April 9, 2025 • 48 mins
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(00:00):
Bonjourno Bonjourno, Is thatsomething from a me?
No, that's from Italy.
It's Italian for.
Hello?
Are you dumb?
Oh, it was, oh, we went toFlorence one time and there was
an American lady who was on ourflight and then we saw her again
on the streets of Florence.
Oh yeah.
And she like, she came up to usand she was like, Bonjourno.
And that's what I was thinkingabout when you said Welcome back
to another episode of Let's DigIn.
(00:22):
I hate that.
Why That I hate Why?
I don't know why.
Why?
It's something about the waythat you say that really is just
it's like you eating thesinging.
It's like you eating the skin onthe kiwi.
It just irks me, which is anormal thing to do.
It's not a normal thing to do.
It's a normal thing to, it's anormal thing to do.
If you don't know already.
Matt eats his fucking Kiwis withthe skin on it because it's the
most nutritious part of the, I'msorry.
(00:43):
I don't give a fuck.
I'm sorry.
Once I was peeling a kiwi and hekept the skin, like I had the
skin aside to, to throw away,and I didn't know this'cause I
thought it just like vanished.
I found it in the fridge later.
He kept the skin of the kiwithat I had put aside to throw
away.
After I ate my kiwi and he putit inside the fridge.
The skin.
The skin was inside the fridge.
(01:04):
I was gonna put it in asmoothie.
Did you?
No because I forgot.
It was like days old and it waslike disgusting.
Well, I was aiming to put in thesmooth the day of clean skin.
Two days old kiwi skin and ithas the most nutrients.
You're not getting thenutrients.
I don't give a fuck.
You need the nutrients.
I don't.
Don't give a fuck.
You have all people need thenutrients.
I don't give a fuck.
Oh my God.
Anyway, welcome back.
(01:24):
What the fuck?
We love to stop a round tablewith an argument.
Yeah.
Because that's what we do here.
That is what we do here.
Welcome.
What are we doing today?
We're doing a cute, I was gonnasay question and a question.
Question a.
Did you have a stroke?
I think so, yeah.
A question and answer questionsasked by you, answered by us as
(01:44):
is questions and answers.
There are so many questions andso many answers, but there's
something we must say, oh God,what?
That we are taking a little tinybreak.
Break.
Oh, we take a little break.
Don't be mad.
Not a crazy break.
Don't be mad.
my brother's wedding's nextweek.
And I just like logistically, Ijust like physically cannot.
This is, we're gonna call thisthe end of season one is what
we're gonna call this.
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No, we're not.
No, we're not.
Because season two implies,we're arguing now because season
two implies that we're gonnacome back and something's gonna
be different.
We're coming back and things aregonna be maybe tweaked a little
bit.
But no, it's not seasonal.
We're just gonna put outepisodes.
When we put out episodes.
There's no seasons.
It's just a podcast and you'rejust listening.
There's no hoo-ha belly danceabout it.
You could tell we don't talkabout these things off camera
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when we plan things while we'reon a podcast.
Yeah.
I haven't even looked at thesequestions yet.
So when are we gonna be back?
Is the question whenever we'reback.
No.
Let them know at the end of themonth.
So the next episode that you canexpect from us that's not today
is the 30th April.
Of April.
is only three weeks away.
Yeah.
So we're taking a two weekbreak, a two week hiatus.
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We're gonna be in the UK for mybrother's wedding and Coachella.
Congratulations brother.
We're busy girls.
And sometimes we have to take abreak and you can I think you
can deal without hearing ourvoices for two weeks.
I think you'll be happy.
I think maybe you'll beecstatic.
Okay.
Without further ado, let's getinto these cues.
Glad we're gonna A, I was like,please make them juicy and all
of them.
(03:08):
I shouldn't have said that.
'cause some of mine are likedisgusting, so I won't be doing
that.
I didn't mean that gross.
I said juicy.
Not filthy.
But those are the juicyquestions people want answers
to.
I'll do some, not a lot.
Who is Tarry is bad.
Shut up.
Get a light also.
That is the least interestingquestion you can ask ever.
Shut up.
Okay.
Do I start off boring?
(03:29):
How do you feel about thecurrent presidency?
LA There is only one correctanswer.
What do you think?
What do you think?
You're asking this question totwo fags.
What on earth do you think isgonna be our response?
I'm an immigrant.
I fucking hate it.
What the fuck did I choose tolive here for?
Me Is it worth it?
Can you work?
(03:50):
Can you didn't even know whoMiss Elliot was.
We're gonna see Missy Elliot atCoachella and he was like, I
don't know a single MissyElliott song.
So I know who she is.
I know one song.
If I showed you a picture ofMissy Elliott, do you think
you'd recognize that?
Probably.
No.
You wouldn't?
No you wouldn't.
Thanks for answering for, no,you wouldn't.
Are you gonna show me a pictureof Missy Elliott right now?
I'm gonna show you a picture ofsomeone and then I'm gonna show
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you a picture of someone elseand then maybe I'm gonna show
you a picture of Missy Elliottand then you're gonna have to
tell me if you can guess whothey who that is.
Okay.
Fun game.
Okay.
Okay.
Here's a picture of someonethat's not Missy Elliot.
Okay, good.
Good.
Well done.
Do I know who that is?
No, but I know that's not MissyElliot.
That's Missy Elliot.
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That's Lil Kim.
I don't know who Lil Kim is thatwhat we No, that I grew up
sheltered.
I did not listen to RB.
Easy word.
I listened to Christian Pop.
I didn't listen to r and b.
That's Miss.
Yo, I was gonna show you thispicture and then you wouldn't
have got it.
Is that's Raja har.
The season, whatever, of DragRace.
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I grew up shelter and I didn'tlisten to r and b.
Don't fucking r and b.
I did.
Yeah.
You think I listened to r and bin Catawba, North Carolina?
No.
Where are you going?
I left my water all the way overhere Anyways.
Don't love the current state ofthe United States.
No, but he did.
Um, He paused the tariffs for 90days.
He backed away.
Oh, this entire presidency isjust gonna be a pause for a few
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days, isn't it?
But then he said, he was like,yeah.
It was all part of the art ofthe deal.
The tariffs were all part of theart of the deal.
I'm like, he's not even a goodbusinessman.
I don't know why people thoughthe'd be a good president.
Moving on.
We did this, we already didthis.
Moving on.
Now we're doing it again.
Moving on.
What is something we'd beshocked to hear about?
Creating content together?
Ooh, that's a juicy one.
(05:36):
That is a juicy one.
That is a juy one.
When I say juicy.
That's what I meant.
Let's argue.
Come on.
When I say ask me a juicyquestion, don't be like, who
puts their dick into the otherperson's butthole?
Like, No, I dunno.
I'm feeling unhinged.
'cause I have to, I have to go.
I, I I see it.
I have, I I have an appointmentto make today.
I see it.
You're never this brachy.
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I have an appointment to make.
So we need to get going.
Okay.
Yeah.
This is what I need to do.
Okay.
What do you think is the, I needto be out the door in an hour,
so this is what you get from me.
Manic and deranged.
What is the question again?
What is something we'd beshocked to hear about creating
content together?
You have something?
I'm gonna say specifically likethe two of us creating content
together.
Sure.
'cause yeah, we live together.
We worked.
Have I shut up for the last 10minutes?
(06:17):
Not really, but I like it.
Okay, great.
Keep going.
For the last.
Six years that we've beencreating content, like we've
been on social media together.
Yeah.
As a collective.
Our working styles are sodifferent.
Our working styles are so d rareopposite.
One might say he loves to planeverything and I hate planning.
I don't like to script anything.
I don't even like to, I look atthe brief.
If we're doing like a campaigntogether once, maybe memorize
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some of those key messages aonce over a once over.
And then be like, okay, here wego.
And you'll be like, no, we needto structure, but even just our
typical content.
And I'm like, just hit play.
Hit record.
No, Hit record and watch themagic happen, me and the magic.
I do.
It's different if it's organiccontent versus sponsored.
Yeah sponsored.
Typically you get a little bitlike stressed.
(07:01):
Yes.
Can you guess our star signs?
I'm a Virgo who's a Gemini.
Of course.
This is how we work and that'swhat it's gonna be if for, it's
a sponsored piece of content.
I don't wanna have to go throughthe, if if you don't know
anything about influencer work,you get like a brief from a
brand whenever, get asponsorship and then you have to
follow the brief pretty much toa T because some brands are very
specific and they'll be like,you have to say something in the
first five seconds, or you haveto, you can't do this or you
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can't do that.
So I'm like, you have toremember these things while
you're filming.
And a lot of our filming is inthe spur of the moment.
We went to Chili's and we hadthe only a specific amount of
time to like, do this content.
So we have to make sure we haveeverything.
So I get stressed, is what I'msaying.
I don't get stressed, but I doget annoyed when he gets
stressed because I'm like.
It's not rocket science.
(07:42):
It's not rocket science.
It's literally a Chili's tripledipper.
But then you're gonna have to goback and eat more calories if
you, great.
If you fuck up, then let me goback and eat more fucking
chicken fucking out.
Is that the most, is that thething?
I guess so.
I don't know.
General.
Yeah, generally we work reallyfine together.
Obviously because we've beendoing this for so long.
It's here we are.
I think we figured it outgenerally, somewhat.
(08:04):
There are some times when we getat each other's throats.
I get annoyed and you getstressed and then I get more
annoyed'cause you're stressedand I'm like, oh brother.
But you know when I'm stressedto not get annoyed because that
makes me stressed more.
No, it's annoying.
It's so annoying.
I'm like, can we just get onwith it?
I'm a big, let's just get onwith it.
If I'm ready, let's just get onwith it.
I'm a big, let me sit in my ownthoughts and freak out a bit.
(08:27):
Person?
No.
I don't know.
Is that the juiciest?
gonna gonna go in order.
By the time they were asked.
So this is very random.
There's no linear path to thesequestions, as is our entire
podcast.
It's as if you're asking as ifwe're being interviewed by like
a guest.
You a guest?
A guest diner Question numberthree, would you ever consider
becoming a throuple?
(08:50):
I don't even like him at thebest of times.
Do you think I'm like anotherperson in my house?
Fuck off.
I don't think I could do that.
That's just too much like havinga third boy or you.
Or you.
Or you're in the same housetogether.
Do you live together?
Another person with threepeople.
That's a fucking roommate.
Fucked.
I don't want a roommate.
That's fucking crazy.
I already have one roommate.
I think it's crazy.
I see like sometimes this onethrouple pops up on my, just
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like every, like once in a bluemoon, this one throuple on
TikTok pops up and I'm like, areyou guys well, do you think they
all sleep in the same bed?
Yeah.
And someone has to be in themiddle.
Yeah, I know.
That's the worst place to be.
Oh.
Like you pick the, oh they drawstraws at the beginning of every
month.
At the beginning of the night.
At the beginning of the month.
The beginning of the month.
Oh, I God imagine having, oh myGod.
Imagine being like a really warmmonth and you're like, I'm in
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the middle.
That's what I imagine.
Because who wants to be in themiddle of the re like in, in the
bed?
Because then also leaving thebed to go to the bathroom in the
middle of the night, you have tolike, oh my God, crawl over.
Or go to the bottom.
That's so to the bottom.
Logistically stupid bottom.
You have to like wiggle likevertically out of the bed and
you can't put one foot out ofthe covers to make it cold.
Oh my God.
Or you could do it theScandinavian style that all have
duvet each.
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That's true.
That's something I've alwayswanted to do.
I feel like you definitely haveto have a Alaskan king to be in
a throuple.
I think you can do what youwant.
Do you think we can say threepeople in our bed?
I think for sure, likecomfortably king, but
comfortably.
It depends how large the thirdperson is.
I got those three.
Moving on, the answer is no.
In case you didn't know.
Income wise, what's the secondbest paying stream?
(10:16):
Assume TikTok is number one.
TikTok is number one.
Oh, income streams.
Like social media?
Yeah.
Income streams, period.
TikTok is number one, and thenInstagram is number two.
But Instagram doesn't pay asmuch as it used to.
I guess I'm, I probably I meanif we do, int TikTok is number
one.
Instagram is number two.
But then TikTok the ViewsCreative Fund.
The creative Fund.
(10:36):
Exactly what I was trying to,yeah, I can read your mind.
That could be like number three.
We are on Snapchat and we'relike on the path to
monetization.
Apparently you can make a shitton of the people who make,
there are people who makethousands of dollars a day on
Snapchat.
That's crazy.
From views, from stories we'relike hitting every.
Demographic of society.
You have to, I want my 13 and 17year olds.
(10:58):
And then my, I'm on Facebooktoo.
That's crazy.
Crazy.
I'm posting on Facebook.
You got the boomers.
I got the boomers.
I do have the boomers.
We have everyone in our empire.
We're infiltrating society.
You will watch our chiliesvideos, whether you must,
whether you like it or not.
We should do an episode where wetalk about how much we get paid.
Is that crass?
(11:18):
No, we don't think it's crasspeople.
I think it's, I think it'sinteresting that people talk
about especially influencermarketing.
No one nobody that's not in theindustry knows how much creators
get paid.
And also that's why there's suchlike a wealth disparity in it.
Like I feel like typically whitecreators get paid way more than.
Yeah.
Secret is due and it's just likea fact.
(11:39):
but I also feel like it'sinteresting that this is the
industry that's like the mostfemale dominated industry, and I
think that's amazing.
