio.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
Get the fuck out of here with six cups of open water
.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
You're like, hey, I'm getting ready to trade this
bitch in, let's do it.
Let's do it Never.

Speaker 6 (01:06:43):
No, it would never happen.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
Not once Lids only.

Speaker 13 (01:06:47):
Lids only.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Thanksgiving is almost here, yeah, so.

Speaker 8 (01:06:56):
I missed this video at.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Thanksgiving, and so now we're just early for
Thanksgiving 2025.

Speaker 5 (01:07:02):
So that's what this is.
It's time to eat all the turkeyand trimmings.
It's time to feel fat.
It's time to be thankful foryour friends and family.
Quit dieting.

Speaker 9 (01:07:17):
Does she think she's good or is this a joke?
Quit dieting.
Quit dieting.
I'm trying to be nice, youdon't have to be.
She put it out there Quitdieting.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
I mean, have you started?
I mean, for a day, enjoy thefood that's on the table, quit
dieting, I mean have you started.

Speaker 5 (01:07:32):
I mean what?
Enjoy the food that's on thetable.
Feel fat.
Be thankful for your friendsand family.
Be thankful for your fans.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
What's the strap on her?

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
I don't know, it's all I've been looking at.

Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
Be thankful for your health.
Be thankful for everything.
Be thankful for your health.
Be thankful for everything.
Be thankful for a roof overyour head.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Why are we, she said, be thankful for everything, but
she keeps?

Speaker 9 (01:08:02):
Are you talking about the thing that's on her thigh?
I don't think that's a strap.
I think that's part of herleggings.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
It does not look like it.

Speaker 9 (01:08:09):
It looks like it's dangling.
While she's not bouncing, Iwant to try to read her shirt.
A wise woman once said fuck itfuck this shit.
Oh yeah, and she lived happilyever after because some people
don't I'm gonna make you oneit's time to be grateful for

(01:08:31):
everything.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
Thanksgiving is almost here.
Thanksgiving is almost here.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Yeah, it's almost here thanksgiving from me.

Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
Why?

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
is she leaning?

Speaker 9 (01:08:43):
why are you so aggressive?

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
somebody said something in the background.
I feel like I heard somebodysay something.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
It's her wife that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
You know you Get off TikTok.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
That doesn't.
Doesn't help that doesn't lookfully like a woman.
I think it's a dude Anyway 10-4.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
This is almost embarrassing.
We were sitting here and wejust realized we've got eat cop
on our ball Yum, eat cop and theword yum right beside of it.
So somebody here eat some yummycop.
Come on, come on.

Speaker 9 (01:09:26):
Come on, that's great .
That was a good one.
That's the shit.

Speaker 4 (01:09:31):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 9 (01:09:35):
Well, let's see Honey , hello, what do I do?
The buttons do not work.
She pressed the stuffer Screws.
Oh no, that makes me sad.
Someone help the old people.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
That's how I feel with a lot of technology
actually you are her.

Speaker 10 (01:09:55):
Word of the day is beaver burp, an expulsion of air
from a vagina Also known as amuff puff.

Speaker 9 (01:10:05):
It's called a queef Beaver burp.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Beaver burp.

Speaker 9 (01:10:08):
Beaver burp.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
He was pretty stoked to let us know that.

Speaker 11 (01:10:12):
I will not pay for a woman's funeral unless she's my
wife.

Speaker 12 (01:10:16):
Fair enough.

Speaker 11 (01:10:17):
If she is just my girlfriend, then I will not be
paying for her funeral.
Okay, if she is just mygirlfriend, it is not my
responsibility to bear thefinancial burden of laying her
to rest.
He killed his girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Let me tell you something you're not gonna have
to worry about it, yeah, yeah,because she's dead, he's not
getting a girlfriend.
He already did, he would haveto get a could also first also
wait.

Speaker 9 (01:10:44):
Is this a?
Is this a concern raised by thepopulace?

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
yeah, yeah, I'm sure he's asked all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
I'm more on your point now For my hundred percent
there's a female version of himout there, and they found each
other.

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
Oh, 100% yeah no doubt she's like I will not.

Speaker 11 (01:11:01):
They're not paying for each other's females, for my
, boyfriend, her parents and therest of her family should bear
the financial burden of layingher to rest.
If she is just my girlfriendand not my wife, what business
do I have paying for her funeral?

