The Many Voices Of Banana Boy with Brian Grace

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're ready to go finally.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Get it together.
Gonna make us laugh until wefart.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
She ain't August.
That's who we want.
She ain't August, that's who wewant.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
We're back again for the third fucking time.
Third time, just a littlecomputer restart and I think
we're back.
We're going to find out.
But hi, hi again.
You remember us, the LaughUntil you Fart podcast.
Yeah, we came to you over amonth ago.

(00:58):
It's kind of hard planningepisodes because some bitch has
a full calendar because she's asingle mom and has.
It's kind of hard planningepisodes because some bitch has
a full calendar, you know,because she's a single mom and
has responsibilities and adultlife stuff.
Yeah, it's fun.

Speaker 9 (01:14):
But we're back.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
And happy Labor Day weekend everybody.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yay, labor, I'm on call.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
El Krapatan, back behind the mics for you guys
With me, your sluttiestborn-again virgin, taylor Lee,
and riding shotgun the formermost okayest co-host ever, casey
Sue.

Speaker 9 (01:40):
The babe herself, it's me.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
And a friend of mine, a fellow actor.
He plays a brother of mine onfilm.
It's banana boy, Brian Grace.

Speaker 10 (01:57):
The bananas are ripe today.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
They do be ripe yeah they do be ripe.

Speaker 6 (02:01):
They do be ripe.
I do have a bunch of bananasfor you.

Speaker 5 (02:04):
Welcome In the kitchen, and we hope this take
three goes well.

Speaker 10 (02:10):
The third time's the charm.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
I'm allergic to bananas, so thanks for killing
me.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
I'm so sorry I love bananas, I know oh we had the
bananas.

Speaker 6 (02:21):
Where'd they go?
They're in the kitchen, yeah,where they belong.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
I wanted them right here.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
You should have said so.
I wanted them right here.
I wanted to rub my face in thenanners.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
When are we going to know the Banana Boy story?

Speaker 5 (02:34):
I need a good production assistant.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
Then maybe you should pay one.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Bananas right here.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Hey, we get paid.
Hey, when I get paid.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
When I get paid, y'all might get paid.
So when I get my ten bucks,you'll each get a dollar.
I'll take my eight bucks, okay.

Speaker 6 (02:50):
That is an unfair split.

Speaker 10 (02:51):
You give them a dollar, then you say, oh yeah,
we forgot about surcharges, andthen we get nothing.
Yeah, here's 15 cents.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Okay, I have a show opener.
Is it going to work this time.

Speaker 10 (03:05):
We're going to see.

Speaker 6 (03:05):
Maybe, this is what's killing us, right?
I'm going to say no.

Speaker 10 (03:08):
I think it's because we have a lack of bananas.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Oh, probably yes.

Speaker 12 (03:22):
Fuck, yeah, I've tried, tried, tried and I've
tried even more.
I've cried, cried, cried and Ican't recall what for.
I've pressed, I've pushed, I'veyelled and then there poked
some success, but the inevitablefact is that it never will
impress.
I've no more fucks to give.
My fucks have run a drive.

(03:42):
I've tried to go fuck shopping,but there's no fucks left to
give.
My fucks have run out of drive.
I've tried to go fuck shopping,but there's no fucks left to
buy.
No more fucks I've tried to get.
I'm over my fucks, I think it'sa men's warehouse.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
They do musical comedy shows at men's warehouse
now, or that's a Burlington coatfactory.
I strive strive, strive.

Speaker 12 (04:06):
A burlington coat factory.
I play by all the rules, but Ivery rarely won.
I've smiled, I've charmed, Iwould have laughed the last, to
no avail.
Oh no, I've run around like awar old swanick with a curly
fail.
I've no more fucks to give myfuck.
Fuse has just blown.

(04:26):
Okay, fuck, army.

Speaker 9 (04:41):
This is a sinning song.
This is a.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
Christian.
What else?
This is a sinning song.

Speaker 9 (04:47):
This is a Christian podcast.
He's a.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
Christian servant.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
I am, he said, but I am a fat.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Are you dropping the F-bomb right now?
Oh my lord, a set, a set.

Speaker 12 (05:04):
Calm down has now begun to go, and I've come to
realize that I don't give a fuckat all Same, bro.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
My fucks are blown away.

Speaker 12 (05:21):
My fucks are now so fucked up they refuse to fucking
stay.
My fucks are now so fucked off.
They refuse to fucking stay.
My fucks have gone insane.
They've come back round andpassed me while they're fucking
off again.
My fucks have all dissolved.

Speaker 9 (05:37):
I've planned many projects, but my fucks won't be
in bulk.

Speaker 12 (05:42):
My fucks have all been spent.
They've fucked off from thebuilding and I don't know where
they went.
I've no more fucks to give?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Did they just censor?

Speaker 9 (06:01):

Speaker 5 (06:04):
If shit goes down we're quitting, we're rolling
with it.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 10 (06:13):
Lovely so is that like the theme song of every
single men's warehouse?
I guess it is now.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
No one wants to get in.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
It is now it seems like that's where he's at.
I think so.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
I liked the mustache.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
Or like a DXL or something.

Speaker 10 (06:27):
I mean, the whole facial thing was just perfect.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
Yeah, Everything.

Speaker 10 (06:31):
A dapper dandy wasn't he Dapper dandy and the
curly mustache.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
Quaffed and ready to go.

Speaker 10 (06:36):
It was quite proper.

Speaker 6 (06:38):
Quaffed, quaffed.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
That sounds like queefed.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Let's find out a little more about Brian.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
And then we can let everyone know, after we talk for
a bit, where Banana Boy comesfrom oh banana Secret.

Speaker 10 (06:53):
If we can talk about it?
Can we guess it?
Can we talk about it?
Well, we're not technicallyunder NDA.
There we go.
Yes, we can.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Can we guess, brian, where'd you grow up at?

Speaker 10 (07:03):
Can we guess, brian, where'd you?
Grow up at Tulsa Mainly.
I was actually born kind oflike in between Tulsa and Broken
Arrow.
It was before Broken Arrow wasso big back in 83,.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
but you know the Stone Ages, we're old.
Yeah, I feel it.

Speaker 10 (07:21):
It's in my neck, the older you get, it kind of
travels downward, yeah.
But yeah, I was born prettymuch in Oklahoma and our family
moved because of my dad's job.
He used to be a CPA accountant.
He just recently retired sohe's living my life now yeah.
Okay, go dad.
But he had us move to Maine andthen Michigan, nice, and then

(07:41):
we came back here, cool.
So we have enough of the coldfront, came back to where it's
all completely random.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
We like unpredictability.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
The sybil of weather is in this state for sure.

Speaker 10 (07:55):
I've had seven near-death experiences.

Speaker 6 (07:58):
In Oklahoma.
About all of them, I'm ready.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
Well, maybe not all.
Let's go with the most excitingone.
How about the most recent?
The scariest one?
Let's do the scariest one andthe most recent, as long as
they're not both.

Speaker 10 (08:11):
Oh Well, the scariest was when I was about
eight.
We were in Maine and that wasactually a pretty big hill that
we had next to us.
It was very snowy.
Definitely up in the northeastyou have nothing but snow.
I don't know what us, it wasvery snowy, uh, definitely up in
the northeast you have nothingbut snow.
So I don't know what month itwas, I couldn't really tell you.
But, um, um, I was just oldenough to have my own private

(08:32):
sled and then I had my uh, twobrothers and my sister.
Uh, sister was only four at thetime and I was eight, and so,
uh, we had my eldest brother andmy sister, and then my younger,
older brother had his own bluesled and I had my own red sled.
So I was pretty excited becauseit was my first time I got my
own thing.
I was like, hey, this isawesome.
So, uh, we had this great bigincline in our house and, uh,

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the actual hill came down andthen there was the garage right
here.
So there was like a uh kind oflike a drop from the hill to the
garage about maybe 12 feet,perhaps maybe 15, and that was
the height for the garage andwhatnot.
So, as we're climbing up thething, going up and down, and
I'm getting my bearings andgetting used to things like, oh,

(09:16):
this is pretty cool.
So I'm driving, I'm going upthe hill for like the fourth or
fifth time forget what it wasbut uh, I happened to uh slip on
an ice patch and then I uh atwig, which was just there.
So I was like, ok, I'm good, Iturn around and I see that
there's nothing underneath me.
I was like I went a bit too faroff to the right.
And now here I am, looking atthe, the actual like hill down

(09:40):
to like the 12 foot drop into aneight year old.
That's pretty high.
You're hanging on to a tw andto an eight year old, that's
pretty high you're hanging ontoa twig to a 38

Speaker 6 (09:47):
year old.

Speaker 10 (09:47):
That's pretty high onto a twig and the very second
that I looked to see where I was, the twig snapped and I fell
onto my sled and it's like aperfect circle right.
So I'm flying down like reallyfast towards this like ravine.
I guess you could say yeah to akid.
It was pretty high.
But uh, um, as I'm flying downthe hill, my parents could see

(10:07):
what was happening.
They couldn't get the door openbecause it was frozen shut.
My eldest brother was probablyabout 25 feet away that way and
he couldn't get to me and he wastrying to trudge through the
snow and it went up to like hisknees so he couldn't get very
fast for years.
He blamed himself for this,which which is pretty sad.
I flew off the thing it musthave felt like I was going like
40 or something like that and Ifell flat face first onto the

(10:32):
pavement.
Thankfully I was on the sledstill, so I broke my nose and I
tried to have my arm come up andI broke my arm.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 10 (10:39):
It could have been much worse.
If I weren't on the actual sled, I probably would have died.

Speaker 6 (10:43):
That is so scary.

Speaker 10 (10:43):
So worse if I ever weren't on the actual sled, I
probably would have died.
That is so scary.
So, um, I'm just sitting there,I'm on the floor and I'm just
like screaming bloody murder,and that was like the only
reason that my parents knew thatI was still alive, because I
was screaming oh my god they hadto take me into a uh the car we
drove to the hospital.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
That was fun they were already they were already
on the call with the funeralhome.
Oh wait, we hear him screaming.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
Never mind, he made it.
Wow.

Speaker 10 (11:11):
So was that your very last uh, no sledding
experience well yes, yeah, I hadto think about that because I
think, yeah, I'm pretty surethat was my last sledding
experience.
But uh, other than that, thethe most recent one was when I
was in grade school and webasically had this swing set

(11:31):
that everybody always went on toand they always had this
competition to push the personas hard and as fast as they
could, so they can just jump off.

Speaker 13 (11:39):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 10 (11:39):
So me being the kind of scared little boy that I was
, like I was apprehensive to geton the thing.
But they're just like oh it'sfine, brian, just go ahead and
do it.
So they put me on the on theswing, and they're pushing me,
everything's OK.
And they said, ok, now, when itgets to the actual, the top of
the jump, just go ahead and justgo and jump off.
And I'm holding on to the thingbecause I'm too scared to jump,

(12:00):
so I didn.
Scared to jump, so I didn't.
So they pushed me and I wentyou know how that's supposed to
go up and everything.
I went all the way up, all theway up, all the way up, and then
my head came down and smashedright onto the, the great big,
thick metal crossbar, crossbar,yeah god busted my head clean
open.
I still have a scar back hereand that's uh.

(12:21):
The hair doesn't grow very wellback that area, but it was like
it busted wide open.
I'm just bleeding everywhere.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
I think I was 12, maybe 11 so just a couple years
after that, I would have hatedto have been a teacher on recess
duty right that day so muchright, there's probably so much
blood yeah, I was really, reallylucky that it didn't give me
like a concussion or anythingeven worse.

Speaker 10 (12:47):
That's amazing that it didn't.
Yeah, wow, I got a really hardhead School nurse is like oh, in
here again, brian, I see, yeah,she probably was pretty tired
of me.

Speaker 6 (12:58):
Everybody leave Brian off the playground.

Speaker 10 (13:01):
Put him in a bubble.

Speaker 6 (13:05):
Yeah, that was quite a few stitches I had to get
there for that did you just havestitches, no staples.

Speaker 10 (13:09):
I don't think I had staples now, oh my god so what
age were you?

Speaker 5 (13:13):
that uh acting or something like that became
intriguing to you um, I wouldprobably say pretty early on in
life.

Speaker 10 (13:22):
But, um, you know probably my confidence and
probably, like you know, mysituation, I didn't really think
it was like something that wasfeasible for me.
So, um, I always did likecharacters.
I had my several voices, I didimitations and I created voices
for my dogs and for other peopleand for characters just
characters I created out ofnowhere, just to, you know, to

(13:43):
help with like situations and,uh, even to help my sister learn
things.
I came up with like this, uh,this, uh, grammar gnome that
just helped my sister learn howto do grammar and whatnot.
So that was fun, uh, but anyway, there was a lot of different,
uh, um, outlets that I had.
I drew.
I had uh, many, severaldifferent characters.
I had a main character and hehad like several enemies and

(14:06):
whatnot, but there was like allsorts of things I drew, maybe on
a comic book, the whole bit.
So I had a lot of artisticoutlet, but I didn't really have
like a thought that I could bean actor until probably several
years after college, and it wasabout 2015 that I got involved

(14:26):
with such a voice online andthat was a uh, voiceover kind of
a school oh that's cool andthey're still going actually.
But there was like an eightmonth um uh schooling that they
had like two private coachesthat would teach you.
One was uh, one was forcharacter work and one was for
commercial.
So they taught us different,various things and we and we

(14:47):
recorded a demo by the end of it.
So they helped us to record ademo.
And then that was myintroduction to you know
anything acting yeah my first um, um, actual acting in front of
people.
I was, uh, bob cratchit for achristmas carol the musical in
tulsa, and that was my firstanything in front of people.
So I I thought I was going tobe terrified, but as soon as I

(15:07):
was on stage in front ofeveryone and I did my first
lines, I just felt the mostalive I've ever felt in my life.
Yeah, and it was the mostamazing feeling ever.
So I just knew this was what Iwas put here to do.
That's so cool, I'm just sad ittook as long as it did because
there was different programs inhigh school I could have taken,
but back then you're a kid,you're just like.
That's not cool.

(15:28):
Being an actor, you must be gay.
It's just that stupidstipulation.
When you're a kid, You're justlike oh, that's not cool at all,
You're just being an idiot.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, you can't be in drama.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
I'm actually going to do something with this mic real
quick.

Speaker 6 (15:44):
Oh God, I'm hearing feedback from it.

Speaker 7 (15:46):
Oh, you're scaring me .

Speaker 10 (15:48):
He's a kicking back.
Oh, that actually sounds betteron me.
That's nice.
It sounds better on myheadphones too.
All right, we've got to startover.
Take four, We'll be back.

Speaker 5 (15:59):
We'll be back.

Speaker 9 (15:59):
We're done, we quit, we quit.

Speaker 10 (16:03):
Yeah, this time it was my bad.

Speaker 6 (16:04):
No, my bad, that was his fault.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
I want to do voiceover stuff.
That'd be fun.
Yeah, it's extremelychallenging.

Speaker 10 (16:13):
Hello, that's a pretty.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
British lady.

Speaker 9 (16:15):
Maybe a squirrel.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
It's better than mine Squirrel Better than mine.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
Your British accent.
Yeah, I can't Too British.
Do it again.
Do it Huh.
Do a British accent.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Why you want me, See I.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
Where you want me gone.
I kind of sounded Australian.
You did.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
I can't, I can't.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
He's a koala.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio, cheerio.

Speaker 6 (16:42):
Right Roy Cheerio, cheerio.

Speaker 12 (16:44):
Cheerio.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
What's that Cheerio?
What's Right?
Right, roy Bob's your uncle.
That's so bad I can't do them.

Speaker 7 (16:55):
I would like to do voiceover.

Speaker 10 (16:56):
Have some tea and crumpets.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
Tea and crumpets.
I can't do it.
I had to do this audition.
I've talked about it before onthe podcast, but I had to do a
thick.

Speaker 9 (17:06):
Brooklyn accent.
Oh, we didn't talk about this,tony.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
Yeah, it was something like why does it
always got to be a Chinese joint?
What's the line?

Speaker 6 (17:17):
I remember that one.
Why does it got to be a Chinesejoint?
That's what he sounded like.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
I just had to pick one, Like I couldn't do it.
What are you doing?
I couldn't do it.

Speaker 6 (17:31):
How do you do that?
How do you teach yourself howto go into certain accents Like
how do you?

Speaker 10 (17:37):
teach yourself an accent.
You just got to look up a wholelot of YouTube videos and just
kind of listen to people youknow.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Dang Dang, that was good.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
No, listen to people.
You know dang, dang.
That was good.
No, the thing is I used to beable to.
I used to do all kinds ofvoices I could do.
My favorite one to do was chrisfarley, when he was uh, matt
foley, motivational speaker, andI could do a perfect, perfect
Foley.
I cannot anymore and I think Ijust at some point I think I

(18:09):
stopped doing that Like any kindof voices or anything like that
, and I think it's almost like askill I lost over time, and now
I can't even do Matt Foley, andI know how good I used to be at
it.
I won't even try on Mike nowbecause it'll make me mad, but I

(18:31):
can't do it.

Speaker 10 (18:32):
You can't be afraid of it, you just have to jump
into it.
Really, what's your favoriteaccent?
I've tried.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
I work from home, so I'm by myself at home all the
time and I try and it's like soso I do actually have a?

Speaker 10 (18:49):
um audiobook that I've a series that I've been
working on.
Uh, the author's name is autumnburt, and just a shameless plug
here, please.
She is a fantastic writer.
She's done a story called um um, it's called Friends of my
Enemy.
It's on Amazon, it's on iTunes,audible.

(19:10):
That's pretty much it.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Check it out.

Speaker 10 (19:13):
Yeah, it's called Friends of my Enemy.
It's a four book series.
I'm still working on the fourthone, but the actual book itself
is it's a worldwide book basedin Europe, but it has people
from all around the world inEurope.
So basically it's all scores ofdifferent types of accents.
I've had to do lots of researchas far as how these dialects

(19:34):
sound, how to create differentcharacters, and the author is
extremely happy about what I'vebeen able to give her.
She says it sounds like there'slike 25 people right there in
the same room.
Then I'm just like on the micjust doing these various
characters that's so cool and Itry to make them disney and do
their yeah, I try to make themall authentic.
I try to make them all real anddifferent so that none of them

(19:57):
sound exactly the same that's socool.

Speaker 6 (19:59):
What kind of story is it?

Speaker 10 (20:01):
it's a audio.
It's a.
It's a dystopian war drama I'min yeah, it's all in.
It's based in the year, uh, 2000, uh, 2000, I want to say 2040.
It start, yeah, it starts inlike 2040.
It goes up to about 2055, 2060or something like that.

(20:21):
But the actual book is about um, the.
You know, the entire world islike under turmoil right now.
There's a uh, there's a globalfront called the freedom
liberation front, and they'rekind of like a great big
organization of um, uhsuperpowers that have
obliterated the us.
The us is gone and it's justlike a giant parking lot right

(20:42):
now.
Cool, but um, europe is thelast bastion of freedom and this
um freedom liberation front isbasically on all corners trying
to take out this last resistance, and europe is the only one
giving him a whole lot ofproblems.
And you find out later on themain character, her name is
arena and she starts off as kindof like a squirrely girl, but

(21:04):
she becomes a super badass,becomes like the, the leader of
the uh, of the armed forces foreurope, and she basically leads
um, uh, she leads the attackagainst the flf and uh, she
learns how to you know,obviously overcome her own
problems.
There's a whole lot of drama inthat.
She's got like uh, um, onehusband in the first one.

(21:28):
I don't know if I should givetoo much away, but you know,
it's.
It's actually a reallyinteresting series and I really
love to be able to be all thesedifferent characters.
As you, uh, grow up with thesepeople, you start having these
different factions of yourselfthat you can bring out, sure,
and each one of them is unique.
So it's, it's fun to have thatdifferent brand.

(21:50):
Um, I think my favoritecharacter his name is Byron.
He's a um, uh, what is it?
Yeah, what is it he is is notnot Latino, but um, from south,
um, south america.
Um, I want to say probably,I'll, probably, if, if, uh, if
the author hears this, she'llprobably like gut me if I say
that, but uh, she's like, no,he's not from there, but uh he's

(22:14):
probably lebanon.
No, I think what I want to say,like south america yeah, south
america I want to say somethinglike um, get a map, yeah, chile,
but I I used a.
Uh.
I used basically uh, um, um, no, what's his name?
Uh, the mask of zoro, what'shis name?
Oh, antonio band, yes, yes Iused antonio banderas as the

(22:38):
inspiration for his he's likeit's his character.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
You're like hello.
Is that what?