It's given so many women thepower to be a single mom or like
you're at home and you've gotlike your phone and your like
interests and your hobbies andyou can make a killing.
Just by like being yourself.
Online and I think that's reallycool.
But yeah, people don't reallytalk about how much money there
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is in it.
Should we, you know, people getpaid a fuck ton of money.
People like Alex Earl, like Iknow what people like, oh, her,
Jim Shark.
Shit.
I know.
Oh, crazy.
Because it was a loss.
Crazy.
And that came out.
How much money that she wasgonna, how much was it?
1.5 mil?
It was like one, yeah, it waslike for a, it was like in the
millions for a video or for acontract?
I don't remember.
That was probably the contractfive.
Like misquote, because I don'tremember.
But like you do one piece ofcontent, for example, and then
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you'll add on like exclusivityor like usage rights and then
all of this and that.
And then it adds up so much.
And I think that's why a lot ofcreators make the bulk of their
money.
And we're lucky to have anagency and like an entire team
of incredible women behind us.
So do all episode on how much weget paid or don't know.
Maybe if it's something peoplewanna see, but do you want to
know That is no.
Again, whole episode.
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I'm like, this is how much wecharge the end.
It's 20,000 for TikTok.
Yeah.
Okay.
Would you have gotten marriedfor another reason besides the.
Green square emoji card,obviously love as well.
No um, sorry, did I answer toofast so quick to answer that?
(13:07):
No.
we would eventually have gottenmarried.
We would have eventually taxes.
Oh, taxes.
You don't know anything abouttaxes.
That's true.
You don't even think abouttaxes.
When was the last time youthought about taxes?
The other day when I had to signthe tax document from our
account.
Oh, you had to sign the tax doc.
You didn't even look at it?
No, it told me where to sign it.
I just I didn't even, I didn'teven sign it.
I just pressed the button onDocuSign and the auto-filled
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where I needed to sign on and Isent it taxes.
So this is the only time youthought about your taxes?
Taxes?
I think we would've eventuallydone it, but it wasn't a
priority.
It became a priority when weneeded to get the green card,
but obviously we were gonna getmarried and it's not fake.
I just, or patrol.
Yeah, I know.
Don't give them any reason todeport me.
I love my husband dearly.
And yeah, As we're gettingolder, is it, do I feel a little
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bit better in my relationshipsaying husband rather than
boyfriend because a hundred, itjust sounds less juvenile and
more like adult.
but I was like calling youpartner already, but I'm like, I
hate partner.
Hate that word.
Yeah.
'cause the fucking straightsco-opted it.
No, I hate it when the gays didit.
I hate it when we did it.
Why?
Because it's gross.
You're my partner.
Yeah.
You're business partner.
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You're my life partner.
Ugh.
Disgust.
Just say husband.
Husband and wife.
Whoa.
Not the gender Binary.
Whoa.
It just sounds better.
it trumps America.
It Trumps America.
It's husband and wife.
Traditional family values.
I just like the sound ofhusband.
(14:32):
What can I say?
When you were non-binary.
I was forced to say partner.
Oh my God.
No.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, you did.
We didn't do that.
You did do that did not thatfar.
I also couldn't call youboyfriend.
You say when I was, no, Icouldn't say your boyfriend
then.
Oh yeah.
What did you call me then?
Probably fucking So mate Le Orwhen Oh no.
(14:52):
'cause people were calling youking on TikTok and I'd be like,
Hey, so I'm nonbinary.
That's really rude anddefensive.
Call me my leash.
Don't worry.
I'm over it.
You're like, sleigh, leash.
Don't worry.
I'm over it.
What do you consider yourbiggest insecurity and how?
Oh, wait, should I answer that?
Finish answering that question.
Maybe.
Yeah.
We would've eventually gottenmarried.
Maybe we would've eventuallygotten married and maybe it
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would've been like a grandcelebration, I think because
we've already done it.
I don't really care about doinga big thing again.
We were planning on doing like abig celebration and then all of
a sudden it became about otherpeople and I was like, actually
don't like anyone.
Also, all of a sudden it costsso much money.
Oh my God.
We went to two weddings in Italylast summer.
The amount of money they spent.
(15:34):
Oh my God.
And I'm like, if my wedding'snot gonna be this lavish, I'm
not doing it.
Exactly.
And I'm like, I don't want toinvest.
It's not even an investment.
I don't even, I don't want tofunnel all my money into other
people enjoying themselves inthis day or this like one
weekend.
In, I don't know, randomdestination for people to just
have an amazing time and then belike, okay, that's it.
(15:55):
I don't have any money anymore.
It would all be a businessexpense though.
Yeah.
Okay.
Moving on.
So yeah, maybe we'll probably doa vow, like a little party
eventually.
I would love to do it like withrent out.
Like a little banquet hall.
A banquet hall.
A banquet hall.
Fucking chilies.
Mary.
No.
About cantina.
I would do it.
(16:15):
Talk rent out in Vegas, likerent out.
Ooh.
Yeah, that's better.
Talk about continue in Vegas.
That's better.
Wait we already eloped inGuelph, Ontario, and then we
elope again in Vegas.
In Vegas.
That'd be sick.
That'd be funny.
What do you consider yourbiggest security and how did you
overcome it?
Oh my goodness.
Body dysmorphia.
Yeah.
I would say body-wise, that's mybiggest insecurity forever has
(16:37):
always been.
That's always the thing thatwhen I looked in the mirror, I'm
like, hate that.
Yeah.
You've been fed Husky contentsince you were a child.
I've been fed Husky content andMcDonald's since I was a child.
So Happy Meals.
How do you overcome it?
It going to the gym, eatinggood.
Do you remember when you wereBobo?
remember when you got a bit fatin the pandemic and you were
like, I'm fat and I love it.
(17:00):
There were so many times we'vealready talked about this on the
fucking body, body positivityepisode, but there was so many
times during the pandemic whereI looked I, I just pretended to
like myself.
Did you say some things that arereally like, slightly on the
problematic side, but like thisis an area of no judgment, so
just sit down and listen.
Okay.
I was like very overweightduring the pandemic because I
was eating my feelings anddrinking my feelings and yeah.
(17:23):
I was like, yeah, I love myself.
I love these roles down there.
no, actually I don't actually,The insecurity is still there.
My bo I have body dysmorphia toa fucking tea, but it's less
because I now take care ofmyself.
Good for you.
Thank you.
What's my biggest insecurity?
Do you have one?
Do you not have an insecurity?
(17:44):
Oh my God.
Wait.
No, I'm perfect.
It's top.
Wait, do I have like a biginsecurity?
Everyone has an insecurity.
I don't think it's like I, Ihave like certain like little
things, but I wouldn't call'emlike huge insecurities.
you have something?
Can you think of one?
No, I can't think of one foryou.
No, I'm not going there.
No, this is the thing, like I ama very confident person.
(18:05):
I've been very confident since Iwas literally a baba babie.
But I think a recent likediscovery moving to San
Francisco and just beingsurrounded by so many like white
gay men, I think one thing, it'snot even being fat, it's being
too skinny.
It's being too skinny and likeI'm like, do I wanna buff out a
little bit more?
like I don't even think I'veever had a time where I'm like,
oh my God, my skin's too darkand people aren't gonna like me.
(18:27):
Fuck that.
Oh my God.
Maybe the thought has crept inonce in a while where I'm like,
oh people gravitate more towardswhiteness.
Especially in the queercommunity.
Especially in the gay malespaces.
Mm-hmm.
That we tend to frequent.
Unfortunately.
And I'm like, oh no, what doesthat mean for me?
I'm like, Ew.
It means nothing.
'cause everyone's rancid.
And if someone doesn't wannatalk to me because I'm too dark
(18:48):
Yeah.
Or like I'm too feminine or I'mtoo small, tiny, petite, a speck
of dust in the corner of theroom serving cunt, then fuck do
I give a fuck about what thefuck?
Oh my God.
So yeah, no insecurities.
I'm perfect and I don't need toget over anything.
Oh my God.
(19:11):
You definitely have bodydysmorphia as well.
Oh yeah.
There are times where I'm like,I am fat.
You definitely have I, or like,I'm like, literally I'm not.
And then I'll take, I'll do likemy beach photos on vacation.
I'm like, okay, nevermind.
Everyone has a body dys.
I feel like everyone on theplanet Earth has body
dysmorphia.
Yeah.
I think when we were inThailand, I was like, oh my God.
We're like, I'm eating so much'cause but I came here to eat
(19:31):
and I'm having a good time.
And then I'm like, I don't feelthe best when we're going to the
beach and we're taking photos,and I like look at the fo And
I'm like.
That was all in my head.
'cause I look amazing.
Exactly.
What a freak.
Our heads are scary places.
Oh my God.
The last question on this slide,are you circumcised or natural
asking for a curious friend.
(19:51):
What a freak number one.
No friend.
Number two, stop being curious.
Oh my God.
I'm never gonna ask say juicyquestions again.
That is crazy word.
These are mine.
I didn't say juicy.
I know.
That is crazy.
I just said make'em good.
I don't wanna talk aboutcircumcised dicks.
That's crazy.
Natural is also crazy.
Also circumcised.
(20:14):
I'll answer.
Do you know the thing about I'mI'm Muslim.
Like what?
Take a fucking guess.
I think that I think that.
The topic.
The topic of cut and uncut dicksYeah.
Are so funny because in the UKnobody is circumcised.
Oh yes.
Like men.
(20:34):
Yeah.
The European just generally, butin America.
Oh, everyone's circumcised.
It's so strange.
I found it really strange when Ifirst moved here.
Why am I seeing everyone'sdicks?
Wait, why am I seeing everyone'sdicks?
No, I'm not.
But yeah, it's a thing.
It is.
Just, I'm gonna move on.
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I don't wanna talk aboutCircums.
This episode is unhinged.
It's a little unhinged.
I like it.
I don't want, okay, moving on tothe next slide.
Fave Disney Princess.
Oh no.
It's just Prince.
Have you seen the new, the newDisney Adult Trend on TikTok?
No.
Have you seen it?
Okay.
Do you want no.
Can I talk about it first?
No.
Can I talk about it first?
Do you know the, this the momentthat sounded like Jose's yell?
(21:16):
Yeah, I showed you that.
But there's a new one that saidnew things.
The moment.
That's, yeah.
I showed you that last week.
I know.
Oh, but that's why I was saying,because what you were telling me
as if it's the first time you'retelling for the bit.
There's a moment.
It's like the moment that soundslike Goofy's laugh.
It's like, and there was a girland then Yeah.
In the mirror, the top, the topone is like this girl.
She's she's doing what I canonly describe as like a Disney
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adult laugh in the mirror.
Disney adult shoulders.
That's what she's doing.
She's doing the Disney adultshoulders, which is just moving
your shoulders up and down.
What the fuck are you Sit down?
Because then she put on, she puton the Mickey Mouse ears on the
bottom.
The Mickey Mouse ears.
Yeah.
She's oh my God, I'm so happy'cause I've got these Mickey
Mouse ears on.
I'm sorry.
It felt like goofy has left tome sit down and shut the fuck up
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to all the Disney adults outthere.
I'm moving on.
No, my favorite princess PrinceTarzan.
I don't think he's a prince.
Does he count?
He doesn't count.
Does he count Prince?
Yeah.
He counts.
Does he become a prince?
Does he marry the girl?
Do you think it married?
He does move.
He moves to the, he moves to thecity.
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No, he doesn't.
They move.
I don't, she moves to thejungle.
I don't remember the tars.
Does she?
I think so.
Okay.
Not tar then.
Oh, ply.
Who ply from LE's LE's Dish.
I don't care if he's a prince ornot.
He's a prince in my eyes.
He is hot.
Is he hot?
The alien.
Oh, I thought you meant the guygirl.
Get a grip.
I thought you meant the loveinterest.
Good girl.
Get a grip.
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Ly Isly is not a prince.
I know.
I'm just saying.
He's serving non-binary cunt.
They made him on a man.
Yes.
In the new one.
I know.
I'm so annoyed.
Yeah.
We've only seen a clip.
I don't care.
They made him a manly.
Okay, so lemme pick a differentone.
Jesus Christ.
You can pick Taza.
I picked ply.
Okay, moving on.
Its fucking about Dar Z.
(23:00):
Okay, great.
Taza and ply on Disney Princess.
Makes sense for us.
What made you guys decide to doa podcast?
We like talking shit and I wannatalk shit for a living.
We just have this pent up angstto just scream into the void and
you are the void.
(23:21):
And this is a screaming.
No, actually the real reason isbecause TikTok was being banned
and we got stressed, so we madea podcast.
That's literally the reason I'mdead.
This one's so funny.
Wait, no, the rea you didn'teven respond to my reason.
What did you say?
I said you weren't evenlistening.
I was reading the next question.
You weren't even listening.
I'm preparing as an interviewer.
I said the re actual reason westarted the podcast is because
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TikTok was doing banned and wegot stressed that we needed more
sources of income.
We were already going to do it.
Totally.
We already were talking about,but we weren't actually going to
do it.
No, we weren't.
We've been talking about it formonths and months and months and
months and months and months andmonths.
Our manager's like, start afucking podcast.
She was bitches.
You'd be so good at this.
And I was like, ah, that's toomuch effort.
And then all of a sudden, TikTokiss being banned, your life is
(24:02):
gonna be turned upside down andsaid, actually, let's like do
more.
