Season 4 Premiere: Sock Cutters, Batteries and Buttholes Oh My!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
I.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh, we are back in studio, tootin scooped.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Hello, I want to have your mic in front of you.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
L crappy tan is back behind the mic with his second
lieutenant Taylor Lee, who, theSlutty is, born again virgin
leap year virgin.
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
I haven't had sex and sleep here.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
And we have.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
My best ever.

Speaker 9 (01:25):
That's John is in my life is.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Why'd you give it away oh?

Speaker 4 (01:31):
He was just tibby.
Oh my bad.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, you just.
You dock steam.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
I do that a lot.
You just dock steam.
I ruin people's lives.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Well, welcome back everybody.
We have our, our new cameraJust looking fucking tight.
We're actually watchingourselves in the studio tootin
scoop TV Ever recording.
I don't know if I like that.
I don't like looking at myselflike that.
I'm gonna move it back overhere.

Speaker 7 (02:00):
Hey Jordan.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Thanks for the beat.
She wants us to rap.
You're gonna get kicked out ofhere again.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
You're the singer, I'll do the beat.

Speaker 8 (02:09):
I can't sing right now.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
That's right, we're back.
I, I'm gonna have to kick herout.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh, be nice about it, she's too loud.
See now.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Okay well.
Jordan vanished go all dogs go.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yes, they do.
Yes, I can smell that.
Are you worried?

Speaker 2 (03:17):
That's a no.
That's just how my butt looksweird.
I love you but, weird but sorry, sorry about my weird, but
y'all hey.
That's a podcast.
First they really got to see mybutt bent over like that.
Oh we also have the former mostOkay as co-host ever where.

(03:38):
Casey, sue off camera righthere.
That's what I'm gonna be ondead in the eyeballs when?

Speaker 10 (03:49):
You can't see your eyeballs.

Speaker 12 (03:51):
Camera better than me.
I should be there, no specialguest special.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
Special John's.
You got the sweet new podcastshirt.
Jonathan.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Tib.

Speaker 12 (04:02):
Wonderful, I love it feels great.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
You pull that up closer, that Mike.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Yeah, I can't hear you.

Speaker 12 (04:08):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
You can move the mic, oh Look.
Yeah move it to your face toyour face.

Speaker 12 (04:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Motorboating.
So how's everyone's new year?
We've gone through since thenew year, last year we have.
You know, we had Christmas, wehad new years.
Everybody get a good gifts forChristmas, hell yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Fuck yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah, what'd you get?

Speaker 3 (04:53):
I got it, I got an eye massager.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
I got Ewoks.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
That's right, he walks, I did he did?

Speaker 3 (04:59):
I got gift cards which love, love electric
blanket, mmm-hmm did you know tome that you're allowed to talk
on the podcast?

Speaker 12 (05:11):
I was just listening .
He's a good listener.
I got all the kids the samethings that you got.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
I don't get anything.
I'm a sawsher Electric blanket.

Speaker 14 (05:23):
Yeah, yeah, mm-hmm yeah you walk exactly all those
things.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Well, well, I'm probably not, that's Dinosaurs
and that's right.

Speaker 12 (05:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Now, not just Ewoks.
They're the Original 1985 plushEwoks.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
She got a collector's wicket, wicket and Princess
Nisa.

Speaker 12 (05:49):
Yeah, I dressed up as wicket in the full-on costume
when I was about eight yearsold.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Oh, I really want a wicket costume, like cuz he has
this Jedi costume.
I really want a wicket costume.
But if you look up Women'swicket costume or a woman's Ewok
costume, you just get a furry.
Oh, a teddy bear.
No, like you get, like is.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
She wants to be a furry.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
I don't want to be a furry.

Speaker 12 (06:16):
You just said I want to dress up like wickie fuzzy,
assless chaps.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yes, basically they're really it's a sexy Walk,
everything sexy now at theHalloween store.
Oh.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Sexy Sasquatch yeah, they got like a gay black.
Sexy Trump costumes.
Yeah, everything's sexy.

Speaker 12 (06:40):
Just a comb over wig .
It's a merkin.
It's a comb over merkin, merkinyeah.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Comover merkin just bring the bush back.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Bush baby.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Some people are into that.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
I know well.
Okay, how about New Year's sheparty?
I guess you did, yeah, why?

Speaker 5 (07:03):
Why I don't have kids .

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Oh, what'd you do party?

Speaker 4 (07:11):
I went to a party.
I'm gonna go oh.

Speaker 9 (07:14):
Oh, we play zoomie, zoomie and play that holy shit a
decade.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
She's leaving details out.
I think she went to a swing orparty was a pineapple party.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
No party.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Do they have a upside down pineapple?

Speaker 12 (07:25):
on her door Weird Lennox party.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
It's just a man to nerds party.
We just drank and did drugs andhung out.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
I mean like legal drugs.
Did you put keys in the ball?
Legal drugs?

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, oh, she did.
They're probably broke outtwister.
Naked twist after zoomie,zoomie.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
I mean, when else do you play twist on after zoomie,
zoomie?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
I think you play twist naked twister after
Everyone has showered or bathedor taken acid.
I Mean you imagine the smellsyou're gonna get if no one's
clean but does see.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Oh, it's not the the goal of naked twister.
Well, it's to smell but thissmell your sweaty vagina?
I'm not smelling anyone'ssweaty vagina.

Speaker 9 (08:20):
Sweaty on twister.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
I've hoped you showered before the party, if
you like.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Then you're like the gym and then go play twister,
come on.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
I'm gonna use a party to her.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
You boopin the, the boo boo's.
Oh my lord, no me Lord.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
No way.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Hey.
I have a one-hit limit.
Okay, oh, no more.
Two hits for me.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
You mean shots.
Shots are those Tevis.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yes, yes, I can only have one piece of broccoli not
to not to.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Well, okay, what about Valentine's Day?
Vd.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
VD day.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
VD day you get it.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Did you get it.
What VD yeah.
We didn't we didn't get VD onValentine's Day.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
I'm like, oh wait we didn't talk about our new years.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Oh yeah which.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
I'll do fucking lame.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Oh, did we do probably nothing, you probably
did we do a, we did like a.
Oh, we did like a little Party.
We did our own little summerparty.

Speaker 12 (09:47):
No, I did.

Speaker 14 (09:52):
I mean, I guess I'm cute.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
No, we, we take our nice air mattress.

Speaker 12 (09:59):
We put it in the living room up.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
We put it in the living room, yeah, and we watch
movies and do whatever.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
It's fun you make caramel popcorn.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Is that a move?

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
Hmm, yeah we're into some weird shit.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Hmm you know, that's not true moonbound.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Sex moon bounce.
Well, air mattress, moon bounce, I think it doesn't smell like
feet, though.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Oh yeah, you never want to do it in a kid's bounce.
What?
That's how you got pink eye.
Yeah, I don't want that.
We don't really do much on newyears because I don't care about
new years I usually don't.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
But yeah, I didn't have kids, so Wow we didn't have
and mom was like call your dadand he'll come pick you up from
your party.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Not called my father Um, I'm a big girl Figured out
that's what it was for yeahthat's what.
I you won't call Uber.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
I was like, or I'll just stay at the party.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Why would we call our dad?

Speaker 3 (11:22):
I know I'm 40.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
I think he's staying in a state of.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you ate a gummy.
So there's?
No, he's not moving.
No, he's glued to the chair.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
He's drooling on himself, and that's not just
because of his age, yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
So for New Year's Eve to be nothing, nothing, no, we
never do even smoke a brisket ornothing.

Speaker 12 (11:49):
No.

Speaker 5 (11:51):
No, not all American dream, not that I recall no,
nothing fun.

Speaker 12 (11:56):
Wow, all of our plans were for our Red River
vacation.

Speaker 14 (12:04):
Must be nice to turn out pretty terrible to be good.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Yeah, didn't you guys say last?

Speaker 14 (12:12):
time or hurt.
No.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
No, I got hurt last, yeah, he got hurt.

Speaker 12 (12:16):
The time buddy has something every time.
The time for is when I got hurt.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
Yeah, diarrhea.

Speaker 12 (12:22):
Yes oh.
I did you Bola.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
I had, it was coming out of all in all.

Speaker 12 (12:30):
Mainly yeah, it was a stomach bug.
It was horrible and Altitudesickness.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah like all the same time for sure and altitude
sickness is weird because youcould have been in the mountains
20 times before Never had anissue and then again, and then
this one trip.
It's like yeah, got you thistime got me?

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Yeah, it sure did got you right in the butt, hey.

Speaker 12 (12:57):
May just drive us home middle of the night.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
You didn't say the whole trip.

Speaker 12 (13:02):
No.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
Oh my god, did you guys?
You had to shit.

Speaker 12 (13:05):
I had to puke, couldn't stop puking yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:06):
Oh my god, you could just went to the doctor.

Speaker 12 (13:09):
There isn't one.
There is it one?
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (13:11):
it read river and they're in like Angel fire.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Well, there is, but it's like yeah.

Speaker 12 (13:17):
Like it wasn't what.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
I'm gonna just get some pep dough.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
They may see one of those because I I like hobbled
up to them when I fell off themountain last year and Lady was
like, oh, you gotta go to cast.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
You better go to the hospital.

Speaker 7 (13:36):
Well.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
I thought maybe you could at least give me a slinger
.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
No, just go ahead, get a bit go.

Speaker 7 (13:44):
Go to town.
Little bats Tell us has thex-ray machine.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
What sure.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
Street, my one real.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Oh my god, it's not real.
Can you turn my head down?

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Which one are three, I don't know, maybe.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Oh, now I don't have anything, let's try it.
There we go, that's good, thankyou.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yeah, all right On today's kick ruby in the face
and yeah, so, and on face,Valentine's Day, we don't do a
whole lot either, cuz it weexchanged carts.
We do that, and Kissing cardsschool.
Well, we'll go out to dinnerMaybe a couple of days after

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everything so busy becausepeople buy into the Over
commercialized holidays.

Speaker 12 (14:33):
Sam, yeah, we don't do it.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
We went to a brewery the day before what which
brewery Prairie?

Speaker 2 (14:40):
wait you on Valentine's Day.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
She had a mouse in her pocket let you bring your
dogs.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
They didn't bring dogs, kids, boys, girls.
Boys, boys fuck boys fuck boys,lady boys, whatever boys you
want.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, whatever they, they thems his hers Zimzers.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
It was a Trivia night .
It was gallantines.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
Oh, that's, I think we got third.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Third nice, keep shitting.
Very nice, very nice, we'lljust gonna go crappy tan.
So it's gonna make a tick-tockBachelor dating game with you.
Kind of weird, if you have a,are you doing that?

Speaker 5 (15:31):
I am doing that, trying to find me a lover.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
We're doing it here tonight.
It's one of the new segments westarted.
Yeah one of the new segments westarted last year.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
I mean I'm still in the market.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Oh damn.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
Oh, you know that, yeah, yeah, he doesn't believe
in labels.

Speaker 2 (15:51):
So oh, is that a point of contention?

Speaker 3 (15:58):
That changes my feelings.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
You know what you need to do.
That's what you need to sayyeah, no child, baby.
I mean, if he's okay with it,maybe it's not tick-tock

(16:21):
bachelor anymore, maybe it's thetick-tock three way.
So you get your.
You get one of your fantasiesfulfilled of having two guys at
the same time.
So, you can either pick two ofthe tick-tock bachelors or Any

(16:41):
current fuck boy it really.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
It really is hotter when it's two chicks.
I mean I gotta agree with theguy.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
What.
I don't know how to navigate myown, much less another one.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
There's like.
What I don't.
I don't like my own sack.
I couldn't deal with a Another,with an alien sack.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
I don't want you to put a sack in your mouth.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
No, I don't want it in my room.

Speaker 15 (17:20):
In my house.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
So one sack only house.
Yeah, I just don't know aboutthat's weird.

Speaker 12 (17:25):
Well.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
I messed up.
No no no, I don't need what.
What it to guys?
What do you want?
To be like a pig on a spit.
I got you from both ends.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Why are you gonna call me a pig?
On a spit, it's not a spikeither, that that's like for bad
word, I mean my bad guys.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
I feel.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
I feel like I'm being ashamed.
That's on me.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Okay, that's on me.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Why couldn't you just been meat on a spit instead of
a pig?

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Spit.
Why so?
She wants a thing in the mouthand a thing in the oh you see
the spit what yeah, in the buttface.

Speaker 12 (18:49):
Yeah, it's either a spit or a yeah, no, no, they
call that finger cuffs Like theChinese finger try your cuffing
finger cuffing, I mean.
I mean, it's true, it was in amovie who's your cuff what?
It was in college we.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Everything have a.
Ladies, come on.
Oh, I feel like a Chinesefinger trap is what they should
actually call docking.
Maybe they do your trip.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
Oh, do you know what docking us to weiner stutching.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
No, the foreskin goes .
And yeah, the foreskin goesover.
That way it feels good dockedinside.

Speaker 12 (19:43):
What another one?

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
Second one dick come from well, say this guy's uncut
right, this guy.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Well, this guy's uncut right here.
This guy's uncut yeah thisguy's cut, hack me in and like
this and then yeah, like a doglike a doom worm.

Speaker 7 (20:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (20:02):
Oh okay.
Yeah, oh, in the turtle.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
So the extra baloney on this guy.
Yeah, yeah they think they,what do they call that?
Pepperage farms?

Speaker 5 (20:23):
That's the meat and cheese there.
You never done that.

Speaker 9 (20:28):
The ham and cheese are you gonna Google it?

Speaker 13 (20:31):
No.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
No, no, you can find all these things out where you
find out about a Indiana you saybanger Indiana corn pipe.

Speaker 12 (20:44):
Are you gonna Google it?
I said no, I'm gonna bang it.
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Oh yeah, I said you what you call me, I know.
I said you're a banger, be abanger, he didn't hard-heart.

Speaker 12 (20:59):
I'm gonna bring it.

Speaker 7 (21:05):
Let's cheer, get a hostile cheer off.
Hey, I want to.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
I want to.
I Want y'all to see somethingreal quick, cartwheel of fun,
and Okay, let me know who'sthrowin know, Y'all got your
pair.

Speaker 14 (21:22):
Oh, did y'all get your pair Trump?

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Yeah, did you get your pair official sneaker?

Speaker 12 (21:27):
No, that's not real, is it?

Speaker 2 (21:29):
No, it's real.

Speaker 12 (21:30):
It's real $400.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 12 (21:33):
They're sold out, thank God, yeah, they have these
shoes are on eBay for like$30,000.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Here's the old potus?

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Oh, I've never seen this interesting.
Oh no, there you go, victoryyou get some cologne and perfume
.
So we can smell like them.

Speaker 12 (21:52):
What does that smell ?
Like this smells like Trump'sfingers.
Smell so wrong.
I don't like it shoebox full ofLet by my car trimmings.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Like you cut the lips off.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Does it smell like grabbed a pussy?

Speaker 3 (22:14):
chicken lips, yeah, chicken lips wait, what is?
Okay, what is it?
Oh, probably like champagne.

Speaker 12 (22:22):
Oh, it doesn't get a little photo, only Trump yeah,
a little froze a it smells likerose in the carpet.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Rose and shame.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Look at that.
I know some people that'sgetting this in their stocking.
Yeah, no, they're all liberaltoo.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Did he photo his face isn't fat.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
That's a younger version join what is this on the
?

Speaker 3 (22:52):
bottom.
Join Trump sneaker community.
Be part of history.
Do your best Trump impression.