Speaker 5 (22:43):
you know Antonio Banderas from.

Speaker 6 (22:45):
Yeah, puss in Boots, I am Puss in Boots.
So he sounds like this.
I like that he's Byron.

Speaker 7 (22:53):
Vasquez, I like that.

Speaker 5 (22:57):
I don't really appreciate you showing off right
now.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
I know how do you do that.

Speaker 6 (23:04):
What's your favorite accent Like?
Do you ever just slip into anaccent for funsies Like Taylor
Lee will just out of nowhere dothat.
Do you have one?
That's it.
It's just a really aggressivehello Hello.

Speaker 10 (23:20):
I wouldn't say that there's an absolutely type of
accent that I'd like to switchto, but this is probably one of
my more favorites.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
Is that British Indian.

Speaker 10 (23:29):
I can do British pretty well.

Speaker 6 (23:30):
That's like upper British You're poor British.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
I'm in the garbage, can.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Want some beans and toast?
Yeah, we can definitely doCockney as well.
Oh, Cockney.

Speaker 9 (23:42):
That's actually not bad.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
That was good.

Speaker 9 (23:49):
I'm always in the tavern, the pub, the pub.
Oh, where's the?

Speaker 2 (23:51):
tavern.

Speaker 10 (23:53):
Who calls it the tavern, always out to get
himself a pint.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yes, I have to like get into it, though You're
basically in the mood.

Speaker 6 (23:59):
See, and that one just makes me think of what's
his name from Mary Poppins.

Speaker 10 (24:06):
Then you have the Russian man man, the comrade.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
Oh, I can't do it.

Speaker 10 (24:08):
See, I think if I could pull off a like a eastern
european with my look, I thinkit would be fantastic you can't
but I can't you can't do iteither I've been able to do all
sorts of different types ofaccents from all over the world.
There's another man.
He's from South Africa.

(24:28):
He's a white man, but he'spretty much African in descent,
so he sounds like this.
His name is Jedid.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
That's awesome.

Speaker 6 (24:38):
What's the most difficult accent.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Like which one took you the longest to figure it out
.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
Mosebeku Boulay, the Couché avec.

Speaker 9 (24:47):
Oui.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Et toi, et toi, et toi.

Speaker 10 (24:52):
And we have like the H's are silent.
So it'd be like Jane Alges,Jane.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Alges.

Speaker 10 (24:57):
Jane Alges.
Jane Alges and the R is like a,so you're like choking on the
back of your tongue.

Speaker 6 (25:02):
You got a loogie cut right there.
It can be very, and the r islike a, so you're like choking
on the back of your tongue.

Speaker 10 (25:05):
It just, it, just.
It can be very difficult to doa french accent, that's so
impressive.

Speaker 6 (25:12):
German yeah, I'm just gonna start naming countries
that I know and see if you cando it yeah, there are.

Speaker 10 (25:18):
There are german characters um that one I have to
kind of tap into that's all Igot What'd you just say you

Speaker 5 (25:31):
heard it Hold on, you're back.
I gotta have that button ready.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
I was drinking tequila.

Speaker 10 (25:42):
We haven't even gotten into the bananas yet, I
know right.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
Jesus Already starting in, because it took
three takes.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
You could work at disney or pixar you could.

Speaker 10 (25:53):
That'd be so fun yeah, I really do like the
different accents and to be ableto jump into different
characters and to have every oneof them be very different uh,
so off air.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
Well, between when we were and we're not on air, uh,
you were showing me a video thatyou did.

Speaker 10 (26:06):
Yeah, a song for your dog, for your doberman yeah
, I've done a lot, is that?

Speaker 6 (26:10):
is that brucey's voice?

Speaker 11 (26:12):
yeah, that's okay here's a doberman who sounds
like this yeah, you know he's agreat big goofy guy we goofy guy
we do that

Speaker 6 (26:21):
oh, absolutely, we definitely have dog voices yeah,
looking like a cutie, okay soyou have.

Speaker 5 (26:33):
Do your pets hate you .

Speaker 6 (26:35):
So you have Brucie the Doberman, yeah, and then who
else do you have in their voiceplace?

Speaker 11 (26:39):
Oh yeah, they're like, he sounds like this, he's
a border collie, he's really,he's really kind of self
apprehensive.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
He's got a lot of anxiety, he's got a lot of
anxiety.

Speaker 6 (26:52):
He's like mommy who's that?

Speaker 10 (26:55):
his name is Hiei.
He's actually named after.
Hiei yeah, he's actually namedafter a, an anime character from
Yu Yu Hakusho.
Yeah, hiei is he's my favoritean anime character from Yu Yu
Hakusho.
He is my favorite character inthat show.
He's awesome.

Speaker 9 (27:08):
That's awesome.

Speaker 10 (27:08):
He's like a half demon.

Speaker 5 (27:10):
Perfect Jordan and Hunter probably will know.

Speaker 6 (27:13):
They know who that is .

Speaker 8 (27:14):
Yes, Our last one is Ratchet.

Speaker 10 (27:18):
She is a Belgian Malinois.
It was actually my wife's ideato name name her after my
youtube character, who actuallyis a parody of one of my former
co-workers oh, that's hilarious.
Also name is ratchet.
Yeah, like nurse ratchet no, no, no that's.
That's ratchet with a d oh okay, like you're being ratchet

(27:41):
uh-huh yeah, oh my god, you arelike so ratchet right now dirty
bitch, dirty bitch so so thischaracter is on youtube and oh
my god, she has like a bigperson.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
That's exactly right.
Don't you cuss me out listen,listen, that's ratchet.

Speaker 10 (28:04):
That's excellent, yeah but she has a uh, an ask
ratchet, which is a, basically acollection of questions that I
got from my former co-workerswho I basically had her answer
these questions, and there'sanother one called uh, movie
reenactments, where she it'scalled like ratchet reenacts and
I took, like many famous moviesand I just put that character
in.
You know, I've got this blondewig and it's, it's all over

(28:26):
youtube.

Speaker 6 (28:27):
I can't wait.
Oh, I need to see that we'rewatching youtube uh, what are
your dog's voices?
What's doc's voice?
Hello mommy.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
All he wants is his mommy.
What about?

Speaker 5 (28:43):
the guinea pigs.
They're deaf, they don't know,they just make noise, they're
constantly.

Speaker 6 (28:52):
ah, what is going on in here?

Speaker 2 (28:57):
What about Willa Bell ?
Well, it's Peppa, so I feellike she probably sounds like
Peppa Peg.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
I know I always go hey, peppa.

Speaker 6 (29:04):
Oh, she's like fuck You're my fucking hay.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
Will you just feed me ?
Fill the water up and walk thefuck out.
That's what I do.
Don't you ever work, lady,Don't you pig.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Get out.

Speaker 6 (29:19):
What about Willow?
Willow's?

Speaker 9 (29:20):
probably like hey guys, you Willow's probably like
hey guys, do you guys needsnacks, snacks, I like snacks a
lot.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
But she's probably pretty dumb too.
She's not smart.
I'm not very smart.
I'm not very smart.

Speaker 6 (29:40):
Shane, what are your voices for the girls?
Because I don't know that wehave the same Voices for them.
I don't know that we have thesame voices for them.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
I don't know.
I really only used to do Odinand really Jorda.
Yeah, go ahead.
Like you know, odin was likehey guys, what's going on over
here?
You trying to start a fire here?
I know how to do it.
No, you don't Get away no no, Ireally do Trust me, I can help.
And then Jorda's just like.

Speaker 9 (30:14):
Huh, why, why?

Speaker 5 (30:19):
What?
You want me to jump up on thebed.
What's jump?
I don't know what this word is.
What are you talking about?

Speaker 10 (30:30):
now speaking on like she's dumb speaking on like
dogs and my previous dogs, Imean my two favorite ones, were
uh, reaper and rambo.
Excellent, reaper was like uh,probably my favorite one to
voice because he had uh, such apersonality he was.
He seemed like the most likealoof, clueless and brainless
dog in the world, but behindthose like empty eyes was like a

(30:52):
very intelligent dog.
Oh no, but he was like uh, hewas so funny because, like like
so much expression on his facelike hey, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (31:02):
So that's what he shouted like Like hey, what's
going on?
It's Pinky.
So I was like, oh man, I am soretarded right now that door was
shut, my head hurt.
I forgot what.

Speaker 10 (31:21):
I was doing.
There was a situation.
It was so funny, like as hestarted off he was like a young
puppy and we had, uh, uh, hitman, which was our previous like,
uh, he was like a border collieslash, um, like a labrador mix,
and uh, he was a veryintelligent like a, like a regal
kind of dog.
And uh, then, here here comesreaper, like this brainless

(31:43):
thing.
So as, as soon as, like, hitmanwould look at him and he'd look
at us, he's like are you guyssure this is what you want?

Speaker 6 (31:54):
You brought this one yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
And as he was really small, he sounded like this.
You know he's more of a kid.
He's like hey old man, how's itgoing?

Speaker 8 (32:07):
And then as he got older.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
He's just like oh, I don't know what the hell's going
on anymore.
I think Jorda's brain resetsevery night like hard reset.
So every day is a new day.
She doesn't like.

Speaker 6 (32:21):
She's like 51st States.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
We have a pretty normal schedule and, like our
other two little, we have apretty normal schedule and, like
our other two little dogs knowexactly what that schedule is.
Jorda's fucking clueless.
She has a certain spot becauseour dogs sleep in our bed.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Oh my.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
God, I know Of course they do.

Speaker 10 (32:39):
Somebody's been sleeping in my bed.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
There's hair everywhere.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Jorda has a spot.
We put her in every night.
We have to put her in everynight.
The other two.
They know where they go.
She never remembers.

Speaker 8 (32:56):
On your bed.

Speaker 11 (32:57):
It's reset.

Speaker 6 (32:57):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
Yeah, she's at the foot of the bed.

Speaker 9 (33:04):
No, we have to push and shove her, she's so sweet.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
She's so sweet she's, so she's the best little retard
.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
Did you say re-re?

Speaker 6 (33:12):
I said retarded oh my god Retarded.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
I have dogs in my bed .

Speaker 6 (33:20):
That's because you have friends that are boys in
your bed.

Speaker 10 (33:22):
Different dogs you mean your friend boys, your
friend boy, friend boy.

Speaker 7 (33:28):
Hey friend boy, hey friend boy.

Speaker 10 (33:31):
Listen, we're not going to call my boyfriend bitch
, he is my friend boy.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
He is my friend boy, friend boy.

Speaker 10 (33:36):
Right Friend boy, I am so over it.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
Yeah, the dating game .
Oh, friend boy, the dating game, friendly the dating life.

Speaker 6 (33:46):
So when you're not acting, what are you doing?
What's your day job?

Speaker 10 (33:49):
Well, I work over at a place called NXT.
It's in Claremore and they do alot of spinning for fabrics,
for filters, for trucks, forhouses, for all different types
of businesses that require airfilters and filtration in
general like hepa, I think.
So that's cool.

(34:10):
I mean, back in the height ofcovid it was actually a pretty
big thing for the face masks andwhatnot so oh, right, right
okay so those little, you know,throwaway face masks and whatnot
the inner layer of it was ourmaterial.
That's cool.
So, um, so you saved the world.
That's what I'm hearing.
Well, they had a lot to do.
They had a lot to do with that.

(34:31):
I mean, when I first startedthe company, it was very busy
because, you know, it was theheight of covid and everyone
wanted those masks, so we wereable to send out quite a few of
them.
But, um, as covid died down,they kind of went back to their
original plan, which was liketheir industrial style um
fabrics.
But uh, the cool thing is it'sall done by an?
Um electro apparatus.
So it's like a?

(34:51):
Um electrostatic uh pump is esp.
So electrostatic pump is whathappens with the this type of
thing.
So nano fibers get spun by highelectricity and the thing spins
in a cone and it shoots out uhfrom these um um oscillating uh
bars and they have like about256 bars in every one of these

(35:14):
uh 256 nozzles and every one ofthese bars and it uh, it goes
back and forth as the, as thematerial goes through the
machine and the electricityexcites the nanofibers to go
from liquid to a fiber and itgets attached to the paper.
And that's how the that's spaceshit.
Yeah, that's.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
That's some space shit.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
That's not real, oh my.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
God Is that like space sex.
Is that your musk, that's spaceshit.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Is that your musk?
Is that your musk?
See what happened was JasonVoorhees goes into space.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
What.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Jason X, yes, and his day job was to spin apparatuses
.

Speaker 7 (35:59):
No way.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
And to make fabrics.
Are you serious?
And nobody bought his shit.
That's bullshit.
So he got pissed off.

Speaker 7 (36:06):
And killed everybody.
I'd be pissed off too.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
I'd be stabbing everybody With space knives.
That's right.
He was like Son of a bitch.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
You're not gonna buy my fabric.
You're not gonna buy.
I didn't know.
That was how fabric was made.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Well, it is now by.

Speaker 7 (36:21):
Jason Voorhees Jason.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Versus Freddy.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
The new by Jason Voorhees Jason versus Freddy.

Speaker 5 (36:27):
The new line there's no line for Freddy in this bitch
.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Oh my god, what are you?

Speaker 5 (36:30):
wearing it's Jason Voorhees.

Speaker 7 (36:33):
Oh, what about Michael Myers?

Speaker 2 (36:34):
He's my favorite.

Speaker 6 (36:36):
That's her, but you can't even see his face, though.
That's the point you buy his.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
You buy his shit at Old Navy.
Oh, that's right, see what itwas was that's actually like.

Speaker 10 (36:47):
what is it?
Captain Kirk's face backwardsis what that whole thing is.

Speaker 6 (36:54):
So yeah, I feel like Jason Voorhees is the, not Jason
.
Michael Myers is the maleversion of a butter face Right.
Butt his face, butt his face.
But that doesn't sound as funnyEverything.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Right but his face, but his face but that doesn't
sound as funny, but his face,yeah, like the coveralls yeah.

Speaker 6 (37:10):
The soft form thing, the shashashy.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Shashashy, look at his bald.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
What are you hiding in there, Michael?

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 6 (37:21):
Is that a machete in your pocket or are you just
happy to?

Speaker 10 (37:24):
see me why.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
God, is that a machete in your pocket or are
you just happy to see me?
Why can't it be both?
Who are you going?

Speaker 1 (37:31):
to impale with that thing, oh shit.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
Split me right open.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
Whoa Getting them, guts.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
I think I'm getting the vapors.

Speaker 8 (37:43):
Oh God, oh my goodness I know, sorry, I got
excited.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Laughing till you fart batch.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
I didn't know that was how that was me.
I think that needs to be asound on the board.
Laughing till you, fart batch.

Speaker 10 (37:58):
Listen here batch, Batch.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Listen here batch, bitch off.

Speaker 10 (38:01):
I'm going to make you laugh and you're going to
like it.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
I'm gonna make you laugh and you're gonna like it
so what was your first bigproduction in Oklahoma that you
got to work on?
Define Production where there'slike cameras and stuff no, no,

(38:22):
no, where it's like.
You know, they got all thetrailers, you know it's like
okay, okay, like a legitproduction trailers.
Super big ass crafty areasomewhere um, um, let me see.

Speaker 10 (38:42):
See.
I mean, if you're talking aboutlike a massive like, are you
talking about like a sag afterproduction?

Speaker 5 (38:46):
sure, sure, sure it could be um.

Speaker 10 (38:48):
My first like sag production was probably reagan
and um oh, is that how that'sout?

Speaker 6 (38:54):
right, it just finally released.
Yeah, cool, cool on friday.

Speaker 10 (38:57):
Yeah, um, I was in about seven scenes in that.
I'm excited to see myself, areyou?

Speaker 2 (39:01):
reagan are you ronald reagan?

Speaker 10 (39:04):
no, I'm not ronald reagan, that'd be dennis quaid.

Speaker 5 (39:06):
Yeah, he's, he's he's ronald reagan in the reagan
film, but he only has sevenscenes yes, yes, I don't know
maybe you know, whenever he'slike he's his, uh, his very
boyish face version.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Yes, yeah hi, hi, I'm ronald re you want to go
sledding?

Speaker 6 (39:26):
that is too soon he was like eight.
He is a young man, yeah that'slike 30 years ago 38 I'm 40 oh,
we can't do math, I'm 40 I'm aman I'm a man, taylor.

(39:47):
Taylor said that if mike gundylet his hair go salt and pepper,
she'd fuck him why tell mysecret?

Speaker 5 (39:59):
because it's funny now you can't tell her anything
I know why the color in his hairit's funny because, if I didn't
have my beard, I'd definitelylook a lot younger.

Speaker 10 (40:10):
I think I still look younger anyway, but uh,
everyone's just like no, you'renot 40, there's no way.
I was like.
Well, sadly, I am my knees sayotherwise right, yeah, but I
know that, um, as soon as I dobecome, as soon as I do become a
big name, that it's gonna bereally beneficial for me.
So I'm not 50 you are.

Speaker 6 (40:31):
You're pretty close.
Fuck it.
My friend boy is 52, jesuslisten, friend boy.
You're not in this conversationget out of here friend boy what
was your first on screen?

Speaker 10 (40:45):
kiss production, oh yes that was, like you know,
wide, widely known or like atall, a small little, like a um
student film kind of thing Idon't know um we don't know film
yeah, well, according to IMDB,I can pull that up.

Speaker 6 (41:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (41:10):
My imbeded, imdeebs, imbedebs.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Oh my lord.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Oh, oh.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
Real quick.
While Brian's looking that up,we have a cool new situation out
on the deck of Studio TootScoot yes, got some brand new
furniture.
We do have new furniture and wekindly gave Taylor Lee our

(41:40):
patio furniture and we actuallyhave footage.
She didn't know I put a cameraup at her house.

Speaker 8 (41:45):
Oh God.

Speaker 7 (41:46):
Outside.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
And then this is her on her new furniture.

Speaker 8 (41:49):
Oh boy.

Speaker 9 (41:52):
Yeah, that is me.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Get her kitty, oh no.

Speaker 10 (42:02):
Epic fail.

Speaker 9 (42:10):
The dog's like Mom.
What are you doing down there?
What are you doing, bro?
What you doing bro?

Speaker 6 (42:13):
I would definitely do that.
Okay, what does imdb say?
So?

Speaker 10 (42:16):
uh, according to imdb, the the earliest one is in
2020.
That was uh spoken gospel I wasin several episodes of that
cool, but uh, I did a lot morebefore then.
I think the earliest one that Iknow of was called oh man.
It was in my head and then it'sgone.
It was a short film.
I played a detective and it wasSounds like a porn.

(42:41):
Yes, murder she was.
Yes, yes, of course it was.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
All my porns are short films.

Speaker 10 (42:47):
Sounds like a porn yes, murder she was.

Speaker 9 (42:48):
Yes, yes, of course it was All my porns are short
films.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
All my porns are short films.

Speaker 10 (42:56):
Stupid, so stupid.
Of course, all porns involvedetectives, that's right?

Speaker 6 (43:02):
Well, he is a dick.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
Hey, I heard there was a disturbance here somebody
call for a dick private privatedick at your service but uh

Speaker 10 (43:17):
gosh I can't remember the name of the movie,
but I was.
I was a detective and I did acouple scenes for this guy who
was the, the main, the maincharacter and it was.
It was a fun little, oh so gayporn.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
No judgment, get it.

Speaker 10 (43:28):
Yes, yeah, whatever breaks you in bud yeah
deliverance no, yeah, you know,oh, was it um I had, I had a fun
voice no, no, it's nothing thatyou know of.
I had a fun little like uh, itwas a short, kind of like a
horror, like a horror short, anduh, this was pretty fun.

