Veterans Day Special with Corey Simmons

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
because it sucks when you don't hit record.
Gonna make us laugh until wefart.

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Hey, we're back with anotherepisode of the laugh until we
fart podcast, and Happy fuckingveterans day.
Oh, I have a buddy of mine,corey Simmons, that is a fellow

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military service member and, asalways, we got the sluttiest
born-again virgin not military.
But yes, happy fucking veteransday, america.
And I did say fucking, becausethis might be an episode where I

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cuss a lot.
I just feel like cussing manhe's be needs be put out.
No that's American.
That's.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
American way.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah, so Because we use big words on these show.
You know cuss words.
So If you're listening to thisand your kids are in the room,
kick them the fuck out.
Yes, it's redraw.
And if you're listening to thispodcast and you're in a car
with the kids, just pull overand kick those fuckers out.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
That's your warning yeah just kick them out.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I answer a lot of questions, tell them, you'll
pick them up in about an hourand a half two hours when the
podcast is over.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
That'll be fine.
It'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
You know, most parents want to do that,
sometimes on road trips.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yeah, I'm just kicking the kids like hey, put
that back on.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
So let's go real quick.
Me and Corey met fuck, that wasa long time ago.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Dude, I think you gave me a call in 2009.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Nine, nine right, yep , yeah, so we met through page
and Brian way back when we didnater Prater.
Yeah, and you, you were born orgrew up in Stratford.
Yeah, stratford.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Peaches.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Peaches, land of peaches, eating them peaches at
Ford Oklahoma and.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Is that a town?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, that's no, it's not, it's just a God's country,
god country.
God's country, lot ofdouble-wides.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
No, like Mustang Okay .

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Uh-huh like muscle or like the old-school Mustang,
because we can talk aboutdouble-wides, because we live
well, we live single.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
I never got out of it .
I never got in a double-wide we, we, we were the poor, the poor
.
Brown and white, every, everywinner.
Son, get under that, hey, getunder that house.
We gotta put that.
We gotta wrap these we got wrap.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
These I don't think my dad ever did I don't think he
knew yellow I.
Don't think he knew, like Idon't even think he knew what to
do.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
He just found one of the septic tanks on the.

Speaker 7 (03:34):
Oh I was.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I was under that thing every winner, this fucking
septic tank hadn't.
Hey, georgia, we don't I didn'tintroduce you on the podcast.
You can't talk.
Give her headphones, but theyput that septic tank in when my
grandparents was telling youabout early 90s.
Yeah, early 90s, and then Ericlive there.

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Daniel like brother, daniellive there.

Speaker 7 (04:02):
I live there, two shitters.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
I live there with two kids.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Lots of shit, lots of tampons, oh, I got out of our
trailer at 17 so I didn't haveto live through my little sister
going through her thing likethat.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, we were Mom and dad then built the house.
Well, first, first they addedon to the trailer, that's what.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
You get a little money, right yeah, when you live
in a single one.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, we'll build the room on it, and then when they
had their house now built back,then that was that was kind of
early 90s 94.

Speaker 7 (04:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
They just built over.
Yeah, part of the.
The house was just so likethere's the roof to the main
house, but there's also a roofunder the roof of the add-on.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
Our most expensive thing was the add-on, but it was
the.
We built a big-ass deck thatwas half the size of the trailer
house and that's where.
That's where we stayed.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
There's no electricity in the room.
Just a room just there.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
If you're cold you need to warm up.
Jog in place.
Yeah, just jog in place.
But I think what happened ofback, if we're talking?
When we first met, I had justdone like a Got Cobb engineering
approved for on the job,training with the GI Bill and so

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, knowing you were military, itwas like hey we now have this
cool Program if you want to useit.
But come check it out.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Work and survey I guess right, because like a
month before then I like I justgot back from Iraq, like a month
before, some guy called me.
It was like hey, you want a job?
And I was like yeah, and it waslike the pair what's that?
Professional express, whateverpersonal express.
Oh yeah and they're like, bro,you're gonna make bank.

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They're like, go the old rig.
I was like, oh yeah, I'm downand like, alright.
They're like, hey, just show upon Monday.
And they're like, hey, this isseven days a week.
I was like, alright, I'm downwith that.
And they first check came in itwas like $300 and it was really
a $1300 check with expresspersonnel guy at all.
I was like I can't get it.
That weekend we watch the UFCfight.

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And you called you like hey,come in here.
And I was like I don't know howto interview.
I was like they're like cuzthey, I think you you fucked my
head up.
When you're like, well, it's anengineering company, but it's
surveyed, I was like googlingwhat the fucking?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
engineering company was.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
I walk in and burns in a suit.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
I'm like I was like hey, I was like yeah they're
like alright, what kind of workcan you do?

Speaker 4 (06:54):
I was like manual machine guns Mom and he was like
can you start Monday?
And I was like Nailed it.
Hell, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I could start right now.
Let's do the paperwork you gotsome sweeping, I Can do my
sister-in-law took me to Ross tobuy all my clothes, cuz I

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didn't have a single shirt thathad sleeves or not stains.
I Was like I wear my armyuniform in there.
I was like, if that looks good?
Courtney was like fuck, no, shegoes, I'm getting the strafford
out of you.
So she beat, she beat thestrafford out of me.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
In the trees with the camo on.
We lost them, we just left.
He's out there somewhere andthen you work in survey for a
while and you do all the funthings surveyors do, like having
to shit in the woods and poisonivy poison ivy, I'd come down
there and see you.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
And what was legit?
A fucking basement.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
It was all this shit, it was all this in there.
Toys, there is a there was a.
So, many we had a room.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
We had an IT room above the basement but in the
basement was we had some serversdown there and stuff like that.
Servers Well, not like for arestaurant and I Can I pewter
like.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
Oh, it was a kept survey, like they kept all the
fucking animals down there inone area, so, like when I
finally found his place, I waslike this is the first time I've
been here, not only went downthere to get a company phone,
and all I remember I signed athing that said no porn on like
all these phones.
I was like hey, stay away fromporn.
And just I was like all right,that's easy but they weren't

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tracking any of that.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
Oh they just I didn't want to.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
I was like I'm not gonna be that guy.

Speaker 7 (08:47):
I don't want to be that.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
IT like you were no, not at all, so I can probably do
that at work.
I mean, is it company phone?

Speaker 3 (08:58):
I mean, I didn't mean my phone at my computer.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Oh well, yeah, on a computer the site is probably
blocked already, but if you do,try to go to it.
It will send a report.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Security that says now you're doing so they would
have to go and and read thatReport.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Or if they get an email alert like yeah, oh, she
went to.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Busty babes wait, you mean incognito work doesn't
mean that it doesn't track.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
We can't even get on tiktok.
That work.
They have that block, damn likeon your computer.
Yeah, or your phone.
If you're connected to theirWi-Fi, you can't get on tiktok,
you get in trouble.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
That sucks now on where the colleges normally
colleges don't filter out pornsites because it has something
to do with if somebody's doing aresearch paper.
I'm researching, yeah researchright, I have to go to only fans

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.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
I have to figure out a paper.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
You know what?
I only followed through withthe meetup to actually see if
this study will actually work.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah, that's all I'm gonna do anything.
I wasn't gonna touch anybody.
Maybe it's because I'm at theteaching hospital.
Not the university.
Yeah, you're not at theuniversity.
They're like no, you don't getporn, they get porn, you're
touching animals.
Yeah, don't.
I know it's tough on your ears.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Go in there and go lay down.
We don't want to hear youwhining and crying.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
You don't need anything like an angel.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yeah, look at her, she's used to it.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
And then it was what it you?
It was a UFC fight every month.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, we did that a lot back then like that was your
hangout after it was.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
It was, it was, it was a C days it was like Big.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
thing it was.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
It was kind of big for us back then we were here
that your house or at Brian'shouse watching a UFC fight, or
Robert.
Robert.
Robert.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Shatley.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Yeah, shot.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Happy Veterans Day to that crayon eat marine.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Oh, shit, oh, and happy veterans day to you too,
fucker.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, el Capitan, you're in the Navy.
No, your army?
No, I wouldn't a seaman.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
In the army.
If I could go back, I probablywould join the military.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah probably which one?
What my air force?

Speaker 3 (11:35):
because I would probably be retiring right now
If I like, stayed close likeyeah you join right out of high
school.
Mm-hmm and then you do 20,right so, and I would be like
I'll be a door greeter.
Now I've got my retirement, Iget in my, I probably have a

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disability, so I'm probably Somemoney for that we all do, I
mean, you still have it.
But I don't get paid for it now, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yeah, well, you could Maybe.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
so security could go deep into it.
Yeah, you could, but I havethought about that.
I was like man, I probablyshould have done that as a
teenager.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah, there's Like if I had a relative or a daughter
or somebody that was going intothe military.
There's probably some branches.
I would say go do this oneinstead of maybe this one, don't
go in the Marines.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Maybe I was like, I don't know if it really matters,
maybe a hundred guys or guysand you got it.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
You got to think that yeah you're around, you know
young dudes, young dumb, full ofcum, that kind of thing and
you're like outnumbered byProbably a lot.
Well that and that could begood, you have your pick of the
litter until they turn on you.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
And it's funny that we're like Like, even with, like
shiply, I'm like.
I'm like in my head I'm like,hey, if you join the service, I
want you to go Air Force, I wantyou.
But I think about it.
I'm like, no, when I was 17,the same fucking old people like
I am now Told me hey, don'tfucking go Marine, don't go army
, don't fucking be a grunt.
And I was like, hey, fuck you,this is, this is the life right

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now.

Speaker 7 (13:18):
This is this is what's gonna get me late?

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Yeah, I'm not gonna get laid if I'm not a fucking
infantryman.
Yeah like, if I don't have thisfucking badass story, I was
like I'll just, I'll be in herejust making money.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Where you army.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah yeah, 45th yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:36):
I hit.
I hit 20 years.
It'll be 21 years in February,so every day Its a fun life are
you reserve?
Uh, I had to duty in theNational Garden, yup.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
I.
So it's a little different.
Right, it's so it.
We're treating the same asregular army as far as benefits
and pay.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Our we have another job like no no, so that's my
Monday through Thursday.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
So what?
When did you work it?

Speaker 4 (14:07):
up.
So I worked at Cob for right at, open fromи for right at from
2009 to 2014.
And then I took an active dutygig so I was one week in a month
, two weeks a year warrior.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
The typical National Guard.
Reservative type schedule.
Now I get it, but then wentactive.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Yeah, so in 2007, 2006,.
I graduated high school in 2004.
And then I hit.
I went to Katrina in 2006, didthat for eight weeks and then I
went to Afghanistan and then Icame home for like four months
and so in between, so in betweenKatrina and Afghanistan, I got

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married to.
She was real classy.
She worked at an establishmentcalled Red Dog.
Yeah, yeah, I mean beautifulplace Like cages.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Multiple times got employee of the month.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Right yeah, the lighting in there is phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yeah, yeah, have you been?
Yeah, the floor is sticky.
Yeah, oh, yeah, she's been.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
They still have the cages there.
I'm pretty sure they still havethe cages in there.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
They're probably still spinning.
Still got good hamburgers.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Yeah.
So my ex-wife and I was a I wasa good 19 or 20 years old and
she gave me an idea and she waslike hey, she goes coming here,
she goes, I'm working, and shegave me a fucking dude's idea
that he was like 45.
So I just walk up to the front,dude gets pissed off, roughs me
up a little bit and then likerealizes me.

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He's like oh, you're one of thetrashy strippers.
Husbands Go around in the back.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Oh, you gotta go in the back door.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
So he walks in, he walks in.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
You go back there and they're all naked Like in the
movies.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
So they weren't right then, but they were afterwards,
when we went to a waffle house,after we left waffle house to
go to go do some below at somedude's house with some fucking
wash machines yeah, like thewhole garage was full of washing
machines and these Justflipping them.

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I was like.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
I was like they're doing a lot of laundry.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
I mean, I've always wanted to try the smell of it,
so that's the first time.
It was great.
Then we went to a guns androses concert and, oh yeah, I
was like I'm not in love withher, but I'm in love with this
fucking lifestyle.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
I was so in love that I went to these concerts Blow,
I was so in love that.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
I went from there to Afghanistan and got divorced
while we were in Afghanistan.
But the great part about it,when I come back.
I think I was going to mywelcome home ceremony and
realized that I was flat, assbroke and me and Courtney were
already dating.
So I was like, hey.
I was like Got any money?
I was like I'm just going tocome crash at your place.

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She was living at the greens,those little 600 square foot
apartments, and I was like Iwent to my coming home ceremony
and on the bus they were like,hey, I know nobody wants to do
this, but there's some guysgoing to Iraq.
Anybody want to go?
And I was like, yeah, I go.

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I was like I have zero dollars.
I was like I'm living off thisgovernment travel card that I'm
not supposed to be fucking using, oh my God.
And so I told Courtney.
I was like, hey, I was like Igot a fucking deploy.
She knows nothing about themilitary.
I can disclose this now becauseshe found out about me
volunteering like three yearsago.
Oh shit.

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It took this long.
Oh my God, I thought I wasgetting a divorce.
So I told her I was like hey, Igot to go to Iraq, she goes.
You just fucking got back fromAfghanistan.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Like in military, I was like fucking needs the army,
bro.

Speaker 4 (17:55):
Like shit's going down and they need people with
experience.
Little fucking E4, because I'vegot all the experience in the
world now and she found out likeyeah, it was literally three
years ago that she found outthat I volunteered for that and
it went south Like I was likewe're fighting about something
that was a decade ago.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
I was dumb.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
That's what y'all do.
Y'all bring up weird shit yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
I can't remember what I ate yesterday, but I can
remember putting somebody tolike 10 years ago.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
I remember when you pissed me off.

Speaker 4 (18:26):
Oh, 100%, and she'll bring it up after this.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
She's like you motherfucker, you fucking talked
about it Like you.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
She'd be like you, pissed me off again Actually she
probably won't.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
She's like oh, you fucking remember details.
Now, motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
She won't actually say anything, though.
She'll just be a dick to you.
That's what I do anyway.
You'll walk in and she'll be.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Hey, what's the blanket and pillow on the couch
for?
Yeah, it's for your ass.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
Yeah, because I'm actually going to work in Tulsa
next week for work.
She's like did you fuckingvolunteer for that, or do I need
to check in on that?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
No, that's awesome.
Now it's going to be that waywith everything you do.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Oh yeah.
Oh no, that's all right.
That's her love language.
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
How long have y'all been married?

Speaker 4 (19:10):
14 years.
God dang, there's that nap inhere and it keeps going in my
head.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
What's the secret to a long marriage?

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Let your wife beat you up.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Let her punch you.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
She can choke me, she just can't slap me.
That's our rule.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
No, if she's not giving him shit, that's probably
when the problem is.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Oh my god, she will bust my balls in front of
everybody.
She lets it be known that.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Doesn't hold back.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Facebook Lives, Instagram videos.
She should have you Now.
Just write some funny videos,just poking fun at him.
She rips on the funny, it isfunny.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Yeah, if there's live comments on this right now
she's probably ripping the shitout of me.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
No, thank god.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Hey, tell them about this.
Tell them about this, youfucking idiot.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Oh, thank you, motherfucker.
No, I blocked her, thank you.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
So being able to laugh with each other, oh yeah
100% yeah.
I know him and Casey do.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Yeah, it's full disclosure, for sure.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, and I remember when I'm trying to make sure we
don't hear the fan too much.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
You're getting hot and bothered.
I am getting hot and bothered,hey, talking about marriage.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Oh, god, here we go.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
So nice.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
No, I think you do have to have the.
You've got to allow the otherto be silly at times, to be
goofy, to really be themselves.
You know, and I think that'sthat is definitely what helps if
you can just laugh together.
And you know, we still have ourarguments at times, but they

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seem to be very few and farbetween, because I think at some
point you just go.
You know we're we're kind ofbickering or arguing about
something that this doesn't meananything, right, what are we
doing?
This is stupid.
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 7 (21:12):
Right, you know, whatever, it is a small little
thing.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
You got to let those little things just fucking go
Right, Dude I got to lean on herfor everything I got to.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
She's always when I got I got to go to for my advice
, because if I lean on my own Iwant to fuck it up every time
he's going to be volunteering,for God knows I will.
I will easily revert back toStratford.
Stratford will come out and I'mlike, hey, I can survive.
But yeah she's she's she's myvoice of reason for sure.
It's.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Mm, hmm, they got kids yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Oh yeah, you went to a football game.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Yeah, got 10 year old , is bigger than I am.
Dang Our picture tonight thatwe took after the game.
This fucking kid's bigger thanI am.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
My nine year old is like a midget.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
He's like I mean he's so little Really.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Yeah, he saw you're so he technically could wear
like on his waist like a sizesix pants, but they're too short
because it's tall, but he'slike.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Is he running his mouth?

Speaker 3 (22:10):
No, he's a very sweet angel.
Yeah, yeah, but my daughter,we'll fuck you up, she's the
second.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
How does she?

Speaker 3 (22:17):
she's six.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Yeah, we need to get her around Oakley then.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
She's the second.
So, the second one I feel likeis A nightmare.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Yeah, we are Thursday night.
We had Oakley stay with mysister-in-law and she said she
said you know what she goes.
I think I'm going to use the Fword.
My sister-in-law is like youknow you die and but like we'll
be at home, she's like you don'twant to make me bad, dad.
I was like what she goes, shegoes.

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I'll bring it up.
I was like I was like bro,settle the fuck down.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Mind you this and I'm like what's that?
They're like Chinese middlefinger.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
I should have bleeped that out.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
You should have Buzz it over.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Yeah, my son is an angel.
I told you it's over in my area.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Shippley's our sweetheart, for sure, but he's
just a gentle giant, this kid'sfucking five, four, well, I'm
five seven.
I can't say he's taller than Iam.
I discredit my five, seven, buthe's easy.
Five, six, 135 pounds.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Dang, I'm five, six.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
This kid's.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Jeez.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
That's the only reason why I work out anymore,
because I'm like I want to haveto fucking size him up one day.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
He's gonna be bigger than me and I'm just gonna have
to Right.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Just one punch.
I'm like dude quit walkingaround naked.
I was like that shouldn't gowork anymore.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
I was like you're like no, oh, is that what they
supposed to?
I don't know.
I was going to sking Danielthat the other day.
I was like when should I notwalk around naked Because he's
nine?
I don't know if that's, hedoesn't seem.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
So I think it's full transparency in our house, like
I don't but Courtney does, andhe doesn't even.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah, like so, I just even noticed.
But he doesn't Bad at night.
It's weird and I'm like he's.
He's still a baby to me.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
But he's growing bald hair and he told that 10.
Yes, Kids have a little bit ofmustache, but he's going to be
pissed off at me if he hears anyof this.
He laughs at this and there'sstuff of shit.
But he, uh, Courtney, askedCourtney, he's telling me this
morning Uh, she's like he say hedoesn't want to shave it
because it like he's the onlyone that has it.
And I was like he's fuckingtalking about this around school

(24:24):
.
I was like.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
he's like yeah, I got a ball here, I got it.
You little baldies.
God, I cannot picture a sawyerlike that.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Like it's crazy what the stuff they know now is crazy
, because I remember being onthe bus at Like I got I didn't
get suspended.
I got a lot of detentionbecause I was in class and I was
probably like a good 13 yearsold and a buddy of mine called
me a virgin and I was ready tofight.
I was like I'm not a fuckingvirgin.

(24:58):
I was like don't fucking call methat I like girls I didn't even
know what a virgin was at the,and now she's like he could sit
here and probably tell mestories.
I'm like what are you fucking?
Yeah, I'm sure your kid knowsmore than what he's putting on,
oh God that's fine.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
He does watch YouTube , so Tell me he was watching
Trump videos.
I need to go.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Can you name every president to back?

Speaker 1 (25:28):
He can.
It's pretty impressive.
Oh and then we go to my mom hasa birthday and she's like I
want to go to chicken shack.
Okay, Arcadia, All right, let'sgo to chicken shack.
And he's Sawyer is sitting downand reading a book and this is

(25:50):
kind of cool, but for a nineyear old you're like what the
fuck the US Constitution is?
Reading the US Constitution?
Now, look, that's cool, Like.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
But how fucking boring are you for your kid?