Speaker 12 (23:00):
I can't be grabbing pussy.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Is huge huge, huge he's gay, your wife's a dog.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
I.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Baby, you getting those and wearing them with your
cutoff Jorts.
No, no for 4th July.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Expensive, but I also want to know if you guys.
Trumpy bear got your Trumpybear yet.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
I don't know any of this.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
You've never seen.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Trumpy bear.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
No, how do you find these?
Why do you Google?

Speaker 2 (23:48):
I just hear it.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
There's a video.
There's a Trumpy bear video.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
I don't want to play it, cuz I don't want to get
spammed, oh I don't want to playit.
No, we won't play that, justyeah, just enjoy looking at it.
Oh.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
That'll be like a.
Republican.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
No, my first thought when I heard that there was a
Trumpy bear.
What if Goldie locks walked inon this family of bears?

Speaker 5 (24:13):
Will she eat their porridge?

Speaker 2 (24:15):
No, they need hers.
Oh, they probably all theselittle bears grabbing Goldie
locks by the Dave golden.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
Golden porridge today .

Speaker 2 (24:29):
She'd have to watch Trump and somebody.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Did a few weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
China.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Your game.
I can't do it.
I'm not good at impression.
You're gay, okay, I said it,you're gay I.
Can't do.
I had to do this audition a fewweeks ago For just one little
line.
I was playing like a goon forthis mob boss and I had to say
this line with a thick Brooklynaccent, like Tony, like that.

(25:15):
I had to say Does it have to bea Chinese joint?
I have to be a Chinese joint.

(25:43):
It took me 25 takes 25 to evenget one that was Brooklyn.
Okay, I gotta submit something.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
What's a Brooklyn, though, like very what you did?

Speaker 12 (25:55):
you look up some.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Yeah, oh yeah, I watched clips we watched so many
Brooklyn accent New York accent.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
There's still a little bit different, like
Boston is way different.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Well, unlike, a Long Island Accent is different from
a Brooklyn accent is differentfrom a Queens.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
I feel like Brooklyn is more harsh.
Yeah, there's gotta be aChinese joint.
Like I can't do it, my voicejust gets like Kermit frog.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
So I can't do accents .

Speaker 2 (26:32):
I can't do impressions anymore, oh wow.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Lost it.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
I lost it, lost it all lost.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
I'll tell you that was the funniest audition I ever
got to.
Funny.

Speaker 13 (26:43):
I was laughing my ass off the wall oh man, I look
fat.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Stop judging.
You can see yourself, jesus.
Yeah, I'm monitoring over here.
Great, yeah, no, everyone youguys look.
Great, I'm makes fattyMcFatters.
Stop it I.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
Just fluctuate.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Well, what else is going on stretchy pants?
I don't know what else can weupdate our wonderful fans on
what?
Oh, I have the little podcastintro video now.
Very cool, that was done by AI.
My video the video that played,didn't you see it?
I was watching.

Speaker 12 (27:27):
Did you play the song that came up with the?

Speaker 2 (27:31):
idea.
I uploaded the AI To thewebsite and kind of told it what
I wanted and now we're gonnaplay it again.
So for Taylor, this is oh, youknow what, everyone that just

(28:08):
heard that.
It's gonna be very echoey inyour ears and I apologize.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Yeah, sorry, so my bad.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Sorry, blame it on her.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
So we went to what'd you say any better?
We went to a Toby Keith RIPlike a Toby Keith I don't know,
like Charity night or whatever,last weekend.
Yeah you know, we heard not asingle Toby Keith song.

(28:41):
What?

Speaker 4 (28:42):
the whole time we were there charity at a Toby.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Keith event.
It was very weird.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Well they play Barth, no anything.
I know what they did, what theywere like.
I don't think very many peopleare gonna show up for this band
that we hired, so let's justcall it a Toby Keith Memorial
Party oh.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
And they, they had so much business.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Because then, as we're walking in at about what,
7, 30, 8 o'clock?

Speaker 4 (29:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
This guy is walking out of the parking lot and he
goes oh, there's a band.

Speaker 13 (29:17):
Get ready to go on.
Man, I'm looking raw.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Are we at the right spot, Anyway.
Wow, so this band startsplaying.

Speaker 12 (29:26):
He's our number one groupie.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
He must have been like man, they're only one
because they were not good.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
They played Too hard to handle by the black crows,
yeah, and they had to do thesolo like three times, like I
don't.
They got like Messed up wherethey were in the song and it
wasn't a good solo.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
No no.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
I think I could accidentally pick those notes
and they were messing up thelyrics anyway, like yeah, so we
left, we're also hungry.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
I want some wings Do you get a swirl.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Do you get their wings there?

Speaker 12 (30:09):
Yeah, Chips and souls.
I know you're a wing guy.

Speaker 5 (30:12):
I haven't been there since girls day 2020.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Girls day 2020 COVID.
That was a great day.
Wait, was it, covid?

Speaker 5 (30:23):
That's 2020.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Well, I know, but I'm probably would have been open
though.
Outside they were outside.
Oh no, it was because then thehost got cobalt.
Oh yeah, that's right, and wewere.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
We didn't have, so we had a girls was that day
drinking before the nationwideChicken wing shortage?

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah .

Speaker 2 (30:41):
so we had a sisters day, chickens went on strike
during.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Fuck you bitch.
We had a sisters day.
We drank, did we drank a lot on?

Speaker 2 (30:50):
a drink, it you drank did yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
And we drank, did alcohol, and then we decided
we're gonna make tie-dye shirtsfor fuck the July, we're gonna
be stuck, yeah.
So then we, drunk, went toWalmart, couldn't figure out
what to get.
We were in the middle offinally getting things and then
Courtney gets phone call andsays uh, madhouse, covid, so

(31:13):
fourth of July, we and we didn'tmake the shirts.
So we wait and got more alcoholand came back over here and
talked about lingerie andFrenchine.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Oh yeah, because that makes me uncomfortable and
makes her uncomfortable.

Speaker 12 (31:25):
She's drunk, she didn't know.
Loads of ray talk.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
With your brother.
Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:30):
Yeah, I forgot Mm-hmm oh.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
She even got weirded out during Casey's wedding
shower my bridal shower.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
She's pulling out.
Want to see what your.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Brother's gonna Fondle yeah, you weren't looking
at her tits.
I have, oh.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
Oh, all girls look at other girls tits, so You're
uncomfortable with everyonelooks at tits.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
You know what I'm comfortable with?
Hmm, I'll tell you, I'muncomfortable with guys sharing
Like porn clips between eachother they do yeah porn clips.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Yeah, I don't like what kind of porn clips?
I don't do that.
I let's say like a real, I knowa couple of guys that do Corn
chip free and hoes and chippoint clips.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
I find it weird because you probably sent like a
real Hot and steamy video,right?
Well, if you're watching it,are you getting hard at the same
exact moment in the video thatyour friend did?
Yeah, yeah who that?

Speaker 12 (32:43):
weird.
Well, and then it made me thinkof you, so I I Think that's the
weirdest.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
Hey, I finished at six minutes and 31 seconds.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Yeah something in common we're orgasm brothers.
I just think that's weird.
What if it is your brother?

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Well, that's questionable by itself but I
meant that your brother's theone sending you the clip.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (33:14):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Like that at all.

Speaker 6 (33:16):
That's weird, that's weird, so should.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
I stop sending you those tick tocks.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Please have been waiting for the right time to
tell you All of them.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Point, point point Go lay down the golden shower.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
That is that is.

Speaker 9 (33:37):
And you don't want to not anymore.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
You don't want to do.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
I'm semi Get uncomfortable talking about
lingerie, and you're just nowtalking about general, just with
her bro.
Lopping around your face.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
I'm just joking, I don't really have dick slopping
around.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Lopping God, that's that's infected.

Speaker 7 (34:00):
Oh Like.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Slopping is what a limp one does, it slap.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
Oh, I think that's what it goes in the butthole on
accident Sloppin.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Just relax, relax and let it happen push to you feel
the click.
I want everybody's attention onthe TV.
You're gonna see two videos ofme.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
See one now either really want to make this
transition from porn videos.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
To see they're gonna be me now or me in like 10, 15
years.

Speaker 15 (35:01):
Okay, we're guessing .

Speaker 6 (35:10):
Yes yeah.

Speaker 12 (35:17):
What's a Damn spring .

Speaker 5 (35:21):
I'm spring sleepin, sleepin here.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
So much spittle Chinese club.
That's Brooklyn right there.
No, that's Long Island, that'syou right now 360.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
Look at us, look at it Squirrels.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Squirrels.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
We had shit.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
It's just like a fucking squirrel Orange bands.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Everything's fucked up.

Speaker 8 (36:26):
Shit, shit.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
I like him.
That's you right now.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
That is you right now .

Speaker 4 (37:11):
So, not a few years.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
That's it now.
That was you Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Pretty much.
I'll give you like five yearsbefore.
You're the first video of himShitty shitty bad, bad.

Speaker 13 (37:25):
I heard myself taking a shit.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
That might have been me earlier up in the attic.
Casey wanted me to get somebooks out of the attic Books on
books.
Why?

Speaker 3 (37:44):
do you have so many goddamn books?
Because I breed Breed.

Speaker 9 (37:50):
Breed, I don't breed but, I do breed.
She's an owl.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
She's not even reading.
She do be reading, I guess shereads in the attic it's hot out
there, you have a lounge there.
I went on a squirrel.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
Don't look in there.
Don't look in there.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Now it's time we're playing a game.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
Now we are.
Oh god, I'm gonna throw up.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
You won't, I didn't have anything else to do.
Oh, no, guests, first you can'tlook in the bag.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Oh, it's about to come out.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Do you want?

Speaker 2 (38:33):
me to reach in and grab one for you.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
No, he has to reach in you, better close your eyes.

Speaker 9 (38:40):
You can't look at it, oh fuck that.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
Do you want to do it?

Speaker 12 (38:46):
Put your hand in the sack.
I tucked it in my sack.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Don't look at it.
Get in there deep, don't lookat it.

Speaker 12 (38:56):
I can feel her hand in the bag.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Like it was on my sack.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
We're missing one.

Speaker 12 (39:02):
To the left.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
To the left, to the right?
I guess this is mine.

Speaker 5 (39:09):
You lucky dick.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
What's everybody drinking Peppermint.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Cherry limeade.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Salted caramel whiskey.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Upside down pineapple .
Oh, we have to shoot it.

Speaker 6 (39:26):
Oh, my God, oh really .

Speaker 3 (39:29):
We asked them hey, we're going to liquor store,
anybody want anything?
And Taylor said surprise us.

Speaker 12 (39:36):
Surprise motherfucker.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
Can you open this for me?

Speaker 2 (39:39):
You're such a baby girl, I don't think anybody
heard the video that we justplayed.
No, I'm not sure what you got,because I have the desktop audio
muted.
You can't open it.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
You can't open it.

Speaker 15 (39:55):
After this Peppermint or sugar.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
You should have a little finger.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Why would you shit?

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Hold me right here.

Speaker 15 (40:05):
Here we go.
I injured myself taking a shit,you're a shit.
And now I'm also starting toget cramps at night when I sleep
.
I'm going to get a hamstringcramp in the middle of the night
while you're sleeping, or calfcramps.
The fuck is going on.
I'm sleeping, I'm not running amarathon.

(40:29):
I know, I know.
I know Everyone says the samething oh, you got to drink more
water.
If I drink more water, then Ihad to get up and piss every 15
fucking minutes.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
I can't drink more water, that's you, we're going
to have a basement.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
We have a basement.
We have a basement.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
The garage is full of shit.

Speaker 13 (40:52):
I think it's full of shit?

Speaker 7 (40:54):
Look at this Fuck, it's squire, squire, the horror.

Speaker 15 (41:01):
We hide shit all over the fucking house.
Orange bins Got the Christmasshit in it.

Speaker 12 (41:07):
Red bins Got the Halloween shit in it.
Everything's fucked up.
That's me and the addict rightnow.

Speaker 15 (41:15):
Oh cause she always in a rush.

Speaker 12 (41:18):
I was putting away the other stuff into the new
stuff and then put the stuff inthat red one.
It makes sense what.

Speaker 8 (41:28):
Give it to the apostles.
Give it to the apostles.
Give it to the fun stuff.
Give it to the fun stuff.

Speaker 13 (41:35):
Hey, stop stopping.
Hey, I got an idea.

Speaker 15 (41:39):
What shit inside of a shit.
This way we save more room toadd more shit.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Go lay down, remember the castle of monkeys is a
barrel full of shit.

Speaker 15 (41:49):
Shit inside of shit, shit of shitty shit.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Bang bang Bang bang Shit of shitty shit.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
Bang, bang Okay.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Now shots hey yours isn't open.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
I'm scared.
I hate you.
Trayline Cheers.

Speaker 7 (42:15):
Oh god.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Oh god.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Speaker 12 (42:25):
I can smell her pepper I can't do this, I can't.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
Oh god.

Speaker 16 (42:32):
I might die.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Don't die.
Oh shit, she might actuallybarf, oh god.

Speaker 7 (42:39):
La, la, la, la la.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
I'm glad you're still on camera.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
My neck hurt my mouth .

Speaker 13 (42:46):
Woo.

Speaker 7 (42:48):
Oh god.

Speaker 9 (42:49):
I'm not doing this, you do it.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
It's your fault.
She did get the worst one, Igotta say.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
It burns.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
If this salted caramel didn't burn so bad, but
this salted caramel would havebeen pretty fucking good.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
The side of my tongue .

Speaker 12 (43:09):
No the.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
The sides of my tongue hurt oh god Darn it
Anything other than peppermint,patty Scissor please lay down
Scissor up.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Go yeah, tibialyte.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
Are you really going to eat the peppermint?

Speaker 12 (43:28):
Yeah, I'm going to sip on it.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
I didn't know that you don't like anything,
peppermint, no, it's like youdon't know your peppermint
patties Wintergreen.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
No.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
I mean, I like mint chocolate chip, I'll do two.
Yes, we hear your farts.

Speaker 12 (43:46):
Stop it.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
It was a pH fart that tastes like robotastic.
It was so hot.

Speaker 12 (43:53):
The other night at midnight Jess and I were talking
about what if.

Speaker 9 (43:57):
What are you?

Speaker 12 (43:57):
doing.
You know how the word fatbecame like a good thing.

Speaker 5 (44:03):
Yeah, like pH fat.

Speaker 12 (44:05):
So we started thinking of other things that we
could change, like what Likefarts, you know pH fart.

Speaker 9 (44:16):
You smell like tea.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Is that like a swimming pool?

Speaker 9 (44:20):
Yeah, plourini fart.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
You're taking your probiotics.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
That's fish.

Speaker 6 (44:28):
You don't want that fish one, though Not that fish
one.

Speaker 13 (44:31):
That's a pH tuna.
Wait.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
I saw a tuna.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
I taste Nyquil.

Speaker 14 (44:39):
Yeah, because you drink Nyquil.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
What you do.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
Although it's not going to have the same effect
because I like drinking Nyquil.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
I do too because, I really like going into a coma.
It is nice.

Speaker 12 (44:52):
I like the taste of Nyquil.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
No, I like the effect .
You're dirty Because he likespeppermint.
You're so gross.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
You're so nasty?
What if?

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Boy Toys Dick tasted like peppermint.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
I would be unfortunate, but it is not, but
it is not.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
What does it taste like.

Speaker 12 (45:11):
Fresh.
I thought you said fresh, Ithought you said fresh, like you
only suck his dick when hecomes out of the

Speaker 3 (45:19):
shower.