Speaker 9 (01:11:18):
none, none, you're well, my god people are so weird
thank you, tom cruise none.
Why is his mouth like that?

Speaker 6 (01:11:28):
without the rest of his face moving.

Speaker 7 (01:11:30):
Getting it.

Speaker 9 (01:11:30):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
That is weird.
That's a church right there.

Speaker 9 (01:11:55):
God bless.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
All right.

Speaker 6 (01:11:59):
All right, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Get the fuck out of there.
Yeah, so here we go.
Women's bathroom.

Speaker 9 (01:12:10):
I'm not backing down with it.
So here we go.
Women's bathroom.
I'm not backing down with it,Mm-hmm.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
That's me when I wipe .

Speaker 14 (01:12:38):
I tooted.

Speaker 9 (01:12:49):
Oh, my God, I don't have a phone, probably, I
thought.
I had a play.
She's on the phone.
That's, casey.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
Sometimes you do that Every time she pees, she poops,
not every time she's backwards,not every time.
Usually every time you poop youpee?

Speaker 9 (01:13:03):
No, not on the phone, but she's backwards.
I pooted, I pooted.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
I didn't know I had to go potty, potty, potty potty.

Speaker 9 (01:13:12):
But if I had that in the chamber I would know that I
need to yeah that doesn't sneakup on you like that.

Speaker 5 (01:13:17):
Oh no.

Speaker 3 (01:13:18):
Why did you do this?
I don't like how it looks likeshe's leaning forward.
No, I can't get my eyes off ofit.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
So are those diabetic compression socks, so what I
like to notice about thesevideos are things in the
background.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
Yeah, they're disgusting.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
So there's a walker in the doorway of one bedroom
and one of those little stoolthings that have a potty in it,
yeah.
Toilet chair yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:13:55):
I'm one hot woman.
I'm very attractive and I'mvery sexy too.
I'm one hot woman.
I get everybody wet and wildfor me no Were there bear hose
wings.
One hot woman.

Speaker 9 (01:14:12):
It's on.

Speaker 5 (01:14:13):
I drive everybody wild and they end up leaving
their partners for me.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
That was a good rhyme , that was a bar.

Speaker 5 (01:14:21):
That was a good bar.

Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
I'm one hot woman.

Speaker 5 (01:14:26):
I'm one hot woman.
Ain't I sexy y'all?

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
Ain't I sexy y'all?
Ain't that sexy y'all?
See it's good and healthy tohave a positive mindset about
yourself, self-confidence,absolutely but that's delirium.

Speaker 5 (01:14:43):
Delirium.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Delulu.
Exactly like the guy that's akitty cat yeah 100% Same.
Yeah, same same, same scenario,but now you have a new jingle
for your hot date.

Speaker 6 (01:14:56):
One hot woman, you should have walked in and sang
that I am going to Over chicken.
Alfredo, there should be a.

Speaker 13 (01:15:01):
I'm so ready.

Speaker 9 (01:15:02):
It's so good there should be like a, like, a, a
sing off between her andGeraldine.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Geraldine all the way she will kick her ass.
Oh, my God, this one's so good,I love this.
Oh, and the reason I love this.

Speaker 9 (01:15:24):
Why Black?

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
people.
No, I do love black people,wait.

Speaker 9 (01:15:29):
You have one black friend.

Speaker 6 (01:15:34):
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:15:36):
Ron, you have one black friend, ron.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
I had a little incident where I had to go back
into a store and lay into a guythat was an employee of the
store Lay into a guy that was anemployee of the store.
Because one employee came up tome and Casey mainly Casey and
said hey, my coworker, thanks.
You find it was a student ofyours, but she's embarrassed and

(01:16:07):
she kind of ran off.
So just let you know that she'sin here hiding somewhere.

Speaker 9 (01:16:10):
And if you see her say hi, yeah, say hi, all right,
yeah, normal Sweet Right.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
So former student just let you know that she's in
here hiding somewhere and if yousee her, say hi, yeah, say hi.
All right, yeah, normal, sweetright.
So former student, it's fine andso casey does, finds her and
says hey, hi knows her name andsaid that and told me that we
had a great relationship inschool.
She was a great student.
Yeah, we were Blah, blah, blah.
So she does that.

(01:16:31):
We make a purchase.
But just a couple of minutesbefore that, that kid was going
to check us out but his fellowemployee he wasn't even a
manager.