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Well, I'm boring.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
I'm just like hey, I'm real boring.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
At some point, maybe some of the things you do might
get you picked on.
So all I'm saying is maybe,though, when you pull out some
reading class, don't pull outthe US.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
Like a declaration, you know captain underpants or
some shit.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
You know this kid is going to be the one that you're
getting a phone call because hehas the.
Don't tread on me.
Explain to the teacher what thefuck it is when she's like, no,
that's derogatory, we can'thave that.
Now let me tell you what it is.
Let me tell you.
You see that.
You know what I'm talking aboutthe little.

(26:49):
What was he like?

Speaker 3 (26:49):
10, 12 years old.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Yeah, he had the little you had the little tag on
his backpack and she, she waslike, hey, we can't have that
type of stuff.
That's, that's a racist.
He goes.
No, he goes.
Let me explain what this, whatthis is, and she's like not
willing to listen to it and heends up beating her like he's a,
like they end up doing somedebate and everything.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Yeah he was like 10.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Yeah, this is like made like national news because
he was running for studentoffice.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
Yeah, that's going to be so, for sure.

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Yeah, I can at least put a book cover on it like a
yeah cool one, like Playboy.

Speaker 7 (27:30):
Yeah, yeah, back to the fresh man.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
So that that's a story about Eric Jevre here
about the first time he bought aporn magazine.
No, so he turns 18.
The very first thing this loser, fucking deviant wants to do is
I'm 18.
They will sell new deemags tome and so he go remember the old

(27:59):
store Hastings.
Oh yeah, so he goes to Hastingsand you know, back then New
deemag had a big black bar, youknow, on the cover so you
couldn't see any.
Yeah, he picks up one that'sCollege freshman.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Because why not?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
He buys it, goes out to the car and he says, as soon
as I get in the car I'm rippingthe cover off the plastic and
I'm ready to.
It was fresh space men, sofresh men.
It was a gay mag, so when heopened it up it was just cock

(28:39):
and balls.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
And butters, and butters, Bro.
I mean that kind of explainswhy he didn't fucking let it.
Let us in on this.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Mm, hmm, and so he goes in and actually returns.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
I didn't mean to.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
They're like OK and they take it back.
And I think he said that one ofthe associates work him was
like we thought you'd be back in.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
What the fuck does that mean, do I?

Speaker 7 (29:08):
dip shit.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
You don't think I want to look at freshman, you'll
they all look at doot.
Maybe I want to look Got.
So I hope his readingcomprehension is better now.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Right.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Yeah, it's out.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
I don't know if I, if I, walked into place and saw a
magazine.
I haven't seen magazines in along time.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
And I don't think they're a thing anymore.
I was there, was got a.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
I've said like I wish they would bring back the nudie
mag, because because young boysthese days aren't going to to
live through that Like joy andutter amazement that somehow you
found your dad's porn mag Right.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Yeah, it was like your fingertips.
You had to go and sneak.

Speaker 7 (29:54):
Yeah, and then you're like back.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
And then that one that folds out, oh, the center
fold of it, and then those arekind of together.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
I can't get it Whatever.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
And then you're convinced that that's where she
really went to college and thatshe has it, that she's actually
like and she likes me.
And I'm not even a reader, butI would find myself amazed by
these videos because I'm like,I'm putting, I'm inserting Corey
every time there's a fuckingCharles in there.
That no that's.
No, that's Corey that went inthat room.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Corey did that.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
But I would want them to bring about, bring back porn
mags and then make like scratchand sniff stickers.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
So what the fuck?
Yes, can you imagine being atester for that?

Speaker 3 (30:39):
What would it be tuna ?

Speaker 1 (30:41):
I mean, maybe some crunchy magazines would do that.
Yeah, smell like a red lobster.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
What else would it be ?
It would have to be.
I mean, you'd have to base offa past experience.
I mean why?

Speaker 3 (30:51):
not vanilla and roses .

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Yeah, why not you?

Speaker 3 (30:53):
know a little cucumber melon.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
That's not real life, and then you could do like a
seasonal ones or like holidaytimes, where Cranberry sauce.
I bet she smells like pumpkinspice.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Oh, now I'm thinking the Pond Cones, because now
everybody goes that.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Pond.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Cones smell.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Little taxi cab.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
Little, little little pine tree, Her Pond Cones,
little cinnamon sticks I get yougoing.

Speaker 6 (31:19):
Cinnamon sticks yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
Is that not big?
Yeah, kids just don'tunderstand anymore.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
No no, no, they're.
They're never going to livethrough that.
I remember when finding dadslike he had stashed them out in
the barn and some one day I cameacross them yeah, I remember
seeing him too and I was like Idon't look like that.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
I was like whoa, this looks different than me.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
I'm going to be in the barn all the time.
Yes, dude, and then they don'tget that enjoyment now.
Now, it's just so like oh, wow,okay, it's all right there,
yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
I mean 12 year olds are getting busted on Snapchat
now for.

Speaker 7 (32:02):
I mean girls, their age seven, seven their own kitty
porn.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Right, crap.
No, that's what it is, thoughThey'll like scare the kid and
be like you know you're.
You know, technically, underthe law you're distributing
child porn.
Yeah, but I'm doing it and it'sme.
Well, you're a child, that'sweird.
You're a you're, I'm my ownpedophile, oh God, yeah, that's

(32:26):
weird.
I guess when we masturbatewe're our own pedophile when
we're minors.
But I gave myself consent, sothat's the difference.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
We're like no, no, I'm sure someone has done that.
I said no, yeah, I said no, man, this has gotten way off.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
I like it I like it.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
I thought we were talking about veterans.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
But, this is what veterans do.
Talk about veterans.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
This is what we talk about.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
It's gotta be dark.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Well, I mean no, but oh boy.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Maybe I shouldn't have joined or I didn't, but I
mean, if I was going to youwould have been a slut.

Speaker 7 (33:09):
Probably.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Ear, I would have got to travel though.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
That was a good.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
that's kind of a nice thing, Sees and shit you know
living in Just boring.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Oklahoma For three years.
That was fun.
I didn't marry someone in themilitary, that half counts.
Yes, kind of counts.
You put up with a servicemember, so it counts.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yeah, and a deployment.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
I don't know.
I think being a spouse is a lotharder than being a fucking
service member.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Oh, for sure 100%.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
When we're deployed off.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
What responsibility do we have?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
We don't think a fucking thing of what's going
back on Back home.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
We don't care Like you try During that phone call.
Okay, yeah, you try to duringthat phone call but it doesn't
fucking.
It's not the same.
Yeah, no, but wait, but Ididn't have kids going on, like
I like shipply and Oakley, likewhat, no, Like they weren't even
thought of yet.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
So we had, we had.
Yeah, the boys were babes whenI went to Kosovo.
Maybe the Logan was born when Igot back from Kosovo.
It's kind of running together,no.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Was it born?

Speaker 4 (34:34):
in.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Germany.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
Uh-huh.
So when did you get out 2002.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
I got hurt, I got all these hernias and um.
You know, military surgeonssurgeons aren't always fantastic
, right?
And the one that did my firsthernia repair the, the German
doctors, because I actually wentto a German emergency room

(35:02):
first, um, because of the pain Iwas having.
And uh, I was, I was, I was, Iwas, I was, I was, I was, I was,
I was, I was, I was, I wasChrist.
We're trying to translate eachyou know.
We're trying to figure out whateach other is saying and I'm
trying my best to to understand.
And First I was like it's, doyou mean like appendix?

(35:29):
And he was like nine.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
Are you fucking shit me like there was.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
No, interpreter no.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
You are your own fucking interpreter understand a
decent amount of it becauseI've already been over there two
and a half years, probably alittle longer, so is that why
they circle the left arm, likewith a big circle, like hey,
this is our surgery arm, like Inine, nine, nine.

(35:59):
Probably, it's probably justAmerican doctors Because they're
saucing it up or somethingbefore.
Yeah, but they found, and Iwent, hernia, do you mean hernia
?
And he was like yeah, yeah, sowe had a good laugh.
But he found two.
I have to go to sick call inthe morning, and so I see the PA

(36:24):
, I give him all the paperworkfrom the emergency room and the
report, like there's two hernias, and he's like they come down
there, they decide that there'sonly one and I was like no, but
I mean I don't know how toconvince you but whatever.

(36:44):
And so went and had my firstsurgery in Heidelberg and man,
it looked like that dude used anold, dull, rusty scalpel.
That whole surgery site is justmangled.
It looks like Frankencock downthere.

(37:05):
What's the fuck?
Yeah, and so I'm still, so Iget through and recovery from
the one he said he repaired andso I'm trying to get back to
full duty.
And it has been so long and Ijust keep having pain, like I'm

(37:31):
like God, this man, my fuckingnuts are hurting like Right,
right, where you're growing isit's like I can't what's going
on.
And I was in Fort Irwin by thattime and trying to get my
combat infantry badge and allthat shit Get trying to get my

(37:53):
CIB and doing it all not knowingthat the first repair also
failed.
So I'm trying to do all thisshit, just with my guts going
into my nut sack, and finally Iget them to send me to the on

(38:14):
post hospital and they do anultrasound and they're like oh
yeah, yeah, we got to do that.

Speaker 4 (38:22):
That's what it took.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Mm, hmm, mm, hmm.
So I had a bilaterallatroscopic hernia repair.
And I just wasn't right afterthat All the nerve damage I
already sustained from that poorfucking surgery the guy did
when I was in Germany and solike long road marches, jogging,

(38:49):
sit up, shit like that, and Igot worse pain ever.
And so I got medicallyseparated soon after that, in
2002, and then just had workedlike well, I worked at TSA right
after I got out and at theairport at the airport being an

(39:12):
airport screener and that waspretty fun, that's a fucking
crazy time to do that yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Yeah, they were fucking changing like their
procedures there.

Speaker 7 (39:21):
Mm, hmm.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
It was insane to the point where you have this over,
you're over a complicatingsecurity, not that.
But maybe you went a little toofar and I can kind of get some
of it.
A lot of people were justscared but like you, couldn't

(39:43):
get on the plane and nail filebecause I had a little point at
the tip of it, the weapon.
And I just looked at thischeckpoint supervisor when he
took it and I was like I knowwe're supposed to, but Someone
can take that ballpoint pen anddo the same kind of damage as
that fucking nail file.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
You're right, let's take all the pins.
Let's take all the pins.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Yeah, and then good catch, and then no one got pins
on the plane.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
You got a fucking certificate.
You got an award.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
This is ridiculous.
And then like little grandmalscoming down in wheelchairs and
everything were treated like agrandma might be hiding her bomb
in a diaper, you know, checkher butthole and like just
totally so it would.
It was silly, but it was a funjob for a while.

(40:35):
But then it got more to wherereally the upper management in
Oklahoma city were former policeofficers and they had no
fucking people skills, nonewhatsoever.
They didn't know how to managepeople on like a work schedule.
So we had awful work scheduleslike mandatory seven days on,

(41:02):
one day off, working 12 hours aday, and oh God.
So then from there I went tolike a uniform delivery company,
like a sentos yeah, it was acompetitor of theirs, ameri,

(41:24):
ameri pride or something.
Anyway, that was pretty fun fora while but then they had
layoffs.
Then started working at thatoil filled company that dumb ass
.
Watson told me about Garretttrucking because he drove for
them.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
I forgot you were there.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
So I worked as like a little shop mechanic working on
big diesel trucks.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
It's funny, the shit you'll like you'll just pick up
after you get out of themilitary.
Yeah, yeah, fuck, I'll try that.
Yeah, I'll do that.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Okay, I'll do it.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
I always love mechanic work and but you sell
yourself short, like you.
Like you don't realize untilway later that you're like bro.
I could be running this fuckingcompany right now, or I could
be running this division basedoff of just my little bit of
leadership skills acquired.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Yeah, oh, yeah for sure.
And then I just got tired ofthe mechanics work after a while
and I was like I need to dosomething with my GI bill.
So then I went to OSU, okc andone of their IT programs and
then one day I came in early forclass and actually saw a

(42:39):
printout from cobb engineeringthat they were hiring entry
level IT job or IT position.
I went, okay, I might as wellapply, and I did.
And so I got the job.
But what my boss at the timesaid was the reason you got

(42:59):
hired wasn't wasn't because ITexperience, because I didn't
really have any besides a littlebit of my own and from what I
learned in school already.
But when I called all of yourreferences, the first thing they
said was you won't find aharder worker.

(43:20):
Some of that came from themilitary.
A lot of that came from our dad.
Our dad's always worked harddoing landscaping and I think
our family just kind of workshard.
Yeah, we're all just, and sosometimes it's not what
experience you have necessarily.
Did they care about yourmilitary?

(43:41):
Well, I mean no not really.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
I don't think people looked really at the military at
the time of because goingthrough that Cold War area, I
don't think they looked at it asa true leadership quality until
they were in the military.
A true leadership quality untilprobably what?
To that late, maybe 2009.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Somewhere- I was going to say 10.
Yeah, somewhere in that area.
10.
It kind of changed, yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Yeah, they're probably one of a lot of like
emphasis on it, or does nobodyknew anything about.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
You weren't really doing anything in the military,
for the most part prior to 2001.
Like as far as what themilitary, what, what you could
grasp of what the military did.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
I think it's also just Just, maybe even socially,
a social change in that learningthat these kids straight out of
college cannot be fuckingleaders, right, not, not a
majority of them.
They don't, they have no clue,and that's that's.

(44:43):
Another thing that's funny isjust when someone graduates
college, has a degree insomething, it doesn't mean
you're going to get that job.
Yeah, because you might havesomebody else that has 10 years
of experience without thatdegree and already has some
projects that show success.

(45:04):
There you go Right, but thenyou get into that whole entitled
bullshit.
But can I still one of yourwhite clothes?
Hell yeah, yeah.
But it was like OK, I stillwant to use my GI Bill, but I
don't want to keep going to OSUOKC because I was having to

(45:26):
leave work early to go to classand then be at class till nine
or ten at night or whatever, andI was learning way much more
working on the job, way morethan I did when I was in school.
So I was like I don't even wantto do the school and the GI

(45:48):
Bill has an OJT and on the jobtraining program.
But your place of business alsohas to have this kind of on the
job training type of a thingand then that business can apply
to be certified to do a GI Billon the job.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
So you're the one that got Cobb to pick up that HR
system Nice.

Speaker 7 (46:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
I mean that was that was a huge benefit.
I think when I started it, itgradually, it was a step, it as
it, as you stepped up, it was astep down and pay based off of
how much they gave you.
Yeah, but you made up for itthrough raises.
But I remember, like it, it wasa huge.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Yeah, you're talking A huge chunk of money Tax-free,
you're getting an extra.
I don't know what it was, maybeit's back then, maybe it was.
It was why a car payment.
Yeah, I was going to say like1500, maybe a little less than
that a month, maybe 1100.
But yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
I mean, it was, it was, it was substantial.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Yeah, and, and, to get that tax free.
Yeah definitely help.
So, yeah, and so that's why,when meeting you and learning
about you, I was like OK, wejust started this program.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
And I mean it's a, it was a.
It was a kick-ass company towork for.
It was so much fun and evenwhen, up until we got in that
new building, it like it was amom and pop business.
Yeah, like it really felt likea mom and like it was
overwhelming to me at first, butI mean, even 90 people felt

(47:32):
like a lot, but it really itreally was a mom and pop company
.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
I mean it was.

Speaker 4 (47:38):
It was like the way that Jim treated everybody, like
the way he cared for everybody.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Jim Cobb yeah, founder, son, that the business
got passed down to him and thisthis.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
this guy was the.
He was on the founding.
What's that?
Pistol Pete's or oh?

Speaker 1 (47:55):
yeah, there's like a OSU alumni group.
I can't remember their name,but yeah, he was a founding.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
Yeah, the paddle board people right, or was it
the oh no?

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Oh, I don't remember what it was, but yeah, the.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
OSU president would come into Cobb Like they
graduated together.
So the was it hard, that wasn'tHargis?
What?

Speaker 1 (48:18):
It was the.
I think it was Burns Hargis.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Was it yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Because he would come to the, to the building, ever
so often.
How come guys like?

Speaker 3 (48:26):
that, always with the name like that, and get a job
Like your names can't be Burns,hargis, you're like a fucking
waiter or something Like you'vegot to be like a CEO every time.

Speaker 7 (48:37):
I know.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
Fucking weird.
It is.

Speaker 7 (48:40):
Burns.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
Burns.
That's why I go by Shane Hargis, exactly.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Sometimes you meet, like I worked for this
veterinarian and his name wasRoman Wolf.
It was just like Mm.
Hmm, that name, you know.
It's just like OK, you're,you're important, you're
automatically important.

Speaker 4 (48:59):
Well, my best friend that does the nonprofit with me.
He, he had to change his name.
He, he went from fucking Ronnieto Ron because he's like man
it's.
I looked it up, it's moreprofessional.
He wrote I was like the fuckout of here, dude.
I was like you will always betrash painted to me, you're not
going to be running.
I was like.
I was like I'm getting youbusiness cars, maize, it will
fucking say Ronnie.

(49:19):
I was like we're not.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Going by.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Ronald, so I want to go by Ronald.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
So I'm like when I talk to people, I'm like I have
to.
I put this professional Ron inthere and I'm like, bro, I was
like I can't even fucking say itwithout puking in my fucking
mouth a little bit.
I try to be an honest personhere.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
I am using your fucking round, get all round
legal name.

Speaker 7 (49:40):
Your government name government.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Yeah, and then Jim, before we got hired, jim would
do like Like beer Fridays orsomething like at lunch you
could have a beer.
Yeah dang.
So at lunchtime everybody's gottheir lunch at their desks, you
got?

Speaker 3 (50:03):
a fucking.

Speaker 6 (50:03):
PBR or something.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
I was like OK that's cool.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Nothing wrong with that, I mean, I would be done
for that.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
And then that shifted to the oh yeah, Didn't it
become?

Speaker 3 (50:12):
more Christian yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
It all religion.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Yeah, it was a sad time when Jim was kind of pushed
out and then they weren't CobbEngineering Company anymore.
They were just CEC and ittotally.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
It's just crazy how that dynamic, can that culture
shift?

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Yeah, yeah, it went from mom and pop to super
professional.
Not that they didn't put outprofessional work, just like
we're corporate now.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
Right, you couldn't, like Jim would let somebody go
and speak on his behalf.
You could go out and work for ajob and talk to big wig people,
and now it's like, hey, we needa board president to speak to
those people Like man this istoo much for me, it's it's a lot
now.
I'm sure still one of the bettercompanies to work for in

(51:07):
Oklahoma and the people that gofrom there do professional
things that like Like Joe, Imean you're not going to get a
better knowledgeable person thanJoe.
I mean he went and him andShane went and opened up their
deal, or yeah, and then gottheir own little surveying
companies.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Now, yeah, it does.
It does help you kind of jumpoff to something else.
Just wish sometimes, whenpeople left there and then had
this awesome success afterwards,that that company should have

(51:46):
saw the value that they had youknow, I mean.
And it like got to the pointwhere it was so corporate that
Some of these guys they didn'tsee as being corporate.
Right Is how I, how I think ofit.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Yeah, what started out as blue collar workers?
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Now you got to be suit and tied up and you're like
dude, I'm a land surveyor man.
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (52:14):
I'm like you're not going to put the Gillardi in me,
Like you're not going to moveme to Gillardi and put Gillardi
in me, Gillardi in me.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Yeah, I was bitter about being laid off from there
for a while because I put in somuch time, so much preparation
to get To coordinate that itmove, which I leaned heavily on.
The survey guys those were someof the guys I really enjoyed

(52:45):
talking to every day.
I didn't want to go talk to alot of the other office people.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
Dude, you remember those late nights we put in at
Tulsa.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Running wire.
Running cable terminating.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
So I vaguely remember I might be wrong on the
personnel, but what is somebodyfrom it that when they let them
go like it was like, hey, we'regoing to have to escort you out,
you can't.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Those, you go Fuck dude, they weren't going to let
me go down, or something.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
They weren't going to let me go back to my office to
pack up some of the littlecollectible things I'd put in
that office and I said you'renot shipping those.
Sorry, not going to happen.
I'm going to go get them rightnow.
You can come with me, you canescort me back there, but I'm

(53:35):
not leaving without my stuff.
You're not going to treat melike that, sorry.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
Yeah, that was like word got out like wildfire about
that and with his brotherworking with us, like we like we
were like what the fuck Likesurvey was?
Like hey, we're done, like wedon't want to even be in this
building right now because wehad that other shop and we were
like we don't even want to be inhere.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
It was.
It was an odd time for them.
Like no, I was.
I was just bitter for a while.
I eventually got over itbecause I, you know, business is
business and they learned theirfucking lesson in the end
because they hired some Ummanaged services provider, three

(54:16):
, nines and yeah, I'm going toshit on a local company right
now, but they deserve it.
Um, somehow cop CEC got hitwith a ransomware virus that
encrypted all these files andthen those are held for ransom
and the hacker that did it islike pay me X millions of

(54:39):
dollars and I'll give you the,the, the code to unencrypt all
that data.
And uh, so they were like ah,we can't do that.
We're just going to wipe shitand restore things from backups.
If I can company never checktheir backups.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Oh God.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
And they lost, I want to say, months of data, Like
and so I think CEC maybe suedthat managed services provider.
Like you guys were supposed tobe checking backups.
And like I had a rock solidbackup policy going, Like I even

(55:24):
did some uh offsite backups ofdata that I would test weekly on
deleting a file, restoring it.
Oh yeah, it's good, it worksOkay, Cool.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
Dude, y'all's two man crew was fucking phenomenal how
y'all had it.
I thought it was, you know,doing the best we could but I
thought it was going, it wasgreat.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
But so then after that they ended up having to
they hired their own IT peopleagain and it's just like okay,
whatever it wouldn't, havehappened.
Right, you wouldn't have gonethrough that if you would have
just kept your staff on site, ifyou needed to have a different
conversation about some stuff,you know, I don't know, but you

(56:10):
didn't.
You treated me like I was amiddle manager at that point.
What also made me mad was mysupervisor.