(43:50):
I was, I was the main characterfor this, but uh, uh, it was
about this guy who, who, um, haslike this, this vision.
I'm not sure if anybody's hadthis like uh, an experience
where you see something out ofthe corner of your eye and oh
yeah yeah, and then it's justlike you you look and it's not
there.
And then, like, there's likethis weird feeling that you get,
like the tingling in the backof your neck like there might be

(44:11):
something there.
So the, the writer and thedirector, she, she made this
little short story about thosesituations that people have as
soon as you go inside of a room.
There is a creature that uhfeeds off of your memories,
right, so as it, uh, as it likebites you, it um, absorbs

(44:33):
anything that you just had, thatfive past five minutes, so you
can't remember why you enteredthe room.
Like, uh, there's always thisweird, there's this weird
situation where, as soon as youenter a room, you like have this
, your brain goes numb for asecond because you're just like
why did I enter here?
yeah, all the time yeah, so thatwe have an infestation so
that's, that's the feeling like,that's the feeling that they

(44:53):
were going off of for this, forthis film.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
What a neat, yeah, what a neat concept you got a
monster that bites you andinfects you with alzheimer's.

Speaker 10 (45:02):
So the actual, the storyary, the story of this
particular filming, the girl whowas playing the monster.
She kind of decked herself outin all this black makeup.
She looked really freaky.
But she actually bit me, though, because she didn't really know
how to act, bite and she wastelling me that you do it for
real.

(45:22):
She really bit into my neck andshe was telling me that you do
it for real.
Yeah, so she did.
Yeah, she like she really bentmy neck and she was like, as
soon as it was done, it was likea big old mark.
She was like oh, my god, I'm sosorry, I can't believe I bit
you that hard and now you'remarried what a love

Speaker 5 (45:36):
story.
I know, but you also sucked onmy neck.

Speaker 8 (45:40):
There's a cookie there oh god, on my neck.

Speaker 9 (45:43):
There's a cookie there, Shane why'd you take it
there?

Speaker 10 (45:46):
That's how Brian and Shane met.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
You turned into a porn.

Speaker 9 (45:48):
Exactly.

Speaker 6 (45:49):
And then the music starts.

Speaker 9 (45:56):
And then Ron Jeremy shows up.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
We have a bunny we got at work and everyone calls
him Ron Jeremy because he's aretired breeder.

Speaker 6 (46:04):
Oh, I thought you were going to say because he has
a big old bunny weiner work andeveryone calls him Ron Jeremy
because he's a retired breeder.
Oh, I thought you were going tosay because he has a big old
bunny weiner.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
He's a retarded breeder Retired.
That totally changes what Ithought happened.
I don't breed them retard.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
But we call him Dirty Grandpa too.
Dirty Grandpa, can you help me?

Speaker 9 (46:20):
Yes, we've got to be careful about saying the R word
because we might get canceled.
Yes, take it away.
That's what rabbits do.

Speaker 10 (46:26):
We've got to be careful about saying the R word,
because we might get canceled.

Speaker 6 (46:29):
I don't care who listens.
Canceled.

Speaker 5 (46:35):
I think that is evidence that Brian has not
heard any other episodes of thispodcast.

Speaker 10 (46:41):
I have not actually.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
That's fair, that's a good choice Because we say bad
words a lot.
Yep, I have not actually.
That's fair, that's a goodchoice.
We say bad words a lot.
Yep.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
And I am never with that button at all.
He also doesn't use it at anyright time I don't use it at the
right time Cut.

Speaker 10 (46:57):
It's like those unnecessary censorship videos on
YouTube.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Yeah, exactly I have to go pee sorry.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
oh, good luck oh my god, every time she pees she
poops.
That's weird.
Usually if you poop then youpee, but you pee and you poop.
Hey, when you come back, youhave to take your shot yeah we
are recording and she has to gotinkle, just a pee, pee, what
pee.
What the hell?
Yeah, yeah, my first kind oflegit production.

(47:26):
No Excuse me.
Wow, thank you, not kind of, itwas was when you played the
supermarket manager.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Oh, that was your first, that was my first, holy
shit.
Well, yeah, that was his first.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
That was my first like Legit.
That was my first like wherethere's trailers and nice crafty
and you know the crew's fairlybig.

Speaker 7 (47:50):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
Not that it's not SAG or anything, but it was just a
legit big production, not oneman with a camera.

Speaker 10 (48:01):
Okay, okay, yeah, in that case mine would be
Centuries Collide with um.
You know, centuries collideyeah yeah, yeah, it was like the
first season that we did.
It still hasn't aired yet,sadly, but uh, I'm glad that the
uh, the american, the americanhistory one, is actually still
showing right now which ispretty cool I got to see myself
several times I'm like hey, Iknow, know that guy.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
Yeah that was my first one where, because I did
brinley right before that and,uh, that was jeremy scott um,
one man, one camera, but he dida fantastic job.
Um, brinley turned out amazing,um, but then I went right from

(48:44):
brinley to on set with impactproductions for like the next
story behind the story yeah,yeah and jonathan cosins is
awesome it was like oh okay,here we go.

Speaker 6 (49:01):
He sent me pictures just of the craft area and he
was like I think this is whatit's supposed to be like, and
not us sleeping on the floor atthe director's house.
You slept on the floor.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
We did Blow-up mattress.

Speaker 6 (49:17):
One night.

Speaker 10 (49:18):
With a blow-up doll.
Oh Well, I mean a blow up doll.

Speaker 6 (49:19):
Oh Well, I mean, I was there.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
He was like and she's my doll.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Oh, but not a blowy, not a blow doll, she blows.

Speaker 6 (49:31):
Ew.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
See what I did there.

Speaker 6 (49:34):
What?
Why do you think he married me?

Speaker 5 (49:35):
See what I did there Blow doll.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Yeah, we get it.
Oh, Move on.

Speaker 9 (49:41):
Moving on, taylor Gross, you're no fun.

Speaker 10 (49:47):
I was wondering where that was going.

Speaker 6 (49:48):
I was wondering.
We do too Every time Try it out, try it out man.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Try it out, hey.
When do you?
When is it okay to fart in arelationship?

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Oh, is it okay to fart in a relationship.
Oh man, I mean fairly soon,immediately.
Fairly soon.

Speaker 7 (49:59):
You know if you can deal with it or not.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Maybe not the first date, but after the first date
it is free.
After the first or second date,you just let it rip.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
I don't think.
It's like I'm gonna rip a niceloud, juicy one.
But you make it kind of cutewhere you're getting up off the
couch.
You know and you're like oh,you need more wine here.

(50:31):
Let me get up and go get it ohmy gosh, oh my god.
I'm so sorry.
Did you hear that?
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Did you hear those barking spiders?

Speaker 5 (50:39):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (50:40):
Oopsie, I always hate that part of a new relationship
because you're like have youfarted in front of friend boy
yet?

Speaker 6 (50:47):
No, has he farted in front of you?

Speaker 10 (50:49):
No, you guys are gay , so when did you go from friend
boy to boyfriend?

Speaker 6 (50:53):
Oh, never, oh never, he'll never be boyfriend because
, she refuses to say it.

Speaker 8 (50:56):
So friend boy is as close as we get.

Speaker 9 (50:59):
Is it boy toy but?

Speaker 6 (51:00):
I'm scared to I'm probably a fart in my sleep?

Speaker 2 (51:03):
I'm sure yeah, and he's heard it Probably.

Speaker 10 (51:08):
Y'all sleep together .
You can't exactly controlyourself when you're sleeping,
sinners.
You're sinners.
You're a sleep farter.

Speaker 9 (51:19):
I'm not going to be a slart.
You're a slarter, I don't know.
Or maybe she's a sleuter.

Speaker 6 (51:24):
Maybe she's a sleep tooter instead of farter.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Yeah, I just think she's cute.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
Oh my god, I think she has sleep apnea.
She just stopped breathing.

Speaker 6 (51:35):
Oh nope, she's okay, I probably do though, when's the
first time we yeah, when's thefirst time we farted?

Speaker 8 (51:40):
I mean, we've been together a long time, we've
farted in front of each other.

Speaker 6 (51:42):
But I can't remember us not farting in front of each
other at this point.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
Yeah, I just feel like it's always been a thing.
No, no, we got so romantic inour relationship that now we
shit with the door open.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
I relationship that now we shit with the door open,
like I mean, daniel and I usedto do that too, you know, yeah,
that's where we're at, that'scouples goals.

Speaker 11 (52:03):
Right, I just hold it in until it leaves and then
I'm like yeah, okay, all right.

Speaker 10 (52:06):
She comes in whenever I'm doing it.
I go in whenever she's doing it, that's when you have the best
conversations now it really is,but when do you get to that
point?

Speaker 5 (52:14):
now, sometimes I do this, I go, I'm gonna do a favor
for you and I'm going to go inthe other bathroom because I
think this one's going to bejuicy and loud Ew God.
So I do that he does havecourtesy sometimes.
Yeah, she does.

Speaker 6 (52:29):
Because I haven't.
My poops are cute.
I have cute poops, poop infront of him, you do not have
cute poops?

Speaker 5 (52:45):
You pooped in front of him, because no one does.
You pooped his pants in frontof him.
That's what it gets.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
He was looking in the mirror and I ran up, pulled his
britches out from the back.

Speaker 6 (52:50):
I'm gonna shit in your pants, bitch, stupid bet
that's what it gets for takingthe last diet coke out of the
front.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
that's's right, that was my Diet Coke.
Hey, who just shit my pants?
Who just shit my pants?
Guilty as charged.

Speaker 6 (53:05):
Like, have you pooped ?

Speaker 2 (53:08):
while he's over, or like when he goes to Brahms.

Speaker 6 (53:12):
She goes to Brahms a lot, so he thinks that you don't
poop, no, he thinks she'saddicted to fucking Brahms, but
what?

Speaker 5 (53:20):
he doesn't know, is she?

Speaker 2 (53:21):
shits a lot.
Hey, you go to Brahms.
He's like sure, I'm like okay,I go shit.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
I just went four hours ago.

Speaker 6 (53:27):
I'm going back to Brahms and he hasn't pooped over
like when you've been over, orvice versa.
I don't go there very often,but no.
But like when he comes over toyour house Not that I know of,
but I go to sleep early.
Oh, so he's a late night pooper.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
He wakes.
I hope he's not a shooter.
He slides out of bed out fromunder her you know real quiet
and goes to the other bathroom.
He's like finally I got shit.

Speaker 10 (53:53):
You know, I think I've heard of couples that have
been together for several yearsand they still haven't farted in
front of each other.

Speaker 6 (54:00):
No, I don't believe that at all.
That's like Courtney, that'sjust boring Well just, courtney,
just doesn't fart.
No, that's not true?

Speaker 5 (54:05):
Yeah, they slip out of her mouth.

Speaker 10 (54:06):
They actually have to get up and go to another room
.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
Scientifically it's not true.

Speaker 6 (54:10):
Yeah they come out of her mouth.

Speaker 5 (54:21):
There is gas that escapes the butthole, whether
it's audible or not, who knows,but people do fart.

Speaker 10 (54:26):
I have known this.

Speaker 6 (54:27):
Scientifically it is called an sbd yes, yeah, I have
known this woman for my wholelife.
I have heard her audibly farttwo whole times, and she was so
proud of herself.

Speaker 5 (54:40):
Well, there you go.
It was very impressive.
She has a loose butthole, thenI don't know what to say about
that.

Speaker 10 (54:45):
Oh, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 8 (54:49):
If they never Goodness gracious.

Speaker 5 (54:51):
If your farts never make a sound yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Yeah, or all day.

Speaker 6 (54:57):
They just, they just seep out, out, and she doesn't
know you know when you're a kidwriting on a frosted window.

Speaker 8 (55:02):
You know you're like that's what it's like I wrote my
initials yeah.

Speaker 6 (55:08):
I want everyone to try something.
Yeah, I want you to blow all ofyour air out and then scream we
tried this last time.
Yeah, but I want to hear itagain.
I want to hear Brian do it,blow it all out, blow it all out
.
I don't like that either.

(55:33):
He makes that noise other timestoo.
I don't know what my screamwould be like full air with too.

Speaker 5 (55:38):
I don't know what my scream would be like.
Full air with that.

Speaker 10 (55:43):
I don't know, probably too loud for the
microphones.
I think I'd blow an O-ring.
Is that what you're calling itthese days?
I guess so.

Speaker 6 (55:52):
So how long have you and the missus been together?

Speaker 10 (55:55):
We have been married since 2013.
So it's been 11 years marriedand about 13 years together
Awesome.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Awesome.
Is it true love?
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 6 (56:06):
I think so.
It's been long enough.
I don't know, I don't thinkthat existed.

Speaker 10 (56:13):
It's one of those things that kind of clicked as
soon as we met.

Speaker 6 (56:17):
That's so sweet.
Where'd you meet?

Speaker 10 (56:19):
Online.
Us two too plenty of fish youever heard of okay cupid that's
where we met holy shit that'swild okay, so, so, she found me.
So, uh-huh, he found me.

Speaker 6 (56:36):
Okay, okay, so, and he was the he was the first and
only to not open with a dick pichey, here's my nickel, yeah
classy.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
He was a classy man, he's like I did the opposite it
was like no.

Speaker 6 (56:49):
She messaged me and I sent a dick.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
I said I was probably like I was like a little much
y'all gotta say that, rememberdo you want touch this duck?

Speaker 10 (57:00):
I've never even heard of that shit dick pics.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Yeah, I mean, that's so stupid.
How, in what fucking mind?

Speaker 10 (57:08):
any woman would see like oh you know what?

Speaker 8 (57:11):
that's my first impression of this guy, and
Jesus Christ, I want that so badmaybe there are some apparently
well

Speaker 10 (57:19):
not on not on some, like you know, viable fucking
site that actually is matchcomyeah well, yeah hopefully not.
You're actually paying for thatshit right like how would you
imagine?
Like you know you're, you'repaying a monthly subscription.
All you're getting is dick picsoh yeah, you're like there's
premium.

Speaker 6 (57:34):
I mean terrible, oh my god wait wait, I'm paying for
dick.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
That's not how this works I'm a job through them
hell yeah, I get enough sausageout.
That's a grocery store I love.

Speaker 5 (57:51):
I just it, it was.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
It's just awkward like the angle do you put the
remote next to it?

Speaker 5 (58:00):
Like do you put a?

Speaker 6 (58:01):
cocaine next to it.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Do you hold it?
Is it like just laying therehey?

Speaker 5 (58:08):
check it out Double A battery.

Speaker 6 (58:13):
It's better than triple A.

Speaker 10 (58:16):
Better than my last guy.

Speaker 6 (58:17):
Look at the girth, the girth yeah one of those
little watch batteries.
The girth, the girth.

Speaker 10 (58:22):
So she found you, she sent you the first message
yeah, I was the first person topop up onto her onto her screen
as soon as she signed up, whichis pretty wild, look at that and
it kind of like popped up and,like you know, have the yellow
highlight of the banner for thepeople and whatnot.
I was the first recommendationfor her.

Speaker 6 (58:41):
She said that's my husband Were you like this.
Yeah, were you the cutest, ofcourse.

Speaker 10 (58:49):
Back then I didn't have a beard, I looked rather
boyish, I had glasses.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Oh, look at that little French boy.

Speaker 10 (58:57):
Omelette de flammeaux.
Look at that little French boy.

Speaker 9 (58:59):
Omelette de flammeaux .

Speaker 10 (59:01):
But yeah, so it was after a period of dating a bunch
of random weird girls.
It was like a string of weirdones.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Why did you collect weird ones?

Speaker 10 (59:11):
I didn't collect them, they're just like stuffed
in my cellar.
You know I have their lips inmy cellar.
Yeah, okay, this one'sespecially weird.
I'm putting her in the trunk.

Speaker 6 (59:22):
Carry her around.
Did you say it's just her lips?
Her lips, it's because of herlips.
Which lips, all the lips, bothpairs of lips.

Speaker 5 (59:31):
I kept all of their fingernails.

Speaker 9 (59:33):
Ew.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Stop it.

Speaker 5 (59:37):
That's a good scary movie.
I scratch with them.

Speaker 10 (59:41):
Yes, get rid of that old skin.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
You put them on like fake nails, like the little kid
when Molly walks around withthem and she can't touch
anything because they pop offimmediately.

Speaker 5 (59:52):
I call them, my humanly press-on nails.
That's what I did there.

Speaker 10 (59:58):
You know, when I have trouble, when I have
trouble picking up coins, I justuse their fingernails.
Well, yeah, she.
She had an interesting storybecause she, pretty much like,
had to be forced to look forsomebody because her best
friend's husband was hitting onher.

Speaker 9 (01:00:20):
Ew.

Speaker 10 (01:00:21):
Yeah, and right in front of her too.
Ew, and yeah, he was a slimebag.

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
He was like look at this double-edged battery next
to it.
You like that?
I like that.

Speaker 10 (01:00:33):
Actually it's a piece of spaghetti.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
You want my noodle.
It's al dente.

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
It's a piece of spaghetti.
You want my noodle?
It's al dente.
It's a little wet, it's aFrench noodle, but if you throw
it against the wall it'll stink.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Then you can have my meatball.

Speaker 6 (01:00:52):
Just one.
There was an accident.

Speaker 10 (01:00:56):
One of my meatballs was amputated.

Speaker 6 (01:00:58):
I've never been with anybody with one ball a
uniballer, the uniballer oh mylord, I was with one micropene,
though what about threetesticles?
No, never had bonus testicles.
Have you had bonus testicles?

Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
no, I would fucking hate that three balls extra
testicles.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
Two's enough.

Speaker 10 (01:01:24):
It's all tangled up.
I don't need a third in thatdisaster

Speaker 7 (01:01:28):
area no one does.

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
Like I need an even more wrinkly nut sack.

Speaker 6 (01:01:34):
I'm getting Botox in it.

Speaker 10 (01:01:38):
So what was her first message to you?
So she read my profile and myprofile was filled with goofy
jokes and just off-the-wallhumor.
That's just who I am.
And she sent me a messagesaying, like, reading your
profile, you'd fit in with myfamily, just fine.

Speaker 6 (01:01:51):
Oh, look at that, go right for it.
Excellent, hey girl.
Hey, I had him tricked.
The first message he sent mewas hey, you look like you have
your life together lies.
I did not, but I did not tellhim that until he put a ring on
my finger.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
I do.

Speaker 6 (01:02:04):
I'm perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
I'm a perfection.
Oh, big beaver.

Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
I have a dainty beaver.

Speaker 12 (01:02:10):
I have a dainty beaver hey, lois, I got a big
beaver want to know how to takea shit in a coffee cup.

Speaker 9 (01:02:19):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 10 (01:02:22):
Where do you get these things?

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
TikTok A lot of work, a lot of work.

Speaker 6 (01:02:27):
Tiki-takis Speaking of.
Do we get to watch Toilet Talks?

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
Oh yeah, we got Toilet Talks coming up soon.

Speaker 8 (01:02:32):
Not, yet Not yet we got some good ones though.

Speaker 9 (01:02:34):
We got some good ones though.

Speaker 5 (01:02:36):
We got some good ones yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Be patient.
I got some bangers.
I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
So, hey, bangers and mash.

Speaker 10 (01:02:41):
So you sent her the first message right.

Speaker 6 (01:02:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:02:46):
Did I mean we were like scoping out her profile and
we're not looking at herpictures and whatever.

Speaker 6 (01:02:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
What was your creep creeperstrategy?

Speaker 10 (01:03:01):
what had to be.
We're on the internet.
We're all creepers justinternet shopping.

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Yeah, he was like this one looks nice window
shopping, you know?

Speaker 5 (01:03:07):
uh, it was.

Speaker 6 (01:03:08):
You had a photo in there of like curly hair yeah, I
had curly hair and I don't dothat anymore and I was like okay
and then I think

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
maybe it said on there you were a school teacher,
yeah, and I was like okay, shedoes have a career, yeah, whole
job, so that's cool, so yeah,yeah I mean uh when I smile yeah
, I had curly hair and a job.

Speaker 6 (01:03:32):
That was the requirements he was looking for
low bar low bar, so for me.

Speaker 10 (01:03:39):
I mean, uh, I I talked to I don't know how many
uh women on there like so many,but um, you'll be a goddamn
banana ball.
Now I get it I mean obviouslynone of them actually respond.
I mean you get like maybe fiveout of five out of 100 that
actually say anything.
Can you send me 55 dollars?

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
yeah, 55 dollars, I'll talk to you.