Speaker 9 (01:16:47):
Oh I didn't know that .

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
So this guy walks up to him and is like almost nose
to nose and he was like I toldyou about doing that.
Stop bullying people.
This is the second time I'veworked with you that you've done
that to somebody and you'regoing to stop and like walks off
.

Speaker 9 (01:17:10):
And the kid that told me, like hey, your former
student is over there, she wantsto say hi, but she's too
embarrassed Is a kid, a highschool kid.
This other employee is a wholegrown ass man.
Whole grown ass adult manFucking little dick and I
couldn't let it go Good, goodfor you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
You shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
I thought I was about to let it go.
Good, good for you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
I thought I was about to let it go.
I walked out, I get in the car,we start driving.
And I said I can't, I can't, Idon't like people like that, and
I turned right around.

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
And I went back and I walked in.
He drove the car through thefront doors.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
And that's our next video and I asked that kid.
I was like, hey, where's thatguy that chewed you out?
Have him come up here.
And he was like, oh okay, andso went and got the guy and I
just chewed his ass.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
Listen, fucker.

Speaker 6 (01:18:07):
What store is this DC Comics?

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
We were pissed really , yeah, I'll go in there and put
a dude in a headlock right nowand I was like what are you?

Speaker 9 (01:18:18):
he's a nerdy, skinny little white dude with long hair
.
Fuck him up.
And I was like what are youdoing?

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
I was like you know, this young man was just is being
respectful, having a good time,and he let someone know that
they had a former student here.
Like you, came up to this youngman and were intimidating, and
a thing that bothers me is thatyou did it five feet away from

(01:18:46):
customers.
Yeah, yeah like if you wanted tohave that talk and you took him
around the corner I'm none thewiser, no one would have known.
But you did it in front ofcustomers, and not only just a
customer, but the customers thatwere in that situation.
And yeah, yeah, and oh my god,I just chewed his ass.

(01:19:07):
And then some other shortlittle fat fuck walks up because
I tell this guy.
I said, look, employees have aright to have a safe um work
environment free of intimidation.
And what you did?
You were nose to nose with himand I heard the way you talked.

(01:19:30):
And then this fat little fuckgoes well, isn't that what
you're doing to him?
And I looked and I was like whothe fuck are you?
Yeah, bitch, just a customer.
And I was like oh, oh well, Imight have to start doing it to
you, yeah, and then he goes.
Well, maybe you need to learnto pick your battles.

(01:19:53):
And I looked at him and I went.
Maybe you need to learn thatspooky and I and the kid should
have fought him, the kid likethat got reprimanded or whatever
.

Speaker 9 (01:20:05):
He's standing there like this is great.

Speaker 3 (01:20:08):
He's like what the fuck?

Speaker 9 (01:20:10):
I'm probably going to get fired if it's worth it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
People suck, yeah, yeah, people suck.
But you know what?
I didn't play the intro to that, so now we'll play the intro to
this.

Speaker 9 (01:20:21):
Are we not watching this video?
Huh, oh yeah, the fuck.
Sorry.
Are we not watching this video?
Huh, oh yeah, the fuck, hey doyou know what's happening.

Speaker 15 (01:20:28):
Get your shit together, man, I'm lost.
I'm lost.
There we go.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
Hey, how you doing, how you doing Hi, what can I
help you?

Speaker 15 (01:20:33):
My name, agent Ratliff, with OSHA Cares,
diversity Affairs, id number33712.
And I was coming here lookingfor see a lead, mr Lee, right
here.
Okay, I'm coming out here to goover some complaints.
You have an office.
You want to go over thesecomplaints.

Speaker 13 (01:20:48):
No, I'm not the one to talk to.
I don't have any idea what thisis about.

Speaker 15 (01:20:51):
Your name on this list.
It say, right here, y'all needto humble yourself because y'all
don't know shit.
Y'all be talking about peoplebehind their back.
Anson in the receptionist isfucking and getting high at work
.
It say y'all racist as fuck.
Y' is getting high at work.
They say y'all racist as y'allain't.
And everybody wish nick wasstill here.
Now.
Who is nick?
He said what are you talkingabout?

(01:21:11):
These are complaints that willfile on behalf of the company.
What address do you have?