Speaker 7 (56:18):
They moved you to some official title that so I
assumed that you were part ofthe staff.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Then I was like, hey, I'm not going to be a manager.
I was like he's.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Yeah.
So they, they offered me asalaried position as one of
their middle managers.
That came with like a differentbonus structure and all the
shit, and I was like a decentpay raise.
And I was like, okay, I lovethis company, they've been great
to me, they've provided theopportunity for me to provide a

(56:53):
good life for my family.
So, yeah, I'll take that.
And then a year after movinginto that new building, when
when we made the big lift andshift, people shut down a little
bit early on Friday, they camein Monday morning and logged in
and shit for the most part wasrunning like nothing ever

(57:18):
happened.
And a year later, basically seeyou.
And then I start thinking backof how much time I put in
prepping that new building,working through plans, making
sure the cable infrastructurewas what we need, all this shit.
I would have made so much moneyif I would have stayed hourly.

(57:43):
Oh yeah, it's always like that,so I was definitely in the hole
of where I would have been Rightand then never saw a bonus that
was in the bonus structure,because they were always like
bonuses aren't really part ofyour salary there's.
If we can give bonuses, thenyeah, but what was fucked up was

(58:08):
they laid us off, me and Steve,and that was the was he the
short he?

Speaker 4 (58:17):
was the other veteran dude right Like yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.
He was a fucking character man.
Oh yeah, it was.
He was cool as shit to bearound Like he was smart.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Yeah, they laid us off and that was in like
September, october-ish, and thatChristmas they gave out bonuses
.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
A-hole.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
And Eric told me and he goes, of course, yes, you're
happy to get this extra money,but it came at a cost with, like
all these people being laid offmy brother getting laid off
that ran IT and no one knowswho's running IT right now Right

(59:08):
.
Some strange company that wedon't even know he goes, so this
bonus is really fuckingbittersweet.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
Yeah, but not only that, but CEOs like showing that
they're CEOs by driving aroundin certain cars, moving in
certain neighborhoods PorscheCayenne.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
We can't give you a bonus, but we just heard this
guy got a brand new Porsche.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
Have you ever watched the?
What's that fucking movie?
The dude from Eastbound andDown?

Speaker 7 (59:43):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
They opened up that new movie, or they opened up
that series with a.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
On HBO.
Will you get me one?

Speaker 4 (59:49):
It is.
It is HBO, but it's a what isthat called the Royal Something?

Speaker 7 (59:53):
Yes, that's what he reminds, me of.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
That's what he reminds me of.
Bro, I'm like, I know you'redoing blowback, I know what
you're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Oh, I got a story about him because I saw him that
next year there was somethinglike I got laid off and then
maybe it was the next year or Igot laid off earlier, I can't
remember.
But I saw him at the state fair, like we were walking down one

(01:00:30):
of the pathways, and I saw himand I damn sure know he saw me,
and just because our eyes didkind of lock, there for a second
he looked off another directionand just kind of veered off and
was like dude, what did?
you think you could have justbeen like hey, shane, how you

(01:00:54):
doing Blah, blah, blah.
Okay, I would have been cordialtoo, yeah, but like you're just
so fucking weird, you're soweird.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
He was a weird fucking dude to be around.
It made it real fucking awkwardto just be around there.
Like you felt like you were inlockstep, yeah, but you had all
those.
I feel like a majority of thosefucking guys went off to do
other things.
And I still keep in contactwith certain people on Facebook,

(01:01:26):
like Jason Davis, like keepingup with his family and all those
other people.
But then I'm noticing likeyou're creating some fucking
fake ass names for people tomove into to give them a spot.
Yeah.
Just just pay the man, don't.
Don't fucking make up stupidfucking positions.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
And they would even treat their professional, their
PEs, their professionalengineers they would treat
differently than everybody.
Yes, because there is a guythat busted in my office one
time because we were he.
Something happened and he likespilled his drink near his

(01:02:12):
computer or some shit.
And I said, oh man, that reallyyou know, electricity and your
sweet tea or whatever you have,that really don't mix.
And so I just made like astupid joke about it, like, dude
, it's cool, I could, we can getyour data back, it's not that
big of a deal.
He busts in my office and I wasjust I was on a call with Jim

(01:02:34):
Cobb, he had called me aboutsomething.
And this guy like basicallykicks open my office door and is
like what's your fuckingproblem?
And I hit my mute button on myphone real quick and I go I'm on

(01:02:55):
with Jim Cobb, you can give mea minute.
And so got off with Jim and Iwas like what, oh, what's your
problem with me?
I was like, dude, I made a jokebecause you, you spilled your
drink near your computer, don't?
You know, water and electricitydon't mix.

(01:03:16):
So yeah, dude, it was a joke,it's cool, we're going to help
you out.
I just couldn't at that moment,right, because I was in the
middle of helping someone else.
Steve's already helping someoneelse, and then I get a call
from Jim Cobb.
I'm kind of going to take thatcall.
Sorry, jim Cobb is higher onwrong than you buddy, but anyway

(01:03:41):
.
but like I went and told mysupervisor about that, like, hey
, man, that's, that's not coolat all when you have someone
coming in kicking open an officedoor, being confrontational to
somebody in the workplace.
You know what they call thatright.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Harassment.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Yeah, An unsafe working environment.
Yeah, Like.
And then they just like they'relike you're a troublemaker.
That guy.
He got a divorce not too longago.

Speaker 7 (01:04:14):
Yeah, I wonder why.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Let's paint her to what's going on with their home
life.
Like everybody else, doesn'thave one, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
I have shit happening , You're just IT right, like you
, you only do this.
Yeah, I'm always in this room.

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
You're the Saturday night log guy that tells me
fucking move.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
But yeah, yeah.
So they're kind of like TSAVery fun place to work for in
the beginning.

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
And then there was a culture shift that really fucked
things up for at least the theOG people that were there from
those days Like but so manypeople want to be part of that
fucking that Thai community likethey want to wear that fucking
suit and tie and they want thatI'm like, fuck dude, just pay me

(01:05:04):
like I'm wearing a suit and tieand let me work my ass off Like
I just want to get dirty.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
Like, I'm going to, I'm going to create that sound
bite.
Yeah, so when I first startedwith the state back in 2015, I
started as a project manager andthen this other project manager

(01:05:31):
always wore suit and tie.
Now I was wearing slacks of,but not, right, I wasn't coming
in looking like a slob.
But he goes hey, you might wantto start wearing suit and tie
to work, because People justgive you more respect when

(01:05:52):
you're wearing the suit and tie.
And I looked at him and goexcept for me, oh yeah, I don't
care.
I don't care what someone wears, and if I'm working with people
that maybe let's say, likesurvey a little more blue collar

(01:06:12):
, like ODOT most ODOT people arenot suit and tie.
Right, I'm not going to wear asuit and tie.
I'm sorry, that's not how Ithink you get respect.
You earn the respect and you dothat by treating them well,
letting them know they'rethey're valuable, that they're

(01:06:34):
assisting you a lot and youappreciate it.
All that stuff.
Just be a good person.
It doesn't matter, right?
What you fucking wear doesn'tmatter, I don't care.
People could come to work inshorts, I don't care.
Ladies can wear, fucking canprese.
Why can't guys wear a nice pairof shorts?

(01:06:55):
That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
You're a good fucking person.
That's what it comes down to.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
I just had this talk with Hunter the other day that I
told him the I very muchbelieve that the energy you put
out into the world is the energyyou're going to get back.
So if you're always negativeabout shit, everything you're
talking about your it's justthis job fucking sucks, my boss

(01:07:25):
sucks fucking, the world sucks,right, yeah, your world's going
to fucking suck.
That's what you're going to getback garbage in, garbage out.

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
Yeah, that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
So, if you can, just be a good person and just some
kind of positivity.
That doesn't mean I don't getpissed off when people drive
like fucking lunatics.
But when I'm at a store, arestaurant, that person working
the counter, working theregister, taking my order, they

(01:07:56):
deal with enough shit and a lotof times things that are
happening in that restaurantthat you may be pissed off about
they have no control over.
No they don't.
They don't order the chicken orthe salmon and, oh my God, they
ran out of salmon.
Is it that person's fault,right?

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
I'm never going to people that do.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Katie and your fucking waitress she's the one
that orders salmon?

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
I doubt it Go go on and get in a haircut this
morning.
Courtney always cuts my hair soI don't go get haircuts
anywhere.
This morning she was like, hey,she goes, we've got too much
shit going on you and she'll goget a haircut, so we go to
supercuts like guys.
We go to sports clips.
Yeah, Supercuts was closedbecause it's a veteran's day.
They don't want to give out thefree haircut.

(01:08:44):
So we we roll down to sportsclips and shift.
He's like he's never had theMVP, MVP treatment, so he's back
there getting that.
This fucking cuck fucking comesup to the counter and he's like
hey, he goes.
There's a lot of people in hereright now.
He goes if I just put my nameon the online, he goes how long
after can I come in and stillget priority?

(01:09:04):
After my, after my limit, aftermy call has come, and she was
like I don't understand.
He's like well, I want to knowthat I'm still going to get
priority, even because I'm onthe list.
But you didn't want to make it,I started laughing and she kind
of saw me laughing, so she shewent ahead and expressed her
laughter about it and he waslike is something wrong?

(01:09:26):
I was like yes, yeah, you'regoing to get in the line.
I was like something is wrong.
I was like you're going to fall.
I was like I assume you'regoing to fall in where you came
in at and you won't be numberone anymore and that your name's
not going to be up there.
I was like that's just methinking.
I was like I might be wrong andthey're like no, he pretty much
summed up what I wanted to say.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
It better yeah, of course they want to say it
better.
But if you just walked in, sir,let's break this down for you.
Just walked in and let's sayyou're the eighth person in line
and you're like, fuck that, I'mgoing to go do it online.
You're going to the eight spotin line or probably lower,
because are you going to do iton your own?

(01:10:06):
Are you going to do it on yourphone?
Are you going to go back hometo a computer and do it?
We've had three more peoplewalk in, five more people
already reserved online, and nowyou're number 20 instead of
number eight.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
Also, your time is not more valuable than anyone
else.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
No no.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
And you talk about being patient, I was, except
where I'm driving somewhereSpeaking of driving.

Speaker 6 (01:10:27):
Get out of the fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Get the fuck out of my way, this fucking guy would
drive.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
I mean, obviously you know you've been around him for
a lot longer than I have.
I remember, like some of thememories I have, you fucking
being told, hey, meet me halfwayto pick up the kids and you
would drive your ass to youdrive beyond Stroud.
I know that, Like when you gopick up the kids.

Speaker 7 (01:10:49):
I was like God damn dude.

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
I was like you would never like it.
It was never a meet halfway.
I felt like you were always theone.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
I want to see my kids , so you drive.
Sometimes it wasn't evenhalfway, like we were Stroud
halfway.
Yeah, where that McDonald's andtruck stop used to be now you
can only get to it comingwestbound, yeah, westbound, yeah
, always say southbound, butyeah, it's westbound but and

(01:11:19):
then sometimes it would be, Iwould pull up there and it would
be oh, you're going to have todrive to Tulsa.
I don't have money for the tolls, god damn.
Now there are also times whenthe boys started sports up there
, like when Hunter startedbasketball.
I would drive to, like CatoosaSky took for a 20 minute

(01:11:46):
basketball game on weeknights.
He'd have a basketball game on,you know, tuesday night and
it's like I'm going right, nodoubt, but I would go there and
then games over and parents areall around with their kids and
they're like oh, you're Hunter'sdad, oh, cool.

(01:12:07):
So where do you live?
in Norman or wherever I was,dill City, wherever?
Oh, you drive all this way fora 20 minute basketball game.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
Like yeah, I don't get every night.
Is that my kid?

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Is that not a?
I mean, why is that a question?
I mean, it's not that far.
Two and a half hours, threehours, most.
Yeah, I'm going to drive.
Yeah, I'm just going to besitting at home, right, not
doing anything, like I'm notgoing to bed till midnight
anyway.
So yeah, I'm going to come uphere.

Speaker 4 (01:12:45):
Yeah, I remember you making that long ass fucking
drive all the time like or justdiscussing it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
Yeah, yeah, it was God man when, when Logan turned
18, we had a party here and Ididn't really tell him what the
party was.
You know I wasn't like no, thiswas a.
I don't have to legally talk toyour fucking mom.

(01:13:11):
Yeah, I told you.
This party is um, yeah, I had aparty about that because it was
like, ah, I don't because evenyou know, I got custody of the
boys.
I think Hunter started fifthgrade, so I don't know what,
what age that is.

(01:13:32):
But 10.
Yeah.
So you know, I had custody thenand I still had to kind of talk
to her, you know, and it was sofucking happy.

Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
So how old are they now?

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
Hunter will be 26.
Jesus Christ In December,December 2nd that's crazy.
Logan turned 23 July 1st.

Speaker 4 (01:14:06):
That's how it's fucking nuts, how you can think
about it sitting.
You're like.
You're like dude.
That wasn't too long ago.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
It's like they were still kind of shitting their
pants.
I mean Hunter still is, yeah, Imean you know I do too he's
survey, right you?

Speaker 7 (01:14:21):
know army guys we shoulder pants.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
Yeah, yeah, they're fucking old man, yeah I know,
Hunter was over here, the otherday and he was freaking out
because he's like God, I'malmost 30.
I was like dude, you'll be 26.
Like yeah, almost, but you'renot mad.

Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
I want to let Courtney Sam almost 40.
I'm like fuck off, Like I'm 38years old, God damn it he goes.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Wait, I'm not going to turn 27.
No, you'll be.
Oh my God, I don't even know.
Oh, I thought it was 26.
I was like, no, stupid.
No, I was like you have to getyour own health insurance now.
Sorry you age out.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
But yeah, yeah, buddy .

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
Oh, that was shocking .
I think that got me more thananything like open enrollment
just happened, you know.
So I'm in there doing my newhealth benefit selections and
stuff Hunters.
Not even on there, not even anoption.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
Right there, you take him off.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
Yeah, because you know this.
The new health insurance startsJanuary 1st.
He'll be 26.
They were like oh, he'll be 26.
Delete this fucker.
God we're not paying for hisshit.
So I told him I was like hey,remember.

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
So do they come find you?
Or like not not physically comefind you, but do they start
milling shit, saying hey, it'stime to get insurance, or I get
emails from a state and they'relike hey, open them.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Oh him.

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
Oh, they're like fucking figure it out.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
Yeah, they're just like Sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
So that's where, that's where my ignorance comes
into play, like with beingmilitary this whole time, like
what, how does one even go about?
Like, how do you like, do youjust go shopping for health
insurance, like you'd be like,yeah, if you're, if you're an?

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
employer it doesn't offer it, which luckily CC does,
do they?

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
Yeah, I figured they did.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
But yeah, if, if you're out of a place, most
places kind of have a program,but they're still those are like
a lot of pop.

Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
Sometimes they don't yeah, they don't, they can't
afford it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
And so you got to go to healthcare marketplace.
Wow, Punch in all yourinformation and they're like oh,
here's some shitty fuckinginsurance.

Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
And it's $200 a month .

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
Yeah, that's shit Like so, when I got laid off
from CC I had to put me and theboys on something and you know
they're like oh, you can get toCobra health insurance.
Yeah, that's more than myfucking unemployment, oh my god.
It doesn't make fucking sense.
Jesus, that's a dumb, no.

(01:16:59):
And so I had to go to fuckinghealthcare marketplace and to
find something I could afford.
I had to get the shittiestfucking insurance.
Like I don't even know whatprovider it was, I just know all
the no one would take it.
Ductables and shit like this,which I just had to set them
super high.

(01:17:19):
Yeah, your doctor bulls likeBecause I couldn't even apply
for like, Like a discounted ratefor being.
You know under the?
What do they call it?
The?

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
poverty.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
Well, yeah, the finance the your, however much
money you make, you know,because me and Casey were
married at the time and so wehad to include not only her pay
but also what I would get fromunemployment and that put us
over the qualifying limit andit's like how fucking Off on

(01:18:01):
just bad luck Does someone haveto be to get some assistance?
That is insane, Because at thetime she was the teacher salary.
Yeah, that was making, you know, 30 something thousand a year
and we had Hunter and Logan, ourhouse and all that.
We can't qualify for Cheaperhealth insurance Fucking nuts.

(01:18:28):
That is insane.

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
You have to like not work.
Yeah, you have to not work.

Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
So crazy, so crazy so that's why I talk about like
when people like we have peopleall the time like get out of the
military because they getdisgruntled and shit, I'm like,
bro, I'm like you don't.
I was like, when you thinkabout your pay, I'm like being a
, even as a six, I mean you'remaking you're the top 10 percent

(01:18:55):
of the Oklahoma salary.
I was like dude.
I was like, oh, you got to dois stay in and you get fucking
promoted.
Yeah, just don't fuck up, yeahright, just don't fuck up more
than once.
Yeah, but you can fuck up once,easy.
But like people talk aboutgetting out, I'm like you're not
.
I'm like you're not thinkingabout the retirement, you're not

(01:19:16):
thinking about the insurance.

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
All the benefits that come on.
It's not just a paycheck, no,like I even say that about state
employment.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
Yeah because usually the state salaries are lower
than what you can get in theprivate industry.

Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
But isn't that why people are staying before
retirement and shit?

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
So that's what I tell people.
I say, OK, yeah, you could gomake Twenty thousand dollars
more in this private industry.
You could go make that.
I get that.
However, here's some statebenefits.
The state gives you anallotment every month To help

(01:19:57):
pay for your benefits package.
So I have a kick ass fuckingbenefits package that I pay
maybe two hundred dollars amonth for.

Speaker 7 (01:20:07):
So you have to add in .

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
That allotted money that they give to you, which is
like, let's just say it's athousand dollars a month, that's
twelve grand minus the twohundred dollars a month you may
pay.
However, if you don't need kickout, kick ass health insurance,
you can work it to where youactually pocket some of that

(01:20:34):
allotted money.
So you don't think about that.
You go to the private industry.
They may have a good benefitspackage.
How much are they taking out ofyour check for?
Yeah, you got to think aboutthat.
Right.
So it may be three hundreddollars a paycheck, six hundred
dollars a month.
That they're.
Yeah, you're getting paidtwenty thousand dollars more.

(01:20:55):
We got state holidays.
They're, at least for me, likethis has been one of the best
jobs.

Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
And how long have you been?
How long have you been here?

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Eight years now and Not once have I put in Time off
requests for vacation or beingsick.
Not once has someone given meshit About.
They work around my filmingschedules.
When I get booked for a gig.
They work around that for melike Go, try to find that Right.