Let's just do it.
Do more.
Let's just do it.
And you know what?
TikTok sticking around.
I'm sure it is like everything'sgonna be fine, blah, blah, blah.
But here we are doing somethingexciting and new.
Yeah.
Because we need more, more gayvoices.
In the podcast world, everyoneelse is boring and everyone's
straight.
I've had enough, the only twostraight men that I will allow.
The ones in the basement.
(24:22):
Basement.
Basement yard?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I like them.
They're so cute.
Because they're like gayadjacent basement yard.
Yeah, basement yard.
Yeah.
That's what they're called.
Yeah.
Because they're gay adjacent.
Yeah.
And they like joke about gaythings.
I love them.
I love them too.
They're so fun.
I think they're, yeah.
I'm moving on.
Is Hassan Piper gay?
No, he's straight.
No, he's straight.
I like him too.
Okay.
What?
You don't like him?
Yeah, he's great.
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Yeah.
I love him.
Yeah.
Okay, great.
Are you sure Omar loves you jk?
Not really.
Hashtag Omar, be nicer to Mattin your videos.
No, I'm not even nice to you.
The way the videos we post onTikTok and internet, that is our
relationship actually.
(25:03):
It's not a, it's not fake.
It's not anything.
This actually, how do we thinkthat's that's to like us in the
videos or like us to us in thepodcast?
I'm not generally.
Is that question, do you thinktargeted towards us videos.
This is from Instagram questionsUhhuh.
These are the videos they see onTikTok, which is exactly how we
interact with each other in reallife.
My love language is bullying.
(25:23):
Okay.
If I don't bully you, that meansI don't care about you and acts
of service.
He likes to bully people andhave other people do things for
him.
Like a Le stop.
Favorite fragrances and favoriteshoes?
My favorite fragrance is um,'cause I'm ignoring these ones
'cause are annoying.
Okay.
Is it top or bottom?
Yeah.
Top or bottom?
Take a guess.
No, don't take a guess.
(25:44):
Break stereotypes.
Break stereotypes.
Listen to me.
Get your head out of the gutter.
Break stereotypes.
Step out into the world.
See the trees swaying.
Touch grass.
Breathe in fresh air.
Suck a dick maybe.
And leave me alone.
(26:04):
Stop.
Favorite fragrances?
My favorite fragrance is TomFord.
Black vanilla?
Yeah.
Black vanilla.
Is that it?
Is that what it's called?
No.
What's it called?
A tobacco one.
Tobacco Vanil.
Bro.
Tom Ford, tobacco Vene, Tom Fordtobacco vene, or boy smells by
the fireplace.
(26:24):
None of those things are right.
You are dumb.
What?
It's not boy smells by thefireplace.
It's Mason Mello by thefireplace.
Oh yes.
And it's oh boy.
Smells would, okay.
No listen to me.
Boy smells.
Ria Mason, Marella by thefireplace.
Tom Ford.
Black Orchid.
It is tobacco il.
Tobacco il.
I knew it.
Yes.
Tobacco, il.
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Those are my three.
Those are my top three.
That's what I reach for in myfragrance cabinet.
Yeah.
Mine is black opium YL Yeah.
For when I wanna feel a littlebit sweet and a little bit
fruity.
That's my like, go-to night outfragrance and then Mason Marella
Beach.
Wok Beach wok.
That lovely ones.
That's my go-to summertime.
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Oh my God, you smell so amazingscent.
Yeah.
Favorite shoes?
Favorite size shoes.
That's so random.
People wanna know how big ourfeet are.
Why is that such a thing?
Honestly, I've people love feet.
I've seen Girlies do a feetfinder on TikTok.
Is that what it's called?
Yeah.
Feet Finder.
The Feet Finder.
And she's like, I made so muchmoney on Feet Finder.
You can do it with your feet.
(27:28):
I could.
People love gross feet.
You can do with your feet.
People love gross feet.
You don't have gross feet.
They're not as pretty as yours.
You have like hands for feetthough.
You have pretty feet.
Hands for feet.
Are you kidding me?
You're fucking bunions.
What is a bunion?
It's like that.
Do I have it?
You literally have it.
No, I don't.
Look the sides of your feet.
I can see the bunion out of yourskull.
I don't have bunions.
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It's not a bunion.
Your like toe goes that way.
That's just my toe.
It goes that way.
No, a bunion is like, it hurtslike your like big toe is like a
bunion hurts.
Your big toe is like twice aslong as the rest of your toes.
If your big toe is the samesize, it's like my cute big toe
is the size of my middle toesand then it goes down.
My toes are cuter than yours.
So if my, if your toe was thesame size as the rest of your
toes, then like mine are cutetoes, then you would be able to
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fit into normal people's shoes.
Instead, you have to wear bigboat shoes.
Do you think we could do acouple's accountant feet finder?
Ooh, people would love that.
Mar feet.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Maybe there was a time, oh myGod, I dunno if you know this,
there was a time there was aTwitter account dedicated to Mr.
Ben Fields's feet.
Oh my God.
(28:34):
Did you think I was gonna gothere?
Yeah.
I knew you were gonna go there.
Yeah, there was a couple.
There was account on Twitter andit was called Mr.
Ben Fields's feet because heused to, I know post like
content like around the house orlike at the beach or whatever
with my shoes and socks off as Ido.
And ever since he discoveredthis account, he never wore his
bare feet out in public.
I can't do it.
(28:54):
I can't do it.
I think that's so funny.
It's disgusting.
His feet are famous.
I'm telling you, I could make somuch money for all the wrong
reasons.
Should I?
I get offered it all the time inmy dms.
Can I?
Yes.
Can I like, have your like usedsocks?
Someone also wanted your stinkyunderwear for$500.
Do it.
Should I like double it?
Should I just be like, next timejust be like, can you do 2000?
Oh this isn't a Belindasituation in white Lois.
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You're not gonna give you$5million for a stinky underwear.
They might.
Next time someone sends me a dm,I'm going to take at the offer.
What can they do?
Why not take my DNA?
What's the downside?
This is disgusting.
PO box.
Put a PO box as your returnaddress.
No one knows where you live.
You don't have to put returnaddress.
It's disgusting for them.
Not for me.
I got money.
Yeah.
It's disgusting money.
Sure.
Yeah.
But then you're gonna know thatyou've worn your underwear.
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'cause typically, I don't knowwhy I'm saying this.
Typically.
I had a friend in Toronto whodid it.
yeah.
He was like, he had to wear itto the gym.
Oh yeah.
All day.
All day at the gym.
Sleep in them, put them in aZiploc bag.
to really capture all the moist,this is disgusting.
Where is this episode going?
What the actual fuck our nextincome stream was it we ever
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supposed to be the, who was evergonna be a family friendly?
If TikTok podcast did go awayand my income did go away, I
would move to Feet Finder.
I remember the pandemic.
You were like, I'm gonna doOnlyFans.
I'm not during the pandemic.
No.
Wanna watch that.
I would not have done well atthat.
Okay.
What's your favorite show?
(30:23):
It's your favorite shoe.
I'm so random.
Wait.
This morning I was like, I don'tthink we, we should do a q and a
episode.
'cause they're all, thequestions are so random, but
this is like, that's the point.
This is like my brain on A DHD.
I'm like, okay.
And now let's talk about shoes.
My favorite shoe is the NewBalance.
90 60.
(30:45):
Okay.
They're mine too.
They're cute.
Yeah.
I got them first and Oh my God,you copied me.
The thing about this bitch isanytime I do something in, at
any point in my, because I do itfirst at any point, I always do
it first at any point in my lifeafter the fact that he might do
it, he might have bought shoesfive years ago for the first
time and then I buy them todayand he'll be like, I did it
first.
You need to do it first.
I'm like, why do you need to addthe exact same shoe as me?
(31:06):
I have a different color.
I'd never bought the same exactshoe as you hardly.
They're all different colors.
One is off white.
Yours are white.
Men are actually sea salt.
Oh, shut up.
Oh my God.
Next question.
What is the happiest memory youhave with your parents?
Ooh.
Ooh.
When my mom told me she wasapplying for divorce.
That's a happy memory.
It's a, I love that.
It's great memory.
It was a really great bondingexperience for the both of us.
(31:28):
Yeah.
I don't think about that.
My happiest memory with myparents.
There are a lot of happymemories.
Okay.
But they're very normal.
Listen, that's fine.
You're allowed to have normal,they're like going to get a
happy meal, but Oh, that'slovely.
Yeah.
See, that's so nice.
That's nice and chill.
Nothing like crazy.
I have another one.
Okay.
Okay.
If I'm thinking about likeactual like happy memories.
When I turned I think six orseven, I came downstairs.
If it was the only time.
(31:49):
My mom and my older brothershave ever done anything like
this for me before.
I came downstairs, I was likesleepy eyed, like sleep in my
eyes.
And I came downstairs and therewas balloons everywhere.
Oh.
And it was my birthday and itwas really nice.
That nice.
And everyone surprised me when Iwoke up and it was really nice.
That's nice.
I think I was like six.
Yeah.
And no one ever surprised meever again.
(32:12):
Oh.
A happy memory.
Every time I had a choirperformance, my parents would be
there and my dad would alwaysbring his camcorder and he would
record.
Oh, that's cute.
Also, every single time it'syour birthday.
Like Oh.
My dad sends me a message everysingle time.
It's his birthday.
A voice night.
It says it is a voice note.
He goes, it is exactly likethis.
He says happy, happy birthday.
Happy, happy birthday.
Happy, happy, happy, happy,happy, Happy birthday.
It's your birthday.
(32:36):
Happy birthday, man.
I hope you have a good, was itexactly that?
That was exactly it.
To a tea.
He sends that every single,single single year on my
birthday.
That was exactly it to a tealike quote.
It's the by quote.
It's the birthday and then thesong, the singing ends and he
goes, crappy birthday, Matt.
Who's the guy in the BeyonceCabo album?
(32:57):
Billy?
Who?
Who is it?
The guy, you know the guy whopost Malone?
No.
The guy who's like on the radio.
You know the little interludes.
Oh, will Willie.
Will.
I don't fucking know Williesomething.
I dunno.
Country people will, there's annext track is If you don't, you
can leave.
Exactly.
Exactly.
That's a good memory.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, that's nice.
That's the one that was like atbirthday, Matt.
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The big three.
Oh.
Oh wow.
Perfect.
Love that.
Okay, next.
Moving on.
Been to Santa Cruz.
No.
Didn't we stop for lunch Oncewhen my friend was visiting from
the uk.
No, we didn't stop in SantaCruz.
Oh, then no, we drove aroundSanta Cruz.
I'd love to go.
I want to go to the, is therelike a boardwalk?
(33:39):
It feels like black pool.
Pleasure beach though.
But it's nice'cause it's warm.
Blackpool pleasure.
Beach can be nice.
Can it?
No, it's disgusting.
Kinda wanna go?
Should we go?
It's hell.
Should we go?
It's horror for fun.
Yeah, a hundred percent.
For video.
We have to.
It'd be so crazy.
Taking my American Heisman toBlackpool Pressure Beach on the
Pepsi Max Ride.
(33:59):
Oh, you'll die.
There's a Pepsi Max ride.
All the rides are named aftersodas.
That is so funny.
What the fuck is an iron brew?
Is it like Vegas?
I've never had an Iron Brew.
Can I have an Iron Brew?
Yeah.
You never had an Iron Brew?
I've never had an iron brew.
That is just hangover reliefbecause it seems like a beer.
Al Alsa that we have?
Yeah.
Alca Celsa.
That tastes like an iron brew.
Oh, that's nice.
Yeah.
Okay.
The hangover.
Alka Salsa.
Iron Brew.
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Iron Brew.
It's Scottish.
I think.
Sounds like something anAmerican would say or Southern
person would say.
Iron brew.
No, think of it in more of aScottish accent.
Iron brew.
excuse.
Get Don.
Do When are you coming toLondon?
Next week.
Next week.
Matthew's next week.
What day is it today?
It's Wednesday.
No, it's next week.
Oh.
We're going into London, butwe're not staying in London next
(34:43):
week, bro.
Husband, bro.
Next week we're flying intoLondon.
We're flying into London nextweek.
Yeah, week.
Today.
We're not staying in London, butthen it's two weeks from now,
we're actually gonna be inLondon.
We're flying into London.
Taking a train.
Yeah, I know we are, but I'mtelling you, we're going to
London next week.
We're flying.
SFO to L-H-R-L-H-R.
I was like, what the fuck isLondon?
I had to buy a fucking visa.
I had to buy a thing.
I had to buy a e visa.
(35:03):
What?
What is it?
An E.
It's an E, T, A and then T.
Travel authorization.
I had to spend$13 to go to theuk.
Why would I spend$13 to go tothe uk?
Because people in the UK have tospend that much money to get an
Esther for the US as they shouldAmerica travel in Trumps
America.
That's crazy.
I think people are like.
Americans are like, no.
I get, oh my God, I can'tbelieve that we have to spend$13
(35:25):
to go to the uk and the eusgonna be doing it soon as well.
I know.
And I think the EU does.
I know it's not doing it, but itNo, it's Pat, it's delayed I
understand why.
I just didn't want to do it.
No, America has been doing itfor every other country.
I know.
Like you have to have an esta toget into the us.
I know.
So stop complaining.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Great.
Okay.