Speaker 9 (01:21:15):
22, 22, 17 rock chapel road that's us, give me
more information about you andwhat is she doing this is
recorded first of all, you needto calm your attitude down, man.

Speaker 15 (01:21:29):
Yeah, I don't like the attitude.
You come out here loud and whenI came in, nobody.
Nobody greeted me.
There's the door buddy, there'sthe door, buddy.
Nah, you get your ass up out ofhere.
All y'all.
Y'all is racist because nobodygreeted me when I came in this
motherfucker for a for a company.
I am the cop no one give a fuckabout.
Y'all is racist because nobodygreeted me when I came in this
motherfucker For a company.
I am the cop.
No one give a fuck about.

(01:21:50):
Y'all calling no cops.
Oh shit, racist Tony get him.

Speaker 7 (01:21:55):
You heard what he said Get him.

Speaker 15 (01:21:57):
He said get your black ass out of here.
We got it on camera.
He just said get your black assout of here.
You don't speak to negative.
Okay, what's your name, sirJohn?
My name is Agent Ratliff withOSHA Cares, diversity Affairs,

(01:22:17):
and we was coming in here to goover some complaints about.
Mr Lee, fat lady right here, getthe fuck off.
Get the fuck off and your assis getting fired.
You don't act like that whileyou're on the fucking clock.
Hey, she's fucking clock, itdon't matter, I'll shut all this
shit down.
He just said get your black assout of here and it's on camera.
And we.

Speaker 14 (01:22:36):
That's a fucking lawsuit yes, he did.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
We got it on camera, motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
Motherfucker Damn, he was poofed, he like so of
course that's not like a real.
Oh yeah, that's his poof, helike, so of course that's not
like a real oh yeah, so you're,anything that's his, but I think
he takes like people reach outto him and say, hey, this place
fired me, but they are fuckingawful yeah, and send him all
these complaints and then hegoes in and does that shit.

Speaker 8 (01:23:00):
It's so funny that's so silly Is that Molly.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
It's beautiful.

Speaker 9 (01:23:19):
Molly or Solly are one of those.
Definitely Molly.
Yeah, ma Ma, you're dying todoble up for me.
You need an answer.

Speaker 14 (01:23:27):
Mama.
Mama, you're starting to doubleup on me.
You need an answer.

Speaker 12 (01:23:30):
Mama.

Speaker 14 (01:23:31):
Well, it doesn't know how.
I get curious, right.
I looked up on Google.
How does the baby come out?
Mom, you have to do that eighttimes Eight, sweet.
Well, it doesn't know how youstretch a rubber band and it
breaks.
Do that eight times Eight.
We Come on.
Don't know how you scratch arubber band and it breaks.
If you scratch it too far andit breaks, is that what happened

(01:23:54):
?
Did I have to put it backtogether, or what happened?

Speaker 6 (01:24:00):
What happened?

Speaker 14 (01:24:01):
Or did they just leave it open and say that
she'll be back next year?
Mom, you did it eight, eight,eight times.
I just thought the baby cameright out your stomach.
Okay, but I'm going to gofinish getting ready and we're

(01:24:22):
going to talk about this later.

Speaker 6 (01:24:25):
Eight times.
Eight times.

Speaker 14 (01:24:27):
Eight times.
I'm curious.
And do we look the same?
I love you even more.
I admire you.
I love you even more.
Oh, no.

Speaker 6 (01:24:42):
Shake.

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
Up Fancy Good boy, up Good boy.

Speaker 10 (01:24:53):
Set Show your wiener .

Speaker 8 (01:24:54):
What Show your wiener that's?

Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
great, that's great.

Speaker 5 (01:25:00):
Oh no.

Speaker 10 (01:25:03):
Imagine.

Speaker 14 (01:25:04):
Oh god.

Speaker 5 (01:25:04):
You're in the car and these big naturals are just
float around in this blouse justclamoring for a hammering from
your mouth and dong.

Speaker 10 (01:25:19):
Well, mama's jugs need to suck and mama needs some
money.
So so click the link in my bioand book a cameo.
What?

Speaker 7 (01:25:32):
the fuck is wrong with her.

Speaker 3 (01:25:35):
I'm convinced already two videos.
She has an OnlyFans.

Speaker 9 (01:25:38):
Oh, 100%, people pay for it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
Do we get a cameo of her for Dan for his birthday?