(01:21:35):
A lot of times in the privatesector how much stress do you
have?
Tight deadlines?
You know the state doesn'treally have that many layoffs.
It happens every now and again.
Look what happens to theprivate industry.
Look at fucking Dale.
Oh yeah, dale does it all thetime Like you won't even know.

(01:21:57):
They're like hey, we needanybody's last name, a through L
, going this room.
Go over there and one of thoserooms.
All those people are laid offand they do get escorted out.
You don't get to go back.
It's like see you, you came towork thinking you still had a

(01:22:20):
job and no, who was it?

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
Devon Chesapeake Was that one Chesapeake definitely
yeah, like hugely.

Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
Sandwich went completely under in that just
real quick.
They like her, yeah it seemedlike it Like man.

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
So, anyway, I think A lot of young people right now
are just looking at that salarynumber Right, right that number
and don't take into account someof the other benefits you made.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
Oh yeah, our hiring department told us they were
like the new generation, or thegeneration graduating now
looking for jobs.
They don't care aboutretirement benefits, salaries,
what, they're looking at theright now, they don't look at
the future.
We were like what?

Speaker 4 (01:23:05):
And you got some kids that stuck it out at McDonald's
and they're fucking making sixfigures.
Mm, hmm, and I'm like we got to, we got to quit.
Looking at these fucking fastfood gigs is just hey, that's
you know what.
That's poor man's job.

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
Like I'm super nice to those people as well.
Like I try not to eat fast foodtoo much anymore, but there's
times when it's super fuckingconvenient.
Somebody has to work those jobs, right?
Somebody does, and this personis willing to get up at Five AM
to go start their shift atMcDonald's.

(01:23:43):
I have a lot of respect forthose people, right 100%,
because they work hard.

Speaker 4 (01:23:49):
That that's not an easy job.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
And they deal with a lot of shit, because a lot of
people are so fucking entitledthat their time is more valuable
.
Yes, it's the cashier's faultfor the ice cream machine being
broken, but the life lessonsyou're learning.

Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
Like what's the difference between the ice cream
machine and the ice creammachine?
I think of two things, Like ifI see somebody young working,
I'm like the life lessons you'relearning from being able to put
up with all this shit thatpeople throw at you and they
expect 100% courtesy from youyeah, even when they treat you
like shit.
Yeah, like the way you're ableto handle that stress at that

(01:24:26):
age.
But then I look at the singlemom and I'm like fuck man, like
I bet this isn't your only job,no, and I bet you're having to
fucking go home and take care ofthe kids after this too.
Yep, like Mm, hmm.

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
And that and that's where that's where a part of me,
if we kind of a little bitpolitical, but that's where I
like social programs that canbenefit that single parent
because they're going outbusting their ass still.
So I don't care how much moneyyou give that family that's out

(01:25:01):
there trying to bust their ass,but this is all they can do
right now.
Right, there should be a check.
One day one day they may managethat fast food restaurant.
Let's help them out right nowwhen they need it.
That's I'm cool with that.

Speaker 4 (01:25:14):
There should be a block on the W two.
That's fucking states.
A single parent fucking doingthis, or hey, this isn't my only
job.
Nobody wants to work.
Two fucking jobs, nobody Barely.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
Okay, you know what I want to work?
One yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
I surprised that you're getting everything back
on your fucking W two.

Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
Like that's what it should be.
Yeah, yeah, I do agree, I doagree, I do agree.
I don't like people when I don'tlike it.
When people take advantage of aprogram, right, yeah, people
like they buy shit, you know,maybe they're buying like a

(01:25:54):
address or something for anevent they have that weekend and
then they go and return it.
Right, you're kind of workingthe system and, yeah, especially
legally, there's nothingillegal about it.
But I've started this sayingwhere I feel like everything's

(01:26:16):
just fake, like your bankaccount.
It's just numbers, right, youlook at a screen and you're like
, oh, I think, oh, yeah, todaywas payday.
Those numbers went up.
You don't see any transaction.
Yeah, you don't see anydocument anymore.
That said, you know you're notcashing to check or depositing a

(01:26:38):
check.
It's just like, hey, thesefucking fake numbers over here
went up that this card tells mewhen I can buy something or not,
you know.
And then even at work, I try tobe very professional.
At work, I'm not cussing, doingshit like on this podcast.
I'm kind of being fake.

(01:27:01):
I'm not really being me at work.
I'm being what people mightneed to see at work, because
somebody might get offendedbecause I called him a
motherfucker, right, you know, Idon't know why I can't call
people motherfuckers, get overit.
You know, frowned upon, so it'sall about being fake.

(01:27:21):
And so when you're buying thesethings like a oh look at this
fancy suit or this fancy fuckingdress I'm going to wear to this
event, set event happens,you're like, oh look, I'm
keeping up with all the fuckingother people over here, but
you're returning that shit,right?
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:42):
It's the same fucking people that say that they'll
sit there and judge how apparentparents are, but they'll get
home like raising health or kids.
But because that's behindclosed doors you can do that,
but then you get to judge theparent that's struggling with an
autistic kid or somebody thatyou don't know how the fuck
their day's going, but you'renumber one to fucking start

(01:28:06):
judging how they act.
But you're going to go home andtreat your kids like shit.
Oh yeah, yeah, it's just, we'rein a fucking fake, fucking
world.
Oh yeah, it's so fake, I thinkit's fucking stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
I think the parents of school-aged children Are so
fucking fake at times because Iget A lot of the having
appropriate books for anappropriate age and like a
library, right, I'm all on board, I get that.

(01:28:41):
But if you're not checking yourfucking kids phone at home when
it is so easy to go findwhatever the hell they want to
look at online, if you're notdoing that, don't go bitch at
the school.
No, you're fake.
You're not doing it at home,right?

Speaker 4 (01:29:04):
Don't go to those fucking school board meetings
throwing up whatever's read inthese fucking books.
Don't let your phone get in theway of the school board.
Let your fucking kid do thatbook.
Yeah, like, don't get mad atthe school when your kid brings
home that book.
You talk to that kid and belike, hey, this is why we don't
get this, why we don't read thisbook in my house.

Speaker 1 (01:29:24):
Yeah, but even to go along with that, the schools
ought to also go.
Maybe we don't have that bookin this library.
Oh yeah, like we are elementaryschool.

Speaker 4 (01:29:38):
I don't know.
Maybe y'all know better than Ido.
I don't know that these booksare out there for these
school-aged kids to get, or ifwe're just seeing what the media
wants us to see.

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
Yeah, like who knows?

Speaker 4 (01:29:51):
Like how do I know that you're standing up in front
of the school board actuallyreading what your kid brought
home, as opposed to your kidsyeah, your older kid.

Speaker 7 (01:30:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:30:02):
Like, because you're not telling us what age this kid
is Right, you're just saying akid, or did your kid even come
home with a book?

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
Right, right, did you hear a story, yes, from someone
that said it's happening overhere, because they heard from
someone.
So then you're like, oh yeah,my kid brought this book home.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's, it'sall fake.

Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
That's where I have to give credit to Courtney.
She is the way her shit.
It is 100 percent like, whateverwe are in private, like she
talks about in public, like sheshe really knows it.
Like when you talk about, likeyour kid knowing the Trump stuff
, like she really knows all thefucking red pill stuff, like.
But she's full on transparentwith hey, we don't.

(01:30:45):
Like pedophilia is something wetalk about a ton because it's a
fucking secret that's keptaround.
Yeah, and it's like, oh,that'll never happen here.
We talk about it tons.
So he's always like like if she, if he sees Oakley walking
around, he's like there'sprobably a creep in that
bathroom, there's probablysomebody doing this and it sucks

(01:31:05):
that kids have to know that.

Speaker 3 (01:31:06):
But they have to be real.

Speaker 4 (01:31:07):
They have to be realistic because if something
happens, they're traumatized forthe rest of their life instead
of being aware, and that's justthat talk you have at home.
So nothing is nothing's offlimits of our house about what
we talk about.
I mean, we don't obviously it'snot vulgar or anything, but
it's a 100 percent laid outthere.
If this, this is what's goingon with human trafficking.

(01:31:28):
This is going on with sexualtrafficking.
Teachers are fucking creepsright now.

Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
Well, yeah, it was like oh, don't talk about it
Because we'll be embarrassed, sowe don't talk about it.
But it's like you have to dealwith trauma or else, eventually,
you're going to have to dealwith it and it's going to be bad
.

Speaker 4 (01:31:46):
Because guess when that trauma comes out?
It doesn't come out whenthey're teenagers it comes out
when they're fucked up in theirlater childhood, like in their
adulthood, and they're trying toeither act out a child act, or
that's when they're like, hey,this happened to me, but you
know what?
Nobody gives a shit now becauseI end up turned into a fucking
drug addict.

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
Yeah, I'm an alcoholic or drug addict and
nobody cares for you afteryou're a drug addict or
alcoholic.

Speaker 1 (01:32:09):
I think there's been some very shitty teachers that
have given that, have given theteaching profession a bad name.
Currently I don't believe.
At least I refuse to believebecause, being married to Casey
her working in the schooldistrict, our sister-in-law

(01:32:31):
working in the school districtbut the majority of teachers are
not those teachers you see onthe news.
That's like you know, preachingone way or the other, because
you can go too far left, andlet's talk about all these kind
of things that a lot of it getsinto sexuality and shit like

(01:32:55):
that, where, yeah, teacher needsto kind of know their bounds,
right, right.
But you can also go too far theother way, in that it's overly
religious and and that's notright, because you don't know

(01:33:16):
what the parents, what they'vetalked to their kids about.
So you have to really be in themiddle, at least for
school-aged children, if youwant to get into those Far
extremes on either side incollege.

(01:33:37):
Okay, but I would say what wouldbe better is Talk about both
sides of the extreme, not justone, and that's what how I feel
a lot of college professors arePreaching one way or the other,
like you're not bringing inMultiple views so you can have a

(01:33:58):
very Educated opinion on thatsubject right.

Speaker 4 (01:34:04):
Yeah that's what I love about.
What's the dude's name?
Something, kirk, that doeschange my mind.
Oh.
Okay, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
Steven.
Steven Kirk not Kirk, but it'sSteven.

Speaker 4 (01:34:23):
We've got all these devil machines to look this up
and we just can't devil.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
I try to like to work my brain a little bit, you know
like, let me see if my braincan fit Steven Crowder, oh yeah
yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:34:35):
But but like I love how, like you explain what you
want to him and typically heshoots it down.
But no, it's not, it's not anoverbearing thing.
Same with, like Jordan Petersonlike they will let you Talk and
then they'll try to educate youon a few things, or they'll.
They'll hear you out.
Yeah, that's the biggest thing.

(01:34:56):
Just hear them out.
Yeah like, let me listen toboth sides.

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
There's oh man, there's.
There's quite a bit of thoseSteven Crowder things that I've
watched, the change of my mind,segments where I've gone, what's
going on at some of thesecolleges.

Speaker 5 (01:35:14):
Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:35:14):
Christ, these kids are fucking ignorant.
They're just fucking ignorant,just so dumb.
And so, like One this wasn'teven Steven Crowder, it was
somebody else.
They were on a college campusand they were talking about,
like, free tuition or somethinglike that.
And these two girls they hadwalked up to and they were

(01:35:37):
talking about it and they werelike, yeah, we support Free
college.
And they're like, well,somebody pays for it somewhere,
you know, somebody does so.
Like then they said to themspecifically, they pointed it
somebody walking by, so Are youokay with some of the money
coming out of your paycheck topay for their college?
And they're like, oh, we're onscholarship, we don't even pay

(01:35:58):
anything right now.
It's like you, motherfucker,you don't fucking get it.
No, nothing's free, sorry,someone's paying for it
somewhere.
And I think that's the thing.
That just Little quick callbackTo those people that are buying
the dresses and returning itYou're taking advantage of

(01:36:20):
something and somebody is losingmoney somewhere.
Right, maybe you're not losingmoney, but someone's losing
money, so they take that productback.
Someone's got to work to putthat product back in the system.
There's always a dollar amountat high.

(01:36:40):
Oh yeah, to putting that backinto stock because some person
has man hours doing that.
And then that company, thatbusiness, refunds you the full
amount.
They try to resell it, but theycan't resell it at what they
originally sold it.

(01:37:00):
Oh yeah, now they got adiscount.
It Quite heavily most of thetime just to get it out.
Someone's losing money somewhere, and what that does is
eventually Drives the cost up offucking everything else.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:37:21):
That's got.
That got me thinking the otherday about, like the, the people
that completely live onSubsidies and the government,
what happens at age of socialsecurity, because you're
supposed to be base paid basedoff of what you've paid it paid
it into the system.
Yeah, like how does that workonce you're that age?

(01:37:43):
Who knows?
I?

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
think everybody gets it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:48):
We'll find out soon.
Yeah, I'll get there.
Yeah, but you've worked, I'mguessing, I'll get there 50.
You're talking about beingalmost 40.
I'm almost 50.

Speaker 4 (01:37:59):
Yeah, but that doesn't come to what.
62.

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
Yeah, but just I'm gonna be 50 fuck.

Speaker 4 (01:38:08):
Yeah, but you're a fucking.
You're moving up to an a-list,fucking celebrity right now.

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
Yeah, maybe I got 50 year old balls man.
It's weird.
It's weird, yeah, but in thatcase he still plays with I don't
get it.
But do you play with?

Speaker 4 (01:38:23):
a 50 year old toy anybody?

Speaker 1 (01:38:24):
No, they're falling apart, they're in a case.
Maybe I just need to detachmine and put them up there and
yeah, but just yeah, being like,think how we look at that,
because I look at cards that I'mstill like, I'm so Mesmerized
by some of the cards I have andI'm like, fuck, I just want to
touch that.

Speaker 4 (01:38:39):
So bad, but I don't, because I know that I just can't
.
Gonna ruin it.
Yeah, gonna ruin it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:48):
Getting old weird, weird.
But I still get mad at it.
People that like, like pullinginto a parking lot and you know
they're, they're angled parkingand they're angled so that
traffic goes one way.
Why are you coming down theother way?
Do we not know this?

Speaker 6 (01:39:09):
No, this is like Fucking knowledge.

Speaker 1 (01:39:10):
No that when they're angled like this, and typically
there's a fucking arrow thatsays go that way.
So usually when someone'scoming down the opposite way, I
just drive in the middle Rightlike what are we doing?
I'm going the correct way.
You need to back, put it inreverse, use your backup cam.

(01:39:35):
Is it usually so, or you're theasshole that?

Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
Oh, that spots empty.

Speaker 4 (01:39:40):
I don't have to put it in reverse.
When I leave, I can.
I can just go out that way Intooncoming traffic, because I
don't have to back up.
And Is it usually old ladies?
No, it's fucking young people.
Oh yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:39:53):
Like maybe middle-aged people.
I have no idea.
There's a system here, no theydon't know.

Speaker 1 (01:39:59):
Just like merging on traffic people like a zipper,
they don't.

Speaker 3 (01:40:02):
No, you're not coming in?
Did you not learn the zippermerge technique?

Speaker 7 (01:40:07):
Just let me in, because I have nowhere else to
go.

Speaker 3 (01:40:09):
Like.
I don't know Just let me inbecause I have nowhere else to
go.
I have to go here.
What do you?

Speaker 4 (01:40:18):
want me to do my old boss from California he goes, he
goes.
We still do not understand thezipper method he goes.
That's why I fucking haul asson my bike everywhere I go and
we get offended by bikers thatweave in between traffic.
I'm like fuck, I want to dothat, so bad.

Speaker 3 (01:40:31):
I do too.
Oh man, that would be nice.

Speaker 4 (01:40:34):
Just use that fucking right hand of the fucking road.
It's called a shoulder, butfucking use it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:39):
It pisses me off because every morning I have to
merge on the traffic and peopleget so they're like looking and
like going forward and I'm likeI have nowhere else to fucking
go, you fucking idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
Or people that can't stand that just a car is passing
them.
So they're driving like afucking dipshit in the left lane
and you're like you're notgetting over.
I guess I'll pass on thefucking right, like that's ever
been a thing.
And then they speed up.
Yeah, they're like oh, oh, oh,I get fucking furious.

(01:41:12):
Yeah, that's just that, thatnow you're just being an asshole
.

Speaker 4 (01:41:17):
I love watching that car.
That fucking will weave inbetween.
But then when it comes time tolike five miles ahead, you're
right there, even with themagain.

Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
Like you are no farther, I'm like bro you are
wearing that fucking gas pedalout.
Yeah, you gotta know further.

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
I've been that person a few times.
Oh my god, we're just like comeon One.

Speaker 4 (01:41:35):
Do you ever look at?
I'm just fucking the same guythat is calm, cool and fucking
cool.

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
I was like I just saw you fucking three lights
together and I've seen you everylight now and I'm flooring.
I just like to drive fastsometimes, like I just want
really, if the speed limit's 40,I'm probably gonna go 45.
I have people typically Likeand it happens on 24th here in

(01:42:05):
Normand where like the targetand everything is it's 40
through there.
I wanna do 45, they're doing 35.
Even just the speed limit isbetter, even just the speed
limit, but yeah, I'll pass themand be like Jesus Christ.
And then, ahhhh, oh fuck, whatI've also done.

Speaker 7 (01:42:31):
Is gotten like.

Speaker 1 (01:42:33):
Trying to find something.

Speaker 7 (01:42:35):
I've been.

Speaker 1 (01:42:37):
I'll be driving and someone pulls out in front of me
and like won't accelerate.
You know like you could havejust waited till I went by.
Now I gotta hit my brakes Now.

Speaker 3 (01:42:49):
I gotta wait.

Speaker 1 (01:42:49):
You know, and I'm like fucking pissed Like you,
motherfucker, fuck you.
And then I'll go around andwe'll hit the same light.
And now I'm just looking overat them.
I'm not really saying anything.

Speaker 4 (01:43:03):
You just want them to want you Like you motherfucker.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
I want you to learn to fucking drive.
And then I take a drink from astraw.
What a girl, you lose all yourtoughness.
Oh yeah Fuck, you Learn tofucking drive.
So stupid.
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:43:26):
Dude, I've got where I love driving Kourtney's car.
Like the truck, like it doesn'thave the get up and go power,
like I love driving it, just soI can kind of feel.
I mean, I'm 5'7, I gotta feeltall at some point.
Yeah, so like, driving thetruck makes me feel fucking good
.
But I get in her little fuckingAudi and I'm like, or Audi,
whatever, the fucking Like thereal world and I'm like fucking

(01:43:46):
gas, just fucking goes.
I'm like fuck yeah, I can hitthose little parking spots.
I can be the one that backs up,because I'm always going the
wrong way through Walmart.
Yeah, because some assholeslike back the fuck up and I'm
like you know what I will.
I'm like that was my bad.

Speaker 3 (01:44:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:44:05):
I told Casey I want to be this guy we saw in Texas
one time.
We were taking kind of regulartrips down to Frisco, just to
kind of A little road trip.
Stay at a nice embassy suite,go to Ikea, eat some barbecue.
God, you're old, I know right,it's almost 50.

Speaker 3 (01:44:25):
It's like a white person thing to do.
Old white man.
Old white man.
It sounds like Will Smith onthat, not Will.

Speaker 4 (01:44:33):
Smith Will Ferrell right now, like when Will?

Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
Ferrell yeah, when he got married I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:44:37):
Bed Bath and Bed Bath and Beyond.
It's a wild Saturday Wild.

Speaker 1 (01:44:43):
I have gotten excited because a new vacuum came in,
you know like this delivered andI'm like it's a fucking serious
business and I'm like he usedthat shit.
Yeah, I'm old, but we went tothis one barbecue place and this
badass brand new vet pulled up.
I was like damn, that is killer.
And this like 80 year old dudegets out, just this grand paul

(01:45:06):
looking just, but he's dressedkind of hip.
You know, he's kind of cool.
I was like I want to be thatguy.

Speaker 4 (01:45:14):
I wonder what his tag said.

Speaker 3 (01:45:16):
Oh yeah, I don't know .

Speaker 4 (01:45:17):
Slanging it yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:45:19):
Slanging it.
I don't know Keeper wet, or Oursister-in-law, her dad.

Speaker 3 (01:45:28):
That's his boat's name.

Speaker 4 (01:45:30):
Bro, these boat names are fucking killer, but he
wrecked it, so we gotta do it.

Speaker 3 (01:45:33):
And it's keeper wet too.

Speaker 4 (01:45:37):
How did he wreck a boat?
Drunk.