Speaker 13 (45:21):
Yeah, a hint of piss .

Speaker 5 (45:24):
No.
What if the?

Speaker 12 (45:26):
blowjob tasted like your favorite flavor.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
What would your flavor be?
Strawberry.

Speaker 12 (45:33):
What did you say Tideye?

Speaker 4 (45:37):
Like the fruit roll-ups.
You said flavor.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Flavor, you did taffy .

Speaker 2 (45:46):
I couldn't get it out .
Sea water.
I can't wait to pull that soundbite your favorite flavor.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Why you put taffy.
Oh no, the speech benefit iscoming back.
It's coming back.

Speaker 12 (46:01):
How's some more peppermint?

Speaker 4 (46:04):
What.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Hey, you want some cherry-wine made.

Speaker 6 (46:11):
All those special-ed classes didn't work.

Speaker 9 (46:14):
Oh, you want some soccer-como.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
What are they?
Speech is just speech.
What did she say?
She?
Said out of those special-edclasses worked for you.
What's the special-ed?

Speaker 8 (46:26):
No, sorry, in grade school I was slightly I can't
say that it's impaired.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Can I burp on this show?
Nope.

Speaker 13 (46:38):
Only farts.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (46:42):
May I have my mascara.

Speaker 7 (46:43):
No.

Speaker 9 (46:45):
I'm not wearing a mask.
May I have my mascara?
Oh, no.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
What was the?

Speaker 8 (46:53):
question again.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
I don't know your favorite flavor.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
I still almost messed up.
What is your favorite?

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Not flesh what?
Is your favorite flavor Of alltime.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
If everything could taste like this thing, what
would it be?

Speaker 7 (47:12):
Cock-a-doodle-doo.
Cock-a-doodle-doo what?

Speaker 2 (47:15):
is cock-a-flavor.

Speaker 9 (47:17):
I mean, I really like mac and cheese, that's fair.

Speaker 12 (47:21):
But you wouldn't want a cock-taste like mac and
cheese.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
But, if giving blowjobs tasted like mac and
cheese.
How often would you be givenblowjobs?

Speaker 5 (47:34):
More often.

Speaker 12 (47:35):
I mean, I really like pork roast, but I'm not
like it.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
You don't want a giant pork roast?

Speaker 12 (47:42):
No, what about it?
Normal twang Normal twang.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
That's the a-joo.
How did I say?

Speaker 3 (47:53):
No, I was just repeating because it was funny.
Did I say it right?

Speaker 12 (47:57):
A-joo.
If you don't, that's thedipping sauce I could be
anti-semitic.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
That's the beef.

Speaker 12 (48:05):
There's sauce.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
What like a French dip?
No, Not that roast beef yourfavorite flavor.
All of it.

Speaker 12 (48:18):
All of it Wait so you want.

Speaker 3 (48:21):
You want a dipping sauce.

Speaker 12 (48:23):
He said no Roast is my favorite, my favorite meal.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
I don't want licking Cunalingus.
He doesn't want to taste inroast beef.

Speaker 12 (48:33):
Okay, well, let them .

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Normal twang.
You had it equated to a flavor.
I don't know, what normal twangtastes like.

Speaker 9 (48:41):
Vagina, I don't know, key lime pie, I don't know I'm
not looking at the gene.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
I already said, I only want two dicks, no clits
Two.
I don't want another dick, ohthat.

Speaker 7 (49:01):
Well sorry.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
You finished it.
My belly's on fire right now.

Speaker 12 (49:07):
Just go lick a penny .
You want to lick a penny.
You want to lick a penny.

Speaker 5 (49:13):
I don't but that's a vagina.
Sorry guys, that's dirty though.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
I don't want that.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Is that why?

Speaker 2 (49:21):
you don't do that Give me a roll of pennies.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Maybe it's because you don't ask, maybe it's dimes.
Oh, she asks.

Speaker 12 (49:34):
Shame.

Speaker 7 (49:35):
Shame, no, your name, let's go to commercial.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Yeah, I experience eclectic difficulties.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Raw fare.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
Well, that's unfortunate, that is fun, agreed
.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
It just stopped, right now Did y'all hear that
You're uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
That was a robot.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
Just for me though.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Uncomfortable robot.
What?

Speaker 12 (50:02):
are you looking at?

Speaker 1 (50:03):
I'm just looking at myself.
You're like this is a sick toysman.
They are, can we play?

Speaker 3 (50:10):
with your toys, and there's a lot more than there
used to be.
Which is your favorite toy?
You?
Can play with my toys you wantto play Jack Joe.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
I don't think I've ever seen this.

Speaker 5 (50:21):
Molly watches this YouTube and is a grown man and
he plays the girl.

Speaker 9 (50:25):
And the little boy part.
The little boy part has a spaceimpediment and he's like no,
sister, I don't care what yousay and my little grown man is
playing this character.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
He gets paid to do that.
That's fucking wild.

Speaker 5 (50:39):
I'm always like Molly watch something else and she's
like it's funny.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
I'm like.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
I could have made money off my speech.
Impediment.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
God damn it mom and dad.

Speaker 12 (50:49):
Molly tries to talk with the speech impediment Shit.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
No, she just watches it.

Speaker 12 (50:55):
My daughter has a best friend that has a speech
impediment.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
Oh.

Speaker 12 (50:59):
I just want to talk like her.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Older or daughter, older or younger, daughter,
younger or younger, she's justthat makes sense.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
Let's just speak.
Impediments Like what I have.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
You remember?
Yeah, like ours.

Speaker 9 (51:15):
You couldn't say it's awesome.

Speaker 12 (51:17):
You couldn't, I went through like all in Well.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
Sometimes, Sometimes, not always.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
Barely Sometimes I get confused.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
That's some peppermint.

Speaker 12 (51:32):
Peppermint, that's not a speech impediment.

Speaker 15 (51:35):
That's a plantation worker no.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
It's not any kind of disability you just from saying
what it was.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
A peppermint.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
It's a peppermint messa, oh hey.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
God damn it Petzle.

Speaker 7 (51:56):
Petzle.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
It's been a good run.

Speaker 12 (51:59):
Been a good run.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Have you watched?
I knew how to speak to put abit.
Have you guys watched?
What is it called Saltburn?
No, no, but I have questions.
Bass, I kept wanting to sayLance Bass.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
No, it's not Lance.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Bass, bass Reeves.
What do you know?

Speaker 7 (52:25):
What's it called?
No, I don't have money.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
It's really good.

Speaker 13 (52:31):
You.
This is America, you dumb sonof a bitch.

Speaker 5 (52:36):
Ruby, ruby looks very confusing.

Speaker 12 (52:39):
I stopped paying for paramount over a year ago.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
So you're not going to be able to watch Yellowstone.

Speaker 12 (52:44):
I had it For free for the past year.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
Well free.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Until about two weeks ago.

Speaker 12 (52:51):
It's now just the login and sign up screen.
Son of a bitch.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
They caught up.
To me, that's always the worst,they always do.

Speaker 5 (53:01):
Have you seen.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Saltburn.
I like Halo.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
What is it?
Why are people so weird aboutit?
Weird man.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Is it?

Speaker 13 (53:10):
like.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Black Mirror.
Weird Because we couldn't getpast the first episode.
First episode Black Mirror.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Fuck me.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Fuck a pig.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
I'm out.
Bestiality, bestiality.
At one point we're both sittingon the couch, curled up.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
You're good, let's go watch professional wrestling.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
The episode ended and we both looked at each other.
I said I don't like that, Idon't like that at all.

Speaker 12 (53:45):
I put this pre-roll by my phone and keys, because I
know I'm not going to forget thepre-roll.

Speaker 6 (53:51):
Oh, my God Addicted.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Tibi lost his Well lost air quotes, lost his wallet
in Red River, new Mexico, abouta month ago and we kept saying
I bet it's in your stuff, I betit's in your stuff.
They moved furniture.
They looked all over the cabin.
He would have unbolted theseats in his truck.
He's been able to.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
He's spent hours on the phone making sure his cards
were.
You know the old work face.
You know the old work face.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Hey Tibi, where was it?
It?

Speaker 12 (54:20):
was in my bag.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Your bag when he got home.

Speaker 12 (54:24):
He found it when he got home One of those leather
kind of bags and they have apocket where you would put dirty
clothes.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Or shoes or condoms.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
I'm going to put my wallet in there.

Speaker 8 (54:37):
Do you remember when you?

Speaker 3 (54:37):
found it.
Did you remember putting itthere?
I do.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
It always happens.

Speaker 12 (54:43):
I remember.

Speaker 5 (54:45):
And you thought I'll remember this Exactly.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
I remember, we all do that right, it's not just me
I'm putting it here.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
I will definitely remember.
No, that's me.
I will remember Today.
That happened today.
We bought duct tape, right yeah?
And I said yeah, you have ducttape.

Speaker 12 (55:04):
Where is it like?

Speaker 3 (55:05):
I'm not making it up.
We really bought that.
Yes, I remember we bought ducttape.
Where is it?

Speaker 2 (55:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
No, can't find it.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Oh my god, I found another roll of duct tape, but
it wasn't a new roll, Nope.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
I know that for sure, so I have no idea where it's at
.
One day we're gonna find it andbe like, oh no shit that's all
right, I would put it there.
There it is.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
You're gonna eat it Muff burger I just want to put
my fur burger.
Oh are you throwing?

Speaker 13 (55:32):
Oh god.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
All right.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Wait, what are we getting ready to do?

Speaker 2 (55:42):
What are we getting ready to do?
Get ready to watch some funnyvideos.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Can you wait for me to go tinkle?

Speaker 2 (55:48):
God dang it yeah thank you.
Can you put her behind, put agate somewhere.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
She is ban.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Ish Is bad goal and yes, they are Martinez.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Yes yeah and they got to.
They got to see your booty.
Babe, you're trying to upstageme.
I don't like, oh, booty, Idon't like that.
Look at that booty girl, I'mswitching the camera view when
you come back across that booty.

Speaker 15 (56:19):
They got him.
But don't, good dog, let's gofull throttle.
He said full throttle.

Speaker 12 (56:23):
Let's go full throttle.
I don't usually have hair, itfeels weird, oh.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
Here.
Oh, why'd you grow it?

Speaker 12 (56:32):
Cuz winter, winter time.
He grows out as fur and winterfeel like shaving and stuff and
then they'll get hot and youwill.
My beer it did.
It got really hot and I waslike man, my beard is so hot and
it's so thick it holds waterLike a full gallon.
Wow, I can do this.

Speaker 5 (56:52):
I can say hydrated, though I wish mine could.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
I was trapped.
I'm a pretty good.
Mine's pretty thin.
You got a pretty good beard.
Yeah, you keep, you got to keepit shaved.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
I know she has.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
Shadows at the end of the work day I'm like god damn,
I gotta shave again.

Speaker 12 (57:07):
I like the boots, though I like the color.

Speaker 15 (57:11):
Thanks, man.

Speaker 12 (57:12):
I know, it's weird after this I.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Some good boots, you know boots are only good if you
do have a good color, thoughthere are some that are just all
right, I'm ugly.

Speaker 12 (57:22):
I just don't like wearing pants.
What to wear?
My boots, so like if I go towork or something?
I definitely, if it's coldenough, I wear my kid.
You can wear your, because theymake you feel tall.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
I like you can wear boots because you feel a little
fancy but a little casual.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Yeah, I'll wear boots , yeah.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
That's why I like boots.

Speaker 12 (57:41):
I mean, you're taller than me, I'm barely
barely five nine, but.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
I do like wearing my boots with my cutoff jeans
shortings.
I do like that look.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
That's a look.
Hey, stop it.
Oh my god.

Speaker 12 (57:57):
That's going in the private collection.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Yeah, I gotta, I gotta like pay for that sensor.
My editing work just got hardernow.
Thank, you.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
If I keep you busy on the computer and then I have
more time to read my Can'tspankin at all.

Speaker 5 (58:23):
I live with three girls in my house and they do
not respect privacy at all youmight be in the shower and
Ryland will come in and like hey, dad can.

Speaker 12 (58:33):
I have a swim in my life.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Do you guys just have a lot of sex?
I mean, excuse me if you can'tspank it.
I feel like yeah, yeah, yeah,okay, well, that's good.
Wow.
He says yeah, sure.

Speaker 12 (58:50):
Yeah, I mean, you're doing a lot of.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Sorry, jess.
A lot of empties.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
I mean it's not sex necessarily what do you mean
Empties, those, those?
Might do better when you talkto the horse in front of it.

Speaker 12 (59:07):
So what's the plan?
You know, the top of it isgonna kind of mute your voice,
stick your hand in the shower.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
I don't know I need an empty.
You just stuck your hand in theshower.

Speaker 5 (59:18):
Why is your headphones like that?

Speaker 2 (59:20):
He hears through his temple.

Speaker 5 (59:22):
I thought you were like oh cool there was a bone
conductor.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
So we were a bone conductor, bone conductor, bone
collector.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
No.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Have you not seen those bone conductions like
Headphones?
What?

Speaker 2 (59:37):
Turn the bass up on this one.

Speaker 13 (59:40):
Bone collector.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
I'm sorry people, that is the worst.
Asmr.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
I can't watch ASMR if it brings me out.

Speaker 7 (59:50):
I just went to do any of that.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
No, I already hear that I hate it.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Do you hear that in your head?
Just voices.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
What demons do you Girl?

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
She's got demons.
We all have demons right andsometimes they come out.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
He's gotta go.

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
But hole fucker Gotta go oh anal leakage.

Speaker 5 (01:00:18):
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Is that your real bone?
Tell your real hole.
I said was that your real butt?

Speaker 12 (01:00:29):
But, yeah is that your real hole?
It's better.
It was my fake butt.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Fuck.
You guys are doing good, isthat your?

Speaker 8 (01:00:37):
real hole.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
Hey, what's her name?
Can we name her?
Who?
Who, that lady?
What?

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
You guys are doing good, that's a lady, it's a
Chinese man.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
That's a lady.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
That's a lady.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
It's this one.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
Oh my lord, that's a dude.

Speaker 9 (01:00:53):
That's not a dude.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
It's still a dude, not a dude, that is not any lady
.

Speaker 9 (01:00:58):
I'd ever want a lady.
Here we go, son of a bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
It sounds like that one comedian.
What was his name?
A dude.

Speaker 16 (01:01:05):
Dirty bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
What was that guy, that comedian's name Louis
Anderson?

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
What kind of ladies are you?
Louis?
That's a dude, no, no, I'msaying it sounds like Louis.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Anderson, but it's not Louis Anderson.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
You don't know who the moose soup lady is.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
Yeah, on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
No on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
On sidefile.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
They have a moose soup lady, not more soup or no
soup, that's the soup Nazi,jesus Fuck.

Speaker 6 (01:01:38):
Soup Jesus.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
Whatever?

Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
Jesus.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
What do you?

Speaker 12 (01:01:44):
likey Nazi.
I saw that belt and I thoughtit was one of those swatch watch
.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Jesus on the wall.
Oh, that's something that'shappened since the park cafe.

Speaker 5 (01:01:51):
I thought there was someone behind us.
I got scared.

Speaker 12 (01:01:55):
I thought it was a wall swatch, watch what's it
clock.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
No, that's not from Flava Flay.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Flava Flay, flava Flay.
I loved that show.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
There's something special about it.
Now, Casey bought me thislittle kid's.
Aew championship belt Causewe're AEW fans, yeah, but there
is an elbow pad up there and myfavorite pro wrestler and AEW is
Orange Cassidy.
Orange Cassidy, he threw thatelbow pad to me Really.