Speaker 9 (01:25:44):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:25:51):
Clamorin' for a hammering beaver burps back
beaver burp it's called a queef.

Speaker 8 (01:25:54):
Oh yeah, clef bachelors, it's hot in here it
is hot.
Good morning Julia, julia turnon the fans.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
She's got a big beaver.

Speaker 9 (01:26:16):
Coochie lips.
Are you going to put it on thescreen?
Sweetie P, are you going to putit on the screen?
I don't know, maybe we're goingto see, can we take a pee-pee
pause, a pee-pee pause A pee-peepause.
Yeah, I need a pee-pee.

Speaker 8 (01:26:28):
Okay, break time, get it girl we are back.

Speaker 5 (01:26:33):
Pee-pee party.

Speaker 2 (01:26:38):
So here we go, tech Talk.

Speaker 8 (01:26:41):
Bachelors, let's go.
Oh no, what the hell.

Speaker 3 (01:26:43):
Number one contender.

Speaker 8 (01:26:46):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:26:47):
And you know what Number one contender, oh, ah, oh
.
And you know what A bubble hecan kind of blow a bubble.

Speaker 10 (01:26:52):
God, he actually had one tooth.
What?

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
Even there was a couple in there.

Speaker 10 (01:26:57):
Can your vagina be too wet?
Oh, 100%.

Speaker 6 (01:27:00):
Uh-uh, here's how Ah.

Speaker 8 (01:27:09):
Kudos to that guy he's a winner.

Speaker 3 (01:27:11):
That was good oh no we have for peace.

Speaker 7 (01:27:18):
Let's try a little more dancing here's part of the
song why does he have threerecliners and why don't they
match?

Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
I think it's two recliners and a couch.

Speaker 9 (01:27:30):
I didn't see the side .
I love how the dog is just likeJesus.

Speaker 5 (01:27:36):
Christ Fuck.

Speaker 9 (01:27:37):
Jim again.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
Dean is dancing.

Speaker 9 (01:27:41):
I don't even call him dad, is that Jeff?

Speaker 8 (01:27:47):
He's on his.

Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
No, this is what Jordan sees every night.

Speaker 9 (01:27:54):
Is this you getting into bed To this song?

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
Yeah, To this song.

Speaker 3 (01:28:01):
When I'm home I pretty much dance everywhere I
go.

Speaker 9 (01:28:03):
He's really proud of his moves.
Right now I have a silly moveand I'm fucking proud of mine.

Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
I like this guy, I like him a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:28:10):
Oh, there he is Good lipstick, bud Get it.

Speaker 10 (01:28:18):
Well, he likes to have a good time.

Speaker 9 (01:28:20):
There's something He'll take you out dancing.

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
He's got a lot of keys and he knows where they are
.
He's a dog guy I.
He's got a lot of keys.

Speaker 9 (01:28:26):
He's got a lot of keys.

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
Doors, and he knows where they are.

Speaker 9 (01:28:28):
He's a dog guy, dog guy.
I think he's a Chiefs fan.

Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
Looks like a Chiefs blanket over there.

Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
He's a Swifty Okay okay, he's a Swifty.

Speaker 9 (01:28:34):
It says go Taylor's boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
I had to show it again.

Speaker 9 (01:28:41):
It's going to be too wet.
He really is the best I reallylike that guy.

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
You should have plugged in a video of yourself
doing that?

Speaker 8 (01:28:47):
Yeah, that's right.
Yes, he's in the bath he's ourfavorite I hushed off I hushed
off.

Speaker 12 (01:28:55):
Uh-oh, looks like it's tubbing season again.
Oh no, I got mine all blown upHot tubbing.
I'm sorry about all the steam,because it got pretty hot in
here.
I was hoping maybe you couldthrow on your suit and drop by

(01:29:18):
for a little dip A little dip.

Speaker 5 (01:29:21):
Mother's about to get out, so Ew, I was hoping for
one more.

Speaker 6 (01:29:25):
I was hoping for one more Mother.

Speaker 5 (01:29:27):
Maybe you could bring some caps out to get out.
So Ew oh the mother.

Speaker 12 (01:29:29):
Maybe you could bring some caps out.
Caps out, I'll bring theinflatable board games, our
water-resistant checkers.
I win, I gotta go on anotherdate.
You win, I gotta go on anotherdate.

Speaker 8 (01:29:46):
So will you?