Speaker 3 (01:45:39):
Nice and you hit another boat.

Speaker 4 (01:45:41):
Nice well.

Speaker 3 (01:45:43):
Yeah, it's not a good time.
The luck Right, yeah, the wholelate and you're like, ahhhh,
that's fucking sweet Boat wreck.
So a white claws dude.

Speaker 1 (01:45:55):
White claws in the sun, yeah.
They'll get you, it'll get youyeah.

Speaker 3 (01:46:00):
What do you do in the military now?

Speaker 1 (01:46:03):
He's got kind of a cool job now.

Speaker 4 (01:46:04):
I do have a sweet ass job right now, so I'm a we
respond like directly for thegovernor.
So we're a.
It's a civil support team, soit's supposed to be a weapons
mass destruction.
We're on.
We're basically on 24-7 out,like 24-7 call, like we got a
team right now at the OU game,so we'll we go to like the OU

(01:46:26):
and OSU games.

Speaker 3 (01:46:27):
So, KERDI?

Speaker 4 (01:46:28):
Uh, not really.
So we show up at OHP.
We do like the the bomb, likethe sweeps of the Entire
facility Used to.
They like to keep this likehush, hush.
And I'm like why?
I'm like you.
You obviously stand out like afucking sore thumb.
You got this radiationdetection device.
You look like the fuckingghostbusters walking around and
then you want to tell peoplethat you're not doing anything.

Speaker 1 (01:46:50):
I'm like that scares the fuck out of me.
Yeah, this is normal.
I think people need to knowthat, and transparency is key.
There are people out thereReally trying to keep the public
safe.
Yes, preventive wise.

Speaker 4 (01:47:02):
Not.
Hey, I'm here to respond tothis, so.

Speaker 1 (01:47:05):
No, I think it's great.
It's kind of cool.
Yeah, it is cool.

Speaker 4 (01:47:08):
So I've been doing that for six years, and then Are
you guys playing clothes whenyou do it?

Speaker 1 (01:47:12):
Yeah, well, we're.

Speaker 4 (01:47:13):
Yeah, I mean we look kind of like law enforcement, we
kind of have like 511 Kakis onyeah and polos, but it actually
it got me a.
It kicked off this Non-profitthat I just Maybe maybe the
letters in the mail this weekFor being like approved but

(01:47:34):
Doing a.
I don't know if y'all know howbad Fentanyl is, but we're doing
, we test for Fentanyl, like it.
So on the I have a side gigwhere I'll go out to LA and
Miami and Vegas to like EDC andEDM festivals and the amount of
people that are overdosing onFentanyl Fucking nuts.

Speaker 3 (01:47:55):
I bet.

Speaker 4 (01:47:56):
Like just last week I was out in LA, we were working.
It was actually in SanBernardino we were working.
It's called escape.
We had it's a Halloweenfestival, like by Insomniac
Entertainment, and Some fuckingdude was Hand out Fentanyl water
, like he put Fentanyl in afucking bottle of water and

(01:48:18):
these people were just OD andand you know.

Speaker 1 (01:48:20):
You know what I'm okay with?
I'm okay with Killing thosepeople right there on the spot.
The distributor.

Speaker 4 (01:48:29):
The distributor, yeah , yeah that's putting the drugs
in there Like the people goingout thinking it's fucking cool.

Speaker 3 (01:48:36):
Like, why do they do it?
They get paid.
They just think it's cool.
No, I don't know the fuckingmadness behind that, but it's
fucking nuts, like in Oklahoma.

Speaker 4 (01:48:47):
The Fentanyl crisis is fucking nuts Because Arizona
and Oklahoma Well, via Texas Isthe worst fucking areas right
now In Florida 35 corridor.
Yeah, like nobody understandshow fucking dangerous I-35 and
I-40 is, with human traffickingand Fentanyl Like human

(01:49:08):
trafficking, to a point whereand I don't know how, I don't
give a shit about beingpolitical or not, but they went
ahead and asked ICE to step outof Law enforcement in Oklahoma
City.
As far as they could identify acar Like pushing people, like

(01:49:31):
Human trafficking Based off ofhow a car would bounce when it
hit a bump.
So if a car does Like if a carLike if the back end just stays
heavy, like in drives and itnever like does the bounce that
a typical car does at a plothole there's people hiding in
the fucking trunk of a car.
Well, it got to the point whereOur police would pull them over

(01:49:52):
With ICE detectives and thesethe ICE detectives, they work
for Customers and Border Patroland everything, and they can
deport these people immediately.
They got to the point wherethey quit doing that Because
there's so fucking many of themOn a daily basis they're coming
through Oklahoma City beinghuman trafficking.

Speaker 7 (01:50:12):
What the?

Speaker 4 (01:50:13):
fuck.
So I mean it's insane right now.
That's scary, yeah.
And then Fentanyl like We'vebeen on Probably 10 or 20 calls
right now that have been Eitherofficer involved, like they've
pulled over a car coming fromArizona and they'll be going to
like Nebraska or they'll begoing to the East Coast and

(01:50:35):
they'll have a backpack.
That's the only thing they haveon them and it's two fucking
strangers in a car.
Oh my god, and they can't evencome up with a story To keep
their self straight.
And then you open up a trunkand there's a fucking couple
hundred or a couple hundredfucking pills in there and we
test them and it's Fentanyl.

Speaker 6 (01:50:54):
Yeah, and the safety of law enforcement.

Speaker 1 (01:50:56):
Because sometimes they don't know what they're
touching.
Right, and you have officersactually touch some of this,
inhale some of this shit andfucking.

Speaker 4 (01:51:07):
And before we thought , hey, these, these fucking guys
are touching Fentanyl andthey're going down, we actually
learned.
I went out to Dugway it's aresearch lab and they were like,
hey, they're like it's reallyfucking hard to get dermal
exposure Going through your skin.
They're like it's typicallypanic attacks, but there's still

(01:51:28):
officer involved.
Even here in, like Oklahoma,that's happened, where the wind
will hit just right and they'llopen up a powder not like, not
knowing and that powder willfucking incapacitate them.
Oh my god.
So they have to go and like,use an arcane on them and shit.
Yeah, so it's nonprofit.
We're doing we're trying to testfor Fentanyl products At these

(01:51:52):
raves and we're also trying toget into the schools and educate
like high school aged kids Onthe use of arcane or on the use
of Fentanyl and just how.
It's not just in, it's not yourdrug dealers that's really use
them, it's your kids that arewanting Adderall.
Like cause, you can get this.

(01:52:14):
You can buy this shit offSnapchat.
Yeah, it's insane and it's whatused to be like.
Like, if you used to buy loretabs and shit, they'd be like
five dollars a pill.
This is like a dollar a pill.

Speaker 3 (01:52:27):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:52:29):
So you know, there might be a lethal amount in one
fucking pill.

Speaker 3 (01:52:33):
Yeah, I see stories about that and like Kids that's
never done drugs before and justhappened to be at a party.
Happened to get somethinghanded to them like that's
terrifying.

Speaker 4 (01:52:42):
What's nuts is, if you start talking to people,
you'll notice that somebodydirectly related to that person
you're talking to, or somebodythat's like that's a first hand
Knowledge of that that they'veeither lost somebody Like I
guarantee you, your kids haveeither lost a friend or no other
.
Like the.

Speaker 1 (01:53:02):
Even just overdosing, even if they haven't died, they
had to go to the hospital andget all kinds of shit done.
Oh yeah, well, my son Logan is.
He's big into that EDM sceneand so I worry about him.

(01:53:24):
But he talks about.
He talks about being carefulabout fentanyl and just stuff
like that.
I hope he is right.
You know I can.
He says he is and I hope he's alittle honest about that.
Like people are going toexperiment, people are going to

(01:53:45):
do things.
I get it, whatever you're anadult.
But that's why I say thosepeople that are Are tainting
products with that shit.
What use for them do we have insociety?
That's why I'm okay withexecuting them like Go fucking

(01:54:06):
hang them in the street.
What is going to get people tostop doing that If we don't have
these harsh fucking punishmentsand as much as many years or
life in prison would suck.
We think it sucks right.

(01:54:29):
Like who wants to fucking livelike that?
These guys that are doing itand maybe gals, not only with
fentanyl but sex trafficking,human trafficking, these kids,
these pedophiles they got threehots in a cot, if you want to

(01:54:52):
take that old expression.
There's a lot of people rightnow in the states they don't get
that.
Think of some of the kids thatthey don't get three hot meals.
Maybe they don't even know wherethey're going to sleep that
night.
You know what I mean.
So you have these peoplewilling to do these heinous

(01:55:13):
things to others.
If there's not a seriousconsequence, what stops them?

Speaker 3 (01:55:19):
Oh, I'm going to go and stay in jail for a while,
but then they're going to kickme out because they'll be
crowded.
They're going to getovercrowded.

Speaker 1 (01:55:25):
They're going to need space for other fucking
assholes.

Speaker 4 (01:55:29):
Hopefully they killed more people than me or whatever
it is, you know what I meanDude, what's nuts is between
that and the trafficking it'sbeen almost two months ago.
I was up in Chicago and cellphone thefts.

(01:55:51):
It's a huge industry withinfestivals Because it's linked
back to terrorism, for one.
But they will go and steal cellphones and up there, the people
that were actually stealing thecell phones it's so fucking
nuts.
They had no remorse and thesewere this was an EDC festival

(01:56:12):
and the people that werestealing the phones they're from
Guatemala and they were intheir 40s.
They were in there paying offtheir fucking debt to their
fucking coyote.

Speaker 3 (01:56:22):
What the hell.

Speaker 4 (01:56:23):
Like seeing this firsthand was fucked up Because
we couldn't find the cell phones, but we had positive
identification on what they weredoing and we got to talking to
them and they're fucking payingoff their fucking debt.

Speaker 1 (01:56:37):
So they're sending that phone back.

Speaker 4 (01:56:40):
All they had was a passport from Guatemala, no
paperwork showing that theyshould be in the fucking country
.
And I'm like it's crazy, theshit they talk about on the news
Like we're seeing firsthandhere and we can't do it.
It's not a.
You can only get them fortrespassing and what are you?
But then I'm like what are wedoing?

(01:57:03):
Right now?
We release this person.
Somebody might go cut theirfucking head off out in the
fucking streets Because theydidn't come up with the money.
Or they're like, hey, you'lltake a loss on this Because they
might deport you.
Somebody that's sitting inChicago, any town USA gets sent
back to fucking Guatemala.

(01:57:24):
When they thought that man, Ithought this was my future.
That's why I'm like I'm sofucking split on the border.
I'm like we got to get controlof a fitness.
We got to get control ofeverything, but we have to
streamline a legal process Tomake it where this is still a
place to come, hey you know what?

Speaker 1 (01:57:44):
I would be okay with fucking shutting the borders for
a time, so we can figure outwhat the process needs to be,
because we did during COVID, weshut the fucking border.

Speaker 4 (01:57:54):
During COVID.
Shut the border until it's like, hey, figure out what America
needs to fucking stand up again,get some smart people in the
room to figure it out, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:58:04):
Hey, and if you're a politician that's supposed to be
in charge and you're not smartenough because I don't know what
the answers are?
Right, there's people that haveprobably some good fucking
ideas, all those fuckingintelligent people in To help
find the solution.
Because we can't controlFentanyl, any other kind of

(01:58:29):
narcotic Weapons, people beingKidnapped and Come through.
Until we get a handle on justhow do people need to come
through here now?
Right, you have to figure outthe people problem first,
because all that other shitthat's a people problem, because

(01:58:50):
people are bringing the drugsRight.
People are fucking evil.
They're kidnapping kids, women,boys and they're bringing them.
It's a fucking people problem.
So we gotta figure it out.
And I think when you starttalking border security, there's

(01:59:10):
part of the population they dotend to be on the left.
They don't want it.
That America is this Shiningbeacon in the sky that says
Bring me your poor.
You know, I get that, but Timesare a little different right
now and we need better bordersecurity.

Speaker 4 (01:59:35):
They say, bring them until they're brought to them
and they're like, hey, I can'thave these, and Martha's
vineyard Not to me.

Speaker 1 (01:59:45):
Bring them, but not here, not here, not my house,
florida and Texas needs them allYou're busing them here to DC.

Speaker 4 (01:59:53):
You're not gonna have your problem.
They didn't come to me.

Speaker 3 (01:59:58):
It's so bad.

Speaker 4 (01:59:58):
What sucks is that and this is where I got really
fucking mad is.
So when I was doing this andall this nonprofit stuff going,
I just thought in my head I waslike this is a fucking public
health thing, this will fuckingpass me quick.
So, not knowing, I had to gothrough Fucking legal Because

(02:00:18):
I'm testing drugs.
And I started calling thepeople on the right Up at
Congress and Senate andeverything and they're like man,
I'm really on board With whatyou're doing.
We can't take this forwardbecause you're wanting to,
you're basically condoning that.

Speaker 7 (02:00:35):
People are doing drugs.

Speaker 4 (02:00:37):
I'm like I'm being realistic.
I was like, yeah, people arefucking dying.
Like this is like we go tothese conferences and FBI's like
, hey, this is a fucking, thisis the number one killer right
now.
We're losing all of our youthTo this right now.
And then, luckily, it wassomebody on the left.
The minority whip here inOklahoma was like no man, you

(02:00:57):
can test that.
I personally made that legallast year.
I was like man, fuck the leftand right.
Yeah, if I'm meeting you andyou tell me, hey, I'm a hardcore
conservative, I'm like, bro,you're not gonna see it any
other way then or, hey, I'm.
If you're a Trump supporter, Ican talk to you.
If you identify as that, I'mlike man, fuck off, I'm wasting

(02:01:23):
my breath.
If you can't say, hey, whateveryou bring to the table, I'm
gonna listen.
Let's talk about the issue.
I may not agree with the fuckingthing you say, but somewhere in
there Both of our ideas mayactually bring us To the better
solution.
Right.
Bipartisan shouldn't even be aFucking word right now.

Speaker 1 (02:01:42):
It's so sad, god, I had a thought when you were
talking about that.
Oh, about the Well yourcondoning drug use?
How's that war on drugs goingthat we've dumped billions into?
What has it done?
Nothing, people are gonna do it.
I don't care how religious youare, or maybe it's not even a A

(02:02:08):
religious thing.
I don't care how religious youare, it's not even a religious
thing.
I don't care how yourconviction About not doing drugs
, how deep that runs, that's you, that's you.
There's ten other people overhere that don't give a shit.

(02:02:28):
And and it doesn't mean thatthose people doing those drugs
are Even bad people.
Maybe they're fucking hardworkers and they like to tap
Taiwan on Every now and againand at a festival.

Speaker 4 (02:02:46):
That's when people probably want to let loose.
And the people that I meetthere, like you don't just have
your fucking hippies that wethink of as like when we think
of drug dealers, we think ofpeople living on the streets.
You go to these festivals.
It's fucking Like Fire, fuckingfireters.
You have professionals from allindustries and they're like Bro

(02:03:06):
, I've been doing fucking mollyfor 40 years.
Like, hey, I know that I havethe money to get my stuff Tested
, or I have this, or I know that, hey, I'm taking good quality
stuff.
Like I'm gonna keep doing that.
Cause I cooked it myself and Ibrought it, but it's so fucking
nuts man.
But uh, when I look at thosepeople I'm like you fucking

(02:03:31):
believe in situational ethics,cause I guarantee you Somebody
in your fucking family haseither Been a drug addict, had a
fucking drug issue.

Speaker 5 (02:03:41):
But it's okay because .

Speaker 4 (02:03:42):
Like they had a situation or hey you, that's
different cause it hits home.
But in public I gotta say I'mnot for any fucking drugs.
I'm banning all this.

Speaker 1 (02:03:52):
Yeah, so like uh and um, oh, you want to test those
drugs at these different events.
Um, but you're condoning thedrug use and, on the other hand,
you you don't want us doing itbecause you want people to
overdose Just because, justbecause they're using some

(02:04:15):
Recreational drugs, if they gotover, if they got something from
somebody that was had thefentanyl in it, it's okay that
they die and they deserve that,because they wanted to do some x
and see some pretty lights orsome shit.

Speaker 4 (02:04:32):
And what's funny is, back in 2003, senator Biden Made
this rave act when it was.
Hey, if you're caught handingout water At a festival, you're
condoning the use of Ecstasy,because you're giving out water
to protect.

Speaker 5 (02:04:48):
To save them.

Speaker 4 (02:04:51):
And that fucking.
That never passed as the raveact.
It passed under the fucking.
When the amber alert came out,it was just like most bills that
got swept into that one andthat's the biggest problem that
we're fighting right now is Totest these drugs.
They're like fuck man, becausethey Promoters would get hit

(02:05:12):
with like a $250,000 fine.

Speaker 3 (02:05:15):
That's a lot.

Speaker 1 (02:05:17):
That's so dumb and a waste of money somewhere.
Somewhere there's Money wastedRunning those programs and I
don't even like the the billsthat have Stuff that aren't even
related To each other in onepackage.

(02:05:38):
I think that should be.

Speaker 4 (02:05:40):
Best to be a leader like that.

Speaker 1 (02:05:42):
We're not gonna do that, because Now both sides are
playing this game of Tug of war.
That Okay, I'll go ahead andvote for that If you go ahead
and put this in.

Speaker 4 (02:05:55):
For me that's fucking shady, and that's where we're
gonna see this week, becauseright now we're in the
Continuing resolution.
This is where that shady shithappens this week, when they,
when they add all that stuffinto those bills, that says we
can't let the government shutdown.
So I'm gonna go ahead and letthis one slide, this time to

(02:06:18):
line your pockets.
It's so bad.

Speaker 1 (02:06:22):
It's so bad and we all talk about it, we all get
upset about it.
But it also goes to what thefuck do you do?
What do you do about it?
Because then you learn that, oh, no matter how good or bad they

(02:06:42):
are, they're all part of thisFucking club that we're not
Privileged enough to be in.

Speaker 4 (02:06:48):
Right, but back to when you talked about the bank
account earlier.
That's all fake.
This whole group thinkmentality is all fake Because
that same person that has theblue hair that's cussing out
Somebody at a fucking university.
I promise you, if I fucking geton Airplane with them tomorrow
and I sit down next to them,we're gonna find common ground.
If we're on a plane for Two anda half hours, I talk too

(02:07:12):
fucking much To sit there and bequiet.
Otherwise I'm gonna be snoringand you're gonna fucking hit me
and be like hey, would you?

Speaker 1 (02:07:19):
actually sit down and have a civil discussion, you
find you have more in commonThan you really really think.
You know.
First, we don't want the planeto crash.
Hey, we can agree on that,right.
I would hope you know, I hopewe land safe, right, yeah, we
hope the food's not bad.

Speaker 4 (02:07:41):
It's going to be, but we Right and I hope your health
is good and I hope that youhope that my health is good,
like and you start there and youjust build up, you might run
into a few things that's like,hey, that's kind of touchy, I
don't want to talk about that,or, but I don't know how we get
back to that.
Instead, just stick to this mobmentality Of hey, let's

(02:08:06):
outnumber that person becauseOur voice is louder.

Speaker 1 (02:08:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (02:08:11):
The squeaky as well gets to grease.

Speaker 1 (02:08:13):
Yeah, my wife kind of dealt with that.
Casey Sings in a Very hip andcool Barbershop course oh shit.
And she's part of theLeadership team of the course
and she uses this App calledRemind and she was sending out

(02:08:39):
Motivational Quotes.
And this girl I got to give hersome props because she's been
using chat GPT like a mother.
She can do so much with fuckingthis AI chat bot it would blow
your fucking mind.
So all these Inspirationalquotes she's building Through

(02:09:03):
chat GPT that gives her aschedule, gives all kinds of
shit, it's brilliant.
But she gets A message fromanother person On the leadership
team.
That's like Some people arehaving some issues With the
motivational messages Whateverthey were kind of griping About,

(02:09:24):
I don't recall exactly, butMaybe we just stop them for now.
So Casey's like Okay, but I'mgoing to send an email out To
the entire course, that way Ican let people know.
This is the reason you're notseeing my messages.
Just Want to let you know thatmaybe they were too much or you

(02:09:48):
got them too often or whatever.

Speaker 4 (02:09:51):
How many people are?