(01:02:27):
We went in Oklahoma City.
It was like here and we wereright.
By the stage we could fill thefire from the pyro techniques.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
Like this year.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
February.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
February no, not February, january January.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
January.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
We're in an Orange Cassidy shirt and a jean jacket.
Right.

Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
Squirrel, you're like a squirrel.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
A squirrel.

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
Fingering everything over here.

Speaker 6 (01:03:06):
Keep your pants on.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
We just put the shit inside of more shit on top of
other shit, shitty shitty ganggang.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Shitty shitty bang bang, not gang bang, jesus
Christ.
Shitty shitty gang bang.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Gang bang shitty shitty gang bang.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
Shitty shitty gang bang, that's a lot of anal.
I know there's shit involved.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
You can probably find that on it's probably a movie.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
It is probably a movie Y'all ready.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
for funny videos Y'all ready for this.
I was going to open the showwith this one video and I
totally forgot, so we're goingto watch it now.
You suck Shocker.

Speaker 12 (01:03:58):
I know.

Speaker 7 (01:03:59):
I'm not good at producing.

Speaker 12 (01:04:02):
No shocker.
Oh, what's this?

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Fart it back now, y'all.
Fart it back, turn it up.

Speaker 12 (01:04:12):
One fart this time.
Two farts this time.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Everybody fart your hands.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
I'm kind of doing it.
He's so serious, oh, he'sstraining His mustache.
Why is that happening, fart tothe right.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Fart to the right, real smooth now.
Isn't it always smooth, though?

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
No, it's not always smooth, sometimes it hurts.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Sometimes it's like crunchy.

Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
It's like I'm going to post it.
I'm going to post it, dude, I'mgoing to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
He took time to write it Fart to the right.
He took time to write it,produce it.

Speaker 12 (01:04:58):
Record it.
This is so good.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
I'm going to post it.

Speaker 9 (01:05:03):
I have some stuff on my phone and it's never seen the
light of day.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
I can't imagine what things are on your phone.

Speaker 7 (01:05:09):
It's probably bad.
I can't imagine posting.

Speaker 6 (01:05:14):
Posting something.

Speaker 12 (01:05:15):
I might have spit up some peppermint on that.
There's some shit on my phonethat will not see the light of
day, but the people just postedit.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
People just posted it .
It's your home alone singingsessions.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
You don't have that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
No, I don't have that .

Speaker 13 (01:05:38):
I don't have that.

Speaker 12 (01:05:40):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
All right.

Speaker 12 (01:05:43):
Sint, those are all in here, Sint.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
It is.
We have to play this fartcompilation I have for you guys.
Farts are so fun.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
Is this what you've been saving for months and
months Possibly?

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Okay, it's all up.

Speaker 10 (01:06:06):
How's work?

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Oh my god, vaghtap.

Speaker 8 (01:06:11):
Ninja magic.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
Oh, no, ninja magic.

Speaker 12 (01:06:16):
Vaghtapter and shoo-choo Vaghtapter, that was a
dude.
Oh, it was.

Speaker 18 (01:06:24):
Sorry, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
That was a dude, that was a tux.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
I'm sorry, dude.

Speaker 9 (01:06:32):
Vaghtapter.
What's a Vaghtap anyway?

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Wait, are you saying Vaghtap?
Yes, do you?

Speaker 9 (01:06:40):
Vaghtap girls.

Speaker 12 (01:06:41):
Always.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
Well, I thought Taylor said Vaghtap, no, I don't
, but you're also a Vaghtap dude?

Speaker 12 (01:06:49):
No, I thought he was a guy who had a video of
Vaghtap and his wife.
Like Vaghtap Do you do that toyour wife, of course.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Are you real?
I'm going to now.
I'm fucking Lutely now.
You're not.
I'm going to get ready for nuttabs.

Speaker 12 (01:07:07):
Oil check I do that to him all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
Credit card.
No, I get real mad if he walksby I'll get right up in there
too.

Speaker 12 (01:07:15):
Credit card three feet off the ground.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Rejected.
I get really mad if Shane walksby and doesn't touch my butt.
I really do.
I started thinking that hedoesn't love me anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
You hate me in my butt Every time she oil checks
me.

Speaker 12 (01:07:30):
My wife knows.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Credit card swiping.

Speaker 12 (01:07:33):
Dad joke.

Speaker 9 (01:07:35):
I'm the Vaghtap people now.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
This is.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Ah, Same girl same.

Speaker 2 (01:07:48):
This is fucking Ninja Fartin right here.

Speaker 6 (01:07:50):
Ninja fartin.

Speaker 8 (01:07:58):
I'm not gonna watch.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
He dropped.

Speaker 12 (01:08:03):
Can you pause that?

Speaker 7 (01:08:05):
Dropped his cat food.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
Rewind that just a little bit.
Did they have shoes on?
I think it was socks andsandals.

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
The one who got scared.
Okay they did.

Speaker 12 (01:08:17):
I just want to make sure, oh yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:08:22):
I'm ready.
They don't tell the wild boar.

Speaker 13 (01:08:27):
Jesus.

Speaker 10 (01:08:33):
I love stairwells.

Speaker 12 (01:08:35):
It's like when you hop going through a tunnel, you
have to fart.
I'm not gonna fart.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
You have a problem.

Speaker 12 (01:08:49):
That's a kid on a minibike.

Speaker 5 (01:08:51):
You have a gastrointestinal problem.
You need to go to the doctor.

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
Oh, my god.

Speaker 12 (01:08:58):
What the fuck she was holding that you gotta go to
the doctor, I had beans atlunch, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Calm down, beans, stop, there's a.

Speaker 9 (01:09:11):
A hot diarrhea.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
I always like it when it's a long fart.
You think there's a littlerebuttal Rebuttal.

Speaker 3 (01:09:19):
Rebuttal.

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
Next video I think Hold on.

Speaker 6 (01:09:30):
That's the same one.

Speaker 5 (01:09:31):
That's the dude.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
That's a girl, it's a girl Back it up.
Why that tape Keep going Backup All the way to the beginning?
That's not a girl.
He does have a beard, so I'mgonna go with those I'll show
you childbearing hips.

Speaker 8 (01:09:56):
I'm sick.
I'm so confused Among flushesfrom here, it doesn't help.

Speaker 12 (01:10:04):
Oh, is that it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
Maybe that was the last one.
It lasted like a minute yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
You gotta love fart videos, come on.

Speaker 12 (01:10:25):
That's kind of it Now.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Part one Of the funny TikTok videos.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
Good.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Those were just farts , because this is the laugh
until we fart podcast.
We gotta have fart compilationson here.

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
I mean, come on, here we go, Uh Me.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Oh yeah, the New Year of 2024 welcomes you.
That was man, new Year's.

Speaker 6 (01:10:58):
It was like where the fuck am I what?

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
That was me, that was you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
No, that was dad coming to pick her up.
I'll go get her.

Speaker 16 (01:11:11):
Oh, no, just one more thing this is sad One thing
in this world that you need toknow what is it Grayna no one's
gonna have the guts to tell you.

Speaker 8 (01:11:24):
My ugly face.
I have been prepared for it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:30):
She's got a big beaver.
She's got a big beaver.
Learn how to give a good blowjob.
She's just perfect.
Amen sister.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
Amen, I want that to be my last words, my final words
to the planet.
Learn how to give good blowjobs.
Oh, that's me.

Speaker 13 (01:11:55):
She's got a fat ass.
No fucking chance I can handleall that.
Not even gonna say hello, justgonna go home and watch Russia
to meet some cool rancherito.
That's a shame, that was aproblem.
My second favorite kind OfDorito, of Dorito.
That was shame.

(01:12:16):
Before he met me.

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
That's me right now that is a real shame, that is a
real shame.
Cool ranch Doritos.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
We got some bottle rockets.
Granny, I love this guy.
Oh my god.

Speaker 12 (01:12:41):
Watch it again.
Can we do that to mom?
No, she'll die.
You motherfucker, youmotherfucker, you got some bass.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
I like that guy.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
I think this is where I messed up in the video Big
time.

Speaker 18 (01:13:02):
We'll get the point across as in.
That was an awesome evening,cool.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Here we go, here we go, god damn.

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
I couldn't get fucking Instagram so close.

Speaker 18 (01:13:18):
What the fuck the times you know that awesome or
big time.
We'll get the point across, asin that was an awesome evening
segment I just saw.
Well, here are some otherphrases you want to know if you
want to be sure to sound hip inthe 90s Yo A greeting, yo Curb
what's up, clutch the pearlsSaid in amazement or disbelief.

(01:13:39):
Well, you know he's married.
Clutch the pearls In the 80s.
It was just wasted.

Speaker 17 (01:13:46):
I don't know how many I had, but boy did I get
booked.
I sure felt that the nextmorning that was really the
worst thing I've ever done.
I hope you didn't drive home.

Speaker 18 (01:13:54):
No way, macgyver, as in the TV show, where the
impossible is often accomplished.
I can't believe you got offthat speeding ticket.
What a MacGyver Marvel tosecretly undermine what?

Speaker 17 (01:14:07):
I can't believe you saw your job, you really been
novel.

Speaker 18 (01:14:11):
Black and Decker or a real tough assignment.
You get the analogy right.

Speaker 17 (01:14:16):
This job is real blind.
It's just a black and decker.

Speaker 18 (01:14:20):
Some phrases may be around forever.
Well, look, I gotta run PeaceBye, tom.
One last word for words of the90s.
You gotta remember that hipslang changes rather quickly.
So if you want to use any ofthese phrases you better use
them in a hurry.
I mean, think of Park Simpson.
Cowabunga is dreadfully at adate, hardly at a style.
You don't want to appearbisonic, do you?

(01:14:41):
You've stayed up with it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
Bisonic.

Speaker 12 (01:14:46):
Sweet mullet bro.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
What's bisonic.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
You can thank this fucking podcast for giving you
some hip fucking language to use.
You're welcome 1989.

Speaker 12 (01:14:57):
What's some of the things that your tweens say that
doesn't make sense.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
Like slang, mine don't really.

Speaker 12 (01:15:05):
They don't say anything.
That makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
Mine don't.
We need to put their four kidsin one room and see what happens
Every day when I ask a how'syour day?

Speaker 5 (01:15:17):
Good.

Speaker 9 (01:15:18):
Fine.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
Do you have fun?

Speaker 9 (01:15:22):
What grade?

Speaker 4 (01:15:22):
is on.

Speaker 12 (01:15:23):
Finish your homework , yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
You hiding it from me .

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
Tibby's an old man.
He just enrolled his oldest injunior high.
That's true.
Oh my god, you're an old man.
Oh my god.

Speaker 12 (01:15:42):
Band.

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
Band.

Speaker 12 (01:15:46):
She wants to play flute, flute.

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
No, that's not a flute.
I don't like flutes.
What's that face about a?

Speaker 9 (01:15:55):
flute.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
I don't like them.
Have you seen Lizzo Play sax inmy phone?
Have you seen Lizzo play herflute?
What?

Speaker 5 (01:16:05):
She's fucking amazing .

Speaker 4 (01:16:08):
I don't like her she's your brother.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
Don't play that shit around her.
Suck my dick.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
She is your brother's guilty pleasure, lizzo.

Speaker 7 (01:16:20):
I like Lizzo.

Speaker 12 (01:16:21):
I don't know, lizzo, let's continue.

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
I like.

Speaker 14 (01:16:28):
Zach.

Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
Bryant.
I like him.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
Excuse you what?
Was all those noises she's gota, she's got a oxygen thing on.

Speaker 16 (01:16:40):
Oh no Shit bitch, you're not even a fart.
Absolutely a fart.

Speaker 8 (01:16:54):
I.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
Can't wait to use that on someone.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
One thing I love is watching videos of kids hurt
themselves.

Speaker 5 (01:17:13):
Oh, my god what is wrong with you not like serious
injuries.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
But shit like this, stupid shit.
Funny if Watching Hunter andLogan as like three and five
year olds navigate.
Mirror maze was fuckingfantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
I can dummy.
So this is Hunter and.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Logan running through .
Okay, one of these fuckingOklahoma State Fair.

Speaker 12 (01:18:14):
I Face first.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
I love him that's, that's that face hurt.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
That's second to last kid that screamed.
I feel that what are you eating?

Speaker 14 (01:18:23):
Oh, he's funny, so I hope it's actually what I gave
my husband for Valentine's Day.
It's cinnamon rolls made fromNot only these for my yeast
infection, but also my breastmilk.
I'm sorry, Really natural.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
Trash can Fucking gross, no way.
Hmm, it gets worse.

Speaker 14 (01:19:11):
And when he tried it , he noticed immediately that it
tasted a little different thanthey normally do.
When I make them cinnamon rolls, oh my god.
And he was like what do you dodifferently?
It's really good, and I saidactually my yeast infection.

Speaker 13 (01:19:24):
You know what your fire?
Okay, you didn't fall.

Speaker 14 (01:19:26):
No, I will say, is they taste like, almost like
sour, oh my god, like they're alittle more sour than like a
normal cinnamon roll would beokay, and I think that's due to
it being like he's from my body.

Speaker 6 (01:19:40):
Okay, but this is not this isn't real.

Speaker 14 (01:19:47):
You like them?
He did say they were different,but like Not in a bad way okay
okay, no apps fucking you,Except they don't party.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
That's, that's Christmas.
I'm looking for a cuteboyfriend.

Speaker 7 (01:20:33):
I could back off for and a PS5 for.
I just got my income tax, sohit me up looking for a
boyfriend.
Call her out, babe, I couldback off for.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
I just got my income tax, so hit me up looking for a
boyfriend.
Hey, go be a boyfriend, go be aboyfriend.

Speaker 5 (01:20:54):
So now I'm gonna try it.
One sock cutter, he cut socks.
Two sock cutters they suckcocks.
No, excuse me.
Two sock cutters they cut socks.
Three sock fuckers.
Oh, no, no, no no One sockcutter, he cut socks.
Two sock cutters what the hell?

(01:21:16):
Two sock cutters they sucksocks.
They suck, they suck socks.
Hmm, I want to suck sock.
Oh, it's like so.
Two sock cutters they sucksocks.
Stop sucking socks.

(01:21:37):
Two sock cutters they suckcocks.
One sock suck.
One sock fucker.
Two sock cutters, they cutsocks.
Three sock suckers they sucksocks.

Speaker 7 (01:21:59):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (01:22:01):
I did it right.

Speaker 7 (01:22:02):
What's up buddy?
What's up guys?
What's up fucker?
Stop sucking socks.

Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Okay, let's try it, should we?

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
all try to say it.
Okay, what's the whole thing?

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
I don't know One sock cutter.
One sock cutter is cut and sock.

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
That is not what she said.
Okay, there we go.

Speaker 12 (01:22:32):
The white glass.
Yeah, one sock cutter.
He cut socks two sock cutter.

Speaker 5 (01:22:37):
They cut socks three cocks.

Speaker 7 (01:22:44):
Three socks cutters they cut socks.

Speaker 2 (01:22:47):
Yeah, say it fast, should we write?
It down Three socks, cuttersOne sock cutter.

Speaker 15 (01:22:53):
He cut socks two sock cutters.

Speaker 12 (01:23:00):
One sock cutter.
He cut socks, two socks.

Speaker 7 (01:23:02):
No in the mic Two cocks, Two cocks.

Speaker 12 (01:23:06):
Three sock cutters they suckcocks.

Speaker 8 (01:23:15):
You can't know the stutter.

Speaker 13 (01:23:20):
I nailed it they suck cocks.