If you could only read one bookfor the rest of your life, what
(35:46):
would it be?
Over and over again.
I'm gonna shoot myself in thehead.
I'm not reading a book over andover again.
I'm not doing it.
Sorry.
A cord of Thorn and Roses bookone.
Sorry.
What the fuck?
You have to pick one.
I have to, it's the questionSong of Achilles maybe.
Okay.
Oh.
Just be absolutely devastatedover and over again.
(36:07):
And then just skip the TrojanWar.
Oh yeah, totally.
Skip that whole part.
Oh, it's just, I don't even haveit.
My book, just my copydisintegrated in Greece.
If you, my copy of the song ofAchilles Disintegrated in the
Sun a few years ago in ZosOccasioning in Greece.
I need a new copy becausesometimes when I'm feeling,
(36:30):
sometimes the things that yousay are so funny.
Sometimes.
Sometimes I want to have a,every time I'm like feeling
melancholic, which is most ofthe time I like, just read the
last paragraph of Song ofAchilles and just like cry.
That's nice.
Anyway, oh, I did just finishreading.
We were in Mexico and in fourdays I finished midnight
(36:50):
library.
Midnight library.
That was an exquisite from startto finish.
An exquisite book.
Let it be know.
I told you that is fast for me.
I don't read very fast.
I've been reading the same.
It took me like a hundred pages.
A hundred.
Hello?
It took me two weeks to get to ahundred pages of the book I'm
reading right now.
'cause it's so slow.
Ever had family, friendsdisapprove of your content and
(37:10):
how did you handle it?
No, not really.
my, Some of my family got Matt.
One person in my family Wheneverwe posted that we got married.
Yeah.
Two years into our relationshipor relationship, our marriage.
One of my aunts was like, can'tbelieve you didn't tell me.
I didn't tell anyone.
Do you speak to this aunt on aregular basis?
No.
No.
Then, okay.
Is she listening to thispodcast?
(37:31):
No.
Then you'll be fine aunt.
But no, there's no, no one hasdisapproved of my content.
I've heard rumblings from behindthe scenes.
People have been disapprovingobviously.
'cause I'm fucking homosexual.
And everyone in my family is aMuslim.
And so like I've heard rumblingsbehind my back.
Do they say it to my face?
No.
'cause I'm a roaring success.
Exactly.
(37:52):
And you know what?
I don't give a fuck.
You are not famous until youhave haters.
sometimes they're inside yourown bloodline.
Not the bloodline.
The bloodline.
Yeah.
No.
People gossip about me and I'mlike, okay, I'm sure there's
gossip everywhere.
I don't even think about you.
Sorry.
Yeah, exactly.
That's that.
What if I've been single mywhole life?
(38:12):
Is there such a thing as the oneI don't believe in the one, I
don't believe in that.
I'm like so pissed for everyone.
I know.
We've been in a relationship foreight years almost, and I'm
like, do I think you are theone.
No, I think some of my friendsare the one I think if you think
of a soulmate or like a personor people that like really get
(38:35):
you.
Yeah, you, but also so many ofmy friends I pull the same like
love and energy and affectionand care into my friendships as
I do into our relationship, ifnot sometimes more.
you're telling your friends somany other things, like we're
having conversations abouteverything.
There's nothing I wouldn't tellyou.
But then sometimes when you justneed a bit of a break, you're
(38:56):
friends for that.
Totally.
I always think the concept ofthe one is very intertwined with
you need to marry someone andstay with them for the rest of
your life.
It's very into the monogamous,monogamy.
Monogamy.
Do you think we'll be togetherfor the rest of our lives?
Yeah.
Oh, I think so.
But I also think likerelationships.
What?
You don't think so?
I think so.
Yeah.
(39:16):
He's such a bitch.
She loves me.
I think so.
You love me.
But I think like that the ideaof a quote unquote soulmate is
so just intertwined with liketraditional marriage and
traditional values and that sortof thing.
When I don't believe, I thinkthere are different types of
relationships and you're gonnahave many types of relationships
throughout your life.
Some are romantic, some are justfriendships, some are whatever.
(39:38):
And some, some can be consideredsoulmates, but I feel like you
could have multiple soulmates ifyou want.
And I think that when people saysomeone's, if someone's been
single for their whole life, youcould be your own soulmate.
That, but then also like, youwant what you don't have and
like you want to like, obviouslyit's like that's the goal.
Everybody wants to have acommitted partner.
I think it's just important toinvest in yourself first and
(39:59):
foremost, because if your cup isfull and then you find someone
else with a really full cup, andthat's really nice.
Yeah.
Because sometimes your cup isfull and then you meet someone
and their cup is half full.
And then you pour half ofyourself into that person, but
then you are left with half acup and they're left in the full
cup and that full cup.
Yeah.
Talking from experience.
Men suck.
Okay.
Men suck.
(40:20):
Just focus on yourself as longas you can.
you attract what you are and theenergy you put in your, the
energy you put into yourself iswhat you're going to attract
from other people.
What you saying that you arewhat you eat and I'm an asshole.
What's wrong?
I have to go.
I have to go.
I have to go.
(40:41):
Okay.
Who wears the pants in thisrelationship?
I'm gonna answer this because Iknow you're listening.
Little fuck me.
Duh.
What does that mean?
Define, I don't know, but thevery define it, heteronormative.
So who's the man and who's thewoman or who like rules the
house wear?
I wear pants, but it sometimesthey're like a skirt.
I just wear pants, so I guessit's me.
(41:02):
I wear the prove proverbialpants.
No, we both wear the pants.
What are you talking about?
The, this, the person who wearsthe pants is like the head of
the household.
What do you do that's head ofthe household?
I have more money.
Oh God.
I'm done with this podcast.
(41:24):
I'm so glad we're taking abreak.
This is a great episode to endon.
I'm having fun.
No, I should, we should alwaysfilm an episode when I've got
like a time crunch.
I have to leave in 10 minutes.
Okay.
Have you guys experienced anyprejudice while being in or out
of the states while traveling?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
When I was like a blue hairbarista bitch when I was like,
(41:45):
yeah, platinum blonde and, andwith towels the size of, I had
my nails, had my nails had mynails done, and I was in Croatia
a few years ago.
I was like, why is everyonestaring at me?
I feel really unsafe anduncomfortable.
I don't think Croatia is likethe gayest or the most gay
friendly country.
'cause it is Eastern European.
However, touristy areas likeSplit or Dubrovnik, there are so
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many tourists and.
It's fine.
It's a, it's like a safe place,but I just stood out like a sore
thumb and I just didn't feelvery comfortable.
Then I think I'd probably goagain now under the protection
of I was gonna say straightpassing, but I'm a ben.
Big benders not straightpassing, maybe less I was like
probably a little bit racisttoo.
So I was like, totally, here'sthis brown.
person with bleached hair andtalons, a manicure, talons that
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you can see from afar.
From space.
Yeah.
Okay.
And yeah, in the states a fuckton of places.
I'm sure you have driven throughthe south before.
I think the difference is likeyou're going, if you're gonna a
place where everyone looks thesame generally and there's one
person who looks different,people are going to stare.
We live in San Francisco whereeveryone looks like a fucking
freak.
No one stares.
Yeah.
I love it.
So it's like I'm free.
If you go to a place like Splitor in Croatia somewhere where
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everyone's just generally whiteand we're in Savannah, Georgia,
maybe in June, we'll see.
Yes we are, but like again, Ifeel like I, potentially don't
look like every I don't looklike everyone, no, I'm unique
you guys.
So actually you can take it asa, you can take it two different
ways.
You can take it as people arestaring at you'cause they hate
you, or they're staring at you'cause you're hot and they've
like never seen really anyonethat looks like me before and
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you're new for them and you'reactually enhancing their mindset
or expanding their mindsetSometimes I'm like, stop looking
at me.
I don't wanna enhance yourexperience in this world.
Go away.
Yeah.
It's all about your mindset, butthere are places where you will
get fake crimes, so For sure.
And we stay away from thoseplaces.
There are places in the worldthat I will not go to just
because I don't wanna beuncomfortable.
There are places that I could goto that I'm sure would be fine,
(43:39):
but I don't wanna put myself ina situation where I couldn't.
Be fine.
Yeah.
So I'm just not gonna go'causeat this age, I'm not meant to
live an uncomfortable life.
You talked about your momgrowing herself and loving you,
rainbow flag emoji.
What about your siblings?
The same.
I haven't.
Three brothers.
I got it right this time.
Woo.
Good job.
(44:00):
My oldest brother was super,super duper religious.
And then when I came out, bigturning point for him, my other
older brother whose wedding isnext week that we're going to
the UK for, always been verychill.
'cause we're like closer in ageand just our friends were all
the same.
So I came out to him first.
I came out to him when I waslike 12 and yeah, my little
brother grew up with all of usbeing degenerates already, so he
was like, yeah, I have such acool family.
(44:21):
Slay.
What about you?
So you saved your whole family?
That was, I did save my wholefamily.
I did.
So this episode is basically,I'm amazing and everyone should
just be so, appreciative of myexistence on this planet.
Oh my God.
And call me your Lee.
You're welcome.
Oh my God.
That question was directed toyou.
So you wanted to end on aquestion about yourself, which
is very telling.
(44:43):
You can answer it too, that ifit's not about me.
Yeah.
But it was about you too.
So you were talking about yourparents' experience with you
coming out, but how has theexperience been with you and
your siblings since you cameout?
I never told them that I wasgay.
Yeah.
But they obviously fucking know.
So what's your experience likeMy sister, I like my sister.
She's the one in my family thatI really enjoy.
But who did she vote for?
(45:05):
But who did she vote for?
Chomp.
Did she actually, did youconfirm?
She voted for chomp the firsttime and then she voted.
That was fine.
That's fine.
People make the mistake.
And then she voted and then shevoted for Biden the second time.
And then she never told me whoshe voted for this time.
She probably didn't.
It's likely that she probablydidn't.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
Okay.
(45:25):
That's what we have time fortoday.
Get outta my house.
I gotta go.
thank you for saying, what didyou learn this week?
Oh, okay.
What did you read?
What my, my, tell me about yourart.
My series.
My series.
My series.
Okay.
The series that we're doing andwe're gonna continue and maybe
actually like structure itbetter where there's like
jingles or something.
That'd be fun.
Should we make sounds?
I think we should make sounds.
Do we have anyone that playsmusic?
We know people that play music.
(45:46):
We know someone who plays thecello and the violin.
Oh yeah.
What a cty.
We could have a Bridgetonsoundtrack.
That would be great.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
We could have, will you stillLove Me When, or like on String
Quartet?
That would be amazing.
Perfect.
So the series that we're doingor the, what is the segment?
What did you learn today?
(46:06):
The segment.
This, what did you learn thisweek on TikTok?
No, what did you read an articleabout this week?
That's the name.
That's a, that's wordy.
The name is What did you read anarticle about this week?
KKA.
That's stupid.
That's a shit name.
That's a shit name.
What did you learn this week?
We're gonna workshop it.
We're gonna workshop it, butit's funny.
Tell me about an article youread.
(46:27):
A KAA TikTok that we watched.
You have five seconds.
I didn't, I, I learned moreabout, I learned a lot about
tariffs this week which isreally annoying.
'cause I didn't really want tolearn about tariffs this week.
That's so boring.
I didn't really wanna learnabout it, but I had to.
And I learned about that.
Like the things that Trump said.
He's like, oh my god, China'sdoing a 50% tariff on us.
They're actually is.
They actually did thecalculations on chat, GBT, and
(46:49):
they said the trade deficit,which is not a tariff.
A tariff, they're all differentthings.
I learned so much about theeconomy this week.
Crazy.
So this week I learned.
From an article that I read thatmale giraffes headbutt female
giraffes in the bladder.
So they peel a little, then staywith me guys.
(47:10):
Then they Then they taste thepee and they can somehow
magically tell if the woman, thewoman, if the female, if the
female giraffe is fertile, thewoman to decide whether or not
they wanna mate with her.
(47:30):
That's crazy.
Giraffes are freaky.
Giraffes are freaky.
Yeah.
Look at them.
Look at those fucking longnecks.
What do you think they're doingwith that fucking gosling Piss.
Creaky behavior.
Okay, so I learned about tariffsand you learned about giraffes
mating habits.
Great.
Yeah.
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Thanks so much for joining usthis week.
You guys, be sure to write us areview on Apple Podcast and
Spotify if you want.
And follow us everywhere youwant.
Instagram, YouTube, Snapchat.
We're the fuck we are.
We We're there for you.
We're there for you.
You be there for us.
And then together we'll just bethere, but not for another two
weeks.
See you in two weeks, oh, I'm soexcited for Coachella.
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I'm so excited for rememberabout this wedding.
I haven't seen my family in likealmost a year and a half.
I cannot wait.
It's about to be a really funtime.
Please, if you've missed ourvoices, just go back and listen
to a few episodes.
There's a lot of'em.
There's a few.
There's a good few now on there.
Yeah.
My favorite one so far is a jetlag episode because that was
really unhinged and I feel likethis matches the level of
unhinging.
A hundred percent.
(48:33):
Okay.
Thank you so much.
I see you in a couple weeks.
Bye bye.
Gonna miss you.
Bonjourno Bonjourno, Is thatsomething from a me?
No, that's from Italy.
It's Italian for.
Hello?
Are you dumb?
Oh, it was, oh, we went toFlorence one time and there was
an American lady who was on ourflight and then we saw her again
on the streets of Florence.