Speaker 1 (02:09:54):
How many members?
There's close to 80 In thecourse, and so she's now
starting to get All these emailsreplying to her Going no I love
those.
No, I love those, and that wasthe majority of the consensus.
Then the director of the coursegoes no, I love them.
If people don't want them, theydon't have to read them.

(02:10:18):
Well, really, come to find out.
It was a very, very SmallHandful that might have griped
about it.
Two fucking people probably.

Speaker 3 (02:10:33):
It was probably someone that.

Speaker 1 (02:10:37):
Has Alterior motives that you know.
Just, I don't like Casey, Idon't like this or whatever.
You know it can get thattrivial One person to go.

Speaker 7 (02:10:50):
I've heard from other people that Maybe we don't need
these.

Speaker 1 (02:10:57):
How bad ass would that have been, though she would
have been like you know what.

Speaker 4 (02:11:02):
I know it's you big.
She just Sent her message Likehey, you mind taking over these
motivational Speeches for aminute.
She would have been like oh,fuck yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:11:14):
I got this until you come back.

Speaker 4 (02:11:17):
That same woman that said that I guarantee you would
have fucking been like.
Of course, because it's not herfucking getting and Casey's
probably not doing it.
More than likely, if she'ssending that out, she's not
doing it for recognition.
But that bitch would have beenlike I want to get mine.

Speaker 3 (02:11:36):
They were kind of I want to be the center of that.

Speaker 1 (02:11:39):
They were leading up to this International
competition that we went up toor went to Louisville for, and
so they were motivating Speechesto be like or quotes To Keep
your positive energy going,because we're going to compete
In this thing.

Speaker 4 (02:11:59):
We're going to be talking about Getting down on
themselves.

Speaker 1 (02:12:03):
Or questioning, or even it doesn't have to do with
singing.
Maybe you just had a really bad, fucking day In your own
personal life and that messageyou're like hey, you know what?

Speaker 3 (02:12:16):
Maybe things aren't that fucking bad.

Speaker 1 (02:12:18):
Also it's hurting anyone and just like the
director was saying, like if youdon't have to read them, don't
let those words hurt you.

Speaker 4 (02:12:26):
Yeah, don't let those words hurt you.
Those fucking words can be hurt.

Speaker 1 (02:12:31):
I bet if it was One of your friends that were
sending them out You'd be okaywith it, right Cause it was your
friend doing it.

Speaker 4 (02:12:39):
Not somebody else who doesn't need to Hear a fucking
motivational speech?
Everybody needs that.

Speaker 1 (02:12:45):
I don't.
I just stay in a constant stateof motivation, whether it's in
the you know staying in beduntil noon.
Yeah, I'm motivated to stay inbed till noon.

Speaker 4 (02:12:56):
Right.
So most of us Aren't about tobe fucking 50.
I mean you gotta be happy aboutsomething Dude, I mean so.

Speaker 1 (02:13:05):
I have to.

Speaker 3 (02:13:06):
And I don't know what that is.

Speaker 1 (02:13:09):
I don't know what that is.
Maybe shit my pants again withthe diaper on.

Speaker 4 (02:13:13):
I don't know.
I mean you're not quite A fullcircle, but I mean that's.
There's still got to be a lotto look forward to.

Speaker 3 (02:13:19):
I mean old people like routine.

Speaker 1 (02:13:23):
I do love a routine.

Speaker 3 (02:13:25):
I do Damn it.

Speaker 1 (02:13:27):
I love a routine.

Speaker 3 (02:13:27):
They like a good bowel movement.

Speaker 1 (02:13:29):
Okay, yes, I do like a good.
Who doesn't though?

Speaker 3 (02:13:35):
That's true, they like good hearty dinner.

Speaker 1 (02:13:38):
Um, this comedian, let me try to remember his name.
He's one of my favorite andthat's what sucks because I
can't remember his name.
But uh, he was.
I was watching one of hisstandup bits and he goes have
you ever had to shit so bad thatyou shit before you pee?
Many times, many times.

Speaker 4 (02:14:03):
That's not a scheduled shit.
No, that's, that's yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:14:09):
One of those farts where your butthole goes.
Hey, I'm reminding you.

Speaker 3 (02:14:13):
Mm, hmm.

Speaker 1 (02:14:13):
Let me have some control here.
I know that's.
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (02:14:17):
I have to go yet.
And then you're like no, Igotta go now.

Speaker 4 (02:14:19):
That's what's crazy with my kids.
They're like and I don't knowwho raised them to be like this,
because Courtney could sit inthe back of a Tahoe and piss in
a fucking 20 ounce bottleperfectly and not miss a drop,
and me, I'll shit anywhere.
My kids are like like hey, Ireally need a poop.
I'm like all right, hey, I waslike we're pulling up here, I'm
not pooping anywhere but thehouse.

(02:14:40):
I'm like I'm like bro, we'rethree days from the house Three
days I'm like.
We're not.
We are in a hotel.

Speaker 3 (02:14:47):
You're shitting in this box.

Speaker 1 (02:14:48):
You're going to be very uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (02:14:50):
No, no, I'll hold it.
And I'm like, oh my god, I'llfucking need you to hold it.
I'm like, bro, I'm like we arenot anywhere close to being home
and I'm not stuff and what I'mdoing Like I'm good.
I'm like, bro, you were justpanicking, yeah, but you're not
going to go home right now, soI'm good.

Speaker 3 (02:15:04):
So, my god, I just yeah.
I don't know why people areuncomfortable poop anywhere.

Speaker 1 (02:15:10):
Oh man, I I will, but I hate it and I mean, I
obviously prefer my house, butlike I have A very bougie
butthole right now.
Okay.

Speaker 7 (02:15:21):
Jesus.

Speaker 1 (02:15:21):
Christ Because of the bedays we have in the house.

Speaker 4 (02:15:24):
Okay, I noticed that when I went to the and there
will go.

Speaker 1 (02:15:28):
I recommend people getting them, but it does kind
of ruin the public pooping foryou.

Speaker 3 (02:15:38):
Yeah, okay, I have to wipe.
How much Huh it's.
There's no water.

Speaker 4 (02:15:42):
See, I feel like it, I feel like to me.
I see that I'm like that's afucking gateway drug because I
want to be in bed.
I'm like, hey, I just like howthe water hit it.
Maybe I'll like a finger.
I feel a little longer.
But where the fuck does thatlead?

Speaker 1 (02:15:55):
A finger leads to something else and then I'm like
something else and then, beforeyou know it, you're like I'm
running for governor.

Speaker 4 (02:16:00):
And then that fucking comes back and bites me in the
ass because somebody's like hey,he likes getting paid.

Speaker 1 (02:16:05):
Yeah, candidate Simmons gets paid on.

Speaker 3 (02:16:10):
Thursday nights.
He loves it hey you can, but.
Is that what you're into?
It's fine.

Speaker 4 (02:16:17):
I'm jealous of it.
Though I looked at it and I waslike fuck man.
I was like I want to try it.

Speaker 1 (02:16:22):
I had this shit bad one time coming back from Tulsa.
I held it.
I held it the two hours.

Speaker 3 (02:16:29):
Oh, my God Cause.
I was like it's not good foryou.

Speaker 1 (02:16:32):
I want the bidet, so I just held it.

Speaker 4 (02:16:34):
Man, that's strong.

Speaker 1 (02:16:37):
Now, it wasn't one of those like emergency shits.
You know it wasn't like theshit Ninja kicked me right in
the butthole, so that was easy.
Now, when we were driving toLouisville going to contest for
Casey, I had to pull in.

Speaker 4 (02:16:56):
So they don't have, like you've got that, so they
don't have one that's for on theroad, like to put the hotel.

Speaker 1 (02:17:03):
They do they do have a portable hand held bidet
system.

Speaker 4 (02:17:06):
You just don't have it yet.

Speaker 1 (02:17:07):
I just don't have it yet Nice.

Speaker 4 (02:17:08):
Nice, yeah, yeah, we both included yet yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:17:11):
Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I even thought about like
a empty Mountain Dew bottlewith the Fendi straw.
Yeah, I've thought about it.
I think I saw one of those youhave a baby and they give you.

Speaker 3 (02:17:27):
I think I saw one of those, my mom's shower, when I
was a kid, but it was.

Speaker 1 (02:17:30):
I think it was for a different, like a.

Speaker 6 (02:17:35):
But, it was still a new bottle.

Speaker 4 (02:17:36):
Is it going to be?
Is it going to smell like?
Is it going to have?

Speaker 3 (02:17:39):
a fly.

Speaker 1 (02:17:41):
No, I'm thinking your mom, it was actually Mountain
Dew.

Speaker 3 (02:17:45):
Yeah, I kind of.

Speaker 1 (02:17:46):
Yeah, it wasn't an empty Mountain Dew bottle.

Speaker 3 (02:17:48):
She said I take Mountain Dew Just get the back.

Speaker 4 (02:17:50):
Actually, I take that back.
I did so.
I got I use the term locked up,but it was.
I locked up loosely, but it waslocked up.
Back in March I went over toAshby John and, unbeknownst to
me, I had rounds in my fuck likeammo in my bag and it was a
fucking state of emergency topdeal Like I saw.

(02:18:11):
I'm traveling over and I'll getto why.
I thought I was.
I think I use a bidet, but Iget.
I go through New York, I gothrough Germany and I land in
Ashby John at like 9 30 at nightand all these fucking customs
officers are there and theyfucking get.
They get everybody out of thereLike it's a, the whole entire

(02:18:33):
airport is gone.

Speaker 3 (02:18:34):
Oh, my God, and.

Speaker 4 (02:18:36):
I see my bag with red tape wrapped around it and I'm
like I let it go around once andI kind of look around.
I'm like I'm the onlymotherfucker in here and there's
a lot of fucking lawenforcement and I was like I'm
gonna grab it.
I go over there.
My fucking heart startspounding.
I was like I don't know why I'mfreaking out, I grab, and when

(02:18:57):
I put my hands on it, theyfucking show me.
And I was like I was like hey,and they, they pointed my bag
and they.
So when I first saw it, I waslike OK, I was like they mark
heavy bags and I was like no,and I'm over there alone, like I
go there by myself.
Like I was like OK, and I'm onmilitary orders, but it's not

(02:19:18):
like not military uniform.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And and I was on is where isthat exactly on?
the border of Russia, ok, andArmenia.
And I was like, ok, and this,nobody speaks English in there.
And the guys got it.
He's acting like he's got a gun, he goes pistol, pistol.

(02:19:41):
And I was like fuck.
And I was like there's no way.
Courtney and I stayed up tillmidnight the night before
packing this bag.
And what I did is I I dug mytraining bag out and we got to
talking about something and shestarted putting all my shit back
in there.
Well, there's nine mil rounds,because that's my, my range bag,

(02:20:01):
and so I'm not.
I'm thinking, hey, it's, it'sOK, I'll talk my way out of this
.
It's like I've talked my wayout of much more.
And we go into a room, they runthrough the X-ray and they're
like yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
And they take it in there andthey like open and it's broken
ass, english, kind of like what?
Your surgery thing?

Speaker 7 (02:20:22):
Mm, hmm.

Speaker 4 (02:20:23):
And I start taking things out and I see a round and
I'm like I go to pick it up andthey're like Like like this
round's going to do somethingfor my hand.
And I was like, so I put myhands on, like good, they're
like no good.
And I was like OK, and sothey're like everything here.
So I put everything back on topof the rounds.

(02:20:44):
They, they go and get a cameraand they go get six more
directors and there's one girlin there.
She looked pretty fucking hot.
She comes in and she speakspretty decent English and she
goes what is the problem?
And I said I don't know.
And they're like you, you what,why, why do you bring weapon?
And I was like no, I was likeit's ammo.

(02:21:07):
I was like it's fine, I waslike just toss it.
I was like I got to get to thehotel.
And so they're like.
She's like I want you to takeeverything out, like you did.
But they put like this little,like like a bookmark, this long
ass bookmark type deal, wherethe round was.
She goes grab everything,normal until you get there and

(02:21:27):
go slow.
And I was like, ok, and they'relike please look at me and I'm
grabbing the stuff.
And I like look up, it's like aB rated movie.
She's like look up at me andI'm like and they're like, oh,
they're like they all do the gas.
I'm like what the fuck?
So they, they pick up around,they look at me and they go
yours and I said, yeah, I'm notthinking anything of it.

(02:21:50):
Well, the liaison that's ourSPP coordinator like they're the
ones that speak between themilitary and their government
shows up and it's a major.
And I'm like, hey, I'm like Idon't know what the fuck is
going on.
I was like can you come in here?
And they come in there and theysent to the X-ray and like end

(02:22:11):
up having like nine rounds Notthinking much of it.
And they're like look, if youcan't come up with an answer, we
have to, we have to put you injail and I was like I was like
jail, like yeah, I'm like I gota fucking reservation at a five
star fucking resort right now tocome and teach your fucking
military some stuff abouttraining.

(02:22:33):
And they're like we don't know.
And they're like come up withan answer.
And I was like, ok, throw them.
I was like throw them away.
I go into interrogation for 36hours, oh my God.
And it's like first 48 typeinterrogation, jesus.
They're asking me the samequestions like why, like, why,
what are you going to do if youhave, if you need, these nine

(02:22:55):
rounds while you're here, if, ifyou get attacked, what are you
going to do?
I was like I'm not, I didn't, Ididn't intend to bring those
over there, so I won't have them.
And I like no.
And I was like what do you mean?
And they're like no.
So they walked me across thislong.
I'll make this fast.
They walk me across this longass parking lot, like it's like

(02:23:17):
going through From Will Rogerslike baggage claim, all the way
out to the six dollar a nightparking, that fucking half a
mile, fucking walk.
This guy's walking way in frontof me.
He's chain smoking.
I get in his busted ass,fucking little Russian car.
He slammed the shit out of thehood to open it and I get in.

(02:23:37):
I'm like trying to be just likecordial.
I'm like, hey, I was like, arewe okay?
And he goes.
No, okay.
I said, is this bad?
He goes.
Bad, bad, bad, bad.

Speaker 3 (02:23:45):
Oh God.

Speaker 4 (02:23:46):
And I was like like jail, he goes jail, jail, jail,
jail.
And I was like, fuck, so fastforward, I get this
interrogation.
We start doing this.
They won't let me call anybody,they want me to sign all this
affidavit stuff.
And I'm like, ah, let's holdoff.
And they take me to the hoteland they're like come back in
the morning.

(02:24:06):
I was like where?
So they have an agent come andfucking pick me up in the
morning and they take me to afucking Soviet Union compound to
intimidate me Like old bustedass.
Soviet Union compound.

Speaker 3 (02:24:21):
Did they waterboard you?

Speaker 4 (02:24:22):
And I go to walk in and I'm like I'm bringing my
bags and this major shows up andhe's like, hey, he goes, I
leave that in my car.
He was like I don't thinkyou're coming out of here today
and I was like.
I was like let's hold the fuckup.
I was like I'm an American.
I was like I'm not trying to beentitled, but I was invited
over here to do this.
And they're like, yeah, theydon't understand that because

(02:24:42):
they're very the dictatorship.
They're like they don't carethat the army is doing something
.

Speaker 1 (02:24:47):
Don't make mistakes.
Right Like you packed your bag,why would you pack nine mil
rounds?

Speaker 3 (02:24:52):
Yeah, and I don't know they fell, they didn't care
.

Speaker 4 (02:24:55):
Dude, I'm over there for well over a month and they
like I'll get interrogated liketwo days, two days a week, the
other fucking five days I'mtouring the fucking city,
getting treated like a fuckingking and I but I walk into a

(02:25:16):
like the hotel that I had hadlike six different swimming
pools.
It was a full on resort and Istart looking around Nothing's
in English.
I walk into a fucking straightup Turkish bath.
I walk in there and these dudesare bathing each other and I
was like not the one I want tobe.
And I walk to a fucking saunaand there's a I'm I'm like I'm

(02:25:42):
not naked, but I'm like I justhave my towel on.
This chick comes in, takes hertop off and I'm like what the
fuck?

Speaker 1 (02:25:51):
This is the place I want to be.

Speaker 4 (02:25:53):
And it was because it was because the females was
down.
So they said it could be coedas long as the females was down.
If the males was down, you justdon't use it.
It can't go right.
But uh, yeah.
So I said every, every nicebathroom had the little.
It was just a fucking waterhose, because they don't, they

(02:26:15):
don't, they don't wipe their assin the middle east.

Speaker 7 (02:26:17):
So I was like I try it and I was like I was like why
do I like this?

Speaker 4 (02:26:22):
Why do I like this?
Fucking sewer, ass, warm water.
I was like I was like yeah, Iwas like I like this a lot.

Speaker 3 (02:26:29):
They don't have any toilet paper.

Speaker 4 (02:26:30):
But I think, I think I would like the cold water
better.
Is that cold yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:26:34):
Well, you can change it, Can you?

Speaker 1 (02:26:35):
That one.
In that bathroom sense it wasclose to the sink, I could run
the hot water supply over, so itwill get warm.
You don't really use it longenough for the water to actually
get hot.

Speaker 4 (02:26:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:26:50):
So you don't burn.
Your lukewarm water is awkwardLike, but the one in our main uh
or our master suite yeah sweet.
Um, it is like a wash closet,so like a little poop closet.

Speaker 7 (02:27:05):
Nice.
So it's a way from the sink iscold water.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:27:09):
And people think that , oh God, that's gotta be so
cold.
It's pretty nice, especiallywhen you have a hot shit.

Speaker 3 (02:27:18):
Yes, oh, yes, cool off that Nice.

Speaker 1 (02:27:22):
Nice, if you're drunk and you throw up, you can
wrench your mouth out really.

Speaker 6 (02:27:29):
You're fucking convenient why.

Speaker 3 (02:27:32):
Cause I know what comes out of the buttholes.

Speaker 4 (02:27:34):
It's disgusting but it's not the same as the it's
not.

Speaker 1 (02:27:37):
It's not butthole water.

Speaker 3 (02:27:39):
I know your buttholes been so close to it.
There's gotta be spray.

Speaker 1 (02:27:43):
Oh, you're thinking there's some shit shrapnel
coming off the, but the nozzleis covered.

Speaker 3 (02:27:48):
Okay, do y'all shut your toilet lid when you flush
the toilet.

Speaker 4 (02:27:52):
I flush it when my ass is no, but I eat ass, so I
can't Like I don't.

Speaker 3 (02:27:58):
So the poop particles in there I would shut the lid
because I don't want mytoothbrush getting the poopy
particles when it floats up.

Speaker 4 (02:28:04):
See, I had the, I had the closed off thing where the
back the toilets by itself andyeah, but I have a old house.

Speaker 3 (02:28:09):
I've never thought about that though.
Yeah, You're flushing that inthe air, aerosolizing that shit.
They have done like a that's agood.

Speaker 4 (02:28:15):
That's a good point, because they did the whole mass
study and then they startedtesting everything.

Speaker 1 (02:28:19):
Yeah, they did like colored water and then like UV
light.

Speaker 3 (02:28:22):
It's all over your toothbrush and you're just ah.

Speaker 4 (02:28:25):
But I also watched the McDonald's thing and it I
still eat McDonald's.
I mean, I do too, I do too.

Speaker 6 (02:28:32):
I'm like, I don't think every day it tastes so
good.

Speaker 3 (02:28:35):
You know it's moderation.

Speaker 6 (02:28:36):
Sometimes it's so good.

Speaker 3 (02:28:37):
As long as you don't do it every day, it's the same
thing, anything as long as youdon't do it every day.

Speaker 1 (02:28:40):
If I wasn't really I'm, let me show you this If, if
I wasn't that worried about myhealth not like I'm a health nut
I would have a sausage, eggcheese biscuit from McDonald's
every fucking morning, everymorning, 100% fucking hash brown

(02:29:01):
, fuck.

Speaker 4 (02:29:03):
Like, tell me any other place that you're going to
cure a hangover quicker than afucking.
Coke yeah, and fries yeah, nomaybe a waffle house.

Speaker 1 (02:29:12):
Oh maybe you know, but those two Waffle house some
fucking McDonald's.

Speaker 3 (02:29:18):
You have to have it.

Speaker 1 (02:29:19):
Maybe a cheesy gordita crunch.

Speaker 3 (02:29:21):
Taco Bell.
You know, maybe I got to goeasy on the Taco Bell in the
evening.