Speaker 5 (01:23:23):
They love cocks.
Alright Taylor, one sock cutter, he cut two sock cutters.

Speaker 12 (01:23:28):
He won Two sock cutters.

Speaker 7 (01:23:37):
What are sock?

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
cutters.
Yep, he's a sock cutter.

Speaker 7 (01:23:45):
You can't talk in the top of it.

Speaker 9 (01:23:51):
Two sock cutters.

Speaker 12 (01:23:54):
Okay ready, try again.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
You ready and go?
Wait, can you repeat?

Speaker 5 (01:23:59):
the words.
Repeat the words please Onesock cutter he cut socks.

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
Two sock cutters.

Speaker 12 (01:24:10):
Two sock cutters I didn't say the word.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
He said sock cutters.
I think she put it in my headnow.

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
I can't get it.
Oh god, it hurts, I'm gonnathrow up.

Speaker 8 (01:24:33):
I can't find something.

Speaker 6 (01:24:35):
Smell this, smell this.
It helps, it helps.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
Just give her smelling socks.

Speaker 8 (01:24:46):
It helps Pass it on.

Speaker 13 (01:24:49):
Oh my god, this is fantastic.
It helps.

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
It helps, it helps, it helps, it helps, it helps it
helps.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
It helps in the nose out, oh god it hurts so bad.
No, that helps.

Speaker 2 (01:25:03):
Socks, suckers that's what we got.
What Sniff it?

Speaker 5 (01:25:06):
a drink.
One sock cutter.
He cut socks, two socks.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
Two socks.
He's a sock cutter.

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
One sock cutter.
He's got socks.
I need a drink.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 9 (01:25:24):
One sock, can you?

Speaker 7 (01:25:24):
catch yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
Wait what?
He's a catcher, he's a catcher.
Okay, one, one, one, one Cocksucker he.
No, you already messed up.

Speaker 9 (01:25:34):
No Getting here started.
Oh, one sock cutter, he cutsocks.
Three cut what's a cut.

Speaker 3 (01:25:43):
What's a cut.
What's a cut, what's a cut.

Speaker 2 (01:25:45):
What's a cut?

Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
I don't know it's focused on.

Speaker 5 (01:25:49):
He's the guy that was the sick to me I like it.

Speaker 12 (01:25:53):
Cock solder.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
Cock solder.
I love people.
They saw it, I'm a cock solder.
That was a sick to me.

Speaker 12 (01:26:00):
I think he used a soldering iron.
Can you do it?
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
One cock sucker.
No, he didn't even try Cocksucker.
Yeah, he's a cock sucker, he'smaking three words in.

Speaker 7 (01:26:09):
One cock sucker.
He's a cock sucker.

Speaker 3 (01:26:12):
Two socks, two socks.
Three sock cutters they cutsocks.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
That was too slow, yeah, you can't say it fast.

Speaker 3 (01:26:31):
One sock cutter, they cut socks.
Two sock cutters they cut socksOne, two, three.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
Wait, you said one.
Do they identify as a thing wegot to qualify as first?
Yes, one sock cutter.

Speaker 12 (01:26:39):
He cut socks One.

Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
Two sock cutters, one sock cutter, two socks One, two
.

Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
There's 12.
Cock Cock.

Speaker 3 (01:26:53):
Cock Two cock cutters .
One sock cutter he cut socks.
Two sock cutters they cut sock.
Three sock cutters they cutsocks.
She did it yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:27:05):
They're gonna be cutting socks.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
Okay, damien, god, what a suck cutter is, though.
That's what my brain wants tosay I would love

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
to meet a sock cutter .
I'm telling you that right nowI'm gonna suck cutter, do you
suck?

Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
cutter.
Hell yeah, dude, my girlfriendsucks cutter.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
No, that's not funny.
That's not funny.
That was a dumb joke.
This whole podcast is dumb.
Put that in the clip I will.

Speaker 5 (01:27:37):
All right, let's continue.
Put that in your clip.

Speaker 12 (01:27:41):
Put that in your clip and smoke it.
Put that in your clip and smokeit.

Speaker 11 (01:27:45):
I'm gonna make a fucking rant video out of this,
but it seems like anytime somepolitician farts, burps or
fucking has a shit, or gasprices jump 30 cents overnight,
it doesn't fucking make anysense.
Our gas prices yesterday were307 gallon.
Now our gas prices are fucking329 gallon.

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
What's happened to your teeth?

Speaker 11 (01:28:10):
Explain that.
Did somebody fart and shittheir fucking pants on the
fucking Senate or governmentsomewhere?
What the fuck?
Yeah, I'm gonna post thisbecause this pisses me off.

Speaker 6 (01:28:21):
I'm gonna post it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:22):
Bullshit.
Bullshit.
Bullshit bitches.
But like wait back up, but likewhat's his super clean hat.

Speaker 10 (01:28:31):
Hey guys, I would like to tell you how you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:33):
No, oh God.
Yeah, let's pause it on that.
It's a pee-pee break Boo.

Speaker 2 (01:28:38):
He's gonna watch you.
Pee-pee, taylor's got a T-Go,he's gonna watch you pee-pee.

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
Suck cutters, you're gonna do that.
One sock cutter, they cut socks.
No, Fuck off.
No, you said it wrong.
One sock cutter, he cut suck.

Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
He cut, suck, he cut, sucks, he cut, sucks, he cut
sucks.
He cut sucks, does it make him.

Speaker 3 (01:29:05):
Well, that person wouldn't be a cuck.

Speaker 12 (01:29:06):
then if he's getting sucked right, no, cuck sucked,
he'd be a cutter.

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Well, he's the fluffer of the cuck, I guess,
right, I don't think there's afluffer in a cuck.
You don't know.
I said think or do you knowthere's some fluff, cuckers,
what?

Speaker 13 (01:29:21):
the fuck.
I'm more experienced than you.

Speaker 7 (01:29:25):
I know about fluffing .
I was a whore Babe.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
I was.
I had my ho Ho-day.

Speaker 12 (01:29:35):
Fluff a cuck, as much as I want to.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
Your parents may listen to this, they know.

Speaker 12 (01:29:40):
I'll be fluffing all the cucks.
Fluff a cuck.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
You're fluffing a cuck A fluffer cutter.
Fluffer cutter.
Oh, fluff my cuck, fluff mycuck.

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
Fluff your cuck bud.

Speaker 12 (01:29:50):
To the pacer Huh, I have to pee.

Speaker 4 (01:29:53):
Pee it's a tinkle, all right, when she gets back.

Speaker 12 (01:29:56):
Is there toilet paper?
Because I'm gonna have to wipe.

Speaker 3 (01:29:59):
What.

Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
What are you wiping my tip?
You gotta wipe the tip.
I get it.
Yeah, I feel like sometimes Ithink smart dudes take care of
the durable.

Speaker 4 (01:30:13):
So yeah, we do.
So we don't make pants, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
Yeah, and we've said on the podcast before that here
let me change this.

Speaker 12 (01:30:20):
You can't shake it too much or it'll get on the
wall.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
Well, before you pee, guys, just spread your dick
lips.
What, yeah, you spread yourdick lips, that way you don't
get that 90 degree shot.
That shit, that shit, thatshoots over.
You spread your dick lips.

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
Is that like for your first pee of the day, or is
that every time?

Speaker 7 (01:30:44):
Good question.

Speaker 2 (01:30:45):
Good question.
I especially do it in themorning.
First thing out of the cold,but it's becoming habit, so I
kind of do it you know everytime.
You got to push the elbow up.
The elbow goes up.

Speaker 12 (01:31:01):
She's moaning on the mic oh my God, did I get it?
Oh, it's so big, it goes thisway.

Speaker 13 (01:31:09):
This way, oh stop.

Speaker 7 (01:31:14):
I'll just try to put it in my mouth.

Speaker 12 (01:31:16):
I just want it close to my mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:31:19):
This yeah, loosen that, push the mic up.

Speaker 6 (01:31:22):
There you go, just like that this is the better
angle, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
God, she can hear my voice.
What's your favorite angle?
Taylor Lee, oh my, God.
I'm just trying to feel thetime.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
Depends on the person .
That's fair Depends on what theperson the person or the length
of the member.

Speaker 3 (01:31:45):
It's also the shape of the member, it's not just the
length, sometimes like if itswings one way or the other,
like a bit like curves, you gota crooked dick.
Sometimes what's that?

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
What's that the commercial?

Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
where it shows like a bent carrot and it says is this
you?
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
People break their dicks.

Speaker 13 (01:32:07):
It can happen, yeah, so it's not really like
breaking the dick, it's morelike the tissue when it gets.

Speaker 15 (01:32:14):
You can get like a guard nose.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
I guess I'm not crazy enough, and so you get like a
weird.

Speaker 5 (01:32:23):
I haven't kinked anyone you can anyway?

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
Yeah, no, just never.

Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
I never kinked your wiener.
No, she never.

Speaker 16 (01:32:30):
Never kinked the wiener there's been times where
it's been close.

Speaker 15 (01:32:35):
Oh God.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
When you're really thrusting.

Speaker 3 (01:32:39):
Okay, okay, thrust in and bust in.

Speaker 9 (01:32:43):
Get back in here because they're talking about
thrusting and I can't, you can'tthrust, oh I can.
I mean, I don't want to hearabout that Thrust or bust.
I've been thrusting lately.
You're thrusting.

Speaker 12 (01:32:59):
Tell us about it.
You're pecking.

Speaker 7 (01:33:01):
Nah A dude.

Speaker 3 (01:33:02):
Did we both just say pecking Dude?

Speaker 4 (01:33:05):
Yeah, jinx, how old is?

Speaker 12 (01:33:06):
he Pinch Pope Yo Miko.

Speaker 2 (01:33:09):
I haven't thrusted anybody.

Speaker 3 (01:33:10):
Sure Is he single.
When was the last time youthrusted yeah, I single?

Speaker 12 (01:33:16):
Can he perform?

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
Yes, yes, all right.
When was the last time youthrusted and busted?

Speaker 5 (01:33:24):
Oh, it's been a while he's been sick.
What Sick?

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
He's a dad bod, love a dad bod.
It's hot, it is hot.
There is something about a dadbod Like truly, I love a dad bod
, it's real hard, you better.
I liked a dad bod before I hadyou.
Yeah, it's also the likediabetes, diabetes, diabetes,

(01:33:53):
it's diabetes.

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
It's pre-DV.
You can't.
He's got the pre-DV.
He's got pre-DV.
It's so hot, it's so hot.
Dude, fuckin' love it, thischick.
She's got pre-DV.

Speaker 12 (01:34:11):
She's got heart arrhythmia.
Oh man and winter bush.

Speaker 3 (01:34:16):
And white bush Winter .

Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
What's a winter bush?
It tastes like winter mint, Afull bush.
You know, winter bush Tasteslike winter green.

Speaker 3 (01:34:27):
I think I actually trim my bush more than I shave
my legs in the winter.

Speaker 9 (01:34:30):
Oh yeah, me too.

Speaker 4 (01:34:31):
Like that's a.
It's uncomfortable.

Speaker 9 (01:34:33):
I do yeah, bush is kind of comfortable when people
are down there.

Speaker 3 (01:34:38):
Yeah, it's cold.
Come back around, it doesn'tget cold.
What were you talking aboutbefore?
You talked about bush?
I don't fucking know.

Speaker 2 (01:34:44):
We have no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:34:46):
Shit Boogers, no Weaners Thrustin'.
Oh, when was the last time youthrusted and busted?
No, it's been a while.
He's been sick.

Speaker 12 (01:34:54):
A while he's been sick.
When was the last time youthrusted and busted?

Speaker 2 (01:34:58):
Oh wait, you're monogamous Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
Fuckin' hope so Today , today's Saturday, yesterday,
yesterday.

Speaker 5 (01:35:04):
Nice Yesterday yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:35:09):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:35:10):
Well.

Speaker 12 (01:35:12):
Little Friday action .

Speaker 5 (01:35:13):
Little Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
Last week Tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
Fuck, yes, lucky, I shaved my legs yesterday.
That's why.
That's why no, all right, herewe go.
On that note the scratches hisback.
It is a mind-worn spot.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
Let's go to the old kid diddler.
Uh-oh, here we go, oh my.

Speaker 4 (01:35:38):
God, oh God no.

Speaker 10 (01:35:42):
Hey guys, I would like to tell you how you can use
AI to wipe your ass Pause.
Pause.

Speaker 3 (01:35:47):
First you need to take a dump in your toilet.

Speaker 12 (01:35:50):
Then First of all, his head looks like a penis.

Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
I feel like there's a lot to unpack before we
actually watch him tell us howto master AI for anal pleasure.

Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
It's not anal pleasure.

Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
He definitely is going to be talking about
single-played anal pain.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
It's not your ass, it's wiping your ass, he's going
to be talking about single-playtoilet paper.
This is Elon Musk's fourthcousin, once removed.
That he fucked, that he istrying to tell you how to use AI
to wipe your ass.

Speaker 3 (01:36:27):
That's Elon Musk's fourth cousin, twice removed.
That is also his son.

Speaker 2 (01:36:31):
Fourth cousin.

Speaker 7 (01:36:32):
Fourth cousin.
Fourth cousin, he got it whilepepperage farming.
It's his fourth cousin.
Here we go, here we go.
They met at the pepperage farm.

Speaker 10 (01:36:44):
Hey guys, I would like to tell you how you can use
AI to wipe your ass.
First, you need to take a dumpin the toilet.

Speaker 2 (01:36:51):
In the toilet.

Speaker 10 (01:36:53):
Then you take your cell phone and put it on vibrate
, then slide it no, no In thecrack of your ass.

Speaker 12 (01:37:02):
Yeah, no, not a phone.
And then It'll be dirty.

Speaker 2 (01:37:07):
Well, we have a solution.
She's next.

Speaker 12 (01:37:10):
What First put the phone in the zip lock bag.
What is it?

Speaker 10 (01:37:13):
Then proceed to wipe it down in the paper towel,
your phone.
And throw that in the garbage.
Do this every day in the samegarbage and don't put anything
else in the garbage.
Emma, you're cleaning lady,you're fucking tongue out,

(01:37:35):
tongue out.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:37:38):
He's murdered someone .
He has killed someone.

Speaker 6 (01:37:42):
I'm sorry.
You know how.
I know he's murdered someone.

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
Two things His hair cut Number one.
Three things actually.
His teeth, number two, and hisgiggle.
He wipes his ass with a papertowel.

Speaker 2 (01:37:54):
No with a cell phone.
No with a cell phone.
But then he also says in apaper towel he wipes his phone
off after it's wiped his assWith a paper towel.
With a paper towel, he throwsthe paper towel away.

Speaker 3 (01:38:07):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
But Still serial.
My question is how does thisguy have a cleaning lady?

Speaker 3 (01:38:16):
He's clearly a programmer.

Speaker 12 (01:38:18):
Programmer.
How much money is this guymaking?
How much money is this guymaking?
Is it a?

Speaker 2 (01:38:23):
regular iPhone or an iPhone Max.
That's a Max.
That's like triple ply, yeah,that's like.

Speaker 5 (01:38:29):
Charmin.

Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
Charmin.

Speaker 10 (01:38:31):
Charmin, charmin, she takes out your garbage,
charmin's out.
It's been a pleasure.
Yeah, it's awesome.
No, thank you no, thank you no.

Speaker 7 (01:38:42):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:38:43):
No, do these no?

Speaker 10 (01:38:53):
No, she takes out your garbage.

Speaker 6 (01:38:57):
Okay, I like this.