Oh yeah.
And she like, she came up to usand she was like, Bonjourno.
And that's what I was thinkingabout when you said Welcome back
to another episode of Let's DigIn.
(00:22):
I hate that.
Why That I hate Why?
I don't know why.
Why?
It's something about the waythat you say that really is just
it's like you eating thesinging.
It's like you eating the skin onthe kiwi.
It just irks me, which is anormal thing to do.
It's not a normal thing to do.
It's a normal thing to, it's anormal thing to do.
If you don't know already.
Matt eats his fucking Kiwis withthe skin on it because it's the
most nutritious part of the, I'msorry.
(00:43):
I don't give a fuck.
I'm sorry.
Once I was peeling a kiwi and hekept the skin, like I had the
skin aside to, to throw away,and I didn't know this'cause I
thought it just like vanished.
I found it in the fridge later.
He kept the skin of the kiwithat I had put aside to throw
away.
After I ate my kiwi and he putit inside the fridge.
The skin.
The skin was inside the fridge.
(01:04):
I was gonna put it in asmoothie.
Did you?
No because I forgot.
It was like days old and it waslike disgusting.
Well, I was aiming to put in thesmooth the day of clean skin.
Two days old kiwi skin and ithas the most nutrients.
You're not getting thenutrients.
I don't give a fuck.
You need the nutrients.
I don't.
Don't give a fuck.
You have all people need thenutrients.
I don't give a fuck.
Oh my God.
Anyway, welcome back.
(01:24):
What the fuck?
We love to stop a round tablewith an argument.
Yeah.
Because that's what we do here.
That is what we do here.
Welcome.
What are we doing today?
We're doing a cute, I was gonnasay question and a question.
Question a.
Did you have a stroke?
I think so, yeah.
A question and answer questionsasked by you, answered by us as
(01:44):
is questions and answers.
There are so many questions andso many answers, but there's
something we must say, oh God,what?
That we are taking a little tinybreak.
Break.
Oh, we take a little break.
Don't be mad.
Not a crazy break.
Don't be mad.
my brother's wedding's nextweek.
And I just like logistically, Ijust like physically cannot.
This is, we're gonna call thisthe end of season one is what
we're gonna call this.
(02:05):
No, we're not.
No, we're not.
Because season two implies,we're arguing now because season
two implies that we're gonnacome back and something's gonna
be different.
We're coming back and things aregonna be maybe tweaked a little
bit.
But no, it's not seasonal.
We're just gonna put outepisodes.
When we put out episodes.
There's no seasons.
It's just a podcast and you'rejust listening.
There's no hoo-ha belly danceabout it.
You could tell we don't talkabout these things off camera
(02:26):
when we plan things while we'reon a podcast.
Yeah.
I haven't even looked at thesequestions yet.
So when are we gonna be back?
Is the question whenever we'reback.
No.
Let them know at the end of themonth.
So the next episode that you canexpect from us that's not today
is the 30th April.
Of April.
is only three weeks away.
Yeah.
So we're taking a two weekbreak, a two week hiatus.
(02:47):
We're gonna be in the UK for mybrother's wedding and Coachella.
Congratulations brother.
We're busy girls.
And sometimes we have to take abreak and you can I think you
can deal without hearing ourvoices for two weeks.
I think you'll be happy.
I think maybe you'll beecstatic.
Okay.
Without further ado, let's getinto these cues.
Glad we're gonna A, I was like,please make them juicy and all
of them.
(03:08):
I shouldn't have said that.
'cause some of mine are likedisgusting, so I won't be doing
that.
I didn't mean that gross.
I said juicy.
Not filthy.
But those are the juicyquestions people want answers
to.
I'll do some, not a lot.
Who is Tarry is bad.
Shut up.
Get a light also.
That is the least interestingquestion you can ask ever.
Shut up.
Okay.
Do I start off boring?
(03:29):
How do you feel about thecurrent presidency?
LA There is only one correctanswer.
What do you think?
What do you think?
You're asking this question totwo fags.
What on earth do you think isgonna be our response?
I'm an immigrant.
I fucking hate it.
What the fuck did I choose tolive here for?
Me Is it worth it?
Can you work?
(03:50):
Can you didn't even know whoMiss Elliot was.
We're gonna see Missy Elliot atCoachella and he was like, I
don't know a single MissyElliott song.
So I know who she is.
I know one song.
If I showed you a picture ofMissy Elliott, do you think
you'd recognize that?
Probably.
No.
You wouldn't?
No you wouldn't.
Thanks for answering for, no,you wouldn't.
Are you gonna show me a pictureof Missy Elliott right now?
I'm gonna show you a picture ofsomeone and then I'm gonna show
(04:11):
you a picture of someone elseand then maybe I'm gonna show
you a picture of Missy Elliottand then you're gonna have to
tell me if you can guess whothey who that is.
Okay.
Fun game.
Okay.
Okay.
Here's a picture of someonethat's not Missy Elliot.
Okay, good.
Good.
Well done.
Do I know who that is?
No, but I know that's not MissyElliot.
That's Missy Elliot.
(04:32):
That's Lil Kim.
I don't know who Lil Kim is thatwhat we No, that I grew up
sheltered.
I did not listen to RB.
Easy word.
I listened to Christian Pop.
I didn't listen to r and b.
That's Miss.
Yo, I was gonna show you thispicture and then you wouldn't
have got it.
Is that's Raja har.
The season, whatever, of DragRace.
(04:54):
I grew up shelter and I didn'tlisten to r and b.
Don't fucking r and b.
I did.
Yeah.
You think I listened to r and bin Catawba, North Carolina?
No.
Where are you going?
I left my water all the way overhere Anyways.
Don't love the current state ofthe United States.
No, but he did.
Um, He paused the tariffs for 90days.
He backed away.
Oh, this entire presidency isjust gonna be a pause for a few
(05:15):
days, isn't it?
But then he said, he was like,yeah.
It was all part of the art ofthe deal.
The tariffs were all part of theart of the deal.
I'm like, he's not even a goodbusinessman.
I don't know why people thoughthe'd be a good president.
Moving on.
We did this, we already didthis.
Moving on.
Now we're doing it again.
Moving on.
What is something we'd beshocked to hear about?
Creating content together?
Ooh, that's a juicy one.
(05:36):
That is a juicy one.
That is a juy one.
When I say juicy.
That's what I meant.
Let's argue.
Come on.
When I say ask me a juicyquestion, don't be like, who
puts their dick into the otherperson's butthole?
Like, No, I dunno.
I'm feeling unhinged.
'cause I have to, I have to go.
I, I I see it.
I have, I I have an appointmentto make today.
I see it.
You're never this brachy.
(05:56):
I have an appointment to make.
So we need to get going.
Okay.
Yeah.
This is what I need to do.
Okay.
What do you think is the, I needto be out the door in an hour,
so this is what you get from me.
Manic and deranged.
What is the question again?
What is something we'd beshocked to hear about creating
content together?
You have something?
I'm gonna say specifically likethe two of us creating content
together.
Sure.
'cause yeah, we live together.
We worked.
Have I shut up for the last 10minutes?
(06:17):
Not really, but I like it.
Okay, great.
Keep going.
For the last.
Six years that we've beencreating content, like we've
been on social media together.
Yeah.
As a collective.
Our working styles are sodifferent.
Our working styles are so d rareopposite.
One might say he loves to planeverything and I hate planning.
I don't like to script anything.
I don't even like to, I look atthe brief.
If we're doing like a campaigntogether once, maybe memorize
(06:39):
some of those key messages aonce over a once over.
And then be like, okay, here wego.
And you'll be like, no, we needto structure, but even just our
typical content.
And I'm like, just hit play.
Hit record.
No, Hit record and watch themagic happen, me and the magic.
I do.
It's different if it's organiccontent versus sponsored.
Yeah sponsored.
Typically you get a little bitlike stressed.
(07:01):
Yes.
Can you guess our star signs?
I'm a Virgo who's a Gemini.
Of course.
This is how we work and that'swhat it's gonna be if for, it's
a sponsored piece of content.
I don't wanna have to go throughthe, if if you don't know
anything about influencer work,you get like a brief from a
brand whenever, get asponsorship and then you have to
follow the brief pretty much toa T because some brands are very
specific and they'll be like,you have to say something in the
first five seconds, or you haveto, you can't do this or you
(07:22):
can't do that.
So I'm like, you have toremember these things while
you're filming.
And a lot of our filming is inthe spur of the moment.
We went to Chili's and we hadthe only a specific amount of
time to like, do this content.
So we have to make sure we haveeverything.
So I get stressed, is what I'msaying.
I don't get stressed, but I doget annoyed when he gets
stressed because I'm like.
It's not rocket science.
(07:42):
It's not rocket science.
It's literally a Chili's tripledipper.
But then you're gonna have to goback and eat more calories if
you, great.
If you fuck up, then let me goback and eat more fucking
chicken fucking out.
Is that the most, is that thething?
I guess so.
I don't know.
General.
Yeah, generally we work reallyfine together.
Obviously because we've beendoing this for so long.
It's here we are.
I think we figured it outgenerally, somewhat.
(08:04):
There are some times when we getat each other's throats.
I get annoyed and you getstressed and then I get more
annoyed'cause you're stressedand I'm like, oh brother.
But you know when I'm stressedto not get annoyed because that
makes me stressed more.
No, it's annoying.
It's so annoying.
I'm like, can we just get onwith it?
I'm a big, let's just get onwith it.
If I'm ready, let's just get onwith it.
I'm a big, let me sit in my ownthoughts and freak out a bit.
(08:27):
Person?
No.
I don't know.
Is that the juiciest?
gonna gonna go in order.
By the time they were asked.
So this is very random.
There's no linear path to thesequestions, as is our entire
podcast.
It's as if you're asking as ifwe're being interviewed by like
a guest.
You a guest?
A guest diner Question numberthree, would you ever consider
becoming a throuple?
(08:50):
I don't even like him at thebest of times.
Do you think I'm like anotherperson in my house?
Fuck off.
I don't think I could do that.
That's just too much like havinga third boy or you.
Or you.
Or you're in the same housetogether.
Do you live together?
Another person with threepeople.
That's a fucking roommate.
Fucked.
I don't want a roommate.
That's fucking crazy.
I already have one roommate.
I think it's crazy.
I see like sometimes this onethrouple pops up on my, just
(09:11):
like every, like once in a bluemoon, this one throuple on
TikTok pops up and I'm like, areyou guys well, do you think they
all sleep in the same bed?
Yeah.
And someone has to be in themiddle.
Yeah, I know.
That's the worst place to be.
Oh.
Like you pick the, oh they drawstraws at the beginning of every
month.
At the beginning of the night.
At the beginning of the month.
The beginning of the month.
Oh, I God imagine having, oh myGod.
Imagine being like a really warmmonth and you're like, I'm in
(09:32):
the middle.
That's what I imagine.
Because who wants to be in themiddle of the re like in, in the
bed?
Because then also leaving thebed to go to the bathroom in the
middle of the night, you have tolike, oh my God, crawl over.
Or go to the bottom.
That's so to the bottom.
Logistically stupid bottom.
You have to like wiggle likevertically out of the bed and
you can't put one foot out ofthe covers to make it cold.
Oh my God.
Or you could do it theScandinavian style that all have
duvet each.
(09:53):
That's true.
That's something I've alwayswanted to do.
I feel like you definitely haveto have a Alaskan king to be in
a throuple.
I think you can do what youwant.
Do you think we can say threepeople in our bed?
I think for sure, likecomfortably king, but
comfortably.
It depends how large the thirdperson is.
I got those three.
Moving on, the answer is no.
In case you didn't know.
Income wise, what's the secondbest paying stream?
(10:16):
Assume TikTok is number one.
TikTok is number one.
Oh, income streams.
Like social media?
Yeah.
Income streams, period.
TikTok is number one, and thenInstagram is number two.
But Instagram doesn't pay asmuch as it used to.
I guess I'm, I probably I meanif we do, int TikTok is number
one.
Instagram is number two.
But then TikTok the ViewsCreative Fund.
The creative Fund.
(10:36):
Exactly what I was trying to,yeah, I can read your mind.
That could be like number three.
We are on Snapchat and we'relike on the path to
monetization.
Apparently you can make a shitton of the people who make,
there are people who makethousands of dollars a day on
Snapchat.
That's crazy.
From views, from stories we'relike hitting every.
Demographic of society.
You have to, I want my 13 and 17year olds.
(10:58):
And then my, I'm on Facebooktoo.
That's crazy.
Crazy.
I'm posting on Facebook.
You got the boomers.
I got the boomers.
I do have the boomers.
We have everyone in our empire.
We're infiltrating society.
You will watch our chiliesvideos, whether you must,
whether you like it or not.
We should do an episode where wetalk about how much we get paid.
Is that crass?
(11:18):
No, we don't think it's crasspeople.
I think it's, I think it'sinteresting that people talk
about especially influencermarketing.
No one nobody that's not in theindustry knows how much creators
get paid.
And also that's why there's suchlike a wealth disparity in it.
Like I feel like typically whitecreators get paid way more than.
Yeah.
Secret is due and it's just likea fact.
(11:39):
but I also feel like it'sinteresting that this is the
industry that's like the mostfemale dominated industry, and I
think that's amazing.