Speaker 4 (02:29:27):
Taco Bell, so fucking slow like Taco Bell and
Waterburger.
I can't fucking go throughthere.
I can't, I don't have thepatience to wait.
Yeah, those people don't give afucking.
It's insane.
But waffle, waffle, wafflehouse off of a Robinson's like
the old school, like it's beenthere for a minute, they, they
treat you perfectly.

Speaker 3 (02:29:43):
And they have all that grease.

Speaker 4 (02:29:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:29:45):
Yes, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:29:45):
That the grill has all the built up very still
makes it so good.

Speaker 4 (02:29:50):
Yeah, if they've changed it within a week, I
won't fucking eat there.

Speaker 1 (02:29:53):
No, is that?
How new?
Is that grill Right?
I had never.
Yeah, I'm in, bring it all.
Yeah, yeah, we got a new one in.

Speaker 3 (02:30:00):
Yukon and I was like it's not dirty.

Speaker 1 (02:30:02):
No, you don't go there.
It's like a broken.
Go there yet.
Can't go there now, it's notdirty yet that you're gross if
you're doing there.

Speaker 4 (02:30:09):
I'm like don't eat that.
Donate that food for the firstyear, and then we'll talk.

Speaker 3 (02:30:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, god , you gotta get that build up on
the thing.

Speaker 1 (02:30:17):
Yeah, maybe you can speed it up.
Maybe you only clean the grillonce every three days.
Yeah, Maybe something you know,maybe once a week.

Speaker 4 (02:30:25):
I've never Well the waffle house next to a fucking
off of Reno.
That, what is that?

Speaker 1 (02:30:32):
the rodeo, the waffle house is right next to that
Wait there's no betterentertainment.

Speaker 4 (02:30:38):
That's where you need to start doing your fucking
podcast at 3 am on a fuckingSaturday.

Speaker 3 (02:30:43):
Yeah, people come on there.

Speaker 1 (02:30:46):
I might have to have some of you and your guys come
do security for me.

Speaker 4 (02:30:50):
Yeah, oh, you'd have to have to do it there, but like
you've never, like you've neverseen people treat it so fucking
well, like those cooks, andlike they're all 60 plus years
old and they're treated withsuch respect from all these
drunk fucks.

Speaker 3 (02:31:05):
Yeah, so friendly.

Speaker 1 (02:31:07):
I mean generally they're.
They're nice, right?
I mean, yeah, I think I haven'thad a server at waffle house.
Be rude to me, they're alwayschatting it up and like having a
good time.

Speaker 6 (02:31:24):
Yeah, baby, what do you want to smother than govind?
What do you want, baby?

Speaker 4 (02:31:29):
I like being able to walk in and be like, hey, just
grab that town, clean that tableoff of like when you offer like
, hey, I'll clean that off realquick they're like fuck, yeah,
yeah.
Fucking handsome everywhere.
Yeah, your poop water goeseverywhere, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:31:44):
They're all just goes with it.
Now Got my mouth.
Okay, we had some serioustopics.
We did Y'all ready for somegreat videos.
Oh shit, I have collected some,some great ones.
I'm gonna go pee first.
You're gonna go pee first.
Yeah, this first one's gonna, Ithink.

(02:32:05):
I think this is gonna be thenew intro for our funny video
segment, because I like this one.
This one's good.
Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:32:17):
Well, this has been good yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:32:18):
This is fun.
It's fun, it's nice I like it.
We've already been talking twoand a half hours.

Speaker 4 (02:32:23):
Are you shitting me?

Speaker 1 (02:32:26):
Fuck, we're going, dude how was the?

Speaker 4 (02:32:30):
uh, you went to some wrestling Federation AEW, yeah,
we went to when we're inLouisville, for her course thing
.

Speaker 1 (02:32:42):
I had saw that AEW was going to be in Louisville.
The fucking arena that theywere in, what is it?
The KFC Yum Center, wasattached to our fucking hotel.
We didn't even have to walkoutside.
Oh yeah, they had a like a skybridge little thing off the

(02:33:03):
parking garage.
So parking garage is kind ofoutside but just right right
into the arena.
It was amazing, it was great.
Yeah, it was fun as shit.
They're going to be hereDecember 20th at the uh, what do
they call the fucking pay commcenter?
Now you can get.
Will you get me one of these?

Speaker 4 (02:33:24):
What's this?
You can get all those ticketsfor free.
Really Like uh a little plughere.
But vet takes dot org Like you.
Just you know your uh do didnumber.

Speaker 3 (02:33:34):
Yeah, you can get free tickets.

Speaker 4 (02:33:36):
Bro, like all the OU games right now, the all the
comedy things that come intotown, like, uh, the orchestras,
the synthies, all that like youcan get nice.
All you have to do is have thatlike you.
Uh, the AEW is on there quite abit God damn, oh yeah, but
they're gonna be they're gonnabe here December 20th.
I want to go to that.
I want to take ship play.

(02:33:57):
It's fun it is just fun, is it?
Would you compare it like, asfar as the atmosphere, to like a
?
You remember, like back whenthey had the hockey team here,
and that's more fun than afucking basketball game, because
this, though, the entertainmentthey do for the crowd.

Speaker 1 (02:34:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:34:14):
Do they do that a lot for the AEW.

Speaker 1 (02:34:16):
So so they have really just the wrestling itself
.
You know there's not too many.
Oh, we're in a commercial break, so we're gonna do, you know,
like the oh yeah, do liket-shirt, cannons or something.
They don't do anything likethat, but but it's constant.
There's so much stuff going on,yeah and before, before they

(02:34:42):
started filming, they did.
The ring announcer came downand he was kind of talking to
the crowd and AEW is smallerthan WWE, so you're is it all
about those though?
No, it's not even on it.
It's on umbrella, that's it'sowned by this guy named Tony
Khan.
Tony Khan's dad owns like theCarolina Panthers or something,

(02:35:09):
so they're a wealthy family.

Speaker 4 (02:35:10):
So still a billion dollar industry, even though it
doesn't.

Speaker 1 (02:35:13):
Yeah, so you're, you feel pretty close to the, to the
, the ring.
They're not so big yet that theentire arena seats will be
filled.
They do block off a big portionof it for production crew,

(02:35:36):
cameras and stuff.
They're just not WWE level yet,but they put on a show like
they are.
I mean it was great, we had agreat time.
I was on TV for like like closefor a split second.
I'll show a photo later.
I was dressed as one of thewrestlers.

(02:35:59):
I like that's an AEW and one ofone of the guys that really
wants to kick that guy's ass.
When his music hits.
He came out of like the floorinsurance instead of coming down
the ramp.
So he was walking right by usand I was giving him a thumbs
down and then, as he walked byand he got into the ring and

(02:36:23):
beat the dude's ass.
I look at Casey and I go.
He's a lot bigger than what helooks like on TV.

Speaker 4 (02:36:33):
Like only fun.

Speaker 1 (02:36:35):
You don't realize how you because there's got like
that guy.
There's guys in AEW bigger thanhim.
Right, he's been in the ringwith some guys and he he looks
like a normal size guy.
No.
No.
So, we were.
You had the floor seats and wehad the seats right at the wall

(02:36:59):
to where kind of got the clublevel seats.
So you're a step you know, sixinches, or however big that step
is.
That dude was as tall as me.
It seemed like and just fuckingwide You're like.
Oh fuck, I mean I put my thumbdown in his face.

(02:37:20):
He could fuck me up real quick.
It was kind of funny, all right.

Speaker 8 (02:37:30):
Are we ready?
Oh man, yeah, try it out.
Try it out, man.

Speaker 1 (02:37:33):
Okay, we will All.
Right, here we go.
Let me switch this real quick.
We are ready, let's do this.
This was Corey at Club Rodeoman when that cold cowboys back

(02:37:57):
then.

Speaker 6 (02:38:05):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (02:38:16):
What is he pooping?
Toja couldn't hold it all awayfrom Tulsa.
Walmart fights a car.

Speaker 1 (02:38:27):
Starts season fogged up.

Speaker 9 (02:38:33):
Time to go out the door right now and take a dump,
oh man.

Speaker 5 (02:38:45):
It seems like a better idea than eating food
grown on Uranus.
Let's take a look at the coldof the night DD mega doodoo man
goodoo.
A situation in Tennessee afterbaggage was sprayed with raw
sewage Soil is one of thosewords.

Speaker 6 (02:39:05):
No way to say it.
It sounds like chunky moisture.
It's the two words Corn.
How did that get in my bag?

Speaker 1 (02:39:22):
Look how pleased he is with that joke.
He was like that was so good.

Speaker 3 (02:39:29):
And then watch this little fucking tight butthole
chick watch oh she was like oh,that's a little too far why you
have a tooth fairy monster.
A lot of kids don't have that.

Speaker 6 (02:39:42):
I got two dollars.
So that's not good enough.

Speaker 3 (02:39:47):
My tooth is way more.

Speaker 7 (02:39:50):
Your tooth was worse more than that.

Speaker 6 (02:39:52):
Yes, I like the tooth fairy.
She is a stupid bitch.
There you go.
Oh my God.

Speaker 3 (02:40:00):
That's a waste of money.
I'm taking your money, takingyour money, bitch.

Speaker 4 (02:40:04):
I want to see if I can handle it.

Speaker 6 (02:40:15):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (02:40:19):
Watch his dad.
What the hell did you do?
It's always the dad.
One time when we had the threewheeler, I had Eric sitting in
front of me and we come haulingass down the road Like top gear,

(02:40:40):
just fucking On the gravel roadyeah.
And then our German shepherdShiloh was crossing the road and
I was like, okay, I'll justswing him behind him.
Well then he's like oh, whatthe fuck.
And he goes to shoot back overto the house and the rear you

(02:41:03):
know, their balloon tires, ohyeah, hits his hip.
Oh shit and just fucking flipsus.
And me and Eric, I had enoughtime to like, grab them.
We're just flying perfectlyperpendicular to the road like
this and I'm like I'm about toland on this dude.
This is how long I'm in the airthat all this is running

(02:41:27):
through my head and I was like,oh, so I turned in midair and
landed on my back and I'msliding and I just roll him off
of me and I'm still sliding.
I'm like Jesus.
And then our mailbox like boom,I hit the mailbox.
Almost the same time I hit themailbox, my dad pulls up.

Speaker 7 (02:41:51):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:41:52):
And he rolls down the window, you okay?

Speaker 7 (02:42:00):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (02:42:02):
I think so.
You might want to go check onShiloh, and before I even finish
the sentence, he's alreadydriving down the he didn't
really care how.

Speaker 7 (02:42:11):
I felt I don't give a fuck, I don't care.
I'm like, oh god.

Speaker 1 (02:42:21):
In church.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit,that's like me.

(02:42:43):
When I take off running, I'mlike a horse.

Speaker 7 (02:42:51):
When you get older, it's hard.

Speaker 3 (02:42:52):
I don't know whether I can do this.

Speaker 9 (02:42:54):
I'll do the best I can.
All right, we're getting nearlunch and I know you're well, it
was a salmon.
Sometimes you just get a wrongpiece of salmon.
Why, well, I don't see anybodyelse in here, but you can show
it.
I don't care.
I just don't care anymore.

(02:43:14):
These.

Speaker 2 (02:43:15):
Okay, what all, right ?
Well then, we'll start now thenstart now did you hear the
starter pistol?
Watch my image.

Speaker 7 (02:43:27):
I mean, it's very important.

Speaker 9 (02:43:28):
I mean, I'm always associated with being, you know,
a man who has a background ineducation.
I'm well-mannered and you knowI have to protect, don't you
think?

Speaker 4 (02:43:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (02:43:45):
It's terribly important to.
Yes, this is not going as Ianticipated.

(02:44:11):
Oh, I'm having to sit furtheraway from it.

Speaker 2 (02:44:17):
Well, thank you very much for coming on the show.
I'm actually a fan of the nakedgun pictures because I Love the
way you play it so straight.
I love the way, I guess thedirector told you it's the.

Speaker 4 (02:44:29):
It's not a comedy act , as though this is deadly
serious.

Speaker 9 (02:44:31):
You'll be the director, you.
The thing is that we know thatwe're being funny, but you can't
let the audience know for onesecond that you're trying to be
funny.
Not for one second, although Iwill do almost anything I can
for a laugh.
I said almost almost.

(02:44:53):
I didn't say I would doanything for a laugh.
What have you got there?
You'd like to see.
See it.
This is funny.
What the hell are you doing?
What is the what?
Is the hold it.

Speaker 2 (02:45:11):
Let's show this.
You heard the root noises thatit makes.

Speaker 5 (02:45:16):
Yes, I, I did nothing but fun.

Speaker 9 (02:45:18):
I got that for a man in Oklahoma City, jack Martin.
Yeah, I see no one night, hesaid listen, he got it.

Speaker 1 (02:45:23):
No, come city, a little fart machine thing, and I
think he just Depending on howhe squeezes it, he can you know
make different Length of farts.

Speaker 9 (02:45:36):
I guess, leslie, I'm going to give you something to
change your life.
It did too.
I've had nothing but laughs.
Do you?
You don't carry this aroundeverywhere.
I do not travel anywhere alone.
You're a grown man.

Speaker 1 (02:45:57):
Yeah this is me on my boat Full send.
Is that keeper wet?
To keep her wet.
I think keeper wet one righthere fucking captain Nick out

(02:46:19):
there, like I'm just gonnafucking send it.

Speaker 4 (02:46:26):
He's pointing like there he goes.
Yeah, no shit, there he goes.
There's only fucking boat outhere, fucking full throttle.

Speaker 1 (02:46:33):
And then disappears.
Watch.

Speaker 6 (02:46:43):
What.

Speaker 4 (02:46:52):
That would be a hell of a fucking ride.

Speaker 3 (02:46:56):
Everything about that makes me.

Speaker 7 (02:46:58):
See, oh, there where is he?

Speaker 1 (02:47:01):
okay, still there.
And then full throttle.
Let's go full throttle, he'sout of there.

Speaker 4 (02:47:12):
He's like you know, the only way out of here is a
quarter mile.
That way will be at well smoothsailing.

Speaker 1 (02:47:20):
That's scary, I would be scary.

Speaker 4 (02:47:23):
Now they're like man.
He's out of the fuckingwoodwork like we're still
sitting here in it.
How long did it take you tofind all these?

Speaker 1 (02:47:36):
not very long yes.
So these all come from my ticktock.

Speaker 4 (02:48:00):
Like my tick tock is full of just the weirdest shit,
I have to follow you on the ticktocks and.

Speaker 1 (02:48:05):
And now I like watching these videos where
little kids are either gettinghurt or they cuss either one.

Speaker 6 (02:48:25):
You trace them, oh Perfect.

(02:49:08):
On today's episode of JesusChrist.

Speaker 4 (02:49:40):
This is my house.

Speaker 1 (02:49:45):
Go, lay down, go, you're not gonna ruin the show.
Jesus this thing cost more thanyou.
You're not that guy, pal, trustme.

(02:50:11):
You're not that guy Right there.

Speaker 4 (02:50:47):
Your band like how fast must you be?
Thinking like I gotta suck that, like that's not your first
time doing that?

Speaker 3 (02:50:55):
Not your first time.
Oh my god, this is me Everytime I'm in the women's bathroom

(02:51:39):
that you.

Speaker 1 (02:51:44):
Yeah, women's bathrooms are so bad think the
men's is gross.

Speaker 3 (02:51:50):
You don't know how many women are farting and
shitting in there, so many theygot to hold it for so long.
Oh my god, you need to go home.

Speaker 4 (02:52:12):
Why are you even comfortable filming yourself
shit?

Speaker 8 (02:52:19):
Oh, flexibility with me and reach your food
potentially just under 10 daysoh.
Journey is usually the partthat you remember anyways.

Speaker 4 (02:52:54):
The best.

Speaker 1 (02:53:01):
Oh, this, this part goes into like bad.
What are y'all leaving barkingat no cuz, he's no one's here.

Speaker 4 (02:53:22):
He's like they kicked me the fuck out of there.

Speaker 1 (02:53:26):
Yeah, we'll fucking do this but like bad parenting,
like I can't say that Too manytwo X's.

Speaker 5 (02:53:50):
Oh, we have a dog and a baby.
Listen up health and safety arethe biggest priorities.
You want to make sure your babyand your dog are safe, so you
want to be able to teach yourbaby to respect all living
things.

Speaker 1 (02:54:11):
If you're just listening, that was a baby
batting around a dog's ballswith a parent.

Speaker 7 (02:54:19):
Like hey, this is cool.

Speaker 1 (02:54:21):
I'm gonna let them outside.

Speaker 4 (02:54:35):
You going outside, you know what I'm just gonna
jump up here.
Not only that, I want to makemyself comfortable.
That's what my dog does when,when the other one has to go
outside, this one like towerdown as close to the ground as
she can get.

Speaker 1 (02:55:03):
She's got a bougie butthole too.

Speaker 5 (02:55:05):
She wants it perfect outside, okay continue and it
also is not fair to the baby whodoesn't know.
So what should we do?
When you first have a baby, beseparate your dog and if there
are gonna be interactions, makesure the dog is on leash and
make sure that you have controlof your dog or your partner now
the baby can play with the balls.
The dogs prevent any accidentsbecause I'm sure if something

(02:55:27):
happens, the dog is going to bethe first one to go.

Speaker 1 (02:55:32):
Poor puppies.

Speaker 6 (02:55:39):
Like who does that?

Speaker 4 (02:55:43):
Hey let me just go touch this buffalo.

Speaker 1 (02:55:46):
Hey, let me send this 30 pound kid to go sit on this
1,000 pound seal, right orhowever much.
The fucking seal weighs a lot,so dumb.

Speaker 5 (02:56:02):
Oh, I told you it was in here, babe, page 286.
Don't let your toddler ride aseal in a parking lot, I'll give
me five bucks.

Speaker 3 (02:56:13):
Well, probably sit around and cook some soups and
eat bread and desserts and justget all fat and sassy.

Speaker 4 (02:56:22):
That's your 30s.
That's your 30s.

Speaker 1 (02:56:34):
This video is a little long, but the amount of
times this chick fucking passesout is unreal.
Already, it's not scary and hersister knows exactly what's

(02:57:02):
about to happen.

Speaker 6 (02:57:21):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (02:57:24):
She's just laughing her ass off, her hands.

Speaker 3 (02:57:33):
Oh my god, how about her body hurts so bad?
The?

Speaker 4 (02:57:35):
next day.
Oh, I bet it's a fucking carwreck.

Speaker 3 (02:57:40):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 6 (02:57:43):
Oh my god, it's the best night of sleep she's had.

Speaker 4 (02:57:50):
Yes, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (02:57:59):
There's just just laughing so hard bro, she's out.
That was like Eric when we werein the car.
That is Eric.
He was like that, but his eyeswere open and then he just went
slam on the brakes.

Speaker 1 (02:58:18):
Oh my god you're not even bouncing at that point.

Speaker 3 (02:58:24):
No, you're just going down.
No.

Speaker 1 (02:58:33):
And her sister can't even talk.

Speaker 3 (02:58:41):
My god.

Speaker 4 (02:58:44):
She just is out.
My favorite is that new onethat they're coming up with,
where he's like he's acting likethey're doing the test, like
he's like oh shit, he goes.
Hang on this red button.
He goes, oh, oh, your seatbelt,and he'll walk.

Speaker 3 (02:59:02):
Oh my god, he's like, that's not done.
I would die.

Speaker 1 (02:59:18):
This is Corey's team training right here.

Speaker 7 (02:59:21):
This is.

Speaker 1 (02:59:21):
I threw this one in, since Corey was gonna be on like
here they are.
That's why he went overseas,yeah and he was interrogating.

Speaker 7 (02:59:28):
He was doing this kind of training.

Speaker 1 (02:59:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:59:41):
You should try that actually To get the power back
on that's all you need.

Speaker 2 (02:59:49):
You show that's what you.
You need $18 and cut your powerback on.

Speaker 6 (02:59:54):
Be honest, Be honest.
You gonna say no if I tell youno, no, no no.
What you wanted for really thathard stuff, that hard stuff you
don't need to, god damn it, I'mall warming.
You don't need that stuff.
You don't need to go buynothing but something to eat.
Okay, Okay.

(03:00:14):
All right, that's $20.

Speaker 5 (03:00:15):
Don't go buy, no crack Okay it makes me feel so
fucking fantastic, and somorning Makes me want a thing in
my mind no, she's in a problem.

Speaker 6 (03:00:35):
She put it in my mouth Is what 38?