Speaker 10 (01:39:01):
It's been a pleasure .
Hold on.
Ai is awesome, thank you, thankyou, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:39:11):
You know what's the new sound bite.
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:39:13):
Thank you, thank you.
Can you put, can you splice,can you stitch like electronic
stuff?
Thank you, that's right, thankyou, thank you, thank you, I
want that together oh yeah, oh,geraldine, geraldine's my
favorite no.

Speaker 16 (01:39:25):
Huh uh, I ain't wearing no bra Vine Pff, pff,
pff.
And you can't make me do it,that's right.
You can comment about it allyou want to, but it don't make
no difference, that's all right,we're not going to comment.

Speaker 2 (01:39:35):
We love it.

Speaker 16 (01:39:36):
I can flap free all I want.
Flap free, geraldine.
You can't.
You ain't going to catch meover on your end of Tiktok,
you're you?

Speaker 3 (01:39:42):
are.

Speaker 16 (01:39:49):
You'll get it if you find yourself over here on my
the tiktok, deep in the dungeon.
Yeah, we did.
You dug yourself your own holeto get here.
That's right I don't need toknow everything you don't.
I don't need to know who you areand what you think but you want
to if you think something badabout me, we don't the last
person you should be tellingbecause I don't care.
All right, okay, and here 2024.

(01:40:11):
I propose free the jiggly bitsall around.
What do you think about?
Thought for you, the jigglybits.
Another thing you don't likesnacking, you don't like chewing
?
I'm gonna be doing that.
I know all I want.
Yeah, you're deep in thedungeon over here.
That's not we might see somethings, you might hear some
things.

Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
Tell some things.

Speaker 16 (01:40:34):
Yep, it's what you get over here, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:40:37):
My name is Sirleene.

Speaker 16 (01:40:40):
We'll leave me a comment.

Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
I love your.

Speaker 16 (01:40:43):
I love.

Speaker 2 (01:40:44):
Geraldine.

Speaker 13 (01:40:45):
Did you tell them?

Speaker 2 (01:40:48):
Oh, you got so much yourself, but you're okay, is my
ear okay.

Speaker 3 (01:40:54):
Is that the Kaylee Is my heart okay.
Oh, okay Is my ear okay.
Is that the Kaylee Is my heartokay.
Oh my god oh my god, oh my godoh.

Speaker 7 (01:41:23):
I'd love to.

Speaker 3 (01:41:33):
Did you find that after you found me watching
Twilight?
Yep, yeah, I like that.
I love Twilight.
Oh, okay, winner.

Speaker 2 (01:41:43):
Oh, liars, liars.
That's not how you do it, no.

Speaker 3 (01:41:55):
Oh, try it out, try it out, try it out, he's too, oh
.
Oh, you're so close to a clue.

(01:42:20):
Okay, that's so comfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:42:21):
I wish it was a bald eagle.

Speaker 3 (01:42:23):
Three years Three hours.

Speaker 8 (01:42:28):
Did you say hours?

Speaker 3 (01:42:38):
I don't like it, I like it.

Speaker 15 (01:42:41):
Woop, woop, woop.
Hey, y'all remember my in-jails.
Temporary memories are forever.
Squint, punch it, motherfuckingthe mouth.
Woop, woop.

Speaker 3 (01:42:47):
Woop woop what Jails temporary.

Speaker 15 (01:42:51):
Hey y'all remember my in-jails.
Temporary memories are forever.
Squint, punch it, motherfuckingthe mouth, woop, woop, woop
woop, fuck it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:00):
It's my new mantra.
Students dressed as furriescould be collected.

Speaker 8 (01:43:05):
Hey, in the sun, I'm just a cat, as quiet as a mouse.
So let me in, open your house.
I'm just a cat, let me conquer.
No need to fight, I'm just acat.

Speaker 3 (01:43:25):
I'm just a cat.

Speaker 7 (01:43:28):
Wow, wow.

Speaker 8 (01:43:31):
All right, that is part one Water.

Speaker 7 (01:43:34):
I haven't seen water in days.

Speaker 5 (01:43:38):
In days and weeks I had a Stanley cup and it is gone
.

Speaker 7 (01:43:41):
You won the Stanley cup, that's a fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
I have not seen a Stanley cup in here.

Speaker 3 (01:43:45):
I can see it on the bookshelf out there in the whole
way.

Speaker 2 (01:43:47):
Oh fuck, there's another one there, 14 feet that
way.

Speaker 3 (01:43:54):
Go go catch it.
Oh no, why is it out there?

Speaker 2 (01:43:58):
Look at that, just swing it that way.
Now you can Just a swinging,just a swinging.
Oh, now your motor boat, andhere we have Tibby motor boat in
the mikes.

Speaker 15 (01:44:19):
I like butt cheeks.

Speaker 2 (01:44:25):
Tastes a little nutty .

Speaker 14 (01:44:28):
I think there's also a little twang back there.

Speaker 3 (01:44:30):
Did you have some tofu last night?
Tofu, hey, his wife does eattofu.
Oh my god, oh my.

Speaker 12 (01:44:37):
Our dad has always said Tastes more like tofu than
tofu.

Speaker 2 (01:44:42):
You just have to lick past the twang Just past it,
just past it.
Okay, here we go.
That's a sweet spot.

Speaker 8 (01:44:57):
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:45:03):
Fuck magic show, constantly Fucking pants are
more stern than me, mate.

Speaker 12 (01:45:07):
That guy needs some.

Speaker 2 (01:45:11):
That was dad before Taylor called her.

Speaker 3 (01:45:15):
Can you do that?

Speaker 16 (01:45:16):
again.

Speaker 3 (01:45:16):
Pick me up.
Do it again, do it again.
I just took me in and realizedwhat language he was speaking.

Speaker 2 (01:45:26):
He said my pants are more stern than I am.
You can't understand English,not that English.

Speaker 3 (01:45:33):
Get it together man.

Speaker 6 (01:45:35):
Fucking pants are more stern than me, mate.

Speaker 12 (01:45:42):
Fuck my mom.
Why are you pants talking?
Yes, please.

Speaker 2 (01:45:50):
This is why Taylor doesn't live in a two story
house.

Speaker 5 (01:45:53):
I'm scared.

Speaker 9 (01:45:57):
Oh my god, that would be me for sure.
I have three steps and I'vefallen down them.

Speaker 7 (01:46:03):
They have fallen down them Alley.
What's?

Speaker 3 (01:46:08):
happening.

Speaker 7 (01:46:10):
When you're not strong, I'll be your friend.
I'll help you get free.

Speaker 8 (01:46:19):
For it won't be long.

Speaker 3 (01:46:26):
That's tap.
That's tap she peed.
I don't know, it might havebeen a squirt.

Speaker 2 (01:46:33):
She farted, did y'all hear?

Speaker 3 (01:46:37):
No, I missed it, he bummed on my window.
These are good friends.

Speaker 2 (01:46:59):
That's Taylor and Melinda right there.

Speaker 6 (01:47:04):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (01:47:06):
Broke out which one what.
This is why Taylor doesn't call911.

Speaker 1 (01:47:16):
911?
Which one Is?

Speaker 13 (01:47:19):
that what over there there?

Speaker 3 (01:47:23):
She just kept pushing through.
That's the kid going.
He just scratched his head likea fucking mother.

Speaker 5 (01:47:31):
No, oh no.

Speaker 16 (01:47:36):
I don't like you.

Speaker 3 (01:47:39):
Has the baboon ever shit on you?
Not like that.

Speaker 2 (01:47:44):
Sliding into 2024 baby.
Let's do it.

Speaker 8 (01:47:51):
Oh.

Speaker 12 (01:47:55):
Indocrinium.

Speaker 8 (01:48:01):
Oh no, how did he lose his pants?
Help me.

Speaker 7 (01:48:08):
Help me.
No, your pants are out.

Speaker 3 (01:48:11):
How did he lose his pants Let?
Me see if I play it again thatone's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:48:17):
I don't know Somehow they were linked to his pants.
I don't know how they gotcaught up in it.

Speaker 3 (01:48:24):
Are they terrible yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:48:43):
Kobe my.

Speaker 6 (01:48:49):
Shits.

Speaker 3 (01:48:56):
That's terrible, absolutely.

Speaker 9 (01:49:02):
Shit myself was seven times.
This is real.
That's just when my stomach wasreally eating me the most and I
have to the holidays sugar, Iactually had one Poop.

Speaker 3 (01:49:38):
I do feel like this is like just a really formal
version of like ThanksgivingConversation.
Very firm.

Speaker 12 (01:50:00):
Tell me, I tell you right now.

Speaker 2 (01:50:02):
I never want to know what color your shit is.
Okay, I would love this kind ofPowerPoint noticeably smelly
poops.

Speaker 9 (01:50:11):
It's like shit.

Speaker 13 (01:50:12):
Oh, I totally log.

Speaker 3 (01:50:15):
Oh see, I mostly have pellet poops.

Speaker 12 (01:50:20):
Ghost poops are great.

Speaker 9 (01:50:24):
It's a good poop I never have.

Speaker 3 (01:50:26):
I never have those you never have a good poop.
No, oh, those are great poops.
I eat like a fucking toddler.

Speaker 5 (01:50:33):
Mmm.

Speaker 9 (01:50:38):
Top shit.

Speaker 12 (01:50:49):
Snorted.

Speaker 3 (01:50:56):
I had I.
Had the best shit at work theother day, Casey.

Speaker 2 (01:51:12):
Yeah, it was great.
It was a, it was, it wasmassive one, massive turd it's
so good, massive, and it'ssticking up out of the water
like no, but it had like it'sweird on one end.

Speaker 3 (01:51:27):
It looks weird on one end and then pinched off in the
other end, so I knew what endwas coming out.
First it looked weird, theweird one or the pinched one.

Speaker 12 (01:51:36):
The weird end came out first.

Speaker 3 (01:51:39):
Pinched in must have been the final end right.

Speaker 4 (01:51:41):
Oh my god, it felt so good and it was a ghost.

Speaker 3 (01:51:44):
I Well ghost poop guys, it was so good.

Speaker 2 (01:51:49):
Let me tell you about things that I never thought my
wife would have a conversationwith us about.

Speaker 3 (01:51:55):
Why would you?

Speaker 2 (01:51:56):
think that the best poop of the day.

Speaker 3 (01:51:58):
Why would you think I wouldn't talk about that?

Speaker 2 (01:52:00):
I just I didn't think cuz I'm prim and proper.
On this video for summer.
No, that's gonna be fun becauseyou're gonna play the part of
that girl right there.
Okay, okay, because this videohas no sound.
Oh, it got removed by the ticktock over a lord shit, so I'm

(01:52:28):
out of my vodka seltzers.

Speaker 3 (01:52:30):
Well having your seltzers.
Okay, can I have one?

Speaker 2 (01:52:36):
This is hey.
It's like we haven't skipped abeat from season three to season
four.

Speaker 3 (01:52:44):
It's the same.

Speaker 2 (01:52:44):
Okay so we get back You're gonna play the part of
this girl.

Speaker 3 (01:52:49):
Yeah, you can get whatever dialogue you want.

Speaker 2 (01:52:52):
Okay, black on black Taylor you're gonna play the
part of the photographer thatcomes in.
Okay, tibby, you're lucky, cuzyou're gonna play spider-man.
Oh, oh.

Speaker 10 (01:53:07):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (01:53:07):
ready.
Peter Parker, that's right,that's what I do.

Speaker 3 (01:53:12):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:53:13):
Schmeter, parker, you're a smoker.
All right, schmeter.
Schmarker, do you remember yourperson?

Speaker 3 (01:53:19):
black on black.

Speaker 2 (01:53:19):
Okay, you camera, camera, smoker, smoker, here we
go.

Speaker 3 (01:53:26):
Oh my god, hold my hand, hold my hand.
While this ball is real closeto my face, I'm gonna settle
down into it.
I wanna fail.
Oh my god, it didn't touch myface is amazing.

Speaker 12 (01:53:42):
Oh, praise the ball.
It's so smooth.
Oh he liked it.

Speaker 7 (01:54:05):
It's stupid.
That's my biggest segment ofthe podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:54:07):
I loved it, I loved it, that's stupid.

Speaker 2 (01:54:19):
You guys were fantastic.
Oh, oh, my god, that wasfantastic.
Thank you so much for uh.

Speaker 6 (01:54:29):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (01:54:32):
I don't like, I don't like.
Each other determined.
Little train it's his gamedrinking a person.

Speaker 3 (01:54:44):
Say it again Use your other hand we know Taylor
Swallows.

Speaker 2 (01:54:49):
now I don't know if I wanted to know that.

Speaker 12 (01:54:51):
It's like I'm chugging a person.

Speaker 3 (01:54:53):
They only spit twice, Spitting

Speaker 5 (01:54:57):
is rude, it is rude.

Speaker 9 (01:55:00):
Oh yeah, watermelon, where's that?

Speaker 5 (01:55:03):
Peach.

Speaker 3 (01:55:05):
Yeah, person.

Speaker 7 (01:55:08):
You think you only what.

Speaker 3 (01:55:10):
It's fleshy what I said.
I think I'm only spit liketwice in my life.
Oh oh, spitting is rude.
He's laughing, it is rude.
I've never spit you.

Speaker 2 (01:55:27):
It's all because of my pineapple.
Okay, okay, here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:55:44):
I can't even hear you .
That's why.

Speaker 2 (01:55:47):
Yes, you can't hear you, we can't hear you.

Speaker 12 (01:55:51):
You don't have your headphones on, so I can't hear
you at all.

Speaker 6 (01:55:57):
What is happening?

Speaker 2 (01:55:59):
Did you quit?

Speaker 12 (01:56:01):
Did you quit?
I'm not a quitter, all right.

Speaker 9 (01:56:04):
All right your muffs still are on.

Speaker 3 (01:56:06):
What are our spitters .
Put your earmuffs on so you canhear this.
I'm gonna make a shirt thatsays I'm not a quitter.
In like big words.

Speaker 4 (01:56:15):
I'm not a quitter I don't spit.

Speaker 3 (01:56:17):
Underneath in small font, it's gonna say or a
spitter.

Speaker 7 (01:56:21):
I'm not a quitter.

Speaker 8 (01:56:25):
And I'm gonna give it to you.

Speaker 4 (01:56:26):
You're perverted.

Speaker 3 (01:56:26):
You're perverted.

Speaker 9 (01:56:37):
And one smile.
Don't move and go.

Speaker 12 (01:56:42):
Oh, balls are so smooth.
My balls are smooth.
Look at my smooth spivy suit.

Speaker 1 (01:56:51):
Smells good.

Speaker 7 (01:57:04):
Oh man, that would hurt.

Speaker 3 (01:57:05):
Does he have a wet spot on his suit, becca?

Speaker 12 (01:57:12):
Oh, stop it, it's a spidey mark.

Speaker 3 (01:57:15):
What's much.
When he rolls over I feel likethere's a wet spot like he, just
a little bit oh.

Speaker 5 (01:57:23):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:57:30):
He came when that ball hit his balls.

Speaker 2 (01:57:40):
Did his dick go in one of the thumb holes?
And then like Just forced itright out.
Oh All right.
Sorry, schmader schmarcker.

Speaker 12 (01:57:56):
The spiders have eight dicks too.

Speaker 15 (01:57:59):
No song.
I wrote in one minute All rightBattle reason but holes.

Speaker 1 (01:58:07):
But sometimes you do what's this happen?
I forgot about that, shaneHarkins.

Speaker 2 (01:58:27):
I like it.
No his teeth are gonna give menightmares.