It's given so many women thepower to be a single mom or like
you're at home and you've gotlike your phone and your like
interests and your hobbies andyou can make a killing.
Just by like being yourself.
Online and I think that's reallycool.
But yeah, people don't reallytalk about how much money there
(12:00):
is in it.
Should we, you know, people getpaid a fuck ton of money.
People like Alex Earl, like Iknow what people like, oh, her,
Jim Shark.
Shit.
I know.
Oh, crazy.
Because it was a loss.
Crazy.
And that came out.
How much money that she wasgonna, how much was it?
1.5 mil?
It was like one, yeah, it waslike for a, it was like in the
millions for a video or for acontract?
I don't remember.
That was probably the contractfive.
Like misquote, because I don'tremember.
But like you do one piece ofcontent, for example, and then
(12:23):
you'll add on like exclusivityor like usage rights and then
all of this and that.
And then it adds up so much.
And I think that's why a lot ofcreators make the bulk of their
money.
And we're lucky to have anagency and like an entire team
of incredible women behind us.
So do all episode on how much weget paid or don't know.
Maybe if it's something peoplewanna see, but do you want to
know That is no.
Again, whole episode.
(12:43):
I'm like, this is how much wecharge the end.
It's 20,000 for TikTok.
Yeah.
Okay.
Would you have gotten marriedfor another reason besides the.
Green square emoji card,obviously love as well.
No um, sorry, did I answer toofast so quick to answer that?
(13:07):
No.
we would eventually have gottenmarried.
We would have eventually taxes.
Oh, taxes.
You don't know anything abouttaxes.
That's true.
You don't even think abouttaxes.
When was the last time youthought about taxes?
The other day when I had to signthe tax document from our
account.
Oh, you had to sign the tax doc.
You didn't even look at it?
No, it told me where to sign it.
I just I didn't even, I didn'teven sign it.
I just pressed the button onDocuSign and the auto-filled
(13:28):
where I needed to sign on and Isent it taxes.
So this is the only time youthought about your taxes?
Taxes?
I think we would've eventuallydone it, but it wasn't a
priority.
It became a priority when weneeded to get the green card,
but obviously we were gonna getmarried and it's not fake.
I just, or patrol.
Yeah, I know.
Don't give them any reason todeport me.
I love my husband dearly.
And yeah, As we're gettingolder, is it, do I feel a little
(13:50):
bit better in my relationshipsaying husband rather than
boyfriend because a hundred, itjust sounds less juvenile and
more like adult.
but I was like calling youpartner already, but I'm like, I
hate partner.
Hate that word.
Yeah.
'cause the fucking straightsco-opted it.
No, I hate it when the gays didit.
I hate it when we did it.
Why?
Because it's gross.
You're my partner.
Yeah.
You're business partner.
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You're my life partner.
Ugh.
Disgust.
Just say husband.
Husband and wife.
Whoa.
Not the gender Binary.
Whoa.
It just sounds better.
it trumps America.
It Trumps America.
It's husband and wife.
Traditional family values.
I just like the sound ofhusband.
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What can I say?
When you were non-binary.
I was forced to say partner.
Oh my God.
No.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, you did.
We didn't do that.
You did do that did not thatfar.
I also couldn't call youboyfriend.
You say when I was, no, Icouldn't say your boyfriend
then.
Oh yeah.
What did you call me then?
Probably fucking So mate Le Orwhen Oh no.
(14:52):
'cause people were calling youking on TikTok and I'd be like,
Hey, so I'm nonbinary.
That's really rude anddefensive.
Call me my leash.
Don't worry.
I'm over it.
You're like, sleigh, leash.
Don't worry.
I'm over it.
What do you consider yourbiggest insecurity and how?
Oh, wait, should I answer that?
Finish answering that question.
Maybe.
Yeah.
We would've eventually gottenmarried.
Maybe we would've eventuallygotten married and maybe it
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would've been like a grandcelebration, I think because
we've already done it.
I don't really care about doinga big thing again.
We were planning on doing like abig celebration and then all of
a sudden it became about otherpeople and I was like, actually
don't like anyone.
Also, all of a sudden it costsso much money.
Oh my God.
We went to two weddings in Italylast summer.
The amount of money they spent.
(15:34):
Oh my God.
And I'm like, if my wedding'snot gonna be this lavish, I'm
not doing it.
Exactly.
And I'm like, I don't want toinvest.
It's not even an investment.
I don't even, I don't want tofunnel all my money into other
people enjoying themselves inthis day or this like one
weekend.
In, I don't know, randomdestination for people to just
have an amazing time and then belike, okay, that's it.
(15:55):
I don't have any money anymore.
It would all be a businessexpense though.
Yeah.
Okay.
Moving on.
So yeah, maybe we'll probably doa vow, like a little party
eventually.
I would love to do it like withrent out.
Like a little banquet hall.
A banquet hall.
A banquet hall.
Fucking chilies.
Mary.
No.
About cantina.
I would do it.
(16:15):
Talk rent out in Vegas, likerent out.
Ooh.
Yeah, that's better.
Talk about continue in Vegas.
That's better.
Wait we already eloped inGuelph, Ontario, and then we
elope again in Vegas.
In Vegas.
That'd be sick.
That'd be funny.
What do you consider yourbiggest security and how did you
overcome it?
Oh my goodness.
Body dysmorphia.
Yeah.
I would say body-wise, that's mybiggest insecurity forever has
(16:37):
always been.
That's always the thing thatwhen I looked in the mirror, I'm
like, hate that.
Yeah.
You've been fed Husky contentsince you were a child.
I've been fed Husky content andMcDonald's since I was a child.
So Happy Meals.
How do you overcome it?
It going to the gym, eatinggood.
Do you remember when you wereBobo?
remember when you got a bit fatin the pandemic and you were
like, I'm fat and I love it.
(17:00):
There were so many times we'vealready talked about this on the
fucking body, body positivityepisode, but there was so many
times during the pandemic whereI looked I, I just pretended to
like myself.
Did you say some things that arereally like, slightly on the
problematic side, but like thisis an area of no judgment, so
just sit down and listen.
Okay.
I was like very overweightduring the pandemic because I
was eating my feelings anddrinking my feelings and yeah.
(17:23):
I was like, yeah, I love myself.
I love these roles down there.
no, actually I don't actually,The insecurity is still there.
My bo I have body dysmorphia toa fucking tea, but it's less
because I now take care ofmyself.
Good for you.
Thank you.
What's my biggest insecurity?
Do you have one?
Do you not have an insecurity?
(17:44):
Oh my God.
Wait.
No, I'm perfect.
It's top.
Wait, do I have like a biginsecurity?
Everyone has an insecurity.
I don't think it's like I, Ihave like certain like little
things, but I wouldn't call'emlike huge insecurities.
you have something?
Can you think of one?
No, I can't think of one foryou.
No, I'm not going there.
No, this is the thing, like I ama very confident person.
(18:05):
I've been very confident since Iwas literally a baba babie.
But I think a recent likediscovery moving to San
Francisco and just beingsurrounded by so many like white
gay men, I think one thing, it'snot even being fat, it's being
too skinny.
It's being too skinny and likeI'm like, do I wanna buff out a
little bit more?
like I don't even think I'veever had a time where I'm like,
oh my God, my skin's too darkand people aren't gonna like me.
(18:27):
Fuck that.
Oh my God.
Maybe the thought has crept inonce in a while where I'm like,
oh people gravitate more towardswhiteness.
Especially in the queercommunity.
Especially in the gay malespaces.
Mm-hmm.
That we tend to frequent.
Unfortunately.
And I'm like, oh no, what doesthat mean for me?
I'm like, Ew.
It means nothing.
'cause everyone's rancid.
And if someone doesn't wannatalk to me because I'm too dark
(18:48):
Yeah.
Or like I'm too feminine or I'mtoo small, tiny, petite, a speck
of dust in the corner of theroom serving cunt, then fuck do
I give a fuck about what thefuck?
Oh my God.
So yeah, no insecurities.
I'm perfect and I don't need toget over anything.
Oh my God.
(19:11):
You definitely have bodydysmorphia as well.
Oh yeah.
There are times where I'm like,I am fat.
You definitely have I, or like,I'm like, literally I'm not.
And then I'll take, I'll do likemy beach photos on vacation.
I'm like, okay, nevermind.
Everyone has a body dys.
I feel like everyone on theplanet Earth has body
dysmorphia.
Yeah.
I think when we were inThailand, I was like, oh my God.
We're like, I'm eating so much'cause but I came here to eat
(19:31):
and I'm having a good time.
And then I'm like, I don't feelthe best when we're going to the
beach and we're taking photos,and I like look at the fo And
I'm like.
That was all in my head.
'cause I look amazing.
Exactly.
What a freak.
Our heads are scary places.
Oh my God.
The last question on this slide,are you circumcised or natural
asking for a curious friend.
(19:51):
What a freak number one.
No friend.
Number two, stop being curious.
Oh my God.
I'm never gonna ask say juicyquestions again.
That is crazy word.
These are mine.
I didn't say juicy.
I know.
That is crazy.
I just said make'em good.
I don't wanna talk aboutcircumcised dicks.
That's crazy.
Natural is also crazy.
Also circumcised.
(20:14):
I'll answer.
Do you know the thing about I'mI'm Muslim.
Like what?
Take a fucking guess.
I think that I think that.
The topic.
The topic of cut and uncut dicksYeah.
Are so funny because in the UKnobody is circumcised.
Oh yes.
Like men.
(20:34):
Yeah.
The European just generally, butin America.
Oh, everyone's circumcised.
It's so strange.
I found it really strange when Ifirst moved here.
Why am I seeing everyone'sdicks?
Wait, why am I seeing everyone'sdicks?
No, I'm not.
But yeah, it's a thing.
It is.
Just, I'm gonna move on.
(20:56):
I don't wanna talk aboutCircums.
This episode is unhinged.
It's a little unhinged.
I like it.
I don't want, okay, moving on tothe next slide.
Fave Disney Princess.
Oh no.
It's just Prince.
Have you seen the new, the newDisney Adult Trend on TikTok?
No.
Have you seen it?
Okay.
Do you want no.
Can I talk about it first?
No.
Can I talk about it first?
Do you know the, this the momentthat sounded like Jose's yell?
(21:16):
Yeah, I showed you that.
But there's a new one that saidnew things.
The moment.
That's, yeah.
I showed you that last week.
I know.
Oh, but that's why I was saying,because what you were telling me
as if it's the first time you'retelling for the bit.
There's a moment.
It's like the moment that soundslike Goofy's laugh.
It's like, and there was a girland then Yeah.
In the mirror, the top, the topone is like this girl.
She's she's doing what I canonly describe as like a Disney
(21:36):
adult laugh in the mirror.
Disney adult shoulders.
That's what she's doing.
She's doing the Disney adultshoulders, which is just moving
your shoulders up and down.
What the fuck are you Sit down?
Because then she put on, she puton the Mickey Mouse ears on the
bottom.
The Mickey Mouse ears.
Yeah.
She's oh my God, I'm so happy'cause I've got these Mickey
Mouse ears on.
I'm sorry.
It felt like goofy has left tome sit down and shut the fuck up
(21:58):
to all the Disney adults outthere.
I'm moving on.
No, my favorite princess PrinceTarzan.
I don't think he's a prince.
Does he count?
He doesn't count.
Does he count Prince?
Yeah.
He counts.
Does he become a prince?
Does he marry the girl?
Do you think it married?
He does move.
He moves to the, he moves to thecity.
(22:19):
No, he doesn't.
They move.
I don't, she moves to thejungle.
I don't remember the tars.
Does she?
I think so.
Okay.
Not tar then.
Oh, ply.
Who ply from LE's LE's Dish.
I don't care if he's a prince ornot.
He's a prince in my eyes.
He is hot.
Is he hot?
The alien.
Oh, I thought you meant the guygirl.
Get a grip.
I thought you meant the loveinterest.
Good girl.
Get a grip.
(22:40):
Ly Isly is not a prince.
I know.
I'm just saying.
He's serving non-binary cunt.
They made him on a man.
Yes.
In the new one.
I know.
I'm so annoyed.
Yeah.
We've only seen a clip.
I don't care.
They made him a manly.
Okay, so lemme pick a differentone.
Jesus Christ.
You can pick Taza.
I picked ply.
Okay, moving on.
Its fucking about Dar Z.
(23:00):
Okay, great.
Taza and ply on Disney Princess.
Makes sense for us.
What made you guys decide to doa podcast?
We like talking shit and I wannatalk shit for a living.
We just have this pent up angstto just scream into the void and
you are the void.
(23:21):
And this is a screaming.
No, actually the real reason isbecause TikTok was being banned
and we got stressed, so we madea podcast.
That's literally the reason I'mdead.
This one's so funny.
Wait, no, the rea you didn'teven respond to my reason.
What did you say?
I said you weren't evenlistening.
I was reading the next question.
You weren't even listening.
I'm preparing as an interviewer.
I said the re actual reason westarted the podcast is because
(23:41):
TikTok was doing banned and wegot stressed that we needed more
sources of income.
We were already going to do it.
Totally.
We already were talking about,but we weren't actually going to
do it.
No, we weren't.
We've been talking about it formonths and months and months and
months and months and months andmonths.
Our manager's like, start afucking podcast.
She was bitches.
You'd be so good at this.
And I was like, ah, that's toomuch effort.
And then all of a sudden, TikTokiss being banned, your life is
(24:02):
gonna be turned upside down andsaid, actually, let's like do
more.