Speaker 7 (01:29:47):
the way I win.

Speaker 12 (01:29:48):
Anyways, if that sounds interesting to you, then
please just let me know, let meknow, let me know, blessings,
blessings.

Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
It makes me feel like I need to.

Speaker 9 (01:30:04):
I love him.

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
Just tear the worms out of my brain.

Speaker 9 (01:30:10):
This is a small person, it's a sick chest hat
dude.

Speaker 7 (01:30:13):
You tattooed on.
My brother Got it for a pack ofcigarettes.

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
That was it, that was it.

Speaker 13 (01:30:24):
Oh, no, hey ladies, red lightning here.

Speaker 5 (01:30:28):
Red lightning.

Speaker 13 (01:30:28):
I'm sorry, red lightning.

Speaker 9 (01:30:31):
He has a rash Ew, and it looks like a lightning bolt
Ew, I don't like it.
I don't know why.

Speaker 8 (01:30:38):
I can't take it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
He got his nickname Red Lightning because he has
rashes all over his body.

Speaker 9 (01:30:47):
Look how cute and demure he is with his figure on
his chin.

Speaker 8 (01:30:50):
Hey, ladies.

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
The bio that you're taking but there's only one
issue your boyfriend's, not me.
So when you get bored of yourrelationship, come holler at me,
okay.

Speaker 3 (01:31:06):
He's fucking butt naked.
He's got no clothes on.

Speaker 9 (01:31:10):
There's no shot.
Maybe his rash is on the insideof his butt, cheek Right above
the coin seal.

Speaker 13 (01:31:16):
I'm not looking for it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
He'll show you.
You'll have to put the ointmenton it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:20):
I hate that segment, dude.

Speaker 13 (01:31:22):
I hate that segment.

Speaker 9 (01:31:23):
Sigh of.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
Well, I hope everyone .

Speaker 9 (01:31:27):
Does Steven Stevenson win?

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:31:31):
What's his name?

Speaker 10 (01:31:32):
Steven Stevens the funny bald guy.

Speaker 6 (01:31:36):
The wet vagina guy.

Speaker 9 (01:31:38):
He was funny, he knew what he was doing.

Speaker 2 (01:31:40):
Get her wet.

Speaker 9 (01:31:41):
He's original.

Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
Genuine.

Speaker 13 (01:31:45):
I like a sense of humor.

Speaker 8 (01:31:47):
Happy birthday, Jesus .

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
Happy holidays.

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
So since we won't, since we'll be taking our little
break, we won't have anythingfor New Year's.
Let's talk real quick about NewYear's resolutions.

Speaker 10 (01:32:03):
Mine is to set boundaries, oh that's a good one
are you being serious, you'rejoking no

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
okay, with who?

Speaker 13 (01:32:12):
anyone, everyone anytime I feel like I need to
that's good, because I'm apushover that's good, that's
good personal growth boundaries

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
you're gonna grow a set of balls yeah, yeah, get
them finally full balls not halfyeah not a half sack, yeah,
full sack, like that bassethound.

Speaker 10 (01:32:29):
Yeah, now that I'm a mature 41-year-old woman, oh,
oh God.

Speaker 9 (01:32:34):
You're damn near to Benapals.
I know I'm going to grow balls.
Tell me how it goes.
It's not fun, hunter.

Speaker 3 (01:32:44):
What's yours, son bun , I mean, I guess.

Speaker 13 (01:32:45):
Pay that truck off.

Speaker 9 (01:32:49):
I used to try not to be a dickhead, like on purpose,
you mean.

Speaker 3 (01:32:52):
Naturally it's not on purpose, it just happens.

Speaker 9 (01:32:55):
That's what I'm saying.
It's who I am.

Speaker 3 (01:32:57):
I think, and I don't like it.

Speaker 9 (01:32:59):
Oh, okay, so be more aware of your dickheadish
tendencies.

Speaker 3 (01:33:01):
Yes, be more aware that I'm kind of constantly an
asshole, your DH tendencies yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:33:06):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:33:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:33:08):
Okay, yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:33:12):
We'll see how it goes , see how long it lasts.
You're going to laugh and Ineed you to just keep it to
yourself.
Oh, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
You're most.

Speaker 9 (01:33:18):
Damn it.
I don't do a resolution, but Ido a word for the year.
Okay.
This last year's word wasconsistency.
Okay, and that did not go atall you know, what you're fired.