Speaker 3 (03:00:40):
Hey, can I use your?

Speaker 6 (03:00:42):
phone.
I'm not gonna go.
I'm late behind.
I'm behind on my light bill too.

Speaker 1 (03:00:47):
I'm about to tell that motherfucker, I'm over
right now.
I got it to money.

Speaker 3 (03:00:50):
I'm behind.
Now my light bill $17.

Speaker 6 (03:00:58):
Nice Shit.
That's Taylor on the morning,shit shit.

Speaker 4 (03:01:11):
There's my coffee, there's my water.

Speaker 1 (03:01:18):
Shut up.
Guess my fault.

Speaker 3 (03:01:19):
Round two that's my fault.
That's what you spit too muchtime together.
Give me what it's to spit.

Speaker 5 (03:01:37):
Um guys, guys guess my fault yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:01:49):
Guess the fact.

Speaker 3 (03:01:55):
Oh guess my fault.

Speaker 7 (03:02:00):
Oh, guess my fault oh .

Speaker 4 (03:02:26):
My god, I don't want, I don't want that thing going
on in my house.

Speaker 3 (03:02:31):
You don't.

Speaker 4 (03:02:31):
I know they'd be all about it guess my fault.

Speaker 3 (03:02:34):
I like the British version.

Speaker 4 (03:02:36):
Yes, that's my fault.
It's so much proper.

Speaker 3 (03:02:40):
For some reason it's not gross yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:02:43):
It's not gross anymore.
It's kind of cute when they doit.

Speaker 4 (03:02:47):
Guess my fault Sounds like a real game thing you do.

Speaker 1 (03:02:54):
Uh, and now we're gonna do a little Uh-oh.
So this is tiktok bachelors.
Oh for this young lady overhere.
So she's got to pick out whichguy she would DM and go out to

(03:03:14):
dinner with you guys slide athis DM.

Speaker 4 (03:03:17):
Yeah, she's sliding into his DMs.
Yeah, let's get it going andwe're just here to ridicule her.
Oh yeah, nice, I'm good at thispart.

Speaker 8 (03:03:31):
Dang girl, are you a parking ticket?
Because you've got fine writtenall over you.

Speaker 1 (03:03:37):
That's just kind of the intro.

Speaker 7 (03:03:39):
Oh yeah, he's just the intro, but you can pick him
if you want, that's the best itgets.

Speaker 6 (03:03:46):
Probably he seems so sweaty he seems so sweaty, it's
musky.

Speaker 1 (03:03:53):
Oh god, some guys are repeats because they're just
gold.

Speaker 3 (03:04:00):
I don't know why is he standing like that?
Why does he have keys on?

Speaker 1 (03:04:06):
his belt.
Yeah, you're at home dude.

Speaker 4 (03:04:10):
Oh, you gotta turn me up a little bit.
I can't even hear this guy.

Speaker 1 (03:04:14):
Better.

Speaker 6 (03:04:18):
Is it the other hay?

Speaker 3 (03:04:19):
phones Uh-oh.
Oh no, you're good Got it yeah.
I do like the song.

Speaker 6 (03:04:27):
Oh Is that a good good vocals.

Speaker 5 (03:04:33):
Take me home to the place.

Speaker 6 (03:04:38):
I belong West Virginia Mountain.
Take me home, country road, allmy memories.

Speaker 3 (03:04:57):
This I don't think he has a this.

Speaker 1 (03:04:59):
This dude is recording these and going.
The world needs to see this oh,this is it.
This is it.
This is gonna get me so muchpussy.

Speaker 3 (03:05:11):
I don't think he has a penis.

Speaker 1 (03:05:14):
Micro.

Speaker 3 (03:05:16):
And I hit my cousin that Joe Biden down on the court
.

Speaker 1 (03:05:33):
Captions are a little wrong.

Speaker 6 (03:05:36):
I climb on top face a year about to get fly.
Oh my god, please, things aregetting pretty loud in my single
watch.
He says it would be cool if Iput it in the world.
I'm not through this betterthan your motherfucking dad.
He said.
My daddy gave me a crash.
I got a real horny cousin.

(03:05:58):
What, why?
A real horny cousin?
What the fuck?
She's mad, but he used tofucking strip.
I do her from the back whileshe eats.

Speaker 1 (03:06:14):
Man.
The video cut off.

Speaker 6 (03:06:16):
You're too timid to die and wanna be why.

Speaker 4 (03:06:22):
Is that a filter or not?

Speaker 6 (03:06:24):
I don't know, I think so.
Oh, I see red red.

Speaker 1 (03:06:34):
But I don't know which is the filter.

Speaker 6 (03:06:38):
Wait a minute, one second.
If you can't come in her, comeon her.

Speaker 1 (03:06:44):
Man, I also think that was Eric at one time.
Remember, when Eric got alittle chunky, that was chunky
Eric, right there.
All I say if you can't come onher, come in her.

Speaker 4 (03:06:55):
I remember he used to wear that little fucking
Christmas sweater.
He would wear the Goofy's.
I loved it.

Speaker 1 (03:07:02):
Do you remember?
Did he ever wear the bobcat?
It was like this red, white andblue sweatband.

Speaker 3 (03:07:12):
Yes, yes, with the curly hair.

Speaker 8 (03:07:20):
You get a chance to stop by the Buffalo Trace
Distillery in Frankfurt,kentucky.
I want you to ask the leaddistiller there the best way to
drink whiskey.
I'm gonna tell you the best wayis.
You can drink whiskey, mr.
Drank Whiskey the way you liketo drink whiskey, and I'm here

(03:07:45):
to tell you.
The same is true with life.

Speaker 3 (03:07:48):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (03:07:54):
Cats like I'm out of here.

Speaker 3 (03:07:57):
Oh god.

Speaker 6 (03:08:00):
Peeping the house.
What up bitches Harder at me inthe inbox.
I'm shangled, shangled.

Speaker 1 (03:08:08):
This guy lives in Stratford.

Speaker 6 (03:08:11):
Hit me up sexy bad bitches.
There you go.
I'm paying.

Speaker 3 (03:08:27):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (03:08:28):
He's a good time.
He's a hit at every party.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (03:08:38):
But he had to pull him up.
I heard everybody's wearinggrey sweatpants.

Speaker 1 (03:08:48):
The ladies talked about the grey sweatpants.
I thought it was greysweatpants, sweater.
Yeah, you know that one.

Speaker 4 (03:08:58):
I didn't have them high, though.
Just give me a second.
Korean raspberry ocean sprayGives more pizzazz to your meows
.
Good chug.

Speaker 6 (03:09:20):
Motherfucker, mr Whiskey, mr Whiskey.

Speaker 1 (03:09:34):
This time grandpa shows us.

Speaker 4 (03:09:44):
Is this the fucking baby hole right now.

Speaker 6 (03:09:46):
Yeah.
So sweet.
Come get our nuts, I'll pop thebag Poppy.

Speaker 4 (03:10:06):
I can't help but think that I'd probably be a 2am
choice Now, on Saturday nights,leaving fucking Rodeo or Grails
.
They're like okay, they're likeokay.

Speaker 1 (03:10:20):
I thought this guy looked like Tom Selleck, but the
lights came on.
Tom Selleck.
Alrighty, that was uh, that wasgood.
There's some good videos inthere, which, uh.

Speaker 4 (03:10:37):
The fact that you just used I like Not you know
what.
I guess I'll go with.

Speaker 3 (03:10:45):
I'm in too.

Speaker 1 (03:10:46):
I'm in too.
Hold on, hold on, let's get alittle.
Uh, I'm into old balls, I think.

Speaker 3 (03:10:55):
You're into old balls , the kinkster name.

Speaker 1 (03:10:59):
So who's it's that guy, old balls, motherfucker.
He was the guy on the lastepisode, do you remember?
Yeah, he did like a, like apoem wrap thing.

Speaker 3 (03:11:14):
You don't remember that?

Speaker 1 (03:11:16):
I mean, I kind of do.

Speaker 3 (03:11:18):
He didn't DM me.

Speaker 7 (03:11:20):
I took you for A grey sweatpants.

Speaker 4 (03:11:24):
Top of guy.

Speaker 3 (03:11:26):
Yeah, usually, but I'm changing my ways.
I like the other face swap guy,but I can't tell which was
which.

Speaker 1 (03:11:34):
Oh, yeah, yeah, you don't know.

Speaker 4 (03:11:38):
That guy looks like Dirk's Bentley, or is it?
No, not Dirk's Bentley.
What's his name?
Uh, no, brantley Gilbert.
Is he going for the BrantleyGilbert look, is that?

Speaker 1 (03:11:48):
what it was.

Speaker 4 (03:11:50):
Or is he the other one?

Speaker 1 (03:11:52):
Cause it might have been a filter, an old man filter
, but does he really Not haveteeth, like I don't know?
Are the teeth?

Speaker 4 (03:12:04):
The teeth is not even a hard.
No, where are you at?
What do you need in your lifeIf teeth no, teeth is not even a
hard.
No, I thought you put some in.

Speaker 1 (03:12:18):
Maybe, but they gotta come out and clean it At some
point.

Speaker 3 (03:12:22):
If he can put teeth in, it's fine, but if you can't
put teeth in Like he walks outand you're like honey you forgot
to put your teeth in.
Don't put your teeth in.

Speaker 4 (03:12:28):
Go in there and get your teeth in, get your goddamn
teeth.

Speaker 3 (03:12:32):
You need to teeth kind of date.

Speaker 1 (03:12:34):
I put you some brand new fix.
You can get up them real, stickthem up there real good.

Speaker 7 (03:12:41):
They don't fall out If this.

Speaker 1 (03:12:45):
This is one of my favorite ones.
I just want to show real quick.

Speaker 5 (03:12:52):
I don't know how to grow your own mushrooms.

Speaker 1 (03:12:54):
Oh, hold on.
I just want to show Cory.
This is one of my favorites.

Speaker 4 (03:13:06):
Want to know how to grow your own mushrooms.

Speaker 6 (03:13:08):
Want to know how to take a shit in a coffee cup.

Speaker 1 (03:13:18):
I just love them.

Speaker 3 (03:13:20):
When I was in Utah.
I came out of the hotel onemorning and I was staying at the
Hilton, so I came out firstthing morning.
I was at the convention centerand I was like
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
I was like I kind of feel thatthough I kind of feel that
mentality.

Speaker 1 (03:13:38):
Like you're onto something.
I might have done that a fewmornings, oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:13:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:13:46):
Fuuuuuuck, just over and over, alright let's wrap
this show up.

Speaker 1 (03:13:52):
Holy cow, I feel like we've been going a while.
What?

Speaker 3 (03:13:57):
do you think An hour and 50 minutes?

Speaker 1 (03:14:00):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (03:14:02):
Well, you already gave away how long we've been
going, so I would have nevereven guessed that For the total
time, total time will blow yourmind.
Let's blow it.

Speaker 1 (03:14:13):
Three hours and 15 minutes.
This has been bad.

Speaker 3 (03:14:16):
Is this the longest podcast you've ever done.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:14:20):
Killers of flower moons.
Three hours and 30, what thefuck.

Speaker 3 (03:14:25):
I took three naps.
I'm tired after this.

Speaker 1 (03:14:28):
We're going to go 15 more minutes, just so we can
know Alright.
Well, man, thanks for joiningus.
It was great to catch up.
Hear about what you're doingnow, which is what's the name of
the non-profit.

Speaker 4 (03:14:44):
Valor Detection Alliance, valor Detection
Alliance.
So we use the chat GPT, this isthe stuff that I want.
And then when it kicked it outLike it had the whole, hey, the
valor for the military part, thedetection and the alliance
bringing communities togetherand all that.
So I was like man, this isbadass.

Speaker 1 (03:15:02):
That's awesome.
You guys got a website.

Speaker 4 (03:15:06):
So that's in the process.
We want to make sure that wegot the 501C3 Completely
approved.
That way I didn't get shot downand said, hey, let's.
So I want to make sure.
But yeah, we've got everythingin the works.
Everything's in the draft phase.

Speaker 1 (03:15:18):
That's great.
So I worked with Veterans forLife.
They're a non-profit here inOklahoma.
I was their Executive Directorfor a little bit.

Speaker 4 (03:15:31):
Oh nice.

Speaker 1 (03:15:32):
Led them through a Kind of a soft Branding
re-launch, so did a.
I did a new website For them,new logo, things like that.
Casey was the Kind of theSecretary of the Board For a

(03:15:53):
while, did a lot of good workand just she did good work in
like marketing, even flyers forevents and stuff like that.
So we did that for a while, ledthem Through their re-brand,
got them to a Really goodRe-launch, kind of jumping off.

(03:16:13):
And then we were like, okay,you guys got it from here.
We're Just way too busy withother things.

Speaker 4 (03:16:20):
So we need like a Mentor type Group for this,
because we don't have Come onfresh out like it's hard to Like
.
We wanted to take like athere's a A dance safe
Organization.
It's been around since the 90s.
They pretty much what we wantto do and that's like the

(03:16:41):
direction we went.
We were like, man, we got tofind something, that who's a
leader in this that we want tofollow, like we don't want to
recreate the wheel, but nowwe're at a point where Now we're
looking for that, right there,we're looking for what's a
mentor to get our feet off theground Top deal.
So I'll be reaching out to you.
Then I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (03:17:02):
So did the.
They had lost their 501c3 A fewyears ago Just from not
understanding, or Really notunderstanding, how the
Compliance, compliance andreporting, and you don't just

(03:17:22):
get your 501c3 and then you'redone, you don't have to Do
anything, you have it always.
You have to do things to keepthat it is, it is.
It's a lot.
And once you get it, though, itdoes Open up quite a few Doors.
When you finally get your 501c3letter that, hey, you're
fucking Good to go, you canstart taking Donations and

(03:17:45):
people can Can you know, filethat On taxes later in the year,
just Keeping up with yourfinancial Information and making
sure you're Um Submitting allthat?
Uh, because you still have tofile.
I don't remember what they callit 990 or something.

Speaker 4 (03:18:08):
That's the fear that I'm at now.
I'm like man.
Now I'm taking All thesephysically responsible Classes
and I'm like, fuck man, don'tlet Stratford come out In me.
But being as the president, I'mlike man.
We gotta have an executivedirector.
I was like we Just you can'tglorify him being a founder Of a

(03:18:28):
deal.
It's not for that.
So it's like, hey, what can Ido?
Here's my purpose.
Now let's Send it off to peoplethat can.

Speaker 1 (03:18:36):
Yeah, you'll want to get.
You'll want to get a board, ohyeah.

Speaker 4 (03:18:42):
That's why I went medical, like I went A total
diverse way, in that I was likeman, we can't, we can't all
think the same.
If we All think the same, we'regonna fail.
So I had to get a medicaldirector involved, like making
sure that we had a Treasure thatknew money, that, and then a
secretary that was like, hey,your, your job is the minutes
and keeping us in.

Speaker 1 (03:19:02):
Yeah, yeah, no, that's great, you get all that.
You get all that on paper andthat's what's good to Take to
some of these Investors.
These Don't really want to callthem investors, but Companies,
private companies, sponsors,contributors yeah, yes, because

(03:19:25):
they'll.
They'll want to look at Onething that will keep you From
going to the hospital, because alot of those companies Get
those Non-profit packets.
You know that those bylaws andeverything and the Having your
bylaws in order, your kind ofyour chain of command, your

(03:19:46):
board, all that together, even abusiness plan.
You have all that Nice and neatand a nice packet.
You can present them.
It may move yours Above othersthat Don't have those things.

Speaker 7 (03:20:04):
Because it just looks more legit.

Speaker 1 (03:20:06):
And you're putting in the work and you want to Be
legit, right, not that you look,but you're not legit.

Speaker 4 (03:20:11):
But and going the public health route, like we're
going to be seeking a lot ofgovernment Grants.
So we're Reaching out to DA's,we're reaching out to the County
health directors To kind ofhelp us on that end.

Speaker 1 (03:20:26):
Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 4 (03:20:27):
It's good work, because it's way too much to try
to do on your own.

Speaker 1 (03:20:30):
Yeah, that's good work.
I like that, yeah.
Yeah, if you run into somethingand I might have gone through
it when we did the Re-launch.
There's also some otherresources Even that the state
has.
I know the founder of veteransFor life was meeting Uh Up I

(03:20:55):
don't know if it was up At thecapitol or someone near the
capitol when there was a.
There was like a non-profitResource center Somewhere here
in the city.

Speaker 4 (03:21:08):
Yeah, there is.
And then what's crazy Isthere's only 20 Roughly 2200
nonprofits in the state, andyou'd think with all the
churches We'd have more thanthat.
But there's not that manynonprofits In the state Me.
I knew I couldn't do it on myown, so I just forked over the.
I forgot how much I paid To anattorney and I was like, hey,

(03:21:33):
it's better off, I put this inyour hands and gave him the
Bylaws and he's Blessed off oneverything legally and he's made
all the changes that need to bemade.

Speaker 1 (03:21:42):
Yeah, what was I gonna say?
I don't remember.
Man, I've been doing that.
My brain works Over time.

Speaker 3 (03:21:56):
You're almost 50 though.

Speaker 7 (03:21:58):
I know.
That's why I'm scared.

Speaker 3 (03:22:00):
Old brain.

Speaker 1 (03:22:02):
I don't know, I forgot.

Speaker 4 (03:22:06):
Man, it's been awesome being on.
I appreciate it yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:22:10):
Let me know when you get a website up.
Yeah, I'll post that.
I'll share all that stuff out.
Even being a veteran ledNon-profit.
Probably Be some goodopportunities.
Have you heard of Major EdPulido?

(03:22:31):
No, so he.
He was one of the guys.
I wanna say that Started man.
My brain is having.

Speaker 7 (03:22:45):
A hard time.

Speaker 1 (03:22:47):
Folds of honor.
Okay, now he has A non-profitthat he started with John Daly,
and Kid Rock Is kind of a partof it.
The Major Ed, john Daly andMajor Ed Anyway, he's a big Kind

(03:23:09):
of non-profit here in the stateas well.
I met him A few years ago Forone of his birthday parties, but
he's a, of course, he's aveteran and Received Injuries
and he's an amputee.

(03:23:30):
Has a pretty cool story too, soyou can look Him up as well.
That could be another contact,even if it's just Partnering
with him and having literature Abooth or something.
Some of the events he puts on.

(03:23:50):
I mean he's kind of big time.
Yeah, with John.

Speaker 3 (03:23:55):
Daly and Kid Rock.

Speaker 4 (03:23:56):
You gotta read If you're partnering up with them.

Speaker 1 (03:24:00):
There's something going on there.
Yeah, he's posting photos Ofthese events on his facebook,
where he's Doing good work, butthen they're also.

Speaker 7 (03:24:10):
Partying a little bit , kid Rock and John Daly.

Speaker 4 (03:24:15):
And John Daly is he's an amazing singer, john.
Daly, he gets down with DariusRucker.

Speaker 1 (03:24:22):
And so, yeah, he's posted John Daly In his band, or
a band Getting after it.

Speaker 4 (03:24:30):
I'll definitely look into that and be hitting you up
a lot on.

Speaker 1 (03:24:35):
Sure, yeah, I'll help anyway the way I can.
That's good work.
I'm glad to hear that.

Speaker 3 (03:24:45):
Alright.

Speaker 1 (03:24:46):
It's bed time for this one Bed time.
So on that.

Speaker 4 (03:24:53):
We'll see y'all later .

Speaker 1 (03:24:54):
Thank you again.

Speaker 4 (03:24:56):
We gotta get Taylor and some.

Speaker 3 (03:24:57):
DMs we gotta get out of here, hey.

Speaker 1 (03:25:30):
I'm in Wichita, kansas, right now.
So Her course is a part of thisInternational Organization
called Sweet AdelinesInternational.
It's actually headquartered outof Tulsa and they're broken up
into Regions and so Her courseis in Region 25, which is like

(03:25:54):
Kansas, oklahoma, texas, maybeArkansas, missouri, something
like that, and they're doinglike a little Um, like a little
Uh Leadership type Littleconference for her region Up in

(03:26:16):
Wichita.
So she's there right now.

Speaker 4 (03:26:19):
Just, you know, just partying.
That might be the fastest threeFucking hours that I felt like
that went by quick.

Speaker 1 (03:26:28):
It did, I know.
I looked at it Over here.
I just saw it.

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