Speaker 10 (01:04:00):
Well, even western, back then there wasn't nearly as
many bots as there are now.
I mean, I mean, this was backback in, like 2012, 2013,
something like that.
So, um, back then I mean it wasjust, you know, you're getting
authentic people.
But uh, um, when, um, I waspretty much given up because I
was like there's no way I'mgonna find anyone on this,
whatever.
Whatever, I took like a twobreak, a two week break, and

(01:04:21):
then, you know, I've beengetting messages every so often
from from, you know, mainly bots, but some of them were actually
real people that I was justlike no interest, not at all, no
.
And then, but when she sent mea message, I was like there's no
effing way, she's not real yeah.

(01:04:42):
There's no way she's real.
I was like she is too pretty tobe anybody who's going to be
talking to me.
And I was so excited because itwas like the first time I saw
someone who was like pretty andattractive and smart and was
like there's no way she'stalking to me, there's no way.
That's so sweet I got.
So I got so excited and nervouswhen I was typing out my
response to her no you want adick pic?

Speaker 6 (01:05:05):
let's just get out of the way yeah, he sent me the
first message and he said hey,you look like you have your life
together.
Uh, I have two boys and a 10month old.
Great dane, let me know if youwant to chat.
And I was very wine drunk bymyself in my apartment and out
loud to no one in my apartment.
I said I like great danes, I'llfuck with this and I and I

(01:05:26):
replied and I looked at hisprofile and in his his profile
picture catfished me because hehad a jeep and I was like fuck
yeah, no, this man drove aminivan jeep like hey, he drove
a minivan.
Say that with conviction.
He had.
He drove a minivan.
Say that with conviction.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
He had no Jeep.
Rubicon, he had no Jeep.
He had stay in the party van.

Speaker 6 (01:05:44):
He had stay in the party van which I didn't find
out until our second date.

Speaker 10 (01:05:48):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 6 (01:05:48):
It was great.

Speaker 10 (01:05:49):
So what was it like?
A stock photo?

Speaker 6 (01:05:51):
No, no, no no, no, he had rented one.

Speaker 5 (01:05:53):
I rented in Red River , new Mexico, with me and my
boys, and we were off-roading upin the mountains.

Speaker 6 (01:05:59):
So it was really him.
It was him, me and the boys Ona Jeep.

Speaker 5 (01:06:02):
Actually, I think it was just me.
I think one of the boys tookthe photo for me.

Speaker 6 (01:06:07):
Yeah but you didn't have the boys in the picture.

Speaker 5 (01:06:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:06:09):
He had no fish pictures.
He had no pictures of, like youknow, like dudes, like holding
up a fish.
He didn't have he didn't haveany of those.
And he didn't have a mirrorselfie Like he didn't have any
of those and he didn't have anylike group pictures where it was
like him and a bunch of people.
It was he.
Just he had a very normal L andin his profile he said

(01:06:32):
something like I'm like askinnier version of Kevin James
and I was like absolutelyversion of kevin james and I was
like absolutely 100, I'm in andfor the last few years I've
beenthe fatter version of kevin
james, or just just kevin, justkevin james?
No, he's in way better shapethan I am but that was it, and
then we talked for a long time Ihad a knee surgery went on a

(01:06:55):
date.
I moved in a few like a monthlater.
Golly Got engaged a few monthslater, Got married a few months
later and that was it.
We met in February, got marriedin December.
Nice, perfect.

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
Perfect, I mean sometimes I don't see why I?

Speaker 2 (01:07:15):
wait so long you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (01:07:16):
Like some, people are like oh yeah, we're getting
married in two years.
And you're like why two years?
And they're just like oh, justwant to make sure.

Speaker 10 (01:07:24):
Yeah, well, that's, that's the thing, and it makes
sense because you want to makesure that the person knows how
to take care of themselves.
They know how to take care oftheir money at the house by
themselves.
Yep, you know you have to knowthese things because you're
gonna be living with them foryour entire life or hopefully
living with someone.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
All of that, I missed all that.

Speaker 10 (01:07:43):
Oh yeah, you have to , you have to make sure you have
to make sure they're, they'relike a person that you can trust
, you know, and then when you'reliving with them, I mean,
obviously you don't want to be,you know, married first, then
live with them, because that'sjust absolutely not, no way you
have to make to make sure thatthere's someone who you're okay
living with.
You know, you see all theirmannerisms, you see all of their
quirks and their problems andhow they handle stuff, and if

(01:08:06):
you can handle that all of theiryou know annoying nuances or
whatever or stuff that might geton your nerves and if you're
okay with it then you're okay so.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Because mail okay, so because stacking mail is the
reason I'm gonna divorce him oneday.

Speaker 5 (01:08:23):
Oh my god.
And guess what does stackingmail mean this?
Literally, this finger has thepower and her mic's muted right
now, and she just tried to talkhe stacks mail I don't do that
any longer instead of throwingit away he just he did he still
does it, but it's not as bad andit's fine.

Speaker 6 (01:08:36):
But he would just like the junk mail junk mail.
He would stack it and it wouldjust create this mountain of
bullshit papers.

Speaker 5 (01:08:45):
That's what I wanted to know.
It's filling up the landfills.

Speaker 6 (01:08:49):
Because we're environmentalists.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Yeah, shred it and use it as enrichment.

Speaker 5 (01:08:55):
I gotta pay penance for all the oil I dumped into
the ground at the acreage InKosovo.
Use it as enrichment.

Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
I got to pay penance for all the oil I dumped into
the ground at Kosovo.

Speaker 5 (01:09:02):
The acreage In Kosovo , kosovo, no.

Speaker 6 (01:09:03):
I got to pay penance for my time at war.
No, in the old acreage.

Speaker 9 (01:09:07):
It's what we did.

Speaker 5 (01:09:08):
Yeah, yeah the old days.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
That's just toxic waste, the old days man.
Toxic plasmosis no.

Speaker 5 (01:09:14):
Pneumonosis.
No, I was about to saysomething.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:09:17):
I don't know, casey.

Speaker 6 (01:09:18):
Do you have kiddos, Brian?
No, no, no no, he says good Godno.

Speaker 10 (01:09:23):
Yeah, just the three dogs, the fur babies yes,
that's funny enough for us.

Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
You're not having any .
Three dogs You're not havingany kids.
No, no, I know a lot of peopleare going to hear this.
A lot of kids are going to hearthis.

Speaker 6 (01:09:40):
A lot of kids hear this show.
I hope not.

Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
No, no, they just hear this.
What I'm about to say, oh Jesus, and that is wait till marriage
.

Speaker 9 (01:09:51):
God don't do that Ever.

Speaker 5 (01:09:53):
I can't remember if we heard this story before the
last podcast, so I'm going tosay it now.

Speaker 6 (01:09:59):
So we did, but I don't think we told the story.

Speaker 5 (01:10:02):
We might have, but anyway there was a couple that
got married.

Speaker 10 (01:10:17):
The wife finds out that the husband has an inverted
penis and he got excited itwould go the other direction.

Speaker 9 (01:10:23):
How the hell does that work exactly he fucked
himself.

Speaker 5 (01:10:25):
Oh yeah, fun and I'll .
And I said just that's my hairthing blowing the butthole.
Yeah, you know that's it, butanyway you continually have to
blow to she waited.
They waited till marriage.
She did divorce the guy, but itwas like after a year of
marriage, a year she said Ican't take any more.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Like Any humping.

Speaker 5 (01:10:46):
This.
This is why I'm tired ofpegging.
We test drive cars, right?
We test drive cars and carsaren't.
You're not making necessarily alifetime commitment to that car
, and we test drive a car.
Test drive your significantother.
Test drive the wiener.
Yeah, before you sign thatpaper, take it on a test drive.

Speaker 6 (01:11:09):
You've test driven Friend Boy's wiener.
Is it a good test drive?
Okay good.
Does he have to take Cialis?
I don't know.
Viagis, I don't know Viagra, Idon't know.
I don't think so.
I think it's leaking.
I mean it doesn't really matterif it works.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
I don't know, but something works, that's my
fucking coochie that's hangingout, whoa.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
I don't know man, Something's working.

Speaker 5 (01:11:35):
Yeah, I'm just saying yeah, Take a test drive.
Okay, test drive Live with themfor a little bit before you
decide to like.
Oh, that's a good one.

Speaker 7 (01:11:48):
Travel with them.
Oh, we already did that.
We went to Hugo.

Speaker 6 (01:11:52):
I think it's really important to travel with people
before.
No, we only went to Dallas ourfirst trip.

Speaker 5 (01:11:57):
Out of state.

Speaker 6 (01:12:03):
Why does it have first trip out of state with?

Speaker 10 (01:12:04):
two kids.
You know, our first, our firstchallenge.
My wife and I, when we firstgot together, it was like our
second week together.

Speaker 6 (01:12:09):
We went to a anime convention in dallas yeah, look
at that, see, I I really feellike when you travel with
someone, you really learn someweird idiosyncrasies about
people, because that's whenpeople get real fucking weird,
when they're out of their normalhabitat.

Speaker 5 (01:12:24):
See how that person acts towards service industry
workers.
Like a waiter waitress hostessGod, there's some people Even
through a drive-thru right.
Those people are getting paidshit and yeah, I get upset with
my order when it's wrong, but Idon't walk into the store, I

(01:12:48):
don't call them.
I'll take the extras off myhamburger before I eat it if
they put it on there.
But see how they treat thosetype of service industry people
and see what they do at Buc-ee's.

Speaker 7 (01:13:05):
Oh what do you mean Dad?
Did y'all go to Buc-ee's?

Speaker 10 (01:13:08):
No, what Do you go to Buc-ee's?
No, I've actually never been toa Buc-ee's, I'm sorry, but
Buc-ee's is the best place onearth.

Speaker 6 (01:13:16):
I fucking love Bucky's.
Hey, bill, do you?

Speaker 5 (01:13:20):
love Bucky's.
So what's your red flag atBucky's if they do a little
something weird in there?
What is it?

Speaker 6 (01:13:25):
Yeah, why, bucky's, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:13:28):
If they don't get the beaver nuggets, you're like,
you're fucking weird.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
I'm like you gotta get beef jerky.

Speaker 8 (01:13:33):
At least you gotta get a roast beef sandwich.

Speaker 6 (01:13:36):
Oh, I've never had a roast beef sandwich.
I did the barbecue sandwich,the pulled pork and the brisket
sandwiches.
And the homemade potato chips.

Speaker 5 (01:13:44):
And they have beaver nuggets.
I know doesn't sound good,Sounds kind of gross.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
Beaver nuggets.

Speaker 10 (01:13:49):
I get it, but you're eating beaver though.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
We're eating beaver, no, regardless.

Speaker 5 (01:13:55):
No, not really.
It's just what kind of flavor?
Is it A beaver flavor, A toffeeTuna?

Speaker 6 (01:14:00):
Beaver, it's caramel Fishy.

Speaker 5 (01:14:03):
It's caramel.
Yeah, caramel.
And what?

Speaker 6 (01:14:05):
No, you can get Cheddar.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Bay Biscuit.
What?

Speaker 6 (01:14:09):
Cheddar Bay Biscuit.

Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
Beaver.
That's what your beaver tasteslike Cheddar Bay Biscuit.

Speaker 6 (01:14:19):
Yeah, jalap, jalapeno .
Hey, speaking of Buttermilkranch, I need you.
You need to take your shotright now.
Oh, right now.
No, I need to mix it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
You need to what I'll drink a little bit of mixy.
It's a mixy.
You do what you need.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Is it time for the banana ball?
Yeah, it's time for banana ball.
Oh she.

Speaker 6 (01:14:32):
Ready for banana ball ?
Do half this is poise no,you're okay, I'm gonna need a
shooter do it, yeah, but this isbanana.
I imagine it's good come out sothick, it's creamy was it good
really good oh yeah I know metoo, man that's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Do you like it?

Speaker 5 (01:14:54):
do you like banana laffy taffy oh yeah is it like
banana Laffy Taffy?
Yeah, is it like banana LaffyTaffy.
So compare it's better, better,better.

Speaker 6 (01:15:02):
Wow, that's a big claim.
Wow, shane loves banana.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Laffy Taffy, I do too .
This is the only banana.

Speaker 6 (01:15:09):
Can I run that's?

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
the only banana.

Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
I can eat.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding, it'sreally good.
Okay, don't be a baby, there wego.

Speaker 6 (01:15:15):
Don't be a baby, drink it, drink it.

Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
What's that say what?

Speaker 10 (01:15:17):
brand is that Blue Chair Bay, blue Chair Bay.

Speaker 5 (01:15:22):
Premium blend, you're welcome.
Blue Chair for the plug.

Speaker 6 (01:15:25):
And they did have like a key lime pie.

Speaker 10 (01:15:28):
He wants a double shot Just get the small little
bits I'm going to have to try itthe small little bits real
banana.
Can I do it?

Speaker 5 (01:15:39):
oh, you can do it all night, I can do it all night.
Baby girl, we're moving intothe asmr purse uh.
Portion of the show I hate asmrthat sounds moist.

Speaker 12 (01:15:52):
I don't like it.
Hold on, hold on.
This is hot Wait.

Speaker 6 (01:16:02):
That sounds moist.
I don't like it.
Oh moist.

Speaker 11 (01:16:05):
Oh moist.
Someone watching this,listening to it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:07):
they're about to bust , Guaranteed.

Speaker 6 (01:16:10):
Did you drink your habanero?

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
I drank this much, can I have a beer?

Speaker 6 (01:16:13):
Uh-huh, it's real spicy, that's true.

Speaker 9 (01:16:17):
I'm going to have spicy farts.

Speaker 6 (01:16:19):
Do you need a refill?
In front of friend boy.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
Oh no, I'm good, you're good.

Speaker 6 (01:16:22):
Okay, I'm going to have spicy, you're going to have
spicy farts.
Hey, now this is a good timefor you to fart in front of
friend boy.
And you can blame it on theshots.
Do you think he'll break upwith me?

Speaker 5 (01:16:43):
I doubt it.
If he does, I'll call him apussy.

Speaker 8 (01:16:43):
That's right, everybody's forward okay, but
what do you say?
Do you own it?
Do you laugh?
Do you just you laugh and yougo pretend like it didn't happen
and like.

Speaker 6 (01:16:46):
So what you do?
No, you can't what you do, youlaugh until you fight, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
Oh, you hand a sticker, you go ah, you're like
listen, this is happening, rightnow because here I keep it on
brand.

Speaker 6 (01:16:58):
Here's what happens.
I feel like once one of youfarts, the other one's like oh,
thank God.

Speaker 5 (01:17:04):
They're like oh, I got these bubbles.
You just broke the tension.

Speaker 6 (01:17:08):
I think people wait until the other one farts to
know if their partner is anin-front-of-person far, farter
I'm not super farty, but youknow, what I mean, like some
people will not fart in front ofother people yeah and so if

(01:17:28):
they, if their partner, that'strue learns that about them.
It's fucking weird yeah I askedthe kids.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
I was like can you fart at school?
And they were like yeah, I waslike in the class or like at
recess.
Sorry, I was like in class.
I was like everybody laughed.

Speaker 10 (01:17:46):
Molly was like no, I only did it at recess, I was
outside during cheer during showand tell I got up in front of
the class and just kind of ripone.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
Oh, my god that would be so fun.

Speaker 9 (01:17:59):
Go team go.

Speaker 10 (01:18:05):
I just want to point out how hilarious it is that
all of us are in our 40s orclose to our 40s and we're
talking about farts.

Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
Absolutely.
And people laugh at the name ofthe podcast and I'm like, come
on.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Like look what happened.

Speaker 6 (01:18:16):
We are on brand and I'm like, come on, like, look
what happened.
We are on brand, on brand,keeping it on brand, it's who we
are.
Okay, well, next time I'llreport if I farted.

Speaker 5 (01:18:23):
Please do yeah, we'll move on from farting Tonight at
dinner.
No, I want this topic.
I want you two to talk about it, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
So let's just talk about farting.

Speaker 5 (01:18:33):
Yes Say, I'm going to be, like you fart all night.

Speaker 10 (01:18:38):
Like, I give you permission.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
Record it To fart To fart.

Speaker 5 (01:18:45):
Damn, can you not blow our ears out?
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:18:47):
Is that what my farts sound like?

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Yeah, he has three boys, so surely it's.

Speaker 5 (01:18:53):
They know farting.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
But they're also very weird about girls and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:18:57):
For you, he's gonna go you really need a pre and
probiotic, because that shit iscongealed.

Speaker 6 (01:19:08):
That's chunky.

Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
I think we're battling family medical history
here.

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
He said I don't ever smell, so that's.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
I'm doing good.

Speaker 5 (01:19:22):
He's lying what he's not he's not a liar hey, hey,
friend boy, we know each other.
Um, just look right here realquick don't fucking lie, I don't
smell okay, don't lie, it's notcool, do you also not sweat?

Speaker 8 (01:19:40):
Oh, I sweat, I'm a sweaty girl.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
I think I'm premenopausal.
I sweat.

Speaker 5 (01:19:45):
Then you smell.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
But my vagina don't your bajinjin.

Speaker 6 (01:19:53):
Brian's like.
I'm going to try to stay asneutral as possible right now.
Take a shot.
Listen here, the vajay now.

Speaker 9 (01:19:56):
Take a shot, you're shit, you're shit, You're shit.

Speaker 10 (01:20:01):
Listen here the vajayjay is like a desert.

Speaker 6 (01:20:04):
It's a desert.
Oh man, God, I hope it's not adesert.
I'm 40, so the Sahara Got atool on that thing.
That's why we got K-Y.

Speaker 5 (01:20:13):
Let's not do that.

Speaker 6 (01:20:17):
Spit on my phone, do that.
And you know what if I spit onno, no, look, we got ky that
didn't work.
Fuck you guys are doing good,thank you yeah, we were doing
good.

Speaker 5 (01:20:27):
Then you had to say hot two up, that's over.
That was five minutes ago.
So many no, but like what?

Speaker 2 (01:20:32):
if all of a sudden.

Speaker 8 (01:20:33):
I spit on it what would you do?

Speaker 6 (01:20:37):
because I've never spit on it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:39):
So if happens, then you can't look at me if I spit
into the air and catch it in mymouth.

Speaker 9 (01:20:45):
That's gross.

Speaker 5 (01:20:46):
Can't do that, you have never done that.
Well, I'm just saying so.
To me it does look kind ofgross.
I was like I'm not hocking aloogie on it.
I'm going to put that right inmy mouth.
She hocked to it.
Babe, that's a loogie.
Did you watch the video?
She was like yeah, that'sloogie when you go and you have

(01:21:09):
to reach back when you Like.
That that's loogie.
That's loogie.
That is loogie.

Speaker 6 (01:21:19):
You got to like reach deep into the crevice of your
throat she snotted all on thatcock, oh golly.
And then two at it, two at itgross what would be worse?
Like a dry spit?
Like a dry?
What?
What's a dry?
Spit like where you don't haveany saliva to spit with.
So you just so.
Why are you spitting that?
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
What if I did?

Speaker 6 (01:21:39):
that.
What if I just aggressivelylike on it?
I'm going to try that tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
Oh God, we're leaving and we're out.

Speaker 5 (01:21:55):
That's weird.
Let's try it, oh God.

Speaker 8 (01:21:58):
Oh God, Get us out of .

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
oh god get us out of here get me out of here.
Oh, okay, okay we got it out.
What else about your marriage?

Speaker 5 (01:22:15):
so do you wipe each other or are we going to go from
here?
Yeah, where do you wipe eachother?
Oh God, where do you go fromhere?
Yeah, where do you go next?
What you don't.
If you fart in front of eachother, you shit in front of each
other.
What's next?

Speaker 6 (01:22:28):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Wiping each other, farting and pooping.
Those are all weird you have todo, you have to get to know
people.

Speaker 6 (01:22:36):
you know, he just slowly keeps bringing stuff to
my house.

Speaker 7 (01:22:40):
I think what, oh is he?

Speaker 6 (01:22:41):
slowly moving in.

Speaker 5 (01:22:41):
He's just, he's like deodorant I think what's fun is
is thinking about and I kind ofhave a story I've started
writing for many years ago whatthinking about all the first
times that happen in a newrelationship and just how silly
and how kind of self-aware weare during that time when it

(01:23:06):
doesn't really fucking matter.
You have your period and if youconstantly have to be that
self-aware around the personyou're trying to be with I, I
don't think that's healthyeither right because you're
hiding a piece of yourself.
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 10 (01:23:21):
So successful and self-aware a successful
relationship has to be somethingwhere you can be yourself
completely and utterly yeah, yesif you're hiding yourself in
any way, it's not healthy and Ilike from the beginning like
it's got to be you, yeah, fromthe beginning, your authentic
self, yeah yeah, how long didy'all date?
We actually we were togetherfor two years before we got
married.
Wow, mm-hmm, and we livedtogether for about a year and a

(01:23:44):
half, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
So you were like I know how you poop apart, we're
good.