Speaker 2 (01:33:32):
Okay, so this year's consistency again.

Speaker 9 (01:33:34):
So no, this year's word is time, okay, time and it.
For me it means like one tryingto work on being on time.
What's going on?
Here, I don't know what that'slike being on time but also
making time for the things thatI really enjoy.
Fuck, you guys are doing good,thank you.

(01:33:56):
So my word for 2025 is time,time.

Speaker 10 (01:34:02):
Ever fleeting.

Speaker 2 (01:34:03):
And that's my theme song for the year.
Mine's going to be a little bitof the same, kind of a repeat
of book it.
Well, of course I want thatbook it but getting auditions in
earlier you've been talkedabout before.
You've been better about thatin the last couple months I've

(01:34:24):
been better, but not there'slast couple months I've been
better, but not there's room forimprovement.

Speaker 9 (01:34:28):
Is there anything outside of the acting?

Speaker 2 (01:34:32):
No, lose weight, and I know that is very cliche.

Speaker 9 (01:34:36):
Will you tell the story of why you want?

Speaker 2 (01:34:38):
to lose weight.

Speaker 13 (01:34:38):
I need to work out.

Speaker 9 (01:34:39):
Why you want to get healthy, why you want to get fit
.
Tell the story.

Speaker 3 (01:34:43):
I thought I was going to say so he can always ensure
that he can beat the shit out ofme.
No cause I would love to getfit, just to look at him and be
like look, dude, you gottarealize it, I can fucking take
ya, I'm saying that I can't dothat now so maybe if I got swole
swole, you would have no otherchoice but to just say here I'm

(01:35:06):
throwing the white flag.
That doesn't make you tougher.
Well, no, I never said thathe's your dad.
Oh, I believe in dad strength.

Speaker 6 (01:35:14):
I believe dad strength is a real thing, I
think it's a very real thing.

Speaker 9 (01:35:19):
I think Gunny can beat up your dad.
I mean he does.

Speaker 2 (01:35:23):
You don't even have to push him hard, just get him a
little off balance Catch him onhis shoulder.

Speaker 3 (01:35:30):
Run around in circles .
Every year he loses morebalance.
Well, now Every year.

Speaker 2 (01:35:34):
Well now, okay, I'll tell you why I want to seriously
get in better health and shape.
Is God this is?
It almost goes into likeconspiracy land, but that's
where you live.
But, it's not You'll understandmy apologies, so I was watching

(01:35:58):
another podcast last week, theSean Ryan Show.

Speaker 3 (01:36:03):
Oh God, it creates too much anxiety and disdain for
the government.
I can't listen.

Speaker 2 (01:36:10):
But there is a lady and I'm sorry I forget her name
Sarah.

Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
Sarah, yes.

Speaker 2 (01:36:17):
Sarah Adams?
I think yes, and she is.
She knows too much she'sinvolved with the intelligence
community.
She knows too much she'sinvolved with the intelligence
community.
And she was talking about howAl Qaeda has taken a new role
and they're more of a governingtype of terrorist organization

(01:36:41):
that is now working with theTaliban, isis, hamas, all these
other ones.
She talked about how theyassisted in the planning of what
happened in Israel.
I forget the date of that.
Was it October?
Something I can't remember,something I can't remember, but

(01:37:09):
anyway, what she further saidwas they believe there are at
least a thousand of thesemembers of this terrorist
network in the us right now oh,I.

Speaker 5 (01:37:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:37:25):
That they know they're planning something, and
they don't know, though, if it's2025, 2026.
But there's going to be stuffthat happens supposedly in
Europe, attacking embassies, butalso and they had a certain

(01:37:50):
word for it, maybe they calledit the homeland, or something

(01:38:11):
like who knows what they'regoing to do that's still 20
terrorists that are looking totake out anything and everything
they can.
They will be fighting to thedeath.
So you want to fight, and so beready to fall.
I just feel like I I need to beable to to do that, and I think

(01:38:31):
it's.
I need something to motivate mepast this mental block I have
with whether it's working out orwhatever.
Um, with all of my hernias, myknee I do have a mental block
about working out that I'm goingto.