Let's just do it.
Do more.
Let's just do it.
And you know what?
TikTok sticking around.
I'm sure it is like everything'sgonna be fine, blah, blah, blah.
But here we are doing somethingexciting and new.
Yeah.
Because we need more, more gayvoices.
In the podcast world, everyoneelse is boring and everyone's
straight.
I've had enough, the only twostraight men that I will allow.
The ones in the basement.
(24:22):
Basement.
Basement yard?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I like them.
They're so cute.
Because they're like gayadjacent basement yard.
Yeah, basement yard.
Yeah.
That's what they're called.
Yeah.
Because they're gay adjacent.
Yeah.
And they like joke about gaythings.
I love them.
I love them too.
They're so fun.
I think they're, yeah.
I'm moving on.
Is Hassan Piper gay?
No, he's straight.
No, he's straight.
I like him too.
Okay.
What?
You don't like him?
Yeah, he's great.
(24:43):
Yeah.
I love him.
Yeah.
Okay, great.
Are you sure Omar loves you jk?
Not really.
Hashtag Omar, be nicer to Mattin your videos.
No, I'm not even nice to you.
The way the videos we post onTikTok and internet, that is our
relationship actually.
(25:03):
It's not a, it's not fake.
It's not anything.
This actually, how do we thinkthat's that's to like us in the
videos or like us to us in thepodcast?
I'm not generally.
Is that question, do you thinktargeted towards us videos.
This is from Instagram questionsUhhuh.
These are the videos they see onTikTok, which is exactly how we
interact with each other in reallife.
My love language is bullying.
(25:23):
Okay.
If I don't bully you, that meansI don't care about you and acts
of service.
He likes to bully people andhave other people do things for
him.
Like a Le stop.
Favorite fragrances and favoriteshoes?
My favorite fragrance is um,'cause I'm ignoring these ones
'cause are annoying.
Okay.
Is it top or bottom?
Yeah.
Top or bottom?
Take a guess.
No, don't take a guess.
(25:44):
Break stereotypes.
Break stereotypes.
Listen to me.
Get your head out of the gutter.
Break stereotypes.
Step out into the world.
See the trees swaying.
Touch grass.
Breathe in fresh air.
Suck a dick maybe.
And leave me alone.
(26:04):
Stop.
Favorite fragrances?
My favorite fragrance is TomFord.
Black vanilla?
Yeah.
Black vanilla.
Is that it?
Is that what it's called?
No.
What's it called?
A tobacco one.
Tobacco Vanil.
Bro.
Tom Ford, tobacco Vene, Tom Fordtobacco vene, or boy smells by
the fireplace.
(26:24):
None of those things are right.
You are dumb.
What?
It's not boy smells by thefireplace.
It's Mason Mello by thefireplace.
Oh yes.
And it's oh boy.
Smells would, okay.
No listen to me.
Boy smells.
Ria Mason, Marella by thefireplace.
Tom Ford.
Black Orchid.
It is tobacco il.
Tobacco il.
I knew it.
Yes.
Tobacco, il.
(26:45):
Those are my three.
Those are my top three.
That's what I reach for in myfragrance cabinet.
Yeah.
Mine is black opium YL Yeah.
For when I wanna feel a littlebit sweet and a little bit
fruity.
That's my like, go-to night outfragrance and then Mason Marella
Beach.
Wok Beach wok.
That lovely ones.
That's my go-to summertime.
(27:07):
Oh my God, you smell so amazingscent.
Yeah.
Favorite shoes?
Favorite size shoes.
That's so random.
People wanna know how big ourfeet are.
Why is that such a thing?
Honestly, I've people love feet.
I've seen Girlies do a feetfinder on TikTok.
Is that what it's called?
Yeah.
Feet Finder.
The Feet Finder.
And she's like, I made so muchmoney on Feet Finder.
You can do it with your feet.
(27:28):
I could.
People love gross feet.
You can do with your feet.
People love gross feet.
You don't have gross feet.
They're not as pretty as yours.
You have like hands for feetthough.
You have pretty feet.
Hands for feet.
Are you kidding me?
You're fucking bunions.
What is a bunion?
It's like that.
Do I have it?
You literally have it.
No, I don't.
Look the sides of your feet.
I can see the bunion out of yourskull.
I don't have bunions.
(27:51):
It's not a bunion.
Your like toe goes that way.
That's just my toe.
It goes that way.
No, a bunion is like, it hurtslike your like big toe is like a
bunion hurts.
Your big toe is like twice aslong as the rest of your toes.
If your big toe is the samesize, it's like my cute big toe
is the size of my middle toesand then it goes down.
My toes are cuter than yours.
So if my, if your toe was thesame size as the rest of your
toes, then like mine are cutetoes, then you would be able to
(28:14):
fit into normal people's shoes.
Instead, you have to wear bigboat shoes.
Do you think we could do acouple's accountant feet finder?
Ooh, people would love that.
Mar feet.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Maybe there was a time, oh myGod, I dunno if you know this,
there was a time there was aTwitter account dedicated to Mr.
Ben Fields's feet.
Oh my God.
(28:34):
Did you think I was gonna gothere?
Yeah.
I knew you were gonna go there.
Yeah, there was a couple.
There was account on Twitter andit was called Mr.
Ben Fields's feet because heused to, I know post like
content like around the house orlike at the beach or whatever
with my shoes and socks off as Ido.
And ever since he discoveredthis account, he never wore his
bare feet out in public.
I can't do it.
(28:54):
I can't do it.
I think that's so funny.
It's disgusting.
His feet are famous.
I'm telling you, I could make somuch money for all the wrong
reasons.
Should I?
I get offered it all the time inmy dms.
Can I?
Yes.
Can I like, have your like usedsocks?
Someone also wanted your stinkyunderwear for$500.
Do it.
Should I like double it?
Should I just be like, next timejust be like, can you do 2000?
Oh this isn't a Belindasituation in white Lois.
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You're not gonna give you$5million for a stinky underwear.
They might.
Next time someone sends me a dm,I'm going to take at the offer.
What can they do?
Why not take my DNA?
What's the downside?
This is disgusting.
PO box.
Put a PO box as your returnaddress.
No one knows where you live.
You don't have to put returnaddress.
It's disgusting for them.
Not for me.
I got money.
Yeah.
It's disgusting money.
Sure.
Yeah.
But then you're gonna know thatyou've worn your underwear.
(29:38):
'cause typically, I don't knowwhy I'm saying this.
Typically.
I had a friend in Toronto whodid it.
yeah.
He was like, he had to wear itto the gym.
Oh yeah.
All day.
All day at the gym.
Sleep in them, put them in aZiploc bag.
to really capture all the moist,this is disgusting.
Where is this episode going?
What the actual fuck our nextincome stream was it we ever
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supposed to be the, who was evergonna be a family friendly?
If TikTok podcast did go awayand my income did go away, I
would move to Feet Finder.
I remember the pandemic.
You were like, I'm gonna doOnlyFans.
I'm not during the pandemic.
No.
Wanna watch that.
I would not have done well atthat.
Okay.
What's your favorite show?
(30:23):
It's your favorite shoe.
I'm so random.
Wait.
This morning I was like, I don'tthink we, we should do a q and a
episode.
'cause they're all, thequestions are so random, but
this is like, that's the point.
This is like my brain on A DHD.
I'm like, okay.
And now let's talk about shoes.
My favorite shoe is the NewBalance.
90 60.
(30:45):
Okay.
They're mine too.
They're cute.
Yeah.
I got them first and Oh my God,you copied me.
The thing about this bitch isanytime I do something in, at
any point in my, because I do itfirst at any point, I always do
it first at any point in my lifeafter the fact that he might do
it, he might have bought shoesfive years ago for the first
time and then I buy them todayand he'll be like, I did it
first.
You need to do it first.
I'm like, why do you need to addthe exact same shoe as me?
(31:06):
I have a different color.
I'd never bought the same exactshoe as you hardly.
They're all different colors.
One is off white.
Yours are white.
Men are actually sea salt.
Oh, shut up.
Oh my God.
Next question.
What is the happiest memory youhave with your parents?
Ooh.
Ooh.
When my mom told me she wasapplying for divorce.
That's a happy memory.
It's a, I love that.
It's great memory.
It was a really great bondingexperience for the both of us.
(31:28):
Yeah.
I don't think about that.
My happiest memory with myparents.
There are a lot of happymemories.
Okay.
But they're very normal.
Listen, that's fine.
You're allowed to have normal,they're like going to get a
happy meal, but Oh, that'slovely.
Yeah.
See, that's so nice.
That's nice and chill.
Nothing like crazy.
I have another one.
Okay.
Okay.
If I'm thinking about likeactual like happy memories.
When I turned I think six orseven, I came downstairs.
If it was the only time.
(31:49):
My mom and my older brothershave ever done anything like
this for me before.
I came downstairs, I was likesleepy eyed, like sleep in my
eyes.
And I came downstairs and therewas balloons everywhere.
Oh.
And it was my birthday and itwas really nice.
That nice.
And everyone surprised me when Iwoke up and it was really nice.
That's nice.
I think I was like six.
Yeah.
And no one ever surprised meever again.
(32:12):
Oh.
A happy memory.
Every time I had a choirperformance, my parents would be
there and my dad would alwaysbring his camcorder and he would
record.
Oh, that's cute.
Also, every single time it'syour birthday.
Like Oh.
My dad sends me a message everysingle time.
It's his birthday.
A voice night.
It says it is a voice note.
He goes, it is exactly likethis.
He says happy, happy birthday.
Happy, happy birthday.
Happy, happy, happy, happy,happy, Happy birthday.
It's your birthday.
(32:36):
Happy birthday, man.
I hope you have a good, was itexactly that?
That was exactly it.
To a tea.
He sends that every single,single single year on my
birthday.
That was exactly it to a tealike quote.
It's the by quote.
It's the birthday and then thesong, the singing ends and he
goes, crappy birthday, Matt.
Who's the guy in the BeyonceCabo album?
(32:57):
Billy?
Who?
Who is it?
The guy, you know the guy whopost Malone?
No.
The guy who's like on the radio.
You know the little interludes.
Oh, will Willie.
Will.
I don't fucking know Williesomething.
I dunno.
Country people will, there's annext track is If you don't, you
can leave.
Exactly.
Exactly.
That's a good memory.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, that's nice.
That's the one that was like atbirthday, Matt.
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The big three.
Oh.
Oh wow.
Perfect.
Love that.
Okay, next.
Moving on.
Been to Santa Cruz.
No.
Didn't we stop for lunch Oncewhen my friend was visiting from
the uk.
No, we didn't stop in SantaCruz.
Oh, then no, we drove aroundSanta Cruz.
I'd love to go.
I want to go to the, is therelike a boardwalk?
(33:39):
It feels like black pool.
Pleasure beach though.
But it's nice'cause it's warm.
Blackpool pleasure.
Beach can be nice.
Can it?
No, it's disgusting.
Kinda wanna go?
Should we go?
It's hell.
Should we go?
It's horror for fun.
Yeah, a hundred percent.
For video.
We have to.
It'd be so crazy.
Taking my American Heisman toBlackpool Pressure Beach on the
Pepsi Max Ride.
(33:59):
Oh, you'll die.
There's a Pepsi Max ride.
All the rides are named aftersodas.
That is so funny.
What the fuck is an iron brew?
Is it like Vegas?
I've never had an Iron Brew.
Can I have an Iron Brew?
Yeah.
You never had an Iron Brew?
I've never had an iron brew.
That is just hangover reliefbecause it seems like a beer.
Al Alsa that we have?
Yeah.
Alca Celsa.
That tastes like an iron brew.
Oh, that's nice.
Yeah.
Okay.
The hangover.
Alka Salsa.
Iron Brew.
(34:20):
Iron Brew.
It's Scottish.
I think.
Sounds like something anAmerican would say or Southern
person would say.
Iron brew.
No, think of it in more of aScottish accent.
Iron brew.
excuse.
Get Don.
Do When are you coming toLondon?
Next week.
Next week.
Matthew's next week.
What day is it today?
It's Wednesday.
No, it's next week.
Oh.
We're going into London, butwe're not staying in London next
(34:43):
week, bro.
Husband, bro.
Next week we're flying intoLondon.
We're flying into London nextweek.
Yeah, week.
Today.
We're not staying in London, butthen it's two weeks from now,
we're actually gonna be inLondon.
We're flying into London.
Taking a train.
Yeah, I know we are, but I'mtelling you, we're going to
London next week.
We're flying.
SFO to L-H-R-L-H-R.
I was like, what the fuck isLondon?
I had to buy a fucking visa.
I had to buy a thing.
I had to buy a e visa.
(35:03):
What?
What is it?
An E.
It's an E, T, A and then T.
Travel authorization.
I had to spend$13 to go to theuk.
Why would I spend$13 to go tothe uk?
Because people in the UK have tospend that much money to get an
Esther for the US as they shouldAmerica travel in Trumps
America.
That's crazy.
I think people are like.
Americans are like, no.
I get, oh my God, I can'tbelieve that we have to spend$13
(35:25):
to go to the uk and the eusgonna be doing it soon as well.
I know.
And I think the EU does.
I know it's not doing it, but itNo, it's Pat, it's delayed I
understand why.
I just didn't want to do it.
No, America has been doing itfor every other country.
I know.