Speaker 3 (01:58:31):
I will have nightmares.
Listen to it again.
They're nightmares are Shane'sbiggest drink.
What did you just say?
Pause, don't even play it.
What was that the fuck did?

Speaker 7 (01:58:40):
you just say Nice.

Speaker 9 (01:58:44):
Spitting out your drink.

Speaker 2 (01:58:47):
That is not what you said.
Let me replay that.

Speaker 8 (01:58:52):
Battle reason but holes.

Speaker 2 (01:58:56):
What she said.
I don't know, I'm supposed toput the dink I.

Speaker 3 (01:59:02):
I see this, I see this, I see this.

Speaker 13 (01:59:05):
I drink.

Speaker 2 (01:59:06):
You got a knife.
You got a knife hey.

Speaker 13 (01:59:08):
Hey, you got a knife .
I'm not a knife, I'm not aknife, I'm a knife.

Speaker 8 (01:59:14):
Spitting out your drink, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:59:19):
Try it again, though.
What did you say?
I said those are nightmares.
Are you spitting out your drink?

Speaker 9 (01:59:22):
That was still awful.

Speaker 12 (01:59:26):
Nightmares are your strength.

Speaker 15 (01:59:30):
Song.
I wrote you one minute, oneminute.

Speaker 8 (01:59:34):
Battle reason.
But holes Are things youcouldn't lick, but sometimes you
do.
I love the song, sometimes youdo, I don't know.
Feel like I taste the same Arethings you couldn't lick, but
you're still alive.
So go ahead and lick, but I'mstill alive.

(01:59:56):
Bitterness and buttholes tastethe same.

Speaker 12 (01:59:59):
I've eaten some toenails Because it's Mind me of
a butthole.
I've eaten a butthole.
I've eaten a butthole available.
I think we found the song.

Speaker 2 (02:00:11):
I got a pee, I got a pee, I got a pee, I got a pee I
got a pee Bitter reason,buttholes.
So you're just taking awayBitter reason buttholes, you're
taking away the battery.

Speaker 12 (02:00:22):
Bitter reason buttholes.

Speaker 3 (02:00:24):
I got a pee, don't play anything else.
Oh god, what are we going to do?

Speaker 12 (02:00:28):
Oh, I took him off at one everybody.

Speaker 7 (02:00:30):
Why are you taking him off?
Bitter reason, buttholes.

Speaker 3 (02:00:38):
You didn't see him shut his lick.

Speaker 5 (02:00:41):
He lost your mind, put him on.

Speaker 7 (02:00:47):
Put him on for a second Bitter reason buttholes.

Speaker 1 (02:00:58):
I've eaten buttholes.

Speaker 4 (02:01:01):
Can we?

Speaker 1 (02:01:01):
out of here, Bitter reason buttholes.

Speaker 5 (02:01:09):
Can we out of here?

Speaker 13 (02:01:10):
I need to lick.
I still think you don't lickBitter reason buttholes.

Speaker 5 (02:01:26):
What are y'all doing?
I don't like it.

Speaker 7 (02:01:30):
Bitter reason, buttholes, come on, come on.

Speaker 2 (02:01:36):
Are some things you don't lick.
Bitter reason buttholes.
Oh sorry.

Speaker 13 (02:01:44):
This is America, you dumb son of a bitch.

Speaker 12 (02:01:46):
Alright, easy Hard fucking core Easy now easy, easy
.

Speaker 2 (02:01:57):
I'm dehydrated from crying.

Speaker 5 (02:02:01):
Drink some water.

Speaker 2 (02:02:03):
Okay.

Speaker 16 (02:02:05):
That's a peel.

Speaker 12 (02:02:06):
Dehydrated.
All this there's water.

Speaker 2 (02:02:10):
What else is there to ?

Speaker 12 (02:02:10):
be Squatter Beer.

Speaker 2 (02:02:16):
Made with water.
If it's not water, what is it,eckies?

Speaker 12 (02:02:22):
Two of them, eckies.
Two of the X's, two X's.

Speaker 5 (02:02:31):
What's your favorite beer?

Speaker 12 (02:02:32):
Two X's my favorite beer Beer.

Speaker 2 (02:02:38):
Do you really drink anymore, though?
Like beer though?

Speaker 5 (02:02:42):
You drank tonight homie.

Speaker 12 (02:02:44):
No, I did.
I didn't drink any alcohol atall At all.
Some of this white cloth yeah,that's not beer.

Speaker 5 (02:02:54):
It's lemonade.
I was asking what your favoritebeer.

Speaker 12 (02:02:59):
I don't know.
I like A porter style.

Speaker 13 (02:03:04):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (02:03:06):
I like red beer.

Speaker 2 (02:03:08):
I like I like porter a lot.
Did you try?
Did I have you try BreckenridgeBrewery?
Their they got a porter.
That's real good doesn't soundfamiliar.
No, it's one that I like.
It's about the only porter thatI like.

Speaker 5 (02:03:31):
I like a Doseki's amber.

Speaker 12 (02:03:33):
I do too.
I like Doseki's amber a lot.
It was a fateful one like yearsago.

Speaker 2 (02:03:39):
I love Doseki's, but all the local beer.

Speaker 12 (02:03:43):
We got some really good local beer.

Speaker 7 (02:03:45):
I like the amber, I mean I like Prairie, that's
local.

Speaker 12 (02:03:50):
I like 405.
I like the stock of beers a lot, of course, dude 405.

Speaker 2 (02:03:57):
We went up there last week.
They do like maybe the lastFriday of the month.
They do like a teacher'seducators night Educators get a
little cheaper beer.
They had.
You know, they have theirslushy machines right in there.
No, they have slushy machines.

Speaker 9 (02:04:18):
Oh, I did have a slushy.

Speaker 5 (02:04:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:04:20):
Beer slush.

Speaker 2 (02:04:21):
Yeah, oh, they're good.
They had one that was like acaramel latte.
Oh, beer was slushy, that hadbeer in it.
But, oh, dude, it was so good,sounds good, but it had had a
little bit of lactose in it andyour boy came home with the shit

(02:04:41):
.
Yeah, but this time they had alactose free, like a.
It was like a pineapplesomething ice cream sundae that
had a little bit of vanilla anda little bit of their pineapple
beer.
Oh dude, it was so good.

Speaker 5 (02:05:02):
And I didn't have like dessert it was dessert.

Speaker 2 (02:05:06):
That was good, but it didn't give me the farts or the
shit, because it was lactosefree.
Wow, so good.
What was that called thelactose free slushy I had at
405.
?

Speaker 3 (02:05:18):
Strawberry, banana, something or other, I thought it
was pineapple.

Speaker 2 (02:05:22):
Why?

Speaker 3 (02:05:23):
did you ask me?
Why did you ask me?

Speaker 2 (02:05:26):
Because I thought you would know, but you said
strawberry banana.

Speaker 9 (02:05:29):
Pineapple is so cute.

Speaker 2 (02:05:32):
Anyway, it was like a pineapple ice cream sundae
something.

Speaker 3 (02:05:35):
It was strawberry.
It was strawberry, for sure.

Speaker 2 (02:05:37):
There's something fucking good.
405 brewery.

Speaker 3 (02:05:41):
Are we going there Check them?

Speaker 2 (02:05:42):
out.
No, they're close 730.

Speaker 3 (02:05:46):
They do close at nine .

Speaker 12 (02:05:47):
Oh my god, all right , here we go.
They are really good.
Have some good beer.
What's next?

Speaker 2 (02:05:54):
I don't know, let's see, take it away.

Speaker 12 (02:05:58):
What in the butt Whoop?

Speaker 3 (02:06:02):
Super cool, super cool.
Yeah, it's playing.

Speaker 13 (02:06:07):
That is AB.
The whole nine is in that hole.
The only way that you can tellis if you poke it with your
pinky, if you can bump it's amale.
No, bump it's a female.

Speaker 12 (02:06:17):
Okay, Poke it real good Like your finger, that's
not

Speaker 13 (02:06:21):
all there's always that guy that's like lick the
finger.

Speaker 2 (02:06:30):
This is Taylor in 20 years.

Speaker 16 (02:06:32):
I'm not talking about the chips, I'm talking
about me.
Too hot to handle.
These are hot.

Speaker 7 (02:06:40):
I'm hotter there you go, children, All right.

Speaker 2 (02:06:45):
Nana Children's children's children's.

Speaker 3 (02:06:47):
All right, nana Jesus , she's 40.

Speaker 12 (02:06:57):
Dude really.
Oh my god, Sounds like afucking drone.
Is there a mini bike in here?

Speaker 3 (02:07:17):
Is that him or someone else?

Speaker 7 (02:07:23):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (02:07:25):
I got a rebuttal.
Always have a rebuttal.

Speaker 12 (02:07:28):
Got to end on a high note.

Speaker 13 (02:07:32):
Squirt, all right.

Speaker 12 (02:07:35):
Oh my god, oh look, it looks like you.

Speaker 3 (02:07:39):
Oh my god Suck cutter .

Speaker 7 (02:07:41):
Sucker, sucker, sucker, sucker, sucker.

Speaker 3 (02:07:54):
Sucker.

Speaker 12 (02:07:54):
All right, all this cock sucking is getting me hard,
whoa.

Speaker 3 (02:08:00):
That needs to be a sound clip.

Speaker 12 (02:08:02):
Get away from me On the board.

Speaker 3 (02:08:03):
On the board.

Speaker 12 (02:08:04):
I'm getting a semi.

Speaker 2 (02:08:07):
I'm fully torred.

Speaker 9 (02:08:11):
You're hungry.

Speaker 6 (02:08:14):
He's hungry, let's go full throttle.

Speaker 3 (02:08:17):
Full throttle Full throttle.

Speaker 2 (02:08:18):
Okay, so are we ready for TikTok?
Bachelor, bachelor's yes, wegot a good one for you, we are
running.
Got a good one.
Where's our music for it?
Don't we have music for it?

Speaker 5 (02:08:32):
Yeah, here it is.

Speaker 4 (02:08:41):
Central, yeah girl.

Speaker 1 (02:08:42):
Ready to make some choices.
Put it in my bottle, put it inmy bottle.
Just.

Speaker 5 (02:08:48):
Actually, don't Just put it in your bottle, just put
it in, put it in your bottle.

Speaker 3 (02:08:57):
You've never put it in your butt.
What You've never put it inyour butt, yeah, but not
recently.

Speaker 13 (02:09:03):
Not recently, so don't suck it after it goes in
your butt.
That's dumb Put it in yourbottle.

Speaker 8 (02:09:09):
What, what are?

Speaker 13 (02:09:12):
you talking about?
Put it in the bottle, put it inthe bottle.
Put it in the bottle, put it inthe bottle.

Speaker 5 (02:09:22):
Put it in the bottle.

Speaker 6 (02:09:26):
Just play this fucking video.

Speaker 13 (02:09:28):
It's going in the bottle Put it in the bottle,
buddy, buddy, buddy.

Speaker 3 (02:09:33):
I feel like I need to text Jess and apologize if we
try to put it in her butttonight.

Speaker 13 (02:09:40):
That's fantastic.
All right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (02:09:49):
Let's open it up.
I've never seen Taylor, souncomfortable and I've hugged
her.

Speaker 3 (02:09:53):
I don't like this.
Yes, winky man, winky man andPapa.
Is that Papa?
Winky man, winky Papa.

Speaker 6 (02:10:02):
Ah Thumbs up, they have the same thumb.

Speaker 13 (02:10:12):
Oh baby.

Speaker 3 (02:10:16):
I love him.
Did he wink no?

Speaker 2 (02:10:20):
No, that was just a little open or anything.
I love Winky man.
All right, here we go.
Baby, let's bring on thebachelors.

Speaker 8 (02:10:33):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (02:10:49):
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good.
He's a good dancer, and and oneonus.

Speaker 7 (02:10:54):
Damaged on now.

Speaker 3 (02:11:00):
No one is on it, someone didn't know.

Speaker 2 (02:11:03):
Anyway, maybe like a Jedi.

Speaker 3 (02:11:06):
What Nerd?
Oh, look at the tree.

Speaker 4 (02:11:15):
Oh you know where he can put that.

Speaker 7 (02:11:29):
Oh romantic, oh yeah, I love you more than I can
share.
I love you twice as muchtomorrow.
I love you more than I canshare.
Oh yeah, I miss every singleday when my life would be filled

(02:11:55):
with sorrow.
Okay, glad we had our captions.
I love you more than I canshare.

Speaker 2 (02:12:01):
Well, yeah, okay.

Speaker 7 (02:12:02):
Thank you, thank you, thank you, no, thank you, thank
you.

Speaker 6 (02:12:10):
Man, because nobody can make you better than I can.
I don't need to speak.
I'll move my fingers into theshape of a train dance.
Then I'll move like a fish outof water without oxygen.
I've been able to speak catssince I was young.
Catfish is as good as my mothertongue.
They call me Aquaman becausethey're all wanting me to play
with their clunge.
What Clunge, aquaman.

Speaker 3 (02:12:30):
Does he file his teeth into points?

Speaker 6 (02:12:32):
Yeah, I love you more than I can share.

Speaker 4 (02:12:40):
It's so sharp teeth why?

Speaker 6 (02:12:54):
is that hot again, I don't know.
Without oxygen I've been ableto speak cat since I was young.
Speak cat Catfish is as good asmy mother tongue.

Speaker 7 (02:13:14):
I'm so uncomfortable.

Speaker 8 (02:13:16):
Aquaman.

Speaker 3 (02:13:23):
With their what.
What do they want him to playwith?
They're clung.

Speaker 12 (02:13:28):
They're clung.

Speaker 3 (02:13:30):
Impossible.

Speaker 4 (02:13:41):
She's blonde.

Speaker 2 (02:13:48):
I don't know if that tall woman is the way it goes.

Speaker 17 (02:13:53):
I don't care, I'm like women of the two-legged
kind.
Two-legged, it's just not right.

Speaker 13 (02:14:13):
Trit, trit, cut.

Speaker 12 (02:14:18):
His name is Brian.
His name is Brian with an eye.
Of course it's Brian.

Speaker 3 (02:14:24):
Brian with an eye.

Speaker 2 (02:14:26):
We don't have music for this.
Hold on.

Speaker 3 (02:14:30):
I don't think we need it, he's magic.

Speaker 2 (02:14:34):
You don't think we need?

Speaker 3 (02:14:35):
music Maybe, maybe.

Speaker 12 (02:14:40):
We've got a cross on him.

Speaker 3 (02:14:42):
Five o'clock shadow.
He's super hot.
He's so cool His yugioh jacketand sunglasses.
Oh, he did it Sexy.
I got chopped up.
Lucky for Celeste Lyle has aboat and a microwave.
I'm getting a microwave Stay inthe back.

(02:15:03):
Stay in the back.

Speaker 8 (02:15:06):
I'm Lyle.
I work at IBM.
I work for a lovely lady.

Speaker 10 (02:15:12):
My best qualities wouldprobably be my beard.

Speaker 12 (02:15:21):
My dick.
My dick.

Speaker 10 (02:15:24):
It's short and fat.

Speaker 2 (02:15:26):
Kenny Loggins.

Speaker 10 (02:15:28):
I do love a rainy night.

Speaker 2 (02:15:30):
I'm a big boulder.

Speaker 10 (02:15:32):
I just bought a boat .
The most romantic thing I'veever done was popular co-worker
Celeste out on my boat.
I have a microwave.
I've been drinking three.
I sat and drank shibbly andlistened to Christopher Cross
and gave each other some sages.