(01:38:52):
I'm going to hurt myself again,cause and I'm sure there's a lot
of veterans that deal with thisthat when they start like a
training program, there's aswitch that flips and you just

(01:39:13):
go hardcore into what you'redoing and I'm afraid that switch
is going to flip again and I'mgoing to do something.
I'm going to hurt myself.
So I need something else tomotivate me.

Speaker 3 (01:39:29):
And so fighting terrorists is how.

Speaker 8 (01:39:31):
I'm going to get skinny Fear and conspiracy is
going to get me Fight somepeople.

Speaker 2 (01:39:37):
But I think it's something we have to be aware of
.

Speaker 6 (01:39:40):
And I think more than anything.

Speaker 2 (01:39:43):
I think sometimes we don't pay attention to our
surroundings enough, and thatgoes with everyday life.
You know there's humantrafficking.
Even in the States is happeningtoday.

Speaker 9 (01:39:59):
Yeah, the signs are in our bathrooms.

Speaker 2 (01:40:02):
And I just feel like a lot of people lose that their
sense of their surroundings,knowing when something's off.

Speaker 9 (01:40:13):
You sound like your mom, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:40:16):
And I don't like that .
Trust me, I don't like that.

Speaker 9 (01:40:20):
Oh, Hunter's shaking his head at you right now.

Speaker 3 (01:40:24):
But it's because I'm just weird and I don't know what
to say.

Speaker 2 (01:40:27):
I've been deployed I've been deployed to places
where those kind of thingshappen, right where, where bad
people do bad things to innocentpeople.
So it does happen.
It happens a lot of placesaround the world and we're not

(01:40:50):
immune to that.
So when's?

Speaker 3 (01:40:52):
the stay frosty that's a fight let's say when's
the laugh?

Speaker 9 (01:40:55):
until we fart part of this I was about to say sorry
guys, I really thought it wasabout aliens.

Speaker 3 (01:40:59):
I forgot that it was about terrorists I know damn my
dad's like I just want to stayin my driveway.

Speaker 9 (01:41:05):
We're talking about aliens yeah because aliens live
in the ocean oh man, I'm readyfor a bug hunt.

Speaker 2 (01:41:09):
I guess technically the terrorists are aliens in our
country, I mean true.

Speaker 9 (01:41:14):
Oh God, ew, but sorry to get serious.
Oh my God, she started it, shestarted it Make a fart joke
already, let's see now wewatched enough videos.

Speaker 3 (01:41:32):
But anyway, penis.
I hope everybody has awonderful christmas.
Buy ammo, new year.
Buy ammo, get chest rigs, getarmor plates go on a walk, get
your cardio.

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
Uh, smoke a cigarette .
Watch your diet.
Smoke a cigarette.
Diet is the most important onewe'll probably have ice cream
after this, but it's not the newyear yet yeah, and if you're
gonna smoke a cigarette, smoke alight or no smoke a marlboro
black, no cowboy killer that's

Speaker 3 (01:41:57):
always a joke at work that I'll get done like digging
out a structure or some shitlike that and you know you're
fucking sweat and you're likegive me a water.
Oh, it's time for smoke.
Time for smoke you were justdigging out like a fucking hole
what about a cools?

Speaker 10 (01:42:14):
or a new port.

Speaker 3 (01:42:15):
Hells yeah, man no menthols around here, buddy okay
, merry christmas, merrychristmas happy holidays let's
play them out with this song isit Geraldine?

Speaker 5 (01:42:28):
Fuck my, fuck my, fuck my butt.

Speaker 4 (01:42:34):
my balls, until all thesebitches crawl.
Ah, skeet, skeet, god damn,getting crunk in the club.
She's working.
I'd like to see them, females,twerking, taking their clothes

(01:42:56):
off, bucking naked.
Three, six, nine down, shefinds Hoping she can suck it to
me one more time.
Bring your ass right over here,ho, and let me see you get low
To the window, to the wall, tillthe sweat drops down my balls.

(01:43:21):
Oh, by golly, skeet, skeet,motherfucker, got down.

Speaker 8 (01:43:29):
and falls, Until all thepuppies crawl.
Ah, sweet, sweet gosh darn.

Speaker 4 (01:43:42):
Gattin' crunk in the club she's workin working.
I like to see them, females,twerking, taking their clothes
off, bucked and naked.
Three, six, nine down, she fine, hoping she can sock it to me
one more time.

(01:44:03):
Bring your ass right over here,ho, and let me see you get low.
Thank you.

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