Speaker 10 (01:23:48):
Pretty much Like I was saying earlier.
It's basically you know, youlearn each other's like quirks
and bad habits and good habitsand you just see if it's
something that you can live withand babe, we just increase your
fiber we're good.

Speaker 6 (01:24:01):
Yeah, I mean, they say that if you can live, if you
can see someone's worst, thenyou can appreciate their best
absolutely yeah, which I likethat phrase much better than if
you can't take me out my worst,then you don't deserve me at my
best I think that is a shittythat's marilyn monroe, I think
that's a shitty.

Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
The scorned woman.
Post you are scorned.

Speaker 6 (01:24:25):
Okay, yeah, we're angry if you can't take me at my
worst.
We have to take off in the buttyeah, listen, botch, you don't
have to that we bleed from ahole every month.

Speaker 5 (01:24:40):
I think there's plenty of guys that are okay not
putting their cock in your buttare they worth it?

Speaker 6 (01:24:49):
they're not you started it.
Have you and friend boy done itin the butt?

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
no, not yet, maybe not after the shot.
Have an arrow shot.
Have you and friend boy done itin the butt?
No Yet, not yet, not yet, maybe, not after the shot.
Maybe have an arrow shot.

Speaker 5 (01:25:06):
I have spicy diarrhea though.
Thanks guys.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
He's done the little doorbell.

Speaker 6 (01:25:08):
We went past the pooping into straight to
diarrhea.
Over each other.

Speaker 10 (01:25:11):
I said what, what in the butt?
I said what, what in the butt?
You want to do it in the butt.

Speaker 4 (01:25:16):
In the butt.

Speaker 6 (01:25:18):
In my butt.
What were those called In thebutt, Bob?

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Because they used memes and gifs.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
What were those called before?
They weren't vines.

Speaker 10 (01:25:26):
They were before vines.
Oh yeah, what were they?

Speaker 5 (01:25:32):
Albino, black sheep, yeah, before vine, Because yeah
like what?

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
what in the butt and the oh my God shoes, like all
that.

Speaker 5 (01:25:39):
Yes, like those YouTube videos At the same time,
it wasn't Vine, though we'regoing to Candy Mountain.

Speaker 6 (01:25:43):
Charlie, charlie, batman, that was just YouTube.
How's Charlie that good?

Speaker 5 (01:25:48):
What was before Vine?

Speaker 6 (01:25:50):
Yeah, it was just YouTube.
What?

Speaker 10 (01:25:52):
were those called.

Speaker 6 (01:25:52):
YouTube was like the first one.
I don't know they were justlittle clips.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
What the hell?
Why am I Googling?
I don't want to Google.
Because, now we have memes,jiffy Gifts and we have what
else?
Jiffy Gifts.

Speaker 5 (01:26:04):
Shorts, shorts, youtube, shorts, reels, reels,
tiktok.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
But those were the OG , it was like the gopher and it
would be like da da da I.

Speaker 5 (01:26:16):
I never read, never saw those.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
Piano cat.

Speaker 5 (01:26:22):
Yeah, I thought those were vines.

Speaker 10 (01:26:23):
No like no, it was before.

Speaker 6 (01:26:25):
Badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom,
mushroom.

Speaker 10 (01:26:28):
I mean, it was just, you know, it was they just
called them like little videoson, you know new grounds.

Speaker 5 (01:26:33):
Everybody like shared them.

Speaker 6 (01:26:40):
And like shared them and were they just on like, uh,
new grounds, you know, some kindof like chat, doing something
weird, like what was it wherethe guy was?

Speaker 5 (01:26:44):
like I'm a flutter snag, like I know he was on
youtube, aol messenger orsomething.

Speaker 10 (01:26:48):
Yeah aim, yep, aol instant messenger, good old aim
or icq, if you remember that Iremember those that one.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Those were the OGG, like the.

Speaker 10 (01:26:59):
Back when the internet first began.
Yeah, piano Cat and the, youknow the internet itself was
made in like the 80s but itdidn't actually become like
widespread into like 98.

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
The military invented it why?

Speaker 5 (01:27:14):
Sort of they kind of grandfathered it in a sense.

Speaker 10 (01:27:19):
I believe it was Al Gore who made the internet.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
Yeah, al Gore was like look at all these booby
pits on here.

Speaker 5 (01:27:25):
Let me teach you how to spell Spell booby.
Didn't he spell something wrong?

Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
B-O-B-B-Y-E Booby.

Speaker 12 (01:27:32):
Booby.

Speaker 5 (01:27:36):
I like booby.
Did you find out what wasbefore?

Speaker 10 (01:27:38):
vines.
That's where the ghosts hangout at the boobay At the boobay.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
Boo.

Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
Okay, google.

Speaker 10 (01:27:46):
Oh, my god what.

Speaker 5 (01:27:51):
Social media platform Came before vine.
What Are you going to talk it?

Speaker 6 (01:28:00):
Here's what I found, probably MySpace.

Speaker 5 (01:28:06):
Yeah, MySpace, oh it's playing on the headphones
MySpace, but I don't think it's.
It said YouTube oh.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
It was YouTubes.

Speaker 5 (01:28:13):
YouTube was the first one.

Speaker 2 (01:28:14):
It's just YouTubes, just little videos on YouTube.
People just shared littleYouTube videos.
Yeah, that was the first.

Speaker 6 (01:28:18):
I just don't think they were called anything in
particular.

Speaker 10 (01:28:21):
Well, I mean before YouTube.
It was just random videos onthings like Newgrounds and
Albino Black Sheep.

Speaker 6 (01:28:30):
College Humor.
Yeah, college Humor, man, Ispent way too much time on
College Humor.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
Way too much fucking time that was always about
Albino Black Sheep for me.

Speaker 5 (01:28:40):
So I have a special surprise for this podcast
episode.

Speaker 2 (01:28:48):
And it may become tradition.

Speaker 5 (01:28:55):
It may become a new segment on the podcast and I am
calling it.
I'm calling it blind karaoke,oh shit.
So I got a little bandana here.

Speaker 10 (01:29:12):
Are we doing NSYNC?

Speaker 5 (01:29:13):
And so as best we can .
We can use this to blindfoldsomeone.

Speaker 6 (01:29:21):
Why didn't you just get her blindfold from?

Speaker 5 (01:29:22):
the nightstand?

Speaker 9 (01:29:23):
I don't have one From your where.

Speaker 5 (01:29:25):
Nightstand.
Oh, I have thesenoise-canceling headphones, oh
damn.
So you're going to put theblindfold on, you're going to
put the headphones on and I'mgoing to play a song.

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
How are we going to know Exactly?
Can you just sing a random song?

Speaker 5 (01:29:40):
and you're gonna try to sing whatever song comes on.
But we won't know.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
You probably know the songs, oh we can I will no, no,
we can't see it, can we can'tsee it?
You'll hear it in theheadphones.
Oh, we can hear it.
And these are songs.

Speaker 5 (01:29:53):
You probably know that you sing in the car very,
very badly and is it the karaokeversion?
No, I just call it blindkaraoke.

Speaker 6 (01:30:02):
Well, it should be the karaoke version of the song.

Speaker 10 (01:30:04):
No, but if you can, hear it what's the point of
doing it if you can still hearit and know it?

Speaker 5 (01:30:11):
Trust no, because you're still going to be in the
mic, so we're all going to hearit.
The people listening orwatching are going to hear it,
and then we're going to play agame to try to guess what
they're trying to sing.

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
Okay, let me prep Good because, Taylor's going
first.

Speaker 8 (01:30:30):
I don't even know, that, trust me, it's going to be
fun.

Speaker 6 (01:30:35):
It's going to be fun.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
What is that?

Speaker 6 (01:30:37):
called Vocalese.
How do you call it Scales?

Speaker 5 (01:30:39):
Scales, okay, arpeggio and and the reason for
the blindfold also is so thatyou're not so aware of us around
you that you may get kind ofnervous.
That's that's really what theblind line.

Speaker 10 (01:30:57):
Definitely blind.
Line is copyrighted Blind linePut those on.
Don't put those on.
Yet.
It's copyrighted per ShaneHarges.

Speaker 6 (01:31:10):
Put these headphones on.
Can't afford a copyright.

Speaker 5 (01:31:12):
Blind line is not to be used by anyone else other
than Shane Harges Plus here'sthe thing I can actually play
the actual music, but since it'scoming through that headphones
and we won't hear the music, Idon't have to worry about
youtube striking the channelbecause I'm playing some popular
song.
So it's a loophole, ladies andgentlemen it's a loophole get

(01:31:36):
hair shit you can't no good whatDo you know how blindfolds work
?
Yeah, why don't you put that onfirst?

Speaker 6 (01:31:45):
We are about to find out Put that on first.

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
This is a hat.

Speaker 5 (01:31:50):
This is a hat.
Well, I know, it's the thingthis is a surgeon's hat Hat.
Well, that's his freedom hat.
It's my biker hat.
There you go.

Speaker 6 (01:32:02):
You look like Daredevil Nice.

Speaker 9 (01:32:04):
Blind superhero, let's see you go.
Okay, can you hear us?

Speaker 5 (01:32:07):
No, why do you respond?
You won't hear once the songstarts playing Lies.
Just make sure where your micis and still sing into the mic.
Okay, you ready Blind karaoke.
Ladies and gentlemen, here wego.
Can you hear it?

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:32:29):
Alright, here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:32:31):
When do I sing?

Speaker 9 (01:32:32):
Just sing along.
I don't know this song.

Speaker 10 (01:32:38):
Most likely not the refrain.

Speaker 5 (01:32:40):
Are they saying uh in the song?

Speaker 6 (01:32:44):
Is it Usher?

Speaker 8 (01:32:46):
I don't know this song.
Uh, uh, uh, uh Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:32:49):
Uh, you gotta sing.
Oh, she's jamming.
I don't know the song, sing it.

Speaker 11 (01:32:56):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:32:58):
Breathing in, breathing out.

Speaker 5 (01:33:03):
I know the song you don't know that song, no, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
Breathing in breathing out.

Speaker 5 (01:33:12):
Do you know this song ?

Speaker 8 (01:33:15):
Oh, hold on, I thought I was done.

Speaker 5 (01:33:17):
No, you could.
I'll use that song on someoneelse.

Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
You're never done.

Speaker 5 (01:33:21):
Why are these?

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
all hard rock.

Speaker 5 (01:33:23):
Can you pick?

Speaker 2 (01:33:24):
a different playlist.

Speaker 5 (01:33:26):
Like a pop playlist.

Speaker 10 (01:33:28):
She knows this one.

Speaker 12 (01:33:29):
My name is Kim.

Speaker 5 (01:33:39):
How about this one?
Oh, oh, yeah, here we go.

Speaker 8 (01:33:41):
How about this one?
Oh, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:33:43):
Oh yeah, here we go Hold on.

Speaker 9 (01:33:50):
Oh, could you see through my eyes Open?

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
door.
She's saying it, she's sayingit.

Speaker 9 (01:34:29):
You know, it's those songs that we kind of know, but
when we're singing them in thecar you couldn't really
understand them.
All right, all right, Wake'msorry.
Oh my God.

Speaker 1 (01:34:45):
Wake me up.

Speaker 6 (01:34:46):
I can't wake up.
I think they're playing tonightat Rock Oklahoma actually.

Speaker 5 (01:34:49):
Are they?

Speaker 6 (01:34:50):
Yeah, slipknot plays tomorrow.
All right, casey Sue let's go,just like her.

Speaker 7 (01:34:54):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
Oh wait a minute.

Speaker 7 (01:34:57):
I sound just like her .

Speaker 10 (01:34:59):
Oh my God, I'm going to pull.
Oh my god, I'm gonna pull afaux paw and I'm gonna go take a
tinkle, go take a tinkle.

Speaker 1 (01:35:07):
Oh my god, I gotta pee, who pees, who pees,
especially on a first date.

Speaker 8 (01:35:16):
I forgot my headphone .

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
You gotta do it as a hat head Head, hat Head hat.

Speaker 6 (01:35:24):
Head hat.
Do I look cool?
No, just pull it down, mindyour business.

Speaker 5 (01:35:31):
You don't have to tie it Mind your business.
Your headphones will keep it on.

Speaker 2 (01:35:35):
Dick licker, he's lucky Ew.

Speaker 5 (01:35:41):
Here's your mic.

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
It's not fair, though she's a singer.

Speaker 5 (01:35:42):
It's not fair, though she's a singer it's not about,
like, whether you can sing ornot if you know the song, oh all
that shots she knows this one.
I can't hear it.

Speaker 6 (01:35:56):
Well, yeah are we waiting for Brian?

Speaker 5 (01:35:59):
no, we're going you'll do the whole song Are we
waiting for Brian.
No, we're going Be right,you'll do the whole song.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
Oh my God, she's jamming out.

Speaker 5 (01:36:09):
I'm glad we can only see the mic.

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:36:16):
It looks like she's jerking it off.
Oh my God, slow down, I'm goingto spurt.

Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
Oh, are you going to sing or not?

Speaker 6 (01:36:24):
Yeah you're going to sing.
There's no singing yet.

Speaker 2 (01:36:27):
Is it instrumental?

Speaker 6 (01:36:32):
It's like 12 measures of instrumental.

Speaker 5 (01:36:34):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:36:34):
Are you sure?
Wake up, put a little makeupGets up on the table.
You wanted to.
You wanted to Wake up Da da dada da da da da da da da da da da
da da da da da da da da da dada da da da da da da da da da da

(01:36:57):
da da da suicide.
Uh-huh, I cry when angelsdeserve to die.

Speaker 5 (01:37:09):
Nice.

Speaker 6 (01:37:15):
Wake up, put a little makeup, shake up, shake up,
shake up.
You wanted to, you wanted to,you wanted to, you wanted to
dance robot you wanted to.

Speaker 2 (01:37:29):
I don't think you trust in okay, okay, we got it
my, you have like all hard rocksongs though yeah, gotta switch
up the genres do a differentplaylist.

Speaker 5 (01:37:40):
Slow jams just look up top karaoke songs that would
actually be.

Speaker 2 (01:37:49):
That could be really really good, because no one
knows Puddle of Mud, I knowPuddle of Mud.

Speaker 10 (01:37:54):
That wasn't one of them that was Chop Suey and I
love the rendition of it thankyou, table little makeup.

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
It was.

Speaker 6 (01:38:01):
And I love the rendition of it.

Speaker 11 (01:38:02):
Thank you, table Little makeup.

Speaker 5 (01:38:08):
Shake up Table Girl cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:38:13):
You wanted to.
You wanted to.

Speaker 13 (01:38:18):
I don't think you trust in my cooking.

Speaker 5 (01:38:20):
See part of the here's, part of the reason for
this bit is if you're singing asong you really know, this isn't
for how accurate you're gettingthe lyrics, no, it's for those
friend songs that are on theoutside of our memory space

(01:39:03):
no-transcript songs that youhave karaoke'd.
Every one of these I'm lookingat.

Speaker 2 (01:39:09):
So like Wet Dream Tomato.

Speaker 5 (01:39:12):
No, I'm gonna hit her with a little bit of French
fries.
I'm gonna hit her with a littlebit of Bon Jovi.

Speaker 6 (01:39:18):
Shut your dirty whore mouth.
I can't tell her I hate BonJovi.
I don't like your, I don't likeyour.

Speaker 2 (01:39:24):
I don't like your bandana.
You look like the X-Men guy.

Speaker 10 (01:39:30):
I did say you look like Daredevil.

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
Daredevil.
I was thinking Flash, orsomething this isn't singing.

Speaker 5 (01:39:48):
I like her guitar though I can't get the song
though.

Speaker 6 (01:39:56):
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner.
Sometimes I feel like I don'thave a partner.
Sometimes I feel like my onlyfriend is the city I live in,
the city of angels.

Speaker 9 (01:40:17):
I switched the song.

Speaker 5 (01:40:19):
It was too good she knew that song.

Speaker 6 (01:40:21):
I don't know that I'm too good.
She knew that song, See.
That's why it doesn't work.
She's like I don't know thatI'm a good person to play this
game.
Do you know the song?
I don't know the song.
It's Creed.
I can't hear it.

Speaker 9 (01:40:35):
I can kill him.
Give him Creed.

Speaker 5 (01:40:46):
And we have to try to guess what song it is.
Or you guys do, because I know.

Speaker 6 (01:40:51):
Spread out before me this is.
Creed as her body goes still.
Is it live?

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
No, I like the full.
I like the song.

Speaker 11 (01:41:01):
I like the song.

Speaker 6 (01:41:04):
Down the horizons.
Body breathe.
We will travel.

Speaker 5 (01:41:26):
This is what I wanted .

Speaker 6 (01:41:27):
This is what I wanted .

Speaker 9 (01:41:34):
In the box.

Speaker 5 (01:41:36):
Nope.

Speaker 2 (01:41:37):
Ever clear, ever green, ever something 90s grunge
.

Speaker 6 (01:41:48):
In Seattle, nirvana.

Speaker 5 (01:41:51):
No Close, but not Nirvana.

Speaker 6 (01:41:54):
In that family of bands that came out.
What was everything?

Speaker 9 (01:42:03):
Bands that came out.

Speaker 6 (01:42:05):
What was everything?
Blind Melon, that's it.
Tattooed everything.

Speaker 10 (01:42:11):
You know the song, I know the song, I just don't
know what.
It's called Leadbetter.

Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
No, it's Pearl Jam, pearl Jam, pearl Jam.

Speaker 6 (01:42:17):
Oh, black Black Is Leadbet better potato fries.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:42:26):
Give me fries.
Your turn, oh shit.

Speaker 10 (01:42:29):
It's my turn.

Speaker 6 (01:42:31):
Can you put on some like girly?

Speaker 10 (01:42:32):
pop.
Oh you bet.

Speaker 2 (01:42:34):
Put on like Christina Aguilera, yeah put on some
Britney.
Spears.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
I'm a genie in the bottle, baby, own it, bitch.

Speaker 9 (01:42:42):
It'll be Come on come on, Come on, damn it girl.

Speaker 2 (01:42:47):
You look like Gambit.

Speaker 5 (01:42:52):
Alright, let me find the song I want.
Okay, I found it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:00):
Get ready.

Speaker 5 (01:43:01):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:43:03):
Baby got that.

Speaker 9 (01:43:17):
Now we wait.
I don't think I've heard thisone.
Tell me what you want, what Ireally really want.

Speaker 10 (01:43:23):
I don't think I've heard this one.

Speaker 7 (01:43:24):
Tell me what you want what you really really want.
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, Iwanna, I wanna, I wanna.

Speaker 9 (01:43:29):
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna
, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, Iwanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna
, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, Iwanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna
.
I Gotta make it loud.

Speaker 10 (01:43:40):
I don't think I've heard this one.

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
Oh, he doesn't know it, I didn't know the first
three.

Speaker 10 (01:43:55):
Let's see.

Speaker 2 (01:43:58):
Pretty sure that was Alice in Chains.
Wrong Creed, wrong Creed, wow,wow it's definitely butt rock,

(01:44:21):
for sure butt rock, butt rock,for sure, butt rock.

Speaker 6 (01:44:23):
What's butt rock is butt rock.
What you listen to when you doit in the butt oh baby baby, oh
baby baby.

Speaker 1 (01:44:40):
How was I supposed to ?
Know, oh baby baby, oh babybaby.
How was I supposed to know?
Something wasn't right, yeah.
The music stopped.

Speaker 9 (01:44:55):
Oh no.

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
It stopped.
We were having a good time.
Oh, baby, baby shouldn't havelet you go.
No, no, no, show me how youwant it to be.
Tell me, baby, because I needto know now, because my

(01:45:22):
loneliness is killing me.
And now I must confess, I stillbelieve, still believe, and
when you're with me I lose mymind.
Give me a sign.
Hit me, baby, one more time,alright.

Speaker 9 (01:45:44):
Give it up Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:45:50):
Bringing the house down on blind karaoke.

Speaker 1 (01:45:53):
Yabatch, yabatch, he fucking knew that song.

Speaker 5 (01:45:57):
Well, who doesn't?