Speaker 12 (02:15:48):
Oh, Christopher.

Speaker 3 (02:15:49):
Cross.

Speaker 12 (02:15:51):
Is that what he said ?
Is that, like Chris Cross, willmake you jump, jump.
I can't stop that.

Speaker 7 (02:15:56):
You don't know me, but I'm your brother.

Speaker 8 (02:15:58):
Oh, jump, jump, Whoa.
We're too close, ladies.
Here's why you should date me.

Speaker 10 (02:16:07):
Okay, I'm financially stable, right.

Speaker 12 (02:16:10):
Obviously, you have a boat.
I'm about to fight her, Michael.

Speaker 10 (02:16:14):
Jackson, I want to take you on a wonderful tour of
the world, and I'll be yourguide.

Speaker 2 (02:16:20):
God, Indiana Jones.

Speaker 8 (02:16:23):
I'm so hot.

Speaker 7 (02:16:25):
I'm so hot, I'm the idiot, I just named a fat fucker
.

Speaker 2 (02:16:29):
I'm in the You're getting dumped in the ocean.
I'm in the microwave.

Speaker 3 (02:16:35):
The end of the row is .

Speaker 8 (02:16:36):
It threw his hat in the right.

Speaker 2 (02:16:38):
Okay.
They still want you to pick him.

Speaker 3 (02:16:42):
Got a little peppy.

Speaker 8 (02:16:44):
I love Lincoln man, yeah, dance it out.
I'm so fierce, I just like you.

Speaker 5 (02:16:57):
Your best dance move.

Speaker 3 (02:16:58):
I bet he's a considerate lover.

Speaker 9 (02:17:00):
That's your best dance move yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:17:30):
Oh, winky man, we love you, but he didn't wink at
all.

Speaker 3 (02:17:36):
I'm really sad.

Speaker 6 (02:17:38):
As far as his being single.

Speaker 12 (02:17:42):
I'm really ready to mingle.
Somebody help me please.

Speaker 3 (02:17:48):
He's already covered in pussy Cat.

Speaker 12 (02:17:53):
Cat.

Speaker 5 (02:17:54):
He looks like he's got it together.

Speaker 6 (02:17:56):
Well, that is quite a selection of men.

Speaker 2 (02:17:59):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (02:18:00):
That's it.
It's been months and that's it.

Speaker 2 (02:18:05):
I mean come on, that was prime, prime me.
This is golden corral.
Muffet of men up there.

Speaker 7 (02:18:14):
As always, you have Winky man.

Speaker 12 (02:18:17):
Right and then you have Dancy Mullet McGee.

Speaker 3 (02:18:21):
Mustache.
And then you have Big Teeth,chuck at the end.
Yup With Rain and Impussy Cat,it's a long hair.

Speaker 7 (02:18:30):
Who else was there?
Who else was there?

Speaker 3 (02:18:34):
Who else was there?

Speaker 2 (02:18:37):
Oh.

Speaker 12 (02:18:39):
Jim and Bobby.
They were both there.

Speaker 13 (02:18:42):
Jim and.

Speaker 7 (02:18:43):
Bobby.

Speaker 13 (02:18:44):
Bobby, you know they were on there.

Speaker 3 (02:18:47):
Oh, you have the guy the.

Speaker 12 (02:18:48):
Uncle man, I'm the Uncle man.

Speaker 5 (02:18:52):
I bet it's probably pretty good I know, it's
tempting.
They call me.

Speaker 3 (02:18:57):
Uncle.

Speaker 5 (02:18:57):
Man.

Speaker 3 (02:18:58):
Well there's vampire teeth, I bet if you didn't look
at them.

Speaker 2 (02:19:03):
I mean it's a tough Turn of the lights out and
probably be all right.

Speaker 8 (02:19:07):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (02:19:09):
Let's scrub through.

Speaker 4 (02:19:10):
Like a fish out of water Scrub backwards you know,
we got Big Teeth Chuck.

Speaker 3 (02:19:18):
He looks like a cartoon character.
Yeah, he's from.

Speaker 2 (02:19:20):
Pixar.
Pussy Chuck Of course we gotMurat Winky, man Winky, let me
down this week.
I'm really sad.
I do like Lyle.

Speaker 5 (02:19:32):
Lyle has a boy, he's got a microwave, not Angry man.

Speaker 3 (02:19:38):
He's a bad boy.

Speaker 2 (02:19:39):
You get a bad boy, he's ripping off the wink too
from Winky man.

Speaker 12 (02:19:45):
I don't like that part.

Speaker 9 (02:19:46):
No, not Angry Babe.

Speaker 2 (02:19:48):
Not Angry Babe Brian with an eye.

Speaker 12 (02:19:51):
No, they call me.

Speaker 13 (02:19:53):
Uncle man.

Speaker 3 (02:19:54):
Not the Doodle Baby.
He kind of reminds me of BlahBlah.

Speaker 4 (02:19:59):
Blah.

Speaker 2 (02:20:01):
What's his name?
No, he's kind of like.
No, he's kind of like my oldfriend.

Speaker 8 (02:20:05):
Rodney.
Oh my God.

Speaker 3 (02:20:09):
You just ruined it.
Now we're all Sahara Desert.
I don't like it.

Speaker 8 (02:20:14):
Here we go, Jackie.

Speaker 3 (02:20:14):
Chan, he looks romantic.

Speaker 2 (02:20:18):
I love you forever.
That was a good one.

Speaker 3 (02:20:22):
I love you more than I could take, I would.

Speaker 5 (02:20:26):
I'm a good guy.
I think he's got a love boat.

Speaker 2 (02:20:30):
Who's this guy's name ?

Speaker 3 (02:20:32):
Say that again.
Who's this guy's name?

Speaker 2 (02:20:36):
Luke.

Speaker 16 (02:20:38):

Speaker 3 (02:20:42):
Number two.
Who's his name?

Speaker 12 (02:20:47):
Poop oh yeah, I think he got it.

Speaker 9 (02:20:52):
Dancing.

Speaker 8 (02:20:53):
Queen.

Speaker 9 (02:20:54):
I do like him this is Pat.

Speaker 12 (02:20:58):
I like this right.

Speaker 13 (02:21:00):
He's got a skull.

Speaker 4 (02:21:02):
Oh no, it's Hogan.

Speaker 2 (02:21:05):
That's right, damn.

Speaker 12 (02:21:08):
Right there.

Speaker 2 (02:21:10):
Nuts out.
I can't believe.
We can't see anything.

Speaker 3 (02:21:14):
I mean, I feel like we can.
Maybe that's a nut.

Speaker 12 (02:21:18):
That's a nut.
I see it down the dark spotbelow.
I think that's a nut, that'slike a spell it's called.

Speaker 3 (02:21:26):
That's a nut.

Speaker 2 (02:21:28):
He might have a big dick we just scrubbed through.
We just scrubbed through.

Speaker 8 (02:21:35):
They couldn't see on the video because I didn't
switch the view.

Speaker 2 (02:21:38):
That's just for us.
That's just for us, I'm sorry.
Like I said, I'm still growingand blossoming as a producer.
He's a grower, not a shale.

Speaker 5 (02:21:50):
He didn't show any of that.

Speaker 3 (02:21:52):
He's a grower not a shale.

Speaker 2 (02:21:54):
So it's just blank.
Well, it's us.
They see us reacting.

Speaker 5 (02:21:58):
Blank pages.

Speaker 3 (02:22:00):
My bad.
He's a grower, not a shale.

Speaker 7 (02:22:04):
We're ladies.

Speaker 3 (02:22:06):
Hey, it's true Secret .
No, I'm so secret.

Speaker 2 (02:22:12):
Alright.
Well, let's wrap up thispremiere.
What do you say?
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:22:20):
Hit me with it.
So, since it's the firstepisode of 2020, full Air
Perfect, what is your new year'sresolution and or goal?
Oh Tibster.

Speaker 12 (02:22:34):
For real.
I've got to lose 20 pounds.

Speaker 3 (02:22:38):
Oh OK.

Speaker 2 (02:22:40):
Is that like doctor ordered Pretty much?

Speaker 12 (02:22:45):
Got the dog baby the latest you got diabetes Are you
pre?

Speaker 3 (02:22:52):
Are you pre?

Speaker 2 (02:22:52):
DB or post DB.
I'm pretty close.

Speaker 7 (02:22:57):
I'm pretty.

Speaker 12 (02:22:58):
Scoring.
Oh no, I'm a nine out of 10.
I pretty much got the full.

Speaker 9 (02:23:07):
You better do something, Dude I was going to
fix this pancakes.

Speaker 12 (02:23:11):
After this I can't eat the.

Speaker 5 (02:23:15):
Blatons or the sugars he's got.
He's got the sugar.

Speaker 2 (02:23:19):
I got the full blown sugar.
He's got the full blown sugar,20 pounds.
Hey, 20 pounds, I do too.
I'm halfway there.
I do too.
You lost 10 already, yeah.

Speaker 12 (02:23:30):
Nice.

Speaker 18 (02:23:32):
Nice.

Speaker 12 (02:23:34):
When we're in Red River, yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:23:36):
I lost 22 pounds.
You pooped and you shit forthree days 22 pounds.

Speaker 12 (02:23:41):
Jesus Christ man 200 pounds.

Speaker 2 (02:23:44):
Were you that.

Speaker 7 (02:23:46):
Oh my.

Speaker 2 (02:23:46):
God Were you that, backed up with poo?
What?

Speaker 3 (02:23:50):
I guess no, he just shat it all out.

Speaker 12 (02:23:52):
Yeah, a lot of poo poo.
I pooped when I got home a fewtimes.

Speaker 3 (02:23:56):
He lost all the water in his body.

Speaker 12 (02:23:58):
Let me tell you, I carry about 20 pounds of water.

Speaker 2 (02:24:01):
Let me tell you, jesus Christ, damn If I could
get OG COVID again, but notalmost die OG COVID.

Speaker 12 (02:24:08):
I would do it just for the weight loss.

Speaker 3 (02:24:10):
Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 12 (02:24:12):
If I could get the.

Speaker 2 (02:24:13):
Omnicron, omnicron, I mean it fucking cung-flued me,
fucking right in the fat cells,caboose.
Yeah, I would do it again.
You can't breathe.
Okay, who's next, taylor?
You choose?

Speaker 3 (02:24:28):
Taylor.

Speaker 4 (02:24:30):
What's your New Year's resolution for 2020?

Speaker 2 (02:24:32):
20.
20.

Speaker 3 (02:24:34):
4.
4.
Whatever.

Speaker 9 (02:24:36):
I think I was going to be more honest.
Oh shit.

Speaker 5 (02:24:40):
We're fucked.
I've been doing okay and I needto step it up.

Speaker 2 (02:24:46):
Honest with who.

Speaker 5 (02:24:47):
Just everyone.

Speaker 2 (02:24:48):
Everyone.

Speaker 5 (02:24:48):
I just am a pushover and I'm going to be more honest,
just quiet.

Speaker 3 (02:24:52):
I was about to say.
Is it more like you're going?
Not that you're a big liar, butthat you're just going to speak
your mind more?
Is that more what it is?
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (02:25:00):
I'm not going to just roll with the punches anymore.
I'm going to be like fuck youbitch, Fuck.
No, I ain't monkeying around.

Speaker 12 (02:25:06):
Fuck you, caitlyn.

Speaker 8 (02:25:08):
Fuck you, caitlyn.

Speaker 2 (02:25:10):
It's mostly the mom and dad.

Speaker 5 (02:25:12):
Like shut the fuck up .
Everyone's just fuckingannoying.
Oh I know.

Speaker 3 (02:25:18):
Is this annoying?

Speaker 5 (02:25:20):
No she likes us.
Work and life.
Did I judge you today.

Speaker 3 (02:25:26):
Did you Probably, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:25:29):
Probably no.
This is a safe space.
Yes, it is.
Are you going to go or me?

Speaker 3 (02:25:36):
I'll go.

Speaker 2 (02:25:36):
Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (02:25:38):
So I don't do a resolution, but I pick a word
for the year, and my word thisyear is timeliness and I've been
okay in some aspects you have.

Speaker 2 (02:25:49):
I won't give that.
I was on time to work every daythis last week, one week.

Speaker 18 (02:25:54):
There's one week, hey you have to start somewhere.

Speaker 3 (02:25:57):
Right, that's five times in a row, but also part of
timeliness for me is not overextending my time, that's true,
not promising too many things ina timeline that I cannot
achieve.
Don't give it away.

Speaker 12 (02:26:16):
So that you're so full of success, not failure.

Speaker 3 (02:26:18):
I've been very good at that, but showing up on time
to things has been.

Speaker 12 (02:26:25):
It's yours, don't give it away.

Speaker 3 (02:26:27):
No.

Speaker 2 (02:26:29):
Give her away now, God 877 cash now.

Speaker 3 (02:26:32):
Is it me now?

Speaker 12 (02:26:34):
It's me now it's a zillion cash now.

Speaker 2 (02:26:38):
I have two One that I've talked to you about
previously.

Speaker 18 (02:26:43):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 (02:26:44):
And then one that I just discovered tonight what
Just like three seconds ago.
So the one that we've talkedabout is I want to be more
timely in submitting myauditions when I get an audition
request.

Speaker 3 (02:27:02):
And he's been good at that.

Speaker 2 (02:27:04):
I've slacked a little bit, but mostly been good.
I just want to get him out assoon as possible instead of
sitting on him.

Speaker 3 (02:27:12):
That's because of the depression.

Speaker 5 (02:27:15):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (02:27:16):
Mental health it's serious.

Speaker 3 (02:27:18):
Mental health is serious.
We take medicine for it.

Speaker 2 (02:27:22):
The one tonight that I want to do better at is not
adjusting myself on camera,because we're on camera, you
look good, babe.
No, not I mean adjusting myjunk.
Oh, like touching your dickyeah because I just adjust just
like I did now he just likestouching his dick.

(02:27:45):
And it's right here.

Speaker 4 (02:27:48):
Your brother touches his dick.

Speaker 2 (02:27:50):
You can't see it from there.
Just don't watch the video,just watch the audio, just
listen to the audio only part.

Speaker 16 (02:27:58):
Why are?

Speaker 3 (02:27:59):
you touching your weird, your brother has his dick
.

Speaker 2 (02:28:02):
Your brother has a big dick.
Guys adjust okay.

Speaker 4 (02:28:07):
We adjust it's big.

Speaker 12 (02:28:09):
It's big and juicy Scrub.

Speaker 7 (02:28:12):
Yeah, hold your breath, stop it, stop it, you
don't flip.

Speaker 3 (02:28:22):
Get me out of here.
You don't quit.

Speaker 2 (02:28:27):
Someone call an Uber.

Speaker 3 (02:28:28):
I mean you are going to Uber home.

Speaker 2 (02:28:30):
So I, in future episodes, I will refrain of
adjusting myself, because I justrealized the wide shot can pick
me up, so I apologize.

Speaker 3 (02:28:42):
What do you want me to do?
You want me to adjust it foryou.

Speaker 2 (02:28:46):
However.
However, if you like that Iadjust myself, because I'm not
going to go to ShaneHarguscomhit the contact form, fill it
out and say we love it when youadjust yourself.
Thank you, that's all.

Speaker 3 (02:29:02):
I have to say about that.

Speaker 2 (02:29:05):
Only fans, I'm really uncomfortable.

Speaker 15 (02:29:08):
I don't like this.

Speaker 1 (02:29:10):
Thank you for tuning in everybody.
We love you, chow baby.
Bye-bye, I love you guys, andtill next time.

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