Like you have to have an esta toget into the us.
I know.
So stop complaining.
Okay.
Oh my God.
Great.
Okay.
If you could only read one bookfor the rest of your life, what
(35:46):
would it be?
Over and over again.
I'm gonna shoot myself in thehead.
I'm not reading a book over andover again.
I'm not doing it.
Sorry.
A cord of Thorn and Roses bookone.
Sorry.
What the fuck?
You have to pick one.
I have to, it's the questionSong of Achilles maybe.
Okay.
Oh.
Just be absolutely devastatedover and over again.
(36:07):
And then just skip the TrojanWar.
Oh yeah, totally.
Skip that whole part.
Oh, it's just, I don't even haveit.
My book, just my copydisintegrated in Greece.
If you, my copy of the song ofAchilles Disintegrated in the
Sun a few years ago in ZosOccasioning in Greece.
I need a new copy becausesometimes when I'm feeling,
(36:30):
sometimes the things that yousay are so funny.
Sometimes.
Sometimes I want to have a,every time I'm like feeling
melancholic, which is most ofthe time I like, just read the
last paragraph of Song ofAchilles and just like cry.
That's nice.
Anyway, oh, I did just finishreading.
We were in Mexico and in fourdays I finished midnight
(36:50):
library.
Midnight library.
That was an exquisite from startto finish.
An exquisite book.
Let it be know.
I told you that is fast for me.
I don't read very fast.
I've been reading the same.
It took me like a hundred pages.
A hundred.
Hello?
It took me two weeks to get to ahundred pages of the book I'm
reading right now.
'cause it's so slow.
Ever had family, friendsdisapprove of your content and
(37:10):
how did you handle it?
No, not really.
my, Some of my family got Matt.
One person in my family Wheneverwe posted that we got married.
Yeah.
Two years into our relationshipor relationship, our marriage.
One of my aunts was like, can'tbelieve you didn't tell me.
I didn't tell anyone.
Do you speak to this aunt on aregular basis?
No.
No.
Then, okay.
Is she listening to thispodcast?
(37:31):
No.
Then you'll be fine aunt.
But no, there's no, no one hasdisapproved of my content.
I've heard rumblings from behindthe scenes.
People have been disapprovingobviously.
'cause I'm fucking homosexual.
And everyone in my family is aMuslim.
And so like I've heard rumblingsbehind my back.
Do they say it to my face?
No.
'cause I'm a roaring success.
Exactly.
(37:52):
And you know what?
I don't give a fuck.
You are not famous until youhave haters.
sometimes they're inside yourown bloodline.
Not the bloodline.
The bloodline.
Yeah.
No.
People gossip about me and I'mlike, okay, I'm sure there's
gossip everywhere.
I don't even think about you.
Sorry.
Yeah, exactly.
That's that.
What if I've been single mywhole life?
(38:12):
Is there such a thing as the oneI don't believe in the one, I
don't believe in that.
I'm like so pissed for everyone.
I know.
We've been in a relationship foreight years almost, and I'm
like, do I think you are theone.
No, I think some of my friendsare the one I think if you think
of a soulmate or like a personor people that like really get
(38:35):
you.
Yeah, you, but also so many ofmy friends I pull the same like
love and energy and affectionand care into my friendships as
I do into our relationship, ifnot sometimes more.
you're telling your friends somany other things, like we're
having conversations abouteverything.
There's nothing I wouldn't tellyou.
But then sometimes when you justneed a bit of a break, you're
(38:56):
friends for that.
Totally.
I always think the concept ofthe one is very intertwined with
you need to marry someone andstay with them for the rest of
your life.
It's very into the monogamous,monogamy.
Monogamy.
Do you think we'll be togetherfor the rest of our lives?
Yeah.
Oh, I think so.
But I also think likerelationships.
What?
You don't think so?
I think so.
Yeah.
(39:16):
He's such a bitch.
She loves me.
I think so.
You love me.
But I think like that the ideaof a quote unquote soulmate is
so just intertwined with liketraditional marriage and
traditional values and that sortof thing.
When I don't believe, I thinkthere are different types of
relationships and you're gonnahave many types of relationships
throughout your life.
Some are romantic, some are justfriendships, some are whatever.
(39:38):
And some, some can be consideredsoulmates, but I feel like you
could have multiple soulmates ifyou want.
And I think that when people saysomeone's, if someone's been
single for their whole life, youcould be your own soulmate.
That, but then also like, youwant what you don't have and
like you want to like, obviouslyit's like that's the goal.
Everybody wants to have acommitted partner.
I think it's just important toinvest in yourself first and
(39:59):
foremost, because if your cup isfull and then you find someone
else with a really full cup, andthat's really nice.
Yeah.
Because sometimes your cup isfull and then you meet someone
and their cup is half full.
And then you pour half ofyourself into that person, but
then you are left with half acup and they're left in the full
cup and that full cup.
Yeah.
Talking from experience.
Men suck.
Okay.
Men suck.
(40:20):
Just focus on yourself as longas you can.
you attract what you are and theenergy you put in your, the
energy you put into yourself iswhat you're going to attract
from other people.
What you saying that you arewhat you eat and I'm an asshole.
What's wrong?
I have to go.
I have to go.
I have to go.
(40:41):
Okay.
Who wears the pants in thisrelationship?
I'm gonna answer this because Iknow you're listening.
Little fuck me.
Duh.
What does that mean?
Define, I don't know, but thevery define it, heteronormative.
So who's the man and who's thewoman or who like rules the
house wear?
I wear pants, but it sometimesthey're like a skirt.
I just wear pants, so I guessit's me.
(41:02):
I wear the prove proverbialpants.
No, we both wear the pants.
What are you talking about?
The, this, the person who wearsthe pants is like the head of
the household.
What do you do that's head ofthe household?
I have more money.
Oh God.
I'm done with this podcast.
(41:24):
I'm so glad we're taking abreak.
This is a great episode to endon.
I'm having fun.
No, I should, we should alwaysfilm an episode when I've got
like a time crunch.
I have to leave in 10 minutes.
Okay.
Have you guys experienced anyprejudice while being in or out
of the states while traveling?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
When I was like a blue hairbarista bitch when I was like,
(41:45):
yeah, platinum blonde and, andwith towels the size of, I had
my nails, had my nails had mynails done, and I was in Croatia
a few years ago.
I was like, why is everyonestaring at me?
I feel really unsafe anduncomfortable.
I don't think Croatia is likethe gayest or the most gay
friendly country.
'cause it is Eastern European.
However, touristy areas likeSplit or Dubrovnik, there are so
(42:07):
many tourists and.
It's fine.
It's a, it's like a safe place,but I just stood out like a sore
thumb and I just didn't feelvery comfortable.
Then I think I'd probably goagain now under the protection
of I was gonna say straightpassing, but I'm a ben.
Big benders not straightpassing, maybe less I was like
probably a little bit racisttoo.
So I was like, totally, here'sthis brown.
person with bleached hair andtalons, a manicure, talons that
(42:32):
you can see from afar.
From space.
Yeah.
Okay.
And yeah, in the states a fuckton of places.
I'm sure you have driven throughthe south before.
I think the difference is likeyou're going, if you're gonna a
place where everyone looks thesame generally and there's one
person who looks different,people are going to stare.
We live in San Francisco whereeveryone looks like a fucking
freak.
No one stares.
Yeah.
I love it.
So it's like I'm free.
If you go to a place like Splitor in Croatia somewhere where
(42:55):
everyone's just generally whiteand we're in Savannah, Georgia,
maybe in June, we'll see.
Yes we are, but like again, Ifeel like I, potentially don't
look like every I don't looklike everyone, no, I'm unique
you guys.
So actually you can take it asa, you can take it two different
ways.
You can take it as people arestaring at you'cause they hate
you, or they're staring at you'cause you're hot and they've
like never seen really anyonethat looks like me before and
(43:18):
you're new for them and you'reactually enhancing their mindset
or expanding their mindsetSometimes I'm like, stop looking
at me.
I don't wanna enhance yourexperience in this world.
Go away.
Yeah.
It's all about your mindset, butthere are places where you will
get fake crimes, so For sure.
And we stay away from thoseplaces.
There are places in the worldthat I will not go to just
because I don't wanna beuncomfortable.
There are places that I could goto that I'm sure would be fine,
(43:39):
but I don't wanna put myself ina situation where I couldn't.
Be fine.
Yeah.
So I'm just not gonna go'causeat this age, I'm not meant to
live an uncomfortable life.
You talked about your momgrowing herself and loving you,
rainbow flag emoji.
What about your siblings?
The same.
I haven't.
Three brothers.
I got it right this time.
Woo.
Good job.
(44:00):
My oldest brother was super,super duper religious.
And then when I came out, bigturning point for him, my other
older brother whose wedding isnext week that we're going to
the UK for, always been verychill.
'cause we're like closer in ageand just our friends were all
the same.
So I came out to him first.
I came out to him when I waslike 12 and yeah, my little
brother grew up with all of usbeing degenerates already, so he
was like, yeah, I have such acool family.
(44:21):
Slay.
What about you?
So you saved your whole family?
That was, I did save my wholefamily.
I did.
So this episode is basically,I'm amazing and everyone should
just be so, appreciative of myexistence on this planet.
Oh my God.
And call me your Lee.
You're welcome.
Oh my God.
That question was directed toyou.
So you wanted to end on aquestion about yourself, which
is very telling.
(44:43):
You can answer it too, that ifit's not about me.
Yeah.
But it was about you too.
So you were talking about yourparents' experience with you
coming out, but how has theexperience been with you and
your siblings since you cameout?
I never told them that I wasgay.
Yeah.
But they obviously fucking know.
So what's your experience likeMy sister, I like my sister.
She's the one in my family thatI really enjoy.
But who did she vote for?
(45:05):
But who did she vote for?
Chomp.
Did she actually, did youconfirm?
She voted for chomp the firsttime and then she voted.
That was fine.
That's fine.
People make the mistake.
And then she voted and then shevoted for Biden the second time.
And then she never told me whoshe voted for this time.
She probably didn't.
It's likely that she probablydidn't.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
Okay.
(45:25):
That's what we have time fortoday.
Get outta my house.
I gotta go.
thank you for saying, what didyou learn this week?
Oh, okay.
What did you read?
What my, my, tell me about yourart.
My series.
My series.
My series.
Okay.
The series that we're doing andwe're gonna continue and maybe
actually like structure itbetter where there's like
jingles or something.
That'd be fun.
Should we make sounds?
I think we should make sounds.
Do we have anyone that playsmusic?
We know people that play music.
(45:46):
We know someone who plays thecello and the violin.
Oh yeah.
What a cty.
We could have a Bridgetonsoundtrack.
That would be great.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
We could have, will you stillLove Me When, or like on String
Quartet?
That would be amazing.
Perfect.
So the series that we're doingor the, what is the segment?
What did you learn today?
(46:06):
The segment.
This, what did you learn thisweek on TikTok?
No, what did you read an articleabout this week?
That's the name.
That's a, that's wordy.
The name is What did you read anarticle about this week?
KKA.
That's stupid.
That's a shit name.
That's a shit name.
What did you learn this week?
We're gonna workshop it.
We're gonna workshop it, butit's funny.
Tell me about an article youread.
(46:27):
A KAA TikTok that we watched.
You have five seconds.
I didn't, I, I learned moreabout, I learned a lot about
tariffs this week which isreally annoying.
'cause I didn't really want tolearn about tariffs this week.
That's so boring.
I didn't really wanna learnabout it, but I had to.
And I learned about that.
Like the things that Trump said.
He's like, oh my god, China'sdoing a 50% tariff on us.
They're actually is.
They actually did thecalculations on chat, GBT, and
(46:49):
they said the trade deficit,which is not a tariff.
A tariff, they're all differentthings.
I learned so much about theeconomy this week.
Crazy.
So this week I learned.
From an article that I read thatmale giraffes headbutt female
giraffes in the bladder.
So they peel a little, then staywith me guys.
(47:10):
Then they Then they taste thepee and they can somehow
magically tell if the woman, thewoman, if the female, if the
female giraffe is fertile, thewoman to decide whether or not
they wanna mate with her.
(47:30):
That's crazy.
Giraffes are freaky.
Giraffes are freaky.
Yeah.
Look at them.
Look at those fucking longnecks.
What do you think they're doingwith that fucking gosling Piss.
Creaky behavior.
Okay, so I learned about tariffsand you learned about giraffes
mating habits.
Great.
Yeah.
(47:51):
Thanks so much for joining usthis week.
You guys, be sure to write us areview on Apple Podcast and
Spotify if you want.
And follow us everywhere youwant.
Instagram, YouTube, Snapchat.
We're the fuck we are.
We We're there for you.
We're there for you.
You be there for us.
And then together we'll just bethere, but not for another two
weeks.
See you in two weeks, oh, I'm soexcited for Coachella.
(48:13):
I'm so excited for rememberabout this wedding.
I haven't seen my family in likealmost a year and a half.
I cannot wait.
It's about to be a really funtime.
Please, if you've missed ourvoices, just go back and listen
to a few episodes.
There's a lot of'em.
There's a few.
There's a good few now on there.
Yeah.
My favorite one so far is a jetlag episode because that was
really unhinged and I feel likethis matches the level of
unhinging.
A hundred percent.
(48:33):
Okay.
Thank you so much.
I see you in a couple weeks.
Bye bye.
Gonna miss you.
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