Speaker 6 (01:45:59):
That was awesome.
Alright, holy shit, that wasgreat.

Speaker 5 (01:46:04):
Alright, that's into that, Brian.

Speaker 9 (01:46:06):
Oh hell no.

Speaker 5 (01:46:06):
I gotta get another one, we'll hit you with another
one.
Okay, let's see.
Let's see Again, jesus.
Let's see if you know this Zuss.
Let's see if you know this.

(01:46:51):
I'm going to guess a no.

Speaker 6 (01:46:55):
There's some thinking happening.

Speaker 5 (01:46:57):
There's some thinking , there's some head bobs, not
much singing, though.

Speaker 10 (01:47:03):
I'll have to wait for the refrain on this one.
I know the song.
I'll have to wait for therefrain.
No, just try like a chomp, heylike a chomp, hey like a chomp,
hey chomp, hey like a chomp, hey, like a chomp, hey I wish I

(01:47:30):
could rap, and I probably do alot better with this.

Speaker 5 (01:47:38):
Oh, I thought that was going to be it.

Speaker 10 (01:47:41):
I know the song.
I don't know the words.

Speaker 1 (01:47:46):
I did it all for the nookie.

Speaker 11 (01:47:48):
There you go, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:47:51):
We can move into toilet talks when brother-sister
Taylor gets back.
You can unmask if you want.
What if I don't want?
Well, just switch headphones.
That's all I could be Daredevil, yeah, daredevil, born again.
I can't wait for that to comeout.

Speaker 10 (01:48:14):
There's no one called born again.

Speaker 6 (01:48:15):
Yeah, bringing them back More karaoke no, now out,
there's a new one called bornagain.

Speaker 5 (01:48:26):
Yeah, yeah, bringing them back, bringing them back
more karaoke.
No, now we get into the fun.

Speaker 13 (01:48:35):
He just wanted to wear the bandana.
All right, here we go.
Let's go full throttle.

Speaker 6 (01:48:41):
I just super daddied my pants.
Oh don't, Are you putting it onthe screen?

Speaker 5 (01:48:50):
Yes, I am Well, Brian , sit back relax, get ready.

Speaker 2 (01:48:56):
What are?

Speaker 13 (01:48:56):
we doing.

Speaker 5 (01:48:57):
I think I just told you to hop for no reason.
It's not going to work again,though it's going to work, watch
your head, oh no.

Speaker 9 (01:49:07):
Oh boy, that is not ideal.
Why did he not jump?

Speaker 5 (01:49:11):
I saw that coming from a mile away.

Speaker 1 (01:49:14):
Cut to his gold house .
Why did he jump?
Oh, I like that hat though.

Speaker 6 (01:49:21):
Why are there so many guys in a?

Speaker 9 (01:49:22):
minivan.

Speaker 10 (01:49:25):
That sounds like a show actually.

Speaker 9 (01:49:27):
Why are there so many guys in a minivan?

Speaker 2 (01:49:29):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (01:49:31):
Eat your heart out, Axel.

Speaker 2 (01:49:32):
I like him.

Speaker 8 (01:49:34):
You should have him on.

Speaker 6 (01:49:35):
Blind Karaoke.
You spelled Axel wrong.
No no, axley Axley, axley Axley.

Speaker 13 (01:49:45):
Oh here he comes oh no.

Speaker 9 (01:49:58):
That sounded like me, oh god.

Speaker 6 (01:50:15):
That's a well-maintained mullet.

Speaker 2 (01:50:20):
I think it's the king of mullets.
I like the feather too guys.

Speaker 6 (01:50:24):
No, what's great is?

Speaker 5 (01:50:26):
it says eat your heart out.
Like this version, mr rosesupersedes yours.
Guys, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 6 (01:50:36):
Don't, don't Pause, pause.
Okay, the other day on my driveto work I saw five mullets.
Five, five.
On my way to work.

Speaker 5 (01:50:46):
You had to stop our talk.
Videos for mullets.

Speaker 6 (01:50:50):
I'm just really confused about what was
happening on Thursday.

Speaker 5 (01:50:54):
Were they high school kids?
No, were they junior high kids?

Speaker 6 (01:50:58):
No children, all adults, and not in the same car.
None of them were together.

Speaker 5 (01:51:04):
It wasn't a gaggle of mullets, it was not a gaggle of
mullets.

Speaker 6 (01:51:08):
It was just independent mullets.

Speaker 5 (01:51:10):
Just individual mullets in the wild.

Speaker 6 (01:51:13):
It really it unnerved me to see that many wild
mullets.

Speaker 2 (01:51:18):
I thought they were going out.

Speaker 6 (01:51:19):
No, they were.
I found five of them, oh shit,and it was scary.

Speaker 10 (01:51:22):
The mullets are coming back.

Speaker 6 (01:51:25):
Okay, carry on.

Speaker 12 (01:51:27):
Carry on Chitty on Spitzball.

Speaker 9 (01:51:30):
Spitzball.
Oh no, that's about $30 downthe drain.
He just gave up on life.

Speaker 5 (01:51:38):
Probably a production assistant Going back and
selling.

Speaker 10 (01:51:39):
That's about $30 down the drain At least.

Speaker 9 (01:51:44):
Oh no, oh man.

Speaker 6 (01:51:50):
Oh no, that was sad, oh no.

Speaker 9 (01:51:55):
Oh, no Just hugged it .

Speaker 2 (01:51:57):
I kind of want to do this.
Oh, what the fuck I want to dothis.

Speaker 1 (01:52:04):
So he puked because she burped.

Speaker 2 (01:52:06):
No, they chugged the Sprite.
How are you feeling?

Speaker 5 (01:52:09):
It's the Sprite challenge.

Speaker 2 (01:52:10):
It's just not meant to be drunk in one sitting.

Speaker 9 (01:52:12):
Drunk.
It's just not meant for it.
I didn't finish.

Speaker 1 (01:52:19):
So it's like a whole bottle of Sprite.

Speaker 6 (01:52:21):
Is that what it is?
Yeah, you like chug Sprite andthen, burp, let's see.

Speaker 5 (01:52:27):
You try not to burp and finish the bottle.

Speaker 10 (01:52:32):
That might be what I'm going to need to do for our
scene at the diner.

Speaker 11 (01:52:37):
I was just wondering about that, because my burps
aren't that loud going to needto do for our scene at the diner
.
You know what I mean.
I was just wondering about thatbecause my burps aren't that
loud.

Speaker 9 (01:52:44):
Oh, these will be.
Do you feel like you're goingto burp?
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:52:53):
That's how I feel when I play beer pong anymore.

Speaker 10 (01:52:56):
It just comes out without warning.

Speaker 5 (01:52:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:53:03):
God.

Speaker 5 (01:53:06):
You need to go get your voice box checked what a
wheeze.

Speaker 9 (01:53:10):
Oh my God.

Speaker 5 (01:53:13):
Good night.

Speaker 9 (01:53:14):
God that hurt.

Speaker 13 (01:53:16):
It's a good tactic for us to do this stuff because,
as they don't realize, we'retraining at the same time we're
doing this.

Speaker 9 (01:53:23):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 13 (01:53:24):
We're training at the same time.
So everything that I'm teachingthese guys is literally
training, but also it's funstuff.
Coming up is literally a ghosttour, Literally.
Right now I'm working my bestto get myself a vehicle so we
can go to Gettysburg.
Once we're in Gettysburg, I'mgoing to talk to the police

(01:53:48):
department to see if I can getinto a hotel.
There is a rumor about seeingthat it's haunted.
I'm going to tell the officersthat I have some special
equipment.

Speaker 6 (01:54:00):
I'm an ex-firefighter .

Speaker 13 (01:54:01):
She's an ex-firefighter, what?

Speaker 6 (01:54:03):
Firefighter, calm the fuck down.
What do you mean?
You fought fires.

Speaker 5 (01:54:07):
Now, do you know a fireman?

Speaker 10 (01:54:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:54:13):
Okay, we know firemen .

Speaker 8 (01:54:16):
You've known a fireman?

Speaker 6 (01:54:18):
Oh no.

Speaker 5 (01:54:21):
I've done them.
I have done that too.
Would your first inclinationseen these two?
Nope, oh yeah, firefighters,absolutely, that's absolutely
your firefighter, right therehere's the thing it's
firefighters in ma.

Speaker 1 (01:54:36):
The red hair kind of reflects the fire, Fire crotches
firefighters same thing.

Speaker 6 (01:54:41):
Yes, yes, exactly.
Oh, I like the logic, the flameretreats from the red hair.

Speaker 2 (01:54:46):
It's like Gypsy Rose.

Speaker 5 (01:54:48):
But, I kind of wish the fire would take care of his
nipple hair situation.

Speaker 2 (01:54:54):
The nipple hair is freaking me out a bit.

Speaker 10 (01:54:56):
The singeing.
That's like his special power.

Speaker 1 (01:54:59):
It's bushy.

Speaker 5 (01:55:00):
His nipples have beards.

Speaker 9 (01:55:03):
It's fucking weird.

Speaker 13 (01:55:05):
Why do people breathe?
We're got to be explaining therules a lot better.
Normally when I'm doingtraining and stuff with these
guys.

Speaker 6 (01:55:14):
Now remember WP stands for wolf pack elite oh
sure what does that mean?
Elite, that's their grouptraining.
What's a wolf pack?

Speaker 5 (01:55:26):
like a group of people call themselves a wolf
pack because they want to soundbadass and that guy right there
with the hairy.

Speaker 6 (01:55:36):
Hairy nips.

Speaker 5 (01:55:37):
Glorious nipple hair.

Speaker 6 (01:55:39):
Bush nips, bush nips, over here he's a bush nip.

Speaker 5 (01:55:43):
He calls himself Alpha.
No, he's the Alpha.
Now they're training playinghide and go seek Nice With the
ghosts.

Speaker 13 (01:55:54):
With the ghosts.
I normally have my keys on me.
Normally.
But since I'm doing a lot ofrunning around and stuff and
it's kind of the ranking kindsof dead giveaway.
And the keys give a deadgiveaway of where I'm going.
You need to put your shirt on.
I decided to take them off.

Speaker 1 (01:56:07):
You need to go put a shirt on.

Speaker 5 (01:56:10):
Now Agreed.
I guarantee their neighbors arelooking out the window going
Jesus fucking Christ Fucking.
Are looking out the windowgoing Jesus fucking Christ
Fucking.
Wolfpack again Fucking.
Evan is out there again.
He tries to make him call himAlpha he says they're running by
my window making noise.
I hear his fucking keys, yeah,howling, and I.

(01:56:34):
He says they're training and Itell them no, you're just
playing.

Speaker 10 (01:56:39):
I can go see hey, listen, evan is my dead name.
You don't use that, never.

Speaker 2 (01:56:44):
My name is alpha I don't want to put a shirt on you
guys, you said you're gonna puta shirt on if we're taking a
break oh, so we're taking ourbreak now we're not taking a
break.
Go put a shirt on, so you'd beable to hide better look who's
so dejected.

Speaker 1 (01:56:57):
He's so upset that he has to put a shirt on.

Speaker 6 (01:57:10):
I put a shirt on.

Speaker 9 (01:57:11):
Oh shit.

Speaker 6 (01:57:12):
Was that Taylor on a slide?

Speaker 9 (01:57:14):
That was Ow Ow.
What was that?
You didn't hear her.

Speaker 5 (01:57:19):
It was a whiplash.
You got to hear her.

Speaker 9 (01:57:21):
Listen to the little girl I was Ow Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow Ow Ow, ow,ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
Ow Ow.
You didn't hear her.
It was a whiplash.
You gotta hear her.
Listen to Stop filming.

Speaker 1 (01:57:43):
Sucks for that guy.
No one cares, do it again, doit again.

Speaker 6 (01:57:47):
Oh no, sipping on some scissors, I can't pay
attention.
Wait, wait, wait Okay.

Speaker 9 (01:57:55):
Oh, dang, he's got a medical facility.
Wait, wait, wait, okay.
Oh God, dang, he's got amedical facility.

Speaker 1 (01:58:02):
I don't know what the fuck, he did FEMA.

Speaker 10 (01:58:05):
No one gives a shit.

Speaker 11 (01:58:08):
Sip in on some scissors.
Sip sip in on some scissors.
Sip it no.
Some sips, sip it no.
Some sips, sip it no some sips,sip it.

Speaker 5 (01:58:24):
no, some sips.

Speaker 11 (01:58:25):
Why does his eyes do that?

Speaker 10 (01:58:27):
I'm pretty sure he's drunk.

Speaker 11 (01:58:30):
No, sip it no.
Some sips, Sip it no, some sips, some niggas scared.

Speaker 1 (01:58:39):
What?
No, I know who this is.
Is this a flownace?

Speaker 11 (01:58:41):
Flownace.

Speaker 5 (01:58:51):
Sounds like he did our blind karaoke yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:58:52):
I was going to say I know who this is.
You know that guy?
No, but I know who he is deepdown.

Speaker 9 (01:59:02):
He has mini TikTok videos.

Speaker 11 (01:59:08):
Would you just?

Speaker 5 (01:59:08):
shake in your head and open it.

Speaker 11 (01:59:27):
Can you sound clip that?

Speaker 5 (01:59:29):
I like his version better.
I gotta say no that.

Speaker 10 (01:59:31):
Sizzip is supposed to be syrup.

Speaker 6 (01:59:33):
That Wait, wait, wait .
Hold on, I'm trying, I'm trying.
Do not talk to me that wayhusband you invited me to be
here.
Thank you did you did I, did I?
No, that was.
That was a theater kid who'strying to be relevant with

(01:59:55):
hip-hop well, he's a song.

Speaker 5 (01:59:57):
He does all kinds of songs.

Speaker 6 (01:59:59):
No, I'm just that particular video that's a
theater kid.

Speaker 5 (02:00:05):
Okay, well, let's see what Wilma and her wheelchair
is going to do.

Speaker 10 (02:00:10):
I like that dress.
She's going to fall intosomething oh.

Speaker 2 (02:00:20):
She got stuck, oh no.

Speaker 10 (02:00:21):
She had an intimate meeting with that wall and
people just kept walking by.

Speaker 1 (02:00:25):
They're like no, I'm not grabbing.

Speaker 5 (02:00:26):
The video's still going.

Speaker 1 (02:00:27):
Man, you gotta keep the video rolling.
Like bitch you're rolling.
You can see the wall You're notblind.

Speaker 5 (02:00:36):
Oh shit, my alignment's off.
Shit, oh shit my alignment'soff.

Speaker 9 (02:00:40):
Shit, ah, oh no, oh.

Speaker 8 (02:00:58):
Sweet.

Speaker 10 (02:01:23):
Sweet, oh, oh, oh, man, you see that thing's moving
, so fast.

Speaker 5 (02:01:29):
They're using google translate.
They're like do not turn yourhead to follow my finger, just
your eyes.

Speaker 9 (02:01:36):
Oh, yes, yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:01:38):
Yes, yes Okay.

Speaker 9 (02:01:43):
Hold it.

Speaker 7 (02:01:45):
The other guy.

Speaker 5 (02:01:47):
The other guy's walking away like.

Speaker 9 (02:01:49):
Oh my.

Speaker 5 (02:01:49):
God, this is great.

Speaker 13 (02:01:56):
Oh, he's just happy to be there.

Speaker 6 (02:01:57):
No idea.

Speaker 10 (02:02:02):
No idea, he's drunk off his ass.

Speaker 6 (02:02:06):
north carolina why does he have all of the buttons
on his polo undone?

Speaker 10 (02:02:13):
yes, he probably has no idea what the hell that
thing is saying yes I understandwhen I'm asking you to look at
the tip of my finger.

Speaker 5 (02:02:19):
follow it with just your eyes and do not turn your
head.

Speaker 1 (02:02:24):
Yes, oh, it's juice.

Speaker 6 (02:02:30):
Chinese.
Oh yeah, taiwanese, yeah, yes,that's Taiwanese, yes, taiwanese
.

Speaker 5 (02:02:39):
One more time High five no.

Speaker 1 (02:02:44):
Now, I follow your hand, I follow your hand.

Speaker 6 (02:02:47):
With my hand.
I follow your hand with my hand, high finger.

Speaker 5 (02:03:03):
High finger.
I love it when people calltheir pets bro.

Speaker 6 (02:03:09):
Oh no, they're going to flip, they're going to flip.

Speaker 9 (02:03:11):
Oh God.

Speaker 5 (02:03:15):
No, they're holding on.
They're good.
They're good, they're pros,they're pros, they're good
they're pros, they're pros.

Speaker 9 (02:03:28):
Watch See Easy peasy, cool, ah, buffering.

Speaker 5 (02:03:39):
Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye Woo.
They're not good.
I take it back.

Speaker 2 (02:03:47):
Oh, no, oh, this is the good old days.

Speaker 6 (02:03:51):
I had to get stitches in my tongue Once from tubing.

Speaker 9 (02:03:53):
Your tongue.

Speaker 5 (02:03:56):
Oh no, this is what they should have had In the
Olympics, so.

Speaker 10 (02:04:02):
Groovement.

Speaker 6 (02:04:05):
Groovement.

Speaker 2 (02:04:06):
What the fuck is this ?
I don't like this.

Speaker 10 (02:04:10):
It's the robot he doesn't have a neck the robot.

Speaker 12 (02:04:17):
He's a robot.

Speaker 6 (02:04:26):
It's like a real life animatronic.

Speaker 10 (02:04:32):
It's like claymation it does.

Speaker 5 (02:04:35):
I could see Sawyer doing this, for sure.
I think he does this.

Speaker 6 (02:04:48):
hit him with that slow-mo it's a weird cosplay of
Urkel oh.

Speaker 9 (02:05:03):
Oh oh, five, four, three, two, one.

Speaker 6 (02:05:13):
That was cool as shit .

Speaker 9 (02:05:17):
Oh no, no, what happened was cool as shit.
Oh no, no, what happened?
What is she thinking?

Speaker 10 (02:05:31):
that's a guy no, is it?

Speaker 9 (02:05:35):
Listen to the voice oh, oh, no, I didn't.

Speaker 10 (02:05:50):
That's a guy that is a guy.

Speaker 9 (02:06:06):
Oh no.

Speaker 5 (02:06:07):
Oh no.

Speaker 3 (02:06:08):
Break it down.

Speaker 9 (02:06:08):
Get it.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, stop, oh, moveit yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:06:18):
Do you think your hips are moving?

Speaker 10 (02:06:21):
that's my hips.
He's got that belly dance goingoh yeah, oh hey, related
related videos oh, did it fart,did it fall oh no

Speaker 11 (02:06:33):
I am the rarest thing on earth.
I am the one, the only.

Speaker 1 (02:06:42):
I'm a raven, of course.
What in the hell was that?
That's what the internet ismissing.

Speaker 6 (02:06:51):
That is what the internet is missing, oh, oh.

Speaker 9 (02:06:58):
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 6 (02:07:14):
Oh my god, the side eye, that's so good.

Speaker 9 (02:07:22):
What I hate it oh my god, I can't hey, hey.
I can't say guess a lot whenyou fart, the fuck is happening.

(02:07:49):
Mother, mother, self-judgmental.

Speaker 6 (02:07:58):
That dog was embarrassed for you.

Speaker 2 (02:08:00):
This is our second attempt to light an underwater
fart.

Speaker 10 (02:08:05):
A lot of people didn't believe the plunging
hooting power of my brother here, my brother, he had to put one
off without his hands.

Speaker 9 (02:08:14):
Pooting, poating power.
I want to hang out with himReady Pooting power.

Speaker 2 (02:08:16):
I want to hang out with him Ready Putin power.

Speaker 6 (02:08:23):
Come on, he's going to shit.

Speaker 1 (02:08:26):
Oh my God, Are you serious right now?

Speaker 9 (02:08:28):
He shit.
Oh no, we got to shock the pool.

Speaker 2 (02:08:35):
Are you serious right now?
God?

Speaker 5 (02:08:37):
damn it, gerald.
We got to shock the pool now.
Shit serious right now.
God damn it.

Speaker 1 (02:08:39):
Gerald, we gotta shock the pool now.
Shit, I squeezed out of shit.
I squeezed out of shit.

Speaker 5 (02:08:45):
Did you shit?
I smell shit.

Speaker 2 (02:08:49):
Yeah, you better shock it.
Alright, this is our thirdattempt.
Wow, just like our podcast.

Speaker 11 (02:08:57):
Exactly, this is our third attempt.
Wow, just like our podcast.

Speaker 5 (02:08:59):
Exactly.

Speaker 11 (02:09:01):
This time we're going to do it.

Speaker 2 (02:09:03):
Third attempt.
Him having a bottle or mehaving gas in my hand, so this
time he's going to raise hishands up in the air.
Oh, I got some single water.

Speaker 10 (02:09:10):
Don't do it, officer .
Top of the water here that'splamable.

Speaker 11 (02:09:13):
Plamable, Jeremy.
Whenever you're ready, get thisthing going.

Speaker 9 (02:09:17):
Don't shit.

Speaker 1 (02:09:17):
Try it again.
Try it again, go, try it again.

Speaker 12 (02:09:26):
Oh shit.

Speaker 5 (02:09:28):
Fucking Harry Potter right there $10.

Speaker 6 (02:09:32):
Indian street head massage will put you to sleep oh
.
God.

Speaker 5 (02:09:39):
What street?

Speaker 1 (02:09:41):
I don't think.

Speaker 6 (02:09:44):
Olive oil Looking like a beauty.
Oh, that was you.
I thought it was the video.

Speaker 5 (02:09:51):
No, it was the video.

Speaker 2 (02:09:55):
A little flippy-flappy Pop track.

Speaker 5 (02:09:58):
It's great why why?

Speaker 9 (02:10:05):
Don't flip my nipples .
Why are we slapping the manhams?

Speaker 5 (02:10:08):
Hey, dude Fucking squeezed his manham there, bro
Okay.

Speaker 6 (02:10:14):
Tippy tappies on the shoulder.
I'm getting behind this, oh.

Speaker 5 (02:10:16):
Okay, okay, tippy-tappies on the shoulder.
He's beatboxing, I'm gettingbehind this.

Speaker 2 (02:10:18):
All right, those fingers.

Speaker 5 (02:10:20):
Oh, okay, a little concussed, but let's roll with
it, let's see where it goes.
He's beatboxing.

Speaker 10 (02:10:27):
Are you supposed to?

Speaker 5 (02:10:27):
go to sleep yeah are you?
Supposed to go to sleep to this?

Speaker 6 (02:10:30):
Yeah, I think with a concussion.

Speaker 10 (02:10:34):
By the end of it he's going to be unconscious.

Speaker 9 (02:10:38):
I'm going to try this on Friend Boy later.

Speaker 2 (02:10:41):
Yeah, do this on Friend Boy.
I am going to try this Ilearned this on TikTok.

Speaker 5 (02:10:46):
Make sure you do this , oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:10:48):
He has nice titties though.

Speaker 10 (02:10:50):
He does.
Grab the manhams, mm-hmm, grabthe manhams he has manhams.

Speaker 2 (02:10:54):
He has like taut pecs .

Speaker 6 (02:11:02):
Taut man.
He has like pecs hot, pecs hothot for an old guy.
Stop flicking his head.
Oh, god damn.
Oh, we're jamming.
Is this in a rave?

Speaker 9 (02:11:20):
god, you know this, you know they both smell bad.

Speaker 1 (02:11:23):
Oh, they do like cheese, I do Like cheese, goat
cheese.
Is he asleep?

Speaker 10 (02:11:26):
I think he is.
He's just gone, I mean.

Speaker 5 (02:11:29):
Just wondering what streak they were on.

Speaker 2 (02:11:30):
I do like my hair clinker.
This song I wrote called Fuckthis Job.
I Wanna Go Home.

Speaker 12 (02:11:34):
I feel, that, that's it.

Speaker 1 (02:11:41):
Oh, we already heard balls.

Speaker 6 (02:11:42):
Hey, we already know this boy Fuckin' boy.

Speaker 12 (02:11:46):
No ball pops again.
No ball pops again, woohoo.

Speaker 9 (02:12:02):
Woohoo, oh no, oh no, hit the brakes.
Hi Dad, there he goes.

Speaker 5 (02:12:12):
And he doesn't come back up.
He's like I'm done.

Speaker 3 (02:12:15):
I'm fucking Don't trip on the kayak Got it.

Speaker 9 (02:12:17):
Don't trip on the kayak.

Speaker 5 (02:12:18):
Got it.

Speaker 11 (02:12:21):
Whoa, I told you don't trip on that, okay.

Speaker 1 (02:12:27):
No hablar ingles.
He takes a photo.

Speaker 5 (02:12:30):
You see the flash go off?
He's like I'm going in.
That's me later.
Oh, some more farts.

Speaker 6 (02:12:44):
Shit, the fuck Ew.

Speaker 9 (02:12:50):
Oh God, they have the same look.
What the hell.

Speaker 5 (02:12:54):
He looks at the cat he's like.
I have no idea, bro.

Speaker 9 (02:13:00):
We saw that one, the dog, hates it.
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 5 (02:13:06):
Make me tear this toy up.

Speaker 9 (02:13:09):
What was that Ah?

Speaker 6 (02:13:15):
Oh yeah, what was that?
That's why Shane wants a bird.
What was that?

Speaker 9 (02:13:21):
That's why Shane wants a bird.
What was that?
Oh?

Speaker 6 (02:13:23):
You, you, fucker, fuck you bud.

Speaker 5 (02:13:34):
Good cat, good cat.

Speaker 9 (02:13:36):
Good kitty cat Just with it.
What in?

Speaker 6 (02:13:39):
the fuck He's's gonna puke in your shoe oh, oh, oh oh
, snowman do you have a dildo?

Speaker 3 (02:13:56):
what a dildo you don't know what a dildo it's bad
.
Don't you understand it's bad.

Speaker 9 (02:14:04):
It's bad.
Wait, it's bad.
I think it's bad.
You know what it?

Speaker 3 (02:14:09):
is what is it?

Speaker 2 (02:14:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (02:14:21):
Are you hiding it?
I'm asking what is it?
I don't know.
Okay, shut up.
Okay.
Okay, I'm going to find out.
Okay.

Speaker 7 (02:14:29):
Mom, do you have a STD?

Speaker 11 (02:14:33):
What STD?

Speaker 7 (02:14:34):
You don't know what a STD is, they ask if you have a
STD.

Speaker 2 (02:14:37):
What does STD mean?
I don't know what it means.

Speaker 7 (02:14:39):
Let's look up the definition A sexual transmitted
disease, std.
So it's like herpes, chlamydia,gonorrhea, aids, hiv.

Speaker 11 (02:14:48):
Man, why do I have to answer that question?

Speaker 7 (02:14:50):
So her answer is yes.
No.

Speaker 3 (02:14:56):
No man, I don't know what a dildo is.
I don't know what a dildo is,oh no.

Speaker 5 (02:15:01):
They are the children of the community.

Speaker 9 (02:15:03):
I'm a dildo.

Speaker 8 (02:15:06):
This is great.
When we talk about the childrenof the community, they are the
children of the community.

Speaker 9 (02:15:12):
Interesting.
This is an aspen.

Speaker 13 (02:15:15):
You can tell that it's an aspen tree because of
the way it is.

Speaker 5 (02:15:26):
This is our dad coming up on the bike.
Dude, that's a nice bike dude.
Yeah, it's a drop foot Get it,get it.

Speaker 10 (02:15:42):
He was blown away by the awesome he was.

Speaker 9 (02:15:45):
Oh my God, I'm going to record because I don't know
what's about to happen.
But I'm leaving this guy'shouse and the whole time he was
shish kabobing it from the back.
I felt like I was going to shit, lay an egg or something.
Shish kabobing it from the back.
I felt like I was going to shit, lay an egg or something I got

(02:16:06):
to get the fuck out of here, hey, Lily is that you Shish
kabobing?

Speaker 6 (02:16:13):
Oh no, this is me.
I don't even know the video butI know it's me.

Speaker 9 (02:16:21):
Oh no, uh.
Oh, they know a trick.
Oh shit no.

Speaker 6 (02:16:29):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 5 (02:16:33):
I hope they didn't need a funnel cake before that.
Oh, it's kinda slowing, slowingdown.
It's slowing down.
Nope, that shit picked up ohhe's screwed.

Speaker 10 (02:16:54):
He is screwed.

Speaker 12 (02:16:55):
He is screwed, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (02:17:05):
He can't stop.
Where is that?
He is so screwed?

Speaker 12 (02:17:13):
Yeah, I would throw up.

Speaker 9 (02:17:18):
Yeah, you call him.
I'm calling the sheriff'sdepartment.
I just got assaulted by his oldphone.
There you go, oh no.

Speaker 2 (02:17:25):
What did he do?
Piss on the mark.

Speaker 13 (02:17:28):
Oh, no, I might have a few quirks, but at least my
feet don't sting.

Speaker 9 (02:17:33):
Yes, sir, what the fuck Godzilla Stop.

Speaker 6 (02:17:50):
Don't touch me there.
This is my no-no.
Square Speaking of social mediabefore Vine.
Stop, don't touch me there.
This is my no before Vine.
Wow, I remember that.
That's worse, oh.

Speaker 9 (02:18:15):
It was the other one Damn.
I don't know why.
It was the other horse Damn.
I don't know why he was sosmooth.
It's crazy, did he?

Speaker 6 (02:18:23):
look like.

Speaker 1 (02:18:26):
Good God, he's got a back, fart you good, I love a
happy horse, no, I love a happyhorn.

Speaker 10 (02:18:40):
No, I like how they just have to lift their tail out
of the way.
Horses don't even care?

Speaker 9 (02:18:48):
Oh, it kicks it at you.

Speaker 11 (02:18:51):
With a kick.

Speaker 6 (02:19:07):
He waited until he got to the camera.
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (02:19:11):
Makes me wonder if that's a wild defense mechanism.

Speaker 6 (02:19:13):
That's kind of how I kick mine out, it's true.

Speaker 2 (02:19:15):
Don't you ever tell my baby.

Speaker 5 (02:19:17):
Don't you ever oh my god, that's not what I thought
you ever tell my baby?
No, you have.

Speaker 10 (02:19:20):
Oh my God, that's not what I thought it was going
to be.
And now he's gone.

Speaker 9 (02:19:26):
What is happening to?
Her right now.
Put her shirt down, lady, holdon.

Speaker 5 (02:19:33):
He says here's the kitchen, bedroom, living room
all in one space, and then dogfood just everywhere.

Speaker 6 (02:19:48):
Oh, that is the bedroom.

Speaker 5 (02:19:48):
I thought that was the couch and look, they even
have the food bowl is not in thelittle stand.
Yeah, it's just out.
If you just put it there, thisis what it's there for, okay,
west Virginia.

Speaker 9 (02:20:06):
What did you think was gonna happen?

Speaker 6 (02:20:08):
Skippy, oh, she has boots on Her boots.

Speaker 12 (02:20:12):
Sean you alright in there.
I just gave birth Carl.

Speaker 9 (02:20:20):
God damn Guys trip.

Speaker 12 (02:20:24):
You know, you got that last little clanker that
won't let go like an ugly birdwho won't stop texting.
Kind of exactly the same.
My finger just went through thetop of my bird.

Speaker 5 (02:20:38):
You bust me at my parents' house.
You want to see somethingthat's nuts, that's nuts, jesus
Christ, them ain't nuts, themare balls.
Those are nuts.
My ears, those are balls Damn.

Speaker 7 (02:20:58):
Oh God.

Speaker 6 (02:21:03):
Oh, no, you're running too fast when?

Speaker 9 (02:21:04):
are you going so fast ?
You gonna go shit?
Great Okay.
How did you spell lightning?
How did you spell lightningLightly, lightly.

Speaker 3 (02:21:16):
Lightling.

Speaker 11 (02:21:21):
L-I-G-H-T-L-I-N-G.

Speaker 3 (02:21:22):
Lightling, lightling, lightling.

Speaker 1 (02:21:24):
L-I-G-H-T-L-I-N-G.

Speaker 3 (02:21:25):
Lightling.
What's Lightling, lightling,lightling, yeah, the what.
Where'd you get the second?

Speaker 5 (02:21:29):
one from yeah.

Speaker 9 (02:21:30):
Makes sense.

Speaker 5 (02:21:30):
Lightling.

Speaker 3 (02:21:31):
Lightling.

Speaker 1 (02:21:32):
Ooh, what Lightling, lightling, Lightling, lightling.

Speaker 3 (02:21:34):
Lightling.
Lightning what?

Speaker 2 (02:21:36):
Lightning.

Speaker 3 (02:21:36):
Lightning, lightning.

Speaker 12 (02:21:39):
Lightning, lightning , okay, lightning.

Speaker 5 (02:21:41):
Lightning.

Speaker 2 (02:21:42):
I'm so sure Lightning , oh my God.

Speaker 1 (02:21:46):
Cool George stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:21:48):
I know it's kind of mean what, what.

Speaker 7 (02:21:53):
It's lightning, lightning.

Speaker 6 (02:21:54):
Mean.

Speaker 5 (02:21:55):
Lightning.
You're wrong.
I've been saying it Lightning.

Speaker 9 (02:21:58):
Lightning, lightning.
You're wrong, I've been sayingit.

Speaker 11 (02:22:01):
Lightning.

Speaker 9 (02:22:03):
Lightning.

Speaker 10 (02:22:04):
I'm not the only one , sorry, buddy Hear it.

Speaker 1 (02:22:08):
It says lightning, it's lightning, lightning.

Speaker 3 (02:22:11):
Google it no lightning, alexa.
How do you spell lightning?

Speaker 9 (02:22:25):
Lightning is spelled.
L-i-g-g-g-n-i oh, he's like I'mout Lightning, lightning.
Oh my God, that was dramatic.
Oh my god, that was dramatic.
Ah, oh shit, jesus Christ.

Speaker 8 (02:22:48):
You might have to get over here, this shouldn't scare
your wife.

Speaker 11 (02:23:10):
What you doing.
What you doing.

Speaker 6 (02:23:43):
I hate getting scared put your moves away.
No, oh my god, he thinksthey're moving a whole lot more
Look in my eyes.

Speaker 12 (02:24:05):
What do you see?
The cult of personality.
Oh, shit.

Speaker 9 (02:24:11):
I know your anger, I know your dreams.

Speaker 5 (02:24:19):
I've been everything you want to be.

Speaker 11 (02:24:23):
Oh, I'm the cult of personality.

Speaker 9 (02:24:24):
Kent's outside again, like Mussolini and Kennedy.

Speaker 12 (02:24:32):
I'm the cult of personality.

Speaker 11 (02:24:36):
The cult of personality.

Speaker 5 (02:24:37):
You have the power not to post this.

Speaker 3 (02:24:41):
He thought this is fucking badass.

Speaker 9 (02:24:42):
He was like shit, I'm going to get so much puss with
this.

Speaker 6 (02:24:46):
I trust my mind.
Yeah, no, you shouldn't I trustyou.

Speaker 5 (02:24:50):
You shouldn't do that .
Of course, I got it.

Speaker 6 (02:24:55):
Oops, absolutely not oh my god, what is that mullet?

Speaker 9 (02:25:02):
Oh, no, oh, In the butthole, no.

Speaker 10 (02:25:12):
Right in his balls, directly on his ballsack.

Speaker 9 (02:25:17):
Oh, oh, god God.

Speaker 1 (02:25:25):
He ain't having kids.

Speaker 12 (02:25:30):
It didn't do anything.
It hit my damn nut, sack it hitmy nut sack.

Speaker 1 (02:25:38):
That's not what I was aiming for.
It went.
It's not what I was aiming forit went between the cheeks and
entered my nut sack.

Speaker 3 (02:25:44):
It went between my cheeks, between the cheeks.

Speaker 9 (02:25:47):
It entered my nut sack.

Speaker 2 (02:25:51):
Oh my god, he was so calm too, woo.

Speaker 10 (02:25:54):
Before the next one, Shane, I'm afraid I'm going to
have to get out of here, okay,no, no, brian's got a long drive
back he sure does.
Well, Brian, we welcome you wethank you, thank you guys, this
was fun.

Speaker 6 (02:26:11):
Hell, yeah, this was a good episode.
Yeah, this was a lot of funHallelujah.

Speaker 5 (02:26:17):
And we'll finish our talks out after Brian is.

Speaker 10 (02:26:21):
After I've exited the building.
Yes, after you've departed,after he's departed.

Speaker 6 (02:26:26):
Departed.

Speaker 10 (02:26:28):
The departed.

Speaker 6 (02:26:29):
What is your parting words?

Speaker 5 (02:26:33):
of wisdom.
Parting words of Farting wordsof wisdom, farting words of
wisdom.

Speaker 10 (02:26:37):
Yes, let me get you in the mood, flatulate long and
flatulate with much joy.

Speaker 9 (02:26:46):
That's the best.
I'm putting that on a fuckingt-shirt.

Speaker 5 (02:26:50):
I should have went like so say it again.

Speaker 10 (02:26:55):
Yes.
Flatulate long and with muchjoy brian's been the best.

Speaker 6 (02:27:04):
Oh wait, can you?
Can you tell the banana boy?
Oh?

Speaker 10 (02:27:08):
oh, can we talk?
About banana boy before youyeah, interesting about that is
we have a scene in, uh, the meatman which is coming up.
Uh, probably, 2025, maybe, butum, we're in the grocery store
no hardware store we're in thehardware store and we're uh
collecting um different types ofknickknacks and whatnot for uh,
our scene.
And uh, towards the end of it,after I have my confrontation

(02:27:31):
with a uh couple, I uh go offinto the corner and then shane
here my brother, who's uh go offinto the corner and then shane
here my brother, who's uh umterrible, yeah, his character's
name is derrick and mycharacter's name is denny.
So denny derrick says to dennylike uh, so okay, so we have
this, this and this.
Is there anything we'reforgetting?
And then, uh, my characterlooks at him and says bananas.

(02:27:52):
And then he says we're in ahardware store.
Where the hell are you going tofind bananas?

Speaker 1 (02:28:00):
What the hell are you thinking?

Speaker 5 (02:28:03):
And then On set that night.

Speaker 6 (02:28:05):
On set that night I got.
I was lucky enough to be anextra, and so we pretty much
stayed in character.
Brian as Denny.

Speaker 10 (02:28:12):
Yeah, trying to freak people out as much as I
can.

Speaker 6 (02:28:16):
Just in this same character.
That is super fucking creepy.
He comes over to me and I'mholding a basket and he says do
you have any bananas?
And I said no, but I thinkacross the street they do,
because there was a sonic.
And he said will you go get meone, oh?
And I said no, I don't have anymoney.
And he looks down at my basketof things and he looks at me and
I said, oh, I'm stealing this.
And he gives me a fist bump andhe said, right on, that was my

(02:28:39):
favorite, so that's why he isBrian.

Speaker 5 (02:28:46):
Banana Boy, they bonded breaking the law.

Speaker 13 (02:28:48):
Yeah, we did.

Speaker 5 (02:28:49):
Okay, we're going to take a little break real quick.

Speaker 1 (02:28:52):
We didn't talk about Meat man, though.
Yes, yes, should we do our plugfor the meat man Please?

Speaker 5 (02:28:57):
do.
Sure, let's hold that, actually, let me do.
The Meat man Let me get back onthe wide shot here, here we go.

Speaker 6 (02:29:04):
The Meat man.
Oh yeah, oh, that's different.

Speaker 2 (02:29:06):
The Meat man, the Meat man.

Speaker 6 (02:29:08):
The Meat man is a porn.

Speaker 5 (02:29:10):
I think on Facebook the Meat man Dash Film is the
new Facebook page you can follow, like and the trailer is going
to drop sometime in December,september.

Speaker 10 (02:29:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:29:25):
Yeah, not December.

Speaker 10 (02:29:26):
September.
It'll be in the next couple ofweeks.

Speaker 6 (02:29:29):
What?
Hells yeah, hells, yeah, therewe go, cool-ass movie.

Speaker 5 (02:29:33):
Thanks again, Brian.
Thank you guys.
It's been fun and we are backNow.
We're back Now we're back.
Taylor, of course, is in thebathroom.
We'll restart this one, We'llget through our talks and then
we got a special group of TikTokbachelors.

(02:29:56):
Oh yeah, it's going to be adoozy.
It's gonna be a doozy.

Speaker 2 (02:30:02):
It's gonna be a doozy .

Speaker 5 (02:30:02):
And I hear you have a little date later, huh, oh my
God, y'all going to the fair, ohmy God, can we do a double date
?

Speaker 6 (02:30:14):
Oh my God, maybe.

Speaker 13 (02:30:15):
Yeah, oh, my God.

Speaker 6 (02:30:18):
Maybe it's a triple date with.

Speaker 13 (02:30:19):
Hunter and.

Speaker 6 (02:30:20):
Jordan oh my God, let Hunter meet friend boy.
Oh my God, I'm scared.
All right, here we go.
Are you recording?

Speaker 5 (02:30:29):
Yes, are you sure it's recording?

Speaker 9 (02:30:34):
Here we go Watch this Hmm, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
this is what y'all do later.
We're going dancing.

Speaker 5 (02:30:56):
Hope uh.

Speaker 11 (02:30:57):
Hope he's ready for this.

Speaker 6 (02:31:00):
I like her.
She's funny.
Mm, mm, mm.

Speaker 7 (02:31:06):
Oh man, you sync with the.

Speaker 13 (02:31:07):
Titanic Sync.

Speaker 2 (02:31:16):
We're the three best friends that anybody can have.

Speaker 10 (02:31:20):
I wanted to make fun of this one, but I don't want
to interrupt her pole dancingclass.

Speaker 9 (02:31:24):
Piece of shit.

Speaker 13 (02:31:27):
Alex thinks he's the bad guy in Terminator 2.
Look, some little cockroach hasa panic room.

Speaker 9 (02:31:36):
Piece of shit, piece of shit.

Speaker 6 (02:31:45):
Oh no panic room.
That guy, no cool mastia, needsto stay by himself one of us is
french and one of us is fried.

Speaker 7 (02:31:53):
I'll give you a hint I'm not French.
Yeah, dog.

Speaker 9 (02:31:58):
Yeah, dog.

Speaker 11 (02:31:59):
Yeah dog.

Speaker 8 (02:32:04):
Oh no.

Speaker 9 (02:32:16):
No, oh God, why it's in there, oh god why, in there
see moving like that stop no

Speaker 6 (02:32:33):
he did that for the camera right Like that wasn't
real.

Speaker 5 (02:32:40):
People grow old.
Explain it please the fuck wasthat?

Speaker 3 (02:32:47):
Was he joking?

Speaker 13 (02:32:48):
If so not funny.

Speaker 11 (02:32:50):
Not funny.

Speaker 13 (02:32:53):
If not joking, not funny.
I don't know how we survivedwithout doorbell cameras.
What the hell, hell, amazondelivering packages and pink eye
directly to your doorstep thatguy's eyes are so pretty, right
damn oh, oh.

Speaker 8 (02:33:16):
Why did that whole set fell?

Speaker 2 (02:33:31):
Oh God, Horses are so farty.

Speaker 6 (02:33:36):
Oh God.

Speaker 8 (02:33:38):
So good, roll around about it there.

Speaker 5 (02:33:43):
Uh oh.
That's serious.

Speaker 2 (02:33:47):
No Shit pile on your arm Really.

Speaker 5 (02:33:56):
No, god Wish this baby would come.
Really no God.

Speaker 9 (02:34:03):
Wish this baby would come.

Speaker 7 (02:34:07):
It's like when you're in the bathtub.

Speaker 8 (02:34:10):
I'll speak to you.
How to capture a pure untaintedfart.

Speaker 5 (02:34:17):
You're going to want to fill a bathtub and get a fart
receptacle.
You're going to want to getyour cup and you're going to
want to fill it up with water.

Speaker 3 (02:34:23):
I love to fart.
You will notice that it isfilling up with water all the
way in the jar.

Speaker 5 (02:34:29):
Now, when you fart towards the surface, the air
will travel up and end up in thetop of the jar here, let's try
it out.

Speaker 7 (02:34:39):
It's a really good science lesson.

Speaker 5 (02:34:41):
As you can see, the top of this jar has a little bit
of air in it, but it's not air.

Speaker 8 (02:34:47):
Now submerge the cup again and screw the lid on.

Speaker 3 (02:34:50):
Once you take it out of the water, you'll notice
there's a little bubble in it.
You know what that is.

Speaker 1 (02:34:56):
Thought the final step is to bring this to a
friend and have them sniff it ohno, bro, I love science.

Speaker 4 (02:35:05):
Thought I'd break it down a little bit while I'm here
, all right oh.

Speaker 6 (02:35:10):
Yeah, break it down with your wobbly knees.
Break it down with yourParkinson's.
San Francisco bread Thought I'dbreak it down with your
parkinson's san francisco breadthought I'd break it down what
oh, I hate that.
This is shane, god, I hate that.
Yes, well, don't go in yourbutthole, you got to go in your

(02:35:35):
butthole.

Speaker 9 (02:35:36):
Wow, okay, she's so funny shelly billy the autopsy

(02:36:00):
report when he got done with you.

Speaker 2 (02:36:03):
That's right there.
That unalive in a minute, okay,okay all that I don't know what
he's trying to do.
He is not gonna get somebodylike that.
I'm gonna tell you somethingthat'd be over, like two seconds
uh, that'd be two seconds mesaying get the hell off me, I
don't want to do that man, I'mnot mad at it.

(02:36:24):
But I'm gonna tell yousomething.
I bet he's an olympian goldchampion of the poontang record
team poontang record right there.
She's too much keep.

Speaker 6 (02:36:37):
Keep it, I love her.

Speaker 7 (02:36:40):
Oh, ooh, ooh, oh, you know what you're doing.

Speaker 9 (02:36:47):
Appreciate it.
That's the best.

Speaker 6 (02:36:58):
Parkour, parkour, Hardcore parkour.
Oh God, yes.

Speaker 5 (02:37:06):
Softcore.

Speaker 11 (02:37:07):
Introducing the Jewel Cooler Hell yeah, just pop
it on top of your vent.

Speaker 6 (02:37:14):
No.

Speaker 12 (02:37:16):
And insert it next to your jewels.

Speaker 6 (02:37:21):
Turn up the AC and enjoy a cool ride.
Jewel cooler, I mean I can getthat your jewels will be happy
about this bot tiktok shop yes,all right

Speaker 4 (02:37:30):
one of us is a freshly baked, very flat banana
bread and the other one is veryfreshly baked.
Who baked the very flat?

Speaker 9 (02:37:38):
banana bread.
Who is that?
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:37:42):
Guess yeah, dog.

Speaker 5 (02:37:46):
Yeah guess All righty , then what's next?
What's next you?

Speaker 8 (02:37:55):
ask, I'll tell you that yes.

Speaker 13 (02:38:07):
Good morning Julia.

Speaker 2 (02:38:08):
Julia.

Speaker 9 (02:38:09):
That's my fucking coochie that's hanging out.
I'm a guy.
She got a big beaver.

Speaker 6 (02:38:13):
She got a big beaver.

Speaker 5 (02:38:14):
All right, here we go .
Special collection oh.
This is the kind of kick a songget us in the mood, oh, I wanna
get it in my mouth.

Speaker 7 (02:38:28):
I wanna get it in my mouth.

Speaker 9 (02:38:32):
Oh, I wanna suck on your fat ass mouth, gotta suck
on that ass, baby.

Speaker 3 (02:38:43):
I gotta suck on that ass.
Yo, I'm talking.
Yo, I'm gonna spread the assapart.
Get my tongue in your ass.
Eating on your ass Yo, I'meating on your.
Eating on your eating on yourass.
I'm eating on yourmotherfucking ass.

Speaker 9 (02:39:12):
I wanna see it.
Baby, give me your ass, I'meating on your motherfucking ass
.

Speaker 6 (02:39:19):
I want to see you Get it.
That's hilarious.

Speaker 8 (02:39:25):
Oops, you caught me cleaning my skates.
Yes, teeth guy Doing about adate with you.
Talk to her.
Maybe we can meet up at SkateLand.
I could introduce you to allthe staff.
I'm kind of a big deal up there.
He's a big deal.

Speaker 6 (02:39:43):
Why do his?

Speaker 8 (02:39:44):
teeth stay together, we can play some skates and
flirtatiously chase each otheraround their means.
When we do traffic, catch me,if you can.
And then, of course, when thetiming is right and the music
shifts to 90s R&B, then we couldclasp each other's hands.
Clasp, I don't have to leavethe floor for a couple skate.

(02:40:09):
Finally, maybe we could finishoff the night at the snack bar
Sipping on some slushies.

Speaker 6 (02:40:20):
With sour straws.

Speaker 8 (02:40:22):
That sounds interesting to you.
It does sound interesting.

Speaker 9 (02:40:31):
Let me know, let me know, blessings, blessings.
Oh my Pugsley.

Speaker 5 (02:40:37):
You like October time , I do like spooky.
This is Pugsley you likeOctober time.

Speaker 6 (02:40:39):
I do like spooky.
This is Pugsley for sure,putting on the reds.

Speaker 9 (02:40:47):
I'm into it, super duper.

Speaker 11 (02:40:55):
Come, let's mix.
We're Rockefellers Walk withsticks.
We're Umbrellas in the mix.

Speaker 6 (02:41:02):
Putting on the ritz.
How dare you.

Speaker 9 (02:41:05):
I like it.
I'm a simple person.

Speaker 11 (02:41:10):
All I want is a cheeseburger sandwich and a
girlfriend that won't punch mein the eyeball if I fart and
accidentally shit in the bed.

Speaker 3 (02:41:18):
That's all I want.
That's all he wants, that's itCheeseburger meal.

Speaker 6 (02:41:21):
No, a cheeseburger simmich.

Speaker 8 (02:41:24):
And lame fart and poop in the bed If you like a
guy who has hemorrhoids, I'myour man.

Speaker 2 (02:41:32):
Why does he look like a fucking alien?
He looks like an alien too, goddamn.

Speaker 6 (02:41:36):
Is it the same guy?
Super fucking alien.
He looks like an alien too.
God damn.
Is it the same guy?
Super fucking ugly.
Look at me, get these balloons.
Look at that.

Speaker 5 (02:41:45):
Isn't that a paper clip?
Is that a rubber band?
It can protect you.
How about these guys?

Speaker 9 (02:41:50):
Oh, is that, elvis?
I do like the boots Could beyour gang bang, gang bang bang,
gang bang bang.
Oh yeah, terry Paul, what didthey?

Speaker 6 (02:42:06):
do now?
Are you guys scissoring?
I don't know where the dildowent.
I didn't know nothing, though.
Is that Rufio?
Oh yeah, oh, it's Japanesegrease.
Is this japanese interpretationof rockabilly?

Speaker 9 (02:42:58):
Yep, elvis, I'm doing this tonight.
Oh no, you're probably going tostart a fight.
I know it can't be right, heybaby, come on, I love you
endlessly.
You weren't there for me.
So now it's time to leave andmake it cold.

(02:43:21):
I know that I can't take nomore.
It ain't no lie.
I wanna see you walk out thedoor and say bye-bye-bye-bye-bye
, I don't wanna be a fool foryou.
Just a nugget and a two Causeyou could be cute, but he ruined

(02:43:53):
it.

Speaker 6 (02:43:53):
This message is to Cody Silker no, he doesn't know
the dance.
He's not allowed.

Speaker 2 (02:43:59):
He almost could be cute but he ruined it this
message is to Cody.

Speaker 9 (02:44:01):
Silker.

Speaker 8 (02:44:02):
And if you're not, him, just keep on strolling.

Speaker 5 (02:44:06):
I challenge you.
Yes, you Cody.

Speaker 8 (02:44:09):
Silker to a mullet shake-off.

Speaker 6 (02:44:13):
I'm so excited right now.
Yes, Beautiful.

Speaker 5 (02:44:18):
I'm just imagining the long hair you come until the
end of this week.

Speaker 2 (02:44:29):
Do it, Cody Do it, it's talent.

Speaker 5 (02:44:33):
Look at this.

Speaker 6 (02:44:34):
He knows how to use his hand and his tongue at the
same time.

Speaker 5 (02:44:37):
Both hands.

Speaker 9 (02:44:41):
Yeah, but Gross this.
But like, look at him, he knowshow to use his hand and his
tongue at the same time.
Both hands gross, so gross he'sin it don't look at me I'm not
gonna fast forward, don't look

Speaker 6 (02:44:52):
at me, don't look at me when you're using your tongue
.
All right tongue in your fingernose flute.
Don't do it mean, when you'reusing your tongue, all right,
tongue in your finger.
Nose flute, don't do it.
Oh so he knows how to use hisnose and his tongue.
Look at him with his jester hat.
So hot, oh yes I love this guy,new york.

(02:45:14):
Look at his coattails.

Speaker 5 (02:45:20):
Great song right now I hate to tell you but you don't
have to fill in the dead spacedude Okay.

Speaker 11 (02:45:32):
Let's get out of here.
It's Trump, it's Trump, trump.

Speaker 5 (02:45:40):
It's huge.

Speaker 6 (02:45:41):
It's Trump.
It's huge, it's huge.
It's the best city in the world.
No, wow, wow.

Speaker 7 (02:45:50):
Is he in his bedroom?

Speaker 9 (02:45:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:45:55):
He only sleeps with a sheet.
It's a king-size sheet on afull bed.

Speaker 5 (02:46:01):
It's the only room his mom lets him still have, so
he's got to put everything inthere.

Speaker 2 (02:46:06):
Oh yuck.

Speaker 5 (02:46:08):
Ooh, another guy that can probably protect.
Ooh, oh, my God, how are youmissing this guy?
Watch, you see a guy move thatfast.
It's magic.

Speaker 8 (02:46:19):
Uh-uh.

Speaker 5 (02:46:21):
No, guys will be fucking with you.
Oh he's back.

Speaker 6 (02:46:24):
Yes, balloon man.

Speaker 2 (02:46:25):
Fucking staple.

Speaker 5 (02:46:29):
Oh look, oh combo, uh-uh, he's your protector.
Where?

Speaker 7 (02:46:34):
is he at Like a fucking water.

Speaker 5 (02:46:35):
Oh, this guy.

Speaker 11 (02:46:42):
A cold bear's got 12 ounces, does it truck's got
maybe 300,000.

Speaker 3 (02:46:45):
You only get so much there are sales in a mag life a
needle drop on a 45, all thekind of things that only last so
long.

Speaker 11 (02:47:02):
Is that grown-up, tommy Pickles?

Speaker 2 (02:47:04):
Yes, it is yes.

Speaker 9 (02:47:16):
Yes, they say nothing lasts forever, but they ain't
seen us together or the way themoonlight dances in the night.

Speaker 2 (02:47:26):
Nice, it's like me singing.
How dare?

Speaker 9 (02:47:31):
you, sir, you turn so red.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:47:42):
Look at his jumping skills.
Whoa he's so fast yeah, oh shit, oh I was hoping he was pulling
out an inhaler.

Speaker 2 (02:47:54):
Oh my God, what is wrong with people?
Hey, is Winky man here Ken.

Speaker 6 (02:47:56):
Hmm, no, he Winky man here.

Speaker 5 (02:47:57):
Ken.

Speaker 6 (02:47:58):
Hmm.

Speaker 5 (02:47:59):
No, he didn't want to submit.
So can Friend Boy do all thatstuff.
Yeah, can he climb a tree, canhe jump an office chair seat in
a pasture.

Speaker 6 (02:48:14):
Yeah, when he's fully healed from his e-bikes
incident.

Speaker 2 (02:48:23):
I'm not going to believe he can do anything.
He can do anything.
He can jump over a couch.

Speaker 6 (02:48:27):
Oh, my god okay leap over a dog can he use his hand
and his tongue and his nose allat the same time?

Speaker 5 (02:48:33):
I yeah, I have.
I have a special request,lauren.
Why is this like this?
What?
Stop looking at porn Shane FromBrian Grace Pull up, pull up,
oh god.

Speaker 6 (02:48:53):
Oh, my god, oh no, is this his?

Speaker 7 (02:48:55):
video oh my God, oh no.

Speaker 9 (02:49:00):
That's great.
This is his video.

Speaker 1 (02:49:07):
Oh God, already over it.
Yes, I've got a series ofquestions that I've decided to
be nice enough to answer andshare my wisdom with y'all
because, let's face it, you needit.
Got my daily water here to keepme hydrated, whatever that
means.
All right, let's get this overwith.
Do these jeans make my buttlook big bet?

(02:49:31):
If you need to ask, you alreadyknow the answer, wasting my
time, oh fatty.
What is your ideal mate?
Yeah right, how about none?
Ugh nasty, I ain't got time forthat.
You better not get used to whatyou see here, because you ain't
having none of it Over thatquestion.
Next, how would you describeyourself yourself?

(02:49:58):
Bet If you could donate onemillion dollars to any charity,
what would that charity be andwhy?
I'll take a check and you'llnever see my ass again.
Do you believe in ghosts?
If these eyes can't see it, Iain't got time for it.
Therefore, I'm over it.
What would you say?

(02:50:19):
Your dream date would be Buy mea drink and get the hell out.
Ooh Sassy, what is somethingthat everyone looks stupid doing
Watching this video?
Well, there you have it.
I hope you feel a little bitsmarter now listening to me.
What am I saying?

(02:50:40):
Of course you do.
If you liked it, make sure youhit that like button right here
or don't?
I don't give a shit, but I haveto wonder why you watched the
whole video.
Ugh creeper.
Be sure to ask more questionsin the comments section below or
follow me on Twitter atthequeenofratchet ratchet and
send in questions there.

Speaker 5 (02:50:57):
Hashtag over it oh my god, I can't believe we had
that psycho in our house.

Speaker 6 (02:51:10):
He's like a new, updated buffalo bill yeah
buffalo bill boy, put the lotionon your skin okay.
Yeah, fucking weirdo.
All right, all right, wow.

Speaker 5 (02:51:22):
What an episode.
This was a good one.
What a good episode back.

Speaker 6 (02:51:25):
This is a funny one.

Speaker 5 (02:51:26):
Feels good.
Feels good after the techproblems.
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:51:32):
Hey, spooky season starts tomorrow.
What do you want to do?

Speaker 5 (02:51:34):
Spooky season starts tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (02:51:37):
Well, we need to do a .
Halloween podcast, or a spookyone.

Speaker 8 (02:51:41):
Are you having a Halloween party?
We got to dress up.
We'll see.
The answer is yes.

Speaker 5 (02:51:46):
We need to do an episode where we all dress up.

Speaker 2 (02:51:48):
Nobody likes to partake anymore Halloween
parties.

Speaker 1 (02:51:52):
I do.

Speaker 2 (02:51:53):
People are just like nah, I'm okay Lame, Everybody I
hang out with anyway is lame.

Speaker 8 (02:51:59):
We'll see Maybe.

Speaker 6 (02:52:01):
I just want to do spooky things.
I want to do spooky things.
What's?

Speaker 2 (02:52:05):
up.
I want to go to the hauntedhouse too.

Speaker 6 (02:52:07):
No, I don't like those.

Speaker 8 (02:52:08):
She won't do that I hate them.

Speaker 5 (02:52:09):
They scare me, she won't do the fun stuff.

Speaker 8 (02:52:12):
Why is it scary?

Speaker 2 (02:52:13):
Excuse me.

Speaker 5 (02:52:13):
Excuse me so scary.
How are you so scary?

Speaker 6 (02:52:17):
Maybe I'll do it if I am medicated properly.

Speaker 2 (02:52:21):
Okay, all right, it's just people that are like.

Speaker 5 (02:52:24):
Prozac.

Speaker 2 (02:52:25):
Yeah, don't have a real job, so they scare people.
Yeah, perfect.

Speaker 5 (02:52:30):
Well.

Speaker 1 (02:52:31):
It's not real people.

Speaker 5 (02:52:32):
It's great to be back .

Speaker 9 (02:52:34):
Bye.

Speaker 5 (02:52:34):
Hope you guys like subscribe like subscribe below
yeah, do it, just fucking do ityeah ciao, baby ciao.

Speaker 3 (02:52:53):
Let me introduce you all to Shane Hargis.
Okc, yeah, we got to rep that.
Sit back, I know that you'regoing to have a good laugh,
bringing you the comedy that youreally need.
Keep it entertaining, youbetter believe.
So let's get it popping.
No more talk Going to make uslaugh until we fart.

Speaker 4 (02:53:09):
Shane Hargis that's who we want Going to make us
laugh until we fart.
Shane Hargis, that's who wewant.
Gonna make us laugh until wefought.

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